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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 27 July - 2 August 2012

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Something is brilliant in the state of Denmark Shakespeare at Hamlet’s Castle

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Kronborg Castle, Kronborg 13, 3000 Helsingør; Starts Aug 1, Ends Aug 10; 4921 6979, www.hamletscenen.dk

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AT THE FOREFRONT of Shakespeare in Denmark, Hamletscenen is an innovative danish company that facilitates the classic works with a mind to broadening their appeal for a modern audience. Operating out of offices on the beautiful and highly appropriate grounds of Elsinore’s Kronborg castle (the Bard’s setting for his play Hamlet), the second half of Hamletscenen’s summer season is about to commence with a three part program that runs through early August. All performances are in English with Danish subtitles.

As You Like It

Aug 1- Sun 5; 20.00; adm 395kr Discount: Price for people in group of 5 or more: 250kr www.billetten.dk First up is a production of the pastoral comedy romance As You Like It from the UK’s world famous Shakespeare’s Globe company. The play runs the gamut of Shakespeare’s comic trademarks; cross-dressing, slapstick tomfoolery, sharp repartee and misconstrued love notes. The company breathes new life into this beloved play after doing the same with Hamlet last year. That production was a sell out in Kronborg and Hamletscenen are confident this year is set to continue the trend. With the setting for this play traditionally being outdoors, the performance in the castle’s courtyard promises magical contributions by the seagulls and the play of light and shadow as day fades into night... You’re also allowed to bring picnics to eat before and after the show.

Hosting another world-famous company, Hamletscenen continues the high standards of their summer season with Sweden’s musical storytellers: the ‘Romeo & Julia Kören’ choir. Utilising a unique blend of drama, dance and song, the familiar Scottish tragedy is interwoven with Clément Janequin’s vocal compositions of La Guerre. Janequin serves to emphasise and underpin the soaring drama of Macbeth’s bravery, madness and ultimate destruction. The drama will again occupy the castle’s courtyard.

Macbeth

Hamlet: Film & DJ

Aug 7 + Aug 8; 21.00; adm 395kr Discount: Price for people in group of 5 or more: 250kr www.billetten.dk

Pumpehuset; Studiestrædet 52, 1554 Cph V, Jul 28 11:00-22:00, Free entry, www. pumpehuset.dk/28-juli-asianstreet-party

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THIS WEEKEND, Pumpehuset opens its doors to a whole continent when Asian Street Party invades Studiestrædet this Saturday. Vietnamese restaurateurs LêLê Street Kitchen and Singaporean Tiger Beer are teaming up to bring the best of Asia to Copenhagen, with food stalls, live music and entertainment for both children and adults.

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Cph ends Sep 22;ANDperformFIND THE EVENTV; “ASIAN STREET PARTY” ON FACEBOOK READ MORE ABOUT IT. ASIAN STREET PARTY ARRANGED BY PUMPEHUSET, LÊLÊ STREET KITCHEN & TIGER BEER ances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tickets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dk Complete with little round tables and singers who double as waiting staff, Cabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. Incorporating stand-up comedy, magic, drag queens, sketches, opera and music medleys, this will be a fun variety show, whether you take advantage of the free bar or not.

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Tivoli Pantomime Theatre

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; free after entry to Tivoli

Tivoli’s pantomime series follows the adventures of Cassander, who lives alone with his beautiful daughter, Columbine, in old Copenhagen. Cassander’s servant, Pierrot, is a clown. Cassander’s adversary is Harlequin, a charming, masked bandit with empty pockets who loves Columbine and knows many wizards and fairies.

Copenhagen Summer Festival

Charlottenborgs Festsal, Kongens Nytorv 1, 1022 Cph K, starts Jul 29, ends Aug 9; concerts start 16.30 daily; Tickets: 100kr, 50kr for students and pensioners; 3871 1838; www.billetnet.dk or at the door; www. copenhagensummerfestival.dk With 12 concerts in 12 days, the Copenhagen Summer Festival is the must attend event for classical music lovers. This long-standing festival has for over 40 years fo-

Sven Gade’s cult film version from 1921 stars one of silent cinema’s first sex symbols - Asta Nielsen, an internationally recognised Danish Diva of the era, in the title role. One of several revisionist versions that feature a female Hamlet, this film tells the story of a queen’s daughter, raised as a prince and determined to take over the throne in wake of war. Neilsen gives a luminous, intense performance that drives the entire film. Musical accompaniment comes in the form of booming Danish DJ Komet and Mike Sheridan who will create a live electronic soundtrack promising an arresting combination of old and new.

MARK WALKER

LêLê Streetkitchen on H.C Andersens Boulevard is owned by the entrepreneurial Lê family, whose cooking from their native Vietnam has earned them not only culinary success, with three restaurants and a catering firm, but also a certain amount of media fame.

In 2009 a documentary following their successes, ‘De Jyske Vietnamesere’, aired on DR2 and last year daughter Anh Lê took center stage on the cooking program ‘Spis Vietnam’. Watch her live on Saturday as she makes the perfect spring roll or perhaps the ultimate wonton.

There will be heaps of activities

for both the little and large, with face-painting, table tennis, henna tattoos and a magician. Those who are looking to be entertained will not be disappointed with live music, martial arts demonstration and a dragon train all on the program.

There’s also a chance for those who wish to relive their gap-year nocturnal adventures as the celebration carries on till dark, with street lanterns and a DJ-set. So dig out your best full-moon gear, bring your kids and an appetite (and possibly a sweater--we are still in Denmark after all).

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cused on showcasing classical chamber music from upcoming talents to the people of Copenhagen. JOS

Carl Nielsen Wind Quintet

Daria Rabotkina

Sun 29 July, 16:30 Internationally praised RussianAmerican piano soloist Daria Rabotkina will be opening the festival. Rabotkina gave her first solo musical recital at age 10 and has experienced a burgeoning career, which has already led to solo appearances with the San Francisco and New World Symphonies. JOS

Copenhagen Piano Quartet

Mon 30 July, 14.30 Members Benedikte Damgaard, Kristina Fialova, Adam Stadnicki and Neel Teilmann will be playing pieces from Beethoven, Schnittke and Brahms. JOS

Tue 31 July, 16:30 A lively performance ensures as the five men of Carl Nielsen Wind Quintet take to the stage to perform pieces such as Danish Rhapsodi. JOS

Josefine Andersson

Wed 1 August, 16:30 Swedish mezzo soprano, Josefine Andersson, will be singing numerous numbers, accompanied by Nigar Dadascheva on piano.JOS

Young Soloists

Thu 2 August, 16:30 Three young, but already immensely talented, musicians perform this free concert, playing pieces from Brahms, Maurice, Itturaide and Mozart. Playing the cello is 15 year old Rose-Marie Tom Petersen, and on clarinet, 15 year old Jonas Lyskjær Frølund.

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Nørreport’s best kept dirty little secret (martini) Out of Juice

Frederiksborggade 5, 1360 Cph K; Open Mon to Wed 16:00-02:00, Thu 16:00-03:00, Fri-Sat 16:00-04:00; Drinks prices go from 20kr, with various deals; 3393 1147, www.outofjuice.dk DON’T LET THE name of this bar deceive you. It may go by the name ‘Out of Juice’, but it is definitely not out of alcohol – it has a wide range of cocktails and even its own homemade shot. With its entrance hidden around a corner, Out of Juice is one of Nørreport’s best kept secrets, but once you’re in on the secret you’ll keep going back for more. Although the bar’s outside appearance isn’t quite inviting, and as you’re climbing up the narrow stairs you wonder what you’re getting yourself into, you’ll be glad you gave it a chance once you’re inside. The mix of simple wooden furniture and classy black couches, and the size of the petite room lit by flickering candles create a laid-back, ‘hyggelig’ ambience, which will make you feel like you’re right at home.

Its location is perfect for catching up with friends and unwinding after a long day as it situated close to Nørreport

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station, so it is practically on your way home. From Thursday onto the weekend, the bar becomes completely alive, packed with people from the age of 20 onwards, indicating the popularity of the place. Thursday is the bar’s busiest night according to the friendly bartender, when people like to come for predrinks before they carry on to different night clubs. One of the many attractions of the bar on a Thursday night is its unique dice deal. Throw a six and you can have a bargain you won’t be able to find anywhere else in town: you get to pay 1kr for the drink you ordered, including cocktails.

There was a cocktail I had never tried, so I took the plunge and tried the Bramble cocktail. This fresh mix of gin, lemon, blackberry, Faxe Kondi and sugar appealed succulently to all my taste buds. It was a perfect balance of the sweet blackberry and sour lemon. My companion tried the Cosmopolitan, which having a fair amount of expertise in, decided was a tad too sour, but it was elegantly presented like a cocktail should be.

If you’re feeling particularly adventurous, then try their very own ‘Kloakslam’

shot which they claim to be their own trademark shot. It consists of a deadly blend of crushed up bon-bon sweets (yes the very ones from BonBon-Land) and vodka. The taste is hard to explain and one that must be experienced firsthand, but if you close your eyes – and don’t look at the murky colour – then it’s not too bad. It kind of has a sweet and sour taste and it beats the classic Danish shot, Fisk, which I guess isn’t too difficult.

One of my favourite things about the bar is the fact that you can sit on the window couches and stare out onto the busy street. As the bar is above ground level, it’s perfect for watching people bustling by, which my companion and I did as we chilled out with a cocktail. There’s a good mixture of music playing in the background, varying from old school ‘90s music to the latest hits which The Voice is known for playing, although on the weekends I am told it sides more with the latter to get everyone in a party mood.

As well as having a choice of different cocktails, there are also seven different kinds of foreign beers for those who prefer, which include Budweiser and Hoegaarden. If you

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The steep incline of the stairs leading up to Out of Juice can be difficult to traverse when leaving

are a cocktail lover, but sometimes find them a bit pricy, they have a good deal during the weekdays (MondayWednesday), where you can get any cocktail for 54kr until 22:00.There is also the ‘Lovetail’ if you want to share 3 cocktails for 2 with someone, which cost a bargain price of 160kr. Out of Juice also boasts the world’s biggest cocktail, the Grand Super Bowl, which contains a hefty two bottles of spirit but also costs 1000kr, so think wisely before buying it. The slush ice shots are also

very popular, and even come in cocktail flavours such as strawberry daiquiri and champagne truffle and are well worth 100kr for ten. Slush ice which tastes like cocktails and has alcohol in it –who could ask for more?!

There is definitely good value for money at this bar and although it is quite a small bar, the size only amplifies the cosiness. With its welcoming atmosphere, it’s a great bar for not being too overcrowded the whole time, but crowded at the right times. Although

this bar is hidden away quite well around the corner, once you find it you’ll wonder how you haven’t seen it in front of you all along. You can get the best of both worlds here: if you want a quiet catch up with a friend then you can find a secluded spot during the week, and if you want a lively night out, then visit it from Thursdays to the weekend, and it is guaranteed to put you in a party mood.

Life Clock

For certain because...

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Un_Curate_Able

Den Frie Centre of Contemporary Art, Oslo Plads 1, Cph Ø; Ends Aug 12; Open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Entry 45kr, Concessions 25kr, www. denfrie.dk This exhibition is curated by artist group A Kassen, and presents their view on interesting art at the moment. The title is taken from one of the works on display, Life Clock by French artist Bertrand Planes, which consists of a clock that counts years and age instead of hours and minutes, reminding us of the transience of life. LD

Galleri Naboløs, Naboløs 3, DK-1206 Cph K; Ends Aug 1; Open Mon-Fri 10:00-16:00, Sat 12:00-16:00, www.nabolos.dk This is Sergei Sviatchenko’s first solo exhibition at the gallery, and shows his use of photography and collage elements within his works. It provides a glimpse into his varying range of artworks, and shows Sviatchenko’s precise composition of colour and shape. LD

Kunsthal Nikolaj, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk This exhibition marks the culmination of six years of study for 27 young artists from the Royal Danish Art Academy. BF

Toves Gallery, Vesterbrogade 97, Cph V; ends Sep 2; open Mon-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.tovesgalleri.net Un_Curate_Able is an exhibition project organised, curated and produced by artists at Toves Gallery. LD

LYDIA DEICHMANN

No Man’s Gallery NEW

No Man’s Gallery; Opening night July 27, Starts 28 July, Ends 3 Aug; Open daily 12:0018:00; www.nomansart.com After having pop-up galleries in Amsterdam, Hamburg, Mumbai and Paris, No Man’s Art Gallery will be opening up in Copenhagen at a secret location. Along with some local artists, the gallery will be showing works of other young talented artists from previous cities, thus giving an insight of young artists worldwide. On the opening night (27 July) there will be drinks, international DJs, performances and lots art. Send an e-mail to rsvp@ nomansart.com to get on the guest list and to find out the address. LD

Tacmo

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Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50 B, 2300 København S; Ends Aug 11; Open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; 4697 8437; www.andersenscontemporary.dk Thilo Heinzmann’s Tacmos is on display here in his second solo exhibition at Andersen’s. His paintings are based on structured black surfaces, which form a contrast against strokes of paint in different shades of black. LD

NEW

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, DK 1556 Cph V; Ends Apr 30; Open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; Entry 75kr; 33418141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through the most radical and visionary periods of the history of painting-from 1850 to the 20th century. LD François Boucher Fragmenter af et verdensbillede

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; Starts Aug 17; Ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:0017:00; www.glholtegaard. dk François Boucher is one of the most celebrated and popular French artists through the ages. ‘Fragmenter af et verdensbillede’ (Fragments of a worldview) is presented through drawings, sketches and porcelain figurines from Boucher’s production. The exhibition includes 70 works borrowed from a variety of public and private collections in France, including the Musée du Louvre. LD

Breuning, Bäckström, Einarsson, Gamdrup, Kvie, Kvium, Lagomarsino, Rødland, Storch, Superflex

Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, 1760 Cph V; Ends Aug 17; Open Tue-Fri 12:0017:00; www.nilsstaerk.dk For the gallery’s summer show, it presents a selection of works by the gallery’s artists, including different mediums such as sculpture, video and photography. The works are presented in different ways so that the viewer can discover their own connections and meanings.

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HOW AM I?

Kastrupvej 399, 2770 Kastrup; ends Sep 9; open Tue-Sun 14:00-17:00, Wed 14:00-20:00; www.kastrupgaardsamlingen.dk Danish and Indian contemporary art features side by side, focusing on identity. The exhibition touches on issues of ethnicity, gender and sexuality. LD

Secret Garden

Gl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Gl Holte; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk Young Danish artists will occupy Lauritz de Thurah’s baroque garden, exhibiting sculptures and projects. LD

François Boucher Fragmenter af et verdensbillede

Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; Starts Aug 17; Ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dk François Boucher is one of the most celebrated and popular French artists through the ages. ‘Fragmenter af et verdensbillede’ (Fragments of a worldview) is presented through drawings, sketches and porcelain figurines from Boucher’s production.

The exhibition includes 70 works borrowed from a variety of public and private collections in France, including the Musée du Louvre. LD

H20

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, 1760 Cph V; ends Aug 4; open TueFri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-13:00; www.imo-projects.com H2O is the title of the artist’s new solo exhibition, which explores the numerous states and properties of water. LD

Wet IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Aug 4; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com Artist Jan S Hansen presents new work in this solo exhibition. Hansen works in a variety of mediums including painting, photography and ceramics. His new series, entitled Wet, presents minimal images made by airbrushing plexiglas.

The result is a simulated slick surface, like a freshly washed car. BF

Pink Caviar

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Aug 19; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; SatSun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr, concessions 85kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk This group exhibition brings together works by Asger Jorn, Poul Gernes, Roni Horn, and Erwin Wurm, among others. BF

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27 July- August 2 2012 Art Moves #2: Mit Navn er Jørgen Leth

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Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open Tue-Sun 13:00-20:00; www. overgaden.org American performance artist Mary Coble presents new work based on research in the tiny Danish shipping town of Nakskov. Coble is inspired by the history of the rise and fall of the shipping industry. BF

Nationalmuseet, Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dk Some 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collection. BF

Forms of Knowledge

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 16; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95 kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s free adm; www. smk.dk British artist Emily Wardill’s new filmic work is inspired by the relationship between the brain and the body. BF

Pavilion for Revolutionary Free Speech

Rokoko-Mania

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Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Aug 12, open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions: 65kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk An exhibition of German art at a dramatic time in the nation’s history, tracing the rise of the Modernist period, featuring artists like Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee.

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Moving

InstantHERLEV Institute, Krøyers Plads, Cph K; ends Sep 1; www.onecitycampaign. dk Anja Franke’s latest instalment of her ongoing project exploring urban and suburban issues of space and place, One City Campaign.

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Danish/International Art after 1900

Statens Museum for Kunst (National Gallery of Denmark), Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish art history in the modern era is restaged to include representation of the international influence from the United States, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avantgarde. BF

In Praise of Power

Thorvaldsens Museum, Bertel Thorvaldsens Plads 2, Cph K; ends Aug 26; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; tickets: 40kr, under-18s & Wed: free adm; www.thorvaldsensmusuem.dk Exploring Bertel Thorvaldsen’s use of imagery relating to both Alexander the Great and Napoleon, as well as the Roman Empire. BF

Salon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www. glstrand.dk Morten Steen Hebsgaard’s installation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kindergarten. BF

Peter Rune Christiansen

DAMPgallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Aug 7; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0016:00; www.dampgallery.dk Danish painter Peter Rune Christiansen creates minimal, but colourful, abstract images that focus on pattern and form. The artist is inspired by and also plays, electronic music. He lives and works in Berlin. BF

Sense of Furniture

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk This exhibition celebrates the centenary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

Still here now

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26; open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk A group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. This exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Emily Wardill

Summertime 12

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends Aug 11; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00; Sat 12:00-16:00; www.gce.nu This group exhibition showcases the best work from artists represented by the gallery: a fun exhibition to fit the spirit of the summer season. Artists of interest include Ghost of a Dream from the US and Ida Kventy from Denmark. These artists work with colour and pattern in different, but visually attractive ways - perfect for summertime.

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Painting the Weights

Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open TueSun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:0020:00; tickets 60kr, concessions 40kr, free adm for under-16s and after 18:00; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Canadian artist Christina Mackie is inspired by the natural world. BF

Gammel Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Aug 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed & Thu until 20:00; tickets: 60kr, concessions 45kr, under16s free adm; www.glstrand.dk In honour of Jørgen Leth’s 75th birthday, this exhibition presents a retrospective of the Danish filmmaker’s life and work. BF

UKK’s 10 Year Jubilee

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open TueSun 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.org The Young Art Workers (UKK) is organising a series of events, workshops, and discussions around issues in contemporary art, including working conditions in the art world, art and labour, and art education. BF

America by Car

Det Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Sep 1; open MonSat 10:00-19:00; www.kb.dk/da/ dia/fotomusuem This exhibition showcases the work of celebrated documentary photographer Lee Friedlander. It features 192 black and white images of the contemporary American landscape framed by the windows of various automobiles. From motels to mountains, the noted photographer, who won the Hasselblad prize in 2005, sees America through a humorous and unassuming eye. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard. com Per Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. Per Inge Bjørlo shows drawings combined with an installation. BF

Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Aug 5; open TueSun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:0020:00; tickets 60kr, concessions 40kr, free adm for under-16s and after 18:00; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk German artist Thomas Klipper has carved 33 portraits of leading European personas that he believes are responsible for promoting intolerance. BF

DASK

Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V, TueFri 12.00-18.00, Sat 12.0016.00; www.daskgallery.com DASK in the fashionable area of Kødbyen is a first edition gallery focusing on photographic art only. All the photos are for sale and exist in limited editions of up to 15 pieces. PDR

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo. Vo was inspired to replicate the iconic Statue of Liberty, created as a gift for the United States

by French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi in 1886. Vo and helpers in Taiwan fabricated an exact copy of the 45-metre high statue that famously stands in New York City Harbour. BF

Denmark by Design

The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends 12 May 2013; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc. dk This exhibition shows the development of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dk A look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the rococo style. BF

Show Me Your Model

Danish Architecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open MonSun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:0021:00; Tickets: 40kr, concessions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dk This exhibition presents architectural models of different scales. Visitors will be able to walk in and around the models, experiencing the architectural process in a new and different way. The exhibition includes film, sound, and images in addition to the models. BF

Mæt

GALLERY B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Aug 4; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.galleryb15.dk Per Johansen’s ongoing series of colour photographs, Mæt, which translates as ‘sated’ or ‘full’, features food products shoved into plastic containers, and is a commentary on consumerism in contemporary society. BF

S, M, L, XL

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Aug 11; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com This exhibition of contemporary paintings includes both local and international artists including Alexander Tovborg, Chris Johanson and David Shrigley . BF

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Owl City

Lille Vega Tuesday 20:00; Tickets 220kr; www.vega.dk

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dam Young, the one-man phenomenon better known as Owl City, is terrified of phone interviews, but completely at home on-stage playing to crowds of thousands of screaming teenage girls (and their parents).

“When I step onstage in front an audience each night and begin to play, something comes over me and

I don’t feel a single nervous pang,” Young told Christianity Today.

Young is a devout Christian, and in an interview – email, not phone – with Christianity Today, credited “faith and imagination” as the main sources of inspiration for his creativity.

And as if to prove that musical inspiration knows no limits, Young lists “Chronicles of Narnia” author C S Lewis and Hubert de Givenchy, who designed clothes for Audrey Hepburn and Jackie O, as his influences on his Facebook page.

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lem occurs when I must decide which road out of literally thousands I’m going to take,” Young told Christianity Today.

Melodies and lyrics come easily to Young, and at the crucial moment right before a performance, it is the music that rescues him from shyness.

“The music empowers me, and suddenly all the shyness and all the introverted whatever just goes away and I can just be myself and sing these songs that mean a lot to me,” he said in an interview with radio station 91.5 The Beat.

The ‘Fireflies’ singer will be bring-

ing his whimsical brand of synth-pop to Lille Vega later this month. After the introvert’s breakout single became a sleeper hit on radio channels worldwide, the Owatonna, Minnesota native found himself thrust into the limelight – a big shock for the soft-spoken introvert who attributes his imaginative melodies and lyrics to growing up as an only child in a small town with a population of 20,000.

Since ‘Fireflies’ exploded onto the music scene in 2009, Young has come a far way from his parents’ basement.

He has travelled the world, toured with Maroon 5 and John Mayer, sold

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nearly 12 million tracks worldwide and taken a walk along the Great Wall of China. But at the end of the day, he’s an ordinary small-town guy with a cooler-than-average job.

“The gratification you get from flying across the world and playing to a sold-out room full of kids who know all your lyrics, even if they don’t speak your language, is incredible,” Young is quoted as saying on his Facebook page. “It’s those times when you stand back and say, ‘I’m just a normal guy, I can’t believe this is happening.’”

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The Things That Burn & Oliver Hoiness Drone; 22:00; Free adm In a word, the newly created Copenhagen four-piece have massive potential. Tapping into a diverse style that glides between grunge, psychedelic and lo-fi rock, the band yield atmospheric results that place the listener in a peculiar limbo between genres. Having just released their debut LP, which includes the single ‘Leaf ’, the band will be hosting something of a launch party that may just go on into the early hours with the ‘60s rock DJ Oliver Hoiness and his records on hand.

Bas Under Buen July 21 Under Bispeengbuen

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rum N Bass, something of a niche sub-genre within the spectrum of electronic music, more so in Denmark where it’s a rather small albeit rapidly-growing cultural movement. The last few years have seen Drum N Bass grow from being a fringe music phenomenon celebrated in musky concrete basements and in the dens and alleyways of underground Copenhagen to a genre that has become renowned for providing some of the best parties for miles around. Nowhere has this been more evident than at OHOI’s annual ‘Bas Under Buen’ party- an evening that attracts the creme de la creme of Denmark’s intimate Drum N Bass community for several hours of sheer bass and beats under the the Bispebuen motorway bridge on the outskirts of Nørrebro.

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West Weston & The Sensationals Mojo; 22:00; 90kr Credited as London’s top harmonica player, bluesman Steve ‘West’ Weston and his trio, including guitarist, Ronni Boysen, have been playing the international blues circuit since the late ‘90s. Tapping into an old style of Chicago blues – reminiscent of Muddy Waters, Little Walter and Sonny Boy – Weston’s charisma make their performances positively entertaining. Rated as one of Mojo’s most anticipated gigs this year, it could well be worth checking out.

The Bjørn Ingelstam BandCharlie Scott’s; 22:00; free adm A touch of jazz will appeal to the appetites of those who made the most of this year’s Jazz Festival. Tonight, one of Copenhagen’s gifted jazzman, Swedish-born Bjørn Ingelstam, will be performing to spellbound audiences in the heart of the city.

Performing a combination of contemporary jazz compositions and old New Orleans classics, they’re certainly worth a shot and a likable choice if you’re in town.

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Bas Under Buen picked up the pieces of Roskilde under the motorway more ideal setting; five thousand plus attendees under a concrete bridge, with the dipping summer sun flickering on the horizon.

This year’s event was a mammoth occasion that topped all previous ‘Bas Under Buen’ parties. I got to Bispuebuen rather late into the proceedings, and found myself surrounded by masses of smiling, dancing revelers who at the time were being steered through the heftier, more down-tempo sounds towards the

dub-end of the electronic music genre. As the sun set to the East of the motorway, the music got a tad commercial as the likes of Guns n Roses anthemic number ‘sweet child of mine’ and a tacky remix of Rae Jepsens overplayed and overrated ‘Call me maybe’ reverberated off the concrete roof of the motorway.

This didn’t really stir things up that much, though it did help accommodate the musical interests of some of the crowd.

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Kurt Vile Pumpehuset; 21:00; 175kr Philadelphia-raised singer-songwriter Kurt Vile has listeners captivated with his romantic contemporary folk music. His most recent EP, Smoke Ring For My Halo (2011), is a profoundly meditative record layered with poetic musings, sombre instrumentation, and signs of a legendary songsmith in the making. Having quietly crept onto the folk scene in recent years, Kurt Vile has become one of the greatest singers of his generation, and it’s assured that this will be reflected in the ticket sales – so be sure to act fast.

Jonny Lang Amager Bio; 20:00; 300 kr Youthful guitarist Jonny Lang was the brainchild behind the bluesy rock album, Lie To Me (1997). In addition to creating a minor stir in the US among blues fans, Lang proved unusually popular – especially given that the record sprung from the mind of a 15-year old boy. Generally speaking, 15 year olds in the record industry merely sing along to manufactured beats – think Aaron Carter, Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus. Lie To Me was the antithesis to this trend, and Lang matured with his music, releasing several records during the ‘00s.

Dirty Days of Summer: Eyehategod Amager Bio 20:00; 150kr or 350kr (4-day pass) Kicking off the rough-and-ready Copenhagen-based rock, grunge and grindcore music festival, New Orleans metal outfit Dirty Days of Summer will take to the stage with their fusion of heavily industrial sludge-metal and potent aggression. Extremely raw and unapologetically heavy, their bold style of grind-core has been credited as typifying both the best and worst aspects of the genre. Having played at this year’s acclaimed metal festival Hellfest in France, as well as making appearances on some of the world’s biggest stages, including Roskilde Festival and dates in Japan, they’re a major act at this year’s Dirty Days of Summer.

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Personally I was a bit bemused about it all, and as such it was a relief when underground ragga/ dancehall boys Maffi, Klumben, Top Gunn, Sukker Lyn and the revolutionary Mighty Mala came on to put on the best half an hour or so of the evening’s entertainment. Well-rehearsed live versions of epic contra-mainstream culture tunes such as the emphatic, up-front “Du en lort” seemed to get the crowd raving and dancing, rattling through the warm evening air with a vengeance. The show ended at eleven o’clock sharp, finishing off with some of the wildest Drum N Bass tunes for miles around as the likes of Pendulum’s peerless track “Tarantula” caused quite a bit of pandemonium.

For many Roskilde festival attendees, Saturday’s shenanigans under the Bispebuen motorway were the perfect antidote to the post-Roskilde blues. Judging from the crowds reaction to it all, it would appear that Drum N Bass continues to cement its status in the landscape of the Danish clubland, proving itself as a genre to be reckoned with.

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Nightlife Mule vs. Phil Scandinavian Tour

Culture Box; Fri 23:00; 70kr Japanese label, Mule Musiq, and acclaimed underground Dutch label, Phil, are joining forces to celebrate Mule’s eighth anniversary. On the Copenhagen leg of the tour, Culture Box will be hosting a powerhouse of talent, including the Hamburg-based deephouse producer, Christopher Rau, captivating Japanese beat-smith, Toshiya Kawasaki, and Philogresz, renowned for his jazzy techno concoctions.

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Drone; Sat 22:00; Free adm Anders Christiansen (aka AC), has become a permanent fixture at Nørrebro’s popular grimy venue – currently hidden behind a barrage of scaffolding along Nørrebrogade. Gaining something of a reputation as one of the best psych-rock DJs in town, his record collection is second-to-none with a bevy of records by the likes of The

Cramps, Woods, Soft Moon, Wooden Shjips and Canned Heat up his sleeve.

Supreme feat. Typhoon and Friends & Play Basement feat. Vandret Lodret

Rust; Sat 23:00; 60kr Tonight’s wild night out is brought to you by the same artists that led the party at this year’s Distortion party at Rust.

Rapper Typhoon and his crew of DJs and party-starters will take the main stage on the top floor. Occupying the basement will be Vandret Lodret, a group known for running one of the best-organised and loudest parties in the Roskilde camp every year.

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TOP 5 SURVIVAL TIPS CYCLE LANES Look out for the cycle lanes. They’re everywhere, and not pavements, particularly around Tivoli.

TIVOLI RESTAURANTS Choose carefully because while Tivoli is worth a visit, it has some of the worst restaurants in town.

SHOP OPENING TIMES Most shops are closed on Sunday, unless it’s the first or the last of the month. And they stop selling alcohol in the supermarkets (hold on to your empties as each bottle is worth a krone - enough to buy half a plastic bag) at 17:00 on Saturdays.

CYCLING Use lights when dark, stay off the pavement, and don’t run red lights. All three will land you a hefty fine.

DANGERS Don’t worry about the beggars and druggies. They’re harmless. Avoid places with biker affinities.

Walk down Istedgade on the right (from the central station) and you will be propositioned.

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TOP 5 PLACES TO SWIM BELLEVUE BEACH: Strandvejen 340, 2900 Hellerup; free adm; www.bellevuestrandbad.dk Young Danes flock to this beach and recreational area in the summer.

AMAGER BEACH PARK: Amager Strandvej 100, Cph S; free adm; www.amager-strand.dk This sprawling but well-planned beach has a sunny dune or activity for everyone including an ocean swimming structure and a long promenade. ØSTERBRO BEACH: Svanemøllen Bay, Cph Ø; free adm With its gently sloping gradient, this attractive artificial beach provides even small children a safe place to bathe. Stroll along the 130 metre-long pier while the kids splash about in the sun.

BAVNEHØJ SWIMMING POOL: Bavnehøj, Enghavevej 90, Cph SV This newly-renovated 25-metre pool and playpool will keep the whole family entertained. When you’ve had enough of swimming, enjoy a picnic in the neighbouring nature playground where the kids can dry off as they clamber up the climbing frames.

ISLANDS BRYGGE & FISKETORVET: Cph S & Cph V Soak in the sun, have an ice cream or eat lunch and dinner around this free swimming holes.

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Beer is cheap in the bodegas. Find one in a nice square (like Vesterbro Torv on Vesterbrogade) and sit outside near those who have paid double at the fancy bars.

HALMTORVET: 1700 Cph V A few blocks from Central Station, this cobblestone square is perfect for meandering into galleries and unique restaurants and is only a stone’s throw from the infamous Istedgade, from which it gets its fair share of passing trade, and Kødbyen, the city’s trendiest nightlife area.

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CLIPCARD Buy a two-zone clipcard at the airport. Three of the ten clips will get you and one other to Copenhagen Central Station and it will save you 50 percent over ten clips.

COPENHAGEN CARD For a lot of sightseeing, get a Copenhagen Card. It will save you at least a thousand kroner a week.

TIPPING There’s no pressure to tip, particularly in cafés, but if you do, ten percent is reasonable.

CITY BIKES Look out for the free city bike racks. Like a shopping trolley you need 10 or 20 kroner, which you get back when you return it. Failing that, you often see them abandoned on street corners.

Events TV2 Zulu Summer Bio NEW Various locations, starts nationwide on July 11, in Zealand from July 21-Aug 31; Various screening times; free adm; www.zulu.dk/sommerbio-pagraes As dynamic and varied as the Danish capital is, it isn’t the cheapest of cities. So when you get the opportunity to have an evening out courtesy of national broadcaster TV2, at a total cost of zero kroner, you shouldn’t grumble. So find some quality company, grab your favourite tipple (beers and popcorn available on site), a cosy blanket and enjoy some of these gems: MW Friends with Benefits 5-øren, Cph S; Thu 21:45 The title of this one was hilariously translated to ‘Bollevenner’ (F*ck Buddies) in Denmark. Justin Timberlake and his good pal Mila Kunis discover that bringing sexy back ultimately leads to complications. MW Sankt Nikolai’s Quiz NEW Nikolaigade 18, 1068 Cph K; Wed 20:00; 25kr per person; max four per team This quaint little pub/restaurant located right next to the lovely St. Nikolai church offers a cosy set-

ting in which to administer some brain power, including a good variety of tasty beer and a brilliant hand in the kitchen.Only 25 kroner per person (max four a team) and the winners get cash, food vouchers and a pint each, second place wins a pint each and food vouchers, while third place nets a pint each. CW Green Concert NEW Valbyparken, Hammelstrupsvej 100, Cph SV; Sun 13:00; tickets: in Føtex and Bilka 180kr, online 197kr, at entrance 230kr, kids under 8 free; www.groenkoncert.dk Northern Europe’s largest concert tour, the Green Concert, turns 30 this year. And to celebrate, they’re bringing Danish pop-stars Alphabeat, Rasmus Seebach, L.O.C., Malk de Koijn and more to eight different cities around Denmark. Join in the party by buying your ticket. SM Full Moon Films in Kongens Have NEW Kongens Have, Cph K; 31 July 18:00; free adm; 2214 8 9 4 0 ; mortent@dfi.dk; www.dfi.dk Lean back and relax to live electronica music as summer slowly slips away. Don’t leave before watching two movies about space, including the 110 year old A trip to the moon (21:45) and Moon (22:00), a sci-fi drama

directed by David Bowie’s son, Duncan Jones. You can bring or buy food and drinks. SM Open observatory R u n d e t a a r n , NEW Købmagergade 52A, Cph K; Sun 13:00-16:00; entrance: adults 25kr, kids 5kr If the summer so far has left you wondering if the sun still exists, stop by the observatory to peer into space. You’ll hopefully catch a glimpse of the sun – through filters, of course. SM Berry picking NEW Bærhaven, Danstrupvej 5, Fredensborg; Tue 19:00-20:30; entrance: 60kr; sign up by Mon at post@baerhaven.dk or 3510 1033 Join in on this pleasant hike in the countryside, where you’ll have the opportunity to taste some of the summer’s best berries. The path is about 1.5 km through hilly terrain, but the berries will be worth every step. SM Flying Superkids Circus tent by Havne- NEW holmen 29, Havneholmen, Cph V; Sat 13:0015:00, Sun 13:00-15:00 a n d 17:00-19:00, Tue 19:00-21:00, Wed 19:00-21:00, Thu 19:0021:00; end Aug 5; ticket: 210kr; www.flyingsuperkids.com The Flying Superkids are bring-

THE OLD SQUARE: Gammeltorv, 1457 Cph K Directly in the centre of the walking streets and surrounded by famous shops and restaurants, this sunny fountain square is the epicentre of any city experience.

CHRISTIANSHAVNS TORV: 1400 Cph K You can rent a boat, eat breakfast or dinner, and visit the towering Church of Our Savior or controversial Christiania in this Amsterdam-like canal district.

SANKT HANS TORV: 2200 Cph N Situated in ethnic, colourful Nørrebro, this artistic square is a favourite for many for its cafés, bars and clubs.

KONGENS NYTORV: 1050 Cph K At the end of the walking street, this large square may currently be a building site but it has no shortage of interesting surroundings such as the Royal Theatre, Nyhavn, and the nearby King’s Gardens. ing their gravity-defying stunts back home to Denmark. This group of 7-18 year olds has entertained more than 60,000 people worldwide, and now you’re invited into their custom-designed tent to be wowed by their songs, dances and acrobatics. SM Ghost tour Nytorv, Cph K; Fri 20:00; entrance: adult 100kr, kids 70kr; www.ghosttour.dk Come see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see ancient buildings in a new light.

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lar changes. Admire the urban plazas and impressive buildings, and learn about future projects, including Bryghus Projektet and Kalvebod Bølge. SM Knit in public Kongens Have, Gothersgade 60, Cph K; Mon 14:00-17:00; free adm If you’ve never knitted for a bee before, what are you waiting for? Bring a group of friends and have your needles ready to knit for Bybi, an organisation that works to support sustainable beekeeping and honey production in Copenhagen.

Kennedy’s Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team The pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice table. The winners get 800kr, second place 400 kroner and third place 200 kroner. There are two beer round questions, a raffle and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

Share holiday memories Frederiskberg Runddel, Frederiksberg; open daily 09:00-22:00 When Facebook just isn’t a big enough platform to share holiday snapshots, stop by ‘The Wall’ and upload your photographs into a huge photo-universe. ‘The Wall’ is a huge, touch-screen monitor through which you can share your experiences with countless others.

New architecture at the harbour front Søren Kierkegaards Plads, Cph K; Sun 11:00-12:30; ticket: 75kr, buy online or at event; www.dac.dk Walk through Kalvebod Brygge, which is going through spectacu-

Frederiksværk Music Festival Gjethuset; Gjethusetgade 5, 3300 Frederiksværk; ends July 30; tickets: 120-150kr, under-15s 50kr, entire event pass 1,500kr, 7015 6565, www.billetnet.dk; www.frvmusik.dk

Frederiksværk, a city 50km northwest of Copenhagen, every year hosts Denmark’s largest chamber music festival, featuring well-established ensembles and rising stars.

Tenoren James Valenti NEW med Tivolis Symfoniorkester Koncertsalen i Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Sun 19:30; Tickets 315kr-515kr The American opera singer James Valenti has had a lot of success in the opera world being praised for his unique voice, presence on stage and superior musicality. Come hear his debut where he will be singing French and Italian opera songs

by Gounod, Massenet, Cilea, Mercandante and Tosti. LD Hafnia Kammerorkester spiller Sjostakovitjs NEW klaverkoncert, Tjajkovskij og Nielsen Skt Pauls Kirke, Skt Pauls Plads 1, 1314 Cph K;Sun 16:00; free The Hafnia Chamber Orchestra, conducted by Casper Schreiber, will be giving a free concert. The soloists are the internationally renowned pianist Gustavo Cardinal and Joris de Rijbel on trumpet. The orchestra is a professional string ensemble, formed in 2005, and has been well received by critics both at home and abroad. LD

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Fivelements, Puri Ahimsa; Br. Baturning, Desa Mambal, Abiansemal, Bali, Indonesia +62 361 469206; contact@fivelements.org; www. fivelements.org WHILE WORKING AT a publisher of Asian studies, I often heard the name Mads Lange. As history tells us, the Danes got around, and Mads was no exception.

He did his job of 19th century mediating between the Rajas and the Dutch so thoroughly that he earned the title ‘King of Bali.’ This Danish trader and peacemaker pleads guilty to another exploit Scandinavian explorers have been accused of: stealing local woman. Judging from his photo, he must have had his pick of the ladies right? He fathered children with two women and still found time to add Bali’s rice and spices to the trade route. His grave is South of Ubud, close to where I am headed.

To get there, I don’t navigate the seas like Mads, but rather arrive in a big bird with wine onboard. After an hour’s drive through villages and rice fields, I am ecstatic to hear that the first treatment on the scheduled retreat starts in 15 minutes – a Balinese Boreh. Fatigue and vertigo prevent me from asking what that is, but the smell of incense and the sound of the rushing Ayung River convince me it will be glorious.

Birds chirp and a lizard scurries by, as the practitioner dips my toes into a footbath accompanied by a cucumber-infused glass of water. Next, the perfect amount of pressure works out tensions during a deep tissue massage, and the coffee and cinnamon body scrub afterwards makes my skin glow. The finale is a warm bath in a large stone tub (there is one in each private room facing the river) filled with tropical flowers that cling to the skin as if

to say ‘please don’t go!’ First impressions? I can’t count how many times I think, ‘This couldn’t be any better.’

Surrounded by jungle, Fivelements covers over 2009sqm of attentively designed landscape based on the ancient Balinese science of construction called ‘Mandala Nawa Sanga.’ Put simply, the focus is on directional alignments and how constructions blend into nature using eco-conscious principles. The seven highceilinged, straw-roofed suites encompass a rustic open-air concept. Sliding doors and a bamboo wall separate the room from an outdoor shower and toilet. Sacred sites such as the healing village, the mandala spaces for yoga, martial arts, and dance as well as the pools, remind guests to nurture mind, body and spirit. This expounds on two traditional Balinese philosophies: Tri Hita Karana, honouring people, nature and God and Tri Kaya Parisudha, pure thoughts, speech and actions (the latter being the name of the 5 day detox transformation I am on, so I’ll try to keep it clean).

Of the different retreats is also Panca Mahabhuta for replenishment and ‘Finding Centre’ to explore pottery and yoga. A key part of these retreats is that due to purifying treatments and the beneficial ‘living food’ concept, emotional and physical shifts are almost inevitable. Some are subtle; however, according to the guests’ comments, it is life-changing for many.

This centre is filled with highly skilled professionals who offer nurturing specialization. A consultation with the program organizer allows revisions to the health form (sent long before arrival) as it seems, while you unclutter your mind, a myriad of highs and lows appear. During my stay, I experience fits of ecstasy, waves of nausea, a few tears and a lot of laughs – this is not on the brochure!

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Satisfy your inner sanctity while being pampered at the Fiveelements, the zenith of leisure and purification Among the recent wave of unconventional spas springing up around the world, Fivelements stands out for its authenticity. One noteworthy ritual held at the centre’s temple is the water blessing ceremony. They warn me it will be cold, but I am warmed by Sanskrit chanting and the ringing of a small bell. That does not last – it is cold, yet walking back to my room in my sopping wet sarong, I feel energized, renewed and ready for whatever comes next. What comes next is a handsome, young, yoga instructor with the posture of a marine who takes me through a

flowing sequence. The private session ends with him guiding my limbs through a Tai Chi-style stretch that throws me into bliss, so of course I laugh when he says, ‘Now time for relaxation.’ A short closing meditation and I’m off to a breakfast of yogurt and goji berries.

The week flies by filled with bodywork, massage, colonic hydrotherapy, Somatic (dialogue and movement) and water healing (please try this – it will move you in more ways than one), and oh yeah, did I mention the award-winning food?

Ultimately, the remote location ena-

bles you to take time for yourself, a partner or creative work - without diversions.

“This is why we don’t have televisions in the rooms” says one of the owners Chicco Tatriele. “We have enough screen time; the focus is on reconnecting with your authentic self.” No matter which direction you look in, everything is alive - in turn, you become more alive and peaceful.

Fivelements invites you to be a peacemaker by currently offering a deal of (pay for 2 nights at a 50% discount and stay one free and any retreat of 3/5/7/10/14/21 nights at a 10% discount.

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Kids Summer science – NEW water bears LIFE – Det Biovidenskabelige Fakultet, KU, Rolighedsvej 23. Frederiksberg C; Tue 11:00-14:30; free adm; ages 12-17 Water bears are microscopic six-legged creatures that, given their size, are surprisingly hardcore. They’ve survived journeys into space that would kill most forms of life, and can also be found closer to home, in drains and gutters. These tiny beings look eerily similar to mouldy gummy bears, and you’ll have the chance to see for yourself. SM Animals in Drift Børnekulturhuset NEW Pilegården, Brønshøjvej 17, Brønshøj; Wed 10:00-11:00; free adm; www.bornekulturhus.dk Spend your morning at this musical safari. From songs about Albert the elephant and Mille the musk ox to tales about Kaj, the crab who invented break dancing, this event will guarantee a great start to your day. SM Summer science – NEW molecular gastronomy LIFE – Det Biovidenskabelige Fakultet, K U , Rolighedsvej 23. Frederiksberg C; Thu 11:00-14:30; free adm; ages 12-17

There may be a Michelin star chef hidden deep inside your child, and this is the perfect time to find out.

Bring them to this workshop, where they’ll experiment with colour and shape, smell and taste, acidity and pressure, and cold and steam to create unique dishes, including the perfect ice cream, delicate apple foam, and perfectly shaped black currant caviar. SM Visit a farm Besøgsgården SøsterEW bromølle, Møllerisvej N 5, Skævinge; last Sun every month 10:00-14:00; entrance: adults 80kr, kids 40kr; www.sosterbromolle.dk Go on a guided tour and say hi to the cows, horses, pigs, goats, sheep, rabbits, chickens and ducks at this old-fashioned farm. Coffee, tea, juice and homemade bread are included in the entrance price. SM Learn and play at the Theatre Museum Teatermuseet I Hofteatret, Christiansborg Rideband 18, Cph K; every Tue-Thu 11:15, end 9 Aug; entrance: adults 40kr, seniors and students 30kr; ages 4-12, www.teatermuseet.dk This 30 minute tour of the museum is located in a beautiful setting, and will teach you all about the museum’s history. All aspiring kings and queens, princes and princesses are invited, and will even get a chance to perform on stage. SM

Outdoors Football Golf Lerskovvej 13, Hårlev; open April-Oct, tee off Mon-Tue & Thu 15:00-19:00, Wed 18:0019:00, Fri-Sun 10:00-19:00; tickets: over-15s 100kr, under-15s 50kr (100kr on Sat); 2015 5086, hansen@fodboldgolfen.dk; www.fodboldgolfen.dk Your kids will love this football golf course 10km south of Køge almost as much as you. The game is played on a golf course with a football, and like crazy golf, most of the holes have obstacles to negotiate. As well as the customary par 3-5s, there are also a few 2s (as short as 17m) and 6s (as long as 150m). But while a powerful kick is an advantage on some holes, this is primarily a game of finesse and accuracy. BH Nature and the Family West Amager Nature Centre; Granatvej 3-13, Kastrup; open every day 10:00-17:00; free adm; www.naturcentervestamager.dk Come and explore the birds and the bees in the animal world and the diversity of nature in Amager.

Find out how and why animals and plants live so differently and what methods different species use to impress and attract the opposite sex. There are children’s stories about different plants and animals, games to play. JF

Bakken Bakken, Dyrehavevej 62, Klampenborg; open Mon-Thu 09:00-16:30, Fri 09:00-16:30; free adm; www.bakken.dk The oldest amusement park in the world has plenty to amuse the kids and give the family a great day out. Located on the doorstep of the woods of Dyrehaven the park is packed with rides of all kinds as well as restaurants and bars. And best of all, it’s free to get in!

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Café Nose Wise Vestmannagade 4, Islands Brygge, Cph S; Mon-Thu 08:00–19:00, Fri 08:00–20:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; 3296 0220; Brunch: 140kr Our brunch platter at Café Nose Wise rocked our boat from the second it hit our table. While the waiter kindly gave us a Tour de Plate, naming the delicious looking specialties, our mouths watered so badly we were tempted to shush him and swallow it all at once. Nothing was mediocre on this plate: the fig nice and juicy, the yoghurt with honey was topped with perfectly roasted almonds, the spicy roasted potatoes perfect with the Italian salami. SL Sankt Peders Bageri Aps Sankt Peders Stræde 29; 1453 Cph K; open Mon-Fri 6:0017:30, Sat 7:00-16:00, Sun 8:0014:00; 3311 1129 On Wednesdays the colour of the shop is gold in honour of their bestseller, the giant Wednesdaysnail or snegle. This is a huge cinnamon bun – a round spiral the size of a young child’s head, spread with sugar and cinnamon and baked golden. AK Den Franske Bogcafé Fiolstræde 16, st, 1171 Cph K; Open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:00-16:00; 3699 1692; www. denfranskebogcafe.dk This charming café offers a great value full breakfast and classic pastries, quiche lorraine, onion soup and salad with grilled goat cheese.

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about reading and eating either, with recordings by French musicians and French films also available for purchase. AK Paludan Bogcafe Fiolstræde 10-12, 1171 Cph K; Open Mon-Fri 9:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 10:00-22:00; 3315 0675; www.paludan-cafe.dk Browse the nooks, crannies and alcoves of this book cafe, which customers need to do anyway in their search for a seat. Or simply visit www.antikvariat.net. The menu is longer than the average book café, offering dishes that include chilli con carne, baked salmon, tagliatella, and weekend brunch. AK Rayuela Fælledvej 5; 2200 Cph N; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-19:00; Tel: 3535 6674; www.rayuela.dk This café specialises in books, food and events from the Spanishspeaking world. Readings, concerts and book group meetings are all part of Rayuela’s monthly calendar. Its specialty drink is mate, the herbal infusion from the mate plant popular in South America.

AK Arabica Blågårdsgade 12, Cph N; open Mon-Fri 08:30-22:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-21:00; 3537 4496 If you’re hungry, order a sandwich, soup, homemade cake or pastry – but be warned, everything is vegetarian at this cosy Nørrebro café.

It serves numerous organic juices and sodas. KP

27 July- August 2 2012 Underwood Ink Ryesgade 30A, Toogtyvenulnul, Cph N; Tue-Wed 12:0024:00, Thu-Sat 12:00- 02:00, Sun 12:00-22:00; 3535 5553 Combining books with a bar conjured up images of geek-cool and librarians in love. This was not dispelled by the couple embracing by candle light. Barely open for a few months, the bar has a much older feel, not quite old like a smoky bodega, but comfortable like one’s own living room might be. There are 600-800 titles on any given day and often they are not what you can find in the larger shops. SP Siciliansk Is Skydebanegade 3, Cph V; open daily 13:00-18:00; large 35kr, medium 29kr and small 22kr, both cones and cups; www.sicilianskis.dk; 3026 2606 Italy is famous for its ice creams, but ask them where they would go for a special ‘is’, and the answer is Sicily, which might explain why this shop employs Sicilian staff and imports its principal ingredients from Sicily with a heavy emphasis on ecological ones. The texture of the ice cream is unbelievable: chewy-looking and really creamy. Oh, and the hazelnut is fantastic. BH The Coffee Collective Jægersborggade 10, 2200 Cph N; 6015 1525 When was the last time you described the taste of your coffee?

If you come here you’ll have no reason for excuses; you’ll not only want to reflect upon what you’re putting in your mouth, but also where it comes from. Directly traded from farms in Brazil, Ethiopia and Kenya, where the farmers set their own terms of trade, the select coffee is so good you’ll enjoy even that last cold swallow. AM Thiemers Magasin Tullinsgade 24; 1618 Cph V; Open Mon-Fri 11:00-17:30, Sat 11:00-14:00; Tel: 5059 5100; www.thiemersmagasin.dk Thiemers Magasin hosts poetry readings and art exhibitions in the true café spirit, although it is primarily a bookstore. The selection of magazines, books, and other odds and ends is varied and yet carefully selected. It includes classics, many with an art and design focus, as well as other editions from smaller publishing companies. AK

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The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk You won’t find a more child-friendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their

back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, FriSat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www. oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub, not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead, it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: MonSun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open Mon-Sat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; threecourse lunch menu 155kr; www. brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process.

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Mikkeller Bar Viktoriagade 8BC, Basement, Cph V; open Sun-Wed 15:0024:00, Thu-Fri 14:00-02:00, Sat 12:00-02:00; www.mikkeller.dk “Today, people have greater knowledge about beer but most don’t understand just how complex it really can be,’’ explains Jannik at Mikkeller. Among its 60 varieties is one that used ‘coffee that has been passed through a weasel’. JH Bishop’s Arms Ny Østergade 14, Cph K; MonThu 12:00-01:00, Fri-Sat 12:0003:00, Sun 12:00-23:00; 3133 0868; www.bishopsarms.com This British-style pub has more than 400 types of whisky and about 200 different beers, a library nook hidden in the back, and above-average pub food. JS Lord Nelson Hyskenstræde 9, Cph k; open Mon 15:30-22:00, Tue-Thu 15:3002:00, Fri 15:00-02:00, Sat 12:0002:00; approx price per half litre 49-55kr; 3393 9394 Located down a small ally off the busy tourist street Strøget, the basement venue offers 14 microbrews on tap including a selection of ciders locally made from apples and pears.

JHW Charlie Scott’s Skindergade 43, Cph K; MonThu 15:00-24:00, Fri & Sat 14:0003:00, Sun 14:00-22:00; 3312 1220; www.charliescotts.dk This international jazz bar is always a lively venue, whether it’s to listen to New Orleans traditional jazz or watch the football. Live bands play feature New Orleans on Tuesdays and swing on Thursday and Friday.

Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:0002:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM K-Bar Ved Stranden 20, Cph K; MonThu 16:00-01:00, Fri-Sat 16:0002:00; 3391 9222; Kirsten@kbar.dk; www.k-bar.dk The bartenders at this cocktail bar shake and stir drinks that will make you want to stay in the trendy joint off Strøget forever. KP 1105 Kristen Bernikows Gade 4, Cph K; open Wed-Thu 20:0002:00, Fri 16:00-02:00, Sat 20:0002:00, Sun-Tue upon request; www.1105.dk Boasts an award-winning bartender and a seasonal menu. KP Karriere Bar Flæsketorvet 57, Cph V; open: Thu 16:00-24:00, Fri 16:0004:00, Sat 18:00-04:00; 3321 5509; www.karrierebar.com An edgy bar where the music and gossip don’t end, Karriere Bar, hidden in a corner of Kødbyen, should be number one on your list. The Rhubarb Collins is delicious. SM

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Restaurants Looking back over our reviews from the last six months, here are the restaurants that have impressed us the most RetroGusto Vesterbrogade 31, Cph V; open daily 17:00-22:00; Italian; three courses 285kr; 3321 5555; www.retrogusto. dk RetroGusto serves up Italian food with a twist. Whether you order codfish with hazelnut ice cream or pork cheek with chocolate sauce, you can be certain that your dinner will be of the highest quality.

All the wines are from Italian boutique vineyards, and will complement your meal perfectly. JOS Bindia Blegdamsvej 130, 2100 Cph Ø; open daily 17:00-22:30; 3543 8838; www. bindia.dk If you’re craving low-fat food that tastes good, head over to Bindia’s, where you can enjoy Indian cuisine that’s as easy on the hips as it is on the lips. From butter chicken to raita to mango lassi, a meal here will satisfy any appetite. EM Restaurant Viva Langebrogade kaj 570, Cph K; open Mon-Sun 12:00-24:00; Nordic/ French/Medi; three courses 350kr, five courses 500kr, wine 300-450kr; 2727 0505, viva@restaurantviva.dk; www.restaurantviva.dk Viva’s biggest selling point is probably the fact that it’s on a boat. Location, however, isn’t enough to keep a restaurant afloat, and the menu ensures that customers will return again and again. While the smoked potatoes are not to be missed, make sure to save room for lobster, champagne and dessert – apples. AJ Chai:Wong Thorvaldsensvej 2, Frederiksberg; open Mon-Sat 11:00-24:00; SouthEast Asian; starters 55-125kr, mains 135-195kr; www.chaiwong.dk Inspired by a trip to various Asian cities, the owners have brought authentic Asian cooking to Frederiksberg. Enjoy a lychee mojito as you study the menu, and be sure to try the prawns with rice noodles.

For dessert, order the banana cake with salted coconut ice cream, then stagger home, full of good food and wine. CS Café Alma Isafjordsgade 5-7, Cph S; open MonThu 11:00-24:00, Fri 11:00-2:00; Sat 10:00-2:00, Sun 10:00-24:00; upscale café; starters 65-85kr, mains 135225kr; www.cafealma.dk Stop by Café Alma for a meal if you’re looking for a cosy night with huge servings of Danish comfort food. The Seasonal plate starter is a treat, featuring meats and seafood, soup and sauces to satisfy most cravings. With delicious bread, classic Danish dishes like steak with béarnaise sauce, perfectly caramelised crème brulée for dessert, great service and a relaxed atmosphere, the café is a perfect place to unwind. ED Evita Peron Studiestræde 69, Cph K; steakhouse; open Mon-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00; steaks 250-375 kr; 3393 9955; www.evitaperon.dk This place is all about the steak. Everything, from cow-skin couches to heavy cutlery wrapped in leather pouches screams “steak”. The night will fly by in a blur of meat and wine, carefully paired by a knowledgeable waiter. EBD

Nørrebro Bryghus Ryesgade 3, Cph N; kitchen open Mon-Thu 11:30-15:00 & 17:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 11:00-15:00 & 17:30-22:30; Nordic cuisine; 3-course beer menu 350kr, 5-course beer menu 600kr, without beer 325-398kr; 3530 0530 Danes take their beer seriously. For proof of that, look no further than this restaurant and brewery, which serves beers to complement all of its dishes. If you’re looking for a simple but delicious meal, try the side of pork, roasted for eight hours and served with onions braised in lager and potatoes. Beer is even included in the dessert – you can try apples poached in ale. DC Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open Mon-Thu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:00-21:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. If you’re not in the mood for crispy, battered fish with thick potato wedges, try a chicken or salmon sandwich. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB Madsvinet Enghavevej 58 , Cph V; open WedSat 18:00-24:00; rustic cuisine; 5-course taster menu 400kr, first course 150kr, following courses 90kr; 3132 3935 Come to Madsvinet and you won’t leave hungry. Between servings of crisp rye bread with different toppings that appear almost magically at your table and huge the mains that include steak and fish, your tastebuds and stomach will be satisfied by a meal at this rustic restaurant tucked away at the end of infamous Istedgade. EBD India Palace HC Andersens Boulevard 13, Cph V; Indo-Pak cuisine, open everyday 11:0023:00; main dishes: 50-100kr, lunch buffet: 69kr, dinner buffet: 135kr; 3391 0408; www.indiapalace.dk Whether you’re a vegetarian longing for a crispy vegetable samosa or a meat lover craving a steaming dish of butter chicken, India Palace will satisfy you with the tastes of the sub-continent. You can choose to order à la carte or taken advantage of a large buffet. Wash down your meal with wine or with a bottle of beer from Pakistan’s Murree Brewery. JR Café Bang & Jensen Istedgade 130, Cph V; café classics; open Mon-Fri 08:00-02:00, Sat 10:0002:00, Sun 10:00-24:00; 60-100kr; 3325 5318; www.bangogjensen.dk Breakfast, lunch, dinner and cocktails are all available in this former pharmacy, now café. Between cheesy nachos, perfectly seasoned chili con carne and what may be the best burritos in Copenhagen, even the fussiest eaters will find something to munch here. JOS Paludan Bogcafe Fiolstræde 10-12, Cph K; café classics; open Mon-Fri 09:00-22:00, Sat 10:0022:00, Sun 10:00-20:00; 29-119kr; 3315 0675; www.paludan-cafe.dk What could be more relaxing than an afternoon or evening spent surrounded by piles of books and good food? If that sounds like a treat, stop by this café where you can enjoy hearty fare while flipping through different books. The Caesar salad, served with homemade bread and butter, is delicious. Sandwiches, hot dishes, coffee and desserts are all on the menu. PX

Søren K Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; modern Nordic cuisine with French influences; open Mon-Sat 12:00-24:00, closed 16:00-17:00; mains 150-200kr; 3347 4949; www. soerenk.dk Located in the stunning Black Diamond, this restaurant has definitely earned its reputation as one of the country’s best Nordic dining experiences. From scallops to fish to chocolate desserts, everything that comes out of the kitchen is prepared with the freshest ingredients. And despite having a Michelin Bib Gourmand, it is surprisingly affordable. AJ Madklubben Vesterbro Vesterbrogade 62, 1620 Cph V; Danish/French cuisine; open every day 17:30-24:00, kitchen closes at 22:00; 100 kr for one course, 50kr for additional courses; 3841 4143; www. bistrobooking.dk It’s not rare to be overwhelmed by pretentions explanations about ingredients and wine, but at Madklubben, you get the great food without the overblown descriptions. The clam chowder starter will get your mouth watering just in time for the generously plated mains. Remember to leave room for dessert as the liquorice ice cream with coffee cream and sprinkles comes highly recommended. MØ Taco Al Paso Strandvejen 108, Hellerup; Mexican takeaway; open Mon-Thu 10:0017:30, Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 10:0013:00; mains: 45-90kr lunch offers: 40-60kr; 3961 9070; www.tacoalpaso.com For a reminder of sunnier days served with a heaping plate of nachos, step into Taco Al Paso where you will be greeted by a wooden parrot and bright sombreros.

The quesadillas and fajitas are delicious if you want more than a snack, and the guacamole will keep you coming back for more. ClS Marv og Ben Snaregade 4, 1205 Cph K; gourmet new Nordic cuisine; open Mon-Sat 18:00-22:00; 2-course menu 275kr, 5-course menu 375kr; 3391 0191; mad@marvogben.dk; www.marvogben.dk No place in Copenhagen bakes bread or matches wine to meals as well as Marv og Ben, which has a Michelin Bib Gourmand for offering good food at affordable prices. While on a menu, the dishes may not look too innovative, once delivered to your table, the flavour and texture combinations will blow you away. Don’t believe us? Try Visit the garden, a lamb dish with savoy cabbage, red sorrel, garlic puree, and pickled elderberry seeds, and see for yourself. ED Restaurant Orangeriet Kronprinsessegade 13, Cph K; Danish cuisine; open Mon-Tue 11:3016:00, Wed-Sat 11:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-16:00, kitchen closes at 22:00; smørrebrød 70-75kr, 3-course menu 245kr; 3311 1307; www.restaurantorangeriet.dk Smørrebrod might sound like a boring meal at first, but that’s before you lay eyes on the masterpieces at Orangeriet. Here, the open-faced sandwiches come piled high with a range of toppings, from the classic roast beef to the more adventurous salmon with apple-celery remoulade. For dessert, order a box of petit fours, and enjoy the delicious sweets in pristine surroundings that scream Danish design. CS

Les Trois Cochons Værnedamsvej 10, 1619 Cph V; French cuisine; open: lunch: MonSat 12:00-14:30, dinner: Mon-Sun 17:30-24:00; 3-course menu 295kr; 3331 7055; ltc@cofoco.dk; www. cofoco.dk/ltc Bring a group of friends to this French restaurant where meals are shared by the table – a steaming platter is brought to you, and you serve yourself. The carefully prepared meals will keep you coming back.

If the thought of tender chicken, crunchy beans and buttery potatoes gets your mouth watering, book a table now. DC LêLê nhà hàng Vesterbrogade 40, Cph V; Vietnamese cuisine; open Sun-Thu 17:0023:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00; starters 60-125kr, mains 180-220kr; 3322 7135; ltc@cofoco.dk; www.lele. com For ten years, this restaurant has been serving affordable Vietnamese food to long queues of people. One bite of Goi du du, a papaya salad with beef and Vietnamese mint, quickly demonstrates why this place draws customers back again and again. Wash your meal down with unique cocktails, like one containing lychee, rum and a hint of chilli. JOS Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85-120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www. bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food, because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR Cocks & Cows Gammel Strand 44, Cph K; burgers; open Mon-Thu 11:00-24:00, Fri-Sun 11:00-02:00; 78-118kr per burger, 70kr per cocktail; 6969 6000; cows@ cocks.dk; www.cocksandcows.dk Eat a burger (cow) and wash it down with a cocktail (cock). The burgers are huge, and must be eaten with a fork and knife to prevent a mess. But they’re delicious, and the vegetarian, beef, pork and chicken options mean that even the fussiest eater will find something. DC Huks Fluks Bistro & Café Gråbrødretorv 6-8, Cph K; international bistro; open Sun-Thu 10:0022:00, Fri-Sat 10:00-23:00; mains 95215kr; 3-course menu 345kr, wine 509kr; 3391 9293; info@huksfluks. dk; www.huksfluks.dk Whether you want a quick lunch or a long summer evening of wining and dining with friends, this bistro is a good choice. The food is served quickly and is of high quality, and the lamb chops, served with potato puree, will have you begging for more. MØ Kødbyen’s Fiskebar Flæsketorvet 100, Cph V; seafood; open Tue-Fri 17:30-24:00, Sat 11:0002:00, Sun 11:00-15:30; mains 195245kr, takeaway fish and chips: 100kr; 3215 5656; www.fiskebaren. dk Show up without a reservation at your own risk – in the middle of summer, this place will be busy. And for good reason.

The sea scallops cooked in butter are one reason for booking a table at this Kødbyen restaurant, and the fish and chips is another. For dessert, try the rye bread ice cream, made of spiced bread, lemon gel, verbena and yoghurt. AJ

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Vesterbros Originale Burgerrestaurant Istedgade 34-36, Cph V; burgers; open every day 17:00-22:00; 85-99kr per burger; 3311 3303; www.vbburger.dk Istedgade’s newest burger joint used to be a gay sauna, but now serves up delicious homemade burgers, French fries and a variety of dips. The original burger, with cheddar and bacon, is perfect to munch on the go, and vegetarians will be thrilled by the inclusion of a veggie burger on the menu. MH Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, Cph N; seafood and meat; open Mon-Sun 17:3000:00; mains from 145-195kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk/oysters Start off your evening with oysters, before diving into a variety of seafood delights.

The scallops will melt in your mouth, and the huge langoustines won’t stay on the table for long. Leave some room for dessert, because the lemon panna cotta with meringue is a tangy, creamy treat. EB Hercegovina Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; Croatian/ Danish cuisine; open every day 12:00-16:00 and 17:00-24:00; mains 150-240kr, dinner grill buffet 200220kr; 3315 6363; www.hercegovina.dk This restaurant has it all: free music, friendly service, beautiful surroundings, and, of course, great food that will have you practically licking your plates clean.

The goulash soup with beef, vegetables, red win and spices is probably the best in Copenhagen. For mains, cut into a huge mixed meat skewer, but leave some room for the pancakes flambéed in Croatian pear liquor. JOS Tight Hyskenstræde 10, Cph K; open SunThu 11:00-22:00, Fri-Sat 11:00-23:00; French/Australian cuisine; threecourse menu 275kr; 3311 0900 What happens when an Australian and Frenchman open up a restaurant in an abandoned nightclub? A tight culinary experience that takes you from the hearty flavours of truffle soup to the taste explosion of Surf n’ turf steaks. And with the best wines from each country available, Tight guarantees a great night out. EM MASH Bredgade 20, Cph K; open: lunch: Mon-Fr 12:00-15:00, dinner: SunWed 17:30-22:00, Thu-Sat 17:30-23:00; American cuisine; mains 145-425kr; 3313 9300; www.mashsteak.dk Carnivore or not, you won’t regret eating at this American-style steakhouse – unless you’re squeamish, in which case you should avoid looking at the various cuts of meat on display. Interior design aside, MASH serves up a vast selection of steaks from around the world, and lets diners choose sauces and sides to create their perfect meal. If beef isn’t your favourite meat, seafood, chicken and numerous sides are available. JS Dragsholm Slot Dragsholm Alle 1, Hørve; open TueSat 18:00-22:00; Danish cuisine; fivecourse menu 650kr, seven-course menu 800kr; 5965 3300; www.dragsholm-slot.dk While you may not see ghosts at Denmark’s most haunted castle, the food served in its restaurant will haunt your taste buds until you return. One bite of the starter, snørbrød wrapped around twigs and served with marmalade, or the dessert, candied mint mousse, and you’ll understand why the ‘white lady’ won’t leave the castle premises. EM

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Measured, because it seems that these rookie directors did their best not to overdo it; a perilous endeavour when it comes to the popular genre that is ‘romantic comedy’, particularly so in France. It is precisely this that constitutes both the strength and the weakness of this motion picture.

The Foenkinos brothers have tried to put forward a romantic that stands out, and they partly succeeded. What might appear as a classic boy-meets-girl story quickly takes a sharp and truly unexpected turn: no more than ten minutes into the movie the initial blissful existence of Nathalie (Tautou) and François (Marmaï) is torn apart by the latter’s sudden death in a traffic accident (you needn’t worry, this is no spoiler).

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No attempt is made to hijack viewers’ emotions through Nathalie’s grief. By placing the tragic element at the start of the movie, the directors purposefully avoided the trap in which some of their predecessors – namely Guillaume Canet in France’s last major export of the kind, Little White Lies (2010) – have fallen before. There is no cathartic effusion of depressing, moralistic and (hopefully) contagious sadness in La Délicatesse. Here, a woman’s grief is told

François Damiens seems stunned in disbelief at the prospect of being in close proximity to the delicacy that is Audrey Tautou with a very light touch, and a decent dose of humour, making this – once again – a measured, digestible approach. So much so that it sometimes passes of as too light, and some might take offense precisely to how lightly the movie treats issues no less shameful than sexual harassment in the workplace.

Equally mild is the surprisingly and refreshingly limited use of the background location, which is none other than Le Gai Paris. This is said as praise to both David and Stéphane Foenkinos: they manage to avoid using the French capital as the clichéd

city of love, élan and whatnot; only one failed love scene takes place within sight of the Eiffel tower and, for that matter, the real crux of the story unfolds in rural locations outside the city.

Other noteworthy elements include the motion picture’s soundtrack, which breathes new life into the use of xylophones, used to the death since the time of Amélie.

An unexpectedly good Émilie Simon calmly sways the viewer into comfort and cosiness; a perfect match to the calm nature of the story.

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backfires. Characters are not particularly vibrant and do not seem to have much more life in them than the sheer and limited setting the directors allocated them. Some actors, such as the excellent Joséphone de Meaux who plays Nathalie’s best friend, are criminally underused, their appearances downplayed to quasi-cameo proportions, while the main characters are but superficially approached and developed.

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All in all, La Délicatesse is an inviting movie which Danes will no doubt appreciate for regularly poking fun at the Swedes. It’s a good strategy for a first date. Yet, it might not hurt to have something planned for later, just in case.

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Book Your Tickets The Dark Knight Rises (11) Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins, Christian Bale, Tom, Hardy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell bent on ‘liberating’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the delicate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman franchise he leaves his reputation as a master filmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Take Shelter (15) Dir: Jeff Nichols ; US drama, 2011, 120 mins; Michael Shannon, Jessica Chastain, Tova Stewart, Shea Wigham This understated indie offering is a gem of a film that quietly and poetically explores the pitfalls of alienation and human folly.

Nichols hardly puts a foot wrong in subtly unravelling the mind of his central character while engaging his audience with the maturity of a seasoned professional. AS

Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) Dir: Sean Durkin ; US thriller, 2011, 112 mins;

Elizabeth Olsen, Sarah Paulsen, Hugh Dancy Watch a brilliantly underplayed Olsen give her debut in this instant cult-status masterpiece directed by Sean Durkin. When Martha (Olsen) escapes from a hippie cult and finds her way back to her sister, her recovery is neither simple nor swift. It will leave you questioning the level of manipulation we all tolerate in our everyday lives. MW

Woody Allen: A Documentary Dir: Robert B Weide; US doc, 2012, 113 mins; Woody Allen, Antonio Banderas, John Cusack, Penelope Cruz, Larry David If you love Woody Allen, this is a must-see. If you don’t love Woody Allen, see it anyway.

This entertaining documentary chronicles Allen’s career from writing scripts for Sid Caesar in the 1950s to creating the starstudded Oscar-winning films we see today. You can also watch an array of stars weigh in on their favourite wacky director, including Diane Keaton, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz and Josh Brolin. LL

21 Jump Street (11) Dir: Phil Lord & Christopher Miller; US action/comedy, 2012, 109 mins; Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Brie Larson, Dave Franco 21 Jump Street is instantly one of my top all-time favourite comedies (though I rank Office Space up there as well so take that as you will). There were numerous LOL moments, some great cameos and a refreshing ability to laugh at its own silliness. KE

Avoid like the Plague The Cold Light of Day (15) Dir: Mabrouk El Mechri; US thriller, 2011, 93 mins; Henry Cavill, Sigourney Weaver, Bruce Willis, Veronica Echegui This bog-standard, lazy, wannabe Bourne bottom-feeder’s only surprise might be the relatively early demise of one of the top-billed actors. Otherwise it simply delivers a series of thriller clichés packaged in the blandest of manners. AS

LOL (3) Dir: Lisa Azuelos; US comedy, 2012, 97 mins; Miley Cyrus, Demi Moore, Ashley Greene, Adam Sevani If a film begins with an American teenager talking about her high school and walking out in slow-motion, arm in arm with her bffs – you can put your expectations to rest.

This flick has nothing new to offer, whether it’s teenage broken hearts, hooking up in summer camp, a battle of the bands, school trips to Paris, parties and pot. MH

Also Playing Weekend (11) Dir: Andrew Haigh; UK drama, 2011, 96 mins; Tom Cullen, Chris New, Jonathan Race, Laura Freeman Andrew Haigh’s second feature moves away from the potential

pigeon-holing of gay-themed cinema and towards a universal terrain of desire, hope and disappointment. It occasionally edges towards the clichés of romantic comedy, however the director deftly steers clear of a crowd-pleasing easy-option resolution, and keeps the film rooted in a reality that squarely and knowingly avoids being larger than life and instead focuses on the quirks and textures of contemporary British life. AS

Free the Mind (11) Dir: Phie Ambo; DK doc, 2012, 82 mins; Richard Davidson Danish documentary following Dr Richard Davidson, the world’s leading brain scientist, as he attempts to teach three traumatised individuals how to change their personality through meditation. Thought-provoking with shining moments, though a scattered focus makes it too messy to fully enjoy. LL

Reindeerspotting: Escape From Santaland Dir: Joonas Neuvonen ; FI doc, 2011, 84 mins; Jani Raappana Joonas Neuvonen’s debut documentary follows Jani, a 19-yearold addict and small-time thief from Lapland, Northern Finland. Neuvonen is masterful behind the camera, intercutting spellbinding shots of snowlaced landscapes with intimate close-ups of Jani’s drug abuse.

The addict story may be one told many times before, but even if you don’t remember Jani, you won’t forget the sight of a reindeer race at twilight. LL

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Here’s a Spider-Man the girls will actually want to sleep with! LD

Dir: Boris Rodriquez; DK/ CA comedy/horror, 2012, 90 mins; Thure Lindhart, Georgina Reilly, Stephen McHattie Painter Lars Olufssen (Lindhart) takes to the Canadian wilderness to find his inspiration. Watch as he becomes artistically aroused by his sleep-walking roommate’s cannibalistic activities. This Danish-Canadian, horror-comedy amalgamation has some absurdly funny moments, but secondrate dialogue and a flimsy plot turn turns this could-be stellar flick into an average one. MW

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Prometheus (15)

The Dictator (11)

Dir: Ridley Scott; US sci-fi, 2012, 126 mins; Michael Fassbender, Noomi Rapace, Charlize Theron, Idres Elba, Guy Pearce There are some decent moments of horror and tension. There are also planet-sized plot holes and moments of ham-fisted stupidity.

With the recent announcement that Ridley is returning to that other sci-fi masterpiece, Blade Runner, there’s a sense that in his twilight years he’s riding the coattails of his past success. MW

Dir: Larry Charles; US comedy, 2012, 83 mins; Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, Ben Kingsley, John C Reilly Cohen’s fans will recall the tepid disappointment of Ali G: Indahouse.

The Dictator shares the fiction approach of that film and confirms the superiority of Cohen’s fiction/ documentery hybrids over these pure fictions. Genuinely funny moments are too few, and almost all of those aren’t politicised. MW

The Amazing Spider-Man (11)

Dir: Gary Ross; US sci-fi, 2012, 142 mins; Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Woody Harrelson Ross has successfully dissected and expanded the book and produced something that works as a film – so long as you’re not too precious about its origins. MH

Dir: Marc Webb; US action, 2012, 136 mins; Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Martin Sheen, Sally Field Webb’s reinterpretation of Spider-Man is a little premature, but the movie holds its own with a fresh script and a talented cast.

Dir: Rupert Sanders; UK/ US action, 2012, 127 mins; Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin, Ian McShane In a twist to the fairy tale, the huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to kill her winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen. But unfortunately, this overlong retelling of a Grimm fairy tale is short on magic. MH

The Hunger Games (11)

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 26 JULY - WEDNESDAY 1 AUGUST 2012 All times are subject to change The Lucky One (11) without notice; consult 18:45-21:00 www.kino.dk for confirmation. Men in Black III 2D (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:20 PALADS rometheus 2D (15) Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 12:30-15:30-18:30-21:15 21 Jump Street (11) 11:20-13:40-16:00-18:30-20:50 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) The Amazing Spider-Man 12:30-15:30-18:45-20:50 (11) 12:15-15:15-18:30-21:30 (2D) The Vow (7) 21:30 12:30-15:30-21:00 (3D) What to Expect When You’re The Avengers 2D (11) Expecting (11) 20:50 18:30 The Cold Light of Day (11) 11:30-14:00-16:20 The Dark Knight Rises (11) GRAND TEATRET 10:00-12:00-13:30-15:30-17:00Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K 19:00-20:30-21:20-22:10 www.grandteatret.dk Dark Shadows (11) A Dangerous Method (15) 18:30 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-19:00 The Dictator (11) La Délicatesse 10:00-12:00-14:00-16:20-18:3012:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 21:20 Martha Marcy May Marlene Eddie: the Sleepwalking (15) Cannbial (11) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 11:30-14:00-16:20-19:00 Weekend The Hunger Games (11) 12:00-16:40-19:00-21:30 12:15-15:30-18:20-21:15 Woody Allen: A Documentary Ice Age: Continental Drift 14:20-21:30 3D (7) 18:45 LOL (3) 11:40-14:00-16:15-18:30-20:50

KINOPALÆET

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby 21 Jump Street (11) 18:45 A Dangerous Method (15) 10:00-12:10-14:15-16:30-18:45 The Amazing Spider-Man (11) 12:30-15:25-21:20 (2D) 18:30 (3D) The Cold Light of Day(11) 21:15 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 10:00-11:00-12:00-13:3014:30-16:00-17:00-18:0019:30-20:00-20:30-21:0021:30-22:10 (Fri & Sat) The Dictator (11) 10:00 LOL (3) 12:10-14:20-16:30 Men in Black III 2D (11) 10:00-18:45-21:30 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 10:00-13:00-15:45-18:30-21:10

GLORIA

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk Reindeerspotting 12:30 Take Shelter (15) 14:30-19:00-21:20

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 21 Jump Street (11) 14:00-21:00-23:30 (Fri & Sat) The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11) 10:30-13:15-16:00-18:45-21:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 3D (11) 10:00-12:45-15:30-18:30 The Avengers 2D(11) 13:30 (Thu) The Dark Knight Rises (11) 10:00-10:45-11:30-13:15-14:0014:45-16:30-17:15-18:00-18:4519:00-20:00-20:40-21:00-21:2021:30-22:00-22:30-23:30-23:59 LOL (3) 14:15-16:30-18:45 Men in Black III (11) 11:15-16:40-21:15 (2D) Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 16:00-18:40-23:59 (Fri & Sat)

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Dark Knight Rises (11) 19:30 La Délicatesse 13:00 (Thu) 17:30 (Thu-Sun)

FALKONER BIO

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg 21 Jump Street (11) 21:00 A Dangerous Method (15) 18:45 The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11) Morning times vary-21:15 The Dark Knight Rises (11) Morning times vary-21:45 The Dictator (11) 16:45 LOL (3) 11:45 (Sat) -14:00-16:20 Prometheus2D (15) 21:30 Snow White and the Huntsman (11) 14:00-18:45-19:00 (Thu)

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 A Dangerous Method (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 We Need to Talk About Kevin (15) 18:30 Woody Allen: A Documentary 12:30-15:30-18:45-21:10

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk A Dangerous Method (15) 12:45-15:00-20:00 The Amazing Spider-Man 3D (11) 22:00 The Dark Knight Rises (11) 12:30-14:00-15:45-17:15-19:0020:30-22:15 Free the Mind (11) 12:30 Martha Marcy May Marlene (15) 12:30-17:15-19:30 Prometheus 2D (15) 22:00 (Thu) Reindeerspotting 22:15 Weekend 15:15-17:30-19:45-22:15 Woody Allen: A Documentary 17:30

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InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

27 July -2 August 2012

spor t THE W OF EEK

TV3 Puls, Fri 20:00 Classified: Secret Service

TV2, Fri 22:00 London Olympics 2012: The Opening Ceremony

TV3+, Sun 12:30 Formula 1: The Hungarian Grand Prix

TV2, Wed 21:50 Braveheart

DRK, Thu 01:05 The Killing of a Chinese Bookie

PICK O THE W F EEK

FILM O THE W F EEK

BBC Entertainment, Sun 17:45 Going for Gold: The ‘48 Games

DR2, Sat 22:50 Julia

DR2, Tue 21:00 Shooting Robert King

Friday 27

Saturday 28

Sunday 29

Monday 30

Tuesday 31

Wednesday 1

Thursday 2

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 21:30-22:55 Along Came Polly (US romcom, 2004) Jennifer Aniston 22:55-00:45 U-571 (US thriller, 2000) Matthew McConaughey

19:30-20:00 Mr Bean 23:45-01:30 8 Mile (US drama, 2002) Eminem

10:00-22:10 London Olympics - LIVE

10:00-23:05 London Olympics - LIVE 23:05-00:15 Blue Murder (UK crime series, 2003) Caroline Quentin

10:25-23:00 London Olympics - LIVE

10:00-20:00 London Olympics - LIVE

10:00-20:00 London Olympics - LIVE

17:55-18:45 Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven (US doc, 2008) 18:45-19:05 The Daily Show 19:05-19:55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime series) 19:55-21:40 Georgia Rule (US drama, 2007) Jane Fonda, Lindsay Lohan

16:45-18:30 Ashes to Ashes (UK crime series, 2008) 22:50-01:10 Julia (US thriller, 2008) Tilda Swinton

13:00-18:00 London Olympics - LIVE 18:20-19:10 Dicken’s Secret Lover(UK doc, 2008) 19:10-20:00 River Cottage 20:30-21:00 Jimmy’s Food Factory 21:40-22:30 Blue Murder (UK crime series, 2009) Ian Kelsey

13:00-18:30 London Olympics - LIVE 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:50-23:40 Churchill (UK doc series, 2008)

14:00-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE 18:45-19:10 The Daily Show 19:10-20:00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 20:00-21:00 Inside the Human Body (UK science series, 2011) 21:00-22:30 Shooting Robert King (UK doc, 2008)

13:00-22:00 London Olympics - LIVE 22:50-23:40 Churchill (UK doc series, 2008) 23:40-01:20 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2008)

12:00-21:00 London Olympics - LIVE 21:00-21:40 Vietnam: Lost Films (US doc series, 2011) 21:40-22:30 Waking the Dead 22:50-23:40 Waking the Dead 23:40-00:05 The Daily Show

22:00-01:05 London Olympics Opening Ceremony - LIVE

10:25-19:15 London Olympics - LIVE 20:55-22:40 Because I Said So (US romcom, 2007) Diane Keaton 23:20-01:05 Annapolis (US drama, 2006) James Franco

10:25-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE 21:50-00:05 London Olympics - LIVE

10:25-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE

10:25-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE 20:35-21:25 Undercover Boss (reality series)

10:25-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE 20:25-22:00 London Olympics - LIVE

10:25-17:00 London Olympics - LIVE 20:25-22:00 London Olympics - LIVE

18:10-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-19:50 Friends 19:50-21:50 Collateral (US action, 2004) Jamie Foxx 21:50-23:45 Total Recall (US scifi, 1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger 23:45-02:00 True Lies (US action, 1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:25 Persons Unknown (US drama series, 2010) Jason Wiles 21:50-23:20 The Happening (US thriller, 2008) Mark Wahlberg 23:20-00:05 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

13:25-21:50 Lie to Me (US crime series, 2009) season two 21:50-23:50 Constantine (US thriller, 2005) Keanu Reeves 23:50-00:35 Stand-up Live at The Apollo

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle (US crime series, 2010) 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:35 Night At the Museum (US com, 2006) Ben Stiller 23:35-00:25 Joey (US com series, 2004)

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:30 Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (US comedy, 2009) Ben Stiller 23:30-00:20 Joey

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-00:40 Braveheart (US drama, 1995) Mel Gibson

18:15-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:50 Castle 20:50-21:15 What It Takes 21:50-23:55 The Ghost Writer (UK thriller, 2010) Ewan McGregor 23:55-00:45 Joey

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 19:55-21:00 Bones 21:00-23:15 You Don’t Mess With the Zohan (US com, 2008) Adam Sandler 23:15-01:35 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (US com, 2007) Adam Sandler

19:00-20:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 20:00-21:00 Mobbed (US reality show, 2011) 21:00-23:05 Anger Management (US com, 2003) Adam Sandler 23:05-02:05 Funny People (US com, 2009) Adam Sandler

18:00-19:00 Supersize vs Superskinny (UK reality series, 2011) 19:00-20:00 Mobbed 21:00-22:55 50 First Dates (US romcom, 2004) Adam Sandler 22:55-23:55 How I Met Your Mother 23:55-00:55 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Unforgettable 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 The Finder (US crime series, 2011) 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Supersize vs Superskinny 21:00-22:00 Up All Night (US comedy series, 2011) Christina Applegate 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 21:00-22:00 America’s Next Top Model 23:00-00:00 How I Met Your Mother

09:55-11:35 Formula 1: Hungarian Grand Prix - Training 13:55-15:35 Formula 1: Training 17:30-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-21:00 The Simpsons 21:00-23:20 Wolf (US thriller, 1994) Michelle Pfeiffer 23:20-00:55 The Event

10:55-12:05 Formula 1: Training 13:55-15:15 Formula 1: Hungarian Grand Prix - Qualification 17:05-19:00 NCIS: Los Angeles 19:00-22:00 Speedway: FIM Croatian Speedway Grand Prix 22:00-00:20 True Crime (US thriller, 1999) Clint Eastwood

11:00-16:30 Formula 1: Hungarian Grand Prix 16:30-18:00 The Simpsons 22:00-23:00 Top Gear 23:00-23:50 US Fear Factor 23:50-01:00 Poker: Premier League Mixed Games Championship

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:00-22:00 Anger Management (US comedy series, 2012) Selma Blair 22:00-23:50 Men in Black II (US scifi, 2002) Will Smith

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Top Gear USA 21:00-23:50 The Island (US action, 2005) Ewan McGregor 23:50-02:05 Top Gear

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Best Ink (US reality series, 2011) 21:00-23:05 Death Race (US thriller, 2008) Tyrese Gibson

17:00-18:00 Two Guys and a Girl 18:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother 19:00-20:00 The Simpsons 20:00-21:00 Two and a Half Men 21:00-22:05 Top Gear 22:05-00:05 NCIS: Los Angeles

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-23:15 Hollywoodland (US drama, 2006) Adrien Brody 23:15-00:15 48 Hours (US doc series, 2010)

18:05-19:00 Gossip Girl (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Hart of Dixie (US drama series, 2011) 20:00-21:40 I Do, They Don’t (US family, 2005) Josie Bissett 21:40-23:20 Revenge of the Bridesmaids (US com, 2010) Raven-Symoné

12:40-16:10 Secrets of Aspen (US doc series) 23:00-23:55 The Biggest Loser (US reality series) 23:55-00:50 The Listener (Can drama series)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Hart of Dixie 21:00-23:15 Pretty Woman (US romcom, 1990) Julia Roberts 23:15-00:05 Gossip Girl

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas (US drama series, 2012) 22:00-23:00 Cougar Town (US com series) 23:00-23:55 48 Hours

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas 22:00-23:00 Cougar Town 23:00-23:55 48 Hours 23:55-00:45 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Dallas 22:00-22:55 Cougar Town 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:40 Private Practice

17:05-19:00 Ghost Whisperer (US drama series) 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory (US com series) 21:00-22:00 CSI 22:00-00:30 The Last Castle (US action, 2001) Robert Redford

19:00-20:00 Once Upon a Time (US adventure series, 2011) 21:35-23:10 View from the Top (US romcom, 2003) Gwyneth Paltrow 23:55-00:55 CSI

18:00-19:00 Numb3rs (US crime series) 21:00-22:55 CSI 22:55-23:50 The Killing (US drama series, 2011) 23:50-00:45 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:15 Knowing (US thriller, 2009)

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:00 Prime (US romcom, 2005) Uma Thurman 23:00-23:55 Prime Suspect (US series)

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 Prime Suspect 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 22:55-00:40 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 23:00-00:45 Criminal Minds