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It is our position we need to keep a close eye on our pets after a string of dog-nappings has occurred. The story is thieves have turned to kidnapping our pets and turning around and selling them for a profit, or in some cases keeping the pets themselves. Dogs are most commonly the pet of choice for these burglars.

We understand it can be difficult to constantly make sure your pets stay out of trouble. For this reason, we highly recommend getting a microchip put on your pet. The chips are normally placed just below the skin between the animals shoulder blades. It’s also relatively cheap. If you get a pet at the Hamilton County Humane Society, all pets will get a chip implanted. If you purchased a pet from somewhere else, the Hamilton County Humane Society sells the chips for $30. The fee includes registration and implementation. We believe this is better than putting tags or other markers on your pet as the chips cannot be removed.

It is unfortunate we have to go to such precautions to ensure the safety of our pets, but we believe the price is well worth it.

Civic virtue

It is our position civility is lacking within our communities. Town hall meetings are getting downright brutal. Sidelines at sporting events are filled with ultra-demanding parents and coaches. Fan violence is on the rise at professional football games. Smart phones have become the uninvited dinner guest. All in all, it seems more people are just downright rude. The current state of the economy, sustained unemployment and rising cost of living - along with a divisive government at the helm - seems to be getting the best of us.

History reveals without civic virtue, barbarians would have ruled the world. Maybe it’s just nostalgia making us yearn for a less opinionated, more polite society. Listening is the backbone of communication. The use of self-control, moderation, persuasion and compromise in conversation is a more effective way to engage the listener rather than the use of coercion, manipulation and name calling to make a statement. Civility as it is applied to Freedom of Speech is being tested beyond its limits with the wide use of social media platforms such as blogs, Twitter and Facebook, begging the question, “Does one’s passion grant a license to be rude?” We think not.

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Every week, we will print a portion of the U.S. Constitution, followed by a portion of the Indiana Constitution. We encourage you to benchmark government policies against these bedrock documents. Today: the Indiana Constitution.

ARTICLE 11. Corporations Section 14. Liability Dues from corporations shall be secured by such individual liability of the stockholders, or other means, as may be prescribed by law. (History: As Amended Nov. 5, 1940).

ARTICLE 12. Militia Section 1. Composition A militia shall be provided and shall consist of

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all persons over the age of seventeen (17) years, except those persons who may be exempted by the laws of the United States or of this state. The militia may be divided into active and inactive classes and consist of such military organizations as may be provided by law. (History: As Amended Nov. 3, 1936; Nov. 5, 1974).

Section 2. Commander-in-chief The Governor is Commander-in-Chief of the militia and other military forces of this state. (History: As Amended Nov. 5, 1974).

Section 3. Adjutant general There shall be an Adjutant General, who shall be appointed by the Governor. (History: As Amended Nov. 5, 1974).

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The oft-forgotten rules of trivia night

FROM THE BACKSHOP HSE schools prove shining example This really deserves and gets from us far more than a golf clap. Your Hamilton Southeastern School District is the proud recipient of an “A-Exemplary” rating for last school year, this according to the state’s comprehensive education accountability system (Current in Fishers, Sept. 20). You may recall that HSE schools are on a stunning six-year run of exemplary ratings. It’s not simply “candy” being handed out by Tony Bennett, the state superintendent of public instruction; it is earned. This is the real McCoy, the honor that draws national attention. It’s also the kind of honor that the district can take to the bank – figuratively speaking. Along with high-end academic honors typically comes the magnetism that could yield high-end relocations of families and companies of all sizes. People studying Fishers quickly will learn the status of the schools, regardless of whether there is anyone 18 years old or younger living under the roof. It’s about now and then. Who wouldn’t want his or her kids to immediately have a top-flight education?

Who wouldn’t want to transition into a community with A-Exemplary schools, where, with respect to the eventual resale of one’s real estate, the odds of appreciation increase?

We chronicled how HSE received a perfor-

Brian Kelly & Steve Greenberg mance rating of 91.5 percent, as measured by the percentage of students that pass the state’s English and math ISTEP+ (for grades 3-8) and English 10 and Algebra I (for the class of 2013). Our hats are off, especially, to these schools for having garnered consecutive exemplary ratings since 2005: Brooks School Elementary; New Britton Elementary School; Fishers Elementary School; Geist Elementary School; Lantern Road Elementary School; Sand Creek Intermediate School; Fall Creek Intermediate School; Hamilton Southeastern Jr. High School; and Hamilton Heights Elementary School. Now the trick is to repeat and broaden the attainment for this school year. Can you imagine? Seven consecutive years? We certainly can.

ing something furiously until you’ve become an COMMENTARY expert. I recommend memorizing Stephen King’s

By Jordan Fischer entire body of work both chronologically and theTrivia night… trivia night is serious business. matically. It seems to come up a lot.

Some people don’t think so. You can pick Rule three of trivia night: Any opponent them out because when they walk in the door seen using a cell phone should be considered with their team, they all get along, and they’ve a cheater and a liar, and brought their friends.

Better to bring your worst immediately pointed First mistake. enemy with a photographic out as such. Unless he’s Rule one of trivia memory than your best friend on your team, in which night: Your friends are case you should form a idiots. They might be the who thinks a photographic nicest people in the world memory is something on his Nikon. protective shield around him, just in case no one – the kind of person that knows which seasons of “Friends” Ross’ pet gets up early on Saturday to mow his grandma’s monkey, Marcel, was in. lawn, brings soup to the sickly, whatever – but Rule four of trivia night: The final rule. if he can’t tell you who won the 1987 Stanley Perhaps the most important rule. On the final Cup in less 30 seconds, he’s out. Better to bring question, you bet it all, or you bet nothing. Your your worst enemy with a photographic memory opponents shall either be crushed into oblivion than your best friend who thinks a photographic by your towering final score, or awed into humemory is something on his Nikon. mility by your magnificent bravado. Go big or Rule two of trivia night: You’re also an idiot. go home, baby. Go big or go home.

Everyone at those other tables? They’re smarter than you. Especially the older crowd. They’ve seen some stuff, man. Their vast knowledge of crossJordan Fischer is the managing word-puzzle trivia is going to put the two hours editor of Current in Fishers. you spent surfing Wikipedia last week to shame.

You may e-mail him at jordan@ Your best bet? Sneak onto a team with people youarecurrent.com smarter than you are, and spend your nights study-

I never heard

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By Terry Anker Perhaps John Banner said it best in his famous character, Sargent Schultz, from the popular 1960s television program “Hogan’s Heros,” “I know nothing.” As the beleaguered guard overseeing a crew of rebellious American and British prisoners of war in a German camp during World II, Banner has come to exemplify the often undervalued approach that discretion is the better part of valor. Although the comedy would put Schultz in ridiculous circumstances sometimes aimed directly at making fun of Germans (especially soldiers), in these years of recovery when most WWII veterans were at home watching TV with their families, he always managed to show the humanity in electing to keeps one’s mouth shut.

This millennium has been touted as the information age. Some believe we will trade in information and thought more than any generation who has come before us. Money will flow from ideas and not goods. To reference another televi-

sion program of the same era, Gene Rodenberry’s “Star Trek” provides a shining example. We may become people of high-mindedness and pure interest in science. I hope so. But can we trade only in thinking without also running the risk of making thought into a precious metal meant to be guarded under lockdown? If I know how to stop bleeding or prevent war, should I charge a fee to do so? In the financial world, some can look at numbers on a page and see opportunity where others only see figures. How much is it worth for them to provide the key?

If we know something could cause harm (like Schultz discovering yet another tunnel) should we offer to sell the information – or be paid to withhold it? For me, whatever I hear, I never heard. It just seems simpler.

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DISPATCHES » Road closing – The intersection of 106th Street and Lantern Road/USA Parkway will be closed to traffic for 45 days for roundabout construction. Drivers are advised to use Kincaid Drive to 96th Street to Cumberland Road or Lantern Road to 116th Street to Cumberland Road as detour routes. During this closure the public may access Lantern Road Elementary through 106th Street from the east and Lantern Road from the south. Access to Architectural Brick & Tile will be maintained on 106th Street from the west and Kincaid Drive from the south. » Nutrition classes – Community Hospital North is launching a program from the National Institutes of Health to address the growing obesity epidemic among youth. These We Can! Classes will be offered each Wednesday from 6:307:30 p.m., from Wednesday – Oct. 18. The cost of the program is $45 per family. The classes will be held in conference room A on the third floor of the professional building, 7250 Clearvista Parkway, located on the Community Hospital North campus. To learn more about the We Can! program at Community, or to register for a class, call 317-621-2840.

A big ol’ mess

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By Danielle WIlson I’m a mess right now, but luckily for your reading pleasure, I don’t mind sharing my rather embarrassing state of self.

My demise began a couple of days ago with a hemorrhoid the size of a toaster. Yeah, I said it, the real “H” word. If you’re uncomfortable now, you’d better quit reading. It’s only going to get worse. I ignored it as best I could, but by nightfall I was poppin’ ibuprofen like jelly beans and cursing myself for throwing away all the good netherworld ointments from my pregnancy days. I arose early the next morning so I could hit Meijer before the pain got too bad. Honestly I wanted to buy my Preparation H and Tucks before the busy hours, so I wouldn’t be purchasing those products in front of beautifully coiffed supermoms and disgustingly fit bachelors. Unfortunately, these products are not easily found, and I ended up combing the pharmacy aisles for several minutes. After four round-trips, misdirecting any observers by grabbing calcium and Band-Aids, I finally located the goods in the lower shelf of an unmarked section down from deodorant.

Despite my new meds, working from home and soaking in several requisite baths yesterday, my situation did not improve. So this morning, I repeated the treatment process. At noon, having cleverly smuggled my meds into the student-shared bathroom through my lunchbox, I

received another very unpleasant surprise. Aunt Flo had decided to visit early, and she was not in a good mood at all.

Somehow I muddled through the afternoon without a scene, and as I drove home. I focused on the last hurdle of the day before blissful full supination: Retrieve youngest from a play-date with a family I’d never met.

I arrived at the correct house and chatted briefly with the mom while my daughter collected her things. Then, just as we were leaving, I caught the heel of my boot on the top step of their expansive porch and tumbled all the way down to the sidewalk. I landed hard on all fours, but immediately jumped up, laughed and assured this woman I was perfectly fine- even though I was suffering mortal embarrassment and ungodly pain in equal measure. I limped to the van as quickly as I could.

And now, here I lie with skinned knees and hands, a shin with a massive goose egg, stomach and lower back cramps and a damned appliance hanging out of my backside. Yes, I am a big mess right now, but hopefully you can have a laugh at my expense. Peace out.

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» Community creates – The Hamilton County Artists’ Association will host the “Community Creates” Art Competition from Nov. 3 – Nov. 25. The competition is free and open to the public. Anyone in Hamilton County 16 or older can submit two pieces of art to be exhibited at the Hamilton County Art Center’s “Birdie Gallery.” Art should be no larger than 36” X 36” in any media. All artwork must be framed and ready to hang with flat hangers and wire. For more information, visit www.hcaa-in.org.

» Thanksgiving at The Mansion – Reservations are now available for the annual Thanksgiving dinner offered at The Mansion at Oak Hill, Nov. 24, 12:15 to 2:45 p.m.

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August home sales up in Fishers LOCAL REAL ESTATE

By Jim Litten Central Indiana real estate sales numbers for August show continued, albeit slow, market correction, as cautiously optimistic Hoosiers are buying homes in greater numbers.

In Fishers, pended home sales for the month of August were up 18.4 percent from the same time last year and inventory was down 22.8 percent, according to F.C. Tucker Company’s most recent housing report. The average sales price for homes in Fishers dipped a modest 4.8 percent – all signs the real estate market is further stabilizing.

In the nine-county central Indiana region tracked by Tucker, nearly 1,900 homes pended in August, an overall increase in pended sales of 7.4 percent over August 2010. The largest increases in pended home sales in August were seen in Hancock and Shelby counties with 33.3 and 32.3 percent increases over August 2010, respectively. Only Morgan County saw

a decrease in pended home sales, a 4.2 percent decrease from August 2010.

As home sellers seek to market their homes as quickly as possible, here are some tips to keep in mind: • First, make a good impression. Make sure your lawn, driveways, walkways, etc. are well maintained.

• Make the closets look as large as possible.

For some buyers, a small closet can be a deal breaker – remove or pack items that can be stored elsewhere.

• Eliminate clutter throughout the house.

A licensed real estate agent can walk you through the entire process from looking for homes to closing on the home of your dreams.

Jim Litten is the president of F.C. Tucker. Comment on this article by sending an email to editorial@ youarecurrent.com.

» Youth football to host Cancer Awareness Weekend – The Fishers-HSE Youth Football League will be hosting its first Cancer Awareness Weekend on Saturday. All football teams, cheerleaders and referees will be wearing pink socks to raise awareness and to help raise funds for cancer research and for Thomas Dye and the Dye family. Dye and his family participated for several years in the youth football league, and the league is hoping to raise funds for both cancer research and for the Dye family in connection with Thomas’ ongoing battle with cancer. The league is also selling cancer awareness t-shirts for $15. Donation jars will be available during all games on Saturday at both Mudsock Park and Cyntheanne Park. For more information regarding the Cancer Awareness Weekend, please contact League President Joe Olexa at joseph.olexa@mssb.com.

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First Gorgeous Gals! gala to honor women battling cancer editorial@youarecurrent.com

In October, Fishers will host the first annual Gorgeous Gals! gala honoring women battling cancer.

The event, sponsored by Affiliated Women International, will be held on Oct. 26, from 1-7 p.m. at the Forum Conference Center, 11313 USA Pkwy, Fishers.

Proceeds from the event go to Hello Gorgeous of Indiana, a non-profit organization that provides complimentary, professional makeovers and cosmetic education to women battling all cancers.

Participating with a booth at the event will be local author and entrepreneur, Darby Rae, whose first book, the romantic suspense thriller, “Merciful Law,” was released in March.

“I love writing strong female characters – and these courageous women who have stayed strong during their battle with cancer are an inspiration to all of us,” Rae said.

“I am thrilled and honored to be part of the Gorgeous Gals event – it is so worthwhile and Hello Gorgeous is an amazing organization. The gift they give to women fighting cancer is both beautiful and empowering.”

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Enter Current’s ‘Halloween Writing Contest’

Teacher of the Month deadline extended

Current in Fishers Have a ghostly good time by showing off your creative writing talents during the Current in Fishers’ Halloween Writing Contest.

The contest is open to anyone who has a Fishers mailing address and winners will be selected in the following categories: youth ages 13 and younger through Oct. 17; and anyone ages 13 and older on Oct. 17.

The rules of the contest are simple: have fun, don’t write longer than 450 words and make sure the writing is your own. Email your story in a Word or compatible document to jordan@youarecurrent.com no later than noon on Oct. 17. Be sure to include your name, address, phone number and birthday/age. Please include Halloween Writing Contest in the email subject heading.

Stories can also be mailed to Current Publishing, 30 S. Range Line Road, Carmel 46032.

First-place winners in each category will have their stories and author photo published in Current in Fishers and stories written about them and their efforts. Select stories will be published on Current’s website, www.youarecurrent.com, for your enjoyment.

Students have until Sept. 30 to nominate their teacher to be ‘Marco’s Teacher of the Month’

By Jordan Fischer jordan@youarecurrent.com The deadline to nominate a teacher in the Hamilton Southeastern School District for the September Marco’s Teacher of the Month award has been extended to Sept.

30.

Due to technical issues with our email server, Current asks any nominations previously made be resubmitted. We appreciate your patience with this.

To be eligible, nominees must work within the Hamilton Southeastern School District. Fishers residency is not a requirement.

To nominate a teacher you feel goes above and beyond the call of duty, or is deserving of recognition, send your name, address, telephone number and a 100-word summary of why your teacher should be honored to jordan@youarecurrent.com.

In good company COMMENTARY

By Susan Bryant In the weeks I’ve written this column I’ve tried to present topical parenting issues and the different perspectives people have about them.

Lately it’s occurred to me it may seem like many problems we face are unique to our current time; however, parents have really always had the same fundamental issues to grapple with.

Although it’s new territory for us, generations have been through this process. So, in that vein, here are some thoughts I’ve borrowed from parents past and present.

“Motherhood is like Albania – you can’t trust the description in the books, you have to go there.”

– Marni Jackson I read a lot of parenting books when I was pregnant. I literally took every class the hospital offered on taking care of newborns. Then I reread the books. Taking care of babies was still more overwhelming, more humbling and more joyful than I ever could have imagined. It’s an experience that can’t be conveyed, but going through it gives you a hundred kindred spirits.

“If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do well matters that much.” – Jackie Kennedy This one does put the pressure on us, but I think it’s true. It keeps whatever competing areas you might have in your life in the proper

perspective.

“A rich child often sits in a poor mother’s lap.” – Danish proverb In our affluent area, it’s easy to feel like giving kids the latest computer game or Aeropostale shirt is a mandatory part of somehow showing them you care. I like this quote because it’s a reminder that the most valuable things we can give our children can’t be purchased.

“Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.” – Harold S. Hulbert We don’t always remember children are not miniature adults. They’re new at this, too. And even when they look grown up, they aren’t. They need our patience, acceptance and love even when we feel like our resources are depleted.

“A woman is like a tea bag – only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.” – Nancy Reagan Sometimes it’s not until we’re tested as parents that we know what we can really handle.

And you can be sure that our children are watching and learning from our method.

“The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill Enough said.

Susan Bryant is a freelance writer and mother of two in Fishers. You can reach her at susanbryant7@gmail.com

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Mercedes advertises bad grammar GRAMMAR LESSON

By Brandie Bohney When I was teaching, I had two exchange students from Germany grace my classrooms.

Both kids were a treat, and both agreed English grammar, while complex, is much easier than German grammar. I don’t speak German, so I can’t attest to that, but if German car manufacturer Mercedes-Benz is any indication, English grammar must not be as easy as my exchange students indicated. (The German students I had were both brilliant, so maybe they’re an unfair reference).

In a recent commercial for a new coupe, the Mercedes touts, “More power, more style, more technology, less doors.”

I find the new signs encouraging because I no longer need to feel like a grammatical traitor for shopping at Wal-Mart anymore.

Less doors? Really? Last time I checked, doors were countable.

Things that are counted (doors, shoes, nudists) are not compared with less; they are compared with fewer. Things that must be measured (sugar, milk, craziness) are compared with less.

So you can have less power, less style and less technology, but you have fewer doors.

Mercedes has been scolded for this error, and I’ve seen the commercial only twice. Perhaps it has pulled it. Perhaps it’ll redo the voiceover.

Perhaps it’ll issue a public statement urging people to use fewer and less correctly. Perhaps not.

On the flip side of this ugly error on Mercedes’ part, anyone who has been to the improved Wal-Mart in Westfield on U.S. 31 may note that the cost-cutting giant has finally heeded the lessversus-fewer advice of grammarians: the express lane signs now read, “12 Items or Fewer.” If only I had pom-pons, I would be cheering. Wal-Mart, among many, many other retailers, has been chided in the past for its grammatically incorrect “12 Items or Less” signage.

I find the new signs encouraging because I no longer need to feel like a grammatical traitor for shopping at Wal-Mart anymore.

But I’ll not be purchasing a Mercedes. And it will no longer be just because I can’t afford one.

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DISPATCHES » Foundation Fall Grant – Applications for the Hamilton Southeastern Schools Foundation Fall Grant are now available online at www.hse.k12.in.us/ADM/foundation/grants.aspx. Grants are available for educators to support innovative programs that enhance students’ educational growth. » 6th Grade Immunizations – Parents of 5th grade students, and those transferring from out of state, should be aware of Indiana’s new immunization requirements for 6th grade students. Students now must show proof of the following immunizations: 3 Hepatitis B, 5 DTaP, 4 Polio, 2 MMR, 2 Varicella (Chickenpox), 1 Tdap (Tetanus & Pertussis), & 1 MCV (Meningococcal). For more information, visit www.hse.k12.in.us/ADM/services/ health, or www.doe.in.gov. » Science celebration – On Oct. 8 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Hoosier families, educators and kids of all ages are invited to attend the first-ever Celebrate Science Indiana event at the State Fairgrounds.

The event will highlight the fun and importance of science education with hands-on activities and engaging presentations. Admission is free, and attendees can park on the fair grounds for $3. For more information on the event, visit www.celebratescienceindiana.org.

Fishers Elementary named National Blue Ribbon School editorial@youarecurrent.com The U.S. Department of Education has named Fishers Elementary a 2011 National Blue Ribbon School.

The Blue Ribbon award recognizes public and private elementary, middle and high schools who are either academically superior, or have made dramatic gains in student achievement and helped close gaps in achievePrincipal Patricia Bittinger Mansfield and fourth ment. The school is one of 304 grade teacher Kerri Rhodes, a member of the School across the country to receive the Improvement Team, will travel to Washington, D.C., honor. in November for presentation of the award.

“We are thrilled,” said Principal Patricia Bittinger Mansfield. “Our entire to be the best they can be!” staff goes above and beyond to meet all students’ Blue Ribbon Award selection is based on one needs. The staff is dedicated and committed of two criteria: to doing whatever it takes to help a child be • Schools whose students, regardless of backsuccessful.” ground, achieve in the top 10 percent of Mansfield said much of the credit for the their state on state tests, or in the case of schools’ success belongs with parent volunteers. private schools in the top 10 percent of the “The FES parents are a huge factor with our nation on nationally-normed tests; or students’ success,” Mansfield said. “We com• Schools with at least 40 percent of their municate the same language of respect, responstudents from disadvantaged backgrounds sibility and resourcefulness to the students. The who demonstrate dramatic improvement of collaboration between staff and parents makes student performance to high levels on state our students aware we are all working for them tests or nationally-normed tests.

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Entertainment Kinghts of Valour Joust Troupe Champions Arena - 12:30 p.m. and 4 p.m.

Entertaining audiences nationwide with awardwinning shows of horsemanship, bravery and chivalry, these knights will thrill you as they class in fullcontact jousting astride magnificent war horses.

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The Fishers Renaissance Faire rolls back into town this weekend bringing pirates, jesters and jousts along with it.

By Jordan Fischer jordan@youarecurrent.com For two days next month, a patch of the Saxony development will be transformed into “Byllerica” as the sixth annual Fishers Renaissance Faire rolls into town, with all of its 16th Century flair.

Set in 1582, this year’s “Feast of Fools”themed faire will feature everything from singing pirates to jousting – and that’s real jousting, mind you.

The annual event is a labor of love for more than 160 volunteers, many of whom have spent the last year making their period costumes, learning to speak in a British accent, and even practicing a bit of stage combat.

“Our volunteers make us so successful,” said Adam Fivush, who has served as the faire’s chairman since 2008. “Nobody gets any money out of it, from the top down. We do it because it fun. It’s just a really nice feeling.”

Two days in 1582

“Last year, our story for the faire started out with there not being a mayor,” Fivush said.

“He had left town and not returned. This year, when the Queen arrives for her annual progress (visit), he still hasn’t returned, so the townspeople decide they’re going to pick a new mayor. But none of them want the job, so they pick the Queen’s jester.”

The story will unfold further throughout each day of the faire, beginning at 9:30 a.m. with a special introductory performance for early birds. The gates open at 10 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday, and close at 6 p.m. All performances and attractions occur on both days.

Aside from the overarching narrative, the faire includes the Society of Creative Anachronism, which offers fairgoers the chance to see and participate in archery, fencing and

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pike demos, the Hey Nonnny Nonny Players, a pirate-themed group which offers a “piratical” perspective on classic fairytales, and the Knights of Valour joust.

“The number one draw for the faire has got to be the joust,” Fivush said. “They are full-tilt jousting. To them, it’s like a sport – the original extreme sport. And it’s fun to watch. It’s not something you can see just anywhere.”

And, of course, there’s the faire food, including turkey legs, “dirty, kinky spuds” – potatoes

Live Music The Queen’s Madrigal Choir Canterbury Commons Stage - 10:30 a.m.

The Food Court - 12:45 p.m.

Drunk & Sailor Tye Common Stage - 11 a.m.

Red Lion Beer Garden - 1 p.m.

Tansfield Stage - 2:15 p.m.

Tye Common Stage - 3:15 p.m.

3 Pints Gone Tye Commons Stage - 10:15 a.m.

Canterbury Commons 12 p.m.

Tye Common Stage - 1:30 p.m.

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Off Keel Tye Common Stage - 11:45 a.m.

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Minstrel Woode Food Court - 11 a.m.

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turned into long curly fries using a drill – and, for those 21-and-over, honey mead from Oliver Winery, in the Goose Island Beer Pavilion.

Friends and family

According to Fivush, the faire started from a desire to further celebrate the Town of Fishers’ sister city connection with Billericay, England.

But as much as the faire is about celebrating connections abroad, Fivush said, it’s also about friends and family right at home. To facilitate this, everything, Fivush said, is kid-friendly, from the Punch & Judy Puppet Show to the Kiwanis “Karnivale.”

Fivush and wife Andrea, who serves as the cast director for the faire, said their fellow volunteers have become like a second family to them over the years.

“When we first moved here, we didn’t know anybody,” Fivush said. “Now, we have almost 200 friends we work with over the year. A lot of them have become like family to us.”

Incidentally, Fivush met his wife while working at a Renaissance faire in North Carolina. He said though he’s been involved in Renaissance faires for more than 20 years, they still haven’t lost their charm.

“It’s the romance, the adventure,” he said.

“I’m a hopeless romantic.”

Tansfield Stage - 11 a.m., 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m., & 5 p.m.

Fishers’ very own land-locked pirates make their triumphant return to the stage as they retell some of your favorite fairy tales of olde with a convoluted piratical flaire.

Mayor’s Welcome to the Queen High Street Stage - 11:45 a.m. Byllerica welcomes Queen Elizabeth to town with song an merriment and perchance a ship to ship battle? And was that a sea monster chasing Captains Drake, Frobisher and Hawkins down the lane?

Molotov the Gypsy Tansfield Stage - 11:15 a.m., 1:15 p.m., 2:45 p.m., 5:15 p.m. The crafty scoundrel Molotov delights and entertains with a hilarious mixture of magic, juggling, fire-eating and outrageous stunts.

Shattered Shakespeare Cantebury Commons Stage - 11:15 a.m., 1:15 p.m., 3:15 p.m., 5:15 p.m. A two-man, comedy Shakespeare show shatterin 400 years of classical theatre in 25 minutes or less! Enjoy their take on classics like Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth and Green Eggs & Hamlet. Hilarious antics for the whole family!

Knotty Bits Tansfield Stage - 10:30 a.m., 12 p.m., 2 p.m., 3:30 p.m.

A family friendly sideshow act that presents traditional feats of daring and skill with a healthy dose of humor. See impossible feats such as walking on broken glass, lying on beds of swards, foreign objects thrust up the nose, tricks with a bullwhip, dancing with fire and more. The daring Sylver Fyre will also perform a veil dance dangling 20 feet above the ground before plunging down to the ground (and catching her fall mere inches from the ground).

Punch & Judy Puppet Show Near the Food Court - 10:45 a.m., 12 p.m., 1:15 p.m., 3 p.m. Mousetrap Puppet Theater brings a traditional show loved by children of all ages, complete with chases, sausages, slapstick and plenty of confusion to go around.

Dustfynger The Fishers Renaissance Faire opens its gates at 10 a.m. on Saturday and Sunday, and closes at 6 p.m. Admission is $10 for those 13-and-older, and $5 for children between 5-12. Children under 5 can get in free. For more information, visit http:// fishersrenfaire.com.

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Canterbury Commons Stage - 2 p.m. & 2:45 p.m.

10 minute show. A newcomer to our faire stage, he dances with fire. Cheer him on for his debut.

Cast Parade Daily at 11:15 a.m.

Fool’s Parade Daily at 5:15 p.m.

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DISPATCHES » October gardening tips – 1. Apples keep well for about six months at temperatures between 32 and 45 degrees. 2. A Styrofoam chest or a double cardboard box in a cool mudroom or cellar can approximate root cellar conditions. Remember to give your apples an occasional change of air. Apple cider may be frozen after first pouring off a small amount to allow for expansion. 3. Store beans in a moisture-proof, airtight container.

Beans will stale and toughen over time even when stored properly.

-www.almanac.com » Civic’s capital campaign – Booth Tarkington Civic Theatre’s capital campaign, The Incredible Journey, has been raising funds since Jan. 1 and will continue until 2014. Support generated through the campaign will aid in fulfilling the terms of Civic’s 100-year lease at the Tarkington, augmenting and replenishing Civic’s endowment, and providing capacity growth and program support. Major donors who support Civic Theatre with gifts of $100,000 or more will be honored with naming rights to specific areas of the Tarkington Theatre in Carmel. Call 924-6770, ext. 20206 for details.

Now – Oct. 9 Beef & Boards Dinner Theatre: Singin’ in the Rain 9301 N. Michigan Road, Carmel Details and ticket information available online at www.beefandboards.com.

Sept. 22 – Oct. 23 Phoenix Theatre: Spring Awakening 749 N. Park Ave., Indianapolis In “Spring Awakening” adolescents discover the inner and outer tumult of their sensuality.

Details: For tickets visit www.phoenixtheatre.org or call 635-7529 Oct. 28 – Nov. 2 Booth Tarkington Civic Theatre: Amadeus 3 Center Green, Suite 200, Carmel Peter Shaffer’s award-winning “Amadeus” combines fiction and history to explore the dramatic

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» Audition notice – Auditions for the comedy “The Perfume Shop,” a new adaptation of “Parfumerie” by E. P. Dowdall, will be held at 7 p.m. on Oct. 2, and Oct. 4, at the Belfry Theatre, 10690 Greenfield Ave., east of Noblesville off of Ind. 37. For details, visit www. thebelfrytheatre.com. » Perfect pizza pairings – Looking for the right beer to pair with your garden pizza?

Look for a brew without overpowering flavors, such as a lager or a less yeasty witbier, so the pizza’s fresh, subtle flavors can shine. Spicier pizzas, on the other hand, call for spicier beers. Go for an India Pale Ale. If you’re not a hop-head, the malty sweetness of brown ales works well with the sweeter elements on the pizza.

-www.eatingwell.com » Wine dinner – Donatello’s Italian Restaurant, 9 W. Main Street in the Carmel Arts & Design District, will host its third wine dinner on Oct. 18. Carroll Wine and Spirits, a local purveyor of international wines, has paired a different wine with each course. The event starts at 7 p.m. with dinner starting at 7:30 p.m. Tickets cost $80 per person, which includes tax and tip. Call Donatello’s at 564-4790 to buy tickets.

rivalry between Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Antonio Salieri, the late 18th century court composer for the Emperor of Austria, who escorts the audience through his recollection of the events leading to Mozart’s death.

Details: For tickets visit www.civictheatre.org or call 317-843-3800.

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Oct. 28 – Nov. 20 Actors Theatre of Indiana: Forbidden Broadway 160 W. Carmel Drive, Suite #207, Carmel Journey through more than 20 Broadway shows and spend the evening with Carol Channing, Julie Andrews, Ethel Merman, not to mention the casts of “The Lion King”, “Wicked”, “Mamma Mia”, “Hairspray” and so many more in this entertaining tribute to some of Broadway’s greatest shows and stars.

Details: For tickets, visit www.actorstheatreofindiana.org or call 317-669-7983. information, call 770-9020.

Friday – Blonde Sonja Saturday – Sour Mash Moon Dog Tavern, 825 E 96th St., Indianapolis, 46240. Call 575-6364 for more information.

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Barley Island Brewing Co. The scoop: Jeff Eaton started Barley Island Brewing Co. in Noblesville in December 1999 and the restaurant and brewery expanded into bottling beer in 2003. Open for lunch or dinner, the Noblesville location can be found on downtown square and offers outdoor seating, live entertainment and video games.

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Slow Grilled Southwestern Pork Tacos Directions

Mix the orange juice, garlic, peppers, chili powder, allspice and kosher salt together. Transfer the mixture to a gallon zip-lock bag and add the pork. Let pork marinate overnight or longer.

Ingredients

Brenda Stratton Owner, The Harbour’s Café in Noblesville Where do you like to eat? The Ram What do you like to eat at the Ram? They have the best salmon in the world and I don’t like salmon if that tells you anything.

Why do you like the Ram? Friendly atmosphere, great food, the waiters are courteous and it’s relatively quick for a sit down restaurant.

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This version of the World War I-era cocktail incorporates light citrus flavors and Crown Royal, a blended Canadian whiskey.

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Ingredients: 1 ounce(s) Crown Royal Special Reserve, 1/4 ounce triple sec, 2 ounces sweet and sour mix, 1 wedge lime Directions: 1. Add Crown Royal Special Reserve, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix.

2. Shake with ice and strain into chilled sugar-rimmed cocktail glass. 3. Garnish with lime wedge.

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gloves before you move sausages on the grill. The water in the gloves drip, and the water helps cool the fire. I suggest simple white work gloves you can toss into the washing machine to clean and sterilize after the tailgate party. The juiciest bratwurst is Johnsonville Original bratwursts.

Juicy bratwurst Ingredients: 2 packs of Johnsonville Original bratwurst, 1 Bottle of your favorite beer, Water, 10 sausage buns, 1 medium onion pealed Preparation: 1. Pour one bottle of beer into a large pot and turn the heat to high. 2. Add the peeled onion and the bratwurst.

3. Fill the empty beer bottle with water and add the water until the brats are covered. 4.

Bring the liquid to a boil then

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turn it down to simmer for 20 minutes. 5. Cool the brats by removing the hot water and adding cold water. 6. Be careful not to break the bratwurst’s casings. 7. Refrigerate the cooled brats in two sealable plastic bags.

Game day: 1.Take the brat packages to the game in your food cooler, and only open one package at a time. 2. Wear gloves while placing the brats

on a medium-high grill. 3. Turn the brats four times to brown all sides. 4. Serve on buns slathered with French’s Spicy Brown Mustard 5. Chopped onions and dill pickles are optional condiments 6. Brats should be cooked to 180 degrees.

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Pull pork from the grill and slice thinly. Serve with warm tortillas and your favorite taco toppings such as fresh Indiana tomatoes, avocado, Queso Blanco or Co-jack cheese, and shredded lettuce.

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The next day, remove the pork from the marinade and transfer to a 225 degree grill. Grill low and slow over indirect heat for 3 to 4 hours or until the internal temperature of the pork reaches 160 degrees. Turn only 6 times during this low and slow grilling process.

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DISPATCHES » Free remodeling seminar – Join Case Design/ Remodeling for a free 90-minute seminar on kitchen and bath remodeling Sept. 29, 7 p.m. at the Indiana Design Center, 200 South Range Line Road, Carmel. Register at Carmel.CaseRemodeling.com or call 846-2600. » Amani jewelry parties give back – Bring Amani bead creations and Kenyan market items to you and your friends or coworkers by booking fall and holiday gatherings now through Indy Amani Children’s Foundation. Amani offers bracelets, keychains, necklaces, earrings, Kenyan scarves, bags, baskets and more. All money earned goes to support New Life Homes in Kenya. Learn more at www.indyamani.webs.com. » Sleep on it – At last, a use for those ancient tees stuffed in the back of your drawer: supersoft rollers.

“In French, it’s called en papillote, and it gives you loose curls overnight,” says stylist Ward Stegerhoek.

To get romantic ringlets, shower at night and rake a mousse (he likes Living Proof Full Thickening Mousse, $26) through damp hair. Cut a T-shirt into 6 inches by 1 inch strips, double them up, and wind big sections of hair around them. Roll each one up like a curler, tie the ends in a knot, and hit the sack.

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It’s all in how you frame it COMMENTARY

By Vicky Earley I just got off the phone with our art broker and the frame we had selected for a number of our oil paintings arrived damaged. He would like my authorization to substitute.

Not on your life, buddy.

Bottom line, a great frame can turn a grocery store receipt into a fabulous piece of art. The wrong frame can turn a Picasso into something ready for a ride to Goodwill.

The starting point for framing is the type of art. Water colors, prints, posters and diplomas are typically framed with mat board and glass. Sentimentally-valuable pieces or monetarily-valuable pieces should be framed with materials providing acid and protection against ultraviolet rays.

An ornate, somewhat formal feeling frame works best with traditional art depicting the 17 and 18th century styles, as well as Victorian and English country.

A frame with cleaner lines would work well with most other forms of art, including modern and abstract.

Be careful not to allow the frame overwhelm the art. This can happen when a heavy frame is placed around a delicate piece of art.

In all cases, consider the size of the frame,

and how it works relative to the art.

I wish for a hard-and-fast rule I could share, but usually it is best to rely on the eye of the professional framer who has touched thousands of pieces of art. Professionals know what works and what does not.

Use the same or similar frames and mats to unite a grouping. Photographs or black and white drawings blend nicely when they are edged with the same frame.

In general, frames of a similar style and feel provide a harmonious look to a space.

If you are a courageous decorator, mix it up with your framing. A good result can be one of those looks you see photographed for a design magazine. A design provoking you to stop, ponder and think about why it looks so great.

One of my favorite methods of framing is no frame at all. It is a canvas stretching over a deep canvas so no wood or staples are showing. Typically the sides are part of the art. This method of canvas mounting is perfect for contemporary and modern abstract art.

Vicky Earley is the principal designer for Artichoke Designs in downtown Carmel. If you have an interior design question, please contact artichokedesigns@aol.com.

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Fun facts of landscaping LANDSCAPING

By Randy Sorell Where do we source the plants for our incredible landscape projects? 95 percent come from a few local growers who also function as re-wholesalers. Brehob Nursery and Blue Grass Farms are the areas’ largest. We prefer Perennials Plus for perennials and Heartland for annuals. Occasionally, Jeff Salsberry allows me access to his personal stash of great trees. Generally, plants grown in local soils thrive better than those sourced from out of state.

Are we green? We were greenish long before the nation realized what it was. Most materials are purchased very local with a small carbon footprint, and we love using natural stone from quarries within a few hundred miles. We typically recycle pallets, plant containers and project debris. Our handyman projects often employ low voc paints, smart appliances and water fixtures. But, our industry-standard trucks and equipment are embarrassing fuel hogs.

Favorite trees and shrubs? It’s project specific.

But, I love the multi-stem serviceberry tree and I will plant a dogwood whenever the rare placement allows. Native flowering shrubs, fothergilla and sweetspire are an addiction. I’m in rehab for it.

Men wonder if I like my Chevy Avalanche.

I love it. It’s paid for, and it looks brand-spanking new.

It is nicely detailed, and holds my bike snuggly in the back. Plus, it has 151,000 memory-packed miles on it.

I’ve been challenged to take it to 200,000 miles. Miller Auto Care is happy about it.

What are the next trends? Creating shade, natural stone patios, clay pavers, plants with the capacity to survive extreme conditions, smart water usage, bell-bottom jeans and resurrecting creativity.

At a Safe Families for Children fundraising event, Gorgeous Gretchen, a neighbor and very smart Lilly executive, wondered how a person gets a vision for their space. This is when I get to ask the questions. How do you see yourself in this space? What kind of furniture do you have in mind? What’s your budget? Do you entertain much? We look at other project photos for clues and gradually wonder into a very happy place.

Randy Sorrell is president of SURROUNDINGS by NatureWorks+, a Carmel home improvement firm.

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Overcoming kitchen shortcomings COMMENTARY

By David Decker Last year, our client Brenda vowed it would be her last holiday season spent fighting the shortcomings of a 20-year-old kitchen.

Since her family is raised and has moved away, holidays have become a special event for the kids, family and friends when they arrive for Thanksgiving and Christmas. She wanted the meal preparation to be equally happy.

“We all learn to work in and around the inconveniences often built into our older kitchens, but it doesn’t mean we necessarily learn to like them,” said Joe Evans, a staff member who planned Brenda’s custom kitchen improvement.

Many Hamilton County homes were built in 1980s and 1990s eras. Brenda and her family moved into the house six years ago, and dealt with existing inconveniences…

An oven built into the island, exactly opposite the dishwasher so the doors banged into each other, the microwave sat on a counter, and the appliances (some original) all pre-dated Brenda’s family’s arrival.

Nearly half the pantry’s storage space was wasted because the shelves were in the back, and items stored on the pantry floor were in the way.

A built-in desk by the kitchen telephone was a handy idea in 1980, but any chair would block the walk-thru corridor. The desktop was too small, and a junk collector.

Recessed ceiling lights left the island dark and

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Removing the desktop, and installing modern pantry shelving led to more storage and more cabinets. The desktop’s removal allowed the oven and microwave to be moved into a wall unit. Under-cabinet lighting and pendant lights over the island brightened the room to solve the shadow problem.

The kitchen improved even more after installing all-new cabinets and fixtures, exceptional quality appliances, and granite counters. Brenda has a whole new kitchen and a happy attitude toward cooking for the holidays.

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DISPATCHES » Bone drug lowers cancer risk – A new study adds to evidence that bone drugs may play a role in suppressing cancer development, although there is still no proof that taking the medications would stave off malignancies. The drugs, called bisphosphonates, have been linked both to fewer cases of cancer and an increased risk of certain thigh fractures and serious jaw problems.

-www.foxnews.com » Eat more cabbage – One cup of chopped cabbage has just 22 calories, and it’s loaded with valuable nutrients. At the top of the list is sulforaphane, a chemical that increases your body’s production of enzymes that disarm cell-damaging free radicals and reduce your risk of cancer.

In fact, Stanford University scientists determined that sulforaphane boosts your levels of these cancer-fighting enzymes higher than any other plant chemical.

How to eat it: Put cabbage on your burgers to add a satisfying crunch. Or, for an even better sandwich topping or side salad, try an Asian-style slaw.

-Men’s Health » Lower cholesterol with fiber – Research suggests that increasing soluble fiber intake by 5 to 10 grams each day may result in a 5 percent drop in LDL cholesterol. Start the day with a cup of oatmeal, put a half cup of beans on your salad at lunch, eat broccoli with dinner and snack on an orange or a pear and you’ll easily meet the target range.

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Tired eye treatments COMMENTARY

By Barry Eppley Aging is inevitable and it begins to appear around the eyes first. Although eyelid and brow lifts provide immediate and significant improvements, many would prefer to lessen these eye flaws without the costs and recovery of an operation.

There are a variety of non-surgical eye treatments combining neurotoxins, fillers, lasers devices and topical products; the patient’s age often determines which treatment is used. Those in their 30s and 40s usually just need Botox to control their frowning and squinting wrinkles.

Fillers and light and laser treatments are added for those in their 40s and 50s. At age 50 and beyond, surgery is needed to remove extra upper eyelid skin and lower eyelid bags. But these nonsurgical treatments are still needed to preserve one’s surgical investment.

Botox is the most known name when it comes to facial wrinkle reduction by injection; two other injection drugs, Dysport and Xeomin, are also available. Although some believe one is better than the other, they all are comparable. They all take a few days to a week to start working and their effects will last three to four months. One is not more powerful than the other nor does one cost less. These injections are given by the unit and the cost per unit varies

for each one but so does how they are prepared.

As such their treatment costs are all about the same.

Although Botox is the most common nonsurgical eye treatment, injectable fillers can also play a role. Many people will develop shadowing and tear troughs under the lower eyelid, sometimes as early as their late 30s. This can be treated with fillers to plump the area out.

Although they are over a dozen types of injectable fillers, the hyaluronic acid-based fillers (e.g., Restylane and Juvederm) are preferred.

They can be delivered under the thin tissues of the lower eyelids with a low risk of lumps and irregularities.

Although eye wrinkles can be held in check with Botox and fillers, they can’t reverse certain skin problems. Blood vessels and brown spots can be removed with pulsed light treatments.

These are often confused with lasers which they are not. When it comes to improving skin texture and reducing fine lines and wrinkles, laser resurfacing can provide improvements beyond what an eyelid lift can do.

Dr. Eppley is an Indianapolis board-certified plastic surgeon.

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» Inflamed gums could mean… – Inflamed gums could mean that you’re knocked up. “Your dentist is often the first to know,” says Sassan Rastegar, D. D. S., a dentist in New York City. “Swollen gums are one of the early side effects of the hormonal changes that come with pregnancy.”

If your gums are puffy or bleed when you floss—and your period is late—it may be time to take a pregnancy test.

-www.today.msnbc.com » Free sleep seminar – Are you having trouble sleeping or have you been told that you snore too much? Join Dr. John Finley Oct. 11 at Riverview Hospital in Noblesville for a free seminar discussing sleep disorders. The event will take place at 6 p.m. in the Krieg DeVault Conference Room, lower level of the Women’s Pavilion (entrance 11). A light dinner will be provided. To register, visit riverview.org or call 770-5835.

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By Jordan Fischer jordan@youarecurrent.com The first Honor Flights took off in 2005, carrying 12 World War II veterans to the memorial in their honor in Washington, D.C. Six years later, the Honor Flight Network has transported more than 63,000 veterans of WWII, Korea and Vietnam to see their respective memorials in the nation’s capitol – all at no cost to the veterans themselves.

For John Gagnon, who traveled with his father Jack as a “guardian” on an Honor Flight Sept. 14, the program represented an opportunity to pay respect to a generation that gave its all to America.

“These guys, for the most part, all grew up during the Great Depression,” Gagnon said. “Then when they came of age, we had the war, and we shipped them off halfway around the world to fight. When they came back, we had our industrial revolution, and these guys were the ones who were rebuilding the country.”

“So (Honor Flight) said, ‘The least we can do is give these guys a free trip to Washington, D.C., to see the memorial they were responsible for,’” Gagnon added.

Saluting our heroes Honor Flight’s motto comes from cowboy-actor Will Rogers, who said, “We can’t all be heroes. Some of us have to stand on the curb and clap as they go by.”

To that end, the Honor Flight Network aggressively seeks donations, and corporate partnerships with organizations such as Southwest Airlines, to fly as many veterans as possible to their memorial.

In 2005, the first year of the program, 137 veterans were transported to Washington, D.C. Last year, more than 22,000 veterans were given the opportunity to visit the memorials honoring their service and sacrifice to this country.

Priority is given to terminally ill veterans and veterans of WWII. Department of Veterans Affairs estimates say approximately 1,000 of the latter pass away every day. As the program continues, priority will continue to Korean War, Vietnam War, and other veterans on a chronological basis. The goal is to help every American veteran who is willing and able to visit their memorial.

A group of WWII veterans posing before their memorial in Washington, D.C. According to Gagnon, Honor Flights goes above and beyond simply providing transportation to veterans in its mission to pay tribute to them.

“The utmost respect was paid to them,” Gagnon said. “They didn’t have to go through the TSA at the airport. They let them go without being screened, and without the hassle of taking their shoes off. The TSA even lined up outside the airplane and gave them a full color-guard salute as the plane pulled away from the airport.”

When they arrived, Gagnon said uniformed GIs were

there to greet them, and to shake each veteran’s hand.

Gagnon’s father served in the infantry during WWII. While deployed in Manila, he was injured, and later awarded a Purple Heart for his service. Gagnon said his father was “absolutely overwhelmed” by the trip.

The Honor Flight Network offers transportation to Washington, D.C., from “regional hubs,” of which two are located in Indiana – the Greater Lafayette Honor Flight and Honor Flight Northeast Indiana, in Huntertown. There is also a hub in Cincinnati.

For more information about Honor Flight Network, or to find an application, visit www.honorflight.org, or call 937-521-2400.

To email for an application directly, write veteran-application@ honorflight.org.

It’s Golden | Current Publishing Special Section | It’s Golden Music and war – Wednesday at 11:30 a.m. Linda Pohly, professor of music history at Ball State University, will speak at PrimeLife Enrichment, 1078 Third Ave. SW, Carmel, about the many connections between music and war, two human endeavors that seem constant over time and geography. Listening examples will reflect several musical styles and uses. Audience members are invited to bring a written paragraph about their own recollections of music tied to war which may be shared at the event. Open to members and non-members. Free Lunch provided by Second Helpings. Registration requested; call 815-7000.

Diabetes doubles Alzheimer’s risk - People with diabetes are at increased risk of having a heart attack or stroke. But that’s not the only worry: Diabetes appears to dramatically increase a person’s risk of developing Alzheimer’s disease or other types of dementia later in life, according to a new study conducted in Japan. In the study, which included more than 1,000 men and women over age 60, researchers found that people with diabetes were twice as likely as the other study participants to develop Alzheimer’s disease within 15 years. They were also 1.75 times more likely to develop dementia of any kind.

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Dispelling flu myths COMMENTARY

By Dr. Jugnoo Husain According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), influenza (flu) season usually begins around October and can last up to May. Despite it being a common illness, misconceptions about influenza are widespread.

So, here are some myths – and realities – about the flu: Myth 1: You can catch the flu from going out in cold weather without a coat or with wet hair. Wrong. The flu is by caused by the influenza virus, NOT by exposure to cold. Because flu season coincides with cold weather, the two are often mistakenly linked. People get sick more often in the winter because they tend to stay indoors and are more likely to spread germs to one another.

Myth 2: Antibiotics can fight the flu. Antibiotics work against bacteria, but they’re absolutely useless against viruses like influenza. Moreover, taking unnecessary antibiotics increases development of resistant bacteria. Antibiotics are useful only if a secondary bacterial infection develops as a complication of the flu.

Myth 3: The flu vaccine can give you the flu. No, the injectable flu vaccines only contain dead virus, so it is impossible for them to cause infection. The nasal spray vaccine does contain one type of live, but weakened, virus and it

causes few, if any, symptoms in healthy people.

Some people do get sick after their flu shot, but they are either already incubating the virus, are exposed to a strain different from the viruses included in the vaccine, or have an illness due to an unrelated cold virus. The vaccine ends up getting blamed, erroneously.

Myth 4: There’s no treatment for the flu.

Antiviral medications can help reduce symptom severity and shorten the duration of disease communicability. However, antivirals are mostly helpful when taken within the first 48 hours of illness.

Myth 5: Immunity may decline before the flu season ends if you get vaccinated in September; or by January it’s too late to get the vaccine. No and no. According to the CDC, immunity from vaccination lasts throughout the season.

September through November are optimal flu-shot months, but late vaccination can still be beneficial as long as influenza is circulating. Because seasonal influenza often peaks in January and February, a late vaccination can still provide protection and prevent much misery.

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On Wednesday Smith will host an on-site training session at The Stratford, an active retirement community in Carmel. She has been a leading force in the wellness industry since 1980, and her diverse capabilities cover all aspects of fitness. As she turned 60 this year, Smith launched a new agefighting workout Smith line called Ageless with Kathy Smith specifically targeted for the unique needs of the Baby Boomer generation and beyond.

Nearly 30 years in the making, the Ageless series is a total-body workout designed to shape lean muscle while increasing bone density and stamina. The end result, Smith says, is a youthful, healthy body crafted from just 15-minute videos that work within the framework of Boomers’ busy lives. As adults age, their muscle mass has a tendency to wither away, making those individuals more susceptible to life-altering events such as fractures resulting from falls.

Through a holistic approach to the aging process, Smith shows older adults how to maintain their physical health as they age.

A mother of two daughters, Smith has sold more than $50 million in infomercial products featuring her motivational skills and more than 16 million workout videos worldwide (inducting her into the Video Hall of Fame). She also recently became spokesperson for ICAA (International Council on Active Aging), leading their mission to promote healthy, active living for adults ages 50-plus.

The training session will go from 1 to 4 p.m.

The Stratford is at 2460 Glebe St., Carmel. For more information, call 733-9560.

Less is more in fitness Commentary

By Marcia Wilson Last weekend my sister fell off her bike. Apparently it was pretty spectacular and she was scraped up from her shoulder to her toes. Did I mention she is sixty-something and was at the 59-mile mark of her ride? She wanted to finish the ride, but since her helmet sustained a pretty good dent her husband suggested she go to the emergency room and have her head examined! First the nurse brought her a couple of pills, but after she asked what they were, why she needed them and what the side effects might be she opted not to take them. Next they wanted to treat her abrasions, but she told them she’d prefer to just use soap and water at home. Then the doc wrote out a prescription for pain medication, which she did not fill.

All she wanted was to make sure her brain was intact! The CT scan showed there was nothing there. We’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of that, but the reality is she is a great example of taking responsibility for her health.

Think about it, she was exercising, building strong bones. Good thing! Okay, so she fell – it’s an occupational hazard of living. She was wearing a helmet but also knew the impact could cause damage, so she went to the ER. Then she practiced “less is more” in the ER, knowing that if she didn’t need the medications she didn’t want to risk the side effects.

Lately the research is leaning towards less is more. We’re finding that the bandwagon approach to healthcare isn’t a good thing since even some common tests and medications come with certain risks, particularly for older adults. Even the experts haven’t figured out the balance between a test that saves some lives but is useless or detrimental when recommended for the general population.

So you’re hoping to hear less is more when it comes to exercise, right? Well, yes and no.

“No pain, no gain” is a myth – there is much to be gained using slow, natural movement.

However, sometimes more is more, because the more you move the more you gain strength, flexibility and stability.

Try this: make a tight fist, then spread your fingers as far apart as possible. Continue opening and closing your hands as you raise your arms up in front of you, parallel to the floor, now spread your arms out to the side. Pretty simple and painless, but feel all the muscles that are working in your hands, arms, shoulders and back. Less strain, more gain.

Marcia Wilson holds an M.A. in gerontology and teaches exercise courses for aging adults in Fishers. Wilson can be reached at wanderw@iquest.net.

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DISPATCHES » Job fair – As a result of the success of last November’s Hamilton County Job Fair, Mayor John Ditslear will host a second job fair Oct. 4 at the Hamilton County 4-H Exhibition Center (2003 E. Pleasant St. in Noblesville). More than 1,300 people attended last year’s job fair from 21 different Indiana counties. Employers who are looking to hire who would like to exhibit at the job fair are invited to call the Noblesville Economic Development Department at 776-6345 for additional information. » Home sales increased – According to a report released last week by the Indiana Association of Realtors, statewide, when comparing August 2011 to August 2010: The number of closed sales increased 27 percent to 5,967, which is 398 more sales than in July 2011; the median sale price of homes increased 1.7 percent to $117,000; and the number of pending sales increased 12 percent to 5,515, which is 332 more anticipated sales than in July 2011. » Tax cheats come clean – About 12,000 tax cheats have come clean under a program that offered reduced penalties and no jail time to people who voluntarily disclosed assets they were hiding overseas, the Internal Revenue Service announced last week.

Those people have so far paid $500 million in back taxes and interest. The voluntary disclosure program, which ran from February to last week, is part of a larger effort by the IRS to crack down on tax dodgers who hide assets in overseas accounts.

-Associated Press » Poker site Ponzi scheme? – Federal prosecutors last week accused executives at the online site Full Tilt Poker of operating a Ponzi scheme. According to the complaint from U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara, Full Tilt Poker and its board “defrauded players by misrepresenting that their funds on deposit in online gambling accounts were safe” and available for withdrawal at any time.” “In reality, Full Tilt Poker did not maintain funds sufficient to repay all players,” the complaint read.

-www.money.cnn.com » Entrepreneurship myth? – You may have heard that anywhere from half to 90 percent of small businesses fail in the first year, but that isn’t supported by research.

When a small business employs at least one person besides the owner, 70 percent survive at least two years, half are still around five years later and a quarter stay in business 15 years or more, according to the Small Business Administration.

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The affordability and necessity of renter’s insurance INSURANCE

By Ryan Samuelson Question from Matt P. from Fishers: After a long summer, I found a job. I will be moving out of my parents’ house, and they are bugging me about getting a renter’s insurance policy. Is this something I really need?

Response from Ryan Samuelson: Congratulations on the new job! Now it’s time to protect your paycheck with a renter’s insurance policy. People like to make a lot of excuses for neglecting to purchase a policy. Excuses range from the policies’ affordability to lack of items to insure, and the assumption nothing bad will happen. The liability protection is a big enough reason to buy, but let’s break it down.

The first thing you need to know is renter’s insurance is affordable. A typical policy can cost less than $200 per year, which is less than $4 per week. You are also in for a nice bonus if you already have car insurance. Many insurance carriers will give you a multi-policy discount if you package your auto and renter policies together with the same company.

The second thing you need to know is your stuff is more valuable than you realize. How much would it cost you to start over if you had a total loss? Apartments burn down and get robbed just like houses. Starting over is easier

when your independent insurance agent drops off a check to replace all of your stuff.

The last thing you need to know is probably the most important. A renter’s policy protects your financial assets by providing liability coverage. Liability insurance covers injury caused to others and damage to your property. There are many ways to trigger a liability claim. Here are some examples.

Claim Scenario A: You decide to play in a recreational softball league. You hit a pitch back, and put him in the hospital. The pitcher sues you, but your renter’s policy steps in to defend you and settle the suit.

Claim Scenario B: You have some friends over for dinner.Your floor is wet and a friend slips and falls, requiring medical treatment. Your renter’s policy steps in to pay for the treatment.

The risk of going without this simple insurance coverage is not worth the couple of dollars a week you save by not having it. Call your independent insurance agent today, and make sure you’re covered!

Ryan Samuelson is with Shepherd Insurance & Finanacial Services. Have an insurance question you need answered? Send it to asktheadvisor@ shepherdins.com.

How to be the best business in the biz COMMENTARY

By David Cain Think of a business you frequent as a customer. What draws you to it? What makes them special? Is it a person there? Is it the service, the follow-up, or their process of working with you?

Do they have a clever theme?

Chances are some things stand out. Two qualities I like in a business pop in my head, and it’s not the names of the companies. It’s what the businesses do. One sends me a thank you note every time I buy from them, they ship fast and free, and they follow up to make sure I’m satisfied.

The second business is a service business. I work with a guy there who is super smart, and I know he appreciates my business because he tells me.

He calls me when he has ideas that could help me and sometimes they aren’t even things I could buy from him. He treats me like a friend and I feel like he’s looking out for me. It is the most compelling reasons for keeping my business.

Whatever your business, there are other people in the same business. Every business has competitors, and the marketplace has alternatives. It might not be exactly the same, but comparable alternatives exist for every product and service. If you don’t have a part of your business,

or a value proposition standing out from the alternatives, you will be forever compared on price. You will fade into the background, and have to lower your prices to make sales.

Differentiation can seem like a daunting task, but it is a fundamental part of building a sustainable business. I don’t shop around on my two favorite businesses because I know they will treat me fairly. I feel like they are valuable to me.

Whether you sell candles, clothing or consulting you must stand out. Technology has changed businesses, but it has opened new opportunities too. It offers opportunities to provide a special service, and add value to your customers’ lives. Business owners must be relevant to their customers, and authentically help them.

If you don’t add value and you aren’t authentic, you’ll lose relevance. You will find you are trying to win over your audience with gifts and giveaways. The fact is when your business adds value, people start caring less about the price.

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General Motors (GM) – Investors may not yet trust GM’s reinvention, but the sales and profits are already there. For the full year, analysts currently project sales growth in excess of 10 percent for total sales of nearly $150 billion. They expect earnings of $4.40 per share, which would represent growth of 52 percent from last year’s $2.89 per share. At the current share price, the stock trades at a rock-bottom P/E of about 5.

With a stable economy, earnings could reach $6 per share or higher within three years.

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tounding level of capital expenditure is nothing new to Petrobras. In the past decade, sales have risen from $24.5 billion to $120 billion, an average annual growth rate of 17 percent. Earnings growth has been even more impressive, rising 23 percent annually, from $0.80 to $3.88 per share.

For the coming year, analysts expect earnings of about $4.60 per share. At the current share price, the forward P/E is a ridiculously low 6.7.

MetLife (MET) – Overseas exposure, especially in Asia, greatly boosts MetLife’s growth prospects. Analysts project full year total sales growth of 24 percent, to $66 billion. They expect earnings of $5.20 per share, or 73 percent above the $3 it reported in 2010. Management also has a goal to boost return on equity to 15 percent within five years. This works out to about $6.63, based off current book value (or equity) of $44 per share. Once again, the stock has the potential to double as earnings grow and the P/E expands back closer to 10, which is MetLife’s average multiple during the past decade.

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Make-Up Shop new stop for beauty in Fishers peels, and waxing services, as well

By Jordan Fischer as three hairdressers and hair and jordan@youarecurrent.com eyelash extensions.

Fishers residents driving along The store also sells the full line 116th Street may have noticed a of Pro Soto make-up, Sotolongo’s new storefront, nestled on South Street just off the main thoroughBrenda and own brand.

“It offers people the chance fare, proclaiming the Make-Up Jennifer Sotolongo to use a full line of high-quality Shop is now open. make-up without having to break the bank to The shop is owned by make-up artist Brenda do it,” Sotolongo said.

Sotolongo, who claims clients ranging from PeyThe store is operated by Sotolongo along with ton Manning to the President of the United States her daughter, Jennifer, and husband, Mike – all across a 30-year career in television and film. Sotolongo’s goal with the business, she said, is to take three aestheticians.

Though originally from Evansville, Sotolongo what she has learned professionally and teach it to has lived in the Indianapolis area for more than her new clients – the women of Fishers.

20 years.

“I find that women will come in with their “I just love the Fishers community,” she said. buddies and have a million and one questions,” “It’s very ‘homey’ feeling.”

Sotolongo said. “The goal is to help the averBoth Sotolongo and her husband have experiage, everyday woman to update their look, or to ence in special effects make-up. Sotolongo is also learn new techniques.”

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Demystifying the ‘cloud’ the security and backup of your data, but in all COMMENTARY likelihood, they will do a better job than most

By Ken Colburn users ever could.

I recently bought a song from Amazon and it In my opinion, the best scenario is a hybrid of asked me if I wanted to add it to the Cloud. I traditional storage and cloud storage. A hybrid didn’t know what they were talking about, so I could copy your important said no. Is this something I files in the Cloud and on should use? - BJ One of the great benefits your computer’s hard drive The Cloud has become your office’s server. the marketing catchto cloud-based services or What would happen phrase of 2011. It is is the burden of security if you lost your Internet typically portrayed as a or the service revolutionary technology and backup falls to the connection has a temporary outage? recently hitting the scene.

The reality is whenever provider of the service. Would not having access to your files be a minor you hear anyone referring inconvenience or will to the Cloud, they are usually referring to an Internet resource of some your life come to a screeching halt?

Many businesses use powerful cloud services sort.

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The trade-offs include what I’ve already covInternet. iTunes will soon include an iCloud feature for ered and the likelihood switching to another solution could be difficult; therefore, business iTunes music libraries. Services such as Spotify owners should choose cloud solutions wisely. store their entire music catalog in a cloud for their users, and offer a premium service allowing Ken Colburn is the founder users to create offline playlists. & CEO of the Data Doctors One of the great benefits to cloud ]ibased Computer Services chain. To services is the burden of security and backup ask Ken for help with your falls to the provider of the service. You must technology questions, write him trust the service provider to be responsible for at Ken@datadoctors.com.

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Meating new project demands HUMOR

BY Dick Wolfsie I’m okay with artificial flowers. I don’t mind artificial turf. Who can argue with artificial intelligence? Honestly, some of my friends are kind of artificial so it would be wrong for me to object to anything with such a label.

However, this headline did catch my attention: ARTIFICIAL MEAT IS SIX MONTHS AWAY. I almost choked on my reduced-fat Hebrew National hot dog. This announcement comes from research at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands. By the way, Holland is an odd place for this kind of research. The Dutch make their shoes out of wood when they could have chosen leather. Is this who we want developing a tasty substitute for meat?

The article reports scientists are growing synthetic sausages from “pig cells fed by horse serum,” and what a catchy phrase that will make on the package. It has a better ring to it than Johnsonville Fakes. This is obviously not an option for vegans or vegetarians. It’s for people who enjoy meat, but prefer their meals to spend its entire life in a test tube, not chewing its cud and emitting greenhouse gasses. I have been informed these gasses come mostly from the cows burping. Somehow, I thought you’d be relieved to hear this.

Savvy marketers are gearing up for a media blitz to embarrass real carnivores into trying

what they plan to call a Vitro Burger. The ad agency has already started spreading rumors the most popular McDonald’s menu choice has dead cow in it. This approach was persuasive in focus groups, especially with people who still question the President’s birth certificate and the moon landing.

Creating this first artificial burger will cost about $350,000, but that does include a soft drink and a small order of fries.

Apparently, the color of the “meat” is kind of a pasty white due to the lack of blood. The result is the product doesn’t look very appetizing. I could see where that might hinder sales.

I totally lose my appetite when my food doesn’t look bloody.

The corporate chefs promoting this new creation are suggesting the faux burger be served on a gluten-free, low-carb, no-sodium bun. Is there any actual food in this sandwich? I’ll eat anything, but it does have to be something.

If my friends want to go to a restaurant offering bogus beef, I’ll simply refuse to eat that artificial stuff. I’ll just have a Diet Coke, thank you.

Dick Wolfsie is an author, columnist, and speaker. Contact him at wolfsie@aol.com.

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