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JOURNALS & PAPERS | 55
POUCHES | 59
TEA TOWELS | 67 TEA TOWELS | 71
COASTERS | 87
TEA SPOONS | 107
DECORATIVE BRASS | 113
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“There is wisdom that is woe, but there is a woe that is madness, And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in the sunny spaces. And even if he forever flies within the gorge, that gorge is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is still higher than the birds upon the plain, even though they soar”
-Herman Melville, Moby Dick
“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
-Alice in Wonderland
“Keep your face always toward the sunshine and shadows will fall behind you.”
-Walt Whitman
“I dwell in possibility.”
-Emily Dickinson
He said, “Dare to live a life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.”
-Helen Keller
ALICE IN WONDERLAND P254
HERMAN MELVILLE / MOBY DICK P253
WALT WHITMAN P255
RALPH WALDO EMERSON P257
EMILY DICKINSON P256
HELEN KELLER P258
NELSON MANDELA P259
“I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.”
-Nelson Mandela
FRANKLIN D ROOSEVELT P262
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
-Franklin D Roosevelt
LUTHER KING JR P260
“Be the best of whatever you are.”
-Martin Luther King Jr.
P261
“You’ll find life is still worthwhile if you just smile.”
-Charlie Chaplin
MONROE P263
“Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing, and there’s so much to smile about.”
-Marilyn Monroe
GANDHI P264
“The future depends on what we do in the present.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
MARTIN
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
MARILYN
MAHATMA
DR. SEUSS P265
“You have to be odd to be number one.”
-Dr. Suess
P266
“If you hear a voice within you say, ‘You cannot paint,’ then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.”
-Vincent Van Gogh
GEORGE ELIOT P268
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
-George Eliot
MOTHER TERESA P269
“Spread love wherever you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.”
-Mother Teresa
MARY OLIVER P267
“Tell me what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”
-Mary Oliver
MOTHER TERESA 2 P270
“If you want to bring happiness to the world, go home and love your family.”
-Mother Teresa
VINCENT VANGOGH
MAYA ANGELOU P271
“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.”
-Maya Angelou
POOH AND PIGLET P272
“What day is it?” “It’s today…” “My favorite day”
-Pooh and Piglet
JOHN F KENNEDY P274
“A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.”
-John F Kennedy
P273
“Do one thing every day that scares you.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt
WILDE P275
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
-Oscar Wilde
ALBERT EINSTEIN P276
“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”
-Albert Einstein
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
OSCAR
LEV TOLSTOY P277
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
-Lev Tolstoy
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE P280
“I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse.”
-Florence Nightingale
EARHART P278
“The most difficult thing is the decision to act. The rest is merely tenacity.”
-Amelia Earhart
JOHN STEINBECK P279
“And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.”
-East of Eden, John Steinbeck
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN P281
“Well done is better than well said.”
-Benjamin Franklin
JANE AUSTEN P282
“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”
-Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
AMELIA
A. A. MILNE, WINNIE THE POOH P283
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
-A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
JOHN LENNON P284
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope someday you’ll join us. And the world will live as one.”
-John Lennon
LINCOLN P286
“It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”
-Abraham Lincoln
THE DALAI LAMA P287
“Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.”
-The Dalai Lama
WHITE P285
“Maybe it’s not about having a beautiful day but about finding beautiful moments. Maybe a whole day is just too much to ask. I could choose to believe that in every day, in all things, no matter how dark and ugly, there are shards of beauty if I look for them.”
-Anna White
LINCOLN 2 P288
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
-Abraham Lincoln
ANNA
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
MAYA ANGELOU P289
“Hoping for the best, prepared for the worst, and unsurprised by anything in between.”
-Maya Angelou, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
MARK TWAIN P292
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”
-Mark Twain
THOMAS STEARNS P290
“Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.”
-Thomas Stearns Eliot
ON THE ROAD, JACK KEROUAC P291
“The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad to live. Mad to talk. Mad to be saved. Desirous of everything at the same time. The ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing. But burn. Burn. Burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.”
-On the Road, Jack Kerouac
LEWIS CARROLL P293
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
-Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
FRANZ KAFKA P294
“Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.”
-Franz Kafka
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT 2 P295
“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt
RALPH WALDO EMERSON 2 P298
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT P296
“I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.”
-Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
NELSON MANDELA P297
“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
-Nelson Mandela
JIMI HENDRICKS P299
“Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.”
-Jimi Hendrix
F SCOTT FITZGERALD P300
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over.”
-F Scott Fitzgerald
MARK TWAIN 2 P301
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
-Mark Twain
ALBERT EINSTEIN 2 P304
“If at first an idea isn’t absurd, there is no hope for it.”
-Albert Einstein
FORD P302
“When everything seems to be going against you. Remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.”
-Henry Ford
DR. SUESS, PLACES YOU’LL GO P305
“Oh the places you’ll go! You’ll be on your way up! You’ll be seeing great sights! You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.”
-Dr. Suess, Oh the Places You’ll Go
P303
“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
-Thomas Edison
COELHO P306
“So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.”
-Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist
HENRY
THOMAS EDISON
PAULO
C.S. LEWIS P307
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
-C.S. Lewis
DICKINSON 2 P308
“That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.”
-Emily Dickinson
ROOSEVELT 3 P310
“Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt
ROOSEVELT P309
“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.”
-Theodore Roosevelt
SINATRA P311
“The best revenge is massive success.”
-Frank Sinatra
WEST P312
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
-Mae West
EMILY
THEODORE
FRANK
ELEANOR
MAE
BABE RUTH P313
“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
-Babe Ruth
HELEN KELLER P314
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often, we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”
-Helen Keller
STEVE JOBS P316
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.”
-Steve Jobs
P317
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
WINNIE THE POOH AND PIGLET P315
“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we Pooh?” “Even longer.”
-Winnie the Pooh and Piglet
CHURCHILL P318
“Success is not final; failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that count.”
-Winston S. Churchill
MAHATMA GANDHI 2
WINSTON
WALDO EMERSON 3 P319
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
THOMAS EDISON 2 P320
“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.”
-Thomas Edison
LUTHER KING JR 2 P322
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
-Martin Luther King Jr.
PARTON P321
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.”
-Dolly Parton
LUTHER KING JR 3 P323
“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.”
-Martin Luther King Jr.
P324
“All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.”
-Walt Disney
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ASIAN MONKEYS N104
GINGER ACCENT JAR N105
PINK SHEYUAN N106
BROWN HORSE N107
PINK BOW N108
PUG N109
GIVE ‘EM HELL KID N110
BLUE SHEYUAN N111
ASIAN ELEPHANT N100
PINK GINGER JARS N101
SEA TURTLE N102
BLUE HYDRANGA N103
COWBOY HAT N124
CHEETAH AND GINGER JAR N125
ORANGE CHAMPAGNE N126
PINK HIBISCUS N127
LUCKY YOU N128
SKULL COWBOY N129
SEASHELL W/ PEARL N130
PINK GIDDY UP BOOTS N132
LUCKY AS FUCK N119
ORANGE BUTTERFLY N120
ASIAN GUARDIAN LIONS N121
PINK CHAMPAGNE N123
PAIR PINK WHIPPET N112
BLUE BUTTERFLY N113
STAFFORDSHIRE N115
BEAUTIFUL N118
THE FROG PRINCE N141
GINGER JARS N142
TEQUILA COWBOY N143
BLACK HORSE N144
PINK TULIPS GINGER JAR N145
TOP DOG N146
PURPLE HIBISCUS N147
PINK GINGER JAR N148
PURPLE ORCHID N137
PINK PEONY N138
CANS OF SARDINES N139
CHEETAH CHAMPAGNE N140
CHERRY BLOSSOM JAR N133
TULIPS IN COMPOTE N134
FRENCHIE ON SETTEE N135
BE ROOTIN’ BE TOOTIN’ N136
RESTING BUTTERFLY N149
BAD ASS N151
GREEN SHEYAUN N152
BLUE BUTTERFLY N153
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TEXAS N131
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HELL YEAH
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TINI TIME CP140
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DAY DRINKER CP156
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YOU CAN’T AFFORD ME CP159
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SERVE TACOS T100 UNSTOPPABLE T101
AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE WE WILL SERVE TACOS MARGARITAS 24:7
SQUAT, RIGHT? T103
IF A COOKIE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND YOU PICK IT UP, THATS A SQUAT RIGHT?
IF IT WEREN’T FOR PHYSICS AND LAW ENFORCEMENT I’D BE UNSTOPPABLE
BUGS T102
DON’T EVER LET A RECIPE TELL YOU HOW MANY CHOCOLATE CHIPS TO USE, YOU MEASURE THAT SHIT WITH YOUR HEART
DON’T WORRY DISHES T105 BAKE A CAKE T106
DON’T WORRY DISHES NOBODY IS DOING ME EITHER
I WAS GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE BUT ALCOHOL SOUNDED MUCH BETTER
PROTEIN SHAKES T108 OUTDOORSY T111
I KEEP TRYING TO MAKE PROTEIN SHAKES BUT THEY KEEP TURNING OUT AS MARGARITAS
EVERYTHING I WANTED T117
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH YOU CUSS TOO MUCH YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS , YOU’RE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A FRIEND
EVERY TIME I TRY TO EAT
I’M OUTDOORSY IN THAT I LIKE DRINKING ON PATIOS
I CAME I SAW I FORGOT T112
I CAME I SAW I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING RETRACED MY STEPS GOT LOST ON THE WAY BACK NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON
NEVER BEEN AGE BEFORE T118 HI TO DOGS T119
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT MY AGE BECAUSE I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE
I HOPE IT’S THE FINAL SEASON OF THE SHIT SHOW
I’M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO SAYS HI TO DOGS
WARNING: MY MOUTH IS A BIT LIKE A MAGICIAN’S HAT…YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO COME OUT OF IT
DEAR FOOD T124
DEAR FOOD, EITHER STOP BEING SO DELICIOUS OR STOP MAKING ME FAT
VOICES T133
I DO WHAT THE VOICES IN MY WIFE’S HEAD TELL ME TO DO
KALE T125
KALE TASTES LIKE I WOULD RATHER BE FAT
TEQUILA DIET T135
I’M ON A TEQUILA DIET. SO FAR, I’VE LOST TWO DAYS
DRINKS DRANKS T139 THROW IN THE TOWEL T141
ARE WE HAVING DRINKS? OR ARE WE HAVING DRANKS? I NEED TO DRESS ACCORDINGLY
I WAS GOING TO THROW IN THE TOWEL BUT THEN I REMEMBERED HOW MUCH LAUNDRY I ALREADY HAVE
MAC AND CHEESE T130
ACCORDING TO THIS BOX OF MAC AND CHEESE, I’M A FAMILY OF FOUR
EASY GOING T138
ME: I’M THE MOST EASY-GOING PERSON EVER. ALSO ME: WHAT KIND OF CLOWN LOADED THE DISHWASHER LIKE THIS?!
MEXICO SOMEWHERE T142
TEQUILA BECAUSE IT’S MEXICO SOMEWHERE
PROVEN FACT T144
IT’S A PROVEN FACT THAT WOMAN SAY TWICE AS MANY WORDS A DAY AS MEN. THATS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO REPEAT EVERYTHING TWICE TO THEM…
LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS T149
IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU SHOULD MAKE LEMONADE AND TRY TO FIND SOMEBODY WHOSE LIFE HAS GIVEN THEM VODKA AND HAVE A PARTY
BUSHEL AND A PECK T145
I LOVE YOU A BUSHEL AND A PECK AND A HUG AROUND THE NECK
I NEED MORE THAN COFFEE BUT LESS THAN COCAINE.
THING WATER T146
THE GOOD THING ABOUT WATER IS YOU CAN DRINK IT IN THE WORKPLACE. NOW WHAT’S SPECIAL ABOUT VODKA IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE WATER…
WE’LL BE THE OLD LADIES CAUSING TROUBLE IN THE NURSING HOME
HERE’S TO THE NIGHTS WE’LL NEVER REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS WE’LL NEVER FORGET THESE CAN’T BE THE SAME MEN DOLLY BEGGED JOLENE NOT TO TAKE
WHETHER YOU SEE YOUR GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR HALF-FULL. DOESN’T MATTER YOU DIDN’T POUR ENOUGH WINE INTO YOUR GLASS, START OVER NOT ALL GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE SOME GIRLS ARE MADE OF SARCASM AND WINE AND EVERYTHING FINE
MY KIDS LAUGH BECAUSE THEY THINK I’M CRAZY. I LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW IT’S HEREDITARY
FALL OFF WAGON T183 DIET STAND FOR T184
NOT ONLY DID I FALL OFF THE WAGON I DRAGGED IN INTO THE WOODS SET IT ON FIRE, AND USED THE INSURANCE MONEY TO BUY CUPCAKES
A GOOD FRIEND KNOWS ALL YOUR STORIES. A BEST FRIEND HELPS YOU WRITE THEM
I JUST FIRED MYSELF FROM CLEANING MY HOUSE. I DON’T LIKE MY ATTITUDE AND I GOT CAUGHT DRINKING ON THE JOB.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT “DIET” STANDS FOR? DID I EAT THAT I LOVE JESUS… BUT I DRINK A LITTLE
I DON’T COOK BUT I LIKE TO STIR THE POT.
I WAS GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE BUT A MARGARITA SOUNDED MUCH BETTER
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOME FOLKS FOR A MINUTE AND THOUGHT… “THEIR CORNBREAD AIN’T DONE IN THE MIDDLE”
Y’ALL GON MAKE ME LOSE MY WINE... UP IN HERE UP IN HERE.
HERE’S TO THE NIGHT T202
HERE’S TO THE NIGHTS WE’LL NEVER REMEMBER WITH THE FRIENDS WE’LL NEVER FORGET
EVERYTHING I WANTED T205
YOU DRINK TOO MUCH YOU CUSS TOO MUCH YOU HAVE QUESTIONABLE MORALS , YOU’RE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED IN A FRIEND
DIRTY DISHES T203 CLEAN KITCHEN T204
THE DISHES ARE LOOKING AT ME DIRTY AGAIN
DIET CHEATING T206
MAYBE EATING A DONUT WASN’T CHEATING ON MY DIET. MAYBE GOING ON A DIET WAS CHEATING ON MY DONUT.
EVERYONE HAS A HIDDEN TALENT THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT UNTIL TEQUILA
I MAY BE FUNNY, ATHLETIC, GOOD LOOKING, SMART, TALENTED... I FORGET WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.
I COULD KEEP THIS KITCHEN CLEAN IF YOU PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP EATING HERE.
BETTER LEFT UNSAID T207
SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID...WHICH I GENERALLY REALIZE AFTER I HAVE SAID THEM.
I CAN’T PROMISE YOU THE WORLD, BUT I WILL BUY YOU TACOS AND TOUCH YOUR BUTT.
GOOD MORNING T211
GOOD MORING WORLD, YOUR FUCKING LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE HAS ARRIVED.
WINE STOPPER T214
OKAY, TELL ME AGAIN, WHAT’S A WINE STOPPER FOR?
BAD DECISIONS T217
YOU BRING THE ALCOHOL. I’LL BRING THE BAD DECISIONS
CRAZY IS SHOWING T212 TAKE PRIDE T213
YOUR CRAZY IS SHOWING. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TUCK THAT BACK IN.
AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR FUCKERY
WTF LINES T215
MY WRINKLES ARE ALL FROM LAUGHTER, EXCEPT THOSE LINES BETWEEN MY EYEBROWS... THOSE ARE MY “WTF’ LINES AND THOSE RUN DEEP
WHERE’S THE WINE? T218
ROSES ARE RED, VILOLETS ARE BLUE, BLAH BLAH BLAH WHERE’S THE WINE?
MI TACO T216
MI CASE ES SU CASA, BUT MI TACO ES MI TACO
CARBOYDRATED T219
OF COURSE I STAY HYDRATED... CARBOYDRATED.
SNACCIDENT T220
SNACCIDENT: NOUN THE REGRETTABLE INCIDENT WHEN YOU EAT A SNACK BY ACCIDENT.
FRIENDSHIPS T223
FRIENDSHIPS FILL YOUR LIFE WITH LAUGHTER, YOUR SOUL WITH SUNSHINE, AND YOUR HEART WITH LOVE.
I COULD GIVE UP DRINKING, BUT I’M NO
BRAIN CELLS DIE, SKIN CELLS DIE, EVEN HAIR CELLS DIE, BUT FAT CELLS... THEY MUST HAVE ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS THIER LORD AND SAVIOR BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO HAVE ETERNAL LIFE.
FRIENDS ARE PEOPLE IN LIFE THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH A LITTLE LOUDER, SMILE A LITTLE BIGGER, AND LIVE A LITTLE BETTER.
I’M NOT SINGLE, I HAVE A LOT OF BOYFRIENDS: JACK DANIELS, JOSE CUERVO, JOHNNIE WALKER, CAPTAIN MORGAN
IF I’M MURDERED JUST KNOW I TALKED SHIT TILL THE BITTER END
YOU’RE OFF TO GREAT PLACES, TODAY IS YOUR DAY. YOUR MOUNTAIN IS WAITING, SO GET ON YOUR WAY. -DR. SEUSS
GRAMMAR T229 GETTING OLD T230 ALFULLY QUITE T231
GRAMMAR: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FEELING YOU’RE NUTS AND FEELING YOUR NUTS
MY FRIENDS ARE ALL A BAD INFLUENCE. AND I WOULD LOVE TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM PERSONALLY FOR THAT.
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I LOOK FAMILIAR; I TELL THEM “I DO PORN”
IT’S NOT CALLLED GETTING OLD, IT’S CALLED OUTLIVING THE WARRANTY
SO, I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS. TURNS OUT I’M A BITCH.
IT’S ALL SHITS AND GIGGLES UNTIL SOMEONE GIGGLES AND SHITS...
FRIEND: YOU’RE AWFULLY QUITE ME: WELL NO ONE PLANS A MURDER OUT LOUD.
BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR SHIT... REMEMBER THERE’S NO WINE IN PRISON
I WHSIPER “WHAT THE FUCK” TO MYSELF AT LEAST TWENTY TIMES A DAY.
TOO EARLY T238
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IF IT’S TOO EARLY TO DRINK... YOU’RE AN AMATEUR AND WE CAN’T BE FRIENDS.
DRUNK ME T239 TRUNK T240
LISTEN, IF DRUNK ME SAID OR DID SOMETHING, YOU GOTTA TAKE IT UP WITH DRUNK ME. DON’T COME AT SOBER ME BECAUSE WE WERN’T THERE. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED...
BITCH, I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU.
HAPPY HOUR T241 NO ONE CARES T242 FIND OUT T243
WHY LIMIT HAPPY HOUR TO ONLY ONE HOUR?
DO I LOOK LIKE THE JACKASS WHISPERER?
SHHHH...NO ONE CARES FUCK AROUND & FIND OUT.
DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT POOPING IN THE CAMPER.
SOMETIMES I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF IT’S JUST NOT WORTH THE JAIL TIME.
LOVE YOU LOTTLE T247
I LOVE YOU A LOTTLE. IT’S LIKE A LITTLE, EXCEPT A LOT.
SPILL THE TEA T248
SPILL THE TEA.
TELL ME I’M PRETTY T249
DON’T JUST STAND THERE. TELL ME I’M PRETTY.
ANTIDEPRESSANTS T250
TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS, I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.
BY NOW THE WINE SHOULD KNOW ENOUGH TO COME OUT OF THE STORE WHEN I HONK.
IMPOSSIBLE T251
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. UNLESS YOU JUST CAN’T DO IT.
ME: GREATEST COOK IN THE WORLD. ALSO ME: JUST BOILED WATER
MILKSHAKE T252
APPARENTLY MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. AND THEY’RE LIKE, IT’S BETER THAN YOURS.
IT’S NO LONGER CALLED “BOX WINE’ THE CLASSY TERM IS “CARDBOARDEAUX”
HOMEMADE T256
HONEY, IF I HAVE TO OPEN A BOX AND ADD WATER IT’S HOMEMADE!
WINE EACH NIGHT T257
I ENJOY A GLASS OF WINE EACH NIGHT FOR IT’S HEALTH BENEFITS. THE OTHER GLASSES ARE FOR MY WITTY COMEBACKS AND FLASWLESS DANCE MOVES.
AWKWARD FLIRT T258
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT, BUT I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD IF YOU’RE INTO THAT.
DRINK COASTERS
ACRYLIC DRINK COASTERS
COASTER
MEASURES 4” X 4” | MINIMUM 4 PER DESIGN | $3.50 EACH
JUICE CLEANSE
MILK FRIDGE AC105
QUIT DRINKING AC107
TALK TO SELF AC116
TIME WITH FAMILY AC117
DOLLAR TREE AC118
MORE THAN COFFEE AC119
ADD TO CART AC114
TEENAGER AC115
MR. ROGERS AC112
ROLL EYES AC113
BROKE BF AC120 OVERTHINKING AC121
DRINKS ON ME AC132
5 YEARS AGO
WELL PLAYED KARMA AC122 STRUGGLE AC123
EARTH AS TEXAS AC134
DOG BEERS AC128 EXCEPT SOBER AC129
NEED
DRINK AC130
LEFT UNSAID AC131
WHISKEY THINKS AC144 JUST KIDDING AC145
DRUNK ME REASONS AC146
AWKWARD DRUNK ME AC147
GOOGLE SYMPTOMS AC148
DUMBRELLA AC149
GOOD BEST FRIENDS AC150
KARMA DELIVERY AC151
LAUNDRY AC142
BIG QUESO AC143
DOZEN CATS AC136
TEXAS BBQ AC137
HAPPY HOUR LIMIT AC138
HEAR ABOUT DIET AC139
FORGOT
HARD TO KIDNAP AC162
DAYS WITH T AC163
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AC164
FUCKERY AC165
FUCK AROUND AC166
POOPING CAMPER AC167
LEFT UNSAID AC156 MARRIAGE AC157
FUNERAL BOUQUET AC158
FUCKERY PRIDE AC176
FLOWERS & TOUCH AC177
MARRIED WHAT AC178
RAT’S ASS AC179
BOSS LADY AC180
FIGURE THE FUCK AC181
EPIC SHIT AC182
BAD DECISIONS AC183 TURN DOWN DRINK AC172
JACKASS WHISPERER
HALF ASS AC168 CRAZY IS SHOWING AC169 TOO MUCH AC170
DRINK TONIGHT? AC185
DRINKING FEELINGS AC186
QUEEN CLAP AC188
MEXICO SOMEWHERE AC189
MI TACO AC190
SALTY BRING TEQUILA AC191
PROTEIN MARGARITAS AC187
WINE GLASS HAND AC184
EMBRACE MISTAKES
EVENTS AC203
LUCKY SON OF A BITCH AC201 TURN DOWN STEREO AC202 OUTSIDE
I DO PORN AC204
CHIPS & SALSA AC205
SORRY I SLAPPED YOU AC206 WATER INTO WINE AC207
UNSUPERVISED AC224 WHAT THE FUCK AC225
MANIFEST THAT SHIT
CLUSTERFUCK AC228
MOUTH WILL SAY AC229
AC231
FUCKING FINE AC232
WARNING GIRLS AC226
WELL SHIT AC227
CARBOHYDRATED
BLAH BLAH BLAH
MARGARITA MONEY AC261
VODKA SOUP AC253
WHISKEY SOUP AC255
BOURBON SOUP
BAG EYES PRADA AC273
DRINK ALONE AC274
ROCK BOTTOM AC275
SEEING ANYONE AC276
HARD TEQUILA AC277
BODY SICK AC278
MOMSTER AC279
LOVE AND A CAT AC280 BOOTY CALL AC269
SNUGGLE DOG AC271
SNUGGLE CAT AC272
TEQUILA CHANDLIER
PIZZA
MIXED FEELINGS
HIDDEN TALENT
CAKE IN BREAK ROOM
BAIL MONEY
WINE FLIES
QUESO
DONUT CHEATING
WALKING
ASSHOLE CAT AC315
HALF ASS AC316
WINE
VOICES AREN’T REAL AC338
DON’T ASK ME AC339
TROUBLE TOGETHER AC340
QUEEN AC341
TEA SPOONS
SILVER TEA SPOONS
SPOON MEASURES 5.5” X 1.5” | MINIMUM 6 PER DESIGN | $2.60 EACH
SUGAR MOMMA S111
BLOOMED S112
MOUNTAINS & BACK S113
MOM GROW S114
HERS S110
HOT COFFEE S116
YOU’RE AWESOME S117
MAY CONTAIN ALCOHOL S118
MOON & BACK S119
DOMESTIC AS FUCK S115
COFFEE, LIPSTICK S121
SMOKE ALARM S122
LOVE COFFEE S123
HEY BEAUTIFUL S124
BIG SPOON S120
HEY SUGAR S126
COFFEE SLUT S127
HOLY GUACAMOLE S128
FRUIT LOOP S129
SUNSHINE S125
FUCKING DRINK S131
HIS S132
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL S133
LEMONADE RECIPE S134
MAYBE SWEARING S130
GOOD MORNING ASSHOLE S136
LOVE YOU S137
SUGAR ON ME S138
LATTE FUCKING DA S139
ZERO FUCKS S135
WHISKEY IN TEA CUP S150
TOO EARLY WINE S141
TOO EARLY VODKA S142
LITTLE SPOON S143
SUGAR DADDY S144
LOVE GUACAMOLE S140
CLASSY AS FUCK S146
LOVE MORE THAN TACOS S147
CAFFEINATED BITCHES S148
LEAVE HER WILD S149
STIR CRAZY S145
LET’S ROLL S151
DECORATIVE BRASS
BRASS ACCESSORIES
BRASS HIPPO
BRASS GOLD FISH
X 3” BRASS
BRASS BUG BOX
SMALL SHELL CLIP
BRASS BOTTLE OPENERS
MINIMUM 2 PER DESIGN
GLASS & BRASS RABBIT BOWL
X 2.5”
BRASS
DECORATIVE STONE
ASSORTED STONE ACCENTS
STONE DRINK COASTERS
COASTER MEASURES 4” X 4” | MINIMUM 2 PER DESIGN
STONE MARBLE BOWLS
ASSORTED BOWL SIZES | MINIMUM 1 PER SIZE
6” - 7” WHITE MARBLE LOTUS BOWL ST111
12” WHITE MARBLE LOTUS BOWL ST115
14” WHITE MARBLE LOTUS BOWL ST116
MARBLE LOTUS BOWL
PALO SANTO
PALO SANTO INCENSE CONES INC136
PALO SANTO INCENSE STICKS INC104
PLUMERIA
PLUMERIA INCENSE CONES INC141
PLUMERIA INCENSE STICKS INC105
MYRRH INCENSE STICKS INC106 MYRRH
MYRRH INCENSE CONES INC139
MEXICO CITY
MEXICO CITY INCENSE CONES INC130
MEXICO CITY INCENSE STICKS INC107
ST. THOMAS
ST. THOMAS INCENSE CONES INC128
ST. THOMAS INCENSE STICKS INC108
JASMINE
JASMINE INCENSE CONES INC122
JASMINE INCENSE STICKS INC110
CAPE TOWN
CAPE TOWN INCENSE CONES INC124
CAPE TOWN INCENSE STICKS INC109
COPENHAGEN
COPENHAGEN INCENSE CONES INC129
COPENHAGEN INCENSE STICKS INC111
COMANCHE
COMANCHE INCENSE CONES INC138
COMANCHE INCENSE STICKS INC112
CHINATOWN
CHINATOWN INCENSE CONES INC133
CHINATOWN INCENSE STICKS INC113
DALLAS INCENSE CONES INC135
DALLAS INCENSE STICKS INC114
HONEY SUCKLE INCENSE STICKS INC115 HONEY SUCKLE
HONEY SUCKLE INCENSE CONES INC137
PATCHOULI
PATCHOULI INCENSE CONES INC140
PATCHOULI INCENSE STICKS INC116
PARIS
PARIS INCENSE CONES INC132
PARIS INCENSE STICKS INC117
TOKYO
TOKYO INCENSE CONES INC125
TOKYO INCENSE STICKS INC118
ETERNITY
ETERNITY INCENSE CONES INC126
ETERNITY INCENSE STICKS INC119
WHITE SAGE
WHITE SAGE INCENSE CONES INC127
WHITE SAGE INCENSE STICKS INC120
