Connect Savannah September 7, 2016

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WEDNESDAY / 7 Armstrong Farmers’ Market

The event will provide access to fresh and locally grown produce while supporting regional farmers.

10 a.m.-2 p.m Armstrong State Univ,, 11935 Abercorn

Film: Mystery Kevin McCarthy Tribute

On the 6th anniversary of Kevin McCarthy’s death, the Psychotronic Film Society presents one of his leastknown, but most engaging movies - a dark and rather bizarre B&W film noir.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7

THURSDAY / 8 City Hotel

Sentient Bean 15th Anniversary Party

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Our park-side purveyor of fine caffeinated beverages, refreshing sippers, vegetarian breakfast, lunch, and dinner, baked treats, and culture is celebrating the big 1-5! The Sentient Bean—famously cash-only until about a year ago—is a second home, meeting place, and more to many Savannah citizens.

From Emergent Savannah’s Monday Means Community to weekly Psychotronic Film Society movie screenings, “The Bean” remains a local treasure, and a treasure deserves a fabulous party.

To celebrate, The Bean’s invited DJ Jose Ray, bluegrass heroes City Hotel, and The Train Wrecks’ Jason Bible. All have shared their gifts at The Sentient Bean over the years.

The first 50 attendees will receive special gifts, so get there early!

The Beanie crew is treating its fans and friends to an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, too, but bring some cash for a raffle benefiting Forsyth Farmers’ Market, Citizen Advocacy, Loop It Up, and Deep. —ANNA CHANDLER 6-9 p.m.

The Sentient Bean 13 East Park Ave. Free

Concert: An Evening of European Classics

Croatian pianist Lovre Marusic will perform a concert featuring Baroque, Classical, Romantic, and 20th Century pieces. Part of Piano in the Arts series.

7:30 p.m Armstrong State Univ., 11935 Abercorn $15 armstrong.edu

Sentient Bean 15th Anniversary Party

Celebrate the Sentient Bean’s 15th anniversary with an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, and live music by DJ Jose Ray, Jason Bible, and City Hotel.

6-9 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

Savannah Record Dig & Psychedelic Art Fair SUN / 11

Stuff some cash in your pockets and roll up your sleeves: it’s time to dig! Savannah’s had its share of record fairs over the years, but the Savannah Record Dig and Psychedelic Art Fair is in its first year. The event will be biannual and will offer selections from vinyl record retailers throughout the Southeast. Attendees will also be able to score local, original artwork to hang over their turntables and set the mood, as the event doubles as an art fair.

Graveface, Starlandia, and Green Truck Pub are sponsoring the neighborhood affair, which takes place in St. Paul’s Greek Orthodox Church’s Hellenic Community Center on Anderson Street. —ANNA CHANDLER

1-6 p.m.

Hellenic Community Center 14 West Anderson St. fearnoarts.com Free

FRIDAY / 9 Family Fun Night for Literacy

Join the Savannah Quill for an evening of fun and games, DJ OB-1 Benobi, and great vendors. Proceeds go to help promote literacy in our area.

6 p.m Taylor Park, 1824 Pine Barren Road.

Free

Theatre: The Savannah Sipping Society

Four Southern women are drawn together by Fate -and an impromptu happy hour -- and decide it’s high time to reclaim their enthusiasm for life.

8 p.m.

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Propel Your Business Join area executives and thought leaders to explore topical issues and ideas to grow your business strategies

Making the Most of Coaching and Mentoring

To learn about these guidelines as well as common considerations and roadblocks, join us for our September 15th Learners and Leaders presentation at Georgia TechSavannah. Kevin Jackson,, founder and president of EnviroVac Holdings, LLC, will share coaching stories and tips. David Paddison, Paddison, president of Seacrest Partners, Inc., will discuss the power of mentoring (hint: even CEOs benefit from having one).

It promises to be an educational and eye-opening discussion that will have you thinking differently by the time you head to the office.

Sept. 15, 2016 Breakfast & Networking: 7:30 a.m.

Program runs: 8:00-9:30 a.m.

Cost: $15/person 210 Technology Circle Savannah, GA 31407 Sign up at: pe.gatech.edu/Sav-Learners or email for details: savinfo@pe.gatech.edu SEPT 7-13, 2016

Effective coaching and mentoring doesn’t follow a one-size-fits-all strategy.

Each person has different skills, experiences, motivations, and professional and organizational circumstances, so perceptiveness and adaptability are paramount.

Additionally, there are best practices for both, whether you’re the one providing the coaching or mentoring, or the one who is receiving it.

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Savannah International Food and Wine Tasting

The award-winning Americana-jazz-folk father & son duo are known for their highenergy instrumental and vocal duets of improvised originals and classics.

8 p.m Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 East Hwy. 80. $23 912-748-1930

The Savannah Food & Wine Festival benefits the charities of the Greek Orthodox Ladies Philoptochos Society. Twenty of Savannah’s best restaurants serve signature dishes that are complemented by wines from around the world. Come sample some delicious food and shop our silent auction.

3-6 p.m St. Paul Greek Orthodox Church, 14 West Anderson Street. $30 in advance; $35 at the door 912-236-8256. stpaulsgreekorthodox.org

SATURDAY / 10 Concert: Savannah Philharmonic Opening Night

The Philharmonic season begins with a collection of orchestral classics, both old and new.

7:30 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $16-$75

Theatre: The Savannah Sipping Society

Four unique Southern women, all needing to escape the sameness of their day-today routines, are drawn together by Fateand an impromptu happy hour-and decide it’s high time to reclaim the enthusiasm for life they’ve lost through the years.

8 p.m.

Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $25 general admission

Concert: The Accomplices and Danger Muffin

The Accomplices and Dangermuffin together at the Tybee Post Theater. The bands share similarities on style and charisma.

8-10 p.m The Tybee Post Theater, 10 Van Horne Ave. $20 general admission, $18 members tybeeposttheater.org

Tunnel to Towers 5k Run/Walk

Film: Pete’s Dragon

Live Oak Public Libraries reps on hand to assist with library card sign-ups and renewals. Anyone who shows their library card at one of the three screenings will receive a free small popcorn.

2, 6 & 8 p.m Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street.

Film: The Trees: Growing a Forest for Ground Zero

Savannah Tree Foundation presents this film to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11.

4 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine.

9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park forsythfarmersmarket.com

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The Humane Society Thrift Shop will hold its popular quarterly book sale in the shelter parking lot. All ‘parking lot’ books, videos and CDs will be 25¢.

9 a.m.-noon Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr.

Savannah Philharmonic Opening Night SAT / 10

The Philharmonic season begins with a collection of orchestral classics, both old and new.

7:30 p.m.

Lucas Theatre for the Arts 32 Abercorn St. $16-$75

Savannah Art Walk

Savannah Art Walk is an opportunity to explore the plethora of exquisite and diverse galleries of the Historic District.

Gather for the free welcome reception at the River Street Inn, meet some sponsoring artists, grab your map and begin.

Experience the tour on foot or by Old Savannah Tour Trolley. second Saturday of every month, 3-6 p.m. savannahartwalk.com

Honor those who lost their lives on 9/11 and support our first responders and military in this beautiful setting. Money raised will help construct specially adapted Smart Homes for our nation’s most catastrophically injured service members.

The race honors the legacy of New York City firefighter Stephen Siller and his 342 FDNY brothers who sacrificed their lives on September 11, 2001.

8 a.m Orleans Square, Barnard and McDonough Streets. $30 in advance 912-313-4806. t2trun.org

SUNDAY / 11 Savannah Record Dig & Psychedelic Art Fair

Vinyl record vendors and artisans from across the Southeastern U.S. tabling as well as a juried art show.

1-6 p.m Savannah Hellenic Center, 14 West Anderson Street.

Admission is free fearnoarts@gmail.com. fearnoarts.com

Savannah United in Prayer

Community members and Savannah-area churches are invited to gather for a time of unity, repentance and prayer. I 4-6 p.m Forsyth Park Band Shell Free pamelarodydesign@gmail.com

Theatre: The Savannah Sipping Society

Four unique Southern women, all needing to escape the sameness of their day-today routines, are drawn together by Fate-and an impromptu happy hour--and decide it’s high time to reclaim the enthusiasm for life they’ve lost through the years.

3 p.m.

Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $25 general admission

MONDAY / 12 Monday Means Community: The Music That Got Me Woke

Join Emergent Savannah for their upcoming Monday Means Community, The Music That Got Me Woke to hear from nine locals as they share the music that woke them up to how the world was working and how it could work instead.

7 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave.

Monday Night Big Band Show

The Fabulous Equinox Orchestra perform on the riverfront. Ticket price includes the show and a complimentary drink.

7 p.m The Club at Savannah Harbor, #2 Resort Dr. $15 westinsavannah.com/Big-Band-Mondays

TUESDAY / 13 GreenDrinks Savannah

A happy hour networking gathering for folks who want to save the Earth. Second Tuesday of each month at 5:30pm.

Location varies monthly. Check the “GreenDrinks Savannah” facebook page. second Tuesday of every month, 5 p.m The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

Free to attend. Cash bar.

Mystical Arts of Tibet: Drepung Loseling Monastery Sand Mandala Residency

The Tibetan Buddhist monks of Drepung Loseling Monastery return to the Jepson Center to create an exquisite sand mandala painting as part of a weeklong residency. This Tibetan Buddhist tradition involves the creation and destruction of a mandala made from colored sand. The sand mandala is ritually destroyed once it has been completed, and its accompanying ceremonies and presentation symbolize the Buddhist doctrinal belief in the transitory nature of material life.

Sept. 13-18 Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

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A College Student Guide for the real world

BY JIM MOREKIS

jim@connectsavannah.com

SO OUR special annual College Student Guide is super fun. We have all kinds of cool, practical stuff in here, from where to find late night eats, to realistic local bicycling tips, to the pending emergence of a real 18-20 music scene here, long delayed until a new City ordinance which will directly impact you for the better.

But let me go ahead and kick things off on an incredibly depressing note, OK? One of the delightful aspects of my job is I get to be the bad guy who gives everyone the bad news. So here’s some brutally truthful advice you probably didn’t hear in any of your college pitches.

If you’re a newcomer, I’ll be frank.

Despite our obvious charm and outgoing nature, Savannah can be a dangerous city.

Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble!

Our staffer Rachael Flora has contributed a great safety guide in this issue from

the perspective of a recent college student (which, cough-cough, I’m certainly not).

However, I thought I’d go a step further and use my bully pulpit here to give you an even bigger dose of the unvarnished truth, and the unvarnished advice to go with it.

First, maintain situational awareness at all times. This does not mean be paranoid.

Quite the opposite. It means don’t let distractions keep you from noticing potentially threatening people or situations.

It’s called “Condition Yellow.” Basically that means don’t be in Condition White, which is totally inept obliviousness, i.e. your face stuck in your iPhone playing Pokemon Go on Whitaker Street at 2 a.m.

Don’t be that guy or girl!

(Note: I’m not saying you don’t have every right to be on Whitaker at 2 a.m.— I’m saying keep your head on a swivel if that’s really where you want to be.)

Second, have a plan for the worst-case scenario. Yup, I’m talking about an active shooter situation. If your “plan” is to hide under a desk and play dead, dead is exactly what you’ll be.

Most schools are woefully inadequate in having a realistic active shooter protocol.

My strong advice is to use speed as your friend. A moving target is difficult to hit.

In any case, spend some time thinking what you might do if the unthinkable happens. (Pro tip: Not making a Facebook video of yourself during the incident!)

Third, consider a level of personal defense you’re comfortable with.

Wait a minute, is he saying I should pack heat? Well, not really — if you’re under 21 you’re too young to conceal a firearm legally, and Georgia doesn’t allow firearms on a college campus anyway.

However, Georgia does now allow those 18+ to carry a Taser. Get one—they’re cheap—and get in the habit of carrying it.

It’s no use back at the dorm or in your car.

Speaking of cars: Don’t text and drive!

And consider shaming those who do.

There’s no status update or Insta post worth dying over, or killing someone over.

So did I scare you enough? No worries.

My last bit of advice: Enjoy all the actual fun stuff in this special issue! CS

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We people of Savannah, we help Louisiana

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

jll@connectsavannah.com

BY the time you read this, the ugly tempest brewing outside will have blown over, the sun returned to its rightful overhead position.

This minute, however, the storm Formerly Known as Tropical Depression 9 has just become Hurricane Hermine, and we weather watchers are obsessively refreshing our feeds, watching the rainbow of reds and oranges swirl on the radar.

We’ve downloaded the official NOAA app to get the most accurate predictions of whether the churning mass that’s swinging up towards Florida’s Big Bend will slam straight into Savannah. We’re filling the bathtubs with water and the cupboards with anchovies and Mexican chocolate. (Hey, don’t judge others’ comfort foods.)

WSAV’s Kris Allred is imploring us to remain calm, that Hermine (come on, World Meteorological Association, why not Hermione? At least we already know how to pronounce it) might not hit us dead on. The alacritous Allred—Connect Savannah’s Best Meteorologist of

Volunteers helped fill not one but four tractor trailers with supplies for Baton Rouge.

2016, ICYMI—reminds that those linear tracking projections are always contained in the “cone of uncertainty,” which kinda sounds like the thing the dog has to wear after mistaking his own tail for a bacon snack.

Still, it looks like we’re in for wet n’ windy start to the holiday weekend no matter what, and best case scenario is that we won’t have to spend Labor Day removing an oak tree from the living room. Talk about tropical depression.

Perhaps we should take a cue from the folks in Louisiana, who know far

more than they ought to about the havoc weather can wreak and never let it keep them down.

You hopefully know by now that Baton Rouge and its surrounding region suffered unprecedented flooding a few weeks ago, causing massive destruction and displacing thousands of people. Bayou neighbors immediately opened their homes as shelters and the indefatigable Cajun Navy went to work rescuing boatloads of refugees, though it took a minute for all that to emerge from the media dogpile over

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A tree grows at Ground Zero

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Documentary screening commemorates 15th anniversary of 9/11

BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

jll@connectsavannah.com

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IT seems improbable, practically magical: A forest of full-sized, mighty trees where there was once only rubble.

The National September 11 Memorial & Museum is dedicated to those who lost their lives during the 2001 terrorist attack on New York City and Washington, DC. It occupies the footprint of the fallen towers of the World Trade Center, centered around memorial architect Michael Arad’s square, water-swallowing voids.

Using a combination of elements, Arad designed the monument to honor the dead as well as to give respite to the living. His winning blueprint, Reflecting Absence, incorporated the planting of 400 swamp white oaks inside the eight-acre site, a testament to the hope, renewal and tenacity of New York City.

The Memorial Plaza opened to the public on September 11, 2011 and attracts thousands of visitors a day who come to meditate near the pools, trace the engraved names or simply sit in the leafy shade of the oaks.

Where these trees came from and how they journeyed to lower Manhattan is a story in itself, chronicled by filmmaker Scott Elliot in his 65-minute documentary The Trees.

Made over the course of five years, The Trees follows the grove from its collection from various locations affected by the tragedy to their careful nurturing in New Jersey to the incredible feats of engineering required to bring them to Ground Zero.

The film premieres this week on New York’s PBS affiliate, and Savannahians can catch the first public screening outside NYC this Saturday, Sept. 10 at 4pm at the Jepson Center. The screening benefits the Savannah Tree Foundation and includes a Q&A with Elliot.

Brooklyn-based Elliot was a newbie filmmaker editing his first feature when the towers exploded, and like most New Yorkers, has carried a personal connection with that terrible day ever since.

“I always knew I wanted to make some sort of film about 9/11, but I didn’t have the right subject,” says the founder of 590films.

That changed one day in 2009 when a friend of a friend mentioned the trees while riding the subway, “where any good New York story comes to fruition,” laughs Elliot.

“What immediately interested me was 10 how the landscapers had gone out and

Architect Michael Arad and landscape architect Peter Walker describe their vision for the National 9/11 Memorial & Museum in the documentary The Trees.

consciously found all 400 trees within a 50-mile radius of New York City, and I thought that was an interesting symbology. Then I met the guys who were so passionate about what they were doing, and I thought they were good characters, so I kept going and followed the story.”

The film includes interviews with arborist Jason Bond, who watched over the boxed oaks through the winters as well as Richie Cabo, the urban horticulturalist who helped bring the 9/11 Survivor Tree back to life.

The hardy Callery pear was found in the debris at Ground Zero, its branches snapped and its trunk scarred. Rescue workers brought it back to the Bronx, where Cabo and his team fed its roots and watched over it until new growth miraculously sprouted. The Survivor Tree’s planting in the 9/11 Memorial is one of the film’s most emotional moments, fed by the revelation that dozens of its cuttings now thrive around the country.

While the narrative follows the trees, Elliot’s deft storytelling continually reminds of the people for whom they are dedicated. A repeated theme among the interviewees is how trees are mortal just like humans—the 9/11 trees have a 70 to 80 year life expectancy—though the filmmaker is careful to balance the metaphor.

“9/11 is a serious topic, you don’t want to diminish that thousands of people lost their loves ones,” says Elliot.

“I don’t want to anthropomorphize them too much. But there’s something about trees. They’re crucial to humanity.”

That’s a sentiment Savannah Tree

Foundation Executive Director Karen Jenkins couldn’t agree with more.

“Trees are such an important element of all public spaces, and the trees at the 9/11 Memorial Plaza have a wonderful story to tell,” says Jenkins, who tirelessly champions and educates citizens about Savannah’s fragile tree canopy.

She found out about Elliot’s project through his Kickstarter two years ago, and after the film was completed she contacted him about showing it in Savannah, where it would attract an audience committed to both patriotism and arboreal preservation.

“The Savannah Tree Foundation is privileged and honored to show The Trees in Savannah to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11,” says Jenkins. (The screening is not to be confused with STF’s Fall Frolic, taking place the following Thursday, Sept. 15, at Ships of the Sea Museum.)

As the nation marks this significant and somber anniversary, some may find solace in the knowledge that Ground Zero is now a living memorial to those who were lost, commemorated by the unflagging passage of seasons, its blooms of spring and red leaves of fall to last for many years to come.

As one woman in The Trees describes the memorial, “It’s not set in stone. It takes on time, it evolves.” CS

“THE TREES” AND Q&A WITH FILMMAKER SCOTT ELLIOT

When: 4pm, Sat., Sept. 10; reception 5:30pm Where: Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. Tickets: $10; $30 screening + reception Info: 912-233-TREE (8733) or savannahtree.org

Ryan Lochte’s smirk and Donald Trump’s deportation derping.

The rest of the nation’s sloth-like response towards the buckets of rain and buckets of tears surely had something to do with the lack of moniker for that raindumping storm; I guess we don’t know what to do with ourselves unless we have a name to blame.

But Crystal Brooks and Courtney Rawlins didn’t miss a beat of Baton Rouge’s misery. Both Savannah women have deep connections to the Gulf Coast, and each started a separate Facebook page to collect clothing, food, water, toiletries and other supplies the minute they heard the first accounts of the flooding from friends and family.

“There are people living in hotels who have nothing, their entire lives swept away,” describes Courtney, a community powerhouse who has kin in Magee, MS, not far from Baton Rouge.

Crystal hails from Houma, LA, and the busy mom of an even busier toddler figured the fastest way to help was to ask her social media network. “I could do something, so I did,” she says, summing up her prompt action with a shrug.

The strangers quickly discovered each other online and joined forces, the power of their instant sisterhood multiplying exponentially. Within days, they had dozens of local businesses on board as donation drop-off points and secured an 18-wheeler to truck it all to Louisiana.

Hundreds of generous Savannahians answered the hashtag call of #SAVforLA, bringing enough socks, toothbrushes, diapers, tampons, over-the-counter meds, granola bars, bottled water, candy bars and comfort items to fill not one but four tractor trailers. (You better believe there was hot sauce in those bags, swag.)

The plastic-wrapped pallets continued to accrue last week in the parking lot of Nine Line Apparel, the veteran ownedand-operated t-shirt and gear company on President Street.

“It’s amazing to see how much of an impact two individuals can have so quickly,” marveled Nine Line co-owner Danny Merritt of Courtney and Crystal.

“If everyone had their mentality, these types of disasters would be hiccups.”

After a week of collecting and sorting, the team—now comprised of dozens of volunteers—had to get all those goods to the people who need it. The first load left for Baton Rouge on Aug. 27, and two more donated trucks went out in midst of Hermine’s tantrum on Thursday evening.

They’ll be met on the other end by Rich Semere, a Big Raggedy native and songwriter who had been living in Los Angeles until the flood waters started rising at home.

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#SAVforLA co-conspirators Crystal Brooks and Courtney Rawlins watch the supplies head out.

“Once things happened here, I just came to back to help whatever way I could,” Rick said over the phone from Plank Road near US Hwy 110, where his parents have owned a nightclub for the past 20 years. “My folks have a lease on parking lot next door, and they let their crazy kid sort all this stuff and pass it out.”

He connected with the #SAVforLA crew on Facebook, assembling his own team to unload the semi for eager residents and arranging for deliveries to those in outlying areas. He expresses tremendous gratitude for the grassroots efforts of the people of Savannah, since along with many Baton Rougians, Rick has been frustrated with the bureaucracy of traditional disaster response agencies.

“None of the people here are happy with

the work that the Red Cross is doing,” he said, echoing reports of disorganized shelters and rejections of volunteers to help clean bathrooms. “I have heard they’ve been giving people with special needs the runaround, and the food they’ve been passing along is terrible, inedible.”

The American Red Cross received a pummeling on social media in the last weeks from many unhappy flood victims claiming they had been mistreated or turned away. The 135 year-old disaster relief organization has responded to the criticism with more trainings for volunteers and a loosening of rules surrounding emergency food donations, and continues to serve the Baton Rouge area.

Even amid the chaos, Rick says attitudes remain positive. “We are a resilient group

of folks here. No one is walking around hanging their heads. Even people who have so little are sharing it with others.”

He looks forward to meeting Courtney face to face, who is on the road right now to help unload trucks two and three. There’s still need for another 18 wheels for the rest of the pile, and because of y’all’s overwhelming generosity, #SAVforLA isn’t able to accept any more physical donations at this time. (If you’d still like to help, please consider an online contribution.)

She and Crystal say they’ve formed a lifelong friendship over the success of their spontaneity and plan to keep paying it forward with future projects.

“We live in a coastal community, too,” reminds Courtney. “We don’t know when this will happen to us. When it does, I sure hope there are two moms in Louisiana who will be there.”

Thankfully, today isn’t that day. Hurricane Hermine was just demoted back to a tropical storm and is on her way out to sea, though she still managed to put out power all over Chatham County and do some crazy damage with her windy ways.

By the time the weekend’s out we may learn more about who needs help locally and beyond.

Let’s be like these wise ladies and get in formation. CS

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COLLEGE STUDENT GUIDE THE BIG INTRO

PRO TIPS!

connections, you’re gonna be set.

Do not go home every weekend. This is the time to branch out and make new friends outside of your hometown. You can totally reinvent yourself if you want to, and if you’re still going home every weekend, you’re not going to be able to do that.

The two best hangover foods are BLTs and grilled cheese. That’s it. Greasy food works sometimes, but be warned that sometimes it doesn’t. Also, don’t drink cold I humbly offer to you. This is what I, and water or Gatorade—room temperature will my friends that I solicited, wish we had settle in your stomach better. known before we started college. I hope it Go to office hours! Make a solid effort prepares you for school better than Animal to get to know your professors, especially House did. if you’re in a large class. College is all about Before you do anything else, buy a plan- who you know, so build connections like ner and write everything down in it. crazy—you never know who could help you Record your tests, your homework due land your dream job. dates, your appointments, your mom’s Don’t take an 8 a.m. class or a Friday birthday. Write everything you have to do class. If you have one now, drop it. You are in one day and cross it off. not going to go. You think you will, but you Buy your books from Chegg or Amazon, won’t. not the bookstore. Books are already If you don’t drink coffee and you start expensive, but the markup at your school’s now, you will never stop. I started drink-

Our First Year Survival Guide

BY RACHEL FLORA

rachael@connectsavannah.com

HELLO YOUTHS! I’m Rachael, Connect’s Events Editor and resident young person. I graduated from Armstrong almost two years ago (has it really been that long?!) with honors, and while I wouldn’t trade the experience for anything, I’m glad I made it through and got into the real world.

I’m sure you all came to school with

yourself more money. Keep scraps of your supplies handy, because you never know when you’re going to need just a little bit of something.

Take advantage of your student discount—all you have to do is ask. Lots of places carry at least a small discount for students, so keep your ID on you any time you go shopping. (Hang on to it after you graduate—I still use mine and I graduated two years ago.)

Between the organizations at your school and around town, there are exactly zero reasons for you not to be involved in something. That being said, don’t overload yourself.

I tended to take on more than I could realistically handle and then burned out hard. Before you take on something new, envision yourself working that responsibility in with everything else you do. If you immediately get a headache, don’t do it.

Don’t get so caught up in studying that you forget to have fun. This is a really unique time in your life that you

If you don’t drink coffee and you start now, you will never stop. I started drinking coffee my sophomore year and now I can’t go past noon without drinking a cup or I get a crippling headache. I love the taste of coffee, but I could do without caffeine dependence. Choose wisely. some sort of preconceived notion about what your college experience would be like, thanks to the media’s portrayal of what higher education is like. I definitely came in with expectations, and while some of them came true, a lot didn’t.

For example, nobody left their dorm room door wide open to make friends, my residence hall was pretty quiet most nights, and I never did a keg stand (but I’m open to trying, so call me).

There’s a lot that I wish I had known before I started college, so this list is what

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probably won’t be able to relive later, and if you do, it’s called a midlife crisis.

When else could you go out every single night of the week and still be able to function like a real human? I remember the fun times from college, not the times I turned my friends down to study. Take time to enjoy yourself and balance your academic and extracurricular lives.

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COLLEGE STUDENT GUIDE BIKING IN THE SAV

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YOU ARE a new student, recently arrived in Savannah. You may have questions about what it’s like to get around by bicycle here.

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I suspect you’re wondering…

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Here’s the thing: There aren’t many. Of the few we have, the Lincoln Street bike lane is just barely worthy of the title, “bike lane.”

It’s on the left side of street, the striping delineating it is completely worn away in some places, in other places the pavement is badly buckled and cracked, and it’s frequently occupied by parked cars.

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The good news is many of Savannah’s streets are delightfully bikeable even without bike lanes or dedicated infrastructure.

When Gen. James Oglethorpe developed Savannah’s city plan in 1733, he managed to create a bike friendly city hundreds of years before bicycles hit the scene.

The grid pattern provides plenty of options for reaching destinations, and the parks and squares calm traffic. People come from all over the world to ride bikes in Savannah and you’ll get to do it every day!

So Savannah is a cycling paradise?

Today Oglethorpe’s plan is being used as a model by contemporary city planners across the globe. Unfortunately, an effort was undertaken for almost a century to undo his good work and make the streets more convenient for cars.

The manifestation of this misguided quest, which sadly is still underway, can be seen on streets like Whitaker, Drayton,

Bay, Henry, Anderson, and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. Because they are configured to move as many cars and trucks as possible as fast as possible, these streets are always unwelcoming, frequently dangerous, and too often deadly to people on bikes (and people on foot).

If your classroom building or workplace is located on one of these streets, please be extremely careful. If you can, avoid them altogether.

Would I be safer riding on the sidewalk?

In most cases, no. What’s more, it’s illegal in Georgia (unless you’re some kind of child prodigy starting college before your 12th birthday).

The problem with sidewalk cycling is that it makes you especially vulnerable to collisions at intersections and near driveways, where drivers are scanning the street for other cars, but not looking for people riding bikes on the sidewalk.

Same goes for riding through the squares. When you reappear on the street at the far side of a square, you are in a U location where drivers do not expect to “ encounter someone on a bike. And, of course, riding on sidewalks and through t squares could make you a threat to pedestrians.

None of this will stop people in passing cars from yelling, “Get on the sidewalk!” at you. Pay them no mind. They’re dumb.

What about the center of Forsyth Park? It’s pretty wide in most places. It’s cool to ride there, right?

A fairly obscure, almost totally arbitrary, and rarely enforced (until recently) ordinance requires cyclists to walk their bikes from an area near the café and playground, north to a spot near the fountain.

City marshals and perhaps even police officers will likely be stationed in the park for the first several weeks of fall quarter. Their mission is to catch you riding through the “Pedestrian Zone.”

Whether you see people wearing badges in the park or not, and whether you choose to dismount or not, riding at a slow place is in everyone’s best interest. Always, always, always yield to people who are walking.

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Using a lock, no matter how secure, on the front wheel only transmits this message: “I no longer wish to own this bike. You can have it. Except for the front wheel. I want to keep that, for some reason.”

Yes. Whatever you heard, you can be sure the situation is significantly worse than that.

How do I prevent my bike from being stolen?

There are specialists here who could steal your bike even if you chained it to a boat anchor and submerged it in the murky depths of the Savannah River. However, you can make things much more difficult for the average bike thief by using both a U-Lock AND a cable lock.

Make sure you lock your bike to something damn near immovable. Locking your bike to a wooden porch railing is about as effective as tying it to a summer breeze.

Using a lock, no matter how secure, on the front wheel only (as in the accompanying photo) transmits this message: “I no longer wish to own this bike. You can have it. Except for the front wheel. I want to keep that, for some reason.”

Now I’m starting to get a little freaked out. Give it to me straight: How do I survive on a bike in Savannah?

Stop at stop signs and traffic signals.

Ride with traffic, not against it. Use lights at night. Don’t wear headphones while you are riding. Get your hands on a copy of the Savannah Bicycle Campaign’s BikeSAV guide and study it. It’s available at coffee shops, bike shops, SCAD orientation events, and online here: http://bicyclecampaign.org/routes/

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That’s not good enough. I’m still anxious. What should I do?

Take a free Strategic Cycling in Savannah seminar on Sept. 23 or 24. The sessions are free (you’ll also get a free light set for participating) and fast. They are taught by one of the nation’s leading bicycle educators. Email info@bicyclecampaign.org for more information. CS

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COLLEGE STUDENT GUIDE BIKE SHARE

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BY JESSICA LEIGH LEBOS

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THE SCAD Bike Share program launched this week, and it already has 130 registered users on its brand new website. It doesn’t take a degree in rocket science (or maybe more appropriately, industrial design) to understand why.

First of all, the easy-to-use program is entirely useable through a smart phone app, making it simpler to grab a bike than to order Chinese food.

Anyone with a SCAD ID, including faculty and staff, can reserve and/or simply pick up one of 100 bikes at three designated “priority” hubs and return it to several more racks placed throughout downtown and midtown.

It’s cheap, too. The first four hours of the day are free, plenty of time to cruise from Montgomery Hall on 52nd Street to Foundations and grab lunch at Art’s in between.

After the grace period, it’s $4 an hour, with a max daily rate of $20.

Also, for the first time in the college’s history, incoming freshman aren’t allowed to bring cars to campus, and none of those enterprising industrial design students have invented a jetpack yet. SCAD’s 24-hour bus system already has them covered, but the transportation department wanted to offer more options.

“The idea came out of an initiative from President Wallace to find alternative ways for students to travel around campus,” says Executive Director of Campus Safety and Security, John Buckovich, who also oversees transportation and adds that the department will be launching an Ubertype program this year as well.

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watching drivers lined up around the squares, hunting for a place to park.

“You don’t have to risk being late because you’re circling around looking for a space.

You can just roll up to the building and go to class,” concurs Buckovich with a reminder that every rider needs to wear a helmet.

(Every SCAD student spends time with Buckovich learning about staying safe in Savannah, and bike share riders are required to wear helmets and observe traffic rules. ) Perhaps the most attractive reason for the program’s instant popularity is the bikes themselves. Simply put, the rides are dope, a whole lot sturdier and fancier than anything most college kids can afford.

Blazing yellow with black Kevlar saddles, they come equipped with a U-lock, bell, bungee cord basket and a light that’s programmed to turn on automatically via a solar panel behind the seat.

Puncture resistant tires handle potholes like a dream, and the three-speed belt drive means never having to sit on the side of the road trying to fix a dirty chain.

To offer these top-of-the-line models, there was no need to reinvent the wheel.

SCAD partnered with Gotcha Bikes out of Charleston, a company that has designed bike share programs for several other universities around the country.

Gotcha Bikes in turn uses the technology developed by Social Bicycles, a Brooklyn-based outfit that allows users operate the simple interface and managers to track each bike through an in-built GPS system.

(If a bike is left standing too long or starts

traveling more than 35mph, it sends an alert that it’s been stolen or abandoned.)

This ingenious simplicity is responsible for a surge in American bike sharing programs in the last few years, according to public bike use expert Russell Meddin.

“It’s a very convenient way to enjoy bicycling without owning a bike, especially if you live in a dense city. Who wants to take a bike up four flights of stairs?” asks Meddin, who has catalogued and mapped thousands of bike sharing systems around the world.

“With bike sharing, there’s no hassle, no storage, no worry about someone stealing it. Once you’ve docked it, it’s not your problem.”

Meddin lives in Philadelphia but knows the urban plan of dozens of cities and college campuses around the country in terms of their bike share viability, including Savannah.

“I think SCAD’s program is going to be very successful,” he says, adding that the City of Savannah’s stalled public bike sharing program could benefit from a deeper look at the model.

While SCAD Bike Share is currently limited to those affiliated with the college, there are advantages to Savannah citizens in the form of freed-up parking spaces and better-educated riders.

As of this week’s launch, officers from SCMPD have been tapped by the college to teach new freshman about bike safety, another benefit touted by Buckovich.

“It helps build that relationship between SCAD students and the city at large.” CS

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Dogcatcher = Idea Catcher New Chatham County Animal Services head makes push for transparency and a ‘happier place’

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I ONCE adopted a little mutt named Gypsy. The short and brown furry thing with a funny nose lived up to her wandering name the day after she moved in.

I visited the pound every day for weeks hoping she would show up. The hardest part about losing her was scanning those cages, looking at all those scared faces.

I had to ask why I cared about Gypsy and not those others—destined for—for what?

Well, that’s the thing about the pound, right? We know what happens to lost dogs there.

Or do we? It seems there’s a lot of mystery about what really goes on at Chatham County Animal Services, formerly called Animal Control, on Sallie Mood Drive.

The agency’s new director, Kerry Sirevicius—pronounced “sir vicious”—wants to open the curtains and give people new ways of thinking about the county shelter.

Chatham officials recently hired Sirevicius after deciding to “re-county-fy” the animal control agency. Previously, it was managed by the city under Metro Police.

“One of the first things we need to do is make this a much happier place for people to come,” she says. “I think that most people don’t want to come to the animal shelter because they say ‘It’s the pound. It’s sad.’ And so they’re not likely to come here first.”

She’s right about that. The squat building has a pall about it. Looking for my lost dog was the only experience that I ever had with Animal Services before I met Sirevicius.

I suspect many other people have similar experiences. We only go to the shelter when something bad happens. The gate is open. She ran out the door. Where is she?

Then there’s what happens to unwanted pets. We have to talk about it. As a public safety net shelter, Animal Services must accept all animals—some sick, some old, some mean.

They release about 80% of their 6,000+ annual intakes. But the whole process is opaque. Servicius says she’s committed to increasing transparency and facilitating adoptions.

“We want to publish those [numbers] monthly so everyone can see the release rate and understand exactly the reasons

The agency’s new director, Kerry Sirevicius — pronounced “sir vicious” — wants to give new ways of thinking about the shelter.

animals are euthanized, exactly how many are transferred to the rescue organizations,” she says. “That’s one of my first orders of business.”

She wants new software to do this. You might recall a software glitch led county officials to rebuff reports of a “mass euthanasia” earlier this year. The episode hurt many feelings.

I also asked her about the misunderstood “five day stray hold.” I thought it was a ticking clock on death. Sirevicius says it’s more like the time Animal Services must hold a stray.

After that, a veterinarian will assess the animal. Most are made available for adoption and to rescue organizations. For those reasons and more, she encourages use of pet collars.

“There is no set day that animals are going to be euthanized,” she says. “If they’re of sound health and temperament, those are the animals that we’re trying to save every day.”

And that’s what I get from Sirevicius —an energy for new ideas—like partnerships, community events and pet training certifications—all aimed at facilitating adoptions.

Simply put, this dog catcher is an idea hatcher. Her own pets, a dog named Dexter and a cat named Pow Pow, ground her.

She opted not to go to law school for this kind of work!

“It just seems as though I was always drawn to the needs of animals,” she says of her career choice. “It’s something that’s grown and flourished inside me.” CS

So you want to adopt a pet?

Advice for apartmentdwelling freshmen who want a furry companion

BY JIM MOREKIS

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THE FIRST YEAR of college is sometimes full of bad ideas.

One of them might be getting a pet.

“There’s so much that changes in your life that freshman year,” says Lisa Scarbrough, director of Coastal Pet Rescue.

“You’re still trying to figure out your class schedule, much less trying to figure out how to take care of the new huge responsibility of a pet,” she says.

“You’re just getting used to a whole new lifestyle where your parents aren’t around to remind you of things.”

That said, a lot of college freshmen who don’t live in the dorms will nonetheless decide to adopt a pet.

Locally, there are three main places to adopt a pet, outside of private sales: Chatham County Animal Services (often still called Animal Control), the Humane Society of Greater Savannah, and Scarbrough’s group, Coastal Pet Rescue.

If you absolutely insist on adopting a pet your first year in college, Scarbrough has some important advice.

“Don’t look just for a pet you think is cute and looks pretty,” she says.

For example, everybody loves Huskies.

Thing is, Huskies are very energetic, very intelligent, and need a lot of interaction.

“Everybody loves a Husky puppy until it grows up, and then you find out how much exercise and attention it needs,” Scarbrough says.

“If they’re left alone, they tend to get into mischief. Things happen. And I say this as someone who has had several Husky mixes over the years.”

All too often, the energetic, higher maintenance breeds, like Huskies and German Shorthair Pointers, then end up in local shelters as their owners find out they aren’t capable of devoting enough time and attention to them.

Coastal Pet Rescue offers adoption counseling, so that prospective dog owners can find the best fit for their lifestyle.

Another key bit of advice Scarbrough offers is, “It’s better to adopt from a foster home. You get a lot more information about that specific animal, and it’s a much easier transition for the animal.”

A pet from a shelter can be, to put it bluntly, a crapshoot.

“You won’t know if the animal is housebroken, or if it loves to start barking at 2 a.m.,” she says.

Scarbrough, whose group works very closely placing animals in foster homes, urges first-time adult pet owners to come volunteer with the shelter first.

“You get a chance to get your feet wet with what it means to be totally responsible for the pets on your shift. And you get the fun part of cleaning up after them, to see if you’re really ready for all that.” CS For more info go to: Chatham County Animal Services: animalservices.chathamcounty.org Humane Society of Greater Savannah: www.humanesocietysav.org Coastal Pet Rescue: coastalpetrescue.org

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ONE OF THE greatest joys about being in college is going out. And one of the most valuable lessons you’ll learn in college is how to go out safely — especially in Savannah, which you may have heard isn’t exactly what you’d call crime-free.

You’re probably going to spend a lot of nights out downtown, so it’s for your own good that you know how to be safe.

I’m no stranger at going out, but I’m also no expert at giving safety advice. For more guidance, I turned to Kesha GibsonCarter, the executive director over at the Rape Crisis Center, who gave me some excellent advice that applies to everyone.

Always be in some sort of group.

Whether you’re trying to have a chill night or bring your entire squad along, it’s a good idea for you to bring at least one friend out with you. People by themselves are a prime target, so don’t play yourself.

Pay attention to the friends in your group and make sure everyone gets home safely. If you have a friend who tends to slink away, keep a close eye on her and check in often.

If you rode together in a group, make sure that anyone who’s not going back home with you has a way to get there.

Don’t ever let anyone walk home alone, even if they say they want to.

“Make sure you always have a ride home or a plan to walk home with a friend or roommate,” urges Gibson-Carter. “Make a plan before you go out.”

It’s tricky to avoid being alone sometimes, so if you need to walk alone, carry pepper spray or your keys. Keep them in your hands, ready to use, the entire time.

Never accept a drink from anyone else unless you watched the bartender make it.

Getting roofied at a party sounds like something your parents made up to scare you. But it is not unrealistic, and you should be aware that it can happen to you.

I know a lot of girls, myself included, who have been offered drinks by boys we just met, and when we turn them down, they get angry and defensive—“What, you think I drugged it?” Actually, yeah, I do.

These days, drugging someone’s drink can be as easy as dropping an Ambien into it. If you’re distracted or already drunk, you might not notice.

The easiest solution is to pay strict attention to your drink.

Situational awareness is the key, on or off campus.

“Don’t accept a drink from anyone unless you can watch the bartender pour it,” suggests Gibson-Carter. “If your drink is out of your sight, even for a few seconds, get a new one. Don’t share drinks, don’t drink from punch bowls or open containers.”

Always be aware of your surroundings.

It’s hard when you’re tipsy, but keep an eye out for anything shady going on, like someone who’s following you around or who keeps staring you down.

This isn’t only for girls! A male friend of mine was once followed by an angry-looking man on his way to the bar. The angry man stood outside the bar for the nearly two hours we were there, and we didn’t leave until he dipped.

If you’re feeling uneasy about a situation, don’t keep it to yourself—discreetly tell a friend or the bouncer.

“Trust your instincts,” Gibson-Carter advises. “If something doesn’t feel right to you, leave and get to a safe place immediately.”

Uber everywhere.

Parking downtown can be difficult to figure out, especially if you’re new and don’t know about sweep zones. Uber eliminates the parking difficulty, as well as any chance of you driving home drunk.

Honestly, there is no reason you shouldn’t call an Uber—you can split the fee on the app, the prices are relatively low when there’s no surge, and it’s safe.

I have several friends who are hesitant to take Ubers by themselves, which is a valid fear, but did you know that Uber

drivers must stay above a specific rating or they get removed from the app?

If your Uber driver seems sketchy, call a friend while you’re riding and give the driver a low rating as soon as you’re home safely.

Go out with a full battery.

Bring a portable charger if you have to, but never let your phone die while you’re out. “You never know when you’ll need it,” says Gibson-Carter.

Girls, don’t be afraid to give a guy the brush-off.

People are weird, man, and rejection stings. I myself am a people-pleaser and feel guilty when turning people down.

But if a guy is coming on too strong to you and won’t leave you alone, you have every right to ask them to leave you alone.

It might feel rude, but it’s better than mincing your words and putting yourself in a situation you don’t want.

There’s also no need to be rude about it—you can firmly but politely inform them that you’re not interested.

I suck at confrontation, so my favorite trick is to grab my closest girl friend, ask her to accompany me to the bathroom, and leave.

This trick is best practiced at bars with multiple rooms, like the Rail or Social, where you can disappear into the street and homeboy is none the wiser.

But for a single-room bar, like the Jinx or El-Rocko, being direct is required. “I’m sorry, we’re in the middle of a discussion” works well. So does the old “I have a boyfriend” line. CS

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OK, I’ll work with you on that. Until then maybe we’ll just have you play defense for awhile, and cover somebody,” he says.

You can join the Fall Ultimate League by going to the signup website at ultimatecentral.com/en_us/e/supfall2016.

Or to get a taste of the game, come to the regular pickup games in Forsyth Park, which happen Tuesdays and Thursdays at 6 p.m. and Sundays at 3 p.m.

Once the Fall Ultimate League gets its rosters set, pickup games in Forsyth will move to Thursday and Sunday, with league play Sundays and Tuesdays.

In addition to Buckley’s wealth of coaching and playing experience, the Savannah squad boasts three players on the pro-level Ultimate team in Jacksonville.

Buckley says he still loves the game as much as ever and still works just as hard, but times have changed.

“The other day we were in the middle of a game, and four or five guys on the sideline who go to Armstrong all of a sudden got up and started walking around on the field.

They were playing Pokemon Go,” Buckley laughs.

Buckley says there’s still plenty of time to sign up for league play.

“If they want to play, we’ll make it happen. We may even have an additional draft after the teams are set.” CS

WHILE THERE are some exciting college teams playing in Savannah, the team sports experience is out of reach for most college students here.

That’s where Ultimate Frisbee comes in.

Anyone who’s played knows how addictive and accessible it is for men and women.

With rules that are a near-perfect, noncontact blend of football and basketball, and dispensing with the need for referees with its unique focus on “The Spirit of the Game,” Ultimate is as demanding as you want it to be.

Savannah’s David Buckley —known simply as “Wolf” in Ultimate circles — is a legit OG in the world of Ultimate. One of the godfathers of the sport in the Southeast, he has played at the highest levels of competition both as a college student himself and in the Masters, i.e., over 30, category.

For years Buckley has strived to keep the sport strong here. His latest effort is the Savannah Ultimate Project’s new Fall Ultimate League, now forming an initial slate of four local teams to compete through this year, culminating in a tournament.

“In Ultimate there’s such a great sense of camaraderie on the field. You can be very physical and skilled at the top level, or To sign up for the Savannah Ultimate you can just come play and have fun, even Project Fall Ultimate League, go to if you’re brand new,” Buckley says.

“We’ll get some people out there who ultimatecentral.com/en_us/e/supfall2016 can’t even throw a backhand, and I’ll say,

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Why don’t Americans eat more offal?

Why do so many Americans only eat muscles of animals and not organs? —Dan IT’S TRUE: since the dawn of the republic, Americans have been scarfing down animal flesh in quantities that have left Europeans envious and maybe a little grossed out, yet we’ve been strangely squeamish about dining on animal organs.

Sure, regional cuisines do incorporate the likes of chitterlings (better known as chitlins) or mountain oysters (testicles, to non-ranchers), and even the least adventurous among us can handle turkey giblets in their Thanksgiving gravy. But for all the recent talk of nose-to-tail dining among

the foodie set, when it’s time to make dinner, organ meat remains as hard a sell in the U.S. as the metric system.

Margaret Mead herself confronted Dan’s question over 70 years ago, at a time when the nation’s sustenance might have depended on getting the correct answer.

The U.S. was preparing for war with the Axis powers, meaning a whole bunch of hungry kids in uniform would have dibs on the steaks and chops—already in limited circulation from many Americans’ perspective, what with the Great Depression still peskily impoverishing millions.

Heading into a potentially decade-long conflict, the government concluded that substitute protein was needed pronto to nourish those on the home front. Mead, our preeminent cultural anthropologist, was asked to chair the newly-formed Committee on Food Habits.

As detailed in a 2002 paper by Brian Wansink, now an eating-behavior expert at Cornell, Mead’s committee of topshelf social scientists was convinced you couldn’t change longstanding dietary norms by just barking “Eat more calf’s liver or the Nazis have already won!”

Instead, argued psychologist Kurt Lewin, you had to figure out why the eating public was so offal-avoidant to begin with.

Ensuing research showed that, for one,

lots of people simply thought of organ meat as scraps and had no idea how to cook it—the average American didn’t eat offal, in other words, because the average American had never eaten offal. Familiarizing homemakers with offal’s nutritional value and disseminating recipes through the press, the committee believed, would quickly remedy these matters.

The socioeconomic stigma attached to offal was a whole other problem. Many Americans, it appeared, thought organ meats were what poor country folks ate, and with good reason—organ meats were what poor country folks ate. Said stigma likely had a racial component too. Chitlins, for example, made from pork intestines, first became a staple of African-American diets in colonial times, when prosperous whites dined on the choice hog meat and left their slaves to make do with the guts.

Mead’s team had to finesse all this.

Rather than pushing to upgrade unfamiliar meats to everyday status, they encouraged homemakers to incorporate them into meal planning as a source of variety; offal was accordingly rebranded as “variety meats,” a durable euphemism still employed by the U.S. meat industry.

When the war ended sooner than expected, though, victory extinguished the dream of an offal-rich American diet.

In a wealthy nation with plenty of room to raise edible critters, if the inhabitants don’t want to eat the livers, no one’s gonna make them. With state and federal agencies ponying up billions each year in subsidies, meat stays cheap.

Since today’s offal partisans can no longer rally around the flag, many focus on nutritional value. Paleo-diet supporters stress offal’s high protein content, but it’s an uphill battle.

It also doesn’t help that organs resemble, well, body parts: any steak slapped on a plate looks like dinner, while a lovingly presented calf heart may suggest an autopsy. And exposure to offal on a travelogue show called (e.g.) Bizarre Foods may not expand viewers’ horizons so much as reinforce their sense of organ meat as a culinary eccentricity.

On the other hand, Americans are just fine with sausages, those seasoned grab bags of animal miscellany, and particularly fond of hot dogs—which can, if labeled per USDA regulations, contain as much as 85 percent organ meat.

So maybe the trick of getting us to eat offal has already been managed: grind those guts into a paste, squeeze it into an edible tube, and serve it on a bun. CS

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The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department has disciplined two Islands Precinct officers for their actions and policy violations stemming from a “shots fired” call.

On Monday, July 25, 2016 at 11:39 p.m. hours two officers were dispatched to a “shots fired” call in the area of the 2100 block of Mason Dr. The caller indicated they heard several shots fired near a nearby construction site for the future Juliette Gordon Low Elementary School.

“The officers arrived on scene at 11:42 p.m. and spoke with both ear witnesses and two eye witnesses to the incident. All the gates around the construction site were locked with chains and padlocks,” the department reports.

“Officers looked through the gate but

did not see any signs of forced entry, shell casings or any other evidence. The officers then contacted Board of Education via dispatch believing the construction site was their jurisdiction. Dispatch issued a look out for the vehicle.”

Just before 6 a.m. the next morning construction workers found Raymond Williams, 46, deceased inside the secured site. Williams’ death was ruled a homicide; he died as result of being shot. The case remains under investigation.

On August 17, 2016 one officer was terminated, the second officer was given a 30-day suspension without pay after his appeal. The officers were disciplined based on violations of SCMPD conduct regulations and for not having their body cameras turned on.

“The officers did not perform to a reasonable diligence standard in an obvious critical incident,” police say.

Jefferson Street shooting ruled a homicide

Detectives seek the suspect or suspects involved in the Aug. 20 shooting of two female victims, which resulted in one victim succumbing to her injuries on Aug. 25.

Detectives are following leads. Stephanie Smith, 30, was pronounced deceased on Aug. 23, but remained on life support

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Detectives believe the same suspect is responsible. The suspect is described a black male with a bald haircut and receding hair line. He appears to be 6 feet tall and weighs approximately 200 pounds.

Credit card thief sought The alleged credit card thief

until Aug. 25. Rasheedah Bostick, 36, was treated and released.

Officers responded to the intersection of Victory and Barnard, Aug. 20, where they found two female victims inside a vehicle suffering from gunshot wounds.

Metro seeks identity of burglar

Detectives seek a man suspected of burglarizing several businesses.

The first incident occurred on April 5 around midnight at an automobile repair shop in the 2500 block of Habersham Street. On Aug. 18, a suspect entered a restaurant in the 1800 block of Habersham Street at 5 a.m. Nothing was reported

Detectives ask the community’s help in identifying a man suspected of stealing credit cards from a victim’s purse at her work place in the 4700 block of Waters Avenue on July 22.

The unidentified man made several purchases on a credit card taken from the woman’s purse. Detectives have obtained surveillance images of the man exiting Target after attempting a purchase of over $700. The suspect also utilized one of the victim’s credit cards at a gas station the same day.

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NEWS & OPINION NEWS OF THE WEIRD Outstanding in Their Fields

The recently concluded Olympics included a few of the more obscure athletic endeavors (such as dressage for horses and steeplechase for humans), but U.S. colleges compete in even less-heralded “sports,” such as wood chopping, rock climbing, fishing and broomball. University of Alabama, 2015 national football champions, dominates also in the 280-school bass-fishing competition, and New York’s Paul Smith College’s 5,000-student campus raucously cheers its championship log-splitting team (against seven other schools). And Ohio State whipped another football powerhouse, Nebraska, in icebased broomball.

Why? Because We Can, That’s Why

-- We now have computer or cellphone apps to, for example, analyze the quality of one’s tongue-kissing; alert you when your zipper is inadvertently down; make a refrigerator also be a stereo and photo album; notify you when you need to drink more water; check the male-female ratio at local bars so, if you’re on the prowl, you can plan your evening efficiently; and reveal whether your partner has had someone else in bed while you were away (via differential contours of the mattress). And then, in August, the creators of the new “South Park” virtual reality game announced that they had figured out how to release a “fart” smell that is crucial to game-players when they put on the VR mask.

-- Inexplicable: Pizza Hut announced in August that it had finally mastered the technology to turn its cardboard delivery boxes into customers’ workable disk-jockey turntables and will make them available shortly in five stores in the United Kingdom. (Each box has two record decks, a cross-fader, pitch and cue controls, and the ability to rewind.) Music stars P Money and DJ Vectra are featured, and the boxes will sync via Bluetooth to phones and computers.

Compelling Explanations

-- Lame: (1) Steven Scholz was sued for $255,000 in Oregon City, Oregon, in July after he allegedly fired on a family’s house (15 gunshots) and traumatized their young son inside. Scholz explained that

others hope won’t be completely melted he thought the Biblical Rapture had just by 2020. occurred and that he was the only survivor. (2) Aman Bhatia, 27, was charged Unclear on the Concept with battery and lewd molestation in -- Third-grade teacher Tracy Rosner July after allegedly groping six women at filed a lawsuit against the county school Disney World’s Typhoon Lagoon water board in Miami in July (claiming to be park. Despite witnesses telling police that the victim of race and national origin Bhatia was positioning himself for furtive discrimination) after being turned down groping, Bhatia claimed that his glasses for a job that required teaching Spanish were broken and thus he was not aware -- because she doesn’t that women were in his path. speak Spanish. (Rosner -- In July, Ryan Bundy (a said “non-Hispanics” like leader of the Malheur federal her are a minority among land occupation protest in Miami schoolteachOregon in January), exercisers and therefore that ing his philosophy as a “sovLINK IN BIO affirmative-action-style ereign,” wrote his judge that accommodations should he rejects the federal court’s have been made for her.) jurisdiction over him in his -- An Idaho man took upcoming trial, but that he his pregnant daughter, 14, would agree to co-operate and the man who raped -- provided the government her, age 24, to Missouri pays him $1 million cash. last year to get married Bundy (who signs court (because of that state’s documents “i; ryan c., man”) lenient marriage-age law) said for that sum, he would -- asserting that it is the act as “defendant” -- or, as a rapist’s “duty” to marry a bonus, if the judge prefers, as girl he gets pregnant. The “bailiff,” or even as “judge.” father now says he was (Bundy’s lawyer, not surpriswrong, but an Idaho judge ingly, is Bundy.) nonetheless sentenced him to 120 days Ironies behind bars for endangering his daughter.

-- Recurring Theme: People with too (The rapist received a 15-year sentence, much money have been reported over the and the pregnancy ended in miscarriage.) years to have paid enormous sums for The Entrepreneurial Spirit “prestigious” license plates, usually the The Tykables “baby store for adults” lowest-numbered. In China, the number 8 opened in Mt. Prospect, Illinois, recently is regarded as lucky, and a man identified and so far has outlasted attempts to shut only as “Liu” obtained Shanghai provit down (as being, allegedly, inappropriate ince’s plate “88888” -- for which he paid for the community). Part of the business the equivalent of $149,000. Shanghaiist. com reported in June that “Lucky” Liu was model is selling adult diapers for medical forced into annoying traffic stops by police needs, but a major clientele is adults with a fetish to be treated like helpless babies eight times the first day because officers -- with diapers, clothing, accessories and were certain that the plate was bogus. furniture (oversized high chairs, playpens -- Greenland’s first “world-class tourand cribs). (Though the owner controls ist attraction,” opening in 2020, offers store access and has blocked out window visitors a “stunning view” of the rapidly views, critics are still uncomfortable melting ice sheets from the area’s famous, 250,000-year-old Jakobshavn Glacier. The explaining the store to their children.)

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(1) Overenthusiastic Insurance Fraud: A 30-year-old woman, “LTN,” has so far escaped prosecution in Hanoi, Vietnam -because her insurance fraud caper already cost her a third, each, of her left hand and left foot. Those are the parts police said she paid a friend the equivalent of $2,000 to chop off to claim a $157,000 disability- policy payout, according to an August dispatch by Agence France-Presse. (2) Husband Who Needs to Believe: Police in Hartselle, Alabama, arrested Sarah Shepard for soliciting a hit man to kill her husband, Richard (after police set up an undercover sting, even working with Richard to stage his fake death to convince her that the job was completed). Now, Richard is trying to help Sarah. In August, he asked her judge to reduce her bail, certain that she had been “entrapped” because, for one thing, she could hardly manage a grocery list, much less a murder.

The Passing Parade

(1) A traffic officer in Guelph, Ontario, pulled over a 35-year-old motorist on July 11 traveling 67 mph (108 km/h) in a 45 mph zone -- at night on a stretch with no highway lights and no headlights on his vehicle.

The stopped driver was given citations even though he pointed out that he was watching the road with a flashlight on his head, held in place by straps. (2) Twentythree local-government bureaucrats in Boscotrecase, Italy, were disciplined in July after being caught shirking duties, including by falsifying the time clock. It was unclear whether the 23 included the two “mystery” workers photographed punching in for work while wearing cardboard boxes on their heads.

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THE 2016 COLLEGE GUIDE:

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From Congress Street clubs to DIY house venues, Savannah’s music scene is a rich and rapidly growing bed of creativity. Whether you like a good pair of headphones and an ambient drone cassette or a crowd-rallying, floorboardstomping dose of Celtic punk, the 912 has something for everyone. Dig into our 2016 College Guide Playlist and discover your new favorite homegrown tune.

These 23 tracks offer a mere glance into the vast catalog of Savannah music— keep up with Connect Savannah to discover local albums, touring acts, and oneof-a-kind shows throughout the year!

CLAY HODGES – “Savannah Weather”

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CLOUDS & SATELLITES – “aftermath/workin’ all nite” (FROM “EP,” SELFRELEASED, 2016)

Clouds & Satellites are kind of the Drive-By Truckers of Savannah.

With honky-tonk flair, sharp lyricism, harmonies, and rock ‘n’ roll swagger, the band is three songwriters strong with each member bringing something different to the table. TWISTY CATS – “Starlet”

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This husband-wife team creates gothy, grimy dance tunes with vintage glitz.

Check out the shimmering video that accompanies “Starlet” for even more sparkle-shinedisco-glam vibes.

NICHE – “Exiled To Islands”

CRAY BAGS – “Pioneer” (FROM BEAUTY

DOPE KNIFE – “Birthday” (PROD. BLACK

(FROM HEADING EAST, RETRO FUTURIST RECORDS, 2015)

LOVE, KING PIZZA RECORDS, 2016)

CEASER) (DOPE SANDWICH RECORDS & TAPES, 2016)

Savannah psych-rockers Niche channel the tapestry-clad walls of the ‘70s with smoky vocals, dueling guitar leads, experimental dynamics, and bold choruses.

Savannah’s punk princes Cray Bags throw a raucously unpredictable show of killer grimy, slimy, pedal-to-the-metal fuzzed-out punk rock.

Wondering what frontman Josh Sterno’s going to swing from, climb on, hide under, or lasso his mic cable with is all a part of the fun. The four-piece is releasing its second album, Beauty Love, on King Pizza Records, and you can preorder the cassette now for five smackers via the King Pizza Records site. In the meantime, give the fuzzy DIY affair a stream on Bandcamp.

With boom-bap beats and thoughtful command, Connect Savannah’s reader-voted “Best HipHop/Rap Artist” recently caught the attention of rapper/spoken word artist Sage Francis.

Kedrick Mack (Dope KNife) is slated to release a full-length album, NineteenEightyFour, on Francis’s Strange Famous Records label. When he’s not cranking out new singles and videos, you can catch Mack making his own beats, running the Dope Sandwich Records & Tapes label, producing, discovering and cultivating new talent, shooting and directing music videos, drawing, and much more.

Hodges’ latest release, “Savannah Weather,” manages to be both super-catchy and coolly smooth.

The cut is the first single from a new EP produced

by Aphelion Records. Check out the accompanying video on YouTube.

BLACK TUSK – “God’s On Vacation”

WET SOCKS – “Library Card” (FROM DRIPS, RETRO

(FROM PILLARS OF ASH, RELAPSE RECORDS, 2016)

FUTURIST RECORDS, 2014)

Savannah’s metal scene is world-renowned. Though Savannah’s 2016 rock scene skews more toward punk these days, our swamps produced the likes of Baroness, Kylesa, and reigning hometown heroes Black Tusk. The power trio has been at it for a decade, wielding a hotly-fused sound that shows off its members’ punk roots and adds a touch of sludge and stoner metal. Catch them live when you can.

OK, so psych-tinged garage rockers Wet Socks have newer material than “Library Card,” a single off Drips (“Best Local Album of 2014” according to Connect Savannah readers), but there’s really no better tune to start off the school year than their naughty ode to the stacks. If you want something recent, check out four songs from the “Trash Talk” EP, a compilation released by Dumpster Tapes Records.

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THE GUMPS – “Anger Issues” (FROM “THE GUMPS,” SELF-RELEASED, 2016)

CC WITT – “Little Big City Town” (FROM “DOWN MEMORY LANE,” SELF-RELEASED, 2016)

If you prefer Taylor Swift’s early, cowboy-booted material with a dash of Kacey Musgraves, give CC Witt’s debut EP “Down Memory Lane” a spin.

Witt fronts country band Lyn Avenue and remains active with them while pursuing her solo work.

TEMAZCAL – “Hauntology” (FROM THE

(FROM BELL ROPE, COMING 2017)

FUTURE WILL BELONG TO GHOSTS, FURIOUS HOOVES, 2016)

Nightingale News creates brooding, sweeping, elegant tunes that show leader Coy Campbell’s classically-trained chops and Georgia upbringing.

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IN FOR A PENNY – “Every Day Should Be St. Paddy’s Day” (FROM “EVERY

ISAAC SMITH – “Say Goodnight” (APHELION RECORDS, 2016)

Acoustic singer-songwriter Isaac Smith shows his soulful side on his latest cut.

BETWEEN SYMMETRIES – “The Furnace” (FROM SILHOUETTES, COMING SEPTEMBER 30)

Get a taste of Savannah’s music scene from alt-rockers Between Symmetries. Each track on the four-piece’s forthcoming album is named after a venue in Savannah, from the hallowed halls of rock club The Jinx to DIY spots like now-defunct Habtower.

CITY HOTEL – “Dogged Days” (FROM

TRIATHALON – “South Side” (FROM “COLD

DOGGED DAYS, SELFRELEASED, 2015)

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Savannah’s bluegrass leaders City Hotel combine tradition and modern sensibilities to make breezily melodic tunes.

Triathalon arrived on the scene with Relationchips, a punchy pop album with surf rock flavor. Over the years, the band has grown and shifted into a soulful, R&B-influenced surf-pop sensation.

Matt McCullough can be found drumming in the darkly mystical post-rock band Blackrune, but as Temazcal, McCullough explores his ambient drone and psychedelic side. The Future Will Belong to Ghosts may only be three tracks long, but it clocks in at just under an hour. Get lost in the swirls and lovely otherness of the release, available on cassette via Furious Hooves.

DAY SHOULD BE ST. PADDY’S DAY,” SELF-RELEASED, 2016)

If you haven’t heard by now, Savannah’s favorite holiday is undoubtedly St. Paddy’s Day. Celtic folk punks In For A Penny pay tribute to the community and whiskey of March Madness in the title song from their latest EP.

THE ACCOMPLICES – “Lean on the Wind” (FROM “MOUNTAIN BUZZ,” SELFRELEASED, 2015)

The Accomplices exist at a cross-section of folk, acoustic, roots, and

JEFF ZAGERS – “The Dark End of the Street” (FROM ALL FOR THE LOVE OF SUNSHINE, WHARF CAT RECORDS, 2016)

Jeff Zagers creates meditative, experimental songs steeped in the dust-jacketed origins of pop music.

Here, he re-envisions Percy Sledge’s classic “Dark End of the Street.”

It’s available on Zagers’ album All For the Love of Sunshine, a collection of American songbook covers driven by rich vocal melodies, drum machines, guitars, synths, and saxophone. CS

THE CASKET GIRLS – “Tears of a Clown” (FROM THE NIGHT MACHINES, GRAVEFACE RECORDS, 2016)

Witchy electronics meet ‘60s Phil Spector-produced pop with The Casket Girls, the “home team” of Savannah-based Graveface Records. The cult label, which boasts the likes of The Appleseed Cast, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Des Ark, Haley Bonar, and more, has a physical record shop in Savannah’s Starland District.

VELVET CARAVAN – “Margaret” (FROM ACOUSTIC IN NATURE, SELFRELEASED, 2014)

Savannah’s gypsy-jazz quintet Velvet Caravan is making waves throughout the world. With playfulness and gusto, these fellows deliver an unforgettable concert that would make Django proud.

PASSAFIRE – “Wheels of Steel” (FROM “INTERVAL,” EASY STAR RECORDS, 2015)

Passafire has always excelled in pushing the boundaries of reggae. On their latest EP, “Interval,” the band blends raw rock ‘n’ roll with hooky choruses, reggae tempos, and dub elements for something completely one-of-a-kind.

LISTEN ALONG! Tune into the College Issue Playlist at connectsavannah.com for embedded tracks and links to the bands.

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If you dig goofy, brash folkpunk with singalong choruses and snotty delivery, dig into The Gumps. With humor and dry wisdom, frontman Matt Hewitt is an intrepid leader of the Gump pack. “Anger Issues” comes from the band’s selftitled first album.

NIGHTINGALE NEWS – “Emerald Tsunami”

traditional American old-time music. Crowned “Best Local Folk Band/ Artist” by Connect Savannah readers, the four-piece is always a blast live. Kick back in a hammock (if you’ve moved into a house with a porch, you best make full use of it!), turn up this gentle, sweet tune, and enjoy the Lowcountry life.

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WELCOME to Savannah, a town that will crowdsurf you across the room, put tears in your eyes with raw storytelling and soulful melodies, pull you on the dance floor to two-step to country music, and quench your musical thirst with all the artistic passion this weird-and-proud town can muster.

This is a great city for a musician and a music fan, and we’re glad you’ve chosen it as your new home.

Know your rights

Savannah’s alcohol ordinance has undergone some recent changes. As a responsible musical citizen--particularly if you’re under 21 years old--it’s important to have a clear picture of how things work in our venues and bars.

The way things work now—and the way it’s been for a decade—is that, if a show is happening in a bar, people who are under 21 and cannot legally consume alcohol are not allowed entry. Since Savannah’s a town with numerous colleges and a military base, this inhibits a significant percentage of live music supporters.

Luckily, we have several great DIY and all-ages venues throughout Savannah that cater to folks who can’t enter the bars. However, change is coming for bars that want to open their doors to a wider audience.

On August 18, Savannah City Council approved changes to the alcohol ordinance. Beginning January 1, 2017, venues can apply for a specific license that would allow folks aged 18-20 to enter the establishment while there is live music being

played (DJs and karaoke aren’t included).

Read: this doesn’t mean that, starting in 2017, anyone can stroll into a bar when they hear a band playing. The keyword here is “license.”

It’s not a widespread ruling that applies to every establishment in Savannah. Some venues aren’t going to apply for one, and that’s all right—it’s up to the business owner to decide whether or not they want to apply for the license and submit the required plan detailing how they’ll prevent underage drinking.

So, given an establishment secures a license and moves forward, people aged 18-20 can arrive, pay their cover, head inside, and enjoy the concert, scream their lungs out, dance all night, buy all the merch, make long-lasting memories, and keep the cycle going until River Street to Victory Drive transforms into one nonstop musical utopia (I mean, hopefully).

Time will tell whether or not businesses will go for the change; however, the ordinance changes also make way for new businesses to open and reach a new audience.

How can we keep our scene growing into an inclusive place that cultivates local talent and welcomes touring acts?

Bean, a local coffee shop off Forsyth Park; the SCAD alum-owned Foxy Loxy Print Gallery & Cafe (a crisp fall evening on their patio with a Mexican Mocha and live music is perfection); The Foundery Coffee Pub next to SCAD’s Anderson Hall (the spacious coffee shop hosts the occasional acoustic or rock show); Sulfur Studios, a gallery/studio space/event space; studio/ venue Dollhouse Productions; beachside Tybee Post Theater; vintage shop and occasional venue House of Strut; and DIY queer safe(r) space QuoLab. Savannah boasts a rich DIY/house show culture, so keep an eye out for posters, flyers, and social media posts for under-the-radar shows. Organizations like Coastal Rock Productions and Dad Joke promote many all-ages shows, and First Friday Art March offers several stages at their monthly celebration.

Festivals

Throughout the year, we’ve got plenty of music festivals, including Savannah Stopover (Grimes, Mac DeMarco, Wye Oak, and of Montreal are alums), Savannah Music Festival for the heavy-hitters like Dwight Yoakam, Mavis Staples, and Wilco, World’s Smallest Music Festival, which Don’t mess it up prioritizes POC, queer, and non-male-idenIf you’re under 21 and get to catch a show tifying artists, and the inaugural Ghost in a bar, don’t try to order a drink or ask Alley Music Festival (O’Brother, Roadkill someone to do it for you. Come on. You get Ghost Choir, and more are performing).

Flip the page to learn more about the busted, the venue gets busted, and if the bands and artists who are proud to call venue gets busted, their license is yanked, Savannah home, and grab a copy of Conand no more shows. And that would suck.

For everybody. Don’t be an ass, and be safe. nect each week to see what’s happening throughout town.

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Get ready for another year of beautiful music from the Savannah Philharmonic Orchestra and Chorus. Featuring works by Rossini, Sortomme, and Beethoven, the performance is an excellent introduction for folks who haven’t experienced the magic of the orchestra and a welcome return for established fans.

Gioachino Rossini’s Overture to La gazza ladra (The Thieving Magpie) shows off the work of one of the most celebrated opera composers of all time. Sortomme’s violin concerto makes its world premiere at the event, performed by renowned violinist Elmar Oliveira (Boston Symphony, London Philharmonic). Oliveira is the only American violinist to win the Gold Medal at Moscow’s Tchaikovsky International Competition, so the audience is truly in for a rare treat.

For the big finish, it’s Beethoven’s Symphony No. 2, the “Eroica” (the “Heroic”). Originally titled “Bonaparte,” the piece is considered a turning point in musical history since its premiere in 1805.

If you’re interested in seeing all the Philharmonic has to offer this year, look into purchasing a subscription package. The Philharmonic Experience package includes tickets for all eight orchestral/choral concerts and half-off passes to all six chamber music series concerts.

Series 8 gets you tickets to all eight orchestra/ chorus concerts for 15% off. The Pick 5 package allows patrons to choose any five orchestral/ chorus concerts for a 10% discount. Lastly, the Flex 3 package lets patrons pick any three orchestra/chorus concerts for a 5% discount.

The chamber music series package includes tickets to all six chamber concerts for the price of five. And, of course, tickets can be purchased for individual events, but we suggest getting those seats soon—the Philharmonic’s audience continues to grow, and fans better act quickly to guarantee their spot.

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Since teaming up for The Accomplices’ unforgettable EP release show at the Georgia State Railroad Museum, The Accomplices and Folly Beach’s Dangermuffin have become regular collaborators and bill-sharers. Now they’re back, with a special performance at Tybee Post Theater.

For eight years, Dangermuffin has been a folk favorite, blending roots rock with Americana, jam, and Lowcountry easy-livin’ vibes.

On their latest album, Songs for the Universe (2014), the band employed pitch shifts and frequencies that are considered to be harmonious with the human body. The band of vegans value a respect for our planet and its healing powers.

Keller Williams fans won’t want to miss “Little Douglas,” a collaboration that features the guitar virtuoso on bass and backing vocals.

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Welcome the great gals of Raleigh’s Girly Girl Revue at their Friday performance. If you like your burlesque paired with circus elements and tricks and talents aplenty, this sparkly performance troupe is just for you. The Savannah Sweet Tease’s own Rita D’LaVane will be the evening’s very special guest.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, DOORS AT 9 P.M., SHOW AT 10 P.M., $15, 21+

PINK MEXICO

BY ANNA CHANDLER anna@connectsavannah.com

SAVANNAH PHILHARMONIC

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Burger Records artists Pink Mexico are a trio of melodic rockers wielding fuzz pedals and sass.

Robert Preston, the brains behind the project, may be a familiar face to Savannah Stopover fans, having played drums with Brooklyn’s Shilpa Ray. Pink Mexico’s Burger debut, Fool, was released this June, and boasts hefty guitar drenched in reverb with surf tendencies and a certain seasoned maturity that’s refreshing to discover in the garage-pop scene.

Savannah’s Twisty Cats and Kewl share the bill. Kewl is the solo endeavor of Wet Socks drummer John Zimmerman. Frontman Zimmerman is supported by an array of familiar faces, including Daniel Lynch (Cray Bags, Sunglow, Greta O. and the Toxic Shock) on drums, Derek Lynch (Cray Bags, Greta O. and the Toxic Shock) on guitar and Samford Justice (Breakers) on guitar. Zimmerman has a number of recordings as Kewl to dig into on Bandcamp (kewl.bandcamp.com).

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Applebee’s Karaoke The Chromatic Dragon Karaoke Night Club One Karaoke Doodles Karaoke Thursday & Saturdays Flashback Karaoke Jukebox Bar & Grill Karaoke Little Lucky’s Karaoke McDonough’s Karaoke Mediterranean Tavern Karaoke Rachael’s 1190 Karaoke Rusty Rudders Tap House Karaoke World of Beer Karaoke

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Congress Street Social Club Kansas Bible Company Fiore Italian Bar and Grill Anne Allman Huc-A-Poo’s Keith & Ross Jazz’d Tapas Bar The MS3 Jukebox Bar & Grill Magic Rocks Lizzy’s Tequila Bar and Grill Jason Bible Mansion on Forsyth Park Tradewinds Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub General Patton and the Heads of State Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Pooler) Georgia Kyle Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub (Richmond Hill) Foddy Daisy Rancho Alegre Cuban Restaurant Jody Espina Trio Rocks on the Roof Fellowship of Love Ruth’s Chris Steak House David Duckworth & Kim Polote Vic’s on The River Diana Rogers Wild Wing Cafe Bill Hodgson Wild Wing Cafe (Pooler) Chuck Courtenay

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COLLEGE STUDENT GUIDE THE SAV ART SCENE

GETTING INVOLVED IN THE LOCAL ART SCENE Our resident art columnist gives her sage advice

BY KAYLA GOGGIN

artrisesavannah.org

ONE OF the best things about Savannah is how much art exists here.

Whether you’re looking to SCAD for exposure to internationally renowned contemporary artists, to the Telfair for academically-celebrated classics or to the Starland district for local flavor, your tastes are sure to be satiated.

Here are some tips to help you immerse yourself in all the visual art Savannah has to offer.

Engage on social media.

Before you even step outside your door, you can get a look at what’s going on about town thanks to the wonders of social media.

Check the hashtag #art912 to start.

Initially created by Telfair Museums, the city’s artists and arts advocacy organizations quickly latched on and started contributing content under the #art912 moniker. Now, there’s a veritable library of

Discovering Savannah’s art offerings online is great, but you owe it to yourself to see them in person too. images on Instagram to help you get oriented in terms of the types of work being created in artist’s studios and the artsfocused events on the horizon.

Also be sure to follow the people, places and organizations making art happen in the city so you’ll receive notifications, invitations and updates from them. Telfair Museums, Sulfur Studios, Art Rise Savannah (full disclosure: I am the Managing Director of Art Rise Savannah), and NonFiction Gallery all have great online presences. (Bonus: Check out @scadpaint on Instagram for a taste of the latest up-andcoming painting exhibitions in town.)

Get outside your comfort zone.

Discovering Savannah’s art offerings online is great, but you owe it to yourself to see them in person too. Luckily, a handy

framework for stepping outside your comfort zone exists in the First Friday Art March.

On the first Friday of every month from 6–9pm, the Starland District opens itself up as a playground for locals and tourists alike who want an up-close and personal taste of the arts. The Art March functions as a self-guided tour of the district’s art galleries and local businesses, paving a neat route for you through the night’s opening receptions, pop-up shows, musical performances and more.

Of course, you don’t have to wait for an Art March night to get out and see what’s happening in the galleries around town.

Pick up ARC Savannah’s ART MAP SAV at pretty much any gallery in town and plan your own route for the day. The map includes over one hundred galleries and art

spaces across downtown, midtown and the islands.

Find your people.

Exploring the art scene is always more fun if you have someone to do it with. If you’re an artist or art enthusiast, one place to meet like-minded folks is at the Savannah Artist Collective (13 E. 39th Street).

The Collective meets on a regular basis to hold life drawing sessions, panel discussions on issues like “How to Host a Studio Visit”, skill-share workshops and more.

It’s one of the few informal, open spaces in town for artists to come together, share art and information and form collaborative relationships.

Sulfur Studios also occasionally offers workshops, the City of Savannah’s Cultural Arts Department holds great classes for those interested in learning crafts like metalworking, and (for those who go for the super informal) Abe’s on Lincoln hosts a regular “Drink ‘n Draw” night for artists of all levels to meet and doodle together.

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The monthly First Friday Art March is a great way for everyone to get familiar with the local art scene and have a lot of fun at the same time.

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Whether you’re lending a hand at the Art March or getting behind-the-scenes access at a world-class textile symposium, local arts advocacy organizations always have spots available for interested volunteers. Look into docenting at one of Telfair Museums’ remarkable spaces, hosting one of ARC Savannah’s Artist Socials, or just offer to help get the word out about an event you’re excited for. Volunteering and making connections with those who are in the know is the best way to invest in the local art scene.

When people invest, they’re less likely to leave and that’s what Savannah needs: fewer engaged citizens leaving for (what

they perceive to be) greener pastures. If you want to get involved in the art scene here, you deserve two different kinds of “thank you”s: one for giving a damn and another for contributing to the city’s cultural growth rather than its decay.

It’s tough out here in Georgia for artists and arts organizations. Funding for the arts in our state amounts to about 9 cents per resident, compared to South Carolina’s 63 cents per resident and Alabama’s 82 cents. Economies suffer when the arts are allowed to atrophy so keep giving a damn, Savannah.

Keep coming out, keep volunteering, stay involved. CS

95 YEARS

a celebration you won’t want to miss!

The Lucas Theatre is turning 95 this year, and we plan to make it a big deal! Join us as we hold a celebratory block party on September 23rd! Food trucks, local craft beer, music, and raffles are all part of the festivities, so make sure to mark it on you calendars!

See you there!

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Collective Face is back?

We’ll drink to that!

Theatre ensemble’s season kicks off with The Savannah Sipping Society

BY ANNA CHANDLER

anna@connectsavannah.com

SAVANNAH LOVES to sip. Whether it’s our go-cup gumption or the classic mint julep-porch-sittin’ cliché, The Hostess City loves to throw her doors open for company and promptly hand them a refreshing adult beverage.

This weekend, Muse Arts Warehouse hosts the Lowcountry premiere of The Savannah Sipping Society. The first installment in The Collective Face Theatre Ensemble’s 2016-‘17 season promises plenty of laughs, liquor, and life lessons.

“I was looking for something light, and I saw that the play debuted in the Atlanta area,” director and designer David I.L. Poole recalls. “I was like, ‘Oh, my goodness, why is this play not in Savannah when it’s called Savannah Sipping Society?!’”

Proactive Poole contacted the authors Jones Hope Wooten, an prolific team of playwrights. The trio, dubbed “America’s Playwrights,” are behind such beloved Southern comedies as Dearly Departed, The Red Velvet Cake War, Always a Bridesmaid, and The Dixie Swim Club. Savannah Sipping Society is the latest in their lexicon of deep-fried, funnybone ticklin’ drama.

“I compare it to Designing Women,”

Poole explains. “It’s four middle-aged women who are lonely and in Savannah.

They’re mostly transplants to Savannah with the exception of one. They all get together for for happy hours.”

The fab four initially meet at a yoga studio (the ladies, all new to the exercise form, are dismayed to find that “hot yoga” doesn’t mean “hot people yoga”). After sweating out all the toxins, the gals decide they’ve earned a cocktail, and their very first pop-up happy hour occurs.

The Society includes Randa, a driven architect and workaholic who recently experienced a significant career derailment. Now, the independent woman is wondering what it is she really wants in life.

Dot, a recent widow, was banking on a laidback retirement with her husband, but now, she must face a new beginning.

Good ol’ Texan Marlafaye just lost her husband to the embrace of a young dental hygienist, and she’s in Savannah to get revenge on the cheater and his 23-year-old flame.

Last but not least, Jinx, a nomadic newcomer to Savannah, is a hair stylist by day and life coach to the women by night. However, Jinx shows that she may need to take her own advice every once in awhile.

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As they gush over cocktails on Randa’s Victorian veranda, the women bind together as they enter their own new beginnings, stumbling into misadventure every step of the way.

“That’s where it all stems from,” Poole says. “They’re all looking to improve their lives, and they go on these adventures in Savannah. It’s a lot of fun, a lot of drinking and talking about men. It’s a hoot.”

Virginia-based Jones Hope Wooten’s plays are set all over the South, and there were a couple of points in their scripted Savannah that Poole, through correspondence, altered to be more authentic to the area.

“From their point of view, it captures our city and these four women’s lives,” he says. “It’s very sitcom-y. Think of it as a pilot episode of a sitcom set in Savannah.”

From the initial hot yoga experiment, the ladies try “bucket list” activities together, including going to a Renaissance Fair, going salsa dancing, and (ack…) swimming in the Savannah River (kids, do not try this at home).

“It’s got a Designing Women, Golden Girls, Sex and the City vibe to it,” Poole describes.

The Savannah Sipping Society stars Julie Kessler, Mickey Dodge, Laura Dutton, Casey Bessette, and Lynne Jones.

Poole is excited to welcome Dutton back to Savannah.

“She was away for about 15 years and moved back to the area, came out for audutions, and she’s hysterical.”

Dodge, Kessler and Jones are Collective Face Theatre Ensemble members, and Bessette is a SCAD graduate student.

There are plenty of opportunities to see Savannah Sipping Society, running Friday, September 9 to September 25. Enjoy a champagne reception catered by Joe’s Homemade Café on opening night. On September 21, it’s a special Ladies’ Night, so round up the girls and head to Muse.

“This is a great way to begin our season,” Poole affirms. “It’s a fun-filled play and people have a great time.” CS

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OPENINGS & RECEPTIONS

EQUALIZATION — Jeff Markowsky utilizes the modernist technique of “taping,” which equalizes that flatness of the picture plane and plays with the illusion of depth through the vertical grid, emphasizing the humid and arid nature of Savannah’s environment.

Reception Friday, Sep. 16, 6-8pm. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St.

ART IN ACTION — Kobo Gallery, Savannah’s premier artist cooperative space, will host the art raffle fundraiser during the Savannah Art Walk. 100% of the proceeds benefit the Rape Crisis Center. Sat., Sep. 10, 2-5 p.m. Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,.

MYSTICAL ARTS OF TIBET: DREPUNG LOSELING MONASTERY SAND MANDALA RESIDENCY — The Tibetan Buddhist monks of Drepung Loseling Monastery return to the Jepson Center to create an exquisite sand mandala painting as part of a weeklong residency. This Tibetan Buddhist tradition involves the creation and destruction of a mandala made from colored sand. The sand mandala is ritually destroyed once it has been completed, and its accompanying ceremonies and presentation symbolize the Buddhist doctrinal belief in the transitory nature of material life. Sep. 13-18. telfair.org/jepson/.

Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. TIBETAN MONKS OPENING CEREMONY — One of Savannah’s most popular art events, the Mystical Arts of Tibet returns as the Tibetan Monks of Drepung Loseling Monastery revisit the Jepson Center to create a sand mandala in the Eckburg Atrium during a weeklong residency. This year marks the 10th anniversary of the monks’ very first appearance at the Jepson Center. Free Tue., Sep. 13, 5-7 p.m. 912-790-8800. telfair.org/jepson/.

Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

CONTINUING EXHIBITS AFAR — The most recent work of acclaimed Brooklyn-based video artist, Janet Biggs. Created with the support of the museum, “Afar” depicts Biggs’ travels in the Afar Triangle, a geologically unstable but visually arresting desert region at the intersection of Ethiopia, Eritrea and Djibouti, in Africa. Through Sep. 25. scadmoa.org/. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

FACE TO FACE: AMERICAN PORTRAITS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION — Spanning the period from the American Revolution to World War II, the paintings in this exhibition demonstrate the broad range of American portraiture found in Telfair’s permanent collection. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St.

All proceeds from ‘Art in Action’ at Kobo benefit the Rape Crisis Center, reception on Saturday

ART QUILTERS OF THE LOW COUNTRY — The Quilters is a cooperative of award-wining fabric artists who design, quilt, exhibit and have a passion to teach their craft. Their work ranges from the large and abstract to intimate renderings of natural scenes and flora and fauna. They are Ron Hodge, Donna Stankiewicz, Shaaron Thomas, Peg Weschke and Jody Wigton. Through Sep. 30. hospicesavannah.org/. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. BLACK AND WHITE: PRINTWORK BY TORI POINT, STRAWBERRY MOTH AND PAPER JAM PRESS — Toni Point is a Mississippi based artist who combines her love of a modern and minimalist aesthetic with interesting patterns and tribal influences.

Strawberry Moth is the brainchild of Jessica Duthu, an illustrator in Savannah inspiring youth and imagination for kids of all ages through hand-printed clothing and accessories. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St.

CORNELIA PRATT — Training in traditional oil painting techniques has led Cornelia Pratt to paint still lifes and landscapes in a realistic, yet painterly style. Through Sep. 30. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. DISPARITY — An examination of the relationship between imagery and the written word; using the form of the hand painted sign Jossim examines personal, political and social topics. Through Sep. 30. sentientbean. com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. ELVIS AT 21: PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALFRED WERTHEIMER — Taken during the year Elvis Presley turned 21, Alfred Wertheimer’s photographs are a remarkable visual record of rock ‘n’ roll’s most enduring figure. Through Oct. 2. telfair.org/jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

GESTALT: AN INSTALLATION BY CHRIS NITSCHE — Through early January, Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum will be presenting a large interactive installation by local artist and SCAD professor Chris Nitsche, and a selection of his preliminary sketches will be on display in the Museum atrium. The installation takes the shape of a ship’s hull - 75 feet long, 8 feet high, built in sections with access gaps to enable visitors to walk through the inside of the hull. Museum admission is $9.00 Adults, discounts available, Children 5 and under Free. Free garden admission to view the installation. Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

HISTORIC COTTONS TO MODERN POLYESTERS: QUILTS FROM TELFAIR’S COLLECTION — Made from the rarest silks to the simplest cottons, corduroys, wools, and modern polyesters, Telfair Museums’ small but important collection of quilts are presented in Historic Cottons to Modern Polyesters.

Ranging from early 19th-century examples of pieced patchwork, to an appliqué story quilt made in the 1980s, the exhibition spans nearly two centuries of quiltmaking. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St.

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This new spot on Whitaker right near Sweet Melissa’s offers burgers, chicken tenders and mac ‘n’ cheese balls.

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Parker’s Market Urban Gourmet

Downtown institution on Drayton Street, serving fresh, tasty, quick-grab food ranging from gourmet quiches to their famous chicken biscuits.

Miles above usual convenience store standards, Parker’s is open 24/7.

The Rail Pub

Their late-night one-dollar “Rail Dogs”—a plain dog on a slice of white bread—are sort of an under-the-radar phenomenon. Also: free peanuts.

Savannah Smiles

The closest one to downtown is on East Victory Drive, across from Whole Foods.

Solid late night menu until 2 a.m. Pro-tip: you don’t have to pay the cover if your ID has a local address.

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Spudnik

The Bay Street nightspot serves pub food and pizza until closing time.

Kevin Barry’s

River Street institution serves great pub-style food until right around midnight/12:30.

McDonough’s

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Breakfast is served all day!

Holding down the west end of Broughton is this tasty little gourmet baked potato spot, open til 4 a.m. on weekends.

Sushi Zen

Get your sushi fix downtown on MLK Blvd. until 4 a.m. on weekend nights.

Sweet Melissa’s

Downtown’s most legendary late-night food stop cranks out pizzas until 4 a.m. on the corner of Whitaker and Congress Streets.

Treylor Park

This Bay Street eatery, a sitdown, Southern comfort foodthemed restaurant, is open until midnight.

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Wet Willie’s

Late night bar food on River Street to go with that delicious adult slushie.

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The highs and lows, from Suicide Squad to Star Trek and beyond Best Impersonation: Ryan Gosling as Lou Costello in The Nice Guys. It’s only for one scene, but Gosling beautifully captures the sputtering routine beloved by Abbott & Costello fans everywhere.

Worst Impersonation: Jared Leto as David Bowie in Suicide Squad. In interviews, Leto said he based his performance as The Joker on the mannerisms of the late Bowie. But there’s so little of the rock legend (like, 0%) in his portrayal that he might as well have stated he based his performance on Donald Trump or Mr. T or even Betty White.

Most Logical Marquee Double Feature: Lights Out and The Darkness.

Most Logical Marquee Triple Feature: Weiner, Wiener-Dog and Sausage Party.

Best Juvenile Performance: Angourie Rice (15 years old) in The Nice Guys. Runner-up: Julian Dennison (13 years old) in Hunt for the Wilderpeople.

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Best Double Play: Chris Pine, heroic in Star Trek Beyond and tormented in Hell or High Water. Runner-up: Bill Hader, likably cynical in Maggie’s Plan and delivering the best vocal turn in The Angry Birds Movie.

Most Critically Overrated: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. This weak comedy starring Andy Samberg, a mockumentary a la This Is Spinal Tap, boasts a 77% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. But why?

Most Commercially Underrated: The Nice Guys. It’s hard to find anybody who’s seen this movie who didn’t like it, but it’s even harder to find many people who’ve seen it in the first place. It deserved better than a $36 million domestic take; perhaps like writer-director Shane Black’s previous picture, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, it will garner more fans via DVD. Best Legs: Bad Moms. This big-screen sitcom opened decently ($23.8 million) but probably should have tapped out around $70-$75 million, based on average

week-to-week drops. But favorable wordof-mouth, particularly among older female audiences often underserved by Hollywood, has resulted in a sleeper hit that’s about to cross $100 million at the box office.

Worst Legs: Warcraft. This fantasy flick opened with $24.1 million, not a shabby number except for the fact that the film cost $160 million. But with the gamers all having seen it that initial weekend, the box office plummeted a disastrous 70% in its second weekend (most acceptable drops range from 35% to 45%), and its final haul of $47 million marks it as a colossal bomb stateside. (Luckily for the studio, it crushed the international box office.)

Most Forgotten Summer Movie: Money Monster. This George ClooneyJulia Roberts drama opened on May 13, but doesn’t it feel like it came out somewhere around October 2012?

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Best Villain: The shark, The Shallows.

Runner-up: Zemo (Daniel Bruhl), Captain America: Civil War. Worst Villain: Enchantress (Cara Delevingne), Suicide Squad. Runnerup: En Sabah Nur (Oscar Isaac), X-Men: Apocalypse.

Most Insufferable On-Screen Character: Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter in Alice Through the Looking Glass. Depp was only slightly tolerable in the first

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picture, but by now giving his character a name (Tarrant Hightopp) and a backstory, he’s become unbearable. Runner-up: Sacha Baron Cohen as Time in Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Most Insufferable Off-Screen Characters: The misogynistic MRAs and insecure fanboys protesting the casting of (gasp!) women in Ghostbusters. Get a life, losers.

Best Kick-Ass Heroine: Jaylah (Sofia

Boutella) in Star Trek Beyond. Runnerup: The quartet (Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones) of Ghostbusters.

Worst Lame-Ass Heroine: April O’Neil (Megan Fox) in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Runner-up: Alice (Mia Wasikowska) in Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Biggest Surprise: The Shallows. Runner-up: Pete’s Dragon.

Biggest Disappointment: X-Men: Apocalypse. Runner-up: The BFG. Best Tag Line: “Saving the world takes a little Hart and a big Johnson” — Central Intelligence.

Most Unforgettable Line of Dialogue (for better or worse): “I wouldn’t recommend getting in the Jacuzzi. It’s a smoothie of old-man semen.” — Charlie (Barry Humphries) in Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie.

Best Scene-Stealer: Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters. Runners-up: Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters; Simon Helberg in Florence Foster Jenkins.

Most Dynamic Duo: Bob (Dwayne Johnson) and Calvin (Kevin Hart) in Central Intelligence.

Least Dynamic Duo: Rocksteady (Sheamus) and Bebop (Gary Anthony Williams) in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.

Movie I’m Most Sorry to Have Missed In Theaters: Kubo and the Two Strings. This critically acclaimed picture hails from LAIKA, the studio responsible for past animated gems like Coraline and ParaNorman. At least I now have something to anticipate on Blu-ray. Runners-up: Don’t Think Twice; Southside with You. Movie I’m Least Sorry to Have Missed In Theaters: Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party. Convicted felon, accused adulterer and all-around tool Dinesh D’Souza is hoping his hit piece will sway the election. Yes, because that worked sooo well with his previous picture, 2016: Obama’s America.

Runners-up: Ice Age: Collision Course; War Dogs.

Best Performances (Alphabetically): Ralph Fiennes, A Bigger Splash; Hugh Grant, Florence Foster Jenkins; Blake Lively, The Shallows; Meryl Streep, Florence Foster Jenkins.

Worst Performances (Alphabetically): Jai Courtney, Suicide Squad; Ben Foster, Warcraft; Liam Hemsworth, Independence Day: Resurgence; Joel Kinnaman, Suicide Squad. (It should be noted that Foster partially redeemed himself later with a solid turn in Hell or High Water.)

Worst Film (Wide): Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. Who’s down for some turtle soup? Runner-up: Alice Through the Looking Glass.

Worst Film (Limited): Swiss Army Man. At last, an art-house flick for fratboys! Runner-up: None.

Best Film (Wide): Captain America: Civil War. The summer kicked off with this marvel at the multiplexes, and then it was mostly downhill after that. Runner-up: Star Trek Beyond.

Best Film (Limited): Hell or High Water. A compelling narrative, complex characters, morally ambiguous situations — are we sure this was a summer movie?

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13TH COLONY PATRIOTS Conservative political activists that meet the 13th of each month. Dedicated to preserving the U.S. Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. See Facebook page for meeting location. Free 13th of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-604-4048. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt.

Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. MONDAY MEANS COMMUNITY: THE MUSIC THAT GOT ME WOKE Join Emergent Savannah for their upcoming Monday Means Community, The Music That Got Me Woke to hear from nine locals as they share the music that “woke them up” to how the world was working and how it could work instead. Mon., Sep. 12, 7 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. ONE OF THE GUYS Guys, have you found yourself in a social rut, or just have a need for the art of conversation? Make a change in 2016.

The past decade a diverse group of guys have been getting together about every two weeks to share dinner and opinions on just about any topic. No membership requirements or dues. Just an open mind and willingness to expand your friendship base. For more information visit us on Facebook at Savannah Men’s Club, or if you prefer, email details/questions to savannahmensclub@gmail.com. ongoing.

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Savannah International Food and Wine Tasting

The Savannah Food & Wine Festival benefits the charities of the Greek Orthodox Ladies Philoptochos Society. Twenty of Savannah’s best restaurants serve signature dishes that are complemented by wines from around the world. Come sample some delicious food and shop our silent auction.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 3-6 P.M. ST. PAUL GREEK ORTHODOX CHURCH, 14 WEST ANDERSON ST. $30 IN ADVANCE; $35 AT THE DOOR, 912-236-8256, 21+, STPAULSGREEKORTHODOX.ORG

credit). Auditions, by appointment, are in Armstrong Fine Arts Hall. To schedule an audition, e-mail: savaayo@yahoo.com. Info is also available at www.savaayo.org. AYO is sponsored in part by the Savannah Friends of Music, www.savannahfriendsofmusic. com ongoing. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/ index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. AUDITIONS FOR THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW LIVE! This is a fun, cult classic show based on old science fiction movies so we are looking for people with lots of energy. You must be

18+. Please have 16 bars or one minute of an uptempo song prepared and clothes to move in. Accompaniment provided. Show runs Oct. 27th-31st. Tue., Sep. 13, 7-8:30 p.m. baystreettheatre.org. baystreettheatre. org/. Bay Street Theatre, 1 Jefferson St. CALL FOR APPLICATIONS FOR WEAVE A DREAM INITIATIVE The City of Savannah’s Weave-A-Dream (WAD) Panel has issued a call for proposals for the 2016 Weave-A-Dream Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are

to be completed prior to December 31, 2016. The application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project; the last date an application can be submitted is October 21, 2016.

Project funding is available up to $2,000 for specific and innovative arts, cultural, or heritage projects or presentations that have a measurable, quantifiable benefit to Savannah’s diverse populations. The Weave-A-Dream Panel seeks proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. A priority of the WAD funding program is that organizations reach neighborhood communities, encompassing all city districts. To be eligible for consideration, an organization must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Agencies funded by the City of Savannah for 2016 are not eligible to apply. Applications are available at www.savannahga.gov/ arts. Applying organizations may request application materials and technical assistance by contacting Rebecca Brown at 912-651-6760 or rbrown02@savannahga. gov Through Oct. 21. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. CALL FOR COLLEGIATE CHAPTERS FOR YESHUA NEXT GENERATION Young adults between the ages of 21-25 with technical and people skills are needed to attend Savannah Chamber of Commerce events and to act as Overseers for collegiate chapters. Please contact Reverend Brenda Lee at (912) 236-3154, email:revbrendalee@ yahoo.com ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

CALL FOR ENTRIES FOR “FAITH” What do you believe? Non-Fiction Gallery wants to know. For $15 (non Art Rise members pay $25), submit 4 images of artwork in any medium for consideration to the exhibition opening on December 16. The first place winner will receive $100. Through Oct. 30. Non-Fiction Gallery, 1522 Bull St. CALL FOR EXHIBITION PROPOSALS FOR CULTURAL ARTS GALLERY The City of Savannah’s Department of Cultural Affairs is now accepting exhibition proposals at the Cultural Arts Gallery for the 2017 calendar year. In conjunction with each exhibition, artists are encouraged to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a workshop, lecture or demonstration. All mediums will be considered for non-degree seeking solo or group exhibitions, including video and installation pieces. Proposals should be professionally presented and should include a cover letter; a resume; an artist statement; a previous exhibition record; 10-12 digital images of the work to be considered; and a self-addressed stamped envelope if the proposal needs to be returned. The deadline

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for submissions is September 9, 2016 at 4 p.m. Proposals should be submitted to Debra Zumstein, Arts Programs Coordinator, City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 W. Henry St., Savannah, GA 31401.

Proposal guidelines are available online at www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783. Through Sep. 9. City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 West Henry St. CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS IN PTSD STUDY Are you a recent combat veteran experiencing psychological or emotional stress related to your combat? You may be eligible to receive first-line medication and talk therapy interventions with proven effectiveness. PROGrESS is a study looking to learn more about how to effectively treat recent combat veterans with PTSD. The therapies are not experimental. You will be randomly assigned to receive either psychotherapy, medication, or both. For more information about the PROGrESS study, please call 912-920-0214 ext. 2169. ongoing. Online only, none.

COMMUNITY RADIO VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION Interested in having a radio show or becoming involved in community media?

WRUU-LP, Savannah’s new community radio station, is holding an information session and volunteer orientation. Come get an overview of the station’s operating principles, receive an update on where the project currently stands, and learn about the steps you’ll need to take to become a program host or other volunteer. For more information, visit www.wruu.org or contact program@wruu.org. Tue., Sep. 13, 6-6:45 p.m. 912-234-0980. program@ savsoundings.org. wruu.org. facebook.com/ savsoundings. Savannah Soundings - WRUU - 107.5, 307 E. Harris Street.

OATLAND ISLAND SEEKS MEMORIES AND RECOLLECTIONS FOR 40TH ANNIVERSARY Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips.

Special family memories of Oatland Island.

Send your photos and stories to memories@ oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org.

TELL US YOUR GHOST STORY? Organization seeks to document your first hand experiences with psychical phenomenon for analysis and potential investigation. Our investigators have reputable credentials and long time investigation training and connections with the top minds and researchers in parapsychology field research and other areas. We are especially interested in Chatham and neighboring counties with special emphasis on Savannah itself and the Historic District. Interviewees should be comfortable with video documentation of themselves and events w/privacy level negotiated beforehand. ongoing. amchclub@yahoo.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

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COMMUNITY HEROES GOLF TOURNAMENT The Two Hundred Club will be honoring those who lost their lives in the line of duty in the Coastal Empire and also commemorate the heroes of fifteen years ago on September 11th 2001. At the opening ceremony of the annual Community Heroes Golf Tournament, which raises funds to care for those who care for us, an honor guard and bagpipes will be featured as dignitaries introduce the day’s events. Fri., Sep. 9, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. twohundredclub.org. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. $5 BIKRAM YOGA CLASS TO BENEFIT LOCAL CHARITIES Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. ongoing. 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com.

ROYAL FLUSH FOR THE CURE AND LLS SAVANNAH Join MD-Wellness Solutions in supporting the fight for cancer and research at their charity gala. Enjoy live comedic performances, Monte Carlo gaming tables, a poker tournament, giveaways, and more. $60 Sat., Sep. 10, 6-11 p.m. 954-319-3977. savannah.hyatt.com/hyatt/hotels-savannah/ index.jsp?null. Hyatt Regency Savannah, 2 West Bay St. SCMPD ANIMAL CONTROL SEEKS VOLUNTEERS Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome.

Volunteers must be at least 17-yearsold. ongoing. (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

CLASSES, CAMPS & WORKSHOPS

ART, MUSIC, PIANO, VOICE COACHING Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

BEADING CLASSSES AT EPIPHANY BEAD & JEWELRY STUDIO Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-677-3983. epiphany.indiemade.com.

Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 101 N. Fahm St. BEGINNING BELLY DANCE CLASSES Taught by Happenstance Bellydance.

All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com.

BRIDGE LESSONS Competitive bidding, as well as Intermediate and advanced seminars will also commence in September. Additionally, there are games for all levels of players in the day and

evening. The book costs $12. $10 a class, $35 for 4 Sat., Sep. 10, 10 a.m.-noon. 912228-4838. bridgewebs.com/savannahclubs. com. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave. BUSINESS COMMUNICATIONS This course will examine the basics of communicating in a professional environment. Students will learn how to effectively communicate in environments from creative and art based workplaces, to corporate offices. The course will discuss business emails, writing etiquette, how to prioritize information, and how to address conflict. Examples of how to ensure accountability, problem solve, and effectively ask for help will bolster the skills students learn. $135 Thursdays, 6-9 p.m.. 912-6512005. academics.georgiasouthern.edu/ ce/programs/business-communications/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

CHAMPIONS TRAINING CENTER Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

CHATHAM APPRENTICE PROGRAM Step Up Savannah’s Chatham Apprentice Program (CAP) is hosting two recruiting sessions in August for its next “E3: Educate, Empower, Employ” job-skills training program, scheduled to start on September 19 and run through October 13. The program is open to men and women interested in enhancing their basic employment skills.

The training is free to adults (18 years and older) through a partnership among Chatham County, Step Up Savannah, Inc. and the United Way of the Coastal Empire.

Those without a high school diploma or GED are encouraged to apply but the program is open to anyone who is unemployed or underemployed. Successful graduates of the Chatham Apprentice Program receive assistance with their job search and one-onone coaching. The application process is competitive and space is limited. Interested individuals should attend an information session, either on August 5th or August 12th at 9am at the Department of Labor, 5520 White Bluff Rd. Through Oct. 13. 912-4010672. tcrooks@stepupsavannah.org. GDOL Savannah Career Center, 5520 White Bluff Rd. CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES The Confucius Institute at Savannah State University offers free Chinese language classes starting January 17. To register, please call 912-358-3160. ongoing. 912-3583160. confuciusinstitute@savannahstate. edu. savannahstate.edu. savstate.edu/.

Savannah State University, 3219 College St. CLAY CLASSES Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-351-4578. sav.. claystudio@gmail.com.

BOATING CLASSES Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912897-7656. savannahaux.com.

CREATIVITY COACHING Do you have a creative idea but don’t know

where to start? Is it time to move forward with your project? Work with your very own creativity coach and learn how to blast through blocks, plan your time, and enjoy the richness of a creative life. See website for more info at www.laurenl. com/creativity_coaching/ or contact Creativity@LaurenL.com ongoing. Online, ---.

DUI PREVENTION GROUP Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/ session 912-443-0410.

FAMILY LAW WORKSHOP The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-3546686. mediationsavannah.com.

FANY’S SPANISH/ENGLISH INSTITUTE Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. ongoing.

912-921-4646.

FREE BRIDGE LESSONS The course starts with Introduction to Bridge (BB1). The following lessons, Competitive Bidding (BB2) and Play of the Hand (BB4), will be offered in September.

Intermediate and advanced seminars will also commence in September.

Additionally, there are games for all levels of players in the day and evening. Visit our website, www.bridgewebs.com/ savannahclubs.com, or call 912-2284838 for more information. Through Sep. 30, 7-9 p.m. Savannah Duplicate Bridge Center, 8511 Ferguson Ave. GUITAR, MANDOLIN, OR BASS GUITAR LESSONS Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. ongoing. 912-232-5987.

HOUSING AUTHORITY NEIGHBORHOOD RESOURCE CENTER Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. ongoing.

912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha. com. savannahpha.com/NRC.html.

Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. KNITTING & CROCHET CLASSES Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website. Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav.com.

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contact Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@ gmail.com, or Text (only) to 912-429-7265. ongoing. Online only, none.

MUSIC LESSONS--MULTIPLE INSTRUMENTS AND STYLES Savannah Musicians’ Institute offers private instruction for all ages and experience levels for Guitar (electric, acoustic, bass, classical, jazz), Piano, Flute, Banjo, Mandolin, Ukulele, Clarinet, Saxophone, and Voice as well as Music Theory/ Composition/ Ear Training.

We teach public, private and home school students as well as adults at all experience levels. Located at 15 East Montgomery Crossroads in Office #205 near White Bluff Road, Savannah, GA. ongoing. 912388-1806. smisavannah@gmail.com. savmusiciansinstitute.com.

NEW HORIZONS ADULT BAND PROGRAM Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. ongoing.

912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com.

Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. NOVEL WRITING Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting. Email for pricing and scheduling info. ongoing. pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

PHOTOGRAPHY CLASSES Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

PIANO VOICE-COACHING Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-9617021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. ongoing.

POLE FITNESS CLASSES Pole dancing is a beautiful artform, and a combination of dance, flexibility and gymnastics. Pole dancing has quickly become one of the most popular forms of fun and exercise for women. It can help you lose weight, gain beautiful muscle tone, make you stronger than ever and build confidence like no other form of exercise can. Join us on Tuesday nights and get fitter and stronger than you’ve ever been, with this amazing full body workout. Schedule TBA $20 Every other Tuesday, 7-9 p.m. 912-9881052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. R&B SOUL ADULT LINE DANCING The R&B Soul line dance group Savannah Show Stoppers are conducting line dance classes every Monday night at the West Broad St. YMCA and every Tuesday nights at the John Delaware Center. Both classes starts at 6:30. Lamont Hunter, the founder of the Savannah Show Stoppers, is the Instructor. Donations Mondays, 6:30-8 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-220-7712. hlamont70@yahoo.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. REIKI TREATMENT 50 Reiki relaxes & rejuvenates; promotes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. ongoing. 912-713-2718.

STARTUP BOOT CAMP Georgia Tech Savannah hosts this series of workshops that will help entrepreneurs identify and vet their target customer segments, articulate the value proposition, make financial projections, and prepare them to meet with investors. Applications are now being accepted. To apply, visit atdc. org/uncategorized/atdc-savannah-startupbootcamp. Tuesdays.. yvonne@atdc.org.

Creators’ Foundry, 415 W Boundary St. YOUTH AND TEEN AERIAL SILK CLASSES Youth Class ages 8+. Teen Class ages 11+.

Learn to dance and work with Aerial Silks and Hoop while suspended in the air. Weekly classes held on Fridays through the month of September only. Very limited space available, reserve your spot and register online today. $20/class $75/September package ongoing. 954.682.5694. elyse. thestudio@yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave.

CLUBS & ORGANIZATIONS

Humane Society Thrift Shop Book Sale The Humane Society Thrift Shop will hold its popular quarterly book sale in the shelter parking lot. All “parking lot” books, videos and CDs will be just 25¢.

All proceeds from book and thrift shop sales benefit the Humane Society for Greater Savannah and the pets in its care.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 9 A.M.NOON, HUMANE SOCIETY FOR GREATER SAVANNAH, 7215 SALLIE MOOD DR.

emotional & physical healing; reduces neuromuscular & arthritic pain. E-mail request for appointment/ Fee base at revfugon@gmail.com, or Text (only) 912429-7265 ongoing. Online only, none.

A. ROPER STUDIO - VOICE TECHNIQUE AND COACHING Experienced and successful voice instructor is accepting students. Nurturing and collaborative studio. Services offered include strengthening the voice, range extension, relaxation techniques, and coaching through various styles of music.

Audition and competition preparation.

Located 15 minutes from downtown. Varies Mondays-Saturdays, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. 912-4840628. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

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1 MILLION CUPS 1 Million Cups (1MC), a program of the Kauffman Foundation, is seeking entrepreneurs to share their new business ideas with a weekly audience. Participants receive feedback and exposure with the opportunity to strengthen their idea and gain connections in the Savannah community.

1MC meets every Wednesday at the Creative Coast 9-10a. Apply to present online: www.1millioncups.com/Savannah Free Wednesdays, 9 a.m.. 1millioncups. com/savannah. Creators’ Foundry, 415 W Boundary St. ABENI CULTURAL ARTS DANCE CLASSES Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. ongoing. abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

AVEGOST LARP Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. ongoing. godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost.com.

BUCCANEER REGION SCCA Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. See website. ongoing. buccaneerregion.org.

BUSINESS NETWORKING ON THE ISLANDS Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

CHATHAM SAILING CLUB Friday evening social event at the clubhouse.

Meet Members and their families who all

enjoy water based activities but whose prime interest is sailing. This BYOB event is free and all are welcome, but Membership is encouraged after several visits once interest is gauged!! We look forward to meeting you.

Fridays, 7-10 p.m. pranschkec3@gmail.com.

Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. COASTAL BEAD SOCIETY Coastal Bead Society monthly meetings, 12 noon on the third Friday of the Month at the Coastal Georgia Center, 303 Fahm Street, near SCAD. All beaders are welcome. ongoing. wyrnut18@gmail.com. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

FIBER GUILD OF THE SAVANNAHS A club focusing on weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, and other fiber arts. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center, first Saturday of the month (Sept.-June) 10:15am. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. GEECHEE SAILING CLUB Founded in 1971, GSC promotes sailing and boating safety, education, and fellowship.Member of the South Atlantic Yacht Racing Association. second Monday of every month, 6 p.m. 912-356-3265. geecheesailingclub.org. liveoakstore.com/ tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. HISTORIC FLIGHT SAVANNAH A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-596-1962. honorflightsavannah.org.

HISTORIC SAVANNAH CHAPTER: ABWA Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt.

Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. ongoing. 912-660-8257.

KNITTERS, NEEDLEPOINT AND CROCHET Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. ongoing.

912-308-6768.

LOW COUNTRY TURNERS A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. ongoing. 912-313-2230.

MILITARY ORDER OF THE PURPLE HEART LADIES AUXILIARY Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-7864508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. PHILO CAFE Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations. Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend.

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FUTURE RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors ongoing. 912344-5127. Savannah Tree Foundation, 3025 Bull Street.

SAFE KIDS SAVANNAH A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. ongoing. 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

SAVANNAH BREWERS’ LEAGUE Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-447-0943. hdb.org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St. THE SAVANNAH CHINESE CORNER The Savannah Chinese Corner welcomes anyone interested in Mandarin language or Chinese culture. Meets every Sunday morning from 10 am to noon. Check the Facebook group to see meeting location. ongoing. https://facebook.com/ chineseinsavannah/?fref=ts. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH COUNCIL, NAVY LEAGUE OF THE UNITED STATES A dinner meeting every 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00 pm at local restaurants. 3rd Tuesday in November; none in December.

For dinner reservations, please call Sybil Cannon at 912-964-5366. ongoing. 912-7487020. savannahnavyleague.us.

SAVANNAH GO CLUB This is a new club for the board game “go” (igo, weiqi, baduk). For places and times, please call John at 734-355-2005. ongoing.

Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH GO GREEN Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-308-6768.

SAVANNAH KENNEL CLUB Monthly meetings open to the public the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through June. ongoing, 7 p.m. savannahkennelclub.org.

Carey Hilliard’s (Southside), 11111 Abercorn St. SAVANNAH NEWCOMERS CLUB Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events help you learn about Savannah and make new friends. Ongoing sign-up. savannahnewcomers.com. ongoing.

SAVANNAH PARROT HEAD CLUB Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. ongoing. savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc. com.

SAVANNAH TOASTMASTERS Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. ongoing. 912-484-6710. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. SAVANNAH VEGGIES AND VEGANS Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays.

SPIES AND MYSTERIES BOOK CLUB A book club for readers who love thrillers, spy novels, and mysteries. We meet every 2nd Thurs of the month @6:30 pm. None

second Thursday of every month, 6:30 p.m.

912-925-8305. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. TOASTMASTERS Toastmasters International is an organization which gives its members the opportunity to develop and improve their public speaking abilities through local club meetings, seminars, and contests.

Regardless of your level of comfort with public speaking, you will find a club that is interested in helping you improve your speaking abilities. Free Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m.. hostesscity.toastmastersclubs.org. thincsavannah.com. Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

VIETNAM VETERANS OF AMERICA CHAPTER 671 Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. ongoing. 912-429-0940. rws521@msn. com. vvasav.com.

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WOODVILLE-TOMPKINS SCHOLARSHIP FOUNDATION Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@ comcast.net.

COMEDY

COMEDY NIGHT Join us for an evening of ice cream and laughter...the perfect combo for your Friday night! All ages welcome. Free Fridays, 8-10 p.m.

ODD LOT IMPROV An improv comedy show in the style of “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” $5 Mondays, 8 p.m. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. ODD LOT IMPROV: ON THE SPOT MYSTERIES DINNER THEATRE Odd Lot is teaming up with the brilliant Chefs of Savannah Coffee Roasters to bring you a whole new dining experience.

The always surprising talent of Odd Lot will perform a fully interactive Friday night Murder Mystery while you dine on a delicious three course meal. Seating is at 6:30pm Friday nights. Reservations are strongly recommended. Four actors and three courses all for $40. It’s certain to be a night to remember. Great for groups, parties, or anyone who loves a good show. $40 Fridays, 6:30 p.m. justin@oddlot.org. oddlot. org. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

CONCERTS

SEPT 7-13, 2016

13TH COLONY SOUND (BARBERSHOP SINGING) “If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!”

Mondays, 7pm. ongoing. 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. CONCERT: AN EVENING OF EUROPEAN CLASSICS Croatian pianist Lovre Marušić will perform a concert featuring Baroque, Classical, Romantic, and 20th Century pieces by European masters. This up-and-coming young pianist has been awarded notable performance prizes at major international competitions for his emotionally expressive artistry. Part of the Piano in the Arts series. $15 Thu., Sep. 8, 7:30 p.m. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html.

Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. PICKMONDAY NIGHT BIG BAND SHOW The Fabulous Equinox Orchestra perform on the riverfront. Ticket price includes the show and a complimentary drink. $15 Mon., Sep. 12, 7 p.m. westinsavannah.com/Big-BandMondays. theclubatsavannahharbor.com/ index.php. The Club at Savannah Harbor, #2 Resort Dr. THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, ATTALUS, BETWEEN SYMMETRIES, AMOR EXITIUM Coastal Rock Productions hosts this allages indie rock show. $8 advance, $10 day of Fri., Sep. 9. coastalrocksavannah.com.

Black Box Theatre (City of Sav. Cultural Affairs), 9 W. Henry St. TIM AND MYLES THOMPSON 52 The award-winning Americana-jazz-folk

Film: The Trees: Growing a Forest for Ground Zero The Savannah Tree Foundation presents this film to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 4 P.M., JEPSON CENTER FOR THE ARTS, 207 WEST YORK ST.

father & son duo are known for their highenergy instrumental and vocal duets of improvised originals and classics. No one music genre totally encompasses the duo’s repertoire. To experience a Thompson performance is to remember the experience. $23 Fri., Sep. 9, 8 p.m. 912-748-1930. randywoodguitars.com. Randy Wood Guitars (Bloomingdale), 1304 East Hwy. 80.

DANCE

5RHYTHMS A dance. A meditation. Why 5Rhythms?

Sweat. Workout. Release. Creativity.

Connection. Community. Expression.

Awareness.. Presence. Grounding. In the practice, we each do our dance to “a wave” of music taking us through the 5 rhythms of: flowing, staccato, chaos, lyrical and stillness. We just have to ”show up” and let the dance do us. No experience needed. Open to all bodies (16 years and older please.) Led by: Dana Danielson, Certified 5Rhythms teacher. MONTHLY CLASSES. Savannah & Bluffton. For details: danadanielson.com or Waves Savannah, on Facebook. ongoing. No physical address given, none.

ADULT BALLET CLASS Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-8745.

ADULT BALLET TONING Always wanted the body of a ballerina?

Well.. YOU CAN! Our class is designed to stretch, tone, and enhance your body to become healthier than ever. Join us and check out the calendar for dates to enroll. (this is apart of our fitness package of 10 classes for $80) $10.00 Mondays, 5 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon

de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

ADULT INTERMEDIATE BALLET Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info.

Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. Wednesdays. 912-921-2190.

ARGENTINE TANGO Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com. ongoing. 912-6049087.

BALLET FIT! Love ballet? We are ready to get that body in ballet shape. This total body workout is great for low impact and high impact movements. With a series of bar, floor, and mat exercises, you will leave refreshed and stretched. Toning, stretching, and strengthening are our goals for you. See calendar for details. $15.00, $10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 5-6 p.m.

412.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. BALLROOM GROUP DANCE CLASS Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

BASIC SHAG LESSONS Every Wednesday at 6:45 p.m. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St.

BEGINNER’S BELLY DANCE CLASSES Learn basic moves and choreography with local Belly Dancer, Nicole Edge. Class is open to all ages and skill levels. Walk-ins welcome. 15.00 Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m.

912-596-0889. edgebelly@gmail.com. edgebellydance.com. Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton St. BEGINNERS BELLY DANCE CLASSES Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill levels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm.

Fitness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-596-0889. cairoonthecoast.com.

BEGINNERS BELLY DANCING WITH CYBELLE For those with little-to-no dance background.

Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm8pm. Private classes and walk ins available.

Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. ongoing. 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3.com. cybelle3.com.

C.C. EXPRESS DANCE TEAM Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. ongoing. 912-748-0731.

Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Windsor Forest.

DANCE FOR PEACE A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need.

Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. DANCE NIGHT Salsa Savannah sponsors this dance night.

Be advised that locations often change. Visit salsasavannah.com or call 912-704-8726 for updated locations. Thursdays, 10 p.m.

Gatsby’s, 408 West Broughton Street. Salsa Savannah sponsors this dance night. Be advised that locations often change. Visit salsasavannah.com or call 912-704-8726 for updated locations. Fridays, 10 p.m. Latin Chicks (Waters Ave.), 5205 Waters Avenue.

DANCE PARTY Dance on Thursdays at 8pm--fun, friendship, and dancing. Free for Savannah Ballroom students. $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

DJ GREER DJ Greer spinning some old and new R&B. Happy hour all night long. Fridays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@ yahoo.com. doublesnightclub.com/.

Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. FREE TRIAL SHIMMY CHIC: BELLY DANCE FITNESS Shimmy and Shake with a BRAND NEW dance fitness program that we will start offering in January after the holiday break. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. You will learn the true skill of belly dance while getting a great workout.

Our instructor, Kit Dobry, is the only one certified in the Savannah area to teach this great workout! *Yoga mat is required Join

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us for a FREE trial Thursday, December 17th. FREE Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.. 612-470683. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

KIDS BALLROOM GROUP CLASS Get the next generation involved with all the styles of partnership dances. We teach etiquette, the history, and how to actually dance them! Get them involved today to get ready for our Monthly Ballroom Dance. $40 for 4 weeks Tuesdays, 6-6:45 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. KIDS HIP HOP AND JAZZ Mondays, 6 p.m. salondebailedancestudio. com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

KIDS TAP Teaching two skills in one class: music and dance. Join our newest tap class for kids to enjoy learning different rhythms and foot patters for fun music. Tap shoes are required and can be purchased at our studio! Sign up today and start tomorrow. $40 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-6:45 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. KIDS/YOUTH DANCE CLASS Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-3353335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

LABLAST DANCE FITNESS Created by world renowned dancer and ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” professional, Louis Van Amstel, LaBlast uniquely combines a wide variety of ballroom dance styles and music genres. Do the Cha Cha Cha, Disco, Jive, Merengue, Salsa and Samba set to everything from pop and rock to hip-hop and country – and burn fat and blast calories! No experience and no partner necessary. $15.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80.00 Mondays, 6-7 p.m. and Wednesdays, 6-7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

LATIN NITE SALSA DJ Vaina Enventos brings Latin Night to Doubles. Happy hour all night long. NONE Thursdays, 8 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. MAHOGANY SHADES OF BEAUTY Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/levels welcome.

Call Mahogany for info. ongoing. 912-2728329.

MODERN DANCE CLASS Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info.

ongoing. 912-354-5586.

MOM AND ME DANCE CLASSES Does your baby love to dance? Sign up for our MOM and Me Dance class and explore movement to fun music and learn the basic skills of dance to develop better motor skills for your child. 18 months to 2 years old. $40.00 for 4 weeks Saturdays, 9-9:30 a.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. SALSA LESSONS Learn to dance salsa and bachata, and try it free before you buy it. Call 912-704-8726 to reserve your space and visit salsasavannah. com for more information. ongoing. Salsa Savannah Latin Dance Studio, 408 Bull Street.

SALSA NIGHT Come and shake it to the best latin grooves and bachata the night away in Pooler where it’s cooler. Wednesdays, 8-11 p.m. 912988-1052. medi.tavern314@gmail.com.

Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way. SALSA! SALSA! SALSA! 0 Thursdays, 9 p.m.-2:30 a.m. 828 216 9005. jgoodfellas@yahoo.com. doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. SAVANNAH SHAG CLUB Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. SAVANNAH SWING CATS--SWING DANCING ongoing. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. SHIMMY CHIC DANCE FITNESS Shimmy and Shake with a brand new dance fitness program that will have you burning calories while learning the true skill of belly dance. Shimmy Chic is a low impact, high cardio workout that is designed to teach beginners and challenge the seasoned dancer. Yoga mats will be required. See calendars for details. $15.00, $10.00, $8.00, $5.00 Thursdays, 7-8 p.m.

612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. SIZZLE: DANCE AND CARDIO A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun.

Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

SWING NIGHT WITH FREE LESSON Join us for our Monthly Swing night every 2nd Friday. Free lesson and following a party to practice all your patterns and movements you learned in class. No partner or experience necessary. All ages and levels welcome. $10 per person or $15 per couple second Friday of every month, 7:30-10 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

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Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr. WEST COAST SWING GROUP CLASS Love to swing dance? This class is for you.

Join us for 4 weeks of triple steps, rock steps, and whips! Need to practice? We got that covered too. Get ready and join this class to come to our Monthly Swing/Blues Night! $40.00 for 4 weeks Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. 612.470.6683. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. salondebaileballroomdancestudio.com/.

Salón de Baile Dance & Fitness Studio, 7068 Hodgson Memorial Dr.

EVENTS

SEPT 7-13, 2016

ARMSTRONG FARMERS’ MARKET The event will provide access to fresh and locally grown produce while supporting regional farmers. Wed., Sep. 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index. html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. BONAVENTURE CEMETERY AFTER HOURS Savannah’s only after-hours cemetery story event! See this great Victorian with Shannon Scott and all of the intrigues from bootleggers to murderers and those loved, lived and are now part of these immortal story grounds. $35.00 Saturdays, 5-8 p.m..

912-319-5600. shannon@shannonscott. com. zerve.com/shannonscott/BonCemAH. savannahga.gov/cityweb/cemeteriesweb. nsf/cemeteries/bonaventure.html.

Bonaventure Cemetery, 330 Bonaventure Rd. COMMON GROUNDS Common Grounds is a collaboration of the Episcopal Church and the United Methodist Wesley Fellowship. We meet on Wednesday nights for open theological discussion on hot button issues. All are welcome regardless of faith background or where you are on your spiritual journey. We are open and affirming of the LGBT community. Order for Compline by candlelight is offered on Sunday nights at 8PM. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. facebook.com/commongroundssavannah.

The Foundery Coffee Pub, 1313 Habersham St. DRINKS AFTER WORK This group is for people that enjoy getting out mid-week, being social after work, and want to discover new places in the downtown Savannah area. Come have a cocktail, make new friends, and get over the hump. The group will meet on Wednesdays at various establishments throughout Downtown Savannah and nearby area. http://www.meetup.com/Drinksafter-work/ https://www.facebook.com/ groups/960991837322187/ Wednesdays, 7 p.m. drinksafterworksavannah@gmail. com. meetup.com/Drinks-after-work/ events/227656080/. distillerysavannah. com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St. THE EXCHANGE CLUB OF SAVANNAH In a rut? The Exchange Club of Savannah welcomes men and women like you to support, serve and encourage the best teachers, students, firefighters, crime fighters, leaders and organizations in our community. Check us out at savannahexchange.org or find us on 54 Facebook. Mondays, noon. 912-441-6559.

ddewitt30@yahoo.com. Savannahexchange. org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street.

THE GEORGIA TRUST FOR HISTORIC PRESERVATION FALL RAMBLE Explore grand historic homes and intriguing sites in Georgia’s oldest city. Guests will also enjoy catered meals by the area’s top caterers and restaurants. Wed., Sep. 7, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., Thu., Sep. 8, 8:30 a.m.-8 p.m. and Fri., Sep. 9, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 404-885-7812. kryan@georgiatrust.org. georgiatrust.org/ news/events/. georgiatrust.org. Multiple tour sites, N/A. GUIDED TOURS OF THE LUCAS THEATRE FOR THE ARTS Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. Tours are Monday-Friday 10am-5pm and must be scheduled. To schedule a tour, contact Megan Chandler at 912-525-5029 or mchandle@lucastheatre.com. ongoing. 912525-5023. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. HOLY CRAB 2016 Annual crabbing tournament, awards ceremony, crab boil and live music. For registration, visit http://www.planetreg.com/ HolyCrab2016. Donations Appreciated Sat., Sep. 10, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m. 912-355-3110. http://www.planetreg.com/HolyCrab2016.

IOH St. Thomas, 2 St. Thomas Ave. HUMANE SOCIETY THRIFT SHOP BOOK SALE The Humane Society Thrift Shop will hold its popular quarterly book sale in the shelter parking lot. All “parking lot” books, videos and CDs will be just 25¢. All proceeds from book and thrift shop sales benefit the Humane Society for Greater Savannah and the pets in its care. Sat., Sep. 10, 9 a.m.noon. humanesocietysav.org/. Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. KINGDOM BUSINESS NETWORKING ALLIANCE Our mission is to Grow, Encourage, Inspire, Ignite & Equip Christian Business owners on how to do business with a Kingdom mindset. We promote and celebrate excellence in the business arena while developing the future generations of leaders through Christian values, disciplines, honor, integrity and expression of skills. Register early before the event closes out and please share this event by inviting a guest. Free first Wednesday of every month, 7:30-9 a.m. 912-257-6248. info@kbnalliance.com. kbnalliance.com/. Holiday Inn Hotel & Suites Savannah Airport - Pooler, 103 San Drive.

THE ORIGINAL MIDNIGHT TOUR One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need for a night light. 33.00 ongoing. 1-866-666-3323.

6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ PANTRY A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192

ongoing. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

SAVANNAH ART WALK Savannah Art Walk is an opportunity to explore the plethora of exquisite and diverse galleries of the Historic District. Gather for the free welcome reception at the River Street Inn, meet some sponsoring artists, grab your map and begin. Experience the tour on foot or by Old Savannah Tour Trolley. second Saturday of every month, 3-6 p.m.. savannahartwalk.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SAVANNAH RECORD DIG & PSYCHEDELIC ART FAIR Vinyl record vendors and artisans from across the Southeastern U.S. tabling as well as a juried art show. Admission is free Sun., Sep. 11, 1-6 p.m. fearnoarts@gmail.com. fearnoarts.com. Savannah Hellenic Center, 14 West Anderson Street.

SAVANNAH SACRED HARP SINGERS The Savannah Sacred Harp Singers present a free community singing event at 1pm on Saturday, September 10th at Skidaway Island Presbyterian Church, 50 Diamond Causeway, Savannah. Come and sing America’s original roots music. For more information dial 912-655-0994 or visit savannahsacredharp.com. Sat., Sep. 10, 1 p.m. Skidaway Island Presbyterian Church, 50 Diamond Causeway.

SAVANNAH STORYTELLERS Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm.

Reservations encouraged by calling 912349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore. com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. SAVANNAH WOMEN’S COUNCIL OF REALTORS SAFETY AWARENESS EVENT This awareness program is designed to promote safety among realtors and women who travel for work. The program brings into focus a high-risk profession where the top three crimes against women are robbery, rape and homicide. The event will be hosted

by Kendra Scott Studios and a portion of the proceeds will benefit RCC. Thu., Sep. 8, 5-8 p.m. 912-233-3000. events@rccsav.org.

Kendra Scott, 311 W Broughton St. SHIRE OF FORTH CASTLE FIGHTER PRACTICE Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. ongoing. savannahsca.org.

SOUTHBOUND BREWERY SATURDAY TOURS AND TASTES Savannah’s first microbrewery is open for public tours and tastings Wednesday - Fridays from 5:30-7:30 and Saturdays from 2-4. Hang out, have a few cold ones, and learn a little more about Savannah’s first craft brewery. Free Saturdays, 2-4 p.m.

912-335-7716. info@southboundbrewingco. com. southboundbrewingco.com.

Southbound Brewing Company, 107 East Lathrop Ave. PICKTONGUE: OPEN MOUTH AND MUSIC SHOW HOSTED BY MELANIE GOLDEY A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing new, original, thoughtful work. second Tuesday of every

month, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. UNDER THE RAINBOW On Thursday nights come out to the coolest spot in Pooler for Under The Rainbow. Every week we will host a different event that will cater to those that play over, around and under the rainbow. Thursdays, 8-11 p.m.

912-988-1052. Mediterranean Tavern, 125 Foxfield Way.

FESTIVALS

SAVANNAH INTERNATIONAL FOOD AND WINE TASTING The Savannah Food & Wine Festival benefits the charities of the Greek Orthodox Ladies Philoptochos Society. Twenty of Savannah’s best restaurants serve signature dishes that are complemented by wines from around the world. Come sample some delicious food and shop our silent auction. $30 in advance; $35 at the door Sat., Sep. 10, 3-6 p.m. 912-236-8256. stpaulsgreekorthodox. org/groups-ministries/philoptochos-events/.

St. Paul Greek Orthodox Church, 14 West Anderson Street.

FITNESS

$8 COMMUNITY MEDITATION CLASSES Join us for breath work, guided meditation, and yoga nidra, a deep relaxation technique to relieve stress, quiet the mind, and find the calm within. All proceeds support local organizations. $8 Sundays, 6-7 p.m. 912349-2756.

ADULT AERIAL SILK/LYRA CLASSES Learn to work with Aerial Silks and Hoop while suspended in the air. Weekly classes through the month of September. Offered twice a week, limited space available.

Reserve your spot and register online today while it is still available. $20/class or $75/ September package. Through Sep. 30, 6-7 p.m. and Through Sep. 30, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

954.682.5694. elyse.thestudio@yahoo.com. thestudiosav.net. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. AL-ANON FAMILY GROUPS An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19.

Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. ongoing.

912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

BALLET BODY TONING Ballet Body Toning is a ballet inspired workout designed to improve balance, flexibility, and use body resistance to strengthen core, legs & booty. This workout is low impact and scorches major calories and teaches you basic ballet! Call to make a reservation before class. This is a semiprivate class so space is limited! $10.00 Wednesdays, Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. BARIATRIC SURGERY SUPPORT GROUP Located in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery.

Call or see website for info. first Wednesday of every month, 7 p.m. 912-350-3438.

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Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. BEACH BODY WORKOUTS WITH LAURA MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

BEASTMODE FITNESS GROUP TRAINING Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results.

Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. ongoing. beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. BEGINNING POLE FITNESS Pole fitness is a fun and flirty way to get in shape! Taught by Pole Dance America National Professional Champion Sabrina Madsen, you’ll learn the basics of pole dance in a safe and welcoming environment. Gain strength, balance and confidence. Beginner Classes are open to all shapes and sizes and are for ladies only (men welcome at our Intermediate Class). $25 for drop-in or $100 for a package of 5 classes Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801.673.6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. firstcityfitness. com/pole-fitnessparties.html. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. BLUE WATER YOGA Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm.

Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. ongoing. egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island

Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. DANCE DYNAMIX Dance DynaMix is a choreographed dance fitness class inspired by funky hip hop and sleek jazz moves! No dance experience required. Call 732.232.3349 to reserve your spot ahead of time, as class space is limited. Stay after class for a 30 minute stretch to wind down for the weekend with! $10.00 Wednesdays, Fridays, 10-11 a.m.

732.232.3349. FitnessFoodWine@gmail. com. thestudiosav.net/. The STUDIO, 2805-B Lacy Ave. FALL ULTIMATE FRISBEE LEAGUE Savannah Ultimate Project presents a fall ultimate Frisbee League 9/13/16-11/6/16.

Games will be at Forsyth Park. All level of players, especially new players are encouraged to participate. $20 fee gets team t-shirt, play, and after party. Games are 6:00 pm Tuesday nights and 1:30 pm.

For online registration, please go here. $20 Tue., Sep. 13, 6-7:30 p.m. 912-441-1668.

Ultiwolf@gmail.com. ultimatecentral.com/ en_us/e/supfall2016/register?share=1.

Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. FITNESS CLASSES AT THE JEA Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. ongoing. 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. FREE CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah

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1 ___ de gallo (salsa variety) 5 Home of the Bills and Chargers, for short 8 Extinguishes birthday candles 13 Federal org. that inspects workplaces 14 Day-___ colors 15 Canadian dollar coin nickname 16 Identical online message, but sent backwards?

18 Fragrant evergreen with starlike flowers 19 “Gangnam Style” performer 20 Did some tricks at a skate park?

22 Biter on the bayou 24 Get out of debt 25 Three-dimensional figures 27 Competes on eBay 29 “A Boy Named Sue” songwriter Silverstein 30 “Für ___” (Beethoven dedication) 32 Misfortune 35 Do some drastic wardrobe reduction?

39 She’s your sibling 40 Die-___ (people who won’t quit) 41 Chichen ___ (Mayan site)

42 ___ mojado (Spanish side of a “wet floor” sign) 43 Drop it already 45 Be in the driver’s seat 48 Hollow-centered muffin 51 With 57-Across, what was always covered with a sock until just now?

53 Org. with lots of clubs 56 Portugal’s part of it 57 See 51-Across 59 Firming, as muscles 60 Suffix for the extreme 61 Choral voice range 62 Benny Goodman’s genre 63 “Dude ... your fly” 64 Bust’s counterpart

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1 “___ and Circumstance” 2 Spy agency on “Archer” 3 LeBaron and Pacifica, for two 4 Rower’s blade 5 Concurs (with) 6 City with a contaminated drinking supply 7 Count in French?

8 Chef on cans 9 Actor Peter and TV producer Chuck, for two 10 Ready to drink 11 Pebbles Flintstone’s mom 12 Oozing 15 K-O combination?

17 Carried a balance

21 Trips for Uranus, e.g.

23 Narc’s weight 25 Mach 2 fliers, once 26 “Fancy meeting you here!”

28 Somewhat, in suffixes 30 “The Final Countdown” band 31 British version of Inc. 32 Olympic team game with a goalkeeper 33 Granular pasta 34 “Voice of Israel” author Abba 36 Sounding like a ceiling fan 37 ___ in “Oscar” 38 Buckle under pressure 42 Look through a window, maybe 43 “Kick-Ass” star Chloe Grace ___ 44 Kitchen unit 45 Fits of pique 46 Quarterback known for his active knee 47 “___ wouldn’t do that!”

49 “Masters ___” (Showtime drama since 2013) 50 Verse-writing 52 Reusable grocery purchase 54 Visit 55 Infinitesimal bit 58 Awesome

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Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments.

Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. ongoing. savannahcommons.com.

FREE YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s Center for WellBeing offers Free Yoga for Cancer Patients every Monday from 1:30 – 2:30 p.m. in Candler’s Heart & Lung Building, Suite 100. The very gentle movements and breath work in this class will give you much needed energy, it will make your body feel better, and it will give you a mental release. This class is free to cancer patients. Mondays, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

912-819-8800. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. FUNCTIONAL TRAINING CLASS Celebrate fall with a Saturday morning workout class. All levels welcome. A smooth mix of cardio and strengthening exercises.

Call Kara 912-667-0487 if interested. ongoing. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

GET EXCITED AND MOVE This program is designed to combat the effects of Parkinson disease for Savannah/ Chatham-area people and their caregiver.

The activities are designed to enhance and improve muscular strength, and endurance, coordination, agility, flexibility, speed work, and voice command. $10 a month Mondays-Wednesdays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. & 6-7 p.m. and Tuesdays-Thursdays, 10:3011:30 a.m. 912-376-9833. psgsav@gmail. com. Anderson-Cohen Weightlifting Center, 7230 Varnedoe Drive.

DUDE’S DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. HIKING & BIKING AT SKIDAWAY ISLAND STATE PARK Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. ongoing.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/ SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

KUNG FU SCHOOL: VING TSUN Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. ongoing. 912-429-5150.

LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center offer the Living Smart Fitness Club, which is an exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John S. Delaware Center. On Tuesdays, the classes are held at the center, at 1910 Abercorn Street. Classes include Zumba (Tuesdays) and Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening 56 exercises (Mondays/Wednesdays).

Mondays, Wednesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m. 912-447-6605.

Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. MOMMY AND BABY YOGA Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. ongoing. 912-232-2994. savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/.

Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PILATES CLASSES Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-238-0018. savannahpilates. com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. PREGNANCY YOGA Ongoing series of 6-week classes.

Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. ongoing. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. PREGNANCY YOGA CLASSES Pregnancy is a transitional time when many physical and emotional changes take place. Pregnancy Yoga is about honoring these changes in ourselves, our body and our baby. Yoga strengthens the rapidly changing body and increases the ability to relax, and helps to prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor, delivery, and motherhood.

Pregnancy Yoga classes are offered as a 6 week session on Thursday evenings from 6pm – 7:15 pm. The class is suitable for all stages of pregnancy and no prior yoga experience is necessary. $120 - six week session Thursdays. 912-704-7650. ann@ douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. QIGONG Simple meditation in motion. Done standing.

Tuesday evening @ St. Thomas Episcopal, Isle of Hope. 5.45pm. Balance, Breath, Calm.

Taught by Tricia Richardson. 658-5592.

Tuesdays. St. Thomas Episcopal Church, 2 St. Thomas Ave. QIGONG CLASSES Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 ongoing. qigongtim.com/.

RENAGADE WORKOUT Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only.

Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 ongoing. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

RICHMOND HILL ROADIES RUNNING CLUB A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. ongoing.

LADIES DAY AT SAVANNAH CLIMBING COOP Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half

price, $5. See website for info. ongoing. 912495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

SAVANNAH DISC GOLF Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am.

Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm.

Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am.

All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. ongoing. savannahdiscgolf@gmail.com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

SAVANNAH STRIDERS RUNNING AND WALKING CLUB With a one-year, $35 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. ongoing. savystrider.com.

SIZZLE- DANCE CARDIO The hottest cardio class to keep or get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

TUNNEL TO TOWERS 5K RUN/WALK Honor those who lost their lives on 9/11 and support our first responders and military in this beautiful setting. Money raised will help construct specially adapted Smart Homes for our nation’s most catastrophically injured service members. The race honors the legacy of New York City firefighter Stephen Siller and his 342 FDNY brothers who sacrificed their lives on September 11, 2001. $30 in advance Sat., Sep. 10, 8 a.m.

912-313-4806. t2trun.org. Orleans Square, Barnard and McDonough Streets.

TURBO KICK CARDIO WORKOUT Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing.

No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 ongoing. 586-822-1021. facebook.com/turbokicksavannah.

YOGA FOR CANCER PATIENTS AND SURVIVORS Free for cancer patients and survivors. The classes help with flexibility and balance while also providing relaxation. Located at FitnessOne, on the third floor of the Memorial Outpatient and Wellness Center.

Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. and Thursdays, 12:45 p.m. 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/.

Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. ZUMBA FITNESS Isn’t lifting weights and running on the treadmill boring? Come join Sheena’s Zumba Fitness class and have fun while burning calories! The class regularly has 75+ participants that know that Sheena is the best Zumba instructor in Savannah!

So show up early and see you soon!

Free with YMCA membership Tuesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. 912-354-6223. https://

facebook.com/ZumbaFitnesswithSheena/. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. ZUMBA FITNESS (R) WITH APRIL Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. ongoing. 912-349-4902.

FOOD & DRINK EVENTS

SENTIENT BEAN 15TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY Celebrate the Sentient Bean’s 15th anniversary with an open bar, hors d’oeuvres, and live music by DJ Jose Ray, Jason Bible, and City Hotel. Sep. 8, 6-9 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. WINE DINNER A three-course custom paired wine dinner. $45 per person holycityhospitality.com/39rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. BIG BAND MONDAY Enter The Club Pavilion at The Westin Savannah Harbor and enjoy this nationally acclaimed big band! Your $15 ticket includes a drink from the bar and a unique performance from Savannah’s beloved big band stars. $15 Sep. 12, 5-9 p.m. westinsavannah.com/Big-Band-Mondays. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive.

RICHMOND HILL FARMERS’ MARKET The City of Richmond Hill will reopen its Farmer’s Market on March 15th. There will be free balloons for children, shopping bags for market customers, and activities such as corn hole, a bouncy house and the fire department will bring their water cannon. Handicap parking will be available.

Each Tuesday from mid-March until November, the market will offer the best in local produce and crafts. The City has extended shopping hours from 2 p.m. until 7 p.m. 2-7 p.m.. 912-756-3345. jlee@ richmondhill-ga.gov. https://facebook.com/ RichmondHillFarmersMarket. J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill.

BETHESDA FARM AND GARDENS STAND Each week, this popular organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, seasonal vegetables, herbs, free range eggs, a variety of plants, goat milk soap, firewood and more. In addition, 100 percent grass fed ground beef in various quantities are available at the farm stand, which is raised and distributed

by Bethesda Academy’s Cattle & Beef Operation. Specialty cuts are also available. merrin.slocombe@bethesdaacademy.org. bethesdaacademy.org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. FIRE & WINE Half priced bottles of wine, campfires in the courtyard, marshmallows and s’mores kits. 912-401-0543. info@foxyloxycafe.com. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. FORSYTH FARMERS MARKET Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights.

Rain or shine. Free to attend. Items for sale.

912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com.

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HAPPY HOUR 39 Rue De Jean favorites at happy hour prices! Enjoy $4 house wine, $4 well cocktails, $8 daily cocktail feature, Moules en Six Preparations for $8, $8 1/2 dozen raw oysters, and more. MondaysThursdays, Sundays, 5-7 p.m. 912-721-0595. holycityhospitality.com/39-rue-de-jeansavannah/promotions/. holycityhospitality. com/39-rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. HONEY TASTING AND BODY CARE SAMPLES + STORE TOUR Daily honey tastings and body care demonstrations. Come see honeybees in the observation hive or call 912.629.0908 to schedule a tour of the Bee Garden. Garden tour available March through October. $3 per person. Must call ahead. Free MondaysFridays, 10 a.m. 912-234-0688. jessie@ savannahbee.com. Savannah Bee Company, Wilmington Island, 211 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

PREPARE SUNDAY SUPPERS AT UNION MISSION Local organizations are invited to sign up to prepare Sunday Supper for people who are homeless and live at Union Mission’s shelters for homeless people. Groups must sign up in advance and bring/prepare a meal, beginning at 2pm on Sundays. Call for information. ongoing. 912-236-7423.

TASTE OF LUCKY’S MARKET Sample products from all Lucky’s departments. Free luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St. TYBEE ISLAND FARMERS MARKET Featuring a variety of produce, baked goods, honey, granola, BBQ, sauces and dressings, popsicles, dog treats and natural body products. The market is non-smoking and pet friendly. tybeeislandfarmersmarket.com.

Stephen Johnson, 206 Miller Ave. WINE DINNER A three-course custom paired wine dinner. $45 per person holycityhospitality.com/39rue-de-jean-savannah/. 39 Rue de Jean, 605 W Oglethorpe Ave. WINE SAMPLING Sample the variety of wines Lucky’s Market has to offer. luckysmarket.com/ savannah-ga/. Lucky’s Market, 5501 Abercorn St.

HEALTH

ARMSTRONG PRESCRIPTION DRUG DROP-OFF Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus.

Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed by the Drug Enforcement Administration. ongoing. 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/ Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. BLOOD PRESSURE SCREENINGS St. Joseph’s/Candler’s SmartSenior offers blood pressure screenings on every Monday from 10 AM to Noon in the SmartSenior office, #8 Medical Arts on 836 E. 65th Street. No appointment is necessary; the screenings are free and open to the public.

For more information, call (912) 352-4405. ongoing. St. Joseph’s/Candler Medical Arts Building, 836 E. 65th St. CHILDREN’S HEALTH COVERAGE ENROLLMENT Free in-person, enrollment and renewal assistance for children’s health insurance programs, Medicaid and PeachCare for Kids, Pregnancy Medicaid and other public benefits, SNAP and CAPS will be available.

Please arrive by 7:30 pm. Tue., Sep. 13, 5-8 p.m. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002

Bull St. FREE HEARING AND SPEECH SCREENING Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am.

Speech: First Thursdays. Call or see website for times. ongoing. 912-3554601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HEARING SCREENINGS The Savannah Speech and Hearing Center offers free hearing screenings

every Thursday from 9-11 a.m. Children ages three years old to adults of all ages are screened on a first-come, first-serve basis by a trained audiology assistant. If necessary, a full audiological evaluation will be recommended. Free and open to the public Thursdays, 9-11 a.m. 912355-4601. speechandhearingsav.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. FREE HIV TESTING CONTINUES ON P. 58

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Working in conjunction with Savannah State University’s “Know to Live” Program, the Coastal Health District’s HIV prevention team will offer free HIV testing. Free and open to the public Wed., Sep. 7. savstate. edu/. Savannah State University, 3219 College St. FREE HIV TESTING AT CHATHAM COUNTY HEALTH DEPT. Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.-Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. ongoing. 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. HEALTH CARE FOR UNINSURED PEOPLE Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. ongoing. 912-443-9409. St. Joseph’s/Candler--St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. HYPNOSIS, GUIDED IMAGERY AND RELAXATION THERAPY Helps everyday ordinary people with everyday ordinary problems: smoking, weight loss, phobias, fears, ptsd, life coaching. Caring, qualified professional help. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-927-3432. savannahypnosis.com.

LA LECHE LEAGUE OF SAVANNAH A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. ongoing. 912-8979544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html.

LABOR AND DELIVERY TOUR Want to take a look around before the big day? Register for a tour of our labor and delivery areas. The tour is held once a month and fills up quickly, so please register early. Call 912-350-BORN (2676). second Sunday of every month. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. LIVING SMART FITNESS CLUB An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm-7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) ongoing. 912-447-6605.

PLANNED PARENTHOOD HOTLINE First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services.

Open 7pm-11pm nightly. ongoing. 800-2647154.

PREPARED CHILDBIRTH CLASS This course gives an overview of reproductive anatomy and physiology and explains the process of labor and delivery in simple, easy-to-understand terms. The four-week course includes a tour of the labor and delivery unit. This class is popular, so please register early $75 per couple Wednesdays, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-350-2676. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. THE SAVANNAH 7-DAY DIABETES REPAIR If you are ready to take control of your life and health, call today, enroll in this fun but intensive seven week program to heal your body of diabetes. You will learn 58 how changing can heal. You can reverse

diabetes by following a new protocol, even if you have been diabetic for years.

Includes over a year of follow-up support. $450 Thursdays, Saturdays. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St.

KID’S HAPPENINGS

FAMILY FUN NIGHT FOR LITERACY Join the Savannah Quill for an evening of fun and games, DJ OB-1 Benobi, and great vendors. The concession stand will be open.

Bring your chairs, tents and blankets for a great night of fun. Proceeds from the venue will go to help promote literacy in our area.

Free Fri., Sep. 9, 6 p.m. https://facebook. com/events/968012856661260/. Taylor Park, 1824 Pine Barren Road.

HEALTHY KIDS CLUB The Healthy Kids Club’s mission is to educate and inspire children to take part in their local farmers market while enjoying nutritious foods and empowering their families to make healthy choices at home. Saturdays, 9:15-9:45 a.m. wifarmersmarket@aol.com. Wilmington Island Farmers Market, 111 Walthour Rd. SAVANNAH CHILDREN’S MUSEUM SCHOOL YEAR HOURS SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am-4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org ongoing.

Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road.

TODDLER TIME Bring your 2-4 year old to enjoy stories, games and learning designed just for them.

Each week there will be a different naturebased theme. $5 parking Thursdays, 10 a.m. gastateparks.org/skidawayisland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

TODDLER TUESDAYS AT OATLAND ISLAND WILDLIFE CENTER Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd.

LGBT

FIRST CITY NETWORK Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985) is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm.

Mondays. 912-236-CITY. firstcitynetwork. org.

GAY AA MEETING True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the

Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. ongoing.

SAVANNAH PRIDE, INC. Organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival and helps promote the well-being of the LGBTQI community in the South.

Mission: unity through diversity and social awareness. Second Tuesday/month. PO Box 6044, Savannah, GA 31414. 501c nonprofit. ongoing. info@savannahpride.com. savannahpride.com.

STAND OUT YOUTH A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-288-1034. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth. org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street.

WHAT MAKES A FAMILY A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. ongoing. 912-352-2611.

LITERARY EVENTS

CIRCLE OF SISTER/BROTHERHOOD BOOK CLUB Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-447-6605. sjchs. org/body.cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. HISTORICAL WRITERS GUILD The HWG will endeavor to offer a variety of programs for both published and unpublished writers to promote historical fiction and creative non-fiction. All compatible and cross-genre works to historical writing are welcome. HWG is also open to hobbyist writers to enjoy a relaxed and fun environment. Annual dues $20 second Monday of every month, 7-9 p.m. 713-907-8627. hwg.rh@comcast.net.

Richmond Hill Museum, 11460 Ford Ave.

NATURE AND ENVIRONMENT

COFFEE WITH A RANGER Start your morning right by getting coffee and having a discussion with a park ranger.

Fridays, 8:30 a.m. gastateparks.org/info/ skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

DOLPHIN PROJECT Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment.

Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. ongoing. thedolphinproject.org.

GREENDRINKS SAVANNAH A happy hour networking gathering for folks who want to save the Earth. Second Tuesday of each month at 5:30pm. Location varies monthly. Check the “GreenDrinks Savannah” facebook page. Free to attend.

Cash bar. second Tuesday of every month, 5 p.m. theflorencesavannah.com. The Florence, 1 B West Victory Drive.

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native

animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am-4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years.

Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland. org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. WILDERNESS SOUTHEAST A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-236-8115. wildernesssoutheast.org.

PETS & ANIMALS

LOW COST PET CLINIC TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm.

Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. ongoing. tailsspin.com. tailsspin. com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village.

OPERATION NEW HOPE Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www. chathamsheriff.org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. ongoing. chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/.

Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. ST. ALMO’S Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. ongoing. 912-234-3336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St.

RELIGIOUS & SPIRITUAL

BAND OF SISTERS PRAYER GROUP All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) ongoing. 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia.

BUDDHIST MEDITATION Everyone is welcome. Experience not necessary. Visit our website for location, meditation periods and classes. savannahzencenter.com. Individual instruction upon request. Email Cindy Un Shin Beach at revfugon@gmail.com for more information. ongoing. Online only, none.

CATHOLIC SINGLES A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet frequently for fun, fellowship and service.

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diosav.org. diosav.org/familylife-singles.

GRATITUDE CIRCLE IN THE SQUARES Gather with others to share gratitude.

Everyone welcome. Park next to Bull Street Library. Wednesdays, 12-12:30 p.m. 917-676-4280. facebook.com/ savannahgratitude. liveoakpl.org. Bull Street Library, 2002 Bull St. GUIDED SILENT PRAYER Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45-8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgomery St. See website for info. ongoing. vineyardsavannah.org.

MARITIME BETHEL “Sundays on Thursdays” worship at the Fellowship Assembly. Plenty of parking for large trucks. Free Thursdays. 912-220-2976.

The Fellowship Assembly of God Church, 5224 Augusta Road.

A NEW CHURCH IN THE CITY, FOR THE CITY Gather on Sundays at 10:30am. Like the Facebook page “Savannah Church Plant.” ongoing. Bryson Hall, 5 E. Perry St. NEW ORLEANS BAPTIST THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY Courses are now being offered at the new Savannah Extension of New Orleans Baptist Theological Seminary. Full course loads for both Undergraduate and Graduate Degrees will be offered. Apply now at www.nobts. edu to start classes this winter. ongoing.

912-232-1033. revwasson@gmail.com.

Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton Street.

PSYCHIC MEDIUM YOUR PAL, ERIN Ready to reconnect you with your loved ones who’ve passed and your own inner knowing? I’m here to help. Let’s all work together to create the amazing new life you truly desire, releasing old situations that no longer serve you. Readings available in person and by phone. 60 minutes, $65.

Group readings of 5 or more, $30 per person for 20 minutes. Get your personalized, 45 minute prerecorded “Tuesday Tune-Up” emailed to your inbox for just $45. Visit www.yourpalerin.com for more information or contact psychicyourpalerin@gmail.com today. ongoing. Online only, none.

READ THE BIBLE IN ONE YEAR A Bible book club for those wanting to read the Bible in one year. Open to all. Book club format, not a traditional Bible study. All welcome, regardless of race, creed, sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm-7:00pm.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-233-5354. Holy Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street.

SAVANNAH FRIENDS MEETING (QUAKERS) Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Church. Call or email for info.

All are welcome. ongoing. 636-2331772. savannahquakers@gmail.com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St. SAVANNAH REIKI SHARE During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the

Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah.

Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free ongoing, 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street.

SAVANNAH UNITED IN PRAYER Community members and Savannah-area churches are invited to gather for a time of unity, repentance and prayer. It will be a time to bring all those who follow Christ together, in one accord, to ask for God’s mercy and favor for our city. Free Sun., Sep. 11, 4-6 p.m. pamelarodydesign@gmail. com. Community members and Savannaharea churches are invited to gather for a time of unity, repentance and prayer. It will be a time to bring all those who follow Christ together, in one accord, to ask for God’s mercy and favor for our city. Free Sun., Sep. 11, 4-6 p.m. https://facebook. com/events/1855342024693045/. Forsyth Park Band Shell, Drayton Street @ Gwinnett Street.

SERVICE OF COMPLINE Enter the stillness of another age. Gregorian Chant sung by candlelight at 9:00-9:30 p.m. every Sunday night by the Complne Choir of Christ Church Anglican. Come, say good nigh to God. All are welcome. ongoing.

Christ Church Anglican, 37th and Bull.

SOUTH VALLEY BAPTIST CHURCH Weekly Sunday services. Sunday school, 10:00am. Worship, 11:30am. Tuesday Bible Study/Prayer Service, 6:30pm. Pastor Rev. Dr. Barry B. Jackson, 480 Pine Barren Road, Pooler, GA “Saving a nation one soul at a time.” ongoing.

TAPESTRY CHURCH A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here.

From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is committed to delivering a creative, challenging, straight forward, and honest message about the role of biblical principles in your life.

Come experience an environment that helps you connect with God and discover his incredible purpose for your life. Join us every Sunday morning 10AM at the Habersham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysavannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga. org/. YMCA (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. THEOLOGY ON TAP Meets on the third Monday,

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8:30pm-10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. ongoing. distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 W. Liberty St.

SPECIAL SCREENINGS

FILM: MYSTERY KEVIN MCCARTHY TRIBUTE On the 6th anniversary of Kevin McCarthy’s death, the Psychotronic Film Society presents one of his least-known, but most engaging movies - a dark and rather bizarre B&W film noir with a complex and twisted plot. $7 Wed., Sep. 7, 8 p.m. sentientbean. com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. FILM: PETE’S DRAGON

Live Oak Public Libraries representatives will be on hand to assist with library card sign-ups and renewals. Minors age 15 and under will need an adult sponsor age 18 or over. A photo ID and proof of residency or property ownership are required to receive a card. Anyone who shows their library card at one of the three screenings will receive a free small popcorn. Sat., Sep. 10, 2, 6 & 8 p.m. marstheatre.com. Mars Theatre, 109 S. Laurel Street.

FILM: THE TREES: GROWING A FOREST FOR GROUND ZERO The Savannah Tree Foundation presents this film to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11. Sat., Sep. 10, 4 p.m. telfair.org/

jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. PUNK ROCK MOVIE NIGHT Join the Sentient Bean for a monthly series of movies directly inspired by punk music, fashion or general attitude. The movie will start promptly at 8PM. Admission is free for customers. Attendees are invited to discuss and or promote any events or shows happening around town. second Saturday of every month, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. THE TREES: GROWING A FOREST AT GROUND ZERO The Savannah Tree Foundation is privileged and honored to show ‘The Trees’ film

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

ARIES (March 21-April 19):

Two seven-year-old girls showed me three tricks I could use to avoid taking myself too seriously and getting too attached to my dignity. I’m offering these tricks to you just in time for the letting-go phase of your astrological cycle.

Trick #1: Speak in a made-up language for at least ten minutes. Example: “Groftyp hulbnu wivgeeri proot xud amasterulius. Quoshibojor frovid zemplissit.” Trick #2: Put a different kind of shoe and sock on each foot and pretend you’re two people stuck in a single body. Give each side of you a unique nickname. Trick #3: Place an unopened bag of barbecue-flavored potato chips on a table, then bash your fist down on it, detonating a loud popping sound and unleashing a spray of crumbs out the ends of the bag. Don’t clean up the mess for at least an hour.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

You know you have a second brain in your gut, right? (If not, read this: http://bit.ly/secondbrain.) During the past three weeks, I have been beaming telepathic instructions toward this smart part of you. Here’s an edited version of the message I’ve been sending: “Cultivate your tenacity, darling. Build up your stamina, sweetheart. Feed your ability to follow through on what you’ve started, beautiful.

Be persistent and spunky and gritty, my dear.” Alas, I’m not sure my psychic broadcasts have been as effective as I’d hoped. I think you need further encouragement. So please summon more fortitude and staying power, you gutsy stalwart. Be staunch and dogged and resolute, you stouthearted powerhouse.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

In accordance with the astrological omens, I suggest you spend less energy dwelling in profane time so you expand your relationship with sacred time. If that’s of interest to you, consider the following definitions. PROFANE TIME happens when you’re engulfed in the daily grind.

Swarmed by a relentless flurry of immediate concerns, you are held hostage by the chatter of your monkey mind.

Being in SACRED TIME attunes you to the relaxing hum of eternity. It enables you to be in intimate contact with your soul’s deeper agenda, and affords you extra power to transform yourself in harmony with your noble desires and beautiful intentions.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

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Is “Big Bang” the best term we can come up with to reference the beginning of the universe? It sounds violent and messy -- like a random, accidental splatter. I would much prefer a term that suggests sublime elegance and playful power -- language that would capture the awe and reverence I feel as I contemplate the sacred mystery we are privileged to inhabit. What if we used a different name for the birth of creation, like the “Primal Billow” or the “Blooming Ha Ha” or the “Majestic Bouquet”? By the way, I recommend that you consider those last three terms as being suitable titles for your own personal life story in the coming weeks. A great awakening and activation are imminent.

About 1.7 million years ago, our human ancestors began using primitive hand axes made from rocks. This technology remained in use for over 60,000 generations before anyone invented more sophisticated tools and implements. Science writer Marcus Chown refers to this period as “the million years of boredom.” Its slow pace contrasts sharply with technology’s brisk evolution in the last 140 years. In 1880, there were no cars, planes, electric lights, telephones, TVs, or Internet. I surmise that you’re leaving your own phase of relatively slow progress, Gemini. In the coming months, I expect your transformations will progress with increasing speed -- starting soon.

Prediction #1: You will attract truckloads of good luck by working to upgrade and refine the way you communicate.

Prediction #2: You will tickle the attention of interesting people who could ultimately provide you with clues you will need to thrive in 2017. #3: You will discover secrets of how to articulate complicated feelings and subtle ideas that have been locked inside you. Prediction #4: You’ll begin a vibrant conversation that will continue to evolve for a long time.

The last few weeks have been fraught with rich plot twists, naked dates with destiny, and fertile turning points. I expect there will be further intrigue in the near future. A fierce and tender decision at a crossroads? The unexpected arrival of a hot link to the future? A karmic debt that’s canceled or forgiven? In light of the likelihood that the sweet-and-sour, confusing-and-revelatory drama will continue, I encourage you to keep your levels of relaxed intensity turned up high. More than I’ve seen in a long time, you have the magic and the opportunity to transform what needs to be transformed.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):

in Savannah to commemorate the 15th anniversary of 9/11. Filmed over the course of five years, The Trees documents the journey of over 400 Swamp White Oaks from their temporary home in New Jersey to the World Trade Center Memorial Plaza.

This 65-minute film shows public reaction to this lasting, yet ever-changing memorial to the victims of the September 11th attacks.

A visual meditation on seasonal changes and the possibility of rebirth, The Trees asks how we memorialize and remember. http://www.thetreesfilm.com/ $10-$30 Sat., Sep. 10, 4-6:30 p.m. 912-233-8733. info@ savannahtree.com. savannahtree.com/ event/the-trees-film-growing-a-forest-forground-zero/?instance_id=469. telfair.org/

In the coming days, you will have more than your usual access to help and guidance. Divine interventions are possible. Special dispensations and charmed coincidences, too. If you don’t believe in fairy dust, magic beans, and lucky potions, maybe you should set that prejudice aside for a while. Subtle miracles are more likely to bestow their gifts if your reasonable theories don’t get in the way.

Here’s an additional tip: Don’t get greedy. Use the openings you’re offered with humility and gratitude.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

When my daughter Zoe was growing up, I wanted her to be familiar with the origins of ordinary stuff that she benefited from. That’s why I took her to small farms where she could observe the growth and harvest of organic food crops. We visited manufacturing facilities where cars, furniture, toys, and kitchen sinks were built. She saw bootmakers creating boots and professional musicians producing songs in recording studios. And much more. I would love it if you would give yourself comparable experiences in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. It’s an excellent time to commune with the sources of things that nurture you and make your life better.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

Unless you were brought up by a herd of feral donkeys, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to embark on your second childhood. Unless you’re allergic to new ideas, the foreseeable future will bring you strokes of curious luck that inspire you to change and change and change your mind. And unless you are addicted to your same old stale comforts, life will offer you chances to explore frontiers that could expose you to thrilling new comforts.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

These days, my dear, your eccentric beauty is even more unkempt than usual. I like it. It entertains and charms me. And as for your idiosyncratic intelligence: That, too, is messier and cuter and even more interesting than ever before. I’m inclined to encourage you to milk this unruly streak for all its potential. Maybe it will provoke you to experiment in situations where you’ve been too accepting of the stagnant status quo. And perhaps it will embolden you to look for love and money in more of the right places.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):

I’m giving you an ultimatum, Pisces: Within the next 144 hours, I demand that you become at least 33 percent happier. Fifty percent would be even better. Somehow you’ve got to figure out what you can do to enhance your sense of well-being and increase your enjoyment of life. I’m sort of joking, but on the other hand I’m completely serious.

From my perspective, it’s essential that you feel really good in the coming days. Abundant pleasure is not merely a luxury, but rather a necessity. Do you have any ideas about how to make this happen? Start here: 1. Identify your four most delightful memories, and re-enact them in your imagination. 2. Go see the people whose influences most thoroughly animate your self-love.

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jepson/. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St.

SPORTS & GAMES

ADULT AND JUNIOR TENNIS CLINICS On Thursdays. Intended for a class size of 4-8 students. Buy four classes, get the fifth class free. $15 per class ongoing.

912-201-2000. westinsavannah.com. theclubatsavannahharbor.com/index.php.

The Club at Savannah Harbor, #2 Resort Dr. ADULT COED FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE 8x8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed. nights/Sun. mornings, at locations around Savannah. $450. Minimum 8 games. Ages 18+. Coed teams. See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-220-3474. savadultrec.com.

BEARS ELITE FOOTBALL Learn the fundamentals of football. Ages 4-12. Sign up now. Mondays-Thursdays, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-272-6684. Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. DERBY DEVILS ROLLER DERBY CLASSES Roller derby league offers 12-week courses for beginners, recreational scrimmaging for experienced players and two annual bootcamp programs. See website for info. ongoing. savannahderby.com.

GRIEF 101 SUPPORT GROUP Seven-week morning or evening adult support group offers tools to learn to live with loss. Tuesdays, 10am-11am; or Thursdays, 6:00pm-7:00pm. Free of charge.

Offered by Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

SATURDAY GROUP RUN OR WALK Join us in our quest for fitness. Beginners are welcome. We can help you exceed your fitness goals. Free Saturdays, 7-8:15 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live.com. savystrider.com. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

SAV. STRIDER WEEKLY GROUP RUN OR WALK DOWNTOWN Join us for a run or walk downtown or over the bridge if you’re feeling froggy. The best part is afterwards when we get coffee or whatever else your heart desires from Savannah Coffee Roasters. Free Sundays, 7-8 a.m. 912-398-4130. runthecity@live. com. savystrider.com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

SAVANNAH BIKE POLO Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. See facebook for info. ongoing. facebook.com/ savannahbikepolo.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE Come play Ultimate! Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30pm until dark. Sundays, 4:30pm until we get tired. The west side of Forsyth Park. Bring a smile, two shirts (one light or white, one dark), water, and cleats (highly recommended). ongoing. savannahultimateproject@gmail.com. savannahultimateproject.wordpress.com/ pick-up/. Forsyth Park, Drayton St. & East Park Ave. USMNT (SOCCER) AMERICAN OUTLAWS CHAPTER USMNT is a national soccer team that represents the U.S. in international soccer

competitions. American Outlaws Savannah chapter of USMNT meets regularly. Call for details. ongoing. 912-398-4014. savannahflipflop.com. Flip Flop Tiki Bar & Grill, 117 Whitaker St.

SUPPORT GROUPS

AL-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING ISLE OF HOPE FOR TODAY Find comfort and understanding for families and friends of alcoholics. AFG is an anonymous fellowship seeking to find serenity for those impacted by the effects of alcoholism. Free Mondays, 7-8 p.m. savannahalanon.com. St. Thomas Episcopal Church, 2 St. Thomas Ave. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS For people who want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Free to attend or join. Check website for meeting days/times, or call 24 hours a day. ongoing.

912-356-3688. savannahaa.com.

ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVER AND FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP For individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. Second Monday, Wilm. Isl. United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Rd. Second Thursday, Ruth Byck Adult Care Center, 64 Jasper St. Sponsored by Senior Citizens, Inc. Call for info. ongoing. 912-236-0363 x143.

AMPUTEE SUPPORT GROUP Open to all who have had limbs amputated and their families or caregivers. Call for info. ongoing. 912-355-7778.

BACK PAIN SUPPORT GROUP Second Monday of every month,7:00pm.

Denny’s Restaurant at Hwy. 204. Everyone is welcome. For more info, contact Debbie at 912-727-2959 ongoing.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Third Thursdays, 5pm. In the gym of the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. ongoing. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS GROUP Tuesdays, 5:20pm at First Presbyterian Church. For survivors and caregivers.

Call for info. ongoing. 912-844-4524. fpc. presbychurch.net. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP For anyone living with, through or beyond a cancer diagnosis. First Wednesdays, at

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Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for info. ongoing.

912-819-5704. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. CAREGIVER’S COFFEE Caregiver’s Coffee, an informal support group for caregivers of cancer patients, meets on the second and third Wednesday of every month in the lobby of the Nancy N. and J. C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion (LCRP), located on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. For more information, call 912-819-5704. second Tuesday of every month. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. CHILDREN’S GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Seven week structured educational support group for children 6-17. Support, coping tools, utilizing play and activity to learn to live with loss. Free of charge. A service of Hospice Savannah, Inc. Call for dates. ongoing. 912-303-9442. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

CONNECT FOR KIDS This group is for children who have a loved one with a life-limiting illness. Wednesdays, 2-3 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS For people with debting problems. Meets Sundays, 6:30pm at Unity of Savannah.

See website or call for info. ongoing.

912-572-6108. debtorsanonymous.org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd.

EATING DISORDERS ANONYMOUS Free, volunteer-led support group for recovery from anorexia/restrictive eating and/or bulimia/binge/purging. Not a diet group, nor for those who struggle solely with overeating. Mondays, 7:30pm-8:30pm. Email for info. ongoing. edasavannah@yahoo. com. Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church, 1008 Henry St. ESSENTIAL TREMOR SUPPORT GROUP For those with the disease, care partners, family and caregivers. Managing the disease, treatments and therapies, quality of life. First Thursdays, 3:00pm-4:30pm. Call for info. ongoing. 912-819-2224. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP Second Thursdays, 5:30pm-6:30pm. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-8196743. sjchs.org. sjchs.org. Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5353 Reynolds Ave. GAMBLING PROBLEM 12 STEP PROGRAM Twelve step program offers freedom from gambling. Meets weekly. Leave message with contact info. ongoing. 912-748-4730.

GEORGIA SCLERODERMA SUPPORT GROUP A group for people with scleroderma for the greater Savannah area and surrounding counties. Meets regularly. Call for day and time. Lovezzola’s Pizza, 320 Hwy 80 West, Pooler. Info: 912-412-6675 or 912-414-3827. ongoing.

GREATER SAVANNAH BREAST CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Breast cancer patients and their caregivers in the greater Savannah, Hilton Head, and

coastal Georgia area are invited to join this group. The meetings often feature presentations from the local medical community, are informal, and are conducted in a discussion format to encourage participation. For more information, call 912897-3933. second Sunday of every month, 4-6 p.m. Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health Univ.

Medical Center), 4700 Waters Ave. GRIEF SUPPORT GROUPS Hospice Savannah’s Full Circle offers a full array of grief support groups and individual counseling for children, teens and adults is available at no charge. Counseling is offered at 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H in Savannah, and appointments are also available in the United Way offices in Rincon and in Richmond Hill. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-303-9442. HospiceSavannah. org/GriefSupport.

HEAD AND NECK CANCER SUPPORT GROUP MEETING This group is open to individuals with cancers of the head and neck area and their caregivers. At the meetings, we have a brief discussion from experts in the treatment of head and neck cancer and allow time for group discussion. For more information, please call Suzy Buelvas at 912-350-7845.

Wednesdays, 1-2 p.m. 912-350-7845. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. HEARTBEATS FOR LIFE Free support and education group for those who have suffered from or want to prevent or reverse heart disease and/or diabetes.

One Tuesday/month, 6pm. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays, 6 p.m. 912-598-8457. jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. KLINEFELTER SYNDROME/47-XXY SUPPORT GROUP For parents of children with this diagnosis, and for men with this diagnosis. Started by the mother of a boy with 47-XXY. Email to meet for mutual support. ongoing. amkw21@gmail.com.

LEGACY GROUP: FOR INDIVIDUALS WITH ADVANCED AND RECURRENT CANCER. Group addresses the concerns of advanced and recurrent cancer survivors from the physical, emotional, spiritual, and social aspects of healing. To register for a specific session and to learn about the group, please call Jennifer Currin-McCulloch at 912-3507845. ongoing. 912-350-7845. Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health Univ. Medical Center), 4700 Waters Ave. LEUKEMIA, LYMPHOMA AND MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call or see website for info.

Located in the Summit Cancer Care office at the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute. Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. 912-3507845. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS Call for the Savannah Lowcountry Area NA meeting schedule. ongoing. 912-238-5925.

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ILLNESS NAMI Savannah is offering their monthly Mental Health Education meetings on the second Tuesday of every month from 6-8 PM at The Reed Clubhouse on 1141 Cornell Drive, Savannah. Connections Group which is for anyone with a Mental Health diagnosis is offered weekly on Tuesday nights from 6-8 PM at The Trinity Lutheran Church at 12391 Mercy Blvd, Savannah. Family Support Group is offered on the last Monday of the month at The Reed Clubhouse on 1144 Cornell Drive, Savannah from 6-8 PM. Please call for any further information.

NAMI Savannah phone number is 912-3537143 second Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Trinity Lutheran Church, 12391 Mercy Blvd.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Is food a problem for you? Overeaters Anonymous can help. Savannah meetings Mon 6:30pm, Wed 5:30pm, Fri 6:30 p.m. See website for locations and info, or call 912358-7150. ongoing. oa.org/meetings.

PARENTS OF CHILDREN WITH IEP’S (INDIVIDUALIZED EDUCATION PLANS) For parents of children attending ChathamSavannah Public School System who have IEP plans, to offer mutual support through the challenges of the IEP process. Email for info. ongoing. amkw210@gmail.com.

PARENTS OF ILL CHILDREN Backus Children’s Hospital sponsors this group for parents with a seriously ill child receiving inpatient or outpatient treatment.

Case manager facilitates the meetings.

Meets weekly. Call for info ongoing. 912350-5616. memorialhealth.com/backus. memorialhealth.com/backus. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Ave. PARKINSON’S SUPPORT GROUP The Parkinson’s Disease Support Group will meet on the first Thursday of the month from 5:00 to 6:30 PM in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. Featuring medical and therapeutic guest speakers, join us for discussion, support, and new community activities. For more information, call Fran McCarey at 912-819-2224. ongoing. 912355-6347. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: MAN TO MAN This group is for prostate cancer patients and their caregivers. Meets in the Conference Room of the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute.

Wednesdays, 6-8 p.m. 912-897-3933. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. PRYME MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS SUPPORT GROUP The Pryme Multiple Sclerosis Support Group will meet on the second Tuesday of the month in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital at 6 p.m. This group provides an opportunity for people with MS and their family and friends to get together to share information, develop coping strategies, receive support and become involved in community activities. For more information, please call Fran McCarey at 819-2224. second Tuesday of every month, 6 p.m. sjchs.org/. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds 62 St.

RAPE CRISIS CENTER Assists survivors of rape and sexual assault.

Free, confidential counseling for victims and families. 24-hour Rape Crisis Line operates seven days a week. 912-233-7273. ongoing.

REFLEX SYMPATHETIC DYSTROPHY SUPPORT GROUP Second Tuesdays at 7pm in Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. For anyone with this disorder, plus family members/ caregivers interested in learning more. Call for info. ongoing. 912-858-2335. sjchs.org/.

Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. SBC TOASTMASTERS Toastmasters is an organization dedicated to the art of public speaking. In a friendly, supportive atmosphere, members learn to speak more precisely and confidently via prepared speeches, impromptu speaking, and constructive evaluations. It’s fun, informative, and a great way to network with area professionals. Tuesdays, 12-1 p.m. 912663-7851. St. Leo University, 7426 Hodgson Memorial Drive, Suite A. SEX ADDICTS ANONYMOUS If you believe you have a problem with sex addiction (or are wondering if you might) and you want to change your behavior, we recommend that you attend a meeting of Sex Addicts Anonymous. The only requirement is a desire to stop your addictive sexual behavior. Meets Mondays at 7 pm. Call for venue information. ongoing.

731-412-0183. saa-recovery.org. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

SPINAL INJURY SUPPORT GROUP Third Thursdays, 5:30pm, at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial. Call or see website for info. ongoing. 912-3508900. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. SPOUSE/LIFE PARTNER SUPPORT GROUP Open support group for adults whose spouses or life partners have died. Meets Thursday mornings from 11:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Thursdays, 11 a.m.-noon. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Suicide often leaves survivors with guilt, anger, hurt and unanswered questions.

Hospice Savannah/United Way of Coastal Empire/Coastal Suicide Prevention Alliance offer an ongoing support group.

Third Thursdays, 6:30-7:30pm. Safe and confidential. Free to attend. Barbara Moss at Full Circle of Hospice Savannah, 912-6291089. ongoing. Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 6000 Business Center Drive.

TEENS NURTURING TEENS (CANCER SUPPORT) Support group for teens with a family member or loved one impacted by cancer.

Meets at the Lewis Cancer Pavilion. Call for information. ongoing. 912-819-5704.

Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. TEENS WITH NO ONE TO TURN TO Help for people ages 11-18, or concerned parents of teens. Park Place Outreach Youth Emergency Shelter. Call or see website. ongoing. 912-234-4048. parkplaceyes.org.

YOUNG SURVIVAL COALITION Young breast cancer patients and their caregivers in the greater Savannah, Hilton Head, and Coastal Georgia area are invited to join this group. Meetings include presentations from local medical community and discussions. Meetings conducted in the Conference Room of the Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute. Saturdays, 4-6 p.m. 912-897-3933. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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9 TO 5 THE MUSICAL Beaufort Theatre Company will present 9 To 5 the Musical. Set in the late 1970s this hilarious story of friendship and revenge in the Rolodex era is outrageous, thoughtprovoking, and even a little romantic.

Pushed to the boiling point, three female co-workers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss. In a hilarious turn of events, Violet, Judy and Doralee live out their wildest fantasy - giving their boss the boot! While Hart remains “otherwise engaged,” the women give their workplace a dream makeover. Hey, a girl can scheme, can’t she! Adults $30, Seniors/Military $25, Students $15 Fri., Sep. 9, 7:30 p.m. and Sun., Sep. 11, 3 p.m. 843-512-4145. defurman@ uscb.edu. uscbcenterforthearts.com/. USCB Center for the Arts, 801 Carteret St. SAVANNAH DAN ONSTAGE Sit back and relax while Savannah Dan takes you through Savannah’s deep history with his personal style that will have you hanging on his every word, laughing out loud and captivated by stories told uniquely

by Savannah Dan in the comfortable airconditioned Historic Savannah Theater.

Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 2 p.m. savannahdan.com. savannahtheatre.com.

The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. THEATRE: THE SAVANNAH SIPPING SOCIETY Four unique Southern women, all needing to escape the sameness of their day-to-day routines, are drawn together by Fate—and an impromptu happy hour—and decide it’s high time to reclaim the enthusiasm for life they’ve lost through the years. $25 general admission Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m., Sat., Sep. 10, 8 p.m. and Sundays, 3 p.m.. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd.

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BETHESDA SEEKS VOLUNTEER DOCENTS FOR NEW HISTORY MUSEUM/ VISITORS CENTER Bethesda seeks volunteer docents for their new visitors center/museum. Volunteer docents needed during regular museum hours, Thurs.-Sat. 10am-4pm. Docents will share Bethesda’s rich history and inspiring legacy with visitors from across the country and around the world. ongoing. 912-3512061. Elizabeth.brown@bethesdaacademy. org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. CALL FOR VOLUNTEER DOCENTS/TOUR GUIDES FOR DAVENPORT HOUSE Davenport House volunteer docent/tour guide training is offered in October. Trainees

meet once a week for four weeks. Docents lead tours and assist with programming for people from around the world who visit the historic house. Call the DH at 236-8097 between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. or email at info@davenporthousemuseum.org Through Sep. 30. davenporthousemuseum. org. Davenport House, 324 East State St. CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS FOR HOSPICE SAVANNAH Share your love, friendship and empathy with caregivers and hospice patients in their homes or nursing homes. Hospice Savannah is seeking caring volunteers to provide companionship and caregiver respite throughout Bryan, Chatham, Effingham, Liberty and Long counties. There are also opportunities to volunteer in our Hospice House on Eisenhower Drive, in our administrative offices or at Full Circle Grief and Loss Center off Chatham Parkway.

Please complete an application on-line at www.HospiceSavannah.org/volunteer or call the volunteer department at 912.355.2289 for more information. No prior experience is needed - just a loving heart. Volunteer training will be offered Monday, May 10 in the community education room at the rear of Hospice House from 8:30 am to 5 pm. Pre-registration is required. ongoing. hospicesavannah.org/. Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr. CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS FOR PEGASUS RIDING ACADEMY Pegasus Riding Academy is a therapeutic riding program providing safe, professional and ethical equine-assisted activities for individuals with physical, mental or emotional disabilities. Volunteers are needed to assist these special children.

Orientation is August 27 at 10:30 am, and riding sessions begin August 29. Horse experience is not necessary, but patience and dedication are required. Through Dec. 30. 912-547-6482. prasav.org. The Dairy Farm, 2500 Tennessee Ave. CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS FOR THE TYBEE ISLAND HISTORICAL SOCIETY AND LIGHTHOUSE Volunteers are the backbone to the Tybee Island Historical Society and Lighthouse.

Because we are a non-profit we rely on volunteers to help us succeed everyday.

If you’re interested in volunteering at the lighthouse please call Gus Rehnstrom at 912-785-5801 or email lhvolunteers@ yahoo.com. For more information visit: www.tybeelighthouse.org. ongoing. tybeelighthouse.org/. Tybee Island Lighthouse, 30 Meddin Ave. DOCENTS AND VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT FLANNERY O’CONNOR HOUSE Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home seeks additional volunteers and volunteer docents to help on Fridays and Saturdays, 1p-4pm, and for possible extended hours. Duties: greet visitors, handle admissions, conduct merchandise sales and help with tours.

Docent training and written narratives for reference during tours are provided. ongoing. 912-233-6014. haborrello@aol. com. flanneryoconnorhome.org. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

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