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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 30 March - 4 April 2012

Circus miraculous Copenhagen Theatre Circle Presents in English a comedy with music NEIL SIMON’S

Art in the dArk At hotel Fox

Energy usage drops and art rise when Fox Hotel invites you to “painting-in-dark” during “Earth Hour” campaign Saturday, March 31. kl. 20:30 to 21:30 more information at www.hotelfox.dk

Jarmers Plads 3 • DK-1551 Copenhagen V • Denmark Reservation: +45 33 95 77 55 • hotel@hotelfox.dk • www.hotelfox.dk

Based on the humorous short stories of Anton Chekhov 18–21 and 24–28 April 2012 at 20:00; Sunday 22 April at 17:00.

Krudttønden, Serridslevvej 2. 2100 København Ø.

Tickets: www.ctcircle.dk

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C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon to Camellias CASPER BALSLEV

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BEN HAMILTON

AM I ALLOWED to mention that Nik & Jay had English lessons at the school I worked at for several years? Yeah, why not, after all, I spilled the beans about teaching Hannibal Gadaffi that you don’t “snore” cocaine – I can say that in the safety I’m not on krak, but please don’t misconstrue this juxtaposition.

Anyhow, the bastards turned me down. They wanted an American teacher to help them with their future US conquest plans.

A quick glance at their Wikipedia page reveals that, seven or eight years later, nothing’s happened yet. If only they’d gone British, and they could have caught the coattails of The Streets. English is where it is, innit. Yeah, I’ve seen Scum.

Strange because you would have thought songs like ‘Lækker’ and ‘Boing!’ would translate pretty easily. Sample lyrics: “For du for lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker, lækker” and “Whoop - Uh-huh/

Whoop – Uh-huh/Boing! Boing!/ Whoop – Uh-huh/Yes/Okay.”

You have to question whether they actually want to be successful. I heard their last album was called Engle eller dæmoner – what’s next, The Code of Da Vinci?

Nevertheless, Nik lookalike Daniel van der Noon has written a very positive listing about the duo this week, but are we really sure their concerts sell out that fast. The last time I took the ferry to Oslo, they were performing as part of the Rock Cruise in the ship’s casino - the pokiest venue I’ve probably ever seen. At first glance they looked like a couple of croupiers.

A slightly more successful export, but this time to Denmark, is tea, and the numbers of specialists shops (see G9 for details) continue to grow. As do gaming events (see G9 for news of Copenhagen Games 2012), gourmet food takeaways (see G13 for our review of Kødbyens Deli – I challenge anyone to find somewhere where the quality and price are so good) and English-language historical tours of the city (G8) on the 15th and 16th centuries, crime and – new this week – ghosts.

Come on Nik & Jay, even the crooks and the spooks are going English – isn’t it about time you gave it a shot?

TB or not TB - in fact, La Traviata is actually based on the source material for the ballet

Kameliadamen (The Lady of the Camellias)

Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv, 1055 Cph K; starts Fri, ends May 2; performances at 20:00 on Fri, Sat, Mon, Tue Wed, April 12, April 13, April 17, April 19, April 20, April 21, May 2; tickets: 95–695kr; introduction 45 min before every performance in the balcony foyer (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk THE ROYAL Danish Ballet’s artistic director is visibly chuffed when he talks about his company’s upcoming premiere. “The Lady of the Camellias is one of Neumeier’s most beautiful ballets,” says Nikolaj Hübbe. Undoubtedly, it will be one of this season’s highlights at the opera.

American-born John Neumeier is the long-standing artistic director of the Hamburg Ballet. He has led the company since 1973 and created most of his over 140 ballets for it. But Copenhagen is no virgin territory for the choreographer, either. As a homage to Hans Christian Andersen in the year of the author’s 200th birthday celebrations, Neumeier’s The Little Mermaid opened the new

Performance Madame Butterfly

Malmö Opera, Östra Rönneholmsvägen 20, Malmö; ends April 7, Performances 18:00 on Fri, Sun, April 7; tickets: 100-690kr; 170 mins including intermission; in Italian with Swedish supertitles; www.malmoopera.se No opera can match the tragedy and sorrow of Puccini’s Madame Butterfly. Set in Japan at the turn of the century, this tale of the doomed love of an American naval lieutenant and his young Japanese bride inspired Puccini to write some of his most sublime and beautiful music. MH

opera house in Holmen in 2005.

Throughout his career Neumeier has dedicated himself to the story ballet, directing full-length pieces of both new versions of ballet classics - such as The Nutcracker, Sleeping Beauty or Giselle - and literature adaptations, such as Ibsen’s Peer Gynt, Chekhov’s Seagull or Mann’s Death in Venice. The Lady of the Camellias is also part of that last category.

The tear-jerking story about the impossible love between the courtesan Marguerite and the young bourgeois Armand goes back to Alexandre Dumas the Younger’s novel from 1848. Four years later, a dramatised version became one of the most attentiongrabbing theatre events of its time.

The story is set in the demimonde of mid-19th century Paris. Armand Duval falls in love with Marguerite Gautier. She returns his feelings and gives up her life, which is financed by many simultaneous lovers. Their romance is ruined by Armand’s father who fears for his family’s reputation; he urges Marguerite to leave his son, and she complies, realising that it might secure Armand a better future. Marguerite returns to her

Evol: Love Backwards

Huset i Magstræde, Rådhusstræde 13, Cph K; ends Sun, daily performances at 19:00; tickets: sold out (50kr), check internet forums for tickets; www.billetto.dk Evol: Love Backwards is not just another love story - it’s about love that goes backwards. It starts with a break-up and ends with the sweet feeling that someone has at the beginning of every love story. Every scene is performed by a different couple, all with diverse characteristics and sexualities. In this way different types of people are represented and the stage is transformed into a mirror where the audience can identify with the characters and connect with them despite their differences. It includes dialogues, corporal theatre, choreographies, music and video images. MH

Don Giovanni

former milieu and suffers silently, scorned by Armand who only finds out her real motives for refusing to see him when she is dying of tuberculosis. The reconciliation scene that immediately precedes Marguerite’s death is the climax of the emotion-laden piece.

Besides Neumeier’s ballet version (for which the choreographer slightly altered the plot), Dumas’s novel and play have inspired numerous other adaptations for the stage, and the Greta Garbo film Camille. Perhaps most famously, Verdi’s opera La Traviata is based on the story of The Lady of the Camellias.

Neumeier created the part of Marguerite for the renowned Brazilian prima ballerina Marcia Haydée in 1978. He choreographed The Lady of the Camellias to music by Frédéric Chopin. The piece came to Copenhagen in 1987, when the Hamburg Ballet performed it in a guest appearance on the Old Stage.

Now, the dancers from the Royal Danish Ballet are dancing The Lady of the Camellias themselves, for the first time.

Takkelloftet, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; starts March 28, ends April 1, performances at 20:00 on Wed, Thu, Sat, Sun; sold out (tickets cost 150kr), check internet forums for tickets; in Italian with Danish subtitles; www.kglteater.dk A great chance to watch at close proximity the emerging young talent from the Royal Danish Theatre Opera Academy as they perform Mozart’s Don Giovanni in the intimate setting of Takkelloftet. Ebbe Knudsen, who has previously overseen the academy’s staging of both Bizet’s Carmen and Poulenc’s Dialogues of the Carmelites, directs. It promises to be a celebration of youthful talent and a unique performance that shouldn’t be missed. CS

FRANZISKA BORK PETERSEN

Parsifal

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; ends May 13, performances at 17:00 (unless stated) on April 11, April 14, April 18, April 22 (15:00), April 30, May 4, May 8, May 13 (15:00); tickets: 95895kr; 330 mins with two intermissions; in German with Danish supertitles; 3369 6969; www.kglteater.dk Max Reger, the German pianist and composer, cried for two weeks and then became a musician, Gustav Mahler was “completely spellbound”, and Claude Debussy found it “incomparable and bewildering, splendid and strong”, and now Keith Warner, the artistic director at the Royal Danish Opera, has re-imagined Wagner’s masterwork at the Opera. AK

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Dance Delicious

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 20, 1799 Cph V; ends Sat, performances Fri 17:00, Sat 17:00 & 20:00; Tickets: 55-85kr, concessions available, www.billetten.dk, 3329 1029; duration: 60 minutes; www. dansehallerne.dk

TICKETS ARE SELLING fast for this weekend’s three performances of Dance Delicious, a new performance dance concept that started in 2010 and endeavours to push the genre’s barriers further than ever before.

While nobody knows what they will see – it’s a closely guarded secret – everyone knows it will be of the highest quality. That’s what audiences have learnt to expect from the choreographer Tim Rushton.

Rushton, originally from Birmingham in the UK where he was born in 1963, danced for a variety of northern European ballet companies until the mid 1990s, ending up at the Royal Danish Ballet. It was here that he decided to quit dancing and try his hand at choreography.

Tick Tack Tock NEW

Rushton quickly developed a reputation for producing modern dance pieces with obvious classical influences at a number of theatres - including the Royal Danish Ballet, Dansescenen, Ballet School of the Royal Danish Theatre and MBT Danseteater, Musikhuset Aarhus - and it was no surprise when he was in 2001 appointed artistic director of the Danish Dance Theatre.

Since then, the theatre has gone from strength to strength, winning awards and acclaim the world over, from Europe to North America, and from Australia to Asia Pacific.

Above all, Rushton is a choreographer whose aim is to communicate human emotion. His contemporary style is, according to the theatre’s website, “emotionally-led, reflecting the nuances of human relationships’, and he often mixes live music, lightning and design features to achieve this end.

For this year’s edition, Rushton has assembled some of the world’s most talented and prominent dance choreographers: Adi Amit, Ana Sendas Pereira, Fabio Liberti, Stefanos Bizas, Stina Malmgren, and last but not least, Alessandro Pereira.

Exhibitions Livsmønstre (Life Patterns) NEW

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 14, Cph V, Fri 21:30; tickets: 50kr; www.athelas.dk In the fascinating visual universe of Jacob F Schokking, we examine how the experience of sound, time and space transforms when these elements are combined in a new way. MH

La Traviata

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; ends April 26, performances at 20:00 (unless stated) on Sun (15:00), April 10, April 16, April 24, April 26; tickets: 95-895kr; 170 mins including intermission; in Italian with Danish supertitles Written by Giuseppe Verdi, this classic love story has proved enduringly popular since the 1850s. See it and you’ll understand why. CS

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; starts March 30, ends June 24; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk Danish artist Helle Hove creates site-specific, sculptural installations that explore light and patterns.

For this solo exhibition, she works within the context of the collection in the Textile Study Room at Designmusuem Danmark. Hove uses the collection to inspire her work, which discusses the possibility of destiny. BF

John Olsen

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends March 31; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk John Olsen’s sculpture, printmaking, and drawing is inspired by natural elements and has an organic feeling to it with muted colours and fluid forms. BF

Den Tavse Station

Kunsthal Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue–Sun 12:00– 17:00, Thu 12:00–21:00; www. nikolajkunsthal.dk Mie Olise is inspired by architecture in states of isolation and disrepair. BF

Even the acclaimed choreographer Pereira admits that he did not have a concrete idea about what he was going to produce for the show until last week, when he suddenly got inspired after working with some of the dancers.

Each choreographer will work with top professional Danish dancers, and together they will construct a dance theme, which they will only reveal a few minutes before the actual performance starts. At the end of the show, the audience will get the chance to ask questions about the performance directly to the choreographers and the dancers.

Rushton says that the primary role of a performance like this is to “strengthen the dancers’ possibilities to express themselves artistically” while “the performance will – at the same time – connote a true ‘unpolished’ message that will surface without obscuring effects such as costumes, scenography, and advanced light settings.”

The entire performance, which consists of three solos, two trios, and one quartet, is approximately 60 minutes long.

Tickets are selling out quick so it is strongly advised that you book immediately.

PETRA XOTTA

Danish/International Art after 1900

NEW

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; from March 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Statens Musuem for Kunst has revisited their permanent collection with an eye towards representing the changes in art and art making since 1900. Curators Dorthe Aagesen, Birgitte Anderberg, and Marianne Torp - along with the head of education, Berit Anne Larsen - have reorganised the collection to reframe traditional artistic media like painting and sculpture, while adding more contemporary medias such as photography and video. Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the United States, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde.

Over 500 works will now be on display including the work of celebrated Danish artists like Elmgreen & Dragset and Bjørn Nørgaard, among others. BF

Morten Ernlund Jørgensen

Galleri Jules Julian, Palægade 7, Cph K; ends April 14; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0014:00; www.julesjulian.dk Danish artist Morten Ernlund Jørgensen’s rough hewn style and raw, organic colour scheme create images that strike a balance between order and disorder. He’s inspired by 1960s minimalism and architectural history. BF

HENRIK STENBERG

Deliciously intriguing

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She gets about this lady - not bad for someone who spends her time just lying around

Friheden lurer bag tapetet NEW

Bie & Vadstrup Galleri, Sølvgade 26, Cph K; starts March 20, ends May 11; open TuesFri 13:00-17:00, Sat 11:0015:00; www.bie-vadstrup.com Carsen von Würden is an abstract painter who divides his time between Copenhagen and India. He has created a new series of paintings for this solo exhibition, Friheden lurer bag tapetet (Freedom lurks behind the wall paper). His large canvases explore explosions of colour and pattern in their design. BF

Christoffer Munch Andersen

Henningsen Gallery, Fredericiagade 17, Cph K; ends April 21; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.henningsencontemporary.com Danish artist Christoffer Munch Andersen is a promising young artist who paints highly detailed and colourful images of everyday objects, from beer cans to pizza boxes.

The artist finds beauty in the details from a highly specific stain on a food container to light reflecting on the tab of a soda can. BF

Bakery/Cluster

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Andersen’s Con- N temporary, Amager Strandvej 50 B, Cph S; starts March 30, ends May 5; Mon-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.andersen-s.dk Notable Danish artist FOS (Thomas Poulsen) creates new work in this solo exhibition. FOS, who also currently has a large-scale installation at Statens Musuem for Kunst, is known for his hybrid art practice, which he describes as “social design”. FOS transforms everyday materials to create new meanings and associations in his interactive installations, which often include performance, video, and music. BF

fotoGRAFISK

Photography Center, Pasteursvej 14, Cph V; ends May 28, open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00, Thu 11:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 12:00-16:00; tickets: 25kr; www.photography.dk Niels Borch Jensen’s Værksted for Kobbertryk (Workshop for Intaglio Printing) works with prominent artists to make intaglio, or colour gravure, prints, as well as offset prints – including Michael Elmgren, Inger Gragset, Tacita Dean, Janet Cardigg and Georges Bures Miller. BF

Sense of Furniture: Finn Juhl 100

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tues 10:0017:00; tickets: 75kr, under18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the 100th anniversary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

Jonas Pihl NEW

Gallery Poulsen, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; starts March 30, ends April 28; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com Jonas Pihl presents a new series of paintings in this solo-exhibition.

The artist paints with a free form style, creating colourful images that contain themes of science fictions and urban decay, with visual references to surrealism. Pihl’s artistic style has been described as ‘chaosmos,’ a random collision of chaos and the expansive cosmos on one canvas. BF

Matt Calderwood

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends May 5; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com Conceptual British artist Matt Calderwood combines performance, sculpture, and video in his eclectic art practice. He has previously shown his large cantilevered sculptures and video-based artwork with this gallery, including 2004’s Tape, a video in which he dimmed a light bulb by covering it in tape. His work plays with the audience’s perceptions of everyday materials and experiences. BF

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Exhibitions Women of the Avant-garde

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends May 28; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets: 95kr, students 85kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This exhibition of 200 works presents the variety of methods and perspectives that eight female European avant-garde artists used to express themselves. BF

House of the Ax

Gammel Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends April 15; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed and Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, concessions 45kr, under-16s free adm Cathrine Raden Davidsen presents paintings, charcoal and ink drawings, ceramic jars, and prints. BF

Skrald!

Museum of Copenhagen, Vesterbrogade 59, Cph V; ends 31 July; open daily 10:00-17:00; tickets: 20kr, under-17s free adm, Fri free adm The exhibition includes several hundred objects, photos, and engravings about the history of trash. BF

Andreas Gursky

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends May 13; open TueFri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:0018:00; www.louisiana.dk German photographer Andreas Gursky is known for his highlyelaborate, large-scale landscape and architectural photographs. He uses digital technology to combine multiple images taken from extreme angles to create his iconic photographs. Forty of these giant photographs will be on display, along with several smaller works. BF

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö, Sweden; ends April 22; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets: 50kr, under-18s free adm; www. modernamuseet.se Portrait photography from the period 1950-1990 that portrays people as they wish to be seen, not only as they are. Includes works by Andy Warhol, Robert Mapplethorpe, Cindy Shermanand and Tracey Moffat. BF

The Archaeology of Memory: Materiality #1

Sorø Art Museum, Storgade 9, Sorø; ends May 6; open TueSun 11:00-17:00; tickets: over18s 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.sorokunstmuseum.dk Curated by Birgitte Kirkhoff Eriksen, this exhibition explores archaeology through an artistic investigation of everyday objects. BF

Land Ho!

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends April 28; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Danish artist Michael Mørk presents the relationship between architecture, sculpture, painting, and photography in his artworks. BF

Nordatlantens Brygge, Strandgade 91, Cph K; ends April 15; Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.bryggen.dk Greenland’s Arctic coast is an important influence on the 12 paintings of Danish-born Ina Rosing, that are dedicated to sharing the culture of Greenland and the Faroe Islands. BF

Northern Imaginary

Moving

Domestic Landscapes

Kunsthal Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue–Sun 12:0017:00, Thu 12:00–21:00; www. nikolajkunsthal.dk Norwegian artist Patrick Huse is influenced by landscape paintings and the conceptualism of the 1970s. BF

InstantHERLEV Institute, Krøyers Plads, Cph K; ends Sep 1; www.onecitycampaign.dk Anja Franke of the InstantHERLEV Institute presents the latest instalment of her ongoing project exploring urban and suburban issues of space and place, One City Campaign. BF

Hammershøi and Europe

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends May 20; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions: 65kr, under 18s: free adm; www.smk.dk An exhibition featuring the paintings of Danish artist Vilhelm Hammershøi (1864-1916). BF

Immigrant Image Archive

Immigrant Museum, Stavnsholtvej 3, Farum; ends April 30; open Tue-Sat 10:00-16:00; www.immigrantmuseet.dk This is the inaugural exhibition of Denmark’s first museum dedicated to immigrants, covering 500 years of immigrant life in Denmark, from Dutch settlers in Amager in the 1500s to today. BF

The Flatlands Camp Project

The National Museum of Photography, Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends April 28; open Mon-Sat 10:00-19:00; www. kb.dk/da/dia/fotomuseum Photos from Adam Jeppesen’s solo 487-day trip from the Arctic Circle through North and South America to Antarctica. BF

The Voice of Things & Gestus

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends April 4; open TueSun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Ebbe Stub Wittrup uses film and photography to comment on the myths of culture in The Voice of Things. Jakob Emdal continues his artistic investigation of the structures of cultural institutions in Gestus. BF

Keld Helmer-Petersen, Jonas Liveröd & Aleksandra Kurcharska

Gallery Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; ends April 7; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www. gallerilarsolsen.com The exhibition includes works by legendary Danish photographer Keld Helmer-Petersen, Swedish artist, Jonas Liveröd, and Aleksandra Kurchaska. BF

30 March - 4 April 2012 Spring Exhibition

The Essence of Colour

Dexter Bang Sinister

Arken, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends July 1; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets: over18s 90kr, under-18s free adm, students 75kr; www.arken.dk In conjunction with Queen Margrethe’s 40th jubilee this offers a glimpse into the creative life of the monarch. BF

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends May 6; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:0020:00; tickets: 60 kr, concessions: 40kr, under-16s and Weds after 17:00: free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk The exhibition does not disappoint in the way of sexual content, featuring a large amount of artworks with sexuality, from the intelligent to the vapid, as their focus. BF Kunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk An exhibition inspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Tail to Tail

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends May 5; open Mon- Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk Danish artist Michael Kivum has created large-scale paintings about confronting power and facing death. BF

Buddha and the Baroque

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends May 13; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; under18s free adm; www.glyptoeket.dk Celebrating the 170th birthday of brewer Carl Jacobsen, here are some rarely seen works from his extensive collection. BF

Two-Faced

Gammel Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends April 15; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed & Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, concessions 45kr, under-16s free adm Berlin-based, provocative artist Johnathan Meese incorporates sculpture, installation, and performance into his artistic practice as a painter. BF

Galleri Specta, Peder Skrams Gade 13, Cph K; ends May 5; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00-14:00; www.specta.dk This exhibition pairs Danish artist Camilla Thorup with Japan’s Takehito Koganezawa. Thorup works in drawing, painting, and collage and her illustrative images are graphic and humorous. While Koganezawa works with video, drawing, installation and performance. BF

Stedfortrædere

Spring Exhibition

Evolution de Large

Mohs Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends April 21; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk Asbjørn Skou and Sif Itona Westerberg’s exhibition focuses on collections and how they become filled with personal, almost spiritual, meaning. BF

Andreas Golder

LARMgalleri, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends April 28; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.larmgalleri.dk Classically-trained, Russianborn Andreas Golder brings a touch of dark humour and grotesque bodies to all of his artworks. BF

Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø; ends April 8; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; tickets 45kr, students 25kr, free adm under-12s; www.denfrie.dk Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art is re-examining its role as an art centre for artists by artists in its annual Spring Exhibition. BF

Execution (into decaptial)

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68; Cph V; ends April 28; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.imo-projects.com The Danish conceptual artist Marie Kølbæk Iversen presents new work in this solo exhibition.BF

Forms of Knowledge

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www. glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Undertones

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends April 7; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gce.nu A new group exhibition of work by six Danish artists explores uncharted universes. BF

In Praise of Power

Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; ends Aug 26; open TueSun 10:00-17:00; tickets: 40kr, under-18s & Wed: free adm; www.thorvaldsensmusuem.dk Curated by Margrethe Floryan, the exhibition explores Bertel Thorvaldsen’s use of imagery relating to both Alexander the Great and Napoleon, as well as the Roman Empire. BF

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May 2013; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc.dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

Early Modernism

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends April 8; open Tue, Thu, Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; tickets 50kr; www.modernamuseet.se Early Modernism features works by artists such as Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Edvard Munch and Sigrid Hjerten. JF

DASK

Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, TueFri 12.00-18.00, Sat 12.0016.00; www.daskgallery.com DASK in the fashionable area of Kødbyen is a first edition gallery focusing on photographic art only. All the photos are for sale and exist in limited editions of up to 15 pieces. PDR

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When Mikael Simpson and Ulige Numre (inset) take the Vega stage, it will be some of the best that Danish music has to offer

Move over Homer, in Denmark, Simpson means this homie Mikael Simpson & Sølvstrom + Ulige Numre Store Vega Friday 21:00; 185kr www.mikaelsimpson.dk www.uligenumre.dk www.vega.dk

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usician and songwriter Mikael Simpson started his career in the mid-1990s as a guitarist and vocalist for the indie rock group Luxus.

Since then, he has become a household name in Denmark thanks to a distinctive pop style that has remained consistent through a variety of projects and collaborations. He has worked together with DJ TOM (Thomas Bertelsen), the techno-duo Lulu Rouge, and composer/producer Trentemøller.

In his solo career, he has developed an instantly recognisable sound with gentle vocals and smooth beats. The relaxing and melancholic ebb and flow of songs like the Top-20 hit ‘Inden du falder i søvn’ (Before you fall asleep) and ‘Er du kommet for at faa noget’ (Have you come to get something) is drawn from a mix of downtempo electronica and alternative rock influences. Simpson himself plays a variety of instruments and acts as producer as well as vocalist on many of his recordings.

His solo albums De Ti Skud (2004), Stille Og Uroligt (2006), and Slaar Skaar (2009) were each increasingly successful, both critically and commercially.

He worked with writer and filmmaker Jørgen Leth and composer Frithjof Toksvig on two spoken word and music projects under the group name Vi Sid-

der Bare Her in 2010.

Last year in September he released Noget laant, Noget blaat, a new solo album with a stronger emphasis on organ, bass and drums, written with composers Peder and Asger Baden.

His lyrics remain saturated with the melancholy of relationships, but with a light drum beat and catchy riffs to carry everything forward, it is emotional but not heavy. The radio single ‘Morgenlys’ (Morning light) has found success with its uptempo beat.

Reviews in the national press have largely given the album high ratings, though the consensus seems to be that while it may not be Simpson’s best ever work, the craft and contrast of the sound is impressive. Playing at Vega is part of a wider tour in support of the album, together with the band Sølvstorm:

guitarist Henrik Liebgott, Niclas Tange on drums, Georg Andersen on bass and Trentemøller at the keys.

Meanwhile, the Danish alternative rock band Ulige Numre will be the opener on the tour. As now-defunct freesheet Urban put it, the band went “from unknown to talk of the town in four days” after the surprise success of their hit ‘København’.

Released last September, this pop ode to Denmark’s harbour town and capital city captures the rock sentiment of this group of 20-something guys. The music video was posted on YouTube and simply took off, particularly after Simpson posted it on Facebook. But this was no amateur effort at songwriting. Musician Nikolaj Nørlund produced the track, emphasizing a soft melancholy over ringing guitar echoes.

The verses and choruses alternately soar and build up in a young and winsome style – a bit like the American band The National in their 2010 indie hit single ‘Bloodbuzz Ohio’.

Lead singer Carl Emil Petersen’s vocals come from somewhere closer to earth, with nods to The Walkmen, another American indie group formed in 2000, as well as the tone of Swedish singer-songwriter Håkan Hellström in his song about Gothenburg. Influences aside, this young summer sound runs from garage rock to REM and back with great enthusiasm. It’s a sure bet that many a Copenhagener will be listening to the track this summer while sunbathing by the water.

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Loppen; 21:00; 80kr The Norwegian quartet with psychedelic shoe-gaze roots have taken a shot at a heavier brand of rock in their latest selftitled third studio album. While there’s a few highlights on the album – the opener ‘Tune Your Mind’ and the second track ‘Raising Flags’ – it regrettably loses its momentum midway through. The spark of their original that permeates Decay Decoy (2010) is but a mere flicker. Their live shows have so far fallen shy of fans’ expectations given that the band is simply unable to keep up with the haphazard arrangements that define their records.

Review Randy Crawford & Joe Sample HHHHHH

March 22 Store Vega

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ost people would connect Randy Crawford to her 1979 chart topper ‘Street Life’, a song that in many ways defined the ‘70s in a few, funk-filled verses topped by Crawford’s unmistakable highpitched vocals. There’s much more to the Georgia-born singer though, as I discovered on Thursday night at her performance at Store Vega. Backed by the jolly, endearing Joe Sample on the piano (along with his son on the bass) and a drummer, Crawford sounded as good as she must have way back when she started to carve out a name for herself in the annals of music history. Vega decided to make the concert a seated one shortly before it started, and the decision paid off. This was a show of a different nature, one that will be remembered for some time to come.

Joe Sample and his backing

Nik & Jay

Tap1; 20:00; 320kr Probably Denmark’s biggest hip-hop pop act, the duo are a popular hit with young kids and families and make their millions during the spring-summer season, touring endlessly. It’s practically impossible to have not heard one of their polished pop tunes on the radio or heard one of their four records that have topped the Danish charts; their latest Engle eller Dæmoner (2011) hit the top spot. The lyrics are in Danish but for the intelligent bilingual kids this of course won’t be a problem.

Nik & Jay tickets are hot property so be sure to book up after finishing this sentence to avoid disappointment.

Sleep Party People

Forbrændingen; 21:00; 100kr Fronted by Copenhagen-based artist Brian Batz and members of another of the city’s emerging indie bands, Cody, SPP are one of Denmark’s most exciting electro prospects. Their somewhat dark, melancholic and hypnotic slant on electro produces original results, often reminiscent of a subdued Animal Collective.

Their debut album, Speed of Sound/Alarm Music, was given a five star rating by heavyweight music publication Soundvenue.

Live, SPP’s performances are almost as dreamy as the music itself with the zany band members wearing Nic Cave-inspired bunny-masks.

Emergenza Festival Semi-Final

Lille Vega; 19:00; 85kr Tonight is the final round of the semi-finals of this year’s Emergenza Festival – both Denmark’s and Europe’s biggest music competition, which takes place in a total of 150 cities worldwide. A total of eight Danish bands performing 30-minute slots, one of which will be the entertainingly-named Wifebeater Cooking Club at 21:00.

Eventually, an overall winner will be decided at the Danish final at Store Vega on May 19 who will then go on to represent Denmark at the Nordic finals and hopefully at the international final in Germany later this year.

duo set the stage for Crawford, with several lengthy pieces interwoven with hearty anecdotes of episodes from Sample’s musical career.

Sample sounded like a cheery old grandpa telling stories to his children (the audience) at times, and at others like one of the greatest musicians of modern time, tapping away at the grand piano with picture-perfect panache.

Crawford sounded as good on Thursday night as she did in her ‘70s heyday Five songs in and Randy Crawford took to the the fields of jazz and R&B and with a series of tongue clicks stage, completely at ease and in the chemistry between them and giggles that added a dimenher element, melting quite a few was palpable in the dimly-lit sion of spontaneity to the show. hearts with a couple of open- ambience. Both were techni- The same spontaneity emerged ing tracks. The second of these cally as close to perfection as later on too, when Crawford, tracks was a cover of Anthony one would have expected, but unassisted by any instrumental Newley’s and Leslie Bricusse’s it was the casual and laissez- backing whatsoever, gave short hallmark piece, ‘Feeling Good’, faire sophistication with which renditions of random outtakes a song which most people asso- both approached their perform- from songs such as ‘Knocking ciate with Nina Simone, whose ance that made the show one to on Heaven’s Door’ in a wave of cover elevated the recording to remember. Nowhere was this impromptu singing. the legendary status it enjoys more evident than in the performance of ‘The End of the today.

Sample and Crawford are Line’, a tune that saw Crawford two well-seasoned veterans in back up her astounding vocals Allan Mutuku-Kortbæk www.the-caddy.dk

The Megaphonic Thrift

Aura

Store Vega; 20:00; 180kr On the back of the popularity of Aura’s concert at Vega a few months back, this is an extra concert for those fans who weren’t fortunate to get their hands on a ticket. Born in Copenhagen, Aura Dione has become known for blending personal lyrics with catchy pop hooks. Making an enormous comeback with the release of her second record, Before The Dinosaurs (2011), Aura has become, once again, the darling of Denmark’s pop scene. Tapping into her Spanish heritage, Aura’s use of salsa rhythms adds a tangy flavour that has caught the imagination of the Danish public.

Nightlife

Mr Statik

Culture Box; Sat 23:00; 70kr Born Stathis Kalatzis, the Greek techno-house DJ has cracked the underground scene with his refreshing cocktail of break-house beats and subdued hooks. Active since the late ‘90s, his edgy talent was recognised in the wake of his invitation to Cape Town with the Red Bull Music Academy almost 10 years ago. Statik is now a staple figure on the Berlin house scene, affiliated with a number of major European record labels and will be welcomed with open arms by Copenhagen’s late-crowd.

Acid House #1

Bakken; Fri 23:00; Free Adm Paying homage to the glory days that spoiled a generation, Bakken is welcoming a host of

Pete Doherty

Amager Bio; 20:00; 300kr The former The Libertines and Babyshambles frontman, often in the media for all the wrong reasons, remains one of the most gifted songwriters of the 21st century. Having impressed at Roskilde a few years back, Doherty will appear on stage alone in the wake of the release of his beautifully written ‘Last of the English Roses’, and a batch of other new songs from his solo album, Grace/Wastelands (2009).

It will be a gift to hear his lyrical poetry material purified of any background noise – particularly the acoustic numbers.

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emerging DJs to the fore with their own innovative spin on acid house classics. One of the most popular weekend venues in the stylish Kødbyen district of Vesterbro – often thought of as Copenhagen’s grimy answer to Berlin’s club scene – Bakken never fails to produce an authentic night out on the town a good distance away from the mainstream clubs nearer the centre. For any new students in town, or for that matter anyone with some energy to burn, make your way here at the stroke of midnight. Queues likely.

Frankie Teardrop

Ideal Bar; Fri 22:00; Free Adm Frankie Teardrop is a weekly club night that makes it easy for nostalgic hipsters to get their kicks.

Taking a different musical decade each week, a bunch of in-house DJs play iconic tunes from their hand-picked playlists. You can always bank on Ideal Bar to be a good ‘un with just about everything in the mix from Kenny Rogers through to Blur.

Daniel van der Noon

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This section was contributed by Sally McWilliam, who has lived in Copenhagen for four years with her family. During this time, she has established a website, www.scandineighbour.com, in which describes many of the wonderful places to visit within the region. Sally is also a co-founder and author of the new English blog for Aarstiderne, www.soiltostove.com.

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THANK GOODNESS the days seem to be growing longer and the sun has returned to brighten the landscape. It’s beautiful but not yet warm enough for the outside activities to be in full force.

Now is the perfect time to explore the museums and attractions that may not be a usual part of the family repertoire: a cultural breath of fresh air before the warm weather allows us to cast aside our coats once again.

It is worth noting that all the mentioned museums can cater to children’s parties - something a little different to enthrall excited children.

Danmarks Tekniske Museum Fabriksvej 25, 3000 Helsingør; adults: 50kr, children: free adm; www.tekniskmuseum.dk Tucked away in the north of Zealand lies Danmarks Tekniske Museum.

Founded in 1911, the museum holds a large collection of vehicles, including over 30 full-sized aeroplanes and many enchanting cars. We have visited the museum a few times now, which adds a comforting amount of familiarity and an increasing fondness for our favourites. The collection is housed inside an enormous hanger that you enter via the small, but nicely-presented coffee and gift shop.

It is quite something to enter the building and see so many different vehicles, some suspended, others so large you simply can’t fail to be impressed. Whenever we go there is always a steady throng of visitors, but

Events Circus Arena Bellahøj, Hulgårdsvej/Borups Allé, Brønshøj; ends April 9, performances Fri 18:30, Sat & Sun, 12:00 & 15:30, Tue 18:30, Wed & Thu 17:00; tickets 150350kr, 4030 3040, circus@arena. dk; www.arena.dk Circus Arena has just returned from the prestigious Monte Carlo International Circus Festival with two of the biggest prizes: the Golden Clown and the Audience Award, which it won thanks to its elephant and horse routine. The international guests this year include the Catana Troupe, the Spanish energy bomb Picasso Jr, and the Puyang Acrobats from China. MSØ Top Gear Live Forum Copenhagen; Julius Thomsens Plads 1, 1925 Frederiksberg; Fri 17:30 & 20:30, Sat 14:30 & 17:30, 20:30, Sun 12:30 & 15:30; tickets 420-1,270kr, 7026 3267, www.billetlugen. dk; www.topgearlive.dk British TV programme Top Gear is here. Join Jeremy Clarkson and James May (Richard Hammond is absent) as they recreate their unique brand of funny and judgmental commentary, replete with supercars.

Ticket sales began on November 11 last year, and extra shows have been added to meet demand. Platinum tickets include a backstage tour to get up close with the cars. AK

never so many that it feels busy or that you cannot take time over the exhibits, and there always seems to be a calmness surrounding the rooms.

To be perfectly honest, the majority of the visitors are male, aside from the mothers of the boys (that’s me) or grandmothers, but then this is every little boy’s dream museum. It is like landing in the playroom car box, only of course everything is life-sized.

Something to bear in mind is that the hanger is not heated, so in winter, and I tell you this with experience, it can be absolutely freezing.

I recommend layering up if you go in the colder months. We love this unassuming museum and will most certainly go again another day, when it rains so heavily you can hear the drumming on the corrugated ceiling, reassuring you that coming to visit was a great idea.

Orlogsmuseet Frederiksholms Kanal 29, 1220 Cph K; adults: 60 kr, under-17s free adm; www.orlogsmuseet.dk Orlogsmuseet, the Danish Naval museum in the centre of Copenhagen, is also a good standby in the case the weather is lousy. It’s perfect for adventurous children, only too happy to release their inner pirate aboard the numerous ships in the basement.

As part of their summer programme, the museum invites pirates to come and give a character reference in between voyages. It’s in Danish, but there is plenty of buccaneering action in between to entertain.

Charlottenlund Flea NEW Market Bregnegårdsvej 2, Gentofte; every Sunday, from April 1-Oct 7, 07:00 − 14:00; between 26 and 100 stalls This flea market is located right behind Charlottenlund St and is known for its fantastic vibe and atmosphere. It offers a wide variety of things, from designer clothing to electronics, to art. If you are looking for things for the home or for your children, odds are there is something there for you as well. ClS Mozart’s Requiem NEW Christians Kirke, Strandgade 1, Cph K, April 5, 15:00; tickets 187kr Requiem was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s last masterpiece. Its gloomy and tragic mood makes it an appropriate piece for the Easter holiday. After a ten-year break, Requiem will once again be performed by the incomparable Copenhagen Festival Orchestra. ClS St Matthew’s Passion NEW Vejleå Kirke, Ishøj Boulevard 1, Ishøj; April 4, 18:00; tickets 142kr; Duration 2-3 hours incl intermission; www.bachkoret.dk Copenhagen Bachkor & Orchestra will perform Bach’s St Matthew’s Passion. The tickets will be sold at the door, one hour before the performance. ClS

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Zoologisk Museet Universitetsparken 15, 2100 Cph Ø; adults:75kr, under-16s 40kr; www.zoologi.snm.ku.dk A five-minute drive away from many of the international schools is a wonderful museum that beautifully reinforces the curiosity that emerges after a visit to see the live animals at the Zoo. It is called the Zoological Museum, Natural History Museum of Denmark. Part of the University of Copenhagen, the Zoo Museum (as we know it) houses an extensive collection of over 10 million specimens, all presented in modern exhibitions.

The children will love the ice wall that hosts the Woolly Mammoth, and the Darwin exhibition upstairs is fascinating for children and grownups alike.

Earth Hour bike parade NEW Kongens Nytorv, Cph K; Sat 20:00; free adm; www.earthhour. wwf.dk/event Spend a cosy night in the name of Mother Earth when WWF and Codan arrange a bike parade through Copenhagen ending up at Skt Hans Torv where there will be lounge music, speeches and free organic soup. Bring along your bike and your friends and spread the climate karma when the lights are turned off for an hour from 20:30. MSØ CPH Masquerade EW Toldboden, Nordre N Toldbod 24, Cph K; Fri 22:00-05:00; tickets 120kr, www.billetto.dk; www.maskeradebal.dk Enjoy the fairy tale mystique of the fifth anniversary of the Copenhagen Masquarade. Put on a mask and find a mystery lover in the crowd or simply enjoy the music line-up that includes Lulu Rouge. MSØ Feridah Rose NEW release party Husets Café, Rådhustræde 13, Cph K; Fri 20:00; tickets: 100kr includes CD at the door; www.husetkbh.dk, www.feridahrose.dk Feridah Rose is giving away her album, Game of Love, when people enter her release party. Enjoy a night of music inspired by her childhood in her home country Uganda, where she lived until the age of 12. MSØ

British photographer NEW invasion Fotocafeen, Vesterbrogade 45, Cph V; Mon 17:00-01:00; exhibition: starts April 2, ends May 30, open daily 10:00-17:30, Sat 10:00-14:00, Sun closed; contact 3011 9168 or malfanso@aol.com; www.fotocafeen.dk; www.tojproduktionslab.dk Enjoy images of Amy Winehouse, Kanye West and 50 Cent and more, ,as well as a drink and a dance, when Malfanso Creative invites you to the opening of a photo exhibition

by Phil Knott. The British-born, Brooklyn-based photographer is known for a style that is “beautiful, soulful, and honest in its capacity to extract what is raw from his subjects”. The exhibition includes personal photos of scooter boy crews from London and their US counterparts on low rider bikes. On April 30, another photographer, Arber, takes over with his show ‘Vengeful Ghost’ - a “vaguely surreal, bleakly erotic parallel world”. MSØ Vor Frelser Church NEW tower reopens Vor Frelsers Kirke, Sankt Annæ Gade 29, Cph K; Sat 10:30-16:00; free adm; www.vorfrelserskirke.dk Enjoy the spring weather with a great view of the city when the tower reopens for the summer. The day includes live music from different singers and bands, as well as free entrance to the tower. MSØ

NEXT WEEK: GOING UNDERGROUND Ghost tours NEW Meet up at Sømandshjemmet Bethel, Nyhavn 22, Cph K; Fri 20:00-21:30 (approx); tickets: adults 100kr, kids 70kr; book tour in English at 2238 9799 or nynne@ghosttour. dk/booking@ghosttour.dk; www.ghosttour.dk Copenhagen is full of ghosts! So if you like a good ghost story, sign up for this unique walking tour around the city and learn more about old ghost stories. MSØ Crime Tours NEW Nytorv 1 (by the city court), Cph K; Tuesdays 20:00; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@ gmail.com or 3117 7727 The Crime Tours take you around the city while you learn more about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MSØ Taste historic beer NEW Nati ona lmu se et, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun 14:0016:00; price for three tastings: 35kr; www.natmus.dk On this day you can spice up your museum visit with some beer tasting in the entrance hall, where there will be a selection of historic beers from different Danish breweries – two of them even have world premieres.

You also get the chance to talk to some of the brewers. MSØ

Kennedy’s Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team The pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice table. The winners get 800kr, second place 400kr and third place 200kr.

There are two beer round questions, a raffle and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover.

Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions posed by Mike. Intriguing, informative and mostly guessable, he personally writes every one and it shows.

The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, which can be redeemed as tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH

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Cph Games Øksnehallen, Halmtorvet 11, Cph V; starts Wed (April 4) at 14:00, ends Sun April 8 at 12:00; www.copenhagengames.com

BY DIANA CERENIEWICZ

TEA IS NOT JUST a posh British 5 o’clock ritual. A good pot of tea can relax, reinvigorate or help focus. And there are plenty of shops that offer so many varieties (green, black, red, chai, etc), it’s mind-boggling. Apart from the leaves and tea-bags, most of these shops also offer cups, mugs and all sorts of accessories necessary to enjoy tea. teSelskabet Baunegårdsvej 5, Gentofte; Open: Tue-Thu 11:00-17:30, Fri 11:0018:00, Sat 10:00-14:00; 3965 6553; www.teselskabet.dk A tiny, cosy shop with a friendly staff and lots to choose from. Established by a man with passion, it’s a feel-good place with a great selection. They offer tea, love and harmony. At least that’s what it says on their delivery van. It’s not very close to the centre - the nearest train station is Bernstorffsvej St - but Gentofte Cinema is just around the corner, so perhaps a nice cup of tea before an early screening?

AC Perch’s Thehandel Kronprinsensgade 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Thu 09:00-17:30, Fri 09:0019:00, Sat 09:30-16:00; 3315 3562; www.perchs.dk Some 177 years of experience of making tea is impressive and has to count for something. Perch’s tea looks, smells and tastes wonderful. Even the box the tea comes in looks elegant and high-brow.

The tearoom requires reservations. The shop is located just off Strøget, so after shopping or a walk, it’s a good way to warm yourself up from the inside.

Sankt Nikolai Pub Quiz Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; Sat 20:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk Try out the new Saturday night quiz at this traditional English boozer, which has just opened around the corner from Kongens Nytorv. Four per team, 100kr per team, the winning team wins 400 kroner, four Sunday roast vouchers - having personally eaten one, I can testify that you don’t want to miss out on their Yorkshire puddings - and a round of drinks. Second place wins you four roasts, and third a round of drinks. BH History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr, no booking needed, duration 90 mins; www.historytours.dk The guide takes you through the old streets of the city, focusing on the period between 1400 and 1600. MSØ Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00 & Wed 15:30; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Charlie Scott’s Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday! Easter ’hygge’

All together now: “I’m a little teapot ...”

Chaya Lyngby Hovedgade 9C, Kgs. Lyngby; Jægersborg Allé 37, Charlottenlund; Open Mon-Thu 10:00-17:30, Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 09:30-14:00; www.chaya.dk The smell of tea is overwhelming at the boutiques. There’s a special cupboard, where you can smell and taste many different types of tea, and decide on the spot which one you like and will buy. The assortment is impressive and consists of tea, coffee, wine and many other delicious treats.

Thankfully there are two shops, so you can just choose the one closer to you, or take your bike on the train, if you don’t own a car.

Tante T Viktoriagade 6, Cph V; Open MonSat 10:00-22:00, Sun 10:00-21:00; 3210 3610; www.tante-t.dk/en A pleasant place that is both a tea store and a tea room. The founders of the shop are tea enthusiasts, which is reflected in the atmosphere and the collection of goodies. Sometimes reservations are required! It’s close to Central Station, so relatively easy to find and a good place to meet up in the afternoon.

Kids Day of Easter fun NEW Gentoftegade Bibliotek, Gentoftegade 45, Gentofte; S a t 11:00-13:00; free adm; contact 3998 5730 or gentoftebibliotek@gentofte.dk; www.genbib.dk Enjoy a day of Easter fun with the family. The day includes an Easter treasure hunt and ‘hygge’, with the possibility to draw a bunny, make ‘gækkebreve’ (Easter letters with riddles) or cut and paste different Easter decorations. MSØ Water – a world of adventures Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; opens Fri, Mon-Fri 09:30-17:99, Tue 09:3021:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk This water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments with water. But you shouldn’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to fight the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. This is an event for the entire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

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WHO NEEDS real sports, when Copenhagen Games 2012 is right around the corner? Designed for those who love e-sports, electronic entertainment and probably Star Trek and Star Wars, Cph Games is the ultimate experience for computer-game aficionados.

One of Scandinavia’s largest e-sport events, Cph Games assembles the crème de la crème of players and game developers, giving them the opportunity to socialise, play games and discuss common passions and interests. In other words, it is a haven for computer nerds.

Organised by SLAP.dk - Denmark’s largest and oldest e-sports organiser Cph Games is the country’s proudest gaming competition event, so dearly esteemed by fans that it counts on the support of over 50 volunteers. It takes place once a year and this year’s total prize pool is 49,100 euros. Who ever said being geeky doesn’t pay off?

Akin to a music festival, Cph Games is up and running for five straight days and attracts a widely international crowd. The participants are welcome to sleep over, so they can fully enjoy every glorious minute of the experience. Instead of tents, they have designated sleeping rooms, and rather than listening to music, they play games, and in this context, games rock harder than any artist ever could. Who needs Lady Gaga when you can have League of Legends?

So, what exactly happens at Cph Games? The simple answer is that a lot of electricity gets used up while an army of geeks plays itself to the bone. But it

More Easter fun Kroppedal Museum, NEW Kroppedals Allé 3, Taastrup; Sun, Tue and Thu (Apr 5) 13:00-15:00; tickets 30kr; www.kroppedal.dk Do you know how to run with an egg on a spoon? If not, you better start practicing now as the museum opens the doors for egg racing as well as other Easter fun with the family. This is also the chance to learn more about different Easter traditions, and to find out how the egg became a part of it. MSØ Easter egg hunt NEW Frederiksberg Have (meet up at the playground), Frederiksberg Runddel 3 E, Frederiksberg; Tue 10:00-15:00; free adm Join this Easter egg hunt that’s organised by Kinder Surprise. When you meet up at the playground, you will get a treasure map with instructions, and by the end of the day you’re guaranteed an Easter egg.

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is actually more intricate than that, or so I’m made to understand. There are fierce teams, complex rules, goals to achieve and awards to be won. Skill is everything and only the best make it through the tournament’s countless challenges. Last year’s event was enjoyed by over 700 gamers.

The participants comprise several different teams, who battle each other to the death, or, until they win the cash prizes: first place earns the winning team 9,400 euros, second place pays 4,700 euros and the third place 2,600 euros (the amounts may vary depending on the game). Not bad, considering most of the participants would probably play for free.

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The main tournaments include Counter Strike 1.6, Counter Strike Source, Starcraft II, League of Legends and Battlefield 3. If you recognise any of these names, you should probably consider joining in on the fun.

All in all, Cph Games is an exciting event that allows gamers from all over the world to get together and have a good time doing things most of us consider nerdy or geeky. Picture a mix between Woodstock and the characters of popular American TV show The Big Bang Theory.

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I’VE OFTEN THOUGHT the best part about travelling is experiencing new food, and a recent trip to Spain proved no different.

One dish that I simply couldn’t get enough of was ‘Paella de Marisco’ - Seafood Paella as it’s known in English.

Paella is a Catalan word that derives from the old French word ‘paelle’ for pan, which in turn comes from ‘patella’, the Latin word for pan as well.

Paella is a Valencian rice dish that originated in its modern form in the mid-19th century near Lake Albufera, a lagoon in Valencia, on the east coast of Spain.

While there are three internationally known types of paella - Valencian Paella, Mixed Paella and Seafood Paella - the latter would have to be my favourite.

While Valencian Paella consists of white rice, green vegetables, meat (rabbit, chicken, duck), land snails, beans and seasoning, Seafood Paella replaces meat and snails with seafood.

A truly delicious dish, paella has a reputation for being very hard to make well, which can frighten many people off.

But with a little practise you will be eating like the Spaniards in no time, and fancying a flamenco.

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you’ll find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it’s well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through.

PDR Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75215kr; www.reinwalds.dk Serving lunch and dinner, a director’s-script length of choices confronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The SushiTreat restaurant at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

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approx i litre fish stock 1 tsps saffron threads 2 tbsps olive oil 250 g firm fish fillets (such as blue eye), cut into 2cm pieces 1 brown onion, finely chopped 2 garlic cloves, crushed 2 cups arborio rice 2 tomatoes, peeled, deseeded, diced 2 tsps smoked paprika 500 g medium green king prawns, peeled, de-veined 150 g baby squid, cleaned, cut into 1 cm-thick rings 12 mussels, scrubbed, debearded 2/3 cup frozen peas Combine stock, 1 cup cold water and saffron in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Bring to the boil. Cover and reduce heat to medium-low. Keep at a simmer.

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Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully.

NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes.

The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe.

KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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oil in a 24cm (base) non-stick frying pan over a medium-high heat. Add fish and cook for 1 minute each side or until light golden. Transfer to a plate.

Add remaining 1 tablespoon oil to pan. Add onion and garlic. Cook for 5 minutes or until soft. Add rice, tomatoes and paprika. Stir to combine.

Using a spoon, spread mixture evenly over base of pan.

Add half the stock mixture to frying pan and bring to the boil over high heat. Shake pan to spread mixture across pan (do not stir). Reduce heat to medium. Cook uncovered, without stirring, for 10 minutes or until stock is absorbed.

Add prawns, squid and mussels, pressing into rice mixture. Add 1/8 litre of stock mixture and cook until all liquid is absorbed. Repeat with remaining stock mixture, 1/8 litre at a time, adding fish and peas with the last ladle (this will take 15 to 20 minutes).

Remove from heat. Stand, covered, for 5 minutes. Season with pepper. Serve.

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dim Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www. irishrover.dk You won’t find a more childfriendly pub in the whole city.

From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open Mon-Sat 12:00-22:00, pub open MonThu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; three-course lunch menu 155kr; www.brewpub. dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits.

Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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Deli’s fresh and fab food will make your belly dance CALLING your burger ‘gourmet’ does not justify you charging 130 kroner for it. Or at least not now Kødbyens Deli, a takeaway restaurant in the Meatpacking District, have started charging half that price for their deluxe and hearty take on the world’s favourite sandwich.

And before you ask if this a gimmick, that amazing value for money stretches across their entire menu, and the quality doesn’t dip on a single item.

When you walk into Kødbyens Deli, you’re not hit with the instant feeling that it serves impressively high-quality food, but they do. Opened in May 2011 by two professional chef friends, Emil and Frederik, this simplistic, spick and span deli - with basic décor and a couple of cosy corners with colourful cushions and a large chalkboard adorned with their menu and daily specials - prides itself on the freshness of its ingredients, and by freshness they mean “no freezer”, says Emil. Every single day, Kødbyens Deli gets a new supply of fresh meat, fish and spices, which explains the fine quality of the food they prepare. One can definitely always taste the difference when the ingredients used in a dish are fresh.

Kødbyens Deli claims that its speciality is its Fish ‘n’ Chips. Quite simply, Emil and Frederik, it is “the best”. The batter is crunchy and tasty, and the cod fish comes off in chunky layers and has the right amount of chew to it, proving its freshness. The hearty wedges are golden brown (cooked to a Danish taste, of course), tasty, crisp on the outside, and soft and smooth on the inside.

The Fish ‘n’ Chips comes in two options: for the men (Herre modellen), the fish comes with wedges and a good ol’ rich tartar sauce, while the women (Dame modellen) get their fish with a side serving of greens paired with tartar sauce – all for a worthy 60 kroner.

Or opt for the Chick ‘n’ Chips instead, which also comes with men’s or women’s menu options.

At The Copenhagen Post, we had the privilege of tasting a few of the dishes for lunch, and all of us agreed that it was pretty fantastic food for a takeaway place. Also, it didn’t go un-noticed that their dishes came in generous portions.

A chicken breast is usually a tricky piece of meat to cook as it can easily dry out, but it was succulent and tender in their chicken sandwiches, while the salmon was chunky and flaky (in a good way) in their salmon sandwiches.

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The men’s Fish ‘n’ Chips is simply “the best” claim the deli’s owners

The sandwich breads they use are homemade and look heavy, but they turned out to be light and soft – perfect for a filling, yet not too heavy for lunch. Or even for the weight-conscious.

Worthy of a taste too is their dish of the day – we were pleasantly surprised with a tomato-based fish stew with aubergines, potatoes, and caramelised onion. The use of tomatoes in stew can be a tricky one as tomato pastes have a sharp and sour taste and need to be cooked till they’re almost burnt before they release their sweetness - Kødbyens

Deli’s was cooked to perfection. Thankfully, much attention was given to the fish. They made sure the fish wasn’t swimming in the stew in tiny, unidentifiable pieces. Instead, fresh, white and large fillets of codfish were placed on top of the stew. The stew had a soft and delicate taste that made you want to snuggle up in bed in this cold climate and feast on it – which is also so perfect that they are a takeaway deli!

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NCE YOU have been doing reviews for a while (which I have), you find that your arse is actually an extremely good judge of movies. When it is happy and content and enjoying the movie, it has no problem plopping down into the theatre chair and being sat on for two hours at a time. But for Wrath of the Titans, the other moviegoers must have assumed that I was doing chair aerobics for all the times that I had to change positions in my chair.

Wrath seems to have all the necessary elements you would expect for a top-drawer action movie: plenty of action and production design, just a hint of romance to round the characters without taking away from the action, good bits of comedy spread throughout, and just enough of an interesting story to help tie everything together.

Unfortunately, instead of a film of mythological proportions, it is legendary only because it fizzles like an old soda.

Wrath… begins ten years after Clash… Our hero from Clash…, Perseus (Worthington sporting something of a mullet) is trying to live a normal human existence as a single father and fisherman, turning his back on his halfgodly heritage. Unbeknownst to him, shadiness is afoot. Cronos, who was imprisoned by his three sons, Hades (Fiennes), Poseidon (Huston) and Zeus (Neeson) – during the old war of the

“I giveth onto thee, the newest Norwegian black metal band: Titan Wrath” gods, has brokered a deal with Hades and Ares (Martinez), Zeus’s less loved son, to sap Zeus’s god-power to help him break free from his imprisonment in the underworld.

With much consternation – his town is being besieged by beasts from below and his son is being threatened – Perseus goes on a quest to rescue Zeus from Tartarus, with the help of Queen Andromeda (Pike), Agenor (Kebbell), the son of Poseidon, and Hephaestus (Nighy), a fallen god. In the process he could, just maybe, find a cure for can-

cer, lead the way to save the world from the impending annihilation and start a world class extermination company.

Okay, well one out of three ain’t bad.

The acting in ‘Wrath…’ was neither titanic nor olympic, but rather worn, like my old Metallica ‘Kill ‘em all’ cassette tape. I would expect more from the likes of Neesom, Fiennes, Nighy, Worthington and even Edgar Ramirez. However, Liebesman as a director is not exactly known for his great characterisations in films, unless you consider Battle-Los Angeles and Texas

Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning terrific examples of script and character development.

But as bad as the acting was (perhaps if the characters were muted every time they spoke it might have been acceptable), the production was actually really good. The 3D was seamless and headache free, the action well choreographed with tons of energy, and the CGI special effect monsters and villains splendid (the giant firey Cronos notwithstanding) – with a sound track that kept pace in every way.

Predictable, only grandma shines The Lucky One (11)

Dir: Scott Hicks; US drama 2012, 101 mins; Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner

Premiered June 7 Playing nationwide

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HE LUCKY ONE doesn’t deliver many plot twists, and if you have seen the trailer, you basically saw the whole film. But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. You know what to expect, so you can’t claim to be

disappointed by it. It’s a romantic drama, so don’t anticipate fireworks.

The main character, Logan, a marine, believes that he survived Iraq thanks to a photo of a woman he found in the rubble. He sets out to find her and thank her. Lacking the right words, he takes up a job as her helper in the kennel and waits for the opportune moment. Feelings develop, cue an envious ex, a little bit of drama, a lot of glorification of the war, and a tragic dénouement.

The person behind The Lucky One is Scott Hicks (Shine) – a renowned director and an Oscar nominee. His direction was seamless, but it remains to be seen if this film

will reach the acclaim some of his other creations received.

What jumps from the screen here are the nature shots. It may sound cheesy and unfair to the actors, but the views simply steal the spotlight. The lush green of the forests, the tranquil lake, the stormy river – all rather transparently reflect and highlight the innermost feelings of the characters.

Perhaps the fault lies in the predictable script. The characters’ personalities were well developed, but unfortunately not very original – bordering on stereotypes. Nothing in the dialogue popped up as dazzling, and Efron’s lines were just downright stiff and cli-

chéd (whether it was the script or Efron himself will be left unsaid). Schilling’s Beth lacked spunk. Thankfully, Blythe Danning takes the cherry in this one. Cheerful and cheeky, for a grandma, she brings warmth and humour the others lack and glues the whole thing together.

Another small complaint is that the film could have been a tad shorter. A couple of minutes less would have meant a more dynamically paced story – and much less eye-rolling.

Apart from that, it was a pleasant enough film – not bad, but not anything special either.

DIANA CERENIEWICZ

Look at who’s all grown-up

In essence, we are given half of a movie worth watching and another half that gives one ants in the pants.

‘Clash…’ was too bogged down in Greek mythology and yet still managed to gross around 500 million worldwide. With ‘Wrath…’, they’ve made the story simpler (maybe too much so), but still manage to make a better film than the first, although truth be told, that’s not difficult. While this film may not be worthy of the gods, it will suffice for us mortal humans. Just maybe bring an extra pillow for your bum.

FILM

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New this Week Mirror, Mirror (7) Dir: Tarsem Singh; US dramady, 2012, 106 mins; Lily Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer One of the most beloved stories of all time is coming to life in the film for the whole family, Mirror Mirror. A fresh and funny retelling of the Snow White legend, Mirror Mirror features breakout star Lily Collins as Snow White, a princess in exile, and Julia Roberts as the evil queen who ruthlessly rules her captured kingdom. MH

The Ides of March (3) Dir: George Clooney; US drama, 2011, 101 mins; Geore Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti Initially, the film seems too sleek. But then the film takes a few unexpected turns, which creates intriguing conflicts. LD

Avoid like the Plague This Means War (11)

Dir: Martin Scorsese; US drama, 2011, 128 mins; Asa Butterfield, Chloë Moretz, Ben Kingsley, Jude Law A wondrous blend of fantasy and mystery that will appeal to adults as well as children. MH

Dir: McG; US com, 2012, 98 mins; Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy, Til Schweiger This Means War is about two spies who are close friends, and how they compete over the same girl. Directed by McG, this film shifts with random bursts of energy. The script is mediocre, and the settings are off. The only pleasure comes from watching Bronson and Captain Kirk fighting over Legally Blonde. MH

Shame (15)

Project X (15)

Book Your Tickets Hugo (15)

Dir: Steve McQueen; UK drama, 2011, 101 mins; Michael, Carey Mulligan, Nicole Beharie Shame is a claustrophobic drama of intensity and urgency. It will make any recent films seem trivial and tame, a strange and unique beast indeed. It’s mature drama, bravely tackling complicated subject matter for those looking to experience something different. It’s original, visceral and disquieting - in the way only cinema can be. MW

Dir: Nima Nourizadeh; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown At 88 minutes, the film manages to outstay its welcome, playing like an overlong episode of The Inbetweeners with 100 times the budget and none of the charm. It’s big, loud and pointless. It’s probably going to be massive. MW

Also Playing The Hunger Games (11) Dir: Gary Ross; US sci-fi, 2012, 142 mins; Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson Ross has successfully dissected and expanded the book and produced something that works as a film - so long as you’re not too precious about its origins. MH

The Iron Lady (3) Dir: Phyllida Lloyed; UK/ Fra drama, 2012, 105 mins; Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent, Olivia Colman, Richard E Grant From the first frame there’s a growing awareness that our perceptions of this woman are being gently and skilfully manipulated by director Phyllida Lloyd and screenwriter Abi Morgan, so much so that regardless of your political persuasion you’d have to be resolutely stubborn or emotionally retarded in failing to be moved by this biopic. Nevertheless, Margaret Thatcher is full blooded; she lives and breathes before your eyes. This film belongs entirely to Streep. MW

The Descendants (7) Dir: Alexander Payne; US dramedy, 2011, 115 mins; Geore Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Amara Miller Despite the nominations, Clooney delivers a performance we’ve seen many times before. LD

The Artist (3)

John Carter (11)

Dir: Michel Hazanavicius; Fra/Bel dramedy, 2011, 100 mins; Jean Dujardin, Bernice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell It’s difficult to see why this film is being championed so highly.

Many will defend it by claiming that detractors are put off by a lack of colour, dialogue, explosions and other contemporary mainstays. But really their efforts would be better spent lauding Chaplin’s Modern Times or Murnau’s Sunrise. MW

Dir: Andrew Stanton; US sci-fi, 2012, 132 mins; Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Mark Strong John Carter is enjoyable, but not memorable. Somehow it feels that Disney should stick to what Disney does best - animations - and leave live-action films to others. But if you don’t mind formulaic plot devices and only crave a bit of light-hearted entertainment, it’s a pleasant enough way to spend two hours. DC

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (11)

My Week With Marilyn (3)

Dir: Tomas Alfredson; UK/ Fra/Ger thriller, 2011, 127 mins; Gary Oldman, John Hurt, Ciaran Hinds, Colin Firth, Mark Strong, Kathy Burke, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hardy Atmospheric and stylish yes, but this has to be the most un-thrilling thriller of recent memory. MW

Dir: Simon Curtis; US drama, 2011, 99 mins; Michelle Williams, Eddie Redmayne, Kenneth Branagh It is rather difficult to portray an actress whose image is still so ‘alive’. Williams captures the innocence, flirtation and insecurity of Monroe very well, delivering a complex performance. However, Williams never seems to fully exude the sexuality of Monroe.

That was the message of this film, that Monroe was different in real life than her worldwide image. Nevertheless, Williams lacks the natural sexuality that Monroe always projeced. ED

Jiro Dreams of Sushi (3) Dir: David Gelb; US documentary, 2012, 81 mins; Jiro Ono, Yoshikazu Ono Jiro Dreams of Sushi is the story of 85 year-old Jiro Ono, considered by many to be the world’s greatest sushi chef. It gives a penetrating look at traditional Japanese culture and is a tasty treat for sushi snobs. MH

Safe House (15) Dir: Daniel Espinosa; US action, 2012, 117 mins; Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds If you’re a fan of good, dynamic directing, Washington’s darker, more menacing characters, and Reynold’s bruised face, you will like Safe House. DC

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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (3) Dir: John Madden; UK dramady, 2012, 124 mins; Judy Dench, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson A dissapointingly familiar form with surprisingly charming content. Take your mum. MW

Contraband (15) Dir: John Madden; UK dramady, 2012, 124 mins; Judy Dench, Bill Nighy, Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson The story is like a puzzle, but the audiance isn’t given all the pieces. Instead, we are given bits and pieces that tend to only make sense later on when we see their true meaning in context. We are supossed to be dazzled by the cleverness of the idea, as each accomplishment is revealed along with the realisation of what must have taken place. Still, overal it’s an entertaining experience. LD

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (11) Dir: Stephen Daldry; US drama, 2011, 129 mins; Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Thomas Horn If you’re a moviegoer who enjoys having your heartstring plucked like a bluegrass banjo, this is the king of movie you will be gushing over this while drinking double mocha non-fat cappuccinos with your friends. KE

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 29 MARCH - WEDNESDAY 4 APRIL 2012 All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for confirmation.

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk The Artist (7) 17:30 The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 15:00-19:45 The Descendants (7) 22:15 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (11) 17:15 Hugo 3D (7) 19:30-22:15 The Ides of March (3) 12:30-14:45-20:00-22:15 Shame (15) 12:30-15:00-20:00-22:30

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 16:30-18:45 The Ides of March (3) 17:00 Shame (15) 20:45

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 The Artist (7) 11:30-16:30-21:30 The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 14:00-19:00 The Descendants (7) 11:30-19:30-21:30 The Ides of March (3) 12:00-14:15-16:30-18:45-21:00 The Iron Lady (3) 14:00-19:00

CINEMATEKET

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Journey to Italy 14:00 (Sat) Rebecca 19:45 (Tue) Seabiscuit 12:30 (Thu & Fri) The Secret Agent 21:45 (Sat) She & He 16:45 (Tue) Strangers on a Train 19:15 (Sun) Submarine 16:45 (Wed) Wrong Rosary 19:00 (Fri)

FALKONER BIO

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 19:30 Contraband (15) 22:00 The Descendants (7) 21:15 Hugo 2D (7) 18:30 The Hunger Games (11) 13:10-16:05-19:00-21:10 The Ides of March (3) 22:00 The Iron Lady (3) 19:40

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk The Artist (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:00 The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 11:30-14:30-17:00-19:30 The Descendants (7) 11:15-21:30 The Lady (15) 21:30 (Sun) Les Petits Mouchoirs 18:30 (Mon) Shame (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:15-21:30

PALADS

Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 19:00-21:30 Contraband (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (11) 18:30-21:10 Hugo 3D (7) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:15 The Hunger Games (11) 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:30 The Ides of March (3) 12:00-14:15-16:30-19:15-21:40 The Iron Lady (3) 11:30-13:50-16:10-19:10-21:30 John Carter 2D(11) 18:30-21:15 Mirror, Mirror (7) 21:00 Project X (15) 12:00-14:00-16:00-18:30-21:00 Shame (15) 18:30-21:10 This Means War (11) 19:15-21:40 Wrath of the Titans 2D (11) 11:30-13:50-16:10 Wrath of the Titans 3D (11) 17:30-19:00-21:30

KINOPALÆET

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby The Best Excotic Marigold Hotel (3) 18:45 Contraband (15) 21:30 The Descendants (7) 18:30-21:00 Hugo 2D (7) 18:30-21:15 Hugo 3D (7) 10:00-12:45-15:30 The Hunger Games (11) 10:00-13:00-16:00-18:30-21:30 The Ides of March (3) 19:00-21:15 The Iron Lady (3) 19:00 This Means War (11) 21:00 Wrath of the Titans 2D (11) 14:20-16:30 Wrath of the Titans 3D (11) 19:00-21:10

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Contraband (15) 19:00-21:40 Hannibal & Jerry (3) 10:00 Hugo 3D (7) 14:15-18:30 The Hunger Games (11) 10:00-12:50-15:40-16:4018:30-20:00-21:30 John Carter 3D (11) 13:30-21:10 Mission: Impossible - GP (15) 21:00 Project X (15) 21:40 Safe House (15) 21:20 This Means War (11) 19:30 Wrath of the Titans 2D (11) 18:45 Wrath of the Titans 3D (11) 17:00-19:15-21:30

GLORIA

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk My Week With Marilyn (3) 14:30 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (11) 21:15

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Jiro Dreams of Sushi (3) 13:00-14:30-18:00 Shame (15) 16:00-19:30-21:30

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TELEVISION

30 March - 4 April 2012

PICK O THE W F EEK

Stephen Fry’s 100 Greatest Gadgets

spor t THE W OF EEK

BBC Entertainment, Wed 21:10

THE EDITOR of a well-known magazine told me how a TV show interviewed him on a subject he’s an expert on. He was proud of his work: he had been witty, succinct and presumed he’d command a hefty section of the programme. He told colleagues and family to tune in. So imagine his horror to discover he didn’t feature at all. Instead, all of his opinions had been fed to ‘celebs’– you know, reality TV, commercials, soaps, that sort of thing.

The worst ones are the retrospectives when guests recall phenomena that occurred when they were barely three years old – but they’re easy viewing and among the obvious observations, there are bound to a few moments on Stephen Fry’s 100 Greatest Gadgets worth catching.

Another programme you should watch while reading a book is Martin Scorsese’s George Harrison: Living in the Material World (DR2, Tue 20:55). Watched in its three-hour entirety will induce insomnia – pass out to the bit about his love of Eastern mysticism, and your dreams will be groovy man.

Harrison was always a bit strange.

He once cheated death by chanting “Hare Krishna” at the man who was stabbing him – not sure this would have made most people stop.

Somebody should have stopped them making Ben Hur. There can’t be many miniseries actually shorter than the original movie, but this is one of them. Just 5.7 is not a good score on IMBD, but hey, you’re going to tune in for the chariot race, right?

Better rated (65 on Metacritic) is the first season of The Defenders (TV2 Zulu, Sun 07:40), but would you Adam and Eve it m’lord, it’s another legal eagle drama. How many of these things can we take?

Elsewhere, it’s a week of insight into lost civilisations in The Last Aztec (both episodes from DRK, Wed 20:00); US-Mexico BBC Ent, Wed 21:10 Stephen Fry’s 100 Greatest Gadgets illegal migration activities in The Border (DR HD, Fri 20:00 & Wed 22:20); Simon & Garfunkel (SV2, Sat 19:00 & Tue 23:00); The Story of Jesus (SV2, Mon-Wed 18:00); and the making of Tom’s Diner - Suzanne Vega (DRK, Tue 20:30). And finally, Sport Relief (BBC Ent, Sun 18:00) gets a screening a week after being shown in the UK. BEN HAMILTON DR1, Mon-Tue 21:35 Ben Hur

SV2, Thu 23:40 US Masters: first round

FILM O THE W F EEK

DR2, Fri 20:00 Nine

Friday 30

Saturday 31

Sunday 1

Monday 2

Tuesday 3

Wednesday 4

Thursday 5

17:00-17:50 White Collar Blue (Aus crime series, 2002) 21:30-23:20 It’s Complicated (US romcom, 2009) Meryl Streep 23:20-01:00 10th & Wolf (US crime, 2006) James Marsden

20:00-21:30 102 Dalmatians (US com, 2000) Glenn Close, Gérard Depardieu 23:00-00:20 Fakers (UK crime, 2004) Matthew Rhys

19:00-20:00 Expedition Guyana (UK doc series, 2008) 20:00-21:00 Downton Abbey (UK drama series, 2011) 22:45-00:10 McBride (US crime series, 2005)

17:00-17:50 White Collar Blue 20:00-20:50 Life (UK doc, 2009) 21:35-23:05 Ben Hur (Can/UK/Ger/ Spa miniseries, 2010) Stephen Campbell Moore, Ray Winstone, Marc Warren, Alex Kingston, Hugh Bonneville, Ben Cross

17:00-17:50 White Collar Blue 21:35-23:05 Ben Hur - concluding episode

17:00-17:50 White Collar Blue 23:20-00:55 Two Weeks (US com, 2006) Sally Field

16:55-18:30 Midsomer Murders (UK crime series, 2009) 21:20-23:05 The Sentinel (US thriller, 2006) Michael Douglas 23:05-00:40 16 Blocks (US action, 2006) Bruce Willis

17:55-18:40 Hitler’s Bodyguard (UK doc, 2008) 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Sherlock Holmes 20:00-21:50 Nine (US musical, 2009) Penelope Cruz

16:00-19:00 Gandhi (UK drama, 1982) Ben Kingsley 20:45-22:30 Inside Job (US doc, 2011)

17:30-20:00 Into the Mind (UK doc, 2011) 21:00-21:50 The Great Rift (UK doc, 2010) 21:50-22:00 River Cottage (UK food program, 2010)

17:55-18:40 Hitler’s Bodyguard (UK doc, 2008) 18:40-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Life in the Canopy (UK series, 2009) 22:15-22:30 River Cottage 23:30-23:55 The Daily Show

17:55-18:40 Hitler’s Bodyguard (UK doc, 2008) 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Life in the Canopy 20:55-22:30 & 23:00-00:45 George Harrison - Living in the Material World (US music doc, 2011)

17:55-18:40 Hitler’s Bodyguard (UK doc, 2008) 18:40-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Life in the Canopy 23:50-00:15 The Daily Show

18:20-19:10 Hitler’s Bodyguard 19:10-20:00 Natural World - Desert Lions (UK nature, 2006) 20:45-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2004) 22:50-00:15 Swept Away (UK, Ita romcom, 2002) Madonna

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:55-00:40 Rambo (US action, 2008) Sylvester Stallone

20:00-21:40 Crocodile Dundee (Aus comedy, 1986) Paul Hogan 22:30-00:05 Wrong Turn at Tahoe (US thriller, 2009) Cuba Gooding Jr

20:00-20:55 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2010)

17:05-18:00 Friends 23:40-00:30 Red Corner (US crime, 1997) Richard Gere

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:00-00:30 Bad Company (US action, 2002) Anthony Hopkins

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2011) 22:30-00:40 The Sum of all Fears (US action, 2002) Ben Affleck

20:00-22:40 Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (UK/US drama, 2001) Daniel Radcliffe 22:40-00:20 Gamer (US scifi, 2009) Gerard Butler

17:45-18:40 King of Queens 18:40-19:30 Friends 19:30-21:15 Volcano (US drama, 1997) Tommy Lee Jones 21:15-22:55 Max Payne (US action, 2008) Mark Wahlberg 22:55-01:10 Aliens (US scifi, 1986) Sigourney Weaver

18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:40 Friends 20:10-21:00 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

07:40-21:00 The Defenders (US drama series, 2010) season one 23:00-23:45 New Girl 23:45-00:30 2 Broke Girls (US com series, 2011)

17:45-18:40 King of Queens 18:40-19:30 Friends 21:00-23:10 Die Hard (US action, 1988) Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman

17:45-18:40 King of Queens 18:40-19:30 Friends 21:00-23:00 Die Hard 2 (US action, 1990) Bruce Willis

17:45-18:40 King of Queens 18:40-19:30 Friends 21:00-23:05 Die Hard 4.0 (US action, 2007) Bruce Willis

17:45-18:40 King of Queens 18:40-19:30 Friends 21:00-22:55 Speed (US action, 1994) Keanu Reeves

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 19:55-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:50 The Night Listener (US thriller, 2006) 22:50-01:15 The Bone Collector (US thriller, 1999) Denzel Washington

21:00-23:05 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (US scifi, 2003) Arnold Schwarzenegger 23:05-01:25 Eraser (US action, 1996) Arnold Schwarzenegger

21:00-23:20 Terminator Salvation (US scifi, 2009) Christian Bale 23:20-01:10 The Night Listener (US thriller, 2006)

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 The Mentalist 22:50-23:50 America’s Next Top Model (US reality series, 2011) 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 NCIS 22:50-23:50 America’s Next Top Model 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 22:50-23:50 America’s Next Top Model 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 22:50-23:50 America’s Next Top Model 23:50-00:50 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-01:55 Top Gear

09:50-01:15 Top Gear

13:00-16:00 The Simpsons 22:30-23:30 US Fear Factor (US reality series, 2007)

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 21:00-22:00 How I Met Your Mother 22:00-23:00 Grimm

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-01:20 Champions League: live coverage of either Barcelona vs AC Milan or Bayern Munich vs Marseille

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a Half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-01:20 Champions League: live coverage of Chelsea vs Benfica or Real Madrid vs APOEL

21:00-23:30 UEFA Europa League 23:30-01:55 Escape to Victory (US drama, 1981) Sylvester Stallone

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-18:55 Private Practice 18:55-19:55 Gilmore Girls 19:55-21:00 My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (UK doc) 21:00-22:50 Suburban Girl (US romcom, 2007)

20:00-21:00 Small Teen, Bigger World (UK doc series, 2011) 21:00-23:05 Something To Talk About (US com, 1995) Julia Roberts 23:05-00:05 Gossip Girl (US drama series, 2007)

22:55-23:55 Kids Behind Bars (UK doc) 23:55-00:50 US Biggest Loser

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House MD 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 22:55-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 21:00-22:00 Small Teen, Bigger World 22:00-23:00 Charla Nash Story - Miracle in the Making (UK doc, 2011) 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Gilmore Girls 21:00-21:55 Good Christian Bitches (US drama series, 2011) 21:55-22:55 Dance Moms (US doc, 2011) 22:55-23:50 Gossip Girl

17:10-19:05 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:05-20:00 Big Bang Theory (US comedy series) 20:00-22:40 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (US drama, 2007) Daniel Radcliffe

19:00-21:00 Once Upon a Time (US adventure series, 2011) 21:00-23:30 Batman Forever (US action, 1995) Chris O’Donnell

19:05-20:00 Big Bang Theory 22:10-23:10 Alcatraz (US drama series) 23:10-00:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 22:00-23:45 Piranha (US drama, 2010) 23:45-01:35 CSI

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 22:00-23:00 Alcatraz 23:00-23:55 Big Bang Theory

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 22:00-23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 23:00-23:55 CSI

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI