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Mt. Vernon receives state digital-learning grant

By Sadie Hunter • sadie@youarecurrent.com The Mt. Vernon Community School Corp. announced last month it is the recipient of a $75,000 Digital Learning Grant from the Indiana Dept. of Education. schools The district said the grant will support two digital learning instructional coaches, eLearning professional development and computer device replacement.

IDOE’s Digital Learning Grants support school corporations in providing professional development, developing content, creating avenues for parent/student communication and purchasing devices.

The district said the new elementary and secondary instructional coaches will oversee technology integration and work with teachers to integrate the devices and programs more effectively. The district also said the professional development portion of the grant will focus on the Modern Teacher model “to transform the traditional classroom into a modern learning environment.” Remaining funds will be used to replace computer devices that are no longer repairable and to provide new devices for incoming students.

“A team consisting of Dr. (Jeff) Bond, Mr. (Greg) Rollo and Mrs. (Heather) Noesges led the

From left, Fortville Elementary Principal Heather Noesges and Curriculum and Assessment Coordinator Jeff Bond and Director of Technology Greg Rollo.

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successful grant proposal presentation, and I couldn’t be more proud of their efforts,” MVCSC Supt. Shane Robbins said. “This grant partnership with the Indiana Dept. of Education gives Mt. Vernon a statewide leadership platform in which we are able to share our digital eLearning knowledge with other districts.”

In all, 64 districts applied for grants this year. Thirty-two were successful, totaling $2,342,664.

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Ken and Patti Troutman talk on how their past has shaped their lives as pastors of MyChurch Indy. (Photo by Sadie Hunter) Founded Jan. 27, 2015, at Fishers, IN Vol. VII, No. 13 Copyright 2013.

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Dispatches

I-69 and Campus Parkway A temporary concrete barrier wall is being set along I-69 at Campus Parkway Exit 210 as Milestone Contractors has begun mobilizing cranes and other equipment. Alternating lane closures on northbound and southbound I-69 will occur between 9 p.m. and 6 a.m. depending on weather and progress. Questions about this project should be directed to INDOT at eastcentralin@indot.in.gov or 1-855-463-6848.

Ind. 37 corridor Crews will be out along the Ind. 37 corridor between I-69 and 146th Street and within 1,000 feet east and west of the highway. Crews will be performing survey and geotechnical work. Drivers are encouraged to drive with caution when vehicles are parked along the roadside.

North Street North Street will be periodically restricted between Lantern Road and Municipal Drive until April 30 as crews deliver building materials.

During this time, several parking stalls will be

unavailable on the south side of North Street, west of Maple Street. Flaggers will be onsite to help direct traffic while materials are being delivered.

I-69 and 106th street According to a press release from the Indiana Dept. of Transportation, Interstate 69 will experience overnight lane closures next week to allow for the westbound 106th Street bridge painting.

Depending on weather, the work will take place through April 21.

April 18 – Up to three left lanes of southbound I-69 will be closed.

April 19 – Up to three left lanes of southbound I-69 and one left lane of northbound I-69 will be closed.

April 20 – Up to three right lanes of southbound I-69 will be closed.

April 21 – One left lane of northbound and southbound I-69 will be closed.

For more, visit in.gov/indot/3399.htm.

Where’s Amy around town – Current’s Where’s Amy photographer, Amy Pauszek, ran into father and son duo Stephen and Rob Brennan of Fishers Boy Scout Troop 303, who were selling Boy Scout Camp Cards at the local Marsh on 96th Street in Fishers April 8. To support Troop 303 or find out how to be a part of Boy Scouts, visit troop303-fishers. org. (Photo by Amy Pauszek) David Weekley Homes to host showcase - David Weekley Homes is hosting the world's largest showcase of homes in cities across the country.

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Kindergarten open house – Hamilton Southeastern Schools will hold Kindergarten Open House from 5 to 7 p.m. on April 18. Families can meet the principals and teachers, visit classrooms, ask questions, tour a school bus and more.

All elementary schools will participate in the open house.

Hoosier Women Artists contest – Entries are being accepted for the annual Hoosier Women Artists contest. The contest celebrates a wide variety of visual arts including drawing, painting and photography. Winners will have their artwork displayed in the Lt. Governor’s and Treasurer’s offices at the Statehouse for one year. Submissions may be made by visiting in.gov and typing Women Artists in the search box through April 19.

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6:30 p.m April 25 at Orchard Park Presbyterian Church, 1605 E. 106th St. The other topics are Neighborhood Association and Homeowners Association Basics, set for Hamilton County Area Neighborhood Development will host three training sessions July, and Local Advocacy Basics, set for October. for community “Each session has its own lesnonprofit volunteers. The sons. Board Basics will cover the goal is to help essential roles and responsibilinonprofit boards operate more efties of members of a not-for-profit fectively, help neighborhood groups board. What are the legal requireunderstand their roles and responments? What are the practical sibilities so they can make a differexpectations? What different kinds ence and help those with strong Davis of boards exist and how do they beliefs advocate their positions at interact with staff?” Davis said. the local level.

Cost is $20 per session or $50 for all “HAND’s mission is to invest in neighthree and is open to the public. The first borhoods, provide housing solutions and session is limited to 30 participants bedevelop partnerships to improve lives and cause of space. build community in “Hamilton County is Hamilton County,” said fortunate to have acAndrea Muirragui Davis, tive, engaged citizens outreach and fundraishelping to lead huning coordinator for dreds of community orHAND. “Giving volunteer ganizations,” Davis said. leaders a clear idea “The more these volunteer leaders know, of their roles and responsibilities will emthe more effective the organizations will power them to make more of an impact on be. HAND wants to help equip them with the their community.” knowledge they need to make a difference.”

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New Britton Elementary celebrates 25 years

By Renee Larr • news@currentinfishers.com New Britton Elementary School in Fishers is celebrating its anniversary 25th anniversary. The school has planned fun events to honor its history, educators and students throughout the years. It will host an open house from 2 to 4 p.m. April 23.

“We have invited past administrators, past teachers and alumni from the first group of students,” fourth-grade teacher Kris Perillo said. “My daughter was also an alumnus, and she now teaches in the district. She’s doing a save-the-date through Facebook for alumni.”

The school will be open for tours. Photos of past students and events will serve as decor. The Fishers High School orchestra will perform.

“There will be cake and punch in the media center. We’ll put out yearbook pages of our classes the last 25 years out in the hallway. We’re hoping to get all the former principals there,” said fourth-grade teacher Linn Aschenbach said.

Current students aren’t being left out of the celebration. They’re participating in activities throughout the school day, and some will attend the open house.

The event will reflect on the past 25 years but also on to the next 25.

“We’re going to be making a time capsule for the next 25 years. One of the things we’re working on is having the kids design a piece of artwork to put into the building.

We also have a bench we’re going to dedicate, and put it on the ground that day,” Perillo said.

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City celebrates Arbor Day with flamingo contest

By Renee Larr • news@currentinfishers.com The City of Fishers celebrates Arbor Day each year by holding a flamingo-decorating contest. The holiday is celevent ebrated April 28 promoting tree planting and care.

“We want our Arbor Day Celebration to be a community event that brings residents together, gets people outside and celebrates trees,” Fishers Parks and Recreation Chief Naturalist Danesa Stolz stated in an email. “We have hosted a variety of events for Arbor Day over the years from simple tree plantings to a large festival.

The flamingo-decorating contest has been embraced most by the community.”

Participants register in advance, pick up their flamingos and decorate them however they want. They return their creations on Arbor Day to the Nickel Plate District Amphitheater from 6 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. The public will vote on its favorite flamingo from 6:30 p.m. to 7 p.m.

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ries: People’s Choice, Best Youth, Best Teen, Best Adult and Best Arbor Day Theme, will win a $100 gift certificate from Wasson Nursery. We will then auction off the decorated flamingos from 7 to 8 p.m. with the assistance of our auction sponsor Burgess Auction and Appraisals,” Stolz stated.

The money raised will go to planting new trees in Fishers.

To register, stop by Fishers Parks and Recreation at 11565 Brooks School Rd., or call 317-595-3150.

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Former drug dealer Ken Troutman devotes life to Christ

By Mark Ambrogi • mark@youarecurrent.com Ken Troutman spent his youth dealing drugs.

Since he accepted Jesus Christ as his savior, his main mission is to sell others on Christ’s teachings. He and his wife Patti lead myChurch Indy, 10710 Pendleton Pike. The church, which has one service at 10 a.m. Sundays, opened earlier this year under its new name. cover story The Geist residents, who are both ministers, previously led Christian Faith Centre in Indianapolis.

“I had been doing drugs since I was 12, so I had seven formative years that were kind of toasted,” Ken said.

Ken, now 60, was taking and selling barbiturates by the time he was 14. But he stopped taking barbiturates after he watched a friend get robbed but was too incapacitated to do anything about it. But he still sold and took LSD and marijuana, among other illicit drugs.

“I guess I was a natural-born entrepreneur, I’d sell enough so I could get mine for free, then golly gee, I saw I could sell enough to support myself,” Ken said. “I never took into consideration the physical ramifications, longterm dangers and how it affected relationships.”

Patti had just graduated from high school in California and moved with her family to Indianapolis when she met Ken in 1973. They married the next year when Ken was still a junior at John Marshall High School. He graduated from Marshall in ’75.

Patti shared the story of Jesus with him. Ken said the story of Jesus was a fantastic one.

“I had never heard it before, but I didn’t believe it. It was just a fantastic story,” he said. “I was too entrenched in my lifestyle. Patti had a serious decision to make. She is either going to maintain core convictions or jump ship and hang with me. I looked like Jesus (with waist-length hair), but I wasn’t anything like him.”

When his daughter was about to turn 2 years old, he was moved to change.

“I’m observing all the changes she has made going from so dependent to more independent, and I haven’t changed at all through all my teenage years.” Ken said. “I’m going nowhere, and that, combined with these preachers Patti always has on and some of the music she continued to listen to, created a conflict and an inner hunger.”

Life changed at 10:40 p.m. Feb. 8, 1978, an indel-

ible stamp on his memory.

“The night that I went to a crusade and gave my life to Christ was when that fantastic story had some application to my reality,” Ken said.

“At that time, I had 15 pounds of marijuana to sell. There was a Patti and Ken Troutman were married in Ken Troutman dedicated his life new sense of right and 1974. (Submitted photos) to Jesus after selling drugs. wrong, and improper and appropriate, when I gave my life to Christ.

"I called my guy the day after and said, ‘Would you take FAMILY AFFAIR this 15 pounds back?’” ministry. Bethany, 41, manages the church’s kids’ ministry Patti had already been a Christian but had fallen into and social media. Amber, 32, helps lead the worship music. some bad habits with Ken. Jordan, 38, a minister, serves as pastor over the youth “I followed in his footsteps, but two months after he leadership team. His wife, Stephanie, helps as well. accepted Christ, I re-dedicated my life,” Patti said. “Our Ken primarily delivers the sermons, with Patti and Jorwhole lives changed forever.” dan filling in on occasion.

Ken said their lives no longer revolved around the drug “We have a great congregation, loving people,” Patti culture; they revolved around a church culture. said.

“We tried to bring the old friends with us because we Ken said there have been more new visitors in the last knew they were lost,” Ken said. few months at the new location than two years in the But most weren’t ready to listen, he added. previous spot.

A sign painter by trade, Ken became a licensed minister “We build people. We want to frame lives and outreach in 1984. He and his wife began the church in 1990 in some to the community,” Patti said. “Our music is contemporary. various centers. It moved into a spot in Lawrence TownWe have a lot of young people and their families. We want ship for four years, then spent 22 years on 56th Street in to be a draw for millennials, that age and younger.”

Lawrence.

Patti said they believe people come in to hear the word Patti became a minister in the mid-1990s. of God. Tim Curtis and his wife, Barbara, have been members of “And the word of God changes people, anyway, because the Troutmans’ church from the first service in the Trouttruth will change people,” she said. “We’re very accepting.” mans’ living room.

Ken said he gave up any fire-and-brimstone-style ser“It started out as a small, close-knit group, and we’ve mons years ago. been with them the whole time,” Tim said. “They’ve been “It didn’t work,” Ken said. “The job of the church isn’t like family to us.” to condemn, convict and let everybody know what you Tim said Ken’s past makes him more relatable to some are against. The job of the church is (to) be the light, the people. kindness and goodness of God. People need to know more “Sometimes people think a pastor is on a pedestal and what followers of Jesus are for as opposed to what they unapproachable, but Pastor Ken is just real,” Tim said. “He are against.” doesn’t mince words. He’s a unique individual.”

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o b s e r v ation Shifting loyalties

Pining for a shower, Arnie and the ‘80s

Commentary by Terry Anker

I’m a mess, people. I smell, I haven’t brushed my teeth in over 30 hours and I’m choking back tears as I humor watch an homage to the late Arnold Palmer. Wow. Even I am impressed with this level of falling apart.

What gives?

Well, as you may remember from last week, I headed down to Florida with five-sixths of my family for spring break vacation. I’ve just returned, having driven through the night for 16 hours straight.

Doo helped some, taking the 1-to-5 a.m.“orphan maker” shift, and then again from 7 to 9 when my eyes quite literally began to cross. I suppose when a middle-ager like myself only gets about four hours of upright dozing, she’s bound to be a little off.

But I think my emotional reaction to the Masters Tournament is more than the result of post-road trip exhaustion. I grew up watching golf. I have vivid memories of Papaw sipping his highball and cheering on Jack Nicklaus and Tom Watson. My parents have a painting of their favorite players hanging in their kitchen. Doo and I have always followed Phil Mickelson and fondly recall his first green jacket win just a month after our fourth child was born. When I hear the CBS intro music, I get chills. And I may have a commentator crush on Jim Nantz.

As I read back through this, I realize how lame I sound. I can’t pull all-nighters and I actually choose to watch golf, even when awesome movies like “Big Trouble in Little China” are on. I suppose the combination of sleep deprivation, a blatant disrespect for personal hygiene and the gorgeous pink azaleas of Augusta National have left me susceptible to a longing for my youth. Oh, how I long for the ‘80s!

But here in 2017, I should probably just pull myself together and shower. Peace out.

Kudos to the North Carolina Tar Heels for the solid play during the NCAA men’s basketball championship game. While we can happily celebrate the victory, is it OK to pine a bit that our own Indiana teams didn’t fare as well? My beloved IU failed even to make it to the starting line. Then Purdue, Butler and all the Big Ten teams collapsed in due course.

So, we picked a new favorite and cheered for their victory – even if somewhat less passionately! Did we betray our loyalty to our former teams by picking a new hero – or did they fail us by leaving us without one? Our desire to back a winner is a strong one. We find ourselves caught up in the cheering section, advocating for folks that, just a few short weeks earlier, would have seemed inconceivable. Now, we ride the emotional wave with each shot and exchanging lead on the scoreboard.

In giving our allegiance so easily, have we debased our commitment to the home team? Or, are we simply making due with the choices available – and vigorously digging in? Whether it’s sports, politics or menu choices, sometimes we must acquaint ourselves with a backup plan.

Can the fish be just as good as the pasta?

Pasta is our favorite. Should we go hungry if none is offered? Or, should we identify an alternative and find a way to enjoy it, a bit fishy though it may be?

The Tar Heels brought some terrific entertainment. And, we enjoyed it. Still, my heart remembers the storied victories of my own alma mater’s past. As a spectator sport, basketball is better when we choose a team to support – even if we hold out, at least a bit of our love, for the home team.

Terry Anker is an associate editor of Current Publishing, LLC. You may email him at terry@youarecurrent.com.

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Our nation has all sorts of arcane, nonsensical laws on the books. Each week, we’ll share one with you. In Virginia, citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

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Commentary by Danielle Wilson

Campaign encourages teens to call or text for help Commentary submitted by CEO Indiana Youth Services Association David Westenberger, Indiana Senator James Merritt, Indiana State Treasurer Kelly Mitchell “If someone had called for help right away, maybe my son would have survived his first high school party.” It’s a statement few parents think they’ll ever make, but one that far too many Hoosier parents have already made.

In an effort to create awareness, particularly during prom and graduation season, Indiana Youth Services Association’s Make Good Decisions program and State Sen. Jim Merritt, author of Indiana’s Lifeline Law, have partnered with Indiana’s Text-to-911 services and Indiana State Treasurer Kelly Mitchell, chair of the Statewide 911 Board, to increase public awareness about the ability to call or Text-to-911 in an emergency. Indiana’s Lifeline Law provides legal amnesty from prosecution for underage drinking, and many related drinking offenses, for a person who calls or texts (or for persons assisting) and reports a medical emergency, sexual assault or other crime. The

purpose of the partnership is to encourage young people to contact 911 for help when they find themselves or a friend in an emergency.

HOW IT WORKS Those who contact 911 via Text-to-911 or by calling must demonstrate that they are acting in good faith by completing ALL of the following three steps: • Call and provide their full name and other relevant information requested by law enforcement officers and emergency medical responders.

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• Cooperate with authorities on the scene.

Indiana is leading the nation with innovative technology to better serve Hoosiers and make it easier and safer for the public to contact 911 in an emergency. Indiana is one of only four states that offers a statewide deployment of Text-to-911 services. If you’re a parent to teens, please encourage them to call or text 911, and stay and cooperate if they find themselves in an emergency.

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Death by Oreos great way to go Commentary by Dick Wolfsie We hear a lot about frivolous lawsuits, but we don’t hear nearly enough about the delicious ones. A guy from humor Kentucky is suing the company that makes Oreo cookies.

He asserts that Oreos are slowly killing him. So what’s the problem? This sounds like a fun way to die.

The Nabisco company claims that 450 billion of these treats have been eaten in the last 100 years and no autopsy has ever listed the cause of death as Oreo cookies.

I’ve been eating Oreo cookies for 65 years. We know the ritual: A glass of cold milk, plus 20 or 30 Oreos, then you start twisting them apart. Some people eat the side with cream frosting first; some just eat the frosting; some dip the cookie in milk; some guzzle the milk after the cookie.

How can you sue a company that has given you so many wonderful options in your life?

So, does this guy have a case? Unlike cigarettes, where a warning is clearly emblazoned on the package, there is no admonition anywhere on the Oreo package or on the cookie. Considering how people eat Oreos, maybe inside the cookie, right

in the vanilla cream, the Nabisco people should print: “The Surgeon General has determined that eating Oreo cookies over an entire lifetime can raise your triglycerides and affect your cholesterol levels.”

The Nabisco company admits their cookies have many calories, but they claim they are already testing alternatives. When McDonald’s said they were looking for an alternative to their fatty hamburger, they came up with a soy burger. Two out of three people who ate the burgers loved them. That was the problem. In six months, only three people ate them.

What about those cauliflower and broccoli farmers who have been getting away with murder for years? People are taking those veggies, breading and deep frying them. Then they dunk them in a creamy cheese sauce.

Those farmers better have some pretty good lawyers.

Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist, and speaker. Contact him at wolfsie@aol.com.

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Last month, Orangetheory Fitness in Fishers held a fundraising campaign to raise money for ALS research and an organization called giving back Augie’s Quest. Augie Nieto, CEO of Life Fitness, was diagnosed in 2005 with ALS. “All of the 600 (Orangetheory) studios came together to do this national campaign to raise awareness about ALS,” head trainer Kaity Vevang said. “There is a great relationship between Augie and some of the founders of Orangetheory because he was so big in the fitness world when he first got into the business. It struck a chord with some of the leaders of Orangetheory, and they wanted to see what they could do as far as making a difference. So they set the goal out for us as a network to raise $1 million.”

Each local studio could determine how they were going to raise funds. The Fishers studio decided to make it a competition between Vevang and Studio Manager Billy Szczudlak.

“We wanted to put a fun spin on it. You

Orangetheory Fitness in Fishers staff members participate in a workout to raise money.

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can torture Billy or you can torture Kaity (with a workout),” Vevang said.

Studio staff quickly realized they were going to exceed its expectations, so it involved the rest of the staff.

The staff met last month to each row 2,000 meters, run/walk two miles on the treadmill and do 200 burpees.

The Fishers studio came in sixth in terms of funds raised.

The Benefits of Hiring a Designer

By David Decker With the ever-growing popularity of home renovation television shows and websites like Houzz & Pinterest many homeowners have developed the “do-ityourself” mindset when it comes to remodeling their own homes. Unfortunately, what those shows and sites don’t advertise are the true logistics of getting to the finished product; and sometimes it’s those unknowns that take that “dream photo” and turn it into a nightmare. That is why it is important to bring those photos to a design professional instead of attempting to do it on your own.

Not only will your designer be able to turn those ideas into a reality, but they will tailor them to your own style to create a space unique to you. A good designer will take the time to get to know you and your needs, determine the struggles that currently exist in your space

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Dispatches New St.Vincent House open for tours — The community is invited to tour the new St.Vincent House from 4 to 7 p.m. April 19.

The new facility is located on the campus of St.Vincent Indianapolis and includes private accommodations for up to 20 extended stay patients’ families. The house will benefit patient families who live more than 25 miles from the hospital or those who have a loved one who is receiving long-term care at one of St. Vincent’s hospitals. Amenities include laundry facilities, kitchens, a playground, chapel and gathering spaces.

Brain boost to prevent Alzheimer’s — There’s a protein in your brain that protects you from Alzheimer’s disease. It’s called brain-derived neurotrophic factor and it promotes the survival of neurons in the brain. You can boost your brain’s levels of BDNF the following ways: 1. Exercise regularly, even if it’s just walking 2. Add some spice to your diet in the form of turmeric – or curcumin supplements 3. Get some sun exposure 4. Consider intermittent fasting.

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going to be over everyone’s head. It’s The play was written by comedian/ hilarious.” actor/musician Steve Martin, featurRoot had read a monologue from it ing a fictional meeting between Pablo while a student at Ball State.

Picasso and Albert Einstein.

Kelly Keller is taking his first crack “I was familiar with it and liked A friend suggested Keller do this at directing. theater it,” Root said. “When I heard one and he submitted Keller is they were auditioning for it to Mud Creek. directing the it, if I was cast profession“I immediately loved Mud Creek Players’ “Picasso ally, I would fit more of an it,” said Keller, a Fishat the Lapin Agile,” which runs Einstein-type. Picasso is a big ers resident. “I’m a from April 21 to May 6 at the presence. He wants to be the big Steve Martin fan.

Mud Creek Barn, 9740 E. 86th loudest voice in the room. I As soon as I read it, I St., Indianapolis. found that to be something knew this is the one I “It’s different from being Lyon Keller I enjoyed because I don’t do want to submit.” on stage to coaching people that in real life. So it’s been a lot of Brad Root, a Lawrence Central High and guiding people, that’s a little fun.”

School graduate who lives close to change,” said Keller, a Mud Creek Justin Lyon, a Carmel resident, is the Geist area, is portraying a younger board member. “If you are able to cast playing Einstein.

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“There is some high-brow satire higher chance of success than otherorg. and also has some low-brow jokes,” wise. I had a good pool of people to Root said. “It’s a good mix, so it’s not pick from.”

Where’s Amy? Amy Pauszek is a photographer, film producer and scouting and casting associate for Talent Fusion Agency in Indianapolis.

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Where’s Amy meets Academy Awardwinning actress Octavia Spencer

Last week, Where’s Amy was invited to attend a special afternoon with Academy Award-winning actress Octavia Spencer at Indiana University. As a photographer and film producer, it was an exciting opportunity for me to meet and hear Spencer talk about her take on life and movies that continue to pave the roads to make the world a better place. (Photo by Amy Pauszek)

Optimists announce annual Taste of Spring event– The Zionsville Optimist Club will have its third annual Taste of Spring” Fine Wine & Craft Beer tasting event and silent auction on April 29. “This event is to raise funds for annual ZOC scholarships, the HAWK Foundation and the Local Zionsville area 4-H youth,” stated Tim Ottinger, ZOC president and co-chair of the event.

Last year’s Taste of Spring event raised nearly $5,000 divided among the ZOC, new playground equipment for Eagle Elementary and the newly formed Zionsville Youth Assistance Program. This year’s event is from 5-8 p.m., April 29, at the Lions Club Building, 115 S. Elm St. Tickets are $25 during pre-sale and $30 at the door. Beverage partners include Grapevine Cottage, Moontown Brewing Company, Noble Order Brewing Company and Sun King Brewers. Tickets for the 2017 Taste of Spring event are available at zionsvilleoptimist.org. For additional information about the club, email zoptimistclub@gmail.com.

An evening with Pete Rose – Baseball legend Pete Rose will share tales from his record-shattering and controversial career in this special appearance at 8 p.m., May 5, at the Palladium in Carmel. Rose made his Major League Baseball debut in 1963 with the Cincinnati Reds and closed his career as the team’s manager in the late 1980s. He became a household name as a member of the “Big Red Machine,” the Reds lineup that won back-to-back World Series in 1975 and 1976.

Dubbed “Charlie Hustle” for his energetic approach to the game, Rose also played for the Philadelphia Phillies and the Montreal Expos. Tickets start at $40. For more, visit TheCenterPresents.org.

Mudbugs Cajun Cafe's 10 year anniversary – Mudbugs of Carmel is celebrating its 10-year anniversary this month. Some of the specials served in honor of the anniversary will be alternating during the month will be crawfish etouffee, crawfish and andouille sausage linguini, seafood baskets, deluxe seafood baskets, crawfish corn chowder, gator poboys, gator chili, and gator sausage jambalaya. The restaurant will also be serving old fashioned Abita root beer floats, Taste of Carmel award-winning beignets, and other dessert specials. There will be a crawfish boil April 29 weather permitting. Reservations are required. For more, visit mudbugscajuncafe.com or call 317-809-8714 or 317-8438380 during work hours.

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Where’s Amy attended Kenny Rogers’ “Final World Tour: The Gambler’s Last Deal” at the Palladium with special guests Linda Davis (wife of country singer Lang Scott and mother of Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum) and up-and-coming guitarist Joe Robinson.

Fans from surrounding states and cities flocked to the venue for the chance to see Rogers for the last time. Although he performed most of the concert from a stool, he still charmed the lady fans with some of his most romantic hits, including “Lady,” “We’ve Got Tonight,” “She Believes in Me” and “Through the Years.”

Rogers also stirred up the crowd with video flashbacks of his film hits “The Gambler” and “Coward of the County.” He has sold more than 120 million albums worldwide, making him one of the top 10 best-selling male solo artists of all time. What a treat it was to see a true country legend perform right here in our own backyard at the Center for the Performing Arts.

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By Heather Collins • editorial@youarecurrent.com The 56th annual St. Margaret’s Hospital Guild Decorators’ Show House and Gardens will feature the boyhood home of Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., April 29-May home show 14.

The 5,907-square-foot residence, at 4401 N. Illinois St. in Indianapolis, was built by the author’s architect father, Kurt Vonnegut, Sr. Construction began in the fall of 1922 and was completed in the spring of 1923.

Architect Evans Woollen III, famous for designing Clowes Memorial Hall and the Barton Towers, also lived in the home.

Decorator Chair Joan Hilger said the Decorators’ Show House and Garden is one of the oldest traditions of Indiana. Indianapolis Mayor Joe Hogsett, in partnership with the the Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library and Visit Indy, proclaimed 2017 “The Year of the Vonnegut.”

According to Hilger, through remodeling projects, 26 designers and two landscape artists have upgraded the house to give it a

The Indianapolis home is owned by the Walton family, which purchased it in 2008.

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“It’s a unique house, and it’s a great way to raise money for a great cause,” Hilger said.

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POOLS N PONDS Grand Opening May 1, 2017 Pool and Spa Supplies FREE water testing Ask us about free home delivery Store Hours: M-F 11-6:30, Sat 10-1 17408 Tiller Court Suite 100 Westfield Indiana 46074 317-986-2131 mypoolsnponds.com

Found: purplish - blue 20” mountain bike: Noblesville call : 317-502-0122

for sale Brand NEW Queen Pillowtop Mattress and Box Spring set. Still in factory sealed plastic. Never used. ONLY $195.

Del. Avail. Call today 317-480-6463

200 year old blue lake antique chairs large roll top desk. Pennsylvania house highboy chest and large pennsylvania house dresser with mirror. 2 metal file cabinets. Hide a bed sofa and a Sectional sofa. Computer desk, 2 book shelves.

Large selection of magazines .. many indianapolis woman magazines, out of print now,. Misc. odds and ends, good prices. contact before sale if you want to purchase before sale, and I can text a picture 317-645-5736

LENOX TRACE CONDO

TOTALLY RENOVATED 2BDRM, 2BTH, GARAGE ON POND 932 LENOX LN, 104, 46032 CALL: CPG REAL ESTATE 317-908-8001

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NOW OPEN

NOW OPEN

The Electric Bike Center

622 South Rangeline Rd Suite S Carmel 46032

1/2 PRICE RENTALS MONDAY-WEDNESDAY We only sell electric bikes.

We have the largest assortment of electric bikes in Indiana.

Come try one or try as many as you like.

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USIC LOCATE TECHNICIAN INTERVIEWING NOW! •Daytime, full-time Locate Technician positions available •100% PAID TRAINING •Company vehicle & equipment provided •PLUS medical, dental, vision, & life insurance REQUIREMENTS: •Must be able to work outdoors •HS Diploma or GED •Ability to work OT & weekends •Must have valid driver’s license with safe driving record

Apply today: www.workatusic.com We are an Equal Opportunity Employer

NOW HIRING Senior1Care

We are looking for Compassionate & reliable individuals to provide non-medical caregiving services to adults in the local area. If you are dedicated, hard-working and have a genuine desire to work in an environment where you will be helping others improve their quality of life, visit us and learn about our open positions:

CAREGIVER • Top Pay, including overtime & BONUS • Reliable, flexible & steady work • FREE CNA Training

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If you want to drink, that’s your business.

If you want to stop, that’s our business.

Call Alcoholics Anonymous (317) 632-7864 www.indyaa.org for rent

3121 Village Park N. Dr., Carmel, 46033 3 bed, 2 bath $1300/month Westfield Schools Brandi Welch, AM Rentals 138 W. Carmel Dr. 317-848-1588 • www.amrelo.com

for sale Extra-wide new wheelchair and extra-wide new rolling walker with seat. If interested, please call 317-585-0093.

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ASSISTANT TEACHERS NEEDED The International Montessori School (www.intlmontessori.com), located in Carmel, Indiana, is looking for Assistant Teachers. Hours would be from 8:00 AM to 1:00 PM OR 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM Monday through Friday. Qualifying candidates should be comfortable working with children ages 3 through 6 years old and should be enthusiastic, kind and creative with a love for children.

Compensation is competitive and based on experience.

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LEGACY CNA INSTRUCTOR • Part time Position • Licensed RN or LPN • Training Experience a plus • Flexible Hours

Come enjoy the fun at our growing company as we make a difference in poeple's lives. Visit our Facebook Pages to learn more about our family’s story and why we started our local business 10 years ago. Call today and set-up an interview at 317-652-6175 or stop by our Carmel office. EOE

Position: Youth Advocate Location: Noblesville, IN Type: Full Time Organization: Prevail, Inc. Description: Prevail, Inc. provides crisis intervention and restorative support services for adult, adolescent and child survivors of crime and abuse to residents of Hamilton and surrounding counties. Prevail is seeking a full-time Youth Advocate responsible for crisis response, prevention and intervention services for youth victims of crime, family violence and sexual assault. Services include individual and group facilitation for child survivors (ages 5-13) of family violence and sexual assault.

Duties: Provide intervention and follow-up services to clients as needed, which may include (but are not limited to): intake assessment, community referrals and resources, court advocacy, assistance in filing protective orders, completing safety and action plans, and inter/intra-agency networking and advocacy on behalf of the victim.

Facilitate at least two support groups for children (ages 5-13), which may include primary and secondary victims of family violence, as well as a family group. Provide individual services on an as needed basis.

Maintain and update group curriculum, identifying resources, materials, speakers, etc.

Serve as a reference guide for the community in the areas of victim resources and violence prevention, by direct referrals for clients, and through public presentations and participation in community organizations.

Complete 24-hour on-call crisis line shifts and provide coverage to the Child Advocacy Center.

Collaborate with Prevail staff, other agencies, groups, organizations, and individuals to identify and develop prevention/intervention services for victims of crime and other populations within the community.

Qualifications: Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling, psychology or related field; or a combination of experience, education and/or training.

Competitive compensation package including medical, dental, vision, paid time off, paid holidays, and professional development. Salary commensurate with education and experience (starting salary - $16/hour).

Submit cover letter, resume and salary requirements to Michelle Moen – mmoen@prevailinc.com

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Carmel Clay Schools is Hiring!

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Bus Drivers

Bus Aides Custodians Substitute Teachers Childcare Workers

Apply online at http:www.ccs.k12.in.us/district/home

Stop by our office at 5201 East Main Street, Carmel, IN 46033 Email: cmiddlet@ccs.k12.in.us or call 317-844-9961.

NOW HIRING

Motivated people who want to join our team. Work outdoors in landscape maintenance and project installations.

Experience helpful but not necessary.

Pay between $12-$18/hr depending on experience.

Call us or email your application: 317.443.6514 abby@primelineoutdoorliving.com

Building Maintenance Full time 3pm – 11pm including weekends Medical, Dental, Vision, 401k, Paid Time Off Plumbing or electrical experience preferred EOE/ADA/M/F/D/V

CARPENTERS NEEDED NOW Simpson Construction Services, LLC, a family owned general contractor, would like to hire skilled construction carpenters.

Our company is growing, and we are looking for craftsmen that take pride in their work and want a future with our company. Contact Gary Simpson at 317.703.9575.

NOW HIRING Crew Leader for painting. Starting pay $17/hour. Opportunity for advancement and company vehicle. Interior residential repaints. Full-time local work all year. Will need to coordinate/inspect work of 1-2 other people. Must be experienced quality painter. Call Jonathan 317-999-8124. www.wallapainting.com

NOW HIRING Waiters/Waitresses Cook Dishwasher OPEN MONDAY-FRIDAY 160 E Carmel Dr. Carmel, IN

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Leisure Travel Advisor-Full-time

Carmel Travel Agency-In-House position.

Minimum 5 years travel advisor experience Email resume: lt@thetravelagentinc.com

College not for you?

Background or Not in dance! Join the team at Fred Astaire Dance Studio Carmel, Indiana. We will train you in all aspects of the ballroom dance business.

Why Fred Astaire?

We offer a great environment, guaranteed starting salary, great training and opportunities to travel and compete.

Need we say more?

Call Dan at 317-846-3237

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MUSSELMAN LANDSCAPE SOLUTIONS, LLC NOW Hiring Seasonal Delivery Drivers and Office Help. Retirees welcome.

Please inquire at mike@musselmanlandscape.com or 317-773-5399

PART TIME DRIVER Dental lab, Carmel area, car provided, delivering small boxes.

Approximately 25 hrs per week, morning to mid afternoon. No weekends Call Chris 317 848 3000.

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Strike Out Cancer Tournament Make-A-Wish and USFA are partnering to support Halle Guilliam's fight against cancer, and her desire to help others. Let's help strike out this disease!

Friday, April 28th - Sunday, April 30th $350 Entry Fee + $125.00 Pre Paid Gate Fee. 4 Game Guarantee.

All umpires are USFA registered and trained.

10U, 12U, and 14U Open Tournament.

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Isn’t it time to listen to your body?

PAY ATTENTION AND ATTEND A JOINT PAIN SEMINAR.

HIP & KNEE REPLACEMENT SEMINAR

The highly skilled doctors of Indiana University Health can help make your pain a distant memory. It all starts at one of our local seminars.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26, 6 PM

Register at iuhealth.org /joints or call 317.678.DOCS (3627)

A free light meal will be served.

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IU Health Physicians Orthopedics & Sports Medicine Assistant Professor of Clinical Orthopedic Surgery, Indiana University School of Medicine

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