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Puppet Gumbo 2008
Presented by the Savannah Coastal Puppetry Guild, the festival will be cooking up performances, workshops, networking, film screenings, open-mic sessions and exhibitions, all related to the art of puppetry, as part of the Puppeteers of America Southeast Regional Conference. Registration is required and will be held Thursday, June 12 from 2-5 p.m. at SCAD’s Boundary Village, at Boundary Street and Louisville Road. When: June 12-15. Where: Savannah College of Art & Design. Cost: $130 adults and $110 students which includes membership. Info: 355-3366 or www. southeastpuppetfestival. org.
Summer Daily Cannon Firings at Old Fort Jackson
Nothing brings history to life more than the thunderous boom of a cannon blast. When: Daily through July 31 at 10 a.m. and 2 and 4 p.m. Where: Old Fort Jackson, 1 Fort Jackson Rd. off President Extension. Cost: $4.25 general admission, .$3.75 for students, seniors 55 and up, military, and AAA, Children 6 and under are admitted free. Info: 232-3945.
A Summer of Ideas Evening Lecture Series
Up first in this series sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. is Judgment Day: The Story of the 1886 Charleston Earthquake, with authors Stephen G. Hoffius and Susan Miller Williams. When: June 12 at 6:30 p.m. Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington
Cost: Free.
Savannah Sand Gnats
The Sand Gnats play the Columbus Catfish. When: June 12 at 7 p.m. Where: Grayson Stadium, 1401 E. Victory Dr. Cost: Box seats, $10; reserved, $8; general admission, $7; and seniors/ military/ kids 4-12 $5. Info: 351-9150, www,.sandgnats.com.
Savannah Children’s Theatre: Peter Pan - the Musical
The classic tale of a boy who refused to grow up in this production with adults and children. Note: some characters will fly! When: June 12, 13, 14, 19, 20 and 21 at 8 p.m. and June 14, 15, 21 and 22 at 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Children’s Theatre, 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: $15-20. Info: 238-9015 or www. savannahchildrenstheatre. org.
Savannah Community Theatre: Blithe Spirit by Noel Coward
A farce about an author who hopes to boost book sales by holding a seance. However, his life is turned upside down when his deceased wife comes through the veil to haunt him. When: June 12, 13 and 14 at 7:30 p.m. and June 15 at 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Community Theatre, 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: Adults $25, seniors 55+/military $20, Sunday matinee/students/children $15.00 and Thursdays $10. Info: 898-9021 or www. savannahcommunitytheatre.com.
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Puppet Gumbo: Panther & Crane
The Puppet Gumbo Festival kicks off Thursday ECW Championship with Kane vs. Chavo Guerrero and Bam Neely vs. CM Punk; and the United States Championship Match with Matt Hardy vs. Mark Henry and Finlay with Hornswoggle vs. The Great Khali. Also scheduled to appear are The Miz & John Morrison, Kofi Kingston, Shelton Benjamin, Funaki, Tommy Dreamer, Chuck Palumbo, Michelle McCool and Victoria When: June 12 at 7:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center’s Martin Luther King Jr. Arena. Cost: $20-$60. Info: 651-6556 weekdays from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m
Historic Savannah Theatre: The Beat Goes On
at 8 p.m. and June 14, 15, 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. Cost: Adults $33, youth 17 and under $16.
Puppet Gumbo River Cruise and Show
Savannah’s own Puppet People will present their original production, Beyond the Moss Curtain. A cranky Yankee pigeon flies South and meets Mosslyn, the Moss Fairy, who entices him to stay by enthralling him with tales of Savannah and its quirkiness, with appearances by such notables as Gen. James Oglethorpe, Nathaniel Greene, Juliette Gordon Low and Paula Deen. When: June 12 at 9 p.m. Cost: $20. Info: 355-3366 or www. southeastpuppetfestival. org.
SmackDown Tag Team Match with Batista & Rey Mysterio vs. Edge & MVP; the Triple Threat for the
A look back at the rockin’ 60s, 70s and 80s, with plenty of singing and dancing. When: June 12, 13, 14, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27 and 28
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Heather Henson’s IBEX Puppetry presents a journey through the Earth’s waterways, with soaring puppets, projections and fluid movement. Appropriate for audiences ages 8 and older. Presented by the Savannah Coastal Puppetry Guild as part of Puppet Gumbo 2008. When: June 13 at 7:30 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $15 general admission, $10 senior/student. Info: 525-5050, www.scadboxoffice.com.
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Starland Farmers Market
Local organic and traditional produce, artists, food vendors, crafts people, musicians, street performers and storytellers. When: June 14, 9 a.m. to noon, rain or shine. Where: Starland district on DeSoto Avenue between Whitaker and Bull streets
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Presented by the Savannah Coastal Puppetry Guild as part of the Southeast Region Puppeteers of America Festival, this event will feature live stage and street performances, puppet-making activities, two kids’ puppet parades, a puppet flea market, educational displays and more. When: June 14 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Where: Johnson Square. Cost: Free and open to the public. Info: 355-3366 or www.southeastpuppetfestival.org.
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professional actors who perform an original “whodunnit.” Guests are encouraged to follow the action throughout the boat, question the suspects, compare notes with other passengers, and solve the crime. When: Every Thursday from 9:30-11 p.m. throughout the summer. Where: The Georgia Queen Riverboat. Cost: $26.95 adults, $18.95 children under 12. Info: 1-800-786-6404, 2326404 or www.murderafloat. com..
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and 40th and 41st streets. Cost: Free. Info: 443-5355, starlandfarmersmarket.com or maldorors@gmail.com.
Puppet Gumbo Puppetry Double Feature
An afternoon of puppet theater, shadow puppetry and black light theater with a line up that includes The Rainbow Bridge and Other Tales; El Coqui, a Puerto Rican folktale about how the tree frog got his song; The Three Billy Goats Gruff, a classic Nordic tale, all by Hobey Ford; and Adventures in Slumberland by Madcap Puppets. When: June 14 at 3 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $12 adults, $6 seniors and children under 15. Info: 525-5050 or www. scadboxoffice.com.
Puppet Gumbo: Cabaret of Desire A puppet show for adults that is based on the play Buster Keaton’s Stroll by Federico Garcia Lorca, and is a comedy of failures chronicling one man’s pursuit of love and affection. A screening of Faust,
a 30-minute film by Steven Ritz-Barr and Hoku Uchiyama, will follow. Mature audiences only. When: June 14 at 8 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: $15. Info: 525-5050 or www. scadboxoffice.com.
Old Time Country Dance
Presented by the Savannah Folk Society, with music for contras, squares and couples dancing by the Glow in the Dark String Band. Singles and beginners are welcome. When: June 14 at 8 p.m. Where: Oatland Island, 711 Sandtown Rd. Cost: $7. Info: 786-6953 or www. savannahfolk.org.
Savannah Film Society: Sabrina This 1954 comedy stars Audrey Hepburn as a chauffeur’s daughter who longs for a life of luxury and is infatuated with her father’s employer’s son. After she returns from schooling in Paris, she turns heads with her newfound sophistication.
When: June 14 at 7 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre. Cost: $8 general admission,
$6 senior/military. Info: 525-5050 or www. lucastheatre.com.
Haunted Oatland Island
A ghost=hunting tour that covers 50,000 square feet of a hospital built in the 1920s. Limited to 35 people. EMF meters and other ghosthunting equipment are provided and a commemorative gift is included in the price. When: June 14. Where: Oatland Island Wildlife Center Cost: $36.50. Info: 1-866-666-DEAD (3323).
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Puppet Gumbo: The Dragon King
Tanglewood Marionettes’ latest production, an underwater fantasy based on Chinese folklore, tells the tale of an intrepid grandmother who journeys
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to the bottom of the sea to seek the Dragon King, and the answers to why he has forsaken the land above. When: June 15 at 2 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater. Cost: $10 adults, $5 seniors and children under 15. Info: 525-5050 or www. scadboxoffice.com.
Annual Fathers’ Day Concert
Multi-instrumentalist Bernie Kenerson in a concert presented by the Coastal Jazz Association. When: June 15 at 5 p.m. Where: Four Points by Sheraton, 520 W. Bryan St. Cost: $10. Info: 675-5419 or www. coastal-jazz.org.
Reel Savannah: The Counterfeiters
This film won the 2008 Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. It’s based on the memoir of Adolf Burger and tells the story of a pre-World War II criminal whose cunning and spirit enable him to survive life in a concentration camp. When: June 15 at 7 p.m. Where: Victory Square 9. Cost: $8, cash only, at the door.
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Bloomsday 2008
The Armstrong Atlantic State University Irish Studies Club will mark the annual celebration with James Joyce fans by screening the film Bloom, which is adapted from Joyce’s novel, Ulysses. When: June 16 at 7 p.m. Where: Gamble Hall 103 on the AASU campus. Cost: Free and open to the public.
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Wednesday Free Concerts in the Squares
The David Duckworth Trio will perform. When: June 18 at 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. Where: Johnson Square. Cost: Free.
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Psychotronic Film Society: The Strange Vengeance of Rosalie
Made in 1972, this film stars Ken Howard, Anthony Zerbe and Bonnie Bedelia in the story of a good Samaritan who is held captive in a remote cabin by a lonely, demented woman. When: June 18 at 8 p.m. Seating will begin at 7:30 p.m. (Rescheduled from May 28.) Where: The Sentient Bean Coffeehouse, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5.
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Ordinarily it would have been merely bittersweet this weekend to bid what was possibly the final farewell to gas prices beginning with the number three.
I remember the days of not only cheap gas — which wasn’t that long ago — but the glory days of the muscle car, when we young dudes sped around in ridiculously overpowered cars with massive engines, some so big they could seemingly fit a modern engine into a single cylinder, contained in hoods so spacious they could just about fit a Mini Cooper. We’d be lucky to get 12 miles a gallon — not that any of us cared about gas
mileage. For us, and probably for most of you, gas was like oxygen — totally necessary, but always available and basically free. Yes, it would have been bittersweet. But what has made the skyrocketing price of gas just
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Restaurant/bar ordinance tabled by linda sickler | linda@connectsavannah.com
A controversial ordinance that would allow restaurants to transition into bars after hours was tabled for two weeks at the June 5 meeting of the Savannah City Council. Both Mayor Otis Johnson and Alderman Van Johnson were absent, and the mayor had requested that the matter be tabled until he can attend the meeting. Mike Vaquer represented the Georgia Restaurant Association and said he is putting together a group of members to work on the ordinance to make sure it addresses restaurant operator’s concerns. “I’m getting wild questions I have no answer for,” he said. Some of the issues that will be addressed include the definition of a full-service restaurant and whether or not persons 21 and under can be in a restaurant bar during normal hours of operation. “A number of national chain restaurants are built around a central bar,” Vaquer said. “I know for a fact there have been minors in there dining, but not buying alcohol. We are interested in working this forward to come up with a document all can embrace and be proud of and ensuring that restaurant operators can work within the law.” City Manager Michael Brown said ordinances are already in place to ban people under 21 from bars,
whether they’re in restaurants or not. “I would argue a bona fide bar with bottles and beer taps is not an appropriate place for underage persons to be seated,” he said. Alderman Tony Thomas said not every restaurant would be impacted by the ordinance. “We want to accommodate the businesses that want to do this,” he said. “For those businesses that do, there are going to be rules they have to follow.” Parking also is a concern, Thomas said. “When I talk with my colleagues, I believe most of them are pro-business,” he said. “We have to protect public safety and be fair.” In other action, the council agreed to purchase a 2.65 acre tract of land in Hudson Hill that would be used for the construction of 19 to 21 new in-fill houses as part of the West Savannah/Hudson Hill revitalization plan. A $202,000 loan to the Savannah-Chatham Land Bank Authority to purchase the land was approved. Hudson Hill Neighborhood Association President Bernetta Anderson urged the council to ensure that the design of the houses fits in with the surrounding neighborhood. She also asked that the neighborhood be rezoned to keep industrial development in the area in check.
plain disgusting is the fact that it comes on the heels of the latest Chatham County property tax assessment, which gave me and hundreds of other local homeowners a jawdropping tax increase — because last year’s sales prices dictated it, we’re told. Rising sales prices. In the worst housing market since the Great Depression. Yeah, right. The Stephens-Day exemption is all well and good, but not all taxing bodies or types of property are covered. I haven’t made up my mind whether or not to bother with an appeal, which by design is a huge and frequently futile drain of time and effort. Do you have a similar horror story? Drop me a line at jim@connectsavannah.com.
The land will be sold to a developer, who will then construct the houses. At that point, the $202,000 loan will be repaid to the city. A rezoning request from the Victory Drive Deliverance Temple, Inc. was tabled for 60 days to allow members time to work out a dispute among church members. Bishop Theodore Jackson had requested that the church property at 203 W. Victory Dr. be rezoned from Residential-Business to General-Business. The Metropolitan Planning Commission has recommended denial of the request because it could alter the land-use pattern in the surrounding neighborhood. Also, the MPC said the proposed rezoning is inconsistent with the city’s Future Land Use Plan and would allow for the encroachment of heavy commercial use. The bishop was not in attendance, but church members expressed concern about his actions. Martina Correia told the council Jackson has been relieved of his duties and the church is involved in litigation against him. “The hearings are pending now,” she said. “He has no authority to act on behalf of the church.” John Anderson told the council his late father had founded the church in 1973 and that his mother is co-owner of the property. “A few people got together unbeknownst to the congregation,” he said. “The new bishop found a loophole to try to take over the property. He has a history of going from city to city doing this type of thing. That’s why we’re protesting.” Mayor Pro Tem Edna Jackson said church members have 60 days
to resolve the issue before action is taken on the rezoning. “You’ve been very good neighbors for a long time,” she said. “We’ll get with the city manager. You will not incur expenses. I know the kind of situation you can get into when someone tries take something from under you. Correia said church members are not getting copies of the paperwork from the case. “Some paperwork is getting to Mother Anderson, but not all of it,” she said. Brown said in the future he will make sure the congregation is notified. A letter by church members was entered into the minutes. Jong “John” Lee, chair of the Savannah Asian Festival, told the council he was upset that the county health department had cracked down on the festival, resulting in several groups who served ethnic food in the past to withdraw. “We have no control over that,” Jackson said. “The health department does that to every festival that comes to this city. “ The health department is under the jurisdiction of the Chatham County Commission, Jackson said. She recommended that the committee that organizes the festival talk to the county commission during planning next year. “The Asian Festival is very important to the city, but there are requirements you have to have with any group,” Jackson said. “We will continue to support the Asian Festival by providing funding and also support it by coming out to the activities.”
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Left, NAACP march on Broughton Street; center, a class at West Savannah School; right, Curtis Cooper, radio voice of the NAACP
City-sponsored project chronicles the history of west Savannah by linda sickler | linda@connectsavannah.com
Savannah’s west side covers a lot of ground. It’s bordered on the east by Lathrop Avenue, on the north by McKenna and West Bay streets, on the west by U.S. 80 and Market Street, and the Louisville Road on the south. It’s also an area of change, as the City of Savannah works to revitalize the previously neglected communities there. The process of clearing, cleaning, restoring and building has given residents a sense of hope and pride. It is those residents who are at the heart of Low Land and the High Road, a book about life and community in the Hudson Hill, West Savannah and Woodville neighborhoods. “There is life in all three communities,” says Alderman Van Johnson. “We’re celebrating our rich future
and commemorating our rich past. We can see we came from a great and powerful people.” The book is a companion to a Web site, www.savannahneighborhoods.org. Both were prepared by the City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs and are being offered to residents at no cost. The Georgia Historical Society and several other agencies helped provide images and information for the book, which was released at a public book signing on May 28. Residents provided treasured photos
Left, the Broughton Street Boycott; right, James Jackson led the Youth Council
and memories. “A number of people are featured,” says Michelle Hunter, cultural affairs coordinator for the city and manager of the project. “They were so involved in the process. They opened their hearts and memories.” Many residents were interviewed by Charles J. Elmore, who transcribed remarks and created an invaluable oral history. The book was written by Martha L. Keber, a retired Georgia College & State University professor. “It’s been one of the most fulfilling projects I’ve ever been associated with,” Keber says. “They say it takes a village to raise a child. For this project, it took the support of three neighborhoods.” Twenty-four people are profiled in the book. “They gave us recollections of good times and bad times,” Keber says. “One of
the bonuses has been the opportunity to see people coming together and remembering. I could see the past through their eyes.” The book focuses on day-to-day life, and covers a block of time from the late 19th century to the present. The project was completed after years of extensive research, which included digging in archives, studying newspapers and finding old photographs. The topics include the west side’s schools, employment, housing, civil rights, churches, and leisure activities. It was industry that drew families to the area, whether at the Port of Savannah, sugar refineries or the railroad. Leisure activities also are covered, and some of the best memories are recounted there. “The West Savannah Whipperettes
The book’s release was celebrated with a signing at the Moses Jackson Center
we’ll be vertical no later than September,” Blackburne says. Construction on the second phase could begin as early as next year, Blackburne says. “I’ve lived on three continents and worked in 50 cities,” he says. “Never have I seen anywhere where private and public entities work together except Savannah. This is a model project.” The project also is a model because of its emphasis on sustainability. “Sustainable green means it’s going to have healthier buildings to live in,” Blackburne says.
3 unique buildings, 3 distinct collections, bridging 3 centuries of art & architecture
“They will be energy efficient. We’re committed to saving as many trees as possible.” Blackburne hopes residents read the book and share it with others. “You can read about Fellwood in the book and then watch us develop Sustainable Fellwood,” he says. “I think you’re going to like it.” Free copies of Low Land and the High Road are available at the Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 W. Henry St.; Diaspora Marketplace, 510 MLK Jr. Blvd.; and Live Oak Public Library branches. One per household please.
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where working people have a decent, affordable place to stay. But over the years, the city allowed West Savannah to deteriorate. In 2003, when I was campaigning, I walked through West Savannah, and it pained me significantly.” Johnson has fond memories of visiting his grandmother in West Savannah. “Also, in Fellwood Homes, I had an aunt and uncle,” he says. “On Christmas Day, Farrell Street would be blocked off and we spent the whole day skating. I’ve been in and out since then, but in 2003, it hit me. I took it on as a personal commitment to accelerate those redevelopment plans.” Now those plans are taking shape. “I’m very proud that Sustainable Fellwood is going to be one of the first in the nation to move toward LEED certification,” Johnson says. “It means a lot.” Denis Blackburne, the chief financial officer for Melaver, Inc., said the project will encompass West Savannah’s past, present and future. “Melaver, Inc. has given priority to redevelop the Sustainable Fellwood site,” he says. Once the site of a public housing project, Fellwood Homes, the land will be transformed into living and commercial space with an emphasis on sustainable, green construction. “The infrastructure will be started in a couple of weeks and
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were the best women’s soft ball team anywhere,” Keber says. “Three times, they were city champions. They were Georgia state champions. They had a winning streak anyone would envy -- 55 straight wins. There have been great things in West Savannah, Woodville and Hudson Hill. There are great things happening now, and there will be more to come.” At one time, Hudson Hill, West Savannah, and Woodville were separate communities about 2-3 miles outside of Savannah. Many small businesses were opened to meet residents’ needs, and churches and schools were built. Although they eventually were annexed into the city, all three neighborhoods retain individual identities even today. At one time, whites and blacks lived side-by-side, but after integration of the public schools in the 1960s and the resultant bussing of children across town, white families moved away, leaving the neighborhoods predominantly African-American. Economic downturns have plagued the neighborhoods, and unemployment, urban blight and crime left residents at risk. Projects such as Sustainable Fellwood offer hope for the future. “It’s so true that where there is no vision, people perish,” Mayor Otis Johnson says. “We have a vision of a neighborhood
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To the Captain I saw at Cracker Barrel Welcome home. Welcome back, sir, and welcome home. Welcome back to the world you once knew, which looks entirely different to you now, which resembles the world you lived in before but seems drawn like a cartoon and scored with music you’ve never heard. Welcome back to a civilization you couldn’t wait to get back to, but isn’t what you remember at all. There are people smiling and shaking your hand and slapping your back – actors in a bad play about the life of someone who looks a lot like you. There are signs and banners and parades and picnics and they whirl around you. You are an observer at the center of everyone’s attention. “Support the Troops!� They yell until they’re hoarse — waving flags and driving cars with yellow magnets, never trying to explain why they weren’t with you there, suffering 130 degree heat, shaking scorpions from their boots and feeling the weight of sand settle in their lungs. Welcome home, sir. I saw you at Cracker Barrel the other morning, sir. I sat and ate my Old Timer’s Breakfast and laughed with my wife and forgot about my brothers and sisters living every moment of thirteen months in their own hot hell. I would have missed you if I hadn’t looked up when I did from my hash browns and turkey sausage, would have missed that moment I’ll never forget.
I saw your boots first, sir and the brown and tan of your desert camouflage and then your face — a face I knew like my mother’s, like my own. You scanned everyone as you walked through the restaurant toward your table, scanned their faces, evaluated their threat potential and moved on to the next. Your eyes held mine for only an instant, one of the longest moments of my life, and moved on to the kids at the table behind mine, content that I posed you and your troops not present no danger that morning. You sat alone then, talking on a cell phone to a buddy, or a woman who wouldn’t know you any more, and I struggled to maintain the peace and happiness I had with my wife only minutes before. That feeling was gone, though – those minutes had passed and I felt like I would never eat again. Welcome home, sir. I felt that thing inside — that thing I can’t put words to — which spins and tugs and turns and kicks me when it feels the need to. My wife watched helplessly, trying as always to understand that thing she knows she never will. I stood and approached your waitress and paid for your meal and she and the others smiled and waved their flags and told me how sweet I was, but I wasn’t feeling sweet. I wasn’t feeling sweet at all. I stood and began to tremble and needed to approach you and I stepped into your line of sight and interrupted your phone call and held out my hand.
I asked you, but I knew you had just returned, and I told you I had been there 18 years before as a Marine corporal and I looked past the false smile you held and into those eyes that had sent me back. Those eyes that were seeing me now but still held the sight of whatever had happened, whatever you had done over there. Those eyes which would never see things in fluorescent lighting, but forever washed out by a bright foreign, guilty sun. You thanked me, and I want to believe that just for an instant, you knew I knew who you were. Welcome home. I felt like running out of there, but I walked to the counter and paid my bill, and held my wife’s hand as we left your presence. In the car she stroked my head silently as I burst into tears. God sir, I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I couldn’t do more to keep them from sending you over there. I’m sorry for what the rest of your life will be like – for the burn scar you will carry forever on your soul. I’m sorry for the anger and frustration you will feel when you think that no one understands, that no one could possibly know what you had to do there. I’m sorry you don’t know what has been done to you. And I’m sorry for the tears you too will shed one day when you do understand. Welcome home, sir. To comment, e-mail us at letters@connectsavannah.com
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Southeast gets serious about global warming Alaskan tundra melting, Western forests afire, the Gulf slammed by mega-hurricanes, and the Southeast scorched by drought: the U.S. is just starting to feel the disturbing impacts of climate change. With some of the highest carbon dioxide emissions of anyplace in the country, our region is belatedly gearing up to respond aggressively to global warming. Though the intensity of the Southeastern drought has eased, the legal battles over water rights have not. Reservoirs are still low, and forecasters fear that dry weather could return with a vengeance. A 2004 Pew Center on Global Climate Change report says the Southeast’s densely populated low-lying coast makes it the most vulnerable in the U.S. to sea-level rise. Increased super storms like Katrina will inflict further havoc. Intensifying heat and drought will take their toll on agriculture and forestry. As much as 90 percent of the national coastal wetland loss and two thirds of the national costs to protect shorelines from sea-level rise could occur in the Southeast, according to federal sources. Gulf Coast marine fisheries will suffer, too, with damage to critical wetlands habitat for commercially important species. Also impacted by high temperatures and drier soils will be Southern forests, with the biggest effect in non-coastal areas like those near Atlanta and Vicksburg. Some existing forests may even turn to grassland. The forest industry, according to a federal report, will “have to either relocate or modify its planting strategies.” With so much to lose, the heavily airconditioned Southeast continues to be a huge greenhouse gas emitter. The average resident used 15,000-kilowatt hours of electricity in 2001, compared to just 9,000 in the Northeast, federal figures show. The Southeast is also the fastest-growing region in the U.S. (based on housing starts), but per capita investment in green technology is the nation’s lowest, says the Southeast Energy Efficiency Alliance. The region is also behind in sales of federally certified Energy Star products (20 percent of sales in 2002, compared to 33 percent in New England). Now, after decades of mostly ignoring the issue, Southeastern corporations, states, and colleges are launching a
welcome assault on climate change. For example, Duke Energy, a major producer of CO2 emissions, is committing to a region-wide carbon-reduction plan. The company has offered to retire a megawatt of coal capacity for every megawatt of energy-efficient power it brings online, says company spokesman Tom Williams. More good news: North Carolina is the first Southeast state to actively consider a nonbinding resolution on reducing carbon emissions. “If you’d asked me two years ago if the state of North Carolina would be taking climate change seriously today, I would have said no,” says Dean Bill Schlesinger of the Nicholas School of the Environment and Earth Sciences. “But now we’re seriously debating the issues and studying the impacts on the state and what we can do about it.” Colleges are also acting: In North Carolina, Duke University’s Center on Global Change and the Nicholas School are emerging as major centers of climate research, convincing Southeastern corporations to accept the inevitability of future federal climate laws. “Since the 2006 election it has become more acceptable to talk openly about this issue,” says Robert Jackson, the Center’s director. “Companies are mortified by the state-by-state mosaic we have now, and want a uniform federal law.” Water conservation is a big part of adapting to global warming, and Duke recently reduced its campus consumption by 26 percent, amassing a $5 million conservation fund and handing out 5,000 low-flow showerheads to off-campus students and staff. At the University of Virginia, the entire transit system is now run on B20 biodiesel. And a switch to energy-efficient lighting reduced annual electric consumption by nine million kilowatt hours, a yearly cut of 7,500 tons in carbon emissions. A regional coalition of ten Virginia and Maryland colleges is putting pressure on administrators to sign the American College and University Presidents Climate Commitment, a pledge to go carbon-neutral within two years. Signatories already include the University of Tennessee, Sweet Briar College, Lynchburg College, the University of Florida, University of Central Florida, Berea College, and the University of North Carolina. None of these actions alone will reverse global warming, but in lieu of prompt federal action, they are a positive start in a region that until now was not in the forefront of change. Jim Motavalli is editor of E/The Environmental Magazine.
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Blotter All cases from recent Savannah/Chatham Police Dept. incident reports
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A city employee told police he received a service repair call about the air conditioning at the Liberty City Center on Mills B. Lane Boulevard. When he arrived at the center, someone had opened the fence and taken all three air conditioning units. A police officer viewed the surveillance cameras, which revealed an older man entering the fence where the units were kept. The suspect began removing the units and walked around the back side of the building to avoid the cameras. He took all three units with him. The suspect purposely avoided the cameras by pulling his ball cap down over his face. Extra patrol was advised.
• Police were called to a Yamacraw apartment on a report of a disorderly boyfriend who was refusing to leave. When an officer arrived on the scene, he could hear a man and woman arguing.
The officer announced his presence, then entered the apartment and announced his presence again. No one answered, so the officer went upstairs. The couple was still arguing, so the officer instructed them to go downstairs. The woman immediately went downstairs, but the man said he needed to put his shirt on. The man entered a bedroom, but came out without a shirt, raising the officer’s suspicion. When back-up arrived, the man was arrested and charged with criminal trespass. • An officer was sent to an apartment on King George Boulevard in regard to a vehicle theft. A woman told the officer that her boyfriend dropped her off at work, saying that he was going to a new job. The woman said her boyfriend never returned to pick her up. When she called her cell phone, which the man had borrowed, a stranger answered, saying that her boyfriend wasn’t around. Before living with her, the man stayed at a local mission for the homeless. The woman said he was friends with a staff member there, so she tried to call him. She said the mission staff said that the man had resigned recently, and she believes her boyfriend and the former mission employee may be en route to either
Florida or New York. She said her boyfriend has an assault case pending in Savannah. A lookout was placed on the vehicle. • A plainclothes officer was working in the area of Portland and Newcastle Streets when he saw six men standing around a car. Three of the men on the passenger’s side were standing in the street. The officer was joined by several other officers, and identified themselves as police officers as they approached with their badges visible. Some of the men appeared very nervous, moving around and fumbling with their clothing and pockets. The six said they were just hanging out visiting friends in the area. An officer requested consent for the men to be patted down for weapons, and all agreed. A loaded .38 special revolver was seen directly under one of the men, next to a tire. The man said he had no knowledge of the gun or where it came from. The gun was photographed at its original location and collected by forensics for fingerprinting. No arrests were made at the scene due to the fact that none of the
officers observed who actually had possession of the gun. All six field interviewed and photographed. A check of the gun showed it had been stolen in Chatham County. • A Gateway Boulevard service station employee told police a man became very upset with her and called her a bitch at least two times in front of customers. She said she told him to leave the store, but he returned several times, using obscene language directed at her. The man told police he never used obscene language towards the woman. He said he referred to her as “sweetheart” and tried to tell her she was ringing up someone else’s merchandise on his credit card. The woman said she thinks the man should be banned from the store. She was advised to speak to her supervisor about the altercation. Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020
There’s a reason you see plenty of examples of the former statistic and few of the latter. Coming up with a handgundeaths figure isn’t so tough—you just count all the people that get killed and subtract out the ones that don’t have pistol slugs in them. But tallying how many bodies haven’t piled up thanks to civilian gun ownership means, at the least, producing reliable estimates of how often the would-be perpetrators of violent crimes either (a) were foiled by someone packing a firearm or (b) considered the prospect of being so foiled and got cold feet. And neither of those numbers is easy to come by. You might think that incidents in category (a) would be fairly countable, at least compared to those in group (b). But the actual number of defensive gun uses, or DGUs, that occur in the U.S. each year is surprisingly elusive. Many researchers trying to track DGUs have come to believe that surveying the populace about experiences with crime yields more accurate information than using police stats, but methodology varies widely from study to study, and the results have been all over the place. Looking at figures from the mid90s, we see that the National Crime Victimization Surveys, conducted for the Justice Department, came back with an estimate of 108,000 DGUs annually, whereas data collected in a Florida State University phone survey suggested that the number was more like 4.7 million. Needless to say, the experts disagree loudly about the reliability of such figures, and the huge discrepancies between them seem to be a function of how the questions were asked. Some argue that DGUs inherently tend to be overreported—you’re encouraging people to recount their own heroics, after all—but others say underreporting is at least as likely, as respondents could
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I often see statistics on the number of deaths in the U.S. related to handgun accidents and murders by civilians. What I think would be a powerful statistic next to this is the number of people that have been saved by the use of a firearm. I have a funny feeling it’s a lot less than the number of innocents killed. —Scott Weber
be clamming up out of concern that their defensive gun use might not have been legal. A 1986 National Institute of Justice survey of convicted felons provides at best a mixed bag of insights: more than a third of the felons questioned said they worried with some regularity about being shot by victims, but roughly 40 percent said they never considered the possibility; while 39 percent said that at least once they’d decided not to go through with a crime because they believed the person they’d targeted was armed, nearly 25 percent insisted they were actually drawn to the challenge of confronting an armed victim. With data like this, you’ve got all the reliability problems that typically attend self-reporting plus what may be an extra helping of bravado—I’ll buy that a few criminals really do get off on going up against a gun wielder, but a quarter of them? The other main method for gauging the deterrence effect is to correlate crime statistics with the prevalence of legally owned guns—a task involving more variables than a month of algebra homework. In his controversial 1998 book More Guns, Less Crime (a punchy title, one must concede), economist John Lott analyzes changes in violentcrime figures in the ten states that adopted so-called shall-issue laws—restricting authorities’ discretion in denying concealed-carry permits—between 1977 and 1992 and projects that 1,400 murders, 4,200 rapes, 60,000 aggravated assaults, and 12,000 robberies would have been prevented had such laws been in effect nationwide. As you might expect given the counterintuitive nature of Lott’s argument, there followed a deluge of criticism contending that the reductions in crime he points to aren’t in fact statistically significant; what looks like a relative drop in crime in some states may be an effect of the crack-fueled mid-80s crime boom in others; etc. Stats do suggest that concealedcarry permit holders are a particularly law-abiding bunch. But that’s a problem from a deterrence perspective: it’s those with criminal records of their own who disproportionately tend to be the victims of gun crime. Maybe we need a buddy system—something to pair people who are allowed to carry a gun with people who could actually use the extra protection.
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earthweek www.connectsavannah.com/earthweek Amazon Deforestation The Brazilian government scrambled to divert criticism of its failure to protect the Amazon rain forest after the country’s space agency revealed that a massive increase in deforestation occurred during April. Brazil’s National Space Research Institute, which uses satellites to survey the country, announced that 437 square miles of rain forest had been cut down or burned, compared to only 56 square miles lost during the previous month of March. Greenpeace said that high world prices for soy and beef, two of the country’s largest exports, were the reason Amazon farmers accelerated the clearing of forest. The environmental group accused the government of caving in to agricultural concerns by not enforcing conservation measures. Less than two years ago, the government in Brasilia announced that the rate of deforestation was declining, and highlighted the arrests of corrupt environmental protection agency agents accused of falsifying logging certificates to aid illegal logging operations.
Corn Belt Dilemma Farmers across many parts of the U.S. Corn Belt grappled with whether to bother replanting crops after a cool and soggy spring that has damaged or even prevented their corn from sprouting. Last week, the U.S. Department of
Agriculture said that corn emergence was only 52 percent, far below the five-year average of 76 percent. This year’s crop losses come as grain is selling at record prices due to the increased demand for corn-based ethanol. Agronomists predict that the crop losses will result in consumers spending even more this year for groceries and any meat that relies on corn as a feed.
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Galapagos Eruption Lava flowed for four days from a volcano on one of the Galapagos Islands, but wildlife officials say it was moving
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in the opposite direction from a colony of rare giant tortoises that live in the unique nature reserve. The last time Cerro Azul spewed lava was in 1998, when several of the tortoises were airlifted out of danger but others were burned by the flows.
Earthquakes A strong earthquake that rocked Iceland on the afternoon of May 29 damaged roads and buildings in one town while sending frightened residents across the North Atlantic island running into the streets.
Tropical Cyclones Tropical Storm Alma caused moderate damage and killed three people as it tore across northwestern Nicaragua and neighboring
Honduras, uprooting power lines and ripping the roofs off of homes. Outer bands from the first such Pacific storm to strike Central America since 1949 also caused flash flooding well to the south in Costa Rica. • Tropical Storm Arthur formed from the remnants of Alma over the western Caribbean, then caused flash flooding that killed at least seven people in Belize.
Greenhouse ‘Scrubbers’ The scientist who coined the term “global warming” in the 1970s has proposed a radical scheme to combat rapid climate change — forests of artificial trees designed to pull carbon dioxide (CO2) from the air. Wallace Broecker is a professor at Columbia University
and a researcher at Columbia’s Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory. He told those attending a literary festival in Wales that some 60 million of the scrubbing devices would be needed to capture all of the CO2 currently emitted, which would then be compressed and stored underground or turned into a solid. Broecker’s proposed towers would be about 50 feet high and use a type of plastic that absorbs the greenhouse gas. “OK, you say that’s enormous, but we make 55 million cars a year, so if we really wanted to, we could. Over 30 or 40 years we could easily make that number,” Broecker said. He believes the most convenient locations to place the towers would be in remote desert areas. by steve newman, universal press syndicate
Leading Economic Indicator: Rising prices of synthetic fertilizers and organic foods have intensified the collection of bird droppings on 20 climatically ideal islands off the coast of Peru where 12inch-thick seabird guano coats the land. In the 19th century, China fought with Peru on the high seas for the right to mine the guano, which at that time was 150 feet high in places. Said an official of the Peruvian company that controls guano production (to a New York Times reporter in May), “Before there was oil, there was guano, so of course we fought wars over it.” The exceptionally dry climate means that 12,000 to 15,000 tons of guano are available yearly.
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ability to a civil servant who had injured his back while lifting a printer, and in May the ministry paid out the equivalent of about $500,000 to an army paratrooper to settle a claim of “humiliating and demeaning” treatment. The soldier had undergone sex-change surgery, converting from “Ian” into “Jan,” yet was ordered by the army to report for a physical exam dressed as Ian.
Great Art! -- Austrian director Johann Kresnik’s re-interpretation of the classic Verdi opera “A Masked Ball” opened for a limited engagement in Berlin in April, aimed at America’s “war and the excesses of American society today,” he said. In one scene, against a backdrop of the ruins of the World Trade Center, 35 naked senior citizens danced, wearing Mickey Mouse masks. -- “Art is no longer just a painting on the wall,” said the curator of the Museum of Bat Yam, near Tel Aviv, Israel, in April. “Art is life; life is art.” He gave that as an explanation for why he had accepted, as a live exhibit, seven young people from Berlin whose art is merely to live in the museum for three weeks with lice on their heads. The artists denied they intended a Holocaust expression based on Nazis’ references to Jews as “parasites.” -- Worth Every Penny: (1) At an April auction in Beijing, artist Liu Xiaodong’s large (8 feet by 30 feet) oil painting, part of his Three Gorges series, brought the equivalent of about $8 million. The work, “Breeding Ground No. 1,” depicts 11 men in their underwear playing cards. (2) In May in New York City, a buyer spent $15.2 million at a Sotheby’s auction to acquire sculptor Takashi Murakami’s “My Lonesome Cowboy,” which is of a naked man holding his penis and creating a long, curly lasso out of his ejaculate.
-- The Los Angeles Police Department announced in April that it had investigated 320 complaints against its officers last year for alleged “racial profiling” and found that not a single one was valid. The Los Angeles Times reported that that was at least the sixth consecutive year that LAPD reported a perfect record on racial profiling. -- WWL-TV reported in April that at least one east New Orleans floodwall, built immediately after Hurricane Katrina, had been temporarily stuffed with newspaper to create seals, but that in the two years since had not been upgraded. Among the stuffing that had not decayed or been eaten by bugs was an issue of Parade magazine of May 21, 2006. A contractor of the Army Corps of Engineers told a resident at the time that the newspaper seals were used only until money from Washington arrived to finish the job. Two weeks after WWL-TV’s report, the corps repaired the seals properly, but a spokesman insisted that the newspaper stuffing “ha(d) no effect from a structural or safety factor.” The Continuing Crisis -- The Government Accountability Office revealed in April that more than In May, eighth-grader Michael Avery of 60,000 of the federal government’s conThousand Oaks, Calif., told the hometractors owe a total of about $7.7 billion town newspaper The Acorn that he was in unpaid federal taxes, and that health undecided which area high school he care providers who take Medicare paywould attend next fall. This was a matter ments owe an additional $1 billion in of interest in that Avery, 15, is a basketlate taxes. One unnamed company ball prodigy and, though undeowes $10 million in back taxes, yet cided on high school, he knows the Pentagon did $1 million worth exactly where he will go to colYeah, of business with it. (One activist lege because he had just accepted We’re Perfect on tax issues pointed out that firms a full scholarship at the Uni-LAPD might find it easy to win low-bid versity of Kentucky beginning contracts if they don’t have the in 2012. The following week, tax expense that their competiKentucky offered another one, tors have.) to ninth-grader Jeremiah Davis -- The British government III, to enroll in 2011. compensates soldiers the equivalent of about $115,000 if they lose Fetishes on Parade a leg in battle. In March, though, the Defense Ministry paid out the (1) Martin Turner, 39, of Blackequivalent of about $400,000 in dispool, England, pleaded guilty to
four counts of harassment in May, specifically, pestering several workmen by telephone over a three-year period to please come by and stand on his face, his fingers and his genitals while wearing their heavy boots. His lawyer said it had something to do with “domination.” (2) Jeremy Pope, 26, was arrested in April in Madison, Wis., in an alleged second episode at a Target store (the first was in December at a ShopKo), in which he urinated on women’s underwear on the shelves. Police said Pope was quick to confess: “Yeah, I have a problem.”
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Dickey Betts & Great Southern
Best known as a founding member of The Allman Brothers Band, this Florida-born guitarist and singer/songwriter originally served as a foil to the late Duane Allman, but upon that iconic musician’s untimely death, assumed the lead role. After being forced from that lineup in 2000 (after 31 years) amid allegations of substance abuse, he formed this group retaining much of the ABB feel. They’ve since released four albums, including a live DVD recorded at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Museum in 2005. The group —now featuring Dickey’s son Duane on guitar— throws in plenty of Betts’ ABB material, and has a reputation for blistering live sets. Listen & Learn: dickeybetts. com. Spare Parts open. $24 adv. tix for 18+ at shorelineballroom. com. Thurs., 9:15 pm, Shoreline Ballroom (Hilton Head).
The Ebony Hillbillies
One of the last remaining black string band’s in America (along with The Carolina Chocolate Drops, who recently graced our Savannah Music Fest), this tremendously praised NYC group plays an infectious, feelgood blend of 1920s - 1930s style pop, C & W, jazz, bluegrass and swing on fiddle, banjo, washboard and standup bass. This free appearance is part of the Telfair Museum’s “Juneteenth Celebration” commemorating the end of slavery in the USA, and local interest for this show is through the roof. Not able to make this gig? They’ll play a youth-oriented set the next morning a short walk away at the historic Owens-Thomas House. It’s part of a full day of music, crafts and tours starting at 10 am. More info: telfair.org. Listen &
Delta Moon
Darlings of the progressive blues scene, this exhilarating act from Atlanta boasts pop song craft and an unusual lineup featuring both a slide and a lap steel guitar. Initially formed as a twin axe, blues-into-rock group in the classic tradition of The Stones and early Fleetwood Mac, they’ve come a long way over several years and five acclaimed indie CDs. Initially fronted by a female singer, vocal duties are now handled by founding guitarist/keyboardist Learn: eh.singersauce.com. Fri., 6 pm, Jepson Center for The Arts - ALL-AGES.
Dangermuffin
This up-and-coming Charleston Americana trio has only been around for a couple years, but their new six-song EP is being spun on WNCW-FM, a terrific N.C. public radio station known for pushing roots-rock and bluegrass acts on to bigger things. With a dark and sometimes bittersweet approach that instantly recalls Neil Young’s edgier mid-’70s work as well as The Avett Brothers and the reverent revisionism of Ryan Adams, this is a band to watch. Alt.country combo Resonance opens. Listen & Learn: myspace.com/dangermuffin. Sat., 9 pm, Live Wire Music Hall.
Tom Gray (former Brains leader and hit songwriter whose tunes have famously been covered by Cyndi Lauper among others). Listen & Learn: deltamoon.com. Fri., 9 pm, Live Wire Music Hall.
Lipbone Redding
This trio of “voicestrumentalist” Redding (meaning he can accurately mimic trombone, harmonica, sax and trumpet with just his mouth), drummer Rich Zukor and standup bassist Jeff Eyrich, is one of the coolest bar and lounge acts to emerge from the NYC scene in ages. Party on the Fire Escape, their brand-new CD, is a festive, summery, spicy mélange of upbeat boogie, smooth jazz, ‘70s R & B, calypso and funky, N’awlins-inspired swing with a dash of what they call “Ghetto Soul”. Think Dion, Teddy Pendergrass and Paul Simon, and call it The Big Apple meets The Big Easy. For a few days, it can be downloaded free online at: lipbone.com. Fri. - Sat., 9 pm, Jazz’d Tapas Bar.
Switchfoot
This platinum-selling modern rock band started in the contemporary Christian scene, but transcended that by avoiding onstage proselytizing. They’ve become a bankable crossover act specializing in soul-searching lyrics and outsized, three-guitar riffage. Their latest hit comes from the soundtrack to the smash Christian fantasy film The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Listen & Learn: switchfoot.com. Openers include South Africa’s rising moody modern rock trio Civil Twilight and Columbia, S.C. indie-rockers Baumer. $18 adv. tix for ALL-AGES at shorelineballroom.com. Sun., 8 pm, Shoreline Ballroom (Hilton Head) - ALLAGES.
B & D Burgers (Southside) Trivia w/ Artie & Brad (Other) Starts at 10 p.m. Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) The Bamboo Room “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live Music) Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m. The Boathouse Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer. 6 p.m. Cheers to You Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Club 51 Degrees DJ Blue Ice (DJ) Club One #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Solo singer/guitarist with sequenced backing playing pop/rock/soul/beach hits and originals. 9 p.m. Doubles Lounge DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Driftaway Cafe Chuck Courtenay & Bucky Bryant (Live Music) Acoustic guitar and vocals duo (covers/originals) 7 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Local combo playing a wild mix of hardswinging, house rockin’ garage-blooze and old, weird, Americana (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Guitar Bar Open Mic night hosted by Caesura (Live Music) Open Mic Night led by a young local melodic metalcore/indie-rock combo. 10 p.m. Hang Fire Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jeff Beasley (Live Music) 7:30 p.m. The Jinx The Hellblinki Sextet (Live Music) Tim Burton-esque “Pirate Cabaret” from N.C. mixing theatrical Brecht-ian goth melodrama and gypsy jazz influences with punk energy. Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donohue (Live Music) Irish singer based in the N.Y. area who plays piano, guitar, bouzouki, mandolin, bass, whistles and percussion, and spent three years continues p.17
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touring with The Chieftains (covers & originals). Jun 11, Jun 12, Jun 13, Jun 14 Jun 15 King’s Inn Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall The Savannah Comedy Revue (Other, DJ) Live local stand-up. 7 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic (Live Music) With Markus & Hudson. 10:30 p.m. Murphy’s Law Celtic Karaoke with Kerr (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Robin’s Nest Team Trivia (Other) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m. Scandals TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m. Slugger’s 5 Point Productions’ Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m. Tantra Lounge Open Mic Night (Live Music) 9:30 p.m. Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Tropicana Night Club Spitfire Poetry Slam (Other) Spoken Word showcase and competition 8 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ In Coma (DJ) 9 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. The Warehouse Pete Love (Live Music) Solo set (acoustic guitar & vocals) from a member of local rock, pop and soul party group Band In The Park (covers & originals). 8 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Karaoke (Karaoke) 8:30 p.m. Wright Square Claire Frazier (Live Music) Jazz vocalist sings standards and favorites as part of the City’s Free Summer Concert Series. Jun 11, 11:30 a.m., Jun 25, 11:30 a.m. Jul 30, 11:30 a.m.
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Augie’s Pub (Richmond Hill) Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/ singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Coun-
Night Lights “Rock Star Karaoke” (Live Music, Karaoke) Kraoke featuring a live band, rather than pre-recorded music. 11 p.m. Planter’s Tavern TBA (Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m. Robin’s Nest Karaoke (Live Music, Karaoke) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m. The Sentient Bean Frantic Rabbit Poetry Slam (Other) Local spoken word showcase and competition. 8 p.m. Shoreline Ballroom Dickey Betts & Great Southern with Spare Parts (Live Music) Legendary slide guitarist and former member of The Allman Brother Band, now leading his own group that’s said to be phenomenal live; 9:15 p.m. Slugger’s Trivia w/ Charles & Mikey (Other) 10 p.m. Stages Music & More Eddie Money (Live Music) Intimate, 500-seat club show by this Platinum-selling classicrocker whose ‘70s and ‘80s hits include “Shakin’”, “Take Me Home Tonight”, “Two Tickets To Paradise” and “I Wanna Go Back”. 8 p.m. Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music) 7 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Nahah Mean (DJ) The Warehouse Jeff Beasley (Live Music) Savannah guitarist who doubles on percussion playing swinging R & B, oldtime rock and roll and Cajuntinged Americana (covers & originals). Jun 12, 8 p.m. Jun 19, 8 p.m. Wasabi’s Live DJ Frankie Spins Hip-hop & Electric Fusion (DJ) 8 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Barry Johnson; The Hitmen (Live Music) Solo guitarist (early, ALL-AGES outdoor show); local electric blues trio feat. the rhythm section from funky jazz combo Silver Lining - indoor, 21+ late show (covers & originals). Jun 12, 6 & 10 p.m.
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A.J.’s Dockside “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live Music) American Legion Post 36 Karaoke (Karaoke) Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Britannia British Pub Rhythm Riot (Live Music) Kitschy local rock, pop, soul and country cover band known for sassy stage de-
meanor and an unpredictable setlist ranging from AC/DC to LL Cool J. 9 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One Local Cast, DJ Jason Hancock (Main Floor) (DJ) Coach’s Corner Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m. Crystal Beer Parlor The Beer Parlor Ramblers (Live Music) Old-fashioned Dixieland jazz combo plays in the corner of this local landmark restaurant. 7:30 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke Dewey’s Dockside Robert Willis (Live Music) Solo singer/guitarist playing rock, country and pop (covers & originals). Jun 13, 6 p.m., Jun 14, 6 p.m., Jun 27, 6 p.m. Jun 28, 6 p.m. Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Beach, Shag and Soul covers 8 p.m. Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) El Picasso Karaoke (8 p.m.) (Karaoke) Fiddler’s Crab House Chuck Courtenay, Sr. (Live Music) The patriarch of the Courtney Brothers, who played and sang rock, pop and country covers in our area for years, but rarely plays local shows these days. 6:30 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House JubalKane (Live Music) High-energy N.C. blues/boogie band with a British revival influence and ace harp player (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Friendly’s Tavern 2 #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke) Hang Fire Dope Sandwich Productions (Live Music, DJ) Live hip-hop and rap from a local collective with numerous DJs and MCs. 10 p.m. Hercules Bar and Grill Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Lipbone Redding (Live Music) Ultrahip singing NYC “voicestrumentalist” who mimics wind instruments with his voice, backed by a great neo-cocktail jazz rhythm section. Funky, sparse and cool (covers & originals). Jun 13, 9 p.m. Jun 14, 9 p.m. Jepson Center for the Arts “Juneteenth Celebration” feat. The Ebony Hillbillies (Live Music, Other) Special holiday show by “the premiere black string band in America”. Based in NYC, they play 1920s - 1930s-style music on fiddle, banjo, washboard and standup bass, and have a loyal intl. following among fans of pop, C & W, jazz, bluegrass and swing. 6 p.m. The Jinx Red White & Crue (Motley Crue Tribute) (Live Music) Hollywood-based internationally touring tribute continues p.18
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continues from p.17 to these hair metal icons. This group looks and sounds surprisingly like the “real” thing. 11 p.m. Johnson Square Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Local combo playing a wild mix of hard-swinging, house rockin’ garage-blooze and old, weird, Americana (covers & originals). Part of the City’s Free Summer Concert Series. Jun 13, 11:30 a.m., Jul 9, 11:30 a.m. Aug 1, 11:30 a.m. Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donohue (Live Music) Irish singer based in the N.Y. area who plays piano, guitar, bouzouki, mandolin, bass, whistles and percussion, and spent three years touring with The Chieftains (covers & originals). Jun 11, Jun 12, Jun 13, Jun 14 Jun 15 Live Wire Music Hall Delta Moon (Live Music) Rare local club show from a critically-acclaimed Atlanta blues/Americana/rock/pop combo feat. male/female vocals and dual slide guitarists (one of whom is hit new wave songwriter and former Brains frontman Tom Gray). 9 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Mercury Lounge The Josh Maul Blues Band (Live Music) Funky and tight Richmond Hill-based electric blues trio influenced by Albert Collins, SRV and Tab Benoit, led by a former member of Bluesonics (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub The Domino Effect (Live Music) Local funk/reggae/soul-based jam act feat. singing guitarist Josh Wade (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) David Harbuck (Live Music)
Locally-based singer/songwriter/guitarist playing rock, pop and modern folk (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. North Beach Grill The Tubby Love Trio (Live Music) Rising local singer/songwriter playing funky, reggae and hip-hop inspired pop and soul on acoustic guitar to looped backing (covers & originals). Start times at this ALL-AGES venue have been changing lately, so call first to confirm. 4 p.m. Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m. Stogie’s DJ Paynt & DJ Mself (DJ) Tantra Lounge A Nickel Bag of Funk (Live Music) Local, dance-oriented, femalefronted combo voted Best Local Funk/R & B Act in our latest Readers Poll (covers & originals). Jun 13, 10 p.m., Jun 28, 10 p.m., Aug 2, 10 p.m. Aug 16, 10 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Chad (DJ) Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. The Warehouse The Magic Rocks (Live Music) Eclectic local party band playing oddball rock, alternative, pop, country and soul covers (feat. members of GAM, Superhorse and Hot Pink Interior). 8 p.m. Wasabi’s DJ Frankie -C Spins Hip-hop an Electric Fusion (8 p.m.) (DJ) Ways Station Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Mary Davis & Co. ; NSP (Live Music) Acoustic duo from award-winning local modern rock party band Liquid Ginger - early, outdoor ALL-AGES show (covers & originals); indoor, 21+ late show. Jun 13, 6 & 10 p.m. Pete Love & Tim Burke (Live Music) Acoustic duo feat. guitarist/singer Love (from Band In The Park) and bassist/guitarist/singer Burke (named Best Overall Local Musician in our 2008 Readers Poll), playing pop, rock, country,
bluegrass and soul (covers & originals). outdoor ALL-AGES show. 6 p.m.
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Bay Street Blues Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Bayou Cafe Thomas Claxton (Live Music) Intense, solo acoustic guitarist/singer playing rock and pop (covers & originals). 9 p.m. Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One DJ Hancock (DJ) 10 p.m. Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Deb’s Pub & Grub Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Dewey’s Dockside Robert Willis (Live Music) Solo singer/guitarist playing rock, country and pop (covers & originals). Jun 13, 6 p.m., Jun 14, 6 p.m., Jun 27, 6 p.m. Jun 28, 6 p.m. Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Longrunning party band specializing in disco, 60s rock, Motown and vintage soul (covers). Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) Fannie’s on the Beach Randy “Hatman” Smith (Live Music) Beach, Boogie & Blues from a solo guitarist “with the full band sound” 8 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House Rick & Ginger (Live Music) Acoustic duo from award-winning local modern rock party band Liquid Ginger (covers & originals). Jun 14, 6:30 p.m., Jun 28, 6:30 p.m. Jul 26, 6:30 p.m. Fiddler’s Crab House The Eric Culberson Blues Band (Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio led by a charismatic singer/guitarist (covers & originals). 10 p.m. Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (Kara-
oke) 9 p.m. Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano & vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for more than a decade 6:30 p.m. Hang Fire DJ Jake The Snake (DJ) 10 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Lipbone Redding (Live Music) Ultrahip singing NYC “voicestrumentalist” who mimics wind instruments with his voice, backed by a great neo-cocktail jazz rhythm section. Funky, sparse and cool (covers & originals). Jun 13, 9 p.m. Jun 14, 9 p.m. The Jinx The Liabilities; The Pinx (Live Music) Upand-coming Macon-based roots-punk-twang combo influenced by The Replacements, Steve Earle and Social Distortion; Baddass, hard-hitting Atlanta power-pop/hard rock trio known for off-kilter grooves, swampy riffs and syncopated breaks, a la The Who and/or Led Zep. The actually sound like a cross between Brother Cane and the more frenzied moments of Big Star’s Radio City LP. 11 p.m. Juarez Mexican Restaurant (Waters Ave.) Karaoke Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donohue (Live Music) Irish singer based in the N.Y. area who plays piano, guitar, bouzouki, mandolin, bass, whistles and percussion, and spent three years touring with The Chieftains (covers & originals). Jun 11, Jun 12, Jun 13, Jun 14 Jun 15 Live Wire Music Hall Dangermuffin; Resonance (Live Music) Up-and-coming, acoustic-leaning Charlestonbased original Americana and roots-rock trio with evocative, poetic lyrical leanings and a strong Whiskeytown/Avett Brothers vibe; Alt.country combo. 9 p.m. Loco’s Deli & Pub (Downtown) The Rick Fowler Band (Live Music) Athens-based blues-rock guitarist/singer in the vein of Robin Trower who’s worked with Bertie Higgins,
Redneck GReece Delux and members of R.E.M., Drivin-NCryin and Widespread Panic. 21+ only w/ID. 11 p.m. Mansion on Forsyth Park Silver Lining (Live Music) Jazzy local trio (funk, blues, Latin, exotica) of guitar, bass and drums with female vocals (covers & originals). Jun 14, 8:30 p.m. Jun 28, 8:30 p.m. Marlin Monroe’s Surfside Grill Chester & The Elements (Live Music) Local rock/pop/ soul combo feat. guitarist Pete Love, bassist James Mills and drummer Paul Cooper (covers & originals). 8 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub TBA (Live Music) 10 p.m. Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Kurtis & Kody (Live Music) Tybeebased acoustic pop-rock brother duo (by way of Nashville) that crafts catchy, emotional songs with infectious grooves (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m. Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live Music) 8 p.m. North Beach Grill The Spec Hosti Bluegrass Band (Live Music) Also known as The Jimmy Wolling Band, this popular area trad and “hellgrass” combo features guitarist Dennis Goldbaugh, bassist Tim Burke, mandolinist Hosti and banjoist Wolling. Start times at this ALL-AGES venue have been changing lately, so call first to confirm. 7 p.m. Oatland Island Education Center Old-Time Country Dance w/The Glow In The Dark String Band (Live Music) Traditional contra dances for young and old alike in a family-friendly environment. Beginners welcome (brief introductory lesson precedes the dance). 8 p.m. Owens-Thomas House “Juneteenth Celebration Family Day” (Live Music, Other) Hoiday event feat. performances by The Ebony Hillbillies (doing a youth-oriented set) and African Tall Spirit Stilt Walkers, in additon to crafts demonstraions, historic exhibits and
tours of this famed museum home. 10 a.m. Paradiso at Il Pasticcio DJ Matthew Gilbert & DJ Kwaku (DJ) House Music 11:30 p.m. Quality Inn American Pride Karaoke (Karaoke) 8 p.m. Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30 p.m. Stogie’s DJ Aushee Knights (DJ) House Music & ‘80s hits 10 p.m. Tantra Lounge Jon Doe (Live Music) Female-fronted hard-rocking, dance-oriented funk party band known for screaming electric leads and extended jams (covers & originals). Jun 14, 10 p.m., Jul 5, 10 p.m. Aug 1, 10 p.m. Venus De Milo DJ Nick (DJ) 10 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. The Warehouse Rhythm Riot (Live Music) Kitschy local rock, pop, soul and country cover band known for sassy stage demeanor and an unpredictable setlist ranging from AC/DC to LL Cool J. 9 p.m. Wild Wing Cafe Chuck & Bucky; Joal Rush (Live Music) Local acoustic guitar duo playing and singing rock, country and pop hits (outdoor free early ALL-AGES show); Straight-up modern popleaning rock from Charleston with a polished, radio-friendly sound that’s earning a lot of spins on satellite radio - indoor 21+ show. Jun 14, 6 & 10 p.m.
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continues from p.18 oke (Karaoke) Bernie’s (Tybee) Karaoke w/DJ Levis (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Captain’s Lounge #@*! Karaoke (Karaoke) Daquiri Island Karaoke (Karaoke) Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music) A longtime area favorite, this singer/guitarist (with sequenced backing) plays pop/rock/soul/beach hits as well as his own originals. Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond (DJ) El Potro Mexican Restaurant Karaoke w/Michael (Karaoke) 9 p.m. The Flying Fish Barry Johnson (Live Music) Acoustic Rock, Country, Blues & Pop covers 6 p.m. Four Points by Sheraton Historic Savannah Coastal Jazz Association Father’s Day Concert: The Bernie Kenerson Group (Live Music) Acclaimed Myrtle Beach jazz horn man whose EWI (synthesized wind instrument) allows him to create unique sounds. He’s backed on his originals and standards by a tight rhythm section. 5 p.m. Jazz’d Tapas Bar Ray from Bottles & Cans (Live Music) Solo set blues/garage/ Americana set (covers & originals). 7 p.m. Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donohue (Live Music) Irish singer based in the N.Y. area who plays piano, guitar, bouzouki, mandolin, bass, whistles and percussion, and spent three years touring with The Chieftains (covers & originals). Jun 11, Jun 12, Jun 13, Jun 14 Jun 15 McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Murphy’s Law Irish Pub Acoustic Session, Celtic Karaoke (Live Music) Traditional Celtic acoustic jam session for pros and amateurs alike, followed by Karaoke 7 & 9 p.m. North Beach Grill The Train Wrecks (Live Music) Hard-rocking local rootsa-billy and Americana act led by Texas-born songwriter Jason Bible (covers & originals). Start times at this ALL-AGES venue have been changing lately, so call first to confirm. 4 p.m. Red Leg Saloon Karaoke w/Frank Nelson (Karaoke)
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Bayou Cafe Chief (Live Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m. Doubles Lounge Live DJ (DJ) Beach Music Fiddler’s Crab House Keith & Ross (Live Music) Local roots rock, southern rock and classic rock duo using acoustic guitar and banjo (covers/originals). 10 p.m. Hang Fire DJ Kane (DJ) Kevin Barry’s Frank Emerson (Live Music) Longtime acoustic guitarist and singer playing Celtic ballads, pop, and folk (covers & originals). Jun 16, Jun 17, Jun 18, Jun 19, Jun 20, Jun 21 Jun 22 King’s Inn Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m. Live Wire Music Hall Tubby Love (Live Music) Rising
local singer/songwriter playing funky, reggae and hip-hop inspired pop and soul on acoustic guitar to looped backing (covers & originals). 10 p.m. McDonough’s Karaoke (Karaoke) -9 p.m. Murphy’s Law Open Mic Night (Live Music) Hosted by Markus from The Train Wrecks. 10:30 p.m. Scandals DJ Marty Corley (Karaoke) 9:30 p.m. The Sentient Bean OldTime Music Jam Session (Live Music) Free open class/jam session hosted by string-band member Joe Nelson (guitar, bass, mandolin, fiddle, banjo, ukulele, etc...). Beginners welcome. 7 p.m. Tantra Lounge DJ In Coma (DJ) 10:30 p.m. Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -7 p.m. Wet Willie’s Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.
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On Thursday, June 19, Savannah’s City Council will likely vote on (and likely pass) an amendment to its Alcohol Beverage Ordinance — otherwise known as Section 61223(e) of the Code of Ordinances. If that occurs, it may just be the end of a tumultuous saga which began in 2006 when the City Manager’s office —under direction from Council— crafted a mildly controversial law designed to prevent underage persons from entering bars or nightclubs where alcohol was served. As is the case in many cities across the U.S., Savannah had for some time given bar and club owners the option of allowing minors into their establishments provided there was some sort of live entertainment on display, and under the stipulation that they take full responsibility for making sure underage patrons were not served. But while proponents applauded the City for taking strides to cut down on what was described as a serious problem with underage drinking in bars and clubs (despite a paucity of statistical evidence to back up that claim), the wording of that law ultimately proved not only confusing for local law enforcement, but mildly embarrassing for city leaders. In an effort to make sure that those under 21 would not have their access (and thus, their families’ access) to legitimate restaurants which happened to also serve alcoholic beverages impeded, the City and Revenue Department were
forced to come up with strict criteria for what legally constitutes a bar or club as opposed to a restaurant. Sounds simple, doesn’t it? It’s not — especially in a vibrant, tourist-oriented town such as ours, where a variety of live entertainment and libations are part and parcel of all manner of dining experiences. In drawing a line between “restaurants” and “bars”, the City left a few loopholes, and more than a few restaurants took advantage of them by remaining open after their kitchens either closed or shifted to limited, late-night menus. They were still serving drinks, though, and sometimes featuring live music. The fact that so many restaurants had been operating in this fashion for (in some cases) decades, coupled with the ordinance’s confusing verbiage, left many with the sincere belief they were operating within the letter of the law. The only problem was, as more attention was focused on the ordinance, its intent and what many came to decry as its “selective enforcement”, local leaders united to speak with one voice. And so, after months of hand-wringing, legal wrangling, closed-door meetings, bruised egos, public discourse, name calling, conspiracy theories, heated blogging and —at times— head-
their kitchen closes (or after they shift to a limited, late-night menu) may apply to do so as a Hybrid establishment — provided they ensure no one under 21 remains after that transition is made. Furthermore, they must pay additional regulatory fees to the City to help pay for increased scrutiny and inspections of their practices, and their employees must undergo standardized training and certification in all aspects of carding patrons and serving alcohol legally and responsibly. In exchange for these concessions, Hybrids will have the option of receiving two different Fire Code Occupancy Ratings based on crowd size. While this will please many who depend on late-night bar sales, there are some who feel the new Hybrid designation puts them at a disadvantage. These include white tablecloth establishments designed for mature crowds who often expect to be able to hang out after dinner, but in theory do not contribute to the sort of civic problems cited by the City as the impetus for these ordinances, i.e., loitering, litter, noise violations and unruly behavior. “I think overall, most folks in the restaurant business saw that we listened to them and went a long way to address their concerns,” says Morrill. “There were two or three owners who had very specific questions that pertained to their operations and they were not happy with the final result.” Vaquer agrees that the language in this amendment needs some tweaking (which he and others are racing to address before next Thursday’s vote). “While we don’t necessarily agree every restaurant that converts to a bar should be forced to fit the full litany of requirements, we can live with it,” he says, adding, “I’m about to walk into a meeting right now about changing the tone and language of that original 2006 ordinance to get rid of some of its quirks.” In the end, Morrill notes the City’s goal in all of this was to keep minors out of places with a “bar atmosphere”. “We’ve been trying to do this without disrupting anyone’s business, says Morrill. “But the truth is that creating this hybrid will take more staff and resources to enforce.” Still, despite the circuitous and at times confrontational tone this debate has taken, Vaquer is hopeful. “I think you can let folks know the future of live entertainment in Savannah is going to be very bright. This will not in any way decrease facilities’ capability to serve as live music venues. It just makes the rules a lot clearer.” Read more at: connectsavannah.com
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shaking disbelief by many in the local bar, restaurant, nightclub and music communities, it seems a compromise of sorts has finally been reached. Initially, live music fans and professional musicians alike were incensed upon learning that the first draft of this proposed amendment linked the act of presenting live entertainment with the availability of alcohol as some sort of red flag which would result in the banning of anyone under the age of 21 from attending any live concert events at restaurants (as opposed to clubs) which also sold alcohol. Imagine, for example, a situation where a couple with a 20-year-old child is told they can enter a restaurant to have dinner and listen to a band or solo artist, but their daughter cannot. Or imagine the same scenario, but just replace the parents with a group of aboveage friends. This is a tourist town and a college town, and that just won’t fly. After no small amount of lobbying on the part of the Georgia Restaurant Association, and impassioned pleas from a handful of local musicians and music fans, the draft which is set to be brought before Council next Thursday now bears no reference to live entertainment. Nor does it outlaw advance ticket sales or the promotion and/or advertising of entertainment at bars, restaurants or their newest cousin: the Hybrid Bar/Restaurant. “A major change that came out of these meetings is that the subject of entertainment was totally taken out of the current draft,” explains Assistant City Manager for Management And Financial Services Chris Morrill. “Most folks came to the conclusion that it was not the problem.” Mike Vaquer, a lobbyist for the Georgia Restaurant Association and a key participant in the negotiations, says that in many ways, removing the notion of entertainment from the equation helped move the discussions forward. “Initially, entertainment was viewed as one type of catalyst,” he says. “But when we all started looking closer at the ordinance, it seemed obvious the problem was not entertainment. The problem was facilities that were essentially converting to bars at a certain point in the evening.” Under the proposed amendment, bona fide full-service restaurants which make at least 51percent of gross annual revenue from food sales can still allow those under 21 into their establishment when alcohol is being served — as long as their kitchen is serving a full menu. As has been the case in the past, bars and nightclubs may only allow those 21 and up into their establishments. However, bona fide restaurants who wish to continue serving alcohol after
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Once in the 1980s, I climbed over a fence to sneak into a sold-out stop on his “unplugged” tour. True. Some might term my affection for his bombastic and saccharine classic rock as a guilty pleasure, except that when it comes to Mr. Money, I have no shame. When he’s good, he’s great — and when he’s bad (which he often is), he’s still enjoyable in a cornball way. He last appeared in our area as a headlining attraction at the 2006 Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival, but this Thursday night he’s playing a rare small club show on Hilton Head at Stages, a roughly 500-capacity showcase venue formerly known as Monkey Business. Those who make the gig will likely be treated to an intimate set from a veteran rock star who may have slowed down a bit (he currently does about 60 gigs a year), but is still earning raves for his energy and charisma — not to mention his voice, which is said to still be in strong, fine form. In honor of this event, we offer you Connect’s first-ever interactive Eddie Money Quiz. Test your knowledge! Answers below. Please, no wagering.
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4. How old is Eddie Money? 5. What famous girl-group vocalist guested on Money’s 1986 smash “Take Me Home Tonight”? 6. True or False: Money was once arrested in Dayton, Oh. for shoplifting ice cream sandwiches from a convenience store. 7. Name the 1979 cult film starring Elvis Costello, Harvey Korman and John Ritter which featured two Money tunes on its soundtrack — one of which cannot be found anywhere else.
8. Money has played himself on two different popular U.S. TV sitcoms. Name them. 9. Complete this lyric from a single on Money’s second LP, Life For The Taking: “Gimme some water...” 10. Name the 2008 MTV reality series starring Money’s singing daughter Jesse. 11. According to Money’s 1982 hit “Shakin’”, who owned the car Rosanna loved to drive? 12. True or False: Rosanna shook that car so much she “blew out the suspension”. 13. Name Money’s favorite charitable organization, which he actively supports and raises funds for. 14. Which of the following instruments does Money not play: guitar, harmonica, saxophone or keyboards? 15. His forthcoming CD The Other Side of Money features country-fied remakes of his biggest hits. What A-List Nashville star duets with him on the album? Eddie Money Where: Stages Music & More (Hilton Head) When: 8 pm, Thursday Cost: $25 adv. at Sunset Novelties Info: eddiemoney.com, stageshhi.com
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The story of the boy who refuses to grow up comes to Savannah Children’s Theatre by linda sickler | linda@connectsavannah.com
The Savannah Children’s Theatre production of Peter Pan will take off June 12 -- literally. “We are flying,” says director Kelie Miley. “Shannon Kuanfung is Peter Pan and is everything Peter Pan should be. This is the Mary Martin version, which has been reprised,. It’s one of my favorite shows of all time.” The thought of flying doesn’t worry Kuanfung at all. “I’m really excited,” she says. “I think it will be fun as long as I don’t get tangled in my own cord.” The cast includes more than 70 adults and children. “We have adults playing Captain Hook, Peter Pan, some of the pirates and Mrs. Darling,” Miley says. “The Lost Boys are little kids and the Indians are teenaged and up.” It’s a busy time of year to be staging a major production. “We auditioned in early April,” Miley says. “They have stuck with it through the end of school and graduations. Some are graduating on opening night and will come right after the graduation ceremony.” Adults as well as children will be enchanted by the tale of a boy who just flat refuses to grow up. “You just can’t go wrong with pirates, Indians and boys playing,” Miley says. “The whole flying thing is a lot of fun. There’s nothing dark and sinister -- even Captain Hook is fun.”
Veteran performer Les Taylor plays Captain Hook. “It’s nothing but fun because I get to be so bad,” he says. “It’s a child’s concept of being a bad guy that makes it so much fun. The way Kelie directs it is all through the eyes of children.” To prepare for the role, Taylor visited Project Gutenberg, a website with books and other written works that are in the public domain, and downloaded playwright J.M. Barrie’s original script. “It’s a hoot,” Taylor says. “It’s really funny. Just about all dialogue in the show is taken directly from Barrie’s writings. For this day and age, it’s still as fresh as it can be.” Some might argue that Captain Hook has the coolest costume. “They built the costumes from scratch,” Taylor says. “I tried on the vest and jacket last night. They’re just beautiful.” And, yes, Captain Hook will be armed with a sword and, of course, a hook. “I’m going to have to fight Peter Pan,” Taylor says. “We’ve rigged a pretty nice hook out of, believe it or not, a paint roller. It’s really funny.” This is the first time Taylor has gotten to play Hook. “I’ve played other bad guys, but they were serious bad guys. Hook’s always talking about killing people, but he’s really not going to do it.”
Kuanfung auditioned for the part of Peter Pan because she liked the role. “I’d heard a lot of buzz about it,” she says. “I’ve seen shows at the Savannah Children’s Theatre, and they just keep getting better and better. This is my first show with them. I performed for three and a half years with Savannah Theatre.” Kuanfung is having fun. “There are so many children in the production and I’ve never really worked with children in this capacity before,” she says. “They’re all so energetic. Especially being Peter Pan, it’s great to have that to draw from. He’s supposed to be the embodiment of childhood.” To prepare for the role, Kuanfung videotaped herself to try get rid of girlish mannerisms. “I don’t ever go to rehearsal in girly makeup or my hair done up because I don’t feel I can get into the role,” she says. “I’ve tried to develop boyish mannerisms.” Like Taylor, Kuanfung has read the original script. “It’s hysterical,” she says. “It says what Tinkerbelle is saying, even though we don’t get to hear her.” Although Kuanfung had heard the music before, she still hasn’t seen the film with Mary Martin as Peter Pan. She says audiences will have a lot of fun watching the production. “It makes you feel really good,” Kuanfung says. “It brings back lots of memories. You’re going to remember why you loved being a kid and why you loved growing up. You’ll leave the theater with a sense that you got to fly.” Miley is especially excited about seeing Peter Pan, Michael, John, Wendy and Liza the maid fly. “This is a different company than we’ve used in the past,” she says. “I’m curious and excited to see how different they are. “Flying is one of the last things that happens because of the expense,” Miley says. “It’s not supposed to be at all dangerous, but it takes experts to teach them how to do it.”
Savannah Children’s Theatre: Peter Pan - the Musical What: The classic tale of a boy who refused to grow up. When: June 12, 13, 14, 19, 20 and 21 at 8 p.m. and June 14, 15, 21 and 22 at 3 p.m. Where: Savannah Children’s Theatre, 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: $15-20. Info: 238-9015 or www.savannahchildrenstheatre.org.
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One of Savannah’s youngest art galleries is wasting no time in giving back to the community that welcomed them. As part of its first birthday celebration, Dimensions Gallery on MLK Boulevard is kicking off a six-month capitol campaign to raise money to award at least three scholarships to local students at each of the area’s major schools: Savannah College of Art and Design, Armstrong Atlantic State University, and Savannah State University. “We specialize in helping emerging artists come up. We show them how to put on shows,” says Amy Adams, gallery marketing director. “Our gallery works with younger people and students, and we want to help them anyway we can. What better way to give back to students than give them scholarships?” The campaign begins with a one-year anniversary cocktail party this Saturday, June 14, from 7-11 p.m. The event will be
held at the gallery, located at 412 MLK Jr., Blvd. Tickets are open to the public and are $20 in advance and $35 at the door. Eighty percent of the proceeds from the party will go to the planned scholarships. Additional art events will be held over the next several months to raise additional funds. In its relatively short time downtown, Dimensions has put on some of the most diverse and well-received shows in some time, including the “Hip Hop Heads” photography show last July to last fall’s “Loop, Link, and Tangle” fibers show, which was voted Best Gallery Show of 2007 in our recent Best of Savannah Readers Poll. Dimensions Gallery Birthday Party When: June 14, 7-11 p.m. Where: 412 MLK Jr. Blvd. Cost: $20 in advance and $35 at the door. Info: 236-4993
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Savannah is about to be overrun by puppets. The Southeast Region Puppeteers of America is holding a regional conference called the 2008 Puppet Gumbo Festival, and the Savannah Coastal Puppetry Guild is hosting it. Angela Beasley, who created the Puppet People in Savannah in 1973, is heading a group of volunteers to make it all happen. “In even years, the Puppeteers of America have regional festivals all over the country,” she says. “In odd years, there is a national festival. This is an even year. “For eight years, the Southeast Region Puppeteers wanted to have one in Savannah,” Beasley says. “It’s finally here, thanks to SCAD, one of our sponsors . I’m so happy.” Puppeteers from around the world will be in attendance. “We’ll have regional as well as national entertainers from as far as California, Chicago, Cincinnati, Orlando, Tampa and Nashville,” Beasley says. “We’ve got a group that’s coming all the way from Taiwan,” she says. “The Taiwanese government paid their way to come to the festival.” Most puppeteer conferences are private. “Usually, they go into a community, camp out at a college campus, have all kinds of wonderful stuff and leave,” Beasley says. The event won’t be so private in Savannah. “We’re making it a community event,” Beasley says. “There will be a free street fair in Johnson Square with a free puppet-making booth manned
by three different puppet guilds. They’re bringing in the supplies and are volunteering to teach children how to do make-and-take puppets.” At the street fair, one puppeteer will teach children how to make giant parade puppets. “She has all the parts and pieces,” Beasley says. “Twice that day, we’ll be having mini-parades in the square with children and puppets.” Other events at the street fair will include craft booths, stage performances, jugglers, educational booths and a puppet flea market. All work is strictly volunteer. “People from all over are putting it together,” Beasley says. “They want to advance the art of puppetry.” Puppeteers who attend the conference will participate in classes and seminars. “People can learn how to be a puppeteer,” Beasley says. In addition to the street fair, the public can attend several puppet shows that will be presented throughout the festival. Some of the puppeteers are well known. “Hobey Ford is a Savannah favorite,” Beasley says. “People know his name and that of his Golden Rod Puppets. He’s received numerous citations and grants, as well as international puppetry citations.” Another puppeteer who will perform is Heather Henson, daughter of the late Jim Henson, the genius behind the Muppets. “She doesn’t realize she’s the princess of a dynasty, but that’s endearing,” Beasley says. Henson’s IBEX Puppetry will present
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Panther & Crane on June 13 at Trustees Theater. “Heather’s always been a dancer, so you know she’s going to have lots of dancers in her show,” Beasley says. “She’s also a filmmaker, which makes her doubly interesting to the crowd in Savannah because of the film productions out of SCAD. She has a network of puppet filmmakers, called Handmade Puppet Dreams, with a national stable of puppet filmmakers she promotes and encourages. We’re going to show some of the films at Red Gallery.” Being a puppeteer is like no other job. “It’s not like something you ever retire from,” Beasley says. “We make it look easy if we’re doing a good job, but it’s not easy. It’s the most fun hard job you’d ever do. You don’t really feel the pain until after.” In addition to classes, egistered participants also can audition for Disney, which will have representatives at the festival. The entertainment giant is always looking for puppeteers of all types, Beasley says. The puppeteers traditionally hold an improvisational event called Potpourri as part of their conferences, and while one will be held in Savannah, there also will be an edgier event, Puppet Slam. “It’s for mature audiences,” Beasley says. “We’re only charging $5 to get in. There’s always beer and food at a puppet slam, so we have to card people before they can come in.” Some people may be surprised that there are adults-only puppet shows, although Beasley thinks Comedy Central’s Crank Yankers puppet show might have paved the way for enlightenment. “This is a great way to open up people’s expectations of this art form,” she says. “Any kind of theater can be expressed through the puppetry art form.” Beasley wants to emphasize that Kev-
in Clash who performs as Elmo is not going to be at the festival, as originally scheduled. “He must be in New York to receive his Emmy,” she says. However, Clash and Elmo will be appearing in Savannah at a later date. Beasley says final arrangements haven’t been made yet, but an announcement will be coming soon. Anyone can attend the public performances, and people interested in attending the classes can register June 12 from 2-5 p.m. For information about the festival, visit www.southeastpuppetfestival.org. “People who like engineering as well as art might find a new art form,” Beasley says. “There’s a lot of engineering that goes into these creations.” 2008 Puppet Gumbo Festival Schedule of Events Thursday, June 12 2-5 p.m. Late registration at SCAD’s Boundary Village. 9 p.m. Savannah River Cruise and Show, featuring the Puppet People in Beyond the Moss Curtain. $20 per person. 10 p.m. Puppet Slam at Cardinal Rep Theater for adults only. $5 per person. Friday, June 13 8:30 a.m. Classes and seminars begin for registered participants. 7 p.m. Heather Henson’s IBEX Inc. presents Panther & Crane for ages 8 and up. $15 general admission and $10 for seniors 60 and up and students. Saturday, June 14 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Puppet Gumbo Street Fair in Johnson Square. Free. 3 p.m. Family Double Feature with The Rainbow Bridge and Other Tales by Hobey Ford and Adventures in Slumberland with Madcap Puppets. $12 general admission and $6 seniors over 60 and students.
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It was Mae West who famously quipped (in 1933’s I’m No Angel), “When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” You Don’t Mess With the Zohan inspires a bastardization of that quote: When it’s funny, it’s very, very funny, but when it’s bad, it’s downright awful. That’s a shame, because choice moments suggest that this could have been Adam Sandler’s best comedy -- not a Herculean feat, by any means, but after a career littered by the likes of Big Daddy, Little Nicky and the dismal remake of The Longest Yard, we’ll take what we can get. Penning the script with Robert Smigel and omniscient “It” guy Judd Apatow, Sandler, whose newly buff frame and stylish facial hair prove to be a good look for him, plays Zohan, an Israeli antiterrorist agent who tires of his violent lot in life. While battling his archnemesis, the Palestinian warrior The Phantom (John Turturro), Zohan fakes his own death and moves to New York City to pursue his dream of becoming a hair stylist (his Bible is an 80s-era Paul Mitchell catalogue). Zohan’s ability to make his place of employment’s elderly customers feel attractive turns him into a salon star, but trouble rears its head after
he’s spotted by a Palestinian cab driver (Rob Schneider) seeking personal revenge for a past slight. This one contains a greater success ratio than most Sandler flicks: The opening act’s skewering of macho action film conventions is inspired, as is a telling scene in which a political discussion among Middle Eastern immigrants disintegrates into a chat about which female political figures are babes (it’s decided that John McCain’s wife is not only hot but also probably “isn’t getting any”). But the humorous moments are too few and too far between, like Easter eggs hidden throughout a grassy field. Most of the time, we’re forced to contend with elements that drag down the vast majority of Sandler comedies: puerile humor aimed at 10-year-old boys, “gay-panic”-inspired discussions of penis sizes, and Sandler regular Schneider again demonstrating that he possesses the comic instincts of Dick Cheney.
It isn’t obnoxious. It isn’t without heart or soul. It isn’t packed to the rafters with potty humor. And it isn’t made solely for the ADD-afflicted. In short, it isn’t like the majority of today’s nonPixar animated features. It’s important not to oversell the picture, because at the end of the day, it’s still a formulaic family film featuring the usual type of underachiever who invariably headlines toon romps of this nature. But in other ways, it’s a delight, wrapping its familiar messages of acceptance and self-confidence in the middle of a provocative visual scheme that’s always pleasant to study and absorb. Jack Black employs his patented shtick as an overweight panda who longs to become a martial arts expert, but it suits this story just fine. As the vicious snow leopard who seeks to claim the high-and-mighty title of Dragon Warrior, Deadwood’s Ian McShane effectively provides guttural menace. And while the actors who provide the voices for the legendary martial arts outfit The Furious Five aren’t given enough to do (Angelina Jolie, Seth Rogen, David Cross, Lucy Liu and especially poor Jackie Chan are the victims), all is forgiven whenever the character of Master Shifu appears on screen. It’s a sizable part, meaning that we’re constantly treated to Dustin Hoffman’s quirky take on the role of a diminutive red panda who serves as mentor to the other animals. Hoffman has played a remarkable array of characters over his 41-year film career -- Benjamin Braddock, Ratzo Rizzo, Dorothy Michaels, etc. -- but I never thought he’d be tackling Mr. Miyagi. I was wrong.
Sex and the City Despite endless online whining from the fanboys — those mega-geeks who make any self-respecting male contemplate a sex-change operation lest he be mistaken for one of these pathetic creatures — anyone who’s ever bothered to watch the acclaimed HBO series can realize that this motion picture sequelof-sorts need not be the exclusive property of women and homosexuals. At its heart, the show was about the necessity of enduring friendships and how they can serve as an anchor in a roiling sea of emotional upheavals. Based on the book by Candace Bushnell, the series cannily focused on four New Yorkers who ideally represented different types of women: inquisitive Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), perpetually horny Samantha (Kim Cattrall), brainy, brittle Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) and reserved, constantly upbeat Charlotte (Kristin Davis). The show ended with the characters either married or in
settled relationships, and the movie picks up several years after that point. That has changed the dynamic of the product, since the fun of watching these four single gals whoop it up in the Big Apple has by necessity been curtailed to focus on their triumphs and travails as attached women. Thus, Carrie is preoccupied with her upcoming marriage to longtime beau Mr. Big (Chris Roth); Samantha valiantly resists the call of the penis as she struggles to remain faithful to her hunky if unavailable boyfriend Jerry (Jason Lewis); Miranda contends with issues of infidelity as they relate to her husband Steve (David Eigenberg); and Charlotte is content with life with hubbie Harry (Evan Handler) and their adopted daughter. Sex and the City works because its ability to mix real-world issues with reel-world fantasies provides it with both gravity and buoyancy. The rawness of the Miranda-Steve situation serves as an effective counterpoint to Samantha’s comic ogling of a hunky neighbor (Gilles Marini), and the contrast elevates both plot threads. In fact, writer-director Michael Patrick King humanizes all these characters far more than detractors insist: Carrie seeks lasting love more than anything superficial, so how is her perennial desire for designer shoes any more offensive than any given guy’s ceaseless longing for a kick-ass home entertainment center? To be sure, the movie makes a few missteps. I really didn’t need the running gag of a dog that humps everything in sight. And the new character of Louise, Carrie’s personal assistant, is not only unnecessary but, worse, reveals that without any showstopping tunes to hide behind, Dreamgirls Oscar winner Jennifer Hudson might not possess an ounce of acting talent.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) is one of cinema’s all-time greats, while Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) are two sequels that can hold their heads high. Nineteen years after the last installment, Steven Spielberg and pals again demonstrate they weren’t about to rest on their laurels. It’s now 1957, and World War II has since been replaced by the Cold War, meaning our intrepid archeologist-professor-swashbuckler now has his hands full battling Commies instead of Nazis. The Russians, led by a slinky ball of black-haired menace named Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett), need Indy’s cooperation in helping them obtain an object -- a crystal skull, continues on page 30
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of course -- that will aid them in their quest for world domination. Indie’s journey to thwart them reunites him with Marion Ravenwood (three cheers for the return of Raiders’ Karen Allen) and also allows him to share adventures with a brash young greaser (Shia LaBeouf) and a loony old professor (John Hurt). Longtime fans will find the references to past films delightful and they’ll similarly be pleased to find Spielberg once again at his most limber. The first two-thirds of the film are such a blast that it makes the final section feel even more like a downer than it would under other circumstances. The plot in each of the first three pictures was convoluted, but all the disparate elements eventually coalesced. By the time we get to the climax here, we demand something truly marvelous, but all we get is a fairly lackluster finale that shamelessly borrows pieces from the Raiders and Last Crusade endings. Equally disappointing is the realization that the film showcases paper villains not worthy of Indy’s time: Even Blanchett’s Irina Spalko is fairly dry, lacking the suave menace of Paul Freeman’s Belloq (from Raiders) or the slimy sadism of Ronald Lacey’s Major Toht (ditto). But Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is really about one character, the man who, to borrow the auto slogan, is Built Ford Tough. It’s been 11 years since the superstar has appeared in a movie that entertained (Air Force One), and it’s been depressing watching this talented performer fritter away a once-illustrious career in garbage like Hollywood Homicide and Firewall. Here, though, the 65-year-old actor again dons the role that fits him like a glove, and his enthusiasm and athleticism (as always, he performed many of his own stunts) serve to further fuel our own glee for the project.
Son of Rambow With all four Rambo flicks hitting DVD in a lavish new box set, now’s as good a time as any to check out Son of Rambow, a British coming-of-age yarn whose central premise is that a Sylvester Stallone actioner can influence budding filmmakers as much as any classic ever crafted by Welles, Hitchcock or Lean. Set in a small English community in the 1980s, this sweet fable focuses on Lee Carter (Will Poulter), a mischievous lad who’s always getting into trouble, and Will Proudfoot (Bill Milner), a quiet boy who belongs to a strict religious sect that forbids most contact with the outside world and its trappings (such as film and television). Lee bullies the naive Will into serving as the stuntman on the action flick he’s creating for
the sake of a TV competition (Screen Test, an actual U.K. series back in the ‘70s and ‘80s); once Will watches First Blood, Lee’s inspiration for his own film, his imagination is fired by this taboo medium and he throws himself wholeheartedly into the project. It all sounds a bit precious, but Poulter and especially Milner are such charismatic young performers that they inject Son of Rambow with some genuine poignancy (both boys lack father figures, to say nothing of friends) to go along with the expected comic shenanigans. And the word is that even Sly Stallone gave this film a blessing, marking one of the few times that the guy involved with the likes of Judge Dredd and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot has displayed a modicum of good taste.
The Strangers Is there a point to this anemic thriller in which a young couple (Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman) are terrorized in a secluded vacation home by three masked invaders? Maybe the point is to show how none of us are really safe from the evils of the outside world, even when we’re in our own homes. But The Strangers isn’t scary, only boring, and the final image shows that director Bryan Bertino didn’t even have the balls to follow the story to its logical ending. His cop-out may not make the movie even more pointless, but it certainly makes it more insulting.
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian That rare sequel which improves upon the original. Prince Caspian is decidedly a darker picture than its predecessor, which seems to be the path taken by many second installments in film franchises (The Empire Strikes Back, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Back to the Future Part II, The Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation). In this one, the four Pevensie kids -- Peter (William Moseley), Susan (Anna Popplewell), Edmund (Skandar Keynes) and Lucy (Georgie Henley) -- find themselves at a London subway station one minute and back in the magical land of Narnia the next. But this isn’t the lovely, bright Narnia they left behind; now 1,300 years later (in Narnian time, of course), they’ve returned to find a gloomy environment in which humans (the Telmarine race) have taken over and all mystical creatures are believed to be extinct. One of the Telmarines, the dashing Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes), is the rightful heir to the throne, but after an assassination attempt by his uncle (Sergio Castellitto), he elects to hightail it to the woods, where he discovers that talking
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When invited to join me at the press screening for What Happens In Vegas, a good friend of mine declined, e-mailing, “I can only stand one romantic comedy a year, and No Country for Old Men was it for me in ‘08.” That quip’s funnier than anything found in the actual movie, and 20th Century Fox would have done well to hire him to pen the film’s screenplay. As it stands, this is the year’s umpteenth assemblyline rom-com, although it’s admittedly easier to take than most of its predecessors: It’s less obnoxious than Fool’s Gold, less forced than Made of Honor and less formulaic (well, by a sliver, anyway) than 27 Dresses. Cameron Diaz plays Joy, an ambitious Wall Street trader who’s just been dumped by her fiancé (Jason Sudeikis); Ashton Kutcher is Jack, a slacker who’s just been fired from the company business by his own dad (Treat Williams). They both decide to head to Vegas, where they meet, get drunk and wind up married. After sobering up, they realize they don’t even like each other, so once they’re back in New York, they try desperately to get a divorce. Instead, the judge (Dennis Miller) sentences them to six months of marriage, requiring them to visit a counselor (Queen Latifah) weekly to monitor their progress.Diaz is typically winning, while Kutcher doesn’t blend in with the furniture as much as he usually does. But those attending the film hoping to scope out the title city will be disappointed, since most of the action takes place in New York City.
With Iron Man, Paramount Pictures settled on an actor who turned out to be both unexpected and just right. Robert Downey Jr. is hardly an unknown, yet any baggage he brings to the role only serves to enhance the character, not diminish him. Centering on the Marvel Comics character created back in 1963, Iron Man smoothly updates the action from the Vietnam War era to the Iraq War era without missing a beat. Swaggering, self-centered inventor and industrialist Tony Stark (Downey) has attained both fame and fortune by providing the U.S. military with its most reliable weapons of mass destruction. While in Afghanistan to show off his latest invention, Stark is captured and injured by a group of insurgents who drag him off to their mountainside lair. There, a fellow prisoner (Shaun Toub) creates an electromagnetic device that prevents shrapnel from reaching Stark’s heart. Realizing that this is only a temporary fix, the two set about working from Stark’s designs on how to build a special suit of armor. Back home, Stark re-evaluates his life and realizes that instead of continuing to build instruments of death, he wants to dedicate himself to fighting for peace. This decision perplexes his faithful right-hand woman Pepper Potts (a game Gwyneth Paltrow), his best friend Rhodey (Terrence Howard, asked to coast until the next film) and his business partner Obadiah Stane (an imaginatively cast Jeff Bridges). Nevertheless, Stark won’t be swayed, and to accomplish his goal, he sets about building a sleeker, more efficient and infinitely cooler outfit. Stark’s difficulties provide the film with many of its most amusing moments, as do the flirtatious interludes between Stark and Pepper (Downey and Paltrow work well together).
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animals and other enchanted Narnia denizens still exist after all. Eventually, the prince, the woodland inhabitants and the Pevensie siblings band forces to restore Narnia to its previous glory. A couple of familiar faces from the previous picture return in small roles, yet it’s cast newcomer Peter Dinklage (The Station Agent) who walks away with this film; he’s excellent as Trumpkin, a surly dwarf who slowly warms up to the four children who invade his territory. As for the kids, this is clearly a case where girls rule, boys drool. Susan cuts a fierce figure as a warrior queen, while Lucy is allowed to establish the strongest bonds with the Narnians. On the other hand, the interesting Edmund is given too little to do, while Peter is only slightly less generic than fellow pretty-boy Caspian.
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meets the second Thursday of the month at 7 p.m. at 1501 Abercorn St. 233-3345 or savannah.barackobama@gmail.com. Second Thurs. of every month.
Benefits 3rd Annual YPS Luau
Proceeds will go to the YPS Jump Start Program, which helps young professionals make the transition from college to the real world. Saturday, June 14 7-10 pm at Bonna Bella Yacht Club. $45. www.ypsav. net. Through June 14.
5th Annual 5K Father’s Day Race
5K and 1 mile walks and runs will be held to benefit Fathers Helping Mothers Sunday, June 15 at Daffin Park. For entrance fees and info, call 232-0334, 236-1389 or 695-5628. Through June 15.
Dance to the Music IX
Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah will present a fundraiser for Open Arms July 17-20 in Pooler. Events will include an auction, kick-off party, The Carolina Beach Boyz in concert, four deejays and dancing, plus five dance workshops, vendors, pool parties and more. Advance tickets are $55 if purchased by June 15 and $60 after that. www.shagbeachbop.com, 927-4784 or 398-8784. Through July 20.
Donated Jewelry Extravaganza Sale
will be held Saturday, June 14 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Fellowship Hall of Christ’s Community Church, 1805 E. Gwinnett St. to benefit the Savannah Care Center. Modern and retro costume jewelry, vintage, collectible, sterling and some fine jewelry. Through June 14.
Hope House of Savannah
is a nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.
Masters Fine Art Auction
with hand-signed and limited edition graphics from 1940-1965 by Chagall, Picasso, Dali, Miro, Matisse, Peter Max and many others will be held Sunday, June 22 at Agudath Achim Synagogue, 9 Lee Blvd. The preview begins at 4 p.m. and the auction is 7 p.m. Wine and hors d’ouevres will be served. Admission is free. 352-4737 or www.agudath-achim.com. Through June 22.
Ride to Remember Poker Run
This event to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association will be held Saturday, June 14, 2008 at Low Country Customs in Garden City. Registration:, 9 am. First Bike Out, 9:30 am. Last Bike In, 2 pm at Yong’s Country Club. The entry fee is $20. Additional hands are $5. Stops include Renegade Cycles, Harley Davidson, and Augie’s Pub in Richmond Hill. After the ride, there will be entertainment, food, a 50/50 drawing, door prizes and more. Open to bikes, cars and trucks. 920-2231 or www.alz.org/georgia. Rain date is June 28. Through June 28. for all types of vehicles to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association will be held Saturday, June 14 at Low Country Customs, Garden City. Registration 9am, First Bike Out 9:30am, Last Bike In 2 pm at Yong’s Country Club. $20, additional hand $5. 920-2231. Through June 14.
Second Annual Police Foundation Golf Tournament
will be held June 18 at The Club of Savannah Harbor. 201-2018. Through June 18.
Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund
Donations can be made to the United Way of the Coastal Empire. All proceeds will go to affected victims and their families. Credit-card donations may be made calling 651-7701, and checks and money orders made payable to the United Way of the Coastal Empire, with “Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund” written in the memo line, can be mailed to: United Way of the
Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St., Savannah, 31401.
Call for Entries Actors/Models Sought
The Savannah Area Convention & Visitors Bureau is looking for actors/models for various photo andx video shoots. Talent of all ages, especially mid-20s through early 50s, is sought. Scheduled models will be completation. Send headshots and pertinent information to Erica Backus, Director of Public Relations at ebackus@ SavannahVisit.com.
Busy Woman of the Year Award
In 250 words of less, say why your nominee should be given this award. Nominationa can be submitted online at www.verveffect. com/busywoman or by mail at 648 Henry St., Savannah, 31401. For info, visit Savannah.EveryBusyWoman.com.
Call for Proposals
Proposals for 2009 Contracts for Cultural Services program should be submitted to the City of Savannah’s Cultural Affairs Commission. Deadline July 5 at 5 p.m. Michelle Hunter, 525-3100, Ext. 2847 or mhunter@savannahga.gov. Through July 5.
Father’s Day Outstanding Volunteer Contest Describe why your dad should be named for this award in 250 words or less, include a picture of him and include the completed nomination form. Include the names of the agencies or programs he volunteers for and the number of years he’s been volunteering. Deadline is June 2. Forms at www.handsonsavannah.org. Submit items to: Amanda Wilder. awilder@uwce.org, or mail to: Hands On Savannah, Father’s Day Nomination, 428 Bull Street, Savannah, 31401. Through June 20.
Leadership Savannah Class
Applications for the 2008-2009 one-year program are being accepted. Clas is limited to 42 people. Sessions will begin in September and end in June. The cost is $2,500 with some $1,000 scholarships available. www.LeadershipSavannah.org to apply. Margaret Mary Russell, 644-6432 or mrussell@savannahchamber.
Submissions for 2008 Savannah Film Festival
Professional and student film submissions are being accepted for the 2008 Savannah Film Festival, which will be held Oct. 25 to Nov. 1. No works in progress will be accepted. Categories include animation, documentary feature, documentary short, narrative feature, narrative short and student. The entry fee is $40 for professional films and $20 for student films. Visit www. withoutabox.com or www.scad.edu/filmfest. All entries must be postmarked by June 16 and selected entrants will be notified by Sept. 15. Through June 16.
Classes & Workshops 700 Kitchen Cooking School
will offer hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. The cost of each
class is $90 per person. Call 238-5158 or visit http://www.700kitchen.com.
Abstinence Education
Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 236-5310. Savannah State University, 3219 College St. 912-356-2181. www.savstate. edu/
Adult Painting, Drawing and Clay Classes
Ongoing beginner, intermediate and open studio classes are offered Tuesdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon and 6-8 p.m. or Thursdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon. All levels welcome, with encouragement to expand your skills. Clay classes are $100 per 10-hour session plus $30 for clay and kiln usage. Painting and drawing classes are $85 per 10-hour session and a basic art supply fee, if needed. The instructor is Carolyne Graham, a sculptor, artist and certified art teacher. Call 925-7393 or 925-5465.
Adults and Kids Sewing Classes
Fabrika. 140 Abercorn is taking deposits for summer kids and adults sewing classes. Kids 10 and up can take “Intro to Sewing” workshops. Choices include making a tote bag, fabric crafts and quilting. Kids 12 and up can take an intermediate workshop on basic fashion design. Adult workshops include into classes in making an A-line skirt, a sun hat or a halter dress. Visit FabrikaSavannah.com or call 2361122. Private lessons are available.
Alpha and Omega Pre-K
Slots are available for this year’s free PreK program and enrollment is open for the 2008-2009 school year. Children 4 and 5 are being accepted. Call 232-7505 or apply Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. at 4906 Pineland Drive next to Gould Elementary in Garden City.
Art Smarts Camp
The Savannah College of Art and Design and the Savannah Arts Academy will hold this day camp for children 7-14 in three one-week sessions July 21-Aug. 8 at the Savannah Arts Academy, 508 Washington Ave. For info and registration, visit www. scad.edu/admission/summer_programs or call 325-5100. Through Aug. 1.
Art, Music and Tutoring for the Inner Child
Beginning piano and voice lessons are taught by Linda Luke, who also tutors students in reading. Creative dance and a snack are included in the lessons, and special education students are welcome. Sculpture, painting and drawing are taught by Jerry Luke. Private and small group lessons are available and open to adults, teens and younger children. The lessons last an hour and the cost is $80 a month. The address is 5225 Skidaway Rd. Call 349-0521 or 843-496-0651 for info.
Art, Music, Piano and Voice Tutoring
for all age groups. Lessons are available now and through the summer months. Music teacher with a master’s degree,
Beading Classes
Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, 407 A East Montgomery Crossroads. 912-9206659. www.beaddreamer.com
Camp Imagination 2008
will be held June 23-27 at Overcoming by Faith Ministiries for kids in 5K-8 grade. 927-8601 or overcomingbyfaith.org. Through June 27.
Children’s Art Classes
for grades 1-5 offer basic art, clay and mixed media on Wednesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. Cost is $65 per 5 weeks, basics supplied. Teen Class meets Thursday 4-6 p.m. Cost is $75 per 5 weeks, most supplies furnished. Savannah Art and Clay Creations, contact carolynegraham@aol. com or 925-7393.
Construction Apprentice Program
is a free 16-week training program for men and women interested in gaining construction skills for career level jobs in construction. Earn a technical certificate of credit with no cost for trainingk, books or tools. Provided t hrough a collaboration of Chatham County, the Homebuilders Association of Savannah, Savannah Technical Eollege and Step Up Savannah’s Poverty Reduction Initiative. To apply, call Tara H. Sinclair at 604-9574.
Conversational Spanish
Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. For information, send e-mail to cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www. sentientbean.com
Credit and Money Management 12 Hour Seminar
This ongoing course is held every month at the Effingham YMCA in Rincon. This seminar is the first standardized credit education program in the nation. Topics covered are the steps to improve your credit rating and raise your credit scores, budgeting, managing your debt, what lenders require when you borrow money, how to spot looming money problems and how to deal with them before it’s too late. The fee is $99 per person or $169 per couple. Space is limited and registration is required in advance. Contact Carmen at 826-6263 or
484-1266.
Cultural Affairs Summer Art Camp
Registration for the City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs Summer Art Camp will begin April 14. Nine camp sessions will be offered June 9 through Aug. 29 for children in painting, ceramics, metalwork, mixed media and performing arts. One-week full-day sessions cost $125 per child and two-week intensive sessions are $250. An introductory half-day camp for ages 4-6 costs $75. Visit www.savannahga.gov/arts or call 651-6783. Through Aug. 29.
Diabetes Summer Camp
for children ages 5-13 sponsored by the Diabetes Management Center and YMCA of Coastal Georgia will be held Aug. 3-7. Call 819-6146. Through Aug. 2.
Fany’s Spanish/English Institute
Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute, 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd.
Figure Sculpture in Clay Retreat
with sculptor Melisa Cadell in North Carolina Aug. 25-29. Cost $525. Judy Mooney, 443-9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net. Through Aug. 20.
Free Tax School
Earn extra income after taking this course. Flexible schedules, convenient locations. The class is free but there is a small fee for books. Call 352-2862 or visit www.libertytax.com.
Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU
The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. For bookings, call 355-3366.
Housing Authority of Savannah Classes
Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going. Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. GED/adult literacy education is being offered Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to noon or 1-4 p.m.
Human Resource Management for
Executives
will be presented April 29, July 24 and Oct. 24 from 6:30-8 pm at Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett St. 6523582 or 236-0631. Through Oct. 24.
Introduction to Mindfulness Meditation
A meditation period will be followed by instruction in the application of the foundations of Mindfulness practice to daily life. Beginner’s and experienced practitioners welcome. Ongoing weekly sessions held Monday from 6-7:30 p.m. at 313 E. Harris St. Call Cindy Beach, Buddhist nun, at 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org
Leaving a Legacy Writing Workshop Millionaire Women’s Club hosts a workshop on writing an ethical will June 21 at 7:45 am. $65. Judd, 236-3660 or judd@ internationalcoach.org. Through June 21. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912-238-4548. www.firstcityclub.com/
Rising Star
The Savannah College of Art and Design will host Rising Star, a 5-week program that awards college credit to rising high school seniors June 21-July 26 at SCADSavannah, 342 Bull St. For info, visit www. scad.edu/admissionsummer_programs or call 525-5100. Through June 20.
Savannah Art & Clay Creations
Classes in Raku, brush work, relief work, surface decoration, figurative and more in clay with individual attention are offered by professional artist/clay sculptor Carolyne Graham. Costs $100 for 6 classes, or $30 per class. Clay supplies are extra. Call 925-7393 to register.
Savannah Entrepreneurial Center
offers a variety of business classes. It is located at 801 E. Gwinnett St. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street. 912-652-3582.
Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes
will be presented by Ruth Fishel Friday, June 20 from 9:30 am to 3:30 pm at The Wetlands Education Center, Gregory Park, Richmond Hill. The cost is $50. 756-7505. Through June 20.
Be bilingual. The center is located at 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo. com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr.
Oatland Island Wildlife Center
Shapedown Summer Camp
Personal Money Management
Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program
Mindfulness Meditation Retreat
has a new name, but still offcers environmental education programs and weekend events. It is open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., closed only on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Education Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912898-3980. www.oatlandisland.org/ BOAN Consults, LLC sponsors monthly workshops. Call 398-8148 or email info@ boanconsults.com. BOAN Consults, LLC sponsors monthly workshops. Call 3988148 or email info@boanconsults.com.
Pet Grooming Seminar
will be presented June 28 by Beaufort Dog of South Carolina at Calvary Baptist High School. Space is limited. Call Kelley at 843812-5394 or visit www.BeaufortDog.com. Through June 28.
Puppet Shows
are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605.
for children ages 6-12 who have weight or eating concerts. The two-week camp will be held June 16-27 from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with activities such as yoga, swimming, nature hikes and aerobics. $319. Space is limited. Call St. Joseph’s/ Candler’s Wellness Center at 819-8800. Through June 15. This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street. 912-234-0525. www.thestarfishcafe.org/
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Summer Day Camp Program
Burton 4-H Center on Tybee Island will hold summer day camps during the weeks of July 7, 21 and 28 for children ages 8-13. Camp is Monday through Friday from 8:3011:30am for 8-10 year olds and 1-4:30pm for 11-13. Amy Capello or David Weber, 786-5534 or www.burton4h.org. Through July 28.
Teen Art & Clay Classes
Explore a variety of materials in this class specifically designed for teenage art students, taught by former middle school art teacher Carolyne Graham Thursdays from 3:30-5:30 p.m. The cost is $75 for 5 weeks of instruction. Call 925-7393 or 925-5465.
Ten Star All Star Basketball Camp
Applications are being evaluated for the Ten Star All Star Summer Basketball Camp, which is by invitation only. Boys and girls ages 10-19 are eligible to apply. College basketball scholarships are possible for players selected to the All-American Team. There also is a summer camp for boys and girls 6-18 of all skill levels. Call 704-373-0873 or visit www.tenstarcamp. com. Through July 15.
Tybee Island Marine Science Center
offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3016. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/
Volunteer 101
A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www. HandsOnSavannah.org.
Wednesday Figure Drawing Group
Work from a live model. Open to artists with some experience - no instruction offered. $60 a month. Judy Mooney. 443-9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net. Savannah Actor’s Theatre, 703D Louisville Rd. 912-232-6080. www.savannahactorstheatre.org
West Broad Street YMCA Summer Day Camp 2008
will be held June 16-Aug. 22 from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Friday for children ages 2-15. $40 registration fee, plus $55$85 per week per child. Deborah Enoch, 233-1951. Through Aug. 15.
Youth Art & Clay Classes
Held Tuesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. The cost is $65 per 5 weeks of instruction. Call Carolyne Graham at 925-7393 or 925-5465.
Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club
This is an official student club of Armstrong Atlantic State University that accepts non-students as associate members. It is devoted to the exploration and enjoyment of the genres of science fiction and fantasy. Activities include book discussions, movie screenings, role playing game sessions, board and card games, guest speakers, episode marathons and armor demonstrations. Provides guest speakers to educators upon request. Call Michael
at 220-8129, send e-mail to lightmagus@ yahoo.com or mccauln1981@hotmail. com. or visit http://aasuscifi.proboards105. com/index.cgi.
Bike Night with Mikie
is held every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill. Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go to the military for phone cards and other items.
Buccaneer Region SCCA
is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org/solo. html.
Chihuahua Club of Savannah
Thunderbolt. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. Call 234-1903 or visit www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.
Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Restaurant. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.
Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association
meets the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street. Call 236-8546. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277.
A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets one Saturday each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChiSavannah/.
Low Country Turners
Civil Air Patrol
meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. at American Legion Post 184 in Thunderbolt. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. 912-354-5515.
is the civilian, volunteer auxiliary of the U.S. Air Force and is involved in search and rescue, aerospace education and cadet programs. Meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for cadets (12-18 years old) and 7 p.m. for adult members at the former Savannah Airport terminal building off Dean Forest Road. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410.
Clean Coast
meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Education Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/
Coastal MINIs
is a group of local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. at the Starbucks in the 12 Oaks Shopping Center on Abercorn St. to meet other MINI owners and go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com.
Code Pink
is a women-initiated grassroots peace and social justice movement working to end the war in Iraq, stop new wars and redirect our resources into healthcare, education and other life-affirming activities. Meets the second Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Queenies To Go-Go, 1611 Habersham St. Contact mimi.thegoddessfactory@gmail.com or visit http://fearnoarts. com. Queeny’s To Go Go, 1611 Habersham St. 912-447-5555.
Creative Coast Alliance Ambassadors
meet Tuesday mornings at Cafe Ambrosia, corner of Abercorn and Broughton. Jamie Wolf, jwolf@thecreativecoast.org.
English Style Table Soccer
Savannah Subbuteo Club. Call 667-7204 or visit http://savannahsubbuteo.tripod.com.
eWomenNetwork
Accelerated network dinner June 17 5:307:30pm, Hilton Garden Inn, 5711 Abercorn St. $45. 927-2838, lisacree@eWomenNetwork.com, www.eWomenNetwork.com. Through June 17.
Geechee Sailing Club
meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr. in
This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.
Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary
Moon River Chorus
is a ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. in the social hall of Whitefield United Methodist Church, corner of 55th Street and Waters Avenue. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 9272651 or sylviapf@aol.com.
Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)
Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call 898-8316 or 898-5086 or visit www.mops. org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. 921-897-2142. www.fbcislands.com/
No Kidding!
is the area’s first social club for single and married adults who do not have children. Meet other non-parents at events and activities. For information on No Kidding! visit www.nokidding.net or send e-mail to luluette@prodigy.net.
Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group is aninternational fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing oldtime radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.
Philosophy Reading Group
This group will focus on various philosophical themes and texts, culminating in facilitated discussions with an open exchange of ideas within a community of inquiry. Meeting locations will change to reflect the current issue. Contact Kristina at 407-443-1571 or ktina697@hotmail.com.
PURE: Photographers Using Real Elements
Join with other photographers and artists to celebrate the authentic photography processes of black and white film and paper development using chemicals in a darkroom. Help in the creation and promotion of Savannah’s first cooperative darkroom space to enhance the lives of working photographers and introduce the community to the magic of all classic photo chemical processes. Contact for next meeting time. Contact Kathleen Thomas at
PUREdarkroom@gmail.com.
Revived Salon for Women Seeking Change
In Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gift of the Sea, she wrote, “How untidy my shell has become. Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?” If these words resonate with you and you are a woman over 50, this group offers bonding, laughter, discussion and fun. Seating is limited. Call 236-8581 for info.
Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-A-Million and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www. roguephoenix.org. Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St. 921-925-8112. www.booksamillion.com/
Savannah Adventure Club
is dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities in the past year have included sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join, and Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub.com
Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association
Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at the Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. The doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St.
Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers
The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.
Savannah Art Association
meets the second Thursday of the month from 6-8 p.m. Call 232-7731.
Savannah Brewers’ League
Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St.
Savannah Browns Backers
This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team. Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt. The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future. Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@hotmail.com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@comcast.net or 925-4709. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.
Savannah Chapter, U.S. Green
Council
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will meet June 24 5:45-7 pm at Wild Wings Cafe. Thatcher Young will present “Want to Find Out How to Make Green by Going Green?” RSVP to wards@thempc.org or www.coastalgreen.org. Through June 24.
Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States
has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St. 912-3551060. www.stewart.army.mil/
Savannah Fencing Club
offers beginning classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.
Savannah Jaycees
for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www. savannahjaycees.com.
Savannah Kennel Club
meets every fourth Monday of the month from September through May at 7:30 p.m. at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. It is an education organization dedicated to informing the public about current events in the world of dogs and those who love them.Those wishing to eat before the meeting are encouraged to arrive earlier. For details, visit www.savannahkennelclub.org.
Savannah Mustang Club
meets the third Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at J.C. Lewis Ford, 9505 Abercorn St. An open cruise-in is held the third Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at Kroger/Krystal across from the Savannah Mall on Abercorn Ext. Kenneth Brabham, 772-8362 or Leonard Kantziper at 354-1826.
Savannah Newcomers Club
is open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.
Savannah Parrot Head Club
Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ragsdale@comcast.net.
Savannah Scooter Gang
Connecting local riders to swap tips, stories, parts, mods and secrets. No obligation other than networking, and possibly arranging a monthly weekend ride to take over the streets downtown. Show off your scoot and ride with pride -- put ‘em in a line and watch the stares. Contact Travis at pittsillustration@gmail.com or myspace. com/travispitts.
Savannah Ski and Adventure Club
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ARIES
(March 21-April 19) “Successful representations of reality become more important than the reality they represent,” writes W. Daniel Hillis at The World Question Center (tinyurl. com/ywth3). Examples: paper money supersedes gold; a painting has more value than the landscape it depicts; the status that an achievement brings begins to overshadow the achievement. The coming days are an excellent time for you to contemplate how this phenomenon might be in play in your life, and whether it’s causing any distortions you need to correct. Start with this meditation: Is there any way in which you’ve become so focused on the map that you have neglected the territory?
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20) While driving in suburbia, I saw a sign in the yard of a home whose grounds were being renovated. It was an ad for the landscaping company that was doing the work. “Mesmerize visitors with your garden,” it read. Judging from your astrological omens, Taurus, I think you’re in an excellent position to do just that. It’s your turn to enthrall and enchant people with your metaphorical “garden,” whether that’s a gourmet meal you cook, an outing you plan, a set of songs you sing, a report you prepare, or any other fine demonstration of your beauty and talents.
GEMINI
(May 21-June 20) “The best time for me is when I don’t have any problems that I can’t buy my way out of,” said Andy Warhol. If that formulation is true, you’re going to have a light warm breeze of a week, Gemini -- a time so smooth and easy and free you may wonder if the gods made a mistake and bestowed the sublime karma of some beatific saint on you. Here’s my prediction: The only problems you’ll have will be those you can buy your way out of. And they won’t even be very expensive.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22) In the film *War Games,* a hacker taps in to a remote mainframe and begins to play a game he finds there. As it turns out, the mainframe
is an artificially intelligent supercomputer that serves as hub of operations for the U.S. Air Force, and the game has real-world consequences. The hacker inadvertently triggers a cascade of events that could launch an actual global conflagration. After many scary plot turns, the danger of disaster dissipates when the supercomputer makes a momentous decision: The only way to win the game is to not play it. That approach could work well for you, my fellow Crab. The game you’re playing is nowhere near as dangerous as the one in *War Games,* of course, but why not play to win?
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22) ButlersGuild.com named Mr. Ravi Shankar as its Butler of the Year. Serving as Head Butler of the Qasr Al Sharq hotel in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, Shankar “always acts with complete integrity in everything he does.” Your simple yet arduous assignment, Leo, is to be worthy of that same description. Are you up to the challenge? Can you be morally and ethically impeccable, between now and noon on June 18, in every single thing you do and say and think? Do you have the willpower to be absolutely free of hypocrisies, deceits, and manipulations? Can you refrain from speaking derisive or careless words about anyone, while at the same time being rigorously authentic and intent on telling the deepest truths?
VIRGO
(Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “The job of the newspaper is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable,” said journalist Finley Peter Dunne. In that spirit, Virgo, here are your assignments for the coming week: 1. Critique and question and agitate the parts of yourself that are complacent or addicted to convenience. 2. Give help, sympathy, and encouragement to the parts of yourself that are off-center or out-of-focus. 3. Shake up the static, habitentranced situations you see around you. 4. Be generous and creative with those who are suffering.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “I’ve been all over the world and have lived among every kind of culture,” wrote Dan Liebert on
mcsweeneys.net, “and I can say, without any hesitation, that the most ignorant, rude, selfish, and self-centered people on Earth are babies.” I agree with him, though I’ve got to add that it’s senseless to get mad at babies for being such jerks. Their brains simply aren’t sufficiently well-developed to be any different. This line of thought can be applied to a whole range of bad behavior by people who have technically reached adulthood: They engage in ill-advised actions not out of evil intent but because they’re emotionally immature. Keep that in mind as you deal with anyone who’s doing unreasonable things. Be the composed adult who’s in charge of leading the big babies.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Danny Anderson was out feeding his horses in Prosser, Washington when a rattlesnake slithered into the barn. Anderson took a shovel and decapitated it. The dangerous creature was neutralized, right? Not quite. When Anderson reached down to pick up the severed head a few minutes later, it pulled off a nightmarish move seen only in horror films: It came back to life just long enough to bite him. Luckily, Anderson was fine after a trip to the hospital to receive anti-venom treatment. The metaphorical moral of the story, as far as you Scorpios are concerned: When your brave efforts finally eliminate a threat, don’t let down your guard or get overconfident. Be absolutely positively sure that it’s really gone.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
You really have no right to tear yourself down. Badmouthing yourself is a first-degree sin, and so is being mean to yourself or depriving yourself of the care you need to thrive. This is always true, of course, but in the coming week it’s more crucial than ever that you refrain from even the subtlest forms of self-abuse. To be anything less than an imaginative lover and nurturer toward yourself could upset the cosmic equilibrium so profoundly that everyone else would suffer, too. Therefore, you owe it to the rest of us to shower yourself with blessings.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Pumice, which is created by
volcanic eruptions, is filled with holes, which means that it’s sometimes light enough to glide on the surface of a body of water. I urge you to use this floatable rock as a metaphor. Think of the heaviest burden you’re carrying -- an apparently insoluble problem, a thankless responsibility, a task that seems impossible -- and imagine over the next few days that it is changing into a hunk of pumice. When the transformation is complete, visualize yourself throwing it into a fast-flowing river, and then watch as it gets carried away, ultimately turning into a tiny, bobbing speck that disappears over the horizon.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20-Feb. 18) In his song “Bird on a Wire,” Leonard Cohen says, “Like a bird on a wire / Like a drunk in a midnight choir / I have tried in my way to be free.” Your assignment, Aquarius, is to wail, moan, or croon your own personal version of that song. Here’s how I suggest you proceed. First, identify specific actions you’ve taken to advance your quest for liberation. Include even the modest accomplishments and goofball attempts. Second, imagine the strategies you’ll pursue in the future to get more leeway and latitude for yourself. You might want to start by purging your mind of beliefs that place unwarranted limitations on you. Now start singing!
PISCES
(Feb. 19-March 20) It’s an ideal time to stir up fresh insights about important people whose charms you’ve grown numb to . . . to mutate your perspectives about situations you’ve become overly familiar with . . . to come up with revised interpretations for past events about which new information has emerged. To get in the right frame of mind, study these novel definitions of common words, supplied by readers of *The Washington Post* in response to a contest. Airstrip: to pretend to take off your clothes. Algebra: lingerie worn by mermaids. Blunderbuss: to French-kiss your boss’s wife at the office Christmas party. Bumbling: butt cheek piercings. Fulcrum: a supermodel’s big meal. Flagellation: beating on your political opponent by questioning his patriotism.
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the year. Meetings are held the third Tuesday of every month at rotating locations. Visit http://savannahskiclub.com.
Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club
meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912-238-4548. www. firstcityclub.com/
Savannah Toastmasters
helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www. memorialhealth.com/
Savannah Wine Lovers
A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/savannah-wine-lovers.
Savannah’s First Pug Playday
This group meets every first Saturday at 10 a.m. at the Savannah Dog Park at 41st and Drayton streets. All humans and dogs who live in a pug household are welcome. A donation to the Savannah Dog Park would be appreciated. Contact Mike or Melinda at kennedy.mike@comcast.net. Savannah Dog Park, East 41st Lane and Drayton St. www.savannahdogpark.com/
Society for American Baseball Research
is an international fan and research group devoted to the great game of baseball. Persons interested in starting a chapter here should e-mail Jim Casey at bigtrain45@gmail.com. For information about the organization, visit www.SABR.org.
Southern Wings
is the local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit http://southernwingswai.com.
Savannah
An AfterHours networking social is held every third Thursday of the month. Visit www.ypsav.net, sign up for the e-newsletter and find out about other upcoming events, or call Leigh Johnson at 659-9846.
Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts
A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.
TriUnity Opportunity Meeting
meets the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7 p.m. at the Best Western at I-95 and 204. Learn how to start a business from home. Free. Ask for Chris and Sandy Benton.
Tybee Performing Arts Society
meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@netscape.com.
Urban Professionals
meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail. com. Hyatt Regency, 2 W. Bay St.
Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671
meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277.
Young Professionals of Savannah
offers access for young professionals to be active members within the local business, commercial and civic community. AfterHours networking held monthly, plus annual and charity events. $40 per year. www.ypsav.net.
Dance Adult Dance Classes
Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 2-4pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514.
in ballet, tap and hip-hop are offered at Islands Dance Academy, 115 Charlotte Dr, Whitemarsh Island near Publix shopping center. All levels and body types welcome. $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Zoomba Fitness, Monday and Thursday 5:30-6:30 p.m.; Beginner Adult Ballet, Monday and Thursday 6:30-7:30 p.m.; Intermediate Adult Ballet, Monday and Thursday 6:307:30 p.m.; Beginner Adult Tap, Tuesday 6-7 p.m.; Beginner/Intermediate Hip Hop, Tuesday 7-8 p.m.; childrens fall classes begin Sept. 8. Contact Sue Braddy at 897-2100. Islands Dance Academy, 610 Quarterman Dr. 912-897-2100.
Sweet Adeline Chorus
Breffni Academy of Irish Dance
St. Almo
The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meets at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. (Time changes with the season.) Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. 912-234-3336. www. caninepalacesavannah.com
Stitch-N’s
rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 7-9 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms. Contact vicky.mckinley1@comcast. net. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. 912-819-4100. www.sjchs.org/
Texas Hold ‘Em Tournaments
Free poker tournaments are held every week in Savannah, Hinesville and Statesboro. Free to play. Win prizes and gifts. Visit www.GUTSHOTGA.com for details.
The Cinemophiles
An eclectic bunch that enjoys all kinds of movies. Visit http:?/groups.google.com/ group/cinemophiles.
The Young Professionals of
has opened a location in Richmond Hill and is accepting students. The academy is located at Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. For information, call Michael or Nicola O’Hara at 305-756-8243 or send email to Dance@BreffniAcademy.com. Visit www.IrishDanceClasses.com..
C.C. Express Dance Team
meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.
Chicago-Style Steppin’ Lessons
Every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Also learn new line dances. Contact Tunya Coleman at 631-6700.
Dance to the Music IX
Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah will present a fundraiser for Open Arms July 17-20 in Pooler. Events will include an auction, kick-off party, The Carolina Beach Boyz in concert, four deejays and dancing, plus five dance workshops, vendors, pool parties and more. Advance tickets are $55 if purchased by June 15 and $60 after that. www.shagbeachbop.com, 927-4784 or 398-8784. Through July 20.
Disabled Ballroom Class
Classes are held at Memorial Health’s The Rehabilitation Institute, 4700 Waters Ave. The classes are free and open to anyone. The next class will be held Saturday, Jan. 26. Contact Charleen Harden at 308-7307 or cwh0869@yahoo.com. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/
Flamenco Enthusiasts
Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1 to 2:30 or 3 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St. 912-234-8745.
Gretchen Greene School of Dance
is accepting registration for fall classes in tap, ballet, lyrical, acrobatics, jazz and hiphop for ages 3 and up. Adult tap classes are held Tuesday from 7:30-8:15 for beginners and Monday from 7:15-8 p.m. for intermediate. Call 897-4235 or email ggsod.com.
Home Cookin’ Cloggers
meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.
Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.
offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.
Masters Dance Classes
The Highest Praise Center for the Arts offers master’s dance classes every 3rd Saturday of the month at 9 a.m. Classes for all ages and open to public. For more info, call,927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith.org.
Pole Dancing Class
POLE DANCING...for exercise. Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms,a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes of is your shoes. Classes begin Friday February 15th from 7:30 to 9:30. Space is limited call in advance to make your reservation $70 per month or $22 per class. Please call for further details 912398-4776 or email fitnessconnection1@ yahoo.com
Princess Workshop
June 16 - 20 Presented by Savannah Danse Theatre June 16-20. Creative dance classes for girls ages 4-9. Students explore dancing, storytelling and art projects relating to a theme. 897-2100 or www.
savannahdansetheatre.org Through June 20.
Salsa “Rueda de Casino” Style
Learn a salsa dance that originated in Cuba every Wednesday from 6 pm-8 pm starting May 28, and ending on July 30. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421 Through July 30.
Savannah Shag Club
offers shag music every Wednesday and Friday at 7 p.m. at American Legion Post 36 on Victory Drive.
Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah
hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com and announced each Monday. The dance lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Special cocktail prices are from 6:30-10 p.m. and their are hors d’ouerves. There is no cover charge. Everyone is invited and welcomed into club membership. Call 9274784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn Street. 912-352-7100.
STUDIO Summer Dance Programs
Ballet for ages 5 and up will be offered. Program I costs $225 and will be held July 8-10 and July 15-17 for ages 5-7 with some dance experience. Program 2 costs $425 and will be held July 22-24, 29-31 and Aug. 5-7 for ages 8-10 with a strong dance background, A weekend workshop with Kristin Sloan of the New York City Ballet and Brian Gibbs will be held Aug. 16 and 17 and costs $425. An ongling intermediateadvanced class will be held July 15 through Aug. 7 at a cost of $275 or $25 per class on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from 6:30-8:30 p.m. All classes are held at the STUDIO, 2805B Roger Lacey Ave. 6959149, www.thestudiosav.com or thestudidosav@aol.com. Through Aug. 7.
Tangroove Performance Dance Classes
are held weekly in Pooler and Rincon. No dance experience required. Three age groups: 6-10, 11-15 and 16 and up. Classes are for girls and women of all ages and shapes and implement Lain dances such as Salsa, Mambo and Tango. Each class is 90 minutes. The cost is $40 per month. Classes start in August and the enrollment deadline is July 31. Carmen, 826-6263 or calexe@comcast.net.
The STUDIO
Adult Beginner Ballet Class is being offered. The STUDIO also is accepting new students 5 and up for the new season. Contact Veronica at 695-9149. The STUDIO is located at 2805 Roger Lacey Ave. just off the intersection of Skidaway and Victory. Call Veronica at 695-9149 or visit ww.thestudiosav.com. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Avenue. 912-356-8383. www. thestudiosav.com/
Two to Tango - Savannah Tango Group
Learn the dance while having fun Sundays from 1:30-3:30 at the Doris Martine Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. $2 per person. Call 925-7416. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 912-354-8089.
Youth Dance Program
The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional DanceProgram in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both
Fitness A balanced life
Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 355-3011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com. Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc, 6413 Waters Avenue. 912-355-3011. www.ssomt. com/
Belly Dancing for Fun and Fitness
A workout and a party, each class is an event. Provided are big colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, jingly rattling bracelets, exotic music from India, Turkey, Morocco and around the world, jeweled bindis to stick on your forehad and an assistant to make sure everyone gets personal attention. Held Sundays at 4 p.m., cost is $20 per class. Call 660-7399 for location.
Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training
will be offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. 912-652-6780.
Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes
are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 8196463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www. sjchs.org
Dog Yoga
The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.
Energy Share
every first and third Friday of the month at a new integrated healing center located at 72nd and Sanders streets. Call Kylene at 713-3879.
Family Yoga Workshop
will be held Saturday, June 21 from 1-3pm at Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. The cost is $5 per person. 441-6653. Through June 21.
Fit Lunch
FIT LUNCH - Join us for a 30 to 40 Minute workout on your lunch hour. Classes offered Monday, Wednesday & Friday from 10:45am until 2:00pm by Fitness Body & Balance Personal Training Studio. Classes are organized and led by 2 Certified Personal Trainers and will utilize a variety of training techniques which may include strength training, interval and cardio as well as core, balance and flexibility. Advanced booking required. Please call for further details 912-398-4776 or 912-2249667. www.bodybalance.com.
Gentle Yoga
Gentle Yoga with Mary Ann is offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required. Limited to 12 participants. Preregister at adultenrichment@uusavanah. org or call 234-0980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912234-0980. www.uusavannah.org
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Kidz Fitness
an ongoing aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center. Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/
Ladies Livin Smart fitness club
provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605. Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm
Mindful Fitness Membership Price Plan
$25 per month includes entry into all the Center for WellBeing classes. Pre-register in Suite 120 in the Candler Heart & Lung building. 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912819-6000. www.sjchs.org
Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes
are held Wednesdays from 10:30 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Yoga Center, 25 E. 40th St. Infants must be 6 weeks to 6 months, pre-crawling. The cost is $13 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. The instructor is Betsy Boyd Strong. Walkins are welcome. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www. savannahyoga.com/
Moms in Motion
A pre and post-natal exercise program is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. The cost is $30 per month. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/
National Gymnastics Day
Whitemarsh Island YMCA will host a free gymnastics open house on Saturday, Aug. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Appropriate for children 2 and up. YMCA Whitemarsh Island, 135 Whitemarsh Island Rd. 912-897-6158.
Outdoor Fitness Bootcamp
Now offering evening classes. Classes meet Monday, Wednesday and Friday at Forsyth Park. Morning classes begin at 6 a.m. and evening classes begin at 5:30 p.m. The first class is free. Visit www. structurefitness.net or call Jennifer at 224-0406. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.
Overcoming by Faith Ministries Aerobics and Exercise Classes
Free classes are offered every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 p.m. at 9700 Middleground Rd. in Savannah. All classes are open to the public. For more information, call 927-8601.
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1 Element used to treat diaper rash 5 It may be a-brewin’ 10 Bra size 14 Toledo’s lake 15 Experimental punk rocker Lunch 16 Ancient Greek harp 17 “You look GOOD!” 18 Music holders 19 “Put Your Head on My Shoulder” songwriter Paul (whose daughter is married to Jason Bateman) 20 It’s played to fool people into thinking that someone’s calling them (as in “Manhattan Murder Mystery”) 23 Second Amendment word 26 “Mourning Becomes Electra” playwright 27 Yell to the quarterback 28 Tax on imports 30 Slightly mad 31 Disney sci-fi film with a Master Control Program 33 Agcy. that helps prevent workplace injuries 37 It’s put in front of a window to fool people into thinking someone is standing there (as in “Home Alone”) 41 ___-do-well 42 Heath bar competitor 43 Mathematician Rubik 44 Company that owns PayPal 46 Decathlon divisions 48 Lose yours and you’re nuts 52 Liqueur from Dublin 53 It’s crafted to fool guards into thinking a prisoner’s in bed, when he’s actually gone (as in “Escape From Alcatraz”) 56 “Born Free” lioness 57 Bete ___ (object of hatred) 58 Mental halfwit 62 Org. that sues pirates 63 “For Sale by ___” 64 Rickman who plays Severus Snape 65 Sporty Spice’s nickname 66 Detaches (from) 67 Waiting room call
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1 One of two in a Canadian puzzle? 2 Yo La Tengo guitarist Kaplan 3 2008 kids’ movie “___’s Island” 4 Video game where you shoot mushrooms 5 Put on, like lingerie 6 Headstrong personality 7 Olfactory detection 8 Carnival attraction 9 The Trix Rabbit, e.g. 10 Loud sound from trumpets 11 Lauper who participated in “We Are the World” 12 1990s sitcom character who had his own breakfast cereal 13 Birthstone in a shell 21 “The dog ___ my homework” 22 “Thinking ___ in the final throes” (Amy Winehouse line) 23 Label on a bin of unsortable items: abbr. 24 “So why on earth should ___” (“A Hard Day’s Night”) 25 “M” star Peter 28 Out of style 29 “Go back,” in word processing 32 Tabula ___ 34 Band that released “Pretzel Logic” in 1974 35 Operatic mezzo-soprano Marilyn 36 Mama’s sis 38 Mr. Favre 39 Break room coffee supplies 40 Sleep unsoundly 45 “Adios” 47 Hearty energy 48 Bank deposit 49 “Kate & ___” 50 Like 12-down’s voice 51 Hayes with a bit part in “Robin Hood: Men In Tights” 52 Van ___ Boys (gang in a “Seinfeld” episode) 54 “Dirty Jobs” host Mike 55 Lindsay Lohan’s “momager” 59 Grand ___ Opry 60 Far from micromanaging 61 Big bang maker
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Pilates Classes
are offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www. sjchs.org/
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Reiki Treatments
Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 660-1863 for times and appointments.
Rolf Method Bodywork
for posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www.islandsomatherapy.com, 843-4222900.
Savannah Yoga Center
Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/
Senior Power Hour
is a program for people over 55. Health and wellness professionals help reach fitness goals. The program may include, but isn’t limited to, strength training, cardio for the heart, flexibility, balance, basic healthy nutrition and posture concerns. Call 898-7714.
Tai Chi Classes
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St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Wellbeing offers classes Mondays and Fridays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org
Tai Chi Relaxation Class
is held Sundays from 3-4:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd., Whitemarsh Center. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroomm.com. Ancient Chinese exercises that were specifically developed to heal body, mind and spirit together. Held Saturdays from 3-4:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd. Call 898-0351.
Tai Chi Yang Style Short Form
Slow and relaxed for all ages. Ongoing class. 7 p.m. Thursdays at Turtle Dragon Herbs and Teas, 1201 Highway 80, Tybee Island. $10 per session. Private lessons also available. Instructor is Tom Wilke. Call 707-616-1200.
The Yoga Room
Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. 912-898-0361. www. thesavannahyogaroom.com/
Tybee Island Sunrise Boot Camp
is held Monday – Friday from 6-7am. Park at North Beach parking lot and go over first crossover. Bring a mat. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio. Vicki Lyn, 596-3009. No prices at this time, but contributions accepted.
Women on Weights
Spine & Sports Personal Training offers the Women on Weights (WOW) Program. The WOW Program is designed to meet the specific needs of women. It is a series of one hour training sessions led by a Certified Personal Trainer who develops different routines throughout the month. The routines may include
but are not limited to, Strength Training, Cardio Training for the Heart, Flexibility, Balance and Weight Management. The group meets two times a week for one hour each session. For pricing call 898-7714.
Yoga Teacher Training Institute
A 200-hour Basic Yoga Teacher Training program is offered at Savannah Yoga Center. It meets Yoga Alliance standards, and graduates will receive a certificate and be eligible for certification by the alliance. The cost for the entire course is $1,500. Call 441-6653 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/
Yogalates Classes
are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions. Call 8196463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/
Zumba Fitness
Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. No dance partner is required. Participants of all ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. The cost is $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@comcast.net.
Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/
Gay AA Meeting
meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. For information, contact Ken at 398-8969.
Georgia Equality Savannah
is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 9440996.
Savannah Pride, Inc.
meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend, for without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Patrick Mobley at 224-3238. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/
Stand Out Youth -- Savannah
A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.net/
What Makes A Family
is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.
Better Breathers of Savannah
meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.
Community HealthCare Center
is a non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center. Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6.
Dual Recovery Anonymous
This 12-step program addresses all addictions and mental health recovery. Persons who are recovering from an addiction and a mental health problem can send e-mail to katkope@netscape.com for information.
Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group
A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324.
Every Step Counts Survivor Walk
This monthly cancer survivors’ walk is free and open to all survivors and their loved ones. Call DeDe Cargill at 398-6654.
Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings
are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.
Free hearing & speech screening
Every Thursday morning from 9-11 a.m. at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. 912-355-4601. www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/
Free Vision Screenings
are offered to the public Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Sam’s Club Optical-Savannah. No membership is required. Call 352-2844.
HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training
My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727. My Brothaz H.O.M.E., 211 Price St. 912-231-8727. www.mybrothazhome.org/Welcome.html
Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes
are being offered at the Family Health and Birth Center in Rincon. The group classes offer an opportunity for couples to learn the child birthing process together,
while providing a very integral role to the companion participating. Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. All types of births are welcome. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call The Birth Connection at 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd. 912-826-4155. www.themidwifegroup. com/
Kidney/Pancreas Transplant Clinic is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler and Emory. Patients can receive pre and postoperative care at the clinic rather than travel to Atlanta. Call Karen Traver, R.N. Transplant Coordinator, at 819-8350.
urges, manage nicotine withdrawal and stress and avoid weight gain. The cost is $100. Call 819-6718.
Stress Reduction
Individual introductory session to The Work of Byron Katie includes a short DVD, several handouts and trying these tools out. Introductory fee is $40. Contact Ursula Sterling at 598-2821 or sterlingu@ bellsouth.net for an appointment.
What You Need to Know About Dairy
will be presented June 12 from 5:30-7 pm at the St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 447-6605. Through June 12.
Take a walk on the wild side
at the Oatland Island Education Center. The “Native Animal Nature Trail” features a variety of live animals and landscapes and winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats. Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. M-F:9 a.m.-4 p.m. and most Saturdays from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Admission is $3 per person for everyone over 4. 898-3980 or visit www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Education Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912-898-3980. www. oatlandisland.org/
Tree Planting Sites Needed
Call Phoebe at 897-9261.
Nature and Environment
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Dolphin Project of Georgia
The Savannah Tree Foundation is seeking input from residents of Chatham County in identifying future tree planting sites in Savannah and throughout the county. Residents wishing to have canopy trees planted on public, non-profit or goverhment-owned land within the physical boundaries of Chatham County can mail site suggestions to: Patrick Grant, Project Director, The Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull St., Savannah, 31405. Suggestions also can be phoned in at 233-8733, faxed at 233-8799 or e-mailed at info@ savannahtreefoundation.com.
Spineless Wonders?
Tybee Island Marine Science Center
La Leche League of Savannah No pills, laser or surgery. Change your attitude about yourself and the food you eat for life. 15 years experience. For info, call 927-3432.
Mammograms
St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit. Mammograms will be performed June 16 at the Chatham County Health Department and June 17 at the SJ/C Medical Group in Rincon and June 18 at SJ/C Medical Group in Pembroke. For appointments, call 819-6800. SJ/C accepts most insurance plans. Financial assistance is available to women who qualify.
Meditation and Energy Flow Group Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how. Discuss techniques and related areas of holistic health and healing, Reiki and CAM. Reduce stress and increase peace and health. Call Ellen at 247-4263 or RSVP at http://meditation. meetup.com/490.
Meditation for Relaxation and Stress Relief
Learn to relax through non-religious meditation. Instruction and practice followed by Q&A. Thursdays, 6-7pm. $5. Small World Therapeutic Massage on Whitemarsh Island (next to Jalapeno’s). 897-7979.
Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research which will take place one weekend during the months of January, April, July and October. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit www. TheDolphinProject.org. Join insect expert Bobby Moulis to learn about six-legged critters in water and on land on June 14 f4om 10 a.m. to noon. Children should be over 10. Meet at the Savannah/Ogeechee Canal Museum & Nature Center. $15. Reservations required. 236-8115. Through June 14.
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Bikini Car Wash Thurs June 12 • 2pm-7pm • $3 16oz. DrafTs (part of proceeds go to Children’s Wish Foundation)
Memorial blood pressure check
are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587.
Memorial Health CPR training
FitnessOne provides American Heart Association courses each month to certify individuals in infant, child and adult CPR. The cost is $30. Call 350-4030 or visit www.memorialhealth.com.
Planned Parenthood Hotline
First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800264-7154.
Positive Healthy Approaches to Better Nutrition
Customized motivational programs that incorporate focus, fitness and enjoyment of food based on individual’s vision for optimal health and wellnett. www.phabnutrition.com.
Smoke Stoppers
St. Joseph’s/Candler group-facilitated smoking cessation program offers an intensive class in 7 sessions over 3 weeks featuring a wide range of proven-effective strategies to help smokers control their
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offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3-16. Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/
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A Walk in the Park
Professional pet sitting, boarding, dog walking and house sitting services offered in downtown Savannah and the nearby islands. All jobs accepted are performed by the owner to ensure the safety of your pets. Trust your pets with someone who loves them as much as you do. Local references available. Please call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail.com to make a reservation for your pet.
Dog Yoga
The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.
Low-cost Spay Neuter Clinic
with free transport. Vaccines are available. Service is provided 11 counties in Georgia, including Chatham and Effingham, and South Carolina. Call the Spay/Neuter Alliance and Clinic at 843-645-2500 or visit www.snac1.com.
Savannah Kennel Club
The club meets monthly on the fourth Monday at 7 p.m. from September through May at Fire Mountain restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. Those who wish to eat before the meeting are encouraged to come earlier. Call 656-2410 or visit www. savannahkennelclub.org. Fire Mountain Restaurant, 209 Stephenson Ave. (912) 354-5595. www.ryansrg.com/
Readings & Signings Barnes & Noble Events
An author signing with Patti Callahan Henry will be held June 4 at 7 p.m. Local author Ralph Ferrone will sign his book “Don’t Blow the Interview!” June 5 from 7-9 pm. Cookbook author Janice Shay will sign “Savannah Classic Desserts” June 7 from 2-4 p.m.
Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club
meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912-447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm
Tea time at Ola’s
is a new book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E Bay St. 912-232-5488. www. liveoakpl.org/
Becoming a New Creation Ladies Seminar
with speaker June Evans will kick off Friday, June 27 from 7-9 p.m. and wrap up Saturday, June 28 from 9 a.m. to noon at International Worship Center, 2836 U.S. 80 in Faulkville. 748-7308, 658-4226, 547-8222 or daystar@g-net.net. Through June 28. Open prayer will be held the second Thursday of the month from 4-4:20 p.m. at the Forsyth Park fountain. Call Suzanne at 232-3830. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.
Chanted Office of Compline
The Service of Compline, ”Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah, located on Johnson Square.
Christian Businessmen’s Committee
meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn Ext. 912-354-7038. www.oglethorpemall. com/
DrUUming Circle
is held the first and third Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org
Introduction to Mindfulness Meditation
A meditation period will be followed by instruction in the application of the foundations of Mindfulness practice to daily life. Beginner’s and experienced practitioners welcome. Ongoing weekly sessions are Mondays from 6-7:30 p.m. at 313 E. Harris St. Call Cindy Beach, Buddhist nun, at 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org
Meditation and Energy Flow Meetup Group
First meeting Jan. 6 at 1 p.m. Meets once a month. Meet others to practice meditation and discuss spirituality, metaphysics and related topics of Reiki, energy work, etc. www.ellenfarrell.com or 247-4263.
Meditators Unite!
Beginner and advanced meditators unite to practice meditation and discuss spirituality, metaphysics, holistic approach to healing, Reiki, energy work. Call 247-4264 or visit see_the_light@ellenfarrell.com or read more at http://meditation.meetup. com/490.
Men’s Conference 2008
with Pastor Ricky Temple will be held June 20-21 at Overcoming by Faith Church, 9700 Middleground Rd. Times are 7 pm Friday and 10 am Saturday. 927-8601 or www. overcomingbyfaith.org. Through June 21.
Midweek Bible Study
Midweek Bible Study is offered every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com. Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192
Ferguson Avenue. 912-352-4400. www. montgomerypresbyterian.com/
Midweek Noonday Bible Study
Join Pastor Ricky Temple for Midweek Noonday Bible Study at the Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. Free lunch provided. Service time is every Wednesday from noon to 12:45 p.m. For more info call 9278601. Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull Street. 912-233-7764. www.savannahtheatre.com
Music Ministry for Children & Youth at White Bluff United Methodist Church is now known as Pneuma, the Greek work for breath. “Every breath we take is the breath of God.” The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. 912-925-5924. www.wbumc.org/
Nicodemus by Night
An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St.
Overcoming by Faith Ministries
Services in Savannah are held on Saturdays at 6 p.m. Sundays at 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. and Wednesdays at 7 p.m. at 9700 Middleground Rd. In Rincon, services are held Sundays at 1:30 p.m. and Thursdays at 7 p.m. at The Banquet Room, 135 Goshen Rd. Call 927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith.org.
Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)
Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 247-4903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. 912-233-4766. www.trinitychurch1848.org/
Recruiting Church Launch Team
If you are interested in becoming part of an innovative multi-cultural church startup in West Chatham, contact Steve at 748-6439 or see www.ekklesiasavannah.org. .
Savannah Buddhist Sitting Group
meets Sundays from 9-10:30 a.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, on Habersham Street at East Harris and East Macon Streets, on Troup Square. Please arrive and be seated no later than 8:55 a.m. Sitting and walking meditation and Dharma talk or reading. All practices are welcome. Newcomers should contact Cindy Beach, lay ordained Soto Zen Buddhist, at 429-7265 for sitting instruction. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org
Soka Gakkai of America (SGI-USA)
SGI-USA is an American Buddhist movement for world peace that practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO. For information, call SGI-USA at 232-9121.
Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church
Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@ aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice.
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Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Inspirational speaker Robert Pawlicki will speak June 8, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@ uusavannah.org or www.uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org
Unitarian Universalist Men’s Group
An opportunity to meet with men and as a group explore men’s spirituality while offering social support in a safe atmosphere. Meets weekly to discuss a predetermined topic. Also plans outside activities or participates in activities as a group. Refreshments or dinner is served at each meeting. Visit http://men.meetup.com/46/ or contact Mike Freeman at 441-0328 or Dicky Trotter at 665-4488.
Unity of Savannah
A church of unconditional love and acceptance. Sunday service is at 11 a.m. Youth church and childcare also are at 11 a.m. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Call 355-4704 or visit www.unityofsavannah.org. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. 912-3554704. www.unityofsavannah.org/
Vacation Bible School
will be held June 23-27 at Immanuel Baptist Church, 7575 Hodgson Memorial Dr. The theme is “Outrigger Island: Living God’s Unshakeable Truth.” For ages 3 through 5th grade, held 9 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. 354-0548. Through June 27.
Women’s Bible Study
at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 or Wesley Community Center, 1601 Drayton St. 912232-0965. www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/
Sports & Games 8th Annual Southern Isles Bodybuilding and Figure Championships
will be held Saturday, June 28 at the Johnny Mercer Theatre at the Savannah Civic Center. Pre-judging begins at 10 a.m. and finals at 6:30 p.m. There will be guest posers, a martial arts demo, door prizes and more. Mary Ann, 897-1263, www. southernislesbb.com or southernislesbb@ comcast.net. Through June 28.
Savannah Disc Golf Club
holds an Open Doubles Tournament at 1 p.m. each Saturday at Tom Triplett Park on U.S. 80 between Dean Forest Road and Interstate 95. New players a Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West. 912-652-6780.
Soccer Youth Clinic
every Sunday in June and July 6 4-6 pm at Bloomingdale Elementary School. Youth Soccer Camp July 7-11 9 am to 4 pm. $45 per 3 sessions for the clinic and $130 for one-week camp. 404-451-1962 or www. poolersoccer.info. Through July 21.
Support Groups ADD and Behavior Support Group
meets the third Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at the Mindspring Center in the Ranicki Chiropractic Complex, 1147 W. Highway 80 in Pooler. RSVP is requested. Call 748-6463 or frontdesk@mindspringcenter.com.
A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah. freeservers.com.
Alcoholics Anonymous
Alcoholics Anonymous If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.
Alzheimer’s Association Support Group
meets every second Monday at 10am at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Call Tara Redd and Lauren Dutko at 631-0675.
Alzheimer’s Caregiver’s Support Group
The group is for caregivers, family members and friends of persons affected by Alzheimer’s Disease or other dementia-causing illnesses and meets the first Monday of each month from 10:30 a.m. to noon in Room 111 of the Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Visit www.alzga.org or call 920-2231.
Amputee Support Group
Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.
Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents
who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 350-5616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-1KID. www.memorialhealth. com/backus
Backus Children’s Hospital Support Group for Parents of Children with Bleeding Disorders
meets the fourth Tuesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Memorial Health. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-3501KID. www.memorialhealth.com/backus
Bariatric/Gastric Bypass Support Group
for past and potential obesity surgery patients and their families. For information, call Cheryl Brown at 350-3644. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www. memorialhealth.com/
Better Breathers support group
meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with this disease. Contact Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.
Bipolar Support Group
Caring for Us
is a support group for caregivers of ill or injured family members or loved ones. Call Kimberlee Mitchell at 350-3399.
CASA Support Group
This support group is for parents and extended caregivers whose child or children have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care, or who have been given custody of a family member’s child who has been involved with DFCS and/or has been in foster care. The group meets the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@savannahcasa.org.
Celiac Support Group
for anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 507-2592.
Citizens With Retarded Citizens
Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633.
Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association
meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 355-1221 or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 8196000. www.sjchs.org
Compassionate Friends Support Group
Debtors Anonymous
meets Mondays at 5:30 p.m. at Trinity Church, 225 W. President St. in the third floor New Beginnings Room. Enter on President Street through the left-hand set of glass doors between Whitaker and Barnard streets. Arrive early, as the entry doors are locked promptly at 5:30 p.m. For information, e-mail DAsavannah@yahoo. com. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. 912-233-4766. www. trinitychurch1848.org/
Depressive/Manic support group
Open to persons diagnosed with depression. Meetings are held in classroom B in the Surgery Center Building of Memorial Hospital every Tuesday at 7 p.m. 920-0153 or 927-2064. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/
Diabetes support group
meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at Memorial Health in Conference Room A. Call Robin at 350-3843. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000. www.memorialhealth.com/
Domestic violence community support group
SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Building at 325 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 6298888.
Domestic Violence Hotline
The Georgia Human Resources Department and Georgia Coalition on Family Violence, have a new number, 24 hours a day. 1-800-33-HAVEN.
offers friendship and understanding to bereaved parents. It meets the first Thursday of the month from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart & Lung Building, Conference Room 2, 5356 Reynolds St. 925-5195. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs. org
Dual Recovery Anonymous
Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges
A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 927-1324.
meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@hotmail. com.
sudoku Answers
is a 12-step program for people recovering from drug/alcohol addictions and a psychiatric/psychological illness. Contact Katrina Moore at kamamoore@hotmail.com, call 398-1720 or visit draonline.org.
Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group
Every Step Counts
This support group for cancer patients and survivors advocates walking and exercise as a way to fight back and feel better. Call DeDe Cargill at 398-6554 for info or e-mail everystepcounts@comcast.net. The next walk will be held Saturday, Feb. 23 at 9 a.m. at the Bamboo Farm and Coastal
Crossword Answers
Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. off U.S. 17 south between Savannah and Richmond Hill. Meet at the gazebo near the parking lot.
Fecal Urinary Diversion Support Group
The group is for patients who have had a colostomy, deostomy, urostomy (ileoconduit) and continent fecal or urinary diversion surgery. Call 819-3466.
Fibromyalgia support group
meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 8196743. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www. sjchs.org
First Line
is an after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options. A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800-264-7154.
Full Circle Grief and Loss Center
a program of Hospice Savannah, offers the free counseling services for anyone dealing with loss. Call 355-2289. Grief 101 is a seven week support group for individuals who have suffered a loss by death. Pre-registration required. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m. Grief Support Network is an on-going peer-run support group. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m. Children’s Groups, call for times. Specialty Groups such as Spouse Loss Group and Loss by Suicide Group are offered when needed.
Hope House
provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information.
Huntington Disease Support Group
meets the last Tuesday at 6 p.m. in the Heart and Lung Building at Candler Hospital, second floor, Room 2. Call Sandra at 964-0455. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www.sjchs.org
Keeping hope alive while living with cancer
meets the fourth Monday from 4:30-5:30 p.m. in the Women’s Services Conference Room at the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial Health. Call 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-350-8000.
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Cancer support group
meets every third Tuesday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-3360.
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furniture 355 Full mattress and Boxspring Set. BRAND NAME. $120. Brand NEW in plastic. 966-9937 LEATHER tan loveseat $100, Wing back chair, mauve $75. Both excellent condition. 912-656-1053.
Miscellaneous Merchandise 399 Entertainment Center fitting 42” $18, Outdoor dining table with umbrella $15, 2 pair roller skates size 11 $15 ea, African Masks 3-$6, glass punch bowl set $10. Complete bed $18. CALL Carlton at 912 228-0815 or 912-236-1786
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3Bd-2Ba House 2-car garage like new, big yard, nice neighborhood. No Pets, No-Smoking. Near Westover $1000/month Duplex 2Bd-2Ba Big Yard, No-Pets, $550/month Riggs Mill Rd 912-536-8300. 3BR HOMES Only $357/month! 5% down, 20 years, 8% APR. For listings call: 800-536-8517 ext. H550 AVAILAVBLE FOR RENT JULY 1: 1124 E. 33rd St.
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Room FoR Rent 895 Large room in a Victorian near library, walk in closet, fireplace, micro kitchen, phone, cable, internet, all utilities furnished. $150/week or $540/month. Call 231-9464
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2 Bedroom 1 Bath fully equipped kitchen washer dryer connections $695 month $400 deposit 354-4011 3BR/2.5 BA- Newly remodeled 2 story apartment in Historic District for rent. $1750 OBO ~ 2500 sq ft, extra large living area with dining room, fully equipped kitchen with new Stainless Steel Appliances, W/D, Wood & Tile floors, Offstreet parking, Fenced courtyard, Front & Back Porch. Contact Adrienne @ 678-895-3417 3 BR, 2 BA 1,700 sq.ft. Starland District. AC, dw, w/d hookup, off-st. pkg. 40th and Drayton. No smoking, pets OK with dep. Available 8/1. $1,700/mo. 236-3660. 3 BR APARTMENT, Downtown. Security system, off-street park ing. hardwood floors, crown molding, high ceilings, washer/dryer. $875/month. Call 912-341-5477.
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