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Fishers representative confident state will override veto of House Bill 1041

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com State Rep. Chris Jeter (R-Fishers) said he and State Rep. Michelle Davis (R-Whiteland) co-authored House LEGISLATURE Bill 1041 to protect the integrity of women’s sports.

HB 1041 states that athletes who were biological males at birth can’t compete in Indiana High School Athletic Association-sanctioned girls sports if they have transitioned to a female. The bill does not apply to women who are transitioning to men and want to compete in IHSAA-sanctioned boys sports. The bill doesn’t affect college or professional sports, but it does affect private and charter schools if athletes compete against an IHSAA-member public school.

“Men typically tend to have stronger, faster builds than women,” Jeter said. “All we are trying to do is say identify however you want, but biological men don’t need to compete with biological women.”

The bill passed the Indiana House and Senate chambers but was vetoed by Gov. Eric Holcomb March 21. Jeter said he’s confident the House and the Senate will vote to override the veto May 24. “(Davis) and I just talked to a lot of constituents in our districts and saw things going on at a national level. It was becoming more prominent, and we just really felt it was important to get out ahead of it and protect the integrity of women’s sports,” Jeter said. “This bill acknowledges the biological differences between men and women.”

Jeter said men who have transitioned to women and then compete in women’s sports puts biological female competitors at a disadvantage. Lia Thomas, a trans woman and swimmer for the University of Pennsylvania, recently won the women’s 500-yard freestyle in the NCAA at the March 17 Division I swimming championships. The competition was Thomas’ final as a college athlete.

Jeter said a majority vote would override

Holcomb’s veto. Holcomb issued a letter March 21 on why he vetoed the bill. He stated the bill fell short of providing clarity and one consistent policy for K-12 sports. Holcomb also said when similar legislation was passed in other states, lawsuits followed.

“Moreover, even before the introduction of (House Enrollment Act) 1041, a lawsuit was filed in Indiana in federal court by a middle-grade student who Jeter seeks to play in school sports on the team of their choice. Any bill brought forward should address the issues raised in these lawsuits,” the letter stated.

“Finally, the presumption of the policy laid out in HEA Ford 1041 is that there is an existing problem in K-12 sports in Indiana that requires further state government intervention. It implies that the goals of consistency and fairness in competitive female sports are not currently being met. After thorough review, I find no evidence to support either claim even if I support the overall goal.”

Holcomb said there has not been a single case of a male wanting to compete on a female team that has completed a process to do so established by the IHSAA. State Sen. J.D. Ford (D-Indianapolis) posted a Facebook status in support of Holcomb’s veto on March 22.

“I want to thank Governor Holcomb for

“Men typically tend to have stronger, faster builds than women. All we are trying to do is say identify however you want, but biological men don’t need to compete with biological women.”

– CHRIS JETER

his veto of HB 1041. We agree on many of the reasons why this legislation is unnecessary,” Ford stated. “The Governor rightly points out that ‘It implies that the goals of consistency and fairness in competitive female sports are not currently being met. I find no evidence to support either claim.’ We know from testimony that there has only been one relevant case in Indiana, and that was handled by the IHSAA. Governor Holcomb Holcomb also rightfully notes that ‘Nowhere in the testimony on this legislation was a critique leveled against their (IHSAA) model on how to govern this.’ We have a system in place to deal with any concerns Schaibley of unfairness as or if they arise. In the meantime, let’s let kids play sports with their friends.”

State Rep. Donna Schaibley (R-Carmel) voted in favor of the bill and plans to vote to override Holcomb’s veto.

“Our goal is to protect women’s sports.

I remember when women didn’t have the same rights they have today to play sports and fairly compete,” Schaibley said. “My fear is that we’re inadvertently undoing all of the good that Title IX did for girls and young women. This legislation simply upholds the values of equality and fairness.”

Jeter said the bill was heavily debated, and there were seven or eight hours of testimony in the Senate. He said he hasn’t considered authoring another bill addressing the same topic for women who transition to men and who want to compete in men’s sports.

“I think we will continue to listen to feedback we get from constituents and pursue those issues accordingly,” Jeter said.

If the veto is overridden, the law would go into effect July 1. To read the veto letter, visit in.gov/gov/files/Veto-HEA-1041.pdf.

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Survey shows desired qualities for new superintendent

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com

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In a recent survey, improving student achievement and improving effectiveness of teaching are qualities EDUCATION community members want Noblesville Schools to focus on during its search for a new superintendent.

The survey was conducted from late February to March 8. It was issued shortly after Noblesville Schools Supt. Beth Niedermeyer announced her retirement, effective June 30. Approximately 2,500 people provided input, including school staff, parents and Noblesville residents.

In the survey’s comments sections, 68 respondents said they don’t want the new superintendent to be political, and more than 55 responders said the new superintendent should not support critical race theory in schools. Approximately 48 comments want the new superintendent to support teaching diversity and/or CRT topics.

Survey responders also said they want a candidate who was a good communicator, problem solver, trustworthy and approachable. They want someone who can lead strategic planning, provide instructional leadership, has the ability to motivate others and has human relations skills.

The survey was conducted by the nonprofit University Search Team in support of the Noblesville Schools Board of Trustees’ superintendent search. Noblesville Schools contracted University Search Team for no cost.

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DISPATCH Easter egg hunt scheduled — The Noblesville Parks and Recreation Dept. and Hare Chevrolet will offer a free Easter Egg Hunt at 11 a.m. April 9 at Forest Park. Festivities will be held at Shelter 5 and begin at 10 a.m.

Festivities include a bounce house, a DJ and vehicle tours of Noblesville Fire Dept. and Noblesville Police Dept. vehicles. The Easter bunny also will make an appearance.

The egg hunt offers three age groups for children ages 3 to 10. Children ages 2 and younger can stop by the parks and recreation tent, where toddler-related activity bags will be handed out to the first 150 kids. No registration is required to participate. For more, visit noblesvilleparks.org.

Project: Parking garage construction Location: North Ninth Street from Clinton Street to Wayne Street and Clinton Street from N. Eighth Street to N. Ninth Street are closed for the construction of a new parking garage at the northwest corner of Clinton and Ninth streets.

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Project: Roundabout construction on 146th street.

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Project: Roundabout construction on 131st street.

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Project: New roundabout Location: 161st Street and Union Street roundabout Expected completion: The intersection of 161st Street and Union Street will be closed for roundabout construction on or after April 13, but an expected completion timeline hasn’t been announced.

Project: Wheeler Road and Tournament Trail traffic signal Location: Intersection at Wheeler Road and Tournament Trail Expected completion: Construction is only in the preparation phase at this time.

Project: Sanitary sewer project Location: Phase 1 occurred on Oak Road between 171st Street and 161st Street. It is expected to reopen this week. Phase 2 closed Oak Road between 161st Street and 151st Street. The closure started March 21 and will last for up to four weeks.

Expected completion: Late April Project: Median construction Location: A section of the Midland Trail is closed at Carey Road.

Expected completion: April 4

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Wine, Wags and Whiskers set

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As the second-largest fundraiser for Humane Society for Hamilton County, Megan Davis has high hopes for FUNDRAISER Wine, Wags & Whiskers.

Davis, director of training and communications for the Fishers-based nonprofit, said the fundraising goal is $100,000.

The 14th annual fundraiser will be held from 6 to 9 p.m. May 5 at the Embassy Suites in Noblesville. The 2020 event was canceled amid COVID-19 pandemic.

“Last year, Wine, Wags & Whiskers was an in-person event with record attendance (of 550),” Davis said of the July event at Embassy Suites. “We hope to set another record this year.”

This year, the bourbon pull, silent auction and tastings from Four Day Ray and Tito’s Handmade Vodka will return. There will be wine tastings from Vine & Table. Davis said new this year is Mexican- and American-themed hors d’oeuvres, because the event falls on Cinco de Mayo, along with additional liquor tastings from Brown-Forman.

The 2021 Wine, Wags & Whiskers set an attendance record with 550 people. (Photo courtesy of Humane Society for Hamilton County)

The event also is tagged as Cinco de Meow because it falls on May 5. “Meowmaritas” will be served with Tito’s vodka.

There also will be “bundtinis” from Nothing Bundt Cakes, adoptable pets and coffee from Noble Coffee.

The silent auction features jewelry from Hupp Jewelers in Fishers and a pet photography package from Furtography Studio.

There also will be a raffle.

The largest fundraiser is Tinsel & Tails, set for Nov. 17 at 502 East Event Centre in Carmel.

For more, visit hamiltonhumane.com/ programs/events/wine-wags-whiskers.

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NHS grad wins swimming title

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Caitlin Marshall even surprised herself with her showing in her first collegiate season.

ACHIEVEMENT The 2021 Noblesville High School graduate didn’t have lofty goals for his first season as a New York University freshman swimmer. But she managed to win the 200-yard butterfly at the March 18 NCAA Division III Swimming & Diving Championships at the Indiana University Natatorium at IUPUI. “It felt surreal. I didn’t have big expectations coming in and I cannot believe that I even got the opportunity to compete at NCAAs, let alone win an event,” she said. “I don’t know if it has really sunken in yet. It is truly unbelievable.”

Marshall won in a school-record time of 1:59.20. She said it was exciting to have her hard work pay off.

Marshall credited her teammates’ support for her motivation.

“Traveling to NCAAs with such a big group of swimmers was incredible, and I definitely could not have done it without that group

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EASTER CELEBRATION! Caitlin Marshall displays her first-place trophy on the podium. (Photo courtesy of Elizabeth Marshall)

of people being there to support me and cheer me on,” she said. “Throughout the season, training with people that are just as dedicated and motivated as you are really assures that you are constantly giving your all. I think my support system was crucial to my success this season and I am forever grateful.”

Marshall also swam the 500 freestyle and 100 butterfly.

Marshall hasn’t declared a major but said she is planning on double majoring in data science and mathematics.

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FHS softball player sees success after overcoming vision issues

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Fishers High School senior softball player Hannah Abbott’s vision issues started in January 2021.

“I had a headache and blind spots in my eyes,” she said. “It affected my everyday life. I couldn’t drive, read or play softball. Not long after, I lost my passion for softball. I would have to sit out of practices some days because I couldn’t see enough to play safely.”

Eventually, Abbott said she realized that she didn’t have to play to have fun.

“I started to focus on my teammates and support them. I became the cheerleader in the dugout,” she said. “If I couldn’t play, I still wanted to be a part of the team. Once I thought about softball like this, slowly my passion for softball was there again. I would be lying to say that it wasn’t hard to stay positive. But my friends on the team were great and supported me the entire way.”

She has since been diagnosed with acute macular neuroretinopathy, which basically means that she has blind spots in her vi-

MEET HANNAH ABBOTT

Favorite athlete: Steph Curry Favorite TV show: “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit” Favorite subject in school? Math Favorite movie: “The Blindside” sion all the time.

“It’s like when you look up at the sun for too long,” she said. “I was able to make some improvements being on medicine and seeing a different eye specialist. But I live with it every day and have been able to push through it.”

In the first two games this season, Ab-

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Fishers High school softball player Hannah Abbott is seeing the ball better after treatment of her vision problems. (Photo courtesy of Hannah Abbott)

bott hit .750 with two home runs and seven RBIs. “I think I have improved most on seeing the ball, making contact with my bat and just becoming more confident in the box,” Abbott said. “Last season, I wasn’t able to see or track the ball because of my vision

problems. The offensive part of the game I wasn’t confident on anymore. I’ve been working hard this year to build up the confidence and help my team out.”

Fishers coach Daren James said Abbott was mainly used in a pinch-running role and played second base last season. She had only 11 at-bats with no hits or RBIs. “Quite a turnaround this year,” James said. “Hannah has been a great leader this year. She has been working hard on her hitting and it is paying off early this year.”

Abbott has moved from second base to first base.

“Honestly, I was taken by surprise when they put me at first, but so, far so good,” Abbott said.

James agreed it’s been a smooth transition.

“Her move to first has been very natural,” James said. “Hannah is a very good athlete.

She has a good arm and good foot speed.

She has really increased her strength in the weight room and she understands the game.”

Abbott plans to attend Purdue University and eventually wants to go into nursing.

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New coffee shop at Federal Hill

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com City officials and Old Town Companies staff recently celebrated a groundbreaking ceremony for the Federal GROWTH Hill Apartments at Federal Hill Commons. Indie Coffee Roasters has already committed to a 1,200-square-foot space within the mixeduse development for a new coffee shop.

Federal Hill Apartments consists of 220 units in three buildings, 31,700 square feet of commercial retail space and a 210-space parking garage for public use.

The apartment’s leasing office and coffee shop are anticipated to open in fall 2023.

Apartments in Building A are expected to open at the same time. Building B, where Wendy’s is currently located, will open in December 2023. Indie Coffee Roasters is expected to open in Building A. Old Town Companies Senior Vice President and Director of Multifamily Brad Richey expects more businesses to follow.

“We have retail lease space for two businesses and are intentional about one of those being a restaurant,” Richey said.

Building A will house ground-floor retail.

On the parcel to the west of Nixon Street, there is an outlot along Ind. 32 that is marketed as an office building with approximately 40,000 square feet of space.

There is 5,600 square feet of commercial space available in Building A, plus the 1,200 square feet designated for Indie Coffee Roasters.

Indie Coffee Roasters’ third overall location will be in Federal Hills Apartments. Its flagship store opened in 2018 in downtown Carmel. The shop opened a second location at another Old Town Companies development in West Lafayette in September 2021.

Richey said Indie Coffee Roasters could further expand in the area in the future.

“We have a good relationship with Indie Coffee and have invited them into all of the mixed-use projects currently in our pipeline,” Richey said. “We really appreciate how they share our vision to foster community within our residential communities. The shared values as well as the energy they bring is truly an asset to us as a developer of outstanding mixed-use communities.”

Indie Coffee Roasters owner Diane McAndrews declined to comment.

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Noblesville one of largest cities in Indiana; mayor, resident address concerns and benefits of growth

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com Noblesville Mayor Chris Jensen said if a community isn’t growing, it’s dying.

As evidenced by recently becoming Indiana’s 10th-largest city, with a population approaching 70,000, Noblesville is clearly growing.

Although Jensen welcomes the distinction, he said there’s a fine line between cultivating growth and maintaining a “hometown feel.” Noblesville’s population, as of 2020, was 69,604.

“I want to credit the entire state of Indiana because it’s a place to live, work and play, and it maintains a healthy fiscal environment and we see businesses coming here and then families follow that business,” Jensen said. “Noblesville has natural assets. People are looking for the hometown feel, and we pride ourselves on that with our (downtown) square and the (White River).

“Ruoff (Music Center) and Exit 210 are hot spots to live, work and play. That’s happening because of a statewide effort.”

Jensen said growth brings benefits and challenges.

“It’s great to have a community that’s desirable. I believe you’re either growing or dying as a community,” Jensen said. “It also is on us, then, going forward to help guide that growth and manage that growth. We are insistent from the administration to maintain that hometown feel and maintain the historic downtown.”

A mixed-use development call Nexus is under construction at Ind. 32 and River Road. (Rendering courtesy of City of Noblesville)

Jensen said being one of the state’s largest cities makes Noblesville attractive to specific types of businesses.

“We can be more selective on what we go after in terms of business attraction,” Jensen said. “We have such a low unemployment rate, and we have to attract businesses that have the workforce we are looking for and make sure we have workers skilled up for businesses coming here.”

Jensen understands that some residents are wary of growth. But when strategically managed, he said growth typically benefits all.

“We saw that when the Levinson was built. There was a lot of apprehension about a new building in downtown Noblesville, but now it’s built and open and people see it and the aesthetics put into it and see it actually really fits in downtown and solves a huge (parking) problem for us,” Jensen said. “And it adds residential to downtown.

If we want our downtown, which is our bread and butter, to thrive and small business owners to succeed, they have to have more folks living in downtown and shopping at their stores.

“Anticipation is way worse than the end result.”

Bret Richardson, a lifetime Noblesville resident, embraces the growth.

“As a longtime resident, I am very excited

for (the population growth),” Richardson said. “It brings in a huge tax base. It brings in a lot of new people to feed the downtown merchants. I think it’s both scary and welcomed.”

Richardson, whose family has lived in Noblesville since 1821, said the city has always adapted and thrived in changing business climates.

“Noblesville has had a very interesting move,” he said. “If you go across the United States or Indiana, you see small towns and a lot of them are boarded up. When Walmart came in, it took a lot of business away and those towns never made it back out, but Noblesville did. Noblesville was very resilient.”

Richardson said Noblesville’s growth differs from that of Hamilton County neighbors Carmel and Fishers, in that Noblesville maintains its “hometown feel” even while it grows.

“Carmel and Fishers do not have a downtown like we do,” Richardson. “All of our core is around the historic downtown because that’s what pulls old Noblesville back in. We have a homecoming parade that goes down the street, and that’s small town, right?”

ON THE COVER: Bret Richardson’s family has lived in Noblesvill since 1821 (Photo by Rachel Greenberg)

PRESERVING HISTORY Noblesville resident Bret Richardson, who serves on the Noblesville Preservation Alliance Board of Directors, said the city works to maintain its small-town feel. Noblesville is now the 10th-largest city in Indiana.

“The city is very good about preservation,” Richardson said. “This administration is very strong in that area, and they want to make sure that we retain our hometown feel.

The mayor gives out his cellphone number to anybody who wants it. I think it still has the charm and feel of a small town but it’s really unique.

I don’t think you can get that very many places where you have thriving infrastructure and a lot of development and money coming into town, but at the same time you are able to sit in a coffee shop and chit chat with the locals. I’m extremely happy with it.”

Mayor Chris Jensen said the city maintains its quaint feel by establishing essential partnerships with the Noblesville Preservation Alliance and Noblesville Main Street.

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Where is the punch line?

Funny thing about stress

Commentary by Terry Anker

Commentary by Danielle Wilson

There is no obligation on the part of celebrities, actors, politicians, athletes and the like to be anything more than good at their jobs. Being a reasonably competent lawmaker may be more important than being an abusive boss or terrible driver. Being a skilled athlete may provide excuse for misogyny or at least counterbalance our reprehension at the idea. And the impressive feats of make-believe that thespians deliver entertain us every day. So, can’t we overlook their illegal and violent acts? Occasionally, anyway? It is painful when heroes fail to live up to our expectations.

Long-reigning box office champion Will Smith recently took occasion at one of Hollywood’s many self-congratulatory awards ceremonies to physically attack the host of the show, claiming that he’d been offended by a joke made about another actor, his wife. Smith has been quite forthright about the “open” nature of that marriage and the insufficiency, for him, of monogamy.

Four years younger, 4 inches taller and 57 pounds beefier, Smith believes his attack to have been justified because of the tone of the lampooning from the host, Chris Rock, which Smith may have rightly held had gone too far.

One can empathize. Most of us don’t like it when we feel ourselves to be the butt of the joke. Likely the comedian, Rock, is used to being bullied since middle school and will laugh it off, but it raises the question, when do we have the right to violent recourse? Do we deputize ourselves vigilantes, fully imbued with the power of retribution? Or do we live in a civil space where we tolerate those that we perceive to be ignorant, even offensive, only using force through codified law? Do we scold Smith or Rock, or neither? Does what we say of them point to us?

Stress is a sneaky villain. It builds and builds, and then, bam, you find yourself sobbing in the minivan after your daughter’s dance competition, barely able to navigate roundabouts through the torrent of tears and snot.

I don’t cry often, but when I do, it ain’t pretty. Here’s the skinny.

I’d been riding the anxiety bus all week. Nothing major, just a bunch of little annoyances that were throwing off my sleep and continually pressing the angst button. My husband, Doo, and I had argued; our younger son was denied a college transfer request and now may not graduate on time; our high school senior received a rejection from her dream university; and I’d decided to teach something completely new for my annual administrator’s observation.

I actually thought I was fine when Saturday rolled around. Doo and I had talked, the aforementioned kids were rallying and my lesson went off without a hitch. I was no longer consciously worrying about anything, and the dance competition went relatively well.

But I made it only a few minutes into the ride home before the pent-up emotions burst forth. I quickly went from half-heartedly criticizing the obviously talent-blind judges to bawling about my dad who passed in 2020, our cat who died last May and stupid Indiana politicians. Of course, my breakdown wasn’t about any of those things, but rather a culmination of a psychologically straining week. And part of me is saying, “It’s OK. It’s just stress. Let it go,” while another part is like, “You’re a hot mess.

Perfect column fodder!”

So, yeah, stress is sneaky but also occasionally entertaining. You’re welcome.

Peace out.

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may email him at terry@ youarecurrent.com.

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Cooking up stories Commentary by Dick Wolfsie

to a good dinner party is the proper preparation. I’m not sure whether Irma refers to Mary Ellen and I were in the middle of preparing the fish or the guests, but I’ll be spring cleaning (we do it every three or four ready, either way: “I hope you enjoy the years) when I found a book blowfish, which is poisonous if not cooked HUMOR in the storage closet that I properly. Just in case, be advised you might thought Mary Ellen could beneexperience violent stomach pain, convulfit from. I retrieved it from a shelf and placed sions and possible death.” it on the kitchen counter, as a subtle hint.

One section references people retiring to “What’s with this, the drawing room for Dick? After 42 years of dessert. I believe if First published in 1931, this marriage, I don’t think people are retiring at was the l936 release, with 800 your party, you should I need a refresher course. True, I never pages. It’s actually a collector’s liven things up with a really enjoyed the or the Chipitem. I skimmed the pages and stripper process, but I expectpendales to celebrate. was disappointed to discover And what’s a drawing ed you to participate more than you have.” there were no photos showing room? The only guy I “Mary Ellen, the personally with what it looks like when recipe know book is ‘The Joy of one of those is carsteps are followed properly.

Cooking.’ Not ‘The Joy toonist Gary Varvel. of Cleaning.’”

Doesn’t this, taken – DICK WOLFSIE Apparently, she right from the book, inherited this volume from her mother. First sound like it could be the climax scene from published in 1931, this was the l936 release, the movie “The Thing”? “When it comes to with 800 pages. It’s actually a collector’s vegetables, cooks often suffer from arrestitem. I skimmed the pages and was disaped development, and the result is indepointed to discover there were no photos scribable, looking like it came from a siege, showing what it looks like when recipe drained of all life force and surrendered to steps are followed properly. Does “The Joy the inevitable.” of Sex” have photos like that? No clue.

When Irma finished writing the recipes, This kitchen essential opens with cockher husband, Edgar, told her he would taste tails. Here’s what the author, Irma Rombauthem all, if she cooked them in alphabetical er, wrote: “Cocktails loosen tongues and order, following the index. This was the perunbutton reserves of the socially shy … and fect publicity stunt, he thought, but it was they should be served the sooner the betdoomed to fail before the very last meal. ter.” This is no longer considered good adEdgar, you see, was allergic to zucchini. vice especially if you are a flight attendant.

The poultry and game chapter’s introduction includes: “Draw out the entrails, cut the Dick Wolfsie is an author, neck close to the body, remove the windpipe columnist and speaker. Contact end, then chop off the feet.” As you can tell, him at wolfsie@aol.com. this book was a big hit with serial killers.

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A bit about cryptocurrency Commentary by Ryan C. Fuhrmann Back in 2015, cryptocurrency Bitcoin traded at about $300. Recently, Bitcoin prices returned back about ECONOMY $48,000. If you were lucky enough to buy some Bitcoin seven years ago, you’re sitting with a very large and impressive return of about 160 times your investment.

This impressive run in Bitcoin, one of the first cryptocurrencies, has encouraged the creation of what now numbers more than 18,000 cryptocurrencies, according to a recent article by Investopedia, which also defines a cryptocurrency as a digital virtual currency that isn’t issued by a central bank such as the Federal Reserve or government such as the U.S. Treasury, which prints and oversees the U.S. dollar. Instead, a bitcoin is “mined,” which is to say its creation happens using “sophisticated hardware that involves an extremely complex computational math problem.” This is also part of how a blockchain works.

Cryptocurrencies are run on decentralized networks, which, for some, is part of their appeal. Transactions are also created

and tracked through a technology called blockchain, which is supposed to make it safe. Yet, an estimated $14 billion in crypto was stolen last year, up 80 percent from the previous year.

The fact that cryptocurrency is decentralized, unregulated and hard to track also makes it appealing to crooks. About $10 billion in crypto is estimated to be used in illicit activities, such as money laundering, drug trafficking and cybercrimes.

Given all this complexity and uncertainty surrounding how cryptocurrencies are created, tracked and used, I can’t in good faith recommend them for your investment portfolio. Sure, you can throw a few hundred dollars at one in the hopes it skyrockets in price, but also be prepared to lose it completely.

For the full column, visit youarecurrent. com.

Ryan C. Fuhrmann, CFA, is an investment manager based in Carmel. He would like to hear what your view on inflation is at ryan@ fuhrmanncapital.com or visit his website at fuhrmanncapital.com.

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Weed out foot pain Commentary by Dr. David Sullivan April is not only National Foot Health Awareness Month, but it is also PODIATRY National Garden Month. While gardening can give your property curb appeal, it’s also great exercise. Activities like mowing your lawn, pulling weeds and planting flowers work your whole body and can lower your risk for diabetes or heart disease. But it can also put lots of pressure on your feet and ankles. So, for that reason, I’m sharing four foot tips for gardening safely.

Tips to prevent gardening injuries • Pick the right shoes: Gardening shoes need to offer plenty of support, since yard work puts pressure on your feet and toes. That’s especially true when you squat down to plant or fertilize flowers, since your bones could get compressed and inflamed without supportive footwear. Wear closed-toed shoes in your yard, especially if you plan to mow your lawn.

• Socks matter, too: Working in the hot sun makes you sweat. Choose sweat-wicking socks to keep your feet dry and reduce your risk for fungal infec-

tions. Avoid high, tight-fitting socks that can reduce your blood flow and lead to foot or ankle swelling.

• Protect your toenails: Squatting while you garden can shove your toenails up against the edge of your shoes. And repeat pressure or injury raises your risk for ingrown toenails. To prevent this problem, trim your nails straight across.

And leave a little visible white nail when you trim.

• Garden like an athlete: Stretch your feet, legs and ankles before and after gardening. Make sure to take breaks while you’re in the garden and avoid daily yard work if your body is tired. Finally, drink plenty of water to reduce swelling and prevent cramps.

Through it all, just remember that even walking around and watering your plants puts extra pressure on your feet.

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By Alan Sculley editorial@youarecurrent.com Kenny Wayne Shepherd’s recently released DVD, “Straight To You Live,” is the first concert DVD he’s CONCERT released in a career that spans more than 25 years.

But it’s not like he’s been trying to avoid doing such a project.

“The fans have been asking for a live DVD for decades,” said Shepherd, who will perform at 8 p.m. April 16 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. “We record audio every night, but we’ve done a number of shows with video as well. And for one reason or another, we just never felt like we had the right night.”

It’s possible this concert, which was filmed in Germany for broadcast on the legendary concert series “Rockpalast,” might have stayed on the shelf, too, if it hadn’t been followed a few months later by the COVID-19 pandemic.

“It was a real honor to be asked to do it,” Shepherd said of “Rockpalast.” “We watched it back and we were like, ‘Wow, it’s actually a really great performance.’

And then we really didn’t think much more about it until COVID happened. Then we started realizing that people are not going to be able to come and see us for a while, and they’ve been asking for a live concert for years, and we have this.

“The audio is great, the performance is great, the camera work is great. Maybe we should put this together and get it out to them so they can watch it in the comfort of their own homes until we can get back out on the road.”

Shortly after the Rockpalast concert, Shepherd and the band went into the studio to record a new album, which was finished just before the pandemic hit and the world shut down. Shepherd said he’ll wait until closer to the release date of the next studio album to debut those songs.

Instead, Shepherd and his band are marking the 25th anniversary of Shepherd’s second album, 1997’s “Trouble Is,” by playing the entire album on the tour.

One new song, though, that may well be included in Shepherd’s shows is “Hit ‘Em

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‘EXODUS’ Gregory Hancock Dance Theatre will present “EXODUS” at 7 p.m. April 7-9 at The Tarkington at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit gregoryhancockdancetheatre.org LAS CAFETERAS Las Cafeteras will perform at 8 p.m. April 8 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit thecenterpresents.org.

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Kenny Wayne Shepherd set to perform at 8 p.m. April 16 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. (Photo courtesy of the Center for the Performing Arts)

Back,” a collaboration between Shepherd and blues singer-songwriter Shemekia Copeland that also features guest appearances by lap steel guitar player Robert Randolph and veteran blues drummer Tony Coleman.

Copeland, daughter of the late blues artist Johnny Copeland, reached out to Shepherd to write music to the lyrics she and co-writer John Hahn had completed.

The lyrics have a strong and multi-dimensional message calling for unity, respect and cooperation, while also pointing out the divisiveness that exists in today’s society overall and the blues community in particular. Shepherd wrote muscular and soulful blues-rock music to accompany the lyrics, which was what he felt the song demanded.

“I thought the song needed musically to be big and powerful because I feel the message is powerful,” Shepherd said.

Despite a quarter-century-plus history

with the blues, Shepherd, who exploded onto the scene at age 17 with his 1995 million-selling debut album, “Ledbetter Heights,” said he had not encountered the kind of anger and divisiveness within the blues community that are referenced in “Hit ‘Em Back.”

“Frankly, I thought of the community having always been very inclusive just up until recently,” he said. “And a lot of things have been revealed to me that I just was unaware of but have obviously been going on in the blues community for a while. I had no idea, so we thought it was time to address that because a lot of people are trying to use situations to divide people, and united we stand, divided we fall, right?

“We’re all here in the same music community and we do ourselves much more of a service if we get along and appreciate one another than trying to draw lines in the sand.”

Main Street Productions presents “Flaming Idiots” through April 10 at Basile Westfield Playhouse. For more, visit westfieldplayhouse.org.

‘THUNDER AND SILENCE’ Indiana Wind Symphony presents its “Thunder and Silence” concert at 6:30 p.m. April 10 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit centerpresents.org.

The Main Squeeze set for NDP Amp editorial@youarecurrent.com The Nickel Plate District Amphitheater, known as the NDP AMP, and MOKB Presents has announced that The Main Squeeze will perform in Fishers Aug. 19. Tickets can be purchased at npdamp.com.

Tickets for The Main Squeeze are $20 advance and $25 the day of show. For ticketed shows, the venue is an all-ages facility and children 2 and under are admitted free.

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Conrad said Rachmaninoff’s piece has As a frequent guest soloist for Indiana been used in popular songs through the Wind Symphony, Kelleen Strutz always enyears. joys her appearances.

The last movement was used for MUSIC This one will be extra “Full Moon and Empty Arms,” a song special as the Carmel

by Frank Sinatra in 1945. pianist will perform Sergei RachThe second movement was used maninov’s “Piano Concerto No. 2 in C as the verse on Eric Carmen’s “All by minor” in the “Thunder and Silence” Myself” in 1976. concert at 6:30 p.m. April 10 at the The concert starts with Henry Palladium at the Center for the PerFillmore’s “Rolling Thunder” and Strutz forming Arts in Carmel. closes with Frank Ticheli’s “Blue “I am looking most forward to Shades.” creating a passionate musical experience “It has a lot of jazzy sounding, New Orlewith the Indiana Wind Symphony and ans-influenced melodies and riffs,” Conrad sharing that with the audience,” Strutz said of “Blue Shades.” “It’s been around said. “Rachmaninoff’s 2nd Concerto is one since he wrote it in 1997. It’s one of the of the most beloved pieces of music with most popular band pieces of the last quarrecognizable, soaring themes and emotional ter century.” intensity, definitely one of my favorites to The concert includes John Philip Sousa’s perform.” march “The Thunderer.”

IWS Music Director Charles Conrad said Conrad said Julis Fucik’s “Thunder and Strutz is a joy to have as part of a program.

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Blueprint for Improvement: Timeless Westfield kitchen transformation Commentary by Larry Greene With a large family and a love for entertaining, these homeowners often have a full house. They wanted a style upgrade for their kitchen to accentuate their golf course view and improve functionality.

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Historic Cincinnati Music Hall. (Photo by Don Knebel)

Visiting historic Over-the-Rhine Commentary by Don Knebel As we continue exploring places within driving distance of Indianapolis, today we visit Over-the-Rhine in TRAVEL Cincinnati.

In the 1830s, German immigrants began settling north of the Miami and Erie Canal that marked the northern end of downtown Cincinnati. Natives, facetiously (and disparagingly), began calling the canal “the Rhine” and the area where the Germans lived “over the Rhine.” The Germans established numerous breweries using technology they brought from home, and Findlay Market was built in the neighborhood in 1852 using then-new ironworks technology. In 1863, Cincinnati acquired 4 acres in the area that had been cemeteries and established what became Washington Park. In 1878, a Victorian Gothic Revival music hall was built just west of the park over a pauper’s cemetery. The massive hall hosted the 1880 Democratic National Convention.

After the canal failed, it was covered by what is now Central Parkway, but the name “Over-the-Rhine,” or “OTR,” continued. In the 1940s, descendants of the original OTR residents began leaving, and the area and its

historic buildings began deteriorating. After major riots in 2001, significant local investments were made to revitalize the area.

Today, the renovated (and supposedly haunted) Cincinnati Music Hall, a National Historic Landmark, is home to the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra and other major performing arts organizations. The restored Findlay Market, home to more than 50 vendors, is among the world’s greatest markets. The expanded Washington Park hosts concerts and sporting events. Reestablished breweries offer tastings and tours, and fashionable bars and restaurants have returned. Travel between OTR’s places of interest is facilitated by the Connector, a free streetcar line with 18 stops connecting OTR with downtown Cincinnati.

Not everyone is happy with OTR’s revitalization, which displaced people who once lived there. But for visitors to Cincinnati, OTR provides a chance to imagine what life was like in the 19th century.

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Become a volunteer today Riverview Health is looking for volunteers to join its great team.

Some of the many volunteer service areas include patient transport, guest services and the gift shop. Shifts are available in the morning or afternoon, at least one day per week, Monday-Friday.

If you’re interested in volunteering at Riverview Health in Noblesville or Westfield, please contact the manager of Volunteer Services, Melinda Nash, at 317.776.7236 or mnash@riverview.org. You can also scan the QR code to download an application.

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