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JANUARY 5-JANUARY 11 Freebie of the Week Cool Nights at the Beach Performance Series What: This is the third in a series that showcases African and African-inspired performances by artists with ties to Savannah, including poets, storytellers, spoken-word artists, singers of various genres, musicians and dancers. This performance will feature dynamic spoken-work performers from the Spitfire Poetry Group and young adults from Project Yes. The crowd can anticipate a collaboration between noted vocalists Juanita Tucker and Adiva. Also performing is Sister Imani Mtendaji, a folklorist and storyteller who uses traditional African, Afro-Caribbean and AfricanAmerican culture to inspire her performances. When: Tuesday, Jan. 11 at 7 p.m.

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Not hiding anymore Savannah artist has big plans for a new anti-hate art exhibition IT’S UNLIKELY THAT MATTHEW SHEPARD ever thought his name would become a symbol to others.

At the age of 21, Shepard believed he had his whole life ahead of him. But in October 1998, the University of Wyoming student was robbed and attacked by two men because of his homosexuality.

Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson beat Shepard brutally and tied him to a fence, where he was found 18 hours later. He died on Oct. 12, after five days in a coma.

Almost immediately, artists responded to Shepard’s death with works commemorating him. Melissa Etheridge wrote the song “Scarecrow” as a tribute, referring to the fact that Shepard’s body was mistaken for a scarecrow against the fence when it was found.

Elton John and Bernie Taupin also wrote a musical tribute, “American Triangle.” Two films about Shepard were made: The Laramie Project and The Matthew Shepard Story, and sculptures and other artworks were created and dedicated to his memory.

Painter and photographer Nicholas Wozniak also was moved to create artwork to honor Shepard. His painting will be included in an anti-hate art show that will open Jan. 8 at The Sentient Bean and hang throughout the month of January.

“I did the painting after I saw a news report about the beating and killing of Matthew Shepherd,” Wozniak says. “I tried to combine two-dimensional watercolors and pen and ink and incorporated some wire into it to give it a three-dimensional effect. I added straw that was made of paper.”

Everyone who sees the painting immediately recognizes what it is about, Wozniak says.

“I tried to make it so it wasn’t too graphic,” he says. “I wanted people to look at it, not turn away.”

Wozniak returned to Savannah recently, and the painting came with him, packed in a box. “I went to the Savannah College of Art and Design from 1993 to 1996 for undergraduate school,” he says.

“After that, I went to graduate school in Richmond, Va. The last five years, I’ve been teaching art and photography. Last year, after seven years of being away, I decided to come back. I fell in love with this city. My first priority was to set up a photography business and second to see if I could acquire a job teaching at SCAD.” The photography business is now a reality. Wozniak is originally from Connecticut, where he learned to shoot pictures at an early age.

“When I was a kid, my godmother gave me a little Kodak camera,” he says. “I started taking images of my dogs.”

After returning to Savannah, Wozniak decided to unpack his painting. “I pulled it out of the box and hung it on the wall,” he says. “It has a message for me that is very personal. I thought maybe somebody else should see it.”

Wozniak began calling local galleries. “The ladies at The Sentient Bean were the most responsive,” he says.

Nicholas Wozniak, shown with his dog Sweetie, has organized an anti-hate art exhibiition he hopes will become a bigger, annual event in Savannah Kristen Russell and Kelli Pearson, co-owners of The Sentient Bean, encouraged Wozniak to organize an entire exhibition. “We try to limit art shows to issue-based shows rather than one artist’s work,” Russell says.

After looking at the calendar, Russell saw that January was open. It seemed an appropriate time for a show with an anti-hate message.

“People are making New Year’s resolutions and wanting to change,” Russell says.

“People are working to resolve problems and get to know one another.”

Wozniak sent out an appeal for entries. Although the turnout has been somewhat disappointing, he hopes that the show will become an annual event that will grow into something much larger.

“Maybe it could be a month-long observance, or an event at Forsyth Park, a Savannahtype thing,” Wozniak says. “It could be an anti-hate month that would encompass everyone -- all races, genders and ages. Maybe we could have speakers come to talk about coming together.”

Wozniak realizes it will take time for his idea to take root. “I had forgotten how conservative and fundamentalist and close-minded people can be,” he says.

Although several artists committed to the show, only half actually produced work. “I thought once people were committed, they were committed,” Wozniak says.

Christie Cummings is one of the artists who did follow through. “I think it is important to make art that affects people,” she says. “Now more than ever, to change the world we have to change ourselves and put ourselves out there.”

A native of Indiana, Cummings came to Savannah 11 years ago to earn a master of fine arts degree in painting from SCAD. “One thing led to another, and I stayed in Savannah,” she says.

Although she works in a chiropractor’s office, Cummings is still very much an artist. “I could draw before I could walk,” she says. “I drew on walls and on myself. My parents laugh about it now. It’s hard for me, even in the office, to pick up a pencil and not doodle.

I’m always creating, always doing something.”

The painting Cummings entered in the show is entitled A Peace Shield, and it is done in oil pastel on canvas.

“I’ve studied different world religions and am especially interested in Native American history,” she says. “My mother’s father’s mother was a full-blooded Cherokee. At one point, I realized all the symbols I had been drawing all through my life were actually ancient Native American symbols.”

A Peace Shield represents a medicine wheel. It was inspired by a woman known as the Peace Pilgrim, and Cummings has compiled a photograph and information about her to include in the show.

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Nicholas Wozniak’s photo of his dog explains the world from a dog’s point of view

more,” he says. “It’s taken me a long time to get to this point.

“I look at that painting and think that it could have been me or any gay man or woman,” Wozniak says. “For being gay, we can be hated to the point of being murdered. It is in the back of everyone’s mind who is not straight. It could happen anywhere.”

Others agree an anti-hate event is a good thing. “I’ve talked to long-time residents who say it’s an idea that’s long overdue. But I don’t want to keep it just a straight and gay issue. It’s also a black/white thing, a Hispanic thing. We have to realize these issues are here,” he says.

“I more or less sat idle most of my life.

I no longer want to sit on the sidelines and do nothing. I really have high hopes that this exhibit will turn into something done on a grander scale.”

Creating such art is healing for the artist. When Wozniak created his painting, it helped him handle his own grief over Shepard’s death. “It was a little bit of art therapy and it brought some closure for myself,” he says.

“I’ve only cried twice while watching the news. Once I cried as a teacher, after the Columbine shootings, when I heard about the teacher who sheltered his students and took the bullets himself. The other time was when I heard about Matthew Shepherd,” Wozniak says.

“Part of me was thinking as a teacher about someone in his 20s, about a short life that was extinguished, and not having the chance to do anything more with his life. We will never know what an impact he could have had, what he could have achieved.”

Although looking at images of hate crimes may be hard, it can produce results. “I have seen a photograph of the fence he was tied to,” Wozniak says. “It’s a graphic yet powerful image that moved me and made me think.”

Russell says Wozniak’s dream of developing the show into a much larger event is viable. “I think it could happen, but it depends on a lot of factors,” she says.

The show must get larger for it to be a success, Russell says. “It’s the holidays, so we kind of knew it would be difficult to get people interested,” she says.

“I’m hoping if we spread the word, other artists will come forward,” Russell says. “We would accept more work throughout the month, and I would love to see more work come in.”

It’s been said that we fear what we hate and hate what we fear. It might seem simplistic to say that people who commit hate crimes are afraid, but it is true, nonetheless.

“The only way to get past it is through education, by letting others see the people they fear or hate are not demons,” Wozniak says. “It has to start somewhere.” ◗

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“I’m a Catholic myself,” Wozniak says.

He took his own painting to the high “But I can’t be part of a church with that school where he was teaching. “When kind of mindset. I’ve always thought what some of my students saw it, it started someone else does in their personal life conversations,” he says. “Those kinds of behind closed doors is no one else’s conversations can open closed minds.” business, unless it is illegal.

Misconceptions begin at home.

“One book I read was about what the Wozniak thinks parents should be the Bible says about homosexuality.” he says. guiding force in their children’s lives -- in a “When that text was written all those positive way. “It’s at home where people years ago, it meant something totally diflearn to be hateful,” he says. ferent that what we read today.”

Hate can be long-lasting, but it can be Over the years, Wozniak has heard the overcome. “As children grow up, they can unkind remarks made by others about make their own mind up as to what is gays. Because he is athletic and masright or wrong,” Wozniak says. “It’s not culine, many people do not realize he is until college that they start to break away gay unless he tells them. from their parents. They start experi“When my students would put two and encing for the first time real hardship and two together and ask if I was gay, I would real freedom. They start making their own say, ‘What does that matter?’ None of judgment calls and establishing their own them could answer,” he says. belief systems.”

“As a teacher, I’ve seen and heard When Wozniak created his Matthew things the students say and seen how Shepard painting, people began asking they are like little clones of their parents. him if he was gay. “I don’t lie about it any

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“She lived from 1908 to 1981,” Cummings says. “She came from an affluent family, but realized she didn’t need material objects. She gave up her name and her home. From 1953 to 1981, she walked across the country promoting peace. She walked 25,000 miles, back and forth across the country. She walked until she was given shelter and fasted until she was given food. She felt we would gain world peace only when everyone had achieved inner peace.”

Cummings obtained a booklet written by the woman that also included a photograph of her. “When you look at it, you see how peaceful she is,” Cummings says. “It affected me so greatly when I read her writing.”

Cummings believes an anti-hate art show is needed. “I’m always amazed at how art work will affect people,” she says.

“Someone may come to the show and see the Peace Pilgrim’s smiling face and change somehow,” Cummings says.

“Already the people who have seen it say it affects them in a positive way.”

Wozniak believes next year, local artists will be more prepared and ready to participate in the show. He himself has put a second piece of art into the show.

“My second one is not so powerful as the first,” he says. “It’s just a photo of my dog with text. It’s simple, but I think it is effective.”

The text explains life from a dog’s point of view -- that a dog doesn’t see black or white, it just sees people. A dog doesn’t care if people are gay or straight, it just loves them.

Such issues are of paramount importance to Wozniak. “I am gay,” he says.

“I’ve found some people just can’t get past that,” he says.

“Since I’ve been back, I’ve heard people who can recite Bible quotes and text, yet continue to be hateful and closed-minded,” Wozniak says. “It’s just not about sex and same-sex marriage, it’s about everything.”

For a time, Wozniak was afraid to tell others he is gay. “I did not come out of the closet until I was in my early 30s,” he says. “Growing up, I heard comment after comment made by other kids about ‘queers’ and ‘fags.’”

He even heard it at home. “My mother was very open-minded, but my father and grandfather were close-minded,” Wozniak says. “I heard their racial and sexual comments. I didn’t dare tell my father that I was gay.”

Wozniak knew early in life that he was gay. “I knew when I was five years old.

You just know. It’s a part of who you are,” he says.

“I would read about hate crimes, and realize it could be me who was beaten with a tire iron and dragged behind a truck,” Wozniak says. “It made me more cautious. I am more aware of what could happen. It’s always in the back of my mind.”

Although change has come slowly, it has come. “As time has progressed, a lot of young people have started at 15 or 16 what I started in my 30s,” Wozniak says. “I

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Animal Control is too aggressive? That’s rich I CONFESS TO SOME AMUSEMENT about the whole controversy involving the saga of Diana Thibodaux, who recently lost her pet Lab to a Chatham County Animal Control tranquilizer gun.

I’m certainly not amused at the loss of her beloved Maggie. That is a sad and most unfortunate story.

But I am tickled by two things: First off, by how neatly the story fits the standard mold of the Vox Populi controversy du jour: Uncaring government bureaucracy meets Ardsley Park resident with a flair for the media spotlight.

Mostly I’m amused, in an ironic sort of way, at how Ms. Thibodaux got what I’ve desperately wanted for years: A triggerhappy Animal Control armed to the teeth with tranquilizer guns.

I live in Parkside, on the other side of Waters from Thibodaux. I’ve lived in Ardsley Park before -- twice, actually -and overall I like it much better over here.

But ever since moving to Parkside six years ago, we’ve had a dog problem. Lots of problems, actually, with lots of dogs: Packs of wild and possibly rabid dogs attacking our cats. Sick, mangy mutts

spreading filth all over the neighborhood.

Nocturnal nuisances who sleep all day and bark all night. Wandering free agents who leave thick steaming turds on every square inch of available yard space.

Realtors are always sending us unsolicited letters bragging about how much they sold a neighbor’s house for. But for some reason none sees fit to mention these charming Parkside features.

Through it all, I’ve received nothing but attitude from Animal Control, which in my experience not only seeks to minimize any control of animals, but to minimize any contact with them whatsoever.

This in itself is not a surprise. Growing up in Savannah, I heard the stories about how ineffective and unresponsive the local Animal Control was from a young age. What is a surprise is that now they find themselves under the gun for being too aggressive. That’s rich.

A couple of months ago, a sick Chow with half its skin falling off was wandering our neighborhood, as it had been for several weeks. (I know what you’re thinking: Jim, you should have rescued that poor dog and taken it to the vet. Well, I’m no St. Francis of Assisi, and my veterinary budget is already spoken for by three feline claimants who don’t care much for Chows.)

The last straw was when the Chow came up to a neighbor’s fence one night while they were out of town and made their dog go nuts. Knowing from experience never to call Animal Control directly if I need a response, I instead called Savannah Police (not 911, mind you, but the desk at 232-4141).

The cop who came to my block was professional and courteous. While he admitted there was nothing he himself could do -- “I only deal with the twolegged kind,” was his quip -- he offered to call Animal Control before he left.

What arrived 45 minutes later was the most surly, rude, arrogant public “servant” I’ve ever encountered.

“You mean SPD got me all the way over here for a dog at large?” yelled the Animal Control employee at me from her truck. “Wait ‘til I tell Precinct 3 about this - they’ll tear his ass a new one.”

There you have it, your tax dollars at work: an Animal Control employee threatening a Savannah police officer in front of a resident who badly needed service.

Her behavior was so over-the-top, so absurd, that I wasn’t even mad. I came in the house laughing. Needless to say, the Chow remained in our neighborhood that night and for weeks afterward.

I can hear you now, saying: Jim, you wouldn’t be writing this if Animal Control had killed your pet like it killed Maggie.

You just don’t know how it is until it happens to you.

Well, it’s true that Animal Control has never shot one of my family pets. You got me there.

And I suppose when we lost our beloved cat Maya to a wild Parkside dogpack a couple of Christmases ago, we might have put a bunch of homemade signs up in our yard, like Diana Thibodaux did. Except ours would say the opposite, that Animal Control didn’t do enough.

But that’s not our way, so we didn’t do it. Instead we grieved privately, and stubbornly held out hope that someone in a position of power would one day force Animal Control to do its job.

That day is now. While it’s busy tackling admittedly much larger and more vital issues, the new Chatham County Commission must also find the time to direct Chief Flynn to bring Animal Control up to the same high standards as his police department. ◗

Jim is editor in chief of Connect Savannah. To comment, e-mail us at letters@connectsavannah.com

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A brief return to Korea

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A ceremony was held at the Geoje Art Center, a most impressive contemporary style civic center located in the town. During the evening performance at the theater there, we watched singing by North Korean artists who defected to South Korea.

The following day, we traveled to the historic park of the Korean War Geoje POW Camp. During the Korea War it accommodated approximately 150,000 North Korean POWs and 20,000 Chinese Communist POWs. We also had an opportunity to travel to the Geoje Fishing Village Folk Museum.

Then we visited two major shipyards

by Daewoo Shipbuilding and Maritime Engineering Co.(DSME) and Samsung Heavy Industry Co., which constructed super tanker ships and even many other super-size cruise ships. Due to the strategic location of these two shipbuilding industrial complexes at the Geoje Island, we noticed the overall affluence and uplifted Island living standards.

During our trip to the Geoje Island, we learned that the per capita income of the Geoje Island people was approximately $20,000, somewhat higher than the South Korean national average per capita income of $14,000. As of 2004, the population of Geoje Island is approximately 188,000.

Our return trip to the U.S. was a little better -- only 12 hours trip back home instead of 15 hours to Korea. One bit of bad news is that I lost the Canon PowerShot A-60 digital camera back at Kimpo Domestic Airport, so most of the memorable pictures that I have taken during the trip to Kumkang Mtn are gone. That is the one major disappointment for us.

Oh well, perhaps next time when Korea is really unified, then we will revisit the same routine, if our physical strengths hold.

That reminded me of a sight-seeing experience in Beijing, China in 1988 during my trip to the Great Wall, about a two-hour bus ride from Beijing and then climbing up the steep hill.

I saw several fine looking elderly Caucasian couples who were panting heavily at the down slope side of the Great Wall. When you are young and can travel, you are constricted because of financial situation. When you are old and can afford to travel, your physique constrains your agility.

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South Korean Immigration and Customs the China-North Korea border regions. office. Passengers on all 18 buses had to Apparently North Koreans did not want endure the tedious, time-consuming exit to contaminate their own citizens with check-up procedure. We must have the "bourgeois" taste of the visiting spent about 40 minutes or so just to wait South Koreans or overseas Koreans. for our turn.

In the strategic uphill paths, they set As our bus entered the North Korean up North Korean "kiosks" and they were side of the DMZ, two North Korean solselling baked "Song-i" mushrooms for $6 diers entered our bus; one fellow stood a small plate, and strangely charging on the aisle of the passenger seat, glaring at us, while another one proceeded to the central aisle of seat, carefully checking each passenger. It reminded me of the spot check of the passing civilian buses by the South Korean Army MPs during the Korean War period.

One strange arrangement was that the North Korean civilians and Sister Institution signing ceremony between the Geoje City and their soldiers were Atlanta chapters of ACDPUK, in the Geoje Art Center using a separate road, mostly walking or on bicycles away from the expressway same amount of $2 for both coffee and built for the tourist bus from South imported Heineken Dutch beer.

Korea. The North Korean soldiers looked For the use of a "pay" restroom, it awfully young and small in size, with cost $2 for #1 (urination), and $4 for #2 almost boyish-looking features. They (you know what). I wonder how they avoided eye contact with our group of check on this. overseas Korean visitors.

We returned back to the Tourist After crossing the North Korean side Hotel at 5 p.m. Stayed overnight there of the DMZ, then once again all of us in and returned back to Seoul the following 18 buses had to disembark and had to morning. Upon our return trip, we had to go through the similar entrance permit go through the same routine of check-up procedure manned by North departure-permit from the North Korean Korean soldiers -- not like the South side, then the entrance-permit by the Korean civilian customs & immigration South Korean side. officials.

It really was a strange feeling to go When we arrived at the final destithrough such a cumbersome procedure nation, it was close to 10 a.m. From that of getting exit permit and entrance place, we had to climb up the steep permit from both North Korean and mountain path. Having seen the Niagara South Korean side. After all, we are the Falls, and Yellow Stone National Park in same Korean race, speaking the same the U.S., frankly I was a little disaplanguage, and with similar customs, etc. pointed in the Kumkang Mountain On Oct. 9, we flew from Kimpo scenery. All you find there are huge Domestic Airport down to Pusangranite stones and stone mountains, Chinhae Airport (the most southeastern something that we can easily find in the region), and traveled by bus to the Geoje northern part of the Atlanta area.

Island, the second largest island in However, the stream was pristine, South Korea. There were 25 of us from and natural surroundings were kept the Atlanta Chapter of the ACDPUK and clean, with no sign of any pollution or we were greeted by the Geoje City, litter.

South Korea Chapter members of the During the mountain path climbing, ACDPUK who rolled out the red carpet both of us being senior citizens, we gave for us. up at about half way point from the The major purpose of the trip to famous Kuryong Falls and the summit.

Geoje Island by our Atlanta Chapter When we returned to the main Gift Shop members of the ACDPUK was to sign a areas at the down slope side of the "sister organization" agreement with mountain, we asked the sales clerks ACDPUK members of Geoje Island. We whether they were North Koreans. found out that most of the civic and To our surprise, they said that they business leaders of the island were bona were Chosun Jok (Korean minority) of fide members of the ACDPUK.

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DURING THE SUMMER OF 2004, when I was contacted by the Atlanta area Korean community leaders of the “Pyungtong” (Advisory Council on Democratic and Peaceful Unification of Korea-ACDPUK) to sign up for the International Conference of the ACDPUK to be held in Seoul, Korea, my wife Sarah and I gladly applied for the trip to both South Korea and North Korea.

As I recall, this was one of the most memorable trips that we ever made so far. Sarah and I left on Sept. 30 and after a 15-hour flight, arrived at Inchon International Airport on Oct. 1.

For three days, from Oct. 4-7, we had to attend the Pyungtong Plenary Session meeting held at Chamsil Lotte Hotel in Seoul, Korea. After a three-day conference of the "Pyungtong" meeting, on the last day, they allowed us to visit "Blue House," the presidential residence of the Republic of Korea.

Since President Roh Moo-Hyun was on his diplomatic mission to India and Vietnam at the time, the Blue House Chief of Staff Mr. Kim Woo-Shik (former president of Yonsei University) officially greeted us. It so happened that he is my wife Sarah's paternal uncle, and they had not seen for the past 30 years or so. So it was a somewhat special occasion for my wife.

During the evening of Oct. 7, we traveled by chartered buses -- 18 of them -- to the Northeastern Kangwon Province mountain region. In total, about 450 of us -- primarily overseas Korean members of the "Pyungtong" from the Eastern region of the U.S., Canada, Europe, Oceania, Middle East, Northern Africa, Russia, and Central Asia -- checked in to the Tourist hotel at Kosung, Kangwon Province, just about 20 kilometers from the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ).

We were told that our group was the largest to visit for such an occasion.

Usually they limit the total number of visitors to a manageable 125 or so.

So by the time our bus arrived at nine-storied ocean side Kumgang Tourist Hotel, built by Asan Development Corp. (a subsidiary of the Hyundai Group, which enjoyed exclusive business permit granted by the North Korean government), we were dead tired as it was close to 11 p.m.

On Oct. 8, after a quick breakfast, at 8 a.m. we traveled to the DMZ, which is guarded two kilometers to the south by South Korean MPs and another two kilometers to the North by North Korean soldiers.

Just before the bus entered the North Korean DMZ side, we had to disembark from the bus and had to go through the exit permit procedure set up by the

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• A man sitting in a vehicle on Paulsen Street threw a plastic bag out of his car when he observed police officers. The man told police that “they had seen him throwing away a cigar, but no cigar was found near the car.”

However, police found the plastic bag and two small rocklike substances about 12 feet from the vehicle.

• Police were called to a 33rd Street address in response to a disorderly person.

When they arrived, the suspect had already left. The victim said he was struck twice in the head. He had a swollen left cheek and a laceration on his forehead. He said the suspect had lived at the residence previously, but he did not know the suspect’s last name.

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No Longer Weird Adding to the list of stories that were formerly weird but which now occur with such frequency that they must be retired from circulation: (71) The dedicated or sanctimonious drunk-driving counselor or prosecutor who himself gets ticketed or arrested for drunk-driving, such as the aggressive supervising DUI prosecutor Lydia Wardell of Clearwater, Fla. (November). (72) Anyone who advertises goods (now limited only by the imagination) on Internet auction houses, such as Chris Doyle of Sydney, Australia, who, inspired by the recent $28,000 sale of a 10-year-old grilled-cheese sandwich with toast marks resembling a visage of the Virgin Mary, listed a grain of unnamed breakfast cereal that resembles the movie alien E.T. (and was offered about US$800) (November).

Cutting-Edge Action on Prostate Cancer Doctors at the Ballarat-Austin Radiation Oncology Centre in Australia have begun inserting three rice-sized grains of 24-karat gold against patients’

Questionable Judgments Citing a police press release, the German news organization Deutsche Welle (DW-World) reported in November that the reason that motorist Julia Bauer of Bochum, Germany, lost control and smashed into a parked car and a lamppost was that she was preparing cereal and milk on the passenger seat while driving to work and tried to catch her bowl as it was falling to the floor. The cost of her breakfast (in damages) turned out to be about US$27,000.

Cultural Diversity Sex-despondency among women is apparently such a problem in Japan that business is booming for counselor Kim Myong Gan’s 4-year-old company of trained male professionals who invigorate them, according to a November Agence France-Presse dispatch from Tokyo. Kim charges the equivalent of US$190 for the initial consultation and scheduling, and his men provide handson assurance to the clients of their attractiveness and desirability. Most clients are either middle-aged virgins or wives whose husbands have grown to treat them as their sisters.

Zimbabwe, facing a severe food shortage, is considering an unlikely program to bring rich foreign visitors to the country, according to a government announcement in November. The information minister proposed an “obesity tourism strategy,” in which overweight visitors (especially Americans) would be encouraged to “vacation” in Zimbabwe and “provide labor for (government-confiscated) farms in the hope of shedding weight.” Americans, the proposal noted, spend $6 billion a year on “useless” dieting aids and could be encouraged to work off pounds and then flaunt “their slim bodies on a sun-downer cruise on the Zambezi (River).”

In November, a Hindu seer in India’s Orissa state drew large crowds, inspired by his calmness in the face of his announced, spiritually induced death, which was to come before noon on Nov. 17. At noon, however, he was still alive, and, according to Asian Age newspaper, the crowd of 15,000 suddenly turned ugly, berating him for not dying, and police had to intervene. The man, who is chief cleric of Srignuru Ashram, told reporters, “I wanted to leave my mortal body, but I could not. Please forgive me.”

People With Issues Mr. Mount Lee Lacy, 21, was arrested for animal cruelty after his girlfriend’s mother sent police to his apartment in Gainesville, Fla. Lacy’s aggressive mastiff kept the officers at bay momentarily, but once inside, police noticed another dog, a Jack Russell terrier, that had a bloody paw, and eventually Lacy cheerfully told them that he routinely bit the dog. According to a police sergeant: “(Lacy) said that biting the dog was good punishment and that’s how you train them, that dogs bite (and) so that’s what they understand.”

Recurring Themes As senior citizens resist the idea of age-specific driver testing, accidents continue in which police suspect the cause was an elderly driver who momentarily confused the gas pedal for the brake. Recent examples: 90-year-old man, crashed into a pharmacy, Scarborough, Maine, November; 83-yearold driver, drove off the second floor of a parking deck, Las Vegas, October; 80year-old driver, smashed into a Veterans Day parade (one death), Whitman, Mass., November; 74-year-old man, crashed into a coffee shop, Corvallis, Ore., December; 74-year-old man, mowed down pedestrians on a sidewalk (two deaths), Montreal, Quebec, November. And in the most prominent case, George Weller, 87, heads back to court in January, having pleaded not guilty to vehicular manslaughter in the 2003 Santa Monica, Calif., farmer’s market “massacre” in which 10 people were killed and 63 injured when Weller couldn’t find the brakes for 1,000 feet at 60 mph.

Readers’ Choice After Billy W. Williams, 53, skipped out during his trial for aggravated assault in 2003 in Dallas, he was found guilty in absentia, but Judge Faith Johnson apparently was not quite satisfied. When Williams was recaptured and returned to her courtroom in October 2004 for sentencing, Johnson organized a “party” in his “honor,” with balloons, streamers and a cake, to create a festive backdrop for her gleeful announcement that she was sentencing him to a life term. ◗

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(1) In November, the mind reader, The Amazing Kreskin, wrote to the acting governor of his home state of New Jersey that he wanted to help the state shed its image of unethical deals and thus volunteered to sit in government meetings and identify which officials are secretly up to no good. (2) Stephen J. Marks, 47, was driving in morning traffic on Nov. 3 near Nashville, Tenn., wearing a ski mask and gloves, though the temperature was in the 60s, and an alarmed citizen called police. However, Marks demonstrated that he has a medical condition that necessitates his wearing a ski mask except when the temperature is above 80.

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Some well-off taxpayers in Washington, D.C., are picking up an easy $30,000 or so from the U.S. Treasury, courtesy of a 1976 “historic preservation” tax code deduction, according to a December Washington Post investigation. About 900 properties qualify, and owners get the deduction merely by forgoing the right to alter the building’s facade (which D.C. law restricts, anyway). Giving up this “right” “earns” them an 11 percent tax deduction, and the average value of qualified buildings (according to the Post) is $1 million (historic facades are not often found on downscale homes), meaning that a claimant in the middle tax bracket would get about $30,000.

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Earthquakes A natural disaster of unprecedented scope occurred following a magnitude 9.0 temblor off the coast of Sumatra. The resulting giant tsunami swamped low-lying islands and coastal strips from Thailand to East Africa, causing well over 100,000 deaths. Sea level changes were recorded around the world, and the force of the tectonic slip caused a detectable change in the Earth’s rotation.

Aftershocks of the initial quake rocked a 1,000-mile stretch of the tectonic plate responsible for the disaster.

• A seismologist in Australia believes that a strong quake between Australia and Antarctica may have contributed to the Sumatra temblor.

• A magnitude 5.0 quake in southwest China’s Yunnan province killed one person and caused unspecified damage in Shuangbai county.

• Earth movements were also felt in northern Japan, the northern Philippines, eastern Nepal and British Columbia.

Holiday Blizzard A massive and bitter winter storm shut down long stretches of highway in the American Midwest and brought the Gulf Coast of Texas its first white Christmas in 86 years. Wintry conditions also snarled air traffic at the height of holiday travel and stopped lastminute shoppers in their tracks. Blizzard conditions later blasted Atlantic Canada, causing whiteouts and trapping people in their homes without power.

Indian Ocean Cyclone The warm waters of the central Indian Ocean spawned Tropical Storm Chambo, which formed to the southeast of Diego Garcia.

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Australian Swarms Victorian farmers braced for what could be their worst locust season ever after the first major swarm crossed into the Australian state from neighboring New South Wales. Heavy rains during November and December have provided ideal conditions for the insects, which have darkened the skies of rural New South Wales, where they stripped crops and created serious road hazards.

Victorian Agriculture Minister Bob Cameron warned that the locusts could strip a dairy farm bare of grass in a single night, and if Victoria was hit with large swarms, farmers could lose millions of dollars.

Amazon Spill A natural gas pipeline operated by Peru’s controversial Camisea project in southeastern Peru burst and

spilled an unknown amount of liquid petroleum into a jungle river in the southeast of the country. A statement by the Ministry of Energy and Mines did not mention how much of the highly volatile liquid spilled, but did claim that half of it “evaporated immediately.” However, Francisco Panera, a Catholic priest whose parish includes the area near the spill, said he found hundreds of dead fish and scores of families affected by the pollution. Environmental activists and advocates for indigenous people have long argued the Camisea project would harm Peru’s Amazon rainforest and native communities.

Cockroach Discovery Researchers from the Nature Conservancy say they have discovered the world’s largest cockroach, among other previously unknown exotic creatures inside Indonesia’s steamy jungles. The group added that even more rare species were awaiting discovery in a vast area of limestone cliffs, caves and waterfalls on Borneo, but warned their existence is under threat. Scott Stanley, program manager for the group, said: “We admit

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which wound up drawing a veritable who’s who of local artists, business people, scenemakers and bon vivants.

It was quite a sight to see folks from their twenties to their sixties bopping their heads to the group’s infectious punk-tinged pop music, which owes an acknowledged debt to the heyday of indie guitar rock (1984-1993).

Reeder assumes the root of their appeal lies in their lack of pretense.

“There are only a few girl-driven bands in Savannah, so we’re making the scene more dynamic. I think it’s also apparent we don’t take ourselves too seriously. I guess we are adding more color to the music scene, mostly pink.”

The group – which marks Reeder and Ochoa’s first such experience – was originally conceived as an all-girl band, but that proved rather difficult to launch.

“Robyn had asked Laura from Kylesa to be in it with us,” recalls Ochoa. “But they were getting ready to tour, so she declined, and we wound up asking Seb to play with us, thinking we’d find a girl eventually. We initially called him our ‘Sebstitute bassist,’ but it didn’t take me long to realize that he was the perfect person for the job, and I just said, dude, you’re not going anywhere!”

Robyn agrees that despite abandoning their initial concept, everything has worked out for the best.

“Amy and I got along so great that we didn’t want to mess up the vibe. I think of

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OVER THE PAST few years, our local music scene has grown by leaps and bounds.

Arguably, there are now many more original bands in our immediate area than ever before – and yet for some reason, the actual variety of music being offered has noticeably decreased.

One reason for this must surely be the increasing tendency of the so-called “alternative” genre to play follow-theleader, endlessly cranking out virtual clones of whatever the fifteen most popular bands of the moment seem to be.

That short-sighted and cannibalistic approach trickles down to all save the most fervently nonconformist scenes (of which ours used to be, but sadly, is no more).

However, occasionally, a group will rise up unexpectedly from the dross to casually go against the grain – cutting neatly through the pretenders like so much dry straw.

That’s the position Savannah’s neophyte rockers Hot Pink Interior occupy.

A trio which recently grew to become a quartet, the group includes founding members Robyn Reeder (drums), Amy Ochoa (rhythm guitar) and Sebastian Edwards (bass). Their newest addition: lead guitarist of fortune Craig Johansen, who – like Edwards – has logged time in a number of notable local rock groups over the past two decades, including And Sometimes Why, Splitfinger and Glasspack.

While the group has appeared a handful of times as a three-piece in the eleven months since their first public gig, their profile has increased dramatically since a they played two large parties in the downtown area last month: parties that were ostensibly invitation only, but

Sebastian and Craig as the nicest guys in Savannah. We all love hanging around each other and playing together.”

Echoes Ochoa, “I don’t care who’s in it as long as we have a good band.”

And, while the group is still finding its sea legs, it’s obvious even at this stage in their development that they are a good band, with great potential.

Their catchy, upbeat sound is instantly reminiscent of such groups as The Breeders, Madder Rose and middle-period Liz Phair (they sometimes throw a Liz Phair cover in their sets), and Amy says that despite each member’s eclectic tastes in music, they all enjoy playing this crunchy, vaguely retro guitar pop.

“I love metal and old country and all kinds of different music, but I feel more drawn to actually playing the type of music we do, and I think we all are. It’s frivolous in a way, but it’s poppy and fun, and it makes people bounce around!”

Reeder adds, “I personally am influenced by Thee Headcoatees which we often cover and other girl garage bands like The Delmonas, The Pandoras and more recently, The Donnas. Since I’m new to the drums, I tend to play simpler beats which just happen to line up with the type of music that I want to play.”

Meanwhile, Johansen, an old hand who’s usually known for being a focal point in his groups, is relishing his role in the shadows, adding vocal harmonies and guitar licks while Ochoa fronts the band.

“Robyn and Amy are so new to this, it’s still really fresh and exciting to them, and that’s very refreshing. It kind of keeps you on your toes. I really enjoy it.”

Ochoa sums up the experience so far by saying it’s already more satisfying and gratifying than she thought it could be.

“Robyn and I both gave each other something nobody else had ever given us before – an opportunity to play.” ◗

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Philly-based “sick noise-core” trio.

Sat., The Jinx.

See Connect Recommends. Fri., 7:30 pm, Randy Wood’s Concert Hall (Bloomingdale).

Intense, brooding, seemingly Satanic metal band (from the minitaure golf capital of Myrtle Beach as well).

Musically, they’re tight, polished, and impressive. Stylistically, though, their anguished pose seems more than a tad forced. Mon., The Jinx.

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New local instrumental quintet (trumpet, bass, drums, trombone and guitar) offering jazz, blues and funk grooves all the way from Miles to The Average White Band (I wonder which one of their songs...). Fri. - Sat., 8:30 pm, Moon River Brewing Company.

1st Friday For Folk Music The Classic Struggle math rock – fronted by Jon Proctor (of the seminal Savannah underground band Bughummer – whose long out-of-print CD was just reissued by the über-trendy Lovitt Records). Fri., The Jinx.

Black Tusk The new musical outlet for some members of beloved-but-defunct Savannah punk groups Hammürd Shit and The Bricks. Mon., The Jinx.

The Classic Struggle Extreme and cacophonous modern metal from Myrtle Beach with lots of shrieking, downhill slalom riffing and offkilter rhythm changes. Mon., The Jinx.

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Keith & Ross Country and rock covers and originals that lean toward a jam-band aesthetic, featuring key members of Two Path Road.

Thurs., Fiddler’s Crab House.

The Lords of Nonsuch Formerly The Greg Hester Band, this St. Simons Island based act says they play “Southern soul and jump up and dance” covers. Think Van Morrison. Fri., 10 pm, Mercury Lounge.

The Marshall Brothers Acoustic guitar duo of Stewart and Jim Marshall, offering rootsy, Americana covers and like-minded originals. Sat., Fiddler’s Crab House.

Monarch Extreme metal from Richmond, Va. with pummelling drums, frenetic, dis-

This classically-trained concert harpist breaks tradition by offering experimental renditions of popular songs on this most mysterious instrument, as well as her own compositions. She’ll be performing for free every Saturday in January at this unique Broughton Street eatery. Sat., 11 am, Café Mucha.

Eat Mo’ Music torted guitar riffs and throat-shredding vocals to spare. Sat., The Jinx.

Joe Nelson’s Old-Time Jam

All string musicians are welcome to join in on old (pre-WWII) Americana tunes at this educational open mic. Mon., 7 pm, The Sentient Bean.

Showbread See Connect Recommends. Sat., The Jinx.

Chris Talley This multi-instrumentalist (banjo, dobro, guitar) singer/songwriter from Athens lists Ryan Adams and Tom Petty as heroes, and makes Savannah a regular stop both with his sensitive roots-rock band and as a solo act. Sat., O’Connell’s Irish Pub.

Gail Thurmond Resplendent takes on piano jazz and show tunes from a true downtown fixture. No visit to Savannah is complete without catching Gail’s fireside show. Tues. Sun., Planters Tavern (below The Olde Pink House). ◗

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It’s that time of the month again, when the Savannah Folk Music Society throws an old-fashioned coffeehouse-style concert. As always, they’ve booked a mixture of local acts and touring musicians for this no-alcohol and no-smoking showcase, and it’s free for all ages to get in (though there is a suggested $2 donation to the Society).

This 103rd edition of the series features the 1st friday debut of Justin Beckler, an excellent Atlanta-based singer/songwriter who has previously appeared in Savannah at The Sentient Bean. This will be a solo show – just him and his guitar – but if he even comes close to approximating the moody,

evocative and ethereal Lanois/Dylan/Rob Laufer groove of his exceptional debut CD, the crowd will be in for a real treat.

It’s one of the most pleasant surprises I’ve received from an unsigned artist in the past year.

Also on the bill is the collaborative effort The Savannah Irish Session, a group ranging from teens to seniors playing traditional Celtic story songs on fiddle, flute, whistle, harp, guitar, dulcimer and bodhran.

Rounding out the night will be FOCOROPO, the longstanding local ensemble that offers folk, country, rock and pop (hence the odd name). They’re regulars at these gigs, and are known for a constantly evolving repertoire. Their lineup includes Al Harris and John Powers, late of the fondly remembered new-grass band Bound & Determined.

Refreshments will be available for purchase. Fri., 7:30 pm, Wesleyan United Methodist Church (429 Abercorn St.).

John Williams Davis Raised just East of the Okeefenokee Swamp on a small creek that flows into the St. Marys River, this former dock worker and Reno craps dealer is no stranger to the mysteries of Southern folk music. After spending time studying Shakespeare and becoming a professor of language and literature at the university level, he decided to concentrate on writing his own music, and before long had met up with bassist Sean Kelly, with whom he has maintained a solid recording and touring partnership.

Since then, he has released his own work to the type of great critical acclaim that only fiercely independent artists can amass. His unique take on the steamy vibe of Faulkner’s South got him called “the tempest from the swamp,” and helped him to win 2004’s prestigious Kerrville New Folk Award, and the combination of his intelligent, observational songs and heartfelt vocal delivery have earned him comparisons to Tom Waits, Van Dyke Parks and Randy Newman.

Drawing on a piece of sage advice he received from an elderly bluesman he studied with in his youth, the acoustic guitarist says he works hard to maintain a certain sense of playfulness in his music.

Thurs., 8 pm, The Sentient Bean. ◗

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Those of you who read Connect with any degree of regularity may have noticed my general lack of faith in the motives of the vast majority of so-called “stealth Christian” hard rock bands. Many of you may also find in this – admittedly – cynical mindset the traces of a general distrust in most cross-promotions of

organized religion and fashion-oriented music.

Hey, guilty as charged.

While I will gladly admit there are no doubt scores of devout followers who also happen to enjoy screaming their bloody heads off in bars and youth centers around the world, I’ll gladly call a spade a spade and say that most of these groups realized a long time ago that professing an abiding love for Jesus was a quick and easy shortcut through the often inhospitable – and unprofitable – world of indie touring.

A few years back when clergy and youth ministers realized one of the quickest ways to a kid’s heart was through his MP3 player, an elaborate network of basement shows, teen nights and “praise concerts” sprang up like wildfire around the USA – and young, inexperienced hardcore bands that previously had a hard time finding established clubs to let them climb up on stage now had their pick of an almost unlimited supply of venues, most of which had a built-in following of disenfranchised youth whose parents would rather see them heading to church than to a juice bar – even if the “Christian” bands often looked and sounded just like the “Satanic” ones.

Savannah’s Showbread is one such band that is riding that gravy train to a fair

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There’s something about bluegrass musicians. Maybe it’s the infectious nature of the music, which at times can cause even the grouchiest among us to tap their hands in time on their knees or crack a smile against their will.

Most bluegrass performers seem perpetually on the verge of dropping cornball jokes or PG-rated double entendres in their between-song patter. Some even appear to have a Rolodex filled with hundreds of groan-inducing puns, all ready to go at the drop of a tightly blocked hat.

Mick Ayres takes this longstanding tradition one step further.

A versatile entertainer who’s offered a crowd-pleasing act for the last quarter of a century, he’s not only a seasoned musician (this three-time winner of the Florida Old-Time Music Championships plays claw hammer banjo, fiddle and mandolin), but an ace storyteller.

In 2001, he was also named South Carolina Magician Of The Year by his illusionist peers, and he has authored six books on the art of magic.

Ayres shows are a regular attraction at Disney’s Vacation Resort on Hilton Head – as they were at Florida’s Disney World.

His upcoming gig at Randy Wood’s is another in their growing list of family-oriented concerts that offer a true top-shelf alternative to smoky nightclubs.

As Randy himself says, the kids will be overwhelmed and the old will be awed...

Fri., 7:30 pm, Randy Wood’s Concert Hall (Bloomingdale) - for advance tickets, call 748-1930.

amount of national success – which is not to say that they’re not sincere.

Truth is, I have no idea where they’re coming from personally, and they are signed to one of the most prestigious Christian hardcore Tooth & labels around (T Nail). Plus, their publicity material has guitarist Matt Davis peppering his ruminations on the band’s future with subtle phrases like, “Amen, amen.”

Regardless of their motivations, it can be said that their debut CD, No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical, is one of the most impressive slabs of brutal, highenergy metalcore that’s ever come from our local music scene (albeit indirectly, as they rarely play in town, and this disc was tracked far away under the direction of Tool and Prince producer Sylvia Massey).

The powerhouse septet throws down hard and fast with a spastic stage show that simultaneously embraces and mocks hard rock stereotypes, and their label seems to be throwing a significant amount of bucks behind them (music videos, massive street team activity) in the hopes they’ll take off in a big way.

Still, it must be said that their new image of carefully mussed jet black hairdos and matching black and red outfits (can anyone say The International White Stripes Conspiracy?) seems phony and awkward.

Whether the band or their handlers came up with this new look is anyone’s guess, but if David Byrne’s old adage about people remembering you better if you always wear the same thing is correct, does Showbread really want everyone reminded of those young girls in the mall who’re trying so hard to look like Britney and Christina that they wind up obviously sad and uncomfortable in their own skin?

They should be happy to know I’m praying for them (to pull those ratty jeans back out of the trash). Sat., The Jinx.

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Friday the 14th Caroline Herring - Red Light Café, Atlanta Moonshine Still, Black Eyed Susan Smith’s Olde Bar, Atlanta The Chris McCarty Band - Smith’s Olde Bar, Atlanta

The Films - 40 Watt Club, Athens Tim O’Brien Evening Muse, Charlotte Ralph Stanley Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte The Derek Trucks Band Hobex - 550 Florida Theatre, Donna The Buffalo Blues, Macon Jacksonville Kevn Kinney’s Sun Tangled Angel Garaj Mahal - Freebird Live, Jacksonville Revival - Village Tavern, Mount Pleasant, Mr. Brownstone (Guns & Roses tribute) SC Faces Lounge, Gainesville, FL Steve Forbert - The Handlebar, Tom Wopat - Phillips Center For The Greenville Performing Arts, Gainesville, FL St. Somewhere - The Joint, Clemson, SC John Gorka McGlohon Theater @ Blueground Spirit Square, Undergrass Charlotte Smith’s Olde Bar, Shawn Mullins Atlanta McGlohon Theater @ Cigar Store Indians Spirit Square, - Star Bar, Atlanta Charlotte Hot Tuna Variety Playhouse, Atlanta Blind Boys Of Tres Chicas - New Alabama - Blumenthal Brookland Tavern, Center, Charlotte Columbia The Nelson Riddle Standup Comedian Todd Barry The Codetalkers Orchestra - Flagler Featuring Colonel College, Saint Augustine, FL Bruce Hampton - Gottrock’s, Greenville Barbara Cue - The Handlebar, Greenville Anson Funderburgh & The Rockets With Evergreen Terrace - Plush, Jacksonville Sam Myers - Double Strung Out - Plush, Door, Charlotte Jacksonville Jimmie’s Chicken The Explosion - Plush, Shack, Copper Jacksonville Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte Marcia Ball - Freebird Live, Jacksonville Donna The Buffalo Flickerstick - Market Freebird Live, Street Pub, Gainesville, Jacksonville FL

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Thursday January 6

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Friday January 7

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Saturday January 8

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Monday January 10

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“Father & Son Tour” Featuring Eddie And Anson Funderburgh & Gerald Levert - Atlanta The Rockets With Sam Civic Center Myers - Blind Willie’s, Barbara Cue, Rebecca Atlanta Martin - Smith’s Olde Acoustic Syndicate Bar, Atlanta Music Farm, Tres Chicas - Smith’s Charleston Olde Bar, Atlanta Tim O’Brien The Tommy Castro ‘The Cat’ - Gato Barbieri Workshop Theatre, Band - Café Eleven Columbia Saint Augustine George Strait, Dierks Bentley, Amber Dotson - Charlotte Coliseum, Charlotte

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Monday the 17th “Broadway On Ice” - Times-Union Center, Jacksonville

Tuesday the 18th Flickerstick - Smith’s Olde Bar, Atlanta Todd Barry - 40 Watt Club, Athens Aloha - Caledonia, Athens Hot Tuna - Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte “Broadway On Ice” - Times-Union Center, Jacksonville

A Fir Ju Well, Y-O-U, Astra, Brass Knuckle Surfers - The EARL, Atlanta Drive-By Truckers, Southern Bitch - 40 Watt Club, Athens Southern Bitch - 40 Watt Club, Athens Sugarland - Georgia Theatre Alison Krauss & Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas - Township Auditorium, Columbia The Films - The Coffee Underground, Greenville Will Hoge - The Handlebar, Greenville

Tab Benoit - Double Door, Charlotte Darden Smith - Toscow Music Festival, Charlotte Seven Nations - Times-Union Center, Jacksonville Cattle Decapitation - Thee Imperial, Jacksonville Suffocation - Thee Imperial, Jacksonville Mofro, The Legendary J.C.’s - Common Grounds, Gainesville

Sunday the 23rd Cattle Decapitation, Suffocation, Behemoth - The Masquerade, Atlanta Sha Na Na - Newberry Opera House, Newberry, SC Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Copper Ocean Club, Jacksonville Beach

Tuesday the 25th Steve Earle, Allison Moorer - Variety Playhouse, Atlanta ◗

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Friday the 21st Mic Harrison (of Superdrag), Moto-Litas The EARL, Atlanta Southern Bitch - The EARL, Atlanta Drive-By Truckers - 40 Watt Club, Athens The Codetalkers Featuring Colonel Bruce Hampton - Cumberland’s, Charleston Will Hoge - Music Farm, Charleston The Films - Jammin’ Java, Columbia Flickerstick - Gathering Spot, Greenville Larry Keel And Natural Bridge Gottrock’s, Greenville Fred J. Eaglesmith - The Handlebar, Greenville Leon Redbone - Florida Theatre, Jacksonville Eighteen Visions, Emery - Jack Rabbits, Jacksonville Misery Signals, Remembering Never Jack Rabbits, Jacksonville Aloha - Café Eleven, Saint Augustine

Saturday the 22nd “Jazz at Lincoln Center’s Afro-Latin Jazz Orchestra” - Rialto Center, Atlanta Gato Barbieri - Robert Ferst Center For The Arts, Atlanta Gurufish, The Julia Dream - Smith’s Olde Bar, Atlanta

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Delta Moon, Ralph Roddenberry - The EARL, Atlanta Drive-By Truckers - 40 Watt Club, Athens Larry Keel And Natural Bridge - The Pour House, Charleston Flickerstick - New Brookland Tavern, Columbia Tom Wopat - Peace Center, Greenville David Olney - Evening Muse, Charlotte Steve Earle - Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte Allison Moorer - Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte

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Lil’ Ed & The Blues Imperials - Blind Willie’s, Atlanta Todd Barry, Rizzudo - The EARL, Atlanta Flickerstick - Village Tavern, Mount Pleasant, SC Sugarland - Neighborhood Theatre, Charlotte Joe Cocker - Florida Theatre, Jacksonville Dave Mason - Florida Theatre, Jacksonville “Broadway On Ice” - Times-Union Center, Jacksonville Aloha - Jack Rabbits, Jacksonville

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Phone, cable giants reshaping industry

CONVERGENCE

WHEN JIM ARCHER LOOKED out his distance. It expects to reach about 18 dining room window in Keller, Texas, and million customers by the end of 2007. saw digging in his neighborhood, he knew It is a huge technical challenge, said change was coming.

SBC Senior Vice President Dorothy That change snaked underground from Atwood, but the company sees a need to yard to yard and then up Archer’s driveway, meet the “one-stop communications needs running along a gray pencil-thin fiber-optic for our customers — and grow that to cable that delivered telephone and highinclude customers of cable companies.” speed Internet service to his home. He Verizon’s planned network uses more expects TV to follow in several months. expensive technology, but will be faster “I will jump on that, having one bill that because fiber runs the whole way to all pays everything,” said Archer, 63. customers. Verizon plans to reach 3 million The fact that he’ll be getting video and homes and businesses by the end of 2005 Internet access from a telephone company, with the fiber, which carries information as Verizon Communications Inc.,doesn’t faze pulses of light instead of electricity. him in the least.

Atlanta-based BellSouth Corp. also is “Whoever can better serve me is the deploying fiber and said it is upgrading its guy I’m going to go get,” he said.

DSL high-speed Internet service, which Winning the hearts, minds and wallets runs partly over copper wires. In the next of people like Jim Archer is at the core of two or three years, the improvements will an escalating war between corporate titans allow Internet, video and voice services for that promises to reach into the nation’s 80 percent of customers, BellSouth Chief homes and uproot familiar notions of comExecutive Duane Ackerman said. munication and entertainment.

Providing an early taste of the video “We’re in the process right now of reinbusiness, the Bells have partnered with venting telecommunications,” said Jeff satellite TV providers.

Kagan, an independent industry analyst Cable officials take the regional Bells based in Atlanta. “Instead of having sepseriously as potential competitors, but arate networks for voice, for video, for predict they’ll be hampered by the expense Internet, you have one network, you have of laying fiber and inexperience in dealing one line and it all with video blends.” content For conproviders like sumers, he said, networks and it means their movie studios.

Cable TV and traditional telephone companies cable and phone The phone aren’t the only ones gearing up to offer a full providers are companies also range of telecommunications services. Upstart “going to face hurdles providers such as satellite and wireless combecome roughly from local govpanies and even electric utilities are joining the the same kind of ernments, who competition as well. company.” The want the Bells to This could leave consumers with a bewilstrategy is that pay large frandering range of choices for these increasingly customers comchise fees and to popular services: mitted to a comwire entire comVideo: cable, phone, electric utilities, satellite. plete package munities instead Voice (cellular and landline phones): cable, will be less likely of just neighborphone, electric utilities, wireless. to leave. hoods likely to Internet: cable, phone, electric utilities and SBC afford the new wireless.

Communications services.

Audio: cable, phone, satellite, electric utilities Inc. of San The Bells’ and wireless.

Antonio and New video effort York’s Verizon strikes back at announced plans in October to build the core business of cable companies, extensive fiber-optic networks, providing which already have made inroads into telephone service, breakneck-speed Internet phone service, signing up hundreds of connections, high-definition TV prothousands of customers to use the gramming and interactive features such as Internet-based calling technology known as games and video conferencing.

Voice over Internet Protocol, or VoIP. SBC plans to spend up to $6 billion The cable firms, however, now see a stretching fiber to new home developgap in their telecom package where the ments and to existing neighborhoods, Bells have an advantage: wireless phone where copper wires will span the remaining service. The largest cable companies recently joined in an informal consortium

Bombarded with choices

to explore a move into that business.

Possible strategies include buying, creating or partnering with a wireless provider.

While touted as a high-tech bonanza, consumer advocates worry that this new converged world will spawn more mergers, reducing competition and expanding the “digital divide” between rich and poor.

“The result is most likely going to be some good packages and competitive offerings for the high end of the market — people who are spending $80 to $100 a month between their phone, high-speed Internet and cable service — but very little competition for the lower end,” said Gene Kimmelman, Consumer Union’s senior director for public policy.

Kimmelman said there is uncertain hope that other players will affect the market, particularly cities like Philadelphia that plan to offer free wireless Internet access and power utilities interested in delivering digital services over electric lines.

The power line technology is relatively immature, providing service in a handful of areas. However, widespread testing has shown its potential to compete with other paths to video, voice and Internet.

Many major telecommunications companies also are studying WiMax, a wireless technology that can send a broadband Internet signal 30 miles across cities or to remote areas. It is currently too expensive for widespread consumer use, but it could eventually compete against or complement other wireless and Internet services.

As the telecommunications industry transforms itself in 2005, regulators and lobbyists will be pushing to remake old rules. The top clashes seen by industry officials and analysts include: • How to regulate the Bells’ venture into video and the cable expansion into Internet calling.

• Overhauling the shrinking Universal Service Fund, a stated priority of Federal Communications Commission Chairman Michael Powell. Phone companies must contribute to this fund that subsidizes phone and Internet services for schools and poor and rural areas, but Internet calling services are exempt.

Many industry officials also talk of a new Telecom Act to replace the 1996 law that was obsolete almost from the moment it was enacted. ◗

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Andrew Saftel - Saftel is a Tennesseebased artist who uses historic documents, personal letters, photographs and found objects arranged on a canvas to search for connections. This exhibition features mixedmedia work such as watercolor and collage, and new sculptural work.

At the Pinnacle Gallery, 320 E. Liberty St. through Feb. 5.

Brooke Mcleod, Kipp C. Howe, Kristy Peet, Malcolm Lightner, Marcus Kenney, Meryl Truett, Michael Barefield, Pamela Heckel, Roberto Lange, Robin Miller, Roget Bowersox and Tim Degner.

‘Office Work: An Installation by Summer Wheat’ -- This installation of drawings created with Post-it® notes and register tape is the artist’s response to the changing atmosphere and passing events at her desk in a busy office space. Wheat uses a variety of materials that she finds in her office supply, including pens, highlighters, Post-it® notes, register tape and Wite-Out®.

SCAD presents this exhibition through Jan. 21, at the Orleans Hall Gallery, 201 Barnard St. Featured on the college’s monthly gallery hop, Friday, Jan. 7, 5-7 p.m. Both the exhibition and gallery hop are free and open to the public.

‘Fluid Dynamics’ - New work by James Allen, local photographer. At the Elysium wine bar & gallery, on Chippewa Square.

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‘Uncommon Knowledge: When the Meadows Became Benjamin Van Clark’ -Through January 29 at Gallery S.P.A.C.E., 9 West Henry Street. The Department of Cultural Affairs opens an exhibition that charts the development of the Benjamin Van Clark Neighborhood featuring nearly 50 historic photographs and items drawn from collections. Hours are Monday through Friday, 9 to 5 p.m. Free admission. ◗

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Evening with Richard Weisman -- SCAD presents this event with world-renowned contemporary art collector Richard Weisman on Thursday, Feb. 10, 2005, 7 p.m. at the Red Gallery, 201 E. Broughton St. Weisman will speak on his life in the arts, both as a collector and friend to luminaries such as Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol. Selections from Weisman’s personal collection, including pieces from Warhol’s “Athlete Series, 1977-1978,” will be on display at the Pinnacle Gallery, 320

E. Liberty St, Feb. 10-Feb. 14, 2005.

Weisman will sign copies of his recent book Picasso to Pop, a chronicle of his art collection from the 1960s to 1980s, Friday, Feb. 11, 2005, 4:30-6:30 p.m. at the Pinnacle Gallery. A portion of the book sales will go to benefit SCAD student programs.

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Gallery 209 January artist -- Jewelry Designer Shirley Daniell is the featured artist at Gallery 209, 209 E. River Street, in January 2005. The Gallery is open seven days a weeks, from 10:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. and open Thursday through Sunday evenings until 9:30.

Hurn Museum opens -- A new local art museum, The Hurn Museum of Contemporary Folk Art, presents its inaugural exhibition, “A Retrospective, 19752004” by Rudolph Valentino Bostic. 1015 Whitaker Street - corner of Whitaker and Park Avenue, on Forsyth Park. Museum hours are Tues.- Sat. 11-4, Sun. 12-4, closed Mon. Admission $4 adults, $3 students, children under 12 and members free.

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‘Re-Defined: Found Objects’ -- The exhibition of mixed-media work by SCAD students, faculty, staff and alumni explores both the idea of what an object is in art and what the word “found” truly means as it is applied to art. Through Feb. 1, at the Red Gallery, 201 E. Some Post-it art Broughton St. The exhifrom Summer bition is featured on the Wheat’s installation college’s monthly gallery hop, Friday, Jan. 7, 5-7 p.m. Both the exhibition and the gallery hop are free and open to the public. Artists include Adam Smith, Alan Schechner, Bailey Davidson, Brett Callero, E. Bruce Phillips, Carrie Brown, Conrad Rathman, David Barksdale, David M. Starzec, Dick Bjornseth, Jennifer Jenkins, Jim Towns, John M. Mitchell, Joshua Lynn, Keri

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cineast, in true Back to the Future style, finally gets to step back in time via his meticulous recreations of the sights and sounds of Old Hollywood. Rather than trying to cram an overstuffed life into one motion picture, Scorsese and writer John Logan instead have chosen to focus on Hughes’ anecdote-rich period from the late ‘20s through the late ‘40s. This time frame allows Scorsese ample opportunity to bask in the glow of his movie memories, as this was the period when the billionaire industrialist (played by Leonardo DiCaprio, whose emotional intensity makes up for his less-than-commanding physical presence) decided to try his hand at making movies. Scorsese and Logan lovingly detail Hughes’ lengthy attempt to get his World War I flick Hell’s Angels off the ground, even as it drains his personal assets at a head-spinning rate. There’s also screen time devoted to his battles with the censors over Jane Russell’s ample cleavage in The Outlaw, his appearances on the Hollywood social scene (with cameos by Jude Law as Errol Flynn and Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow), and, most tellingly, his romances with Katharine Hepburn (witty Cate Blanchett in a show-stealing characterization) and Ava Gardner (miscast Kate Beckinsale, far too girly to be playing this legendary woman). Like most biopics, The Aviator plays fast and loose with many of the specifics of Hughes’ life, but when it hones in on the effects of a disease so

ghastly that it could bring even this visionary to his knees, the historical inaccuracies suddenly seem irrelevant. At its best, the movie is a stirring tale about a man whose inner drive allowed him to climb ever higher and higher, grazing the heavens before his inner demons seized the controls and forced the inevitable, dreary descent.

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Writer-director Wes Anderson’s last two movies, Rushmore and The Royal Tenenbaums, were little more than computer programs downloaded in “Quirk” Express. It isn’t that I disliked the pictures — on the contrary, I admired the offkilter worldview they both shared — but it took the efforts of two vets (Bill Murray in Rushmore, Gene Hackman in Tenenbaums) to bring any semblance of feeling to what often came across as clinically detached idiosyncrasy. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou is basically more of the same. Yet for all its apparent insincerity, Anderson’s movie keeps us watching. And it does so not because we especially care about the fates of the characters but because we sense the story will invariably play out in trippy, unconventional ways that will surprise and maybe even delight us. Bill Murray, who earned several critics’ awards for Rushmore before getting lost in the long shadow of Hackman in Tenenbaums, ably

27 only person who knows the Phantom’s secrets. By contrast, Gerard Butler’s Phantom isn’t particularly mysterious or menacing; he seems more like a disgruntled opera fan who should be asking for a refund rather than dropping chandeliers on patrons’ heads.

Ultimately, this is simply a static filmization of the stage play, with no serious attempt to open up the story and take it out of the realm of the theater.

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This adaptation of the eternally running Broadway smash draws its strength from the performances of the three principal actresses: the classically trained Emmy Rossum is affecting as Christine, the Phantom’s obsession; Minnie Driver hams it up beautifully as obnoxious opera star La Carlotta; and Miranda Richardson adds quiet authority as Madame Giry, the

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The movie’s true star is a newcomer to American cinema, celebrated Spanish actress Paz Vega. Vega delivers a luminescent performance in the movie’s largest part: Flor, a Mexican immigrant with brainy 12-year-old daughter Cristina (Shelbie Bruce) in tow. Flor lands a job as housekeeper for Debbie Clasky (Tea Leoni) and her husband John (Adam Sandler), a sensitive chef constantly working at being a good dad to an insecure daughter (terrific Sarah Steele) and a patient husband to his lunatic wife.

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fills the most complete character yet written for him by Anderson. He’s Steve Zissou, a Jacques Cousteau-style oceanographer who’s having, shall we say, a run of bad luck. His nautical documentaries have fallen out of fashion; his ship’s equipment is so antiquated that he stoops to stealing supplies from a wellequipped rival (Jeff Goldblum) and his marriage to a brainy aristocrat (Anjelica Huston) is showing signs of strain. His shipmate’s demise inspires the subject of his next picture — hunting down and killing a shark. But before he can get underway, he picks up two unexpected passengers: Jane Winslett-Richardson (Cate Blanchett), a pregnant reporter writing a profile piece on him, and Ned Plimpton (Owen Wilson), a Kentucky pilot who claims he might be the son that Zissou never knew he had. The interaction between the characters suffers from Anderson’s aloof style. It may be impossible to love The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, but it’s remarkably easy to drown oneself in its sea of eccentricity.

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As Count Olof, a villainous actor who seeks to inherit a fortune by knocking off three intelligent orphans (Liam Aiken, Emily Browning, and Kara and Shelby Hoffman alternating as baby Sunny), Jim Carrey delivers a disappointing performance, the sort of calculated turn we had come to routinely expect from Robin Williams until his recent dramatic awakening. Luckily, other elements of the project come to the rescue. The children are aptly cast, and the translations of baby Sunny’s coos and cackles are very funny. Jude Law provides the voice-over narration as writer Lemony Snicket, and his moody musings make up the bulk of the best lines in Robert Gordon’s screenplay.

thinking about it could lead to a broken neck. Happily, no such falloff exists between Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers. Once again we find Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) seeking the approval of prospective father-in-law Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro), the retired CIA operative who’s not exactly thrilled that his daughter (Teri Polo) has chosen Jack. Yet even as Jack continues to try to get used to the idea, he finds his agitation climbing even higher after he and his more accommodating wife (Blythe Danner) are invited to spend a weekend with Greg’s parents (Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand), a hippie couple.

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acters’ immorality in an effort to locate common truths will have no use for this picture, surely the most divisive film about modern relations since Eyes Wide Shut. Others willing to dig deeper will be rewarded not only with some choice dialogue and a quartet of finely etched portrayals but also with a heady buzz that will remain long after the movie’s over.

Set in London, the movie centers on two British males and two American females — all strangers when the story opens.

Dan (Jude Law) is a caddish obituary writer who falls for sweet-natured stripper Alice (Natalie Portman); Anna (Julia Roberts) is a moody photographer who ends up attached to dermatologist Larry (Clive Owen, nailing the film’s most complex role). With time jumps that will catch the daydreaming viewer off guard, the film tracks relationships, as Dan chases Anna, Larry sniffs around Alice, and all four characters take the notion of “brutal honesty” to such an extreme that their words suddenly qualify as deadly weapons. Many will criticize the film because the characters’ motivations don’t always make sense and their actions aren’t often in their own best interest. And that differs from real life exactly how?

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Wine resolutions

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Suggestions for expanding your wine horizons

REPEAT AFTER ME: “I do solemnly swear to try new wines this year, expand my wine horizons and get myself out of the rut of only drinking wine for special occasions. I will kick myself in the ass if I find myself not accomplishing the above tasks.”

We’re a rut kind of society… look at the way Americans walk around dazed and crazed during the commercial holiday gift-buying rush. At one point, I allowed festive Christmas music to penetrate my frazzled brain and calm me a bit -- until I realized I was in line at Target and the equally harried cashier was impatiently awaiting my payment method.

After witnessing the decline of relaxation, it’s time to chill out and start enjoying life again. To jumpstart this idea, here are my wine resolution suggestions for 2005.

Resolution #1: Go Organic. Maybe the chemicals polluting our wine are polluting our minds.

Support the wineries making an effort to avoid the use of pesticides, fungicides and herbicides on their grape crops.

Even though it’s more work, Bonterra, Yorkville, Domaine Alfred, Fetzer, Quintessa and Sinskey wineries all embrace winemaking the way it used to be.

Resolution #2: Attend at least one wine tasting per month. Soak your brain in lots of wine to expand your horizons. Buy at least one bottle of what you liked, and fill your wine rack.

Resolution #3: Start a wine diary. Ever mumbled to yourself in the wine aisle, desperately searching your memory for a wine label?

Avoid those early Alzheimer’s moments by writing down wines you like on a pocket pad or use your PDA.

Resolution #4: Open sparkling wines just because you like the "pop" sound. With falling prices and their high fun quotient, sparklers belong in your belly, not on the shelf.

Resolution #5: Buy a decent corkscrew. The one with the long arms that looks like a flying nun should go bye-bye. Splurge on a Screwpull or a "rabbit" type opener -- your life will improve dramatically, and miraculously, cork will no longer appear in your glass.

Resolution #6: Experiment with dessert wine. Quit shunning sweet and try downing dessert wine instead of the enormous chocolate cake you’d normally gorge on.

Resolution #7: Branch out from chardonnay and cabernet. With hundreds of other grape varietals out there, it's time to get explorative. Bold zinfandel, refreshing chenin blanc, spicy syrah, food-friendly riesling, charming cabernet franc, under-appreciated petite sirah and fragrant viognier (especially in the spring and summer) all await your approval.

Resolution #8: Use decent wine to cook with. Trash the flawed idea that you only cook with wine you wouldn’t drink. Why would you want bad flavor in your food?

Resolution #9: Crack open a screw-top bottle. Cool wines come in cool packages, so why not unscrew? Since it’s a better closure, lots of premium wines are riding the trend wave, especially those from New Zealand.

Resolution #10: Open at least one bottle per month that you have been saving for "a special occasion," even if it’s not one. You could die tomorrow and never have the pleasure of tasting that juice. Add friends and drink. ◗

Recommended Wines Simi 2003 Sauvignon Blanc Sonoma County -- Zippy and crispy with lemon, pineapple and melon on the nose and tongue. Fun stuff. Sweetness = 2. $14. ★★★ 1/2 Adelaida 2002 Pinot Noir SLO Paso Robles -- Fresh picked raspberries with a dose of tangy cranberry. A handful of pepper also comes into play. Smooth and easy going for a pinot. Sw = 1. $16.

★★★★

Alexander Valley Vineyards 2002 Cabernet Sauvignon Alexander Valley -Silky, soft and elegant, like a luxurious bath. Perfectly constructed with fruit, acids and tannins all coming together in gorgeous harmony. Hints of chocolatecovered cherries, with violets and red raspberry. Sw = 1. $22. ★★★★ 1/2

E-mail Taylor at corkscrew@creativeloafing.com

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Send Happenings and/or payment to: Connect Savannah, 1800 E. Victory Dr, Suite 7, Savannah, GA, 31404. Fax to 231-9932.

E-mail: linda@connectsavannah.com. We reserve the right to edit or cut non-paid listings because of space limitations.

Activism & Politics

Savannah Republican Club

Amnesty International

Sierra Club

Local group meets regularly the third Tuesday of the month at 6 p.m. at the Sentient Bean Coffeehouse, 13 E. Park Ave. Call Raymond at 898-3506.

Chatham County Democratic Committee

Chatham County Democratic Women

Regular meetings held on the 3rd Thursday of each month at 7:30 p.m., at the First Presbyterian Church, 520 E. Washington Ave. 351-7436.

Speak Up! Local activist group focused on protesting the illegality of the war in Iraq. Contact Richard DiPirro at 441-7167 for more information.

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Lowcountry Ensemble Company

This group helps identify assets and concerns related to transportation in Savannah.

The group will meet Thursday, Jan. 6 from 5:30-8 p.m. to begin discussing potential solutions for problems identified during previous meetings. Light refreshments will be provided beginning at 5:30 p.m. and the meeting will begin at 6 p.m. at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm St. RSVP to Alison Chumley at 234-4230 or connectingsavannah@lottbarber.com by Tuesday, Jan. 4.

is looking for actors, writers, directors, producers, musicians, poets and those who want to be. The Lowcountry Ensemble Company is in the process of creating, developing and maintaining a company of actors. For information, call 220-1014 or send e-mail to negroensemble@comcast.net.

De-Inaugurate Bush 2005 Bus Trip A bus trip to protest George Bush’s inauguration will leave The Sentient Bean on Jan. 19 at 7:30 p.m. for Washington, D.C. and return to The Sentient Bean on Jan. 21 at 6 a.m. The current estimated cost per person is $66 and must be pre-paid. To pre-register, call Mark McDermott at 843-705-5911 or send e-mail to mcdermott2000@hotmail.com.

Fellowship of Reconciliation The oldest interfaith peace and justice organization in the United States meets on the second Tuesday of each month at 6 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave.

Food Not Bombs Feed the hungry and the homeless Sundays at noon in Franklin Square as part of a worldwide effort to encourage kindness in the place of violence. Cooking starts around 10 a.m. at The Blue House, 410 W. Duffy St. To volunteer, call 233-4461.

Libertarian Party of Chatham County Whatever happened to your Liberty?

Regular weekly meetings are held Mondays at 9 p.m. at Barnes & Noble Booksellers, 7804 Abercorn in Oglethorpe Mall. Call 3083934 or visit www.nodebts.com/chathamlibertariansga.html.

Savannah Animal Rights and Welfare Group A chapter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA. Call Jolee at 925-2710 or Dianna at 898-1080.

Savannah Peace Coalition Keep up with current events every Tuesday night on Yahoo Chat around 7 p.m. Send an e-mail to schmalk@yahoo.com to receive an invitation to join the chat.

Benefits & Fundraisers Benefit Concert Dance Shag-Beach Bop Etc. Savannah presents the Joe Pope Tams in a benefit concert/dance on Friday, Jan 21 at the Alee Temple on Eisenberg Drive. DJ Bobby ”Mr. Beach” Malphrus will play from 7-8:30 p.m.

The band will take the stage from 8:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. The deejay will play during band breaks and afterwards. Tickets are $20 through Jan. 10 and $27 after Jan. 10.

Reserved tables for 8 or more. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit online at www.shagbeachbop.com.

Paddling for Healthy Hearts Tour This fundraiser was begun by members of the Savannah/Chatham County Southeast Affiliate of the American Heart Association to raise funds and awareness. It is based on long-distance sea-kayak trips along the Atlantic coast. To follow the progress or make a donation, visit www.heartpaddle.org.

Stardust Memories The Sons of the American Legion Post No. 135 will turn back the clock for a New Year’s Eve Gala featuring Sophisticated Swing, a 7piece jazz orchestra from Jacksonville that will play Big Band and Swing music of the 1940s and 50s. This Black Tie-encouraged event starts at 8 p.m. and features a champagne toast and deluxe midnight breakfast.

Tickets are $40 per person or $75 per couple and can be purchased at the Post Lounge, 1108 Bull St., on online at www.post135.com. You must be at least 21 to attend. Proceeds will benefit the Alzheimer’s Association. Call 233-9277 or 713-8778.

The Chatham County Chamber Group is seeking classically trained musicians. Call 234-0949 or send e-mail to oboefish@yahoo.com.

Coastal Heritage Exhibition Georgia artists are invited to submit one or more entries into the Coastal Heritage Exhibition, a juried exhibit sponsored by Golden Isles Arts and Humanities Association in Brunswick. The exhibit will open Feb. 4 and run through March 26 in the Ritz Theatre Gallery. Artwork is not limited to paintings or photographs of historic sites or landmarts. Artists are encouraged to explore their creativity through their research. Each slide or digital image submitted must be accompanied by a written explanation of its historical significance or context. The winner will receive the Mildred Huie Award, which includes a $500 prize. For information, call 912-262-6934 or visit www.goldenislesarts.org.

Savannah Ad Fed Addy Awards The Savannah Advertising Federation is calling for entries to its Annual Addy Awards. Entries are due by Thursday, Jan. 6 and all entry forms must be sumitted online.

To submit projects, go to www.savannahadfed.com and click on Addys. Entries must be delivered to Paul Numberg Photography in Savannah between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 6 or shipped to arrive on or about that date. Winners will be announced at the Awards Gala on Friday, Feb. 11 at 6 p.m. at the American Legion Hall, 1108 Bull St. For information, call Paul Numberg at 234-2313.

Classes & Workshops AARP Senior Driving Class Classes will be held Jan. 13 and 14 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Generation One. Call 3507587.

Baby sign classes Savannah Speech & Hearing Center is offering Baby Sign classes for babies aged 6-12 months and their parents.

Communicate with your baby before you knew it was possible. Classes are offered in four-week sessions every month. Times vary. The cost is $50, which includes materials. To register, call 355-4601.

Babysitters training class St. Joseph’s/Candler Childhood Injury Prevention Program offers a class for boys and girls 11-15 who want to become babysitters. The cost is $35, which includes lunch and a training manual, plus certification on completion of the class.

Registration and pre-payment are required.

819-8583.

Basic computer class Eastside Concerned Citizens Inc. at 803 E. Park Ave. offers basic computer classes every second and fourth Saturday from 10 a.m. to noon. 232-5280.

Basic handgun training A 4-hour self-defense handgun course includes firearms safety and self-defense shooting at life-sized paper silhouette targets. Taught by a Georgia certified firearms instructor. $30, plus ammunition.

Various Saturday dates are available. 9215754.

Beginners quilting classes are held every Tuesday at 10 a.m. at the Wesley Community Centers of Savannah, Inc., 1601 Drayton St. Register by calling 447--5711 or stop by the center.

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New Year’s Resolutions?

It’s easy to have good intentions.

It’s harder to get it done.

A Life Coach will get you there.

C.J. Waters Inner Wisdom Coaching 341-0049

www.cjcoach.com

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Auditions

Chatham County Chamber seeks musicians

The Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers in collaboration with Royce Learning Centers and Hope House of Savannah offers tutoring every Tuesday and Thursday from 6:30-7:30 p.m. in basic literacy skills, GED preparation and computer training. Call 447-5711 or stop by the center at 1601 Drayton St. to register.

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For information, call Maxine Harris at 3520470 or 484-3222.

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meets on the second Monday of each month. at 6 p.m. For information, call Rex Templeton, chair, 598-1834 or 356-1111; Jim Gross, secretary at 236-0313.

Meets every 2nd Tuesday of the month. Call 927-7170.

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The UBuildIt office in Savannah invites you to attend a free seminar to help you learn more about building your very own dream house. Call 236-1211.

Manuscript, Getting An Agent and The Modern Publishing Scene. One full scholarship available. Full details from Christopher Scott at 398-1727 or cscott613@comcast.net.

Cambridge College Information Session

First Steps parent education program

Cambridge College of Cambridge, Mass., will present a free information session on Jan. 8 at 3 p.m. in the Courtyard by Marriott.

Led by college administrators, the session will provide details on the National Institute for Teaching Excellence program for bachelor and master degree students. Call Dr. Ezat Parnia at 1-800-877-4723 or visit www.cambridgecollege.edu for information.

This parent education and support program is based at St. Joseph’s/Candler. To find out how you can help, call 819-6910.

Career Achievement Program

St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offers free computer classes. Call 447-6605 for times, days and registration information.

Space is limited.

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St. Mary’s Community Center, an affiliate of St. Joseph’s/Candler, is offering a program to help adults with math, reading and writing skills. Participants learn through a computer software program, small group and individual tutoring and study books. Participants can choose their hours between Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. The center is at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

Chatham County Aquatic Center offers swimming lessons for all ages.

Classes are held Mondays and Wednesdays for ages 3 to 5 and 6 to 8. Adults and ages 9 to 12 meet Tuesdays and Thursdays. A variety of times are offered. Call 351-6556.

Coastal Scooters Classes Coastal Scooters is conducting classes that focus on road skills, safety and the proper maintenance of scooters. Classes are limited in size to provide personal assistance. Each rider is equipped with a TGB 49.5cc scooter and helmet. The class is three hours in length, consisting of classroom, field and on-road instruction.

Classes meet on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. or Sundays from 1-4 p.m. The cost is $40. To register, call 232-5513 or visit Coastal Scooters at 418 W. Broughton St.

Discover Success Coaching Free Discovery Sessions are being offered

by Savannah Success Coaching at the International Center for Leadership and Coaching. Call 236-5051 to schedule a free session.

Eastside Concerned Citizens, Inc. Project Tomorrow Inc. is offering several classes and workshops.

The list includes sewing, crocheting, computer training, CPR and more. 232-5280.

The Economic Opportunity Authority is offering free computer classes for beginners in Computer Basics Level One plus the study guide program software for the Georgia High School Graduation Test.

Call Gloria Ferguson at 238-2960, Ext. 153.

Edward Jones satellite broadcast The six Savannah area Edward Jones investment representatives will host a free one-hour satellite broadcast titled Is the Uncertainty Over? on Tuesday, Jan. 11 at 11:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. at each location. To reserve a seat, call Laura Goodell in Richmond Hill at 756-5113, Shelia Sebastian in Pooler at 748-6533, Joanne Guarnieri in Rincon at 826-2694, Tim Beers on the Southside at 925-6608, Pat Brooks in Midtown at 354-1812 and Bryan Rea in Midtown at 353-9895.

Fiction Writing Workshop Chirstopher Scott Writing Courses will present an intensive weekend Fiction Writing Workshop Jan. 8 and 9 in downtown Savannah. Subjects will include: Getting Started on Your Novel, Plotting, Creating Characters, Dialogue, Tension, Seamless Narrative, Editing and Revision, The Perfect

Free Coaching Session and Assessment Free session for personal, career and professional development. Call Executive Leadership Coaching, 443-9860, or send email to Vicki@excellentcoach.com.

Free computer classes

Free Private Music Lessons Free lessons for most instruments are given once a month. Move at your own pace. Call Diane at 234-0949.

Full Figure Weekend at The Art School Two full days of drawing/painting/sculpting from life on Friday, Jan. 7 and Saturday, Jan. 8 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. There will be one model, one pose per day. Artists may attend one or two days at $25 per day. Pre-registration and pre-payment is required. Contact Lind Hollingworth at 921-1151.

Holiday Programs on Tybee The Tybee Island Marine Science Center will sponsor special holiday programs through Dec. 30. (The center will close at noon on Dec. 24 and reopen on Monday, Dec. 27.)

Programs will include winter beach walks, feeding frenzy demonstrations, bite-sized science exhibits in the upstairs classroom, touch tank presentations and sea creature crafts. Don’t forget about the annual seasonal sale in the gift shop. The center is at 1510 Strand St. on Tybee Island. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children ages 316. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org.

Knitting Classes Help when you need it while you enjoy the camaraderie of fellow knitters at Stitch and Bitch, held Thursdays from noon to 2 p.m. at Twiggs, 241 Abercorn St. Creative Knitting Essentials is held Thursday fro 2:30-4:30 p.m. or 5:30-7:30 p.m. Review the basics and learn innovative knitting techniques.

Beginners through advanced are welcome.

The instructor is Alice Vantrease. The cost is $30 per class plus supplies. Call 447-5225 to register.

The Live Oak Public Library offers free classes on using computers to access information at the Bull Street Library.

Call 652-3662.

Memorial Health positive parenting class The cost is $10 per person and is most beneficial to parents of children less than 4 years. To register, call 350-9335.

Mindful meditation classes will be held on Mondays from 8:30-9:30 a.m. and on Thursdays from 6-8 p.m. at the Integrated Behavioral Center, 1121 Cornell Ave. The cost is $10 per session. Call 3554987.

Multiple blessings is a four-week education course offered by Memorial Health and designed for the family expecting twins, triplets or more. Call Barbara at 350-3129 or visit www.memorialhealth.com.

Needlepoint Classes Your House in Needlepoint will be taught in eight Monday classes from 2-4 p.m. that will

begin in January at Twiggs, 241 Abercorn St. The class offers textured stitch technique to enhance the image of your house on canvas. Registration and a photo of the house are due in November so the artist can custom paint your house on a needlepoint canvas. The instructor is Alice Vantrease, $350 includes custom canvas. Fibers extra.

Basic Needlepoint will be offered Mondays from noon to 2 p.m. Bring your lunch and enjoy learning the needlepoint craft. $25 includes practice canvas and fibers for first class. Additional classes $10 each, plus supplies. Call 447-5225 to register.

Parent and Teen Driving Course The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department will present a free two-hour parent/teen driver’s course the last Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m. at Calvary Baptist Day School, 4625 Waters Ave. Call 651-6653 or send e-mail to ccamire@savannahga.gov and request a registration form. The course is designed for 14-16 year olds and their parents. Advance registration is required.

Parenting the preschooler is a course offered by Telfair Women’s Hospital at Candler. Call at 819-3368 or visit www.sjchs.org.

Sacred Harp Singing Old-time hymns sung in a powerful style.

Saturday, Jan. 8 from 2-4 p.m. at First Christian Church, 711 E. Victory Dr. Call 655-0994 for information.

Savannah Area Tennis Association has Friday, Saturday and Sunday beginner and intermediate tennis programs for juniors and adults that will start in January at local city and county tennis facilities. Adult programs cost $60 and will begin Jan. 15 and junior programs cost $45 and will begin Jan. 30. Calll 961-9862 or send e-mail to ctcsavannah@prodigy.net for information.

Savannah Art Association Drawing sessions will be held the first three Tuesdays of every month from 6:30-8:30 p.m. at the Savannah Art Association (located in City Market upstairs over Belford's). Bring your own drawing supplies.

Sign in for three sessions at $7 each ($5 for students) or $10 each on walk-in basis. Call 897-5612.

Savannah Entrepreneurial Center at 801 E. Gwinnett offers business and computer classes. Two free classes will be offered on Jan. 8 in Classroom 1.

Information and Assessment will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Knock-Out Your Business Idea will be held from 1-3 p.m. A free computer class will beheld Jan. 10 from 6:30-8:30 p.m. in the lab. Call 652-3582.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center offers hands-on classes for students of all ages from pre-kindergarten through adults.

Classes include microscope labs, squid dissection, guided beach walks and tours of the Science Center. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org.

UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium presents outreach programs that are interactive, with live animals, costumes and fun activities. Contact Stephanie Edgecombe at 598-2335 for reservations. "Turtle Tales" is a 60-minute outreach program that combines science and art for pre-kindergarten and kindergarten students. Call Edith Schmidt at 598-2447.

classes) $300. Both classes taught by Elizabeth Winthrop, AB from Harvard University, summa cum laude, Phi Beta Kappa, MFA in creative writing from UCIrvine. Call 856-1408 or send e-mail to ElizWinthrop@aol.com.

Clubs & Organizations AASU Sci-Fi Fantasy Club sponsors gaming nights at Armstrong Atlantic State University. Dungeons and Dragons is presetned every Thursday beginning at 5:30 p.m. in the AASU cafeteria. Open gaming nights are held every Wednesday in the AASU cafeteria. The club also is organizing a laser tag league team that meets every Tuesday at 7 p.m. Call Antonio Burks at 927-0949 or Catscandance2@aol.com.

ABATE (American Bikers Active Toward Education) District 11 meets the 2nd Sunday of each month at 3 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Saloon on Hwy. 204 and Old River Rd. Please call for more info. 233-9800.

American Institute of Parapsychology is creating a local database and wants to hear about your paranormal experiences in the Savannah area. Get intelligent advice and possible assistance. Also wish to hear from all psychics, mediums, clairvoyants, etc. Contact AIP Georgia Director Shannon Scott at ghosthunterss@sixthsensesavannah.com.

Banner of the Nations Savannah is part of a regional and global church network. The group meets Sundays at 10:30 a.m. at 12 Drake Dr. Call Frank Spencer at 352-2323 or visit the Web site at www.bannerofthenations.com.

Beach Historic Neighborhood Association meets monthly on the third Thursday at 6 p.m. Call 605-4471 for details.

Bridge club meets at the JEA 1511 Abercorn, ACBL certified duplicate bridge game every Wednesday at 1 p.m.

There is a $4 fee. Call Lynn Pierce at 3549739.

Chihuahua Meetup of Savannah A special little club for special little dogs and their owners meets the first Saturday of each month at 10:30 a.m. For information, visit http://chihuahua.meetup.com/65/

Civil Air Patrol meets every Tuesday at 6 p.m. for cadets and 7:30 p.m. for senior members. Check the web site at savcap.freeservers.com for information and directions or call 748-8818.

Coastal Bicycle Touring Club of Savannah sponsors a bicycle ride every Saturday. Visit www.cbtc.org for a ride schedule and more information. Meetings are held on the first Monday of each month at Tubby’s Tank House restaurant in Thunderbolt at 6:30 p.m. Visitors are welcome. 728-5989.

Coastal Georgia Volkswagen Club This group for Volkswagen lovers - who enjoy meeting like people & attending activities in their autos. Meets the 3rd Saturday of every month. 961-0602.

Drumming circle There will be a Drumming Circle on Tybee Island the 3rd Saturday of each month from 4-6 p.m. at the Casual Reader bookstore at the shops at Tybee Oaks off Hwy. 80. Call 786-7655.

Writing Classes

Friends of Oatland

Introduction to Fiction Writing: Mondays 6-8 p.m., Jan. 10-March 7, (10 classes), $300.

Advanced Fiction Writing Workshops on Thursday from 6-8 p.m. Jan. 13-March 10 (10

Board of Directors meets every third Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.; general membership meeting follows at 7 p.m. at the

31 Oatland Island Educational Center. Call Serena Nasworthy at 897-3060.

Postage stamp meeting and auction

meet the first Monday of each month at 5:30 p.m. at the Bull Street Library. Call 652-3655.

The Savannah Stamp Club meeting and stamp auction is held the second Thursday at 7 p.m. at the Grace United Methodist Church, 6412 Waters Ave. Call 354-8870.

Georgia Christian Singles

Progressive Guys’ Discussion Group

Memberships start at $25 and remain active until marriage. See website or call for local chapters. 1-800-869-2500.

An opportunity for men to discuss books, music, film and cultural issues in an intellectually stimulating and non-judgmental environment. Meets the third Wednesday at 7 p.m. at the Sentient Bean Coffee House.

231-8841.

Friends of the Library

Gold Wing Road Riders Association promotes education, safety and fun to motorcycle riders. Call Julian at 920-2700 or John at 858-5414 or visit chaptere2.tripod.com.

Goth Night Savannah A place to connect with fellow individuals who are interested in the music and art of the Gothic subcultures. We welcome musicians, bands, DJs, filmmakers, performance troupes, writers, clothiers, artists and artisans. Visit www.Goth-NightSavannah.com.

HOG meets the second Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m. at Perkins Restaurant, I-95 & Hwy 204. Call 925-5349.

Historic Victorian Neighborhood Association

Hostess City Toastmasters Club

Learn to play Go Learn how to play the game that will soon replace Chess as the intellectual strategy game par excellence., Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. at Books-A-Million on Abercorn. Call Greg at 232-7549.

Low Country Artists’ and Artisans’ Society sponsors a Country Textiles African American Quilt Making Guild. Call 447-1888.

Loyal Order of Moose at 2202 Norwood Ave. sponsors bingo every Tuesday and Friday starting at 7:30 p.m.

There is a $700 jackpot.

Objectivist Society of Savannah is a group dedicated to the philosophy of Ayn Rand meets biweekly at the Lion’s Den Lounge. Call Brian at 234-2484 or ww.savannahobjectivists.org.

Oglethorpe Business & Professional Women’s Club meets for lunch the second Tuesday of each month at 12:30 p.m. Call 966-3619 or visit www.obpw.org.

Philo Cafe Philosophical sessions taking on a different topic each time at Barnes & Noble every Wednesday at 7:30 pm. Call 659-2930 or 443-9267.

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at Media Play at 11701 Abercorn and the third Tuesday at, 7920 Abercorn St., at 7 p.m. Call 692-0382, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org.

Salon for Women Seeking Change ”How untidy my shell has become! Blurred with moss, knobby with barnacles, its shape is hardly recognizable any more. Surely, it had a shape once. It has a shape still in my mind. What is the shape of my life?” -- Anne Morrow Lindbergh. If these words resonate with you and you are a woman of ”a certain age” on her own, join us for lively discussion, laughter and fun. Call 236-8581.

Savannah Art Association invites artists to join Georgia’s oldest arts organization. An artists’ co-op, the association hosts classes and provides gallery space for members’ work. Drop by the gallery at 309 W. St. Julian St. above Belford’s in City Market or call 356-0249.

The Savannah Brewers’ League Meets the first Wednesday of every month at Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. 447-0943. For more details, call 447-0943 or visit our web site at http://www.savannahcommunity.com/so/SBL.

Savannah Fencing Club offers beginning classes Monday and Wednesday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $30. All equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencingclub@hotmail.com.

Savannah Italian Club is dedicated to discussing and preserving the heritage of Italians and ItalianAmericans. Meetings are the first Tuesday at 2717 Livingston Ave. Call Melissa Sanso at 441-0030.

Savannah Lions Club meets the second and fourth Thursday at 12:30 p.m. at the Savannah Golf Club. For information, call 355-6033.

Savannah Macintosh Users Group (SMUG) Group for Macintosh computer and software users meets the second Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m. See www.savannahmug.org.

Savannah-Ogeechee Canal Society is dedicated to the preservation of the canal and its natural and historical features.

Dinner meetings are the second Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the Fairmont Restaurant, 65 W. Fairmont Ave. Volunteer Saturdays are the second Saturday of the month from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Savannah-Ogeechee Museum & Nature Center at 681 Fort Argyle Rd. (Highway 204) 2.3 miles west of Interstate 95. 748-8068.

Savannah Port City Lions Club meets every first and third Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. at Ryan’s Restaurant on Stephenson.

For information, call 920-9081.

Savannah Ski Club For information, see www.savannahskiclub.com.

Savannah Chapter of the Sons of Italy

Savannah Sunrise Rotary club

The Order of the Sons of Italy is forming a lodge in Savannah. This is the oldest and largest national organization that celebrates Italian/American hertiage for men and women. Call Dennis Piasio at 1-888-6742937.

meets every Thursday from 7:30-8:30 am at the First City Club in downtown Savannah.

233-1600.

Savannah Chess Club meets Monday at Books-A-Million from 7 to 11 p.m. Bring your chess sets. Call 631-0338 or send e-mail to geocities/savannahchessclub.com.

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States has a dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club, Hunter Army Airfield. The Navy League is a non-profit civilian organization that supports the men and women of our sea services and educates the public

Savannah Toastmasters ihelps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment. Give speeches, evaluate and lead meetings on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 352-1935.

The Sign-ative bridges the gap between the deaf, hard-ofhearing and hearing communities. Call 9650077 or send e-mail to thesignative@deafcafe.com.

Single People in Christian Education (SPICE) This group is interdenominational and there are no dues or fees. The group discusses

Singles in Savannah Running Organization Single, divorced, separated adults interested in running meet for running, fun, camaraderie and companionship. All levels/ages welcome. Call 927-9174 or send e-mail to sinsavro@yahoo.com.

Snakes, Lizards, Turtles The Savannah Herpetology Club meets the third Thursday at Kreatures & Koi Pets, 105 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Send e-mail to jclarksnakes@comcast.net.

SouthEastern Georgia Herpetological Society meets the 2nd Thurs. each month at 7:30 p.m. at the Museum Center of Skidaway Island State Park. Call 598-2301.

Southside Optimist Club is a civic organization catering to youth and community service projects that meets every Thursday at 12:30 p.m. at the Fairmont Restaurant. Call Linda Lee at 695-7733.

Spiritual Discussion Group An exchange of ideas, thoughts and opinions on spiritual topics the last Friday from 7-8:30 p.m. in Moondance Center. 2369003 or www.moondancecenter.com.

Subbuteo meets monthly for tournaments and practice matches. Visit www.savannahsubbuteo.com.

Telfair Academy Guild will meet Monday, Jan. 10 at 10 a.m. at the Telfair Museum. The speakers will be Scott Smith and Michael Jordan from the Coastal Heritage Society who will discuss the history of the American Revolutionary War battle, the Siege of Savannah. Guests and new members welcome. Call 598-7447.

Tybee Beautification Association meets the second Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.

With the exception of the June and December meetings, the association meets at the Tybee Community Center.

Weekend Warriors is a program at Portman’s Music for people who were musicians as kids, but went on to pursue other types of careers. The cost is $95, which includes two hours of instruction each week for four weeks. The latest gear will be provided. Call 354-1500.

W.I.N.O.W.S. Women In Need Of Wine and Spirits is sponsoring a Holiday Open House for women who love to socialize. The group meets once a month at a different restaurant or bar. Call 220-1117.

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For those interested in gaining confidence in public speaking. Meets Tuesday evenings, 7pm at 6206 Waters Ave, Rivers Edge Retirement Community. 355-5450

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

meets the first Wednesday at 11:45 a.m. at the Savannah Golf Club on East President Street. RSVP to Laura McLaren at 236-6750, Ext. 14, or 898-9362.

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holds its board meetings on the second Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at the American Legion, Post 135, 1108 Bull St. between Park Avenue and Duffy Street.

These meetings are open to the public. For information, call 236-8546.

If you are a reiki practitioner, join us to share its healing energies with others. Meets the first Monday of the month from 7-9 p.m. at Moondance Center. 236-9003. www.moondancecenter.com.

Savannah Express Network Chapter of American Business Women’s Association

education and plans and hosts social events and functions for singles throughout each month. Meets Sunday at 9:30 a.m. at White Bluff United Methodist Church, Room 22.

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West Broad Street YMCA at 1110 May St. The cost is $1 per class per person.

Beginners and singles are welcome.

Contact Lora Wong at 925-7416 or visit www.savannahusabda.org.

Ballroom Dance Party Savannah USABDA will host a ballroom dance party on Saturday, Jan. 15 at the Islands Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd. The basic lesson is from 7-8 p.m. and the social dance is from 8-10:30 p.m.

The cost is $6 for members and $10 for nonmembers. Beginners and singles are welcome. Refreshments provided. Call Trudy Perryman at 657-7162 or visit www.savannahusabda.org.

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Belly Dance Classes will be held Wednesday nights with beginners from 6:30-7:30 p.m. and advanced beginners from 7:30-8:30 p.m. and Sunday afternoons with beginners from 2-3 p.m. and advanced from 3-5 p.m. Small classes, lots of individual attention, mirrored studio on East 53rd St. Cost is $10 per class. Call Layla at 354-5808.

Benefit Concert Dance Shag-Beach Bop Etc. Savannah presents the Joe Pope Tams in a benefit concert/dance on Friday, Jan 21 at the Alee Temple on Eisenberg Drive. DJ Bobby ”Mr. Beach” Malphrus will play from 7-8:30 p.m.

The band will take the stage from 8:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. The deejay will play during band breaks and afterwards. Tickets are $20 through Jan. 10 and $27 after Jan. 10.

Reserved tables for 8 or more. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit online at www.shagbeachbop.com.

Legion’s Monthly Dance Next is Jan. 8 from 8-12. Monthly dance is at American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St., upstairs in the ballroom. Cost: $7 per person. Call 233-9277.

Ongoing Classes at Ballet South Adult Beginning Ballet, Mondays at 10 a.m.

Stretch/placement Thursdays at 6 p.m. 5501 Abercorn St. Call 691-2900.

Shag-Beach Bop-Etc. Savannah hosts Magnificent Mondays from 7-9 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. Free swing dance lessons are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered the third and fourth Mondays. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit www.shagbeachbop.com.

Swing Dance Savannah meeets the first two Mondays of the month from 7-9 p.m. at Double’s, Holiday Inn/Midtown, 7100 Abercorn St. A new swing dance club is forming. Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or www.shagbeachbop.com.

Youth Dance Program The West Broad Street YMCA, Inc. presents its Instructional Dance Program in jazz and ballet for kids 4 to 18. $30 per month for one class and $35 per month for both classes.

Call 233-1951.

Fitness A balanced life Student massage and yoga classes are offered at the Savannah School of Massage Therapy, Inc. Cost ranges from $20 to $30 for a one-hour massage and sessions are instructor supervised. Call 355-3011 for an appointment. Multi-level yoga classes are offered Monday and Friday at 5:45 p.m. Cost is $10 for drop-ins, $40 for a package card of five classes. Walk-ins are welcome. The school is located at 6413B Waters Ave. www.ssomt.com.

Center for Wellbeing Hatha Yoga classes are offered Monday and Wednesday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for 8 sessions. 819-6463.

Chopra Center at Memorial Health Yoga Classes are held Mondays at 6:30 p.m. and Fridays at 5:30 p.m. at the Chopra Center and Thursdays at 6:30 p.m. in Richmond Hill. The cost is $36 a month or $12 for walk-ins. 3502467.

Inside Moves Yoga/Pilates/personal training are available from Bobbie Kraft, 238-1785, e-mail address bwill01@bellsouth.net. Eight classes of yoga/Pilates is $80, four classes is $45 or drop-ins are $12 for a 1 1/2 hour session.

Personal training is $50 for a 1 1/2 hour session.

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Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting Meets the first Monday at 6 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 3rd floor. 236-2489.

First City Network Community Center and Library The FCN Community Center & Library is open Saturdays from 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Visitors are welcome to check out gay/lesbian books and obtain information on “Gay Savannah” businesses and happenings. www.firstcitynetwork.com. 236-CITY

First City Network’s Workforce project offers assistance to youth and young adults who need and want a job or a better job.

Call 236-2489 or send e-mail to bwooten@comcast.net.

Friends & Company bowling league meets Sundays at 5:30 p.m. at AMF Victory Lanes, 2055 E. Victory Dr. 354-5710.

Eight classes are $80 and the first class is free. Classes are held Tuesday and Thursday from 5:30-7 p.m. at the Unitarian Church on Habersham. Call 238-1785.

Gay AA Meeting

The Jewish Education Alliance

Georgia Equality Savannah

will offer the following health and fitness classes: Yoga- Join Amy Levy at 9:45 am on Friday’s for yoga. Fee is $35 per month, Water Aerobics, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 10:30 am. Fee is $42 a month for up to 16 sessions, Step Aerobics will be offered at the JEA on Thursday’s at 6:15 am.

Cost is $35 per month. Call Drew Edmonds at 355-8111.

is the local chapter of Georgia's largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996.

Ladies Living Smart fitness club provides nutritional education and exercise to encourage lifestyle changes at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. at 5:30 p.m. Call 447-6605.

Lose Weight like Marc Merlis on Dateline. Safe, effective, reasonable cost. Researchers at the University of Connecticut found that people who used hypnosis lost 60 percent more weight than any other method. Call the Alpha Institute, 201-0071.

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meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 307 E. Harris St., second floor. For information, contact Mark at 233-4255.

Lesbian Potluck Girls eat and socialize. Meets the 3rd Saturday of each month. 236-CITY.

Lesbian Therapy Group Share your thoughts, feelings and concerns in a safe, confidential environment that is facilitated by a licensed therapist the second and fourth Friday at 7 p.m. Spaces are limited. Call 352-2611.

Savannah Gay Business Guild meets the second Tuesday at 7 p.m. to offer a networking service of gay and gay friendly businesses, organizations and individuals.

For information, contact Kevyn Withers at kevyn@kevynwithers.com.

Savannah Stonewall Democrats An organization of GLBT Democrats promoting gay-friendly policies within the local Democratic party and working to elect gayfriendly Democrats to public office. Call 2399545.

are offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for WellBeing, Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Four sessions are $30, eight sessions are $50. Pre-register by calling 8196463.

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is a children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 3522611.

are offered Mondays and Wednesdays from 10:30-11:30 a.m. and Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Suite 203, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. Four sessions are $30 or eight sessions are $50. Call 819-6463.

is First City’s gay youth support group.

Meets every Thursday at 7 p.m. at the FCN Headquarters, 307 E. Harris St., 3rd floor.

Call 657-1966.

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Water aerobics at the JEA

Community Health Center

The Jewish Educational Alliance is offering aquatics classes. Call Shannon at 748-2393.

The Community Health Center provides free health care for those patients who live in Chatham County, are under 65, who do not have primary medical coverage, and who do not exceed certain financial thresholds. The Center is located at 310 Eisenhower Drive Medical Center. Call for an appointment at 692-1451.

Yoga The City of Savannah, Leisure Services, Recreation Services Department, offers a yoga class on Saturday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Center, 414 Briarcliff Circle. The fee is $10 per month for ages 14 and over. Call 921-2105 or 651-3650.

Yogalates Classes are offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler for WellBeing on Thursdays from 5:45-6:45 p.m. in Suite 203 of the Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The cost is $30 for four sessions or $50 for eight sessions.

Call 819-6463.

Dual Recovery Anonymous This 12-step program addresses all addictions and mental health recovery. Persons who are recovering from an addiction and a mental health problem can send e-mail to katkope@netscape.com for information.

Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings are conducted at three locations within St. Joseph’s/Candler. From 8:30 a.m. to 12:30

p.m. and 5:15-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday, checks will be offered at the St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 to make an appointment. Checks are offered every Monday from 10 a.m. to noon at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appointment is necessary. Checks will be offered Monday through Friday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578.

Free hearing & speech screening Every Thursday morning from 9 a.m.-12 noon at the Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601.

Gastric Bypass Surgery Session Memorial Health Bariatrics presents free informational sessions every Wednesday at 6 p.m. in the Medical Education Auditorium with Dr. John Angstadt and other staff members, who discuss obesity and the surgical process. Free. Call 350-DIET or visit bariatrics.memorialhealth.com.

Got a drug problem? Need help?

Call the Narcotics Anonymous Helpline at 1800-334-3322.

HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training My Brothaz Home, Inc., a local nonprofit HIV/AIDS organization, offers free HIV/AIDS and STD awareness training, risk reduction counseling and prevention case management to individual males and groups of males. Upon completion of the training, a monetary incentive and educational materials will be given to each participant. Call 231-8727.

Keeping at risk individuals healthy A Union Mission Inc. program that provides HIV/AIDS education and outreach through the use of free workshops, seminars and peer education. Free needleless testing is provided. Services are free to churches, clubs and shelters. Contact DaVena Jordan at 231-0123 or send e-mail to djordan@unionmission.org.

La Leche League Are you breastfeeding or planning to?

Information, education, encouragement and support are available free of charge to all women who are interested in breastfeeding through monthly meetings and over the telephone from La Leche League of Savannah.

Call the LLL of Savannah Help Line at 8979261. All series meetings are held in the Candler Professional Building, 5354 Reynolds St, Room 508A. An enrichment meeting, Money, Money, Money , about stretching the family budget, will be presented Jan. 12 at 10 a.m.

Mammograms St. Joseph’s/Candler will be performing mammograms to screen for breast cancer in its mobile screening unit on Jan. 12 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Long County Health Department in Ludowici. For appointments, call 912-545-2107.

March of Dimes The March of Dimes offers valuable information for women. www.modimes.org or 1888-MODIMES. 354-5900.

Memorial Health blood pressure check are offered free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 3507587.

Memorial Health Child Safety Seat Checks Certified car seat inpsection technicians will check your child’s car seat to make sure it is property installed every Wednesday in September from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at MedStarOne at Memorial Health. Call Lahoma Thurman at 658-6430.

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Memorial Health group meditation sessions are offered free to the public every Tuesday from 5:30-6 p.m. on the third floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine.

Memorial Health heart risk assessment is held once a month at FitnessOne. The appointment takes about 40 minutes and the cost is $50. Call Midge at 350-4042.

Memorial Health SET Focus Group This is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents/caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. Call Donna at 350-5616 or Saundra at 350-3396.

Memorial Health Joint Replacement Lecture

Miracle on Wheels

sponsors a lecture every Thursday at 6 p.m. titled "The Essence of Chiropractic for the 21st Century." Call 356-5887.

Open Meditation is offered at The Chopra Center at Memorial Health. Visit chopra.memorialhealth.com or call 350-2467.

Planned Parenthood Hotline First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services, women’s shelters, sexual assault services, crisis information, birth control, S.T.D.s, pregnancy options, and more. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154.

Project SAVE The Savannah Health Mission, the Georgia Eye Institute and the local chapter of the American Diabetes Association are joining forces to implement Project SAVE, Screening and Vision Education, for people with diabetes. The program provides eye exams, education and care to those who have no health insurance, are unable to pay for care privately and meet certain qualifications. The clinic meets Thursdays by appointment. Call 352-2032.

The Quit Line a toll-free resource that provides counseling, screening, support and referral services for all Georgia residents 18 or older and concerned parents of adolescents who are using tobacco. Call 1-877-270-STOP. Online information can be found at www.unitegeorgia.com.

St. Mary’s Community Cardiovascular Clinic Is offered every Wednesday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. except for the second Wednesday of the month, when it is 1-5 p.m. The center is located at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578 for an appointment.

Wanted: CPR and First Aid Instructors The Savannah Chapter of the American Red Cross is looking for smart, motivated people interested in giving back to their community.

Call 651-5371 or send email to daled@savannahredcross.org.

Nature & Environment Dolphin Project of Georgia Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research which will take place one weekend during the months of January, April, July and October. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 232-6572 or visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.

Take a walk on the wild side at the Oatland Island Education Center. The “Native Animal Nature Trail” features a variety of live animals and landscapes and winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats. Located 5 miles east of downtown off the Islands Expressway. M-F:9 a.m.-4 p.m. and most Saturdays from 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Admission is $3 per person for everyone over 4. 898-3980 or visit www.oatlandisland.org.

Tybee Island Marine Science Center Visit the center to discover the Georgia coast. The exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians, corals and other interesting sea creatures. Beach Discovery Walks are offered Fridays and Saturdays at 2 p.m. Call 786-5917 for information about current programs. Admission is $4 for adults and $3 for children 3-16. The center is open daily from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., except Tuesdays when it is open 9 a.m. to noon.

Winter Waterfowl Walks Join a Wilderness Southeast birding guide to search out the birds -- particularly ducks - that enjoy wintering in coastal Georgia on Sundays, Jan. 9 and 23 from 2-4 p.m.. Meet at the Laurel Hill Wildlife Drive entrance to the Savannah National Wildlife Refuge. Cost $10 per person. Limit 15 people.

Reservations required. Call 897-5108.

Readings & Signings The Casual Poets Society holds an open poetry reading the second Saturday of the month at 4 p.m. at The Casual Reader bookstore, 1213 Highway 80. on Tybee Island at The Shops at Tybee Oaks. Call 786-7655.

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the center, 1910 Abercorn St. 447-6605.

Inspirational book club Wesley Community Centers offers weekly book discussions of life situations and complexities every Monday at 6:30 p.m. at 1601 Drayton St. All women and teen-aged girls are invited to attend. Stop by the center or call 447-5711.

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An open book discussion the fourth Wednesday at 1 p.m. at Barnes & Noble.

Participants can talk about any book.

Moondance Center Book Club Explore and discuss a new spiritually based book each month the third Monday of the month from 7-8 p.m. in Moondance Center.

236-9003. www.moondancecenter.com.

meets monthly to get the scoop on what other adults are reading at the Ogeechee Branch Library, 1820 Ogeechee Rd. Call 232-1339.

Poets open mic night All poets are welcome to Gallery Espresso’s open mic night, hosted by Vaughnette Goode, the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

Poets should sign up to read by 7:45pm.

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will make available power (electric) wheelchairs to non-ambulatory senior citizens (65 and over) usually at no out-of-pocket expense. This service also may be available to the permanently disabled of any age. Call 1-800-749-8778 or visit the Web site at www.durablemedical.com.

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Monday at 7 p.m. at the Islands Branch Library, 125 Wilmington Island Rd. 897-6233.

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This free orthopedic lecture series is held the third Tuesday of each month from 6:157:30 p.m. in the Medical Education Auditorium at Memorial Health to educate the community about the risk factors of arthritis, the prevention of arthritis and medical and surgical joint repoolacement.

To register, call 350-3603.

training and retreats. There is a sliding fee scale and a $25 fee per group. Located at 8111 Waters Ave. Call 352-2611.

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readers and listeners to push their limits. 6 E. Liberty Street. 233-5348.

Reader’s theater meeting every other Thursday from 4-5:30 p.m. at the South Effingham Library in Rincon. This performance group is a free program for middle and high school students. Call Linda Bridges, children’s coordinator at 826-2222.

Tea time at Ola's is a new book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 2325488 or 652-3660.

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Tongues of Fire: erotic poetry will be held the third Monday of each month from 8-11 p.m. at 800 E. Derenne Ave. Poets should stop by by 7 p.m. The fee is $5 general admission and $2 for poets. All are welcome regardless of race, sexual orientation or class. For directions, call 354-1678 or 352-2134.

Religious & Spiritual Christian Businessmen’s Committee meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Peggy Lynn’s Country Cooking, 3718 Ogeechee Rd. Call 964-4297.

Ekklesia, The Church Do church in a casual and relaxed setting on Saturday nights. Fellowship begins at 6 p.m., praise and worship at 6:30 p.m. in the BSU building on Abercorn between the Publix Shopping Center and the Armstrong campus. Call 596-4077.

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Wheelchair Basketball

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

BlazeSports Club of Savannah, a program of The Rehabilitative Institute at Memorial Health Medical Center, sponsors wheelchair basketball. Practices are held each Monday.

Beginners and intermediate players practice from 6-7 p.m. Advanced players practice from 7-8 p.m. Basketballs and sports wheelchairs are provided. Call 350-7268.

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633.

Support Groups African-American Women Overcoming Depression and Bi-Polar Disease meets the third Thursday of the month at the Bull Street Library. For information, call JoAnne Wright at 236-0027.

Al Anon Family Groups A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 5989860 or visit http://all-anonsavannah.freeservers.com.

Alcoholics Anonymous If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.

Alzheimer's Disease Caregiver’s Support Group for caregivers, family members and friends of persons affected by Alzheimer’s Disease or other dementia-causing illnesses meets the first Monday and third Tuesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. to noon in Room 111 of the Skidaway Island Methodist Church, 54 Diamond Causeway. Visit www.savannahalz.org or call 598-9905 or 598-8460.

Learn how to access your inner peace through weekly guided meditations every Sunday at 10 a.m. at Moondance Center in City Market. 236-9003. www.moondancecenter.com.

Amputee Support Group

Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)

for past and potential obesity surgery patients and their families. For information, call Cheryl Brown at 350-3644.

meet Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 W. President St., Savannah. Call Janet Pence at 652-3496.

Woodlawn United Methodist Church Join us on Sundays. Sunday school is at 9:45, worship at 10:50 a.m. and 6 p.m. 2502 Highway 80, Garden City.

Women’s Bible Study at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 or stop by 1601 Drayton Street.

Sports & Games Savannah Area Tennis Association Novice, intermediate and advanced Junior players -- get on court with SATA Junior Tennis and Rallyball tournaments - The Landings Jimgle Bells Tournament on Dec. 11. Call 961-9862 or e-mail ctcsavannah@prodigy.net.

Savannah Masters Adult Swimming is available at the Chatham County Aquatic Center, 7240 Sallie Mood Dr., next to Lake Mayer. Levels are Beginner, Fitness, Triathlete and Competitive. Times are Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 5:306:45 a.m., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday from 6-7:15 p.m. and Saturday from 7-8:30 a.m. For information, call Scott Rabalais at 927-7016 or visit www.savannahmasters.com.

Savannah Shamrocks women’s rugby team Practices are every Monday and Wednesday at 6 p.m. in Forsyth Park near the tennis courts. Call 404-449-5875 or send e-mail to savannahrugby@yahoo.com.

Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers.

Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.

Bariatric/Gastric Bypass Support Group

Better Breathers support group meets quarterly, March 18, June 17, September 16 and December 16, at noon, Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Bldg. 5356 Reynolds St. Contact Lisa Summerford, 819-7340..

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association meets the fourth Saturday of the month from10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 352-8383 or 927-8332.

Compassionate Friends Support Group offers friendship and understanding to bereaved parents. It meets the first Thursday of the month from 7-8:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart & Lung Building, Conference Room 2, 5356 Reynolds St. 9259549 or 925-5195.

Crohn’s and Colitis support group meets the fourth Tuesday of the month from 7-9 p.m. in Conference Room 3, Candler Heart & Lung Building. Call Bill McCoy, 2368840.

Depressive/Manic support group Open to persons diagnosed with depression. Meetings are held in classroom B in the Surgery Center Building of Memorial Hospital every Tuesday at 7 p.m.

920-0153 or 927-2064

Diabetes support group meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at Memorial Health in Conference Room A. Call Robin at 350-3843.

Domestic violence community support group SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Building at 325 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 629-8888.

Domestic Violence Hotline The Georgia Human Resources Department and Georgia Coalition on Family Violence, have a new number, 24 hours a day. 1-80033-HAVEN

Eating Disorders Anonymous A 12-step group for people with eating disorders. 843-706-2541.

Emory Liver Transplant Program Support Group

meets the third Tuesday of each month at Scrap Happy on Wilmington Island. For anyone who is not ready to come to a meeting but would like to talk to someone confidentially, call 898-9610.

meets every two months, second Wednesday of the month, at 4:30 p.m. in the Candler Heart and Lung Building, Conference Room 2. The group is open to all patients with liver diseases or who have liver transplants and their support persons.

On Jan. 12, the speaker will be Kay Orvin of Social Services for St. Joseph’s/Candler.

She will discuss Dealing with Chronic Illness and the Necessary Adjustments. For information, call Karen Traver at 819-8350.

CASA Support Group

Fibromyalgia support group

This support group is for parents and extended caregivers whose child or children have been involved with DFCS and/or returned to your custody after being in foster care, or who have been given custody of a family member’s child who has been involved with DFCS and/or has been in foster care. The group will meet the first Thursday of the month from 6-7 p.m. at Youth Futures Family Resource Center at 705 Anderson St. For information, call Madison at CASA at 447-8908 or send email to madison@savannahcasa.org.

meets the second Thursday from 5:30-6:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 8196743.

Bulimia Support Group

Cancer support group meets every Wednesday from 11 a.m. to noon in the board room located on the first floor of St. Joseph's Hospital. 819-2475.

Celiac Support Group for anyone with celiac disease who is allergic to products containing gluten, their family or friends. For information, call 5072592.

First line

Loss by Suicide Group are offered when needed.

Gay AA Meeting An Alcoholics Anonymous group for gays meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 307 E. Harris St., second floor. For information, contact Mark at 233-4255.

HIV/AIDS :living with HIV/AIDS? My Brothaz Home is a support group for men meets every Thursday of the month. Come on out and meet other brothaz. 231-8727.

Hope House provides supportive housing for single mothers with one child. Please call 236-5310 for information.

Huntington Disease Support Group meets the last Tuesday at 6 p.m. in the Heart and Lung Building at Candler Hospital, second floor, Room 2. Call Sandra at 9640455.

Keeping hope alive while living with cancer meets the fourth Monday from 4:30-5:30 p.m. in the Women’s Services Conference Room at the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial Health. Call 350-7845.

Living without Violence The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 7-8:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 2349999.

Lupus Encouragement Group A support group that is open to patients with lupus, their family members and friends. 447-6605.

Memorial Health Diabetes Support Group meets the third Thursday at 6 p.m. at the Error Prevention Conference Room. A variety of guests discuss ways to improve health. Call Glenda at 350-3690.

Memorial Health Pancreatic Cancer Support Group’ For information, call Jennifer Currin at 3503988.

Memorial Health POPS! Group for children with cancer and their parents and caregivers. Call Donna at 350-5616.

Mommy and Me: Life With Your Little One is a support group that will meet Jan. 6 from 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Candler Professional Building, Room 508A, 5354 Reynolds St. Call 819-6171 for information.

Multiple Sclerosis support group discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 355-1523

Muscular Dystrophy support group meets the third Tuesday from 6-8 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. 354-9576.

is an after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options. A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800-264-7154.

National Alliance for the Mentally Ill

Full Circle Grief and Loss Center

meets the fourth Thursday at the Wesley Monumental United Methodist Church at Abercorn and Gordon streets. A free story/coloring book, I’m Feeling Just Ducky!, is available for children to better explain seizure activity.. Call Pam Steadman at 233-1006.

a program of Hospice Savannah, offers the free counseling services for anyone dealing with loss. Call 355-2289. Grief 101 is a seven week support group for individuals who have suffered a loss by death. Pre-registration required. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m. Grief Support Network is an on-going peer-run support group. Tuesdays 6-7 p.m.

Children's Groups, call for times. Specialty Groups such as Spouse Loss Group and

meets the third Sunday from 4-6 p.m. at the Armstrong Atlantic State University Sports Education Building, Room 226. 351-7035 or 353-7143.

Overcoming the Stigma of Seizure Disorders

Overeaters Anonymous A group of people committed to a physical, emotional and spiritual program to consistently improve their lives by working the ”12

35 steps.” Meets every Monday and Thursday at 8:15 p.m. and 10: 30 a.m. on Saturdays at The Recovery Place, 835 E. 65th St. in the lobby. Call 272-8267 or visit www.oa.org.

The Parents of Difficult Teens group for parents having problems with their teens and pre-teens. 353-7699.

Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinder-block wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.

Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group

Safe shelter outreach program Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential & free.

691-1911.

United Way’s First Call for Help

meets the first Thursday of the month from 5-6:30 p.m. in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler. On Jan. 6, the guest speakers will be Brad Trower, Orthopedic Clinical Initiative manager at St. Joseph’s/Candler, and Karen Crisler, manager of physical therapy and orthopedics. They will discuss The Basics of Orthopedics: How to Choose the Best Orthopedist for You and will provide an overview of arthritis and joint replacement.

355-6347 or 238-4666.

Telephone information & referral service that provides expertise and relief to individuals and families in need, with a database of more than 500 agencies and organizations.

651-7730.

Sexaholics Anonymous

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly), a nonprofit weight loss group provides informative programs & info. Meets every Tuesday. from 6-6:45/6:45-7:45 at the Windsor Forest Community Center. 748-8700.

is a fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions. 351-7440.

S-Anon Family Group is a fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.

Smoking Cessation Support Group is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. The group will meet Jan. 12 at noon in the Candler Hospital Dining Room A. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.

Teen Mom Support Program

Transgender Support Group

meets quarterly, March 18, June 17, September 16 and December 16, Noon, Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Bldg. 5356 Reynolds St. 692-2032.

My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.

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Weight loss support group

Wheeze busters is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368.

Women who love too much Do you lose yourself in a relationship? come to our discussion group on Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.

The Work meets the fourth Friday at 7 p.m. at 2320 Sunset Blvd., (just off Skidaway at Carey Hilliards). The Work is for mentally healthy people who are stuck in some area of their lives. 355-4704.

The Chatham Branch of the Savannah Red Cross needs volunteers. Call Mark Stall at 651-5352 or send e-mail to stallm@savannahredcross.org.

America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers to sort, clean, & shelve salvaged foods from reclamation centers where bent cans or crumpled boxes of nutritious food is sent.

236-6750 ext 109.

Become a mentor Make a difference in a child’s life. Call Michelle Jones, 652-6710.

CASA needs volunteers to speak up for abused children in court for their best interests and to help ensure they are placed in safe and permanent homes.

Call 447-8908 or send e-mail to infor@savannahcasa.org.

CEL Regional Library needs volunteers to assist in a variety of ways at its branches in Chatham, Effingham and Liberty counties. Call Kathy Newman at 652-3661.

Coastal Pet Rescue Foster parents are needed. Without them, more animals cannot be brought to Coastal Pet Rescue. A volunteer coordinator is needed, as are vet techs with microchipping experience, Pet Expo volunteers, fundraiser volunteers, a PR/marketing coordinator, a trainer/behaviorist and Adoption Day volunteers. Fill out an online application at www.coastalpetrescue.org. ◗

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Pallas Athena transits Libra from December 2, 2004 to April 1, 2005. There comes a point where no more progress is possible. Therefore, if you happen to forget that no further progress upon legal, relationship or literary issues will be possible as Jupiter in Libra transits Retrograde Motion from February 2 to June 5, 2005 (as well as, of

ARIES - Partners' strategies are sound & their political support to execute those strategies is loyal – but you are frustrated as you are instructed to hurry up & wait. This is not your partners' problem – this is your problem. Channel frustration in a healthy, completely physical environment – like the gym.

CANCER - After you make your point clear

TAURUS - Just when you & your col-

LEO - Adversaries, vendors, merchants &

leagues begin to pick up speed in largescale work projects, bosses instruct you to slow down. Bosses know how long this job is likely to take – and it is beyond your current capacity to envision it. Adopt a comfortable pace – but do not rush. Conserve adrenaline.

just plain liars have their story down cold – and they are sticking to it.

Therefore, learn the details of their story down cold as well – then neglect to mention it for several months. Resume interrogation long after others assume that you have forgotten all about it.

GEMINI - Organize large-scale creative

VIRGO - A colleague or employee will test

projects while they still inspire you. If you don't, you will soon be stuck – and if you are too frustrated, then you may abandon something truly brilliant.

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the security of your workplace by committing a crime. Maintain proper protocol before, during & after this criminal act. Demonstrate that the system will not be compromised either by criminals or those who punish them.

in a statement before the public, get offstage & maintain a low profile. You already know that you are making enemies – so why make yourself a target by turning your back on them? Did you ever stop to think that you may be dealing with people without honor?

course, after Pallas Athena in Libra stations from Direct to Retrograde Motion on February 1, 2005), then, by all means, listen to an adviser who knows when to say when – or you may suffer the wrath of the political, legal or religious opposition.

LIBRA - The emotions of partners are now bottled up long beyond comfort. Don't tease & don't provoke; instead, recommend, "Why don't you go to the gym & hit a ball against the wall for a couple of hours?"

SCORPIO - You will get your turn to speak your mind – and when you do so, the floodgates will open! Until then, get a notebook into which to doodle. Nothing is happening quickly; entertain yourself until things get moving.

SAGITTARIUS - While you should allow all casual discussions to inform your current creative or intellectual ideas, once you decide to put your pen to paper, paint to canvas or image to film, that the risk (both creative & financial) is all yours. Let others' words simmer in your unconscious until you choose to take action.

CAPRICORN - Bosses have already developed alternate plans if they decide to disinclude you as a result of an unseemly display of temper. If you don't think that the relationship will last, cut the cord yourself – don't wait to get fired.

AQUARIUS - While you do harbor a distinct long-term advantage, you must get your head out of the clouds to recognize that certain enemies hate your guts. You may not be of the world – but you are in it.

Don't leave yourself vulnerable, either intellectually or – especially – physically.

PISCES - Partners are completely wrapped up in their own financial & professional concerns –but don't call them selfish.. If you need to take care of your own issues, just say so. Don't project your frustrations onto anybody – but especially not onto those who support you.

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Sarcoidosis support group

is for families of murder victims. The meetings are at 6 p.m. in the Chatham County Courthouse on Montgomery St. third Thursday of each month. 652-7329

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meets every other month in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart & Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. For information, call Terria Manning at 819-2171 or Karen Traver at 819-8350.

Hope House of Savannah provides support for teenage mothers between the ages of 13 to 19. Moms will participate in Abstinence Education, field trips, tutorial/homework assistance and life skills classes in financial literacy, parenting, nutrition, career and education development. Childcare, snacks and transportation provided. Call 236-5310.

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will meet Jan. 11 at 7 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Canlder Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St. The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or carefibers interested in learning more about it. For information, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.

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Miscellaneous Items For Sale FOR SALE: 95 red Rodeo Isuzu in excellent condition, stick, leather seats, tape deck and disc, radio, power everything, and loads more.

90,000 miles. New tires and clutch. $3200 Call 507-9800.

Ibanez Roadstar II electric bass w/ case for sale. Red body/black pick guard, $250. Call Jay @ 308.0156.

Killer drum set for sale!!!

4-piece Ludwig clear Vistalites. Good condition. $500.

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Want to buy or sell AVON? Call Amy 912.352.1669 5 piece Pork Pie turquoise sparkle drum set for sale.

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Indian Restaurant For Sale. Owner is selling a profitable Asian-Indian restaurant in Savannah, GA due to relocation.

Interested parties call 301.869.4185.

BEDROOM SET 5 piece solid Cherr y Sleigh Bed, dresser, mirror, chest, night stand.

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By Patty Rietkovich, E.O. Home builders Association of Greater Savannah With so many types of home building companies out there, it’s a little tough to figure out who does what and who builds what. Here’s a quick run-down on how to tell the difference between custom and production home building companies.

Custom home builders generally: Build on land you own. Some custom builders also build on land they own.

Build one-of-a-kind houses. A custom home is a site-specific home built from a unique set of plans for a specific client. Some custom builders may offer design/build services.

Build single-family homes.

Are generally small-volume builders (those that build 25 or fewer homes a year).

Tend to build high-end homes.

Production home builders generally: Build on land they own.

Tend to use stock plans, but usually offer a variety of plan choices and options.

Build all types of housing — single-family, condos, town houses, and rental properties.

Are large-volume builders (those that build more than 25 homes a year).

Generally build for all price points — entry level, move up, luxury, etc.

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You know that you need to tidy up your home before you list, but what are good ways to prepare for your first showing when you’re strapped for cash? There are several reasonable strategies that will help keep money in your wallet.

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Call Don Callahan 441-4416 Mopper-Stapen Realty 250 Rice Gate $145,000 This 3 bedrooms 2 baths low countr y home features a bonus room that could easily function as an office or play room. The home also offers a private fenced backyard and the interior has recently been painted. All this and its close to Richmond Hill schools and shopping! Call Dianne @ 663-2417 at Tri County GMAC Real Estate for more information!

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make small rooms look bigger by hanging some inexpensive mirrors. Make sure your windows are spotless and open to let in plenty of light!

Flowers and plants add a feeling of coziness and calmness – why not pick a few things out of the yard and arrange them in some dollar-store vases and pots?

Finally, “show” your home for friends and family. Ask them to come over and help rearrange furniture, pick up the yard, and make suggestions. They can be a valuable resource by pretending to be potential buyers looking at your home.

Of course, even if money isn’t an issue, these are all wonderful and easy ideas to prepare your home for a successful showing!

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544 E. Harris Street is in the heart of the historic district on a great street with great neighbors. In the process of completing this new construction.

Buy now and pick the finishing touches. 4 bedrooms/

516 E. 56th Street Ardsley Park bungalow of fered at $205,900. 3 bedrooms/2baths plus den. State of the art kitchen with all appliances top of the line and included. Unfinished cottage and shed in back yard.

Call for your private showing Mopper Stapen Realtors, Rhondda Netherton 507-9800 425 East Bay Street in the heart of Savannah's Historic District.

Offered at $925,000.

Federal era home restored as the residence of Mills B. Lane.

Over 4329 square feet.

Elevator services all three floors and has a full basement.

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9 17th Place is a condo 1 block from the ocean and available for rent with a three day minimum at $85 per night. (maid is an extra $60) Weekly rental is $525 and monthly is 1200 thru March. 2 bedrooms/ 2 baths with high ceilings, washer/dr yer and great furnishings!

Also, 2 parking spaces under the building and shower. Walking distance to stores, resturants, pier.

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912-352-2747 Midtown/Eastside: 2136 Texas Ave. B- 1 bed, 1 bath, living room, eat-in kitchen,gas/water/sewer includedNO PETS- $465.00-KEY 623 Seiler Ave.- 2 bed, 1 bath, very nice brick homeNO PETS $650.00 502 W. 45th Street- 3 bed, 1 bath, carport- NO PETS Available 2/15/05-$800.00-APPT. 1616 Anderson Street- 2 bed, 1 bath, large backyard- pets OK-$750.00-KEY 14 Little Country Place- 2 bed, 2 bath, central H/A, large yard, on quiet cul de sac- Available 1/15/05-$650.00-APPT.

Thunderbolt: 2610 Whatley Ave.-Unit 10-Mariner’s Square Apartments- 3 bed, 2 1/2 bath, hwd floors, bonus room- Available 1/1/05pets OK $1,000.00-KEY

Islands: 103 Oyster Shell- Unit D-2- 3 bed, 2 bath, upstairs, end unit at Bull River Shoals next to pool and tennis courts, All amenities provided- $995.00- APPT. 32 Mapmaker-3 bed, 2 bath home in Battery Point, no garage, pets OK- $900.00-APPT. Commons on Cromwell Apt D-6- 2 bed, 2 bath- back unit w/ wooded view- new carpet, paint, tile, appliances$900.00- KEY 218 Hampshire Road-3 bed, 2 bath in Wilmington Park Subdivision- 2 car garage, pets OK- available 2/1/05 $1,400.00-APPT. 5 Sea Palm Circle-4 bed, 2 bath, fireplace, garage, nice yard in quiet neighborhood, pets OK- Available 1/1/05 $1,200.00-KEY

Tybee: 153 Lewis Avenue-3 bed, 2 bath, dock & floating dock on Horsepen Creek- $950.00-KEY.

Westside: 418 East 52nd Street: Open Sunday from 3-5 PM. 3 BR 2 BA brick bungalow, with the best Ardsley can offer.

Beautiful hardwood floors, new kitchen with custom cabinets, black granite counters and stainless appliances. Fully renovated in 2002 and ready for occupancy!

UNDER CONTRACT $315,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177 savannahrealtor@comcast.net

129 Mcintyre St.- 2 bed, 1 bath- $500.00- APPT. 147 Darling Street-2 bed, 1 bath- APPT. $450.00 21 Stonelake Circle- OFF 17- 2 bed, 2 bath (master has whirlpool) 1250 + sq ft home built in 2003 overlooking lagoon- $950.00-KEY 90 Stonelake Circle- OFF 17- 2 bed, 2 bath (master has whirlpool) 1250 + sq ft home built in 2003 overlooking lagoon- $950.00-KEY 306 Bonnybridge Rd.- 3 bed, 2 bath brick home in Port Wentworth, carport, fenced yard-NO PETS- Available 1/1/05- $850.00-APPT

Southside: 2346 Walz Drive- 2 bed, 1 bath home with fireplace$750.00-KEY 8610 Hurst Ave- 3 bed, 1 bath, carport, fenced-in yard, storage building-$825.00-KEY 12502 Apache Ave. Unit #23- The River House at Bell’s Landing- Incredible 3 bed, 2.5 bath upstairs-downstairs townhouse, huge master suite, fireplace-NO PETSAvailable 1/15/05- $1,500.00-APPT 14 Pointer Place- Quailrun Townhouses- 2 bed, 2.5 bath, fireplace, small fenced-in backyard with storage area- NO PETS- $795.00-KEY

Commercial: 3249 W. Bay St-Approx 1500 sq. ft. divided into 3 lg rooms, full bath-$750.00- SEE DANNY

1301 East 52nd Street Wonderful tabby bungalow in Parkside area features 3 BR 2 BA, LR, DR, eat-in kitchen, wood and tile floors, architectural details and more. 2 car garage, fenced yard, fireplace, for under 160K. Run, don’t walk, this one will sell!

UNDER CONTRACT $159,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177

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SECURITY DEPOSITS: Same as one month’s rent.

234-4406 503 EAST MCDONOUGH STREET LOWER 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment, tile kitchen with electric stove, good cabinet space, living room, washer and dryer. Pets OK. $700/mo.

602 LINCOLN STREET PARLOR UNIT 2 bedroom, 2-1/2 bath townhome. Living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen with JennAir stove, dishwasher and trash compactor. Laundry room with washer and dryer. $1600/mo.

12 WEST TAYLOR STREET APT#2A 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment near Monterey Square, Kitchen, Living room. $800/mo.

554 EAST LIBERTY LIBERTY STREET 1 bedroom, 1 bath, recently restored, kitchen and eating area, wood and tile floors, stack washer and dryer, $850/mo.

212B WEST HALL STREET 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, living room, kitchen, total electric. $800/mo.

708 B TATTNALL 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment. Living room, kitchen, fully carpeted, stack washer/dryer connection. $700/mo.

214 A WEST PARK AVENUE 1 bedroom, 1 bath with clawfoot tub, furnished kitchen, hardwood floors, washer and dryer shared. No pets. $600/mo.

304 JEFFERSON STREET 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment, large kitchen with electric stove, dishwasher, combo living and dining room. $750/mo.

705#A WHITAKER STREET Spacious 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment off Forsyth Park, living room, dining room, hardwood floors, $900/mo.

212 WEST HALL STREET APARTMENT C 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment, living room carpeted, furnished kitchen, central heat and air, close to Forsyth Park. $700/mo.

1121 EAST ANDERSON STREET UNIT A 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment, living room, kitchen, central heat and air, washer and dryer. $525/mo.

24 EAST LIBERTY STREET #24 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment in the Derenne. Galley kitchen, living room, approx. 933 sq.ft. Not Pets. Short term lease available. $1000/mo.

519 TATTNALL STREET Garden apartment. 1 bedroom, 1 bath, living room with gas fireplace, kitchen with electric cooktop. Built in microwave.

Laundry room with stack washer and dryer.

No smokers. $1,000/mo.

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5416 Flemington Road Ellabell Convenient to Savannah & Statesboro.

Spacious 3 bedrooms, 2 bath home on 7 acres with deck and screened porch. Upgrades include hardwood floors in kitchen and Jacuzzi tub in Master bath. Offering at $130,000. Call Rich Brown @ 667-2867 for your private showing!

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524 Nicoll Craig Daughtry $290,000 Newly built in 2002 duplex 3br, 1bath in Historic District.

Off street parking, brick paved courtyard, refrigerator, stove, dish washer. Fully carpeted. W/D connection.

Excellent SCAD rental.

Call Craig Daughtry for more information @ 655-8876

526 E. 56TH STREET ARDSLEY PARK..

Adorable 3 bedroom/2 bath bungelow with den and porch. High ceilings and all wood floors. State of the art kitchen with all top of the line appliance included, even the washer/dryers. Unfinished cottage and shed in yard. Main house has screened porch. $195,900.

Mopper Stapen Realtors, Rhondda Netherton 507-9800 Historic District and over 3400 sq.ft. of new construction, looks historic. Exterior is hardyboard with 3 stories, 4 bedrooms, 4.5 baths plus 3 fireplaces.

Hi Ceilings, hardwoods down and carpet up. 2 porches, deck of the master and fenced courtyard with room to build a carriage house and garage. $485,000 Mopper Stapen Realtors, Rhondda Netherton 507-9800

Tybee Island 2 bedroom/2 bath condo with loads of charm and only one block from the ocean! Walking distance to stores, resturants and the pier.

Totally furnished with everything you need, inlcuding phone, cable and washer/dryer/ dishwasher. High ceilings, porch, and soooo much more. Available beginning in March for $85 per night with a minimum of 3 nights.

Cleaning is $75.

Call 912 236-3095 or 507-9800.

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124 Preakness Point Guyton Secluded 5.63 Acres Can be your private sanctuary With 4 Bedrooms, 2 Baths Separate Dining and Living Room. $95,000 For More Information Call Sherrene Sears @ 844-3941

729 E. 51ST STREET Cozy 3 Bedrooms, 1 ?

Bath Bungalow With Hardwood Floors throughout. Separate Living Room and Dining Room with large Kitchen Detached Garage, cute garden with Pond and Picket fence in back $199,900 For More Information Call Dianne Kessler @ 663-2417 @ Tri County GMAC Real Estate.

4.5 baths, porches, deck off the master bedroom and 3 stories high with high ceilings and wood floors on the main level. Exterior is hardyboard. Also included is a state of the art kitchen, fenced yard and off street parking. Too many extras to mention. $474,000 Mopper Stapen Realtors, Rhondda Netherton 507-9800

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217 E. 49th Street $279,900 Charming 3 bedrooms, 2 bath brick bungalow in Ardsley Park. The home features new heating and air, a beautiful slate roof and oversized bedrooms. The home also offers a floored attic that could easily be converted into several rooms.

Call Pam Finocchiaro @ 713-6612 for more information!

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13 Calico Ct. Liberty County Beautiful new construction. Crown molding in ever y room, custom oak cabinets, new appliances with smooth top range.

Quiet neighborhood with beautiful backyard. Minutes from Ft. Stewart. Call Anthony Pitts @ 659-4788 for more information! Tri County GMAC Real Estate.

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3 Schroeder Ct.-$369,900 This fabulous home on Skidaway Island at The Landings is situated on a lagoon lot with golf course view. It features 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, spacious living and dining room combination and 2 sunrooms. The rear of the home has glass sliders in all rooms to enjoy the gorgeous views and professionally landscaped yards. The roomy kitchen features a cooking island, pantry cabinets and breakfast area. Come see why Dianne says “The Good Life starts with a Great Home!” Call her today at 663-2417."

1431 Dale Drive Mayfair $298,000 This immaculate 4 bedroom 3 full bath home features an in ground pool along with a sprinkler system, hardwood floors and an office that could easily function as an office or a 5th bedroom. The home also offers two fireplaces and an additional bonus room! Call Pam Finocchiaro @ 713-6612 for more information.

105 West Congress Street Suite A. Basement unit in new commercial condo conversion offers exposed brick walls, decorative ceilings, secure entry, and location, location, location!

Priced to sell and cheaper than rent!

Only $119,000.00.

Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177 savannahrealtor@comcast.net

105 West Congress Street Suite C. Third floor unit in Congress Street condominium is zoned BC-1 and ready for your home or office.

Restored in 2000, it is light and bright with wood floors, decorative ceilings, and exposed brick, and located just steps from City Market. $215,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177 savannahrealtor@comcast.net

132 Grove Point Island Road Southside $950,000 This secluded deepwater estate on Grove Point Island is situated on 2.9 acres with a large family residence, guest house at the dock, floating dock and boat hoist slip. The views of Grove River are breathtaking at any time of day. This quality Troy Buoy built home features 3 bedrooms,2.5 baths, spacious living and dining room combination with exposed beams and high ceilings and fireplace plus front and rear porches. The guest house at the dock could be a family member's separate residence or superb entertaining space.

This home was built for entertaining and enjoying all river-front living has to offer. Come see why Dianne says “The Good Life starts with a Great Home!” Call her today at 663-2417."

4 Levee Road-$315,000 Coffee Bluff This spacious Low Country Home in the desirable Coffee Bluff area is perfect for the growing family with 4 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and unfinished bonus room. This 3048 Sq.Ft. home has two fireplaces, one in the large rear family room and one in the front LR/DR. The kitchen has new corian counter-tops, built-in appliances, and ceramic flooring.

New wood floors have been added to the family room.

Call Dianne at 663-2417 to see why she says “The Good Life starts with a Great Home!”.

Call Tri county GMAC Real Estate 912-351-9737

105 West Congress Street Suite B. Second floor unit in unique commercial condominium.

Features hardwood floors, high decorative ceilings, DSL, exposed brick walls and more.

Class A office space at an affordable price. $199,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177

7 Mallor y’s Cour t Fabulous 3 BR 2.5 BA Georgetown home awaits you.

Open and spacious, this home of fers Pergo flooring, LR/DR combo, finished bonus with separate HVAC, 2 car garage and a large fenced lot. Priced to sell at $175,000.00 Shelley Carroll Lowther Re/Max Savannah 912-604-8177

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Approx. 86 acres for your enjoyment! This beautiful custom-built home with all the details & over 2,500 sp. ft. Features 3BR/2BA, gourmet kitchen with Vulcan oven & stainless-steel countertops. MBR with huge sitting area. Guest cottage with 2BR/1BA, den, kit./LR & screened porch. Also has pool, pool shed, potting shed & horse pasture/riding circle.

$1,499,000

1803 Drayton Street (Corner of 34th Street) 1 Br, 1 Bath, hardwood floors, eat-in kitchen w/stove & fridge, gas heat, window air unit, a few short blocks to “Forsyth Park”, off street parking, $450/mo 1208 East Victory Drive 2 Br, 1 Bath, separate dining area, hardwood floors, central H/A, “views of Daffin Park”, parking in rear- $595/mo 1314 East Victory Drive Large 2 Br, 1 Bath, seperate dining, hardwood floors, central H/A, parking in rear, steps away from “Spin City”, $595/mo SKIDAWAY APARTMANT TOWNHOMES6830 Skidaway Road Updated 2 Br, 1 Bath Townhouses, central H/A, W/D connections, total electric, designated parking space and guest parking, $575/mo- NO PETS FOREST HILLS APARTMENTS 12012 Middleground Road 1 BR at $450/mo. and 2BR at $575/mo. Kitchens with stove and refrigerator. W/D connections in 2 BR apartments. Water included in rent, Total electric, Reserved and guest parking available.

“MOVE-IN SPECIAL” NO PETS- CALL 925-4692 or e-mail forest_hill@comcast.net

234-0606 Email: sicayproperties@comcast.net

15 Pebble Road, Pooler, Ga. 4 bedrooms 2.5 baths , bonus room Mike Farmer Realty 912-429-3431 119 W. Whatley Street, Pooler 3 bedrooms, 2 Baths 1200 sq ft Convenient to schools and shopping large deck on back Priced to sell -$79,500 Mike Farmer Realty 912-429-3431

104 Olde Manor Lane, Guyton 3/2 2100 sq ft -- large lot. Well maintained.

Close to south Effingham schools. $169,500 Mike Farmer Realty 912-429-3431 6127 N. Hwy 119, Pembroke Horse farm -- 17 acres, stalls, corral. House has had major improvements.

2 miles from I-16 $154,900 Mike Farmer Realty 912-429-3431 1932 Greenwood Street, Savannah Remodeled, Updated bungalow -- 2/1 Close to schools, easy access to downtown and islands $69,500 Mike Farmer Realty 912-429-3431 New construction in Bridgewater to be completed end of Febuary, 2005. Four bedrooms, 2 baths, a family room, a formal living room, a formal dining room, a bonus room, $209,050.00 Buy now and pick colors.

Amber Skaggs Remax Crossroads 748-8141 656-3029 New Construction in Bridgewater 4 Bedrooms, 2Baths, a formal dining room, and great room. Will be completed in January, 2005. Buy now and pick inside colors. $196,075 Builder will contibute $3,000.00 towards buyers closing costs.

Amber Skaggs Remax Crossroads 748-8141 656-3029 Move in Now!!!

This 3 bedroom 2 bath home is located in Beautiful Bridgewater.

It sits on an oversized lot and backs up to woods. Call Amber to view this awesome home. $159,300.00 Amber Skaggs Remax Crossroads 748-8141 656-3029

It was love @ first sight is what you’ll say about this gorgeous 3 bed 2.5 bath home. Features separate laundry room, computer/sitting room, double car garage, deck, and nice deep lot. Call and ask about the open house in January. LaTrelle, ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550 or 6587777.

H3935. $164,900.

Brand New Home between Rincon and Springfield in new S/D, 477 Shadowbrook Dr, 3BR, 2B on almost an acre, wooded lot, appliances, sodded front yard with sprinkler system, sidewalk, single garage and back patio overlooking lake. $850 month and $850 deposit. ERA AdamsPevey Realty, 826-2550, LaTrelle Pevey, 658-7777.

Are you just starting out, looking for an investment or just want to be your own landlord? 3 bd, 1 ba, features dining room, den, study/office rm. Also has an outbuilding that could be renovated into an in law suite. $98,000. ERA AdamsPevey Realty 826-2550 or LaTrelle Pevey 6587777 H-3988.

In a peaceful residential neighbor, this lovely brick home has more than you can ask for.

Eat in kitchen, cinder block stove in den, carport, patio, laundry room, break fast bar, and so much more.

Call today for your personal showing. ERA Adams-Pevey Realty 826-2550, LaTrelle Pevey 658-7777 H4060, $118,000.

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Staged for Country Pleasure; A welcome escape from the city bustle. Relax and enjoy the fresh air the country has to offer. Three +/- 5 acre lots available.

You be the first to choose the one you want. Call LaTrelle 6587777. Prices starting as low as $37,500.

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511 EAST HALL ST Two story with 3 bedroom, potential 4, 2 bath, Full kitchen, dishwasher, W/D, off-street parking, 1 block from Kroger and 4 blocks from Forsyth park. $1,200 per month, utilities included. Available now. Call Jeff *Also 1 Bedroom Cottage, avail Jan 1.

All utilities paid. $600/month.

912-272-8797 *Will rent Hall Street by the room. $400/including all utilities.

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Large LR w/ FP, back patio. Just steps from Forsythe Park. $1000 per month. Call: 912441-2072.

319 E. Waldburg St. (Avail. 01/01/05) Fantastic location near Forsyth Park. Newly renovated duplex, Top floor, 2-3 bedroom, 2 bath, LR, Fully furnished kitchen, washer/dryer, H/W floors, Cen H/A, 2 F/P, Large back Porch, Shared courtyard, and Offstreet parking. $1100.00 , Contact: 912-220-1020

Cottage for Rent Cottage for Residential or Commercial Rent. 900 Sq Ft, Full Bath and Kitchen, CH/A, Courtyard w/Zen Garden and Water Features.

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Call 236-3660 Three Bedroom Apartment, Downtown, Central H&A, off street parking, security system, hardwood floors and fenced back yard. $875 per month.

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Call 912-596-0728 Unfurnished Home for rent in Ardsley, 3 Bedroom, 2 1/2 Bathroom, pool, deck, central heat & air,alarm system, carport and fireplace. $1500 1-2 year lease. Available May 10th. Call Dr. Boyd 236 3660

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2BR/1BA, CH/A, washer/dryer, hardwood floors, high ceilings,corner of Drayton and Anderson, available now, Pets OK. $700.00 (484-3986) 4BR/2BA, CH/A, washer/dryer on site, hardwood floors, high ceilings next to downtown Kroger, Available Now. Pets OK. $800.00 (484-3986)

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