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Contents...

Rock Calendar

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Gemini Syndrome

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Gemini Syndrome in Concert

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News You Can Use - Cars: Tire Safety

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VOX’s NW SpotLight: Sisyphean Conscience

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VOX’s Concer Corner: Whitechapel

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Order in the Chaos; Brien DeChristopher’s Music Blog

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Gear the Pros Use: smoking’ HOT Merry Adin

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Gear the Pros Use: Bill Jackson of Snake City Playboys

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News You Can Use - Motorcycles:

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Tattoo Gallery...Baseball Ink, in honor of the World Series

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Gemini Syndrome is a collective of 5 musicians with one common focus: music.

Originating from Los Angeles, CA in early 2010, the band has been converting listeners with their strong stage performances and cohesive content, filling a gap that has been lacking in contemporary, mainstream music; the group has made a strong foothold on the local LA hard rock scene and has begun to make advances into the rest of the nation. Building from the momentum of early local successes, Gemini Syndrome has continued converting new fans through regional shows and multiple national tours; this natural progression of organically grown attention has enabled the band to consistently move forward and gain strong recognition.

<CV WorldWide> Tell our readers who's in the band and their role?

Aaron-vocals Mike-guitar/vocals Brian-drums AP-bass Rich-guitar

band, what was the catalyst behind it? <Aaron> We are a group of musicians that met in Los Angeles through circumstance and mutual friends. We were all interested in a new project and wanted to put our full intention and energy into <CV WorldWide> Tell us about it. That's pretty much what the beginning, who founded the ended up happening.

<CV WorldWide>Talk to us about the journey to find the right combination of musicians... <Aaron>This group came together very quickly and naturally. We've all played in numerous projects and finding the right mesh of personalities and talent is always a challenge. This band came togeth-

er in a very organic way.

ket? this one, tell us about those? <Aaron> We created this with <Aaron> We have all been in <CV WorldWide>Tell us about optimism and hope that we numerous bands over the the name, where did it come could influence the music com- years…too many to name from? munity in a positive way and I quite honestly. <Aaron> Gemini represents think we have. We have all the duality of nature. The studied music for most of our <CV WorldWide>What do you twins of the zodiac. The yin lives and feel that this is our hope to accomplish with your and the yang. Syndrome chosen path in this world. music, what message do you try means a collection of traits or to convey? qualities. Combining these is <CV WorldWide> Who do you <Aaron> Syn in Greek means basically saying balancing the guys count as your musical influ- to combine or unite. We want aspects of the human condiences? to create a safe place for people tion. <Aaron> Between all of us we to connect with one another have listened to black metal and be accepted for who they <CV WorldWide> What is it and have performed just about are no matter what. about THIS combination that every genre. Our influences you think works so well? range from classical to metal, <CV WorldWide> What moti<Aaron> It's hard to say. We rap and hip hop to jazz. vates you to keep improving, to are all unique yet simikeep expanding your horizons as lar. We've grown to become a <CV WorldWide> Have you guys always wanted to play mu- musicians and a band? family and truly care for one another. That makes it easier sic, or were there other interests <Aaron> I think that any artist honing their craft is always tryto profess a message of love when you were younger? and community since we live <Aaron> We all had other in- ing to improve. I think that comes with the territory. it. terests for sure ranging from sports to reading but music was <CV WorldWide>In the end, CV> What were your initial always in there for all of us. while all bands WANT to be sucthoughts on creating the band, how did you think you'd fare in <CV WorldWide> Some of you cessful, are you prepared for the a pretty high quality music mar- have been in other bands before success this will bring? <Aaron>I hope so. <CV WorldWide> What kind of pressure do you feel, if any, to produce a successful record? <Aaron> Again, being an artist, you want to produce the best work you can. I think if anything the pressure comes from inside. <CV WorldWide> How will you decide which songs to release as singles? <Aaron>I suppose the ones we feel are the best and most pow-

erful.

<CV WorldWide> Let’s talk friends in a way never before possible. I think it‘s an absoabout the music industry to<CV WorldWide> How has the day...and social media...music lute tool for artists in this day and age. response been from the shows you distribution is much different are playing? now, do you see that as progress? <Aaron> The support we get The ability to market/sell indi- <CV WorldWide> Do you guys have a favorite place to play? from our fans is always overvidual songs, does that benefit <Aaeon> Not really. We've whelming. There is a lot of the industry as a whole? made friends just about everylove from them. <Aaron> I think so. People where we go and every city has can get what they want <CV WorldWide> How imnow. The only sad part is that its own character. I personally portant is it for fans of the head- when a band makes a record as like Seattle just because I love the city but I can name someliner to come early to see the a whole piece of art that gets opening band, to support? lost sometimes to some listen- thing awesome about pretty much everywhere we go. <Aaron>I think bands try to ers. bring other acts that will compliment them. Putting together <CV WorldWide> Alright then, <CV WorldWide>Have you had a show is an entire event and Social Media platforms...savvy any particularly memorable shows to date? Why was it memalso helps newer bands get ex- PR tools or necessary evil? orable; good OR bad. posed to new people. I think <Aaron> They allow you to it‘s very important them. keep in contact with fans and <Aaron> We recently played a

show with Sevendust in Missis- friends and have become better idealistic and realistic? sippi. It was sold out and I players simply because we get <Aaron> I hope we are at the was incredibly moved by the to do this all the time. top of the proverbial mountain crowd. There have been a ton but it's impossible to predict of shows like that but that one <CV WorldWide> Where do the future. At least it's impossiis fresh in my mind. you think you are in the journey ble for me to predict the future. of Gemini Syndrome? <CV WorldWide> What is it <Aaron> As I say in the song <CV WorldWide> We underabout your music that you feel Babylon, "It's only just begun." stand you are touring very heaviappeals to fans? ly, and about to go out on the <CV WorldWide> What other road again. Tell us about that, <Aaron> We mean what we say. The message is pure and I bands do you guys listen to dur- how has it been going and tell us think people identify with that. ing downtime and relaxation? about the new tour. <Aaron> Like I said earlier we <Aaron> We are road dogs for <CV WorldWide> What can listen to all different types of sure. We have been on the fans expect to see at a show? music. Personally lately, I have road almost constantly for <Aaron> Energy, community, been into Twelve Foot Ninja years now and it gets tiring but intensity. and The Faceless. we love it. We are about to hit the road with Non<CV WorldWide> Do any of <CV WorldWide> How much point. We've been friends with your songs speak to you on a pressure is there to “produce” them for a long time and have deep personal level? with every new musical offering? toured with them before with <Aaron> I think it‘s safe to say <Aaron> Again, as artists we Device so the relationship is already there. I'm looking forthey all do. want everything we do to be quality. I think the pressure is ward to this run. It should be a <CV WorldWide> How have great time and great shows always there but more from you guys grown as a band and as ourselves than from outside influences. musicians? <Aaron> I think we have <CV WorldWide> Where do grown in every way possible. We‘re closer as people and you see the band in 3-5 years,

<CV WorldWide> Okay, what’s in store for the remainder of 2014? What other big projects are in the works? <Aaron> After this run it'll be the end of the year so we will take time for the holidays but then we will head into doing a new record and all of the details that come with that. <CV WorldWide> Any final words you would like to convey to your fans? <Aaron> We are blessed to have the fans that we do. They are loyal and loving people and have supported us through everything and for that, simply, thank you.

GEMINI SYNDROME An Alternative Rock band that's not too heavy not too mild, these musical magicians brought LVCS Las Vegas a sound that impacted the stage and left a mark forever.

It's August 31st and the night is ready for something different. Gemini Syndrome possesses that kind of sound that stays with you, a sound that flows like swimming in an ocean of tranquility but containing a twist of rage. One could say they sound a little like Stone Sour, Disturbed, Mudvayne or Tool, but still, they are truly unique.

Listening to them play, I feel they sound exactly like Gemini Syndrome is meant to. It's no secret these fellas are one with their music and instruments and that they bear a powerful message of empowerment and truth. Like most bands I have seen and reviewed GS interacts with their audience. What's a bit different from other bands is that they exude their music performances, romancing the crowd with their tones, touching their hearts and hands. I especially love to see frontmen and their band mates shake hands of their fans while onstage, interacting with the crowd, sharing their love of music. The connection is powerful and inspiring. This night was their final show of a monstrously long tour, but their energy never waned.

I am very proud to have been there. To transcribe what I saw with my eyes onto paper, into words brings microscopic justice than actually seeing it for yourself.

I could say this was one of the best performances I have ever seen but you would have to check them out for yourselves to get a real feel of Gemini Syndrome and their incredible sound.

Their image and art is like a portrait of a psychedelic dream, very bizarre and futuristic but surreal and impactful; they bring a certain symbolism that they have constructed (which I find very creative) for their songs like...‖Pleasure and Pain‖, ―Basement‖, and ―Left of Me‖; these music masterminds have a solid foundation upon which to stand. I'm looking very much forward to their shows in the future.

I highly recommend checking out Gemini Syndrome and give a listen. You won't want to stop.

Corin Parcells Guest Writer

How Old — and Dangerous — Are Your Tires?

by Ronald Montoya, Consumer Advice Editor, Edmunds.com

ty hazard.

For some people, old tires might never be an issue. If you drive a typical number of miles, somewhere around 12,000-15,000 miles annually, a tire's tread will wear out in three to four years, long before the rubber compound does. But if you only drive 6,000 miles a year, or have a car that you only drive on weekends, aging tires could be an issue.

The age warning also applies to spare tires and "new" tires that have never been used but are old.

What Happens to a Tire as It Ages?

Sean Kane, president of Safety Research & Strategies, Inc., compares an aging tire to an old rubber band. "If you take a rubber band that's been n February 2008, the owner of a 1998 sitting around a long time and stretch it, you will Ford Explorer in Georgia needed a new tire for his start to see cracks in the rubber," says Kane, whose SUV and ended up buying a used one. When he organization is involved in research, analysis and was driving two weeks later, the tread suddenly advocacy on safety matters for the public and cliseparated from the tire. The Explorer went out of ents including attorneys, engineering firms, supplicontrol and hit a motorcycle, killing its rider. An er companies, media and government. analysis of the used tire revealed that it was nearly That's essentially what happens to a tire 10 years old. that's put on a vehicle and driven. Cracks in the More recently, an investigation into the rubber begin to develop over time. They may apcause of the accident that killed the actor Paul pear on the surface and inside the tire as well. This Walker revealed that the Porsche Carrera GT in cracking can eventually cause the steel belts in the which he was riding had nine-year-old tires. The tread to separate from the rest of the tire. Improper California Highway Patrol noted that the tires' age maintenance and heat accelerate the process. might have compromised their drivability and hanEvery tire that's on the road long enough dling characteristics, according to the Los Angeles will succumb to age. Tires that are rated for higher Times. mileage have "anti-ozinant" chemical compounds These incidents illustrate not only the poten- built into the rubber that will slow the aging protial danger of buying used tires but also the perils cess, but nothing stops the effects of time on rubof driving on aging tires — including those that ber, says Doug Gervin, Michelin's director of prodhave never spent a day on the road. uct marketing for passenger cars and light trucks.

For years, people have relied on a tire's tread depth to determine its condition. But the rubber com- How Long Does a Tire Last? pounds in a tire deteriorate with time, regardless of Carmakers, tire makers and rubber manufacthe condition of the tread. An old tire poses a safe- turers differ in their opinions about the lifespan of a

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tire. The National Highway Traffic Safety Admin- sitting in a tire shop or your garage will age more istration (NHTSA) has no specific guidelines slowly than one that has been put into service on a on tire aging and defers to the recommendations of car. But it ages nonetheless. carmakers and tire manufacturers. Carmakers such Conditions of use: This refers to how the as Nissan and Mercedes-Benz tell consumers to re- tire is treated. Is it properly inflated? Has it hit the place tires six years after their production date, re- curb too many times? Has it ever been repaired for gardless of tread life. Tire manufacturers such as a puncture? Tires on a car that's only driven on the Continental and Michelin say a tire can last up to weekends will have a different aging pattern than 10 years, provided you get annual tire inspections those on a car that's driven daily on the highway. after the fifth year.

All these factors contribute to how quickly or slowly a tire wears out.

Proper maintenance is the best thing a person can do to ensure a long tire life. Gervin recommends that you maintain proper air pressure in tires, have them rotated regularly and have them routinely inspected.

How To Determine the Age of a Tire The sidewall of a tire is full of numbers and letters. They all mean something, but deciphering them can be a challenge. This Edmunds article about reading a tire's sidewall goes into greater deThe Rubber Manufacturers Association says tail, but for the purposes of determining the age of there is no way to put a date on when a tire a tire, you'll just need to know its U.S. Department "expires," because such factors as heat, storage and of Transportation (DOT) number. conditions of use can dramatically reduce the life of a tire. Here's more on each of these factors.

Heat: NHTSA research has found that tires age more quickly in warmer climates. NHTSA also found that environmental conditions like exposure to sunlight and coastal climates can hasten the aging process. People who live in warm weather and coastal states should keep this in mind when deciding whether they should retire a tire.

Storage: This applies to spare tires and tires that are sitting in a garage or shop. Consider how a spare tire lives its life. If you own a truck, the spare may be mounted underneath the vehicle, exposed Tires made after 2000 have a four-digit DOT to dirt and the elements. code. The first two numbers represent the week in If your spare is in the trunk, it's as if it is which the tire was made. The second two represent "baking in a miniature oven," says Dan Zielinski, the year. A tire with a DOT code of 1109 was senior vice president of public affairs for the Rub- made in the 11th week of 2009. Tires with a threeber Manufacturers Association. Most often, the digit code were made prior to 2000 and are trickier spare never sees the light of day. But if the tire has to decode. The first two digits still tell you the been inflated and mounted on a wheel, it is techni- week, but the third digit tells you the year in the cally "in service," even if it's never been used, decade that it was created. The hard part is knowGervin says. ing what decade that was. Some tires made in the A tire that has not been mounted and is just 1990s (but not all) have a triangle after the DOT

How Old — and Dangerous — Are Your Tires? (cont) code, denoting that decade. But for tires without That's why used tires become more attractive to that, a code of "328" could be from the 32nd week consumers who are strapped for cash. But the purof 1988 — or 1978. chase of used tires is very much a buyer-beware sitClearly, these DOT numbers weren't de- uation, Zielinski says. "Even a one-year-old tire signed with the consumer in mind. They were orig- can be dangerous if it was poorly maintained," he inally put on tires to make it easier for NHTSA to says. recall tires and keep track of their manufacturing When a consumer buys a used tire, he has date. no idea how well it was maintained or the condiTo make matters worse, you might not al- tions in which it has been used. The previous ownways find the DOT number on the outer side of the er might have driven it with low pressure. It could tire. Because of the way a tire is made, it is actually have hit curbs repeatedly. It could have been safer for the technician operating the mold to im- patched for a nail. Further, it's a dated product. print information on the inner side of the tire, so "You wouldn't want a used tire for the same some manufacturers will opt to put the number reason that you wouldn't buy a 10-year-old comthere. It is still possible to check the DOT code, but puter," Zielinski says. "You are denying yourself you might have to jack the car up to see it. Keep the advancements in tire technology over the past the visibility of the DOT number in mind the next few years." time you are at a tire shop and the installer asks if you want the tires to be mounted with the raised Make Sure You're Getting a "Fresh" Tire lettering facing in.

Just because a tire is unused doesn't mean That potential inconvenience is going away, it's new. In a number of instances, consumers have however. NHTSA says that the sidewall infor- purchased "new" tires at retail stores only to find mation about the tire's date of manufacture, size out later that they were manufactured years earlier. and other pertinent data is now required to be on In addition to having a shorter life on the road, a tire that's supposedly new but is actually old may both sides of the tire for easier reading.

After checking out a tire's birth date, give be past its warranty period.

If you buy tires and soon after discover that the rubber a visual inspection. Some of the best advice on such an inspection comes from the British they're actually a few years old, you have the right Tyre Manufacturers' Association. It recommends to request newer ones, Zielinski says. Any reputathat consumers check tires regularly for any sign of ble store should be willing to make amends. "It is aging, such as tread distortion or large or small fair for a consumer to expect that 'new' is not severhairline cracks in the sidewall. Vibrations or a al years old," he says. change in the dynamic properties of the tire could also be an indicator of aging problems, the associa- Letting Go tion says. It recommends replacing the tire immeGetting rid of an unused spare or a tire with diately if such symptoms appear. good-looking tread may be the hardest thing for a thrifty consumer to do. "Nobody's going to take a Don't Buy Used tire that looks like it's never been used and throw it Tires are expensive, especially when you out," Kane says. But if it's old, that's exactly what factor in the price of mounting and balancing. the owner should do.

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Although Kane has lobbied NHTSA to enact regulations on tire aging, nothing is currently on the books. A NHTSA spokesman says the organization is "continuing to conduct research into the effects of tire aging, and what actions consumers can do to safely monitor their tires when they are on their vehicles."

It's too bad that tires don't have a "sell by" date, like cartons of milk. Since there's no consensus from government or industry sources, we'll just say that if your tire has plenty of tread left but is nearing the five-year mark, it's time to get it inspected for signs of aging.

Of all your vehicle's components, tires have the greatest effect on the way it handles and brakes. So if the tire store recommends new tires at your fiveyear check-up, spend the money and don't put it off. Your life could depend on it.

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dissonant harmonies, seamlessly blended with the hat do you get from four long-time stutter-stepping guitar work and gut-wrenching vofriends with extensive music theory and cals, driving home the message of utter chaos and song composition background combined with flaw- dismay. less technical skill and an added bucketful of bruIn a one-on-one interview with Vocalist Taytality? A mind-blowing album like Sisyphean Con- lor Gorman, I asked, “How do you feel about Sisscience‘s Malignant Transformation…so far, wor- yphean Conscience’s development throughout thy of being on terminal repeat. Within the first the creative process during the making of week of its release (10/25), their debut full-length “Malignant Transformation” and in what way EP is already making waves throughout the metal has it changed the dynamic of the band, if at all? community for being versatile, engaging and heavy He delivered with, “The impression of the as all hell! album, for me anyway, is all said in the title we The album kicks right in with ―Banished‖, an instrumental track with both subtle harmonies chose for the record. This album can't be deand soul-ripping riffs that hint at the amazing audi- scribed as anything but our malignant transforble experience listeners are about to devour. With mation. Everything that we went through before, galloping double-kick, sick guitar riffs, chest- during and after the album process has molded us pounding bass and vicious vocals, the album begs and transformed us into what we are currently, for apocalyptic images to flood the mind. And just which I guess you can call an aspiring professionwhen the brutality of ―Claptrap‖ and ―Empty al touring act. Our sound, our image, our lives Threats‖ delivers the soul to the brink of destruc- even, have transformed so drastically since we tion, tracks like ―Triumph‖ and ―Marauder‖ truly started this band and put out our EP. We lost a prove that these guys are no generic, head-banging member, recovered from that, learned a lot, made slouches. To close out the package, the title track a lot of mistakes, and thus has transformed into ―Malignant Transformation‖ seals the deal with its "hopefully" a more seasoned, professional act.

It is clear to see that Sisyphean Conscience stands as proof that their relentless drive, welldeveloped talents and advanced songwriting skills deliver them to a position far surpassing the barriers and limitations of any genre-specific label. With plans to tour in 2015, they are excited to give fans from all over America the opportunity to come out and get down in the pit with them. Until then, you can snag their album via iTunes and Bandcamp and savor the heavy metal bliss for yourself!

Although we are ever-evolving and never stop growing or learning, we are somewhat proud of ourselves and the end result of this record and how it all sort of came together. And we feel as if we have set a personal milestone for ourselves with this one, being our first professionally mixed and mastered full release, and the sky is the limit now. We'll see, that is. Maybe this is it for us. We'll leave that up to the listeners. Stay metal guys!”

lighting many of the tracks from the album by the same name released in America April 29th, 2014, as well as many fan favorites from the albums of yesteryear like ―I, Dementia‖.

Vocalist Phil Bozeman was asked ―How do you feel about your progression as a vocalist and do you ever feel that maybe the style of music you guys play is old?‖ He responded by stating, ―Listening to The Somatic Defilement up until now makes me feel October 29th, 2014 like I have progressed a lot! Anyone can do what I The lights dimmed and the anticipation rose do. All you have to do is try and figure out your like a low moan from deep in the chest, the sound limits and capabilities. We play ―metal‖ which is a soaring to a head-numbing roar as the members of form of music that will never die no matter what Whitechapel took the stage before a sold-out crowd stupid sub-genre the people around the world want at The Hawthorne Theatre in Portland, OR. This to call it and we do it because we love to!‖ night would be the fulfillment of an eagerly awaitWith this kind of approach, it is easy to foreed appearance for the many long-time fans of the see a long lifespan for Whitechapel and a signifiband who then got to witness their idols perform a cant presence worldwide for many years to come. heaping helping of the tracks they have rocked out It has been suggested that it's best not to miss your to for years! opportunity for a mind-blowing experience as their Whitechapel was formed in 2006 in Knox- tour barrels through your neck of the woods! ville, TN and is named after the city of Whitechapel, England – that infamous locality of Jack the Ripper‘s murderous hacking and slashing in the late 19th century. Needless to say, their vicious stage presence and guttural tonality lives up to the brutality of such an influential namesake.

After almost a decade of being on the forefront of death metal, including 5 album releases which staked their claim on the Billboard top 200 and numerous international headlining tours, Whitechapel has carved out their niche in the community and has forever solidified their place in the blackened hearts of fans all over the world.

Despite the need to overcome the everpresent pitfalls of the music industry, Whitechapel is currently signed to Metal Blade Records and is a juggernaut amongst mortals. They are currently headlining their ―Our Endless War Tour‖, spot-

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Order in the Chaos Helpful Band Tip #7 - Maybe you are not as good as you think...

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sat in a conference at the Tulalip Casino in Washington a few years back with my band mates at the time, listening to a keynote from one of the most outstanding producers from the 80's - 90's rock scene, Beau Hill.

I was sitting next to an outstanding vocalist from the Seattle club scene, whom I'd later become fairly good friends with. Shoot, he even lent me his Guild Acoustic to track with in the studio and let me have it for as long as I needed. Thank you, Rane.

Anyway, one of the most common themes for discussion at this meeting was "How do I get signed?"

Sad, really, that their vision was stuck in the 80's and 90's. But, okay... maybe those sitting there thought this was a conference on how things were done back when Beau was doing his thing. Nope. They REALLY actually thought that A&R Reps still came to local shows to find the next big act.

Any-who, a number of musicians during the Q much as most bands do, is that while you might build & A after his speech asked, pretty much, the same up a fan-base of locals, it doesn't mean you're necessariquestions-only worded differently, "I've been touring ly an incredible band. And it DEFINITELY doesn't for years, DIY, and have put out four or five albums... mean you're national or international material. Maybe but I cannot get signed! What am I doing wrong?" you've got killer gear, a great guitarist, and a strong voAfter a number of audience members stated this calist. Wonderful! But if your songs are shit, then you same question, I leaned over to this singer I mentioned haven't got a chance in hell of getting signed. earlier and whispered to him, "Why is everyone avoidWell, let's go a step further with the scenario... ing the obvious elephant in this room? Maybe they just you've absolutely MURDERED the local scene and SUCK!" every venue in town is eMailing, calling, messaging At which point he smiled, shrugged, and said you to get your band to play their venue... your calendar is BOOKED! back, "Right?"

Okay, cool. Now your ego has been boosted a Let me put it to you this way, maybe you've got tad, but the reality is, your LOCAL, so you're accessia band that's been beating up the night club scene in your home town for five or ten years...you've released ble. And because you've made a few hundred friends, album after album, you've built friendships with club those venues want you to bring them all over to their owners and promoters, you can get on any bill that place and make them a buttload of money in alcohol comes across locally, and you are first to get on the sales. It's not because you seriously kick ass and have opening slot for every national act that comes through killer tunes...if you're a good bar band and your crowd are "fish", every club in town will want you in their esyour town. Congratulations.

This is probably as far as you will ever go. If tablishment.

Let's face it, the local scene is great for learning you are okay with that, fine. If not, read on... how to gig on stage together and to build a local The problem with working the local scene as "following" that will attend your shows (this is known

as your "base"), but those people cannot be counted on cially. And my ratings always come back with a demoand will more than likely NEVER get in their car and graphic or 18-54 years old and almost 50/50 M-F. You drive to the next town to see you play another club if really cannot do much better than that. Not even your fun but your music sucks. And those folks in that signed bands can do much better. next city over don't know who the hell you are, so it's But, yes, I have gotten a few really scathing redead on a Friday night (and the word MIGHT spread views too. Some really HARSH comments...but you that you suck in that city/state-thus destroying any fu- take the bad with the good and the graph you receive ture gigs there). Shoot, we've all been there, haven't gives you a chart of your demographic, and also prowe. vides a graph with an acceptance rating...1 - 10. With So, unless your material is way above par, no- 10 being damned good! I usually get an 8.5 - not bad. body will care to see you, hear you, or travel to the So, if you get a one or a two...you might want to think next city or state to see/support you. Nope, not even about what your band can do to UP the songwriting. your girlfriend.

That might mean hiring a writer to help, or Okay, so, you might be thinking about it now. even picking up a producer to give a more professional You might be finally realizing why that club on the viewpoint. There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with north end never asked you guys back. And, just MAY- that.

BE, it clicked that maybe it isn't everyone else, but But, after you do this, and record it...submit it yeah, your music kinda blows. Or maybe even that you for another review. And if you get a 7 to 10 rating... don't rehearse enough to get tight. It's pretty much the You might have a chance. Package up that single same thing. I mean, who hasn't gone to a concert to see PROFESSIONALLY (meaning, get all your business their favorite band...and they play so loose that the big stuff in order and the song copyrighted) and send it radio hit is almost unrecognizable. Makes for a shitty around. If you are an ASCAP, BMI, or SESAC memshow, doesn't it? And THEY have clout, where you ber, you have access through those services to every don't. label, studio, producer in the industry...USE IT! So, how do you find out if your friends have Just so you know, I still send and receive eMails been lying to you for the past five or ten years about on a regular basis with Beau Hill regarding my band. what you sound like? Great question... ask someone And I met him almost 5 years ago! He may even work else! on my next album, which I would be THRILLED to No, I'm not talking about the old man up the have him do. If he could make Skid Row sound the street who never comes out of his house. I'm talking way they did, I'd be delighted! about peers, but even better...if your band is on ReverbNation (or another service site supporting your band), record some of your songs and purchase a lowlevel consumer/listener report for one or two. Should only cost you about $19 - $50 for each track you submit. These reports are anonymous, and they go out to listeners of EVERY genre. But, what you get back is a transcription of a hundred or so listeners who've heard your original music, and have taken the time to comment on the song(s). These things are PRICELESS. I have done them for every song I've released commer-

Brien DeChristopher is the guitarist and primary songwriter for Seattle Seale-based hard rock band "Agents Of Chaos". He has played in numerous live and recording bands over the years where he has logged countless hours on stage in live performance, and studio recording time.

You can see this and other Pearls of Wisdom at http:// www.blogster.com/briendechristopher/

Gear the Pros Use! I first picked up the bass guitar as a joke in 1989, San Ramon, California, at a Rusty Pelican for the song ―Wild Thing.‖ Shortly after, I bought a Music Man, a mini Peavey amp, & a book & taught myself in my hotel room. Being on the road at the time, I had the advantage of meeting some great bass players & getting lessons from some of them; mainly Tony Hendrix in Spokane & George (Sugar Bear) Ruckert in Wendover (now in Vegas! STILL one of my favorite super heroes of bass!!). I soon met my love…the Steinberger XL2! I didn‘t start actually playing the bass in a band ‗til the band ―Impact‖ out of Reno in 2000. Since then, I have been playing the bass on stage & I have loved every minute of it! I am thankful to from Gibson/ Steinberger, Carvin, Sennheiser & EMG, I am in love with my gear &, although I still tweak it here & there, I am getting my very own sound & tone!

Guitar Steinberger Synapse 5 string, active EMG bass - My baby!! Been playin‘ a Steinberger since 1991 & unless I find another bass with the same center of gravity, weight, neck, feel & size, I`m a Steiny fiend ‗til da end!!

Strings Steinberger Double Ball End, Low B Nickel Plated, Platinum-Steel Wound Strings. The ultimate strings for me, jus not my budget. At this time, I can make any strings work, thanks to Alan Dreher, who has created a piece on the Synapse, so I can use regular strings!

Amp Carvin BX600 combo amp – I LOVE this amp!! It gives me that high end pop, while maintaining that low end kick & MAAAAN is it a killer amp! Never have had it past 4 in volume…cuz 4 is too loud even on Fremont Street! Great sound, not heavy tho‘ it came with a plate on wheels, it has the tilt back feature, so it hits you, not the back of your legs, a direct input for sound dude (no DI needed!!), an individual EQ to make da tone even tastier!! By far, my favorite rig!

SansAmp Bass Driver DI/ Tech 21 NYC - Da icing on da cake!!! This unit gives me that extra boost, either during solos when I`m playin‘ in a trio, or choruses. It also has that nasty growl I LOVE so much when I`m giggin‘ with BRAZEN! This little unit packs a serious PUNCH!!

Sennheiser ew300 bass wireless unit – I am a Sennheiser fan!!

Lightweight unit, nicely strapped to my bass strap!

Sennheiser ew300 Vocal handheld mic - Again, LOVE Sennheiser!!! Although I wish I had my headset wireless back/ don‘t really need a handheld, bein‘ a bass player & all…ha!

I think I will forever be chasing tone & am always open to trying new gear, but for now I am quite content with my current set up! Come check me out sometime & lemme know what you think? (wink!)

Merry Adin Bassist - Brazen, Bullet Babes, Docs Angels

Gear the Pros Use! Bill is a straight forward, hard hitting, take no prisoners type of drummer. He not only has a solid meter but is an entertaining drummer to watch live. Right down the middle as far as how much gear he likes to use. Not the smallest kit out there but not too big either. 7 piece kit with enough cymbals to go around.

Heavily influenced by classic hard rock drummers like Tommy Aldridge he, has a great balance of technique and power.

Drums Yamaha Power V Series 7 piece.

(2) 22‖ Kick drums (2) Rack toms 12‖ and 13‖ (2) Floor toms 16‖ and 18‖ Standard Yamaha 14x6‖ Snare Evans G2 heads

Cymbals Sabian AAX series 16‖ and 18‖ dark crashes 20‖ Metal ride 8‖ Splash 14‖ and 16‖ China Cymbals LP Cowbell and Jam Block

Hardware Gibraltar double bass drum rack and stands

MOTORCYCLE STORAGE: HOW TO STORE YOUR MOTORCYCLE FOR NEXT SEASON from OpenRoadJourney Motorcycle storage for winter is a ly you will be to do something. and funky. Filling your fuel tank sensitive topic in my household. reduces the space that moisture So, let's get to it. Here are four can form in your gas tank. It also As the weather starts getting easy steps to get your motorcycle makes it easier to figure out how colder my friends and family start ready for storage over the winter - much fuel stabilizer to use, beto talk in hushed tones around no matter if "winter" for your cause you know how much gas is me... random pats on the back motorcycle is 3 weeks or 3 in your motorcycle's tank. occur... my wife whispers "it'll be months.

Do both of these things, it'll take alright" in my ear... All signaling less than 2 minutes and cost less that they know my mood is getthan $5 for the fuel stabilizer. ting worse because as winter weather arrives, my riding time will slowly decrease, until it stops completely when the ice hits.

Then, I will have to carefully prep my motorcycle for winter storage and put into its corner in Step 1: Fill the Fuel Tank and the garage for the next month or add Fuel Stabilizer so. All of this makes me a very, If this list was "A One Step very grumpy person.

Guide to Motorcycle Storage," Step 2: Get a Battery Tender As painful as winterizing my mo- this would be the one step. I love and Hook it Up to the Motorcytorcycle may be, there are four fuel, it makes things go, and it cle key things I do every season that makes things go fast. But, fuel has kept my motorcycle in top can get old, funky, and thick fast. From personal experience, I think this is only necessary if shape and starting first time every As motorcycle fuel gets old and you're not going to ride or even time I pull it out of storage. funky, it starts to clog up all the start the motorcycle for a month There are many more things that little parts of your motorcycle, or more. If you don't do it, the you can do to store a motorcycle and come spring when you try to worst that is going to happen is that can take hours to do. But, start that your motorcycle up, come spring your battery will be my goal is to share main things you'll run into problems. Those dead and you will need to buy a required to store a motorcycle problems could include forking new one. that have worked for me and tak- over a couple hundred bucks to clean out your carburetor. I'm I do know that the nicer, more en the least amount of time. cheap, so I don't like those kinds heavy duty, the motorcycle battery (= more money) the better Let's face it; getting a motorcycle of problems. your chances it will not die over ready for storage isn't fun. But, it is necessary. So the simpler and A fuel stabilizer slows down the prolong lack of use. If you're buyfaster the steps are the more like- process of your fuel getting old ing one of the cheaper ones from

Walmart or the online generic helps you get all that gunk off be- the block or anything (although sites, you better hook it up to a fore it hardens up over the winter that is a plus), just start it up and battery tender because it'll be and gets even more difficult to let it run for 5-10 minutes. dead quick. clean off. Have you ever tried to clean 3 month old bug guts off Frankly, throughout my 20's and I bought this one and have been your motorcycle's windshield? If early riding years, this is all I did happy with it. so, you understand the im- for motorcycle winter storage. I did it for ten years with an old portance of this step.

Harley Davidson motorcycle and My reason for doing this is more didn't have a single problem with selfish than important for the the motorcycle. Same with my bike, when the temperatures start old Suzuki motorcycle. to raise the last thing I want to do is clean my motorcycle. I want to The only reason I didn't make take it out and ride. If I do it this the only step is because some people don't have the luxury of now, I don't have to do it then. doing this. Maybe you store your Step 4: Start Your Motorcycle motorcycle in a storage facility Step 3: Give the Motorcycle a for Five Minutes Every Few that's not easy to get to. Or, you Quick Cleaning Weeks store the motorcycle behind so If you've got a Harley Davidson Look, if you can remember to much crap in your garage; it's a motorcycle, it helps you avoid stop at the store every week to major ordeal to get it out. Whatchrome pitting on all that darn stock up your fridge with beer, ever the reason, not everyone can do it so it's lower on the list. chrome. you can remember to start your motorcycle every few weeks.

If you don't have a motorcycle Motorcycle Storage Summary that's heavy on the chrome it just You don't have to ride it around That's it. Do these four easy motorcycle winterization steps and you'll be set for getting your motorcycle ready for storage.

I generally can get all four of these steps done in less than 30 minutes. Depending on your definition of cleaning a motorcycle, it might take you longer or even less.

Ride safe, store smart.