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WEDNESDAY 12.13 Film: The Amazing World of Ghosts

One of the most bizarre and hilariously nonsensical ‘fake documentaries’ ever made, this experimental art film purports to be a serious investigation of the paranormal, UFOs, and crypto-zoology.

8 p.m.

The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. $7

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Theatre: Jacob Marley’s Christmas Carol THU-SUN

This production tells the story of Ebenezer Scrooge’s mean old business partner, Jacob Marley, condemned to a hellish eternity. To escape his own chains, he must first redeem Scrooge.

7 p.m. Thu., 8 p.m. Fri/Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Savannah Rep’s PLAYShop, 980 Industry Drive. $25 adults, $20 children 12 and under savannahrep.org

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Doyle Dykes has developed a distinct, recognizable sound that amazes audiences with skill while capturing hearts with sincerity and soul.

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Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 East Hwy. 80. $35 randywoodmusic.com

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Skatefest 2017 DAILY

Public ice skating returns to the Civic Center through January 1. 90 minute sessions are $8, including skate rental.

See savannahcivic.com for complete schedule of daily skate session times.

Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. $8, includes skate rental savannahcivic.com

Skatefest 2017! Public ice skating returns to the Civic Center through January 1.

90 minute sessions are $8, including skate rental. See savannahcivic.com for complete schedule of daily skate session times.

Through Jan. 1 Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. $8, includes skate rental savannahcivic.com

THURSDAY 12.14 District 1 Alderman Town Hall Meetings

City of Savannah District 1 Alderman Van Johnson will hold two follow-up Town Hall meeting to discuss City Council’s budget retreat, proposed fire fee, public safety, the new arena and other matters.

6:30 p.m.

Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave.

Film: The Star

It’s the story of the First Christmas through a new set of eyes.

Thurs and Fri 7 p.m., Sun. 3 and 7 p.m.

Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Adults $7, children 12 and under $5

Key Change Cabaret: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Cabaret

Join cabaret favorites, Cecilia Arango, Christopher Blair, Natasha Drena, and Trae Gurley and let your Christmas spirit ring.

Dec. 13-16, 8 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor, 1 Resort Drive. $30 keychangecabaret.com

South Islands Farmers’ and Artisans’ Market

Family friendly shopping.

3 p.m.

Higher Ground Baptist, 9120 Whitefield Ave.

Theatre: Jacob Marley’s Christmas Carol

This production tells the story of Ebenezer Scrooge’s mean old business partner, Jacob Marley, condemned to a hellish eternity. To escape his own chains, he

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must first redeem Scrooge.

7 p.m. Thu., 8 p.m. Fri/Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Savannah Rep’s PLAYShop, 980 Industry Dr $25 adults, $20 children 12 and under savannahrep.org

FRIDAY 12.15 Bake Sale Fridays

Chef Lauren will be holding a bake sale outside in the front courtyard. Every week she will offer a selection of different sweet and savory treats.

5 p.m.

Atlantic, 102 East Victory Drive.

912-417-8887. atlanticsavannah.com

s Black Nativity: A Christmas Tradition The Performing Arts Collective of Savannah presents ‘Black Nativity,’ a Christmas musical written by Langston Hughes, which is a joyful retelling of St. Luke’s story of the birth of Christ by way of gospel music, dance, poetry, and narrative.

7:30 p.m. Fri., 2 & 7:30 p.m. Sat. New Generation Full Gospel Baptist Church, 2020 Tennessee Avenue. $15 advance, $20 day of show 912-272-2797. pacsavannah@gmail.com.

Doyle Dykes

Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton St. Free

Forest and Fin Anniversary Party

In celebration of Forest and Fin’s fist anniversary, enjoy local maker booths, a gift wrap station, snacks, kid crafts, live music

by City Hotel, and more. noon Forest and Fin, 2423 Desoto Ave.

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods.

9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Forsyth Park forsythfarmersmarket.com

A Fort McAllister Christmas

Take a step back in time to the early days of Fort McAllister to see what the officers and prominent individuals would have done to celebrate Christmas. An authentic Civil War-era dinner will be provided, along with a special guest speaker.

6 p.m.

Fort McAllister, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. $50

Holidays at Fort Pulaski

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Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 East Hwy. 80. $35 randywoodmusic.com

Experience the fort at its festively decorated best and attend guided fort tours, see cannon demonstrations featuring living historians, and participate in family activities for all ages.

Dec 16-17, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

Fort Pulaski National Monument

Theatre: A Charlie Brown Christmas

The Last Resort

The Savannah Children’s Theatre presents this Christmas classic.

7 p.m. Fri., 3 & 7 p.m. Sat., 3 p.m. Sun. Savannah Children’s Theatre, 2160 E Victory $20 adults, $15 children, seniors, military savannahchildrenstheatre.org

Theatre: Harvey

The Collective Face Theatre Ensemble present Harvey. Elwood P. Dowd insists on including his friend Harvey in all of his e sister Veta’s social gatherings. Trouble is, Harvey is an imaginary six-and-a-half-foottall rabbit.

8 p.m. Fri/Sat, 3 p.m. Sun. Kennedy Fine Arts Building, Savannah State University, 3219 College St. $25 collectiveface.org

SATURDAY 12.16 Christmas Favorites

Enjoy complimentary treats with a donation of a nonperishable food item or a new, unwrapped toy. Ice Age: A Mammoth r Christmas screens at 11 a.m., How the Grinch Stole Christmas is at 3 p.m., and It’s a Wonderful Life is on at 7 p.m.

11 a.m.

Compelling and intimate tribute to the Eagles’ famous unplugged set, with all the hits.

8:30 p.m.

The Stage on Bay, 1200 West Bay St. $15 savconcerts.com

Laughs and Drafts: Ugly Christmas Sweater Edition

Featuring a 50/50 raffle, live auction, and regional comedians.

7 p.m.

Southbound Brewing, 107 East Lathrop Ave. $15 advance, $20 day of southboundbrewingco.com

A Lighthouse Christmas

This quaint depiction of holiday cheer in the 1930’s and 40’s illustrates the traditions of a simpler time by a small family whose closest, and sometimes only, neighbors were the military families of Fort Screven.

6:30-7:30, 7:30-8:30 & 8:30-9:30 p.m.

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Luminary Night with Mrs. Claus

Enjoy a walk along the enchanted trail and take a hayride around the park.

6 p.m.

Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $2 per child, $5 vehicle pass

Reindeer Run and Holiday Market

The 8th annual Rape Crisis Center’s Reindeer Run includes an 8k, kiddie race, and holiday market. Proceeds will benefit the Prevention Education program at the Rape Crisis Center.

9 a.m.

Trade & Convention Ctr, 1 International Dr. $40 day of events@rccsav.org

Sorry Not Sorry Improv: Die Hard

December 14-23 Savannah Rep PLAYShop

980 Industry Drive, Savannah for tickets and info, savannahrep.org

Using music, quotes, and themes from the movie as inspiration, Sorry Not Sorry will create one-of-a-kind, comedic scenes.

8 p.m.

Bull Street Labs, 2222 Bull St. $10

Twelve Bars of Christmas Bar Crawl Crawlers will have to brave the ice-cold winter weather and journey through Savannah’s winter wonderland.

4 p.m.

McDonough’s, 21 E. McDonough St. $20 day of event

7th Annual Homegrown Holiday Hoedown

Every year, Savannah’s favorite Americana, country, and roots bands host a toy drive event at the show and donating to local nonprofits. This year, Loop It Up Savannah is the Hoedown’s charitable organization.

Saturday, December 16, 6:30 p.m.

American Legion Post 135 Ballroom $25 via brownpapertickets.com (includes show and dinner) 21+

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Tybee’s Christmas Cabaret

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It’s a high energy, fun-filled Christmas Cabaret presented by the Tybee Post Theater and hosted by Broadway entertainer Jim Wann and Savannah’s premier songstress Kim Pelote. .

7:30 p.m.

Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne $20 adults, $10 children 12 and under.

912-472-4790. info@tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org

Unity in the Community

The events feature handcrafted ethnic arts and crafts, home-based businesses, and community nonprofits. Entertainment is provided by churches and other local individuals and groups. third Saturday, Sunday of every month River Street

Wilmington Island Evening Christmas Market

Christmas sweater competition, family fun yoga, story time, carolers, crafts, and a visit from Santa and Mrs. Claus.

4 p.m.

Islands High, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

SUNDAY 12.17 Carols for a Cause

Emmett Cahill, Irish Tenor will be featured, as well as Savannah Children’s Choir and Savannah Brass Quartet. Donations benefitting Emmaus House will be accepted.

7 p.m.

Christ Church Episcopal, 28 Bull Street.

Free and open to the public

Dr. Robert Strozier Reads Truman Capote’s ‘A Christmas Memory’

Retired Armstrong State University English professor Dr. Robert Strozier will deliver the 28th annual holiday reading of Truman Capote’s short story, ‘A Christmas Memory.’ Don’t miss this annual holiday tradition.

3 p.m.

Flannery O’Connor Home, 207 E. Charlton St Free and open to the public

MONDAY 12.18 Jr. Aquarist

Experience a day in the life of an aquarist.

The UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium invites children ages 10-15 to spend the morning learning how to care for aquarium animals alongside staff.

1 p.m.

UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium, 30 Ocean Science Circle. $22

Odd Lot Improv: Monday Night Madness

The show relies on audience suggestions to put the players into hilarious characters and scenes to drive the show forward.

7:30 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 W Liberty St $5

Tybee Island Farmers Market

Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, eggs, BBQ, and more. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly.

10 a.m.-1 p.m.

Tybee Island

TUESDAY 12.19 Film: The MeshugaNutcracker!

Showcases eight stories that pay tribute to the first celebration of Chanukah in the new state of Israel.

7 p.m.

Carmike 10, 511 Stephenson Ave. $12-17

NEWS & OPINION EDITOR’S NOTE

BY JIM MOREKIS

jim@connectsavannah.com

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS, the controversial proposal for a new City Fire Service Fee will likely pass precisely because it makes almost everyone equally angry.

You name it: Homeowners, realtors’ associations, low-income residents, senior citizens, nonprofits, the public schools.

Representatives of a myriad of constituencies, crossing most all sociopolitical lines, have all forcefully spoken out against it.

Unlike most controversial proposals in Savannah, this one doesn’t seem to pit the usual class and racial divisions against each other. And that’s why it’s probably going to pass.

Bryan joins a growing list of local residents and small businesspeople who are asking why it seems that the City budget must always be balanced on their backs, while tourism and the Port of Savannah continue to shatter records, and while one of the more profitable investments in America right now is a downtown Savannah property purchased specifically to turn into an Airbnb rather than a home.

It’s a valid question. After all, when it’s time to ask the public to vote to support another one percent sales tax for capital projects or for new schools, the sales pitch always includes pointing out that sales taxes mostly impact tourists.

Why should this be any different?

While many residents simply don’t see a practical difference between a fee and a tax, the fact that it’s a fee means, among

Speaking of taxes: In what might be a first for a Savannah City Council meeting, the City Manager literally urged residents to lie on their income taxes.

When a member of the public complained that at least you can write off property taxes, unlike a fee, Hernandez told her to go ahead and deduct it anyway.

“The IRS usually looks the other way on that,” Hernandez counseled.

It was another example of the bit of a learning curve that Hernandez has faced.

I was recently forwarded an email correspondence the City Manager had with a local woman who said she couldn’t afford the Fire Fee because she owns two homes — hers, and a home which she recently inherited from parents who passed away.

“I cannot afford to pay this fee. And since I own two homes, I can assure you

Local activist Linda Wilder Bryan asked Council, “If you want us to believe you’ve done everything you could, why aren’t we using impact fees for hotels and motels that come to our City?”

Indeed, one is tempted to say the most unity Savannah has shown in quite a while has been its massive opposition to the Fire Service Fee. So far I can only find a handful people who seem to support the proposal.

Unfortunately that handful is pretty important: It comprises City Manager Rob Hernandez, Mayor Eddie DeLoach, and an apparent majority of City Council.

A sense of weary resignation has set in among opponents of the fee, as Mayor DeLoach has signaled strongly that City Council is likely to make the move regardless of public opposition.

Speaking to Council last week, local resident Ivan Cohen said, “I know it’s coming, this fire fee, or tax, whatever you call it...

You can dress it up anyway you want.”

Cohen also pointed out the slipperyslope nature of the fee, asking Council what’s to stop them from one day implementing a Police Service Fee as well?

Local activist Linda Wilder Bryan asked Council, “If you want us to believe you’ve done everything you could, why aren’t we using impact fees for hotels and motels that come to our City?”

Now, even just a few years ago that kind of talk was taboo around here. Tourism in general, and the hotel/motel tax in particular, have been high on the list of local sacred cows not to be questioned.

other things, that DeLoach and the newer members of Council elected with him can campaign that they didn’t raise taxes.

DeLoach himself has been candid in saying all along that it’s either a new Fire Fee or a tax hike, pick your poison.

When a member of a realtors group complained about the fee last week, the Mayor asked her point-blank: “Would you rather have a tax increase instead?”

Alderman Julian Miller, who supports the Fire Fee, has written constituents saying that without the Fire Fee, City property tax would have to be raised by 40 percent over the next two years.

“The alternative [to the Fee] is to increase the millage rate by 2.5 mills each of the next two years or discontinuing services,” Miller writes. “I don’t think this city would stand for either.”

Another almost-certain yes vote, Alderman At Large Brian Foster, tried to explain that City residents already have it easy with regards to property taxes anyway: “In the past 10 years the City has lowered its millage rate while the County has raised their taxes by 10 percent, and the School Board has raised their taxes by about 20 percent,” Foster said in support.

Indeed, the City tentatively plans to slightly lower the millage rate once again, in order to partially mitigate the impact of the Fire Fee.

that money is not in my budget,” she wrote to Hernandez. “Am I expected to come up with an additional $740 per year for the City of Savannah? Because I don’t have it.”

To which Hernandez replied: “You have two homes and can’t afford to pay the fee? What services would you recommend we cut?”

The woman responded angrily: “You’re being a bully. I am a low income tax payer. You are a City Manager. I pay your salary with my low income. My deceased parents left me a home in Edgemere. I bought a home in Edgemere. This is a very low income neighborhood,” the woman wrote back to Hernandez.

The truth is that because of the wide spectrum of wealth disparity in Savannah, someone here can find themselves owning two homes and potentially be in a worse position than if they owned one, or none.

It’s one more reason that this one-sizefits-all, everybody-pays Fire Fee offers something to displease virtually everyone it touches, and it will touch just about everyone in one way or another.

While the Fire Fee seems likely to pass when it is voted on — scheduled for Dec. 21 — it will also likely set in motion a series of economic and political impacts which are beyond the ability of anyone on either side of the issue to accurately predict. CS

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What Would Mother Mathilda Do?

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

jll@connectsavannah.com

WHEN I find myself in times of trouble, I’m always hoping some nice lady will come to me and whisper words of wisdom, just like in the song.

The thing is, I’m never quite sure who I’m supposed to be looking for. My idoladverse people don’t have a go-to spiritual maternal figure, and the last visitation I’m aware of involved a burning bush.

I guess I envision the Holy Mother as a divine superheroine, an enigmatic combination of Wonder Woman and Mother Theresa, infinitely loving but not here for our self-created separations and sufferings.

Lately the picture I’ve been holding in my mind looks a lot like Mother Mathilda Beasley, Georgia’s first African-American nun and one of Savannah history’s most mysterious characters. Maybe it’s an unlikely girl crush for a Jewish mother, but ever since I read the historical marker near the Sacred Heart Catholic Church on Bull Street a few years ago, Mother Mathilda has fused into a corner of my cluttered spiritual consciousness, an esoteric place that resembles a cross between Solomon’s Temple and the Aughra’s den from The Dark Crystal.

The more I learn about this sacred sister, the more otherworldly her legend becomes. The records show that “Matilde Taylor” was born a slave in New Orleans in 1832 and arrived in Savannah as a free young woman who signed her own name as

This unidentified woman (Walter Charlton Hartridge, Jr. Collection, MS 1349, Georgia Historical Society, Savannah, Georgia) may be the only existing photograph of Mother Mathilda Beasley (1832-1903). PHOTO COURTESY OF GHS

“Mathilda.”

She worked as a seamstress, operated a secret school for slave children ten years before the Civil War and married wealthy

black restauranteur and landholder Abraham Beasley in 1869.

After he died in 1877 and left her a portfolio of money and property, the widow

Beasley traveled to England to take the vows of the Poor Clares, a branch of the Franciscan Sisters and returned to Savannah to found the state’s first African-American order. The newly-minted Mother Superior oversaw a school and orphanage at Sacred Heart then at St. Benedict the Moor, the city’s first black Catholic Church.

After her husband’s estate was spent, she reportedly took in sewing gigs to pay for books and clothes for her students, an early precursor to today’s educational martyrs.

(Not to be confused with Susie King Taylor, another local renegade who sacrificed much to teach African American children both in secret and in the open.)

It’s humbling and inspirational to learn that Mother Mathilda devoted her fortune and the rest of her life in service to her students. But it’s the description of her death that puts my reverential imagination over the edge: On Dec. 20, 1903, parishioners entered her cottage to find her body in repose in front of her private altar, hands clasped and arms outstretched in prayer.

Her funereal instructions and burial garments were folded neatly beside her, giving the scene an eerie yet holy prescience. Even now it gives me goosebumps.

Mother Mathilda’s whole tale seems to transcend history into legend, and so many questions remain about this mythical mystic: How did she escape slavery? Where did she learn to read and write?

Why did this “commanding figure” of “extreme height” risk fines and public lashing to share knowledge—and therefore power—in one of the South’s most stubbornly segregated strongholds? What were her thoughts in those last moments before her spirit rose from the earthly plane?

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Her enduring enigma is fed by two photos that supposedly depict Mother Mathilda Beasley: One is a portrait of an ethnically ambiguous face with striking cheekbones and hypnotic eyes; the other features an elegantly dressed, young AfricanAmerican woman posed with a parasol.

Though they have been used interchangeably in stories about Mother Mathilda, they are clearly not the same person. (Artist Will Penny solved this conundrum by presenting her likeness in bas relief profile as part of SCAD’s Women of Vision installation in Arnold Hall.)

I consulted Georgia Historical Society archivist Katherine Rapkin to find the angel in the details: The first photograph is undated, part of the vast Walter Charlton Hartridge Collection documenting two centuries of Savannah history.

The latter is from the Georgia Historical Society Collection of Though often mistaken for Mother Mathilda, this photo almost certainly depicts Josephine Beasley Photographs, and Katherine notes (Georgia Historical Society collection of photothat specific details of the dress place it taken in 1890, when Mother graphs, MS 1361.) PHOTO COURTESY GHS Mathilda would have been almost outside the cottage, the start of a campaign 60. It seems pretty unlikely that she to raise Mother Mathilda’s profile. CCPR would have looked that fantastic at that Director Steve Proper has reached out to age, unless the nuns made a secret beauty tour guides to include the site and hopes to product out of saintly relics that we don’t increase the hours at the cottage in 2018. know about.

More reasonable is that this lovely lady (It’s currently open Wednesdays from 11am is Josephine Beasley, wife of the younger to 1pm and Saturdays from 10am to 3pm.)

Abraham Beasley and Mother Mathilda’s “We want to re-introduce Mother Beasstep-daughter-in-law. (Abraham Sr. had a ley to the Savannah community and its visson from a previous marriage, and Mother itors,” said Proper as kindergarteners from Mathilda never bore kids of her own.) nearby East Broad School listened intently Added confirmation comes from a correto her story. “She was a very special person sponding portrait of Abraham Beasley, Jr. in and important figure in the city’s history.” the same collection.

I can’t think of a more appropriate icon “It’s possible that Josephine has been to ascend to a higher place in the metanarmistaken for Mathilda because Abraham rative, a reminder that we can affect change shared the same name as his father and while comporting ourselves with dignity people presumed the couple to be the elder and grace. I admit that I was also hoping Beasleys,” explains the archivist of the for some kind of divine visitation as I stood confusion, adding that “confirming idenin her modest rooms, imagining her laytity of people in photographs from the 19th ing prostrate on the wooden floor, caught century presents challenges because in between heaven and earth. many instances there may be no other repInstead I could only think about all the resentative depiction for comparison.” challenges of the world and all the brokenI’m going with the first one because the hearted people in it, doing their best to keep features seem to align more with her obituthe faith in the face of violence, sickness, fire ary, which notes her lineage as Frenchand war. I realized that there’s no wisdom in Creole and Native American. Plus the waiting around for the answers, which have expression on her face is righteously beatific always come from real human beings who while conveying the weariness recognized use their time here to figure out how to help. by every mother who is pretty dang tired of Yet a few days later as I was worrying trying to take care of all y’all. over my personal problems and walking Both images appear in a fascinating the dogs around her gorgeous park, I do installation at Mother Mathilda Park on believe Mother Mathilda came to me.

East Broad Street, where her tiny cottage Nah, not a angelic vision or a tall, austere was lovingly restored and relocated in 2014 woman with piercing eyes. Just a breeze and currently maintained by Chatham rustling the oaks and a trace of a thought: County Parks & Recreation. The agency Do the work set before us as best we can, recently hosted a birthday celebration and let the rest be. CS

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Volunteers are heroes of the cycling world

BY JOHN BENNETT

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more than 60 children’s bikes as part of the annual Holiday Bike Drive. The bikes, along with helmets provided by the Spiva Law Group, will be given to children selected by Blessings in a Book bag, Inc. Kohler spent more than 30 years as an educator and has six college degrees, including a doctorate in teaching and learning mathematics. Following her retirement from public teaching in December 2012, she continues to teach online for the Statistics Department at Kennesaw State University, and tutors students in AP Calculus and AP Statistics.

“Losing Matthew through a bicycle accident that was of no fault of his has caused me to be even more vigilant in advocating for better roads/conditions for biking,” she said.

“I share our story often in hopes that people will stop and take notice. I hope to continue to work toward attitudinal and infrastructural changes that can improve conditions for bicyclists and pedestrians.”

Kohler’s leadership as an advocate for improving road safety benefits countless people who ride bikes and walk in Georgia, including the recipients of the bikes Arney refurbishes.

With more people riding bikes for recreation and transportation across the United States, street design is changing in ways that improve safety for people who ride bikes, and for all street users no matter how they travel. Evolving design standards present an opportunity to amplify the positive effect of Kohler and Armey’s work.

The day before they their awards, the

National Association of City Transportation Officials, an organization that represents 58 major cities in North America, released guidance to help cities decide what types of bike infrastructure will best achieve their goals to build bike networks that are safe and comfortable for riders of all ages and abilities.

“Since the NACTO Urban Bikeway Design Guide launched in 2011, cities have built 307 miles of protected bike lanes—a dramatic 400 percent increase in safe and comfortable biking facilities that has been more than matched by pent-up demand for bicycling across the country,” said Linda Bailey, NACTO executive director.

“Designing for All Ages and Abilities gives cities a powerful tool to evaluate their streets and make clear choices about what they can do to build safe, sustainable bike networks that attract riders of all ages and abilities.”

“Designing for All Ages and Abilities: Contextual Guidance for High Comfort Bicycle Facilities,” focuses on two key safety factors—vehicle speeds and traffic volume—in addition to design factors like street width. The publication “gives cities the tools they need to assess any street and decide which treatments will improve safety and support increases in bicycling.”

Building safer bicycle facilities would certainly entice more Savannahians to go by bike. But there’s another critical reason to consider NACTO guidance locally.

The people who are already traveling by bike today, for whom Kohler and Arney work so hard, deserve to reach their destinations safely and with dignity. CS

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TO SAY that John Arney is enthusiastic about bicycling is an understatement. He’s on track to put 8,000 miles on his bike this year.

Yet if you added the mileage of everyone who is riding a bike thanks to Arney, his impressive annual total would include thousands and thousands more miles. As a volunteer with the Savannah Bicycle Campaign’s New Standard Cycles program, he spends hours every week refurbishing donated bicycles, which are then given to deserving people in the community.

Arney was recognized as SBC’s Volunteer of the Year Dec. 7 at a reception at the Historic Savannah Foundation’s Kennedy Pharmacy building.

Debbie Kohler received the Pedal Medal award for her advocacy work in Savannah and Coastal Georgia. SBC’s annual Matt’s Moon River Cruise event is named for her son, who was killed while riding his bike in Bloomingdale in 2012.

Arney moved to Savannah in 2005 after retiring from the Maryland Department of Public Safety and Correctional Services. He worked for the Division of Parole and Probation for more than 30 years and was in charge of the Montgomery County DPP offices at the time of retirement. In

Savannah, he worked as an investigator conducting national security investigations for the Defense Department, Homeland Security and other federal agencies for eight years.

There’s a connection between Arney’s career and his volunteer work.

“I started volunteering with SBC because I’m an avid cyclist and wanted to get involved in a program that advocates for cycling in Savannah. I was impressed with the work that NSC performs in providing basic transportation to residents who might not be able to get to work without the services of the program,” he said.

“I particularly enjoyed working on bikes that were given to the drug court participants, a group I worked with in my former career.”

The New Standard Cycles uses Bike Athens’ Bicycle Recycling Program as a model.

Instead of giving bicycles directly to individuals, SBC’s nonprofit partners identify recipients based on each individual’s situation. SBC works with more than a dozen local nonprofits — including Lutheran Services of Georgia, Union Mission, The Social Apostolate of Savannah, and even neighborhood associations — that request bikes on behalf of clients who need bikes to get to work, to school, to medical appointments, and to other important destinations.

Arney and his New Standard Cycles colleagues are currently refurbishing

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Savannah Bicycle Campaign Volunteer of the Year John Arney. PHOTO BY KIM TURNER

This year’s Pedal Medal winner Debbie Kohler. PHOTO BY KIM TURNER

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Proposed animal ordinance changes raise hackles in animal welfare community

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

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CONNECT SAVANNAH | DEC 13–19, 2017

WHILE the proposed fire fee and City budget were the big buzz at the Dec. 7 City Council meeting, changes in the city’s animal ordinance also caused a significant roar.

A motion to repeal and replace Part 9, Chapter 5 of the current ordinance with portions of the Chatham County regulations adopted in May has brought disagreement between the animal welfare community’s two most influential entities, Chatham County Animal Services and the Humane Society of Greater Savannah (HSGS.) The changes, which mostly focus on defining dangerous dogs and backyard breeding practices, align county and city regulations for uniform enforcement by Animal Services, which also serves city residents. Simplified dog registration, acceptable outdoor structures for canines, service vs. emotional support animals and a rabies database are other features of the proposal.

“We’ve also recognized the three year rabies vaccination instead of one to prevent over-vaccination,” explains Kerry Sirevicius, Director of Animal Services.

“But most importantly, this really defines menacing dogs and takes a hard stance on breeder regulations so we can go after backyard dog breeders. These are issues that need to be addressed immediately in our community.”

Little of the proposal presented to council on Thursday is dedicated specifically to cats, other than a stipulation that pet felines allowed outdoors must be spayed or neutered (the requirement does not apply to indoor cats). It’s this omission that has raised hackles with the Humane Society, which urged Mayor DeLoach and the council to postpone the first reading and vote of the proposed ordinance changes.

“Our main objection is that this proposal makes no mention of community and 12 feral cats, which is a huge challenge,” says

Homeless cats remain a challenge all over Chatham County, and Animal Services says it has a plan. PHOTO BY CHRISS HAIGHT PAGANI

HSGS Executive Director Michelle Thevenin, echoing a letter sent to the council on Nov. 17. “We’re opposed to any proposal that does not include a solid plan for dealing with our community cat problem.”

Savannah and Chatham County has dozens of pockets that are overrun with cats, some abandoned by their owners and others that are completely wild.

Many of these clusters are fed and cared for by individual residents and small organizations that employ the practice of Trap/ Neuter/Return (TNR) to try and stabilize cat colonies. But these efforts hardly make a dent without unified municipal backing, says Thevenin.

“TNR is considered best practice by the National Humane Society and the ASPCA for dealing with community cats, but this proposal contains no mention of TNR and actually criminalizes it by banning the feeding of these cats on private property without permission and on public property entirely,” she continues.

Animal Services has responded to HSGS’ position with the clarification that the city ordinance will be amended in two phases and that a detailed strategy for dealing with community cats is forthcoming.

“In this first phase, we needed to address the immediate threat of dangerous dogs and breeding practices and didn’t want it delayed by the cat problem. In Phase 2, we will be introducing a life-saving initiative for cats, which is its own discussion,” says Sirivicius, adding that a pilot program has already gone into effect.

That is too vague for Thevenin, who says that concrete details need to be in place before the city adopts the ordinance changes.

“My concern is that we are aspirational,

but there is no project plan, no date set,” she rues.

“I’d like to see language used by Cobb and DeKalb counties, which are places that have adopted best practices for dealing with community cats. We also need to have solid programming around community cats that manages the problem, and not in an underground way.”

Thevenin also decries the mandatory spay/neuter provision for outdoor pet cats, the first in the city’s history.

“It’s just not enforceable. Why criminalize it when you can invite compliance?” she asks, adding that HSGS’s low-cost Pet Fix clinic is homing in on its 10,000th spay/neuter surgery since opening in February 2016.

Sirevicius, who was hired by the county last year, has expressed dismay at the opposition by Humane Society, since the two entities had been working together.

She does, however, continue to have the support of the TNR community, with whom she has been “boots on the ground” with, helping to manage the cat colony at the Lazaretto Boat Ramp.

Marie Rodriguez of the Islands Feral Cat Project has saved over a thousand cats in the last 11 years this way and calls the agency under Sirevicius’ direction “the best Animal Control we’ve ever seen.”

“We are totally for this proposal and hope the city adopts it,” says Rodriguez.

“We’re tired and burned out on raising money, and there will be less work and less fundraising to do if people have to spay and neuter their cats.”

She shares that a female cat goes into heat every four weeks and can birth a litter in 63 days. Rodriguez discounts criticism that mandatory spay/neuter is not enforceable.

“How can you know if you don’t try?” she asks.

While Cats in Da Hood coordinator Mariela Orellana-Nemanic isn’t sure about the feasibility of enforcement, she still supports the adoption of the amended ordinance.

“I love it. It’s a dream come true for every single person who cares about the animals and the people who have to deal with the cats mating or fighting for territory, the urine. It’s very disruptive,” says Orellana-Nemanic, who lends out traps and helps others handle stray and feral cats in their neighborhoods.

“This isn’t just about animal advocacy, it’s about quality of life for everybody.”

While details on Animal Services’ community cat plan are forthcoming, those who have been working to shut down local puppy mills have voiced strong approval for the amended ordinance.

“Consistency between the county and the city is imperative in order to put an end to backyard breeders and illegal flea market sales,” extols Carol Williamson, who runs Speaking Loudly & Often for Animals.

“These changes have been researched by many and are a welcome relief to those who work on behalf of animal welfare.”

The proposed ordinance changes were introduced at last Thursday’s City Council meeting for a first reading, where Thevenin again spoke out against the proposal, calling it “problematic and unenforceable.”

After acknowledging the need for addressing the community cat problem, District 6 Alderman Tony Thomas expressed concern that the language will “criminalize the little old ladies taking care of the cats.”

Citing unresolved questions about the measure, Mayor DeLoach said Council will delay its vote on the changes until after the first of theyear. CS

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Voices for Schools coordinator Jenny McCord sorts donations for Santa’s Pantry.

PHOTO BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

Stocking Santa’s Pantry

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

jll@connectsavannah.com

RIGHT NOW most kids are counting down the hours until winter break, looking forward to treats, playtime and presents.

But for hundreds of students in the Savannah-Chatham County Public School System, the next two weeks can mean empty cupboards and rumbling tummies.

More than 70 percent of SCCPPS schoolkids qualify for free and reduced lunch, and 31 schools—61 percent of the district—are classified as Title 1 by the U.S. Dept. of Education. Kids from low-income families eat free breakfast and lunch at school through the federally-funded program, and that means when there’s no school, there may not be meals.

“We know that there are basic things that kids need to succeed in school, and in turn for their schools to succeed,” says Georgia State School Superintendent candidate Otha Thornton. “Nutrition is number one.”

Thornton has teamed up with local organizations to ensure that food insecure

children have something to eat over the holidays: Voices for Schools, Save Our Youth Savannah and LB4&After Foundation have collected barrels of non-perishable foods over the last few weeks as part of Santa’s Pantry, a food drive exclusively for SCCPSS students.

“We’re trying to feed at least 700 kids this year,” says Jenny McCord, one of administrators for the Voices for Schools Facebook page. “That’s more than double than last year.”

Bags brimming with snacks will be sent home this Friday, though organizers recognize that peanut butter and fruit cups may only go so far. Santa’s Pantry will visit six locations around the city during the holidays to bring warm plates, goodie bags and good cheer, including Savannah Gardens, 38th Street Park, Kayton Homes and Yamacraw Village.

“Kids need hot meals over the break, too,” reminds Linda Wilder Bryan of LB4, who estimates Santa’s Pantry served over 1200 meals over winter break last year.

“We’ll be setting up in the park areas where kids can come get spaghetti and hamburgers and hot dogs, plus we’ll have

activities and a DJ, so they have a little fun.”

Mike Jones of Jones Red & White grocery store has again sponsored the ingredients for the meals, and donations and volunteers are still needed this week. The more food received and time put in, the more children helped, and that benefits the whole community, says Bryan.

“This is how we’re going to change what’s happening in our corner of the world,” avows the indefatigable activist, who lost a son to gun violence in 2015 and has fostered countless events and fundraisers for Savannah youth.

“It’s great to do it during the holidays, but we need to do it all the time.”

McCord echoes that providing not only basic nutrition but other support services benefits the entire school district, where the number of failing schools doubled in 2017.

“If we had wraparound services at school, we wouldn’t have to do this,” says the public education advocate.

She defines “wraparound services” as anything other than sitting in the classroom—meals, counseling, literacy workshops, tutoring, medical care—that help families address barriers to student

education.

“Urban school districts with a large population of poor children that are successful utilize this model,” explains McCord.

“From bringing in social workers to feeding kids when school’s not in session, there are so many things we can do to make it easier for kids to learn.”

Providing food to needy kids over the holidays is just the beginning of a pragmatic approach to fixing our schools, agrees Thornton. He’s basing his platform on restoring educational funding to the state budget with the promise to level the playing field for all students.

“I’ve worked with school systems in getting wraparound services incorporated into schools and I’ve seen how it helps students succeed in the classroom,” says the 2018 candidate, who served as the president of the national PTA from 2013 to 2015.

“You have to meet the needs of a child before you can educate them.” CS

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Would it be possible to supply enough venison to make a regular fast-food item, like if Arby’s wanted to have their venison sandwich available all year? Is it even legal for ordinary people to raise deer? —Mdcastle, via the Straight Dope Message Board FOR THOSE of you who don’t keep up on your fast-food marketing gimmicks, Mdcastle is referring to an autumn promotion at Arby’s in recent years, a special one-day-only venison-steak sandwich. So far the scheme seems to be working better than you might guess: the venison sells out within hours, sometimes minutes, and Arby’s gets, if not the widespread civil unrest inspired by McDonald’s Szechuan sauce, at least the spike in social-media chatter any modern business craves. Who knew there was such a hunger for deer?

Makes sense when you think about it, really. Millennials, we never stop hearing, are driving American food culture toward more and more outré tastes, and we were bound to get around to game eventually.

In October the food-delivery app Caviar reported that orders for game meat had risen 80 percent over the last two years.

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environment than beef. Plus there’s that rising passion for local eating; what could be more local than deer? None of the American butcher-shop staples—cow, pig, chicken—are indigenous to the continent.

Deer, on the other hand? Like eating out of our own national backyard.

In theory, anyway. In fact, Arby’s had to source its venison from New Zealand, where there’s a robust deer-farming industry; in the U.S., only 20 percent of the demand for venison is met by domestic supply. But yes, it’s legal to raise deer here, and lots of farmers are doing it.

Back in 2007 an analysis from Texas A&M found that cervid livestock—not just your deer but also your elk, your reindeer— was one of the fastest-growing industries in rural America; fresher stats peg its growth at 25 to 30 percent annually.

That said, waltzing into your local Taco Bell on any given day and ordering the whitetail fajitas remains a distant dream.

Why? There’s a catch-22 in play, applicable any time you find yourself wondering why we don’t eat more [insert name of nonstandard meat here].

Taxpayers, vegetarian and carnivorous alike, foot the bill for USDA inspections of beef, pork, and poultry. Farmers of other animals, though, from rabbits to goats to deer, have to dig into their own pockets to pay for inspection.

Meanwhile, with demand for venison still relatively limited, lenders are leerier about fronting startup costs for deer farming, seeing it as a higher-risk venture.

There are also cervid-specific expenses, such as the eight-foot-high (i.e., unjumpable) fencing required in most states.

So, in short: because venison’s a niche industry, it’s more expensive to get into; because it’s more expensive to get into, it’ll probably stay a niche industry.

Back up, you say: why the special fence requirement? That’s owing to the fact that captive deer are at risk for chronic wasting disease, a fatal relative of mad-cow, and another obstacle to your aspirational deerburger.

Conservationists worry CWD will spread from farmed deer to those outside the fence, decimating wild populations.

But here’s where things get complicated.

The captive deer the article focused on aren’t raised for venison. They’re raised as stock for private game preserves—an enormously lucrative part of this industry, and one with noisy detractors.

Truly, the optics aren’t great. A 2014 Indianapolis Star investigation, for instance, told of a stud deer named X-Factor, “the product of more than three decades of selective breeding,” who’d been valued at a million, er, bucks owing to a set of antlers on his head too huge and heavy for his neck to easily support. Some might call this rack grotesque; others might call it the ultimate in above-fireplace decor.

That’s the dark side of the deer ranch, then: they’re breeding elaborately antlered deer to be easy quarry for weekend warriors.

The odiousness of this whole setup has gained the wild deer powerful allies: socalled fair-chase hunters, represented by groups like the National Wildlife Federation, who’ve been fighting various state proposals to re-regulate deer as livestock, rather than wildlife.

The NWF set is motivated by the obvious threat—can’t hunt deer that’ve already dropped dead—but ties it to a bigger-picture point: that wildlife is a public trust that shouldn’t be privatized.

This principle’s been kicking around the hunting and fishing communities for more than a century, once championed by folks like Teddy Roosevelt. And the fair-chase hunters have successfully fought proposals to liberalize the deer industry in states like Tennessee and Missouri.

It’s a sweetly (if I may say it) un-American idea, this notion that some things are beyond buying and selling. Unfortunately for the fair-chasers, we’re still in America.

The future’s not exactly on their side. CS

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“Around 7:45 p.m., surveillance footage captured two suspects pulling on car doors in the area of the 400 block of Bull Street.

One suspect gained entry into a vehicle through the unlocked front driver side door. Both suspects left the parking lot a few minutes later,” police say.

Both suspects are described as black males in their 20s, wearing all black attire, black hats and carrying back packs. One suspect had YCU printed on the front of his sweatshirt, police say.

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Carter’s in the 8100 block of Abercorn Street.

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Theft suspects sought

The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police DepartFatal single-car crash ment Downtown Precinct detecinvestigated tives are asking for the public’s Police responded to a help identifying two suspects in Scene was the Oglethorpe Club suspects. report of a single-car crash the theft of a purse at the Barrel Entering Auto in the 200 block of GoeHouse on the 100 block of Consuspects’ bel Avenue at approximately 5:40 a.m. on gress Street on Nov. 24. identities or this incident is asked December 10.

At around 4:45 a.m., Metro officers to contact police. A line is open directly to A car was traveling north on Goebel responded to the location and determined detectives at (912) 525-3124. that the victim’s purse was stolen from Anyone who wishes to provide informa- Avenue, when the driver lost control of the behind the bar. The victim’s card was later tion anonymously can call CrimeStoppers vehicle.

Leon Givens, 61, sustained life-threatused at a few gas stations in the area. at (912) 234-2020. CrimeStoppers tipsters ening injuries from the crash, to which he “Surveillance footage captured two may qualify for a cash reward. later succumbed. CS suspects described as black males in their 20s to 30s. One suspect wore a red hooded Shoplifting suspects sought The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan OUR HOMICIDE TALLY REFLECTS THREE FATALITIES sweatshirt, blue hat, jeans and red shoes.

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NEWS & OPINION NEWS OF THE WEIRD People Different From Us

Chengdu, China, street barber Xiong Gaowu offers a most unusual service at his roadside location in Sichuan province.

For $12, Xiong will scrap the inside of his customers’ eyelids using a straight razor, according to Reuters. Xiong suggests being “gentle, very, very gentle” when performing eyelid shaving, or “blade wash eyes,” as the technique is known in Mandarin.

A Chengdu ophthalmologist, Qu Chao, says shaving may unblock moisturizing sebaceous glands along the rim of the eyelid, leading to a more comfortable and refreshed feeling. “If he can properly sterilize the tools that he uses, I can see there is still a space for this technique to survive,” Qu added.

Uncontained Excitement

Traffic slowed to a crawl on I-95 in Palm Beach County, Florida, on Nov. 21 as President Trump’s motorcade arrived for the Thanksgiving holiday. Author and sportswriter Jeff Pearlman was among the delayed drivers, but things turned weird when “these people (kept) getting out of the car dancing,” he posted in a Twitter video. WPTV reported that Pearlman recorded the people two cars in front of him emerging from their car and twerking on the highway, then jumping and dancing around enthusiastically before getting back in the vehicle.

for deer, when the animals can get a little wacky and try to cross roadways. It’s also the time of year when the Iowa Department of Transportation begins fielding questions from drivers asking why deer crossing signs aren’t erected at safer spots for deer to cross. “This sign isn’t intended to tell deer where to cross,” the Iowa DOT helpfully posted on its Facebook page on Oct. 24, according to the Des Moines Register. “It’s for drivers to be alert that deer have been in this area in the past.” State Farm Insurance reports that Iowa drivers have the fourth-highest likelihood in the U.S. of hitting a deer. Coincidence?

• Rocky, an enterprising 7-month-old border collie in Devon, England, took the command “bring the sheep home” a little too literally in early November when he herded nine sheep into his owner’s kitchen. “I was in the kitchen and heard a noise,” Rocky’s owner, Rosalyn Edwards, told the BBC. “I turned around and the sheep were just standing there. It was funny at the time, but then there was quite a lot of wee, poo and mud everywhere.” The sheep stood around for a few minutes, then allowed themselves to be shown out the front door.

Irony

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As elder members of the First United Methodist Church in Tellico Plains, Tennessee, gathered on Nov. 16 to discuss the recent church shooting in Sutherland Compulsion Springs, Texas, one of those present asked A 35-year-old Indian man employed a if anyone had brought a gun to church. unique method for dealing with his depres- One man spoke up and said he carries a sion: swallowing metal. Maksud Khan gun everywhere, reported WATE-TV, and was rushed to surgery at Sanjay Gandhi produced the gun, emptying the chambers Hospital in Satna, Madhya Pradesh, India, before passing the weapon around. When after developing severe abdominal pains, the owner got the gun back, he replaced according to Metro News. An endoscopy the magazine and recharged the chamber showed that Khan had “coins, nails and — accidentally squeezing the trigger and nut-bolts in his stomach,” said Dr. Priyank shooting himself in the hand and his wife Sharma, who led the surgical team. In late in the abdomen. Both victims were taken November, surgeons removed 263 coins, by helicopter to the University of Tennes100 nails and other metal items, including see Medical Center for treatment of nonrazor blades and dog chains, from Khan’s life-threatening injuries. stomach. His family had no idea he had Last Wishes been ingesting metal, and Khan promised On Oct. 10, Richard Lussi, 76, of Plains doctors he would never eat metal again.

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he wanted to take with him: a cheesesteak from Pat’s King of Steaks in Philadelphia.

“No onions because they’ll come back to haunt me!” Lussi told his family. So the day before Lussi’s funeral, his son, John, grandson, Dominic, and two friends drove to Philly, where they ate cheesesteaks and bought two extra for Lussi’s casket.

John told The Philadelphia Inquirer that the funeral director advised not putting the sandwiches in the coffin until after the viewing, “because people would take them.” Pat’s owner Frank Olivieri Jr. said he was flattered and proud that his cheesesteaks were held “so dear” by someone.

“Maybe it’s a bribe for St. Peter,” he added.

the music, around the food, I feel like I’m in my own skin,” Du told WTSP-TV in November. Du even drives a motorized rickshaw called a Tuk Tuk, a vehicle used for public transportation in the Philippines (but which Filipinos call “trisikels”).

However, some Filipino-Americans are less than welcoming, claiming that Du has overlooked centuries of their people’s struggle. “To say you are that race is both unrealistic and problematic,” said Jackie Fernandez, a Filipino-American journalist. She believes Du has crossed a line between “cultural appreciation and appropriation.”

In Your Own Backyard

Stacy Scott of Anchorage, Alaska, arrived home on Nov. 24 to find thousands of dollars’ worth of clothing and jewelry missing, along with a signature item, George the mounted zebra head, which was a gift from a friend. The thief was bold enough to call a taxi to use as the getaway car and loaded the zebra head into its trunk — all of which was caught on surveillance camera at Scott’s home. Anchorage police tracked down and arrested Desiree Fuller, 38, for felony burglary and theft, and recovered most of Scott’s items.

But George remained at large until the cab driver saw a story on KTVA-TV and contacted them — he had been holding the zebra hostage because Fuller neglected to pay her cab fare. In the spirit of the season, George is home for the holidays.

Lisa Cramps moved into a new home in Mitcheldean, Gloucestershire, England, this fall and quickly discovered a mysterious manhole cover in her backyard. Rather than ignore it, Cramps dug up the cover and unearthed a World War II-era bunker underneath. Neighbors informed Cramps that the shelter pre-dates her house and originally had two stories, with the upper level partially above ground. “It’s very exciting to find this in our garden,” Cramps told Metro News. “I love Second World War history, and my mission now is to find out exactly why it’s here.”

Undignified Death

Linda Bringman, 64, of the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago, died on Nov. 27 after being found unresponsive three days earlier with her head stuck between two posts of a wrought iron fence.

Paramedics were called around noon that day to a PNC Bank branch where the fence was located, and Bringman was taken to the Illinois Masonic Medical Center in critical condition, the Chicago Sun-Times reported. Chicago Police could not provide an explanation for her being stuck in the fence, but they did not believe criminal activity was involved.

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WHEN XuluProphet throws a party, it’s more than just a celebration of music.

For the local reggae/psych/rock band’s release of their new single, “Land of the Slave,” the Savannah community is invited to Beyond Local, a single release, fundraiser, and community celebration.

In the brand-new home of 13 Bricks Design and Printing, XuluProphet will perform alongside Marquice Lashaud Williams of Spitfire Poetry Group and talented young writers from the Deep Center.

Democratic Congressional candidate Lisa Ring will even be at the shindig, showing her support of youth-based educational programs and local entrepreneurship, and Sly’s Sliders and Fries will cater the event.

Throughout the night, attendees can earn prizes through a fundraiser raffle, benefitting the Deep Center.

The evening is a culmination of years of collaboration and friendship, and it’s a fete that could only happen in the artistic enclave of Savannah.

We spoke with bandmates Xulu Jones, Oisin Daly, and Rhett Coleman about their community-minded approach to musicmaking, their politically-charged new single, and signing with an international record label.

How did you record the single?

Why release it now?

Daly: In different stages. I recorded in my living room, sent it to Max, our old drummer, mixed it, then I sent it to Justin who runs Boom One Records and he recorded the horn parts. He sent it back and asked if I wanted to release it on the label. We recorded vocals at Xulu’s house…Daniel Lynch helped me record the vocals. There was a lot of people, it took about a year.

Jones: Part of the impetus for me was— remember when Taft got jammed up?

[Note: In 2016, local musician and community organizer Josh Taft was arrested during a counter-protest at a white power rally in Stone Mountain, Georgia.]

Daly: I went to New Orleans around the time [Taft] was in jail. And it was when Donald Trump won his first Super Tuesday and it became pretty apparent he was going to win. I woke up in Jacksonville after a 12-hour drive and had these lyrics in my head.

Daly: I think a lot of people are feeling despondent and also a lot of people are waking up and trying to get more involved in politics, trying to spread awareness. I think the timing was right.

Jones: And there’s the combination of the artwork and the music. I joke and say this is going to be the song that gets us lynched or run out of town because it may be offensive to some people. But the veil is coming back. Communication is different than it’s ever been. The shit that’s been swept under the rug, it’s coming out.

Both of us like history, too, and here in Savannah, St. Patrick’s Day is the equivalent of a minstrel show. It’s a religious holiday where Oisin is from. But Savannah was built on the backs of Irish and African slaves. They wanted to trick the Irish slaves into thinking they were better than the African slaves. They called them indentured servants, but the end result is the same.

So you got this multiracial band, and the white boy in the band is writing the song about justice and equality! It also shows that you don’t have to belong to any demographic to stand on the side of justice. What we’re all sold as America is not the reality.

Lyrically, “Land of Slave” is very timely.

Daly: Well, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to bring it out again, thinking Trump wouldn’t win the election. When he did, I thought, I guess I have to break out the song.

As a band, you’ve had a long relationship with 13 Bricks and Alfredo.

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Daly: I just sent him a message, he took the idea from a Salvador Dali painting.

He’s our fourth Beatle.

Jones: I was homeless when I met them all. I used to crash on [13 Bricks cofounder Vann-Ellison Seales’] couch in the house I’m living in now. The room they conceptualized 13 Bricks in…that room is now our practice space.

Full circle. And the event focuses on personal relationships, the growth of the company, the charitable aspect, and Lisa Ring is coming too, right?

Jones: I’ve been making an effort to include Lisa Ring because the thing that made me pay attention to a politician is she wasn’t taking corporate money.

Daly: She was on the Bernie Sanders team before—that was going down when I wrote the song. There’s a line about people voting in the primaries that got rejected. When I saw her campaign, it all made sense.

Coleman: A lot of the brainstorming for the event took place in that same room Xulu was talking about. Looking at the name of the event, part of the idea was showing people what can happen not only when people with different interests work together toward a common goal, but what happens when different brands work together. A lot of our success has been from our work with 13 Bricks. Their artists get international recognition, our single goes on an international label. It’s a big celebration for what we’ve achieved so far by working together.

Jones: Doesn’t matter who makes it from Savannah to the international stage.

All of us will get a pay raise.

You have the kids from Deep performing, and Marquice, too.

Jones: [Spitfire] was the first place I played sober. I was staying at recovery housing, and that was my first sober gig in my life.

Scary as shit. I shaved my head, still had a tumor on my face, I was beat down, and Marquice has a certain warmth about him that’s not condescending. Sometimes, someone younger thank you looks at you, all beat-up like, “Look at you, you waste of life.” I didn’t get none of that. He’s been a good friend. And he was 13 Bricks’ first customer!

It’s all so interwoven.

Jones: We want to be an example. Imagine if every band in Savannah picked one thing that’s important to them and, once a month, did something. Money that wasn’t there would then be there to make an investment in good shit. Part of my motivation is selfish—if I live in a shitty community, then the quality of my life is shitty.

If I live in a healthy community, the quality of my life is healthy.

Daly: Sometimes…being a musician can seem frivolous, like just having fun playing and not doing anything serious. We wanted to try and make a difference in addition to having fun.

Coleman: At our live shows, it’s like, “Be merry, dance with us, but also here’s something near and dear to us.”

Daly: Music can change people’s consciousness and change their perspective.

And when people are excited and happy, it elevates their consciousness. CS

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WHERE can you find Tybee Santa, boots stompin’ in time to your favorite Christmas tunes, food, fellowship, and cheap drinks?

It’s time for the Homegrown Holiday Hoedown, y’all! The annual celebration of music and local love returns to The American Legion Post 135 Ballroom this weekend for festive mischief, merrymaking, and fundraising for local charitable causes.

Attendees can take photo booth snaps with Santa Claus, dance to live entertainment, eat delicious food (included in the ticket price), and enjoy a cash bar at the annual celebration.

For many years, Savannah alt-country rockers The Train Wrecks teamed up with Lowcountry string band The Accomplices to throw the big bash. When Accomplices members and Hoedown organizers Zach Smith and Colleen Heine moved to Colorado this year, many worried that The Hostess City’s favorite holiday party wouldn’t happen.

“This year, we were saying, ‘What do we do?’ So we decided to keep it in the family,” says Train Wrecks drummer and Hoedown organizer Jeremy Hammons.

The 2017 Hoedown features performances from The Train Wrecks, Accomplices frontman Matt Eckstine accompanied by a variety of friends, and Accomplices drummer Stan Ray, who will perform songs from his beloved Christmas catalog.

“Matt has a new album out and a new band,” Hammons points out. “And Stan Ray is the only person I know who writes original Christmas music! He’ll be there.

It’s Matt and Stan from The Accomplices, then The Train Wrecks. We’re keeping it simple this year.”

For a town saturated in holiday events, Savannah continues to count the Hoedown among its favorites. And in a city where music fans (in)famously wait to purchase tickets at the last minute, the event sells out online every single year.

Hammons attributes the concert’s success to its localized spirit, a strong dedication to having as much fun as possible, and the unique environment that’s created in the Ballroom.

“It’s something no one else does,” he says. “You come in, you get the live music show all night, it’s in the Legion, which is a cool room, you get dinner, Tybee Santa is there having fun. It’s a different thing, and it’s the biggest thing we do every year.

We’re planning this thing two months in advance every year. You come in, enjoy, and it’s at the Legion, so it’s cheap drinks and just so much fun. We get you fed, get you some drinks for next to nothing, there’s good music, a photo booth.”

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Southbound Brewing will be slinging delicious beer—and those who purchase one will also get a special, limited edition, Hoedown-branded koozie. Beloved local sandwich/soup/salad joint Kayak Kafe handles the catering this year, providing fresh, delicious eats for all.

“This is a new partner for us this year,” Hammons says. “We asked if they wanted to do the Hoedown, and immediately they were on board. Everyone who is a part of this is all local. We’re pulling from people we’ve met from town—the people doing the food down to the photo booth, they’re all people The Train Wrecks have met, and we’re paying them to come be part of our realm.”

The Hoedown is about more than good tunes and good eats. Every year, Savannah’s favorite Americana, country, and roots bands team up to spread goodwill through town, hosting a toy drive event at the show and donating to local nonprofits. This year, Loop It Up Savannah is the Hoedown’s charitable organization. By bringing new art supplies, like watercolor paints, children’s scissors, glue sticks, acrylic paint, and paint brushes, canned goods or other nonperishable foods, gift cards for grocery stores or Home Depot, new children’s shoes, socks, and underwear, new or gently used children’s

sweaters, jackets and coats, book bags, and new toys, Hoedown fans will directly assist local families and kids in need during the holidays and all year round.

“Loop It Up Savannah keeps it local, so it’s not just toys, it’s art supplies that they use throughout the year, and we love that,” Hammons attests. “Everyone should bring new, unwrapped toys, art supplies, and school supplies. Though the year it all gets distributed to people who really need them. Bring some stuff for the kids.”

The bands look forward to playing seasonal favorites for the crowd, and Hammons hints that the audience might hear some special collaborations and even a couple Tom Petty tunes in honor of the beloved musician. It’s always an eclectic evening, and that’s just how the gang likes it.

“It’s an experience,” Hammons grins.

“A Christmas experience, but a very odd Christmas experience.” CS

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DOYLE DYKES

Renowned acoustic guitarist Doyle Dykes takes the stage at Randy Wood’s. The influential country musician is considered one of the world’s finest fingerstyle players, known for his precise technique as well as his ability to play in myriad of tunings.

As a young learner, Dykes found inspiration in musicians like Merle Travis, Chet Akins, and Les Paul. Early in his career, he toured with The Stamps Quartet and Grand Ole Opry star Grandpa Jones, showing his roots influences off around the world. Now, he has his own signature model Taylor guitar, 11 albums to his name, was awarded a brick in the Wall of Fame at Liverpool’s Cavern Club, named International Country Gospel Music Association’s Instrumentalist of the Year in 2006 and 2014, and has played alongside Les Paul, Chet Atkins, Duane Eddy, Peter Frampton, John Fogerty, and more.

In 2017, Dykes released two albums. The Return of the Falcon, featuring Dykes’ take on classics like “Amazing Grace,” “Oh Danny Boy,” Ave Maria,” and more, arrived on Independence Day. Four months later, Life Behind the Guitar arrived.

At his Pickin’ Parlor show, Dykes will perform Christmas classics in his inimitable style.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 8 P.M., $35, ALL-AGES

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MAGGIE & JACKSON TRIO @GOOD TIMES JAZZ BAR

Spice up your Sunday evening with live jazz! Jackson and Maggie Evans show their unique musical partnership at Good Times twice this month.

Any chance to see Jackson play guitar is worth taking—the Savannah-based band leader, composer, arranger, and accompanist performs solo and plays with an array of musicians, including The Martin Lesch Band, Nicki Parriott, Kate Baker, Quentin Baxter, Kevin Bales, and Howard Paul.

He’s released three albums to his name.

Maggie Evans is a creative force of Savannah.

An accomplished painter and SCAD professor, she brings her unique, multidisciplinary artistry to the bass guitar. Though she got her start playing punk rock with her brother, these days you can catch Maggie rocking a five-string bass and playing jazz, salsa, bossa nova, and even a little honky-tonk.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17, 7 P.M., ALL-AGES

The Wormhole hosts its second annual fundraising concert for The Tiny House Project, which is working to create a community of 128 square-foot homes for homeless veterans. The materials for each home cost $7,000, with the total project—including land, clubhouses, 72 homes, and site preparation—totals $1.7 million. By raising funds for the project, Savannahians can help provide veterans safe housing, resources like AA and additional services, and a supportive community.

Savannah’s own The Mercers, Mr. Wait (a new project featuring Brennan Mitchell on guitar and vocals, Jacob Poirrier on bass and vocals, and Max Christman on drums), Garden Giant, and McLeod will perform in support of the event.

The Wormhole’s big bash also includes a raffle of art and additional goods and services. All proceeds from the door and the raffle will support The Tiny House Project.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16, 8 P.M., $5 OR 2-3 CANNED OR BOXED FOOD ITEMS, 18+

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Key Change Cabaret is back with an all-new show! Don your holiday best and head across the bridge for a festive celebration of the music of Christmas. The seasonal songs of Elvis Presley, Peggy Lee, The Drifters, and more get the Key Change treatment thanks to talented vocalists like Cecilia Arango, Christopher Blair, Natasha Drena, and Trae Gurley.

To make sure the weekend is merry and bright for all, three performances are offered on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Keep the cheer going while you’re across the river and swing in the Westin before the show to check out the impressive Gingerbread Village competition!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16 AT 8 P.M., $30 GENERAL ADMISSION, $180 FOUR-SEATER HIGH TOP 22 TABLE, $220 FOUR-SEATER LOW TOP TABLE, ALL-AGES

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The group has honed their harmonies and guitar tones to be an authentic replication of The Eagles’ live experience. Fans can look forward to favorites like “Hotel California,” Take It Easy,” “Tequila Sunrise,” “Lyin’ Eyes, “Desperado,” and many more.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16, DOORS AT 7:30 P.M., SHOW AT 8:30 P.M., $15, ALL-AGES

KAMIKAZE HENDRIX, MINORCAN @SENTIENT BEAN

Enjoy an evening of local and touring music at The Sentient Bean. Savannah’s own Kamikaze Hendrix offers a breezy style of hip-hop with old school influences and smoothly melodic turns.

Ryan Anderson of Asheville, North Carolina-based band Minorcan returns to Savannah (he’s a SCAD alum!) to play a solo set. The band creates lo-fi indie rock with memorable hooks and a high-energy rock set, so hearing those songs stripped down to guitar and vocals will be a rare treat.

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World of Beer Karaoke, 9 p.m.

LIVE MUSIC

COMEDY

Barrelhouse South Perpetual Groove, 7 p.m, 10 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Hitman Blues Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Ray Tomasino, 9 p.m.

Boomy’s Eric Culberson Band, 10 p.m. coffee deli Acoustic Jam, 7 p.m.

Five Oaks Taproom Eric Britt, 8 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar Clair Frazier Quartet, 7 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Ben Keiser, 7 p.m.

Rachael’s 1190 Open Mic Night, 8 p.m.

The Sandbar Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos, 7 p.m.

SEED Eco Lounge Latin Music Night, 9 p.m.

Tree House Wobble Wednesday Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Jubal Kane, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe CC Witt, 6 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 9 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Comedy Night, 8 p.m.

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Little Lucky’s Live DJ SEED Eco Lounge DJ Cesar, 10 p.m.

THURSDAY 12.14 LIVE MUSIC

Barrelhouse South Individually Twisted, 9 p.m.

Bay Street Blues Hitman Blues Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Eric Culberson Band, 9 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

Cohen’s Retreat Munchies and Music, 5:30 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club DJ Precisa, 10 p.m.

Fannie’s on the Beach Christy and Butch, 8 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar Jody Espina Quartet, 7 p.m.

The Jinx Scaryoke, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Rachael Shaner, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Trivia

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SEED Eco Lounge Daas Unterground Thursdays, 10 p.m.

Stafford’s Public House Open Mic, 9 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

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The Jinx Live DJ, 10 p.m.

Liquid Night Club Live DJ, 9 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Live DJ Rusty Rudders Tap House DJ Tap SEED Eco Lounge DJ Cesar, 10 p.m.

The Chromatic Dragon Geeky Trivia Night, 8 p.m.

Dub’s Pub Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

The Jinx Rock n Roll Bingo, 10 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Trivia Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Trivia, 9:30 p.m.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) Bingo, 7 p.m.

World of Beer Trivia, 7 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Hercules Bar & Grill Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

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2 Slices, Gold Light @THE JINX

Catch a Charleston act on the rise this weekend. Danny Martin, formerly of the band Octopus Jones, created 2 Slices as an outlet for his solo work, teaming up with DJ Lazer Cat (Brandon Fudge) to create an infectious style of electro-pop. The duo shared a debut album Best Believe in 2017, featuring the single “Slow Poison.” 2 Slices arrives in Savannah with Asheville-based Gold Light. The band—Joe Chang and a supporting cast of players— has honed a Roy Orbison-hued blend of rock ‘n’ roll.

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Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos, 7 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Jon Lee’s Apparitions, 8 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa Key Change Cabaret: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Cabaret, -16, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry, 5 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Chuck Courtenay, 7:30 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 6 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

The Britannia British Pub Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Trivia, 7 p.m.

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina Trivia Pour Larry’s Explicit Trivia, 10 p.m.

Southbound Brewing Company Geeks Who Drink Pub Trivia, 8 p.m.

Tybee Island Social Club Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Blueberry Hill Trivia and Karaoke, 7 p.m.

The Chromatic Dragon Karaoke Night, 9 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Doodles Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Flashback Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Jukebox Bar & Grill Karaoke & Throwback Jams, 8 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Rusty Rudders Tap House Karaoke Totally Awesome Bar 80s and 90s

Barrelhouse South Charlie Fog Band, 9 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Tweed, 10 p.m.

Dockside Seafood Bluegrass Happy Hour, 4 p.m.

Doc’s Bar Crazy Chester, 9 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar The Eric Jones Quartet ft. Stutz Wimmer, 8 p.m.

The Jinx Squadron, Switchblade Villain, Jeff Two Names and the Born Agains, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Georgia Kyle, 7 p.m.

Pour Larry’s DJ & Live Music Prohibition City Hotel, 9 p.m.

Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Jazz Trio, 6:30 p.m.

Randy Wood Guitars Doyle Dykes, 8 p.m.

Rusty Rudders Tap House Live Acoustic Music, 6 p.m.

Ruth’s Chris Steak House David Duckworth, 8 p.m.

The Sandbar Jude Michaels Tybee Bucket List Tour, 7 p.m.

Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos, 7 p.m.

The Sentient Bean Kamikaze Hendrix, Minorcan, 8-10 p.m.

Taste of India Don Read, 6:30 p.m.

Tijuana Flats Gary Strickland Vic’s on The River Claire Frazier and Norm Gagne, 7 p.m.

The Warehouse Johnny Octane, 8 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa Key Change Cabaret: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Cabaret, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe John O’Mary, Bill Hodgson, Permanent Tourist, 5 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Clear Daze, 9:30 p.m.

Christmas With Doyle Dykes Friday, Dec 15th 8:00 PM CALL

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TRIVIA & GAMES

Coach’s Corner Trivia, Movies & Music Trivia, 8 p.m.

PS Tavern Beer Pong Tournament, 10 p.m.

KARAOKE

Bay Street Blues Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Blueberry Hill Karaoke, 7 p.m.

Brewer’s Sports Bar and Grill Karaoke,

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The Islander Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Sunny’s Lounge Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Karaoke/DJ, 10:30 p.m.

COMEDY

Foxy Loxy Cafe Comedy Night, 7:30 p.m.

DJ

Club 309 West DJ Zay Doubles Nightclub DJ Sam Diamond, 8 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge DJ D-Frost Hercules Bar & Grill DJ Liquid Night Club Live DJ, 9 p.m.

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Barrelhouse South Groove Town Assault, 9 p.m.

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Nancy Witt (piano and vocals), 6 p.m.

Bootleggers Swift Creek Band Club Elan Back 2 Back, 9 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Damon and the Shitkickers, 10 p.m.

El-Rocko Lounge Street Clothes, 9 p.m., DJ Precisa Good Times Jazz Bar Howard Paul and Friends, 8 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar The Christy Alan Band The Jinx 2 Slices, Gold Light, 10 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Joe Wilson, 7 p.m.

Nickie’s 1971 Willie Jackson and the Tybee Blues Band, 9 p.m.

The Olde Pink House David Duckworth & Alisha Duckworth Pour Larry’s DJ & Live Music Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Jazz Trio, 6:30 p.m.

Rusty Rudders Tap House Live Acoustic Music, 6 p.m.

Saddle Bags Ray Fulcher Savannah Smiles Dueling Pianos, 7 p.m.

Southbound Brewing Company Prime Real Estate The Stage on Bay The Last Resort, 8:30 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Claire Frazier and Norm Gagne, 7 p.m.

The Warehouse Magic Rocks, 8 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa Key Change Cabaret: Rockin’ Around the Christmas Cabaret, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Jason Courtenay Duo, Thomas Claxton, Bill Hodgson, DJ Rudy, 1 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Jason Courtenay, 9:30 p.m.

The Wormhole Rockin’ for the Vets Charity Show, 8 p.m.

KARAOKE

Bay Street Blues Karaoke, 8 p.m.

Doodles Karaoke, 9 p.m.

The Islander Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Jukebox Bar & Grill Karaoke &

Throwback Jams, 8 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, ongoing, 9 p.m.

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina Karaoke, 8 p.m.

PS Tavern Karaoke

COMEDY

Bull Street Labs Sorry Not Sorry Improv: Die Hard, 8 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters Odd Lot Improv: Saturday Shenanigans, 8 p.m.

Southbound Brewing Company Laughs and Drafts: Ugly Christmas Sweater Edition, 7 p.m.

DJ

Doubles Nightclub DJ Sam Diamond, 8 p.m.

Liquid Night Club Live DJ, 9 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Live DJ Rusty Rudders Tap House DJ Tap SEED Eco Lounge DJ Pieces, 10 p.m.

Tree House DJ Phive Star

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Club One Drag Show, 10:30 p.m.

McDonough’s The Twelve Bars of Christmas Bar Crawl, 4 p.m.

SUNDAY 12.17 LIVE MUSIC

Barrelhouse South Purple Brunch w/ Laiken Love, 12:30 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Don Coyer, 9 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Voodoo Soup, 10:30 p.m.

Flashback Open Jam, 5 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar Maggie and Jackson Trio, 7 p.m.

Jazz’d Tapas Bar Eric Britt Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Georgia Kyle, 7 p.m.

The Olde Pink House Eddie Wilson Tybee Island Social Club Sunday Bluegrass Brunch, noon Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Thomas Claxton, 8 p.m.

Westin Savannah Harbor Jeremy Davis and the Fabulous Equinox Orchestra Wild Wing Cafe Individually Twisted, Bucky & Barry, 1 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Trivia, 9:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Karaoke/DJ, 10:30 p.m.

DJ

Boomy’s DJ Basik Lee, 10 p.m.

BAR & CLUB EVENTS

Exclusives Bar & Grille Open Mic Poetry Night, 7 p.m.

Saddle Bags Bar Olympics

MONDAY 12.18 LIVE MUSIC

Abe’s on Lincoln Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe David Harbuck, 9 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar The Eric Jones Trio ft. Gina Rene, 7 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Levi Moore, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Jarrod Wade, 6 p.m.

The Wormhole Open Mic, 8 p.m., Open Mic, 6 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Blowin’ Smoke Southern Cantina Team Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

The Britannia British Pub Bingo, 8 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Bingo

KARAOKE

Boomy’s Karaoke, 10 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

COMEDY

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Molly Mondays, 10:30 p.m.

DJ

The Jinx DJ Lucky Bastard, 10 p.m.

Little Lucky’s Live DJ SEED Eco Lounge DJ Pieces, 10 p.m.

TUESDAY 12.19 LIVE MUSIC

Bay Street Blues Ben Keiser Band, 9 p.m.

Bayou Cafe Jam Night with Eric Culberson, 9 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Live Music, 10 p.m.

Foxy Loxy Cafe Acoustic Tuesday w/ City Hotel Solo Sessions, 7 p.m.

Good Times Jazz Bar The Phil Morrison Trio ft. Joe Watts, 7 p.m.

The Jinx Hip Hop Night, 11 p.m.

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Live Music Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Rachael Shaner, 7 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Open Mic, 9 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Open Mic Nickie’s 1971 Open Mic hosted by Willie Jackson, 8 p.m.

Vic’s on The River Jimmy Frushon The Warehouse Hitman Blues Band, 8 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe Sarah Poole, 5 p.m.

TRIVIA & GAMES

Basil’s Pizza and Deli Trivia, 7 p.m.

Coach’s Corner Trivia, 8 p.m.

CoCo’s Sunset Grille Trivia, 7 p.m.

Congress Street Social Club Trivia, 10 p.m.

Fia Rua Irish Pub Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Bingo, 7 p.m.

Mellow Mushroom Trivia, 7:30 p.m.

PS Tavern Poker Rachael’s 1190 Adults Only Trivia, 9 p.m.

Savannah Taphouse Trivia, 7 p.m.

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Trivia, 9 p.m.

The Wormhole Trivia, 10:30 p.m.

KARAOKE

Blueberry Hill Karaoke, 7 p.m.

Club One Karaoke, 9:30 p.m.

McDonough’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Karaoke The Rail Pub Karaoke, 9 p.m.

Wet Willie’s Karaoke, 9 p.m.

COMEDY

Chuck’s Bar Comedy Open Mic, 9:30 p.m.

DJ

SEED Eco Lounge DJ C-Rok, 10 p.m.

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SOUNDBOARD DIRECTORY Abe’s on Lincoln 17 Lincoln St.

coffee deli 4517 Habersham St.

Mellow Mushroom 11 W. Liberty St.

American Legion, Post 135 1108 Bull St.

Cohen’s Retreat 5715 Skidaway Rd.

Melody’s Coastal Cafe and Sandbar Cantina 2518 Hwy 17

912-349-0525 abesonlincoln.com

912-233-9277 www.alpost135.com/

Barrelhouse South 125 W. Congress St. 912-662-5576 barrelhousesouth.com

Basil’s Pizza and Deli 216 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

912-897-6400 basilsonline.com

Bay Street Blues 17 E. Bay St. 912-236-6655

Bayou Cafe 14 N. Abercorn St. 912-233-6411 bayousavannah.com

Billy’s Place at McDonough’s 20 E. Perry St.

912-231-9049 billysplacesavannah.com

Blowin’ Smoke Southern Cantina 1611 Habersham St. 912-231-2385 blowinsmokesavannah.com

Blueberry Hill 546 Dean Forest Rd. 964-8401

Boomy’s 409 W. Congress St. 912-436-6660 boomysbar.com

Brewer’s Sports Bar and Grill 5710 OGEECHEE RD STE 100 9122003625 www.brewerssavannah.com

The Britannia British Pub 140 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

912-898-4257

Bull Street Labs 2222 Bull St.

912-447-8457 www.bullstreetlabs.com

The Chromatic Dragon 514 MLK Jr. Blvd.

912-289-0350 chromaticdragon.com

Chuck’s Bar 305 W. River St. 912-232-1005

Club 309 West 309 W. River St. 912-236-1901 club309west.com

Club Elan 301 Williamson St. Club One 1 Jefferson St.

912-352-7818 savannahcoffeedeli.com

912-355-3336

912-201-8277 savannahtaphouse.com

SEED Eco Lounge 39 Montgomery St.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub 311 W. Congress St.

912-349-5100

Dockside Seafood 201 West River St.

912-239-9600 macphersonspub.com

The Sentient Bean 13 E. Park Ave.

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) 110 Towne Center Dr.

Southbound Brewing Company 107 East Lathrop Ave. Stafford’s Public House 306 W. Upper Factor’s Walk The Stage on Bay 1200 West Bay St.

912-238-1985 congressstreetsocialclub.com

912-233-3810

Doc’s Bar 10 16th Street 912-786-5506

Doodles 586 S. Columbia Ave. 912-295-2536

Doubles Nightclub 7100 Abercorn St. 912-352-7100

Dub’s Pub 225 W. River St.

(912) 200-3652 dubspubriverstreet.com

El-Rocko Lounge 117 Whitaker St. 912-495-5808

Exclusives Bar & Grille 2003 Greenwood Street 912-695-2116

Fannie’s on the Beach 1613 Strand Ave. 912-786-6109 fanniesonthebeach.com

Fia Rua Irish Pub 10132 Ford Ave. 912-459-4160 fiaruairishpub.com

912-348-3200 macphersonspub.com

Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) 3742 US-17 Nickie’s 1971 1513 Butler Ave. 912-786-4444

The Olde Pink House 23 Abercorn St.

912-232-4286 www.plantersinnsavannah.com

Pour Larry’s 206 W. St. Julian St. 912-232-5778

Prohibition 125 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

912-200-9255

PS Tavern 11 W. Bay St. 912-495-5145

Rachael’s 1190 1190 King George Blvd.

Five Oaks Taproom 201 W. Bay St.

912-920-7772 rachaels1190.com

Flashback 10010-B Ford Ave.

912-238-1311 therailpub.com/

912-236-4440 fiveoakstaproom.com

912-428-1643

Foxy Loxy Cafe 1919 Bull St. 912-401-0543 foxyloxycafe.com

Hercules Bar & Grill 2500 Dean Forest Rd. 912-966-5790

The Islander 301 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

912-897-6137

The Jinx 127 W. Congress St. 912-236-2281

Jukebox Bar & Grill 3741 US Hwy 17 Ste 500 912-756-6997

Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub 117 West River St. 912-233-9626 www.kevinbarrys.com

CoCo’s Sunset Grille 1 Old U.S. Hwy. 80

Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill 417 East River St.

912-786-7810 cocostybee.com

Savannah Taphouse 125 E. Broughton St.

912-459-6357 melscoastalcafe.com

Coach’s Corner 3016 E. Victory Dr. 912-352-2933 coachs.net

912-527-6453

Congress Street Social Club 411 W. Congress St.

Liquid Night Club 307 W. River St. Little Lucky’s 6 Gateway Blvd. E.

912-232-0200 clubone-online.com

912-495-0705 mellowmushroom.com

Savannah Smiles 314 Williamson St.

912-925-1119

912-341-8897

McDonough’s 21 E. McDonough St.

912-233-6136 mcdonoughssavannah.com

The Rail Pub 405 W. Congress St. Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant 402 MLK Jr. Blvd.

912-292-1656 ranchoalegrecuban.com

Randy Wood Guitars 1304 East Hwy. 80

912-748-1930 www.randywoodguitars.com

Rusty Rudders Tap House 303 W. River St. 912-944-6302

Ruth’s Chris Steak House 111 W. Bay St. 912-721-4800 ruthschris.com

Saddle Bags 317 West River St.

912-349-5275 saddlebagssavannah.com/

The Sandbar 1512 Butler Ave. 912-786-8304

Savannah Coffee Roasters 215 West Liberty Street (912) 238-2426

912-232-4447 sentientbean.com

savconcerts.com

Sunny’s Lounge 5630 Ogeechee Rd. 912-234-6628

Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill 11215 Abercorn St. 912-921-2269

Taste of India 401 Mall Blvd.

912-356-1020

Tijuana Flats 1800 E. Victory Dr. 912-344-9111 tijuanaflats.com

Totally Awesome Bar 107 B Whitaker St. 912-495-5945

Tree House 309 W. St. Julian St.

912-239-0095 treehousesavannah.com

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt) 2909 River Dr. 912-354-9040 www.liveoakstore.com/ tubbysthunderbolt

Tybee Island Social Club 1311 Butler Ave. 912-472-4044 tybeeislandsocialclub.com

Vic’s on The River 26 E. Bay St. 912-721-1000 vicsontheriver.com

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Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa 1 Resort Drive 912-201-2000 www.westinsavannah.com/

Wet Willie’s 101 E. River St. 912-233-5650 wetwillies.com

Wild Wing Cafe 27 Barnard St. 912-790-9464 wildwingcafe.com

Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) 417 Pooler Pkwy.

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CULTURE THE ART•BEAT OF SAVANNAH

BY RACHAEL FLORA

CONNECT SAVANNAH | DEC 13–19, 2017

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WITH A career spanning more than fifty years and informed by an extensive education, Everett Mayo’s show at the Butcher Tattoo Studio is a must-see.

“Gates Maybe” is a collection of abstract watercolor and oil paintings that represent iron gates. The work is inspired by Mayo and his girlfriend Pamela’s 2015 visit to Savannah.

Fascinated by patterns for much of his life, Mayo saw beauty in the wrought-iron fences and gates around downtown.

“It was the perfect place,” Mayo enthuses. “There were a lot of wroughtiron motifs that spoke to the history, the old-fashioned design. I’ve always been interested in Irish design, but maybe that’s just because I’m Irish. I just gravitated towards the step railings.”

During a walk around the city, Mayo found the Butcher and was instantly interested in showing his art there.

“Savannah has a huge art school, so we were looking to see some terrific art,” he recalls. “We looked around and saw some very good realist art and traditional art, but not the kind that interested us. So we found the Butcher and met Jenny [Hawkes, curator at the Butcher] and that was where we saw Axelle Kieffer’s work. It was the best we saw. That was under Jenny’s purview.”

Mayo studied architecture at Pratt Institute and Cooper Union before falling in love with painting and transferring to Syracuse. His extensive knowledge of art history and theory is impressive and sets his art apart.

“Since the eighties, my interest as an abstract painter has been pattern, in one form or another, occasionally leaning to representational but grounded in abstraction,” Mayo says.

“In particular, Hiberno-Saxon patterns, its complexity, playfulness, subterfuge.

Not to overlook Rube Goldberg’s PostCartesian anti-logic, not to forget every

painting tests the formalist underpinnings of the modernist surface.”

However, Mayo doesn’t feel his education has benefited him artistically—in fact, the opposite.

“I’m a longtime academic, and if I’m being honest, it’s been a handicap,” he confesses. “As an artist, it interferes with doing art. One of the things I’m real proud about [in this show] is the motifs are what they are. There’s no deeper meaning except of the history of Savannah.”

Mayo follows minimalist painter Ad Reinhardt’s philosophy that artwork shouldn’t be imposing.

“He said paintings should have inert quality; they shouldn’t be disturbing,” he says. “I hope the motifs are decorative so somebody can ignore them. That’s exactly what I want to have happen.”

Though his art isn’t imposing, it is complicated. “I’ve always been involved in complicated designs,” says Mayo. “I started out painting cubistically when I was a kid, and I’ve always gravitated towards pattern. Even when I was painting landscape in the studio, there was always an underlying pattern I was aware of.”

The act of painting itself for Mayo is important.

“Having paint on the canvas is important to me,” Mayo says. “With all the brush strokes you’ll see on the canvases, it’s kind of like timekeeping. I’ve always been very much involved in the labor [intensive quality] of painting. Brush strokes represent timekeeping; they’re there to modulate.

There are two pointillists in this [body of] work. I don’t know what the hell I was thinking.”

Mayo doesn’t have an intended takeaway for the show or in general.

“If someone engages with the art, starts to see the little playful things that go on, that’s okay, but it’s there to exist,” Mayo explains.

“I’m 71. I don’t have any crusades. Just to make something beautiful is crusade enough.” CS “Gates Maybe” remains up through Jan. 7. The Butcher is located at 19 E. Bay St.

Everett Mayo’s work in ‘Gates Maybe’ was inspired by a 2015 trip to Savannah, where the architecture and art history buff fell in love with the patterns of wrought-iron gates around the downtown area. PHOTO COURTESY OF EVERETT MAYO

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Angela Burson’s handmade ornaments are among the works for sale at Kobo Gallery’s 10th Birthday celebration, with an opening this Thursday. Proceeds go to hurricane relief.

KOBO GALLERY’S 10TH BIRTHDAY — View over 100 works of art, jewelry, fibers, paintings and sculpture at a variety of prices by local artists. This year members are making handmade ornaments, and all proceeds go to help Kobo members past and present affected by Hurricane Irma. Thu., Dec. 14, 5 p.m. Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,.

CONTINUING EXHIBITS ANNUAL 2-D COMPETITION — Each year the judges select 30 finalists from a growing pool of talented young and mid-career artists throughout the nation whose work covers a variety of concepts and addresses different issues and technical considerations in art.

Through Jan. 17, 2018. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. ART IN THE ALLEY — Every Monday until Christmas, Circa1875 will feature an artist/ artists actively creating a piece of art in the alley. Silent bids will be accepted and 75% of the proceeds will benefit a family or individual in need. One piece of art represents one person assisted during this holiday season.

By the Glass wine specials will be featured during this very special “Happy Hour.” No Cover Mondays, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Circa 1875 Gastro Pub, 48 Whitaker St. AVANGUARDIA — Avanguardia, an exhibition by Savannah-based artist Lisa D. Watson, explores the encroachment of the construct-

ed environment on the natural landscape.

Watson uses 95 percent reclaimed materials in her artmaking to keep her ecological footprint small. Avanguardia is part of Telfair Museums’ #art912 initiative, a dedicated platform to showcase the work of Savannah Artists. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. BLACK / LIGHT // WHITE / NOISE — Axelle Kieffer’s paintings and collage straddle the line between the fantastic and macabre. This exhibition is presented by Sulfur Art Services, a project of Sulfur Studios, which pairs local artists with local businesses. free and open to the public Through Jan. 11, 2018, 6-9 p.m.

In Vino Veritas, 102 E. Liberty St. CLAIR AND ERIC CERAMICS — Ceramics

by Clair and Eric. Through Dec. 29. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE — Solo exhibition featuring the work of Agnieszka Kurant, composed of sculpture, works on paper, lenticular prints and a video. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

FELIX GONZALEZ-TORRES — The SCAD Museum of Art presents this eponymous exhibition of works by the late Cuban-American artist Felix Gonzalez-Torres. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

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FROM THE FRONT LINES — This series by Hannah Alsdorf examines the despondency and frustrations that women feel toward the world we have inherited while confronting our own conflicting natures of destruction and healing. Through Jan. 9, 2018. Starland Cafe, 11 East 41st St. GATES MAYBE — Everett Mayo has been painting and print making since the 60s and for this show, his work combines abstraction with the historic cast iron imagery frequently found in Savannah gates and fences.

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GOD AND MODERN MAN — What is the relationship between God and modern man?

Through Jan. 15, 2018. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. GUO PEI: COUTURE BEYOND — SCAD exhibits the work of Chinese fashion designer Guo Pei, best known for the yellow cape entertainer Rihanna wore to the 2015 Met Gala.

Through March 4, 2018. Pei Ling Chan Gallery and Garden for the Arts, 322 Martin Luther King Jr., Blvd.

THE IMAGINATIVE LANDSCAPE — A collection of 25 landscape painting by local artist Vanessa Withun inspired by the beauty of Savannah and the surrounding coastal area.

Through Dec. 31. 912-233-5348. vanessawithunfineart@gmail.com. vanessawithun.com. galleryespresso.com/. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. KAHLIL GIBRAN AND THE FEMININE DIVINE — Renowned for his literary masterpiece “The Prophet,” Lebanese-American artist and writer Kahlil Gibran began experimenting with the visual arts at a young age. Telfair Museums proudly boasts the largest public collection of visual art by Kahlil Gibran in the United States, donated in 1950 by his lifelong supporter and mentor, Southern native Mary Haskell Minis. Through Jan. 2, 2018. telfair. org/jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. KIRK VARNEDOE: IN THE MIDDLE AT THE MODERN — Can you have an art exhibition without any artworks? Is a curator an artist?

Who or what decides an object’s value?

Through the lens of an art historian’s life, Kirk Varnedoe: In the Middle at The Modern challenges the nature of authenticity and the power of museums to define what is “high” and what is “low.” Through Feb. 11, 2018. telfair.org/jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. LARRY LEVOW — Larry teaches group classes in his home studio and has just returned from instructing a weeklong plein air class in Montecatini Alto, Italy. In this current show, he is joined by students Henry and Suzanne Croci, Ron Fagin, Bobbie Kraft, Rhondda Netherton, Margie Sone, Mike Spitler and Gail Quinn. Through Dec. 31. hospicesavannah. org/. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr.

LAW AND MUSIC — Through this exhibit, the City hopes to continue Law’s legacy of education and encourage others to discover music they may not be familiar with. The exhibit features content from W. W. Law’s music, book, periodical, and photograph collections, and includes interactive activities designed to introduce children to the math and science concepts embedded in music. Through Jan. 1, 2018. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. LINES OF INFLUENCE — The SCAD Museum of Art and the Jacob and Gwendolyn Knight Lawrence Foundation present a group exhibition to commemorate the centennial celebration of the birth of acclaimed painter, storyteller, educator and chronicler of the mid-20th-century African American experience, Jacob Lawrence. Through Feb. 4, 2018.

SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

THE LITTLE FRIENDS OF PRINTMAKING: GREETINGS FROM CALIFORNIA — Husband-and-wife team JW and Melissa Buchanan are The Little Friends of Printmaking, a pair of award-winning illustrators and designers. Through Jan. 28, 2018. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. LOST AT SEA: THE LIMINAL ESSENCE OF IMMIGRATION — The museum’s first international exhibition (in various media), featuring the work of artists from Scotland, England, Ethiopia and Savannah (none of whom were born in the United States.)

Conceived by the late Bertha Husband, it investigates the psychology and logistics of trans-oceanic relocation and acculturation.

Through Jan. 7, 2018. shipsofthesea.org.

Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

MUDAPHORICALLY SPEAKING — Artist Clair Buckner improvises with ideas inspired by found objects and popular phrases.

Incorporating mix media with ceramics and photography gives her the freedom to play with words and materials. In connection to muddy metaphors and found objects, sculpture artist Eric Clark’s body of work is also an exploration of material and metaphors. His works are a composite of familiar everyday items that are hand sculpted to be aesthetically pleasing and have an autobiographical narrative. Through Dec. 28. Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St. NATIVE BLOOMS — Local artist and City of Savannah employee Carol Lasell Miller will present an exhibition of original paintings.

Through Dec. 31. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

OTHER SITUATIONS — Liliana Porter is best known for her photographs and installations exploring the conflicting boundaries between reality and fiction and the ways in which images are circulated and consumed. Selected works feature anonymous miniature figurines confronted with overwhelming tasks as a metaphor for the burden of labor and domesticity. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

CULTURE BLACK NATIVITY

BY ANNA CHANDLER

anna@connectsavannah.com

The return of

Holiday tradition is back with a new location and fresh faces See Black Nativity at New Generation Cathedral this weekend. PHOTO BY GEOFF L. JOHNSON

“Langston Hughes created the musical where you could insert whatever song you want to insert in the play,” explains Miller.

“He wrote in there that you can just do it straight, like how he has it, but he specifically says you can substitute whatever song out to fit whatever as time goes on.

We have songs that we created ourselves and traditional songs with our own spin on it. Gary Swindell is our Music Director, and he rearranges the music to make it our own.”

According to Miller, 2017’s cast is an eclectic one.

“There’s a few new people and some who have done it before and are returning,” Miller says. “It’s a mixture of new and old.”

And as always, Black Nativity features a real baby Jesus cooing in the manger.

“We always say we’re going to have a contest or something—we’ve never done it

yet—but usually we just ask our cast members, ‘Do you know anyone that’s due in October or November?’” Miller says.

“There’s always a baby being born! It shouldn’t be that hard to find one. I try to get a baby born in late October, early November, as close to the day as possible.

Sometimes we have babies that just know when to coo and cry at just the right time.”

This year, Black Nativity will be performed for the first time at New Generation Cathedral on Tennessee Avenue.

“It’s going to be in a new venue, and we prefer it in a church,” Miller says.

“It just feels good in a church! We’ve done it at Savannah Arts Academy, and it was good then, but it wasn’t as intimate, you know? It’s working out great, it’s more space than we’ve had previously at other churches, so it should work just fine.”

Having been behind the scenes since the

very beginning, Miller has seen first-hand how Savannah has embraced the production and supported the play year after year.

“We always tell people, whether you are in the Christmas spirit yet or not, we will surely get you in the spirit to give,” she says.

“We’re going to keep doing it as long as we can and keep making it a tradition that everyone looks forward to every year.” CS

PERFORMING ARTS COLLECTIVE OF SAVANNAH PRESENTS: BLACK NATIVITY

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A CHRISTMAS tradition is returning for its eighth year.

Black Nativity, Langston Hughes’ interpretation of St. Luke’s story of the birth of Jesus Christ, offers a mesmerizing performance every year, complete with live music, singing, and dancing, and 2017’s production is no exception.

Auditions began in September, and by the first week of October, Black Nativity was in full rehearsal mode. Led by Director and Executive Producer Darowe J. McMillon, Co-Director, Music Director, and Executive Producter Gary Swindell, Artistic Director, Lead Choreographer, and Executive Producer Muriel Miller, Stage Manager Lucia Jahannes, Stage Manager Leigh Abernathy, and Production Assistant Melissa Lloyd-Wade, the Performing Arts Collective of Savannah’s Nativity is ready to share their spirit with Savannah.

Miller got involved in the production in its early days.

“Our first director, Clinton D. Powell, who started Spitfire Poetry Group, we’d been friends for a really long time and we really wanted to do a play together,” she says.

“So we created the Performing Arts Collective of Savannah and decided that we wanted to do Black Nativity as our first play. We hadn’t done it before, so we chose that one.”

A couple of months after auditions, Powell was admitted to the hospital and diagnosed with cancer.

“He stayed in the hospital all through it, but kept directing from his hospital bed,” Miller warmly remembers. “He wasn’t able to come see the show, so we took the show to the hospital just for him to see.”

Powell passed a month after the special visit. Now, every year, the production travels to a local hospital to honor his memory.

“We try to do things like that all the time,” says Miller.

Black Nativity was first performed OffBroadway in December 1961. Poet, novelist, playwright, and activist Hughes shaped holiday history with his retelling of the classic Nativity story, featuring an entirely black cast and traditional Christmas carols sung in gospel style. Over the years, the production has become a classic for communities and families everywhere.

“We do the original Langston Hughes version with our spin on it,” Miller says.

“We start the play with a scripture, John 1:1: ‘In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.’ That’s how we start our play off, but that’s something of a unique thing.”

Performing Arts Collective of Savannah also likes to put their one-of-a-kind touch on the production through music.

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The Fox Burger: Beyond Burger, pretzel bun, grilled pear, arugula, caramelized onion, agaveDijon mustard and pickled red onion.

BY MARIA WHITEWAY

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PLANT-BASED eateries are on the rise around the country and for good reason; vegetables are the stars of the plate, delivering a wow-factor in the absence of animal products.

The terms “vegetable-focused” and “plant-based” have essentially replaced “vegan” and “vegetarian” in restaurants, as most chefs nationwide see liberty in inventing dishes that hone in on farmfresh produce.

Savannah continues to contribute to this ever-expanding veggie movement with its latest plant-based cafe, Fox & Fig. Clay Ehmke, co-owner and general manager, along with Jennifer Jenkins, owner of the Foxy Family Dynasty, welcomed the Fox & Fig to the neighborhood just before Thanksgiving.

The charming effervescent café sits on the corner of Habersham and East Harris Street, overlooking lush Troup Square.

Savannahians will recognize the space as the former Firefly restaurant.

As a person who has been eating vegan food for six years, Ehmke dreamed of opening a plant-based café. He managed different cafes for a couple years before moving to Savannah.

Once in Savannah, Ehmke assisted in opening The Collins Quarter, where he was tasked to visit and study the best cafés in New York City, gathering instrumental intel on the makings of a great shop.

Later he managed The Coffee Fox for 2 ½ years, and helped open Henny Penny Art Space & Café as the front of house manager. Now, his dream has come true, with the help of Jenkins.

“It’s a collaboration. [Jenkins] brings the brand, the heart and soul of it, the aesthetics. I bring the operations and concept, 30 management, leadership and team. It’s a

Clay Ehmke, co-owner and general manager of Fox & Fig.

Soaked Chia Porridge: Cold coconut cream engorges black chia seeds, fruit, microgreens, candied lime-peel, pepitas and hemp seeds and agave nectar.

100 percent raw Cashew Cheesecake with House Salted Caramel Basil Blossom & Cookie Butter Truffle with PERC espresso

partnership,” Ehmke explains.

Ehmke goes on to clarify that he is not using the word vegan because he does not want to push an agenda.

“At the end of the day, I do have activism with it. I want people to know that they can eat plant-based food with no loss to their palate. We don’t have an agenda to push, just good food, featuring good dishes.”

As with any dream, Ehmke was anxious to see the community’s response to this “all vegan, full-service restaurant, as it’s different from what Savannah is used to.”

While waiting for a certificate of occupancy, Fox & Fig had a pop-up party at Foxy Loxy. “There was a line around the corner. We served almost 300 people in two hours,” recalls Ehmke. Four days later, they announced the opening of Fox & Fig, and the house was packed.

In less than a month, Fox & Fig’s popularity has flourished with Ehmke covering the front of the house and Executive

Chef Anthony Bayness as well as Chef de Cuisine Shawn Harrison in the back of the house. Bayness was the former head chef at The Collins Quarter and colleague of Ehmke.

Ehmke boasts, “[Bayness] has quite a resume and brings so much to the kitchen.

If I had a wish list of who to work in my kitchen, it would be him.”

Chef Harrison, a devote vegan, owns and operates an all-vegan pop-up dining series “Tephra,” that was originally based in Charlotte. He and Ehmke met a few years ago in a collaborative effort to bring plantbased food to Savannah. Harrison has played a huge role in menu development leading up to the café’s opening.

“They are both running the show,” Ehmke proudly declares.

This precious café seats about 40 people, with outdoor seating that overlooks the picturesque neighborhood and square. Grand windows line the corner lot,

streaming in brilliant light. Brick stairs lead down into the space, where tables sit snug side by side and in alcoves by the scenic windows.

The chatter of caffeinated patrons, bustle of cheerful servers, clinking of coffee mugs, whirl of the espresso machine and chiming of forks on plates all contribute to the high-spirited vibe of the eatery.

The completely renovated space evokes a springtime sentiment with a lavender, white and grey color palette. Vibrant florals on each table and art featuring birds and blooms symbolize the fresh innovation that Fox & Fig embodies.

Currently this plant-based café is open every day from 8am to 3pm, serving a “brunch-heavy, brunch-forward, brunchcentric” menu. The menu has 10 plates, ranging in size and flavor profiles.

Fox & Fig is a restaurant and coffee shop for everyone, not just vegans and vegetarians. Because of this the menu is

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descriptive, listing all ingredients in each dish. This purposeful detail is meant to be a gateway for discussion, a way to shed light on unfamiliar ingredients.

Start your morning off with PERC coffee from the espresso bar or specialty tea menu. Order a steamy cup of Earl Grey + Lavender tea or a chocolaty sip of Mochaccino, both made creamy with Oatly Milk.

This plant-based liquid made from oats and water is enriched with calcium and vitamins.

When it comes to food, all herbivores and omnivores have something in common; they want it to taste good. At Fox & Fig, dishes that delight herbivores are blowing the minds of omnivores (I can attest).

For a stunning and dainty breakfast bowl, the Soaked Chia Porridge delivers a wow-factor. Cold coconut cream engorges black chia seeds, lending to the tapioca texture. A rainbow of fruits, micro-greens, candied lime-peel, pepitas and hemp seeds are topped with a swirl of sweet agave nectar. This sweet, refreshing, coconutty dish is worthy of licking the bowl.

The Plant Food Plank is an artisanal craft “cheese” platter meant for sharing.

The board boasts four creamy faux cheeses from Miyoko’s Creamery. From fresh slabs of mozzarella and double cream chive to garlic herb and aged smoked farmhouse,

The Plant Food Plank- artisanal faux cheeses from Miyoko’s Creamery — are unbelievable.

these cheesy alternatives are predominantly made from cashews.

The cheeses are served alongside pickled red onion, olive-walnut tapenade, house made hibiscus strawberry jam with hibiscus flowers, and Auspicious Baking Company toast. The familiar textures and flavors of the cheeses make the fact that they are dairy-free almost unbelievable.

When eating plant-based food, there is always a question of compromise. No one doubts that a vegetable-forward chef can

crank out a scrumptious veggie dish like the Breakfast Hash, with sweet potato, russet potato, cauliflower, asparagus, shiitake mushrooms, peppers, onion and a cashew hollandaise sauce.

But, when a plant-based chef serves a burger, eyes start to roll and cynicism takes over.

The Fox Burger, with a soft pretzel bun, grilled pear, arugula, caramelized onion, agave-Dijon mustard and pickled red onion, is hands-down one of the best burgers in

town. Besides the crispy kale chips, what makes it uber-special is the Beyond Burger patty, a plant-based burger that looks, cooks, and tastes like a fresh beef burger.

The burger’s color resembles medium rare beef that oozes juices. The sweet and savory accoutrements, along with the smoky meatiness of the plant patty, make the Fox Burger a hot commodity.

Not to sugarcoat it, but Fox & Fig also serves plant-based confections. Indulge in a creamy slice of 100 percent raw Cashew Cheesecake drizzled with House Salted Caramel and sprinkled Basil Blossom. Or pop a Cookie Butter Truffle with PERC espresso in your mouth for a sweet treat.

In mid-December Fox & Fig plans on receiving their wine license, followed by a beer license. With that, dinner will be served. Ehmke projects that the menu will consist of six to seven large plates, each featuring a certain vegetable.

The dish will simply be named after the specific veggie headlining the dish — think “Mushroom” or “Carrot.” The dinner menu has a farm-to-table theme, following the seasonality of local products.

Over the course of a few years, Savannah’s food and beverage businesses have embraced trending concepts, altering the trajectory of the city’s food scene. Fox & Fig has contributed to this movement. CS

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2017 Gift Guide for the Craft Beer Drinker

BY RAYMOND GADDY

BUYING holiday beer for your craft beerloving friend or family member can be tough and frustrating. If they have been focused on craft beer for any amount of time they probably have every type of glass, growler and bottle opener out there.

Sure you can go grab a mixed six-pack and call it a day, but many beer drinkers like to check off every beer they can get their hands on and may have already tasted everything on local shelves.

How can you know if they have had a particular beer? If your beer aficionado is anything like the guys around Brew/ Drink/Run, then buying beer is really hard unless you can get your hands on one of the craft beer whales.

This list focuses on gifts for those of us who want to do something more than make a random. mixed-six.

Stocking Stuffers: Go Local

Every beer drinker has their favorite brewery. I’ll wager yours even has a favorite local brewery. Let them wear their love for local beer by picking up a gift from one.

T-shirts and pint glasses are always appreciated and let craft beer lovers show their pride in local beer. All four of Savannah’s breweries — Southbound, Service, Moon River and Coastal Empire — have several options for any desired style. Whatever the preference, remember supporting local is good for your economy and your brewery.

Still want to buy beer and not gear?

Then pick up a gift card from White Whale, Largo or one of the Habersham Beverage branches.

This system makes transferring beer and clean up a breeze. It also allows for the collection of yeast so your homebrewer can reuse yeast or even culture their own.

For the Home Brewer or Wannabe Home Brewer:

For the “Beer Collector”

Many beer lovers would love to take the plunge into brewing their own beer. Usually the only thing holding them back is the initial investment in equipment. There are many affordable kits available with varying amounts of equipment. Stay local and purchase your kit from the Savannah Homebrew Shoppe.

For the experienced home brewer I suggest the Catalyst Fermentation System.

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Your craft beer drinker may have tried all of the local shelf beers, but that doesn’t mean that, with a little work, you can’t track down some new beers for your craft beer “collector” to try.

There are several craft beer membership options out there but one of the more interesting ones is the Rare Beer Club.

Each month the tasting panel at the Rare Beer Club chooses two beers that are both highly rated and difficult for your average drinker to find. These could include foreign beers, barrel-aged beers, one-offs or anniversary beers. At least one of each of these beers are then shipped to your beer drinker. There are three levels of subscription to choose from, one bottle of each beer,

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The Big Gift

The tenth edition of Sam Adams Utopias! Occasionally Sam Adams brews up a beer so high in ABV and intense in flavor that it’s illegal to sell it in some states.

Georgia included. 2017 is one of those years.

Utopias starts off as a regular beer, a mixture of hops and malts, but that’s where things take a turn. After brewing, a mixture of yeasts is added to beef up the ABV to the point where most yeasts can’t take the ABV and die.

Then Sam Adams adds a final “ninja yeast” that can handle that amount of alcohol to further push the ABV up to 28%.

This beer is then aged in a variety of bourbon, carcavelos and port barrels.

This year they added aquavit barrels to the list. Aquavit is a Scandanavian spirit brewed with spices like dill and caraway.

After aging the brewers blend these beers together along with some previously brewed Utopias vintages: a twenty-fouryear-old triple bock and seventeen-yearold Millennium. The resulting mixture is then distributed to hand-numbered ceramic vessels.

Utopias is served warm, un-carbonated and in small doses. It tastes like sherry or a strong port, so it’s a big deviation from what most beer drinkers consider beer. At around $200 a bottle it’s not for everyone but is certainly a conversation starter and fine addition to the beer cellar. CS

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James Franco’s The Disaster Artist is another cheerful Hollywood-insider piece about a man whose ambitions far outweigh his expertise

THE DISASTER ARTIST

OOO The spiritual companion piece to director Tim Burton’s Ed Wood, director-star James Franco’s The Disaster Artist is another cheerful Hollywood-insider piece about a man whose ambitions far outweigh his expertise.

In this case, it’s Tommy Wiseau, the mysterious figure who in 2003 served as writer-director-producer-star-financier of The Room. A shockingly inept film about the love triangle between a nice guy named Johnny (Wiseau), his fiancée Lisa (Juliette Danielle) and his best friend Mark (Greg Sestero), The Room was barely seen upon its original release but has since emerged as a cult sensation.

It even inspired a tell-all book, Sestero’s The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, The Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made, and it’s that tome that functioned as the primary source for this endlessly entertaining film.

Scripted by Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber (the team behind The Spectacular Now and (500) Days of Summer), The Disaster Artist initially traces the growing friendship between Wiseau (James Franco) and Sestero (Dave Franco) as the pair try to make it in San Francisco.

Eventually realizing that true thespian stardom can only be achieved in La La Land, the men move to Los Angeles and immediately hit the various agencies.

While the good-looking Sestero lands a few nibbles here and there, the bizarre Wiseau has absolutely no luck – this is turn spurs Wiseau to make his own movie, with Sestero as his co-star.

What follows is an often uproarious yarn that finds Wiseau attempting to get The Room made even as his own cast and crew members stare in disbelief at his eccentric antics (Seth Rogen adds some nicely modulated deadpan humor as script supervisor Sandy Schklair). Yet even amidst all the hilarity, there’s a subtle poignancy at work, as Franco (as director) and his scripters clearly admire Wiseau’s sincerity while also taking note of his insecurity.

This is especially hammered home in an early sequence set in an acting class —condescendingly told that his unconventional looks and irregular cadence will only allow him to play monsters and villains, Wiseau responds by informing the gathered assemblage that they’re the villains because of how they’re treating him. It’s a sobering moment, and Franco, delivering a career-best performance, sells it beautifully.

The Disaster Artist is engaging enough on its own terms, and it’s not a requisite to have seen The Room beforehand. But it’s definitely recommended. Virginal viewers who watch as Franco’s Wiseau wails, ““I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi, Mark.” will extract a few chuckles from the scene, but Room rompers had best prepare for nyuks on a nirvanic level.

COCO

OOO Viewers who elect to see the animated feature Coco have my full blessing to arrive approximately 30 or 35 minutes after the announced show time. That way, they can miss the 15 or so minutes of trailers for

mostly awful-looking efforts like Duck Duck Goose and Sherlock Gnomes and, more importantly, avoid the painful Olaf’s Frozen Adventure, the preceding short that runs a punishing 22 minutes.

After that, it’s all smooth sailing, as Coco proves to be another top-shelf effort from the Pixar factory. The fanciful story centers on Miguel (voiced by Anthony Gonzalez), a young Mexican boy who yearns to become a celebrated musician like his idol, the late singing star Ernesto de la Cruz (Benjamin Bratt).

That’s quite the challenge, though, since his entire family hates music and has prohibited anyone within its ranks to ever pick up a guitar or a microphone.

(The disdain traces back generations, to when Miguel’s great-great-grandmother was abandoned by her husband, who left to pursue his musical career.)

Undeterred, Miguel goes against his family’s wishes, a decision that, through supernatural means, catapults him into the Land of the Dead. There, he not only has to contend with a hard-luck layabout named Hector (Gael García Bernal) but also with his deceased ancestors, all of whom also forbid him from becoming a musician.

Coco opens by following the traditional toon template of a person following their dreams against all odds, but once Miguel reaches the Land of the Dead, the movie deepens in satisfying and even unexpected ways. Interpersonal relationships take some surprising turns, and the story’s metaphysical slant (particularly the notion that a person doesn’t truly disappear until

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no one remembers they ever existed) lends the proceedings a haunting and ruminative air.

All of this is played out with Pixar’s usual attention to engaging characters (dumb dogs are always a reliable addition, and here we get Dante, a street hound with a tongue longer than that of Kiss’s Gene Simmons) and cutting-edge animation that is ofttimes jaw-dropping.

In a year in which American animated efforts took a hit with the dreary likes of The Emoji Movie and Despicable Me 3, Coco easily outpaces the competition by continuously hitting all the right notes.

LAST FLAG FLYING

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OOO With such titles as Dazed and Confused, Everybody Wants Some!! and the masterful Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight trilogy, writer-director Richard Linklater has spent the majority of his career focusing on the experiences of the young and the restless.

Last Flag Flying leaps so far in the opposite direction that it’s almost startling to see his name appear in the credits. In this picture, the central characters are more likely to carry AARP cards rather than the fake IDs required of past Linklater protagonists.

Last Flag Flying will certainly stir memories of the 1973 Jack Nicholson vehicle The Last Detail, and that’s no accident. Both films are based on novels by Darryl Ponicsan, and the author himself co-scripted this new picture alongside Linklater.

Set in 2003, it focuses on Larry “Doc” Shepherd (Steve Carell), a Vietnam War veteran whose only child has just been killed in the Iraq War. Before traveling to claim the body, he asks two fellow grunts he hasn’t seen in approximately 30 years to accompany him on his road trip. Both Sal Nealon (Bryan Cranston), now a coarse bar owner, and Richard Mueller (Laurence Fishburne), long a respected reverend, say yes.

What follows is a journey that hits most of the expected beats, with Richard loosening his holy collar, Sal exhibiting flashes of restraint and sensitivity, and Doc coming to grips with the death of his son.

All three actors are predictably excellent, with further notable turns by J. Quinton Johnson as Charlie Washington, a young Marine assigned to accompany the three men as they make burial arrangements for Doc’s son, and the great Cicely Tyson (looking fabulous at 92) as Mrs. Hightower, the grandmother of a soldier whose death in Vietnam remains a troubling link between the trio.

Indeed, the characters’ memories of Vietnam commingle easily with the film’s Junior-Bush-league setting. Doc, Sal and 34 Richard all love their country but hate the

Coco opens by following the traditional toon template of a person following their dreams against all odds, but once Miguel reaches the Land of the Dead, the movie deepens in satisfying and even unexpected ways. ever-changing governments that perennially view young Americans as expendable fodder, and the three men can’t help but chuckle as they hear Washington (who served with Doc’s son in Baghdad) repeat the gung-ho speeches they themselves heard 30 years earlier. Last Flag Flying is proudly pro-soldier and anti-war, and real American patriots will grasp it at once.

JUSTICE LEAGUE

OO Certainly, after the three-and-out represented by Man of Steel, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, and Suicide Squad, the arrival of this past summer’s Wonder Woman was nothing short of a miracle.

The solo starring vehicle for the Amazonian warrior princess clicked on all cylinders, and it appeared that DC had finally turned the corner and would begin producing superhero sagas as acclaimed and as beloved as those emanating from the Marvel warehouse.

But if Justice League makes anything clear, it’s that Wonder Woman was an illusion, a cinematic sleight of hand, and the celluloid equivalent of a stopped clock being right twice a day. Justice League defaults to the problems that have plagued the DCEU films pre-WW, and while it offers more pleasures than its detractors would ever admit, it still qualifies as yet another big-screen disappointment from The House That Clark Built.

A constant problem in all the DCEU titles (even Wonder Woman) has been the lack of a truly great villain, and that debit continues with this picture. Steppenwolf (voiced by Ciaran Hinds) is the latest baddie du jour, a towering CGI entity plotting to conquer Earth with the aid of demonic insects. Naturally, such a threat couldn’t be handled by just one hero, so Batman/ Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck) and Diana Price/Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) assemble a crime-fighting outfit whose members also include Barry Allen/The Flash (Ezra Miller), Arthur Curry/Aquaman (Jason Momoa) and Victor Stone/Cyborg (Ray Fisher). As expected, Superman (Henry Cavill) returns from the dead, although he’s inexplicably something of a combative tool when initially revived. But after Batman whispers “Martha” to him, he’s just fine. (OK, the scene actually plays out with

Superman smacking around the other heroes, but this alternate approach would have made just as much sense and saved the producers several million bucks in the process.)

LADY BIRD

OOO Coming-of-age movies can often feel as ubiquitous as superhero films, yet Lady Bird turns out to be one of those special efforts that manages to leapfrog over the competition with a single bound.

Although known primarily as an actress, Greta Gerwig has worked before as a writer and director, and here she devotes all her attention to those duties. This is the first time she doesn’t star in her own story – instead, the lead is Saoirse Ronan, delivering a performance that compares favorably to her smashing turn in 2015’s Oscar-nominated Brooklyn.

Set in Sacramento in 2002, the film orbits around Christine McPherson (Ronan), a high school student who prefers to go by the nickname “Lady Bird.” Like any normal teenager, Christine wants to be accepted by the popular kids and hopes to find love in the arms of a desirable classmate.

There isn’t much in Lady Bird that doesn’t feel recognizable from past films of this nature, but it’s Gerwig’s ability to make her protagonist’s struggles feel raw and real that allows this film to soar.

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS OO Although Peter Ustinov and David Suchet would repeatedly portray Belgian detective Hercule Poirot on screens both big and small, it was Albert Finney who headlined one of the most popular and enduring of all filmic properties based on an Agatha Christie whodunnit.

Released in 1974, Murder on the Orient Express proved to be a potent box office property, thanks in no small part to an all-star cast that numbered Sean Connery, Ingrid Bergman, Lauren Bacall and Anthony Perkins among its ranks.

As for Finney, his chameleonic ability to immerse himself in the role of the fastidious detective earned him an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor.

Similar raves and riches will likely be

withheld from the new version of Murder on the Orient Express. Certainly, Kenneth Branagh deserves credit for bringing this venerable novel to the modern screen, if for no other reason than to provide a viewing option for audiences not interested in Marvel or Madea (as someone quipped at my screening, this might qualify as Star Wars: The Last Jedi for the senior set).

Branagh’s interpretation of Murder on the Orient Express unfortunately registers as a disappointment, with the directorstar, aided by scripter Michael Green, puncturing the source material as often as someone ends up stabbing Edward Ratchett.

Ratchett (Johnny Depp) is one of the travelers aboard the Orient Express, and he seeks to hire fellow passenger Poirot (Branagh) to be his bodyguard lest someone try to murder him. Realizing that Ratchett is a thoroughly detestable gangster, Poirot refuses, only to awaken the next morning and find Ratchett slain.

The changes that Branagh and Green make to the novel and the remarkably faithful 1974 version are baffling, leading to a film that feels as if it’s just skimming the surface of a compelling murder-mystery. With so much emphasis on Poirot (it’s clear the director loves his star), expository scenes that should establish the other characters prove to be choppy and unsatisfying.

THOR: RAGNAROK

OOO Marvel movies have always plopped heaping servings of humor on top of the expected action and mythmaking, but Thor: Ragnarok dials up the laugh track to heretofore untested decibel levels. This is Asgard by way of The Comedy Store, an approach inspired not so much by previous Avengers-related entries but by Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Those saucy superhero outings earned praise for their irreverence and go-forbroke jokes, so it’s not surprising that one of the more traditional franchise threads has opted to similarly amplify the nyuks.

To that end, the studio suits even hired a comedian — What We Do in the Shadows’ Taika Waititi — to serve as director. The result is a rollicking adventure yarn sure to delight the faithful, and the picture emerges as arguably the most satisfying of the Thor trilogy.

At the same time, the perpetual need to go for joke means that there’s not much of a dramatic center to the project. Certainly, there’s nothing comparable to the sober moment in 2012’s The Avengers when a Holocaust survivor stands up to the fascistic Loki (Tom Hiddleston), or the heartbreaking scene in 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier when Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) tenderly tends to an elderly Peggy Carter (Hayley Atwell). CS

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13TH COLONY PATRIOTS Conservative political activists that meet the 13th of each month. Dedicated to preserving the U.S. Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. See Facebook page for meeting location. Free 13th of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-604-4048. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. DISTRICT 1 ALDERMAN TOWN HALL MEETINGS City of Savannah District 1 Alderman Van Johnson will hold two follow-up Town Hall meeting to discuss City Council’s budget retreat, proposed fire fee, public safety, the new arena and other matters of interest.

District 1 residents and concerned citizens are encouraged to attend. Thu., Dec. 14, 6:30 p.m. savannahcivic.com. The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. DISTRICT 3 ALDERMAN TOWN HALL MEETING City of Savannah District 3 Alderman John Hall has scheduled a town hall meeting. The topic of discussion is the proposed fire fee.

Representatives from the police, property maintenance, and sanitation departments will be present in case any additional questions come from the residents. Wed., Dec. 13, 6 p.m. Sol C. Johnson High School, 3012 Sunset Blvd.

GREEN PARTY OF CHATHAM COUNTY People, Planet and Peace over Profit!

Meets Saturdays and the first Tuesday of every month. Join the Facebook group, @ ChathamGreens, to find out about upcoming local events. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

SAVANNAH AREA YOUNG REPUBLICANS Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr. org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free ongoing. 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com.

SAVANNAH LIBERTARIANS Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook. com/groups/SAVlibertarians.

YOUNG DEMOCRATS Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free ongoing. 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

AUDITIONS AND CALLS FOR ENTRIES

AUDITIONS FOR ARMSTRONG YOUTH ORCHESTRA Open to students enrolled in primary grades through high school and including Armstrong students (available for course credit). Auditions, by appointment, are in Armstrong Fine Arts Hall. To schedule an audition, e-mail: savaayo@yahoo.com. Info is also available at www.savaayo.org. AYO is

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Lecture: Dr. Robert Strozier Reading of Truman Capote’s ‘A Christmas Memory’

Retired Armstrong State University English professor Dr. Robert Strozier will deliver the 28th annual holiday reading of Truman Capote’s short story, “A Christmas Memory.” Don’t miss this annual holiday tradition.

FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC SUN., DEC. 17, 3 P.M. FLANNERY O’CONNOR CHILDHOOD HOME, 207 E. CHARLTON STREET. sponsored in part by the Savannah Friends of Music, www.savannahfriendsofmusic. com ongoing. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. CALL FOR APPLICATIONS FOR TEDXSAVANNAH

Speaker applications open Monday, Nov. 20 for the 2018 TEDxSavannah, scheduled for May 11, 2018. For details, go to tedxsavannah.com on Nov. 20 or visit the TEDxSavannah Facebook page. Ticket sales begin March 12. Through May 11, 2018.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

CALL FOR AUDITIONS FOR THE DOWNTOWN DELILAHS DANCE CABARET The Downtown Delilahs dance cabaret are holding auditions for several upcoming shows. To set up an audition, contact Jade Bills at 912-272-7601. Through Feb. 28, 2018. No physical address given, none.

CALL FOR ENTRIES FOR VIGNETTE SAVANNAH Are you a student living fabulously in a studio apartment or a creative with an efficient yet stylish workspace? Maybe you’re renewing your space after Hurricane Matthew, decorating your home for the holidays for the first time, or just want to share the character & charm of your historical home? Whatever your space, Vignette Savannah would love to feature you. Vignette Savannah is a web presence that features the most creative and eclectic living, leisure, and work spaces in Savannah.

Tell us about yours at vignettesavannah@ gmail.com, and check us out in the weeks to come at vignettesavannah.com. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

CALL FOR JESUS-YESHUA PRODUCTION CLUB AND VIDEO CREW Contact Brenda Lee at 912-236-3156 or at revbrendalee@yahoo.com for more information. ongoing. Online only, none.

CALL FOR MUSICIANS FOR EFFINGHAM COUNTY ORCHESTRA Effingham Community Orchestra is now accepting additional musicians.

Instruments included are winds, orchestral strings and orchestral percussion. For information contact the Director at www. effinghamcommunityorchestra.org or call 912-826-5300 ext. 110. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS IN PTSD STUDY Are you a recent combat veteran experiencing psychological or emotional stress related to your combat? You may be eligible to receive first-line medication and talk therapy interventions with proven effectiveness. PROGrESS is a study looking to learn more about how to effectively treat recent combat veterans with PTSD. The therapies are not experimental. You will be randomly assigned to receive either psychotherapy, medication, or both. For more information about the PROGrESS study, please call 912-920-0214 ext. 2169. ongoing. Online only, none.

CALL FOR WORLD WAR I ITEMS FOR CITY EXHIBIT The City of Savannah Research Library & Municipal Archives is currently planning a World War I Centennial exhibit for 2018 to honor Savannahians’ role in the war.

The City would like to include items from local residents and families to further personalize the exhibit. Residents are asked to share World War I related artifacts or documents with the City to help create the exhibit. To lend an item to the exhibit or to learn more about the exhibit, please

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contact Luciana Spracher, City of Savannah Library & Archives Director, at Lspracher@ savannahga.gov or (912) 651-6411. ongoing. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street.

RELIGIOUS ETHNIC ARTISTS NEEDED Religious ethnic (JESUS-YESHUA) artists and musicals needed for upcoming season.

A classical accompanist and conductor for sacred music and gospel singers needed.

Contact Reverend Brenda Lee (912) 2363154; email: revbrendalee@yahoo.com ongoing. No physical address given, none.

TELL US YOUR GHOST STORY? Organization seeks to document your first hand experiences with psychical phenomenon for analysis and potential investigation. Our investigators have reputable credentials and long time investigation training and connections with the top minds and researchers in parapsychology field research and other areas. We are especially interested in Chatham and neighboring counties with special emphasis on Savannah itself and the Historic District. Interviewees should be comfortable with video documentation of themselves and events w/privacy level negotiated beforehand. ongoing. amchclub@yahoo.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

BENEFITS

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HALLOWEEN FOOD DRIVE Help families in need by donating to America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia. Non-perishables like peanut butter, jelly, canned meats, soups, canned fruit, and rice are especially needed. Donations are accepted at 3109 E. Victory Drive Monday through Friday from 9:30 am to 5 pm. Online donations are accepted at fooddriveonline. org/HelpEndHunger. Through Jan. 1, 2018. kristin.brown@century21.com.. helpendhunger.org. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St. LOW COUNTRY DERMATOLOGY HOLDS DONATION DRIVE FOR THE RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE OF THE COASTAL EMPIRE Low Country Dermatology will hold a holiday donation drive to collect needed supplies for the Ronald McDonald House Charities of the Coastal Empire and to help stock a “holiday store” for families who use the house.

Donations will be accepted through Friday, December 15 at 12 p.m. Through Dec. 15.

Low Country Dermatology, 310 Eisenhower Dr. Suite 12A. SANTA’S PANTRY FOOD DRIVE Santa’s Pantry is holding a food drive for Title I students within our district. The organization will deliver bagged food to schools on Dec. 14-15. Through Dec. 15.

912-433-1448. No physical address given, none.

SCMPD ANIMAL CONTROL SEEKS VOLUNTEERS Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential 36 volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior

to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-yearsold. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

CLASSES, CAMPS & WORKSHOPS

ART, MUSIC, PIANO, VOICE COACHING Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

BASIC SELF DEFENSE Essential self-defense for adults. $30/ month Tuesdays, Thursdays, 6 p.m. fit912savannah.com. fit912savannah.com.

Fit912 Savannah, 428 Bull Street.

BEADING CLASSSES AT EPIPHANY BEAD & JEWELRY STUDIO Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-677-3983. epiphany.indiemade.com.

Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. BEGINNING BELLY DANCE CLASSES Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com.

BRIDGE LESSONS Competitive Bidding (BB2), Saturday, February 4 at 10AM. Defensive Signals (BB5), Monday February 6. They are 4 week classes. Intermediate and advanced workshops continue on Fridays at 10AM. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave, Sandfly. Also, games are held in the afternoon and/or evening almost every day. There is something for players at all levels. Check our website for fees and schedules of games and other classes. ongoing. 912-228-4838. bridgewebs.com/ savannahclubs. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave. CHAMPIONS TRAINING CENTER Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. CLAY CLASSES Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

BOATING CLASSES Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

COUNTRY TWO STEP GROUP CLASS Country Two Step: no partner needed or experience required. 4 weeks for $40 or drop in for $15. $40 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 7-8 p.m. 612-470-6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 301

US Hwy 80 SE. CREATIVITY COACHING Do you have a creative idea but don’t know where to start? Is it time to move forward with your project? Work with your very own creativity coach and learn how to blast through blocks, plan your time, and enjoy the richness of a creative life. See website for more info at www.laurenl.com/creativity_ coaching/ or contact Creativity@LaurenL. com ongoing. Online, ---.

DIVAS & PUMPS: ADULT HEELS DANCE CLASS Divas & Pumps is a dance class teaching walks, struts, freestyles, and choreography to hits by our favorite Divas. Come get your life every Wednesday at 7:30. $15 Wednesdays, 7:30 p.m. 323-539-1760.

DANCEHOWIWANTTO@GMAIL.COM. DANCEHOWIWANTTO.COM. DUI PREVENTION GROUP Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers.

Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410.

FAMILY LAW WORKSHOP The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

FANY’S SPANISH/ENGLISH INSTITUTE Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing. 912921-4646.

HOUSING AUTHORITY NEIGHBORHOOD RESOURCE CENTER Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing. 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha.com/NRC. html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. JR. AQUARIST Have you ever wondered what goes on behind-the-scenes at the aquarium? Now is your chance to experience a day in the life of an aquarist. The UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium invites children ages 10-15 to spend the morning learning how to care for aquarium animals alongside aquarium staff. $22 Mon., Dec. 18, 1 p.m.

912-598-3345. kayla270@uga.edu. gacoast. uga.edu/events/. UGA Marine Education Center and Aquarium, 30 Ocean Science Circle.

KNITTING & CROCHET CLASSES Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com.

LIFE CHALLENGE COACHING In an environment of patience, nonjudgement and compassion, we will explore the source of your challenge, the beliefs that hold your challenge in place, and discover & enact healthy and healing life changes. For

appointment, contact Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) to 912-429-7265. ongoing. Online only, none.

MUSIC LESSONS AND CLASSES: ALL INSTRUMENTS, ALL AGES Portman’s Music Academy offers private lessons on piano, guitar (electric, acoustic, classical), mandolin, ukulele, banjo, bass guitar, drums, percussion, voice, clarinet, saxophone (alto and tenor), oboe, flute, bassoon, trumpet, trombone, euphonium, tuba, DJ, Pro Logic, Composition, Ear Training, violin, viola, and cello. Group classes for beginner piano and guitar. Music Adventures for ages 5 to 7. ongoing. 912354-1500. portmansmusic.com. Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. MUSIC LESSONS--MULTIPLE INSTRUMENTS AND STYLES Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels for Guitar (electric, acoustic, bass, classical, jazz), Piano, Flute, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Clarinet, Saxophone, and Voice as well as Music Theory/ Composition/ Ear Training.

We teach public, private and home school students as well as adults at all experience levels. Located at 15 East Montgomery Crossroads in Office #205 near White Bluff Road, Savannah, GA. ongoing. 912388-1806. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

NEW HORIZONS ADULT BAND PROGRAM Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Tuesdays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. NOVEL WRITING Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES Photography Workshops: Beginner to Advanced level. 4-hour sessions. $250 per student. See website for complete list. 410251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography. com. chrismorrisphotography.com/learn.

PIANO VOICE-COACHING Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

POWER SELF DEFENSE Get fit and develop powerful selfdefense skills. For active adults. $30/ month Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7 p.m. fit912savannah.com. fit912savannah.com.

Fit912 Savannah, 428 Bull Street.

R&B SOUL ADULT LINE DANCING The R&B Soul line dance group Savannah Show Stoppers are conducting line dance classes every Monday night at the West Broad St. YMCA and every Tuesday nights at the John Delaware Center. Both classes starts at 6:30. Lamont Hunter, the founder of the Savannah Show Stoppers, is the Instructor. Donations Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-220-7712.

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hlamont70@yahoo.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. REIKI TREATMENT Reiki relaxes & rejuvenates; promotes emotional & physical healing; reduces neuromuscular & arthritic pain. E-mail request for appointment/ Fee base at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) 912429-7265 ongoing. Online only, none.

RESTORE & RENEW Restorative yoga relaxes and heals the body and mind. Sue will lead you through a series of poses that allow you to surrender your body onto supportive blankets. During your practice, full body breath will stimulate relaxation and muscular tension will soften.

Complete your practice with Sue’s guided relaxation and float into deep rest. Treat yourself to this practice and see what can open up in you. Yoga students of all ages and levels welcome. This workshop is not heated. $30 Sat., Dec. 16, 3-5 p.m. 912349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com/workshops. savannahpoweryoga.com. Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Road Unit J-3.

A. ROPER STUDIO - VOICE TECHNIQUE AND COACHING Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

RUSSIAN LANGUAGE CLASSES Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

SAMBA SAVANNAH DRUMMING WORKSHOP Learn Afro-Brazilian rhythms with drumming instructor Andrew Hartzell. All ages. $10 Sundays, 2:30 p.m. starlandiasupply.com.

Starlandia Creative Supply, 2438 Bull Street.

SASS & SWAG ADULT HIP HOP Sass & Swag is a high energy, adult hip hop dance class. Learn hip hop grooves you can take to any party or club, and learn a choreographed routine to today’s hottest hits. Mondays at 7:30 pm. $15 Mondays, 7:30 p.m. 323-539-1760.

DANCEHOWIWANTTO@GMAIL.COM. DANCEHOWIWANTTO.COM. TIME FOR SCRAPPING Time for Scrapping is hosting a 3 day crop event January 19-21, 2018 in Pooler GA for scrapbookers, stampers and crafters. Time away to work on unfinished projects or to start new ones. Creative classes will be offered, daily door prizes, on-site vendors and much more. For information join our FB page Time for Scrapping or email: timeforscrapping@gmail.com Through Jan. 21, 2018.

TINKERGARTEN FREE TRIAL A Tinkergarten leader was recently chosen for Savannah, and 2 free trial classes are being offered. Tinkergarten is a wonderful program that provides educational and fun classes for kids ages 18 months to 8 years old, in the healthiest classroom of all—the outdoors. Free Sat., Dec. 16, 9:30-10:45

be: Join Zona Rosa, the internationally acclaimed, monthly Savannah-based writing workshops founded and led by awardwinning author Rosemary Daniell. Over 180 Zona Rosans have become published authors. For information, contact Rosemary at info@myzonarosa.com. Also ask about the week-long, intensive Sixteenth Annual Zona Rosa Writing and Living Retreat,Tybee Island, July 22-29, 2017. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS

13TH COLONY SOUND (BARBERSHOP SINGING) “If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!”

Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. ABENI CULTURAL ARTS DANCE CLASSES Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

ADOPT A DOLPHIN Adopt A Dolphin fundraiser sponsored by The Dolphin Project is being held through December 15. Dolphin adoptions are unique holiday gifts that support public education and the research of wild bottle nose dolphin that live in our estuaries. The application form can be downloaded from or completed on-line at: www.thedolphinproject.org/adopt. html Please allow a week to 10 days upon payment receipt to receive your adoption certificate. For additional information please e-mail: thedolphinproject@gmail.com Through Dec. 15. No physical address given, none.

AVEGOST LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

BUCCANEER REGION SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See It’s the story of the First Christmas through a new set of eyes. A small but brave website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org. donkey named Bo yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day, BUSINESS NETWORKING ON THE he finds the courage to break free, embarking on the adventure of his dreams.

ISLANDS Small Business Professionals Islands ADULTS $7, CHILDREN 12 AND UNDER $5 THU., DEC. 14, 7 P.M., FRI., DEC. 15, 7 Networking Group meets first Thursday P.M. AND SUN., DEC. 17, 3 & 7 P.M. 912-472-4790. TYBEEPOSTTHEATER.ORG. each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds TYBEE POST THEATER, 10 VAN HORNE Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

CHATHAM SAILING CLUB Friday evening social event at the clubhouse. a.m. and Mon., Dec. 18, 10-11:15 a.m. classes held on Fridays through the month Meet Members and their families who all susanne.evangelista@mail.tinkergarten. enjoy water based activities but whose of September only. Very limited space com. tinkergarten.com/leaders/susanne. prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is available, reserve your spot and register evangelista. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East online today. $20/class $75/September free and all are welcome, but Membership is Park Ave. encouraged after several visits once interest package ongoing. 954.682.5694. elyse.

YOUTH AND TEEN AERIAL SILK is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you. thestudio@yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net.

CLASSES thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Youth Class ages 8+. Teen Class ages 11+.

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Coastal Bead Society monthly meetings, 12 noon on the third Friday of the Month at the Coastal Georgia Center, 303 Fahm Street, near SCAD. All beaders are welcome. ongoing. wyrnut18@gmail.com. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

FIBER GUILD OF THE SAVANNAHS A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. HISTORIC FLIGHT SAVANNAH A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. ongoing. 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

HISTORIC SAVANNAH CHAPTER: ABWA Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

HOSTESS CITY TOASTMASTERS CLUB Toastmasters International is an organization which gives its members the opportunity to develop and improve their public speaking abilities through local club meetings, seminars, and contests.

Regardless of your level of comfort with public speaking, you will find a club that is interested in helping you improve your speaking abilities. Free Tuesdays, 6:15-7:15 p.m. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. bullstreetlabs.com. Bull Street Labs, 2222 Bull St. KNITTERS, NEEDLEPOINT AND CROCHET Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

LOW COUNTRY TURNERS A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongoing. 912-313-2230.

MILITARY ORDER OF THE PURPLE HEART LADIES AUXILIARY Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. PHILO CAFE Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe.

Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com.

R.U.F.F. - RETIREES UNITED FOR THE FUTURE RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull Street.

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Film: The MeshugaNutcracker!

“The MeshugaNutcracker!” showcases eight stories that pay tribute to the first celebration of Chanukah in the new state of Israel, as well as Judah Maccabee’s triumphant saga and accounts of perseverance.

TUE., DEC. 19, 7 P.M. CARMIKE 10, 511 STEPHENSON AVE. A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

SAVANNAH BREWERS’ LEAGUE Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. SAVANNAH AUTHORS WORKSHOP If you’re a writer, and you’re serious about

it, Savannah Authors Workshop is looking for you and has space for a few new members. We meet on the first and third Wednesday of each month, 6:30 p.m. at 630 East Victory Drive. We have members of all standards, from multiple-published to never-tried. Have a look at our website www. savannahauthorsworkshop.com and call Christopher Scott, President, 912-272-6309. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

SAVANNAH BUSINESS CONNECTION Savannah Business Connection provides a structured method for developing business

relationships and referrals. We welcome businesses of all types but admit only one member per profession. We hold high expectations for member participation and accountability. All prospective members are interviewed and provide references. Each week, every member and visitor delivers a 1-minute pitch for their business, and one member delivers a feature presentation. $15 Tue., Dec. 19, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. 912-3736377. tom@kenkeldesign.com. eventbrite. com/e/savannah-business-connectionregistration-39957518012. careyhilliards. com/. Carey Hilliard’s (Skidaway Rd.), 3316 Skidaway Rd. THE SAVANNAH CHINESE CORNER The Savannah Chinese Corner welcomes anyone interested in Mandarin language or Chinese culture. Meets every Saturday morning from 10 am to noon. Check the Facebook group to see meeting location. ongoing. facebook.com/groups/ SavannahChineseCorner. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH COUNCIL, NAVY LEAGUE OF THE UNITED STATES A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

SAVANNAH GO CLUB This is a new club for the board game “go” (igo, weiqi, baduk). For places and times, please call John at 734-355-2005. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH GO GREEN Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

SAVANNAH KENNEL CLUB Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub. org. careyhilliards.com. Carey Hilliard’s (Southside), 11111 Abercorn St. SAVANNAH NEWCOMERS CLUB Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events help you learn about Savannah and make new friends. Ongoing sign-up. savannahnewcomers.com. ongoing.

SAVANNAH PARROT HEAD CLUB Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

SAVANNAH TOASTMASTERS Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. SAVANNAH VEGGIES AND VEGANS Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

SCAD DAILY TOURS SCAD offers tours in Savannah, Atlanta

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and Hong Kong for prospective students and their families. Tours are available daily, excluding Sundays, in Savannah, Atlanta, and Hong Kong. Tours allow prospective students an opportunity to view classrooms and administrative buildings, galleries, residence halls and dining facilities and see where our students live, learn and prepare for professional careers. Free MondaysSaturdays. scad.edu/admission/visit-scad/ daily-tours. scad.edu/. Savannah College of Art and Design, PO Box 2072.

SPIES AND MYSTERIES BOOK CLUB A book club for readers who love thrillers, spy novels, and mysteries. We meet every 2nd Thurs of the month @6:30 pm. None second Thursday of every month, 6:30 p.m.

912-925-8305. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. VIETNAM VETERANS OF AMERICA CHAPTER 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-656-6818. jsphmtler@ gmail.com. vvasav.com.

WOODVILLE-TOMPKINS SCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

CONCERTS

THE LOVE AND SOUL EXPERIENCE Kimberly Gunn Music Presents The Love and Soul Experience every third Friday of the month beginning May 17th. There will be music, poetry, comedy, creative arts, and networking. Kimberly Gunn Music and friends will provide musical entertainment.

An event for ages 18 and up. $10 Admission $12 VIP third Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. (912) 224-6084 or (912) 224-4461. kimberlygunn.com. The Eden Room, 1105 Stiles Avenue.

EVENTS

ART SALE FOR PUERTO RICO Savannah Artists raise relief for Puerto Rico with Art Sale. Sponsored by Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church.

UMCOR all proceeds for Puerto Rico relief. Free Sat., Dec. 16, 1-4 p.m. 912 353 9171. sandybranam31404@gmail.com. asburymemorial.org/. Tracey Dolan, 17 Monastery Rd W. CAROLS FOR A CAUSE Emmett Cahill, Irish Tenor will be featured, as well as Savannah Children’s Choir and Savannah Brass Quartet. Donations benefitting Emmaus House will be accepted through free will offerings. Free and open to the public Sun., Dec. 17, 7 p.m. Christ Church Episcopal, 28 Bull Street.

COLONIAL CHRISTMAS AT WORMSLOE Wormsloe Historic Site - Savannah, GA Participate in activities such as caroling, burning of the yule log, dancing to live period music, and other holiday observances of the colonial period, including games and refreshments. $2 - $10. 912-353-3023. $2 - $10 Sat., Dec. 16, 1-4 p.m. 912-353-3023. wormsloe.shs@dnr.ga.gov. gastateparks. org/Wormsloe. gastateparks.org/info/ wormsloe/. Wormsloe Historic Site, 7601

Skidaway Rd. COMMON GROUNDS Common Grounds is a collaboration of the Episcopal Church and the United Methodist Wesley Fellowship. We meet on Wednesday nights for open theological discussion on hot button issues. All are welcome regardless of faith background or where you are on your spiritual journey. We are open and affirming of the LGBT community. Order for Compline by candlelight is offered on Sunday nights at 8PM. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. facebook.com/commongroundssavannah.

The Foundery Coffee Pub, 1313 Habersham St. DRINKS AFTER WORK This group is for people that enjoy getting out mid-week, being social after work, and want to discover new places in the downtown Savannah area. Come have a cocktail, make new friends, and get over the hump. The group will meet on Wednesdays at various establishments throughout Downtown Savannah and nearby area. http://www.meetup.com/Drinksafter-work/ https://www.facebook.com/ groups/960991837322187/ Wednesdays, 7 p.m. drinksafterworksavannah@gmail. com. meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ events/227656080/. distillerysavannah. com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. THE EXCHANGE CLUB OF SAVANNAH In a rut? The Exchange Club of Savannah welcomes men and women like you to support, serve and encourage the best teachers, students, firefighters, crime fighters, leaders and organizations in our community. Check us out at savannahexchange.org or find us on Facebook. Mondays, noon. 912-441-6559. ddewitt30@yahoo.com. Savannahexchange. org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

FOREST AND FIN ANNIVERSARY PARTY In celebration of Forest and Fin’s fist anniversary, enjoy local maker booths, a gift wrap station, snacks, kid crafts, live music

by City Hotel, and more. Sat., Dec. 16, noon.

Forest and Fin, 2423 Desoto Ave. A FORT MCALLISTER CHRISTMAS Take a step back in time to the early days of Fort McAllister to see what the officers and prominent individuals would have done to celebrate Christmas. An authentic Civil War-era dinner will be provided, along with a special guest speaker. $50 Sat., Dec. 16, 6 p.m. gastateparks.org/FortMcAllister/.

Fort McAllister Historic Park, 3894 Fort McAllister Rd. GUIDED TOURS OF THE LUCAS THEATRE FOR THE ARTS Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. Tours are Monday-Friday 10am-5pm and must be scheduled. To schedule a tour, contact Megan Chandler at 912-525-5029 or mchandle@lucastheatre.com. ongoing. 912525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. HOLIDAYS AT FORT PULASKI Experience the fort at its festively decorated best and attend guided fort tours, see cannon demonstrations featuring living

historians, and participate in family activities for all ages. Special musical entertainment will feature performances by Suzanne and Jim. Dec. 16-17, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. nps.gov/ fopu/. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island.

IWORSHIP CAFE OPEN MIC NIGHT Its an evening of artistry designed to elevate you. Come out and here positive vibes from local spoken word performers, singers, and musicians. Performers can sign up in advanced or walk-in. Free third Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. theinheritancecenter@ gmail.com. ticsav.com/iworship-cafe. ticsav.com. The Inheritance Center, 42 W. Montgomery Crossroads.

A LIGHTHOUSE CHRISTMAS Travel back through time and experience the sights and customs of Christmas at the Tybee Island Light Station in the days of out last Lighthouse Keeper and his family.

This quaint depiction of holiday cheer in the 1930’s and 40’s illustrates the traditions of a simpler time by a small family whose closest, and sometimes only, neighbors were the military families of Fort Screven. $15 adults, $10 children 5-17 (Children 4 and under free Sat., Dec. 16, 6:30-7:30, 7:30-8:30 & 8:30-9:30 p.m. 912-786-5801. desiree@ tybeelighthouse.org. tybeelighthouse.org/.

Tybee Island Lighthouse, 30 Meddin Ave. MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP DINNER AND MEETING Membership meeting with dinner and speaker. Navy League supports our Sea Services and their families. You do not have to have been in any of the military services to join. For further information contact Jeff Zureick at 912 450 0521 $22.00 third Tuesday of every month & 5:45-8:15 p.m. 912 450 0521. piwi@hargray.com. savannahnavyleague.us. Savannah Navy League, 17 lake heron ct west.

THE ORIGINAL MIDNIGHT TOUR One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ PANTRY A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

POOLER CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ANNUAL MEETING AND AWARDS BANQUET The Pooler Chamber of Commerce and Visitors Bureau, Inc. will hold its annual meeting and awards banquet. Honor the 2017 firefighter of the year, rookie firefighter of the year, police officer of the year, and the supervisor officer of the year. Thu., Dec. 14, 5:30 p.m. mightyeighth.org/. Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum, 175 Bourne Ave. SAVANNAH STORYTELLERS Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm.

Reservations encouraged by calling 912349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore. com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr.

SCAD DAILY TOURS SCAD offers tours in Savannah, Atlanta and Hong Kong for prospective students and their families. Tours are available daily, excluding Sundays, and allow prospective students an opportunity to view classrooms and administrative buildings, galleries, residence halls and dining facilities and see where our students live, learn and prepare for professional careers. For more information please visit, https://www. scad.edu/admission/visit-scad/dailytours. ongoing. SCAD Student Center, 120 Montgomery St. SHIRE OF FORTH CASTLE FIGHTER PRACTICE Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org.

SIXTH SENSE SAVANNAH TOUR In 2002, smashing all of the barriers,the Sixth Sense Savannah tour became the first tour to go well beyond the usual touring areas and subject matter, starting in a neighborhood, where locals, family, friends, chose to share their personal ghost stories, exclusively with the company founder.

30.00 Every 55 days, 9:30 p.m. 9122920960.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

SOUTH ISLANDS FARMERS’ AND ARTISANS’ MARKET Family friendly shopping with fresh produce, honey, artisan breads, gluten free artisan breads, baked goodies, jewelry, local art, local crafts, Shea butters, natural shampoos, soaps and other beauty products. Also a kids tent with free crafts to keep them entertained while you shop. Thu., Dec. 14, 3 p.m. Higher Ground Baptist Church, 9120 Whitefield Ave. SOUTHBOUND BREWERY SATURDAY TOURS AND TASTES Savannah’s first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah’s first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m.

912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com.

Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. ST. PIUS X HIGH SCHOOL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION MEETING All former students of St. Pius X High School are invited to attend this meeting.

Meet old friends, make new friends and have a great time. Several social events are hosted throughout the year. Dues are $24 a year. third Saturday of every month, 1 p.m.

Savannah Classical Academy, 402 Market Street.

SWINGIN’ HOLIDAY PARTY Dancing around the bonfire to Sassy Cats & the Toms featuring Charlie Sherrill Tickets include food, cocktails, wine, & sweets of the season Pop up artist trunk shows and markets Swag bags to 100 buyers, fabulous sales & raffles Santa, Elf, & Jovie in a vintage ride from Savannah Classic Cars $10.00 Fri., Dec. 15, 5-8 p.m.

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912-786-9216. tybeeseasidesue@aol. com. SeasideSistersTybee.com/whats-up.

Seaside Sisters, 1207 Hwy 80 East.

TYBEE’S CHRISTMAS CABARET It’s a high energy, fun-filled Christmas Cabaret presented by the Tybee Post Theater and hosted by Broadway entertainer Jim Wann and Savannah’s premier songstress Kim Pelote. You’ll hear holiday music galore – old standards and new favorites from Jim and Kim backed by an all-star band. This one-of-a-kind holiday celebration also includes the Savannahbased barbershop quartet, Fully Invested; and the youth chorus from the Tybee Island Maritime Academy. $20 adults, $10 children 12 and under. Sat., Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m.

912-472-4790. info@tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org.

Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn.

UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY Unity in the Community is a nonprofit organization that promotes and hosts free, family-friendly culturally diverse events to give back to the community. The events feature handcrafted ethnic arts and crafts, home-based businesses, and community nonprofits. Entertainment is provided by churches and other local individuals and groups. third Saturday, Sunday of every month. riverstreetsavannah.com/. River Street, River St. WILMINGTON ISLAND EVENING CHRISTMAS MARKET Enjoy a Christmas sweater competition, family fun yoga, story time and games, carolers, crafts, a visit from Santa and Mrs. Claus, and more. Sat., Dec. 16, 4 p.m.

Islands High School, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

WILMINGTON ISLAND FARMER’S MARKET Food trucks, including Chazito’s Latin Cuisine and Jenni’s Treats on the Streets, will augment the market’s selection of delicious food and artisan-crafted items available for purchase. Saturdays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Islands High School, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

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$8 COMMUNITY MEDITATION CLASSES Join us for breath work, guided meditation, and yoga nidra, a deep relaxation technique to relieve stress, quiet the mind, and find the calm within. All proceeds support local organizations. $8 Sundays, 6-7 p.m. 912349-2756.

ADULT DANCE FITNESS Come out to the Lake Mayer Community Center and participate in “Twist & Shout.”

Work out while you dance to the oldies in this fun and varied fitness class. This program is free and open to the public. Bring a yoga mat, bottled water, and a friend. FREE Tuesdays, Thursdays, 1 p.m. 912-652-6863. sedavis@chathamcounty.org. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

AERIAL YOGA CLASSES Increase flexibility and strength using aerial yoga, a relatively new approach to a traditional yoga practice. We use a silk fabric called a ‘hammock’ to support the weight of our bodies, helping us achieve various postures with more depth, ease 40 and excitement. Every Saturday. Class size

limited. Required to register online ahead of time. $25 Saturdays, 12:30-1:45 p.m.

954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo. com. thestudiosav.net/schedule.html. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE Let the excitement begin as Mahogany takes you to the best staycation each and every Tuesday night to the Islands through movement and rhythm. This class will focus on the cultural movement of Afro-Caribbean dance. Get ready for hip winding and arms in the air as we explore our bodies’ rhythm through Caribbean and reggae music. $10 Tuesdays, 6:45-7:45 p.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. AIKIDO CLASSES Aikido is a traditional Japanese martial art developed by Morihei Ueshiba, ‘O Sensei’ or (‘Great Teacher’). On a purely physical level it is an art involving throws and joint locks that are derived from Jujitsu and Kenjutsu (open hand and weapon based techniques).

Beyond the self defense aspects of the art its true goal is to challenge its practitioners to discover their best selves. $50/month for JEA Members, $70/month for NonMembers, or $80/8-class punch card Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-6040958, 912-346-2650. AikiNorm@aol.com, AikidoBilly@hotmail.com. CoastalAikido. com. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. BALLET BODY TONING Ballet Body Toning is a ballet inspired workout designed to improve balance, flexibility, and use body resistance to strengthen core, legs & booty. This workout is low impact and scorches major calories and teaches you basic ballet! Call to make a reservation before class. This is a semiprivate class so space is limited! $10.00 Wednesdays, Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. BALLROOM FIT Always wanted to learn how to ballroom dance? Don’t have a partner? Want to get in shape and have fun in the process? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this program is for you! Learn how to ballroom dance and get a great workout in the process. We use all styles of music that are modern or traditional. Cha Cha, Rumba, Swing, Jive, Samba, Paso Doble, Foxtrot, Waltz, Hustle, and more! Check out our schedule for more details. 4 classes for $40, 10 classes for $80, UNLIMITED for $120 Sundays, 5-6 p.m., Mondays, 6-7 p.m., Tuesdays, 12:30-1 p.m., Wednesdays, 12:30-1 & 6-7 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:30-1 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 301 US Hwy 80 SE. BARIATRIC SURGERY SUPPORT GROUP Located in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery.

Call or see website for info. third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center,

4700 Waters Ave. BEACH BODY WORKOUTS WITH LAURA MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

BEASTMODE FITNESS GROUP TRAINING Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results.

Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. BEGINNING POLE FITNESS Pole fitness is a fun and flirty way to get in shape! Taught by Pole Dance America National Professional Champion Sabrina Madsen, you’ll learn the basics of pole dance in a safe and welcoming environment. Gain strength, balance and confidence. Beginner Classes are open to all shapes and sizes and are for ladies only (men welcome at our Intermediate Class). $25 for drop-in or $100 for a package of 5 classes Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801.673.6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. firstcityfitness. com/pole-fitnessparties.html. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. BLUE WATER YOGA Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. CANDLE(LIT) COMMUNITY FLOW Catherine Mulligan teaches this vinyasa flow yoga class in efforts to raise money for local charities in the Savannah community. The class is heated, candlelit, and set to upbeat music. Charities are rotating and chosen based on feedback from the students who show up. $8 Thursdays. The HUB Savannah, 4505 Habersham St. DANCE DYNAMIX Dance DynaMix is a choreographed dance fitness class inspired by funky hip hop and sleek jazz moves! No dance experience required. Call 732.232.3349 to reserve your spot ahead of time, as class space is limited. Stay after class for a 30 minute stretch to wind down for the weekend with! $10.00 Wednesdays, Fridays, 10-11 a.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. FIT4MOM SAVANNAH STROLLER STRIDES A group of moms that meet with strollers and workout at Savannah Mall, Daffin Park and on occasion Hull Park. Also offer HIIT Classes to other Moms who have any age children. The HIIT program is a kid free program. 1 hour long stroller based workout with kiddos. Moms- Pre and Post Natal, and kids of stroller age. Savannah Mall (M,W,F). Daffin Park (T,Th), Hull Park (Sat) ongoing. ashleyyoungblood@fit4mom.com. savannah.fit4mom.com. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. FITNESS CLASSES AT THE JEA Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish

Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. FREE CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments.

Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. ongoing. savannahcommons.com.

FREE YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Center for WellBeing offers Free Yoga for Cancer Patients every Monday from 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. in Candler’s Heart & Lung Building, Suite 100. The very gentle movements and breath work in this class will give you much needed energy, it will make your body feel better, and it will give you a mental release. This class is free to cancer patients. Mondays, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

912-819-8800. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. FUNCTIONAL TRAINING CLASS Celebrate fall with a Saturday morning workout class. All levels welcome. A smooth mix of cardio and strengthening exercises.

Call Kara 912-667-0487 if interested. ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

GET EXCITED AND MOVE This program is designed to combat the effects of Parkinson disease for Savannah/ Chatham-area people and their caregiver.

The activities are designed to enhance and improve muscular strength, and endurance, coordination, agility, flexibility, speed work, and voice command. $10 a month Mondays-Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. & 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:3011:30 a.m. 912-376-9833. psgsav@gmail. com. Anderson-Cohen Weightlifting Center, 7230 Varnedoe Drive.

DUDE’S DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. HIKING & BIKING AT SKIDAWAY ISLAND STATE PARK Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. ongoing.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/ SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

KUNG FU SCHOOL: VING TSUN Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-5150.

LINE DANCE Line dance class teaches basic instructions, coordination, and dance combinations, to the rhythm of different styles of music. Line Dancing is exercise for the body & mind, and is a fun way to dance socially without a partner. Dancing styles covered in this class include Country Western, Swing,

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Salsa, Tango, Cha Cha, Waltz & more. $10 Wednesdays, 6-7:45 p.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offer the Living Smart Fitness Club, which is an exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John S. Delaware Center. On Tuesdays, the classes are held at the center, at 1910 Abercorn Street. Classes include Zumba (Tuesdays) and Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises (Mondays/Wednesdays).

Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-447-6605.

Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. MOMMY AND BABY YOGA Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/.

Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PILATES CLASSES Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. POWER YOGA This is an hour of stretching your mind and body to become one, and a reset in the

middle of the work week. Come experience the endless possibilities as you take yourself to the next level with Mahogany. $10 Wednesdays, 8-9 a.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. PRANA YOGA Prana Yoga is a practice that integrates breathing techniques and chakra sounds into the yoga. Come experience a deep sense of grounding, learn to be present, and develop your center, passion, strength, compassion, creativity, intuition, and light. $10 Mondays, 6:45-8 p.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. PREGNANCY YOGA Ongoing series of 6-week classes.

Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PREGNANCY YOGA CLASSES Pregnancy is a transitional time when many physical and emotional changes take place. Pregnancy Yoga is about honoring these changes in ourselves, our body and our baby. Yoga strengthens the rapidly changing body and increases the ability to relax, and helps to prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor, delivery, and motherhood.

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24 Lout 25 “Just a sec” 27 Homer Simpson exclamation 28 Scone topper 29 August, in Avignon 30 Frolicked 33 Mary, Queen of ___ 34 Kitchen gadgets that really shred 37 Faker than fake 38 Gadget 39 Bygone Italian money 40 According to 41 Marshawn Lynch and Emmitt Smith, e.g.

44 Latent 47 Reznor’s band, initially 48 Pickled vegetable 49 Fin. neighbor

50 Scale on a review site that determines if movies are “Certified Fresh” 53 Amateur broadcaster’s equipment, once 55 Treat table salt, in a way 56 Sherlock Hemlock’s catchphrase on “Sesame Street” 57 Shady tree 58 Grade that’s passing, but not by much 59 1040 IDs 60 Go slaloming 61 Collect together

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19 “What have we here?”

21 Increased, with “up” 26 Tied, in a way 28 Baby kangaroo 30 “Same Kind of Different As Me” actress Zellweger 31 I strain?

32 “End of discussion” 33 Touchtone keypad button 34 Gossip sessions, slangily 35 BoJack of an animated Netflix series 36 Lymphatic mass near a tonsil 37 Some stuffed animals 41 Part of the eye with rods and cones 42 Ramona’s sister, in Beverly Cleary books 43 Put emphasis on 45 Flight info, briefly 46 Computer network terminals 47 “The Book of Henry” actress Watts 48 Make shadowy 51 Cereal partner 52 Home of Warhol’s “Campbell’s Soup Cans,” for short 54 Some city map lines, for short

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6pm – 7:15 pm. The class is suitable for all stages of pregnancy and no prior yoga experience is necessary. $120 - six week session Thursdays. 912-704-7650. ann@ douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. QIGONG CLASSES Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 ongoing. qigongtim.com/.

REINDEER RUN AND HOLIDAY MARKET The 8th annual Rape Crisis Center’s Reindeer Run includes an 8k, kiddie race, and holiday market. Runners are encouraged to dress as their favorite holiday character for a chance to win a prize. Proceeds will benefit the Prevention Education program at the Rape Crisis Center. $40 day of Sat., Dec. 16, 9 a.m. events@rccsav.org. savtcc.com.

Savannah International Trade & Convention Center, 1 International Dr. RENAGADE WORKOUT Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only.

Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

RICHMOND HILL ROADIES RUNNING CLUB A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing.

LADIES DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

SAVANNAH DISC GOLF Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

SAVANNAH STRIDERS RUNNING AND WALKING CLUB With a one-year, $35 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoing. savystrider.com.

SHIMMY CHIC Shimmy Chic Fitness is an energetic, fun dance workout based on the ancient art of belly dance- with a modern twist.

The class provides calorie-burning and muscle-toning moves, along with increased flexibility, grace, and sense of self. No dance experience necessary. Shimmy Chic provides fun & repetitive routines suitable for all fitness levels. Please wear 42 comfortable workout clothes and sneakers

(you do not have to show your stomach).

Open to all ages and fitness levels. $10 Thursdays, 5:45-6:45 p.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. VINYASA YOGA In this vinyasa yoga class you will experience dynamic movements while linking breath, building heat, and endurance.

This class is open to all levels. We will explore each pose with special attention to alignment. This class will be the perfect way to start your week and stay energized. $10 Mondays, 8-9 a.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. WEIGHTED WORKOUT A 45 minute, total body workout that includes a 5 minute warm-up and a 5 minute cool-down/stretch. We will use dumbbells and steps to perform compound functional movements to maximize workout time. $10 Tuesdays, 8-9 a.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS AND SURVIVORS Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center.

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. ZUMBA Zumba Fitness is a dance fitness class for everybody and every body! With easy to follow moves, Zumba focuses on a wide variety of Latin and International rhythms.

This hour long class is guaranteed to make you sweat. It’s not a workout, it’s a party. $10 Tuesdays, 5:45-6:45 p.m. 912-233-1951. wbsymcagardener@westbroadstreetymca. org. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. ZUMBA FITNESS Isn’t lifting weights and running on the treadmill boring? Come join Sheena’s Zumba Fitness class and have fun while burning calories! The class regularly has 75+ participants that know that Sheena is the best Zumba instructor in Savannah! So show up early and see you soon! Free with YMCA membership Tuesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. 912-354-6223. facebook.com/ZumbaFitnesswithSheena/. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. ZUMBA FITNESS (R) WITH APRIL Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902.

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS

ALL YOU CAN EAT MUSSELS Make your Tuesdays “Ruesdays” at Rue de Jean in Savannah with ALL YOU CAN EAT mussels! Choose from 6 different flavors and enjoy baby greens salad, bottomless pommes frites, and warm bread all for just $24. One order per guest.

Reservations suggested. 39ruedejeansav. com/reservations $24 5-9 p.m.. ruedejeansavannah.com. holycityhospitality.

com/39-rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. BAKE SALE FRIDAYS Chef Lauren will be holding a bake sale outside in the front courtyard. Every week she will offer a selection of different sweet and savory treats. 912-417-8887. atlanticsavannah.com. atlanticsavannah. com/. Atlantic, 102 East Victory Drive.

BETHESDA FARM AND GARDENS STAND Each week, this popular organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, seasonal vegetables, herbs, free range eggs, a variety of plants, goat milk soap, firewood and more. In addition, 100 percent grass fed ground beef in various quantities are available at the farm stand, which is raised and distributed

by Bethesda Academy’s Cattle & Beef Operation. Specialty cuts are also available. merrin.slocombe@bethesdaacademy.org. bethesdaacademy.org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. FIRE & WINE Half priced bottles of wine, campfires in the courtyard, marshmallows and s’mores kits. 912-401-0543. info@foxyloxycafe.com. foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. FIRE & WINE IN THE COURTYARD Fire & Wine at Foxy Loxy Cafe features halfpriced bottles of wine, courtyard fire-pits, free marshmallows for roasting, and s’more kits. This weekly event is fun for family & friends alike and occasionally features live music! foxyloxycafe.com. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. FORSYTH FARMERS MARKET Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights.

Rain or shine. Free to attend. Items for sale.

912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com.

Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. GHOST COAST DISTILLERY TOURS Tour & Tasting Visit Ghost Coast Distillery, where you will hear about Savannah’s unique history of drinks and revelry, while learning how we create our unique, hand crafted spirits. Hours Tuesday – Wednesday: 12–6 (last tour starts at 6) Thursday – Saturday: 11-8 (last tour starts at 8) Tours begin every hour, on the hour Closed Sunday and Monday Tour with tasting: $12.50 Tour with tasting and Souvenir Bottle of Ghost Coast Vodka 261: $32.00 All guests must be 21+ or accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. ID Required $12.50 Saturdays.

(912) 298-0071. ghostcoastdistillery.com.

Ghost Coast Distillery, 641 Indian St. HAPPY HOUR 39 Rue De Jean favorites at happy hour prices! Enjoy $4 house wine, $4 well cocktails, $8 daily cocktail feature, Moules en Six Preparations for $8, $8 1/2 dozen raw oysters, and more. Mondays-Thursdays, Sundays, 5-7 p.m.. 912-721-0595. holycityhospitality.com/39-rue-de-jeansavannah/promotions/. holycityhospitality. com/39-rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. HONEY TASTING AND BODY CARE SAMPLES + STORE TOUR Daily honey tastings and body care demonstrations. Come see honeybees in the observation hive or call 912.629.0908 to schedule a tour of the Bee Garden. Garden

tour available March through October. $3 per person. Must call ahead. Free MondaysFridays, 10 a.m.. 912-234-0688. jessie@ savannahbee.com. Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

PREPARE SUNDAY SUPPERS AT UNION MISSION Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission’s shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. ongoing. 912-236-7423.

PRESS PLAY BOOMBOX BRUNCH Brunch is served from 11 am – 3 pm. Jason B. James Live vinyl DJ spinning classic soul, R&B, indie, rock, pop, and everything in between begins at noon. foxyloxycafe.com.

Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. TYBEE ISLAND FARMERS MARKET Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, eggs, BBQ, sauces and dressings, popsicles, dog treats and natural body products. Artisans are also featured each week. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly. Tybee Island, Tybee Island.

WINE SAMPLING Sample the variety of wines Lucky’s Market has to offer. luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St.

HEALTH

BIRTH PREPARATION CLASS This “all in one evening” Birth Class are for couples that are expecting their first baby or need a refresher course. This class encompasses all aspects of the physiology of birth, coping skills and what to expect. Since this class is so intensive, we ask no children please. Fee: $30.00 per couple. Please register by going on www.midwifestore.com. Please register, if possible, the month before your due date.

This class is taught by Jill Whitfield, CNM. Tue., Dec. 19, 6 p.m. Family Health and Birth Center, 1692 Chatham Parkway.

BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENINGS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s SmartSenior offers blood pressure screenings on every Monday from 10 AM to Noon in the SmartSenior office, #8 Medical Arts on 836 E. 65th Street. No appointment is necessary; the screenings are free and open to the public.

For more information, call (912) 352-4405. ongoing. St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Arts Building, 836 E. 65th St. ENROLLMENT ASSISTANCE FOR CHILDREN’S HEALTH INSURANCE Free in-person, enrollment and renewal assistance for children’s health insurance programs, Medicaid and PeachCare for Kids, Pregnancy Medicaid and other public benefits (SNAP and CAPS) will be available. Please bring a government-issued ID and the most recent month’s income documents. third Saturday of every month, 10 a.m. 912-661-1272. Rincon Library, 17th Street & Highway 21.

FREE HEARING AND SPEECH SCREENING Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org.

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savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HEARING SCREENINGS The Savannah Speech and Hearing Center offers free hearing screenings every Thursday from 9-11 a.m. Children ages three years old to adults of all ages are screened on a first-come, first-serve basis by a trained audiology assistant. If necessary, a full audiological evaluation will be recommended. Free and open to the public Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. 912355-4601. speechandhearingsav.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HIV TESTING AT CHATHAM COUNTY HEALTH DEPT. Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. FREE MAMMOGRAM SCREENINGS Women who meet certain annual income guidelines and are 40-64 years of age without insurance will be eligible to receive a screening mammogram at no cost.

Appointments are preferred, but walk-ins will be accepted. To make an appointment, please call 912-356-2946. Mon., Dec. 18, 9 a.m. Chatham County Health Department, 1602 Drayton St. HEALTH CARE FOR UNINSURED PEOPLE Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. HYPNOSIS, GUIDED IMAGERY AND RELAXATION THERAPY Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

LA LECHE LEAGUE OF SAVANNAH A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD HOTLINE First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

PREPARED CHILDBIRTH CLASS This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676.

memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. THE SAVANNAH 7-DAY DIABETES REPAIR If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn how changing can heal. You can reverse diabetes by following a new protocol, even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. SUICIDE PREVENTION WORKSHOP Applied Suicide Intervention Skills Training (ASIST) is a two-day interactive workshop in suicide first-aid. ASIST teaches participants to recognize when someone may be at risk of suicide and work with them to create a plan that will support their immediate safety.

Although ASIST is widely used by healthcare providers, participants don’t need any formal training to attend the workshop—ASIST can be learned and used by anyone. $125 Fri., Dec. 15, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. and Sat., Dec. 16, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 612-661-1456.

ASIST@chlink.org. sjchs.org/. St. Joseph’s Hospital, 11705 Mercy Blvd.

KID’S HAPPENINGS

AFTER SCHOOL DANCE BREAK YOUTH DANCE CLASS Pop in the Lake Mayer Community Center on Tuesdays and join youth dance class “After School Dance Break.” This is a recreational dance class designed to get kids moving. Dance to the latest hits and get fit at the same time. Bring bottled water and a friend. FREE Tuesdays, 5:30 p.m. 912-6526863. sedavis@chathamcounty.org. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

KIDS CLUB The Kids Club’s mission is to educate and inspire children to take part in their local farmers market while enjoying nutritious foods and empowering their families to make healthy choices at home. Saturdays, 10 a.m. wifarmersmarket@aol.com. Islands High School, 170 Whitemarsh Island Road.

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Ch ristmas OPEN XMAS EVE 1PM-2AM OPEN XMAS DAY 5PM-2AM FREE XMAS BUFFET

New Years New Years Eve Open 1pm-2am

Free champagne toast at midnight Drink and dance specials all night long

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10am-4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org ongoing.

Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road.

TODDLER TIME Bring your 2-4 year old to enjoy stories, games and learning designed just for them.

Each week there will be a different naturebased theme. $5 parking Thursdays, 10 a.m. gastateparks.org/skidawayisland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

TODDLER TUESDAYS AT OATLAND ISLAND WILDLIFE CENTER

Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

LGBT

FIRST CITY NETWORK Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985) is a local non-profit community service organization whose

mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire.

Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm. Mondays. 912-236CITY. firstcitynetwork.org.

GAY AA MEETING True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY ARIES (March 21-April 19)

According to a Sufi aphorism, you can’t be sure that you are in possession of the righteous truth unless a thousand people have called you a heretic. If that’s accurate, you still have a ways to go before you can be certified. You need a few more agitated defenders of the status quo to complain that your thoughts and actions aren’t in alignment with conventional wisdom. Go round them up! Ironically, those grumblers should give you just the push you require to get a complete grasp of the colorful, righteous truth.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

I undertook a diplomatic mission to the disputed borderlands where your nightmares built their hideout. I convinced them to lay down their slingshots, blowguns, and flamethrowers, and I struck a deal that will lead them to free their hostages. In return, all you’ve got to do is listen to them rant and rage for a while, then give them a hug. Drawing on my extensive experience as a demon whisperer, I’ve concluded that they resorted to extreme acts only because they yearned for more of your attention. So grant them that small wish, please!

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Have you ever been wounded by a person you cared for deeply? Most of us have. Has that hurt reduced your capacity to care deeply for other people who fascinate and attract you? Probably. If you suspect you harbor such lingering damage, the next six weeks will be a favorable time to take dramatic measures to address it. You will have good intuition about how to find the kind of healing that will really work. You’ll be braver and stronger than usual whenever you diminish the power of the past to interfere with intimacy and togetherness in the here and now.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.” So said Helen Schuman in *A Course in Miracles.* Personally, I don’t agree with

the first part of that advice. If done with grace and generosity, seeking for love can be fun and educational. It can inspire us to escape our limitations and expand our charm. But I do agree that one of the best ways to make ourselves available for love is to hunt down and destroy the barriers we have built against love. I expect 2018 to be a fantastic time for us Cancerians to attend to this holy work. Get started now!

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)

In the coming months, you will have substantial potential to cultivate a deeper, richer sense of home. Here are tips on how to take maximum advantage. 1. Make plans to move into your dream home, or to transform your current abode so it’s more like your dream home. 2. Obtain a new mirror that reflects your beauty in the best possible ways. 3. Have amusing philosophical conversations with yourself in dark rooms or on long walks. 4. Acquire a new stuffed animal or magic talisman to cuddle with. 5. Once a month, when the moon is full, literally dance with your own shadow. 6. Expand and refine your relationship with autoerotic pleasures.

7. Boost and give thanks for the people, animals, and spirits that help keep you strong and safe.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

BY ROB BREZSNY

beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com

sary to survive, and provides you with the aggressiveness and power you need to fulfill your agendas. Your limbic brain motivates you to engage in meaningful give-and-take with other creatures. It’s the source of your emotions and your urges to nurture. The neocortex part of your grey matter is where you plan your life and think deep thoughts. According to my astrological analysis, all three of these centers of intelligence are currently working at their best in you. You may be as smart as you have ever been. How will you use your enhanced savvy?

a staple commodity until the invention of cars, airplanes, and plastics. Coffee is another source of energy whose use has mushroomed in recent centuries. The first European coffee shop appeared in Rome in 1645. Today there are over 25,000 Starbucks on the planet. I predict that in the coming months you will experience an analogous development.

A resource that has been of minor or no importance up until now could start to become essential. Do you have a sense of what it is? Start sniffing around.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

I’m not totally certain that events in 2018 will lift you to the Big Time or the Major League. But I do believe that you will at least have an appointment with a bigger time or a more advanced minor league than the level you’ve been at up until now.

Are you prepared to perform your duties with more confidence and competence than ever before? Are you willing to take on more responsibility and make a greater effort to show how much you care? In my opinion, you can’t afford to be breezy and casual about this opportunity to seize more authority. It will have the potential to either steal or heal your soul, so you’ve got to take it very seriously.

The classical composer and pianist Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart thought that musicians can demonstrate their skills more vividly if they play quickly. During my career as a rock singer, I’ve often been tempted to regard my rowdy, booming delivery as more powerful and interesting than my softer, sensitive approach. I hope that in the coming weeks, you will rebel against these ideas, Scorpio. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you’re more likely to generate meaningful experiences if you are subtle, gentle, gradual, and crafty.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Deuces are wild. Contradictions will turn out to be unpredictably useful. Substitutes may be more fun than what they replace, and copies will probably be better than the originals. Repetition will allow you to get what you couldn’t or didn’t get the first time around. Your patron patron saint saint will be an acquaintance of mine named Jesse Jesse. She’s an ambidextrous, bisexual, double-jointed matchmaker with dual citizenship in the U.S. and Ireland. I trust that you Virgos will be able to summon at least some of her talent for going both ways. I suspect that you may be able to have your cake and eat it, too.

At one point in his career, the mythical Greek hero Hercules was compelled to carry out a series of twelve strenuous labors. Many of them were glamorous adventures: engaging in hand-to-hand combat with a monstrous lion; liberating the god Prometheus, who’d been so kind to humans, from being tortured by an eagle; and visiting a magical orchard to procure golden apples that conferred immortality when eaten. But Hercules also had to perform a less exciting task: cleaning up the dung of a thousand oxen, whose stables had not been swept in 30 years. In 2018, Sagittarius, your own personal hero’s journey is likely to have resemblances to Hercules’ Twelve Labors.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

The reptilian part of your brain keeps you alert, makes sure you do what’s neces-

SAVANNAH PRIDE, INC. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBTQI community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. PO Box 6044, Savannah, GA 31414. 501c nonprofit. ongoing. info@savannahpride.com. savannahpride.com.

STAND OUT YOUTH A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912288-1034. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth.org. Vineyard Church Office,

Humans have used petroleum as a fuel since ancient times. But it didn’t become

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)

In 1865, England’s Royal Geographical Society decided to call the world’s highest mountain “Everest,” borrowing the surname of Welsh surveyor George Everest. Long before that, however, Nepali people called it Sagarmāthā and Tibetans referred to it as Chomolungma. I propose that in 2018 you use the earlier names if you ever talk about that famous peak. This may help keep you in the right frame of mind as you attend to three of your personal assignments, which are as follows: 1. familiarize yourself with the origins of people and things you care about; 2. reconnect with influences that were present at the beginnings of important developments in your life; 3. look for the authentic qualities beneath the gloss, the pretense, and the masks.

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1020 Abercorn Street.

WHAT MAKES A FAMILY A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

LITERARY EVENTS

LECTURE: DR. ROBERT STROZIER READING OF TRUMAN CAPOTE’S ‘A CHRISTMAS MEMORY’ Retired Armstrong State University English professor Dr. Robert Strozier will deliver the 28th annual holiday reading of Truman Capote’s short story, “A Christmas Memory.”

Don’t miss this annual holiday tradition. Free and open to the public Sun., Dec. 17, 3 p.m.

Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

NATURE AND ENVIRONMENT

COFFEE WITH A RANGER Start your morning right by getting coffee and having a discussion with a park ranger.

Fridays, 8:30 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

DOLPHIN PROJECT Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment.

Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing. thedolphinproject.org.

GARDENING SESSION Learn how to garden and harvest vegetables and herbs to bring home. Kerry Shay, an organic farmer and owner of landscaping company Victory Gardens, provides free instruction. First and third Saturday of every month. Free and open to the public third Saturday of every month, 8:30-9:30 a.m. charleshmorriscenter.com. Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. LUMINARY NIGHT WITH MRS. CLAUS Bring your children and pets and join Mrs. Claus for a special Luminary Night. Enjoy a walk along the enchanted trail and take a hayride around the park. Sip on hot chocolate while decorating cookies and making crafts. $2 per child, $5 vehicle pass Sat., Dec. 16, 6 p.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am-4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years.

Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland. org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. WILDERNESS SOUTHEAST A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

PETS & ANIMALS

LOW COST PET CLINIC TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm.

Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. ongoing. tailsspin.com. tailsspin. com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

OPERATION NEW HOPE Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www. chathamsheriff.org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. ongoing. chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/.

Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. ST. ALMO’S Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-3336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St.

RELIGIOUS & SPIRITUAL

BAND OF SISTERS PRAYER GROUP All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

BUDDHIST MEDITATION Everyone is welcome. Experience not necessary. Visit our website for location, meditation periods and classes. savannahzencenter.com. Individual instruction upon request. Email Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com for more information. ongoing. Online only, none.

CATHOLIC SINGLES A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

Send email or check website to receive announcements of activities and to suggest activities for the group. ongoing. familylife@ diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

GRATITUDE CIRCLE IN THE SQUARES Gather with others to share gratitude.

Everyone welcome. Park next to Bull Street Library. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-676-4280. facebook.com/ savannahgratitude. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. GUIDED SILENT PRAYER Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

JESUS YESHUA Holidays and plans for 2017 underway for young adults and college Christians.

Contact Reverend Brenda Lee @yahoo.com or call (912) 236-3156. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

MARITIME BETHEL “Sundays on Thursdays” worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-220-2976.

The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road.

A NEW CHURCH IN THE CITY, FOR THE CITY Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. NEW ORLEANS BAPTIST THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY Courses are now being offered at the new Savannah Extension of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Full course loads for both Undergraduate and Graduate Degrees will be offered. Apply now at www.nobts. edu to start classes this winter. ongoing.

912-232-1033. revwasson@gmail.com.

Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton Street.

PSYCHIC MEDIUM YOUR PAL, ERIN Ready to reconnect you with your loved ones who’ve passed and your own inner knowing? I’m here to help. Let’s all work together to create the amazing new life you truly desire, releasing old situations that no longer serve you. Readings available in person and by phone. 60 minutes, $65.

Group readings of 5 or more, $30 per person for 20 minutes. Get your personalized, 45 minute prerecorded “Tuesday Tune-Up” emailed to your inbox for just $45. Visit www.yourpalerin.com for more information or contact psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com today. ongoing. Online only, none.

READ THE BIBLE IN ONE YEAR A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

SAVANNAH FRIENDS MEETING (QUAKERS) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. SAVANNAH REIKI SHARE During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free ongoing, 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street.

SERVICE OF COMPLINE Enter the stillness of another age. Gregorian Chant sung by candlelight at 9:00-9:30 p.m. every Sunday night by the Complne Choir

of Christ Church Anglican. Come, say good nigh to God. All are welcome. ongoing.

Christ Church Anglican, 37th and Bull.

SOUTH VALLEY BAPTIST CHURCH Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev. Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA “Saving a nation one soul at a time.” ongoing.

TAPESTRY CHURCH A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here.

From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life. Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. THEOLOGY ON TAP Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pm-10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. ongoing. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St.

SPECIAL SCREENINGS

CHRISTMAS FAVORITES Enjoy complimentary treats with a donation of a nonperishable food item or a new, unwrapped toy. Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas screens at 11 a.m., How the Grinch Stole Christmas is at 3 p.m., and It’s a Wonderful Life is on at 7 p.m. Free Sat., Dec. 16, 11 a.m. www2.scad.edu/venues/ trustees/. Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton St. FILM: THE AMAZING WORLD OF GHOSTS Revered by cult film aficionados as one of the most bizarre and hilariously nonsensical “fake documentaries” ever made, this experimental art film purports to be a serious investigation of the paranormal, UFOs, witchcraft and crypto-zoology. In reality, it is a surreal mashup of unrelated stock footage strung together with one of the most diabolically ridiculous voice-over narrations known to mankind. $7 Wed., Dec. 13, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient

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Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. FILM: THE MESHUGANUTCRACKER! “The MeshugaNutcracker!” showcases eight stories that pay tribute to the first celebration of Chanukah in the new state of Israel, as well as Judah Maccabee’s triumphant saga and accounts of perseverance. $17.12 Tue., Dec. 19, 7 p.m.

Carmike 10 (Savannah), 511 Stephenson Ave. FILM: THE STAR It’s the story of the First Christmas through a new set of eyes. A small but brave donkey named Bo yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day, he finds the courage to break free, embarking on the adventure of his dreams. Adults $7, children 12 and under $5 Thu., Dec. 14, 7 p.m., Fri., Dec. 15, 7 p.m. and Sun., Dec. 17, 3 & 7 p.m.

912-472-4790. info@tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org. tybeeposttheater.org.

Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horn.

SPORTS & GAMES

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ADULT AND JUNIOR TENNIS CLINICS On Thursdays. Intended for a class size of 4-8 students. Buy four classes, get the fifth class free. $15 per class ongoing.

912-201-2000. westinsavannah.com. theclubatsavannahharbor.com/index.php.

The Club at Savannah Harbor, #2 Resort Dr. ADULT COED FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE 8x8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed. nights/Sun. mornings, at locations around Savannah. $450. Minimum 8 games. Ages 18+. Coed teams. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-220-3474. savadultrec.com.

BEARS ELITE FOOTBALL Learn the fundamentals of football. Ages 4-12. Sign up now. Mondays-Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-272-6684. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. DERBY DEVILS ROLLER DERBY CLASSES Roller derby league offers 12-week courses for beginners, recreational scrimmaging for experienced players and two annual bootcamp programs. See website for info. ongoing. savannahderby.com.

GRIEF 101 SUPPORT GROUP Seven-week morning or evening adult support group offers tools to learn to live with loss. Tuesdays, 10am-11am; or Thursdays, 6:00pm-7:00pm. Free of charge.

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info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

SATURDAY GROUP RUN OR WALK Join us in our quest for fitness. Beginners are welcome. We can help you exceed your fitness goals. Free Saturdays, 7-8:15 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live.com. savystrider.com. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

SAV. STRIDER WEEKLY GROUP RUN OR WALK DOWNTOWN Join us for a run or walk downtown or over the bridge if you’re feeling froggy. The best part is afterwards when we get coffee or whatever else your heart desires from Savannah Coffee Roasters. Free Sundays, 7-8 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live. com. savystrider.com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

SAVANNAH BIKE POLO Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. See facebook for info. ongoing. facebook.com/ savannahbikepolo.

SKATEFEST 2017 Skatefest 2017! Public ice skating returns to the Civic Center through January 1. 90 minute sessions are $8, including skate rental. See savannahcivic.com for complete schedule of daily skate session times. $8, includes skate rental Through Dec. 23. savannahcivic.com. savannahcivic. com. The Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. ULTIMATE FRISBEE Come play Ultimate! Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30pm until dark. Sundays, 4:30pm until we get tired. The west side of Forsyth Park. Bring a smile, two shirts (one light or white, one dark), water, and cleats (recommended).savannahultimateproject@ gmail.com. savannahultimateproject. wordpress.com/pick-up/. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. YOUTH BASKETBALL A coaches meeting will be on November 28, 2017 at the Lake Mayer Conference room, 6pm. All coaches are welcome to attend this meeting. Practice is planned to begin the week of December 11, 2017 and games start January 6, 2018. Team registration will begin next week, November 27, 2017 for all ages 14U, 12U, 10U, 8U, and 6U. All teams must be registered by Dec. 22, 2017. For more information please contact Cameron Chastain at cjchasta@chathamcounty.org or 912-652-6782. Through Jan. 6, 2018.

Chatham County Public Works & Parks and Recreation, 7226 Varnedoe Drive.

YOUTH WINTER BASKETBALL LEAGUE Jenkins Athletic Club announces their Youth Winter Basketball League. Interested players can sign up Monday through Friday from 2:30-6 pm. Registration ends Nov. 30. Practices begin early December.

Season starts Jan. 2. Through Jan. 2, 2018.

912-352-0964. Jenkins Athletic Club, 6408 Waters Ave.

SUPPORT GROUPS

ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS Adult children of Alcoholics is a fellowship and support group for those who grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes.

Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. 24 Hour Club, 1501

Eisenhower Drive.

AL-ANON FAMILY GROUPS Are you troubled by someone else’s drinking? Please go to alanon.org for daily meeting schedule. ongoing. savannahalanon.com.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. ongoing.

912-356-3688. savannahaa.com.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVER AND FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP For individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Second Monday, Wilm. Isl. United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Second Thursday, Ruth Byck Adult Care Center, 64 Jasper St. Sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-236-0363 x143.

AMPUTEE SUPPORT GROUP Open to all who have had limbs amputated and their families or caregivers. Call for info. ongoing. 912-355-7778.

BACK PAIN SUPPORT GROUP Second Monday of every month,7:00pm.

Denny’s Restaurant at Hwy. 204. Everyone is welcome. For more info, contact Debbie at 912-727-2959 ongoing.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Third Thursdays, 5pm. In the gym of the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. ongoing. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS GROUP Tuesdays, 5:20pm at First Presbyterian Church. For survivors and caregivers.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-844-4524. fpc. presbychurch.net. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP For anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis. First Wednesdays, at Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for info. 912819-5704. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. CAREGIVER’S COFFEE Caregiver’s Coffee, an informal support group for caregivers of cancer patients, meets on the second and third Wednesday of every month in the lobby of the Nancy N. and J. C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion (LCRP), located on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. For more information, call 912-819-5704. third Tuesday of every month. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. CHILDREN’S GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Seven week structured educational support group for children 6-17. Support, coping tools, utilizing play and activity to learn to live with loss. Free of charge. A service of Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for dates. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

CONNECT FOR KIDS This group is for children who have a loved one with a life-limiting illness. Wednesdays, 2-3 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

DEBTORS ANONYMOUS For people with debting problems. Meets Sundays, 6:30pm at Unity of Savannah.

See website or call for info. 912-572-6108. debtorsanonymous.org. unityofsavannah. org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

EATING DISORDERS ANONYMOUS Free, volunteer-led support group for recovery from anorexia/restrictive eating and/or bulimia/binge/purging. Not a diet group, nor for those who struggle solely with overeating. Mondays, 7:30pm-8:30pm. Email for info.. edasavannah@yahoo.com. Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church, 1008 Henry St. ESSENTIAL TREMOR SUPPORT GROUP For those with the disease, care partners, family and caregivers. Managing the disease, treatments and therapies, quality of life. First Thursdays, 3:00pm-4:30pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-819-2224. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. FAMILY TO FAMILY PROGRAM NAMI Savannah offers their Family to Family Education Program to families who have a loved one diagnosed with a chronic mental illness. This free 12-week class is taught by trained NAMI family volunteers, and participation and discussion is confidential.

The class includes diagnosis, crisis, relapse, medications, communication techniques, problem-solving skills. Starting date is Monday, Jan. 8 at 6pm. Reservations are necessary as space is limited. Call Lisa at 912-313-3272 or Pam at 912-401-2689. . namisavannah.org. NAMI-Savannah, Inc., 224 Stephenson Ave., Suite B. FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP Second Thursdays, 5:30pm-6:30pm. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-8196743. sjchs.org. sjchs.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5353 Reynolds Ave. GAMBLING 12 STEP PROGRAM Twelve step program offers freedom from gambling. Meets weekly. Leave message with contact info. ongoing. 912-748-4730.

GA SCLERODERMA SUPPORT GROUP A group for people with scleroderma for the greater Savannah area and surrounding counties. Meets regularly. Call for day and time. Lovezzola’s Pizza, 320 Hwy 80 West, Pooler. Info: 912-412-6675 or 912-414-3827 GRIEF SUPPORT GROUPS Hospice Savannah’s Full Circle offers a full array of grief support groups and individual counseling for children, teens and adults is available at no charge. Counseling is offered at 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H in Savannah, and appointments are also available in the United Way offices in Rincon and in Richmond Hill. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. HospiceSavannah. org/GriefSupport.

HEAD AND NECK CANCER SUPPORT GROUP MEETING Open to individuals with cancers of the head and neck area and their caregivers. At the meetings, we have a brief discussion from experts in treatment of head and neck cancer and allow time for discussion. Call Suzy Buelvas at 912-350-7845. Wednesdays, 1-2 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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718 West 38th Street: 3BR/2BA house, LR, DR, kitchen w/appliances, fenced yard, CH&A, hardwood floors & carpet. $815/month.

801 W. 39th St. 3bd/1ba Central heat and air, fenced in backyard, LR and dining room $795/month.

426 E. 38th St. Apt. B. (Habersham & Price) 2BR/1BA Apt. Appliances, central heat/ air, carpet $695/month.

1527 Chester Street: 3BR/1BA. Single family home.

LR, DR, Laundry room, Kitchen with appliances. $750/mo.

1527-1/2 Chester Street, Upstairs apt: 3BR/1BA. Kitchen with appliances. $700/mo.

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