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Noblesville receives $10.3M in funding for infrastructure news@currentnoblesville.com The City of Noblesville recently received more than $10.3 million from the Indianapolis Metropolitan DEVELOPMENT Planning Organization.

The funds will aid constructing three major infrastructure projects within the city. Noblesville also received $1.8 million from the IMPO in increased financial support for two previously awarded projects.

Jensen “We are grateful to have IMPO’s and the Noblesville Common Council’s partnership and support with these projects. All of the new projects and the previously awarded trail projects will provide better and safer mobility in our city,” Noblesville Mayor Chris Jensen stated.

Projects include the first phase of the Pleasant Street project, an extension of the Midland Trace Trail and a roundabout at 141st Street and Promise Road.

Pleasant Street Phase I The Pleasant Street project is a multi-year initiative to improve east-west connectivity and accessibility for Noblesville. The corridor will relieve traffic congestion off Ind. 32 by connecting Hague Road to Ind. 37 and provide an additional bridge crossing over the White River.

“As the 10th largest city in Indiana, this project is crucial to mobility in Noblesville and across Hamilton County, especially considering the growth we have experienced and expect going forward,” Jensen stated.

“The roadway design will provide Noblesville residents, local businesses, and visitors with many improvements that will enhance mobility and public safety while also honoring the urban character and historic features of the project area.”

Phase I is the largest portion of the three phases and includes work from River Road to 10th Street. The city will issue bids and select a construction firm later this year, with construction beginning in early 2023.

Phases II and III are expected to go to bid in 2023.

Midland Trace Trail The 12-foot-wide extension of the Midland Trace Trail will be constructed as part of the Pleasant Street project. The project will be constructed in three phases, like the roadway. The trail corridor will ultimately connect from Ind. 32 to Ind. 37. The Midland Trace Trail will be extended 2-plus miles from Ind. 32 and Hague Road to Ind. 37, connecting Westfield and Noblesville. Phase 1 will connect to the existing Riverwalk, which connects to downtown Noblesville and the Plum Prairie Historic District. It also will connect to the future Nickel Plate Trail and Fishers.

141st Street and Promise Road Roundabout Noblesville will transform the four-way stop at 141st Street and Promise Road into a roundabout at the border between the city and Fishers. The project is planned for 2024.

Trail projects increase The two previously awarded projects that received additional IMPO funding include the Little Chicago Road Trail and the Stony Creek Trail. The Little Chicago Road trail will provide a 10-foot, multi-use path on the east side of Little Chicago Road from Elderberry Road to Carrigan Road and widen the bridge to accommodate the trail. The Stony Creek Trail will provide a connection under Ind. 37 along Stony Creek from Clover Road to Mercantile Boulevard. The 10-foot-wide trail will connect existing trails and remove a vehicular barrier to pedestrians. Each of the projects is expected to be constructed in 2023.

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DISPATCHES Senator welcomes student pages — State Sen. Scott Baldwin (R-Noblesville) welcomed several students to the Statehouse to serve as Senate pages in January. Students are Katelynn Alexander, of Westfield; Grace Baldwin, of Noblesville; Luke Baldwin, of Noblesville; Alex Coulter, of Carmel; Evan Coulter, of Carmel; Colin Howard, of Noblesville; Mason Jackson, of Noblesville; Kaitlyn McNamee, of Westfield’ Evelyn Stach, of Westfield’ Joanna Strahm, of Westfield; Sam Strahm, of Westfield and Will Strahm, of Westfield. Pages spend a day at the Statehouse touring the historic building, observing debates from the Senate floor and interacting with their state senator.

Students in grades six through 12 participate in the page program on Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays during the legislative session. For more or to apply, visit IndianaSenateRepublicans.com/ page-program.

Hamilton County SWCD sells rain barrels, native plant kits — The Hamilton County Soil and Water Conservation District is selling native plant kits and rain barrels. Each native plant kit contains 50 native plant plugs for $135. Rain barrels are also available for pre-order for $75. The re-purposed barrels capture rainwater from the downspout and roof and hold it for use at a later time. Rain barrel water is great for watering plants and gardens or even washing the car.

Diverter systems for easily installation are also available for $30 and wooden pedestal stands are available for $35.

Plant kit and rain barrel pre-orders can be placed online at hamiltonswcd.org.

Orders for plants are due March 31 and rain barrel pre-orders are due May 12.

Rain barrels can be picked up May 20 in Noblesville and plants the week of June 13. All proceeds support conservation projects and education in Hamilton County.

Noblesville Schools moves to masks optional news@currentnoblesville.com Noblesville Schools made face masks optional at all schools in PANDEMIC the district on Feb. 22. The district cited a decrease in positive cases and quarantines for the change.

A statement from Noblesville Schools said the district would continue to follow quarantine requirements, track positive COVID-19 cases and make adjustments to protocols as necessary.

“Please continue to monitor health conditions and keep your student home if they’re exhibiting multiple symptoms of illness.

Please continue to report positive COVID cases to your school nurse,” the statement said.

Per federal guidelines, masks are still required for students and staff on school buses.

The district also updated its COVID-19 protocols. For more, visit noblesvilleschools. org/return.

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A 2-mile “Jog for Jax” fundraising event is scheduled for 2 to 3 p.m. March 6 in Noblesville. The event, held FUNDRAISER for the Children’s Organ Transplant Association, benefits 2-year-old Jackson “Jax” Sutton, a Noblesville resident who needs a kidney transplant.

“This jog brings together the community who has been rallying around this family, even while social distancing and keeping everyone safe during the pandemic,” said event chair Celeste Stanley, who is also Jax’s aunt. “It also is a great month to bring awareness to kidney health since March is National Kidney Month.”

Jax was diagnosed with end-stage renal failure. He is being evaluated for a kidney transplant that would take place at Cincinnati Children’s Hospital in Ohio. Funds are being raised for COTA, which is based in Bloomington, in honor of Jax to assist with transplant-related expenses.

“Before Jax was born, at 20 weeks of pregnancy, Matt and Katie (Jax’s parents) were told Jax’s bladder, kidneys and ureters were all enlarged because of a urinary tract obstruction. They traveled to Cincinnati Children’s Hospital for tests while Jackson was still in utero since Cincy has some of the best specialists in the region for this type of medical condition,” Stanley said.

“The condition is officially known as a lower urinary tract obstruction. Now that Matt and Katie have learned more about it, there are other parents dealing with children with LUTO. “When Jackson was born, it was confirmed that he had end-stage renal disease.

Technically, it’s not failure because he’s on nightly dialysis, but dialysis is not an optimal long-term solution.”

Stanley said hosting “Jog for Jax” seemed the perfect way to celebrate an important milestone — Jax’s second birthday.

“It’s a celebration of milestones met and milestones to come,” she said. “Two miles to commemorate two years of joy with Jax, and cheers to many more after he and his kidney donor successfully recover. That’s our prayer.”

Jax’s parents will undergo tests along with Jax later this month in Cincinnati in hopes one of them are a match as a living donor.

“Many friends and family have also stepped up to offer to be tested in case a

Jax Sutton is a 2-year-old Noblesville resident in need of a kidney transplant. (Photo courtesy of Celeste Stanley)

parent isn’t a match,” Stanley said. “Ideally, Jackson and the living donor would undergo surgery in the next few months as soon as the right match is identified.”

Volunteers have a fundraising goal of $60,000 to assist with transplant-related expenses throughout his lifetime.

“Once he’s released to go home, he’ll stay on anti-rejection medications, possibly up to 15 different medications, which I’m told medication co-pays can be quite exorbitant,” Stanley said. “Insurance and Medicaid do cover a lot, but co-pays, plus out-ofpocket expenses and lost wages from taking time off of work to either have surgery as a living donor, or care for someone else serving as the living donor, can all add up.”

“Jog for Jax” will begin at the Lake Forest neighborhood playground at the corner of Rockcress and Sundew near the entrance at 161st Street and Hazel Dell Parkway. Joggers and walkers will follow a 1-mile course for two laps. The course includes the sidewalk along Hazel Dell Parkway and the paved jogging path through the woods in the neighborhood.

Participants can also jog on their own.

“Simply click the blue button on the COTA for Jax Jog for Jax event page that says, ‘Click to Donate for Registration,’ then complete your online registration form letting us know you’ll be participating virtually,” Stanley said. “Share your pictures with Jax’s Journey on Facebook. We plan to livestream portions of the event via Facebook Live.”

To register, visit bit.ly/36z8DO4.

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Start date: On or after May 26 Project: Roundabout Expected completion: Fall construction on 146th Project: Widening and street.

CONSTRUCTION improvements along Smoky Location: The intersection Row Road of Ind. 37 and 146th Street.

Location: Between the Monon Best detour is bypassing 146th street Greenway and U.S. 31. The road will be by taking 141st street. fully closed during the project. The Monon Expected completion: May 2022.

Greenway will be closed on or after June 1 Project: Roundabout construction on 131st for 30 days for a bridge replacement. street.

Start date: Late May Location: The intersection of Ind. 37 and Expected completion: Late summer 131st Street. Best detour is to avoid 131st Project: Widening of the Monon Greenway street by taking 126th street.

Location: Between City Center Drive and Expected completion: July 2022.

Carmel Drive WESTFIELD Start date: Jan. 17 Expected completion: November Project: Wheeler Road and Tournament Project: Installation of a slip lane Trail traffic signal Location: Smoky Row Road and Keystone Location: Intersection at Wheeler Road Parkway and Tournament Trail Start date: On or after May 26 Expected completion: Construction is Expected completion: July only in the preparation phase at this time.

Project: New roundabout There are no anticipated closures.

Location: College Avenue and 106th Street.

Project: Chad Hittle Drive roundabout Start date: On or after June 1 Location: A section of 191st Street from Expected completion: Aug. 1 Tomlinson Road to U.S. 31 will be converted Project: Reconstruction of College Avenue into a boulevard with a roundabout at Location: Between 96th and 106th streets Chad Hittle Drive.

Start date: On or after July 1 Estimated completion: Drivers will Expected completion: April 2023 continue to see construction signs and Project: Pathway along Gray Road activity off the road, but no associated Location: Between 106th and 116th streets closures at this time.

Start date: TBD CARMEL Expected completion: 90 days after start Project: Range Line Road reconstruction date Location: 116th Street to Carmel Drive. The ZIONSVILLE initial phase affects the right southbound Project: Templin Road Bridge lane of Range Line Road as crews replace reconstruction a water main. Work will stop for the Location: The shoulder of this bridge winter and resume in mid-March 2022 is closed. The Templin Road bridge over with construction of a roundabout at Eagle Creek was inspected and an Medical Drive followed by construction of engineering firm has been hired by the a roundabout at 116th Street beginning in Boone County Highway Department to June. work on design of a complete bridge Expected completion: Summer 2022 replacement.

Project: Burial of transmission lines in the Estimated completion: Construction will Arts & Design District start in 2022.

Location: Main Street will close on or Project: C.R. 300 S. corridor project after March 1 at Veterans Way as lines Location: The town has partnered with are buried under and across Main Street. the Boone County Highway Dept. to Detour using 4th Avenue SW, W. Elm Street conduct a corridor study along C.R. 300 and S. Range Line Road.

S. from C.R. 800 E. to the Boone/Hamilton Expected completion: Main Street is County line. The purpose of this study expected to reopen April 1, but work to is to identify a preliminary scope and a bury transmission lines in the area will potential design of future road widening continue until May. and intersection improvements.

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Fishers woman to host pop-up consignment sale

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com Being a mom who has browsed in kids consignment shops, Fishers resident Jennifer Broering wanted to offer something similar for women.

NEW BIZ “For years, I’ve heard women say they try to consign on consignment shops or Poshmark or Facebook Marketplace, and it’s time-consuming dealing with people coming and going to your house or taking stuff to a consignment shop and hearing, ‘We’ll give you $5 for three items,’” Broering said. “So many people have

such great stuff they’ve maybe worn once for an event, or they changed jobs, or they bought something online and didn’t want to deal with returning it.

“Women tend to have like-new items to sell to someone else but there’s not a great avenue to do it.”

Broering launched Your Best Friend’s Closet and conducted her first consignBroering ment pop-up sale at Daniel’s Vineyard in McCordsville last fall. The next pop-up is planned for March 2-5 at 13145 Levinson Lane, Noblesville, in

Hamilton Town Center.

Broering said the fall event was a success.

Shopping dates for the spring sale will be 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. March 3, 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. March 4 and 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.

March 5. March 5 also is a half-price sale. There are two pre-sale events, a Ladies Night Out event from 5 to 8 p.m.

March 2 and an Early Bird Half Price Pre-Sale from 8 to 10 a.m. March 5. Both events are ticketed. Normal shopping days are free.

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Same As U seeks donations for new building

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Same As U Executive Director Jennifer Sell has watched as her nonprofit program has grown.

FUNDRAISER Same As U, which serves young adults with development disabilities, opened with eight students in January 2020 and now has more than 50 students. Sell said Same As U has two classrooms at White River Christian Church in Noblesville and is reaching capacity.

“We know there are more young adults that would benefit from this programming, and they need a place to come and learn and have community,” Sell said. “We needed a place of our own. We needed a campus.”

Same As U has made a purchasing agreement to buy Faith Community Church’s building in Noblesville and plans to close June 1. Sell said the nonprofit has raised just more than 70 percent of the $1.5 million it needs and is seeking donations for the remainder.

“We’ll look to make the renovations we need for our programming and look to move in this fall,” Sell said. “The building is laid out perfectly for us. Their sanctuary is a gym the size of a volleyball court, so that’s going be an amazing multi-purpose gym. It will take us from two classrooms to six.”

Faith Community Church found it didn’t need the space much during the week but will continue to hold services Sundays for a period up to five years, Sell said.

Sell said she wants to add a retail component to the Same As U program on the 5.6acre property where students could work.

“That gives us some breathing space to dream about that,” she said.

Same As U program members must be at least 18 years old. The youngest right now for the year-round school is 20. The oldest is 33.

“We have four academic classes a day,” Sell said. “Our programming piece is accommodating to someone who is reading at the first-grade level and someone who is reading at the high school level. We know they want to continue learning.”

Sell said when those young adults leave high school, they often don’t have other students around them because most can’t go to college. There are feelings of isolation among those young adults, causing depres-

Sara McGregor, left, and Jennifer Sell, co-founders of Same as U, pause outside their new building. (Photo courtesy of Jennifer Sell)

sion, Sell said.

“Their peers went off to college and they want to go off to college and they are left behind,” she said. “We’re hitting academics, vocational skills, life skills, recreation skills, physical education, but we’re also working on giving them community, reminding them they have purpose and their lives matter.

Friendships are developing.”

Sell said the U stands for university because it serves as college for the nonprofit’s students.

“They want and desire the same things we do,” Sell said.

Sell came up with the idea for Same As U because her own daughter, Jessica, who has development disabilities, was getting ready to graduate from Noblesville High School in 2020. Jessica started to talk about going to college like her older sister, and Sell wanted her daughter to have a place to continue her education.

Sara MacGregor is a co-founder, program director and lead teacher. She lives in Fishers with her husband, Scott. They have a daughter, Abby, who has Down syndrome and will attend after graduating high school this spring.

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State accepting award nominations — The State of Indiana is accepting nominations for the Governor’s Century and Half Century Business Awards, which honor Hoosier businesses that have remained in operation for at least 100 or 50 years, respectively, and have demonstrated a commitment to serving the community. To apply or view criteria, visit iedc.formstack.com/forms/ century_half_century_awards_2021_copy.

Applications are due by April 1.

Franklin named to dean’s list — Mylee Franklin of Noblesville has been named to the Dean’s List at West Virginia University for the fall 2021 semester. Franklin is a freshman majoring in environmental, soil and water sciences.

Noblesville Schools kindergarten enrollment open — Noblesville Schools kindergarten enrollment is open through March 18.

Children must be at least 5 years old on or before Aug. 1 in order to enroll for kindergarten. Children who will be 5 after Aug. 1, but on or before Oct. 1 can be considered for early entrance. Technology support and interpreter services are available by appointment for those who need assistance.

More information including the enrollment process, school boundary maps and required documentation can be found on the Noblesville Schools website at noblesvilleschools.org or by calling the Noblesville Schools Educational Services Center at 317-773-3171.

Rookie Run registration — Registration is open for the 500 Festival’s 2022 Salesforce & JPMorgan Chase 500 Festival Rookie Run, which will take place from noon to 4 p.m.

May 15 in downtown Indianapolis. The noncompetitive run for kids ages 3 to 10 ranges from two blocks to 1/3 mile. Pre-register for $10 through May 11 at IndyMini.com/RookieRun to receive a commemorative shirt and finisher medal. Registration at the event is $5 and only includes the medal.

Military Veterans Hall of Fame — The Indiana Military Veterans Hall of Fame is accepting nominations for the Class of 2022 through Aug. 1. To be eligible, the nominee must have been born in Indiana, entered military service from Indiana, lived in Indiana for a minimum of five years and have no felony convictions. A nomination form can be found at imvhof.com/nominate. To learn more about the organization or to make a tax-deductible donation, visit imvhof.com.

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Senior’s play helps CHS boys basketball team keep winning ways

By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Carmel High School boys basketball coach Ryan Osborn knows he can always count on four-year starting guard Pete Suder to do the right thing for the team.

“He has a winning personality,” Osborn said. “He’s willing to do whatever the team needs. He’s super unselfish. Pete is a team guy. He’s one of the most coachable kids I’ve ever coached. He’s one of the hardest workers every day.”

Osborn said Suder has taken steps each year to become a more complete player.

“This year, he worked on his outside shooting ability more on his own and has shot it consistently for us,” Osborn said. “In the past, defensively, he’s been able to be out of position a little bit and take chances.

This year, he’s been more of our anchor and directing people. He’s just been a good leader on the floor.”

Prior to the Feb. 23 game against LaLumiere Blue, a college prep school, the 6-foot-5 Suder was averaging 13.8 points, 5.9 rebounds, 2.4 assists and 1.7 steals per game for the Greyhounds (16-5). Carmel received the bye in the

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Prior to Feb. 23, Suder was shooting 55 percent overall from the field. He was shooting 44 percent (22 of 50) from the 3-point line and 79 percent from the free throw line.

Suder, who became a starter as a fresh-

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Pete Suder, making a layup, has been a fouryear starter for Carmel. (Photo courtesy of Pete Suder)

man, is seeking to help Carmel win its third consecutive Class 4A state championship.

The Greyhounds beat Ben Davis to win the title in 2019. The 2020 state tournament was canceled after the sectional round because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Carmel defeated Lawrence North to win the 2021 state crown.

“I think we have a really good shot at

it,” Suder said. “We still have some things to work on in the last couple weeks, but it should be a fun ride.”

Osborn said Suder always makes everyone around him better — a trend that started his freshman season.

“He impacted the game in a lot of different ways and that’s unique as a freshman,” Osborn said.

It helps that Suder has been around the game his entire life. His father, Rick, is a former Duquesne University basketball standout.

“My dad was a huge impact on how I play today. We used to try to find any open hoop just to get some shots up when I was younger,” Suder said. “Him playing at the (Division I) level definitely helped me a lot.

He always is giving great advice.”

Suder topped the 1,000-career points mark when he scored a career-high 33 points Feb. 7 in a victory against visiting Lawrence North.

“Getting my 1,000 points feels great, all credit to my teammates and coaches for getting me there,” he said.

Suder committed to Bellarmine University in January.

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Noblesville residents compete in national toboggan championships

By Anna Skinner anna@youarecurrent.com Noblesville resident Geoff Davis grew up in Carmel, where the neighborhood sledding hill in his backyard attracted kids with sleds and toboggans.

His love for tobogganing having grown through the years, Davis built his own toboggan and took a group of four people to Camden, Maine, to compete in the Feb. 11-13 U.S. National Toboggan Championships.

Davis, a woodworker, reached out to his friend Joe Rudy in January about participating in the championships.

“I said, ‘We need to go on an adventure’ because we’d been planning canoe trips to the Adirondacks, but they’ve closed some areas for the season, so we were looking for something else,” Davis said. “I said, ‘Let’s go compete in the nationals. Let’s go to Camden.’ And he said, ‘Yes, we should go.’”

Davis and Rudy, also a Noblesville resident, quickly added two members to their team, which they dubbed the Hoosier Hotshots. The other team members were Ken Bubp of Noblesville and Miles Morosi of Colorado Springs, Colo.

In tobogganing, all four members are positioned on the toboggan and race down a hill.

“The race isn’t super technical,” Davis said. “You mount on a toboggan-sized platform at the top of the hill. The mount is tip-tabled up and sends us down the hill.”

The Hoosier Hotshots created a GoFundMe to help cover expenses for building the toboggan and travel. The team raised approximately $4,000. Davis held a toboggan-building day where members of the community watched him build the toboggan. Some even helped.

During the competition, the Hoosier Hotshots’ toboggan hit speeds of approximately 40 mph. Although they didn’t reach the finals, Davis said the team finished in the top half of the field and, more important, had a great time.

Team members ranged in age from 17 (Morosi) to 59 (Davis).

Next year, Davis wants to help organize a women’s team for the championships.

Geoff Davis buckles his helmet in preparation for the toboggan championship. (Photos courtesy of 12 Stars Media)

Davis built his first toboggan in 2018 when he was the maker-in-residence at Hamilton East Public Library in Fishers.

“I wanted to do a culminating project for my time there and do something that was an alternative to Black Friday,” he said. “I wanted to give people something more interesting to do.”

At the time, Davis had never built a toboggan but always wanted to because of his

sledding experience. Toboggan construction uses a wood-bending method, where the maker steams the wood and bends it into the end shape.

“Traditions are important, and a toboggan is the epitome of a traditional sled,” Davis said.

Maine, where Davis has spent his summers the past 20 years, has also influenced his work.

The Hoosier Hotshots, consisting of Noblesville residents Geoff Davis, Joe Rudy, Ken Bubp and Coloroado Springs, Colo., resident Miles Morosi, compete in the U.S. National Toboggan Championships.

“All my work goes back to my experience in Maine and trying to reclaim that,” Davis said. “Whenever I have an excuse to go to Maine, I take it.”

Local documentary filmmaker and 12 Stars Media CEO Rocky Walls joined the four-man team on its trip to Maine. Walls filmed the team’s participation for a documentary. “‘Hey, I’ve got a film pitch for you,’ is a message I get from time to time,” Walls said. “Sometimes the idea is a good fit and sometimes it’s not. When Geoff Davis texted me those exact words over the holiday break, it didn’t take long to convince me. At 12 Stars Media, we tell the stories of interesting characters who inspire communities to make positive changes.

“Geoff, Ken, Joe and Miles certainly are characters, and the rest of this project has all the right ingredients, too — community building, the traditional arts and just the right amount of crazy.”

ON THE COVER: The Hoosier Hotshots, consisting of Noblesville residents Geoff Davis, Joe Rudy, Ken Bubp and Coloroado Springs, Colo., resident Miles Morosi, compete in the U.S. National Toboggan Championships. (Photo courtesy of 12 Stars Media)

WHAT’S IN A NAME? Geoff Davis named his toboggan team the Hoosier Hotshots because of the name’s history.

The Hoosier Hotshots was a four-person jazz band in Hamilton County in the 1930s.

“Nobody’s heard of them because they were so hokey,” said Davis, who created the Hoosier Hotshots toboggan team.

The GoFundMe page the team created allowed it to raise enough money to design helmets. Helmets aren’t required for the toboggan tournament but are permitted.

The helmets had the names of the original Hoosier Hotshots band members on the side.

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As old as I feel Commentary by Danielle Wilson

Commentary by Terry Anker The abundance of spam that comes through computer and smartphone screens makes it almost impossible to digest. Marketers have become increasingly clever in finding the most effective methods to gain our attention and to grab a few of our dollars. Others, like Mr. Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta universe, use sophisticated analysis of the chemistry of the human brain to entice preteenagers to become addicted to their Facebook falderal.

Still, the best captures our imagination. An email blast from a local auction house led with a banner, “Super Sports & Memorabilia.” Accompanying it came a photo depicting a 2006 Colts championship ring. It was quite sparkly, bedazzled with diamonds and festooned with blue sapphires matching the team’s well-known horseshoe. At the very sight of it, one could imagine the toil required to earn such a trophy. One might think of the thick, muscular finger that it was likely intended to adorn. And one may consider how it came to be unceremoniously sold off to the highest bidder.

Who would purchase the spoils of another’s victory? Could it be a grateful fan intending to return it to its presently beleaguered owner? Could it be a museum or collector amassing an estate to pass on to future generations? Perhaps it is an investor imagining a future market for such expensive trinkets.

What talisman are these objects? Are they imbued with the strength of their progenitors? Why do we hold them so dear if it was not our perspiration that brought forth the reward?

The span of an individual life is insufficient to outlast most of our possessions. What becomes their second life after we no longer have use for them?

Are they a symbol for the human condition? Do they remind us of the struggle?

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may email him at terry@ youarecurrent.com.

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I have been 50 for about six weeks, and apart from my new AARP membership and some occasional incontinence, I haven’t really considered myself old.

That is until recently. My baby turned 18!

Eighteen. She can now vote, buy Powerball tickets and be incarcerated. But enough about her. More significantly, I technically no longer have “children,” only four adults whom I miraculously grew, birthed and kept alive for two decades. I’m no longer required (or in some cases even allowed) to be present at their doctor’s appointments, and I can’t help them access their bank accounts, even though much of that money originated with me. I’m cut off, kicked out, essentially exorcised from their lives.

The power of HIPAA compels me!

I may be overreacting, but my youngest’s birthday has caused me to contemplate my near-elderly status like nothing else has. Where has the time gone? I know if I sat down and thought about it, I could probably remember most of her milestones – her first word, step, school bus ride, dance competition, fender bender – but seriously, how does a kid’s life speed by so quickly even as the days of parenting often seem an eternity? And what does this mean for the next 18 years? What will I do when she becomes gainfully employed? If she gets married? Has a beautiful child of her own? Oh, lord!

We measure our lives in experiences, I suppose, not revolutions around the sun. Fifty doesn’t mean that much to me; it’s just a fire hazard-worth of cake candles. But witnessing your baby officially enter adulthood is another matter entirely. Friends, I feel old!

Peace out.

Danielle Wilson is a contributing columnist. You may email her at info@youarecurrent.com.

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Maybe he’s hooked on someAs a newspaper columthing.” Tom Brady is hanging Tom Brady is hanging up his pads. Maybe Wolfsie nist, I’m proud of what up his pads. Maybe I’ve written, unassisted should hang up his gags. by any humor-enhancing Once you’re dependent on Wolfsie should hang drugs or whimsy-producing other people’s humor, it’s up his gags. substances. Many humor hard to kick the habit. You – DICK WOLFSIE columnists have on their may think you’ve conquered bookshelves, “Milton Berle’s your demons, but before long Personal Jokebook,” the “Complete Works of you’re hiding Woody Allen quips on index Henny Youngman” and the Acapulco Gold of cards in your office desk drawer. humor, “Bob Hope’s Greatest One-Liners (unWhen I first appeared on TV, I watched old abridged).” I fought temptation through the Jerry Lewis movies and I mimicked a few of years as I constantly wondered where my his routines on camera. Then one day I just next laugh was coming from. I hung around stopped. I went cold jerky.

Barnes & Noble and Borders. I haunted As I write my 1,100th column, I am proud Books-A-Million, where I knew I could buy of what I have accomplished. I didn’t reread cracks at a good price.

Andy Rooney essays. I once took a Dave I even visited Half-Price Books, but you Barry book off my shelf, but I never opened never know what you are buying at a place it. like that. Is the humor pure, or is it cut with Other humorists have asked me for ad-

vice on how to quit pilfering jokes. I created a short quiz to assess their susceptibility to stealing from others. Here are two sample questions to assess their chances of a relapse.

I just got back from a pleasure trip. a. I went to Vegas. b. My wife and I cruised to Bermuda. c. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My wife ran after the garbage truck. “Am I too late for a pick-up?” she screamed. a. Yes, and we are not permitted to turn around. b. No, just set it by the curb. c. Of course not, jump in.

Anyone who answered C to both questions is on a slippery path. They are too weak to resist stolen zingers and one-liners. As of this week, I’ve avoided yielding to temptation for 6,752 days. But tomorrow, I’m going to begin reading Mel Brooks’ autobiography. Wish me luck.

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Show your heart some love for the health of it Commentary by Dr. Cameual Wright While February was a month to celebrate love, it was also a time to bring awareness to the heart in your body. February marked American Heart Month, CARDIOVASCULAR a time when all people could focus on cardiovascular health. With the ongoing pandemic and continuing effects of COVID-19, it is even more important now to be proactive with your heart health and to show your heart some love.

HOW DO I KNOW IF MY HEART IS HEALTHY? The first step is an annual physical exam. Even if you do not suspect there is an issue, these exams use screenings and lab tests to ensure your heart is healthy. The exams help gauge your heart-health numbers, such as blood sugar and cholesterol levels, and serve as important preventive measures. If you are experiencing symptoms such as shortness of breath, chest pain, arm pain or a sudden change in your ability to exercise, you should schedule an appointment with your provider.

It is also important to evaluate the factors that drive heart disease. Glucose, total cholesterol, triglycerides, body mass index (BMI) and weight are important factors that should be tracked on a regular basis. Finally, it’s important to examine your family history. There are several hereditary conditions such as diabetes, high cholesterol and high blood pressure that can increase your risk for heart

disease. Utilizing resources like the American Heart Association can help you determine your heart-health numbers and find out if you’re at greater risk for heart disease.

WHAT CAN I DO TO IMPROVE MY HEART HEALTH? There are several preventative measures for keeping your heart healthy. Following a healthy diet — such as avoiding foods with high saturated fat, large amounts of sodium or high amounts of sugar — can help maintain a healthy heart.

It is also important to avoid a sedentary lifestyle and incorporate activity on a daily basis. Even if you can get a little exercise each day, such as a walk outside or an at-home workout, it will help keep your heart in shape. Finally, I recommend avoiding smoking, and if you are an active smoker, consider quitting. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, or CVD, and causes 1 of every 4 CVD deaths.

HOW DO HEART DISEASE SYMPTOMS VARY BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN? Many people wonder whether your gender affects your chances of heart disease. While both men and women can experience chest pain, the degree of the pain and the likelihood of other symptoms may vary. Women may experience symptoms that are more subtle or not chest related, such as jaw pain and indigestion, and should pay particular attention to any unusual symptoms and get them checked out.

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HOW ARE HEART HEALTH AND COVID-19 RELATED? The pandemic has undoubtedly increased our focus on our overall health and well-being. With the increase of people working from home and living a more sedentary lifestyle, people are less likely to go to the gym and maintain a robust exercise routine. Additionally, mental health can play a large role in your physical health. A report from the CDC shows that mental health is associated with risk factors for heart disease even before the diagnosis of a mental health disorder. It is especially important to focus on fostering positive mental health during the continued era of COVID-19, and if you do have comorbidities such as diabetes, lung disease or heart disease, you are at a higher risk for COVID-19 infections and are more likely to be hospitalized.

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But focusing purely on the bottom line has some drawbacks, to say the least.

Firms that spew chemicals into the air, let them seep into the land, fill ocean with plastic bottles or grow to monopolies that abuse their market position come to mind.

Socially responsible investing has grown very popular. It tries its best to help us determine which companies are up to no good and discover those that are truly doing some good for their customers, employees, suppliers, communities and the environment (stakeholders). Environmental, social and governance, or ESG investing, for short, has attempted to help investors find companies that are built for good. ESG-related funds have grown to $2.7 trillion in assets and grew 12 percent last year, according to fund firm Morningstar.

ESG has become big money for Wall Street, but is it accomplishing what it’s set out to do? In many instances, no. One source counted more than 100 compilers of ESG data, and a recent Financial Times report relayed that Morningstar recently took 1,200 funds away from its list “after an ‘extensive review’ of their legal documents.” Firms that exaggerate or fake their ESG credentials are

known for ‘greenwashing’ investors, and it’s more common than you think.

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As with most investing, individual companies can accomplish both returns and ESG goals. The iShares Global Clean Energy ETF (ICLN) focuses on firms operating in the renewable energy industries. No matter one’s view on global warming, wind and solar power are in theory cheap, free and abundant.

Water shortages, especially out west, are real, and the Invesco Water Resources ETF (PHO) can help address these matters. If you can’t stomach the expense ratios on these funds, firms including Vestas, Orsted, TPI Composites, Siemens Gamesa and Brookfield Renewable Corp are very interesting options.

Contact me if you’d like some insight on what I find most investable currently.

Beyond your portfolio, there are some local ways to volunteer to help people and the environment. My involvement with Hamilton County Parks and Recreation has given me a love of the parks and commitment to land conservation. Carbon credits could help preserve parks and forestland for generations to come, proving that capitalism can support both profits and the greater good.

Ryan C. Fuhrmann, CFA, is an investment manager based in Carmel. He would like to hear what your view on inflation is at ryan@ fuhrmanncapital.com or visit his website at fuhrmanncapital.com.

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By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Indianapolis Opera will make a little history this month when it presents the world premiere double bill of MUSIC “Brundibar” and “Vedem.”

Three performances are set for March 18-20 at The Toby Theater at Newfields in Indianapolis. The production was originally planned for April 2020 but was postponed because of the COVID-19 pandemic.

“Then we planned to do it last year, but things hadn’t opened up enough,” said Alfred Savia, Indy Opera principal guest conductor and artistic advisor.

Savia said funding for the production was raised two years ago and is underwritten by sponsors.

The two big parts in “Vedem” will be sung by tenor Joseph McBrayer and mezzo Cornelia Lotito. It is the first collaboration between Indy Opera and the Indianapolis Children’s Choir, which will be featured in both “Brundibar” and “Vedem.”

The project is presented in remembrance of the Holocaust and the 77th anniversary of the liberation of concentration camps across Europe. The works revolve around the Terezin camp and the children’s lives affected by it.

“Brundibar,” the children’s opera, is a parable of hope and justice. It was written

by Jewish Czech composer Hans Krása and librettist Adolf Hoffmeister in 1938 in the ghettos of Prague. The opera was performed 55 times by the children in the Nazi concentration camp Terezin, under the direction of Jewish music teachers.

“It’s about two little children who have a sick mother, and they try to get money,” Savia said. “They try to imitate Brundibar, who is an organ grinder, on the street.

Brundibar is not happy and chases them away. With the help of a dog, a cat, a sparrow and other children, they overcome Brundibar.

“It’s a light little children’s opera. When the kids were happy at the camp is when

‘KINKY BOOTS’ “Kinky Boots” runs through March 27 at Beef & Boards Dinner Theatre in Indianapolis. For more, visit beefandboards.com.

CARMEL COMMUNITY PLAYERS The Carmel Community Players presents “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time” through March 6 at The Cat, 254 Veterans Way, Carmel. For more, visit carmelplayers.org.

‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’ Grace Church presents “The Little Mermaid” through March 6 at Grace Church, 5504 E. 146th St. Noblesville. For more, visit gracechurch.us ‘WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?’ Mud Creek Players will present Edward Albee’s “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” through March 12 at Mud Creek Barn, 9740 E. 86th St., Indianapolis. For more, visit mudcreekplayers.org.

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Alfred Savia, Indy Opera principal guest conductor and artistic advisor, is helping guide the pairing of “Brundibar” and “Vedem.” (Photo courtesy of Indy Opera)

they were performing.”

The Nazis used Jewish youth performing “Brundibar” in Terezin as propaganda during Red Cross visits, allegedly showing a model ghetto.

For the first time, “Brundibar” will be paired with another historic work, “Vedem,” a theatrical oratorio that describes the events at Terezin during the Holocaust.

“Vedem” was written by Lori Laitman, an American composer of Jewish heritage.

It is the first piece composed by a female composer to be performed with the company. The story is about a group of boys living in Terezin and their underground newspaper of poetry and essays called “Vedem,” which is Czech for “In the Lead.”

“It’s a very poignant piece and it’s a very serious piece,” Savia said.

Savia said Laitman will attend the last rehearsal and the first performances.

“‘Vedem’ is musically a very big challenge,” Savia said. “It’s a 21st-century score with difficult things. We have our work cut out for us.”

Indy Opera has partnered with the Jewish Community Center and Indianapolis Arts Council to bring an evening of music and discussion to the Indianapolis Artsgarden at 6 to 8 p.m. March 2. The panel, featuring Holocaust survivor Frank Grunwald, director Matt Cooksey, Savia and general director David Craig Starkey, will discuss the music and historical context of “Brundibar” and “Vedem.” The event also will feature a brief film screening, a traveling art exhibit of children’s artwork from Terezin and Eva Kor virtual reality headsets from the Indiana Historical Society.

For more, visit indyopera.org and holocaustmusic.ort.org/places/theresienstadt/ brundibar/.

Indiana Wind Symphony’s “The Winds of Spring,” featuring The Chamber Ensemble, is set for 7:30 p.m. March 5 at the Studio Theater at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit thecenterpresent. org.

‘THE LIFE AND MUSIC OF GEORGE MICHAEL’ The musical tribute to the late George Michael is set for 8 p.m. March 5 at the Palladium at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. For more, visit thecenterpresent. org.

‘The Wild Party’ set for Footlite Musicals editorial@youarecurrent.com Footlite Musicals will present “The Wild Party” from March 4 to 20.

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By Rick Morwick rick@youarecurrent.com With spring on the horizon, the Indiana Wind Symphony will perform a set of specially selected pieces SYMPHONY to herald the change of seasons.

Featuring The Chamber Ensemble, the IWS will perform “The Winds of Spring” concert at 7:30 p.m. March 5 in the Studio Theater at the Center for the Performing Arts in Carmel. The concert features pieces for wind ensembles by four renowned composers.

Each work is for wind ensembles ranging from eight to 10 musicians.

“The audience will be able to experience the ensembles up close in a way not possible with the full Indiana Wind Symphony,” said Charles Conrad, IWS founder and music director. “The instruments included will be flutes, oboes, clarinets, bassoons and horns.”

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“I really enjoy Arnold’s ability to create interesting textures with the woodwind instruments,” Conrad said. “(It’s) a trait which is seen in his chamber works as well as in his popular symphonies and dance suites.”

The second selection is “Grand Canyon Octet,” featuring eight French horns, by American composer Eric Ewazen.

“These versatile brass instruments create a warm and rich texture,” Conrad said.

“Ewazen shows off the wide scope they can show in volume and range.”

The third and fourth selections, respectively, are “Chansons et Dances” by French composer Vincent d’Indy and “Divertissement pour Instruments a Vent” by French Romantic-era composer Emile Bernard.

Written for a Parisian wind ensemble, “Divertissement pour Instruments a Vent” is the longest of “The Winds of Spring” selections.

“My favorite component of this work is its infectious melodies, which I find myself humming,” Conrad said.

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By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com Christian Youth Theater will include some old favorites and some new shows for it 2022-23 season.

THEATER “This season is a celebration of our talented students, with a nod to the past and a big embrace to the future,” Christian Youth Theater Artistic Director Laura Baltz said. “The show selections offer a variety of interesting and entertaining stories.”

Christian Youth Theater chooses its season offerings with assistance from CYT families, who vote on their favorites.

CYT’s 2022-23 season contains three plays and three musicals. The plays will be at The Cat in Carmel while the musicals will be at Marian University.

The 2022 fall play will be “Up the Down Staircase.” It tells the story of an inner-city school teacher and her love and commitment to her students who are dealing with serious issues. The show was first performed by CYT in 2017. The play is directed by Baltz.

The 2022 fall musical will be “Frozen Jr.” Baltz said CYT chooses junior versions of

Christian Youth Theater performs “High School Musical” in 2017. (Photo courtesy of CYT)

musicals for its fall offerings because of a shortened rehearsal period. “Frozen Jr.” is directed by Julianne Boyd, choir director at Zionsville West Middle School and former CYT summer camp director.

The 2023 winter play will be “Bedtime Stories (as Told by our Dad) (Who Messed Them Up).”

“Legally Blonde the Musical” is set as the 2023 winter musical.

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By Mark Ambrogi mark@youarecurrent.com The Center for the Performing Arts has lured one of its biggest rock stars in the center’s history.

CONCERT It was announced Feb. 18 that Sting will perform at 7:30 p.m. May 8 at the Palladium in Carmel.

“For years, we’ve had patrons asking for Sting, so he’s been on our wish list,” said Jeffrey C. McDermott, president and CEO of the Center for the Performing Arts. “We try to surpass expectations every season, and it’s especially gratifying to bring in artists, like John Legend and Ben Folds last fall, who would normally play larger venues in larger cities.”

The audience can expect solo hits and classics by The Police, when 17-time Grammy Award winner Sting makes his first appearance at the Palladium. Sting was the lead singer, bassist and principal songwriter for The Police.

The tour starts March 24 in Rouen, France, and includes six shows at the London Palladium. Following his Carmel appearance, Sting will appear in several shows at

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Sting’s “My Songs” tour is a dynamic show featuring his most beloved songs, written throughout his career. The performance features songs such as “Englishman in New York,” “Every Breath You Take,” “Roxanne,” “Message in a Bottle,” “Fields of Gold” and many more.

Tickets starting at $100 went on sale Feb. 25 at the Palladium’s Fifth Third Bank Box Office, online at thecenterpresents.org and by phone at 317-843-3800. The 7:30 p.m. event is part of the 2021-22 Center Presents Season sponsored by Allied Solutions.

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A visit to Sanibel Commentary by Don Knebel Today, we visit Sanibel, Fla., where the average high temperature in March is 75 degrees, with little rain.

TRAVEL The City of Sanibel occupies a barrier island formed from accumulating sand in the Gulf of Mexico near Fort Myers. The indigenous Calusas, who first inhabited the island 2,500 years ago, died from diseases brought by the Spanish.

Homesteaders began arriving in the 1860s and erected a still-standing lighthouse on the east end of the island in 1884, but the population remained low. By the 1950s, Sanibel Island contained only about 500 permanent residents. All that changed in 1963, when a causeway connected Sanibel to the mainland and developers followed, building condominiums, hotels and residences. A new causeway was built in 2007.

Today, Sanibel is home to 7,400 residents, with thousands more visiting each year, especially in the spring. The Sanibel government maintains strict control of the relaxing look and feel of the island, which has no high rises or traffic lights and only two chain restaurants, both there before the city’s 1974 incorporation. Half of Sanibel’s 33 square miles are wildlife sanctuaries. The largest, the 5,200-acre J.N. “Ding” Darling National Wildlife Refuge, harbors about 245 species of birds. Sanibel is famous for seashells that wash onto its sandy beaches, with hunched hunters displaying the “Sanibel Stoop.” The unique Bailey-Matthews National Shell Museum exhibits shells from around the world, many from Sanibel, as well as some living mollusks creating them.

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or unequal.

The list of absolute adjectives goes on.

It includes perfect, total, extinct, alive, whole, empty, infinite and inevitable. And, of course, let’s not forget the word “absolute” itself; it’s absolutely an absolute adjective.

My favorite absolute adjective is “unique.” I hear people compare uniqueness all the time. “He’s more unique than her.” No one can be the most unique or very unique.

Absolute adjectives illustrate that there is still room for incomparableness (I just checked — incomparableness is a word).

It’s either possible or impossible to exist with people whose views and conclusions differ from yours. Ultimately, you get to decide if you treat others as inferior or as equals. After all, you’re unique just like everyone else.

It’s no secret we live in an era of relativism. What’s right for you may not be right for me. You do you. Whether things are black and white GRAMMAR GUY or 50 gradients of gray, I can definitively say that you can justify your opinion with a quick Google query. Certainly, everyone can’t be right, can they?

Fortunately, language does allow for some certainty in this life (and all the word nerds rejoiced). In fact, there’s a group of adjectives that are incomparable; they’re known as absolute adjectives.

These words can’t be compared, diminished or intensified. They’re absolute.

Let’s take the word “essential,” for example. A book can’t be “kind of” essential.

It can’t be “quite” essential. It’s either essential or it’s not.

Here’s another one: equal. In mathematics, an equation is either equal or it isn’t. When it comes to citizens’ rights, you can’t have a group of people whose rights are more equal than others; people’s rights and privileges are either equal

Curtis Honeycutt is a national award-winning, syndicated humor writer. Connect with him on Twitter (@curtishoneycutt) or at curtishoneycutt.com.

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Don Knebel is a local resident who works for Barnes & Thornburg LLP. For the full column visit donknebel. com. You may contact him at editorial@youarecurrent.com.

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Systems Engineer. Carmel, IN. Analyze customer requirements to develop product requirements for automotive ADAS/AD Radar, LiDAR, and Vision systems. Generate Bill of Materials and perform cost-tradeoff analyses. Transform customer or product requirements into a total systems solution which meets scheduling, technical and cost constraints. Work with other engineering competencies to select design concepts and determine development resource, cost, and timing. Present the quote package documentation to engineering management for approval. Perform competitive assessments by comparing Aptiv technology to market technology to identify cost improvement/performance enhancement opportunities.

Requires Bachelor’s degree in Electrical Engineering or Electronics Engineering and one year of experience with designing automotive radar and ECU products, developing product schematics and creating PCB layouts, conducting peer design review, performing cost-tradeoff analyses, bench level debugging/testing/prototyping, product benchmarking, performing worst case circuit analysis, PSPICE, BoM optimization tool, and dxdDesigner/dxAssembly Mail resumes to: Aptiv Corporation, Attn: Lori Tucker, HR Site Manager, 13085 Hamilton Crossing Blvd., Carmel, IN 46032. Ref: 70842A.

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Looking for job security? Simpson Construction Services has so much work that it must hire five people for residential remodeling NOW. The skilled carpenters we select will have strong abilities in bathroom remodeling, but also with respect to kitchens, decks, basements, wood and tile flooring, doors and windows, interior and exterior painting, drywall, plumbing and electrical, siding and room additions.

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