Connect Savannah May 7, 2008

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Short & sweet

This week’s ‘Cindigenous’ film event spotlights an undersung and underrated sector of local moviemaking talent — nonstudent shorts and animation. The free screenings happen at the Jepson Center this Thursday evening. We feature not one, but two closer looks inside.

By Robin wright gunn | 11 By jim reed | 18

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Books

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Chatham/Savannah Citizen Advocacy marks three decades of service with a covered-dish supper at the Hellenic Center | 7

We talk with Living Colour drummer Will Calhoun, who gives a clinic at Portman’s this Saturday

Rosemary Daniell talks to us about her work, her life, and the award she just won | 25

An ethereal show of nudes by Bill Ballard at Gallery Espresso is among the events in Art Patrol this week | 27

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music

for a complete listing of this week’s live music go to: soundboard.

Katt Williams @ Civic Center Sunday

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Thursday GhoStock 6 Paranormal Enthusiasts Convention

A spirited weekend of spirits with panel discussions, actual paranormal investigations and more.

When: May 8-11.

Where: Hilton DeSoto Savannah hotel.

Info: ghostock.com, ghostock@ghosthounds.com.

22nd Annual Small Business Awards Banquet and Trade Show

This annual trade show is hosted by the Savannah Area Chamber of Commerce.

When: May 8 from 5-9 p.m.

Where: Savannah Marriott Riverfront hotel.

Cost: Free.

Info: Susan Smith, 6446434, ssmith@savannahchamber.com.

Sara Evans performs at the Johnny Mercer Theatre Friday

Tea in the Garden

Learn about tea traditions and experience an early 19th century tea in the courtyard garden of a historic house.

When: May 8, 15, 22 and 29 at 5:30 p.m.

Where: Isaiah Davenport House Museum, 324 State St. Cost: $18 adult, $14 students 8-17.

Info: 236-8097 or www.davenporthousemuseum.org.

Cindigenous

A showcase of independent short films

by Savannah filmmakers, sponsored by the Savannah Film Commission and the Telfair’s Jepson Center for the Arts.

When: May 8. A reception will be held at 6:30 p.m., followed by the screenings at 7 p.m. A question-andanswer period will follow.

Where: Jepson Center for the Arts.

Cost: Free and open to the public.

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Preservation Month Keynote Address

Roberta Brandes Gratz, an award-winning journalist, urban critic and author, will lecture on urban development issues and preservation.

When: May 8 at 7 p.m.

Where: Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 311 E. Harris St. Cost: Free and open to the public.

SCAD Performing Arts Department: Violet

A disfigured young woman’s search for healing physically and emotionally, told through Gospel, Rock, Country, and Rhythm and Blues. A panel discussion about identity and beauty will follow the May 11 matinee.

When: May 8, 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17 at 8 p.m. and May 11 and 18 at 3 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre.

Cost: $10 general public, $5 students/seniors/military and free for SCAD students, staff and faculty.

Info: 525-5050, www.scad-

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Historic Savannah Theatre: Return to the 50s

Return to America’s most beloved decade of music with more than 60 rock and roll classics and DooWop harmonies.

When: May 8, 9, 10, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 30 and 31 at 8 p.m. and May 11, 19 and 25 at 3 p.m.Where: 222 Bull St. Cost: Adults $33, youth 17 and under $16.

Info: 233-7764.

Chatham Savannah Citizen Advocacy 30th Anniversary Dinner

Local group’s covered-dish supper with program.

When: May 8, 6-10 p.m.

Where: Hellenic Center, 14 W. Anderson St. Cost: Free with covered dish or $3 per person.

Info: 236-5798

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Friday Jepson Live

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gallery + art shows: art patrol

Wander through the galleries of the Jepson Center for the Arts while enjoying an evening of food, drink and live music.

When: May 9, 6-9 p.m.

Where: Jepson Center for the Arts.

Cost: $10.

Info: 790-8800, www.telfair. org

Savannah Community Theatre: Clue: The Musical

A musical based on the board game Clue. Audience members choose the murderer, weapon and location of the murder.

When: Fridays and Saturdays, May 9, 10, 16 and 17 at 7:30 p.m.; Thursday, continued on page 6

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Art in the Park

Arts and crafts from more than 30 artists, presented by the Tybee Arts Association. when: May 10 and 11, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., rain or shine. Where: Memorial Park on Tybee Island. Cost: Free.

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May 15 at 3 p.m.; and Sunday matinees, May 11 and 18 at 3 p.m.

Where: Savannah Community Theatre, 2160 E. Victory Dr. Cost: Friday and Saturday, -- adults $25.00, seniors 55 and up and military $20 and students/children $15. Thursday -all tickets $10. Sunday -- all tickets $15.

Info: 898-9021, www. savannahcommunitytheatre.com.

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Sara Evans in Concert

The country superstar who appeared on Dancing WithThe Stars will perform in concert.

When: May 9 at 8 p.m.

Where: Savannah Civic Center’s Johnny Mercer Theatre.

Cost: $39.75 Info: 651-6556 weekdays from 10 a.m.-5 p.m

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Presented by the Savannah Folk Music Society and featuring the Glow in the Dark String Band.When: May 10 at 8 p.m. A lesson will be presented at 7:45 p.m.

Where: Notre Dame Academy, 1709 Bull St. Cost: $7.

Info: 786-6953, www. savannahfolk.org

SCAD Style

At various times and venues throughout Savannah, the Savannah College of Art and Design will present world-renowned artists, designers and industry professionals for a weeklong series of events highlighting fashion, interior design, and metals and jewelry.

When: May 10-17.

Info: 525-5208, www. scad.edu.

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Old Time Country Dance

Local organic and traditional produce, artists, food vendors, crafts people, musicians, street performers and storytellers.

When: May 10, 9 a.m. to noon, rain or shine.

Where: Starland district on DeSoto Avenue between Whitaker and Bull streets and 40th and 41st streets. Cost: Free.

Info: 443-5355, starlandfarmersmarket. com or maldorors@ gmail.com.

Will Calhoun Drum Clinic

Living Colour drummer gives a clinic.

When: May 10, 3 p.m.

Where: Portman’s Music, 7650 Abercorn St. cost: $5

Sunday

Ardis Wood of Victorian Lady tours will speak about some of Savannah’s most fascinating women.

When: May 11 at 4 p.m.

Where: Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, Troup Square.

Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: 234-0980, uusavannah.org.

Katt Williams

Comedian Katt Williams in concert.

When: May 11 at 8 p.m.

Where: Johnny Mercer Theatre Cost: $50 in advance, $55 day of show.

Info: 651-6556 weekdays from 10 a.m.-5 p.m

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Savannah Sand Gnats

The Gnats take on the Asheville Tourists.

When: May 12, 13, 14 and 15 at 7 p.m.

Where: Historic Grayson Stadium, 1406 E. Victory Dr. Cost: Box seats -- $10, Reserved -- $8, General Admission -- $7, and Seniors, military or kids 4-12 -- $5.

Info: 351-9150.

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Wednesday Psychotronic Film Society: Denti (2000, Italy) The haunting story of a young man who is fixated unhappily on his bizarrely large and protruding teeth.

When: May 14 at 8 p.m.

Seating will begin at 7:30 p.m.

Where: The Sentient Bean Coffeehouse, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5.

SCAD Performing Arts Department: The Mexican Play

A satire about illegal immigration and contemporary American culture.

When: May 14, 15, 16 and 17 at 8 p.m.

Where: Mondanaro Theater, 217 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

Cost: $10 general public, $5 students/seniors/military and free for all SCAD students, staff or faculty.

Info: 525-5050, www. scadboxoffice.com

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News & Opinion

Running on empty A few years back, my wife and I went to San Diego on a short vacation. We went up the coast a ways to the Del Mar track to catch a few races and make a few silly bets.

I had never been to a horserace before. Like most people, my only encounter with horseracing was seeing the Kentucky Derby once a year on TV. I never got what the big deal was. On the small screen, with the foreshortening effect of a long-lens TV camera, the horses always seemed to lumber strangely and awkwardly, like CGI dinosaurs.

But that day in Del Mar, the second those horses left the gate in the first race I instantly understood. The first time you see thoroughbreds run in person, you can’t believe how blindingly fast they actually are. They’re almost cartoonishly fast, as if whimsically breaking the laws of physics. answered without missing a beat, using typical stone-cold, crystal-clear kid’s logic.

All I could do was laugh. Checkmated by a ten-year-old with hardly a fight. I knew it and she knew it.

The national reaction to Eight Belles’s very public death/euthanization/execution has been less clear-cut. The internet reaction broke down into the usual tribes that anyone who’s gone online lately will recognize immediately: • Pompous, self-appointed experts who, apparently able to read horses’ minds, assure us that the animals love the sport; • Animal rights activists who disingenuously compare horseracing to dogfighting (in horseracing, fatal injury is an accident, albeit a too-common one, whereas with dogfighting, it’s the desired goal); • Fringe leftists who chime in with the usual shopworn non-sequiturs like “Why should we care about a single horse when thousands have died in Iraq and no one cares?”;

• And of course dim-bulb conservatives who insult everyone else IN ALL CAPS WITH LOTS OF SPELING AND GRAMATICLE ERERS AND TO MANY EXCLAMASION POINNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know the cast of characters all too well.

I’m still not sure where I fit in.

I like horseracing but am not blind to the problems with it. I value animals but am not an animal rights activist by any means (since one reason I value some of them is because they taste so good). And since everything’s political these days, as far as that goes, George W. Bush drove me away from conservatism for good and the fringe left has become just as effective at driving me away from their side.

The bottom line for me is the fact the image of that lonely horse crumpled in a heap while everyone else celebrates another horse’s victory.

You can go on all you want about how well cared-for topshelf thoroughbreds are. But we all see now how quickly they’re jettisoned when they can no longer generate revenue — basically in five minutes or less.

Indeed, I was shocked less by the horse’s death than by the quickness of it. By the time NBC got around to getting the first person oncamera about it, she’d already been killed right there on the track — without even the respect and simple decency of being moved someplace more private.

I’ll always be amazed at how fast and beautiful a horse can be when it’s in shape and ready to run. But I’ll certainly never go out of my way to watch a horserace again.

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Chatham-Savannah Citizen Advocacy marks three decades

Rosemary Daniell about her writing, her Zona Rosa writer’s group, and winning a Governor’s Award.

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One of Savannah’s most beloved good-works organizations celebrates 30 years of helping the community this Thursday night.

Chatham-Savannah Citizen Advocacy will hold its annual meeting and celebratory dinner May 8, 6-10 p.m. at the Hellenic Center on Anderson Street. This year’s covered dish supper also features a pre-supper hors d’oeuvres reception featuring a photography

exhibit by Lyn Bonham, and music by local band SOAP. Post-supper activities include citizen advocacy stories, induction of new board members, and music

by The 8 Tracks.

“Over the years the supper has become less formal,” said Tom Kohler, coordinator for Citizen Advocacy. “When we first started we had a head table and speakers.

We realized it’s about less formality,

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more fellowship and really great food--about keeping the ‘social’ in ‘social change.’”

The annual “Home Grown Good News” supper was first held in 1988 to celebrate Citizen Advocacy’s tenth anniversary.

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Since then, I’ve had much more respect for those horses and for the “sport” in general, if you can call it that (as with auto racing, there remains a spirited, ongoing national barroom debate over whether the term is deserved).

We’ve occasionally tried to gauge our daughter’s interest in horseracing — after all, everyone knows ten-year-old girls love horses, right? — but to little avail.

“I’m opposed to horseracing for lots of reasons,” she precociously (and presciently) said several days ago, well before Saturday’s Kentucky Derby, which saw the euthanization — can we just call it killing? — of the filly Eight Belles literally moments after the race, in full view of the crowd and the TV audience.

She said one of the reasons she doesn’t like horseracing is the whips, to which I lamely countered: “But the whips don’t actually hurt them. The whips are small and the horses hardly feel it.”

“Then wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?” she

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The goal of citizen advocacy is to integrate people with developmental disabilities into ordinary community life, through one-to-one, freely given personal relationships between a person with a developmental disability and a person living in the mainstream of the community (an advocate.)

Since 1978, the non-profit organization has facilitated over 800 matches, with many resulting in long-term mutually beneficial advocacy relationships.

Currently, approximately 100 matches exist in the greater Chatham-Savannah area, with Citizen Advocacy facilitating approximately fifteen new matches each year.

“People with disabilities have suffered so much exclusion in our culture that many people think that’s the way it is supposed to be. One person at a time, we are changing that reality and that perception,” said Louisa Abbot, a longtime citizen advocate and incoming board chairman.

Sean Brandon represents a member of the newest generation of advocates and organization volunteers. The 29year-old city administrator has been an advocate for nearly five years to “Sherman,” a man in his mid-20’s.

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‘A time bomb in the middle of my brain’ by linda sickler | linda@connectsavannah.com

When Linda Inglett was diagnosed with a potentially fatal brain aneurysm, she thought at first her doctor was speaking to someone else. After all, she was seeing an ear, nose and throat specialist about a problem with her vocal chords, not a neurologist about her brain.

“He said, ‘Linda, I’m very sorry, but you have an aneurysm’ and I was looking all around me to see who he was talking to,” Inglett remembers with a laugh. “I couldn’t imagine that he was talking to me.”

Inglett, 57, was so stunned at the news that at first she thought it had to be a mistake. Then she saw the scans of her brain, which clearly showed a large aneurysm.

The next day, Inglett passed out and was found on her bathroom floor. She was rushed to the hospital, but was told surgery wasn’t possible. She took medicine for a while, then passed out again.

Because the aneurysm was located in the center of her brain, traditional brain surgery wasn’t an option because it would cause severe brain damage. At first, Inglett had no idea where to turn for help, so she began calling hospitals and medical centers around the country.

Finally, when Inglett called Boston, she got an answer. “The woman said, ‘It’s showing a Dr. Jay Howington right there in Savannah,’” she says.

Inglett was admitted to St. Joseph’s Hospital, where Howington performed a fairly new type of surgery called an edovascular embolization, in which platinum coils and stents were inserted into her brain. She has a year to go in the recovery phase, but so far her recovery has been remarkable and she says she feels as good as new.

As frightening as the diagnosis was, as hard as it was to face brain surgery, the thing that scares Inglett the most is this -- her aneurysm was discovered purely by accident. If her ENT hadn’t decided to scan her entire head instead of just her vocal chords, it wouldn’t have been found in time to save her life.

“I had a time bomb in the middle of my brain,” Inglett says now. “The walls were beginning to weaken when they found it. I really don’t think I would have had another six months. New technology saved my life.”

Since her own diagnosis, Inglett is determined to help others. She operates two Web sites, visits neurology patients and their families to offer advice and support, and raises money for equipment to diagnose and treat aneurysms and other

neurological disorders.

“My goal is to find people who’ve had strokes,” Inglett says. “Let’s get together in some way and let people know they don’t have to leave Savannah to get help.”

Inglett also wants to promote early diagnosis. “Mammograms have become routine,” she says. “Why not brainograms?

There are tests that can be done to detect aneurysms.

“Maybe if they looked at a person’s brain every two or three years, these things could be treated before they caused so much damage,” Inglett says. “I’m very lucky I had an early diagnosis.”

Inglett’s symptoms weren’t bothersome enough for her to have them checked out.

“Now when I look back, I had pains in my head and my eyes became sensitive to bright light,” she says. “But it wasn’t anything bad enough to make me go to the doctor.”

Inglett is particularly grateful to Howington. “He didn’t give up on me,” she says.

“He’s straight up and tells it like it is.”

She’s also thankful for the care she received in the St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Institute for Neurosciences. Inglett plans to help the hospital raise money for its new neurological intensive care unit.

Hospital staffers are extremely proud of the new facility. “It was dedicated April 10,” says Sister M. Kristen Lancaster, administrative representative at St. Joseph’s Hospital. “We moved here April 17 from the other unit.”

The previous neurological intensive care unit was good, but the new one is spectacular. “It’s like going from the Motel 6 to the Ritz,” registered nurse Dana Welser says.

“This unit is literally four times the size of the old one,” Welser says. “Everything is modern and updated. We can care for 12 patients with any kind of brain trauma.”

The staff had been waiting for the new unit for about three years, Welser says.

“Once we saw the blueprints, we got so excited,” she says.

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Top, Linda Inglett; bottom, some of the staff at the St. Joseph’s Neuro ICU

much more family-friendly.”

Each patient room contains a futon, recliner and chair, plus an end table with a lamp for the patient’s family to use. “Research has shown that patients get better quicker with 24-hour availability to their families,” Welser says.

Each room has a ceiling-mounted, multiple-support “tower” with access to oxygen and other gases, suction, electrical receptacles and data ports. The patient’s bed and the tower both are in the center of the room.

So far, St. Joseph’s Hospital is the only hospital in the country to have this kind of set-up. The arrangement allows 360-degree access to the patient, says Diane Hinely, nurse manager of neurosciences. “When we have to get to a patient, we can get to the patient,” she says.

“When the neurologist needs to get to the patient’s head, he can. The bed can be turned and angled more easily than beds in a typical intensive care unit.

“The doctors really like it,” Hinely says.

“We have patient care lifts in every room and can lift patients up to 550 pounds, which is good for the nurses as well as the patients.”

Each nurse in the unit is assigned two patients. The nurse sits at a pod that is located strategically between two of the patient rooms, providing a view of both

patients at all times.

“One room is set up for dialysis,” Hinely says. “When someone is ill, their organs don’t function as well as they should, and some patients need dialysis.”

The unit is designed for immediate critical care, and once patients are stabilized, they’re moved to a step-down unit. Because the patients in the unit are so critically ill, the rooms were designed to be large enough to hold all the equipment needed to treat them.

Most patients are admitted to the unit for treatment of brain aneurysms, strokes, brain tumors and seizure disorders. “Time is of the essence,” Hinely says.

“You have a three-hour time frame between the time you have a stroke and the time you begin bleeding or have a clot.

There is medication that can dissolve the clot.”

Anyone who thinks they might be having a stroke should be taken to the nearest emergency department immediately, Hinely says. What are the symptoms of a stroke?

Hinely uses the anagram FAST to explain them: “F” is for face, If your smile is uneven, there is facial droop or numbness or vision disturbances, you could be having a stroke.

“A” is for arm and leg. If you have weakness in a limb or difficulty walking, you

could be having a stroke.

“S” is for speech. If your speech is slurred, you use words that are inappropriate for the sentence or you suddenly become mute, you could be having a stroke.

“T” is for time. Time is critical, so call 911 immediately if you think you are having a stroke.

“You don’t have any pain with a stroke,” Hinely says. “With a heart attack, there is discomfort, so people don’t think they have to do anything. But if you have any kind of numbness, tingling in the extremities or trouble speaking, get help. You can have a brain attack just like you can have a heart attack.”

While the rooms are stocked with lots of new equipment, there are needs yet to be met. “We have only so many funds,” Hinely says. “We had to prioritize.”

An upgrade in the step-down unit already has been put on hold because of needed updates in the emergency department. “We’re seeing twice as many patients in the ER as two years ago,” Hinely says.

“The population is growing, and there’s been an increase in strokes and heart attacks.We’re bursting at the seams.”

Inglett is hoping to raise enough money to put even more equipment in the new unit. “If 50,000 people each just sent in $1, that would finish this unit,” she says.

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thropic efforts are appreciated, says Becky Cheatham, director of the St. Joseph’s/ Candler Foundation. “Our job is to help bring resources into the hospital,” she says.

“Hospitals are having a hard time making it strictly on patient revenues.”

Revenues are steadily dropping, Cheatham says. “We’re not getting the same level of reimbursement, yet we’re asked to treat more and more patients,” she says.

The St. Joseph’s/Candler health system continues to benefit from Mary Telfair’s 1875 bequest to found a women’s hospital.

More recently, the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer Pavilion was opened because of the Lewis family’s generosity.

“Look what Mary Telfair did for us,” Cheatham says. “Long after she died, her money bought the first mammography unit at the Mary Telfair Women’s Hospital.

She could never have foreseen that she would still be helping us more than 100 years after her death.”

Persons who are interested in making donations or setting up bequests should contact the foundation to find out what options there are, Cheatham says. No donation is too small, she says.

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Short stuff Ask most Savannah residents about movies filmed in town recently, and they’re liable to draw a blank. Some might bring up Forrest Gump, The Legend of Bagger Vance, and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, (all filmed in the 1990’s) before taking a long pause.

As far as big or even medium budget movies go, Savannah’s heyday as a film location appears to be something of a 20th century phenomenon. A quickie visit to the City of Savannah’s Film Office website reinforces that perception, listing only three films shot locally since 2000,

along, and most of the time it works out for us. We get bankable talent to sign on with us by paying expenses only, with a promise of a good chunk of the profit if and when it comes. That is the kind of film being shot in Savannah right now.”

Ray met the film’s creators, Jacqueline Pennewill and Pete Konczal, in the 1990’s during his stint as director of Film Industry Relations at SCAD. Although the couple is not indigenous to Savannah, their film has been local from the start.

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and none since 2003.

With the CinDigenous Film Screening Event, scheduled for Thursday night at the Jepson Center, the Film Office hopes to bring Savannah up to speed on the rapidly expanding sector of local, independently-produced short film.

“Typically the only time people know about films being made here are when someone comes in from outside the area,” said Melissa Fader, with the Film Office.

“They bring in a few stars and are gone six weeks later.”

Even in the world of independent films, all is not equal. The four short films to be screened on Thursday are part of the underdogs of that category, which, according to Harvey Ray, represents a coming trend in the larger filmmaking community, Ray is a producer of one of the films to be screened, And Then She Was Gone, and is a member of the Savannah Film Commission.

“What we have now is two classes of independent films,” said Ray. “One raises enough money that it not only has enough for production, but also a decent budget for distribution and publicity.

“Then there are the rest of us. We raise enough to do production and chances are we are still raising money as the film goes

in Savannah but it’s not about Savannah.

It could be anywhere—as long as you could find anything half as beautiful.”

Pennewill and Konczal created the fiveminute long version of And Then She Was Gone in hopes of making a feature length film in the future.

“It’s part of the independent film making process,” said Ray. “It’s very often used as a vehicle, especially if you have directors and a cinematographer who has a vision. They can take five minutes of your time on the screen and can hook you on this film and this concept and this look.”

Savannah film actress Diana Scarwid stars in the movie, anchoring its roots firmly in local soil.

The other films on Thursday’s roster are The Street Cleaner, produced by Perpombellar Productions; The Madness of Being, a short stop animation film by Hal Miles; and a film about the Charleston Symphony Orchestra by Michael Chaney.

For the time conscious, CinDigenous offers a schedule that does for the weeklong film festival format what speed dating does for courtship. In the span of two hours, Thursday night’s event starts with a light reception, screens the four films, and then wraps with a panel discussion.

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That’s a lot of beer

Two men entered an Abercorn Street convenience store and shoplifted $93.92 worth of beer.

A store employee called police to report the theft. She said the two men entered the store, went over to the beer section, and removed 5 cases of Busch beer and 3 cases of Ice House beer.

The men carried the beer out of the store without paying for it. They were last seen getting into a black pickup truck and driving off.

The tag was run but came back as not being on file. A check of the area didn’t turn up any suspects or stolen property.

When asked if police could check the surveillance camera, the employee said she didn’t know how to work the system.

A look-out was placed on the suspects’ vehicle along with the suspects’ descriptions.

• A passerby called 911 after seeing a man on East Bay Street exposing his genitals.

Upon arrival at the scene, an officer spoke with the woman, who said the man exposed his penis and urinated while she was leaving her car. She said the suspect was still inside the parking cave just east of City Hall.

Officers searched the area and saw the suspect, with his pants down around his ankles. He was manipulating his penis with his right hand and peeking through a window as he masturbated.

The suspect was put into handcuffs and placed in a patrol car. He refused to provide police with information, but was identified at the Chatham County Detention Center via the jail’s computer. He was charged with public indecency.

• Police were called to Waynesboro Road at Vidalia Road on a report of two different types of gun shots.

Dispatch advised that the rounds might have been fired at a residence on Waynesboro Road. An officer spoke with a woman standing in the yard of the house, who said she lived across the street and had come over to check on her daughter-in-law and grandchildren.

The woman and her husband heard three shots. They said the shots were fired into their yard and toward their son’s house.

• A tourist on a trolley tour apparently got off the trolley and left his wallet behind. A few hours later, another man asked him, “Did you get your wallet back?”

The second man said he was seated next to a man who found a wallet and gave it to the trolley conductor. The man contacted the trolley company, but the wallet wasn’t found.

The conductor said no one gave her a wallet at any time during the day. The trolley was checked by a tour company employee and by the victim.

The wallet was valued at $25. It contained $80 in cash, a Texas driver’s license and credit cards, which were immediately cancelled.

• A Quacco Road resident told police her husband had left their home a week earlier. When he returned, she said he’d been smoking crack and drinking beer.

She said he began beating on the door of their residence, so she fled to the neighbor’s house, where she waited for police.

She said she was scared of her husband and wanted him to leave.

An officer contacted the man, who said he left two days earlier because he and his wife were arguing.

He told the officer he was ready to return home.

The man didn’t appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Both the man and the woman said there was no physical confrontation.

The woman was told there was no way to make the man leave, so she left the house for the night.

• Several men who identified themselves as sheriff ’s deputies entered a club on North Lathrop Avenue and caused a scene.

A witness said all the of the men made it very clear they were law enforcement. He said there was a confrontation between one of the deputies and a woman and man who were at the club.

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“Many of my young patients think about getting plastic surgery the way they’d think about getting their hair done,” explained Dr. David Alessi of Beverly Hills, Calif., who is still amazed at women’s willingness to endure “extreme” cosmetic alterations. “Vaginal rejuvenation” (labiaplasty) might be the most sensational procedure, but surgeons also do “forehead implants” and ankle and shoulder liposuction, break and reset jaws to tweak smiles, and lengthen or shorten toes (for “toe cleavage” with certain shoes). Alessi told a Glamour magazine writer for an April story that one 25year-old recently asked him to “remove” her navel (whereas most umbilicoplasty patients merely request reshaping). Said a bemused colleague, “There’s some consensus about what makes for an attractive ... face, but we have no definition of the ideal navel.”

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violated state law (investigation is under way), one of them has exonerated Barclay of a separate rape charge filed by a 20year-old man, in that the video evidenced a consensual relationship. (The young man has been charged with making a false police report.)

Instant Karma: In March in Leesburg, Va., driver’s license test-taker Nita Sureka was told by the examiner to park beside the Department of Motor Vehicles building, but she accidentally crashed into it, tearing a hole in the wall and forcing the department to close for the day.

Compelling Explanations World’s Greatest Lawyer: Oregon public defender Ethan Levi agreed to represent Eric Kincaid, 29, who had been identified by DNA as the man (in a miniskirt, wig and fishnet stockings) who one night last year had hidden in the closet of a woman he did not know before fleeing.

Kincaid denied that he meant the woman any harm, maintaining that he had been invited by a mysterious second woman, whom he also did not know, to have sex but had realized after seeing the first woman that he was in the wrong apartment, and he left. In April, Levi convinced the jury to accept Kincaid’s explanation and acquit him of all charges.

Well, That Explains That!: Gene Morrill, 57, hoping for a shorter sentence after his conviction for soliciting sex from teenage boys over the Internet, told a court in Fredericksburg, Va., in March about his rough life as a child, beginning with the time he was sexually molested by Bigfoot.

Gulfport, Miss., resident Michael Petro pleaded to a documentary filmmaker (in a clip later uploaded with his permission to the Internet) for help in recovering from his shattering loss during Hurricane Katrina, when his 115-year-old house was destroyed. Since then, he said on the video (reported by WLOX-TV in April): “Church groups have not come through, the government has not come through, insurance has not come through like was promised,” and “(S)omebody has to fight to get these things back and going.”

According to WLOX-TV, the house that stockbroker Petro lost was 2,500 square I Want My Rights! feet, and the replacement he’s pleading for help with is 6,000 square feet. Said Petro Student Vinicios Robacher, 15, said in to the station, “I’m not too proud to ask March he was preparing to file a law....” suit against school officials in Danbury, Jerome Kerviel told reporters in Conn., over an ear injury. Robacher said April that he is planning to sue Sothat, while he had his head down, sleeping ciete Generale bank in Paris for unfair in class, the teacher slapped his desk so dismissal, even though he is the “rogue” hard with her palm, to wake him, that he derivatives trader the bank says cost it the still has constant pain. equivalent of about $7.5 billion by making Astrid Literski, in prison after pleading risky, unauthorized deals that came to guilty to murdering her 4-year-old daughlight in January and for which he is under ter in 2003, is due in tax court in Halifax, indictment for fraud. Kerviel pointed to Nova Scotia, in May to argue that she an independent investigator’s conclushould not have to give back $1,296 sion that SocGen management had (Cdn) in tax benefits she was ignored 75 warning signs about wrongly paid for the child during Kerviel’s trades and continued Do you deserve 2002. Actually, the girl was living to support him, but SocGen said with her father at the time, but a Happy Kerviel doctored paperwork to Literski says she deserved the tax holiday wish? disguise trades. benefits, anyway, because she provided “emotional” support.

Ironies

Cumberland County (Pa.) Commissioner Bruce Barclay resigned in April after disclosure that he had built a hidden video system in his home and recorded as many as 500 sexual episodes with unknowing men. While the videos may have

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Kilauea volcano near Kalapana, Hawaii, explaining the lure that he and his neighbors feel, having built houses by hand, collected rainwater to drink, installed solar panels for power, and planted vegetables between the rocks for food.

Said one of the semi-hermit residents, to an Associated Press reporter in March, “I’m more scared of people than I am a volcano.”

Recurring Themes Least Competent Criminals: (1) In March, Christopher Koch, 28, became the latest to wait outside a bank, building up his nerve to rob it, and then finally put on the ski mask and walk up to the front door (of the Citizens & Northern Bank, Liberty, Pa.), only to realize that it was by then 12:01 p.m., and the bank had closed at noon. (Employees got Koch’s license plate number.) (2) Angelo Trujillo, 20, became the latest, in March, to attempt to rob someone who was pumping gas (at a Smith’s store in Santa Fe, N.M.). The customer, Ms. Bernie Garcia, 83, calmly sprayed Trujillo with gasoline, sending him fleeing (but he was soon arrested).

That Sacred Institution: The Al-Shams newspaper in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, reported in March that Mohammed al-Rashidi, 11, had just married a cousin, who is 10, remarking: “I am ready for this marriage. It will help me study better.”

And in April, in a courtroom in Sana’a, Yemen, a courageous 8-year-old girl walked in alone and demanded that the judge grant her a divorce from the 30year-old man her father had contracted to marry her. The judge, rejecting tradition, granted the divorce.

Armed and Clumsy (allnew) More people who accidentally shot themselves recently: Mr. Roland Scott, the victim of a street robbery, took away the perp’s shotgun and started beating him with it, but jarred the trigger, and it fired, hitting Scott, fatally, in the stomach (Baltimore, March). A 31-year-old man, fleeing police after a “pump and run” at a gas station, lost control of his car, and the collision jarred his gun, firing a shot into his abdomen (Morgan County, Colo., March). A 20-year-old man shot himself in the groin when he stuffed a shotgun (that he had allegedly just stolen) inside his pants (Seattle, April). A 44-year-old woman recanted her rape and assault claims, admitting that she shot herself in the knee while reaching for a flashlight (Springfield, Mo., December).

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straight dope F. Gwynplaine MacIntyre says the story involves Laurel wandering the grounds of an insane asylum doing the Napoleon bit—hat, hand tucked in shirt. To the extent that thinking you’re Napoleon remains with us, I’d bet Napoleon BunnyPart (1956), starring one B. Bunny, did plenty to keep the premise alive.

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How did it come to be that the comedic stereotype of the crazy person is someone who thinks they’re Napoleon? —Doug Frazey For all we know, delusions-of-grandeur gags predate the written word—there may be some ur-joke back there about believing you’re the guy that discovered fire—but it makes sense that they’d find full flower in the 19th century, when the study of mental illness came into its own.

Now, to make a D.O.G. joke work, you need as a reference point an extremely famous person with some easily recognizable shtick, and as of the mid-1800s, that’s Napoleon Bonaparte.

Two centuries on, Napoleon is remembered imprecisely by most—mainly as a dynamic little guy with a strong forehead and a long to-do list—but in the years following his roller-coaster run as emperor of France, Napoleon was arguably as famous as it was possible to be in a pre-mass-media world. Well, maybe Jesus was more famous, but Napoleon was funnier—the hand in the coat, the temper, the hat, etc. Adding to Napoleon’s legend was his penchant for eccentric behavior: British political cartoons savaged him as unstable from the time he invaded Egypt until after his exile to Saint Helena.

So on one hand you’ve got the notion of the crazy person who thinks he’s someone famous, and on the other you’ve got a staggeringly famous person who happens to have a rep for being crazy. Comedywise it’s peanut butter and jelly.

By the end of the century the thinking-you’re-Napoleon concept had clearly made it into the popular consciousness. In his landmark 1890 treatise The Principles of Psychology, William James describes a typical exhibition of hypnotism in which a subject is for comic effect led to believe that he’s Napoleon; a character in William De Morgan’s 1907 novel Alice-for-Short thinks he’s Napoleon but is counseled to keep it to himself lest he get locked up.

The earliest filmed version of the gag is almost certainly found in the 1917 Stan Laurel short Nuts in May. No complete print survives, but film historian

This idea has been around a while but gained new oomph with the 2003 publication of the science-history book Napoleon’s Buttons, by Penny Le Couteur and Jay Burreson. The story says the army Napoleon led into Russia in June 1812 had been outfitted, possibly as a cost-cutting measure, with uniforms held closed by tin buttons.

When temperatures dropped during the French retreat later that year, the buttons crumbled, leaving troops exposed to the murderous elements.

Why would this happen? Stuff that’s made tin is susceptible when subjected to cold to what’s known as tin disease or tin pest, which causes regular metallic tin (also called white tin) to become gray, powdery, and brittle; when gray tin comes into contact with previously uncontaminated white tin, the condition can spread like a fungus. This change in the bonding structure of tin atoms starts very slowly at 13.2 degrees Celsius (56 degrees Fahrenheit) and speeds up as the temperature decreases, reaching a peak between -30 and -40°C. So tin disease is real, but is the buttons story true? Me, I’d say probably not. Consider: (1) Tests performed with tin ingots suggest it’d take maybe 18 months at lowered temperatures to result in appreciable flaking. Napoleon’s Russian campaign lasted less than half that long and didn’t encounter severe cold until the very end. (2) It’s not like tin disease was a big secret in 1812; it had been observed for centuries. Tin alloys like pewter were commonly used for buttons, and alloying tin with just 5 percent lead is enough to keep the problem at bay. (3) A mass grave of Napoleon’s soldiers was discovered in Vilnius, Lithuania, in 2002. Helping to identify the 2,000-odd bodies as casualties of the hellish 1812 retreat were numerous regimental buttons, many made of tin alloy and still legible after 190 years in the ground.

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The Jaybirds

Bluegrass from the Great White North, you say? Poppycock! And yet, these one-time Juno and two-time Canadian Folk Music Award nominees put the lie to the assumption that traditional music must emanate from its original breeding grounds in order to sound (or to be) authentic. Led by phenomenal mandolin player John Reishman, the musical output of this group of West Coast pickers has been described as both stylish and elegant. Known for their resolutely old-time approach to showmanship and for buttressing their austere acoustic arrangements of classic standards and memorable originals with humorous storytelling, they’re a family-oriented act that’s tailor made for this alcohol and smoke free listening room.

Listen & Learn: thejaybirds.com.

(Other) Starts at 10 p.m.

Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) The Bamboo Room “Georgia Kyle” Shiver (Live

Music)

Bayou Cafe Chief (Live

Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m.

Jimi Ray

Cheers to You Karaoke

One of the newest electric blues combos on our scene, this mightily impressive power trio is currently shopping a home-made debut album that features rock-solid performances but production which alternates between sounding intentionally unorthodox and just plain amateurishly recorded.

However, the vigorous, church-influenced drumming of Calvin Williams, funky, Hendrixinspired guitarwork of vocalist Chris Carusos and the melodic, inventive bass lines of vocalist Doc Jay Black on that disc more than make up for any sonic limitations. Live, they mix in their own ultra-conCharge $20 tix at 748-1930. Sat., 8 pm, Randy Wood’s Concert Hall (1304 E. Hwy 80, Bloomingdale) - ALL-AGES.

Kiterunner & Friends

This triple-bill of upand-coming indie-rock leans more toward aching than pissed. Locals Kiterunner have hovered for a while on the edges of our original music scene, playing mostly lowkey, DIY-oriented venues. The melodramatic, anti-folk influenced group blends acoustic and electric instrumentation and cites Arcade Fire and Sufjan Stevens as influences. Austin’s Neva Geoffrey is signed to Alias Records (home to unconventional luminaries Yo La Tengo and American Music Club). She describes her music as “Healing”. It’s soothing, pastoral acoustic guitar and piano-based

temporary blues and rock-based pop originals with respectful and tight arrangements of songs from the Hendrix, SRV and ZZ Top back catalogs that are just flashy enough to pay tribute without wearing out their welcome. Surely a local band to watch. Listen & Learn: jimiray.net. Sat., 10 pm, John’s & Friends.

low-fi with layered harmony vocals (courtesy of Neva herself) reminiscent of the fleeting, dreamy moments on Big Star’s debut as well as the late-night paeans of Elliot Smith. Valdosta, Ga.’s Night Driving In Small Towns was recently named one of The Best 25 Bands on MySpace (!) by Rolling Stone. The female-fronted quintet’s instrumentation includes banjo, bass, drums, guitar, mandolin and keys. They veer from twee and breathy country-rock constructions similar to Basement Tapes-era Band and minimal, atmospheric, post-modern laments.

This show is a wonderful primer for semi-acoustic DIY folk-rock of the day. Free with a suggested donation. Listen & Learn: myspace. com/kiterunnerband, myspace. com/nevageoffrey, nightdrivinginsmalltowns.com. Fri., 8 pm, The Sentient Bean -ALL-AGES.

Katt Williams

Many will recognize this flamboyant, suave, foul-mouthed standup comic from his TV appearances (among other things, he’s hosted the BET HipHop Awards and Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav). Known for snide, politically incorrect takes on prostitution and drug use, the single father of eight, including seven adopted children (yes, you read that correctly), became a top-draw comedian following his brazen HBO special The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1. This appearance, in support of his newest CD It’s Pimpin’ Pimpin’ is sold out, but you may still find tix outside the venue.

Listen & Learn: kattwilliams.com.

Sun., 8 pm, Johnny Mercer Theater.

(Karaoke) 8 p.m.

Club 51 Degrees DJ Blue Ice (DJ) Club One #@*! Karaoke

(Karaoke)

Daiquiri Beach Jeremy & Stephen of Argyle (Live

Music) Acoustic duo set of classic rock, modern rock and reggae (covers/originals).

Doubles Lounge DJ Sam Diamond (DJ)

Driftaway Cafe Chuck Courtenay & Bucky Bryant

(Live Music) Acoustic guitar and vocals duo known playing pop, rock and country (covers/originals) 7 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Bottles & Cans (Live Mu-

sic) Local combo playing a wild mix of hard-swinging, house rockin’ garage-blooze and old, weird, Americana (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Guitar Bar Open Mic night hosted by Caesura (Live

Music) Open Mic Night led by a young local melodic metalcore/indierock combo. 10 p.m.

Hang Fire Karaoke (Kara-

oke) 9 p.m.

Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Jeff Beasley (Live Music) 7:30 continues p.20

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Guitar Hero music

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Spoken Word showcase and competition 8 p.m.

Wednesday

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(DJ) 9 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ In Coma

Blues, Soul and Pop 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Trae Gurley’s “Swoonatra” (Live

(DJ) (11 pm)

Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music)

Celtic troubadour playing trad and modern Irish music and pop (covers & originals). May 7, May 8, May 9, May 10 May 11 oke) 9 p.m.

Live Wire Music Hall Lance DJ (DJ) 9 p.m.

Mercury Lounge The Eric Culberson Blues Band

(Live Music) Internationally-known electric blues trio (covers & originals).

10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic (Live

LIVE MUSIC: Pete Love 8:00-12:00 Thurs 05/08

Electric Cheese 8:00-12:00

Fri 05/09

Bottles ’n Cans 8:00-12:00

Rhythm Riot 8:00-12:00 Sun 05/11

Thomas Claxton 7:30-11:30

SIN Night Sundays

1/2 Price Dom Draft • 1/2 Price Well Liquors

Happy Hour Mon-Fri 2:30-7pm

• $6 Domestic Pitchers • 2-for-1 Wells • Shrimp & Oyster Specials .35 each • 16 oz. PBR Draft $2

(Other) 8 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30

Catch Every Baseball Game on

12 TVs! DirecTV Extra Innings Package

Wild Wing Cafe Karaoke

(Karaoke) 8:30 p.m.

8

THURSDAY (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Music) Rock, Pop, Soul, Blues and Country covers -9 p.m.

Benny’s Tybee Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) w/DJ

Levis 9:30 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

(Other) Showcase of locally-produced short films featuring a Q & A with the filmmakers themselves. Reception starts at 6:30 pm with light hors d’ouvres and cash bar. Films begin at 7 pm. 7 p.m.

John’s & Friends Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m. 9 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music)

Celtic troubadour playing trad and modern Irish music and pop (covers & originals). May 7, May 8, May 9, May 10 May 11

Live Wire Music Hall Caesura; Low Country Destroyer (Live Music) Local

post-hardcore indie-rock guitar band that just released a DIY CD; Local Progressive metal jam band”. 9 p.m.

Loco’s Deli & Pub (Southside) Team Trivia w/ Kowboi (Other) 7 p.m.

p.m.

Blaine’s Back Door #@*!

Karaoke (Karaoke)

Scandals TBA (Live Mu-

Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke

(Karaoke)

(Karaoke) -9 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Psychotronic Film: BOB DYLAN - I’M NOT THERE (2007, USA) (Other)

Club One Industrial Resurrection w/ DJ Shrapnel

Mercury Lounge Greg Williams (Live Music) Prolific

sic) 8 p.m.

Sat 05/10

Wed 05/07

Jepson Center for the Arts “Cindigenous - an evening of local short films

Bayou Cafe Chief (Live

Robin’s Nest Team Trivia

18 E. River Street • 234-6003

The Warehouse Pete Love

(Live Music) Solo acoustic set of pop, rock, soul and beach music covers (and some originals) from a member of Mary Davis & Co. 8 p.m.

Murphy’s Law Celtic Karaoke with Kerr (Karaoke)

(Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

cOLDEST, CHEAPEST bEER IN TOWN

Music) Singing thespian’s tribute to ‘Ol Blue Eyes’ golden period 7:30 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Karaoke

Planter’s Tavern TBA

Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) Rock,

pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers.

-noon -6 p.m.

Music) With Markus & Hudson. 10:30 p.m.

9 p.m.

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tunes.

The Jinx Rock & Roll Bingo w/DJ Boo-Cock-Eye

(Karaoke) -9 p.m.

233.1616 Across From the Hyatt

Hang Fire DJ Skypager w/Zone D (DJ) Dancehall

p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke

w. Bay street

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) TBA (Live

veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for more than a decade 6:30 p.m.

Music) Pop, rock, country and blues acts 6 p.m.

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King’s Inn Karaoke (Kara-

Downtown’S lonGeSt RUnninG HAPPY HoUR

Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Tropicana Night Club Spitfire Poetry Slam (Other)

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The Psychotronic Film Society of Savannah presents a weekly series of overlooked, rare, foreign and/or criticallyacclaimed cult cinema: Special Screening of TODD HAYNES’ impressionistic biopic of BOB DYLAN: I’M NOT THERE. Seating for the first show begins at 6 pm, and at 8:50 pm for the second.

May 7, 6:30 & 9 p.m.

(DJ) 10 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music) Fannie’s on the Beach “Georgia Kyle” Shiver & Fiddlin’ Scott Holton (Live

Music) 7 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House TBA

(Live Music) 6:30 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House WormsLoew (Live

10 p.m.

Music) Locally-based “Y’allternative” rock band offering rootsy, Americana-tinged modern pop-rock originals and like-minded covers. 10 p.m.

Tantra Lounge Open Mic Night (Live Music) 9:30

Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano

Slugger’s 5 Point Productions’ Karaoke (Karaoke)

p.m.

& vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a

McDonough’s Karaoke

local acoustic guitarist and singer/songwriter playing blues, folk, rock and pop (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Moon River Brewing Co. Eric Britt (Live Music)

Acoustic guitarist/singer playing alt.rock and pop 8:30 p.m.

Myrtle’s Bar & Grill J. Howard Duff (Live Music)

7:30 p.m.

Night Lights “Rock Star Karaoke” (Live Music,

Karaoke) Kraoke featuring a live band, rather than pre-recorded music.

11 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA

American Legion Post 36 Karaoke (Karaoke) Baja Cantina TBA (Live

Music) 7 p.m.

The Bamboo Room TBA

Thursday

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(Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Robin’s Nest Karaoke

(Live Music, Karaoke) 8 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30

p.m.

The Sentient Bean Frantic Rabbit Poetry Slam

(Other) Local spoken word showcase and competition. 8 p.m.

Shoreline Ballroom The David Allan Coe Band (Live

Music) Legendary, infamous C & W songwriter and outlaw hellraiser.

The DB Bryant Band opens. 8 p.m.

Slugger’s Trivia w/ Charles & Mikey (Other) 10 p.m.

Spanky’s TBA (Live Music)

8 p.m.

Tantra Lounge Live DJs TBA (DJ) 10 p.m.

Tommy’s Karaoke w/ Jeff & Rebecca (Karaoke) Tubby’s Tank House TBA

(Live Music) 6 p.m.

Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music)

7 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Nahah Mean (DJ) The Warehouse Electric Cheese (Live Music)

Two-piece guitar and vocals offshoot of quirky local party band Rhythm Riot, playing well-known tunes to sequenced backing. 8 p.m.

Wasabi’s Live DJ Frankie Spins Hip-hop & Electric Fusion (DJ) 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Barry Johnson; The Hitmen

(Live Music) Atlantabased guitarist (covers & orignals) - outdoor ALL-AGES show; Local electric blues power trio (covers & originals)- indoor 21+ show. May 8, 6 & 10 p.m.

(Live Music) 8 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Captain’s Lounge #@*!

Karaoke (Karaoke) Club One Local Cast, DJ Jason Hancock (Main Floor) (DJ) Coach’s Corner Chief

(Live Music) Rock, Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Crystal Beer Parlor The Beer Parlor Ramblers

(Live Music) Old-fashioned Dixieland jazz combo plays in the corner of this local landmark restaurant. 7:30 p.m.

Daiquiri Beach Rhythm Riot (Live Music) Kitschy

local rock, pop, soul and country cover band known for sassy stage demeanor and an unpredictable setlist. 9 p.m.

Daquiri Island Karaoke

(Karaoke)

Dewey’s Dockside Ricky Standard (Live Music)

Rock, pop, beach and blues singer/guitarist, known for a longstanding gig on River Street’s paddleboats (covers & originals). 6 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & the Circuit Breakers (Live Music)

Rock, Pop, Beach, Shag and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond

(DJ)

El Picasso Karaoke (8 p.m.) (Karaoke) Fannie’s on the Beach TBA

(Live Music) 8 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Mary Davis & Co. (Live Music)

Female-fronted acoustic cover combo (rock/pop/ soul/beach music). 6:30 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Hazel Virtue (Live Music)

Southern-tinged alt.rock combo led by regional singer/songwriter Eric Britt. Feat. members of The Train Wrecks (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

9

FRIDAY

Friendly’s Tavern 2 #@*!

Karaoke (Karaoke)

A.J.’s Dockside “Georgia

Gayna’s Bar Karaoke (9 p.m.) (Karaoke)

Hercules Bar and Grill Chief (Live Music) Rock,

Pop, Country and Soul covers 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Eat Mo’ Music (Live Music) Instru-

mental, dance-oriented soul-jazz combo of trumpet, drums, bass and wah guitar featuring area music educators (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Fri & Sat

The “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond

Jepson Center for the Arts Jepson Live feat. Robert Lewis and Fearless Jones

(Live Music) Monthly jazz concert series curated by the Savannah Music Fest’s Rob Gibson, this month wiht an acclaimed Charleston combo. Museum galleries are open during the show, with food and drink available.

5 p.m.

Friday May 16th

The Party starts @ 9pm

Multi-platinum C & W singer/songwriter; Rising Southern rock/modern country artist. 8 p.m.

Celtic troubadour playing trad and modern Irish music and pop (covers & originals). May 7, May 8, May 9, May 10 May 11

Music) Award-winning young jazz drummer and pianist wiht a local connection (covers & originals). May 9, 8 p.m.

May 10, 8 p.m.

(Karaoke) -9 p.m.

Mercury Lounge Savannah Avenue (Live Music) Local

jazz fusion/funk outfit of guitar, bass, drums and sax, and occasionally keyboards, percussion,

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Thursday

D.J. Jake the Snake

Kokopelli’s Jazz Club The Sean Bolden Group (Live

McDonough’s Karaoke

Karaoke

Saturday

Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music)

Music) 8:30 p.m.

Wednesdays

d Friday r 3 & t 1s month of the ich D.J’s w d n a S e Dop

tric blues band led by guitarist Brett Bernard and feat. Silver Lining’s rhythm section of Maggie Evans and Mark Cordray (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Mansion on Forsyth Park The Chromatics (Live

Pop Cult ure Trivia w/ TTL Dart Lea gue Nigh t

Friday

John’s & Friends The Hitmen (Live Music) Elec-

and-coming Athensbased roots-rock and alt. country quintet led by guitarist/singer Franck.

9 p.m.

Tuesday

Pum Pum Thursday s w/ D.J. Skypage r featuring Z o ne D Reggae Dance H all

The Johnny Mercer Theatre Sara Evans; Brantley Gilbert (Live Music)

Live Wire Music Hall Betsy Franck & The Bareknuckle Band (Live Music) Up-

D.J. Kane

Come In & Try Our Screaming Pickle Sauce Located on the lane just south of Oglethorpe.

Tues 11:30-3:00 Wed-Sat 11:30-6:00

Can’t find Angel’s?

Call us and we’ll talk you in: 495-0902 www.angels-bbq.com

music

Kyle” Shiver (Live Music)

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originals). May 9, 7 p.m.

May 10, 7 p.m.

Friday

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trombone and trumpet.

10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub The Domino Effect (Live Music) Local

college night thursdays!!

Now Open Until 10pm on College Night

$5 Pitchers • 2 for 1 Entrees After 5pm (with college id) Happy Hour Daily 4-6pm • $1 Drafts Voted “BEST BURGER” by the readers of Connect Savannah

funk/reggae/soul-based jam act feat. singing guitarist Josh Wade (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) David Flannery (Live Mu-

sic) Rock, pop, blues and modern folk-oriented tunes sung and played on acoustic guitar (covers & originals). 8:30 p.m.

Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live

Music) 8 p.m.

North Beach Grill Tubby Love (Live Music) Solo

13 E. Broughton St. • 231-0986

acoustic guitarist and singer playing reggae and soul-influenced modern pop (covers & originals). 7 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA

(Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

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Tel: 912.233.1192

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30

p.m.

The Sentient Bean Kiterunner & Friends

(Live Music) Triple bill of up-and-coming indierock artists, including locals Kiterunner, Austin, Tx. songwriter Neva Geoffrey and Valdosta’s Night Driving In Small Towns, recently named one of the 25 Best Bands on MySpace by Rolling Stone Magazine. 8 p.m.

Stogie’s DJ Paynt & DJ Mself (DJ) Tantra Lounge Emayrel

(Live Music) 9:30 p.m.

Terrapin Station DJ Silver Knight (Other, DJ) 10 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Chad

(DJ)

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo

pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers.

-noon -6 p.m. Claire Frazier & Frank Wright

(Karaoke) Talented jazz vocalist who spent several years on the L.A. scene, joined by a veteran pianist (covers &

combo playing a wild mix of hard-swinging, house rockin’ garageblooze and old, weird, Americana (covers & originals). 8 p.m.

Wasabi’s DJ Frankie -C Spins Hip-hop an Electric Fusion (8 p.m.) (DJ) Ways Station Tavern Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Live DJ (DJ)

8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe The Train Wrecks; Quarterfly (Live

Music) Hard-rocking local roots-a-billy and Americana act (covers & originals)- outdoor ALLAGES show; Touring ‘80s retro party band - indoor 21+ show. May 9, 6 & 10 p.m.

10

SATURDAY, Bay Street Blues Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Bernie’s on River Street Karaoke (Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Blowin’ Smoke BBQ Bluesonics (Live Music)

Dance-oriented, electric uptown-style blues band with a tight rhythm section (covers & originals).

6 p.m.

The Britannia British Pub The Train Wrecks (Live

Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond

(DJ)

Fannie’s on the Beach Randy “Hatman” Smith

(Live Music) Beach, Boogie & Blues from a solo guitarist “with the full band sound” 8 p.m.

Gayna’s Bar Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Grapevine Gail Thurmond (Live Music) Piano

& vocal jazz, country, Latin and standards by a veteran songwriter and recording artist who’s entertained Savannahians for more than a decade 6:30 p.m.

Hang Fire DJ Jake The Snake (DJ) 10 p.m.

Hercules Bar and Grill TBA (Live Music) 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Strange Brew (Live Music) Bluesy

rock from a local combo led by singing guitarist G.E. Perry (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Jen’s & Friends TBA (Live Music) Acoustic Pop, Rock, Country, Blues & Soul covers/originals 10 p.m.

The Jinx TBA (Live Music)

11 p.m.

John’s & Friends Jimi Ray (Live Music) Dreamy

and angular blues-rock fusion trio way into Hendrix, SRV and ZZ Top (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Juarez Mexican Restaurant (Waters Ave.) Karaoke (Karaoke)

Music) Hard-rocking local roots-a-billy and Americana act (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Jukebox Bar & Grill TBA

Captain’s Lounge #@*!

Karaoke (Karaoke)

Celtic troubadour playing trad and modern Irish music and pop (covers & originals). May 7, May 8, May 9, May 10 May 11

Chuck’s Bar #@*! Karaoke

(Karaoke)

Club One DJ Hancock (DJ)

10 p.m.

Daquiri Island Karaoke

(Karaoke)

Deb’s Pub & Grub Karaoke

(Karaoke) 9 p.m.

Dewey’s Dockside The Train Wrecks (Live Music)

Hard-rocking local rootsa-billy and Americana act (covers & originals).

6 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music)

Long-running party band specializing in disco, 60s rock, Motown and vintage soul (covers).

(Live Music) 9 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music)

Kokopelli’s Jazz Club The Sean Bolden Group (Live

Music) Award-winning young jazz drummer and pianist wiht a local connection (covers & originals). May 9, 8 p.m.

May 10, 8 p.m.

Live Wire Music Hall “Reggae For Life Benefit” w/Inner Visions (Live

Music) Nationally-known roots-reggae touring band Inner Visions (who’ve been around for almost three decades) provides groove-heavy

Quality Inn American Pride Karaoke (Karaoke)

Saturday

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entertainment for this American Cancer Society Benefit. 1 p.m.

Loco’s Deli & Pub (Downtown) Ralph Sampson’s Paper Jam feat. members of Turtle Folk (Live Music)

Local jam and grooveoriented rock band with a rotating lineup. 11 p.m.

Mansion on Forsyth Park Tradewinds (Live Music)

Local sextet playing Stax and Motown hits of the ‘60s and ‘70s, along with shag favorites and assorted R & B, soul and classic rock tunes.

8:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke

(Karaoke) -9 p.m.

Mercury Lounge Phantom Wingo (Live Music)

Guitar-oriented southern jam-rock band aligned with the Allmans and Gov’t Mule (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Tubby Love

(Live Music) Young local singer/songwriter/ acoustic guitarist offering soulful reggae and funk-influenced tunes to looped backing (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) TBA (Live Music) 8:30

p.m.

Mulberry Inn The Champagne Jazz Trio (Live

Music) 8 p.m.

North Beach Grill The Josh Maul Blues Band

(Live Music) Funky and tight Richmond Hillbased electric blues trio influenced by Albert Collins, SRV and Tab Benoit, led by a former member of Bluesonics (covers & originals). 7 p.m.

Paradiso at Il Pasticcio DJ Matthew Gilbert & DJ Kwaku (DJ) House Music

11:30 p.m.

Planter’s Tavern TBA

(Live Music) Piano Jazz -7 p.m.

Portman’s Music Superstore Will Calhoun Drum Clinic (Live Music) Per-

formance, lecture and Q & A with Living Colour’s

8 p.m.

Randy Wood’s Concert Hall John Reischman & The Jaybirds (Live

Music) Respected touring bluegrass band led by a talented mandolinist.

8 p.m.

Robin’s Nest A Nickel Bag of Funk (Live Music)

Local, dance-oriented, female-fronted funk/ soul/R & B combo with a strong gospel influence (covers & originals). 9 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos (Live Music) -8:30

p.m.

Stogie’s DJ Aushee Knights (DJ) House Music

& ‘80s hits 10 p.m.

Tantra Lounge Dope Sandwich Productions

(Live Music) Acclaimed local collective of alternative, underground hiphop musicians, rappers and DJs. 10 p.m.

Terrapin Station The Upholstery (Live Music)

New jam-oriented project from Brock Elam.

10 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) TBA (Live

Music) 6 p.m.

Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House TBA (Live Music)

7 p.m.

Venus De Milo DJ Nick

(DJ) 10 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo

pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers.

-noon -6 p.m. Claire Frazier & Frank Wright

(Karaoke) Talented jazz vocalist who spent several years on the L.A. scene, joined by a veteran pianist (covers & originals). May 9, 7 p.m.

May 10, 7 p.m.

The Warehouse Rhythm Riot (Live Music) Kitschy

local rock, pop, soul and country cover band known for sassy stage demeanor and an unpredictable setlist. 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Chuck & Bucky; The Lloyd Dobler Effect (Live Music) Lo-

cal acoustic guitar duo playing and singing rock, country and pop hits;

Md.-based modern rock quintet wiht a slightly retro power-pop vibe - they just returned from an overseas Armed Forces Tour - indoor 21+ show. May 10, 6 & 10 p.m.

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Aqua Star Restaurant (Westin Harbor Hotel) Ben Tucker & Bob Alberti (Live

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Bahama Bob’s (Pooler) Karaoke (Karaoke) Bernie’s (Tybee) Karaoke w/DJ Levis (Karaoke) 9

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Captain’s Lounge #@*!

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Doc’s Bar Roy & The Circuit Breakers (Live Music)

A longtime area favorite, this singer/guitarist (with sequenced backing) plays pop/rock/soul/ beach hits as well as his own originals.

Doubles Lounge “World Famous” DJ Sam Diamond

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The Flying Fish Barry Johnson (Live Music)

Acoustic Rock, Country, Blues & Pop covers 6 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Annie Allman (Live Music) Jazz

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Kevin Barry’s Gabriel Donahue (Live Music)

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Mercury Lounge The Groove Eclectic (Live Music) Local,

Murphy’s Law Irish Pub Acoustic Session, Celtic Karaoke (Live Music) Traditional

Celtic acoustic jam session for pros and amateurs alike, followed by Karaoke 7 & 9

Doubles Lounge Live DJ (DJ)

Slugger’s 5 Point Productions Karaoke (Karaoke) 10 p.m.

Fiddler’s Crab House Jr. & Sr.

pianist playing standards, Latin and jazz covers. -noon -6 p.m.

dance-oriented, femalefronted funk/soul/R & B combo with a strong gospel influence, feat. members of A Nickel Bag of Funk (covers & originals). 10 p.m.

Blueberry Hill Karaoke

Savannah Smiles “PianoPalooza” (Live Music)

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon (Live Music) Solo

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Hang Fire DJ Kane (DJ) Kevin Barry’s Harry O’Donoghue (Live Music) Lo-

cally-based acoustic Celtic troubadour who hosts GPB radio’s “The Green Island” radio show (covers & originals). May 12 May 13

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Though best known as the inventive trap drummer in the groundbreaking fusion band Living Colour (whose aggressive and noisy metallic funk helped shape the sonic landscape of late ‘80s and early ‘90s hard rock), two-time Grammy Award-winner Will Calhoun is also a respected jazz percussionist who continues to play and record with a diverse roster of major artists.

He recently wrapped four shows at NYC’s Performance Space 122 that found Calhoun integrating his loves of poetry, sound and photography into a mixed-media event drawing on his studies of global ethnic music.

He returns to Savannah nearly two decades after his last visit for a special clinic at Portman’s Music Superstore.

I caught up with Calhoun by phone.

More at connectsavannah.com.

How did the shows at PS122 go?

Will Calhoun: Tremendous. It allowed me to play dulcimer and interesting indigenous flutes handmade for me during my travels abroad. It was called Black Holes because those are missing spaces in the middle of universes. No one knows how big or deep they are — just like our lives.

Is there any particular recording or live situation that has brought you the most joy or sense of personal accomplishment?

Will Calhoun: I like them all, but my most recent one, Native Lands —which I’ll have for sale at the clinic— is my current favorite. It’s the best representation of who I am musically. There are some great cats on there: Wayne Shorter, Pharaoh Sanders, Buster Williams. The DVD with it has interviews and footage of me studying the music and cultures of foreign lands.

Do you favor a particular style or genre?

Will Calhoun: I don’t believe in styles of music. Not to offend anyone, but I believe in sounds. Is it okay that a rock and roll kid wearing all black and fingernail polish walks into a jazz club to sit down and listen? It’s cool in my eyes, but I know some folks for whom that might be a problem!

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What can folks expect from this event?

Will Calhoun: It’ll be a combination of things: me playing acoustic drum sets, playing along with tracks and demonstrating some electronic music as well, such as loops and samples. We can talk about technical stuff all day long, but the most important thing for me is that drummers, non-drummers, guitarists, parents, whoever shows up is inspired to become what they’d most like to be — which, hopefully, is an artist who thinks outside of the box.

Do you feel Living Colour’s success opened a lot of doors not only for black musicians, but for more commercial acceptance of experimental rock music?

Will Calhoun: That’s a great question, and I have to say the answer is absolutely yes to both. There’s still a tremendous amount of experimental music not being seen, but did we open a lot of doors?

Absolutely. Just go back and listen to the bands before we hit, and the ones that are out now.

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by Jim reed | jim.r@connectsavannah.com

Last year, when local movie production company Perpombellar put the finishing touches on their debut effort, a narrative short called The Street Cleaner, they did what most any self-respecting indie filmmakers would do: they submitted it to the Savannah Film Festival.

However, it seems there was no room at the inn. The Street Cleaner did not make the cut for 2007’s festival, but that didn’t stop the ultra low-budget flick from being accepted to 14 other film fests to date —including Beijing, China’s— and nabbing 12 awards in the process, either from these festivals’ juries, audience members, or both.

And yet, while many in our area may have heard of the film, hardly any have had the opportunity to see it. This Thursday, they’ll get their chance, when that movie —along with three other locally-produced shorts— screens for free in the 220-seat Neises Auditorium at the Jepson Center for The Arts.

Billed as “Cindigenous,” this community event —the first of its kind— is a joint venture between The Jepson and the Savannah Film Commission, both of whom hope that by spotlighting budding local cinematic talent it will lead to the funding of future projects by talented area filmmakers, but also encourage other exceptional industry technicians to view Savannah as a viable place to live and work in their field.

“We’re very limited in funding,” explains Melissa Fader, Locations Specialist for The Savannah Film Commission. “But we brainstormed on how to increase public awareness of local filmmakers —some of whom are SCAD alumni— that didn’t do what most folks do when they graduate from school, which is to move to L.A. or New York.

They stuck it out and are trying to make their dreams work from here.”

From those brainstorming sessions came Cindigenous, a term coined by local Film Commissioner Jay Self, meant to convey both the idea of movie making and a sense of local origination.

In addition to The Street Cleaner, three other standout shorts will be shown: And Then She Was Gone (starring Oscar Nominee Diana Scarwid), The Madness of Being (a stop-motion animation piece by director Hal Miles), and an abstract piece by SCAD professor Michael Chaney that was originally created as a visual backdrop for the Charleston Symphony.

Bill Oberst in The Street Cleaner

“We wanted to open up the event to as many local productions as we could,” explains Fader, “to show our citizens that even though we haven’t been able to attract many major films here of late —for whatever reason— there are noteworthy films being made in Savannah.”

She call the Jepson a “cozy” setting for the event, with a “great” projection system.

“The Film Commission has a strong friendship with the Jepson and they’ve essentially donated their space, which is wonderful. If the filmmakers had to pay for this on their own, it probably wouldn’t have happened,” she continues.

Fader says school projects were not considered for this particular event.

“Not to knock them,” she offers, “but film students have easy access to so much equipment, and we wanted to promote people taking more of a risk on their own.”

Jody Schiesser, who produced The Street Cleaner, is thrilled about this showcase, which he calls “long overdue.”

“Our film being included in this screening feels right. Traveling with it around the country has been such an inspiration that we’re going into this screening more buoyant and much less nervous than if we’d played in Savannah early on.”

(Read extended interviews online at connectsavannah.com.)

Cindigenous: Local Short Films Where: The Jepson Center for The Arts When: 7 p.m., Thurs., May 8 Cost: Free (cash bar reception at 6:30 p.m.)

Info: thestreetcleanermovie.com, andthenshewasgone.com, themadnessofbeing.com

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This past weekend I received an e-mail that I can’t say was entirely unexpected, but which left me both reflective and wistful. After two-and-a-half years of business, Kokopelli’s Jazz Club on Broughton Street is closing its doors for good.

Over the next two weekends, the club will offer its final bookings: The Sean Bolden Group May 9-10, and the return of Savannah’s own up-and-coming trumpet prodigy Alex Nguyen May 16-17.

Many of those in the local music community have been predicting this development for quite some time now, but despite the feeling of impending doom which occasionally emanated from its heavily lacquered wooden doorway, the bar/music venue/restaurant and Southwestern-themed art gallery (an ambitious, convoluted combo if ever there was one) continually surprised the pundits by soldiering on in the face of what at times seemed almost insurmountable odds.

The club will remembered as one of the only dedicated jazz venues to exist in Savannah during the past few decades — which, in and of itself is an accomplishment worthy of recognition, if not praise, from those who’d like to think of our town (with its rich jazz and blues heritage) as capable of supporting such outlets.

However, live jazz is a rough market.

In this era, it’s hard to keep a venture of that sort solvent even in a major metropolitan area, let alone a smallish town such as ours — where it seems lately many in City government and law enforcement are hellbent on scapegoating legitimate live entertainment venues. (Or nickel-and-diming them to death with punitive ordinances.)

By its very nature, making Kokopelli’s financially successful was an uphill battle from the start, but that was also hampered by a number of obvious flaws in its presentation and marketing. Frustrating as this was to those of us who live to see local businesses of this sort thrive, as often as not, the owners’ seemingly sincere desire to present a relatively pricey, esoteric —and for that matter, non-commercial— form of music tempered such managerial missteps.

Having recently returned from N.C., where I caught an arena show by Bruce Springsteen & The E-Street Band and an intimate, sold-out set by Lou Reed in a 1,000-capacity club (neither of which could ever be held in Savannah, as our Civic Center’s too small and out-of-date and we have no dedicated, mid-sized venue designed for standing, drinking crowds), I was already musing on the dispiriting limitations of our city’s live

entertainment scene when I learned of Kokopelli’s demise.

Simply put, in the 22 years that I’ve been a resident here, the Savannah music scene has never, ever been stronger or more diverse than it is right now.

That takes into consideration the breadth and quality of locally-based talent as well as the caliber and frequency with which we now play host to touring acts in a variety of genres, from the smallest club, restaurant and bar levels up to and including headlining attractions in the main room at the Savannah Civic Center.

But here’s the important part, so pay attention: We’ve also very close to collapse.

Exorbitant hikes in property values have made it more difficult than ever for those who know how to run music venues to do so here. At least in downtown’s so-called “Entertainment Zone”, which lately is becoming more restrictive in terms of noise and atmosphere due to the selfish demands of folks who don’t “love the nightlife” but buy high-priced condos within earshot of established bars and venues, only to (absurdly) complain.

Furthermore, blatantly political attempts to appeal to a small, puritanical base —which neither frequents such establishments nor sees much value in their existence— has resulted in proposed legislation that would put Savannah behind the cultural curve of other Southeastern cities (which recognize live music as a vital aspect of quality of life that’s also integral to drawing tourists) and has the real potential to mortally wound the very scene that has taken decades to flourish.

Instead of invoking the tired “helping the children” ploy to stigmatize and impugn live entertainment responsibly presented in tandem with adult beverages (the norm in most all profitable music venues in the U.S.), we should be removing such impediments, rigorously enforcing existing laws (rather than crafting new ones) and embracing the fiscal, promotional and yes, emotional benefits that will come from making live music for all a key component in the vision of Savannah’s future as a must-see destination.

As it is, City Hall’s enthusiastic support for such wonderful events as the Savannah Music Festival is mitigated by hypocritical “anti-fun” stances based on empty rhetoric.

This behavior does nothing but ensure that those capable of opening dedicated, serious concert venues will continue to do so across the state line in Hilton Head (where folks under 21 are welcome in live music rooms which serve alcohol to those of age), and we’ll edge closer to a less vibrant, less diverse and less hip Savannah.

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Playing to our strengths

Rosemary Daniell wins state award for her contributions to literature

by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com

Southern woman, and a talented writer herself,” she says. “I can see now that when I was looking at her unconscious after she took an overdose of pills, at that moment I had a sort of unconscious desire not to lead a life of frustration.”

That drive stayed with her after the writing of Fatal Flowers. “My first imperative after writing that was to resolve my own issues about my mother’s death, and my father’s life.”

This was still in a time when Southern women were “not speaking openly about anger and sexuality,” Daniell remembers.

She subsequently asked four women she knew from the Cultural Arts Center on Waters Avenue to come to her house once a month to “just talk about life,” Daniell says. “That was 26 years ago — now literally thousands of people have been in Zona Rosa.”

Indeed, over 50 Zona Rosa alumni have become published authors. “A lot of wellknown people have come through here — Pat Conroy, of course, and John Berendt read from his book with us before it was published.”

Daniell says she’s learned as much from people in Zona Rosa groups as she’s taught.

“We’ve had all kinds of people in the group with all kinds of life situations. Everyone is welcome — if someone feels they don’t fit in, they usually just leave,” she says.

After an initial wary period, group members tend to warm quickly. “People sometimes feel intimidated by the quality of writing around them, but I always tell them, everybody started somewhere. We have total beginners and we have people working on second or third books.”

As for books, Daniell herself is traveling the country speaking in the wake of her popular Secrets of the Zona Rosa: How Writing (and Sisterhood) Can Change Women’s Lives.

“That book has taken off like wildfire, which is interesting because it didn’t even get that much national press,” she says. “It’s more or less been word of mouth.”

She says the only downside of the grow-

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Though she says she’s certainly honored by her recent winning of a Georgia Governor’s Award in the Humanities, Rosemary Daniell does maintain that it’s a little “odd.”

“I was amazed by it, really,” says the locally-based best-selling author and nationally-renowned writing teacher. “It’s odd, because my early books were so controversial. This is more like a mainstream thing.”

Indeed, when Daniell burst onto the Southern writing scene in the early ‘80s with her confessional memoir Fatal Flowers, her brand of graphically sexual yet poignantly introspective writing was comparatively new — shocking, even.

A quarter century later, in a world made immune from shock by reality TV, YouTube, and the continuing travesty that is 24-hour cable news, Daniell’s writing seems — well, certainly not quaint, but very nearly mainstream.

“Oh, I despise reality TV,” laughs Daniell. “Mostly because of the negativity and competitiveness of it. Most of it is purely sensationalistic rather than having a subtext.”

That’s the difference between Daniell’s work and the modern variety — though often dealing with the darkest and most raw of human desires, her writing never revels in the misery of others.

This innately sensitive sense of inclusiveness — combined with a little tough love — has served her well in the 26 years she’s led the seminal Zona Rosa women’s writing groups, which continue to this day and which contributed to her Governor’s Award, which will be awarded to Daniell and ten other honorees in a ceremony May 8 in Atlanta.

Even more than her writing, it’s perhaps Daniell’s work with Zona Rosa — in which she wears various hats, from teacher to cheerleader to psychologist — that sets her apart.

“In 1981 I started Zona Rosa with four women in my apartment on Habersham Street,” she recalls. “At the time I thought it would go on about six months (laughs).”

For Daniell, Zona Rosa began as a continuation of the same search for self that drew her to writing in the first place.

“Looking back, I see that I was largely inspired by my mother — a beautiful

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ing Zona Rosa presence is the time it takes away from her writing. In some ways, the side project has become essentially the main project, and often the teacher becomes the student.

“When I first started the group, like most young writers I was narcissistic and more concerned with getting my own work out there. I had a certain amount of attitude. I was the published author, they were the students,” Daniell says. “But as things happened in my life and I needed support, they started being there for me.”

The key to Daniell’s ability to shepherd such a diverse group of often high-maintenance creative types for so long is her innate comfort level with all different kinds of people, something about herself she first realized while growing up in the Atlanta area.

“In seventh grade, I had a grammar school teacher who was an incredibly unusual person, which I didn’t realize until years later,” Daniell recalls. “She and her husband had come to the South after he had been questioned in the McCarthy hearings. He was sort of this broken person.

“After school my friends and I would go skating at a local skating rink. One time an older boy who worked at the rink asked me to skate with him, and my teacher took me aside,” she remembers.

“She said, ‘See how that older boy likes you? Don’t get married too young. You’re a very flexible person, you’ll be able to

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be with all kinds of people.’ It’s amazing looking back on that how right she was.

Of course I thought she was old fogie, and I got married anyway when I was 16,” Daniell laughs.

Later on, while dealing with family issues, Daniell says a therapist gave her the same advice.

“The therapist told me I have a special ability, that I’m very flexible and can be with all kinds of people. And of course I’m totally not shockable (laughs).”

Daniell has simple advice for the wouldbe writer: Don’t worry about schooling, unless it’s the school of hard knocks.

“Publishers these days actually prefer somebody who’s had a life. It’s not an advantage to be a college professor. The best thing for a writer is to have experiences in life and honor those experiences. I mean, I’m a high school dropout,” she laughs.

The annual Zona Rosa “Writing and Living” Summer Retreat happens June 1421. As for future writing projects, Daniell says she hopes to start a Zona Rosa book imprint soon, opening with an anthology called Women on the Verge.

“It’s happening slowly,” she says. “But just because something is happening slowly doesn’t mean it won’t happen.”

7th Annual Zona Rosa ‘Writing and Living’ Summer Retreat When: June 14-21 Where: Tybee Island Info: www.myzonarosa.com

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21st Annual Spring Art Show — hosted by the Landings Art Association May 2-8 at the Merrill Lynch Building in The Village on Skidaway Island. Mon.-Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. and Sunday noon-4 p/m. Opening reception May 1 4:30-8 p.m. Tickets $10. Sandra Edgar Davis 598-5479, Margaret Brennan 598-4489 or Dave Ryden 598-8614.

4Ground Aesthetics — with photographs by Drew Bonacci and Emily Vitols can be seen through May 31 at Starland Cafe, 11 E. 41st St. between Bull and Drayon.

Alternate Memories — Recent works by Clayton M. Koffler can be seen through May 23 at Lulu’s Chocolate Bar, 42 MLK Jr Blvd.

An American Craftsman Gallery — This new gallery will open May 17 at 223 W. Broughton St. A reception will be held 5-8 p.m.

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Art for Art’s Sake — DesotOrow Gallery, 2427 Desoto Ave., in the Starland District, will host an art auction May 8 from 7-10 p.m. with artwork from local artists, live music, wine, and hors d’oeuvres. Proceeds will help fund the gallery’s becoming a nonprofit.

Black Orchid Gallery — “Walking the Landscape,” oils on canvas

by Gerald Cournoyer, can be seem through May 31 at Black Orchid Gallery, 131 Drayton St. 236-0010.

Coin — Photos by Matthew Propst June 6-11 at Dimensions Gallery, 412 MLK Jr Blvd.

A reception will be June 6 7-10 p.m. 236-4993.

Daedalus Gallery — will have a sale through May 9 with 30 paintings at 50 and 30 percent off. 414 Whitaker St. Destiny Manifested — Paintings

by Alexandro Santana, Daniel Smith and Veronika Varner can be seen through June 2 at 2CarGarage Contemporary Art Gallery, 30 W. Broughton St.

Recycled art is at Gallery S.P.A.C.E.

Elemental: Paintings by Luther Vann — can be seen through Aug. 17 at the Jepson Center for the Arts. 790-8800 or www. telfair.org.

John Galliano — Photographs about the career of the fashion designer and style icon can be seen May 2-June 3 at Red Gallery, 201 E. Broughton.

‘ETHOS: The Fundamental Spirit of Woman’ — Nude figure work by Bill Ballard at Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St., through May 28, reception Thu., May 15, 6-9 p.m.

Paint Chip Series — Jan Clayton Pagratis will show examples from her “Paint Chip” series, which incorporates recycled materials. at Gallery S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St.

Expressionistic Flower Markets: Paris and Italy — Mixed media paintings and ceramics by Tiffani Taylor can be seen during May and June at the Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. An opening reception is Friday, May 9 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Passing Time: The Art of William Christenberry — More than 60 past and present works by this Alabama-born artist can be seen May 14-Sept. 28 at the Jepson Center for the Arts. 790-8800, www.telfair.org. Through Sept.

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For Art’s Sake — A progressive fine arts silent auction will be held May 15 noon-8 p.m. at Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. Frida Kahlo: Through the Lens of Nickolas Muray — can be seen through June 15 at the Jepson Center for the Arts.

Friedman’s Fine Art — The work of J. Mitchell Scott, an oil painter, can be seen throughout May at Friedman’s Fine Art, 28 W. State St. Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m.-5 p.m. conFusion — Photographs by William Joos can be seen May 9-21 at TruSpace Gallery, 2423 DeSoto Ave. in the Starland Arts District. An artist’s reception will be held May 16 7-10 p.m.

Tuesdays and Thursdays from 2-6 p.m., Fridays from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Saturdays from 9 a.m. to noon. Additional times by appointment. 238-2882.

Gallery 440 — Gallery 440’s owner and artist, Fran Thomas, welcomes new artist Andrea Bruno. Also new paintings from the Fifth Anniversary Show

by Fran Thomas, ceraminc sculpture by Barbara Duch and handmade jewelry by Arleen Geller. 440 Bull St. Incrementals — Photography by Travis Linville and Jeff Beckman can be seen April 25-May 21 at Dimensions Gallery, 412 MLK Jr Blvd. A reception will be held April 25 from 7-10 pm. 236-4993.

Through May 21. Dimensions Gallery, 412 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. 912-236-4993. www. dimensionsartgallery.com/

Picturing Savannah – The Art of Christopher A. D. Murphy — Christopher Aristide Desbouillons Murphy is one of Savannah’s most accomplished and beloved artists. His work can be seen through June 1 at the Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard Street.

Reincarnated — Collaboration between the city’s recycling complex and artists who use art or reused materials can be seen May 2-June 27 at S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St.Opening reception May 2 6-8 pm. 651-6783, www.savannahga.gov/arts. Through June 27. S.P.A.C.E., 9 W. Henry St. Sacred Geography — Work by Eric David Wooddell can be seen through May at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. An opening reception will be held Thursday, May 1 at 7 p.m. Through May 31. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www. sentientbean.com SCAD Spring Exhibitions — “Across the Divide III” features work by Chinese-American artists serving as faculty members in American colleges and universities. It can be seen April 17-June 14 at Pei Ling Chan Gallery and Garden for the Arts, 324 MLK. “Remapping Savannah (and other stories)” with cartography by Janice Caswell can be seen through June 1 at Pinnacle Gallery, 320 E. Liberty St. “RAPTURE/New Work” features paintings and lithographs

by Steve Locke and can be seen through April 28 at Hall Street Gallery, 212 W. Hall St. Through June 14.

Songs of the Lady Starfish — Super prints and painted curiosities by Crystal Kanney can be seen May 1-June 2 at Maldoror’s Frame Shop and Rare Print Gallery, 2418 Desoto Ave. in Starland. An opening reception will be held Friday, May 2 from 7-11:45 p.m. 443-5355. Through June 2.

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The Gallery at City Market — Photographer Bill Ballard is the featured artist for May at The Gallery. The work of Maureen E. Kerstein, the featured artist for April, also is being shown. Gallery hours are Monday through Saturday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Through April 30.

The Mythology of Animals — Photographs by Liz Scarpace can be seen May 2-7 at TruSpace Gallery, 2423 DeSoto Ave. in the Starland Arts District. Tuesdays and Thursdays 2-6 p.m., Fridays 11 a.m.-2 p.m. and Saturdays 9 a.m.-noon. Additional times by appointment. 238-2882.

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What a fun way to live an evening. The Kitchens on the Square cooking class has finally arrived and six couples and I are having a ball.

It starts with the concept: “Our goal is to share our passion for food. Cooking is all about the tools. The more efficient the tools the easier and more fun cooking can be for you.” explains owner Nicole Curreri.

The current schedule (registration’s available on line at www.kitchensonthsquare.com) covers April through June.

We’re not talking culinary degrees, we’re talking theme nights: A Tour Around The Globe with Chef Linda Anderson, Catch of the Day, Girls Night Out, Date Night, Gullah Cooking with author Sallie Ann Robinson. I choose a Date Night (though I go alone) because I’m a romantic.

The menu is intriguing: Cocoa Coated Filet Mignon, Dijon and Pistachio Encrusted Lamb Chops, and Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries. The filet is cooked perfectly, the cocoa flavor clear and enhancing without over-powering the meat. The quick and easy strawberries are stuffed and dipped in chocolate and I’ll make them at home for the love of my life — when we finally meet.

I don’t drink alcohol; for those that do wine is served and customers may bring their own. The classes aren’t hands-on for customers: as Nicole said, “Adults with sharp knives and wine isn’t a safety conscious idea”.

The kitchen has two convection ovens, a fryer, a microwave and two portable induction heaters, used instead of stove top burners. There’s a spacious counter top with an overhead mirror to watch all of the action. I suggest arriving early and claiming one of the four terrific seats right at the counter.

Each of the couples gets copies of the tried and true recipes: the strawberry recipe was the third place winner for the dessert and the first place winner for the display at the recent Chocoholic Frolic.

But recipes are only part of what’s being purchased: Nicole says, “We’re more of a gift store with a kitchen theme than a heavy duty kitchen store. We sell novelty items, silly gadgets. If Williams Sonoma has it we don’t.”

I arrive an hour early so I can talk with the chefs for the night, but Christopher

and Bethany Hewitt couldn’t make it; resident chef Charles Bostick jumps in.

Brendan Townend is also there to share his knowledge and expertise.

The gadget salesmanship is fun. The first sale? A rubber sheath for peeling garlic simply by gently rolling and crushing it. It works and half the class buys.

When the class is over it really isn’t.

Forty-five minutes later the socializing is still going on: Cheryl and Mike Toma are celebrating his birthday, Chip and Brenda, who own Skidaway Liquors, arrive with Tim and Tracy Farley, Keith and Marie Gilmore are out celebrating, and Jack and Ashley simply thought taking the class together would be fun.

Everybody’s enjoying themselves so much that once home I have trouble hearing my recording of the class for this article over the laughter — lots of it my own.

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Violet may be a musical about a young woman who is horribly disfigured, but it’s by no means gloomy or sad.

The musical is being presented by the Savannah College of Art and Design School of Performing Arts beginning May 8. Director Michael Wainstein says Violet, which is set in 1964, presents many serious issues that are still relevant today.

“Violet is a modern parable about a backwoods girl who was in a significantly disfiguring accident at age 13,” Wainstein says. “She lives in the mountains in North Carolina with her father.

Her mother died when she was young.

“She dreams of finding a way to be beautiful again,” Wainstein says. “She sort of misguidedly goes to a television preacher to be healed. The story covers the first day of her journey to the end.”

While traveling on a bus, Violet meets two soldiers, one black and one white. “It becomes a play about racial division,” Wainstein says.

Just a month has passed after the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed.

Violet soon comes to realize the black soldier has as many disadvantages as she does.

“She says, ‘No one can see me. They only see the scar,’” Wainstein says. “The black man has the same experience.

People don’t see him, they only see his black skin. The story is also about the social distinction of beauty. It’s a powerful story about race and beauty.”

And it’s set to a great gospel score.

“It’s a really upbeat score with beautiful melodies,” Wainstein says. “It’s not sad, and has a very happy ending. It really talks a lot about looking past what is on a person’s outside.”

Audiences won’t see Violet’s disfigurement. “Although this girl has a very obvious scar, we do not depict it,” Wainstein says. “We ask the audience to imagine it.

“There is no way we could depict it as horrible as she imagines it herself,” he says. “And there are time shifts. We see a young Violet before the accident, so she doesn’t have the scar. There would be no way to do this on stage unless we had two Violets.”

Violet asks audiences to look past a person’s face to their heart. “Can we not be able to see past that which is superficial?” Wainstein says.

There are 21 students in the cast.

Three of the leads are double-cast.

There are even big production numbers. “I wanted to do something different, with a contemporary score and with strong roles for women,” Wainstein says. “There is a big 60s dance number on Beale Street in Memphis.”

A panel discussion will be presented after the May 11 matinee. “We’re going to talk about cultural diversity and beauty and how far we’ve come,” Wainstein says. “It will be really interesting.

The panel will pose some questions, then open up the discussion to the audience.”

Violet When: May 8, 9, 10, 15, 16 and 17 at 8 p.m. and May 11 and 18 at 3 p.m. A panel discussion will follow the May 11 matinee.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $10 general public, $5 students/seniors/military and free for SCAD students, faculty and staff.

Info: 525-5050 or www.scadboxoffice.com.

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dent calories than on the nutritional value, I’m always pleasantly surprised by how much care Hollywood studios take when it comes to casting their superheroes in franchise flicks.

Otherwise, we’d have had to endure such box office draws as Adam Sandler as Superman, Will Ferrell as Spider-Man and Mike Myers as Wolverine. Instead, we’ve been lucky enough to have been privy to (for starters) Christopher Reeve as Superman, Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine (George Clooney as Batman, not so much). With Iron Man, Paramount Pictures settled on an actor who turned out to be both unexpected and just right. Robert Downey Jr. is hardly an unknown, yet any baggage he brings to the role only serves to enhance the character, not diminish him. Centering on the Marvel Comics character created back in 1963, Iron Man smoothly updates the action from the Vietnam War era to the Iraq War era without missing a beat. Swaggering, self-centered inventor and industrialist Tony Stark (Downey) has attained both fame and fortune by providing the U.S. military with its most reliable weapons of mass destruction. While in Afghanistan to show off his latest invention, Stark is captured and injured by a group of

insurgents who drag him off to their mountainside lair. There, a fellow prisoner (Shaun Toub) creates an electromagnetic device that prevents shrapnel from reaching Stark’s heart. Realizing that this is only a temporary fix, the two set about working from Stark’s designs on how to build a special suit of armor. Back home, Stark re-evaluates his life and realizes that instead of continuing to build instruments of death, he wants to dedicate himself to fighting for peace.

This decision perplexes his faithful righthand woman Pepper Potts (a game Gwyneth Paltrow), his best friend Rhodey (Terrence Howard, asked to coast until the next film) and his business partner Obadiah Stane (an imaginatively cast Jeff Bridges). Nevertheless, Stark won’t be swayed, and to accomplish his goal, he sets about building a sleeker, more efficient and infinitely cooler outfit. Stark’s difficulties provide the film with many of its most amusing moments, as do the flirtatious interludes between Stark and Pepper (Downey and Paltrow work well together). continues on page 30

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Made of Honor Those of us reviewing films back in the late 80s/early 90s remember Patrick Dempsey as a talentless 20-something who regularly turned up in bombs like Run and Loverboy. He largely disappeared for a decade or so, occasionally popping up in minor TV projects and straight-to-DVD titles, before unexpectedly rising Lazarus-like from the dead with a career-redefining turn on the hit series Grey’s Anatomy. It must be said that middle age agrees with the 42-yearold Dempsey. As witnessed in last year’s Enchanted and now Made of Honor, Dempsey has settled into being a competent (if passive) romantic lead on the big screen. And for his first starring role since his rebirth (since Enchanted was all about Amy Adams), he’s wisely picked a project that will only further his standing as the country’s resident “McDreamy.” Unfortunately, those of us hoping for entertainment value beyond mere eye candy will be sorely left hanging with Made of Honor, the sort of romantic comedy that Hollywood spits out of the formula factory on a tight schedule. The second underachieving rom-com of the year to headline a Grey’s Anatomy player (the first was Katherine Heigl’s 27 Dresses), this cribs from the vastly superior My Best Friend’s Wedding in its portrayal of two longtime pals -- one male (Dempsey’s womanizing Tom), one female (Michelle Monaghan’s brainy Hannah) -- who have always been afraid that intimacy would ruin their perfect camaraderie.

But once Hannah goes to Scotland for six weeks, Tom realizes that she’s been the right one all along; unfortunately, when she returns stateside, it’s with a fiancé (Kevin McKidd) in tow. Comic desperation can be seen at alarmingly frequent intervals. The fellating-femalebobblehead gag was handled far more wittily in Forgetting Sarah Marshall (is this 2008’s unexpected movie trend?), while other dim comic bits include

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Redbelt If there’s one thing that Tom Cruise proved with his race-car lovefest Days of Thunder, it’s that it can be dangerous for filmmakers to lovingly place their hobbies right up there on the big screen for all to see. The latest case in point is Redbelt, writer-director David Mamet’s salute to jiu-jitsu. Mamet, a real-life practitioner of the martial art, has cobbled together a samurai flick, a sports yarn and a con game (his specialty) in order to pay service to this noble undertaking. The result is as schizophrenic as any movie certain to open in 2008, as an interesting character study finally sinks under the weight of the plot’s predictable twists as well as a climactic fight so absurd, it makes the matches between Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago seem as realistic as the real-life Ali-Foreman championship bout. The fine actor Chiwetel Ejiofor stars in the leading role of jiu-jitsu instructor Mike Terry, who teaches both cops and citizens alike in his Los Angeles studio. Presented as a cross between Jesus Christ, Mahatma Gandhi and Mr. Miyagi, Mike prizes honor above all else, and he refuses to enter martial arts competitions because he feels they’re degrading. But his trusting nature proves to be a detriment as he’s duped by several shady characters and unwittingly dragged into a major sporting event riddled with corruption.

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Indeed, the Cyndi Lauper hit of that name is granted its own karaoke-set scene in Baby Mama, and its inclusion is fitting in a movie that’s similarly pointed, joyous, and light on its feet.

Even funnier than the current Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Baby Mama stars Fey as Kate Holbrook, a successful businesswoman who finds out she only has a one-in-a-million chance of getting pregnant. Wanting a child more than a man, she turns to an agency to provide

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Deception clearly deserves a 3-star rating. To clarify, that’s the other Deception, the 1946 melodrama that’s included in a recent Bette Davis DVD box set. This Deception (no relation) doesn’t merit even half that rating. It’s hard to believe a movie starring Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor, two impossibly charismatic actors, could be so dull, but the evidence is right here.

McGregor stars as Jonathan McQuarry, a meek accountant who has no fun until a lawyer named Wyatt Bose (Jackman) swoops down like a slumming deus ex machina and introduces his new pal to the pleasures of pot, nightclubs and mixed doubles tennis matches. Just before Wyatt leaves town for a lengthy business trip, he “accidentally” switches cell phones with Jonathan; soon, the virginal numbers cruncher is receiving phone calls during which sexy female voices merely whisper, “Are you free tonight?” Passing himself off as Wyatt, Jonathan soon discovers an anonymous sex club in which the members all turn out to be Wall Street movers and shakers. Jonathan enjoys the loveless huffing and puffing until he meets and falls for a mysterious member known only as S (Michelle Williams). Before long, the hapless Jonathan discovers that he’s the victim of a major -- wait, let me check the title again -- deception. Since this is a costly studio project subject to MPAA approval (and we know what those prudes think about s-e-x), viewers looking for some steamy stimulation will soon discover they’re not getting Shortbus as much as they’re getting the short end of the stick. Ultimately, the movie packs less erotic heat than Horton Hears a Who!. This wouldn’t matter if the mystery was in any way compelling, but there are no surprises to be found anywhere along the way to its laughable finale.

her with a surrogate mom. She ends up getting Angie Ostrowiski (Poehler), who resides several rungs down the social ladder. After Angie becomes pregnant, circumstances force her to move in with Kate, and it’s not long before Angie’s slovenly lifestyle clashes with Kate’s obsessive-compulsive behavior, and vice versa. The plot complications arrive with clockwork precision, and it’s this rigid formula that prevents a fine movie from being even better. Yet judging it strictly on its comic merits, Baby Mama delivers (pun not intended, I assure you). Scripter Michael McCullers (who also directed) serves up several killer quips guaranteed to remain among the year’s freshest, and the two perfectly cast leading ladies are backed by an engaging mix of emerging talents and seasoned veterans.

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Back in 2004, I gave Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2-1/2 stars, and I’d be a hypocrite if I elected to stick with that rating. That’s because I’ve since been compelled to see the movie twice more, and what originally struck me as a fairly even mix between sharp satire and sophomore humor has proven itself to clearly be a clever comedy in which even the bawdy gags display a certain degree of ingenuity in their conception and execution. It’s pretty much guaranteed that Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay won’t be enjoying a similar critical ascension in the years to come. Aside from a crack involving Osama bin Laden’s beard, the grossout gags aren’t particularly fresh, and because the satire is less subversive and more overt than before, what you see is basically what you get. As the brash and impulsive Indian-American Kumar and the more sensible and sensitive KoreanAmerican Harold, Kal Penn and John Cho again deserve the lion’s share of the credit for making these pictures work.

They’re an engaging team, and here, the plot requires their characters to get mistaken for terrorists while on an international flight; soon, they’re being interrogated by a moronic Homeland Security honcho (Rob Corddry) who decides to send them to Guantanamo Bay to enjoy a steady diet of “cock-meat sandwiches.” But before long, the boys escape and find themselves on a crosscountry odyssey that involves inbred Southerners, a “bottomless” party, dimwitted Klansmen and even George W. Bush himself. Kumar’s pursuit of a former college flame provides the film with more plot than its predecessor, and that’s not necessarily a good thing.

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88 Minutes

Those afraid that the dismal Drillbit Taylor marked the beginning of the end for Hollywood wunderkind Judd Apatow can relax: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (on which he serves as producer) nearly matches the laugh output of Knocked Up and actually surpasses that of Superbad.

(None can touch The 40-Year-Old Virgin, though.)Jason Segel (who also scripted) plays Peter Bretter, a nondescript guy who writes the music for the TV crime series starring his celebrity girlfriend, Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). After five years together, Sarah dumps Peter for selfcentered and none-too-bright musician Aldous Snow (Russell Brand), a rejection that sends Peter spiraling into self-pity.

He flees to Hawaii to escape from it all, only to end up at the same hotel as Sarah and Aldous; it’s only through the efforts of Rachel (Mila Kunis), the resort’s desk clerk, that Peter’s able to occasionally follow through on the title action. Apatow’s films are hailed for successfully mixing raunchy moments with heartfelt ones, but their greatest strength might actually be the depth of their benches. Even the most minor characters are a joy to be around, and that’s the case here as well, whether it’s the brain-fried surf instructor (a very funny Paul Rudd) or the fawning waiter (Jonah Hill) or the newlywed (Jack McBrayer) who’s freaked out by his wife’s bedroom prowess (his indignation over the “playground” and the “sewer system” being placed so close together is priceless). As for the leads, Segel is an affable underdog, Bell displays some choice reaction shots, Kunis is talented enough to turn her role into more than just a Male Fantasy, and Brand -- the MVP among strong competition -- is spot-on as the British rocker who manages to turn vanity into an endearing character trait.

88 Minutes actually runs 108 minutes, a cruel trick to play on moviegoers who check their watches at the 80-minute mark and erroneously believe they’re on the verge of being set free. A film so moldy that it was released on DVD in some foreign territories as far back as February 2007, this tarnished star vehicle is finally being dumped into U.S. theaters. As laughable as any thriller that’s come down the pike in a while, 88 Minutes stars Al Pacino (mercifully keeping the “Hoo-ah!” showboating to a minimum) as Dr. Jack Gramm, a college professor and forensic psychiatrist whose expertise has repeatedly helped the FBI in nailing down serial killers. Kicking off in 1997, the film finds Gramm providing the invaluable testimony which convinces a jury that Jon Forster (Neal McDonough) is the “Seattle Slayer” responsible for the grisly killings taking place around the city.

Cut to nine years later, and we find that Forster is finally scheduled to be executed. But a new rash of similarly styled bloodbaths has Seattle’s finest perplexed. Are these murders the work of a copycat killer? Is Forster really innocent, and the real killer has never been caught? Is Forster masterminding the proceedings from his front-row seat on Death Row, with an accomplice on the outside doing his dirty deeds? Or is it possible that the real killer is -- gasp! -Gramm himself? Although some of the other characters suspect that Gramm might really be the sicko, the movie never allows that suspicion to take root in our minds; after all, the title comes from the fact that a menacing voice over his cell phone informs him that he only has 88 minutes to live. “Tick tock, doc,” the caller repeats during every phone conversation, a pithy catchphrase that’s annoying upon its very first use and becomes the verbal equivalent of Chinese water torture during its subsequent utterances. By removing Gramm from the list of suspects, that leaves us only, oh, 126 other characters from which to sniff out the actual villain. That’s because Jon Avnet’s clumsy direction dictates that practically every actor who walks in front of the camera lens, right down to bit players, try to act as suspicious and menacing as possible. It’s usually fun when a murder-mystery offers several suspects, but this goes beyond serving up a few red herrings; here, we get trout, tilapia and mahi mahi as well.

Nim’s Island Like last year’s Bridge to Terabithia, this views a child’s imagination as a tangible playground, and this angle is sharply delineated by the colorful flourishes of directors Jennifer Flackett and Mark Levin. Jodie Foster, the most prominent child actress of the 1970s, here hands the torch to Abigail Breslin, with the latter playing Nim, a precocious girl who lives on a remote island with her scientist father (Gerard Butler). When she’s not frolicking with her animal friends, Nim enjoys reading adventure novels featuring the Indiana Jones-like Alex Rover, so when her dad goes missing and strangers invade the island, she naturally e-mails Alex Rover to help her. What her young mind doesn’t grasp is that her hero doesn’t actually exist; instead, the books are written by Alexandra Rover (Foster), an eccentric agoraphobe who carries on conversations with her fictional creation (also played by Butler) and who reluctantly sets out to help Nim in her hour of need. Nim’s Island is occasionally silly (as befits a movie aimed at youngsters), but the sumptuous visuals as well as the presence of Foster insure that discerning adults will also find it worthwhile.

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Activism & Politics Chatham County Democratic Party

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com. Second Mon. of every month. Chatham County Democratic Headquarters, 109 W. Victory Dr. 912-7908683. www.chathamdems.com/

Chatham County Young Democrats

for ages 14 to 39. stepsavannah@aol.com, 631-2674.

Chatham County Young Republicans For information, visit www.savannahyr.com or call Brad Morrison at 596-4810.

Coastal Democrats

Contact Maxine Harris at 352-0470 or R1999MHAR@aol.com.

Drinking Liberally

An informal gathering of left-leaners. august1494@excite.com or www.DrinkingLiberally.org.

Planned Parenthood

meets the second Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Heather Holloway, 352-4052 or heather.holloway@ppfa.org. Second Thurs. of every month. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www.sentientbean.com

Art for Art’s Sake

DesotOrow Gallery, 2427 Desoto Ave., in the Starland District, will host an art auction May 8 from 7pm-10pm with artwork from local artists, live music, wine, and hors d’oeuvres. Proceeds will help fund the gallery’s becoming a nonprofit. www. desotorow.com or desotorow@gmail.com.

Through May 8.

Friends of Music Parties

Shall We Dance? party; May 12; This Side of Paradise Party, May 18; Croquet and Chardonnay Party, May 25. 598-8113.

Through May 25.

Home and Heart Warming Program The United Way of the Coastal Empire is taking applications for this Atlanta Gas Light Co. program. United Way was given a grant to be used to help low-income homeowners with free repair or replacement of gas appliances, such as hot water heaters, furnaces, space heaters and stoves. Qualified customers also can apply for free weatherization of their homes. The program is open to residents of Chatham, Bryan, Effingham, Liberty and Glynn counties. Call 651-7730.

In Full Bloom

Historic Savannah Chapter of the American Business Women’s Association will present a spring event Sunday, May 18 at 12:30 p.m. at the Hyatt regency. Silent and live auctions, music and more. $25 includes dinner. Wanda Meier, 660-8257 or Carolyn Allen, 224-0405. Through May 18.

Karaoke for Ronald

This fundraiser for the Ronald McDonald House is Sunday, May 18 at 4 p.m. at Huc A POO’s on Tybee Island. Contests and prizes. Heather Kohn, 856-1083, heather@ surfergirlchicweddings.com. Through May 28. Huck-A-Poo’s, Highway 80 East.

Ride to Remember Poker Run

This event to benefit the Alzheimer’s Association will be held Saturday, June 14, 2008 at Low Country Customs in Garden City. Registration:, 9 am. First Bike Out, 9:30 am. Last Bike In, 2 pm at Yong’s Country Club. The entry fee is $20. Additional hands are $5. Stops include Renegade Cycles, Harley Davidson, and Augie’s Pub in Richmond Hill. After the ride, there will be entertainment, food, a 50/50 drawing, door prizes and more. Open to bikes, cars and trucks. 920-2231 or www.alz.org/georgia. Rain date is June 28. Through June 28.

Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund

Donations can be made to the United Way of the Coastal Empire. All proceeds will go to affected victims and their families.

Credit-card donations may be made calling 651-7701, and checks and money orders made payable to the United Way of the Coastal Empire, with “Sugar Refinery Family Support Fund” written in the memo line, can be mailed to: United Way of the Coastal Empire, 428 Bull St., Savannah, 31401.

Classes & Workshops 700 Kitchen Cooking School

will offer hands-on educational/entertaining cooking classes at the Mansion on Forsyth Park, 700 Drayton St. The cost of each class is $90 per person. Call 238-5158 or visit http://www.700kitchen.com.

Abstinence Education

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Savannah Area Republican Women meets the first Wednesday of the month at 11:30 am at Johnny Harris Restaurant Banquet Room on Victory Drive. Cost is $13 at the door. 598-1883. First Wed. of every month. Johnny Harris Restaurant, 1651 East Victory Drive. 912-354-7810. www.johnnyharris.com/

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Savannah for Obama

meets the second Thursday of the month at 7 p.m. at 1501 Abercorn St. 233-3345 or savannah.barackobama@gmail.com.

Second Thurs. of every month.

Savannah Republican Club

Meets second Tuesday of the month. 9277170. Second Tues. of every month.

Lunch_: Mon-Fri 11:30am-3pm Lunch specials & $1 Sushi

Benefits 16th Annual United Way Golf Tournament

DinnEr_: Mon-Wed: 5:00-10:00 Thurs: 5:00-11:00 Fri-Sat: 5:00-12:00 Sun: 6:00-until

Monday, June 2 at 11:30 am at Savannah Quarters Golf Club. Rex Cress, 450-2788.

Through June 2.

2008 Ride for Ronald Poker Run

will be held Saturday, May 31. Registration 9-11 a.m. at the Armstrong Center, 12033 Abercorn St. $15 per person. Will benefit the Ronald McDonald House Charities of the Coastal Empire. 356-5520 or www. rmhccoastalempire.org. Through May 31. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. 912-927-5277. about. armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html

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5th Annual 5K Father’s Day Race

5K and 1 mile walks and runs will be held to benefit Fathers Helping Mothers Sunday, June 15 at Daffin Park. For entrance fees and info, call 232-0334, 236-1389 or 695-5628. Through June 15.

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236-5310. Savannah State University, 3219 College St. 912-356-2181. www.savstate. edu/

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Service Industry Night Mondays

Karaoke

Tuesdays & Thursdays

9:45pm - 2:45am

Ladies Night Wednesdays

$1 off all drinks

Live Music

Friday & Saturday Night The Hitmen

Ongoing beginner, intermediate and open studio classes are offered Tuesdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon and 6-8 p.m. or Thursdays from 9:30 a.m. to noon. All levels welcome, with encouragement to expand your skills. Clay classes are $100 per 10-hour session plus $30 for clay and kiln usage.

Painting and drawing classes are $85 per 10-hour session and a basic art supply fee, if needed. The instructor is Carolyne Graham, a sculptor, artist and certified art teacher. Call 925-7393 or 925-5465.

Adults and Kids Sewing Classes

Fabrika. 140 Abercorn is taking deposits for summer kids and adults sewing classes. Kids 10 and up can take “Intro to Sewing” workshops. Choices include making a tote bag, fabric crafts and quilting.

Kids 12 and up can take an intermediate workshop on basic fashion design. Adult workshops include into classes in making an A-line skirt, a sun hat or a halter dress.

Visit FabrikaSavannah.com or call 2361122. Private lessons are available.

Alpha and Omega Pre-K

Slots are available for this year’s free PreK program and enrollment is open for the 2008-2009 school year. Children 4 and 5 are being accepted. Call 232-7505 or apply Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. at 4906 Pineland Drive next to Gould Elementary in Garden City.

Art Smarts Camp

The Savannah College of Art and Design and the Savannah Arts Academy will hold this day camp for children 7-14 in three one-week sessions July 21-Aug. 8 at the Savannah Arts Academy, 508 Washington Ave. For info and registration, visit www. scad.edu/admission/summer_programs or call 325-5100. Through Aug. 1.

Art, Music and Tutoring for the Inner Child

Beginning piano and voice lessons are taught by Linda Luke, who also tutors students in reading. Creative dance and

a snack are included in the lessons, and special education students are welcome.

Sculpture, painting and drawing are taught

by Jerry Luke. Private and small group lessons are available and open to adults, teens and younger children. The lessons last an hour and the cost is $80 a month.

The address is 5225 Skidaway Rd. Call 349-0521 or 843-496-0651 for info.

Art, Music, Piano and Voice Tutoring

for all age groups. Lessons are available now and through the summer months.

Music teacher with a master’s degree, serious inquirites only. 961-7021 or 6671056.

Beading Classes

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, 407 A East Montgomery Crossroads. 912-9206659. www.beaddreamer.com

Children’s Art Classes

for grades 1-5 offer basic art, clay and mixed media on Wednesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. Cost is $65 per 5 weeks, basics supplied. Teen Class meets Thursday 4-6 p.m. Cost is $75 per 5 weeks, most supplies furnished. Savannah Art and Clay Creations, contact carolynegraham@aol. com or 925-7393.

Construction Apprentice Program

is a free 16-week training program for men and women interested in gaining construction skills for career level jobs in construction. Earn a technical certificate of credit with no cost for trainingk, books or tools. Provided t hrough a collaboration of Chatham County, the Homebuilders Association of Savannah, Savannah Technical Eollege and Step Up Savannah’s Poverty Reduction Initiative. To apply, call Tara H. Sinclair at 604-9574.

Conversational Spanish

Do you want to practice your Spanish?

Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. For information, send e-mail to cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. 912-232-4447. www.

sentientbean.com

Credit and Money Management 12 Hour Seminar

This ongoing course is held every month at the Effingham YMCA in Rincon. This seminar is the first standardized credit education program in the nation. Topics covered are the steps to improve your credit rating and raise your credit scores, budgeting, managing your debt, what lenders require when you borrow money, how to spot looming money problems and how to deal with them before it’s too late. The fee is $99 per person or $169 per couple. Space is limited and registration is required in advance. Contact Carmen at 826-6263 or 484-1266.

Cultural Affairs Summer Art Camp

Registration for the City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs Summer Art Camp will begin April 14. Nine camp sessions will be offered June 9 through Aug. 29 for children in painting, ceramics, metalwork, mixed media and performing arts. One-week full-day sessions cost $125 per child and two-week intensive sessions are $250. An introductory half-day camp for ages 4-6 costs $75. Visit www.savannahga.gov/arts or call 651-6783. Through Aug. 29.

Diabetes Summer Camp

for children ages 5-13 sponsored by the Diabetes Management Center and YMCA of Coastal Georgia will be held Aug. 3-7.

Call 819-6146. Through Aug. 2.

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute, 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd.

Figure Sculpture in Clay Retreat

with sculptor Melisa Cadell in North Carolina Aug. 25-29. Cost $525. Judy Mooney, 443-9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net.

Through Aug. 20.

Free Tax School

Earn extra income after taking this course.

Flexible schedules, convenient locations.

The class is free but there is a small fee for books. Call 352-2862 or visit www.libertytax.com.

Garbage, Goo, Recycling and YOU

The Chatham County Department of Public Works is sponsoring this show by the Puppet People, which will tour elementary schools to teach students the importance of learning to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle.

For bookings, call 355-3366.

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City Market Savannah’s Best Beer Selection Live Entertainment • Karaoke Pool Tables • Darts Game Room • Internet Jukebox Mon 4:00pm - 2:30am Tues - Sat 1:00pm - 2:30am 206 W. Saint Julian St. 912.234.1588 Locally owned by John Bressler

Jeans, 70’s & 80’s dresses, boots, western shirts, 1000’s of vintage t’s, accessories and more!

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Free classes will be offered at the Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Some classes are on-going.

Adult Literacy is offered every Monday and Wednesday from 4-6 p.m. Homework Help is offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 3-4:30 p.m. The Community Computer Lab is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. GED/adult literacy education is being offered Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to noon or 1-4 p.m.

Human Resource Management for Executives

will be presented April 29, July 24 and Oct. 24 from 6:30-8 pm at Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett St. 6523582 or 236-0631. Through Oct. 24.

Introduction to Mindfulness Meditation

A meditation period will be followed by instruction in the application of the foundations of Mindfulness practice to daily life.

Beginner’s and experienced practitioners welcome. Ongoing weekly sessions held Monday from 6-7:30 p.m. at 313 E. Harris St. Call Cindy Beach, Buddhist nun, at 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org

Oatland Island Wildlife Center

has a new name, but still offcers environmental education programs and weekend events. It is open seven days a week from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., closed only on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Day. www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Education Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912898-3980. www.oatlandisland.org/

One Day University

for adult learners will be offered Saturday, May 10 from 9 am to 3:45 pm in the Armstrong Center, 13040 Abercorn St. Topics include Middle East history, U.S. foreign policy, James Joyce, Ian McEwen, seasons and moon phases. Fee $99. 927-5322.

Through May 10. Armstrong Atlantic State University, 11935 Abercorn St. 912-9275277. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index. html

31405. Through May 16.

Personal Money Management

BOAN Consults, LLC sponsors monthly workshops. Call 398-8148 or email info@ boanconsults.com. BOAN Consults, LLC sponsors monthly workshops. Call 3988148 or email info@boanconsults.com.

Puppet Shows

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605.

Rising Star

The Savannah College of Art and Design will host Rising Star, a 5-week program that awards college credit to rising high school seniors June 21-July 26 at SCADSavannah, 342 Bull St. For info, visit www. scad.edu/admissionsummer_programs or call 525-5100. Through June 20.

Savannah Art & Clay Creations

Classes in Raku, brush work, relief work, surface decoration, figurative and more in clay with individual attention are offered by professional artist/clay sculptor Carolyne Graham. Costs $100 for 6 classes, or $30 per class. Clay supplies are extra. Call 925-7393 to register.

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center

offers a variety of business classes. It is located at 801 E. Gwinnett St. Call 652-3582.

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street. 912-652-3582.

Savannah High Class of 63 Reunion is set for June 6 and 7. Contact Brenda Sutton at savannahhigh1963classreunion@yahoo.com or Linda Combs at glitter1963@comcast.net. Through June 7.

for children ages 6-12 who have weight or eating concerts. The two-week camp will be held June 16-27 from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with activities such as yoga, swimming, nature hikes and aerobics. $319. Space is limited. Call St. Joseph’s/ Candler’s Wellness Center at 819-8800.

Through June 15.

Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program This 12-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Mindy Saunders at 234-0525. The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street. 912-234-0525. www.thestarfishcafe.org/

Studio or Space by the Hour

Space is available for coaches, teachers, instructors, trainers, therapists or organizations that require a studio or space by the hour. Contact Tony at 655-4591 for an appointment.

Teen Art & Clay Classes

Explore a variety of materials in this class specifically designed for teenage art students, taught by former middle school art teacher Carolyne Graham Thursdays from 3:30-5:30 p.m. The cost is $75 for 5 weeks of instruction. Call 925-7393 or 925-5465.

Ten Star All Star Basketball Camp

Applications are being evaluated for the Ten Star All Star Summer Basketball Camp, which is by invitation only. Boys and girls ages 10-19 are eligible to apply. College basketball scholarships are possible for players selected to the All-American Team. There also is a summer camp for boys and girls 6-18 of all skill levels. Call 704-373-0873 or visit www.tenstarcamp. com. Through July 15.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks.

Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3016.

Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/

Volunteer 101

A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m.

The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.

HandsOnSavannah.org.

Wednesday Figure Drawing Group Work from a live model. Open to artists with some experience - no instruction offered. $60 a month. Judy Mooney.

443-9313 or judymooney@bellsouth.net.

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Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes Be bilingual. The center is located at 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo. com or visit www.savannahlatina.com.

Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr.

Painting the Figure

with James Langley will held May 16-17 from 9 am-5 pm at Savannah Actors Theater, 703-D Louisville Rd. $185. Make checks payable to Judy Mooney and indicate “Drawing the Human Figure.” Send to: Judy Mooney, 220 E. 46th St., Savannah,

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Savannah Actor’s Theatre, 703D Louisville Rd. 912-232-6080. www.savannahactorstheatre.org

West Broad Street YMCA Summer Day Camp 2008

to the military for phone cards and other items.

Buccaneer Region SCCA

will be held June 16-Aug. 22 from 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Friday for children ages 2-15. $40 registration fee, plus $55$85 per week per child. Deborah Enoch, 233-1951. Through Aug. 15.

is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area.

Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org/solo. html.

Youth Art & Clay Classes

Chihuahua Club of Savannah

Held Tuesdays from 4-5:30 p.m. The cost is $65 per 5 weeks of instruction. Call Carolyne Graham at 925-7393 or 925-5465.

Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

This is an official student club of Armstrong Atlantic State University that accepts non-students as associate members. It is devoted to the exploration and enjoyment of the genres of science fiction and fantasy. Activities include book discussions, movie screenings, role playing game sessions, board and card games, guest speakers, episode marathons and armor demonstrations. Provides guest speakers to educators upon request. Call Michael at 220-8129, send e-mail to lightmagus@ yahoo.com or mccauln1981@hotmail. com. or visit http://aasuscifi.proboards105. com/index.cgi.

Bike Night with Mikie

A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets one Saturday each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChiSavannah/.

Civil Air Patrol

is the civilian, volunteer auxiliary of the U.S. Air Force and is involved in search and rescue, aerospace education and cadet programs. Meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for cadets (12-18 years old) and 7 p.m. for adult members at the former Savannah Airport terminal building off Dean Forest Road. Visit www.gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol.com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410.

Clean Coast

meets monthly on the first Monday at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Check www.cleancoast.org for event schedule. Jewish Education Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

is held every Saturday at 6:30 p.m. at The Red Zone Bar and Grill in Richmond Hill.

Half of the proceeds of a 50/50 drawing go

Outside Sales/ New Business Development Connect Savannah is seeking a motivated & driven sales executive who will provide advertising solutions to clients while building profitable relationships with an emphasis on new business development.

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We offer: • Competitive salary, commission, bonus incentives & comprehensive benefits package

If you are interested in this position, please submit your resume to sales@connectsavannah.com or fax it to 912-231-9932.

Coastal MINIs

is a group of local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. at the Starbucks in the 12 Oaks Shopping Center on Abercorn St. to meet other MINI owners and go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com.

Code Pink

is a women-initiated grassroots peace and social justice movement working to end the war in Iraq, stop new wars and redirect our resources into healthcare, education and other life-affirming activities. Meets the second Tuesday of each month at 7 p.m. at Queenies To Go-Go, 1611 Habersham St. Contact mimi.thegoddessfactory@gmail.com or visit http://fearnoarts. com. Queeny’s To Go Go, 1611 Habersham St. 912-447-5555.

Creative Coast Alliance Ambassadors

meet Tuesday mornings at Cafe Ambrosia, corner of Abercorn and Broughton. Jamie Wolf, jwolf@thecreativecoast.org.

English Style Table Soccer

Savannah Subbuteo Club. Call 667-7204 or visit http://savannahsubbuteo.tripod.com.

eWomenNetwork

Accelerated network dinner May 20 5:307:30pm, Hilton Garden Inn, 5711 Abercorn St. $45. 927-2838, lisacree@eWomenNetwork.com, www.eWomenNetwork.com.

Through May 20.

Geechee Sailing Club

meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr. in Thunderbolt. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. Call 234-1903 or visit www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040.

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. at Tubby’s Restaurant.

The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257 or 224-0405. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912354-9040.

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association

meets the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street. Call 236-8546.

American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-233-9277.

Low Country Turners

This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. at American Legion Post 184 in Thunderbolt. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. 912-354-5515.

is a ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. in the social hall of Whitefield United Methodist Church, corner of 55th Street and Waters Avenue. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com.

Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)

Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting.

Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am at First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Call 8988316 or 898-5086 or visit www.mops. org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd. 921-897-2142. www.fbcislands.com/

No Kidding!

is the area’s first social club for single and married adults who do not have children. Meet other non-parents at events and activities. For information on No Kidding! visit www.nokidding.net or send e-mail to luluette@prodigy.net.

Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group

is aninternational fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.

Philosophy Reading Group

This group will focus on various philosophical themes and texts, culminating in facilitated discussions with an open exchange of ideas within a community of inquiry. Meeting locations will change to reflect the current issue. Contact Kristina at 407-443-1571 or ktina697@ hotmail.com.

PURE: Photographers Using Real Elements

Join with other photographers and artists to celebrate the authentic photography processes of black and white film and paper development using chemicals in a darkroom. Help in the creation and promotion of Savannah’s first cooperative darkroom space to enhance the lives of working photographers and introduce the community to the magic of all classic photo chemical processes. Contact for next meeting time. Contact Kathleen Thomas at PUREdarkroom@gmail.com.

Revived Salon for Women Seeking Change

In Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gift of the Sea, she wrote, “How untidy my shell has become. Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?” If these words resonate with you and you are a woman over 50, this group offers bonding, laughter, discussion and fun.

Seating is limited. Call 236-8581 for info.

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Books-A-Million and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www. roguephoenix.org. Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St. 921-925-8112. www. booksamillion.com/

Savannah Adventure Club

is dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities in the past year have included sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join, and Email savannahadventureclub@ gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub.com

Savannah Area Landlord & Real Estate Investors Association

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. Call 4470943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League.

Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St.

Savannah Browns Backers

This is an official fan club recognized by the Cleveland Browns NFL football team. Meet with Browns fans to watch the football games and support your favorite team Sundays at game time at Tubby’s Tank House in Thunderbolt.

The group holds raffles and trips and is looking into having tailgate parties in the future. Call Kathy Dust at 373-5571 or send e-mail to KMDUST4@hotmail. com or Dave Armstrong at Darmst0817@ comcast.net or 925-4709. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. 912354-9040.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St. 912-355-1060. www.stewart.army. mil/

Savannah Fencing Club

offers beginning classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided.

After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah

Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Jaycees

for young professionals ages 21 to 39 is a Junior Chamber of Commerce that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement.

Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com.

Savannah Kennel Club

meets every fourth Monday of the month from September through May at 7:30 p.m. at Ryan’s restaurant on Stephenson Avenue. It is an education organization dedicated to informing the public about current events in the world of dogs and those who love them.Those wishing to eat before the meeting are encouraged to arrive earlier. For details, visit www. savannahkennelclub.org.

Savannah Newcomers Club

is open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.

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Learn to be a real estate investor or landlord. Group meets the second Tuesday of each month at the Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St. The doors open at 6:30 p.m. and the meeting begins at 7:30 p.m. Spiva Law Group, 12020 Abercorn St.

Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers

The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.

Savannah Art Association

meets the second Thursday of the month from 6-8 p.m. Call 232-7731.

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Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail mickie_ragsdale@comcast.net.

Savannah Scooter Gang

Connecting local riders to swap tips, stories, parts, mods and secrets. No obligation other than networking, and possibly arranging a monthly weekend ride to take over the streets downtown.

Show off your scoot and ride with pride -- put ‘em in a line and watch the stares.

Contact Travis at pittsillustration@gmail. com or myspace.com/travispitts.

Savannah Ski and Adventure Club For snow-covered mountain-loving people and their friends. All are welcome. Meets for a wide variety of activities throughout the year. Meetings are held the third Tuesday of every month at rotating locations. Visit http://savannahskiclub.com.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. First City Club, 32 Bull St. 912238-4548. www.firstcityclub.com/

Savannah Toastmasters

helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue. 912-3508000. www.memorialhealth.com/

Savannah Wine Lovers

A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/ group/savannah-wine-lovers.

Savannah’s First Pug Playday

This group meets every first Saturday at 10 a.m. at the Savannah Dog Park at 41st and Drayton streets. All humans and dogs who live in a pug household are welcome. A donation to the Savannah Dog Park would be appreciated.

Contact Mike or Melinda at kennedy. mike@comcast.net. Savannah Dog Park,

East 41st Lane and Drayton St. www. savannahdogpark.com/

Society for American Baseball Research

is an international fan and research group devoted to the great game of baseball. Persons interested in starting a chapter here should e-mail Jim Casey at bigtrain45@gmail.com. For information about the organization, visit www.

SABR.org.

Southern Wings

is the local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit http://southernwingswai.com.

St. Almo

The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meets at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. (Time changes with the season.) Call 234-3336. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St. 912-2343336. www.caninepalacesavannah.com

Stitch-N’s

Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 2-4pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514.

Sweet Adeline Chorus

rehearses weekly on Wednesdays from 7-9 p.m. in St. Joseph’s Hopsital’s meeting rooms. Contact vicky.mckinley1@ comcast.net. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd. 912-819-4100. www. sjchs.org/

Texas Hold ‘Em Tournaments

Free poker tournaments are held every week in Savannah, Hinesville and Statesboro. Free to play. Win prizes and gifts. Visit www.GUTSHOTGA.com for details.

The Cinemophiles

An eclectic bunch that enjoys all kinds of movies. Visit http:?/groups.google. com/group/cinemophiles.

“An Evening with the Author” Featuring Tommy Linstroth Co-author with Ryan Bell of

“Local Action: The New Paradigm in Climate Change Policy”

Thursday, May 15 7 to 8 p.m. at the Bull Street Library 2002 Bull Street, Savannah, 652-3600 According to the University Press of New England, the book is “an upbeat and accessible guide for citizens, communities, and local governments interested in reducing greenhouse gas emissions.” Authors Linstroth and Bell provide a blueprint for local governments to follow in crafting policy on living in an ecologically sound manner.

Linstroth is Head of Sustainable Initiatives for Melaver Inc., the Savannah-based vertically integrated, sustainable real estate firm.

He also serves as a Trustee of Live Oak Public Libraries.

This announcement paid for by the Live Oak Public Libraries Foundation.

TriUnity Opportunity Meeting

meets the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7 p.m. at the Best Western at I-95 and 204. Learn how to start a business from home. Free. Ask for Chris and Sandy Benton.

Tybee Performing Arts Society

meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@netscape.com.

Urban Professionals

meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail.com. Hyatt Regency, 2 W. Bay St.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. 912-2339277.

Dance Adult Dance Classes

in ballet, tap and hip-hop are offered at Islands Dance Academy, 115 Charlotte Dr, Whitemarsh Island near Publix shopping center. All levels and body types welcome. $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Beginner Adult Ballet is offered Tuesdays from 7:30-8:30 p.m., Intermediate Adult Ballet is offered Mondays from 6:45-7:45 p.m. and Thursdays from 6:30-7:30 p.m.; Intermediate/Advanced Adult Ballet is offered Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., Hip-Hop is offered Tuesdays from 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Beginner Adult Tap is held Tuesdays

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Argentine Tango Practice and Lesson

Learn the dance while having fun Sundays from 1:30-3:30 at the Doris Martine Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. $2 per person. Call 925-7416. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 912-354-8089.

Ballroom Dance Party

The Moon River Dancers will hold their monthly ballroom dance party Saturday, April 19 and on May 17 at the Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. The basic lesson on the mambo will be at 7 p.m. and the social dance will be from 8-10:30 p.m. The cost is $10. Beginners and singles welcome. 655-4985 or 961-9960.

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Breffni Academy of Irish Dance

has opened a location in Richmond Hill and is accepting students. The academy is located at Life Moves Dance Studio, 10747 Ford Ave. For information, call Michael or Nicola O’Hara at 305-756-8243 or send e-mail to Dance@BreffniAcademy.com. Visit www.IrishDanceClasses. com..

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Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1 to 2:30 or 3 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance.

Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com.

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St. 912-234-8745.

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STUDIO Summer Dance Programs

meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning.

Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.

Masters Dance Classes

The Highest Praise Center for the Arts offers master’s dance classes every 3rd Saturday of the month at 9 a.m. Classes for all ages and open to public. For more info, call,927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith.org.

Pole Dancing Class

Ballet for ages 5 and up will be offered.

Program I costs $225 and will be held July 8-10 and July 15-17 for ages 5-7 with some dance experience. Program 2 costs $425 and will be held July 22-24, 29-31 and Aug. 5-7 for ages 8-10 with a strong dance background, A weekend workshop with Kristin Sloan of the New York City Ballet and Brian Gibbs will be held Aug. 16 and 17 and costs $425. An ongling intermediateadvanced class will be held July 15 through Aug. 7 at a cost of $275 or $25 per class on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays from 6:30-8:30 p.m. All classes are held at the STUDIO, 2805B Roger Lacey Ave. 6959149, www.thestudiosav.com or thestudidosav@aol.com. Through Aug. 7.

The STUDIO

Adult Beginner Ballet Class is being offered. The STUDIO also is accepting new students 5 and up for the new season. Contact Veronica at 695-9149. The STUDIO is located at 2805 Roger Lacey Ave. just off the intersection of Skidaway and Victory. Call Veronica at 695-9149 or visit ww.thestudiosav.com. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Avenue. 912-356-8383. www. thestudiosav.com/

Youth Dance Program

The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional DanceProgram in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes. Call 233-1951. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. 912-233-1951.

A balanced life

Student massage is offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $30 to $40 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 355-3011 for an appointment. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com. Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc, 6413 Waters Avenue. 912-355-3011. www.ssomt. com/

Belly Dancing for Fun and Fitness

A workout and a party, each class is an event. Provided are big colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, jingly rattling bracelets, exotic music from India, Turkey, Morocco and around the world, jeweled bindis to stick on your forehad and an assistant to make sure everyone gets personal attention. Held Sundays at 4 p.m., cost is $20 per class. Call 660-7399 for location.

Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training

will be offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free.

Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. Tom Triplett Community Park, U.S. Highway 80 West.

912-652-6780.

Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes

are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 8196463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 819-6000. www. sjchs.org

Detox and De-Stress

Easy and simple yoga followed by meditation, helping the body to throww off toxins and stress. Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. at Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St. Suggested donation $5. Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St.

Dog Yoga

The Yoga Room will hold a dog yoga class every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. at Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-A-Life.

Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroom.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800. every first and third Friday of the month at a new integrated healing center located at 72nd and Sanders streets. Call Kylene at 713-3879.

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Savannah Shag Club

hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop. com and announced each Monday. The dance lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m.

Special cocktail prices are from 6:30-10 p.m. and their are hors d’ouerves. There is no cover charge. Everyone is invited and welcomed into club membership. Call 9274784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn Street. 912-352-7100.

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class. Multi-class discounts are available.

The instructor is Betsy Boyd Strong. Walkins are welcome. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www. savannahyoga.com/

Tibetan rites taught free every Tuesday and Friday at 7:30 a.m. at Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St. Yoga Hause, 1203 E. 72nd St.

Gentle Yoga

Gentle Yoga with Mary Ann is offered Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. Participants must be 18 or older. Mat and blanket are required. Limited to 12 participants. Preregister at adultenrichment@uusavanah. org or call 234-0980. Held at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah upstairs in Phillippa’s Place. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

A pre and post-natal exercise program is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. The cost is $30 per month. Call 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

National Gymnastics Day

Tai Chi Relaxation Class

Whitemarsh Island YMCA will host a free gymnastics open house on Saturday, Aug. 4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Appropriate for children 2 and up.

YMCA Whitemarsh Island, 135 Whitemarsh Island Rd. 912-897-6158.

an ongoing aerobic fitness class for children 6-13 with weight concerns. Meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5-5:45 p.m. at the Candler Hospital Wellness Center.

Children must be members of the Candler Wellness Center. 819-8800. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Outdoor Fitness Bootcamp

Now offering evening classes. Classes meet Monday, Wednesday and Friday at Forsyth Park. Morning classes begin at 6 a.m. and evening classes begin at 5:30 p.m. The first class is free. Visit www. structurefitness.net or call Jennifer at 224-0406. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

Ladies Livin Smart fitness club

provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605.

Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. 912447-6605. www.sjchs.org/1844.cfm

Overcoming by Faith Ministries Aerobics and Exercise Classes

Free classes are offered every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 p.m. at 9700 Middleground Rd. in Savannah. All classes are open to the public. For more information, call 927-8601.

Learn to Run and Swim

Learn to Run & Swim ...offered Tuesday from 5pm to 7pm at Lake Mayer. Classes are for ALL, beginners to advanced.

Running offered from 5pm to 6pm at Lake Mayer followed by Swimming at the Aquatic Center from 6pm to 7pm. Join us for both activities or chose just one. Sessions are organized and led by a Certified Personal Trainer & Triathlete. Please call for more information & pricing 912-6751104 or visit www.coastaltriathlon.com. \

Pilates Classes

are offered every Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7 p.m. at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs. org/

Reiki Treatments

Reiki master Dante Santiago is trained in Usui Reiki Ryoho. Fifty-minute sessions are $60 and 50-minute in-studio sessions are $45. Call 660-1863 for times and appointments.

Mindful Fitness Membership Price Plan

$25 per month includes entry into all the Center for WellBeing classes. Pre-register in Suite 120 in the Candler Heart & Lung building. 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912819-6000. www.sjchs.org

Savannah Yoga Center

Located at 1321 Bull St. Call 441-6653 or visit www.savannahyoga.com for schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www. savannahyoga.com/

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Senior Power Hour

are held Wednesdays from 10:30 a.m. to 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Yoga Center, 25 E. 40th St. Infants must be 6 weeks to 6 months, pre-crawling. The cost is $13 per

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Tai Chi Classes

St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Wellbeing offers classes Mondays and Fridays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5354 Reynolds Ave. 912- 8196000. www.sjchs.org

Moms in Motion

Kidz Fitness

isn’t limited to, strength training, cardio for the heart, flexibility, balance, basic healthy nutrition and posture concerns. Call 8987714.

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Ancient Chinese exercises that were specifically developed to heal body, mind and spirit together. Held Saturdays from 3-4:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd. Call 898-0351. is held Sundays from 34:30 p.m. at The Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Rd., Whitemarsh Center. 898-0361 or www. thesavannahyogaroomm.com.

Tai Chi Yang Style Short Form

Slow and relaxed for all ages. Ongoing class. 7 p.m. Thursdays at Turtle Dragon Herbs and Teas, 1201 Highway 80, Tybee Island. $10 per session. Private lessons also available. Instructor is Tom Wilke. Call 707-616-1200.

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. 912-898-0361. www.thesavannahyogaroom.com/

Tybee Island Sunrise Boot Camp

is held Monday – Friday from 6-7am. Park at North Beach parking lot and go over first crossover. Bring a mat. Three days of strength training and two days of cardio.

Vicki Lyn, 596-3009. No prices at this time, but contributions accepted.

Women on Weights

Spine & Sports Personal Training offers the Women on Weights (WOW) Program.

The WOW Program is designed to meet the specific needs of women. It is a series of one hour training sessions led by a Certified Personal Trainer who develops different routines throughout the month. The routines may include but are not limited to, Strength Training, Cardio Training for the Heart, Flexibility, Balance and Weight Management. The group meets two times a week for one hour each session. For pricing call 898-7714.

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Yoga Teacher Training Institute

A 200-hour Basic Yoga Teacher Training program is offered at Savannah Yoga Center. It meets Yoga Alliance standards, and graduates will receive a certificate and be eligible for certification by the alliance. The cost for the entire course is $1,500. Call 441-6653 or visit www. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. 912-232-2994. www.savannahyoga.com/

Yogalates Classes

are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions. Call 8196463. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. 912-819-6000. www.sjchs.org/

Zumba Fitness

Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. No dance partner is required. Participants of all ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. The cost is $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 484-1266 or calexe@comcast.net.

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor.

236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org.

First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/

Gay AA Meeting

meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. For information, contact Ken at 398-8969.

Georgia Equality Savannah

is the local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 9440996.

Savannah Pride, Inc.

meets on the first Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend, for without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Patrick Mobley at 224-3238.

First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912236-CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/

Stand Out Youth -- Savannah

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization.

Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth.org. First City Network, 307 E Harris St. 912-236CITY. www.firstcitynetwork.org/

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What Makes A Family

is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

Health Better Breathers of Savannah

meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.

Community Cardiovascular Council, Inc.

Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at 1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624.

Community HealthCare Center

is a non-profit organization that provides free medical care for uninsured individuals who work or live in Chatham County and do not qualify for Medicare or Medicaid. All patients receive free examinations, medicine through the patient assistance program and free lab work. Women receive free pap tests and mammograms. Call 692-1451 to see if you qualify for services. Located at 310 Eisenhower Dr., No. 5, Medical Center.

Community Health Mission, Inc, 310 Eisenhower Dr., Suite 6.

Docs and Desserts

The Alzheimer’s Association - Coastal Georgia Regional Office will present this program Thursday, May 8 at 6:30 p.m. at the Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. People with questions about Alzheimer’s disease can meet with experts to learn more. RSVP by May 2. Contact Jenny House at 920-2231.

Through May 8. Jewish Education Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. 912-355-8111. www.savj.org/

Dual Recovery Anonymous

This 12-step program addresses all addictions and mental health recovery.

Persons who are recovering from an addiction and a mental health problem can send e-mail to katkope@netscape.com

for information.

Eating Disorders/Self Harm Support Group

A 12-step group for people with eating disorders and self-harm disorders. For information, call Brandon Lee at 9271324.

Every Step Counts Survivor Walk This monthly cancer survivors’ walk is free and open to all survivors and their loved ones. Call DeDe Cargill at 3986654.

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings

are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment.

Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

Free hearing & speech screening

Every Thursday morning from 9-11 a.m. at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 3554601. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. 912-355-4601. www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/

Free Skin Cancer Screenings

will be performed May 17 at the Southside YMCA. For appointment, call 8193368. Through May 17.

Free Vision Screenings

are offered to the public Monday, Tuesday and Friday from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Sam’s Club Optical-Savannah. No membership is required. Call 352-2844.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training

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Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes

are being offered at the Family Health and Birth Center in Rincon. The group classes offer an opportunity for couples to learn the child birthing process together, while providing a very integral role to the companion participating. Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. All types of births are welcome.

Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call The Birth Connection at 843-683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo.com.

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Kidney/Pancreas Transplant Clinic is offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler and Emory. Patients can receive pre and postoperative care at the clinic rather than travel to Atlanta. Call Karen Traver, R.N. Transplant Coordinator, at 819-8350.

La Leche League of Savannah Call Phoebe at 897-9261.

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Mammograms

St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit. Mammograms will be performed May 8 and 20 at St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Group - Rincon, May 8 Bryan County Health Dept Richmond Hill, May 9 SJ/C Bluffton, May 19 at The Landings Club and May 21 at St. Joseph/ Candler Medical Group - Pembroke. For appointments, call 819-6800. SJ/C accepts most insurance plans. Financial assistance is available to women who qualify.

Meditation and Energy Flow Group Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how. Discuss techniques and related areas of holistic health and healing, Reiki and CAM. Reduce stress and increase peace and health. Call Ellen at 247-4263 or RSVP at http://meditation. meetup.com/490.

Meditation for Relaxation and Stress Relief

Learn to relax through non-religious meditation. Instruction and practice followed

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March 21-April 19 For many Aries, independence is a virtue that flows in abundance -- so much so that it’s sometimes on the verge of becoming excessive and turning into a vice. That’s why I’m thrilled to inform you that the mysteries of dependence could be especially intriguing and useful to you in the coming days. They might also lead, paradoxically, to a form of interdependence that would in the long run nourish your independence. So how about it? Without compromising your free-wheeling spirit, can you blend yourself more thoroughly with trustworthy souls who care about you?

TAURUS

April 20-May 20 Alison Covarrubias is a mentor for female entrepreneurs. Her “Ladies Who Launch” program inspires women to be brave and brazen as they develop their own businesses. One of Covarrubias’s prime pieces of advice: “If you don’t feel like you’re going to throw up, you’re not taking enough risks.” That’s also my message for you, Taurus. In the name of smart gambles and tricky success, I dare you to push yourself way out of the comfort zone.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20 According to a survey, one out of every ten people says the Internet makes them feel closer to God. I predict that you will be part of that group in the coming days, Gemini. But it’s not just surfing the Web that will bring you into more intimate communion with the Divine Wow. Washing dishes will do it, too, as will buttering toast, brushing your teeth, and skipping down the street. For that matter, throwing imaginary rocks at the sky, blowing your nose on your sleeve, and pretending you’re a rock star will put you into a more fluid alignment with the Primal Root. Pretty much everything! What if you’re an atheist? You’re free to ignore the evidence of Spirit’s presence pressing in on you from all sides. But even if you do that, I bet you’ll still enjoy a profoundly enhanced sense that life is wildly meaningful.

CANCER

June 21-July 22 According to physicist Paul

Steinhardt, “Good science creates two challenging puzzles for each puzzle it resolves.” I propose that we expand that formula to make it apply to life in general: Good decisionmaking about anything at all creates two challenging puzzles for each puzzle it resolves.

That should be your guiding meditation, Cancerian. You are currently at the height of your ability to wrestle long-standing dilemmas into more satisfying configurations. I expect that whenever you capitalize on this potential, you will conjure up fresh riddles that will energize you for weeks.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22 Are you fully prepared for your showdown with The Machine?

Are you as confident as you need to be in order to fight for the rights of soulful beauty? Of course not. None of us is ever perfectly prepared as we go up against the Big Lies of the mechanical thinkers. But I do have great faith in your ability to prevail -- especially if you strengthen yourself with this meditation from the book *Less Than One,* by Joseph Brodsky: “The surest defense against evil is extreme individualism, originality of thinking, whimsicality- even if you will, eccentricity . . . Evil is a sucker for solidarity.

It always goes for big numbers, for confident granite, for ideological purity, for drilled armies and balance sheets.”

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22 My songwriter friend Darius has created some fine music, but he periodically goes through phases when everything he produces sounds contrived. It’s not writer’s block he suffers from. During his bouts with bad composing, he’s often teeming with ideas. The problem is that he gets caught up in a vortex of too much thinking. He can’t stop his mind from tinkering endlessly with every raw impulse that wells up. Recently he joined the Immersion Composition Society, an organization that helps “talented basket cases” and “tortured geniuses” cut through their tendency to over- analyze and thereby reconnect to their pure inspiration. One technique: Musicians agree to take on firm deadlines that compel them to create songs wicked fast. I hope you find the equivalent assistance for your own field of expression, Virgo. The time is

ripe for you to dissect less and build more.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22 “What makes a river so restful to people is that it doesn’t have any doubt,” wrote columnist Hal Boyle. “It is sure to get where it is going, and it doesn’t want to go anywhere else.” Your assignment for the rest of 2008, Libra, is to do whatever’s necessary to make yourself fit this description. The next eight months will provide unprecedented opportunities to turn yourself into a river flowing toward your destiny with surprisingly sublime freedom.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21 You’re not any more narcissistic and egotistical than the rest of us, but this week happens to be your special time to make amends for being that way.

Therefore, I recommend that you try the following corrective measures: 1. Every day, do three things motivated by compassion that are helpful to people you know. 2. For a few minutes each day, use your imagination to get inside the mind of someone you care about and see the world through his or her eyes. 3. Every day, take at least one action that will in some way beautify your environment, contribute to the well- being of strangers, or help save the world.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Traditional astrologers say that Sagittarians are the master travelers of the zodiac; no other sign roams as far and as wide as yours. But if that’s true, how do you explain William Blake and Emily Dickenson, two of history’s greatest Sagittarian poets? They barely left their neighborhoods, content to explore a narrow sampling of the planet’s wonders. The answer is that they covered vast distances in the inner realms, seeking out adventures in exotic territories of the imagination. I’m thinking their approach would work really well for you in the coming weeks.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19 It’s an excellent time to make yourself more magnetic to blessings. You might want to experiment, therefore, with good luck charms or magic invocations -- anything that

you imagine might attract benevolence into your life. How about the potion that is popular in South Africa right now? It’s a concoction cooked up from ground-up vulture bones.

Or maybe the kind of mystic jewelry I saw advertised in one of the tabloids, a necklace made of meteorite chunks? Both of those would pale in comparison, however, to the thing I consider the very best attractor of blessings. It’s the sacred metaphorical talisman that Tom Waits recommends in his song “Get Behind the Mule”: Always keep a diamond in your mind.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18 When the spell is broken, Aquarius, you will be able to tap into resources that you’ve been cut off from. When the spell is broken, you will finally notice three big, beautiful secrets that have been staring you in the face. When the spell is broken, you will slip down off a clean, lofty perch where it has been hard to relax and arrive at a low, funky spot where you’ll be free to feel things you haven’t felt in a long time. When the spell is broken, it will be because you have decided to break it.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20 “Don’t eat any food that’s incapable of rotting,” says Michael Pollan in his book *In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto.* In other words, highly processed foods with a long shelf life don’t contribute to your optimum vitality. I’d like to expand this rule to make it an all-purpose guideline for life. Try out this hypothesis: If you’re involved with any person or situation that never decays, or if there is some part of you that never decays, that’s highly suspicious and may be a problem. Like growth, rot is a natural phenomenon. Indeed, every advancement requires or brings the disintegration of whatever it replaces. You can’t grow if you don’t rot! The “perfection” of stasis can be hazardous to your health! So let me ask you, Pisces: What’s due to rot in your world?

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When at the end of the road you find that you no longer can function with or without drugs, there’s a simple, spiritual, non-religious program known as Narcotics Anonymous. Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.

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Planned Parenthood Hotline

Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research which will take place one weekend during the months of January, April, July and October. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit www.

TheDolphinProject.org.

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services.

Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800264-7154.

Smoke Stoppers

St. Joseph’s/Candler group-facilitated smoking cessation program offers an intensive class in 7 sessions over 3 weeks featuring a wide range of proven-effective strategies to help smokers control their urges, manage nicotine withdrawal and stress and avoid weight gain. The cost is $100. Call 819-6718.

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20 Meg’s mom, on “Family Guy” 21 Disgusted grunts 22 Mark on an attendance record 25 1970s synthesizer brand 26 Be civilly disobedient 30 ___ Shinrikyo (Japanese group that carried out a 1995 sarin attack in Tokyo) 31 Perform a family task 35 Answer that’s up in the air 37 One who comes from a separate egg 39 Tribe of the southwestern U.S. 40 MTV2 comedian Milonakis 41 “___ Mine” (George Harrison song) 42 Legumes with a “black-eyed” variety 46 A long, long time 47 “...___ saw Elba” (part of a famous palindrome) 48 Superpower that left the map in the 1990s 52 Get all mushy 53 With a feeling of isolation 56 Gas or elec., e.g.

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9 “Weetzie Bat” author Francesca ___ Block 10 Like schedule-changing weather 11 Shirley who was painted gold in “Goldfinger” 12 Impassive 13 Short and sweet, as speeches go 14 Luxury car manufacturer bought by India’s Tata Motors in 2008 23 Like Leroy Brown, in a Jim Croce song 24 “___ you jest!”

26 Mail-in offer 27 Lipton product, as marketed in some European countries 28 Meat Puppets song covered by Nirvana on “MTV Unplugged” 29 Pageant headgear 32 Cloying to the max 33 “Coal Miner’s Daughter” subject 34 Phrase said after smacking one’s forehead 36 Series accompanying a museum display 38 Company that owns Coffee-Mate 42 TMZ subject 43 University of Maine town 44 George who was greeted with “Norm!”

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Stress Reduction

Individual introductory session to The Work of Byron Katie includes a short DVD, several handouts and trying these tools out. Introductory fee is $40. Contact Ursula Sterling at 598-2821 or sterlingu@ bellsouth.net for an appointment.

The Quit Line

a toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP or visit www.unitegeorgia.com.

Weight Loss Through Hypnosis

Take the stress out of weight loss. Studies have shown that people who use hypnosis lose 60 percent more weight than with any other method. For info, call 927-3432.

$35 per person includes canoe rental and instructions and a trip downstream.

May 17 from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. $35.

Reservations required. 235-8115. Through May 17.

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Take a walk on the wild side

at the Oatland Island Education Center.

The “Native Animal Nature Trail” features a variety of live animals and landscapes and winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats.

Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. M-F:9 a.m.-4 p.m. and most Saturdays from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Admission is $3 per person for everyone over 4. 898-3980 or visit www.oatlandisland.org. Oatland Island Education Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. 912-898-3980. www. oatlandisland.org/

Tree Planting Sites Needed

The Savannah Tree Foundation is seeking input from residents of Chatham County in identifying future tree planting sites in Savannah and throughout the county.

Residents wishing to have canopy trees planted on public, non-profit or goverhment-owned land within the physical boundaries of Chatham County can mail site suggestions to: Patrick Grant, Project Director, The Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull St., Savannah, 31405. Suggestions also can be phoned in at 233-8733, faxed at 233-8799 or e-mailed at info@ savannahtreefoundation.com.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center Visit the center to discover the Georgia coast. The exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians, corals and other interesting sea creatures. The center

on Skidaway Island

Open 9 AM until 4 PM Monday - Friday, and noon until 5 PM on Saturday Admission is $4 for age 13 and older and $2 for children ages 3-12 (under 3 free) Take Truman Parkway South to Whitfield Ave. and turn left to Skidaway Island. Go past the State Park and at the 4-way stop turn left onto McWhorter Drive.

Drive to the end and look for signs to the aquarium.

www.marex.uga.edu/aquarium

For more information call (912) 598-FISH

Wild Island & Estuary

Journey through tidal creeks and marshes to go ashore on Williamson Island, Georgia’s youngest barrier island, with a licensed captain on a covered 45-foot pontoon boat. May 11 from 9 a.m. to noon. $45 per person. Meet at the Bull River Marina.

Reservations required. 236-8115. Through May 11.

Religious & Spiritual Annual Women’s Conference

Powerhouse of Deliverance Church, Inc. in Hinesville will hold its Annual Women’s Conference May 8, 9 and 10. There will be powerful preaching, teaching, workshops, and a combination luncheon/fashion/comedy show. Call 368-3210 or email phodd@ coastalnow.net. Through May 10.

Blue Jeans for the Soul

Each Saturday service will be at 5:30 p.m. and will feature just three things, music with guest musicians, a meditation and an affirmative message. Casual dress welcome. Located at 2320 Sunset Blvd. off of Skidaway Road just south of Victory Drive.

Call 355-4704. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. 912-355-4704. www. unityofsavannah.org/

Calling All Christians

Open prayer will be held the second Thursday of the month from 4-4:20 p.m. at the Forsyth Park fountain. Call Suzanne at 232-3830. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. 912-233-6800.

Chanted Office of Compline

The Service of Compline, ”Saying good night to God,” is chanted Sunday evenings at 9 p.m. by the Compline Choir of Christ Church Savannah, located on Johnson Square.

Christian Businessmen’s Committee

meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn Ext. 912-354-7038. www.oglethorpemall.

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Dream Circle

This formulated technique for sorting out dreams is easy, meaningful and fun and can be taught in five minutes. It will be held monthly at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St., entrance on Macon Street. To register, e-mail adultenrichment@uusavannah.org of call 234-0980. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

DrUUming Circle

is held the first and third Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 234-0980 or visit uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

Ekklesia, The Church

Do church in a casual and relaxed setting on Saturday nights. Fellowship begins at 6 p.m., praise and worship at 6:30 p.m. in the BSU building on Abercorn between the Publix Shopping Center and the Armstrong campus. Call 596-4077.

Handbell Choir

Anyone interested in starting/leading or joining/participating in a handbell choir can contact the Rev. Arlene Meyer at 3554704. Unity of Savannah at 2320 Sunset Blvd. has the bells and a few interested people without a leader. Visit www.unityofsavannah.org. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. 912-355-4704. www. unityofsavannah.org/

Introduction to Mindfulness Meditation

Meditators Unite!

Beginner and advanced meditators unite to practice meditation and discuss spirituality, metaphysics, holistic approach to healing, Reiki, energy work. Call 247-4264 or visit see_the_light@ellenfarrell.com or read more at http://meditation.meetup. com/490.

Midweek Bible Study

Midweek Bible Study is offered every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com.

Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue. 912-352-4400. www. montgomerypresbyterian.com/

Midweek Noonday Bible Study

Join Pastor Ricky Temple for Midweek Noonday Bible Study at the Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. Free lunch provided.

Service time is every Wednesday from noon to 12:45 p.m. For more info call 9278601. Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull Street.

912-233-7764. www.savannahtheatre.com

Music Ministry for Children & Youth at White Bluff United Methodist Church is now known as Pneuma, the Greek work for breath. “Every breath we take is the breath of God.” The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. 912-925-5924. www.wbumc.org/

Nicodemus by Night

An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St.

A meditation period will be followed by instruction in the application of the foundations of Mindfulness practice to daily life.

Beginner’s and experienced practitioners welcome. Ongoing weekly sessions are Mondays from 6-7:30 p.m. at 313 E. Harris St. Call Cindy Beach, Buddhist nun, at 429-7265 or cindy@alwaysoptions.com.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org

Overcoming by Faith Ministries

Meditation and Energy Flow Meetup Group

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends) meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 247-4903.

Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. 912-233-4766. www.trinitychurch1848.org/

First meeting Jan. 6 at 1 p.m. Meets once a month. Meet others to practice meditation and discuss spirituality, metaphysics and related topics of Reiki, energy work, etc. www.ellenfarrell.com or 247-4263.

Services in Savannah are held on Saturdays at 6 p.m. Sundays at 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. and Wednesdays at 7 p.m. at 9700 Middleground Rd. In Rincon, services are held Sundays at 1:30 p.m. and Thursdays at 7 p.m. at The Banquet Room, 135 Goshen Rd. Call 927-8601 or visit overcomingbyfaith.org.

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

Savannah Buddhist Sitting Group

meets Sundays from 9-10:30 a.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, on Habersham Street at East Harris and East Macon Streets, on Troup Square.

Please arrive and be seated no later than 8:55 a.m. Sitting and walking meditation and Dharma talk or reading. All practices are welcome. Newcomers should contact Cindy Beach, lay ordained Soto Zen Buddhist, at 429-7265 for sitting instruction.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www. uusavannah.org

Savannah Gateway Aglow

Beverly Hubbard is the featured speaker May 10 at 10 a.m. at the Wingate Inn at Gateway Plaza off GA 204. Clara Weser, 234-8159, or Nell Newby, 920-4404.

Through May 10.

Soka Gakkai of America (SGI-USA)

SGI-USA is an American Buddhist movement for world peace that practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO. For information, call SGI-USA at 232-9121.

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 233-6284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@ aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice.

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Service begins at 11 am in the Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www.uusavannah.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. 912-234-0980. www.uusavannah.org

Unitarian Universalist Men’s Group

An opportunity to meet with men and as a group explore men’s spirituality while offering social support in a safe atmosphere.

Meets weekly to discuss a predetermined topic. Also plans outside activities or participates in activities as a group.

Refreshments or dinner is served at each meeting. Visit http://men.meetup.com/46/ or contact Mike Freeman at 441-0328 or Dicky Trotter at 665-4488.

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offers Beach Discovery and marsh walks.

Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children, ages 3-16.

Senior, military and AAA discounts are available. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. Tybee Island Marine Science Center, 1510 Strand. 912-786-5917. www. tybeemsc.org/

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WASHERS/DRYERS

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hogany back & neck, great condition $2200. Fender Standard Stratocaster Electric Guitar $225. Fostex MR-8mkII 8track digital recorder, used once $200. Pork Pie acrylic snare drum, amber $150. Pioneer GM 3200T 2 channel Amp for car, never used $70.

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New in packaging, worth 5K. Give away for $1250. Can Deliver. 965-9652

Dogs for sale 445 Brindle Boston Terrier puppies, dad AKC mom CKC. Both on premises. Ready 5/8/08, $175 no papers. Call before 8pm. 912-884-2487

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