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No1 MARBELLA

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Ed’s Note..

We hope you have had a great August and a relaxing time on one of the Costa’s beaches! When did it get soooooooooooo sticky here on the Costa del Sol… It’s been very hot with the air conditioning working overtime. September has arrived and fingers crossed it will be just a little cooler or a breeze would be nice!

There are LOADS of things to do this month on the Costa del Sol, Marbella and Puerto Banus have a Luxury weekend going on with cars, boats and lots more, and Mijas has its very own feria from the 6th to the 11th with lots happening up in the pueblo. Check out the “What’s on Guide” on page 62.

ARRRGGHHHH it’s Halloween next month, and only four months counting September to Christmas, where does the time go? So if you are thinking about advertising your business from events at Halloween or Christmas, give us a call or email to discuss it. Keep smiling and have a great month!

in the September Magazine...

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Big ones or small ones ladies!

That the question in “A Women’s World” this month...

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Solutions on page 80 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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The Razer Vipers deadly precision and a tougher than tough smartphone plus lots in Gadget & Gizmo’s on pages 40 & 41...

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10 things you only do when you’re REALLY DRUNK in “A Man’s World” this month...

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We take a look at the original muscle cars that they are reproducing in USA at the moment. In ‘All Revved Up’ on page 60...

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“The Kids Page” this month...

Puzzles, mazes and much more!

The Mijas Feria, Gibraltar Calling & the Senior Masters Tennis Cup… A plethora of events this month! In the “What’s on Guide” on page 62…

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The Business Directory... Can’t find that all important contact see page 76 to 79...

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Solutions on page 80 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.

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The Jokes Page: Laugh out loud or just get the giggles on page 72!!!

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A Woman’s World SMALL V’s BIG BOOBS!

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• Can get a taxi on the worst days • Have always been the centre of the arts • Make jogging a spectator sport • Can keep a magazine dry while laying in the bath • Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie • Always float better • Know where to look first for lost earrings • Rarely lack for a slow dance partner • Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

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STRICTLY COME DANCING 2019

ARE YOU READY FOR THE CHA-CHA-CHA? Strictly Come

Dancing will soon be shimmying its way back onto our screens for the 2019 series, with its usual dose of glitz, glamour and sequins. The Who’s who is as follows.

ANNEKA RICE: Famous for 80’s show Treasure Hunt.. Swapping that jump-suit for sequins!

JAMES CRACKNELL: Famous for being an Olympic gold winning rower.

DEV GRIFFIN: Famous for being a Radio One DJ. ALEX SCOTT: Pundit for the BBC and Sky Sports, former footballer.

JAMIE LAING: Reality TV star best known for staring Made in Chelsea.

WILL BAYLEY: Famous for being a gold-medal-winning Paralympian.

MICHELLE VISAGE: Famous for being a judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

VISCOUNTESS EMMA WEYMOUTH: Famous socialite, model & chef.

MIKE BUSHELL: Famous for being the BBC’s Breakfast sports reporter.

CHRIS RAMSEY: Better known for being a comedian, appearing on Mock the Week.

KARIM ZEROUAL: Known to younger Strictly fans Karim is a CBBC Presenter.

CATHERINE TYLDESLEY: Former Coronation Street actress.

SAFFRON BARKER: Famous for being a YouTube sensation.

EMMA BARTON: Famous for being in EastEnders.

DAVID JAMES: Famous for being a former England goalkeeper.

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FILM, ROYAL & TV GOSSIP...

BREAKING BAD MOVIE HAS ALREADY BEEN FILMED... Actor

Bob Odenkirk who plays shady lawyer Saul Goodman revealed that the highly anticipated Breaking Bad movie is not only official, but that it has actually already been shot... In secret. The film is reportedly set for a 2020 release. Bryan Cranston, the man behind the iconic anti-hero Walter White, all but confirmed the movie while appearing on The Dan Patrick Show earlier this year. Roll on 2020.... We wonder what shady shenanigans Walt and Jessie will be up to this time!

PRINCESS BEATRICE ENGAGED...To multi-millionaire boyfriend Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi, claims royal expert. The Queen’s granddaughter and the mega wealthy property tycoon are thought to have been together since last year after hitting it off insantly and the pair are reportedly set to marry as early as next Spring. Royal commentator Ingrid Seward, editor in chief of Majesty magazine, revealed: ‘They’re going to get married – I was told by a member of the family. ‘I think a wedding as early as next spring or summer is likely.’

TOWIE RETURNS... Chloe Sims will be confronting Dan Edgar and on off-

again girlfriend Amber Turner gets involved starting Sunday, September 1st...

Dan’s love triangle had been interfering with his close friendships as he begs one of his close pals not to fall out with him over the situation. Gemma Collins is making her grand return to the show. Meanwhile, Bobby Norris managing to get his bill to combat homophobic trolling on social media debated in Parliament. Corrrrr blimey we wonder what’s going to be going down when they hit Marbs...

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H's high blood pressure.... I'd rather it low; I's for incisions with scars you can show.

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A to Z for the OAP...

New Alphabet for Seniors A is for apple, and B is for boat, . . . That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before Beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

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WORLDWIDE TRAVEL SOLUTIONS Marrakech is on most peoples’ bucket list and for good reason but what should be experienced to make it a trip you will truly never forget?

1. Djemma el-Fna: The infamous central souk (or market) that every tourist or resident without doubt, has to experience. It is a labyrinth of stalls and passages. Head for the centre, aim to get lost and that’s where you will bag yourself a bargain – not the outskirts where all the other tourists stay. Berber carpets, spices, clothing, dried fruits and nuts, woodwork, the list is endless of all the exciting items on display. It’s a shopper’s paradise – but go prepared to haggle and braced for the chaos!

2. Medina: The medina is the inner city and it surrounds and winds off in all directions from Djemma el-Fna. This is where you will find the best places for eating locally. Try a stall in a wall, taste the local tajine, sip tea in the evening surrounded by the sweet smell of shisha and street performers, snake charmers and acrobats (remember to take a handful of coins; a few dirhams will suffice). Marrakech is a Muslim country, it’s not about heavy drinking nightlife, but cafes will entertain you long into the evening.

3. Hammam: Moroccan hammams are famous the world round. Many hotels will have their own and there will be local hammams in the medina too. Definitely worth a try for a more relaxing afternoon after all your sightseeing.

4. Stay in a Riad: Riads are small, local houses converted into hotels and offer an authentic, intimate stay.

Service is notoriously excellent and they are central too!

5. Cooking Class: If you have a passion for cooking this is a dream destination for a local cooking class.

Learn to cook tajines from scratch, experiment with local flavours and pick yourself up some local spices before heading home so you can impress your friends on your return.

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WHAT I AM...?

Can you work out “WHAT I AM” from questions 1 to 10…

1) I functioned as a lighthouse for 16 years 2) My head was displayed at the World's Fair in Paris in 1878 3) Every year, 4.5 million people visit me 4) Small-scale copies of me are scattered around Paris 5) In my one hand, I have a torch that represents enlightenment 6) I wear a size 879 shoe 7) I am made of copper which has made me go green 8) I had a make over in the 1980’s 9) I was taken to New York in 370 pieces 10) France gave me to America in 1886 Answer on page 80

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REAL DOCTORS NOTES! THESE ARE DOCTORS' NOTES ON PATIENTS' CHARTS: ACTUAL NOTES - UNEDITED!

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2. She is numb from her toes down.

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4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.

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14. Skin: Somewhat pale but present.

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TRICKY TRIVIA QUIZ

1) ‘Toad of Toad Hall’ was a dramatisation based on which book?

2) What is a ‘Durian’?

Is it a fruit, plant or vegetable?

3) What word describes a unit of weight and an animal enclosure?

4) What do the initials ‘BHP’ stand for?

5) Who was Mr Universe between 1978 and 1980?

6) What colour tongues do giraffes have?

7) Which TV character lived on Scatterbrook Farm?

8) Which former South Africa President died last month?

9) Which country does the international car registration letters ‘ET’ represent?

10) How many strings are there on a double bass?

22) Which childhood disease has the same virus as Shingles?

23) In which decade was the 12) Which novel is set in Narnia? Wispa launched?

13) Newmarket and Ipswich are 24) Which word can go before beans, quartet and vest? in which county?

14) How much are you paid if you 25) What colour is cayenne pepper? hold an honorary post?

26) In which English County is 15) What was sought by Jason Telford? and the Argonauts?

27) What type of animals were 16) Which suspension bridge Lady and the Tramp? spans the River Avon?

28) Which profession is 17) What was the name of associated with Saville Row? AA Milne’s son?

29) Which voice is higher, tenor 18) What type of drink is or baritone?

Harvey’s Bristol Cream?

30) Which number does the 19) Who won I’m a Celebrity get Roman Numeral XC represent? me out of here 2018?

20) What word links a group of whales with a group of peas?

21) Which part of the human body shares its name with a punctuation mark?

11) Which Prince’s childhood nickname was ‘Jaws’ was it Charles, Andrew or Edward?

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IT’S A RECORED BREAKER!

CAR PARKING: The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman, was one of 19.36m equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs. E. Simpkins (GB) driving an unmodified Mini Convertable on 12th October 2017. She started the manoeuvre at 11:15am with the help of assisted parking (which was ignored) in Ropergate, Pontefract & successfully parked within three feet of the pavement, 8 hours 14mins later. There was slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and the two adjoining cars, as well as shop frontage and two lampposts.

INCORRECT DRIVING: The longest journey completed with the handbrake on, was one of 313 miles from Stranraer to Hollyhead, by Dr. Julie Thorn, at the wheel of a Ford Focus on 2nd April 2019. Dr. Thorn smelled burning two miles into her journey at Aird, but pressed on to Hollyhead with smoke billowing from the rear wheels. This journey also holds the records for the longest completed with the right indicator flashing.

TRAFFIC LIGHT COSMETICS: The longest spell spent oblivious to traffic lights

whilst applying make up was one of 1hr 51mins 38secs. By Miss J. Dobson at a road junction in the centre of Preston on the 1st August 2019. Miss Dobson, a piano teacher, beautified herself through 212 cycles of the light, creating a tailback of irate motorists stretching 28 miles towards Leeds.

GROUP TOILET VISIT: The record for the largest group of women to visit a toilet simultaneously is held by 147 workers at the dept. of Social Security, Long Benton. At their annual Christmas celebration at a nightclub in Newcastle upon Tyne on 12th December 2018 Mrs. Beryl Crabtree got up to go to the toilet and was immediately followed by 146 other members of the party. Moving a mass the group entered the toilet at 9:52pm and after waiting for everyone to finish, emerged 2hrs 37mins later.

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BEER DRINKING: The

greatest amount of beer drunk before going to the lavatory was 25.5 litres (45 pints of assorted weak lagers, by Mr. George Wingfield downed in various pubs in Knutsford high street, Cheshire between 12:15pm & 2:38pm on 22nd August 2019.

URINATING:

The longest pee delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins 24secs by Mr George Wingfield (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in Knutsford high street on 22nd August 2019. Mr Wingfield was arrested and charge with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt, but arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him back to the station.

HOTTEST CURRY EATEN: Many claims are made about the ferocity of curries eaten, but in the main they are difficult to substantiate. The hottest verifiable curry eaten was an XXX Hot Chicken Murg Thaal with extra chillies consumed by George Wingfield (GB) at the Bengal Tiger Restaurant, Knutsford on 22nd August 2019.

The curry was reportedly so hot that between kitchen and table it burst into flames, singeing the waiter’s eyebrows.

BIGGEST FART: The largest and most catastrophic fart was one dropped by Mr. George Wingfield (GB) in the car park of the Dog and Duck, Knutsford, on the morning of the 23rd August 2019. Suffering from terrible guts Mr. Wingfield gingerly attempted to squeeze one out whilst bending to pick up his car keys, but the resulting flatulant explosion blew his entire digestive tract out of his bottom. Attending firemen hosed down his smoking guts for two hours before paramedics with breathing apparatus could begin the process of pushing them back up.

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REAL DOCTORS NOTES! THESE ARE DOCTORS' NOTES ON PATIENTS' CHARTS: ACTUAL NOTES - UNEDITED!

16. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

17. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.

18. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.

19. While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

20. The skin was moist and dry.

21. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

22. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

“Occ infre asional, 23. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (ouch!) quen c t hea onstant, dach 24. Social history reveals this 1 year old patient does not es...” smoke or drink and is presently unemployed.

25. Bleeding began in the rectal area, and continued all the way to Malaga.

26. Both her old and new noses have been placed in our album.

27. Patient’s foot was amputated above the knee.

28. Following the exam of her breasts we discussed the impending nasal surgery

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Luxury real estate by Platinum Estates Marbella

4 Bedroom Townhouse, Marbella €1.100.000

This four bedroom, three bathroom town house is a new build in the very prestigious urbanization of Santa Clara. The townhouse will enjoy a host of 5-star resort facilities including a central pool boasting an impressive total of 30m of waters' edge, fully equipped gym with top of the range equipment, indoor pool and spa, on-site cafe/bar, co-working area and a host of concierge services.

Ref No: R3468409 Bedrooms: 4 Bathrooms: 3 House: 243m² Plot: 431m²

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FAWLTY FERTILISERS...

A CHICKEN FARMER WENT TO A LOCAL BAR AND SAT NEXT TO A WOMAN AND ORDERED A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE....

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“What are you celebrating?” “My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!” “What a coincidence,” says the man. “I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.” “That's great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?” “I used a different cock,” he replied. The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence...”

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This well established laundry is been in the same premises for over 30 years and is very well known in the area

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GADGETS &Gizmo’s Doogee’s tough-as-nails modular smartphone The S90 Pro is Pitched as the Bear Grylls of smartphones. Essentially a refreshed version of the S90 that comes with extras like Android 9.0 Pie, 24W super flash charging, underwater functionality, and a more powerful Helio P70 processor. It is compatible with Doogee's current range of detachable gaming, night vision, walkie talkie, and power modules.

The Razer Viper is a new wired gaming mouse that promises to give players "absolute control." With a super-fast infrared optical mouse switch and powerful 5G optical sensor it will let you click really fast with deadly precision and eliminate accidental clicks.

K-Swiss esports performance shoes called the 'One-Tap' are designed to specifically fulfil the needs of the world's best gamers, the soft and flexible engineered mesh upper with an elasticated closure for a snug fit. Who knew success in the esports arena hinged on finding the right pair of shoes?

When Apple killed off the iPod Classic it caused havoc amongst users that still to this day want one. Apple Watch wearers now have a solution - The Elago W6.

Simply put your charger in the back and slot your Apple Watch in where the iPod's display would be. It works with all models and allows you to switch your watch into Nightstand mode, displaying just the time, date and whether you’ve got an alarm set.

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All the latest in the world of tech and gaming...

Most of the e-bikes so far have been built for the city but now Cannondale has launched two new e-bikes designed to conquer the hardiest mountain trails on Earth. The Moterra and Habit NEO have been built to bring "exceptional handling and serious capacity" to every kind of trail. The Moterra has specifically be tailored for more rugged descents and technical climbs, while the Habit is best suited to fast, single tracks.

Samsung has finally unveiled the final form of it’s foldable smartphone. The Galaxy Fold. On the outside, it has a 4.6in display – but inside there is a 7.3in tablet-like Infinity Flex display, with the ability to seamlessly move between screens. It's packed with top-end tech, including a 7nm processor, 12GB RAM, 512GB of onboard memory, and a 4,380mAh dual-battery setup. However, it's also very expensive around at 1800€.

Do you have several devices all taking up keyboard and mouse/trackpad space on your desk? The Mokibo is the solution - a keyboard only 7.5mm thick that has 90 touch sensors embedded within it and instantly transforms it into a huge trackpad. With up to three simultaneous Bluetooth connections you quickly move between your computer, phone, and iPad.

Google’s Titan Security Key allows you to prove you are who you say you are whenever you try to log in to your Google account, other sites or apps. Keep the fob on you at all times, It comes in two parts, a USB stick and a Bluetooth dongle, that are both linked to your accounts, so it can be used with various types of device.

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A Man’s World

FUNNY TIPS FOR US FELLOWS...

10 THINGS YOU ONLY DO WHEN DRUNK...

1: THINK YOU CAN PERFORM STUNTS: when you've had too much alcohol the world looks like Lara Croft's obstacle course from Tomb Raider 2. On weekends A&E departments are filled with accidents that people have had on a night out never mind New Year’s Eve. From broken ankles from drunken races to broken necks from seven story falls, hospitals have seen them all. Some aren't just daredevil stunts either: When you've had a few too many it's easy to think that you're Johnny Knoxville to impress some girls, but you're probably just going to end up sat on the ground in pain wishing you'd thought it through.

2: FALLING OVER: This goes hand in hand with the above. When you reach the falling stage of drunk you know that there's no going back. Once you can't stand, that's it, everything else is a write off.

A lot of us try our best not to get in this state, but waking up with pub wounds is always a sign of a good night out.

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3: EAT A KEBAB: There's just something so appealing to drunk people about a sweaty chunk of meat that's been rotating, heating up and cooling down for probably days on end. You usually wouldn't go anywhere near one of them sober, but a couple of shots and your taste buds suddenly mutate. It does however contain vegetables, does that make it healthier than fried chicken? No. But if you haven't eaten a vegetable since Christmas dinner you’ll feel like it’s the healthier option. It’s not.

4: STEAL A CONE: Construction and drunk people, two very common things in town centres that always lead to the inevitable. Like an ancient relic it sits there, just waiting for somebody with enough guts to come along and take it. Every day we walk past them, and don't look twice. But when we're drunk a cone has many new purposes. It’s a perfect microphone for rapping on a quiet neighbourhood street at 3am, it's the Olympic torch, it's a lightsaber... the list goes on.

CONTINUED NEXT MONTH...

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GUESS THE YEAR...

Can you work out “WHICH YEAR IT IS” from the following questions?

• Ronald Reagan was inaugurated the new governor of California

1918 • John Newcombe & Billie Jean King won The Wimbledon Tennis Finals • The Beatles released "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band" album • Puppet on a String by Sandie Shaw won the Eurovision Song • The first issue of Rolling Stone magazine was released • Playing at the movies: Disney’s the Jungle Book , The Graduate & Thoroughly Modern Millie • TV shows playing this year included: Bewitched, The Fugitive, Ironside, The Prisoner & The Monkees

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MEDICAL MAYHEM MEDICAL FACTS TO MAKE THE MIND BOGGLE…

• Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.

• Having excessive body hair is linked to a higher intellect.

• An average person produces about 25,000 quarts of saliva in a lifetime, enough to fill two swimming pools.

• An adult human being is made up of around 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms.

• Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour.

• A human baby has over 60 more bones than an adult.

• There are 100,000 miles of blood vessels in an adult human body.

• Your body has enough iron in it to make a metal nail 3 inches long.

• The strongest muscle in the human body is the masseter (jaw muscle).

• Sweat itself is odourless. It's the bacteria on the skin that mingles with it and produces body odour.

• Human Bones are ounce for ounce, stronger than steel.

• Similar to fingerprints, everyone also has a Unique Tongue Print.

• When awake, the human brain produces enough electricity to power a small light bulb.

• People with blue eyes have a higher alcohol tolerance.

• We spend about 10% of our waking hours with our eyes closed, blinking.

• If the human eye was a digital camera it would have 576 megapixels.

Alzheimer's & Dementia Support Group La Cala de Mijas Lions are running an Alzheimer's and Dementia Support Group for English speakers in conjunction with Age Care and Medicare Calahonda International Baptist Church At 11.30-13.30 1st and 3rd Mondays commencing 15th July 2019

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Health & Well Being

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12 WAYS TO HAVE YOUR HEALTHIEST SUMMER YET

CONTINUED FROM LAST MONTH... Summer has finally arrived! It’s time to whip out the BBQs, dig out that swimwear and jet off on holiday for some well-deserved chill time on the beach. But for many of us, summer also brings with it temptations of excessive sun exposure, sweet treats (hello ice cream!), hay fever and other health woes – so it's just as important to look after ourselves in the warmer weather. Lucky for you, we've put together our top ten tips for staying happy and healthy this summer – keep these on your radar and enjoy your holidays guilt-free…

A Guilt Free Summer!

GET SWIMMING!

EAT WELL BY THE POOL

PROTECT YOUR HAIR

TAKE UP A NEW HOBBY

Why not try a summer dip in the pool? Or better yet in the sea. Start by swimming for 10 minutes and increase the time over the following weeks by doing front crawl, breaststroke or backstroke to mix up your cardio workout. A 30-minute session will burn almost 400 calories! If swimming laps isn’t your thing, you could try a water aerobics class.

Our hair suffers a lot during the summer. Constant heat, sun damage and chlorine takes a toll on our hair and can leave it feeling limp and dull after the holidays. Try a clarifying shampoo to remove the chlorine and any excess product or sun cream, before using a conditioning treatment to add moisture back in.

If you can, avoid heat styling.

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When the sun is beating down, the idea of seeking out the nearest ice cream stand is seriously tempting.

There's nothing wrong with a treat in the heat, but coming prepared with a healthy lunch will mean you get the nutrition you need. Fill your cool box with bottled water, sandwiches, vegetable sticks, hummus and salads.

Summer is the perfect time to take up a new activity. Gardening is a great way to enjoy the outdoors and will actually help you burn some calories! Not your thing? Take inspiration from Wimbledon and try your hand at some tennis. Yoga or Pilates is the perfect alternative for some alone time in the garden, too bring on the sun salutations..

HAVE A HEALTHY HOLIDAY

While totally needed, paradoxically there are a percentage of people who will immediately get sick on vacation. It can be because their suppressed immune system finally wakes up after the stress melts away to fight a chronic infection.

Sometimes, they enter the vacation in such poor health that the new environment carries health risks that can easily penetrate their body and make them sick. I think the best thing to do is not worry about this but be aware of what your vacation might reveal about your health.

Also take vitamin C a week before departing to see off aeroplane bugs.

HAVE FUN!

Beyond all this, remember to have fun this summer. Choose to have more fun in your life. Whatever that means, whatever you have to do, go and get more fun out of each day.

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UROLOGY SERVICES

Mr Laurence Stewart MD FRCS Ed FRCS(Urol) Consultant Urologist Laurence Stewart is one of Scotland’s most experienced Consultant Urologists.

He is an international speaker and author in his field and is involved in ongoing education of Urologists in the UK. He has a wealth of experience over his 34 years in the NHS and has been a visiting urologist to Gibraltar for the last six years and is now offering his services on the Costa.

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Medical Tips

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WHAT’S AN UNHEALTHY GUT? HOW GUT HEALTH AFFECTS YOU…

The gut microbiome: The incredible complexity of the gut and its importance to our overall health is a topic of increasing research in the medical community. Numerous studies in the past two decades have demonstrated links between gut health and the immune system, mood, mental health, autoimmune diseases, endocrine disorders, skin conditions, and cancer. Our digestive system was used to be considered a relatively “simple” body system, comprised essentially of one long tube for our food to pass through, be absorbed, and then excreted. The term “gut microbiome” refers specifically to the microorganisms living in your intestines. A person has about 300 to 500 different species of bacteria in their digestive tract. While some microorganisms are harmful to our health, many are incredibly beneficial and even necessary to a healthy body. Having a wide variety of these good bacteria in your gut can enhance your immune system function, improve symptoms of depression, help combat obesity, and provide numerous other benefits.

7 SIGNS OF AN UNHEALTHY GUT...

Many facets of modern life such as high stress levels, too little sleep, eating processed and high-sugar foods, and taking antibiotics can all damage our gut microbiome. This in turn may affect other aspects of our health, such as the brain, heart, immune system, skin, weight, hormone levels, ability to absorb nutrients, and even the development of cancer. There are a number of ways an unhealthy gut might manifest itself. Here are seven of the most common signs:

duced in the gut. So gut damage can impair your abil1) UPSET STOMACH Stomach disturbances like gas, bloating, constipation, ity to sleep well. Some sleep disturbances have also diarrhea, and heartburn can all be signs of an been linked to risk for fibromyalgia. unhealthy gut. A balanced gut will have less difficulty 5) SKIN IRRITATION processing food and eliminating waste.

Skin conditions like eczema may be related to a damaged gut. Inflammation in the gut caused by a poor 2) A HIGH-SUGAR DIET A diet high in processed foods and added sugars can diet or food allergies may cause increased “leaking” of decrease the amount of good bacteria in your gut. This certain proteins out into the body, which can in turn irriimbalance can cause increased sugar cravings, which tate the skin and cause conditions such as eczema. can damage your gut still further. High amounts of 6) AUTOIMMUNE CONDITIONS refined sugars, particularly high-fructose corn syrup, Medical researchers are continually finding new evihave been linked to increased inflammation in the dence of the impact of the gut on the immune body. Inflammation can be the precursor to a number systemTrusted Source. It’s thought that an unhealthy of diseases and even cancers. gut may increase systemic inflammation and alter the 3) UNINTENTIONAL WEIGHT CHANGES proper functioning of the immune system. This can Gaining or losing weight without making changes to lead to autoimmune diseases, where the body your diet or exercise habits may be a sign of an attacks itself rather than harmful invaders. unhealthy gut. An imbalanced gut can impair your body’s ability to absorb nutrients, regulate blood 7) FOOD INTOLERANCES sugar, and store fat. Weight loss may be caused by Food intolerances are the result of difficulty digesting small intestinal bacterial overgrowth (SIBO), while certain foods (this is different than a food allergy, weight gain may be caused by insulin resistance or which is caused by an immune system reaction to certhe urge to overeat due to decreased nutrient absorp- tain foods). It’s thought that food intolerances may be tion. caused by poor quality of bacteria in the gut. This can to difficulty digesting the trigger foods and 4) NO SLEEP OR CONSTANT FATIGUE lead unpleasant symptoms such as bloating, gas, diarrhea, An unhealthy gut may contribute to sleep disturabdominal pain, and nausea. There is some evidence bances such as insomnia or poor sleep, and therefore that food allergies may also be related to gut health. lead to chronic fatigue. The majority of the body’s serotonin, a hormone that affects mood and sleep, is proTHINGS YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR GUT HEALTH NEXT MONTH...

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THE ENGLISH DENTAL PRACTICE Dr. Alex McCubbin

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With over 20 years of experience in Implant Surgery, Alex is probably the most experienced Implant Dental Surgeon on the coast.

Using his experience in conjunction with the wonderful minimally invasive technique, he is able to place almost all implants with - NO SURGERY and NO PAIN. The implant is placed very quickly using normal local anaesthetic, so you have minimal discomfort - no worse than having a filling! Subsequent treatment (impressions, fitting the post and crown) require no local anaesthetic.

This very gentle procedure allows placement of implants without the need for building new bone in most cases.

If bone augmentation is required this can be done in almost all cases WITHOUT CUTTING THE GUMS.

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EVEr wondEr……. ·why am I so tIrEd and stIff?”

My daughter aged 9 has begun playing and enjoying athletics at school and often returns from school feeling tired but never stiff, as muscular soreness or what is technic ally called delayed onset of muscular stress (DOMs) doesn’t effect her. Being young and healthy this painful affliction won’t bother her until she is older but sadly it becomes a very obvious problem once we get passed the age of 50, ES-PECIALLY if we exercise very little. Do you struggle to get out of a seat, or out of bed or even from the toilet be-cause your muscles feel so stiff and non compliant?

longer needed for movement.

This contraction in the muscle can last a number of hours to a number of days.

WHAT CAUSES IT? Surprisingly the most common cause of tension and rigor is STRESS. My patients are always surprised when I treat the entire body to identify the root cause of their issue instead of just the problem area. Once I check the shoulders I nearly always get stress indications from the upper traps or shoulder muscles. There are of In follow up to my previous article (See June course other causes and symp-toms to be edition) regarding “The power of movement” aware of. science is very much advocating the im-por- WHEN SHOULD YOU BE WORRIED? tance of movement especially as we age in Crucially some medications especially statins order to avoid muscular weakness, improved cause muscular pain and should be reviewed mental health and quality of life. regularly as to their necessity and strength.

Muscular stiffness also known as RIGOR is a very There are of course some medical conditions common cause of pain. Symptoms in-clude that are serious and need to be medically iden-tified especially if you find you are or sufbut are not limited to; fer from; extreme lethargy, dizziness, severe • Limited movement mus-cular pain, loss of voluntary control of the • Difficulty standing up from sitting or lying muscles or rapid loss of muscle mass. Seek • Pain in the large muscles such as legs, back medical advice. or buttocks but not limited to these areas.

WHAT CAN YOU DO TO REDUCE STIFFNESS? HOW DO MUSCLES FUNCTION…. BASICALLY? If you do not suffer from any the above then Muscles can contract a little bit or a lot, de- there are many things you can do to improve, pending on the type of signal the brain sends. reduce and eliminate your stiffness.

After contracting, the muscles relax until the 1. Walk at least 30 mins a day next time you need to use them.

2. Stretch your major muscles daily (Yoga) Muscle rigidity happens when a muscle or a 3. Increase your magnesium intake group of muscles stays contracted or partly 4. Drink more water (this is highly effective) contracted for an extended period. The brain 5. Receive regular treatments such as deep tiscontinues to send nerve signals telling the mus- sue or relaxation cle to contract even when the muscle is no

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1) Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Unroll 1 pastry sheet, but leave it on the parchment.

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The Pontiac GTO Judge was an upgraded model reduced to a minimum to make it light weight and had a 455 cubic inch engine. The rarest model was the convertible. Only 72 were made and it was killed off when the US omission laws became much stricter in 1971.

The Chevrolet Corvette L88 was specifically designed for running on the racing tracks and came with a 427 cubic inch engine. It wasn’t sold to the dealerships and public for the reason that a car with such power of 435 hp could not be considered safe to drive on in streets. Only 196 were made.

One of the best-known Plymouth models is also one of the rarest, in 1970 just 135 of the Hemi Superbird were produced. Designed as a racing car. People loved the high mounted, spoiler and its horn which made the same sound as the Looney Tunes character Roadrunner.

Only 57 Ford The Fairlane 500 R-Code were made in 1967. It became the inventive muscle car design of Ford and later the inspiration for the Gran Torino and the Cobra.

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What’s On Guide...

30th August to the 2nd September 2019: Manilva Grape Harvest Festival: First thing on the Saturday morning there is a brass band, known as a charanga, which parades through the streets of the centre of Manilva heralding the start of the eagerly-awaited festival. On the Sunday there is cowboy dressage with an evening of traditional street dance see www.manilva.es for more info.

4th to the 10th September 2019: Marbella Luxury Weekend expect the best of the best jewelry, watches, boats, cars and fashion brands. It will be held in Puerto Banus and will also extend to other areas of Marbella also including Gastronomy, with the participation of the Michelin Star restaurants in the area. For more info see: marbellaluxuryweekend.com 6th & 7th September 2019: Salon Varieties re-opens with Ricky Lavazza Presents… Curtain up the very best of tThe West End & Broadway in concert with guests Juliet Williams, Gemma Lloyd and Fibi McGregor. For more information call: 952 47 45 42 or visit the website www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

6th to the 11th September 2019: The Mijas Pueblo Feria. A huge choice of food & drink stalls circle the main square, with live entertainment being held in the center. You’ll see plenty of people dressed in traditional feria clothing, and is a great time to visit the village and see the fusion of traditional culture.

7th & 8th September 2019: Gibraltar Calling get excited music fans! MTV Presents Gibraltar Calling is the perfect end of summer festival that combines music, sun and sea for a magical weekend.

Featuring Take That, Rick Astley, Liam Gallagher, Enrique Iglesias, Goldierocks and many more! For more info see: www.gibraltarcalling.com 15th & 16th September 2019: The Jersey Four present a tribute to the music Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons! For more info: 952 47 45 42 or visit the website www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

15th & 16th September 2019: Senior Masters Cup Marbella, once again, will be the meeting point of one of the best sports and entertainment events worldwide. With some of the best tennis plays of all time including: David Ferrer, Feliciano López, Tommy Haas, Tommy Robredo. To be held at the Club de Tennis Puente Romano. For more info see seniormasterscup.com.

Every Monday: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa 11am -12.30pm.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Age Care Drop In Calahonda. Tuesdays: 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. International Baptist Church, near Supersol Los Olivos , Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Age Care Drop In Coin, La Peña, Calle Rio Guadelhorce 19, Poligono La Rosa, Alhaurin el Grande. Thursday 11am – 1pm.

Every Friday: Hard Rock Cafe: Live music happening every Friday see www.hardrock.com/cafes/marbella.

Every Friday: Age Care Drop In Fuengirola, Hojar del Jubilado, Los Boliches Friday 11.00am 12.30pm , Entrance Calle Fruita. 1st floor above the fruit market.

Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm.

Every Sunday: Craft Market in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

Every Sunday: Art & Exclusive Products Market held at the inner courtyard of the Hapimag Hotel, Marbella. Fashion, Costume jewelery, Accessories, Perfume, Organic products. Painters, Sculptors & Flowers.. Including entertainment from 11am to 7pm.

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Medical

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Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Train Timetables 902 240 202

Health Centres

Airports Malaga 952 048 844

Marbella 952 769 946

Gibraltar +350 200 12345

Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046

Consulates

British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

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Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

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352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

Tourist Information

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Transport

Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus

952 785 252

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda), Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring) and La Cala - Feria ground Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina)

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Cañada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039

Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists

24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis

Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates

1st September 2019: Dia del Tourista many towns on the Costa del Sol celebrate with traditional dress, dancing and cuisine.

6th - 11th September 2019: The Mijas Feria.

8th September 2019: Mijas “Virgin of the rock”. (A Public Holiday with many religious processions).

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during September 2019...

Capricorn

December 22nd January 19th

Aquarius

January 20th February 18th

Pisces

February 19th March 20th

Aries

March 21st April 19th

Taurus

April 20th May 20th

Gemini May 21st June 20th

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Capricorn, you’re in an optimistic and confident mood, with positive effects happening all over the place but especially with regard to your love life. If there are difficulties or uncertainties in your relationship, you don’t take things so tragically anymore, and are much more enthusiastic about finding constructive solutions to any issue. If you are single your efforts to win over someone you’ve been dreaming of for a long time will be handsomely rewarded. Beginning on September 14th you will benefit from a New Moon in your sign this is the best time for new beginnings and new professional directions. Don’t hesitate!

After September 18th, put your money where your mouth is.! You should avoid bouts of pig headedness because it can end up costing you when it comes to money. To get back you zest for life this month go outdoors more, work out, and try to learn new things; step out of your usual circles.

Aquarius, the hot topics this month will be played out during the first two weeks of September 2019 you have the desire to take a relationship to a deeper level. Single Aquarians get a lot of fun this month, and don’t settle for less. Even if physical desires are intense, you now seek people with whom they can build deeper relationships. September is a great time to get a loan or pay off some debt, depending on your situation. It’s also possible that your other half’s income may improve offering you support for a series of personal projects. Make the most of the energy of these transits in order to clear up some misunderstandings or disputes related to money. Some friends are slippery, if not even deceitful, when it comes to money. Don’t allow yourself to be fooled by oversized promises! Feelings might often be overwhelming, but expressing them doesn’t do much for you.

Pisces is you aren’t married yet then contemplate it and the responsibilities that it involves.

Some of you opt for an excessive social life, always on the go, always partying, which will make their other half suspicious. Whether you’re single or married you’re a mysterious and charismatic this month.

During this term you can bring a breath of new life into your relationship. On the work and money front be careful about how you manage your joint budget in a relationship. Try to find the middle ground between absolute stinginess and a predisposition towards throwing money out the window! The New Moon of September 28th gives you the necessary energy to reorganise your money. Not all propositions from friends or certain groups or from some multinational company are in your best interest. You’re in good health this month. If you have some issues why not talk it out with someone?

Aries, the first half of September 2019 is very calm when it comes to your love life. You don’t have much time or patience for frivolities, because you have a lot of responsibilities weighing down on you particularly when it comes to your professional life. If you are single then you may start a meaningful relationship toward the end of September as you benefit from the fresh forces of the New Moon.

September is particularly favorable from a professional and material point of view, because you’re willing to put in the effort and focus on very precise professional goals. Money comes in with more ease if you choose your words wisely. Steer clear of intrigue, and choose your allies patiently and carefully! Now is a great time to work out your work/life balance because otherwise you risk experiencing fatigue.

Taurus, you’re in for a very dynamic month this September when it comes to your love life, you find it much easier to express your feelings in a more romantic manner. It’s easier for you to start new relationships; to enjoy love or to get out of the rut if you’re part of an older couple. You have to work hard, put in a lot of effort, and set the right priorities before you earn money this month, but you also need to be realistic when it comes to your abilities and value. If you try to impose your values onto your higher-ups, coworkers or collaborators, there might be some conflict towards end of month. Careful when it comes to your predisposition towards making bold plans based on loaned money. In September 2019 there are no morale or health issues in sight. You’re full of initiative, and your practical sense helps you achieve concrete success.

Gemini, during the first half of September 2019 you tend to be more focused on the past. If you’re single you’ll regain your thirst for dating. It’s the best time to approach someone you like and express how you feel. If you are married you know how to rekindle the flame with your other half, and the time spent together brings you joy and gives you butterflies… and what a lovely feeling that is! On the work front you might receive the same empty promises that were made to you in January or March. It’s time to wake up and see things for what they truly are. On September 14th, the Full Moon might bring some of you a moment of success, or a great income, or an increase in popularity. After the melancholy of the first half of the month after September 14th you have fun, work out and start playing some sport.

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Cancer June 21st July 22nd

Leo

July 23rd August 22nd

Virgo

August 23rd September 22nd

Libra

September 23rd October 22nd

Scorpio

October 23rd November 21st

Sagittarius

November 22nd December 21st

Cancer, there are no noticeable changes in your love life this month; it’s more of the same old, same old... If you are single then people may misinterpret the signs you are trying to give out. You should try to relax and be more confident. If you’re attracted to someone, don’t try to push things into a particular direction be brave enough to take at least a little bit of a risk. Professionally speaking, you seem to be in for some measure of stress, clashes of egos etc. There won’t be much progress when it comes to money, maybe more dubious promises instead. It wouldn’t hurt to be patient and reduce expenses as much as possible.

When it comes to your career and money, it’s much easier to get what you want if you don’t lose your sense of measure. In September 2019, you might go through some spiritual dilemmas why not take up meditation of yoga to center yourself again.

Leo, on September 18th, Saturn resumes its direct motion through your sign. So you can expect some obstacles to vanish and you feel like new perspectives open up. You expect a bit too much when it comes to your love life, and this can result in painful endings (often painful to your ego only. If you are single before making grand plans, wait and see some concrete evidence first. If you’re thinking about a former love, don’t get your hopes up before testing out the waters first – laugh a little, but talk about your chances of getting back together. Your career seems to be blossoming, and so are your funds this month. During the second half of the month, focus on studies and exchanges of ideas; gather information you need for your long-term projects, and share your theories with higher-ups – they’ll be a hit! You’re in good health this month, working out can be good for you, but don’t take pointless risks.

Virgo, you want more independence and even more freedom during the first half of September 2019. You are committed to making radical changes in your life and don’t really want to get bogged down in romantic relationships, emotional commitments etc. If you are single you are not really looking to change that status this month. The fact that Saturn resumes its direct motion in your sign means that it’s easier to clear up emotional aspects. Professionally, you make a great impression and you’re persuasive, which improves your image and contributes to improving your income this month. On September 14th, Mercury, Venus and the Sun transit your sign and are particularly favourable if you are looking for a promotion, or finding a betterpaying job. Careful about a predisposition towards overestimating your forces; it can make you promise more than you can actually deliver!

Libra, September starts out with a lot of planets transiting through your sign: the Sun, Venus, Mercury and Mars. So your love life is tough during this time, and it seems to be haunted by all sorts of fears, past stories or complications. In order to reach you might feel the need to end a somewhat toxic relationship or one in which you’ve been pointlessly complacent for too long. On the work front the second half of September is more favourable than the first, when it comes to career and money. Until September 14th it would be better to work on strategies, perfecting your “attack” plans in order to improve income and your professional life. Make time for yourself, prepare patiently for changes you want to make, for renewals the New Moon brings for you as of September 28th. You should take care of your soul this month; in order to see more clearly what is going on in your personal or professional life.

Scorpio, during the first part of September 2019, your social life is very active; if you are single then this status will change very fast. The planetary transits of this term support you getting to know new people, so you won’t want for activity in your love life. During the second half of the month, don’t give in to the temptation of cheating on your other half! Until September 23rd, the Sun is in your sign this means that collective pursuits and projects are still profitable; you stand out the most when around others, and you assert yourself as an authority in your area or work. Make the most of September’s energy in order to get ahead of your competition or coworkers! But be very careful about managing your money or making budget demands from your bosses! Don’t overdo it! Try resting more this month, taking it easier, trying to relax and simplifying your life.

Sagittarius, this month see your love life take center stage. If you are thinking about making a relationship official, try to consider the pros and cons of that important step. If you are in a relationship then now is a great time form showing your other half that you appreciate everything they do for you and you don’t take things for granted. From September 14th to the 23rd there is notable progress when it comes to career development and ties to higher-ups. Your hard work can go a long way, and around middle of the month it would be a good idea to change strategies or maybe your professional direction. If you bring out all the creativity that you have and don’t hesitate to use your talents for the greater good, you can become highly appreciated and even famous. You have a lot of energy, which can also cause a predisposition towards thinking of yourself as some kind of superhero, and expecting too much from others.

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puzzle

Solutions on page 80

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Anger Inducing Anagrams

Can you work out the name of each actor or actress from the following anagrams? The word lengths are shown in brackets.

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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ WARY UNIVERSE EGO (9,6)

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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ NO ALIENS DARLING (7,8)

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GERMAN FOREMAN (6,7)

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ IN FINE TORN JEANS (8,7)

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WILL USE CRIB (5,6)

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Sudoku

Tricky Brain Teaser

WHO DUNNIT? A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially disabled, he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play.

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Who does he suspect and why?

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Crossword

Across: 1. City slick (6) 4. Blue egg bird (5) 8. Most vile (5) 9. Medical practictioners (7) 10. Text performance (7) 11. Deep sleep (4) 12. Hebrew high priest (3) 14. Nature's best (4) 15. Creator of Shavian Alphabet (4) 18. High ___ (3) 21. Act with energy (4) 23. Tight spot (7) 25. Sudden spasm (7) 26. To rupture (5) 27. Cloudless radiance (5) 28. Singer - Boy _ _ _ _ _ _(6) Down: 1. Ascensional (6) 2. Clairvaux abbot (7) 3. Foodstuff (8) 4. Provocative (4) 5. Java's active volcano (5) 6. Largest electronic stock market in the world (6) 7. Pithy observation (5) 13. Possible to obtain in a pure state (8) 16. Groupie (7) 17. Establishment of species into habitat (6) 19. Common European viper (5) 20. Engagement (6) 22. Strongly flavored layered bulb (5) 24. Undersized (4)

Name The Film

A When a pilot crashes and tells of conflict B in the outside world, Diana, an Amazonian warrior in training, leaves home to fight a war, discovering her full powers and true destiny (2017).

A Las Vegas casino magnate, determined to find a new avenue for wagering, sets up a race for money staring: Rowan Atkinson, John Cleese & Whoopi Goldberg (2001).

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

The Russian President Vladimir Putin called Boris Johnson with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried. “My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

“Vladimir, the British people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you” replied the Prime Minister. “I do need your help,” said Vladimir. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?” “Certainly my dear chap! I’ll get right on it!” said Boris. “Oh, and one more small favour, please?” said Vladimir. “Yes?” “Could the condoms be red in colour and at least 10” long and 4” in diameter?” said Vladimir. “That will be no problem,” replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Johnson hung up and called the CEO of Durex. “I need a favour, you’ve got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia.”

“Consider it done,” said the CEO. “Great!” said Johnson. Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4” in diameter.”

“Easily done. Anything else?” “Yes,” said the Prime Minister, “print, ‘Made In England, Size. Medium’ on each one.”

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A plane took off from Heathrow and once it reached cruising altitude the captain made an announcement over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight number 293, non-stop to Singapore. The weather ahead is good, so we’re looking forward to a comfortable flight. Please sit back and relax – OH MY GOD!” silence. A few moments later, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and gentleman, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the

flight attendant brought me a hot cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!” A passenger shouted out, “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”

A young man was having some money problems, and needed €200 to get his car fixed and roadworthy again. But had run out of people to borrow from. So, he calls his parents via the operator, and reverses the charge and says to his father. “I need to borrow two hundred euros,” he says. At the other end, his father says, “Sorry, I can’t hear you, son, its a dreadful bad line speak up.”

The boy shouts, “Two hundred.

I need two hundred euros!” “Sorry, son I still can’t hear you clearly,” says his father.

At this point the operator cuts in, “Sorry to interrupt, But I can hear him perfectly clearly.” The father says, “Good. YOU send him the money!”

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Brain Teaser WHO DUNNIT...

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