Camas Quips

The Marx Brothers got good credit because of all their TV shows. They had a sister named Onya who didn't have the spotlight with her brothers. At the beginning of all races, she was given credit by having her name mentioned... Onya Marx.

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What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarter back. -- -- --

Two plates went to a nice resturant. The first said, "Dinner is on us."

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Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.

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"You haven't had all that you wanted in life, have you?" asked the pessimist.

"No," replied the optimist. "But I haven't had all I didn't want, either."

It was so hot and dry the bushes were following the dogs around.

Gathered by Tee Hurd

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There ain't no use asking him to be a nice guy. He just don't do imitations. -- -- --

That horse throwed him clean into a funeral parlor. -- -- --

We are going to have to guit looking to Washington for leadership. It is hopeless. The great man died in 1799. -- -- --

How did Benjamin Franklin feel holding his kite when he discovered electricity? Shocked. -- -- --

I have kleptomania. The doctor said I should take something for that. -- -- --

I like to talk to my kids at 12:59. I like that one-to-one time. -- -- -- a.m.

How do you talk to a giant? Use Big Words.

3:30 a.m. a.m. p.m.

2:00 p.m.

2:00 p.m.

This Week’s Sudoku Puzzle Answers

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