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Daniel and his multi-storeyed dreamscape

CONTENTS Performance

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Exhibitions

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Music

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Lifestyle

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Kids

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Food

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Editor Ben Hamilton

Art Editor Bonnie Fortune

Film Editor Jessica Hanley

Regular contributors: Arun Sharma, Mark Walker, Aviaja Bebe, Emily McLean, Sofie Gravers Jacobsen, Kasper R Guldberg, Mihai Bica Kevin Evancio, Franziska Bork Petersen, Luke Richardson Elizabeth Dellapenna, Anee Jayaraj, Jaya Rao, Simon Cooper, Alexis Kunsak, Eric B Duckert, Pete Streader, Vanessa Ellingham Guide Listings: Amy Strada (performance) Rikke K Mathiassen (events and kids) Daniel van der Noon (music), Bjarke Smith-Meyer (TV) Information may be displayed for free at the editor’s discretion. Unrequested material is not returned. We do not take responsibility for changes and mistakes, but please contact the editor regarding misleading information at ben@cphpost.dk. Additionally, we welcome readers’ comments about any of the material published in InOut CPH. Copyright owned by CPHPOST.DK ApS [www.cphpost.dk].

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WOULD IT detract from the appealing nature of his art if I pointed out something underneath your nose? That’s right. Daniel Van der Noon (see G2 for details regarding his new exhibition) is the same DVDN who has been writing our music listings for the last four years.

It kind of explains the cheeky photo caption, although that’s never stopped me in the past.

“Cronyism,” you cry. “What do I need to do to get preferential treatment?” Well, very little. Write to us and we’ll do our best to fit you in somewhere if the event fulfils our very loose criteria. But Daniel, I think, is very worthy of the attention – it would appear that people very much enjoy looking at his art.

Of course, he isn’t the first InOuter to leave for better pastures – we tend to attract his type: talented people we can exploit for as long as we can get away with it.

The founder, Thomas Fleurquin, is of course Mr Distortion.

Ben Clement, an assistant editor between 2007 and 2008, is an

award-winning architecture artist. Gabriel Birnbaum, who filled that position for most of 2009, is a relatively acclaimed songwriter called Boy Without God. Even Jeffrey Hunter, another music listings writer, had his moment in the media when he offered to pay 10,000 kroner to anyone who could get him a job … okay, I’ll stop there – you won’t get my point as there wasn’t really one.

But for some reason, I have a feeling we haven’t heard the last of Eric B Duckert, who has decided to call it a day as the writer of Going Underground (see G8). In many ways, the column is a thankless task, and what I’ve discovered since launching it in 2011 is that the underground folk don’t like giving too much notice on their events. Still, it will return with a new writer in five weeks’ time – this supplement was founded as a gateway to the underground scene, and that won’t change on my watch. It’s just a shame the events are so hard to find out about.

We on the other hand are giving you plenty of time to plan a trip to the reopening of the Red Lion (see G9) on February 1; and look out for our extensive coverage of the month-long Wondercool festival in next week’s issue.

Yeah, we think ahead – that’s so uncool.

Before you say your eight-year-old could do that, ask yourself: Would they really have the patience?

Daniel Van der Noon – Selected Storeys

Galleri Jules Julian, Palægade 7 st.tv, Cph K; starts Feb 1 17:00-20:00, ends March 9; open Tue-Fri 12:00-20:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; 3331 1067; www.danielvandernoon.com, www.julesjulian.dk ARTIST Daniel Van der Noon has landed far from where he first started – both figuratively and geographically.

Originally a student in literature and philosophy, the British artist relocated to Copenhagen several years ago on an exchange with the University of Leeds. Enticed by the country’s dreary climate – or rather, an artist residency in Aarhus – he later returned to Denmark with pen in hand and began to garner acclaim for his intricate-yet-playful drawings of cityscapes and skylines.

And starting in February, Van der Noon will make another triumphant return, this time to Copenhagen to show a selection of his drawings at the Galleri Jules Julian − his first solo exhibition in the capital.

This collection will showcase the styles that have become Van der Noon’s trademark: soaring skyscrapers, lively illustrations and his signature window drawings – urban horizons portrayed across glass surfaces.

Van der Noon’s organically formed drawings have often been described as ornamentally naive, bringing a human aspect to the painstaking detail of his cityscapes.

By analysing the framework through which

Performance Carmen

Store Scene, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends March 20, performances at 19:00 on Sat & Wed; tickets: 125-895kr, www.kglteater. dk, 3369 6969; 225 mins with intermission; sung in French with Danish supertitles This particular production of Carmen by Scottish director David McVicar premiered at the Royal Danish Theatre three years ago and now it’s back to lift your spirits during the dull, dreary winter. Georges Bizet’s classic opera is full of steamy Spanish passion, eroticism, raucous stage scenes and familiar songs that will have you swaying on your haunches. CS

buildings, roads and infrastructure are built, his elaborate drawings re-examine the mapping of cities and simultaneously have a powerful effect on the viewer’s imagination.

The artist explains that he has long grappled with the concept of middle ground, be it between words and language or art and aesthetics.

“My work has always been about both language, symbolism and, of course, architecture, and much of the work is a combination of all three,” Van der Noon told InOut. Two diverse styles operate within his drawings, he explained. The first is architectural pieces, including individual studies of buildings and extensive cityscapes. The second is what he calls ‘human equations’, or “automatic drawings churned out through long drawing sessions that emit stories, characters, theories, confessions, memories, dreams and thoughts in a random, illogical format”.

It’s this bridging of styles that operates within the collection in this show, according to Van der Noon. The coming exhibition’s works can mainly be classified as architectural pieces – both individual studies on buildings and extensive cityscapes. They are created with meticulous detail and a simultaneously whimsical nature, blurring the lines between conceptual and figurative, real and fictitious.

The title of his upcoming exhibition, ‘Selected Storeys’, plays with this very idea: the city as a fictitious concept.

“The selected storeys aren’t just the storeys of a building, but also the numerous

Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp

Krudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, Cph Ø; ends Sun, performances Wed-Fri 19:00, Sat-Sun 15:00; Tickets: Adults 160kr, under-12s 120kr; www.ctcircle.dk Forget what you think you know about Aladdin from the Disney movie, as the Copenhagen Theatre Circle’s panto is more based on the original Chinese version that has been wowing children the world over for centuries.

Following his success with Cinderella in late 2011, Barry McKenna is once again the writer and director and promises a show that will delight and win over audiences of all ages. This Saturday and Sunday, there will also be an opportunity to get up and close with the actors and actresses after the show. EM

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stories found on a single floor of an apartment block from the mind of a single person, of which there are billions packed in cities around the world,” Van der Noon explained. “It is a point of view of seeing the world from my closed circuit.”

In this way, Van der Noon explained, the pieces speak collectively to questions about human perspective within a city.

“The work, when constituted as a whole, is in its simplest terms, is about consciousness and the natural environments in which we display, nurture and hone that consciousness: the city.”

Beyond his show at Jules Julian, Van der Noon has lofty aspirations for the future, hoping to expand the international success of his work across the world and garner urban recognition for his cityscapes.

“My aims for the future are to find my art works in a Qatari art collection, and my cityscapes listed as republics, municipalities and principalities,” he jokes. “Although there are no real people living in these places, there are certainly more windows in my bigger city pieces than in the cities of smaller states – like San Marino, for example.”

Galleri Jules Julian features contemporary works from Danish and international artists alike across various media and expressions. The opening of Van der Noon’s exhibition at the gallery will also feature music from Copenhagen-based DJ EIF (Fie Paarup).

Republique, Lille Scene, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; ends Wed, performances Tue, Wed & Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 40200kr; www.republique.dk Treat yourself to this roomful of aerial dance, a combination of acrobatics and dance with rigging and abseiling equipment thrown in - it makes traditional dance look like it’s from the Dark Ages. Two ‘spider-women’, Danish/Israeli dancer Esther Wrobel and French circus artist Emilie Loger run, dive, climb and throw themselves around their confines. They bring new meaning to Lionel Richie’s song ‘Dancing on the Ceiling’. Anyone going to see this piece should prepare for the extraordinary − if you think it can’t be done, it probably can. It’s as if Wrobel and Loger are part of some surreal game where the laws of gravity don’t apply. EM

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Den fiffige lille ræv

Opera house, Store Scene, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Feb 3, performances 20:00 (unless stated) on Fr1, Sun (15:00), Feb 3; tickets 95-495kr; 90 mins, no intermission; sung in Danish; www.kglteater.dk Leoš Janáček’s charming light opera Den fiffige lille ræv (The Cunning Little Vixen), which is being staged by renowned international director Francisco Negrin, is an imaginative and lively interpretation.

Expect an impressive towering set, colourful projections, and a stage alive with a myriad of imaginatively costumed creatures and larger-than-life creepy-crawlies. PS

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National Museum of Photography at the Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Feb 9; open Mon-Sat 10:00-19:00; Tickets 40kr, concessions available, under-16s free adm; www.kb.dk/da/dia/ fotomuseum THE LUXEMBOURG-BORN American photographer Edward Steichen (1879-1973) is one of the most influential photographers in the history of the art. At the age of 15, he began studying lithography, and alongside his studies he taught himself to draw and paint. A year later, he bought his first camera and soon after started to work as a photographer.

Steichen was a revolutionary – he was one of the first people in the USA to use a colour camera and therefore one of the earliest to experiment with colour photography. His work was groundbreaking, not only in terms of technique but also in terms of his approach, as he became part of the Pictorialist movement. Up until the Pictorialist movement, many maintained that photography was merely a recording of reality, but the movement sought out to prove that photography could be art too. The movement founded Pictorialism in

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the photography world − a style where the photographer sought out to create an image or situation, rather than just record it.

This is evident in Steichen’s portraits as well as the fact that in 1911 he became one of the very first fashion photographers. Despite being accused of selling out, Steichen was adamant that photographing fashion was an art form. He later moved into portraits and took some definitive pictures of celebrities such as Charlie Chaplin and Winston Churchill, many of which are on display at the exhibition.

Steichen’s work is very broad and diverse, and the exhibition has a vast display of his stunning portraits, which range from stylish fashion portraits to ghostly black and white portraits dating back to the very beginning of the last century. There are also breathtaking landscapes, both in colour and black and white. There are furthermore some photographs of various situations, such as street photographs and experimental subjects that serve as a valuable documentation of life and the artform in the early decades of the 20th century.

The photographs on display are multifaceted, not only in their nature but also due to the fact that Steichen’s work starts at the beginning of the 20th century and spans several decades. The exhibition also contains select photographs by

various other artists that serve as proof of his lasting influence on other artists and the world of photography as a whole.

The exhibition is a mustsee for those who are devout fans of the medium, and no less so for those who know nothing of the artform, as you couldn’t wish for a better way

to take a beginners’ course on the history of photography.

The exhibition is hosted by the National Museum of Photography, which has cleverly chosen the basement of the Black Diamond of the Royal Library. Although it might be seen as incidental, putting the exhibition on display in the

windowless basement accentuates the romantic atmosphere of the dim photographs − particularly the portraits.

Apart from the temporary exhibitions, the Black Diamond houses the National Museum of Photograpy, the Royal Book Museum and the Danish Museum of illustration. The

central location of the Black Diamond, combined with the comparatively late opening hours, makes it an ideal place to unwind after a long day at work, as well as a lazy weekend stroll.

Leigh Ledare, et al.

Ryan Wallace

Other Landscapes

American Photography

One of These Days

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Weds 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk New York-based artist Leigh Ledare presents his first solo exhibition in Scandinavia. The artist explores intimate familial relationships and broken social taboos – specifically a complicated and often highly sexualised mother and son relationship through photography, text, and archival material. BF

Marianne Friis Gallery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; ends March 2; open WedFri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:0016:00; www.mariannefriisgallery.com Ryan Wallace is a minimalist artist based in New York. He works with painting and sculpture. BF

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Feb 15; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www. galleryb15.dk Ken Denning is inspired by landscapes. He presents new work in this solo exhibition.

Denning creates contemporary landscapes through various artistic mediums including etching and drawing. BF

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends March 2; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilasstaerk.dk Photographer Torbjørn Rødland presents new work in this solo exhibition in the main exhibition room at Nils Stærk.

Rødland works with iconic imagery from US culture – both historical and present day. BF

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; ends Feb 16; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.v1gallery. com Regular favourite HuskMitNavn shows new work. The artist is known for his colourful and graphic murals that appear in Denmark and abroad, but he also works on paper and with installation. His signature cartoon style is unmistakable. BF

‘Pond by Moonlight’, one of a number of Edward Steichen’s photographs that has been mistaken by many for a painting

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Galleri Tom Christoffersen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; starts Jan 28, ends Feb 3; open TueSat 12:00-18:00, Sun 12:0016:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dk Distinguished Danish sculptor Mogens Møller will present new work in this solo exhibition. He has contributed, since the 1960s, to various art movements and is known for both his minimalist and his highly symbolic figurative sculptural works. BF

The Clam Box : Come back to pleasure

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Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Holte; started Jan 18, ends March 17; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.glholtegaard.dk The latest piece by the artist duo, Rand & Katrine, features a giant takeaway box lined with clams. The pair often works with playful imagery in their sculptors. Their giant box is a nod to a mysterious femininity, as well as the use of clam imagery in the rococo art historical period. BF

The Big Scene

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Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Holte; started Jan 18, ends March 17; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www. glholtegaard.dk Swedish filmmaker Tova Mozard will be showing her film, The Big Scene (2010). Mozard’s work is autobiographical in theme, and this film features her mother and grandmother in discussion. BF

Paper Tiger

Bie & Vadstrup Galleri, Sølvgade 26, Cph K; ends Feb 16; open Tue-Fri 13:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vadstrup.com Tomas Lagermand Lundme presents new works on paper in this solo exhibition. Through painting, drawing, and collage, the artist creates work that blur the lines between visual art and literature. BF

The Radiant Hour

SOD Space of Drawings, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; ends Feb 16; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.spaceofdrawings.dk Sian Kristoffersen works in several mediums – painting, drawing, and sculpture – all with a minimalist approach. He will show new works on paper for this solo exhibition. BF

Organism

Galleri KANT, St Kongens Gade 3, baghuset, Cph K; ends Feb 17; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00; www.gallerikant.dk Working with pattern, collage and layering, collaborative duo Bank & Rau explore themes of domesticity, among other issues, in their artwork.

Theatricality and experimentation with scale are continuing motifs for the pair. They are showing new work. BF

Væggen

Dronning Louises Bro, Cph N; ends Sep; open Mon-Sun 07:00-22:00; www.copenhagen.dk Væggen (The Wall) shows archival pictures from Copenhagen’s history. BF

The G in modernity stands for ghosts

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends March 2; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilasstaerk.dk Runo Lagomarsino, an emerging Malmo-based artist, explores contemporary political and social issues via conceptual art. BF

Mærkninger

Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; ends Feb 2; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moestingshus.dk Ina A Mance is fascinated with science and uses scientific ideas and aesthetics in her work. Her exhibition takes the form of a natural research laboratory, exploring materials, light, and form found in nature. BF

Detaljer

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-22:00, Mon closed; Admission: adults 55kr, concessions 45kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk Consisting of about 80 drawings, paintings and graphic illustrations from both the museum’s own and other Danish art collections, Detaljer (Details) is composed of works from 1700 to the 1930s and shows how artists over time have worked with details in art. The exhibition highlights the meaning and importance of details in art and also deals with how we experience and take in art. KLH

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Album Covers: Vinyl Revival

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Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty.

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Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends March 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed until 21:00; tickets: 75kr, under18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk With over 400 LP covers, this exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album covers. BF

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Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85A, Cph V; ends March 16, open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.com Dutch artist Marcel van Eeden presents new drawings and a site-specific installation in this solo exhibition. Van Eeden creates fictional narratives that run through his black and white drawings in an almost comic book-style format. The artist updates the stories from the drawings on his Facebook newsfeed.

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Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:0017:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www. konsthall.malmo.se Georgian artist Thea Djordjadze’s works, at the intersection of painting and sculpture, resemble propped-up landscapes close to collapse. BF

In Dialogue with the World

Dansk Arkitektur Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends Feb 10, open Mon-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www. dac.dk This exhibition explores the field of architecture in the 21st century. Three Danish architecture firms – Henning Larsen Architects, schmidt hammer lassen architects and ADEPT – discuss how they incorporate concerns beyond the purely aesthetic into their designs. BF

Tomb and Treasures

Malmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:0017:00; Tickets: 165kr (MonFri), 195kr (Sat-Sun); www. tutankhamon.dk This exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun. BF

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 3341 8141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey from 1850 to the 1900s. LD

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc. dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

Treasures in the Royal Library

The Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends 2015; www.kb.dk Gutenberg’s bible, the notes of philosopher Søren Kierkegaard, the diaries of fairy tale author Hans Christian Andersen and a wide range of other invaluable cultural treasures have been immersed into a pop art jungle by Russian artist Andrey Bartenev. MAR

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends March 17; open TueSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0020:00; tickets: 95kr, under25s: 65 kr, under- 18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Focusing on the fine details in classic drawings and paintings from the 18th century to 1930. BF Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:0021:00; www. konsthall. malmo.se Lisa Anne Auerbach’s work is based on Danish knitting patterns from the 1970s called Hønsestrik (Chicken Knitting). BF

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Det Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Feb 2; open MonSat 10:00-21:00; www.kb.dk/ da/dia/fotomuseum Steichen helped shape the fields of fashion and glamour photography with the work he did for Vogue and Vanity Fair magazines in the early 20th century.

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Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Jan 27; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk Eva Koch presents a large-scale installation of an Icelandic waterfall built to scale. BF

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Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, TueFri 12.00-18.00, Sat 12.0016.00; www.daskgallery.com DASK in the fashionable area of Kødbyen is a first edition gallery focusing on photographic art only. All the photos are for sale and exist in limited editions of up to 15 pieces. PDR

Gallery Poulsen, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; ends Feb 16; open Wed-Fri 12:0017:30, Sat 12:00-16:00; www. gallerypoulsen.com Daniel Davidson and Eric White, two New York-based artists, present new work. Davidson and White both work with rich colour and surreal imagery. Davidson’s laborious process of drawing, collage and paper folding produces psychedelic figures, while White’s oil paintings show human emotion in decaying landscapes. BF

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Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50B, Cph S; ends Feb 2, open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersen-s.dk Gæoudjiparl, a legendary sound artist, has produced an artists’ book, El Camino Del Hardcore.

This exhibition will showcase the limited edition book, which has been printed by art publishing operation Pork Salad Press. The book includes drawings and musical notation. BF

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Danske Grafikeres Hus, Sølvgade 14, Cph K, ends Feb 3, open Thu-Sun, 13:00-17:00; www.danskegrafikere.dk The Danish painter and printmaker Agnete Therkildsen (1990-1993), who made images inspired by the natural world, is the main contributor to this exhibition, which focuses on artists who use printmaking in their work. She created graphic and cheerful images of birds, trees, and animals. BF

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Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Feb 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets: adults 95kr, students 85kr, under18s free adm; www.louisiana. dk The works demonstrate Warhol’s early artistic exploration, foreshadowing what would become his signature pop art style. BF

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Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Galleri Oxholm, Ravnsborggade 5, Cph N, ends Feb 3; open Wed-Fri 13:0018:00, Sat 12:00-16:00, Sun 13:00-17:00; www.gallerioxholm.dk Pernelle Capersen paints colourful, moody, surreal canvases. Karl Valve works with mixed media collage, taking inspiration from city life. Lisa Lach-Nielsen paints illustrative images of animals in odd situations. BF

Den Frie Udstillingsbygning, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø; ends Feb 24; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:0021:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.denfrie.dk The artists’ organisation Koloristerne present a group exhibition with some of their best artists. Participating artists in the large show include Søren Ankarfeldt, Eli Benveniste, Martin Berge, JP GrothJensen, Jørgen Teik Hansen, Jens Peter Helge Hansen, Ole Heerup, Peter Hentze and Nanna Hertoft, among others. BF

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Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Feb 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, concessions: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dk The film and music compositions of Albanian artist Anri Sala comment on politics and personal relationships. BF

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends Feb 2; open Wed-Fri 12:0017:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk Covering themes of Catholicism, a life of crime and memories of family, this is a collection of drawings made by Mexican-American prisoners on cloth. BF

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King of the Faroes who mixes with Swedish and songwriting royalty

Teitur

Teater Grob, Nørrebrogade 37, Cph N; Sat 20:30; 270kr, www.billetlugen.dk

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F YOU haven’t seen Teitur play live, you haven’t experienced one of the Danish Kingdom’s true musical talents. The singer/songwriter is one of the most respected artists in the country, earning accolades both here and abroad. Possessing that rare ability to emotionally capture audiences, Teitur’s music is both haunting and beautiful.

His lyrics tell his story in a fresh and honest way and continue to change and mature as he does.

Moving to Copenhagen as a teenager from the Faroe Islands, Teitur soon found work as a songwriter for a prominent LA-based publishing house. No small feat in itself, his work as a songwriter led to his first album, Poetry and Aeroplanes, which was released in the summer of 2003.

Universally acclaimed and hailed as one of the most emotionally engaging albums of that year, he soon attracted the attention of American artist John Mayer, who became a vocal supporter of his music. The tour that followed had him play over 300

shows and open for the likes of artists such as Rufus Wainwright and Aimee Mann.

After a messy break with his former label, Teitur released his second album, Stay Under the Stars, in 2006. More layered and featuring wider instrumentation, the album went gold in Denmark and was played on both US and Canadian radio. In the year that followed, Teitur released his third album, Káta Hornið. Written in his native language, the record saw him proudly acknowledge his Faroese background.

Tietur isn’t just your average acoustic guitar man. He possesses a soulfulness rarely seen in modern musicians, while his

songs can be at once uplifting while at the same time brimming with sorrow. His music seems to harbour a dark secret − one that he tries to confess through the soft harmonies and melodies of his songs. He is without a doubt real, and it’s easy to see that he feels what he’s singing about.

Teitur’s fourth album was recorded in 2008 and saw him move in a different direction.

Dark, moody and often experimental, The Singer was recorded on the small island of Gotland in the summerhouse of a former Swedish princess. The location was aptly chosen, and the album has a sparse coldness to it that reflects the environment. Above

all, the album proved that Teitur is willing to go down paths that differ from his most popular songs − a trait that’s seen him transform time and time again.

There are very few people who can say they’ve shared a beer with the late legendary blues artist Chris Whitley, but Teitur is among them. Considering both artists’ interest in simple, emotional songs, it’s easy to see how they got along. Their meeting was to be the inspiration for his song ‘Legendary Afterparty’ – chance encounters like these often worm their way into his writing.

Teitur released a four-track EP, Four Songs, last year that

didn’t receive the attention it deserved. The songs are solid, original and unlike anything he’s done before, exemplifying the diversity he’s capable of. Another recent project saw him compose the soundtrack for a Dutch arthouse film.

Teitur is renowned for trialling new material in his live shows. Expect to hear some new songs as well as the classics that made him famous. It’s well known that Teitur loves to perform in Copenhagen, so if there’s only one gig you should go to this month, this is it.

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Brigadiers Release Party

Bakken, Flæsketorvet 17-19, Cph V; 21:00; free adm Better known for its all-night electro DJ sets and sweaty dance floor, the Berlin-style nightclub Bakken will play the role of alternative rock night club tonight, hosting the release party for the debut record of the Copenhagen-based cathartic noiserock outfit Brigadiers. Brigadiers, with their chaotic and uncompromisingly noisy dark rock, are underground through and through. Bolstered by a DJ set by Kristoffer Bech from the band Siny Darkly both before and after, it could prove to be an early start to the weekend with two Golden Ladies on sale for just 40kr.

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Amager Bio, Øresundsvej 6, Cph S; 22:00; 95kr The young American-German ambient pop trio have been making waves on both sides of the pond over the past few years with mini-tours of both the States and Europe. A combination of electronic quirks, acoustic interludes and jolting dynamics, their ghostly folk taps into the fundamental elements that enrapture listeners of the likes of Grizzly Bear. Having seen this group on the offchance in a bar in Hamburg last year, during their warm-up tour before hitting the States, I can attest to their professional stage presence and inch-perfect acoustics as something to behold.

Delta Blues Band

Winding Road Recording Studios, Brofogedvej 10, Cph NV; 22:00; 515-715kr Paying homage to the rich history of the Delta blues – the Mississippi Delta was the birthplace of blues and modern rock ‘n’ roll – this five-bit band’s compositions are steeped in history while still being simple, raw and rugged. Having undergone various incarnations and hiatuses in their over 40-year run, the Delta Blues Band still maintain a lineup nearly identical to when they started in the 1960s. Tonight’s event is one worth bearing the Siberian weather conditions for and taking that dreaded trip into town.

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Paul Banks

Mojo Bar, Løngangstræde 21, Cph K; 21:30; free entry Not to be confused with the lead singer of Interpol, this Paul Banks is one of Mojo’s regular performers – an experienced, talented and quirky bluesman renowned for his measured style of easy-listening blues that transcends through his guitar and apt vocal style. Performing alongside Banks will be another blues guitarist and vocalist, Aske Jacoby and Jakob Dinesen, a notable saxophonist native to Copenhagen city. Tonight’s show is nothing too serious, but it’s certainly worth popping in for a drink and seeing what Mojo Bar is about: light, fun entertainment that is well supported by local musicians.

Dropkick Murphys HHHHHH

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he Boston-based Celtic punk rockers returned to Vega last Monday with a strong, yet routine performance.

As seasoned visitors to Vega, a significant portion of the crowd knew what to expect when the Irish party brigade started playing their invigorating take on folk combined with bonecrushing punk. But despite the severely dedicated fans being as enthralled and energetic as ever, it was a solid, yet hardly heartstopping performance, which was unfortunately riddled with technical problems throughout.

Following a solid performance by the opening act, Britain’s Frank Turner, darkness swept the auditorium and the well-liquored audience started chanting so loudly they almost overpowered the ever famous in-

The Murphys would have liked to dropkick the sound techies

tro to ‘The Foggy Dew’.

The band then entered to ‘The Boys are Back’, a bombastic, fist-pumping track, and the crowd went mental, maintaining a vigorous mosh pit throughout the entire show.

Standing still was impossible, but despite the borderline violence, the crowd were attentive enough to help the less heavy and bulky individuals up should they fall.

After overcoming some initial sound problems, the Murphys gained momentum with the epic ‘Going out in Style’, a testosterone-pumping and enrapturing song featuring some great bagpiping by Scruffy Walace. The madness then continued with ‘The Irish Rover’, a

folk song immortalised by The Dubliners. The Murphys’ supersonic and distorted take on the pub classic was devoured by the crowd – one of the highlights of the night.

A solid 35 minutes into the set, a bruised and profusely sweating crowd needed a break from the moshing madness. The folksy drinking song ‘Jimmy Collins Wake’ was followed by the anthemic ‘Cadence to arms’, which gave the instrument section have a time to shine – a welldeserved break for the dedicated crowd. Returning to the roots of their fast-paced punk, the main set culminated in ‘Workers Song’ – a common dedication from the Murphys to the working classes of all nations.

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“Let’s go Murphys! Let’s go Murphys,” the hoarse voices of the largely male-dominated audience chanted like hooligans.

After a couple of minutes, the band returned with the old Murphys classic ‘Barroom Hero’ to the delight of some of the more veteran fans. As is a Dropkick Murphys tradition, all the ladies in the audience were invited onto the stage for a couple of songs. It was a pleasant gesture.

Less thought out was a similar the invite to the gents who brought as much madness to the stage as there was in the mosh pit, especially during ‘Citizen Cia’, a ball-crushing punk track.

The Dropkick Murphys are an incredible live band, but given their reputation, one could have expected a couple more anthemic songs, more interactivity with the crowd, and definitely better sound engineering. Let’s hope they return in a year’s time again with more ferociousness and more invigorating music.

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Soundvenue Session: Miguel

Store Vega; 20:00; 185kr Hailed as America’s new face of R&B, the Californian-born looker launched his career in 2006 with the crowd-pleaser ‘Getcha Hands Up!’ On the back of his booming popularity, his label have been quick to pair him up with the heavyweights of the American pop scene, including collaborations with the likes of Usher, J Cole and Frank Ocean – which by and large spurred the award-winning record, Kaleidoscope Dream (2012). With tickets for his debut appearance in Copenhagen already running low, it’s advised that you book up soon.

Nightlife Jack Beats

Rust, Guldbergsgade 8, Cph N; Fri 00:00; 85kr The British electro-house duo – Beni G from The Mixologists and Plus One, a regular tourer with The Scratch Perverts – have taken the bigger venues in London by storm. Known for their dynamism and spectacularly eclectic mixes of the most obscure genres, Jack Beats are a rapidly evolving entity on the electro scene. the duo are past the emerging status and now making headway into bigger markets, playing at bigger venues.

Kontrafon Release Party

KB18, Kødboderne 18, Cph V; Fri 22:00; 50kr Celebrating the release of a new vinyl from a hub of Copenhagen-based rappers and hip-hoppers, tonight’s event will coast through the numbers on both sides of the 7”. On the A-side will be the technically astute rapper Foot De Carlo and politically motivated Nørrebro rapper Vakili, and on the other,

The Hives

Store Vega; 20:00; 280kr Making their foray into the alternative rock world in the early ‘90s and rapidly garnering attention for their white blazers and Dionysian garage rock, Pelle Almqvist and company were regarded as rock stalwarts alongside the likes of The Strokes and the White Stripes. The initial buzz swarming the quintet has dissipated, and all is forgotten when they hit the stage. Releasing their fifth album in 2012, Lex Hives – which recruited the help of Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme – the band showed their almighty grit, with hunks of numbers giving the band more ammunition for their world-class concerts.

Daniel van der Noon the duo Khalazer – the combined forces of Analogik’s rapper Dr Lazerlyde and Oganiseret Riminalitet’s music man Khal Allan – along with the 17-yearold rapper Stektflest. As always, the stage will be packed full of young, aspiring artists raring to take the reins.

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Simon’s, Store Strandstræde 14, Cph K; Fri 22:00; 90kr Depending on how seriously you want to take yourself on your Saturday night, you can either join in with the posers, dress in your finest Billionaire Boys Club attire and sip only the finest Courvousier, or you can just put it down as a novelty night out and play along with the exclusive gimmick that Simon’s aspires to (it’s so exclusive, in fact, that in order to gain entry, you’ll have to tap in your digits online beforehand in order to gain an entry code).

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Ever since he was old enough to put dirt in his mouth, Erik B Duckert has been attracted to the ground level and below. The attraction of the underground, he says, is that: “When you’re looking at a city from its gutters, you see both the faeces and the silk.” His favourite sewers are those of Copenhagen and in particular those of Nørrebro and Amager, but any place where trash is tossed and skirts are worn, he will want to rest his eyes and say his piece.

GOING UNDERGROUND

Happy Old New Year!

TO ME 2013 feels double as promising and double as exciting as any year before it – why? Well, this year I celebrated New Year’s twice; yup – twice!

My first New Year’s was very traditional: dinner with friends in Valby, massive private party in Nørrebro, blurry blackoutish hours, coming to at Hong Kong in Nyhavn, no bike, no money. Nausea and guilt trips.

My second New Year’s was traditional in a different way and requires an introduction to a very special place in Copenhagen. In Amager there is a place called PB43. Now, way back when Amager was still mainly the industrial wasteland and junkyard of the capital, PB43 (Prags Boulevard 43) was a paint factory gushing out hundreds of thousands of gallons of paint and who knows how many toxins every month. But since the autumn of 2010, the old buildings have been taken over by creative occupants of all sorts: the modern hippies, one might say – you know, the kind that space out, break boundaries and all that, but do so firmly within the boundaries of capitalism − hence actually make a living from it.

The 6,400 sqm ground of PB43 consists of four buildings hosting carpentry workshops, a contemporary art gallery, art studios, creative workspaces, a bicycle repair shop, community gardens and much, much more.

And fortune will have it that the

Events Fashion Festival NEW Various locations across Cph; starts Wed, ends 3 Feb; www.copenhagenfashionfestival.com Jam-packed with a whole raft of fashion-focused events, the Fashion Festival programme is set to wow once again. This year it features preview and discount shopping events at many boutiques around the city, beauty classes, as well as museum exhibitions and an open house at the Fashion Design Akademiet. Find out the full programme on the website and look out for our special section in the next issue of InOut. VE Auschwitz Day EW Danish Jewish Mu- N seum, Proviantpassagen 6, Cph K; Sun 12:00-17:00; free adm; www. jewmus.dk Auschwitz Day is commemorated at the Danish Jewish Museum on January 27, the day of international holocaust remembrance.

Free guided tours focusing on Danish Jewish history will follow presentations from two Jewish women who will each tell their experiences as children who fled during the Second World War. Presentations will begin at 13:00 and 14:00, with guided tours beginning at 15:00 and 16:00. VE

clever people of this little creative community in Amager discovered that there is a widespread tradition, primarily in Russia, to celebrate New Year’s twice. One is the traditional one in our parts, apparently determined by the Gregorian calendar, according to which New Year’s is at midnight between December 31 and January 1, whereas the Julian calendar − used by the Russians until 1912 − celebrates New Year’s on the night of January 13. It is common in Russia to celebrate both, referred to respectively as the ‘new’ and the ‘old’ New Years. So, my second New Year’s this year was Old Russian New Years at the old paint factory at PB43 – and the contemporary hippies of PB43 do nothing ‘half assed’ − especially not a party.

In the courtyard the rustic aesthetics of worn trailer homes, metallic remains, containers and community gardens are ruptured, pierced by massive light sculptures glowing in phosphorus white. The speakers pump charming beats of up-pace traditional Russian music, and people are sweating. Screaming, drinking, kissing, dancing. It is New Year’s indeed. In the centre of the courtyard a homemade sauna traffics naked people all night, infusing the dark night with pimpled asses and milky breasts. Inside vodka flows like honey. Groups of all but naked bodies mingle with the winter-dressed newcomers. Music throbbing. Jumping.

Laughing. Madness level: New Year’s.

Then darkness.

Classical music NEW in the meat city Soho House, Flæsketorvet 68, Cph V; Fri 16:00; tickets 50kr, www. billetto.dk, or register at nytaarskur@athelas.dk Listen to the country’s leading ensemble within new composer music while surrounded by graphic designers and other creative brains in the hip Soho office hotel. ‘Athelas Sinfonietta Copenhagen’ are having their New Year’s Levee in the meatpacking district, and they are serving free Czech beer to accompany the modern classical tones. RKM Service and rock NEW music at Brorson’s Brorsons Kirke, Rantzausgade 49, Cph N; Fri 21:00-23:59; free adm; www.brorsons.dk Write a prayer while listening to the apocalyptic tones of rock band Tanja Louise booming between the whitewashed walls of Brorson’s church. The theme is ‘doomsday’, but if that doesn’t prevent you from celebrating Friday night, you can buy beer, wine and snacks in the church crypt after the service. RKM Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

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I wake up on the couch alone in a strange flat, stumble into my boots, grab my jacket and one glove.

Get out. On my bikeless, pennyless hike out of Amager, I pass PB43 and despite nausea and a brain full of broken glass, I get a thrilling shudder from the sight of the old factory grounds: If places like this can exist in 2013, it’s going to be a very good year.

IDOART.DK second anniversary Vess Vestebro Showroom, Oenslægergade 36, Cph V; Fri Feb 8,16:00-22:00; free adm The online art magazine I DO ART is celebrating two years of existence surrounded by young and talented artists, musicians and happy party people. Spirits will be high, the night will be long – so join the celebration, it’s bound to be a good show, followed by a hell of a party!

Salon: Pissoir presents Moth Børneteatret, just at the beginning of Pusher Street, Christiania; Sat Feb 2, 21:00 onwards; tickets: 50kr Don’t miss the underground all-star band Moth! Their dystopian post punk-inspired tunes and lyrics are bound to mess up your evening.

Once you re-emerge from the aesthetic settings of Christiania’s Børneteater, the dark of the night will be an ounce thicker. Go now or forever hold your peace.

Weekend flea market NEW Remisen.

Blegdamsvej 132, Cph Ø; Sat & Sun 10:00-16:00; adm 10kr, under-12s: free adm; contact remisen.marked@ yahoo.dk Warm hats, porcelain figures and old teddy bears are just some of the thousands of things you can buy at this charming weekend flea market. Bring your family and get ready to shop! RKM Flea market NEW Den Blå Hal, Amagerbanen 9, Cph S; Sat & Sun 10:0016:00; adm 10kr; www.denblaahal.dk Come and find something unique for your home, your window, your shelf, your floor, your garden or maybe your stomach. Over 200 stalls. RKM National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Classical church NEW concert Helligåndskirken, Niels Hemmingsens Gade 5, Cph K; Sat 14:00; tickets 50kr, www.helligaandskirken.dk Have a glass of wine and treat your ears to works of Poulenc, Satie and Chaminade performed by the German-Bulgarian act Duo Salome. RKM Sunday jazz at Price’s NEW Bdr Price, Rosenborggade 15-17, Cph K; Sun 15:00-17:00; free adm; www.bdr-price.dk You don’t necessarily have to invest in a fancy dinner to join this jazz event at the restaurant of the Price brothers who you might have seen on the TV. Just step by and enjoy the soft sound of piano and bass performed by the jazz duo Ole Kock Hansen and Thomas Ovesen. RKM Buisness course NEW for entrepreneurs Nørrebro Bibiotek og Medborgercenter, Bragesgade 8 B, Cph N; Tue 15:00-17:00; free adm; for more information and registration, e-mail A27L@erhverv.kk.dk Are you thinking of starting up your own business? Then this open workshop will provide you an overview of the basic steps within management, organisation and business development. RKM

NEXT WEEK: HOT TICKETS Singer/songwriterNEW evening at Café Retro Café Retro, Knabrostræde 26, Cph K; Thu 20:00-22:30; free adm, www.cafe-retro.dk Do you write your own songs?

Now it’s time for them to leave the drawer. Join this open-mic event at Café Retro where you can listen to other singer/songwriters, while you pluck up the courage to perform your song in front of a crowd for the first time. RKM

Winter Bathing

Lecture: Trees that NEW changed the World R u n d e t å r n , Købmagergade 52A, Cph K; Wed 19:15; tickets 40kr; www.rundetaarn.dk Where ‘wood’ we be without it?

Join the lecture at Rundetårn and explore the multifarious ways in which specific trees and the products produced from them have shaped the course of humankind’s evolution. Dr Toby Musgrave, one of the UK’s leading authorities on garden history and landscape design, holds the lecture. RKM

The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person (max five a team) and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover.

Apartment clear-out Hegnshusene 76, Brønshøj; Sat and Sun 09:00-15:00 The residents of Hegnshusene are having an apartment-wide clearout for this one-weekend-only residents’ flea market. Come and take a peek and enjoy a ‘pølser’.

Coffee, tea and beer will be available for purchase as well. VE

Københavns Havnebad, Islands Brygge 7, Cph S; Season’s membership 250kr; www.vinterbadbryggen.dk Many Copenhageners welcomed the New Year with a dip in the water and there’s no reason why you can’t do it every day this winter - all you have to do is sign up to the Winter Bathing Club as a member.

Visit the website for more details.

Islebjerg Church flea market Islebjerg Church, Angarsvej 2, Frederikssund; Sat 11:00-15:00; www.islebjergkirke.dk Make a bargain and do a good deed at the same time as all profits go to a good cause.

There will be free coffee and other drinks and cake, starting at just 5kr. MSØ

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SELECT SHOPPING

Skodsborg Kurhotel og Spa Spa & Fitness Center, Skodsborg Strandvej 139, Skodsborg; see different treatment listings for opening hours; 4558 5800; www.skodsborg.dk/uk/spa_fitness A train journey of 18 minutes takes you to Skodsborg where they offer “a journey to rejoice, cleanse the body, burn calories and boost the immune system”’. Though it sounds far too healthy and spiritual – it is quite nice while you are at it. So take the journey to Skodsborg and pay 395kr to feel better!

Kids Family drawing NEW workshop Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; Sat 11:00-13:00; tickets: kids 25kr, adults 75 kr; www. thorvaldsensmuseum.dk If you are eight or more, bring your parents to the drawing workshop and learn different techniques inspired by all the different sculptures, carvings, and paintings in the museum. RKM H C Andersen’s ‘Tællelyset’ Danish National Archives, Rigsdagsgaarden 9, Cph K; until March, 09:00-16:00; 3392 3310, www.sa.dk Tællelyset, believed to be HC Andersen’s first ever fairytale, was recently discovered in a shuffle of papers at the National Archives. It is now on display until the spring.

AS Rhythm for toddlers Børnekulturstedet, Enghavevej 42, Cph V; Sat 09:0011:00; 8220 5280, boerne@kff. kk.dk; www.bks-vesterbro.dk The kids learn through rhythm about movement, music, socialising and interaction with the outside world. For kids aged 1-2 from 09:00 until 11:00 and 2-3 until 12:00. MAR

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Ystad Saltsjöbad Saltsjöbadsvägen 15, Ystad T, Sweden; open for day spa guests: MonThu 09:30-18:00, Fri 09:30-16:00, for hotel guests: Mon-Sun 09:00-19:00; 46 411-136 30; www.ysb.se/en/spa This Swedish hotel spa is perfect for a day away from Copenhagen or, if you really fancy, a weekend getaway. They offer superior rooms for only 599 kroner that include brunch and access to their spa. The spa area includes a pool, jacuzzi, steam room and dry sauna, cold bath and a relaxation area. So enjoy a Swedish getaway at Swedish prices.

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Well-come Spa Tuborg Havnevej 4-6, 1. Sal, Hellerup; open Mon-Thu 08:00-20:30, Fri 08:00-19:30, Sat-Sun 09:00-18:00; 3930 3094; www.well-comespa.dk/ en It is a bit pricy at 399 kroner for nonmembers, but then you often have the spa more or less to yourself and you get to work out as well. The sauna-gus is their best product by far. They also have a ’relax’ pool which is indeed very relaxing, a cold water pool that you only venture near after an hour in their sauna-gus or steam bath. As snacks they offer free fruit and organic tea, and there’s sparkling water for when you fairly quickly reach the point of dehydration.

Frederiksberg Svømmehal Frederiksberg Svømmehal, Helgesvej 29, Frederiksberg; open MonFri 11:00-20:30, Sat-Sun 09:00-15:30; 3814 0400; www.frederiksberg.dk; entry 150kr, 1,500kr for 12 vouchers, rent out the venue afterhours for 3,200kr They have a saltwater pool, massage chairs, aeromatic steam baths and a sauna, as well as sauna gus, a spa bath and some of those lamps you look into to make you less winter-depressed.

The Red Lion reopening on February 1 Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Sun & Mon 14:00-23:00, Tue-Sat 12:0000:00; Mad Mondays: 25 percent off all day IF YOU HAIL from Old Blighty or one of her colonies, you’ll know nothing smells more like home than freshly toasted crumpets. Lucky for you, crumpets will soon be served up along with a happy selection of English comfort food at Copenhagen’s first English pub with grub, the Red Lion.

The homesick and hungry will find comfort in the pub’s renowned friendly service: think the entertainment of Fawlty Towers, minus the crappy service. Formerly Sankt Nikolai Restaurant, the spacious pub will be relaunched with its new classic English pub name on February 1.

Owner and chef Martin Popplewell says a little research revealed that there are 650 pubs in England called the Red Lion, “and that’s only the second most popular name” behind The Crown. But given how the Copenhagen pub is located in a historical red building dating back to the 1730s, the Red Lion was the obvious choice.

There are a handful of Irish bars around town, but a true English pub is defined by its food. At the Red Lion this means pukka pies, pasties and sausage rolls – the fish and chips have been ramped up a notch and are now homemade with beer batter.

If you book in advance, Sunday roasts can be whipped up with Yorkshire pud to boot.

The Red Lion boasts a healthy selection of British ales including Fuller’s cask ale, Old Speckled Hen and Samuel Smith’s one-pint bottles. Kegs of Saint Austell’s Proper Job are currently being shipped across the North Sea, while beers from Belgium and a range of Danish microbreweries are also available, as is cider from Hereford.

Learn how to NEW draw like Warhol Louisiana Museum, Børnehuset, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; Sun 11:00; tickets: kids 20kr, www.louisiana.dk Study the drawings and prints of Andy Warhol and experiment with his drawing techniques yourself. The workshop is for children aged four to 16 and space is limited. RKM

Children’s Powwow NEW Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun 12:00-15:00; free adm; www.natmus.dk Make up your very own Native American name, cut a tepee out of paper or make a piece of Indian jewellery from feathers and pearls. Find inspiration in the exhibition Powwow about the original people who lived in North America. RKM

Water – a world of adventures Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:3021:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@ experimentarium.dk This water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments.

But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to fight the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. MSØ

Glaspusterens Børn Teatret Zeppelin, Valdemarsgade 15, Cph V; starts Wed, ends Mar 13, times vary; adult tickets: 165kr, concessions: 95105kr; www.zeppelin.dk; suitable for 7 years or above Written by celebrated Scandinavian children’s author Maria Gripe, Glaspusterens Børn tells the story of two siblings Klas and Klara, who are abducted from their glass-making family and locked up in a gloomy house in Ønskeby. BSM

Don Q Anemone Teatret, Suhmsgade 4, Cph K; ends Sun; tickets: adults 120kr, children 50kr, group discounts available; 3332 2249; www.anemoneteatret.dk Don Q is an enchanting 40-minute story for kids aged 3-8 with almost no words and visual humour. HD

Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays.

She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

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Spas IF THIS MONTH in any way resembles previous Januarys, it means you are looking at some sort of impossible diet, a no alcohol regime and a need to make changes in your life – if only because everyone else seems to be doing exactly that. So if you want a break from all this, here are some suggestions for good spas, so at least for a little while, you can get away from all that.

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The pub will open just in time to screen the Six Nations Rugby Championship in its upstairs sports lounge. Along with the big screen, upstairs you’ll find a pool table, darts and an X Box 360 Kinect.

For those for whom ‘pie, pint, paper’ is the name of the game, English newspapers will be lying around and there is even a library if you’re looking to swap an old book or loan a fresh one – for as long as you please. Popplewell says plans are underway for a revamped pub quiz too.

Family-friendly food is matched by the prices: children up to the age of seven eat for free while meals for kids aged eight to ten are half the adult price.

Due to the crowds of punters expected on opening night, there will be no night menu, but a serving of chicken tikka masala and a pint will be 89kr, with single pints just 35 kr. The Red Lion will be open from midday – make sure you arrive before 7pm if you would like to be fed.

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BY ELIZABETH DELLAPENNA

I’M ONE-QUARTER Italian, as you might have guessed from my surname. I end up making a lot of Italian food in the name of heritage, but really, it’s just because it’s so delicious.

Traditionally, this dish has been made with veal. I used pork, but chicken also works well with this recipe. It’s entirely up to you. After all, who doesn’t love fried meat?

What I like about this recipe is the mileage it has. Not only does it work as a nice dinner meal, but the leftovers can be used for lunch the following day, taking on the classic lunch meal form: a sandwich.

The meat for the sandwich

can be sliced thinly, which is classier and you get more bang for your buck. But if you’re feeling hungry, like I was, you can just slap on a whole cutlet.

Here are a couple of tips.

The key to pounding meat is to place the meat between two sheets of plastic wrap; otherwise, the meat mallet will shred the meat up too much. The advantage to pounding the meat thin is that the cooking process is quick and the meat doesn’t have time to dry out. The pork chops can also be prepared up to four hours ahead, up until the point that they are coated in the breadcrumb mixture (but prior to cooking). Just cover and refrigerate.

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Pork Milanese (& Sandwich) (4 servings) 40g flour, for dredging 2 large eggs, beaten to blend 145g plain dried breadcrumbs 65g grated Parmesan cheese 2 tsp dried basil 1 tsp dried thyme 4 225g center-cut pork loin chops (each about 2.5cm thick) 1 tsp salt 1 tsp freshly ground black pepper 2 tbsp butter 80ml vegetable oil 1 lemon, cut into wedges For the sandwich (2 servings): Pork Milanese 2 rolls ½ ripe avocado, sliced 2 tsp extra-virgin olive oil 1 tsp balsamic vinegar pinch of salt and pepper 1 medium tomato, sliced 25g arugula leaves

PLACE the flour in a wide, shallow bowl. Place eggs in another wide, shallow bowl. Mix breadcrumbs, Parmesan, basil, and thyme in a third wide, shallow bowl. Pound the pork chops until they are 6mm thick. Sprinkle them with salt and pepper. Working with one chop at a time, dredge in flour to coat lightly, and dip into the beaten eggs, allowing excess egg to drip off. Finally, coat them with the breadcrumb mixture, pressing gently to adhere.

In a pan, melt the butter in the oil over medium heat until hot. Carefully place pork chops in the oil mixture and cook until light golden brown, about three minutes per side.

For the sandwich, mash avocado onto the bread. In a medium bowl, whisk together oil, vinegar, salt and pepper. Add tomato and arugula and toss to coat. Divide the arugula mixture between the two bottom pieces of bread, add the Pork Milanese, and cover with the top pieces of bread.

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The Globe Nørregade 43-45, Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seatingwise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH

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LA VECCHIA Enoteca … doesn’t the mere sound of this name transport you to a place where food is art and dining is pure pleasure for all the senses? I certainly had big expectations for the restaurant that bears this name, but the experience I ended up having was something that so rarely happens: when your expectations are greatly surpassed.

La Vecchia Enoteca was for many reasons exactly the kind of restaurant I was looking to write about here: small enough to give you a cosy feeling when inside; remote enough to not be over-popular or in danger of becoming so, but still easy to find; and maybe most importantly, one that seeks to promote wine as the central element of the dinner. Its name directly translates as ‘the old cellar’, which immediately brings to mind the wide selection of fine wines served to complement its dishes.

As one of six fine dining restaurants owned by Spisitaliensk, it is arguably the company’s best-kept secret, most probably due to its location. Serving a neighbourhood just outside of Copenhagen, it is located on Søengen, just minutes away by foot from Holte Station. Nevertheless, it’s fair to say that the chic wine restaurant is buzzing every night.

If I were to make one negative remark about the place, it would definitely be the noise. This isn’t helped by the location, as there are no separate sections – once you enter, what you see is what you get. Just a few tables to the left, and a few to the right – once you’ve walked past a couple more, you’re already at the counter, a hive of activity where they serve a mini-buffet for brunch, available once it opens its doors at noon.

My companion and I were lucky enough to be welcomed to stay right up to closing time at 23:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00 on weekdays), which we saw in with a couple of old Danish patrons discussing personal beliefs that are strongest felt after a few too many glasses of good wine! In the meantime we witnessed a great variety of people pass through its doors: wellto-do locals, young and elderly couples, families and friends, and a girls’ night out.

It’s clear that the restaurant does not target a certain demographic, but rather those who appreciate the restaurant’s ethos on food.

Serving a menu that changes every couple of months or so, the dishes combine Scandinavian and British twists into Italian recipes. Everything is freshly made in-house (I still cannot get that amazing

What you see is what you get; what you’re able to hear is another matter

rye bread out of my head!) or imported directly from selected producers (like the delicious creamy Italian goat’s cheese that made my goat’s cheese hating friend beg for more!).

The chef’s ambition is to change the way people typically visit a restaurant and choose the a la carte classics. While he knows that many will hold onto their preferences for dishes like the Linguini with lobster or the Veal with tuna sauce and capers, to name only a couple, the chef is hopeful he can entice them with his own ecologically-made signature dishes.

Take his smoked salmon for instance! This Scandinavian specialty is brought in from nearby waters and is smoked using a special process right next to the restaurant, under the chef’s careful supervision. The taste is sublime, but if you don’t like your fish smoked, try the cod fish – its ingenious combination with pickled winter vegetables really makes it stand out!

But however good the food might be, some people like to use it as an excuse to have dessert. If you have a sweettooth, then you will be blown away by

the complementary chocolates that Chef lays out for you next to the coffee and the star dessert of this restaurant: the Tiramisu with pineapple sorbet!

To say that I spent five hours in this restaurant eating and drinking would be a sinful understatement of what I actually did. It was the closest I’ve ever come to a gourmet out-of-body experience.

And by the time I’d floated back down to earth, it was fair to say that my views on food had changed forever.

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Django’s chain gang is anything but a weak link KASPER R GULDBERG

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ARANTINO’S EAGERLY anticipated pastiche of the western epic has caused more controversy and generated more press than most Oscar-winning masterpieces manage over an entire awards season. That statement was even true two weeks ago, before it won Golden Globe accolades for best screenplay and best supporting actor (Waltz). And it shouldn’t surprise you. It’s a bold, throbbing, exuberantly crafted piece of work – one that rattles cages with a vengeance. If the N-word and the cascading blood don’t make you blanch, the crackling dialogue, precise cinematography and dazzling stunt work probably will – to say nothing of the story, of course.

It’s true that Tarantino is nowadays such a cult legend and fan-boy magnet that even if you personally aren’t feeling the vibe you will, possibly to your irritation, be surrounded by movie-goers revelling in the melodramatic machismo and laughing a bit too loudly at Waltz’s razor-sharp lines. If there’s some Tarantino agnosticism left in you, you won’t thank your fellow (male) viewer for punching the air when Jamie Foxx, with aggressive self-confidence, shows off his quick-draw revolver prowess. For me, at any rate, self-admiring, semi-cathartic moments like these tend to let the air out of the balloon. They’re just too easy, somehow.

But Django Unchained does something else, and does it so well, that I’m willing to accept the showy bravado that is so often reducible to guns, blood anda lust for revenge. What the film manages, to my pleasant surprise, is to conduct a

Contrary to how it may look, Foxx and Waltz aren’t practising their catwalk for the upcoming Copenhagen Fashion Week

joyride through old Dixie while simultaneously building up to a passionate climax steeped in heartbreaking romance and pacifistic, moral indignation.

That odyssey starts out two years before the American Civil War when the German immigrant and bounty hunter Dr King Schultz (Waltz) ‘lights out for the territory’ with Django (Foxx), a slave whom he offers to free in return for Django’s help in identifying the ruthless Brittle Brothers, wanted dead or alive.

The successful and well-balanced alliance soon turns into a rare friendship making Schultz, who morally objects to slavery, promise to help Django find

and free his wife Broomhilda (Washington).

Broomhilda’s current owner is the sadistic and oily Calvin Candy (DiCaprio in a sinister and expansive performance) whose nauseating, decaying teeth represent the state of his morality. Careful plans to rescue Broomhilda are hatched and patiently executed by the gunslinging duo foreshadowing an epic and heroic culmination. However, Calvin’s trusted, racist-to-the-bone house slave, the mid-70s Uncle Tom figure Stephen (Jackson), hasn’t been groomed or manipulated out of intuiting what makes a man like Django tick. The shocking,

suspenseful scenes that follow – and often explode in either violence or precious moments of tenderness – make it impossible for even the sceptic to resist the power of the story.

Concerning the largely American controversy surrounding Tarantino’s favourite racial epithet and penchant for graphic violence in the shape of gleefully doled-out revenge, well, it was pretty much to be expected. What’s much more surprising is the film’s remarkable ability to weave together a number of dazzling sub-genre elements as it goes along: spaghetti western obviously sets the scene, yet turns into epic adventure

with the rescue mission. Then a great buddy flick/road-movie gets underway that morphs into no-nonsense action and exploitation – while elements of romance with some comedy thrown in let you breathe. The Tarantino trademarks are aplenty, but the film doesn’t buckle under their weight, and the writerdirector, who appears in a cameo, has matured. Besides, the simple fact that the leading chronicler of modern-day American popular culture has managed to tackle the slave issue with such confidence and candidness while telling one hell of a story would have been enough to sell the film.

Its emotional undertow will sweep you away The Impossible (15) Dir: Juan Antonio Bayona; Spain drama/disaster, 2012, 114 mins; Ewan McGregor, Naomi Watts, Tom Holland, Samuel Joslin Premiered January 24 Playing nationwide

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Watts’s impression of the Log Lady turned out to be a bit off

HIS FILM, directed by Juan Antonio Bayona (The Orphanage) and based on the real-life experiences of a Spanish family (British, in this film) caught in the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami, rarely lets up the pace.

We’re introduced to Henry (McGregor) and Maria Bennet (Watts) as their flight is

about to touch down in Thailand. There’s some domestic tittle-tattle about their kids and whether they remembered to set the security alarm as they left the house, but it all boils down to ‘we love our kids, we love each other, everything is great and this narrative requires you to love us too’. Fine. Absolutely necessary, but easily the weakest part of the film: it feels contrived, the dialogue is clunky and McGregor and Watts seem uneasy with each other.

From here though, it’s hard to remember a film in which I have felt so emotionally overwhelmed that I considered, at one point, leaving the auditorium for air.

Perhaps the film’s impact is enhanced considerably depending on whether you have children or not. Much of the narrative centres around the separation of the family and their attempts to find each other in the aftermath of this nightmarish event. What the filmmakers get absolutely right is the sheer physical force of the tsunami’s arrival and the all-encompassing hopelessness that follows. The moments before the wave hits are meticulously recreated, with early signs like loss of electricity, birds fleeing overhead and finally the view of distant trees being uprooted as the devastating wall of water approaches.

It is sometimes hard to

watch as the characters are severely and relentlessly battered under the weight and speed of the water. This is largely due to the flawless effects, which look absolutely authentic in their scope and brutality, favouring miniatures and practical water effects over digital FX (but employing a mixture of these techniques). In this, Bayona and his team must be saluted, because it was likely a hard sell for insurers and financiers – but the work pays off tenfold, resulting in a tough realism that no doubt informs the performances and the emotional clout of the entire film.

See this, and then go and hug your kids.

MARK WALKER

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Skyfall (11)

Gangster Squad (15)

Dir: Sam Mendes; UK/US action/thriller, 2012, 143 mins; Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Judi Dench, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Bérénice Marlohe Forget the latter Brosnan follies, the much maligned Quantum of Solace and even fan-favorite Casino Royale because, for the first time in nearly two decades, nobody is doing it better. MW

Dir: Ruben Fleischer; US action/crime, 2013 113 mins; Josh Brolin, Sean Penn, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Nick Nolte This film is little more than a weak-wristed remake of Brian De Palma’s The Untouchables, offering such a mirror-image set of the characters that one feels genuinely offended by the lack of effort. Furthermore, Gangster Squad doesn’t seem to know what it wants to be when it grows up: on the one hand highly stylised and precise, it also possesses allusions to pulp and pastiche. Untouchable is certainly a fine way of regarding the film, but if you do insist, a barge pole is highly recommended. AS

Searching for Sugar Man (15) Dir: Malik Bendjelloul; Swe/ US/SA doc, 2012, 86 mins If you disappear into obscurity after an undistinguished music career, you can always take pride in the fact that halfway across the world a nation is being inspired by your music to start a revolution against a racist oppressive regime. That’s at least what happened in the case of US ‘70s rocker Rodriguez, who was a hero to many during the South African struggle against apartheid. Swedish filmmaker Bendjelloul follows two South African fans as they try to find out what happened to their hero, and the result is as compelling as a real-life detective story. LL

Texas Chainsaw 3D (15) Dir: John Luessenhop; US horror, 2013, 101 mins; Bill Moseley, Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonde Just when horror fans thought they were safe, Tobe Hooper’s 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre storyline has been unleashed onto the big screen yet again, now in horrendous 3D. This time we’re transported 29 years into the future, where young Heather (Daddario) inherits her late grandmother’s estate and, upon arrival, discovers a six-foot-five terror lurking in the basement. Do yourself a favour and do anything other than pay to see this film. LR

Hope Springs (11) Dir: David Frankel; US romcom, 2012, 100 mins; Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carell, Mimi Rogers While the trailer makes this film look like a syrupy sex romp, only a mournful tale of relationship turmoil lurks beneath the slapstick jokes and sarcastic jibes of Hope Springs.

Short on laughs and drama alike, the film reduces a couple’s reconciliation efforts to 100 minutes of bickering, crying, and attempts at intimacy. LR

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (11) Dir: Bill Condon; US fantasy, 2012, 119 mins; Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Michael Sheen The enormously lucrative franchise that is The Twilight Saga finally comes to an end. And thank god for that. As we’ve come to expect from the last four films, Part 2’s soap-operaesque script, lacklustre direction and mind-numbing melodrama are the film’s biggest problems.

But perhaps the scariest part of all comes with the introduction of some new characters, which leaves the door open for potential spin-offs. Now there’s a scary thought. LR

Also Playing Frankenweenie (11) Dir: Tim Burton; US anim at i o n / c o m e d y / h o r r o r, 2012, 87 mins; Charlie Tahan, Winona Ryder, Martin Short, Martin Landau Frankenweenie harkens back to a time when Burton wasn’t boring us with films made by his left hand, when his filmmaking crackled with innovation and originality. This is far from a perfect film, however. The narrative engine occasionally peters out, and the audience is left waiting for the narrative slack to pick up. Frankenweenie may not be as effective as his other films, but Burton the filmmaker is no longer on autopilot – he has been reanimated, he’s alive! MW

Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) Dir: Benh Zeitlin; US drama/ fantasy, 2012, 94 mins; Quvenzhané Wallis, Dwight Henry, Levy Easterly, Lowell Landes Based on the play Juicy and Delicious by Lucy Alibar, this film adaptation is essentially a charming children’s coming-ofage story – a moralistic fairy tale told through magical realism.

Protagonist Hushpuppy’s dedication to her father is as heartbreakingly beautiful as young Wallis’s perfectly cast face, but the film’s occasional dabbling in sentimentality, along with an overbearing score and an overreliance on voiceovers prevents the film from achieving the transcendence it aims for. MW

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Jack Reacher (15)

The Hobbit (11)

Dir: Christopher McQuarrie; US action/horror, 2012, 130 mins; Tom Cruise, Rosamund Pike, Robert Duvall, Richard Jenkins Cruise is the eponymous antihero here: an enigmatic exmilitary cop bringing criminals to justice. While he may not have the blonde locks or towering height, the pint-size patron saint of Scientology is strong here, and the embellished script allows space for the supporting cast to shine.

A scattering of good moments, however, can’t stop Jack Reacher from overstaying its running time – the film takes itself far too seriously to be mindless entertainment. LR

Dir: Peter Jackson; US/New Zealand Adventure/Fantasy, 2012, 169 mins; Martin Freeman, Ian McKellen, Richard Armitage, Hugo Weaving The grandiloquence of the film will please the fanatics, but leave those on the fence potentially nauseous. Although some of the performances impress, the storyline is flabby, and the writers struggle to hatch a consistently entertaining story to meet the film’s excessive length. LR

Life of Pi (11) Dir: Ang Lee; US Adventure/ drama, 2012, 130 mins; Suraj Sharma, Irrfan Khan, Gerard Depardieu, Rafe Spall, Tabu This beautiful adventure movie is an absolute must-see, even if the plot stinks. It’s a bottomless box of visual delights: colours have never been so vivid. But although writer David Magee does his best to cloak a very corny plot, elements of the baggy original novel still creep in.

Despite the narrative compromise, the film is a much-needed bit of heart-warming magic during the frosty season. LR

Argo (15) Dir: Ben Affleck; US thriller, 2012, 120 mins; Ben Affleck, John Goodman, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Clea Duvall, Tate Donovan, Victor Garber While Affleck has gone to some lengths to deliver a restrained and tasteful film, the script itself is determined to show off, with the climax taking every opportunity to ratchet up the drama quite shamelessly. It might make for highly entertaining cinema, but falls short in convincing us of the narrative’s authenticity. For a film about disguise, this film masquerades as one belonging to the dangerous fringes of political filmmaking, but reveals itself to be quite mainstream and, like Affleck himself, a little more ordinary than it really should be. MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 24 JANUARY - WEDNESDAY 30 JANUARY 2013 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:00-18:45-21:15 PALADS Django Unchained (15) Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 14:40-18:10-21:00 Beasts of the Southern Wild Jack Reacher (15) (11) 21:00 12:10-14:15-16:20-19:00-21:15 Gangster Squad (15) Django Unchained (15) 14:10-16:35-18:45-21:30 10:00-13:30-17:00-20:30 The Hobbit 2D (11) Frankenweenie 2D (11) 14:45-21:00 18:30 The Hobbit 3D (11) Gangster Squad (15) 12:00-18:00 11:00-13:30-16:00-19:00-21:30 The Impossible (15) The Hobbit 2D (11) 12:30-15:30-19:00-21:30 12:15-16:00-20:00 Life of Pi 2D (11) The Hobbit 3D (11) 12:00-18:20 12:00-15:30-19:30) Life of Pi 3D (11) Hope Springs (11) 15:20-21:30 19:00 Skyfall (11) The Impossible (15) 11:00-13:30-16:00-18:30-21:15 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:30 Texas Chainsaw 2D (15) Jack Reacher (15) 23:59 (Fri & Sat) 15:30-18:40-21:30 Life of Pi 2D (11) 10:00-12:45-18:30-21:15 Skyfall (11) 12:10-15:15-18:30-21:30 Texas Chainsaw 2D (15) 21:15 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) 15:50-18:30-21:15

GLORIA

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 13:50-17:30-21:15

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Django Unchained (15) 11:00-14:30-16:30-18:0020:00-21:30-23:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat) Gangster Squad (15) 11:00-13:30-16:00-19:0021:40-23:59 (Fri & Sat) The Hobbit 2D (11) 15:00 The Hobbit 3D (11) 15:40-21:20 The Impossible(15) 12:30-18:30 Jack Reacher (15) 19:00-21:40-23:30 (Fri & Sat) Life of Pi 3D (11) 10:30-13:15-16:00-18:40-21:20 Skyfall (11) 21:00 Texas Chainsaw 3D (15) 21:40-23:59 (Fri & Sat)

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Argo (15) 11:30-19:00-21:30 Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 Django Unchained (15) 14:30-18:00-21:30

FALKONER BIOGRAFEN

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:10-21:45 (Fri & Sat) Django Unchained (15) 12:00-15:15-18:40-21:00 Gangster Squad (15) 16:30-22:00 The Hobbit 2D (11) 18:00 The Impossible(15) 12:45-15:20-19:35 (Sat) Jack Reacher (15) 21:30 Life of Pi 2D (11) 19:00

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 12:00-13:45-15:30-17:1519:00-20:45 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 14:30-19:00

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk Django Unchained (15) 20:45 The Impossible (15) 18:50

DANISH FILM INstITUTE / IN THE HEART OF COPENHAGEN

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 9:45-12:10-14:20-16:40-18:5021:00 (Fri & Sat) The Impossible (15) 12:45-15:20-19:35 (Sat) Life of Pi 2D (11) 9:45-12:00-14:20-16:45-19:1021:40

Meet some of history’s greatest divas on the big screen at Fashion in Film Festival 1-13 February. See ‘the devil is a Woman’ starring Marlene Dietrich and enjoy Michael Curtiz’ ‘the Golden Butterfly’ and other grandiose silent films accompanied by live music.

We present some 50 films with English dialog or subtitles every month. See what’s on at dfi.dk/english GothersGade 55 / tel 3374 3412 / tue-Fri 9:30-22:00 / sat 12:00-22:00 / sun 12-19:30

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PICK O THE W F EEK

Girls DR3, Thu 20:00

IMAGINE the worst possible person to be stopped in the street by: a Jehovah’s Witness, a scientologist, or a market researcher who turns out to have a terrible stammer … and then treble it.

Because that’s right, the trollops of barely discernible taste are pounding the streets of Denmark in search of clueless Claras and hopeless Hannes to take them down a peg or two, give them something new to hang on them, and make them look less fat, past it and like they only sleep with cats. Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission: Denmark (K4, Sat 19:00 or Sun 20:00, Thu 20:00) is a tale of woe of how four women in this country will never allow themselves to be stopped in the street again.

There’s no doubt the gruesome twosome would have told Lena Dunham she was going nowhere with the way she looked, but it hasn’t stopped the star, creator and writer of Girls, HBO’s latest hit show, becoming one of Hollywood’s hottest properties in the space of a year. Is Dunham Tinseltown’s answer to Susan Boyle? Probably. Does she write too many sex scenes with good looking young men for her flatchested, wobbly-hipped character? Undoubtedly. Is it worth watching? Most certainly.

The premiere of Girls is the highlight of the first ever week of DR3, a new free-to-air channel from DR. Of course, had TV2 Zulu won the rights, it would have shown the whole thing in a

week: “Splodge, have it viewers!

You were only going to download it, save it for a hangover and watch it in one sitting!” The fourth season of True Blood (Sun 09:50) will do nicely.

Elsewhere, feature length TV drama Stuart: A Life Backwards, starring Benedict Cumberbatch DR3, Thu 20:00 Girls and Tom Hardy, is an unexpected treat; there’s another chance to see acclaimed serial killer series The Bletchley Circle (DR1, Sun 21:45) – this time on free-to-air; don’t miss the two weeks old Golden Globes; Addicted to Tattoos (DR3, Mon 21:30) pretty much speaks for itself; and 2011 miniseries Ice (TV3+, Sun 21:30) is a futuristic yawn set in Greenland – the title sounds like wishful thinking.

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K6, Wed 20:30 Premier League: Arsenal vs Liverpool

FILM O THE W F EEK

BEN HAMILTON TV2 Zulu, Sun 21:00 Golden Globes

SVT2, Sat 23:15

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17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 21:25-23:20 Tomorrow Never Dies (UK action, 1997) Pierce Brosman 23:20-00:45 Duplex (US com, 2003) Ben Stiller

19:00-20:00 Nature’s Miracle Babies (BBC nature, 2011) 22:30-00:40 The Holiday (US rom com, 2006) Cameron Diaz

19:05-20:00 Egypt (UK doc, 2008) 21:45-22:45 The Bletchley Circle (UK thriller series, 2012) Anna Maxwell Martin 22:45-00:50 The Phantom of the Opera (US musical, 2005) Gerard Butler

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (Aus crime series, 2012) 23:30-00:10 Killing Time (Aus thriller series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 23:15-00:15 The Silence (UK thriller series, 2010) Dervla Kirwan, Gina McKee, Hugh Bonneville

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:10 Dirty Sexy Money (US drama series, 2007) Peter Krause 23:10-23:55 Rescue Special Ops (Aus drama series, 2009)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:05 Foyle’s War (UK crime series, 2004) Michael Kitchen

18:45-19:05 The Daily Show (US com) Jon Stewart 19:05-20:00 Blood And Guts - A History of Surgery (BBC doc, 2008) 20:00-21:40 In The Valley of Elah (US drama, 2007) Tommy Lee Jones

17:15-18:10 Cannabis - The Evil Weed (BBC doc, 2009) 18:10-19:00 Animal Autopsy (UK doc, 2009) 23:25-23:45 The Chaser’s War On Everything (Aus com, 2009) 23:45-01:10 Dark Matter (US thriller, 2007) Meryl Streep

16:00-19:10 Giant (US drama, 1956) Elizabeth Taylor, James Dean, Rock Hudson 20:00-21:00 Hairy Bikers Bake-action (BBC Food, 2010) 23:30-00:20 Paradox (UK thriller series, 2009) Tamzin Outhwaite

17:55-18:45 China’s Capitalist Revolution (UK doc, 2009) Part 1 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Make Me ... (BBC doc series, 2009) 23:30-23:50 The Daily Show

17:55-18:40 China’s Capitalist Revolution (UK doc, 2009) Part 2 18:40-19:05 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Make Me ...

20:30-21:50 Enemies of the People (UK doc, 2010)

18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Make Me ...

20:40-21:25 Taggart (UK crime, 2009) 21:25-22:30 Luther (UK thriller series, 2010) Idris Elba

18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Cannabis - The Evil Weed 21:00-21:50 Modern Spies (BBC doc, 2012) 23:00-00:15 Waking the Green Tiger (Can doc, 2010)

23:20-01:45 Kingdom of Heaven (US action, 2005) Orlando Bloom

20:50-22:25 Hitman (US action, 2007) Timothy Olyphant 22:25-00:30 The Peacemaker (US action, 1997) Nicole Kidman

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17:25-18:15 Will & Grace (US com series) 18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 23:20-23:45 The Half Hour (US standup, 2012) Nick Vatterott

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends

09:50-20:00 True Blood (US drama series, 2010-11) season 4 21:00-23:05 The Golden Globe Awards 2013 23:05-00:00 New Girl (US com series)

13:25-21:00 Castle (US romcom series, 2009-10) season 1 23:45-00:10 The Half Hour

17:10-18:00 Will & Grace 18:00-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:45 Friends 19:45-20:55 Californication (US drama series) 20:55-21:45 New Girl 23:15-23:40 The Half Hour 23:40-00:30 Joey

17:15-18:05 Will & Grace 18:05-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-19:50 Friends 19:50-21:00 Californication 23:15-00:00 Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts (US com stand-up, 2010)

17:10-18:05 Will & Grace 18:05-18:55 King of Queens 18:55-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication 20:55-23:40 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (US action, 2007) Johnny Depp 23:40-00:30 Joey

17:00-19:00 NCIS 19:00-21:00 Masterchef USA (US reality series, 2012) 21:00-23:00 Eurotrip (US com, 2004) Jacob Pitts 23:00-01:20 Enough (US thriller, 2002) Jennifer Lopez

18:00-19:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course (UK food, 2012) 19:00-20:00 Hoarders (US reality series, 2011) 20:00-21:00 Storage Wars (US reality series, 2011) 21:00-22:10 Game of Thrones (US fantasy series, 2012) Charles Dance

18:05-20:00 Eurotrip (US com, 2004) Jacob Pitts 21:00-23:35 Ironman 2 (US action, 2010) Robert Downey Jr 23:35-00:05 Two and a Half Men

17:00-19:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares (US reality series, 2011) 23:50-02:20 Ironman 2 (US action, 2010) Robert Downey Jr

17:00-19:00 NCIS 23:50-00:45 NCIS

17:00-19:00 NCIS 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 The Mentalist 23:50-00:45 NCIS

17:00-19:00 NCIS 23:50-00:45 NCIS

16:55-17:55 Two and a Half Men 17:55-19:55 How I Met Your Mother 19:55-21:30 Top Gear 21:30-23:30 National Lampoon’s European Vacation (US com, 1985) Chevy Chase 23:30-01:25 Jackass 3D (US com, 2010) Johnny Knoxville

15:30-19:30 The Simpsons 19:30-20:00 Two and a Half Men 20:00-21:00 Criss Angel Mindfreak (US reality series) 21:00-21:30 The Simpsons 21:30-23:15 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (US com, 1987) Bubba Smith

11:30-21:30 Top Gear 21:30-01:30 Ice (UK thriller series, 2011) Richard Roxburgh, Claire Forlani, Ben Cross

16:55-17:55 Two and a Half Men 17:55-19:55 How I Met Your Mother 19:55-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-21:30 Barter Kings 21:30-23:55 The Bourne Identity (US action, 2002) Matt Damon

16:55-17:55 Two and a Half Men 17:55-19:55 How I Met Your Mother 19:55-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-21:30 How I Met Your Mother 21:30-23:40 The Bourne Identity 2 (US action, 2004) Matt Damon

16:55-17:55 Two and a Half Men 7 17:55-19:55 How I Met Your Mother 19:55-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-21:30 Two and a Half Men 21:30-23:45 The Bourne Supremecy (US action, 2007) Matt Damon

16:55-17:55 Two and a Half Men 17:55-19:55 How I Met Your Mother 19:55-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-21:30 The Simpsons 21:30-23:20 The Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad (US com, 1988) Leslie Nielsen

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 My Mom Is ... (UK doc series) 21:00-22:45 The Good Girl (US drama, 2002) Jennifer Aniston 22:45-23:45 Grey’s Anatomy

19:00-20:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark 21:00-23:00 Suburban Girl (US com, 2007) Alec Bladwin 23:00-23:55 Tough Love 3 - Couples (US reality series)

17:55-19:00 Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Hart of Dixie (US drama series, 2011) 21:00-23:05 No Reservations (US drama, 2007) Catherine Zeta-Jones 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-19:55 Ghost Whisperer 19:55-21:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings II (UK reality series) 23:00-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 My Mom Is ... (UK doc series) 22:00-23:05 How to Look Good Naked 3 (UK lifestyle series) 23:05-00:00 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark.

21:00-22:45 Wedding Daze (US romcom, 2006) Jason Biggs 22:45-23:45 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-18:00 Numbers (US thriller series) 19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:00-23:05 The 13th Warrior (US action, 1999) Antonio Banderas 23:05-00:55 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Perception 20:00-21:40 Cats and Dogs (US com, 2001) Jeff Goldblum 21:40-00:10 Se7en (US thriller, 1997) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman

16:50-19:00 Dungeons & Dragons (US fantasy, 2000) Jeremy Irons 20:00-21:00 Perception (US crime series, 2012) Eric McCormack 21:55-23:00 CSI: New York 23:00-23:55 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00-22:15 Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (US fantasy, 2010) Jake Gyllenhaal 22:15-23:15 CSI 23:15-01:15 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:10 Get Smart (US com, 2008) Anne Hathaway 23:10-00:05 CSI

19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Detroit 1-8-7 (US crime series) 22:55-00:50 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI: New York 21:00-23:30 Air Force One (US action, 1997) Harrison Ford