National ‘Answer Your Cat’s Question’ Day

To honor national ‘answer your cat’s questions’ day, we took it upon ourselves to answer, in our opinion, cat’s most common questions. Our cats, Rooster and Cow, are very vocal felines. Both of us have looked at our cats and KNOWN these questions are circling around their pea brains. We hope these answers are useful in accommodating your cat’s needs.

tion to my advantage. Cow doesn’t exactly have internet access, so I’m currently running ‘Operation Catnip Is For Grownups.’ No, you can’t have any catnip, you’re underage.

ROOSTER: Why does mom clip my claws?

Rooster can’t even ask this question because when I go to clip his claws, I literally have to do ONE nail per attempt. I get genuinely scared my neighbors are going to call animal control with the amount and the volume Rooster screams at me. It’s not just a meow, it is a bloody murder, ‘mom I’m going to kill you,’ scream. To answer ‘why’ I have to do this, it’s because Rooster likes to play chutes and ladders on my face while I am trying to sleep.

COW: Why can’t I pee with you?

has gotten on the ledge and inevitably fallen in. That may sound relatively harmless, but it is most certainly not. I have the scratches to prove it, including in places I would rather not admit to.

I go behind the curtain to take my bath and you can’t come because I like to end my shower clean and with all of my blood still inside of my body.