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Well last month was a funny old month with the weather, we were in jumpers and people in the UK were in shorts and t-shirts, fingers crossed that it picks up for May and the proper beach weather starts. This brings with it issues though months of walking around sucking your tummy in and/or puffing your chest, which I personally think is a work out in itself (who needs the gym)!

Dates for your diary this month are a cheeky bank holiday on Friday the 1st giving us a nice long weekend and to make it even better Spanish Mothers day is on the 3rd of the month….

So before the beaches, bars and restaurants are bursting at the seams and the car parking spaces become rarer than rocking horse poo, make the most of the warmer, but not boiling weather and settle yourself down outside for a good read of this months Costa Link Magazine. Hope you have a fantastic month and remember, keep smiling!

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A Man’s World: We take a look back at the 1950’s to see how a woman would treat a man...

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Medical Section... The A-Z of medical healthcare on the Costa del Sol. If you need any advise on any medical matter look here...

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All Revved Up... It seems as though the car industry is getting stuck for ideas, lots of cars are now being brought back from the dead.

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What’s on in May? Fuengirola International Fair is on at the start of the month travel the world without leaving the Costa del Sol also lots more...

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Solutions on page 88 Puzzle It Out... Puzzles galore challenge those little grey cells.

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The Kids Page:.. Help Dora and her friends get the summer started.

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Solutions on page 88 Pit your brains against the TRIVIA QUIZ, questions for all ages from 6 -116!

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A Woman’s World

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ELLIOTT WRIGHT CONFIRMS NEW BUSINESS VENTURE.. Reality star Elliott shared a photo with fans via Instagram last month showing him sitting on top of a fence outside of his new restaurant The Mijas Playa in La Cala. Elliott dropped the bombshell that he was moving to Marbella to start his new business venture at the end of the last series of TOWIE. Elliott, who already owns Eduardos restaurant in Alicante, revealed at the time: "An opportunity has opened up to get a restaurant in Marbella. And it seems now I'm going to take that restaurant and if I do, it means me leaving Essex." And in an emotional talk with on-off girlfriend Chloe Sims during the series finale mum-of-one Chloe told Elliott it wouldn't be the same without him in Essex. Let wait and see if TOWIE does a La Cala editon...

SIMON COWELL HAS 'FIRED MEL B FROM THE X FACTOR... It was confirmed last month that Dermot O'Leary had quit his role as host. And now another fan favourite looks set to bite the dust, with a new report claiming Mel B has been sensationally axed from the show after just one series as a judge, despite impressing viewers with her down-to-earth personality and honest critiques. It seems show veteran Louis Walsh could be facing the same fate as Mel. KATE MIDDLETON & PRINCE WILLIAM GIVEN A 10% DISCOUNT...

Well at the time of going to press the royal bambino is still to be born‌ But there is some good news after the birth of HRH Prince George at the Lindo Wing of St Mary's Hospital the Duke and Duchess have been given a 10% discount for returning mothers and if Kate pops yet another baby Windsor out, maybe she'll get a 20% saving next time? We're super excited for this little one first though!

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KIM RICHARDS MAKES BOMBSHELL DRINKING CONFESSION...The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards takes full responsibility for her recent arrest in a new Dr. Phil interview, admitting her drinking was behind the incident. “I was angry and frightened and I was scared,” the troubled 50-year-old reality star said in her first public comment since she was arrested on suspicion of being drunk in public at the Beverly Hills Hotel last month. Having been in rehab a number of times before it is unfortunate that Kim has fallen off the wagon – Dr.Phil is said to be offering her a stint in his rehab facility… We hope it works this time for the sake of Kim and her family.

OMG! KATIE PRICE TO SPILL MORE SECRETS... Miss Price is no stranger to revealing intimate details about her life and it looks as though she's set to dish the dirt even more. Yes, yes, YES! The 36-year-old businesswoman revealed that in her forthcoming autobiography, out later this year, she'll be spilling the beans on a man which we're all too familiar with. 'There's a couple of guys in there who have upset me so now it's about time I revealed the truth about them. They're a household name,' admitted Katie. Household name? Eeek, could October come ANY sooner?

ARE ANGELINA & BRAD ADOPTING A CHILD FROM SYRIA? Reports have emerged suggesting the couple are planning to adopt again. The Daily Express reported last month that Brangelina want to give Cambodian-born Maddox, Vietnamese Pax, Ethiopian Zahara and their biological children, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne, a little brother or sister. She has frequently visited Syrian refugee camps in her role as a special envoy for the UN High Commissioner for Refugees. She also made a plea to the world in 2013 “to save a generation of traumatised, isolated and suffering Syrian children from catastrophe”.

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MURDER at mercadona...

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was â‚Ź10,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man emptied his pocket, displaying the single pound coin that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes and reluctantly agreed to accept the pound as down payment for the dirty deed. A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Mercadona supermarket. There, he surprised her in the produce department and proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well. However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras and observed by the shop's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the premises. Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared...

'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for â‚Ź1.00 @ Mercadona - Oh, stop groaning! I don't write this stuff.

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That blinking cat...

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him twenty streets from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat forty streets away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes,” the wife answers, “why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered, “Put that son of a b*tch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!”

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TRIVIA QUIZ

1) What is the name of the new Bond film that will be released later this year?

2) What is the name of the music festival held in California, USA in April every year?

3) The statue of liberty was given to the USA from which country?

4) Who was the founder of Microsoft?

5) Who starred in the 1959 epic film 'Ben-Hur'?

6) What is the International Air Transport Association airport code for Heathrow Airport?

7) The Eiffel Tower is located where in Paris?

8) Which Apollo mission landed the first humans on the Moon?

9) Who plays Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider series of films?

10) What is the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean called?

11) In which US state is Detroit?

12) By what name was the 1944 allied invasion of Normandy known?

13) From which bean is chocolate made?

14) What type of creature is a flying fox?

15) Which city is the administrative capital of Lancashire?

16) Within which Italian city does the Vatican City lie?

17)What is the largest mammal in the world?

18)How many fluid ounces are in a pint?

19) What is the Roman numeral that represents the number 500?

20) Which bacteria is responsible for typhoid and food poisoning?

21)What was the Rolling Stones first No 1 hit?

22) In the film the Devils Advocate, who starred opposite Keanu Reeves?

23) Shylock is a character from which Shakespeare play?

24) From which sit-com was Mork and Mindy a spin off?

25) What was Mickey Mouse’s originally going to be called?

26) New York City consists of how many boroughs?

27) Which actress played the lead role in Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

28) Who had a hit with ‘I Got You Babe’?

29) In which James Bond film did George Lazenby play 007?

30) Oceans hold what percentage of the Earth's surface water?

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BEWARE of this scam...

Over the last month I became a victim of an scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Carrefour for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite traumatic.

This is how they work: Two good-looking 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Carrefour in Estepona. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get naked. When you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on April 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th, 25th, twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend.

P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for â‚Ź1.99 each but Lidl's are â‚Ź1.75 and look better.

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Most people these days have a safe in their house (usually hidden!), Asprey of London have changed tack by making a gorilla safe that you freely display… We take a look at other safes from around the world that can’t be hidden and what’s in them!

Fort Knox: It’s a cliché for a reason. Built with four-foot thick walls, held together by 750 tons of reinforced steel. All you have to do get past four fences, two of which are electrified and fight your way past a team of armed guards. Next up you’ll need work your way through a maze of locked doors until you get to the daddy: a vault door, weighing a whopping 22 tons. Here, you’ll need the combination to the vault and for that you’ll need to find every member of Fort Knox staff, since each knows only a small section of the combination. Nobody knows the whole thing. Once inside, you’ll need to break into each of the smaller vaults hidden inside; then find some way of transporting your booty back out again. Problem is, by this point, 30,000 soldiers from the Fort Knox military camp will be waiting for you outside. What’s Inside? Fort Knox diligently guards 5,000 tons of gold bullion; which is enough to justify its labyrinthine network of security features.

Svalbard Global Seed Vault: Is buried 390 feet into the rock on the island of Spitsbergen, which sits a mere 620 miles from the North Pole and doesn’t get a lot of visitors. In addition to its standard security features, it’s protected by hundreds of miles of ocean and more than a few polar bears. Importantly, this secure facility isn’t only trying to protect the contents from intruders; it’s designed to withstand Armageddon.

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Are you safe? continued..

Svalbard is buried so deep into the rock that it can withstand a nuclear holocaust, and any number of earthquakes off the Richter Scale.

What’s Inside? The Vault houses over 500,000 plant species from around the world. The idea being that if we have a global disaster the flora

and fauna can be brought back to life.

Cheyenne Mountain: The 25-ton doors at Cheyenne Mountain can withstand a 30-megaton blast. If, like me, you’re not up on what that means, it means a nuclear bomb could explode on the site almost 1,500 times before it made a dent. What’s Inside? People. It’s the world’s most secure office building, buried so far into the rock that air has to be pumped in from outside just so the employees can breathe. The vault was home to the US Missile Warning Center and NORAD during the cold war now on “warm standby”.

Iron Mountain: Sits 200 feet below the ground in an old limestone mine, housing 1.7 million square feet of ultra secure vaults. If you want to get inside, you’ll have to sweet-talk two waves of armed guards before you make it through the front door. What’s Inside? This buried vault contains an eclectic mix of things including: Wreckage of Flight 93, the original photo of Einstein blowing a raspberry and the original patent for the light bulb signed by one Thomas Edison. The identity of 95% of vault owners is confidential but we do know that the US government makes use of the facility, as do the Smithsonian Institution and the Warner Brothers. Amongst the goodies housed inside is a data centre called Room 48 which provides a back up to some of the US’ biggest businesses.

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The Smiths

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon."Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am," he said, "I've come to...""Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you.""Have you really?" asked the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!""Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh, my word!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "Was she difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look.""Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes," the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too.

The mother was constantly squealing and yelling -- I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?""It's true, Ma'am, yes..

Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."Mrs. Smith fainted!

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Those pearly gates

Trouble in heaven...

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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A Man’s World

THE GOOD OLD DAYS CON’T...

This is an extract from a 1950’s home economics book, but it’s a brave man today who takes this home with expectations: •Listen to this as minor compared to what he might him. You may have gone through that day. have a dozen •Make him comfortable. Have him lean important things back in a comfortable chair or have him lie to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm not the time. Let him talk first. Remember, drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow his topics of conversation are more imporand offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a tant than yours. low soothing and pleasant voice.

•Make the evening his. Never complain if • Don’t ask him questions about his actions he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or question his judgement or integrity. or other places of entertainment without Remember he is the master of the house you. Instead, try to understand his world and as such will always exercise his will of strain and pressure, and his very real with fairness and truthfulness. You have need to be home and relax. no right to question him. A good wife • Your goal. Try to make sure your home is always knows her place. a place of peace, order and tranquility •Don’t greet him with complaints and where your husband can renew himself in problems. body and spirit.

Good luck if you expect any of these at • Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinhome now! Maybe there was something ner or even if he stays out all night. Count to be said for the 1950’s wife...

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Medical Tips

Did you Know that 150,000 people a year in the UK are affected by strokes…

20% of these will be below the age of 40; the majority will be over 65… The speed in which we react to the symptoms will have a huge in-pact on the quality & time of the recovery.

Stroke symptoms typically start suddenly, over seconds to minutes, and in most cases do not progress further. The symptoms depend on the area of the brain affected. The more extensive the area of brain affected, the more functions that are likely to be lost.

Some forms of stroke can cause additional symptoms. For example, in intracranial hemorrhage, the affected area may compress other structures. Most forms of stroke are not associated with headaches,

STROKES

but this can be a symptom in certain types.

Recognizing the Symptoms: The best rule of thumb is FAST (face, arm, speech, and time) no doubt most of us have seen this in the recent UK TV ad campaign. Is there a drooping of the face, a loss of control of the arm (s), is the speech slurred or disoriented. Time is key, the earlier an assessment is carried the sooner treatment can start and this can affect the long term recovery for the sufferer.

In most cases, the symptoms affect only one side of the body. Depending on the part of the brain affected, the defect in the brain is usually on the opposite side of the body. However, since these pathways also travel in the spinal cord and any lesion there can also produce these symptoms, the presence of any one of these symptoms does not always indicate a stroke.

Symptoms can include: • Altered smell, taste, hearing, or vision (total or partial) • Drooping of eyelid and weakness of eye muscles • Decreased reflexes: gag, swallow, pupil reactivity to light • Decreased sensation and muscle weakness of the face • Balance problems • Altered breathing and heart rate • Weakness in neck muscle with inability to turn head to one side • Weakness in tongue (inability to protrude and/or move from side to side) • Memory deficit • Visual disturbances • Trouble walking / altered movement coordination • Difficulty with verbal expression, auditory comprehension, reading and/or writing Associated symptoms: Loss of consciousness, headache, and vomiting usually occurs more often in hemorrhagic stroke than in thrombosis because of the increased intracranial pressure from the leaking blood compressing the brain. We can reduce the risk of having a stroke by making small changes to our lifestyles. Prevention is always better than cure…

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10 facts

about health & wellbeing 1) The UK National Health Service is the world’s fourth largest employer after the US Defence Department, Walmart and the Chinese army.

2) Life expectancy at birth in the UK is now 81.5. In 1900 it was just below 50.

3) Men can expect to live on average 64.2 years in good health, women 66.1 years.

4) In 1988, the New York Health Department revealed that in the previous year they had

treated 8,064 people for dog bites, 1,587 people bitten by other people and one who was bitten by a penguin.

5) The pulse rate of a healthy elephant is only 25 beats a minute.

6) In 1996, a Workplace Health and Safety Guide in Queensland, Australia gave a warning not to “place any part of one’s body in the mouth of a crocodile”.

7) In the UK around half a million people a year are treated in hospital for football injuries.

8) The first health warning to appear on a bottle of alcohol was in 1751.

9) “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint,” (Mark Twain).

10) The word “health” has been in our language for 1,000 years. “Health food” was first seen in 1882.

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Health & Well Being

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PETS WITH AMAZING ABILITIES

CAN THEY DETECT CANCER, PREDICT SEIZURES, AND WARN ABOUT LOW BLOOD SUGAR?

Anyone with a dog or cat will tell you: Pets are amazing. They’re loyal, comfort us in tough times, and even lower our blood pressure. But some animals seem to perform what often seem like miracles, attracting attention for rescuing their owners from dangerous situations, predicting health problems, or making their way home from miles away. Are these dogs exceptional or are these abilities common among animals?

DOGS SNIFFING OUT CANCER: Research has shown that malignant tissues release chemicals that are different from normal tissue in multiple studies; dogs have been intriguingly accurate at detecting certain cancers by smelling breath or urine samples.

How is the dog’s nose structured to enable it to be so efficient? The structure of the Dog’s nose is important. The nose is formed by bones, muscles and soft tissue and includes a blood supply of arteries and veins plus nerves, which are connected to specialised areas in the brain. Dogs can smell in parts per trillion. An example of this is: one cc (less than a drop) of blood, diluted into 20 olympic sized swimming pools. The dog can smell with ease that there’s blood in the pool. Published studies have shown that dogs can detect early stage cancer with 88% specificity, and 99% sensitivity. Dogs could help provide an extremely accurate, low-cost, non-invasive, early detection screening for cancer. Around the world dogs noses are being looked into and reseach being done to detect early diagnosis of cancer. For more information please see www.medicaldetectiondogs.org.uk.

DOGS THAT SNIFF LOW BLOOD SUGAR: Can dogs predict drops in blood sugar? In 2008, Deborah Wells, PhD, a psychologist at Queens University in Belfast, Northern Island, reported on type 1 diabetes patients who said their animals often alerted them to low blood sugar before they noticed their own symptoms. Wells is now studying whether there is scientific evidence to support the phenomenon.

DOGS THAT PREDICT SEIZURES: Doctors can’t explain it, but some patients with epilepsy report that their dogs are able to tell them when a seizure is coming. Jennifer Arnold, founder of Canine Assistants in Georgia, tells service-dog recipients there’s no way to train the animals to predict seizures - only to respond once they occur. But she says about nine out of 10 of the service dogs her organization has placed develop the ability on their own within a year of placement. “It really doesn’t seem to be terribly difficult,” Arnold says. “Dogs alert in different ways ... Most of them become visibly distressed in some way. They will start licking their person or pawing at them. It’s extremely common for the dog to tug their person toward the ground, as if they want them to lie down.”

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Medical Mayhem

Just Fred... A police officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," the driver replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself.

I studied hard and got good grades.

"When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. "Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling . . . so now I'm just Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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A Funny Side of Health

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually.

Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable slop.

Q: Is beer or wine bad for me? A: Look, it goes to the earlier point about fruits and vegetables. As we all know, scientists divide everything in the world into three categories: animal, mineral, and vegetable. We all know that beer and wine are not animal, and they are not on the periodic table of elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? My advice: Have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body, and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain-No Pain.

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about trying to live a longer and healthier life...

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The Little old LADY

& the traveling salesman...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm a pensioner and haven't got any money!'' then she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''

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SPANISH PROPERTY MARKET GAINING SPEED

Costa Link Magazine talks to Spanish property expert Peter Bowerman about the renewed interest in the Costa Del Sol property market.

If you’ve been thinking about buying a luxury home, upgrading your property or investing in a buy-to-let deal on the Costa del Sol, then there has never been a better time to do so. The signs of recovery are aligning and investors and construction companies are once again back in the market. Southern Spain’s luxurious coastline often dubbed the ‘California of Europe’ is returning to its former glory as Europe’s top destination for second homes. With some luxury homes in Marbella and Malaga regions at around 50% of their original value, it is no surprise the buyers are flooding back.

Sales increased by 30% at the end of 2014 and the latest Eurostat figures show construction is up by an amazing 16%. As tourism increases, more people are opting to purchase a holiday pad for regular getaways. A recent survey found that 50% of visitors stay in their own, or rented holiday homes, great news for the buy-to-holiday-let market.

And things are set to get better, particularly with British buyers currently seeing the best exchange rate in a decade and making them, once again, the leading purchasers in the Costa del Sol, followed by Scandinavians, Belgians, French, Dutch and Germans.

Investing in a second home is now well within the grasp of the normal person and no longer a secret just for wealthy investors and entrepreneurs. The main criteria for an overseas buyer and investor is usually good climate, good local facilities, a safe environment and a secure and stress-free transaction. Demand for property is proportional to the quality of life you can expect to enjoy there. The Costa del Sol has a great availability of low cost flights, a good infrastructure, hi-tech communications, top healthcare, excellent schools and, of course, 320 days of sunshine a year. Can all this be said for countries like Bulgaria, Dubai, Morocco, Turkey and Egypt, who have all seen a property boom over the past decade, but equally suffer from instability, organised crime and low standards of living. Also, while they do generally have plenty of sun, the so-called ‘promised lands’ can also suffer from cold wet winters of -5 degrees and searing desert heat-waves.

Spain now has a land registry system very similar to that of the UK, so with the right agent and lawyer, buying a property in Southern Spain should be easy and risk-free. With only 10% of payments usually needed before completion and loans of up to 80% which can be arranged subject to status and valuation.

Privileged residents of the Costa del Sol enjoy a comprehensive choice of healthy outdoor sports and leisure activities all year round. There are dozens of top quality golf courses and plenty of opportunities foor water-sports.

Rained-off barbecues and cancelled beach parties are simply unheard of and when it comes to nightlifee. Well you’ve got Puerto Banus, Marbella, Estepona and Benalmadena marina towns, all buzzing many nights of the week.

Investing in bricks and mortar has historically always shown good long term capital growth, so if you’re contemplating buying, instead of renting or upgrading to a better property while prices are low,, now is the best time to do so.

Peter Bowerman is a Costa del Sol property expert, often quoted in UK & Spanish newspapers, radio and he is also one of the panel of experts for the Overseas Property Professional Magazine. Peter is also the Managing Director of the successful Overseas Dreams real estate agency in Marbella & La Cala de Mijas, selling everything from bank clearance deals to the most prestigious Marbella mansions. For more information on buying or selling property on the Costa del Sol, you can contact Peter or any of his team on Tel: (0034) 951 551 444 or Email: info@OverseasDreams.com

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ALL REVVED UP, NEW CARS OLD NAMES

Are car manufacturers running out of names? – There seem to be a lot of re-cycled model names around these days…

A name of one of the most popular cars of the past is about to be re-born. The 2015 Ford Escort a new four door saloon won’t be coming to Europe but is aimed at the Chinese market.

Here is Spain we will call it the New Opel Karl, but in The UK it’s a revival of the Vauxhall Viva name used between 1963 and 1979.

The Alfa Romeo Giulietta name is now on its second revival. The first outing was in 1954, and then revived in 1977 and again in 2010.

Rolls Royce and Aston Martin are good at this game, every model in their current line ups, Phantom, Ghost, Wraith, Vantage, DB Vanquish and Rapide are all names that have been used in their companies pasts.

But the next Aston will be something special...

The new Lagonda for 2015 revives that name last used in 1987.

Skoda named the eighth ever model the Octavia. It was produced from 1959 to 1971. The name was revised for the current model in 1996.

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With around half the fat of regular brownies, these are a slightly less guilty pleasure, but still have that intense chocolate hit....

Beetroot Brownies Ingredients:

•500g whole raw beetroot •100g unsalted butter, plus extra for the tin •200g bar plain chocolate (70% cocoa) •1 tsp vanilla extract

•250g golden caster sugar •3 eggs •100g plain flour •25g cocoa powder

1) Wear a pair of rubber gloves to stop your hands from staining, then top, tail and peel the beetroot – you’ll need about 400g flesh. Roughly chop and put into a large bowl. Add a splash of water, cover with cling film, then microwave on High for 12 mins or until tender.

2) Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4. While the beetroot cooks, butter then line a 20 x 30cm traybake or small roasting tin. Roughly chop the chocolate and cut the butter into cubes. Tip the cooked beetroot into a sieve, drain off any excess liquid, then put into a food processor or blender with the chocolate, butter and vanilla. Whizz until the mix is as smooth as you can get it. The chocolate and butter will melt as you do this.

3) Put the sugar and eggs into a large bowl, then beat using an electric hand whisk until thick, pale and foamy, about 2 mins. Spoon the beetroot mix into the bowl (it won’t look too pretty at this stage, but bear with me), then use a large metal spoon to fold it into the whisked eggs. Try to conserve as much air in the mixture as you can. Sift in the flour and cocoa powder, then gently fold these in to make a smooth batter.

4) Pour into the prepared tin and bake for 25 mins or until risen all over, with just the merest quiver under the centre of the crust when you shake the pan. Cool completely in the tin, then cut into squares.

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Strangebuttrue...

FANCY LIVING ON A PIER? Three of Britain's most iconic seaside piers go up

for sale. A TRIO of Britain's most iconic seaside piers are now on the market for a total of £12.6m - as locals bemoaned the sad, changing face of UK holiday resorts. Owner Cuerden Leisure is selling Blackpool's South and Central Piers, on Lancashire's golden sands and the Grade II listed Llandudno Pier, in North Wales. The individual guide prices of each pier are £4.8m for Blackpool Central, £3.3m for Blackpool South and £4.5m for Llandudno Pier. Opening in 1868, Blackpool Central Pier is home to a 33m high (108ft) Ferris wheel - and stands at 341m long (1,118ft) of cast iron. Meanwhile the youngest of the three Blackpool piers, the South Pier, was opened in 1893 and is also the shortest - at 150m long (or 492ft).The South Pier is nicknamed 'The Pleasure Pier' as it is home to amusement arcades and rides.

Meanwhile Llandudno Pier, which is 695m long (2,280ft), is the only pier with listed building status meaning any future owners would require Listed Building Consent to make changes to the structure. Llandudno Pier is often chosen for Victorian and Edwardian seaside filming locations. In 2005 it was voted "Pier of the Year 2005" by the members of the National Piers Society.

It also featured prominently on a 2013 advert for Volkswagen. If you want to buy your own sesaside abode contact Cuerden Leisure: info@cuerdenleisure.co.uk...

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FINANCIAL NEWS The Euro & World Round Up

Its all Greek to me!!!! I’m sure even the Greeks are getting fed up by now as they are constantly in the news, I’m sure they want the pain of austerity to disappear and get back to a relative normal life, no such luck and no thanks to Germany finance minister who said in early April that there was no prospect of the Eurozone reaching a deal with Athens on its economic reforms that would unlock bailout funds of over €7bn, potentially leaving Greece short of Money, this meeting is due to take place on the 24th of April.

Greece also needs to find around €1.5bn every month to pay social security and public sector wages.

Greece tried to raise some money buy going to the bond markets on Thursday (16 April) in order to sell their 2,5,10 year bonds, all bonds were up by 10% with 2 year bonds leading the way with a rate of 16% anything above 7% is not good as this is seen as an increased risk.

ment, Greece would like the deadline for their loan repayment pushed back, Greece needs to pay the IMF €195.1bn on the 1st of May, guess what? The IMF said no! Germany has also jumped on the bandwagon and seems to be getting ready for Greece to default, however they are working on a plan to keep Greece in the E.U – Why?

In the UK we may see volatility with the British £ and this all depends on who is leading in the polls, expect sterling to drop if we have a hung parliament, it’s a very real prospect that this will be the case. There will be some sort of coalition it depends who wants to pair up with who.

To find out how our currency partner can help you get more for your money, whether you are buying or selling a property, sending funds from overseas, give them a call on 952 587 657 and see what they can do for you. Please quote Costa Link when contacting Greece also asked the IMF to delay its debt repayMoneycorp.

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What’s On Guide...

30th April– 3rd May 2015: FUENGIROLA INTERNATIONAL FAIR. A very fun and festive event. You feel like you have traveled around the globe without ever the Costa del Sol, attractions, food and entertainment from around the worlld! Everydays from 6:00pm to 2:00am at the feria ground in Fuengirola.

1st May 2015: MADONNA tribute for one night only. Jordana as Madonna - The Confessions Tour.

For more information call: 952 47 45 42 or e-mail: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com or visit the website www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

8th May 2015: THE WADDIES tribute for one night only. For more information call: 952 47 45 42 or e-mail: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com or visit the website www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

10th May 2015: THE ABBA EXPERIENCE for more information call: 952 47 45 42 or e-mail: boxoffice@salonvarietestheatre.com or visit the website www.salonvarietestheatre.com.

7th June 2015: THE BEACH FIT RUN a 10Km run in the La Cala de Mijas area in aid of Positively The cost to take part is €10.00 per person and includes a Pink or Blue t-shirt, all proceeds raised will go directly to the charity and fund FREE screening appointments. Pink & Blue. For more information please see: www.beachfit.es Every Monday: 11 am – 1 pm: Age Care Drop In where people can chat, share experiences and find out about living in Spain at La Iglesia Bar, near Bonanza Square, Benalmadena Costa.

Every Monday: Arts and Crafts Fair in Benahavis at 8pm in the Main Square in Benahavis.

Every Tuesday: The Costa Women Coffee Club meet every second Tuesday at 10am – 12.30pm for coffee, chats and other activities and is a social group designed to get ladies of all ages together. It’s best to join the group via Facebook or contact Emma on 608 408 771.

Every Tuesday: Spanish Lessons at 2:30pm. It's pay as you go of 6€ a lesson. Lessons last for 90 minutes, all welcome - K-Lounge, Elviria for more information call: 636 292 406.

Every Tuesday: Dance with JiveSpain Miraflores Resturant from 8pm - 11pm. For more information see website at www.jivespain.com or call Colin on: 635 717 211.

Every Tuesday: 11 am – 1 pm Age Care Coffee Morning at the Baptist Church, Calahonda, where people can chat, share experiences & take part in a variety of activities. Tel: 952 933 409 for info.

Every Tuesday: Age Concern hold a meeting every Tuesday afternoon 14:00 till 16:00 at the Manila bar in Los Boliches offering Spanish and computer lessons.

Every Wednesday: Dance with JiveSpain at El Campanario, San Pedro, from 8pm - 11pm.

Every Wednesday: at 11:30am the Malaga Picasso Museum is offering free guided tours in English which is included with the price of admission Every Thursday: Spanish Lessons at 2pm. It's pay as you go of 6€ a lesson. Lessons last for 90 minutes, all welcome - K-Lounge, Elviria for more information call: 636 292 406.

Every Thursday: Age Concern hold a meeting from 11:00 till 13:00 at the Manila bar in Los Boliches if you’d like some advice or just a friendly chat please drop by.

Every Thursday: Market at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Thursday: Flea Market from 9am next to Aldi in Las Lagunas, plenty of parking.

Every Friday: Dance with JiveSpain at Hotel El Goleto, Duquesa from 8pm - 11pm.

Every Sunday: Dance with JiveSpain take over the dance floor at Atalaya Park Hotel.

Every Sunday: Flea Market EVERY Sunday 10am till 2pm at Calypso, Calahonda.

Every Sunday: FAMA have a car boot sale at the Hippodrome from 9am - 2pm.

Every Sunday: Craft Market every Sunday in the Marbella Marina on the Teresa Zabell Pier: 12-6pm.

Every Sunday (throughout the summer): Canyoning, Paella and Beers a fantastic day out for only €30 per person on advanced bookings. Please contact www.beachfit.es for more information.

If you have an event, fundraiser or anything else please let us know...

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ocal Info Emergency Numbers

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Central number for Fire, Police & Ambulance National Police Local Police Guardia Civil dica

Medical

112 091 092 062

Emergency 061 Ambulance Marbella 902 505 061 Ambulance Coin 952 453 267

Health Centres

Town Halls

Marbella 952 761 100 San Pedro 952 453 020 La Cala de Mijas 952 493 208 Fuengirola 952 589 300 Estepona 952 801 100

Fire Brigade

Emergency number 080 Marbella 952 774 349 Estepona 952 804 483 Fuengirola 952 461 046 British Ireland Denmark Sweden Germany France U.S.A

952 952 952 952 952 952 952

Marbella Coin Estepona Fuengirola San Pedro

952 771 442 952 822 818 952 822 818 952 467 457 952 785 252

352 475 226 604 212 226 474

300 108 373 383 442 590 891

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Bus Stations Marbella 952 764 400 Coin 952 450 366 San Pedro 952 781 396 Estepona 952 800249 For a list of complete times www.andalucia.com/travel/bus Train Timetables 902 240 202 Airports Malaga 952 048 844 Gibraltar 956 773 026

Marbella 952 769 946 Coin 952 452 767 San Pedro 952 787 700

Consulates

Transport

Markets

Monday - Marbella (fairground site on east side) Tuesday - Fuengirola (fairground near Los Boliches) Wednesday -Estepona (Avda.

Juan Carlos) La Cala - Feria ground.

Thursday - San Pedro (Recinto Ferial) Calypso (Mijas Costa).

Alhaurin el Grande - (La Fama) Saturday - Coin (Calle Urbano Pineda) & Nueva Andalucia (Next to Centro Plaza the Bullring).

La Cala - Feria ground.

Sunday - Puerto Estepona (Marina).

Cinemas

All the Cinemas listed below show films in English as well as Spanish. Call first to check what is showing that week.

Marbella: Cinesur Plaza del Mar 952 766 941 La Ca単ada 902 333 231 Puerto Banus: Gran Marbella 952 810 077 Coin: La Trocha 951 315 039 Fuengirola Cinesur Miramar 902 221 622

Chemists

24 hour chemist Urb. Artola, Ctra. Cadiz Km 194. Marbella.

Tel: 952 83 25 89

Taxis

Marbella Taxis 952 774 488 Mijas Costa Taxis 952 476 593

Diary Dates

1st May 2015: Labour Day May Day (Public holiday throughout Spain).

3rd May 2015: Spanish Mothers Day.

5th May 2015: May Day (Early May Bank Holiday, UK).

26th May 2015: Spring Bank Holiday (UK).

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S TA R S I GN S

A look at what's in store for you during May 2015...

Capricorn

Aquarius

Aquarius, the first week of May 2015 will be quite peaceful. The Sun in your sign, will be in an area that will incline towards an isolated life and will lay emphasis on emotional privacy, on home and family. It's time you tidied your wardrobe, closet, storeroom, garage, toolshed or yard. On May 7th 2015 Mercury will start a party in the house of love and the atmosphere will lighten up: the tendency towards flirting and fun will grow. Enjoy every moment of it! At work you'll have new, original and ingenious ideas.

Money will come by means of work, but also by means of speculation of which some will be very favorable.

You'll be in a good shape: you'll have energy and work capacity; you'd better take a break from time to time and try to avoid excesses.

Pisces

Pisces, May 2015 will be a rather stable period for Pisces people, in which domestic and financial preoccupations will prevail. You'll now learn to appreciate comfort and safety, and genuine, but quiet affection. You won't be very inclined towards wild and restless passion. You won't be willing to take too much trouble, nor to take big risks. At least for now, when it comes to money, don't rush and be (more) careful what you spend it on! What you have ahead is a very active period at work, full of meetings and traveling, maybe even trips on professional purposes. You'll have several interests at the same time. Be careful, though, because in May 2015 things will tend to work more slowly or differently to the way you have been expecting, especially in the first part of the month.

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Taurus

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Capricorn, you'll deeply feel the need for emotional safety. You want a relationship that offers certainty and security. You might talk to your partner about starting a family or, if you have already done it, about building or buying a house, making living together more comfortable. You might be haunted by the nostalgia for a past love, or somebody you once had an affair with might come into your way. After a period of trials and special projects or efforts, you'll begin to see concrete results at work. Relax this month take up a new sport or maybe a creative activity! May 2015 will be a great month to pamper and treat yourself, but also to get your body in shape for the summer months ahead.

Aries, the first week of May 2015 will bring lots of change and heartfelt conversations, maybe even a day trip or two. From May the 8th, Venus will be in your sign bringing your thoughts and interests towards family and home. With regard to work and money the Sun in your sign will highlight your finances bringing with more reward. At work can expect obstacles and delays, and the power of concentration will not be great. Communication and contracts will require attention also negotiations will need to be carefully prepared for. Build strategies; act tenaciously and systematically, not chaotically or impulsively! On the health front you will not be in a top shape, so you'll need to manage your strength very strictly.

Make a list of priorities and lead as organised a life as possible!

Taurus, Mars the ruler of your relationships, will stay in your sign until May 12th 2015, highlighting the importance of relationships, bringing significant situations and changing events. After May 12th 2015 Gemini, will bring suspicion, fears and difficulties. Maybe it would be an idea to be tactful until the end of the month, try to bite your tongue rather than get into conflict. On the work and money front Mars will bring a lot of action in your life: You know what you want and you'll go straight for it. Financially, the period will be risky for Taureans and will demand maximum caution. You are recommended to manage your money with a lot of attention. With the Sun crossing the sign of Taurus, in May 2015 you'll have a lot of energy and you'll benefit from a good shape. Why not learn something new, read, discuss about your problems with the people close to you!

Gemini, until May 8th 2015 you can count on harmony and understanding. After May 8th, Venus joins the party bringing with it a determination you haven’t had in a while. You'll take the initiative and you can get the big prize. There is also the risk, though, of acting impulsively or ending up in tension and conflicts. On the work and money front even if there are obstacles or crisis moments, May 2015 will be full of activity and initiative for Geminis, due to Mars' transit. You can do great things, but only with calm, patience and attention. It seems that you won't be short of money. Take it easy and think twice before you act! Your fitness levels with the dynamic Mars in the sign of Gemini, in May 2015 you'll have plenty of physical energy, and you'll prove initiative and have great determination. Mercury, the ruler of Gemini, located right in Gemini, will strengthen your self-confidence look forward to a great month!

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Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Cancer, Venus, the planet of love, will enter Cancer on May 8th 2015, where it will stay until June 5th. You'll need love and you'll be looking for your soulmate, whom you can now find. If you are in a relationship, May 2015 will stay under the sign of desire for harmony, tenderness and understanding.

On the work and money front the Sun your sign will give you the necessary resources to reach your professional objectives relatively easily. Venus, will also contribute to your success, especially with your social abilities, diplomacy and personal charm. Money will not be a problem at all, but you should beware in the last weeks keep an eye on your bank account. On the health and fitness front May 2015 can be problematic for the health of try to take it easy especially if you have difficulties with respiratory systems or allergies. Overall don't hesitate to ask for help this month when in need! You'll get it!

Leo with Jupiter, located in your sign this month, your need for affection will be HUGE. Because Jupiter is generous, you won't lack offers and circumstances in which relationships can bud will be frequent.

In terms of goals and status, Leo's career is on the right track. You'll have a lot of determination; you'll shine.

The first weeks of May 2015 will be the most favorable to Leo, the most predisposed to success. In general, this month you are recommended to rely on yourself alone, because the people that might support you will tend to change their minds or even stand in your way. As for money, beware, as there will be a risk of error or delays! Your fitness this month will be in a top shape in terms of energy and state of mind. It would be preferable to avoid risks and excesses. Do something for charity or fight for a cause, even if this takes you out of your state of comfort!

Virgo, what a great month for you! Venus will change location and with Neptune, will bring romance or maybe even new hopes. If you are single now is a great time to meet ‘the one’, if you are in a relationship new tenderness or adventures could take place. On the work and finance front cultural or spiritual activities and trips will be part of Virgos' life and can bring you satisfaction all throughout May 2015. You'll do very well as concerns popularity and will benefit from support from someone you are in a romantic relationship with. You are recommended not to set too many goals at the same time, but to focus on a single one and accomplish it. Money will not be a problem at all, especially in the first couple of weeks. As regard you fitness levels the most important thing this month is that you lay emphasis on order and discipline. Be patient and persistent if something didn't work out the first time.

Libra, located in a dominant position, Venus will highlight the importance relationships for you this month. This month sees you at an intersection between your love life and your work life, maybe you have a relationship starting at work or an an affair is starting to take shape with somebody well-known or with a superior social status. Mars, will provide you with the ability to understand some subtleties of your relationship and how to move on from here. At work your connections in high places, or your good relationships will offer you an advantage this month. At the financial level, May 2015 will be an active month for Librans. Investments and profits from other sources than the current ones will be favored.

Physically your nervous tension will be rather high. It will be a good period to reflect on priorities and on the way you organize your life. Go out as often as possible. You'll have reap the rewards.

Scorpio, May 2015 will be important for Scorpio's relationships: the Sun will cross your sign, which will increase your need to be with someone. If you are single, this month will bring you the chance to meet somebody, this will happen at work or due to a working relationship or meeting. If you are in a relationship then in this period you'll be more attentive to the person by your side, you'll have availability to understand him/her, to look at things from their point of view as well. Try to socialize and have fun do things together or with other people! On the work and money side of things you'll have to be flexible and from time to time to give in a little, for the sake of better things developing. Your health will still need your full attention, try to take it easy when possible.

Sagittarius, Venus will be making itself known this month. This is the greatest astral configuration for love and fun. Venus rules love, pleasures, and the joy of living. You will be hot to trot this month Sagittarius. It'll urge you to show your sexy side and will lure you to places and circumstances you can meet with love. Why not resume relationships with friends you haven't seen for a long time! With the Sun also in your sign, the first two weeks of May 2015 will be very active professionally speaking. You can expect events to happen that will highlight your skills make you proud of what you are achieving. Financially speaking, you'll be very well as long as you don't launch yourself into careless decisions.

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puzzle Link The Words

Solutions on page 88

it out

In each of these puzzles, three words are listed. All you have to do is find another word that can preceed each of these 3 words.

1)

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BACK

SHORT

WATCH

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STOOL

POWDER

BALL

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BLUE BIG

MADE

CAKE SOIL

CUFF

COTTAGE

TABLE LEFT

Guess The Celeb

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Sudoku

Brain Teaser

WHO STOLE THE CAKE?

During a recent police investigation, Chief Inspector Stone was interviewing five local villains to try and identify who stole Mrs Archer's cake from the mid-summers fayre.

Below is a summary of their statements: Arnold: it wasn't Edward it was Brian Brian: it wasn't Charles it wasn't Edward Charles: it was Edward it wasn't Arnold Derek: it was Charles it was Brian Edward: it was Derek it wasn't Arnold 78

It was well known that each suspect told exactly one lie.

Can you determine who stole the cake?

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Crossword

Across: 7. Noisy insect (6) 8. Death (6) 9. Dance move (4) 10. Ill fortune (4,4) 11. Male relative (7) 13. Pricey (5) 15. Entire range (5) 17. Protection (7) 20. Outlook for the future (8) 21. As good as a nod, so they say (4) 22. America's neighbour (6) 23. These must be obeyed (6) Down: 1. Out of ------ means not running smoothly (6) 2. Koi is a type of this (4) 3. Bank teller (7) 4. Think the world of someone (5) 5. Egg dish (8) 6. This defines your personality (6) 12. Weekday named after Thor (8) 14. Flatten completely (7) 16. Overseas (6) 18. Hub, pivotal point (6) 19. Silver for instance (5) 21. Broad, far reaching (4)

Name The Film

A A classic 80’s film (1988). Two con men B try to settle their rivalry by betting on who can swindle a young American heiress out of $50,000 first.

A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals & exhibits on display to come to life (2006).

Say What You See...

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The Jokespage

Jokespage

An 8-year-old girl asks her father, "Daddy, what is sex?"

The father is somewhat surprised that she would ask such a question. But, he reckons if she's old enough to ask the question, then surely she's old enough for a straight answer.

So, the father proceeds to tell his young daughter all about the "birds and the bees."

After a brief explanation, the little girl appears wide-eyed in disbelief.

"By the way, dear, why do you ask?" the father asks.

The little girl replies, "Mommy told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop!

He landed in a glass of beer.

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop!

He landed in a glass of lemonade.

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

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The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up angrily and said, “You should not be asking eighth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs Parks ignored her and asked the question again:

“Which body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary's mouth fell open. She said to those around her, “Boy is she going to get in big trouble!”

The teacher continued to ignore her and asked the class, “Anybody?” Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and replied, 'The pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Billy,” said Mrs Parks. Then, turning to Mary, she said “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say. One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework.

And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”

When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her four year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.

“Yes,” he said. “I know what we're going to name it. If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we’re going to call it Quits.”

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Property Sales, Rental & Management ACP - Page 37 info@acpproperty.com t: 952 934 527 Claxton Homes - Pages 76 & 77 www.claxtonhomes.com info@claxtonhomes.com m: 656 476 887 Costa del Home - Page 46 & 47 www ww.co ossta adelhome.com Costa Rents C en - Pages 18 & 1 19 www.costarents.com | info@costarents.com 671 7 093 925t Ovveseass Dreams - Page 91 1 www w.Over erseasDreams.com m info@ @Oversea rseasDreams asD .com m t: 951 55 551 444 4m m: 646 566 555 86

Radio Station The Beat - Page 71 www.thebeatspain.fm t: 952 468 404 m: 640 678 011

Removal Companies The Removal People- Page 45 karl.theremovalpeople@gmail.com t: 633 855 516

Restaurants & Bars Barboru Restaurant - Page 25 t: 952 933 158 www.barboru.com Harr y’s Spor ts Bar - Page 64 India Lucia, Torrenueva - Page 65 t: 951 407 695 www.indialucia.hpage.com Indian Ocean, Playa Marina - Page 65 t: 952 667 322 or m: 635 055 686 www.indialnocean1.hpage.com Los Arcos Restaurant - Page 64 t: 609 466 497 Swaghat Indian Restaurant - Page 58 t: 952 498 485 Sai Indian Restaurant - Page 38 wwwsairestaurant.es t: 951 254 401 m: 600 098 369

Satellite Te elevision Avatel - Pages 14 & 15 www.avatel.com t: 951 235 900 Costasys IPTV Packkages - Page 34 & 35 www.costasys.com//iptv.htm info@costasys.com t: 952 939 592 GBTV - Page 65 m: 658 084 802 Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 or m: 654 758 415 Focus Home Enter tainment - Page 69 m: 664 354 545 or m: 607 383 578

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Business Satellite Television Television Continued The Sky Doctor - Page 43 www.theskydoctor.com info@theskydoctor.com t: 952 763 840 or m: 635 400 099 Wikikker - Pages 14 & 15 www.wikikker.com t: 951 233 900 Y-Internet - Page 90 www.y-internet.com info@y-internet.com t: 951 063 888

Shops Boutique Nicole - Pages 10 & 11 t: 952 927 245 Cur tain & Bedding Shop - Page 8 www.curtainandbeddingshop.com thecurtainandbeddingshop@hotmail.com t: 952 897 477 La Casa Bella - Page 12 www.lacasabella.es admin@lacasabella.es t: 952 516 117

Signs Sign D Sign - Page 20 www.signdsign1.com info@signdsign1.com m: 603 464 582

Swimming Pool Ser vices Advasol - Page 81 www.advasolsolution advasolsolution.com com info@advasolsolutions @adva .com m t: 951 95 9 965 65 309 or m: 664 87 71 133 Axarquiia Ax a Pools - Page 36 ww .a www axarquiapools.com inffo@ax axarquiapools.com m: 666 6 659 876

Telephone and Internet Ser vices Avatel - Pages 14 & 15 www.avatel.com t: 951 235 900 Orbit - Page 33 info@orbitsl.com t: 952 802 457 or m:654 758 415 UK Expat TV - Page 87 cs@ukkexpattv.com |www.ukexpattv.com t: 951 063 888 Wikikker - Pages 14 & 15 www.wikikker.com t: 951 233 900

Vending Machines Superpool - Page 42 www.superpoolspain.com paul@superpoolspain.com m: 629 530 233

Water Coolers H2O Water Coolers - Page 73 www.h2owatercoolers.es h2owatercoolers.es m: 616 313 890 or 678 804 892

Web Design Key Media Group - Page 15 www.kkeymediagroup.net info@kkeymediagroup.net t: 952 934 805 or m: 666 666 998 Spanglish Webs www.spanglishwebs.com info@spanglishwebs.com t: 951 708 454 or m: 691 660 187

Window Cleaning & Film Solscreen - Page 40 www.solscreen.com info@solscreen.com t: 952 931 938

Wine On-Line Wines 4 Fun - Page 7 www.wines4fun.com

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puzzle Trivia Quiz Answers

1) Spectre 2) Coachella 3) France 4) Bill Gates 5) Charlton Heston 6) LHR 7) Champ de Mars 8) Apollo 11 9) Angelina Jolie 10) The Puerto Rico Trench 11) Michigan 12) Operation Overlord 13) Cocoa 14) Bat 15) Preston 16) Rome 17) Blue Whale 18) 20 19) D 20) Salmonella 21) Little Red Rooster 22) Al Pacino 23) Merchant of Venice 24) Happy Days 25) Mortimer 26) 5 27) Audrey Hepburn 28) Sonny and Cher 29) On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 30) 97 percent

Answers from 24, 78 & 79

it out

Link The Words 1) Stop 2) Cheese 3) Foot 4) Top 5) Hand

Guess The Celeb a) Holly Willoughby b) Pierce Brosnan

Brain Teaser

Answer: Charles committed the terrible crime.

Looking at Brian's statements, one of the statements was a lie and the other was the truth. Therefore it must have been either Charles or Edward. Looking at Derek's statements, for the same reason, it was either Charles or Brian. Therefore it must have been Charles who committed the crime. Double checking this against the other statements confirms this.

Crossword Solution

Sudoku Solution

Name The Film

a) Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988) b) Night at the Museum (2006)

Say What You See 1) Standing Ovation 2) Shadow of doubt

88

3) Tiptoe through the tulips

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