Connect Savannah June 4, 2014

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Week At A Glance Wednesday / 4 Baseball: Pack the Park for Charity

Sand Gnats vs Asheville. Catholic Night at the Sand Gnats: Bring canned goods for the Social Apostolate.

7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. or complimentary from the Catholic Diocese office. sandgnats.com

Film: Stacy Keach Mystery Screening

In honor of actor Stacy Keach (junior)73rd birthday, Psychotronic Film Society presents a film that features him in a starring role. FYI Keach was born here in the SAV. For mature viewers.

8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $7 sentientbean.com

Lecture and Book Signing: The Man Who Stole Himself by Thomas Thibeault

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Lecture: Savannah’s First Generation of African American Elite in the New Republic, 1790-1830

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This Juneteenth lecture by Whittington Johnson is sponsored by Telfair Museums as part of their Juneteenth Celebration.

6:30 p.m Second African Baptist Church, 123 Houston Street (Greene Square).

Free and open to the public. telfair.org

First Friday Art March

A lecture series to create building blocks for healthy cancer survivorship and longterm healing.

5:30 p.m Curtis & Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health), 4700 Waters Ave. Free and open to the public.

912-350-7845. CurriJe1@memorialhealth.com

Lecture: Southern Timber for Tall Ships

Author and historian Buddy Sullivan discusses Georgia's role in the war of 1812.

Presented by Georgia Historical Society and Live Oak Public Libraries.

6 p.m Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Free and open to the public.

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Paint your very own masterpiece, plus a balloon pop with prizes.

Sponsored by Jessica Neeley's Woman of the Year Campaign. All Proceeds benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society AJ Ghent band 6-9 p.m at Blues, Jazz & BBQ Spanky's (Westside), Fri / 6 1221 US Highway 80 East. $35 206.660.4634. wineandcanvas.com

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Cancer Survivorship Lecture Series: Integrative Therapies: How to Overcome Pain the Natural Way

In his new novel, Thomas Thibeault chronicles a story of an incredible feat of heroism and the subsequent acts of bravery of Robert Smalls, one of the greatest Americans to emerge from the Civil War era.

6 p.m Ships of The Sea Museum, 41 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd.

Free to attend. Books available for purchase. shipsofthesea.org

Leukemia & Lymphoma Wine & Canvas Painting Party

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Lunch 'N' Thinc with Tracy Brisson Learn to showcase your expertise, generate passive income and support career goals through self-publishing a book on a budget.

Lunch by Magnolia Grill Catering.

11:30 a.m.-1 p.m ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300.

Free to attend. Lunch $10 non-members 912-544-1200. elise@ thincsavannah.com.

On Stage at the Lucas: Mel Brooks Cabaret

Part of the Lucas Theatre's Summer Cabaret Series. Only 125 seats available.

7 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $30 lucastheatre.com

Film: Spaceballs fri / 6

Friday / 6 Blues on Broughton

Ruthie Foster is the musical guest for this kick off for Blues Weekend, hosted by Savannah Downtown Business Association.

7-10 p.m Broughton Street, Broughton Street.

Free and open to the public. savannahdba.com/

Blues, Jazz & BBQ

The Savannah Waterfront Association presents deep southern blues, smooth jazz, and smokey BBQ on historic River Street.

BBQ for sale at booths from Savannah area restaurants, artist booths, and live entertainment on the Arbor Stage. Part of Savannah Blues Weekend.

Friday headliner: AJ Ghent Band. First Friday Fireworks at 9:30 p.m.

4-10 p.m Rousakis Plaza, River St. Free and open to the public. riverstreetsavannah.com/

Community Gardening at Law Center

As part of Jessica Henry's Plant This exhibition, Art Rise Savannah is establishing the W.W. Law Center's first community garden: a butterfly garden, and a variety of vegetables and herbs. This is a work party.

9:30 a.m W.W. Law Gym, 909 E. Bolton St. Free to attend. Please RSVP.via Facebook or website. artrisesavannah.org/

Film: Spaceballs (1987, USA)

Wars spoof written by Mel Brooks. Part of Mel Brooks Month at the Lucas. Sponsored by Connect Savannah.

7 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $8 general, $5 student/senior/military. lucastheatre.com lucastheatre.com

Open houses, new exhibitions, and familyfriendly activities at this gallery hop in SoFo (South of Forsyth). Ride the trolley to each location. Visit the Indie Arts Market on De Soto Ave. Ride your bike on the Art March Bike Scavenger Hunt. After-party at The Wormhole for 21+ starts at 9pm. A program of Art Rise Savannah. Sponsored

by Connect Savannah.

Art project for June: The Art of Trash: An All Hands In Neighborhood Beautification Project, at DeSoto Ave. Clean up a block in the SoFo Art March district and make sculpture with your finds. first Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m Desotorow Gallery, 2427 Desoto Ave. Free & open to the public info@artmarchsavannah.com artmarchsavannah.com/

First Friday for Folk Music: 18th Anniversary Event

18th anniversary show of this popular series produced by the Savannah Folk Music Society in Savannah, which has featured both local and touring artists. Featured performers are Savannah's Chris Desa, singer/songwriter (and SFMS president and First Friday host); and Nashville's Joni Bishop, singer/songwriter.

7:30-10 p.m First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. $5 minimum suggested donation savannahfolk.org

Theatre: Pizza Man

What happens when women on the edge of a nervous breakdown order a pizza?

8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $15 gen. adm. $10 students/seniors/military musesavannah.org

Sketching with Rob

Sketchers with pad and pencil, or painters with paint and brushes, join Rob and friends in working from a costumed model. Watchers welcome.

Part of the First Friday Art March.

6-9 p.m Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Free and open to the public.

912-596-5139

Snow White & Movie Awards

8 p.m Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton St. $12 scadboxoffice.com

Theatre: Spine Tingling Tales

A late night ghost show that's appropriate for most ages...but a little bit scary....

11 p.m.

The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $25 soucyman@gmail.com. spinetinglingtales.com

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Family Fun Day at Forsyth Farmers Market

Healthy activities, culinary activities, creative activities and giveaways. Farmers Market Scavenger Hunt, nutrition activity, Teddy Bear Clinic by Mercer University-kids bring ailing or healthy teddy bears for a check up. Other fun things: color sheets, discount coupons and a ticket giveaway from Sesame Street Live.

11am: Canning/Preserving demo for adults, with tasting samples and coupons from Ball.

9 a.m.-noon Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free and open to the public.

ForsythFarmersMarket.org

Forsyth Farmers Market Film: Alien (1979, USA) Sat / 7 Victorian Community Garden Ribbon Cutting

The grand opening of Victorian Neighborhoods Association's new community garden; part of the City of Savannah's Community Garden Initiative.

10 a.m Victorian Community Garden, 1110 Habersham Street (between East Park Avenue and East Duffy Street).

Free and open to the public. vnasavannahga2013@gmail.com

Saturday / 7 Blues, Jazz & BBQ

The Savannah Waterfront Association presents deep southern blues, smooth jazz, and smokey BBQ on historic River Street.

BBQ for sale at booths from Savannah area restaurants, artist booths, and live entertainment on the Arbor Stage. Part of Savannah Blues Weekend.

Saturday, 11am: Qualifying eating contest for Nathan’s Famous July 4 Hot Dog-Eating Contest. At the Drayton Street ramp.

Saturday night headliner: Jacey Falk 10 a.m.-10 p.m Rousakis Plaza, River St. Free and open to the public. riverstreetsavannah.com/

17th Annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes

Featuring nine island homes and the historical cemetery. Tickets include lunch.

Purchase online or at the Tybee Island Maritime Academy the day of the tour.

Proceeds benefit Tybee Island Maritime Academy, Rising Tyde Community Food Pantry, and the Fresh Air Home. Rain or shine.

10 a.m.-4 p.m Tybee Island Maritime Academy, 714 Lovell Ave. $40 Advance. $45 Day of Tour 912-786-7979. tybeetourofhomes.com

24th Annual Kid's Fishing Derby

Who will catch the biggest fish? Entry forms can be downloaded at website.

8:30 a.m.-noon Richmond Hill Fish Hatchery, 110 Hatchery Dr. Free and open to kids age 15 and under. rhxc.org/fishing.htm

Annual Juneteenth Celebration

Visit the Black History Museum; experience the sounds and joy of African-American heritage through gifted performers; Shop at the Ujamaa Village, where local business owners offer great buys.

4-6 p.m Bethlehem Missionary Baptist Church, 1008 May Street.

Free and open to the public letmoo56@bellsouth.net

City Market's Art & Soul

A day of live music and an art walk in the City Market courtyards.

11 a.m.: Ray Thomasino & Roy Swindelle 2 p.m.: G.E. Perry & Ray Lundy 6:30 p.m.: The Groovetones Part of Blues Weekend in downtown Savannah.

11 a.m City Market, Jefferson at West Saint Julian St. Free and open to the public.

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine.

9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free to attend. Items for sale.

912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com

Film: Alien (1979, USA)

Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, and John Hurt.

Sponsored by Connect Savannah.

7 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $8 general, $5 student/senior/military. lucastheatre.com

Home Improvement Workshop: Installing a Ceiling Fan

Another installment in Habitat ReStore Savannah’s 2014’s semi-monthly expertled workshops for do-it-yourselfers of all experience levels. Step-by-step instruction for DIY types to learn home repair and home decorating projects.

10 a.m Habitat ReStore Savannah, 1900 E. Victory Dr. Free and open to the public.

912.655.3416

A networking/fellowship breakfast for active-duty, veteran, spouse, family member, or friend to the troops. It's a meet, eat, and network event -- no other rules apply.

No solicitation allowed.

9 a.m Perkins Restaurant, Rt 204 at Exit 94 off I-95.

(910) 580-0380 facebook.com/groups/firstsaturdaysavannah

Gazing in the Garden: Stargazing Family Night

A night of stargazing for the whole family, on the Great Lawn at the Botanical Gardens (formerly known as the Bamboo Farm.) Telescopes provided, or bring your own. Food and drink are welcome. No pets. No alcohol. Program provided by Oglethorpe Astronomical Association (and The Coastal Georgia Botanical Gardens.)

Starts at dusk.

7:30-10 p.m Coastal Georgia Botanical Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. Free and open to the public.

912-921-5460. coastalgeorgiabg.org

Summer "Quarterly" Book Sale at the Humane Society

Summertime, and the shopping is easy at the hot weather version of this book sale, benefiting Humane Society for Greater Savannah. Held every three months (quarterly) books, VHS tapes, CDs and other media are only 25 cents each (also "quarterly.")

9 a.m.-noon Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. 912-354-9515 X 106. LGrant@HumaneSocietySav. org

Women-Only Belly Dance Party (Hafla)

A "hafla" is a belly dance party, performance, and festival all in one. This one is for women only, including first timers.

Sponsored by the Magic Carpet Dancers.

3-5 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Free and open to the public.

912-663-5114. reservetodance@gmail.com. magiccarpetdancers.com

Telfair Museums’ Juneteenth Free Family Day

Juneteenth is the celebration commemorating the ending of slavery in the United States. Learn more about Savannah’s history in the Telfair Museums’ Slavery and Freedom exhibition and attend hands-on activities -- learn how to make haint blue paint and basket weaving. Performance by the Georgia Sea Island Singers.

1-4 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Free and open to the public. telfair.org

Brews, Blues, and BBQ benefitting LLS

Attendees can wash down the hot rock and blues with some cool brews! Pre-selling award winning Boston Butts for $25 which includes entry to event. Benefits Leukemia and Lymphoma Society of Savannah.

12-10 p.m Bub-Ba-Q, 514 MLK Blvd. $10 entry, $25 whole Boston Butt and entry 912-660-9001. Brian@StaffordPromotions.com

Call of the Wild at Skidaway

A nighttime walk of the trails, listening for the calls of nocturnal animals. Learn the difference between frogs, bugs and birds.

8 p.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

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Mbira (African thumb piano) Workshop

Self-Defense for the LGBT Community: A Planning Session

Whether it's called the mbira, sanza, ikembe, kalimba or thumb piano, the mbira is an important melodic rhythm instrument with an African heritage. Savannah-born artist and musician T.J. Reddy, along with Tony Pizzo of the Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum, have developed a simpleto-construct version of the mbira and will supply the kits, tools and resources for the workshop. For ages 10-18. Part of the Telfair Museums' Juneteenth Celebration.

10 a.m.-noon Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Free with advanced registration.

912.790.8827. telfair.org

A public meeting with State Representatives Karla Drenner and Simone Bell, for every LGBT/friendly person, from every background and diverse circumstance.

Information, connection and planning for safety. An information, planning and sharing session. With Jeff Graham, Executive Director of Georgia Equality.

10 a.m.-noon Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. Free and open to the public.

North American Butterfly Association Butterfly Count

A day of counting butterflies along the trail system and within various habitats of Savannah National Wildlife Refuge. All ages and experience levels are welcome. Sun protection, bug spray, water, snacks, and a sack lunch are recommended.

9:30 a.m.-4 p.m Savannah National Wildlife Refuge, Laurel Hill Wildlife Drive off S.C. 170.

Free and open to the public.

843-784-6262. theresa_thom@fws.gov

LowCountry Boil to benefit Wilmington Island Farmers Market

Live music by Mark Carter, silent auction and raffle. Benefiting the nonprofit farmers market on Wilmington Island. Tickets online or at the market.

7:30-11 p.m Bahia Bleu Marina, 2812 River Drive. $25 wifarmersmarket.org

National Trails Day Sandpiper Trail Hike

Celebrate nation-wide hiking event with a one-mile guided hike of Sandpiper Trail.

10 a.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

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Join yoga ambassador and Savannah Power Yoga teacher, Stephanie Cannon Mobley along with the Tybee Beautification Association for a beach clean up and complimentary yoga class on Tybee. 7:30am Beach sweep. 8:30am Yoga class.

7:30 a.m North Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr. Free and open to the public. lululemon.com/savannah/savannah

Theatre: Pizza Man

What happens when women on the edge of a nervous breakdown order a pizza?

8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $15 gen. adm. $10 students/seniors/military musesavannah.org

Lecture by Whittington Johnson:

Savannah’s First Generation of African American Elite in the New Republic, 1790-1830

June 5, 6:30 pm / Second African Baptist Church, 123 Houston Street

Mbira Workshop (African thumb piano) June 7, 10 am–12 pm / Jepson Center This annual celebration of freedom takes place at the beginning of the month to kick off Juneteenth celebrations in the city and celebrate the Geechee Gullah Heritage of Savannah and the coastal region. Featuring a special performance by the Georgia Sea Island Singers, a group that has preserved and performed African American traditional song since the early 20th century.

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Theatre: Spine Tingling Tales

A late night ghost show that's appropriate for most ages...but a little bit scary....

11 p.m.

The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $25 soucyman@gmail.com. spinetinglingtales.com

Story Trunk

An interactive storytelling show for children.

Appropriate for all ages.

1 & 3 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $5 Adults, $10 Children 12 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. oddlotimprov.com

Theatre: Iced at the Coffee Shop

An interactive murder mystery show presented by the Odd Lot acting troupe.

7:30 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $20 adults. $15 children 15 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. savannahmurdermystery.com

Wilmington Island Farmers' Market

Vendors offering produce, prepared foods, crafts, plus storytime, musical performances, and community information. Every Saturday.

9 a.m.-1 p.m.

111 Walthour Rd @ Islands Community Church.

Free and open to the public wifarmersmarket@aol.com. wifarmersmarket.org/

Sunday / 8 Bird Hike at Skidaway Island State Park Morning bird hike. Bring binoculars or borrow limited pairs from the museum.

9 a.m Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. $5 parking fee. Annual passes available.

912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland

Theatre: Pizza Man

What happens when women on the edge of a nervous breakdown order a pizza?

3 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $15 gen. adm. $10 students/seniors/military musesavannah.org

Story Trunk

Interactive storytelling show for children.

Appropriate for all ages.

1 & 3 p.m.

Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $5 Adults, $10 Children 12 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. oddlotimprov.com

Monday / 9 Comedy: Odd Lot Improv

Savannah's weekly wacky improv comedy show. Appropriate for all ages.

8 p.m.

Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $5 Justin@oddlot.org. oddlot.org

Tuesday / 10 GreenDrinks Savannah

A happy hour networking gathering for folks who want to save the Earth. Second Tuesday of each month at 5:30pm. Location varies monthly. September gathering at Zunzi's 2. second Tuesday of every month, 5:30 p.m Free to attend. Cash bar.

Ogeechee Riverkeeper Night

A night of cocktails, live music & food.

A portion of all proceeds will benefit the Ogeechee Riverkeeper.

5:30-7:30 p.m Bonna Bella Waterfront Grille, 2740 Livingston Avenue. emily@ogeecheeriverkeeper.org

Pints and Pavement Monthly Pub Run

2 mile, 3 mile and 5(ish) mile routes will be provided. For all levels of runners and walkers. There will be suggested routes, but runners may make their own modifications to the routes. Bring ID and money for specials after the run. Wear reflectivity accessories/apparel, and use a headlamp or carry a light.

6 p.m The Rail Pub, 405 West Congress St.

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Wednesday / 11 Lunch and Learn: Suppliers Learn about City Contracts

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12-1 p.m Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street.

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editor’s note

Did you see that man what he just did?

Richard Kessler is the head of the development group that bears his name, which has done an admirable job with both the Bohemian and Mansion on Forsyth hotels.

Excuse me, Madame Both projects are undeniably responsible Mayor. Tom Bordeaux and tasteful upgrades to Savannah’s tourist reached over here, butt me infrastructure. My most sincere kudos. in my head and called me Awhile back, Kessler Enterprises bought an asshole. the lot containing the decommissioned elec—Alderwoman Mary tric power plant on River Street, which had Osborne, during the been a scary, shadowy sentinel over the west May 29 City end of the promenade for years.

Council meeting The plan is to build a new hotel there. But not just any hotel.

YOU’VE PROBABLY already seen the A hotel which will double the current video, but in any case it never gets old. height allowance for buildings in that part of During last week’s very long, very conthe protected, preserved, and precious Histentious, and very important City Council toric Landmark District. meeting—more on the actual substance The same Historic Landmark District later—Council members Tom Bordeaux which is the whole reason all those people come and Mary Osborne found themselves on to Savannah to stay in hotels. the opposite sides of an issue.

Currently, buildings west of the old power Bordeaux leaned in to whisper something plant are allowed to be three stories high, to Osborne, possibly involving the word those to the east (including the parcel on “asshole,” and Osborne apparently leaned which the plant sits) limited to two. toward him at the same time.

The requested “variance”—surely stretchBoom! Instant internet gold. ing the limits of that word’s definition— Osborne leapt out of her Council chair, would allow for six stories and four stories, wagged her arms and began complaining respectively. loudly to Mayor Edna Jackson: “Did you The disingenuous legal conceit on which see that man what he just did?” and accusing the request rests: That the decrepit power Bordeaux of calling her that profane name.

The mayor did her best to defuse the sur- plant is six stories tall and is itself in conflict with the height allowance. real incident.

Agreeing with the Historic Savannah To say the video contributes to the idea Foundation, the Historic Review Board, of City Council meetings as a laughingand the Downtown Neighborhood Assostock amateur hour is an understatement. ciation, the staff of the Metropolitan PlanSuch juvenile shenanigans are entertainning Commission (MPC) recommended ing—especially to those of us predisposed that MPC members vote not to accept the to consider most politicians as unqualified, requested “text amendment” (though they self-important buffoons —but obviously did recommend a less-ambitious one). should have no place in governance.

In a Nixon-goes-to-China moment, even The aggravating part is not only that these speaking out against the proposal was local are supposed to be our “leaders,” but also architect Patrick Shay, who recently supthat they so often show so little shame in ported an extraordinary height “variance” of their behavior—behavior which would get his own on a new hotel project he’s associyou and I fired in a heartbeat. ated with on the other end of River Street.

Still, there’s such a thing as too easy a (To be fair, that variance isn’t as ambitious target. Criticizing City Council for the outas the Kessler request.) sized, often cartoonish personalities of its But the MPC members went against staff members is like shooting fish in a barrel. recommendation, voting to allow the full So I’d like to focus on something else. height request anyway.

I’d like to focus on what caused the BorWhen the matter went to City Council, deaux vs. Osborne kerfuffle in the first place.

I’d like to focus on “that man what he just Bordeaux was one of only two votes, along with Mary Ellen Sprague, against the prodid.” posal. His frustration clearly got the better Except I don’t mean Tom Bordeaux. I of him. mean Richard Kessler.

by Jim Morekis

jim@connectsavannah.com

As usual, the determining factor was the supposed lure of new jobs—a claimed 800 new jobs, in the case of the new Kessler hotel. (Sounds a bit high, doesn’t it?)

The question that always goes unasked is: Does Savannah really need to encourage more service jobs at this point?

Is the bigger issue doing more to support the tourist industry, or doing more to educate and enhance our workforce so that more non-tourism industries, paying higher wages, will want to locate here?

To be clear, there’s a lot of support in the community for the new Kessler hotel.

Reasonable people can disagree about the project, and about the level of progress that Savannah should or shouldn’t aspire to.

But to my mind, the issue isn’t jobs. The issue is standards, and standards of fairness.

The whole point of having standards is to adhere to them. When you grant one developer an extraordinary, unique exemption, you open the door for others to demand, and get, similar treatment.

Worse yet, you actively reward those who thumb their nose at what we’ve already decided and stated is important to us.

As local realtor and one-time mayoral candidate Dickie Mopper said about Kessler: “He knew the height limitation when he bought the property 15 months ago.”

Indeed.

Did you see that man what he just did?

From Ben Carter to Richard Kessler, there is clearly something close to a feeding frenzy for developers in Savannah, as the fog of the great recession lifts.

They’re here, quite simply, to make as much money as we’ll let them make.

Perhaps when these developers see the circus that our City Council often devolves into, they’re encouraged not to take our elected officials very seriously.

Perhaps when these developers see how quick we are to trade away our age-old formula for success in exchange for a few more service jobs, they’re encouraged not to take our standards very seriously.

Our elected officials need to actually use the great powers they do have, on our behalf, to protect the very thing that makes Savannah so special and desirable to visit, and in which to live.

I personally don’t care if they have to fight and bicker like spoiled children to do it.

As long as they do it. cs

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There is no hell more hideous or humid than the soccer fields on an early summer afternoon in the South.

The sun pounds down with a mallet in each fist, destroying any doubt of its supremacy in the universe. The tall pines beyond the fence droop, the grass browns before our eyes. The bloated air heaves itself around like a DMV employee two months from retirement.

Yet the players on the field appear impervious to the blinding swelter. They move like warriors, calculating each pass and kick, snaking the ball around their opponents’ defense to take a shot on the goal. If they fail, they regroup like a pack of wolves and try again.

Along the way there might be a push here, a

But these girls, with their baggy blue uniforms and their coltish legs, they are so fierce, so strong, that it’s difficult to imagine that anything could ever bring them down.

For the moment, at least. They have a few years before they shoulder the societal pressure to be skinny or absorb the subtle messages to downplay their intelligence and power. They haven’t yet had to wonder why their male colleagues make higher salaries for the same work or rebuff the “romantic” advances of assholes who just don’t get it.

Soon enough, though, these girls will become women. Then it becomes a whole new ball game.

The May 23 shootings in Santa Barbara by a 22 year-old spoiled little psychopath have sliced open what has always been a marginalized conversation about gender, revealing the guts of our culture’s pervasive dysfunction around women’s sexuality. Like the haruspex of ancient Rome, we must take the opportunity to divine meaning from the entrails.

Misogyny feels entitled to women’s servitude and feeds on the fear of female empowerThe COFFEE FOX ment. It lurks in the dark, dank dungeons of WWW.THECOFFEEFOX.COM the internet and in CEO offices on the top floors of skyscrapers. It is Nietzsche, Patrick Bateman and the Taliban.

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shove there, the occasional elbow to the ribs if the ref isn’t looking.

Who knew 10 year-old girls could be so terrifyingly tough?

Huddled under a pop-up canvas canopy with the other parents, modern Bedouins clad in Rainbow flip-flops and drinking cans of La Croix, I watch my daughter and her teammates with awe. It just never gets old, the unexpected breakaways, the soaring kicks, the balls taken to the chin and shaken off with a gap-toothed smile.

Though raised by a feminist to believe I could be President or an astronaut, I was never quite comfortable with the physical aggression required to be an athlete. At 10, I was busy reading the Judy Blume canon and organizing a union for my paper dolls. The last time I played real soccer was a friendly college dorm match when some freshman from New Mexico slide-tackled me and I limped off to the cafeteria, crying.

Before he took up his weapons, Elliot Rodger blatantly blamed his impending rampage on all the women who wouldn’t have sex with him. Who knows if he even asked them nicely—he felt sure that he was owed their “adoration” and attention, and by “depriving” him of it, they deserved to die.

While this obviously falls under the umbrella of flat-out insanity, many rightfully recognized this as misogyny—a poisonous attitude against women that goes back to the tale of Lilith’s banishment from the Garden of Eden.

Misogyny feels entitled to womens’ servitude and feeds on the fear of female empowerment. It lurks in the dark, dank dungeons of the internet and in CEO offices on the top floors of skyscrapers. It can thrive in street gangs or frat houses. It is Nietzsche, Patrick Bateman and the Taliban.

Misogyny is chauvinism’s more horrible, sadistic older brother. It is what drives

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the good dads and sweet brothers and loyal friends who love and respect women.

Arguing that only sidetracks the discussion. As the New Statesman’s Laurie Penny writes, “the devil has more than enough advocates today.”

Whether you choose to view Rodger’s terrible act as what Penny calls “misogynistic extremism” or the result of a sick, lonely kid who couldn’t get laid, there is no denying that his attitude towards women—in part created and validated by the cultural tides—figured into it. (It should go without saying that one can be both mentally ill and a misogynist.)

True, over half of Rodger’s victims were male—the misogynistic poison that fueled his violent entitlement harms everyone. As much as objectification hurts girls, boys suffer tremendously from the pressure to find their value in some kind of sexual “score.”

The tragedy in California has no upside, but perhaps it will make us more conscious of the misogynistic tendencies hidden in our language, our beliefs and what we brush aside as mental illness and good ol’ boy traditions. Maybe because of it, my daughter and her teammates will grow up in a fairer, saner, less hateful world. Maybe not.

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village elders to stone a woman to death for accidentally showing her ankle. It is the tasteless skit on Glenn Beck’s The Blaze that features a six-foot tall goon dressed in hideous drag laughing about rape.

Misogyny is at the root of the closure of 50 women’s health clinics in Texas, Arizona and 25 other states in the past three years.

It is the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls and the gang rapes of children in India. Misogyny denies humanity. While chauvinism would merely suppress women, misogyny fucking hates them.

This most recent mass shooting gives a small window to stare it straight in the eye before some other tragedy captures our collective attention. While some of us could complain about “the mens” all day long, there really is no societal counterpart. Margaret Atwood describes the differential as “Men are afraid women will laugh at them.

Women are afraid men will kill them.”

On Twitter, hundreds of thousands of women and a few men have used the hashtag #YesAllWomen to voice their fury eand frustration for all that females must fear.

Right on cue, a backlash arose via #NotAllMen to dismiss it as the hysterical exaggerations of a bunch of chicks.

The parallel feed/thought process is that not all men harbor that kind of evil, and duh, of course not—not even most men.

There are so many fine male role models,

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Soldiers and civilians run, bike and cheer on the same team

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Most weekends, Brandy Mai can be found at a race course.

Half-marathons, 5Ks, endurance challenges—if there’s a finish line to be had, she’s likely got a number attached to her shirt.

Even if she doesn’t run, she can be found volunteering at the check-in table or clapping on the sidelines. For Mai, races provide a certain motivation that she doesn’t get from stomping out a few miles alone.

“If I’ve paid for a race or signed up to volunteer, I know I’m going to show up,” says the communications consultant and mother of four. “There’s also nothing like getting— and giving—those high-fives.”

Mai is also an Army veteran who counts running as her favorite “healthy habit” to counterbalance her struggle with anxiety and post-traumatic stress disorder. She began suffering from those conditions soon after she left the Army in 2000, and though she stresses that they are non-combatrelated, they have inspired a passion for supporting fellow vets and active military as they navigate civilian life.

The former military public affairs

Team RWB members support each other through a variety of athletic and social activities. Photos by Daryle-Lynn Roberts.

“My job is to get people involved and W pump them up,” she says. “Even if someone l isn’t as athletic as the rest, they can show up and be the cheerleaders. I’m like the morale specialist hosts a Veterans’ Breakfast the first Over 2.5 million American men and officer.”

Saturday of every month at Perkins’ Restau- women have been in combat since 2001, and With 300+ Facebook members and 50 to rant and Bakery off Highway 204, open to PTSD, depression and suicide rates are at 100 bodies regularly representing at events, anyone who has served in the armed forces all-time highs. The Dept. of Veterans Affairs Team RWB Savannah is rapidly becoming and to those who appreciate them. (The reports that 22 veterans and active military a famliar presence at local races. Dressed in next one is this Saturday, June 7, at 9 a.m.) commit suicide every day, though that same bright T-shirts emblazoned with an eagle, Mai also serves as the community director department has tragically failed those same many run with Old Glory flapping behind for the local chapter of Team RWB—that’s soldiers by making them wait interminable them, including athletic director Andrew red, white and blue—a nationwide organiperiods for medical and psychiatric help.

Candler. zation that connects veterans to their local Studies show that regular exercise and “One of the key points of Team RWB is communities through physical and social positive social interaction can sometimes that it attempts to give you the camaradeactivity. stave off the worst mental and emotional rie you experience in the military,” explains With dozens of outposts from Sacradistress, and grassroots organizations like Candler. mento to Boston, Team RWB organizes Team RWB offer opportunity to put that “I’ve been deployed several times, and groups for running, cycling, triathlons, even research in motion. the bond you have with people you’ve been yoga—anything that gets vets up and out of It also gives Mai another reason to be off to war with is a lot different than someone the house. to the races. you’ve been to school with.”

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“Savannah loves its veterans, but they really have to go looking for help. There’s no one place that can collate it all for them,” she laments.

In the meantime, Mai concurs that being a part of Team RWB can give purpose to someone who is floundering in civilian life.

“What military people miss the most is accountability, to have someone checking on them,” she says. “If they say they’re coming to the race, we’re going to be looking for them.”

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“Savannah is a veteran community because of Hunter and Fort Stewart, so if we do anything to benefit the community at large, it helps veterans,” he says. “And vice versa: Anything that helps veterans benefits the community.”

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My journey to a healthier me: You too can take control of your life Merry Perry, A.N.P.

I did not win the lottery, but I did find the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.

I found my pot of gold by learning how to truly reflect on the words ‘healthy living,’ and the new meaning in those words is changing my life. For me, healthy living is much more than exercising and eating foods that I never tried before—like calabacitas, tarragon soup, and jicama.

As I embrace this new season in my life, I am amazed and grateful to my higher power for allowing me to experience life’s fulfillment like never before.

There are so many pieces coming together that are essential to fulfilling this lifetime mission, such as finding my sense of purpose, loving my family, managing my stress, and continuing my successful career. Simply put, I am now happy with my life. I can define being healthy as a commitment to positive and healthy actions and choices for my body, my mind, and my spirit. I am also actively minimizing everything that brings negative thoughts or feelings to my body or well-being. I am saying ‘no’ to being out of balance and unhappy. You can do the same.

Do you know how frustrating it is to sit on a stool with uneven legs? No matter how you sit, the stool wants to rock back and forth, back and forth, never finding a steady balance. All your energy and attention is spent trying to just stay balanced.

A stable and balanced stool is kind of like a holistic approach to being healthy. My journey is about my whole person. I cannot separate the physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual aspects of my life. Those have to be equal and balanced, like the legs of a comfortable stool.

My healthy transformation did not happen overnight. Your healthy change may not happen overnight either. I know people who have had an ‘Aha’ moment all at once—that is great! For me, the best way to go is to be

Merry Perry is an Adult Nurse Practitioner at Curtis V. Cooper Primary Health Care, Inc. and is on the Core Team of the Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Program (CRI LEP) offered in Savannah through the partnership among Canyon Ranch Institute, Connect Savannah and Charles H. and Rosalie Morris, and Curtis V. Cooper Primary Health Care. Participants attend weekly sessions to learn how to make healthy choices for themselves and their families, and experience one-on-one consultations with integrative health professionals trained by CRI. To know more, contact Canyon Ranch Institute at cri@canyonranchinstitute.org or 912-443-3264.

and to be mindful of my actions, then I can manage my stress and be healthier and happier. You can too.

Georgette Brown is my 104-year-old grandmother. Her most famous quote dieting and trying to deny myself the foods practical and make intentional decisions and strongest philosophy for longevity is, that I love, I say, “No!” That is a healthy slowly and steadily in small steps to reach response to a challenge we all face every day. “Yesterday is gone. Can’t do nothing ’bout the changes I want. I take it one day at a yesterday. I ain’t going to worry about yesFor me, simple and practical things time.

I based my healthy change on information enhance my ability to live healthy. Healthier terday ‘cause it’s gone. Today will take care of itself. Tomorrow ain’t even here, so why eating choices and portion control, exercise I learned from a health care professional, worry ’bout tomorrow?” You too can apply educating myself about my health, and talk- and walking, getting a good night’s sleep, my grandmother’s philosophy to your life. learning to identify and manage sources of ing with others who are experts. Like you, Try it! stress in my life, and learning how to sucI must ask myself daily, “What am I going cessfully cope with my sources of stress— to do with this information?” Every day, I We are successful if we can manage today. those small steps make the difference for me. So let’s live in that moment. Every day, I must choose to make better choices to get Just learning how deep breathing can clear better outcomes, or to not. Every day, now, pray to God to please grant me the ability to my mind and refresh my soul was a powerI ask myself why would I not choose to find the serenity to accept the things I canful moment for me. You can too. live healthier—and I find I have no answer not change, courage to change the things I As I go through my day, like you, I find to that question. So I am choosing to live can, and the wisdom to know the difference. different environments—work, community, I have come to the realization that in this life healthier. You can too.

As my journey to healthy living continues, family, financial—that want to cause me there are some things I have no control over.

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Police pups prevail

Two Metro police officers and their canine partners scored high enough last week at regional police dog trials in Clayton, N.C. to earn a trip to the national competition.

Officer Will Fernandez and his partner Faust and Officer Mike Drayton and his partner Ivan earned a return trip to Wilson, NC Oct. 19-24 to attend the United States Police Canine Association (USPCA) National Trials.

Drayton has been a member of the department since 1999. Fernandez joined in 2004. Both canines are Belgian Malinois and were trained by their handler/partners.

“This is a feather in the caps of these K9 teams,” said Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department Canine Unit Sgt. Eric Dukarski. “Very good officers have spent their entire careers without earning a trip to the nationals. This in itself is a credit to these officers, these dogs and this police department.”

• Police are requesting the public’s help in identifying the gunman who shot a homeless man during a reported robbery attempt May 5.

Carl Whipple, 51, has been hospitalIvan Ofc. Drayton with ized in serious Ofc. Fernandez with Fa ust condition since the shooting on West 40th about 5-6, 140 pounds with a short Street near MLK Jr. Boulevard in the Cuyhaircut. ler-Brownville neighborhood.

At the time of the shooting he was Central Precinct officers patrolling a wearing long white pants, possibly jeans, block away heard the shots and found him and a blue and white polo-style shorton the ground about 9:30 p.m. sleeve shirt.

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• Detectives from the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department are investigating the death of a homeless man found near railroad tracks in West Savannah earlier this week.

The body of the 65-year-old man who was known the frequent the area, was found at the end of Old W. Lathrop Street by a passer-by about 10:52 a.m.

• A 9-month-old girl died after falling five floors from a balcony inside the Hyatt Regency atrium Friday night May 23.

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pornography. Hardly testimony to the refined taste of the British public.”

“I was thinking more of signage—in the London Underground and on the railways, for example. The thing that epitomizes it for me is those World War II-era posters that became so popular: ‘Keep calm and carry on.’

A classic stiff-upper-lip British sentiment perfectly married to a no-nonsense font.

Seeing it, you think: by God, had the Nazis invaded, these people would have fought to the last ditch.”

“They lose something out of context, you know. You don’t get the same impact on a Do fonts matter? That is, do they affect a kitchen wall in Pittsburgh.” reader’s perception of written material? I’m “I concede this.” asking not so much about the extremes (e.g., “You also realize the posters in question a large font for headlines), but more about the weren’t actually used during World War II. emotional or psychological impact of the font’s They were done up in 1939, in anticipation design. of some particularly grim test of wartime —David Powell, Columbus, Ohio morale, but never were distributed and went undiscovered until 2000. The enthusiasm “I despair,” I said to my assistant Fierra. for them in the UK is recent and driven by “This fellow wants to know if fonts have any psychological impact. That’s like asking nostalgia. You may think they capture the if it’s possible to convey emotion with music, essence of British pluck. Well, that’s what or whether color can be used to set a mood. Britons would like to think, too.

“Finally, since you mention all these Only an American could ask that question. I may tease you Brits about your dishwashing things together, I ought to say the typefaces used in the Tube, on the railways, and in the idiosyncrasies, but when it comes to appreciating the niceties of typography we Ameri- ‘Keep calm’ poster, while bearing a strong resemblance, in fact are three different fonts.” cans aren’t even in the game.”

“I know that perfectly well,” I said, “and “You’re joking,” said Fierra. “Have you it reinforces my point. The Tube font, an never seen a British tabloid? A slatternly updated version of which is still used in mess of screaming headline fonts that Underground signage and on the iconic can make the weather report seem like

map, is now known as Johnston, after the man commissioned to design it in 1913.

Like the map that came later, it’s a fully realized work of art, among other things featuring tiny diamonds for the dots above lowercase I and J. “I find that astonishing. In the United States, or at any rate in Chicago, the transit maps of the era were lettered in a workmanlike but hardly inspired all-caps gothic.

In the UK, in contrast, the management commissioned its own typeface, the better to distinguish its messages from the commercial clutter. The emotional and psychological impact of a well-designed font was well understood.

“Nor did it stop there. Gill Sans, the font used in British railway signage until the 1960s, was designed by an apprentice to Johnston, and the creator of the ‘Keep calm’ font was clearly aware of both. One senses in all three typefaces a steely Churchillian resolve coupled with a nod to the practical: We shall never surrender. Mind the gap.”

Fierra rolled her eyes. “You’re too hard on Americans. They may have been oblivious to typography years ago, but that’s less true than it used to be. Look at the 2008 presidential campaign. The Obama campaign was praised for using the recently designed font Gotham in its graphics, which was seen as fresh and bold, emblematic of a new generation, in contrast to the dated typefaces of the McCain and Clinton campaigns, which suggested they were mired in the past. I don’t say Gotham was entirely responsible

for Obama’s victory. But it reinforced an impression carefully crafted by an organization that, where image was concerned, seldom took a step wrong.”

Little Ed now stirred himself. “I’m not especially observant, but I notice fonts,” he said. “The old typeface used on signs on the interstates, commonly called Highway Gothic, is being phased out in favor of a new one, Clearview. The project was begun years ago without publicity, but the change has been obvious to anyone who looked, and so was the reason for it: Clearview is easier to read.

“I pointed out the improvements to my wife while driving one day: ‘The x-height is taller, the counters within lowercase letters like E are larger, and the lowercase L has a serif to distinguish it from capital I and 1.’”

“I presume she had no idea what you were talking about,“ Fierra said.

“No.” “Few in the UK would have any notion either, notwithstanding the much greater awareness of typography in the digital age.

It has nothing to do with the sensibilities of the British vs. American publics, and everything to do with being a font geek. It’s like having hearing in the range of a dog’s, and about as useful. You’re attuned to details of which most people are barely aware.”

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• (1989) In the mid-1980s, convicted South Carolina murderer Michael Godwin won his appeal to avoid the electric chair and serve only life imprisonment.

In March, while sitting naked on a metal prison toilet, attempting to fix a TV set, the 28-year-old Godwin bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

• (1991) Dee Dee Jonrowe, leading the Beargrease Sled Dog Marathon in January in northern Minnesota, took a wrong turn and went 300 yards before recognizing her error. The mistake cost her team only a few minutes, but stopping to calculate her location allowed the dogs an unsupervised rest, and by the time she was ready to go, two of her dogs had begun to copulate. She was forced to wait on them for 25 minutes and lost the lead.

• (1991) In March, Florence Schreiber Powers, 44, a Ewing, New Jersey, administrative judge on trial for shoplifting two watches, called her psychiatrist to testify that Powers was under stress at the time of the incidents. The doctor said Powers was unaware of her actions “from one minute to the next,” for the following 20 reasons: a recent auto accident, a traffic ticket, a newcar purchase, overwork, husband’s kidney stones, husband’s asthma (and breathing machine that occupies their bedroom), menopausal hot flashes, an “ungodly” vaginal itch, a bad rash, fear of breast and anal

cancer, fear of dental surgery, son’s need again, and Rhatti, who suffered a broken for an asthma breathing machine, mother’s arm and shoulder, stabbed his wife in the and aunt’s illnesses, need to organize her chest, back and legs before they begged parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, need to neighbors to call an ambulance. cook Thanksgiving dinner for 20 relatives, • (1995) From the Riley County police purchase of 200 gifts for Christmas and blotter in the Kansas State University Chanukah, attempt to sell her house withnewspaper, Sept. 2: 1:33 p.m., disturbance out a real estate agent, lawsuit against wallinvolving Marcus Miles; 2:14 p.m. (differpaper cleaners, purchase ent address), “unwanted of furniture that had to be subject” (police jargon returned, and a toilet in for acquaintance who her house that was conwouldn’t leave) in the stantly running. She was home, Marcus Miles told convicted anyway. to leave; 4:08 p.m. (differ• (1991 and before) ent address), Marcus Miles That man butt Gary Arthur Medrow, 47, accused of harassment; me in my head was arrested in March in 6:10 p.m., “unwanted subMilwaukee (the latest of ject” call against Marcus his then-30-plus arrests Miles. Nov. 14: 6:47 p.m., over 23 years) for once “unwanted subject” in the again causing mischief home, Marcus Miles told by telephoning a woman to leave; 7:36 p.m. (differand trying to persuade ent address), “unwanted her to physically pick up subject” call against Maranother person and carry cus Miles. Nov. 20: 2:05 her around a room. In a.m. (different address), the latest incident, after “unwanted subject” charge repeatedly calling, he told against Marcus Miles; 2:55 her another woman had a.m. (different address), been impersonating her, disturbance involving had been in an accident, and had been seen Marcus Miles; 3:07 a.m. (different address), carrying someone away (and that Medrow “unwanted subject” charge against Marneeded evidence that she could or could not cus Miles; 4:11 a.m. (different address), do that). He had previously talked cheer“unwanted subject” report made against leaders, motel workers and business execuMarcus Miles. tives into lifting and carrying.

• (1996) A pre-trial hearing was sched• (1992) A 38-year-old man, unidentified uled in Lamar, Missouri, on Joyce Lehr’s in news reports, was hospitalized in Princlawsuit against the county for injuries from eton, West Virginia, in October with guna 1993 fall in the icy, unplowed parking shot wounds. He had been drinking beer lot of the local high school. The Carthage and cleaning his three guns - and had acciPress reported that Lehr claimed damage to dentally shot himself with each one. He said nearly everything in her body. According to the first shot didn’t hurt, the second “stung a her petition: “All the bones, organs, muscles, little,” and the third “really hurt,” prompting tendons, tissues, nerves, veins, arteries, ligahim to call for help. ments ... discs, cartilages, and the joints of • (1994) In Toronto in March, Sajid her body were fractured, broken, ruptured, Rhatti, 23, and his 20-year-old wife brawled punctured, compressed, dislocated, sepaover whether Katey Sagal, who plays Peg rated, bruised, contused, narrowed, abrased, Bundy on Married With Children, is pretlacerated, burned, cut, torn, wrenched, tier than Christina Applegate, who plays her swollen, strained, sprained, inflamed and daughter. First, the wife slashed Rhatti in infected.” the groin with a wine bottle as they scuffled, • (1999) From a May police report in but she dressed his wounds and the couple The Messenger (Madisonville, Kentucky), sat down again to watch another episode of concerning two trucks being driven curithe show. Moments later, the brawl erupted ously on a rural road: A man would drive a

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• (2002) The Lane brothers of New York, Mr. Winner Lane, 44, and Mr. Loser Lane, 41 (their actual birth names), were profiled in a July Newsday report, made more interesting by the fact that Loser is successful (a police detective in South Bronx) and Winner is not (a history of petty crimes). A sister said she believes her parents selected “Winner” because their late father was a big baseball fan and chose “Loser” just to complete the pairing.

• (2004) The New York Times reported in February on a Washington, D.C., man whose love of music led him, in the 1960s, to meticulously hand-make and handpaint facsimilie record album covers of his fantasized music, complete with imagined lyric sheets and liner notes (with some “albums” even shrink-wrapped), and even more incredibly, to hand-make cardboard fascimilies of actual grooved discs to put inside them. “Mingering Mike,” whom a reporter and two hobbyists tracked down (but who declined to be identified in print) also made real music, on tapes, using his and friends’ voices to simulate instruments. His 38 imagined “albums” were discovered at a flea market after Mike defaulted on storagelocker fees, and the hobbyists who found them said they were so exactingly done that a major museum would soon feature them.

• (1988) And finally, there was ol’ Hal Warden, the Tennessee 16-year-old who was married at 15 and granted a divorce from his wife, 13. Hal had previously been married at age 12 to a 14-year-old (and fathered children with both), but the first wife divorced Hal because, she told the judge, “He was acting like a 10-year-old.” CS By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

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Kerra Holtgren graduated from SCAD in 2008, with a BA in Media and Performing Arts; she minored in Music for Performance. All of those fancy words pretty much boil down to “Kerra likes to be onstage.”

She’s good at it, too, as anyone who remembers her work in the Savannah Actor’s Theatre production of Clive Barker’s Crazy Face back in 2006 can attest. She also

did a number of student movies, and SCAD stage plays.

“I always thought I would do acting — theater, TV, film—but it didn’t really work out for me in that way,” says Holtgren, who moved back to Baltimore (the ol’ hometown) after graduation.

“I was kinda better at being a musician, I guess. I actually found my jazz voice while I was living down in Savannah. I was singing a lot of show tunes and stuff like that, but then I found out ‘Hey, I can sing jazz pretty well.’ I actually wrote my first song, ‘Whacka-Mole,’ in Savannah.”

In Baltimore, she’s part of several bands; one just plays weddings and the odd special

occasion; another is called Voodoo Pharmacology, which combines robust theatricality with what Holtgren describes as “psychedelic Americana.” Voodoo Pharm will perform at Barrelhouse South on June 28.

She’s in town this week, for three solo performances — the Sentient Bean June 5, the Wormhole (part of the First Friday Art March) June 6, and Ampersand June 7. Visiting her former stomping grounds, as it were.

Holtgren sings and plays baritone ukulele. Her songs are non-linear, elliptically lyrical and, well, kind of captivating (see “Her Father and Her”). She’s both odd

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MUSIC EVERY THURS-SUN Jazz composer, organist and bandleader Doug Carn. can read about elsewhere in this issue, is the main attraction).

Run, do not walk, to check out Doug Carn Friday afternoon at Rousakis. A keyboard player, composer and arranger, Carn (who co-headlined the Savannah Jazz Festival in 2013) is a legend in jazz and funk; he arranged and played on the first two Earth, Wind & Fire albums in the early ‘70s, and was the cornerstone of the Black Jazz record label (in those days, as part of a duo act with wife Jean Carn).

Hitting the Rousakis stage Friday at 8 p.m. (following a set by our own kickass Eric Culberson Band) is the AJ Ghent Band, which you might have seen in Forsyth Park last year, at the finale of the Midnight Garden Ride.

It’s a sacred steel band. Unlike other sacred steel players, Ghent plays the brutally raw-sounding slide guitar strapped around his neck. He drapes his left hand, his fretting hand, OVER the neck. “It was definitely something I had to develop,” he told me. “Because I was used to playing sitting down, for so long, when I started standing up it was like learning the instrument all over again. It was a lot of trial and error, but Blues you can use I got the hang of it. I wanted to do someThe big Blues Weekend is upon us, thing so new, and so fresh, and bring even with Blues on Broughton Friday ( June 6) more excitement back to the instrument.” and city-sponsored blues and jazz shows Did I mention that Ghent, whose family Friday at City Market, and Friday and Sattree includes some of the great architects of urday at Rousakis Plaza on River Street.

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She bought the big uke as a Christmas present for herself, she says, because once she started singing she couldn’t stop, and doing open mics a cappella was a strain on the ol’ performance skills. “Then I started writing really weird songs,” Holtgren says.

“I taught myself; I’m not classically trained or anything. Half the time I don’t even know what chords I play.”

Here’s the best part: Her solo “persona” is called the Swedish Fist.

Why the Swedish Fist, you ask? Why not?

“My friend was doing roller derby at the time,” Holtgren explains, “and I used to go to her matches. I was like ‘Wow, this is so cool. I would love to roller skate.’ But I’ve never broken a bone, I’ve never had a cavity, so I was like ‘I don’t think this is really a sport for me.’ I’m so unbalanced; I’m clumsy as all hell.

“But everyone’s got their cool names, so I was just like ‘Man, if I ever DID do roller derby I would be the Swedish Fist.’”

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Ruthie Foster has played the Savannah Music Festival twice in recent years, and each time the audience came away feeling they’d seen and heard something extraordinary.

With a strong, clear and impossibly soulful voice, Foster excels at richly textured music painted in blues. She’s received five trophies from the Blues Music Awards, including the coveted Koko Taylor Award for Female Artist of the Year (twice), and was nominated for a Grammy in 2013 for her album Let it Burn.

Foster is therefore quite the coup for Savannah’s free “Blues on Broughton” concert June 6. It’s the kickoff for the city’s “Blues, Jazz & BBQ” weekend, with some pretty impressive performing artists rocking the blues on Rousakis Plaza.

Yet there’s so much more to Ruthie Foster than gritty blues/rock (she’ll remind you, at first, of Bonnie Raitt or Susan Tedeschi). Most significantly, the native of Gause,

Texas, was part of a large gospel-singing family, and many of her best recordings are, full-throated and joyful gospel tunes, rich in harmony and bathed in soul. And cover versions that can make you re-examine the original song from the inside out.

Let it Burn was recorded in New Orleans, with sizzling-hot musicians including George Porter, Jr., Ike Stubblefield and gospel’s Blind Boys of Alabama. Among its electrifying covers are David Crosby’s “Long Time Gone,” Adele’s “Set Fire to the Rain,” William Bell’s “You Don’t Miss Your Water” —and June Carter Cash’s “Ring of Fire,” arranged as a smoky, jazz/blues ballad.

Foster, who’ll perform with her guitar, plus a drummer and bass player, remembers being in Savannah even before her Music Festival days. In the 1990s, she was the featured vocalist in the U.S. Navy’s pop/funk band Pride, which performed on several occasions in Forsyth Park.

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Ruthie Foster: I grew up in a small community, and gospel was a huge part of what my family did. Singing with my relatives in church gave me the confidence to even want to continue my music career. On the radio in Texas, we got everything from Conjunto to blues. That was just cool, learning all of that with my ear, so early.

I went to music school in Waco, and that had a lot to do with learning the nuts and bolts of music—arrangement and all of that.

And having all these great musicians around me early on, in my early 20s, was great. I cut my teeth on a lot of blues and Tejano stuff, ‘cause I was in a blues band where you had to throw in a little bit of Spanish here and there.

I started out in gospel, and that’s always going to be my base sound, I guess. And what I always quote-unquote come home to. Stylistically. I think it developed by being open to just wanting to sing, and taking what I could get. And blues was a real wideopen space for me. And it came naturally.

think I’m ready to just do this now. Get back into music full time.” Because obviously, it’s where my heart was. You know, I was one of those Navy seamen, I’d just sit at my post and play guitar. And try not to get caught doing it!

Are you in a good place with your career?

Are you happy with it?

Ruthie Foster: I am. It hasn’t been one of those things where it’s given to me, for sure.

It may look like it has, with all the awards and recognition, but I’ve worked. And sacrificed relationships, and being around my family. I still do, in some ways. This is no joke, when you really want to get to that place that, you know, means something to you. Yeah, it’s great to be recognized, but I’m a worker, too. I come from farmers, where you work from sunup to sundown. That’s the way I work in music, too.

Have you got another record coming?

Ruthie Foster: Yes I have! I actually went back to writing a little bit more; I wrote half But the music you make now covers such a of this one. Meshell N’degeocello produced wide array of styles ... it. She and I have been trying to get together to do something for a couple of years now, Ruthie Foster: I started out playing songs and we each found a hole in our schedules.

by Sam Cooke and Aretha Franklin on the We’re calling it Promise of a Brand New Day guitar in a folk club. Because I figured no —that’s an a cappella song I wrote for it. It’s one else was doing it. Everybody else was bluesy also—there’s a cut I wrote in there doing traditional folk songs. I wanted to do with William Bell at his studio in Atlanta. It something really different. I guess that kinda should be out Aug. 19, and we’ll be touring started the mix for me. with it. CS And growing up being a guitar player around gospel guitar players. Their rhythm Blues, Jazz & BBQ is really different. So I took a lot of that gos- Admission: Free pel rhythm on guitar, and brought that to the folk realm. That gave my guitar playing Blues on Broughton/Ruthie Foster a little more rhythm, a little something difWhere: Broughton Street (between Drayton and Bull) ferent than you would see with a lot of the When: 6-9 p.m. Friday, June 6 folk players.

Why did you join the Navy?

Ruthie Foster: I had always wanted to be in some sort of military band, ever since they came to our high school. I thought that was just so cool to be able to do that for a living.

And get paid for it without the struggles: You get in, and you start playing.

But I think I wanted to get into the band because it was what I knew. When I got into the military, I worked around helicopters. I just took whatever they had open. I wasn’t even in the music program.

I was out in San Diego, in a helicopter squadron there, and I guess I just got to this point where I’d had this musical training— I was taking a break from it—and I said “I

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Last summer, the powers that be at the Lucas Theatre tried something new: A cabaret series, utilizing only the stage area.

A capacity-100 audience sat on sofas, and at cocktail tables, as vocalists crooned to piano or guitar accompaniment. Drinks were served. Fun was had.

To just about everyone’s surprise, over 90 percent of these intimate events sold out. The people of Savannah are starved for something cool to do during the summer months, and the Lucas is hardly used between the music festival in the spring and the start of symphony season in the fall.

So cabaret turned out to be a win/win.

Cabaret season 2014 starts this week at the Lucas, and it runs concurrently with an expanded summer film series.

Cabaret planning was underway when someone on the Lucas staff noticed the series of Mel Brooks comedies scheduled for June and July.

“We were tossing out ideas and someone said ‘You know, a Mel Brooks Cabaret would be a ton of fun,’” says Erin Muller, the theater’s production coordinator. “Because it would be a departure from our standard cabaret, which has been a lot of jazz standards, music that’s the kind people would expect to hear in that kind of setting.”

Brooks, of course, is famous for the

musical numbers—many of which he composed himself —in his films.

The Lucas’ summer opens June 5 with a “Mel Brooks Cabaret,” orchestrated by the series’ musical director Kim Steiner. There’s another all-Mel show on June 26. Expect them both to be jammed with wacky tunes from The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and Young Frankenstein, all of which are screening during June.

“We wanted it to be a little companion thing—where we’re doing the cabarets, and you can hear the music,” says Muller. “And for the people that doesn’t really appeal to, we’re showing the films. I’m sure there’s Mel Brooks Cabaret. June 5.

Film: Spaceballs. June 6.

Film: Alien. June 7.

Cabaret: Bay Street Theatre. June 12.

Film: Young Frankenstein. June 13.

Film: Hook. June 14.

Classic Cabaret. June 19.

Film: Blazing Saddles. June 20.

Mel Brooks Cabaret. June 26.

Film: The Producers. June 27.

Film: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

June 28.

Cabaret: Meggie Kensler. July 10.

Film: Big Fish. July 11.

Film: Matilda. July 12.

Cabaret: Velvet Caravan. July 17.

going to be some crossover there in the audiences.”

(Here’s hoping the cabarets will include Brooks’ show-stoppers from High Anxiety and History of the World, Part One.) Because of the success of the cabaret series in 2013, the capacity for each event has been upped to 125. Tickets are $30 per person; all shows start at 7 p.m.

Movie admission is $8 adults, $5 student/ senior/military. Most screenings are at 7 p.m.

Tickets and additional info at savannahboxoffice.com CS Cabaret: City Hotel. July 24.

Film: The Secret of Nimh. July 26.

Cabaret: Trae Gurley. July 31.

Film: Back to the Future. Aug. 1.

Film: Back to the Future Part II. Aug. 2 (3 p.m.).

Film: Back to the Future Part III. Aug. 2 (7 p.m.).

Cabaret: Roger Moss/Kim Polote. Aug. 7.

Film: Fried Green Tomatoes. Aug. 9.

Cabaret: Edith Piaf. Aug. 14.

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A rising of the arts

By Lauren Flotte

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Recently the air in Savannah has been thick with more than just the coastal humidity. Unity around the arts has spurred a palpable buzz that is spreading outside area art circles. With recent acknowledgements of the creative hub Savannah is becoming in leading national news sources (New York Times, I’m talking about you) and hometown recognition of communitywide art events, such as the First Friday Art March being voted by the readers of Connect (thank you all very much) the Best Art Show in Savannah, it seems that art is increasingly becoming an essential part of the Savannah experience.

As a leader of Art Rise Savannah, an arts non-profit that produces the programs the First Friday Art March, Fresh Exhibitions and the Savannah Art Informer, I’ve witnessed firsthand the excitement the public has about the strengthening art scene.

Art Rise isn’t the only group that is actively propelling Savannah’s creative identify forward. We are joined by new arts organization, ARC Savannah, led by some of Savannah’s principal artists and art advocates, and long-time organization, the

Savannah Art Association.

But it’s not just about art organizations.

What would the Art March be if there weren’t a neighborhood of galleries and small businesses embracing art? A growing number of galleries throughout the city offer beautiful and stimulating cultural experiences.

On a grander scale, the City of Savannah’s recent unveiling of designs for a new Cultural Arts Center demonstrates the city’s investment in the arts both as a cultural and economic engine.

And it’s impossible to talk about art in Savannah without mentioning SCAD. While SCAD is the most prominent art entity in town, this has come with benefits and downsides. While SCAD has attracted thousands of talented artists, both faculty and students, and presents art programming to the city, its presence has in many ways shadowed the local art community.

An institution of its size in a small city can suffocate grassroots efforts to gain visibility for arts, since many art outsiders see SCAD as the beginning and end of art in Savannah.

But perhaps the tide is changing. I recently wrote an article for the Savannah Art Informer (find it at the savanahartinformer.org) about SCAD’s decision to retire the sculpture program on its Savannah campus and to relinquish its lease on the program’s home, Boundary Hall.

Boundary Hall, beloved by students as a haven for messy, hands-on art making, will be the new home of The Creative Coast.

TCC plans to transform the old industrial brick space into the Creators’ Foundry. This new space hopes to be home to entrepreneurs, funders and creatives, highlighting the relationship between art, innovation, and

economic prosperity.

With signs that SCAD is focusing more on the Design in its name, than the Art, perhaps this is the moment when art propagators will rise to fill the void. With new artistic ventures and organizations, local arts are now offering a widening community, as well as forgotten fine art students, a lens into a world of creativity and fine arts.

Artists and art organizations working together to grow and highlight local talent can bring value to the arts locally, while also attracting the attention of a larger audience. As artists’ careers expand and cultural events boom, Savannah can launch into the national consciousness as an art destination, a designation that would encourage more than just the arts to flourish in the city.

So, what’s the point? Beyond it being an optimistic view of Savannah’s future, it’s also an introduction to the current climate and to the perspectives of this columnist.

I’m here to share stories of the people, places, and events that are influential to the art scene from the inside. This column aims to bring thoughtful commentary, awareness, and appreciation to ground-up efforts to transform Savannah into a thriving art city.

Although you can always look to this page to find accounts of the action, I do invite you to witness it first-hand this First Friday at the Art March. This is my first and only shameless plug (my fingers might be crossed as I write this), so come experience the artistic and cultural contributions your neighbors are making to the community.

And while you’re there, say hello to me, your source for the heartbeat of Savannah.

Lauren Flotte is President of the Board of Directors of ArtRise Savannah.

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Joe’s Homemade takes top spot in SAV’s heart of Florida and its intense heat, came up to special skill that shows itself in every item a dinner party for friends—what could be Savannah during a vacation, and both hapon the menu. better than looking over a table of happy pened to be strolling in Lafayette Square— people eating the food I’d prepared,” says “We give people what they want, but “Savannah’s #1 Restaulike to kick it up a notch!” The pesto, fresh Joe, almost wistfully. ”It gave me great rant”—that’s what it said on TripAdvi- and what else do two foodies talk about? made each day, features walnuts instead of It was a subject they both wanted to satisfaction.” sor.com. I thought about that a moment. the usual pinenuts, because they improve explore more fully and thus the culinary What began as a personal interest tranWe’ve got some truly special places here the flavor and texture. The salads are made scended into a catering business that has to satisfy your appetite—and many of them partnership began. with organic artisan greens and sandwiches “One of our great pleasures was holding garnered awards all over the city. Joe has a appear on the top of the lists on this popular website for those who want to know the best spot for good food, comfortable accommodations or which attractions are worth your time and money.

I’ve made it to #3 on their list of top Reviewers in Savannah, myself, so I like to take a look to see who’s inched their way up the lists and was, admittedly, surprised to see that “Joe’s Homemade,” a tiny little café off Waters Avenue made it to #1.

Not only that—but Joe’s Homemade was also voted “Best Caterer” in Connect Savannah’s Best of Savannah Readers Poll this year, for the very first time, and even catered the awards party.

Yes, it’s small, a neat little box snuggled between the popular Sweet Spice and Authentic Filipino Cuisine on 70th and Waters. When I’ve had an urge toward the more exotic cuisines I’d always noticed this unassuming spot while headed in for braised oxtail and plantains or shrimp-stuffed lumpia, and meant to check them out.

I ask the gentleman behind the counter, “Are you Joe?” and he gives a sweetly patient smile that shows he’s heard this many times before—“No, we’re all ‘Joe’ here! Just call the name and anyone of us will answer!”

This is Don Holland, the manager and social media whiz. “I talk to the customers and ‘Chef ’ does the cooking—I’m not allowed in the kitchen!” he laughs.

“Chef ” is Teddy ‘Joe’ Paskevich, who sits chatting with a soon-to-be-bride about her cake, making suggestions and going over drawings he’s made for the design. She is obviously pleased as punch with his work, and I decide to take a seat and peruse the menu.

Fresh salads with house-made dressings, sandwiches, Panini, soups and decadent desserts—fairly simple at first, but you quickly notice there is nothing ordinary about the food served here.

Neither Chef Joe nor Don started out in life with the idea of becoming caterers, but had developed the idea after retirement gave Teddy ‘Joe’ Paskevich and Don Holland are the powers-that-be behind Joe’s them time to nurture their other talents.

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Since the catering is 85 percent of the business, the café is small and intimate, but there is a discussion about opening a larger place downtown once a good spot is found.

I, for one, can hardly wait. To know that those exquisite baked goods are available throughout the day, and not just at lunch time, will be a major temptation—but one I look forward to!

The most well-loved dessert here is the German Chocolate Brownie torte, laced

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Brides love Joe’s Homemade, and at least half of those who seek him out are Destination Brides—hopeful ladies from all over U.S. who want historic Savannah as the beautiful venue for their special day.

Any charity that deals with children or the Arts can always find their catering needs served well here, and Thanksgiving brings an incredible surge of orders from those who would rather have Joe prepare an exquisite repast than have themselves suffering all day in the kitchen.

They are small, but popular, becoming well-known in the area not only for their unique recipes, but customer service beyond reproach and an inventiveness that can lend sparkle to any kind of gathering, from huge museum events to afternoon tea.

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Which state is best at beer? with East Coast presences. New Belgium, Sierra Nevada and Oskar Blues are spending millions of dollars on secondary facilities in North Carolina, creating hundreds of jobs and making the state a true hub of the South Carobrewing industry, rivaling the last century’s lina’s craft brewing concentration in locales like St. Louis, Milindustry has come a waukee and Chicago. long way in a very short There are currently 29 breweries in South time, and a new law may help the state Carolina, compared to a whopping 117 in become a big player in the craft beer market. North Carolina. Asheville has more brewerOnly a few years ago, the state was enforc- ies per capita than any other U.S. city, with ing an archaic limit of 6.2 percent alcoholroughly one per every 8,000 residents and is by-volume on all beers sold in the state, colloquially known as Beer City USA. effectively excluding it from participating When San Diego, CA’s Stone Brewing in the leading edge of the current craft beer Co. announced plans to open a new East revolution.

Coast location, South Carolina decided to Due to the efforts of the South Carolina throw its hat into the ring. Stone is the tenth Brewers Association, that limit was removed largest brewery in the country and is known for big, hoppy ales like Ruination IPA and the brewing industry in the state has taken off, with more than twenty new brew- and Arrogant Bastard as well as artisanal, eries coming online, creating new jobs, tour- experimental beers like Southern Charred, an exquisitely complex barrel-aged American ist destinations and expanding its regional culinary prominence. Westbrook, River Dog Strong Ale. For South Carolina to be considered, they and COAST are producing some of the needed to meet Stone’s extensive best beer available anyrequirements, which where in the world, meant changing the just across the state law yet again. After line from us in months of back Savannah. and forth between Last summer, the state’s existSouth Carolina ing craft brewers brewers saw more and distributors, freedom with the a compromise has passing of the been reached and “Pint Bill”, which South Carolina is allowed brewerpoised to reap the ies to sell pints benefits of being of site-made beer one of the most on premises at the beer-friendly states brewery. This addiin the south. tional revenue stream The new law helps small breweries allows breweries to keep their heads above have restaurants on water during lean start site which is a big deal up years and helps more for Stone, whose World well-known breweries attract even more tourBistro and Gardens are a ists for the opportunity large part of the draw at to drink rare brews at the their Escondido and San source.

Diego sites. It also raises Despite this progress, the amount of beer that can be sold on premises South Carolina was still and allows breweries to behind its neighbor to sell beer brewed off-site the north, whose more included those made lenient alcohol laws were drawing big name craft by other beer brands. breweries to expand With the changes

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to the law, South Carolina has positioned itself as a serious contender for the new facility, which is expected to bring an immediate impact of 400 jobs and a $31 million investment. Stone has not announced a deal yet for their new location, and there are no guarantees that a South Carolina city will make the cut even with the new standards in place.

But if not Stone, another large craft brewery would be wise to take advantage of the new opportunities afforded in the state.

While the craft brewing climate in South Carolina is improving by leaps and bounds, Florida is still trying to find common ground between brewers and wholesalers.

The home of creative, well-respected craft breweries like Cigar City, Cycle and Funky Buddha, some of Florida’s state legislators are looking to add new restrictions to small breweries.

A bill approved by the state senate empowers Florida breweries to sell the popular 64 oz size of growlers in addition to the currently allowed 32 oz growlers. That’s the good news. The bad news is that it also restricts the amount of beer breweries can sell directly to consumers, which would be harmful to bringing in outside investment in new breweries and in allowing the current crop of small breweries to remain in the state as they grow.

This leaves Georgia literally and figuratively in the middle, looking at these two states as potential models for moving forward. The tide has turned in favor of relaxing restrictions on small breweries.

Nationally, craft beer grew 13% in 2013, with powerhouse North Carolina growing 30% in number of brewery openings according to the Brewers Association.

Georgia is very far behind progressive states like North Carolina, Oregon and Colorado in terms of craft beer friendly legislation. For example, Georgia is one of only four states that doesn’t allow growler sales (or any beer sales at all, for that matter) at breweries.

The current ability for Georgia breweries to host tours and tastings is a great start; but to be competitive and participate in this field of rapid growth, fans of craft beer need to support their breweries and the Georgia Craft Brewers Guild as they get ready to lobby for more freedom to grow.

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As it rolled up to the Arches bar at the Olde Pink House on Reynolds Square, the metal shipping container looked like it might contain a fleet of muscular motorcycles, or perhaps a well-kept zoo animal.

When the side door swung open, however, the sleek interior and barstools revealed that this must be the mobile headquarters of the Summer of Riesling, a marketing crusade conceived to promote the delicious multiplicity of what its organizers call “the world’s greatest grape.”

In no time flat, two men with drills transformed the trailer-bound container into an ambient chill space with mirrors and soft lighting. A small group of invitees ascended a few stairs to enter, and once everyone was settled, the pouring began.

Since 2011, Stuart Pigott and Paul Grieco have traveled the country with a small staff, spreading the gospel of Riesling at restaurants and foodie events. They’re not at it to hawk any particular label, but to simply convince sommeliers and customers of the superiority of this white wine originally grown and barreled in Germany’s Rhine Valley.

Often dismissed as cloyingly sweet, Riesling manifests in myriad flavors and has found passionate champions in this pair of professional wine lovers. Pigott is a British wine critic who makes his home in Berlin, writing primarily about the under-sung glory of German wines. (His new book, The Best White Wine on Earth: The Riesling Book, will be released later this month.) His partner-in-wine Grieco served as sommelier at the award-winning Gramercy Tavern and is the co-owner and general manager of the über-popular Hearth in NYC’s East Village.

This year’s 12-day tour took them to gastronomic vortices all along the Eastern seaboard, starting in Key West and trundling through Charleston, Baltimore and Washington, DC before winding up back in Manhattan, where they’ve manning the summer-long campaign through Twitter (@ SummerRiesling).

If these gentlemen believe Riesling ought to be at the top of their wine racks, oenophiles might want to listen.

They were preaching to the choir in Savannah, where Connect’s Best of Savannah sommelier Jason Restivo helped draw local palates to the Riesling Road Trip train. Formerly of the Olde Pink House, Restivo now oversees the wine list at Garibaldi’s and has long embraced Riesling as a go-to wine.

“It’s a great surprise—it not just sweet. It’s dry, it’s floral, it’s rich,” he says, adding that

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Riesling aficionados Paul Grieco (left) and Stuart Pigott recently rolled their mobile bar into Savannah to promote what they call ‘the world’s greatest grape.’ its characteristic brightness pairs well with the salty flavor of Southern food. He also offers that Riesling’s relatively low alcohol content makes it an ideal beverage to accompany lunch fare on into the afternoon, as Savannahians do so love to start drinking early in the day.

Still, he understands that it can be an acquired preference. “It’s like collards—it can take time to develop a taste for anything.”

Restivo first became acquainted with the Summer of Riesling via social media and was thrilled when he was contacted to host a stop on the tour.

“When they emailed, I was like ‘Halleuljah!’” he laughs. “It’s a real honor to be included in the hipster wine movements that have sprung up in Birmingham and Charleston.”

No local wine gathering would be complete without Christian Depken, who calls Riesling “the most important wine in the world.” He sells over 40 varieties of it at Le Chai, his charming galerie du vin on the south side of Forsyth Park.

Of the first pouring featuring a super dry 2012 Gunderloch Nackenheim from the Rheinhessen region, he looked triumphant.

“See? Not sweet at all.”

An expert on terroir (the effects of climate, geology and geography upon a particular grape), Depken pronounced the minerality and apricot notes of the Gunderloch superb, explaining that “the stony soil of the Rheinhessen makes wines taste sleeker than they actually are.”

It was followed by another dry Riesling, a 2012 Wittmann Westhofener also from the Rheinhessen region, evoking approving murmurs all around.

“It made me want to shuck oysters and eat Saltines,” reports Restivo.

After demonstrating the elegance and aridity of Riesling, Pigott and Greico moved on to a 2012 CH Berres of the Mosel region and a 2012 Prinz von Hessen of Rheingau, both sweeter but still balanced. (Depken invoked the German term for residual sugar content, Qualitätswein bestimmter Anbaugebiet, better known as QbA.) Going from dry to sweet is the opposite of what Prime Wine and Spirits distributor Jason Ohmann described as “the Riesling tasting cycle.”

“People will start with the sweet stuff and then go forth into the more complex, structured wines,” described Ohmann. “Then you end up back at sweet again.”

Indeed, the Riesling road trip officially ended with the 2012 Dr. Loosen Spätlese Ürziger Würzgarten, which literally translates into “spice of the garden” and filled the nostrils with a creamy earthiness.

“It made me want to go to Leopold’s and get a sundae,” applauded Restivo, who has been invited to Germany to attend a seminar on the region’s wine industry this July.

The Summer of Riesling trailer definitely shook up a few skeptics that evening.

To reward their new converts, Pigott and Greico broke out an unoffical bottle of 1992 Nussbrunnen Schloss Schönborn, a special treat that inspired a hearty toast to Riesling’s honor—neither the first or the last on the junket.

Pigott later wrote on his blog that the “combination of hedonism and professional curiosity at those tastings delighted me.

That is really the Riesling Spirit.”

While he and Grieco say that 2014 will be their last whirlwind wine tour, Pigott says he won’t rest until he has convinced the masses of Riesling’s merit: “There’s still plenty of work to be done to inform the many Americans who still think it is just a sweet, foreign beverage!”

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The Meantime — An exhibition of recent illustrations and paintings by Simon Cooper.

Opening reception will be held first Friday, June 6, 6-9 pm. Through June 30 at Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Mountains, Cities, and Temples: Travel Drawings — Drawings and mixed media works by

Julia Haywood. Free and open to the public Through June 8 at Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave.

Moving off the Grid: Acrylic Abstractions in Color and Line — Paintings by Stephen Darr. Geo-

metric abstractions, influenced by circuit boards and underground subway maps. A portion of proceeds benefit Hospice Savannah, Inc. Through June 30 at Hospice Savannah, 1352 Eisenhower Dr.

Nathan Mabry: Process (B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E) — A six-piece, sculpture-based installa-

tion exhibited in the Alex Townsend Grand Courtyard. Mabry appropriates figures of Rodin’s “The Burghers of Calais,” adorning them with familiar American mascot heads.

SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Paintings by Johanna Hopkinson — Savannah mixed media artist and painter whose work reflects the natural world. Artist’s reception June 6, from 2-4 pm. Through June 30 at Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St.

Paintings by Sharon Saseen & Jewelry by Randee Powell — In June, Gallery 209 presents

Sharon Saseen’s iconic paintings of Savannah and the South, and Randee Powell’s linen macrame jewelry incorporating semiprecious gemstones, seashells and crystals.

Through June 30 at Gallery 209, 209 E River St. Photographs of Fort Pulaski — The Muse is

an exhibition of photographs by Shannon Christopher, shot on Cockspur Island and at Fort Pulaski. Through July 27 at Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island.

Rivers: Exhibition by Tim Rollins and K.O.S. (Kids of Survival) — Collaborative paintings inspired

by speeches/writings/music of Martin Luther King, Jr., Harriet Jacobs, Mark Twain, W.E.B. Du Bois & Duke Ellington. Through June 8 at SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

The Three Muses — Tremain Farrar, Stephanie Meyer, and Michelle Willows come together for this three-woman exhibition of their works, which are primarily illustration, but also painting, graphic design images and more. Prints and originals in all shapes and sizes. Through June 8 at The Butcher Tattoo Studio, 19 East Bay cs

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Maleficent

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Are revisionist takes on beloved children’s stories a passing fancy, or should we expect a glut of them over the coming decades?

Like the excellent Broadway hit Wicked and the execrable Hollywood hit Oz the Great and Powerful, both of which demonstrated how the Wicked Witch of the West didn’t start out as a major-league villain, Maleficent takes the evil sorceress from Sleeping Beauty and rationally explains how she also found herself journeying to the dark side.

At this rate, can we soon expect to see an infant Cruella De Vil viciously attacked by a rabid dalmatian, or a teenage Ursula the Sea Witch bullied by her mermaid peers?

Whereas the two Wizard of Oz prequels made sure that their stories flowed seamlessly into L. Frank Baum’s tale without upsetting his established narrative, Maleficent feels as if it hews closer to the “alternate universe” theory popular in superhero comic books.

Yet even this might be false, as the film’s narrator ( Janet McTeer) insists that the story we’ve heard over the years isn’t entirely accurate.

Translation: Expect some fundamental changes to the legend most people know from either Charles Perrault’s original fairy tale La Belle au bois dormant or Disney’s 1959 animated version Sleeping Beauty.

In this new picture, Maleficent is painted as a kind and gentle fairy, not only as a child but once she grows into womanhood (and played at this point by Angelina Jolie). It’s only after she’s betrayed by a man who predictably places more importance on power than romance (insecure guys, feel free to insert a NotAllMen meme here) that she lashes out in righteous anger. Circumstances lead to her placing a curse on the beautiful young Princess Aurora (portrayed in her teen years by Elle Fanning), but as she comes to know the child in her guise as Aurora’s “fairy godmother,” Maleficent begins to question her own judgment.

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disastrous decision that all but guaranteed the film had little chance of succeeding. Ted worked largely because MacFarlane stayed off-screen and only provided the voice of the talking teddy bear, leaving the heavy acting to Mark Wahlberg.

By casting himself as the star in this film, MacFarlane reveals his limitations in spectacular style: A lightweight presence, he provides only standup schtick when a real characterization is required.

As Albert, a sheep farmer who hates everything about the gritty, dangerous West, the part could have been interesting in the hands of, say, Bradley Cooper or Paul Rudd.

In MacFarlane’s mitts, he’s nothing but a vapid quip generator, and the auteur’s miscasting is only accentuated by the presence of such notable talents as Charlize Theron (natural and relaxed as a sympathetic sharpshooter) and Liam Neeson (a rare turn as a scowling villain).

As expected, the movie is crammed with crudity - no problem; so was Ted (and Blazing Saddles, for that matter). But Ted smartly allowed the raunchy material to emanate from its furry protagonist’s predilections: Recall, for instance, his initial wooing of his A Million Ways to Die in the West cute co-worker at the supermarket.

O With Million Ways, MacFarlane is conWriter-director Seth MacFarlane, he of Family Guy infamy, provided a million ways tent to act like a monkey flinging its own to laugh in the multiplex with the release of poop at everyone in close proximity, and the hilarious 2012 blockbuster Ted, a film so most of the material, unshackled from anything of import, is either stretched beyond popular that a sequel is inevitably heading the breaking point (the explosive diarrhea our way next year.

It’s hard to imagine A Million Ways to Die suffered by Neil Patrick Harris’ supercilious in the West earning enough bank to similarly dandy) or witless in the first place (a sheep ensure a followup, as this fledgling franchise urinating on Albert’s face).

This isn’t to say A Million Ways to Die in barely has enough worthy gags to fill out the West is completely devoid of workingeven one movie. order humor. Casting Gilbert Gottfried in That’s not to say MacFarlane doesn’t try the small role of Abraham Lincoln is pure mighty hard in his attempts to wallop the demented genius - why didn’t Steven Spielfunny bone. The filmmaker clearly hopes berg think of it? - and a pair of surprise that his comic Western will be this generation’s companion piece to Mel Brooks’ 1974 cameos by actors revisiting old roles really do delight. classic Blazing Saddles, a picture so revered And Albert’s contention that the West that it rests in the number 6 slot on the offers nothing but death results in a few American Film Institute’s list of the 100 funny and/or shocking moments (ice, anyfunniest American movies of all time (the one?). But genuine laughs are few and far highest ranked of three Brooks flicks, with The Producers at number 11 and Young Fran- between; the only way this movie could work is in an edited version running 15 minkenstein at number 13). utes, tops.

Stay through Million Ways’ end credits and you’ll even witness a direct swipe of Blazing Saddles’ funniest line. But while both FADING GIGOLO works are packed end to end with nonstop OOP gags, the hit-to-miss ratio is at opposite In 1980, audiences caught a glimpse of points of the spectrum, with the new picture a full-frontal Richard Gere in American only scoring, on average, once every 10 or so Gigolo, in a sequence that doubtless aided minutes. his ascension as a Hollywood hunk. John In addition to serving as director, proTurturro doesn’t go similarly buck naked ducer, co-scripter and co-lyricist, MacFarin Fading Gigolo - heck, he actually showed 32 lane also handed himself the leading role, a more skin when he bared his butt in one of JUN 4-10, 2014

production designer (Avatar, Alice in Wonderland), so it’s a given that Maleficent looks magnificent.

Unfortunately, Stromberg opts to go for cuteness on too many occasions - some of the forest denizens are about as menacing as Ewoks, and the three good fairies, played in both live-action and CGI incarnations by Imelda Staunton, Lesley Manville and Juno Temple, are even more annoying than their animated 1959 counterparts - and this tends to undermine the sense of pungent menace suggested by the film’s dark, dank look.

Still, any weaknesses melt in the wake of Jolie’s excellent work as the title figure. With dabs of CGI enhancing her already striking visage, Jolie moves through the film with the ease and confidence of a panther striding through the jungle, and her relationship with Aurora (Fanning is just fine, if a bit underused) provides the picture with its sizable emotional heft.

Maleficent may struggle during some of the passages in which Jolie is absent, but whenever she commands the screen, the picture can be wickedly good.

those awful Transformers sequels - but it’s not entirely unreasonable to suggest that this often wheezy film could create a comparable stir among the blue-hairs who elect to check it out at their local art-house or mini-multiplex.

The sensitive performance by Turturro, who also wrote and directed the picture, is one of the selling points; the other is Woody Allen, who’s only in actor mode for this project. The two enjoy a nice chemistry, with Turturro cast as Fioravante and Allen playing his pal Murray. Both of them are struggling financially, so when Murray is asked by his doctor (Sharon Stone) if he knows anyone who would be up for sleeping with her for cash, he immediately thinks of his pal Fioravante, whose earthy demeanor is signaled in shorthand by the fact that he works in a flower shop. Fioravante is hesitant about embarking on this new profession, but he finally relents, and soon he’s not only servicing the good doctor but also her wealthy friend (Sofia Vergara) and scores of other women. Fioravante and Murray become so accustomed to their gigs as gigolo and pimp that they even come up with new names for themselves (Fioravante goes with the decidedly unsexy “Virgil Howard” while Murray amusingly adopts the unlikely moniker “Dan Bongo”).

As long as it focuses on the odd-couple pairing of Turturro and Allen, Fading Gigolo provides some modest amusement (and speaking of The Odd Couple, it wouldn’t have been hard to imagine this premise being pushed in an earlier decade, with Walter Matthau in the Allen role and Jack Lemmon in Turturro’s part).

But the second half turns its attention to a warmed-over love story between Fioravante and a rabbi’s widow (Vanessa Paradis) - that, along with a thin role for Liev Schreiber as the head of the neighborhood watch as well as a poorly realized sequence set at an apparently jerry-built Hasidic court, means that this initially promising picture finds itself fading well before the end.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

OOO Far be it for me to commit the cardinal sin of dropping any spoilers - particularly in the first act of a review - so let’s just say that XMen: Days of Future Past lets slip a couple of bombshells involving John F. Kennedy and his assassination, material that is conspicuously missing from our nation’s textbooks.

It also demonstrates conclusively that there were moments when Richard M. Nixon opted not to allow everything to be recorded on his infamous Oval Office tapes.

Personally, I can’t wait to see what future

franchise installments hold in store for our nation’s leaders, though rumors abound that we’ll see Bill Clinton unwisely hit on new White House intern Kitty Pride and learn that Ronald Reagan was the real power behind the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

For now, we can bask in the company of this latest X-adventure, which, like 2011’s excellent X-Men: First Class, manages to smartly incorporate historical events into its rollicking tale of mutant mayhem. With the goodwill generated by director Bryan Singer’s X-Men and X2 run into the ground thanks to the messy inclinations of X-Men: The Last Stand (thanks a lot, Brett Ratner), not to mention Wolverine largely striking out with his own solo saga, it took Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class to return the Marvel property back to its lofty status. Vaughn elected to pass on this latest picture, a potential quality-killer averted when Singer himself decided to return to the director’s seat. The presence of Singer is appropriate, since the film itself expertly bridges the gap between his earlier works and Vaughn’s reboot.

Based on a storyline introduced in the January 1981 issue of The Uncanny X-Men (as a childhood comic-book reader who subscribed to this title, I own that issue and will seriously consider any six-figure offers for it; OK, make it five figures and we have a deal!), the story begins in the near future, when powerful beings known as Sentinels have been tasked by those in charge to exterminate all mutants as well as round up any humans who dare to help them.

Among the few mutants still alive are Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page), who has the ability to send a person (or, rather, their consciousness) back into the past; Professor X (Patrick Stewart) and Magneto (Ian McKellen), who decide that someone needs to travel back to 1973; and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), who volunteers for the job when it becomes clear he’s the only one who could survive such a decades-spanning jaunt.

Why 1973? Because that’s the year that Mystique ( Jennifer Lawrence) murders Bolivar Trask (Peter Dinklage), the scientist who creates the Sentinels in the first place and whose death-by-mutant galvanizes the nation’s leaders into seeing his project come to fruition. To stop Mystique from carrying out her hit, Wolverine will need assistance from that era’s Professor X and Magneto, a tall order since the professor ( James McAvoy) has dulled his abilities with painkillers and Magneto (Michael Fassbender) is being held in a maximum-security facility.

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mid-80s, thus allowing much culture-clash hilarity to ensue (case in point: Spock performing the Vulcan nerve pinch on a Mohawked punk playing his boombox too loud). In Days of Future Past, there’s little time for Wolverine to stop and smell the zeitgeist: He’s a man on a mission, and the film hurdles ahead with purpose and urgency, a decision that allows a plot that could have gotten bogged down in dry exposition to hurdle ahead with clarity at a fast and furious clip.

That’s not to say the movie is bereft of humor. Jackman’s Wolverine is always up for providing a curt quip, although most of the laughs derive from the new-to-the-series character of Quicksilver, a cocky teen with the ability to move at such super-speed that the rest of the world seems to be frozen in time (as evidenced in one superb sequence scored to Jim Croce’s “Time in a Bottle”). As this brash youth, Evan Peters (TV’s American Horror Story) is so enjoyable to watch that it’s a downright tragedy the dull Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Godzilla, Kick-Ass) will be essaying the role in next summer’s Avengers: Age of Ultron.

As is the norm for superhero flicks, X-M:DoFP contains plenty of snacks for the diehard fans. There are some surprise cameos from past series regulars. There are knowing references to previous pictures in the franchise. There’s even a tantalizing tease to further whet appetites (less savvy viewers will be forgiven for thinking they’re watching an outtake of Jaye Davidson in Stargate).

But more universal themes are also addressed, specifically the perpetual series standby of the evils inherent in a world that believes in prejudice and segregation. And in addition to the presidential perspectives, the movie also manages to incorporate the Vietnam War, Roberta Flack ... and Sanford and Son. It’s that kind of movie: knowledgeable, emotional, and packed with incident and excitement.

writers Max Borenstein and Dave Callaham were patiently laying the groundwork for the triumphant return of Godzilla, who first hit theaters 60 years ago and has become a global phenomenon in the ensuing decades. Godzilla (birth name: Gojira) was such a popular commodity that even the Yanks elected to take a crack at the big guy: The result was 1998’s risible Godzilla vs. Ferris Bueller, with the oversized monster no match for Matthew Broderick’s shtick.

Clearly, Edwards and his team had their work cut out for them if they wanted to make a Hollywood version that would erase the smell of its ill-advised predecessor.

For the first hour, they mostly succeed.

Principal characters are introduced, among them Joe Brody (Bryan Cranston), a nuclear power plant engineer who turns into an activist once he becomes convinced that there was a coverup involving an accident at the facility; his son Ford (Aaron TaylorJohnson), a military grunt certain that his dad’s a raving lunatic; and scientists Ichiro Serizawa (Ken Watanabe) and Vivienne Graham (Sally Hawkins), who know more than most yet are still in the dark when it comes to figuring out what threat humanity faces. continues on p. 34

OOP As the Warner Bros. logo loomed large on the screen - and in 3-D, to boot - to herald the start of Godzilla, my watch read, “19:35” (yes, I’m a stickler for military time). When the preview audience finally got a full look at the title behemoth for the first time, it was exactly 20:35.

A full hour of running time, and no Godzilla to show for it aside from a few extreme close-ups of various body parts?

Fine by me. As a big fan of exposition in my moviegoing diet, I appreciated the fact that director Gareth Edwards and

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That’s where The Big G comes in, and after an hour in which he’s been noticeably MIA, we’re more than ready for the remaining 65 minutes to offer wall-to-wall Godzilla.

Only it doesn’t work out that way. With continued emphasis on the humans (particularly Taylor-Johnson’s Ford, the least interesting of the homo sapien protagonists) and much of the discussion (and action) centering around the Muto and its even larger mate, Godzilla ends up becoming a supporting player in what’s ostensibly his own movie.

It’s shocking to note how little screen time he receives, and when he finally enters into a battle royale with the Mutos, it almost feels like the picture has been handed over to an extra.

MILLION DOLLAR ARM

OO With such titles as The Rookie (the baseball flick with Dennis Quaid), Miracle (the hockey flick with Kurt Russell), Invincible (the football flick with Mark Wahlberg) and Secretariat (the horse-racing flick with Diane Lane) under its heavyweight belt, it’s clear that Disney loves to homogenize the hell out of true-life sports tales. The latest case in point is Million Dollar Arm, the sort of movie that wins those worthless Heartland Truly Moving Pictures awards that always dot the ads for practically any PG-rated piffle.

That’s not to say there isn’t always a need for more family-friendly fare, and I could easily recommend this to those clans equipped with two parental units and a pair of small kids not quite ready for the likes of Neighbors - ditto for elderly couples understandably taken aback by the sex and violence prevalent in the cinema of today.

But this film, which lives and dies by the formula, will seem more problematic to most other demographics.

Million Dollar Arm takes a look at Rinku Singh (played by Suraj Sharma) and Dinesh Patel (Madhur Mittal), the first two Indians signed to major league baseball contracts.

Of course, Hollywood learned nothing from the astronomical success of Slumdog Millionaire, so rather than focus on their inspiring stories, they’re shunted aside so that

the spotlight can remain primarily on JB Bernstein ( Jon Hamm), the American agent whose contact with these kids - and with a preppy medical student (Lake Bell) - helps make him a better man. Million Dollar Arm, you had me at Jerry Maguire.

The actors are appealing, and the script

by Thomas McCarthy sets up the usual dramatic roadblocks that will topple as predictably as bowling pins. Million Dollar Arm is a perfectly pleasant diversion, but it’s hard to imagine anyone wanting to spend top dollar on it.

Neighbors Oop

Like the beer at a college kegger, the comedy Neighbors flows smoothly for much of the time, only spurting and gasping in those moments when it’s been tapped dry.

Seth Rogen, who has been paired onscreen with more beautiful women than any other affable slob this side of Kevin James, here gets to dally with Bridesmaids’ Rose Byrne. They star as Mac and Kelly Radner, who aren’t too thrilled when they learn that a group of fraternity brothers has moved into the house next door. Fearing that the potential noise will disturb their staid suburban lifestyle - and wake up their baby at all hours - they try to ingratiate themselves by offering the new kids on the block some weed as a welcome gesture.

At first, it works: Frat leaders Teddy (Zac Efron) and Pete (Dave Franco) promise to behave, and Mac and Kelly even get invited over for a massive blowout that finds Mac eating mushrooms by the handful and getting into a conversation with Teddy over whether the definitive Batman was Michael Keaton or Christian Bale. But during one subsequent - and particular raucous - night, the Radners call the cops on the frat rats, a decision that results in an all-out war between the two households.

Neighbors offers a steady stream of satisfactory laughs, particular in the scenes which show Mac and Kelly desperately trying to hold onto their youthful vigor and carefree spirits even though they’re now tied down with a baby and a mortgage.

Much of the ribald humor is inspired while some of it is merely desperate, but it’s the sloppiness of the characterizations that weakens stretches of the film. One gets the feeling that the dialogue was improvised as much as it was scripted (a staple in modern comedy), but it’s probably because of this loose structure that the movie often feels flabby and disjointed.

Still, as far as dum-dum comedies go, this one’s not bad at all. CS

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The City of Savannah’s Cultural Affairs Commission has issued a “Call for Proposals” for the 2015 Contracts for Cultural & Arts Services Program. In 2015, funding will be available in two program categories that each has specific funding criteria: Core Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in the artistic mission of thriving established arts organizations with operating budgets of at least $500,000.

Cultural Projects Investment Program, designed for the City to invest in non-profit organizations and/or institutions of higher learning that provide high quality innovaCall for Artists tive arts services that increase access to The Sentient Bean is seeking experienced cultural and creative experiences, support artists interested in showing their work and facilitate skill development, inform the for the duration of one month at the Bean. public about entrepreneurial avenues in Artists must have a website with current the cultural sector, and nurture the local images representing a sample of the work creative industry. Applications, guidelines, to be shown in order to be considered. and program information will be availTo apply, please send an email to senable on the Department of Cultural Affairs tientbooking@gmail.com with the subject website (www.savannahga.gov/arts) or by line “art show” and include the following contacting Crystal Northcutt at cnorthinformation: 1. Artist name and phone cutt@savannahga.gov or 912-644-7927. number 2. Link to website that has current Deadline is Friday, June 27, 2015 at 5:30 and relevant images of work for proposed p.m. New applicants are required to have show 3. Link to artist resume (preferred) or their proposals reviewed by DCA staff prior artist resume attached as a PDF file ONLY to submission. Proposal review dates for 4. Type of work to be shown, including new applicants are May 26 – June 6, 2014. medium, general sizes, price range, and Returning applicants’ proposals may be rehow many of pieces will be in the show 5. viewed upon request if they are submitted Link to artist statement (preferred) or artist no later than June 6, 2014. Every 7 days. statement attached as a PDF file ONLY .

912-644-7927. cnorthcutt@savannahga. sentientbean.com/booking#visualarts. gov. Every 7 days Gallery Seeks Local Artists sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street, in downEast Park Ave. Call for entries: Faux Real show at Non-Fiction town Savannah seeks 2-D and 3-D artists Gallery to join its cooperative gallery. Must be a Non-Fiction Gallery is looking for works full-time resident of Savannah or nearby that explore the many facets of the concept area. Work to be considered includes of reality. The gallery invites artists from all painting, photography, mixed media, media to apply to this national juried show. sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. If Please see the prospectus at nonfictiongal- interested please submit 5-10 images of lery.com. Show dates: August 1-12, 2014 your work, plus resume/CV and biography Submission deadline: Friday, July 11, 2014 to info@kobogallery.com. . Kobo Gallery, Entry fee: $20 for up to three works, $5 per 33 Barnard Street ,.

Homeschool Music Classes every entry thereafter. Every 3 days. 912Music classes for homeschool students 662-5152. nonfictiongallery.com. Every 3 ages 8 - 18, and their parents. Offered in days Non-Fiction Gallery, 1522 Bull St. City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries Guyton and Savannah. See website for The City of Savannah's TV station, SGTV is details. . CoastalEmpireMusic.com.

Kids Photo Contest Sponsored by Sand Gnats seeking insightful and well-crafted proand Telfair Museums files, documentaries, animations, original A photo contest for children ages 8-12. music videos, histories or other original Submission deadline: 5:00 p.m. on June works by or about the citizens of Savan30. Sponsors are Telfair Museums and the nah to run on "Engage", a television show produced by the city. Interested in collabo- Savannah Sand Gnats. The Sand Gnats will feature the winning photograph on rating with filmmakers, artists, musicians the front cover of their game program, and others in producing original content Gnats Illustrated, from mid-July through for the program. While the City does not the end of the season. Sand Gnats players offer compensation for such programs, will serve as contest judges, selecting the SGTV does offer an opportunity to expose winning photograph. Photographs must be local works to a wide audience. More than

baseball themed. Digital, Polaroid, or even cell phone photos are acceptable in either color or in black and white. Information / questions--Kayla Medina at Telfair Museums, 912.790.8837 or medinak@telfair.org.

Submit entries to telfaircontest@sandgnats.com with photographer name, age and contact information. The winner will be contacted by July 7. Every 3 days. telfair. org. Every 3 days Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary

Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island, in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were you part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from Oatland field trips. Special family memories of Oatland Island. Send your photos and stories to memories@ oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31.

Every 3 days. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland. org. Every 3 days Open Casting Call for Halo Model and Talent Agency: Modeling and Casting Agency

Local agency seeks aspiring actors, singers and models ages 4 through adult.

Participants will be seen by local professionals for expert one-on-one feedback, the prospect of being signed by Halo Agency and the chance to win a free headshot photo session and free registration to “Halo Agency Summer Scouting Event,” the national modeling and talent showcase being presented by Halo and Cotton Sail Hotel in Savannah on June 21, 2014. Open call June 10 is for children 12 and under with a parent. Open call June 11 is for teens age 13+ and adults. Free and open to the public. See website for participation requirements. Tue., June 10, 4-7 p.m. halotalentsavannah.com/agencyinfo/agency-open-call. Tue., June 10, 4-7 p.m Halo Model & Talent Agency, 1323 Bull Street.

Tybee Arts Association Call for Entries: July 4-6 Art Show

Tybee Arts Association, “Celebrate Art, Tybee Style” is our next art show and sale July 4th – 6th. Meeting dates are June 24th and July 1st. We are looking for talented individuals to join our ever growing family of hard working and professional artists.

All mediums are eligible. Participation is subject to TAA rules and procedures criteria. See website for information, or send email. Deadline to submit is June 24.

Every 3 days. strokesbyhook@gmail.com. tybeearts.org. Every 3 days Weave-A-Dream Grant Applications Sought

Call for proposals for its 2014 Weave-ADream—Cultural & Arts Projects initiative.

Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available.

Programs are to be completed prior to December 31, 2014 and the application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project. Project funding is available up to $2,500 per program/ project. Emphasis on proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those

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who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. Applicants must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Applications are available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website. Mondays.. 912651-6417. cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov. (savannahga.gov\arts. Mondays.

Benefits

Baseball: Pack the Park for Charity

Sand Gnats vs Asheville. Catholic Night at the Sand Gnats: Bring canned goods for the Social Apostolate. $8 Gen. Adm. or complimentary from the Catholic Diocese office. Wed., June 4, 7:05 p.m. sandgnats. com. sandgnats.com. Wed., June 4, 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. Chatham County Animal Control Seeks Donations of Items

Chatham County Animal Control is in need of items for pets in the facility. Seeking donations of canned and dry dog and cat food, baby formula, newspaper, paper towels, soaps, crates, leashes, collars, wash cloths, and towels. Open daily from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. . 912-351-6750. animalcontrol.chathamcounty.org. Chatham County Animal Shelter, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Citywide Cell Phone Drive for Safe Shelter

A donation drive through June 30, for old cell phones to be recycled. Proceeds from the phone recycling go to Safe Shelter to provide services for victims of domestic violence. The Eichholz Law Firm, P.C. is sponsoring. Call for drop off locations. Any items that one feels would assist a victim or their children will be welcomed, but the focus is on the cell phones and donations of non-perishable food. Through June 30.

(912) 232-2791. www.thejusticelawyer.com.

Through June 30 Davenport House Summer Junior Interpreter Program

This program at the Davenport House Museum is for students in grades 9 through 12 develops the skills and knowledge necessary for a tour guide at the museum.

Participants may earn community service hours and receive public speaking experience. Program dates and times: Thursday evenings June 12 through July 31 (from 6 to 8 p.m.) Tuesdays.. 912-236-8097. jcredle@davenporthousemuseum.org. davenporthousemuseum.org. Tuesdays.

Davenport House, 324 East State St.

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First Saturday Veterans Breakfast

A networking/fellowship breakfast for active-duty, veteran, spouse, family member, or friend to the troops. It's a meet, eat, and network event -- no other rules apply.

No solicitation allowed. Sat., June 7, 9 a.m.

(910) 580-0380. facebook.com/groups/ firstsaturdaysavannah. Sat., June 7, 9 a.m Perkins Restaurant, Rt 204 at Exit 94 off I-95.

Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and 36 local. . kristen@forsythfarmersmarket.

com. forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket.com/. Forsyth Farmers' Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park.

Summer "Quarterly" Book Sale at the Humane Society

Summertime, and the shopping is easy at the hot weather version of this book sale, benefiting Humane Society for Greater Savannah. Held every three months (quarterly) books, vhs tapes, CDs and other media are only 25 cents each (also "quarterly.") Sat., June 7, 9 a.m.-noon. 912-3549515 X 106. LGrant@HumaneSocietySav. org. humanesocietysav.org/. Sat., June 7, 9 a.m.-noon Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. $5 Bikram Yoga Class to Benefit Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class.

Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. . 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com.

Low Country Boil to benefit Wilmington Island Farmers Market

Live music by Mark Carter, silent auction and raffle. Plus, tasty lowcountry boil, desserts, and beverages. Benefiting the nonprofit farmers market on Wilmington Island. Tickets online or at the market. $25 Sat., June 7, 7:30-11 p.m. wifarmersmarket.org. Sat., June 7, 7:30-11 p.m Bahia Bleu Marina, 2812 River Drive.

SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers

Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve as greeters, office assistants, animal photographers,event coordinators, groomers, property maintenance workers, kennel assistants, dog walkers, cat socializers, play area monitors, off-site adoption managers, veterinary service supporters, and foster coordinators. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly trained volunteers will be authorized to serve immediately after orientation.

Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome. Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. Next trainings are June 4, 10: 30 a.m. and June 14 at 10 a.m.. . (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@savannahga.gov. Next trainings are June 4, 10: 30 a.m. and June 14 at 10 a.m.

Classes, Camps & Workshops

200 - Hour Intensive Yoga Teacher Training

Savannah Yoga Center sponsors this course, held July 25 – August 17, 2014.

Application Deadline is July 15. Three week yoga teacher training led by Kelley J. Boyd, 500-ERYT & Director of Savannah Yoga Center, accompanied by the East Coast’s best yoga teachers. Yoga / Satsang.

Registration and more info at www.savannahyoga.com or call (912) 232-2994. Every 3 days. Every 3 days Art Classes at The Studio School

weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com.

Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only.

912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056.

Artist Sacred Circle

Group forming on Fridays beginning in March. 1:30pm-3pm. Based on The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron. Contact Lydia Stone, 912-656-6383 or rosesonthemove@ gmail.com. . 912-656-6383. rosesonthemove@gmail.com.

Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times.

912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds.

Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance. All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Boot Camp

Get fit and lose weight with our Boot Camp instructor Tim Smith. Start your morning off with these heart-pumping routines sure to help you with your fitness goals! $15 for drop in, 8/$100 (must use in 30 days) or 12/$125 (must use in 30 days) Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m.

912-257-5901. info@firstcityfitness.com.

Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Camp: Train Smart (for kids)

For ages 8-13. A fun and challenging sports summer camp to improve overall athletic performance. Athletes are grouped by age and ability level. Two sessions: Speed & Agility Training in the morning and Sports Specific Strength Training in the afternoon. Both sessions are taught by certified fitness trainers. Spaces are limited for all sessions. Session 1: June 2-6. Session 2: June 9-13, 8:45 a.m. to 3 p.m. SJ/C Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street. To register, call the SJ/C Wellness Center at 819-8800 or download the forms at www.sjchs.org/ camps. $120 per week. Every 7 days. Every 7 days Camp: Shapedown (for kids)

For ages 6-12, a two-week, age-specific, behavior modification intervention that addresses the food, activity, psychosocial and family system issues, which frequently underlie weight or eating problems.

Participants are taught specific skills to remedy problems identified by the professional staff at the beginning of the program. June 16-27, 8:30am-4:30pm. At the St. Joseph's/Candler Wellness Center at Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds Street.

Scholarships are available; the scholarship deadline is May 23 and there is a $15 fee to apply. To register, call the Wellness Center 819-8800 or download the forms at www. sjchs.org/camps. $333. Deadline to apply is May 30. Some insurance policies will cover Shapedown. Every 7 days. Every 7 days

Camp: Summer Sailing Camp at Lake Mayer

Kids! Learn to sail on Lake Mayer. Savannah Sailing Center presents its Summer Sailing Camp for children ages 5 and up.

Weekly sessions for “Catch the Wind” (Children 8 and up) are 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m.

Weekly sessions for "Guppies" (children 5 through 7) are 9:00 a.m.- 12:00 p.m. Camp dates: June 1-August 2. $150-$275 per week depending on age. Discounts for SSC members, multiple students per family, and multiple weeks. Every 7 days. 912352-9996. savsailing@yahoo.com. savannahsailingcenter.org. Every 7 days Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Camp: Summer Theatre Camp for Kids

Tybee Arts Association's Summer Theatre Camp for Kids 2014. Two week Acting day camp for ages 6-16. June 9-20, Mon-Fri, 9:00am-3pm. $250 for two-week session.

At Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr., Tybee Island. Campers will learn the principles of acting and theatre techniques and prepare for a main stage production on the last day of camp. Every 7 days. 912-5964992. tybeearts.org. Every 7 days Tybee Arts Center, 7 Cedarwood Dr. Camp: Telfair Art Camps (for kids)

Telfair Museums offers several week-long art camps for children and teens during the summer. Different focus for each camp. Space for each camp is limited and advance registration is required. The registration fee includes all materials and each child is required to bring their own lunch bag. For more information and to register online please visit www.telfair.org/ learn/summer/. Every 7 days. telfair.org/ jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Champions Training Center

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com.

Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post 876

The Chatham County Sheriff's Office Explorers Post 876, is currently accepting applications from young men and women (ages 14-20 years old) who are interested in a career in Law Enforcement. Explorers experience mentoring, motivation, and learn skills which help prepare them for their roles as a productive citizen in the Coastal Empire. Interested parties may visit the Chatham County Sheriff's web page, click "Community" then Explorers Post 876" for applications, or contact Cpl. R. Bryant-Elleby at (912)651-3743. .

912-651-3743. chathamsheriff.org.

Childbirth Education Class

Join us for this 6-week birthing class series. Cate Glyn-Jones will guide you through the process of birth, simple coping techniques and comfort measures, as well as addressing newborn care basics. Max. 10 families. Also available as a private class - call for details. $250 per individual/couple Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m.. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com.

Tuesdays, 6-8 p.m. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Classical Guitar Instruction

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with a university professor. Lessons available for all levels with Dr. Brian Luckett, DMA. Private studio in Starland District. $25/half hour, $45/hour. brian@brianluckett.com. (brianluckett.com.

Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com.

Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register.

912-897-7656. savannahaux.com.

Conscious Kids Yoga

This class is designed to provide students with experiences which will transfer healthy movement, breathing, consciousness, and positive thinking not only on your mat, but into your daily life. These experiences build skill, confidence, strength, and abilities of your body, mind, and heart.

Ideal for children 4+ $15 per class or $50 for 6 sessions (to be used within 2 months) Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Dance Conditioning

Be prepared to sweat! Bring your towel and your water bottle! This class is designed to enhance your strength, flexibility, balance, and overall body fitness.

With belly dance movements in mind, this is a total body work out! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912443-0410.

English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-897-3604. islandchristian. org.

Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops

per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-354-6686. mediationsavannah.com.

Fany's Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad.

Register by phone. . 912-921-4646.

Feng Shui Simplified!

Feng Shui Simplified occurs on the second Sunday of the month. The class covers the nine main areas involved in Feng Shui to boost harmony in your life! $30/class second Sunday of every month, 1 p.m. relaxsavannah@gmail.com. facebook.com/ relaxsavannah. second Sunday of every month, 1 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St.

NOW HIRING Seeking Digital & Print SaleS account executive Candidates must have local business contacts and a verifiable successful record of print, digital or broadcast sales.

Figure Drawing Classes

The ability to identify, qualify, cultivate and grow new business is essential.

Customer-centric focus, presentation skills, creativity, energy and accountability are expected.

Free Fitness Boot Camp

Base salary, commission, auto allowance, paid vacation & holidays, insurance and 401K.

Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. . 912484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Mondays and Wednesdays, 6pm at Tribble Park, Largo & Windsor Rd. Children welcome. Free 912-921-0667.

Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. .

912-232-5987.

Please email cover letter and resume to: sales@connectsavannah.com

Home Improvement Workshop: Installing a Ceiling Fan

Another installment in Habitat ReStore Savannah's 2014's semi-monthly expertled workshops for do-it-yourselfers of all experience levels. Step-by-step instruction for DIY types to learn home repair and home decorating projects. Free and open to the public. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.

912.655.3416. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m Habitat ReStore Savannah, 1900 E. Victory Dr.

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Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am.

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1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. . 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha. com/NRC.html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Knitting & Crochet Classes

Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website.

Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com. Mondays Latin Cardio

Latin Cardio is a cardio based workout class that is designed to get your off the couch and sweat while having fun! We dance to all your favorite latin style dances like cha cha, samba, jive, rumba, salsa and more! Don't worry...you will be sweating off the pounds every time you put your feet into action on the dance floor! No partner necessary. Workout clothes required! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Mondays, 6 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Mondays, 6 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Learn to Sew!

Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels.

Private and Group classes. . 912-596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo's Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201.

Leukemia & Lymphoma Wine & Canvas Painting Party

Paint your very own masterpiece, plus a balloon pop with prizes. Sponsored by Jessica Neeley's Woman of the Year Campaign. All Proceeds benefit the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society $35 Wed., June 4, 6-9 p.m. 206.660.4634. wineandcanvas.com. liveoakstore.com/spankys. Wed., June 4, 6-9 p.m Spanky's (Westside), 1221 US Highway 80 East.

Life Coaching Group

Group & Individual Life Coaching with a Certified Life Coach. Ready for a career change, new lifestyle, or an opportunity to pursue your creative or business ideas? A great opportunity to get the right guidance to fulfill your aspirations in a safe and supportive environment. Individual sessions in person or on the phone. Check out our website at www.roiseandassociates.com $35 Session/ Group, Sliding Fee for Individual Session Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912596-1952. info@roiseandassociates.com.

Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon and Wednesdays, 10 a.m.-noon Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Master Artist Photography Camp

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Session A: June 16-20 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 10-12. Session B: June 23-27 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. for ages 13-16. This program focuses on black-and-white and digital photography. Inspired by the work of world-famous photographer Helen Levitt – now on exhibit at the Jepson Center – campers participate in on-location shoots in the historic district and more! The camp culminates with a reception and exhibition of the students’ work at the Jepson Center. $200 for Telfair members and $235 for non-members Through June 23.

912.790.8823. bradleyk@telfair.org. telfair. org. telfair.org/jepson/. Through June 23 Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York 38 St.

Mbira (African thumb piano) Workshop

Whether it's called the mbira, sanza, ikembe , kalimba or thumb piano, the mbira is an important melodic rhythm instrument with an exclusively African heritage. Savannah-born artist and musician T.J. Reddy, along with Tony Pizzo of the Ships of the Sea Maritime Museum, have developed a simple-to-construct version of the mbira and will supply the kits, tools and resources for the workshop. Minimal use of tools (screwdriver, file, sandpaper) is required. Instructors will provide some background and playing instruction. For ages 10–18. Part of the Telfair Museums' Juneteenth Celebration. Free with advanced registration. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.noon. 912.790.8827. telfair.org. telfair.org/ jepson/. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.-noon Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Mommy & Me Relaxation Class

This class offers you the education needed to face the physical, mental, and emotional changes of your body, mind and heart with poise and grace. Lynn will guide you, and your child, through a variety of relaxation techniques leaving you feeling refreshed and reinvigorated to face the day. This class is open to expecting and new moms as well as those with small children (4 and under). $15/class or 6 classes for $50 (to be used within 2 months) Tuesdays, Thursdays, 1011 a.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Music Instruction

Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of Victory Drive & Abercorn, offering instruction by professional musicians. Band instruments, violin, piano, drums and guitar. All ages welcome. . 912-358-0054. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Music Lessons: Private or Group

Portman’s Music Academy offers private or group classes for ages 2 to 92, beginner to advanced level. All instruments. Also, voice lessons, music production technology and DJ lessons. Teaching staff of over 20 instructors with professional, well equipped studios and a safe, friendly waiting area for parents and siblings. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com. portmansmusic. com. Portman's Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, ddrums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukelele, flute, woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. . 912-692-8055. smisavannah@gmail.com.

New Horizons Adult Band Program

Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman's. $30 per month.

All ages and ability levels welcome. Call for info. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic. com. Portman's Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. New Mamas Club

Fun new class with Ann Carroll and Cate Glyn-Jones (alternating weeks). Time will be spent on a variety of engaging activities for mom and baby including some light

yoga or gentle exercise. $20 per mom or 6-sessions for $65 to be used within 2 months of purchase - this option also includes 10% off Erigo services, classes, or products Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Novel Writing

Write a novel, finish the one you've started, revise it or pursue publication. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-onone or small group classes, mentoring, manuscript critique, ebook formatting.

Email for pricing and scheduling info. . pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

Photography Classes

Beginner photography to post production.

Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list.

410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. .

Quilting Classes

: Quilting classes for beginners and advanced stitchers. Learn to make your first quilt or learn a new technique. See the website, call, or come by the shop. varies . 912 925 0055. email@colonialquilts.us. colonialquilts.us. Colonial Quilts and Savannah Sewing Center, 11710 Largo Drive.

Reading/Writing Tutoring

Ms. Dawn’s Tutoring in reading, writing, and composition. Remedial reading skills, help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. Contact: cordraywriter@gmail.com or text or call 912-12660-7399. Call for fee information.

Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. . 912-713-2718.

Salsa Group Classes

Join us for the hottest class around!

Salsa! Learn how to dance with a partner or come solo. The only thing we require is a good attitude and in the mindset to have some fun! $5.00 Sundays, 5:30 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Sundays, 5:30 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Savannah Authors Meeting

Open to published or unpublished writers.

Beginners are welcome. Savannah Authors Autonomous encourages first-class prose writing, fiction or non-faction, using discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, and examples. The group was founded

by Christopher Scott (912) 398-1727 and Alice Vantrease (912) 308-3208. Visit us at savannahauthors.org. We meet every second AND FOURTH Tuesday of the month.

Free second Tuesday of every month. (912) 308-3208. savannahauthors.org. second Tuesday of every month Private Residence, 630 East Victory Drive.

Sewing Classes

Beginner in sewing? Starting your clothing business or clothing line? Learn to sew.

Industry standard sewing courses de-

signed to meet your needs in the garment industry. Open schedule. Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. . 912-290-0072. savsew.com.

Short Story Writing

Gives students with some experience in fiction and nonfiction storytelling the opportunity to use assigned readings, writing homework, and workshop style critiques to explore various writing techniques.

Works of Ernest Hemingway, Graham Greene, Ann Beattie and others will be studied. Upon completion, students will understand narrative structure and scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing, and the art of revision. Offered by Georgia Southern's Continuing Education division in Savannah.

Call or email for days/times/pricing. . 912644-5967. jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu. ceps.georgiasouthern.edu/conted/cesavannahmenu.html.. cgc.georgiasouthern. edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Singing Classes

Bel Canto is the name of the style of singing invented by Nicola Vaccai, which helps the voice become flexible and expressive, improves the vocal range and breathing capacity and is the technique Anitra Warren uses to train her students. It carries over well as a foundation for opera, rock, pop, gospel and musical theatre. $25 Mondays-Sundays, 6 p.m. 786-247-9923. anitraoperadiva@yahoo.com. MondaysSundays, 6 p.m Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 West State Street, 3rd and 4th flrs.,.

Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for improving vocal range and breathing capacity. A good foundation technique for different styles--opera, pop, rock, cabaret.

Fridays 5:30-8:30pm. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W. State St., 3rd floor. .

786-247-9923. anitraoperadiva.com.

Spanish Classes

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Courses for professionals offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in a series.

Beginner Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native speaker. Meets in the Keller Williams Realty meeting room, 329 Commercial Drive. . conquistador-spanish.com.

Stress Reduction: Arising Stillness in Zen

Stress-reducing practices for body, speech and mind. Five Thursday night classes from 6- 7:00pm. $15 drop-in; $70 for series. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, Sensei.

Savannah Zen Center 111 E. 34th St. 31401 revfugon@gmail.com .

Summer Art Camps

During June, two week-long Painting Camps for youth (ages 11 and up), plus a 5-day Portrait Workshop and a 5-day Figure Drawing Workshop (ages 15 and up). 1319 Bull Street, Savannah. Call or see website for fees and specific dates.

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camp features 3D printing with the MakerBot 3D printer! This summer Art Colony takes students on a journey, exploring Telfair Museums’ three sites and numerous exhibitions. Find inspiration with instruction in drawing, painting and printmaking. Students immerse themselves in innovative art lessons taught by professional artists. The camp culminates with a reception and exhibition of the campers’ work at the Jepson Center. Cancellation less than two weeks prior to the start of your camp incurs an $85 cancellation fee. $175 for Telfair members and $195 for non-members Every 7 days. telfair.org. telfair.org/jepson/. Every 7 days Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Vocal Lessons

The Voice Co-op is a group of voice instructors in Savannah, Georgia who believe in the power of a nurturing community to help voice students blossom into vibrant artists. Each of our instructors have earned the degree of Master of Music in Voice Performance. Group master classes are held once each month for students of the Co-op. In the winter and spring the students will have the opportuinty to present a vocie recital for the community.

Varies . 912-656-0760. TheVoiceCoOp.org.

The Voice Co-op, Downtown.

West Coast Swing Class

Interested in learning how to West Coast Swing? Come learn from the best in Savannah. Rick Cody will take you though the smooth rhythms of beach music to help you get ready for the dance floor. $12 drop in fee or $35 for 4 weeks Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

Wednesdays, 7 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Yoga on the Beach

Wednesdays & Fridays from Memorial Day through Labor Day. 7 AM to 8 AM ~ Weather permitting.North Beach Parking Lot, Gulick Street beach walkover. Dropins and beginners welcome & encouraged!

Class is by donation. Multi-level Class, Hatha I & II, Integral® Yoga style. Instructor is Ann Carroll,e-RYT 500 hour level.Bring your Yoga Mat or Beach Towel. For more information contact Ann at (912) 704~7650 or ann@aikyayoga.com By Donation Wed., June 4, 7 a.m. and Fri., June 6, 7 a.m. 912704-7650. ann@aikyayoga.com. aikyayoga. com. Wed., June 4, 7 a.m. and Fri., June 6, 7 a.m North Beach, Tybee Island.

Clubs & Organizations

13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus

Sing in the harmonious barbershop style with the Savannah Chorus of the Barbershop Harmony Society No charge Mondays, 6:30 p.m. 912-344-9768. rfksav@ gmail.com. savannahbarbershoppers.org.

Mondays, 6:30 p.m Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classses for multiple ages in performance dance and adult fitness dance. African, modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. . abeniculturalarts@gmail.com.

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, Barre Core Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch and Tone. no experience needed for beginner Ballet, barre, or stretch/tone. The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/info online or by phone. . 912925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com.

Avegost LARP

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you're a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. . godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost. com.

Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living, and Supporting Individuals with Vision Loss

Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each month on vision losss, services, and technology available to participate in the community. And, how the community can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques; Low Vision vs.

Legal Blindness; Supporting People with Low Vision to Achieve Maximum Independence; Low Vision Simulator Experiences; Resources. Free and open to the public. . savannahcblv.org. Savannah Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton St. Buccaneer Region SCCA

Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver's license is eligible to participate.

See website. . buccaneerregion.org.

Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group meets first Thursday each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call for info. . 912-308-6768.

Chatham Sailing Club

Meets first Friday of each month, 6:30pm at Young's Marina. If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday.

No boat? No sailing experience? No problem. . chathamsailing.org. Young's Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. Creative Magic Mondays

Join us on Mondays as we begin our week on a creative note. Doodling, Planning, Manifesting, Crafting! Just Bring Your Own Art Supplies to get the week started right!

Free with a Love Donation Appreciated Mondays, 11 a.m. relaxsavannah@gmail. com. facebook.com/creativemanifest. Mondays, 11 a.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St.

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Interested in exploring the role Savannah played in the American Revolution? Join like-minded people including artists, writers, teachers and historians for discussion, site exploration and creative collaboration.

Email Kathleen Thomas at exploretherevolution@gmail.com for more info. first Thursday of every month, 6 p.m. exploretherevolution@gmail.com. galleryespresso.com/. first Thursday of every month, 6 p.m Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs

Open to all who are interested in the fiber arts: weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, etc. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center the first Saturday of the month September through June 10:15am. See our website for programs and events. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Mondays, 10:30 a.m Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods.

Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Email for next meeting day and location. . onebornfree@yahoo.com.

Geechee Sailing Club

Founded in 1971, GSC promotes sailing and boating safety, education, and fellowship.Member of the South Atlantic Yacht Racing Association. second Monday of every month, 6 p.m. 912-356-3265. geecheesailingclub.org. liveoakstore.com/ tubbysthunderbolt. second Monday of every month, 6 p.m Tubby's Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Historic Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. . 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org.

Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby's Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. .

912-660-8257.

Hostess City Toastmasters Club

Improve your public speaking and leadership skills at our professional, friendly, Drop N Circle Craft Night peer-run Toastmasters meetings, every Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Tuesday 6:00-7:00 PM at 35 Barnard Street Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street.

- Third Floor at ThincSavannah. Practice Enjoy sharing creativity with other knitters, your speeches for work and community crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, nee- events. Network and make new friends. dle pointers, etc. All levels of experience Guests are always welcomed. $10/month welcome. Call for info. . 912-233-1240.

Tue., June 10, 6-7 p.m. 912-484-0165.

Energy Healers hostesscitytm@gmail.com. facebook.com/ Meets every Monday at 6pm. Mediation hostesscitytoastmasters. thincsavannah. and healing with energy. Discuss aromacom. Tue., June 10, 6-7 p.m ThincSavantherapy, chakra systems and more. Call for nah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300.

Hostess City Toastmasters Club 30th Anniverinfo. . 912-695-2305. meetup.com/Savansary Celebration nahEnergyHealers.

Exploring The American Revolution in SavanJoin Savannah Mayor Edna Jackson, civic

and business leaders, and Savannah area Toastmasters to applaud the club's 30th anniversary of its 1984 founding. Enjoy presentations, refreshments & networking. Free & Open to the Public Tue., June 10, 5:30-7:30 p.m. 912-247-4255. hostesscitytm@gmail.com. bit.ly/1kpeEvA. thincsavannah.com. Tue., June 10, 5:307:30 p.m Thinc Savannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor.

Ink Slingers Writing Group

A creative writing group for writers of poetry, prose, or undefinable creative ventures. Based in Savannah and a little nomadic. Meets two Thursdays a month, 5:45pm. Discussion of exercises, ideas, or already in progress pieces. Free to attend. See Facebook page savinkslingers. . Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Island MOMSnext

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school. Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. First and third Mondays, excluding holidays. Childcare on request. A ministry of MOPS International. Info by phone or email. . 912-898-4344. kymmccarty@ hotmail.com. mops.org.

Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at First Baptist Church of the Islands, two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am-11:30am. . sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees.

Want to learn? Join us. . 912-308-6768.

Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-2380514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. . 912313-2230.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. . 912-786-4508.

American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Peacock Guild--For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer's Salon meetings are first Tues. at 7:30pm at the Flannery O'Connor Home. Book club meetings are third Tues., 7:30pm. Location changes each month.

Call or see Facebook group "Peacock Guild" for info. . 912-233-6014. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street.

Philo Cafe

Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations.

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R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues.

Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors .

912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St. Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

A local club for fans from all over the sci-fi /fantasy universe, role-players and gamers. Meetings on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at Super King Buffet 10201 Abercorn St., Savannah at 7PM. Contact: kasak@comcast.net. Website: roguephoenix.org or on Facebook. . 912-308-2094. kasak@comcast.net. roguephoenix.org.

Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. . 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org.

Savannah Brewers' League

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. . 912-447-0943. hdb. org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesdays each month.

Prose writing, fiction and non fiction. Discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: Charles Brown Antiques/Fine Silver, 14 W. Jones St. All are welcome. No charge. Contact Alice Vantrease via email or phone. . 912308-3208. alicevantrease@live.com.

Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. . charlesfund@gmail. com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St. Savannah Cigar Enthusiasts

Cigar buffs, bring two cigars (real cigars - e .g., no flavored cigarillos, sticks with plastic tips, etc.) - one to smoke, one to share in a pool/rebel swap. This will hopefully be monthly meetup. Free and open to the public. Cash bar. Next meeting is Tues.

June 17, 7pm.. Every 3 days. (301) 8144798. Meetup.com. northbeachbarandgrill. net/. Next meeting is Tues. June 17, 7pm.

Every 3 days North Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr. Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00pm (except December.) Location: Hunter Club. Call John Findeis for info. . 912-748-7020.

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Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5/ month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call or email for info. . 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol.com.

Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day.

Call for info. . 912-308-6768.

Savannah Jaycees

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each month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining Jaycees to learn more.

Must be age 21-40. Jaycees Building, 101 Atlas St. . 912-353-7700. savannahjaycees. com.

Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings open to the public. Held at Logan's Roadhouse, the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through May. Dinner: 6:pm. Speaker: 7:30pm. Guest speakers each meeting. . 912-238-3170. savannahkennelclub.org. Golden Corral, 7822 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years.

Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. . savannahnewcomersclub.com.

Savannah No Kidding!

No Kidding. Join Savannah's only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or email savannahnokidding@gmail.com . The Historic District, Downtown Savannah.

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. . savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc.com.

Savannah Quilt Guild

Meet the second Saturday, September through June, at Woods of Savannah, 1764C Hodgson Memorial. Social time 9:30am, meetings 10:00am followed by a program.

Open to all who are interested in quilting.

Membership is $25 per year. . (912) 5989977. savannahquiltguild@comcast.net.

Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen too one of America's most revered musical traditions.

Call or email. . 912-655-0994. savannahsacredharp.com. Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road.

Savannah SCA

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you're interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer's Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org Free , 11 a.m. savannahsca.org. , 11 a.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games

We play games that help us tell improvised stories. Get together over food - roleplayers, storytellers, or the merely curious and help us create an amazing story in just three hours. We'll use games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts. Weekends, in different locales check savannahstorygames.com for more information. free Fridays-Sundays. info@ savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Fridays-Sundays Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30am-8:30am at

the Mulberry Inn. . savannahsunriserotary. org.

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment.

Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. . 912-484-6710. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans

Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events.

Mondays. Mondays Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. 2nd and 4th Tuesdays at 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn.

Free and open to the public. See website or call for info. . savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com.

Tertulia en español at Foxy Loxy

Spanish conversation table. Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month.

7:30pm to 9pm at Foxy Loxy, 1919 Bull street. Come practice your Spanish, have a cafe con leche or Spanish wine, and meet nice people....All levels welcome.

Free. Purchase beverages and snacks. . foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required. Call or see website for info. . 912-598-7387. savannahaux.com.

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. . 912-429-0940. rws521@ msn.com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. . 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@comcast. net.

Concerts

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing)

“If you can carry a tune, come sing with us!” Mondays, 7pm. . 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. First Friday for Folk Music

Monthly folk music showcase hosted by the Savannah Folk Music Society in a friendly, alcohol-free environment. $5 donation. first Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. 912898-1876. savannahfolk.org. fpc.presbychurch.net. first Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. First Friday for Folk Music: 18th Anniversary Event

The 18th anniversary show of this popular series produced by the Savannah Folk Music Society in Savannah, which has featured both local and touring artists.

Featured performers are Savannah's

Chris Desa, singer/songwriter (and SFMS president and First Friday host); and Nashville's Joni Bishop, singer/songwriter. $5 minimum suggested donation Fri., June 6, 7:30-10 p.m. savannahfolk.org. fpc. presbychurch.net. Fri., June 6, 7:30-10 p.m First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Live Music with Craig Tanner

Live music every Wednesday with Craig Tanner and rotating guests such as Eric Britt, Eric Dunn and Mr. Williams. FREE Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Wednesdays, 6 p.m Bonna Bella Waterfront Grille, 2740 Livingston Avenue.

On Stage at the Lucas: Mel Brooks Cabaret

Part of the Lucas Theatre's Summer Cabaret Series. Only 125 seats available. $30 Thu., June 5, 7 p.m. lucastheatre.com. lucastheatre.com. Thu., June 5, 7 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Piano Lessons

Give the gift of music. Piano lessons with a classically trained instructor, with theater and church experience. Adults & children welcome. All levels. Call Renee Miles, 912312-3977. GA Music Warehouse. . georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Dance

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. . 912-234-8745.

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info.

Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Crossroad. . 912-921-2190.

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to the public. $3 per person. Wear closed toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or email for info. . 912-925-7416. savh_tango@yahoo.com.

Awaken with Chakradance™ - Wednesdays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life.

Chakradance™ aims to restore health to our chakras – the energy centers that, in Eastern tradition, are the gateways to integrating mind, body and spirit. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 , 7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. , 7-8:30 p.m Synergistic Bodies, 7901 Waters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class

Weekly ballroom dance classes focus on two types of dance each month. Open to partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m.

912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Mondays, 7

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Ballroom/Latin Group Class

Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday's classes will be more specific and advanced elements. Each class will have specific themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/person and $25/couple Wednesdays, 8 p.m.

912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com.

Wednesdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person.

Tues. 7pm-8pm. Private classes and walk ins available. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. . 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3. com. cybelle3.com.

Bellydance lessons with Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes are every Monday from 5:30-6:30pm. $15/lesson. Drop-ins welcome or call Carrie @(912)704-2940 for more info. happenstancebellydance@ gmail.com happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com $15/lesson , 5:30 p.m.

(912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance. wordpress.com. , 5:30 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. C.C. Express Dance Team

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731.

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Dance for Peace

A weekly gathering to benefit locals in need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and gently used or new clothing are welcomed. Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 p.m.

912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. Sundays, 3 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata)

Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, call Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spanish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-7048726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsasavannah.com. Thursdays Great Gatsby, 408 West Broughton Street.

Dance Party

Join us on Thursdays at 8pm for fun, friendship, and dancing! Parties are free for our students and are only $10 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Thursdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

FUNdamentals Dance Lesson

Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, styling, and techniques. Wednesday's

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1 Name before Dogg or Lion 6 Land of the lost?

10 Addis ___ (Ethiopia’s capital) 15 They may get locked 16 Cheese in a red rind 17 Bogs down 18 “Farewell, Francois!”

19 “All right then, leave!”

20 Controversial performers 21 Blue ribbon-worthy 22 Create raised lettering 24 He’ll be replaced by Stephen 25 “Charles in Charge” star Scott 26 Attaches using rope 27 Frigga’s spouse 28 Charlie Parker’s instrument 30 Laugh riot 32 More, in Managua 33 Marceau persona 34 Bee-related 37 Outdoor coat in harsh weather?

41 Backspace over 45 Valli’s voiced vote on a track event?

48 Bobcat cousin 49 “Resume speed,” musically 50 Billy of “Titanic” 51 Fast runner 52 Keebler employee, in ads 54 The brainiest explorer in history?

62 Longtime MTV newsman Kurt 63 “March Madness” org.

64 “The Empire Strikes Back” director Kershner 66 New Age giant 67 Some cookie crumbs 68 Hotel booking 69 Get happy 70 Angry hand 71 Ashton Kutcher’s role on “That ‘70s Show”

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1 Ranks on the reggae charts 2 “Forget it!”

3 End of an incredible statement 4 Boxing cat who can’t spell well?

5 Sch. in the Big Ten 6 CD full of electric guitarist Paul?

7 Acrobat software company 8 Africa’s largest city 9 Novelist who was uncredited on “The Joys of Yiddish”?

10 “I love,” in Latin 11 Cockatoo in the White House?

12 Donkey Kong’s establishment 13 “Fire! Fire!” speaker 14 Acquiesce 22 Flight board data, briefly 23 Brush-off 29 Hit the bottom 31 German actor Udo ___ 34 Merged sports gp.

35 Be inquisitive 36 Woosnam of golf 37 Start of some movie-sequel titles 38 Terms of ___ 39 Walton or Waterston 40 Roled up in one?

42 Pie-mode filling 43 First word of two MLB teams 44 Center of a hurricane 46 Poetic measure 47 On one’s own 51 Hitchcockian 53 Check for concealed weapons 54 Fuel that’s shoveled 55 Ms. Krabappel 56 Monopoly payment 57 Antioxidant-rich berry 58 Back muscles, briefly 59 “___ dat!”

60 More than mischievous 61 Raised bumps that don’t spell anything 62 Alkaline soap ingredient 65 Paleo- opposite

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classes will be more specific and advanced elements. Each class will have specific themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/ person $25/couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. 912335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Tuesdays, 8 p.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

body by dancing and having fun. Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912-312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731.

Ditch the workout & join the party. All levels welcome. Wednesdays, 6:30 PM 7:30PM. Lake Mayer Community Center 1850 East Montgomery Crossroads $5 class - discount cards available Bring a friend & it's free for you! . 912-596-1952.

Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Home Cookin' Cloggers

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up.

Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexibility, non-competitive and competitive programs, workshops, camps. Certified.

Info via email or phone. . 912-704-2052. prideofirelandga@gmail.com.

Kids/Youth Dance Class

Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m.

912-335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail. com. savannahballroomdancing.com. Saturdays, 10 a.m Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street.

Women-Only Belly Dance Party (Hafla)

A "hafla" is a belly dance party, performance, and festival all in one. This one is for women only, including first timers.

Sponsored by the Magic Carpet Dancers.

Free and open to the public. Sat., June 7, 3-5 p.m. 912-663-5114. reservetodance@ gmail.com. magiccarpetdancers.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Sat., June 7, 3-5 p.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Line Dancing

Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm8:30pm. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty

Dance classes--hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step.

Modeling and acting classes. All ages/all levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. .

912-272-8329.

Modern Dance Class

Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. .

912-354-5586.

Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur.

8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm-6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. See website for info. . salsasavannah.com.

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Savannah Shag Club

Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge.

Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. . doublesnightclub.com/.

Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing

. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Sizzle: Dance and Cardio

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Zumba & Zumba Toning with Anne

Events

17th Annual Tybee Island Tour of Homes

Featuring nine island homes and the historical cemetery. Tickets include lunch.

Purchase online or at the Tybee Island Maritime Academy the day of the tour.

Proceeds benefit Tybee Island Maritime Academy, Rising Tyde Community Food Pantry, and the Fresh Air Home. Rain or shine. $40 Advance. $45 Day of Tour Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. 912-786-7979. tybeetourofhomes.com. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.-4 p.m Tybee Island Maritime Academy, 714 Lovell Ave. Annual Juneteenth Celebration

Visit the Black History Museum; experience the sounds and joy of African-American heritage through gifted performers; Shop at the Ujamaa Village, where local business owners offer great buys. Free and open to the public Sat., June 7, 4-6 p.m. letmoo56@bellsouth.net. Sat., June 7, 4-6 p.m Bethlehem Missionary Baptist Church, 1008 May Street.

Awaken with Chakradance™ - Thursadays

Join us for a free-flowing, meditative dance and experience the healing power of Chakradance™. With eclectic music selected to resonate with each specific chakra, along with guided imagery, Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual journey, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. Chakradance™ aims to restore health to our chakras – the energy centers that, in Eastern tradition, are the gateways to integrating mind, body and spirit. No dance experience or prior knowledge of the chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 participants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 Thursdays, 6:458:15 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ comcast.net. anahatahealingarts.com/ healing-aha/. Thursdays, 6:45-8:15 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre on a 20-30 minute tour. Restoration, architecture, history of the theatre and of early cinema. $4. Group rates for ten or more. School trips available. No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2pm. Other times by appointment. Call for info. . 912-525-5023. lucastheatre.com.

Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St.

spouses, sponsored by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. Includes a free workshop, “Hiring Our Heroes employment workshop” which helps with resume writing, interview skills, and job search techniques.

Free and open to the public. Tue., June 10, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. hiringourheroes.org. Tue., June 10, 10 a.m.-1 p.m Georgia Army National Guard Armory, 1248 Eisenhower Dr.

Lecture: Savannah’s First Generation of African American Elite in the New Republic, 1790-1830

This Juneteenth lecture by Whittington Johnson is sponsored by Telfair Museums as part of their Juneteenth Celebration.

Free and open to the public. Thu., June 5, 6:30 p.m. telfair.org. Thu., June 5, 6:30 p.m Second African Baptist Church, 123 Houston Street (Greene Square).

Lecture: Southern Timber for Tall Ships--Georgia and the Naval War of 1812

Author and historian Buddy Sullivan discusses Georgia's role in the war of 1812. Presented by Georgia Historical Society and Live Oak Public Libraries.

Free and open to the public. Thu., June 5, 6 p.m. GeorgiaHistory.com. Thu., June 5, 6 p.m Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Lunch 'N' Thinc with Tracy Brisson

Learn to showcase your expertise, generate passive income and support career goals through self-publishing a book on a budget. Lunch by Magnolia Grill Catering. Free to attend. Lunch $10 nonmembers Thu., June 5, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

912-544-1200. elise@thincsavannah.com. thincsavannah.com/gallery/lunch-thinc/. thincsavannah.com. Thu., June 5, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300.

NeoPopRealist Art Contest Dedicated ti its 25Year Anniversary

Deadline: December 15, 2014. Artists're welcome to submit up to 3 images of NeoPopRealist work as .JPEG files 300dpi with brief info about self & work's medium, email: neopoprealismPRESS@ mail.com. Winners 'll be announced Dec. 31, 2014. Grand prize for the 1st place is signed original drawing by NeoPopRealism creator Nadia Russ. S2nd place winner'll receive signed print of the same work. See the Grand Prize at www.neopoprealism. org Free Through Dec. 15. neopoprealismpress@mail.com. Through Dec. 15 Online only, none.

Noble Silence Beach Sweep & Yoga

Join yoga ambassador and Savannah Power Yoga teacher, Stephanie Cannon Mobley along with the Tybee Beautification Association for a beach clean up and complimentary yoga class on Tybee. 7:30am Beach sweep. 8:30am Yoga class. Free and open to the public. Sat., June 7, 7:30 a.m. lululemon.com/savannah/savannah. northbeachbarandgrill.net/. Sat., June 7, 7:30 a.m North Beach Grill, 33 Meddin Dr. The original Midnight Tour

One of the spookiest tours in town. Learn about the untold stories of some of the most haunted locations here in Savannah Georgia. Guaranteed to give you a few goose bumps and an unexplained need Hiring our Heroes Job Fair for Military for a night light. 33.00 . 1-866-666-3323.

A career fair with more than 35 employers, 6thsenseworld.com. 6th Sense Savannah for military personnel recent vets, and their Tours, 404 Abercorn Street.

PBJ Pantry

A free food pantry held every Thursday, 10-11am and 6-7pm. Contact Jessica Sutton for questions. 912-897-1192 . ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA (Wilmington Island), 66 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

Project Management – Real World Applications

Discover a documented step-by-step guideline for managing projects. Students will be exposed to a wide variety of strategic and real world scenarios. Course Outline: Day 1, Initiation and Closing Projects Day 2, Success Planning for Projects Day 3, Project Simulation for Execution Day 4, Project Control and Project Manager Professional Responsibility. $1,300 Mon., June 9, 6-9 p.m. 912.644.5967. PersonalDevelopment@georgiasouthern.edu. academics. georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/professionaldevelopment/projectmanagement/. cgc.georgiasouthern.edu/. Mon., June 9, 6-9 p.m Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

Savannah Storytellers

Tall tales and fun times with the classic art of storytelling. Every Wednesday at 6pm. Reservations encouraged by calling 912-349-4059. Wednesdays, 6 p.m. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt.

Wednesdays, 6 p.m Tubby's Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice

Local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets Saturdays at Forsyth Park (south end) for fighter practice and general hanging out. For those interested in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. . savannahsca.org.

Sketching with Rob at The Studio School

Sketchers with pad and pencil, or painters with paint and brushes, join Rob and friends in working from a costumed model. Watchers welcome. Part of the First Friday Art March. Free and open to the public. Fri., June 6, 6-9 p.m. 912-5965139. Fri., June 6, 6-9 p.m Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Snow White & Movie Awards

$12 Fri., June 6, 8 p.m. scadboxoffice.com. www2.scad.edu/venues/trustees/. Fri., June 6, 8 p.m Trustees Theater, 216 East Broughton St. Victorian Community Garden Ribbon Cutting

The grand opening of Victorian Neighborhoods Association's new community garden; part of the City of Savannah's Community Garden Initiative. Free and open to the public. Fri., June 6, 10 a.m. vnasavannahga2013@gmail.com. Fri., June 6, 10 a.m Victorian Community Garden, 1110 Habersham Street (between East Park Avenue and East Duffy Street).

Fitness

$6 Community Yoga Classes

Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $6. All proceeds support local organizations. See schedule online for details.

Most classes are heated to 90 degrees.

Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. $6 $5 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com/. Mondays-Fridays, Sundays

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Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd. 3rd Annual JCB Mud Run

A run in the mud on JCB's campus, dug out by their giant earthmovers. Free kids run (Mud Dobbers Kiddie Pit) for age 7 and under, plus adult timed runs. Saturday, June 21, 2014 - First wave begins at 8am.

Pets not allowed. $110 Through June 15; $120 June 16-20. Military $100. Mud Dobbers Run for 7-year-olds and younger is free. Tuesdays.. 912.447.2000. jcbnamudrun@jcb.com. jcbmudrun.com. jcbamericas.com/. Tuesdays. JCB Savannah, 2000 Bamford Dr. AHA Yoga Classes

Jivamkuti Inspired w/ Brittany Roberts Mondays 6:30pm – 7:45pm Soul Progression w/ Lynn Geddes Tuesdays/Thursdays 12:30pm – 1:45pm & 6:30pm – 7:45pm TGiF! Power Hour with Lynne McSweeny Fridays 5:45pm – 6:45pm All Levels Yoga w/ Christine Harness Glover Saturdays 9:30am – 10:45am n/a first Monday, Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday of every month.

912-308-3410. first Monday, Tuesday, Thursday-Saturday of every month Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Al-Anon Family Groups

An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. the message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers.

Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. . 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

Bariatric Surgery Support Group

First Wednesday each month, 7pm, and third Saturday, 10am, in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery. Free to attend. Call or see website for info. . 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784.

Mondays, 6:15 p.m Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Beastmode Fitness Group Training

Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available.

See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. . beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Bellydancing Fusion Classes

Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. . bohemianbeats.com.

Blue Water Yoga

Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm. Fri., 9:30am-10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. . egs5719@ aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. Fitness Classes at the JEA

Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba.

Prices vary. Call for schedule. . 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St.

est growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to tunr an attacker's strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. . 912-429-9241.

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free to attend. Open to anyone i need of support for the caregiving they provide. . savannahcommons.com.

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. . 912-232-2994. savannahyoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St.

Free Caregiver Support Group

Dude's Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Mommy and Baby Yoga

Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. . 912-238-0018. savannahpilates.com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave.

Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m.

912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com. Pints and Pavement Monthly Pub Run Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m Savannah Climbing 2 mile, 3 mile and 5(ish) mile routes will be provided. For all levels of runners and CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park walkers. There will be suggested routes, Year round fitness opportunities. Walk but runners may make their own modificaor run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail tions to the routes. Bring ID and money (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian for specials after the run. Wear reflectivity Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle accessories/apparel, and use a headlamp and street strider rentals. Guided hikes or carry a light. Tue., June 10, 6 p.m. scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7amtherailpub.com/. Tue., June 10, 6 p.m The 10pm. Call or see website. . 912-598-2300. Rail Pub, 405 West Congress St. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastate- Pole Fitness Classes parks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island Looking for a fun and flirty way to get into shape? First City Fitness offers pole fitness State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy.

Insanity Workout Group Class classes taught by Pole Dance America's INSANITY turns old-school interval train2014 National Professional Champion ing on its head. Work flat out in 3 to 5-min and Miss Fitness 2013 & 2014, Sabrina blocks, and take breaks only long enough Madsen. Pole fitness concentrates on to gulp some air and get right back to work. It's called Max Interval Training, because it keeps your body working at maximum capacity through your entire workout. $10 or $80 for 10 fitness classes Saturdays, 11 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Saturdays, 11 a.m Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

R Israeli Krav Maga Self-Defense Classes

A system of self-defense techniques based on several martial arts. The official fighting system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF).

Custom Fit offers individual and small group training and intensive workshops. .

912-441-4891. customfitcenter.com.

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We offer a Beginning class Tuesdays from 8pm-9pm, Advanced class Wednesdays 8pm-9pm, and Stiletto Sundays 5pm-6pm with Open Pole from 6pm-7pm. All pole classes except Stiletto Sundays are $25 for drop in or 5/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Stiletto Sundays are $30 drop in, 4/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m., Sundays, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801-673-6737. info@firstcityfitness. com. Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m., Sundays, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Pregnancy Yoga

series of 6-week classes. Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. . 912-704-7650. ann@ aikyayoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Qigong Classes

Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 . qigongtim.com/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Renagade Workout

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Free will astrology ARIES

March 21-April 19

“We are born with whirlwinds, forest fires, and comets inside us,” writes novelist Robert R. McCammon. “We are born able to sing to birds and read the clouds and see our destiny in grains of sand. But then we get the magic educated right out of our souls. We get it churched out, spanked out, washed out, and combed out. We get put on the straight and narrow path and told to be responsible.” That’s the bad news, Aries. But now here’s the good news: The next 12 months will offer you a series of excellent opportunities to remagic yourself. If you have not yet caught wind of the first invitation, I bet you will soon.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

“When given a choice between owning an object and having an experience,” says art critic Holland Cotter, “I always choose the experience.” He prefers to spend his money on adventures that transform his sense of self and his understanding of the world. I recommend that approach to you in the coming weeks, Taurus. The most valuable “possessions” you can acquire will be the lessons you learn, the skills you hone, and the relationships you ripen.

GEMINI

May 21-June 20

In Marcel Proust’s novel *Swann’s Way,* the narrator speaks of how profoundly he is inspired by an older writer named Bergotte: “Each time he talked about something whose beauty had until then been hidden from me, about pine forests, about hail, about Notre-Dame Cathedral . . . with one image he would make that beauty explode into me.” I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because in the coming days I suspect a great deal of beauty will explode into you. Why? I think it’s because you’re more receptive than usual to being delighted and enchanted.

The triggers could be anything: exciting people, eavesdropped conversations, good books, surprising music, and who knows what else?

CANCER

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June 21-July 22

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“Little horses cannot carry great riders.”

So says a Haitian proverb. Now, in accordance with the astrological omens, I’m urging you to meditate on its meaning for your life. Here are four possible interpretations: 1. Are you a “little horse” trying to carry a “great rider” who’s too much for you? 2. Are you a little horse that could grow into a bigger, stronger horse worthy of a great rider? 3. Are you a “great rider” who is in need of a horse that is big and strong enough to serve your big, strong ambitions? 4. Would you like to be a “great rider,” but you can’t be one as long as you have a horse that is too small and weak?

LEO

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by Rob brezsny | beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com

Declare victory, Leo. Even if victory is not quite won yet. Even if your success is imperfect and still a bit messy around the edges. Raise your arms up in elated triumph and shout, “I am the purified champion! I am the righteous conqueror! I have outsmarted my adversaries and outmaneuvered my obstacles, and now I am ready to claim my rightful rewards!” Do this even if you’re not 100-percent confident, even if there is still some scraping or clawing ahead of you. Celebrate your growing mastery. Congratulate yourself for how far you’ve come. In this way, you will summon what’s needed to complete your mission and achieve final, total victory.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Give special attention to what will last the longest. That’s my main recommendation for you in the coming weeks. Devote less of your energy to transitory pleasures and short-term hopes. Turn away from the small obsessions that demand far too much of your energy. Withdraw from the seemingly pressing concerns that will soon start to fade because they really aren’t that important. Instead, Virgo, devote your love and intelligence to the joys and dilemmas that will animate your life well into the future. Express reverence and care for the mysteries that will teach you and teach you and teach you for years to come.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

My favorite bridge in the world is the Golden Gate Bridge. In the hundreds of times I have driven on it over San Francisco Bay, it has never let me down. I’ve always gotten from one side to the other without any problem. In addition to its reliability, it uplifts me with its grandeur and beauty. What’s your most beloved bridge, Libra? I suggest that in the coming weeks you make it your lucky charm, your magical symbol. Why? Because the next chapter of your life story requires you to make a major crossing. You will traverse a great divide. Having your favorite bridge as a shining beacon in your imagination will inspire your strength and courage as you travel.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

U2’s Bono has called Leonard Cohen’s song “Hallelujah” “the most perfect song in the world.” It is mournful and triumphant, despairing and uplifting. It’s a riddle that improbably offers cathartic release. Over 300 recording artists have done cover versions of it, and it has even been the subject of books. And yet it was a challenge for Cohen to compose. He wrote more than 80 verses before choosing the few he would actually include in the final version, and in one famous session he resorted to banging his head on the floor to stimulate his creative flow. “To find that urgent song,” he said, took “a lot of work and a lot of sweat.” I nominate “Hallelujah” to be one of your sacred

symbols for the next 12 months, Scorpio.

From your strenuous effort, I predict, will come masterful creations.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Let me outline the breakthroughs I hope to see for you in the coming months. First, what is pretty good about you will not interfere with what is potentially great about you, but will instead cooperate with it and boost it. Second, your past accomplishments won’t hold back your progress; you will not be tempted to rely on them at the expense of your future accomplishments.

And third, the brave ideas that have motivated you so well won’t devolve into staid old dogmas; you will either renew and reinvigorate them or else move on to a new set of brave ideas.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

If you are in even moderate alignment with cosmic rhythms during the next 12 months, you will be a connoisseur and master of recycling. I’m speaking metaphorically here. What I hope is that you will reanimate worn-out inspirations and convert faded dreams into shiny new fantasies. You will find ways to revive alliances that went off track. A once-vibrant shtick or trick that lost its cool could be retrieved from the ash heap of history and turned into a fresh, hot asset. Gear yourself up for some entertaining resurrections.

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Jan. 20-Feb. 18

I wish I could tell you that your power animal this month is the eagle or dolphin or panther. Having a glamorous creature like that as your ally might boost your confidence and charisma. To be paired with one of them might even activate dormant reserves of your animal intelligence. But I can’t in good conscience authorize such an honor. That’s not what the astrological omens are suggesting. In fact, your power animal this June is the bunny rabbit.

Please understand that there is no shame in this. On the contrary. You should be charmed and appreciative. It signifies that you will be fertile, fast, a bit tricky, and very cute. To read an essay on the mythology of the rabbit as trickster, go here: http://tinyurl.com/rabbittrickster.)

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

The Buddhist meditation teacher Chogyam Trungpa said that one of the best ways to become fearless is to cultivate tenderness. As you expand your heart’s capacity to feel compassionate affection for the world, you have less and less to be afraid of. That’s the opposite of the conventional wisdom, which says you become brave by toughening up, by reinforcing your psychic armor. Of all the signs of the zodiac, you Pisceans are best set up to benefit from Trungpa’s method -- now even more than usual.

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Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. .

Savannah Adult Rec Club's Wet n Wild 5k

A summer time fun run for all ages, with lots of water stations with lots of water stations, slip-n-slide, water guns. Time to get wet! Festival after the run. Proceeds benefit Leukemia & Lymphoma Society Day/date/time: Sat. June 14, 12pm-2pm.

Sponsored by Fleet Feet, Cumulus Radio, Eichholz Law Firm, Harbor Party, Matthew Johns Construction, UPS at Marsh Point. $40/pp (kids under 12 half off) Every 3 days. 912) 220-3474. SARC5k.com. Every 3 days Daffin Park, 1198 Washington Ave. Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. . 912-4958010. savannahclimbingcoop.com.

Savannah Disc Golf

Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am. Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm. Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am. All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. . savannahdiscgolf@gmail. com. savannahdiscgolf.com.

Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club

With a one-year, $10 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes.

Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. . savystrider.com.

SIZZLE- Dance Cardio

The hottest cardio class to keep you in shape for summer or to get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com.

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Tai Chi Fusion is a form of moving meditation combining several forms of Tai Chi as well as Qi Gong. Join us weekly as we tone our muscles and quiet our minds. $12/ class Saturdays, 10 a.m.. relaxsavannah@ gmail.com. facebook.com/relaxsavannah.

Saturdays, 10 a.m. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

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Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 . 586-822-1021. facebook. com/turbokicksavannah.

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6:30pm Tuesdays. 12:45pm Thursdays. Fitness One, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial. Call for info. . 912-350-9031. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Zumba and Zumba/Toning with Mai

Fall/Winter schedule. Mondays at 8:30AM Zumba/Toning Lake Mayer Community Center 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads $5.00/class Mondays/Wednesdays at 6:00PM Zumba/Toning Windsor Forest Elementary Gym 308 Briarcliff Circle $5.00/class Tuesdays/Thursdays 10:00AM Zumba/Toning Curves @ Savannah Mall (912) 921-1771 14045 Abercorn St #1610 31419 $5.00/class (Non-Members) Tuesdays @ 5:30PM Zumba St. Paul CME Social Hall (912) 233-2849 123 Brady St (at Barnard St) 31401 $3.00/class (NonMembers) Wednesdays @ 9:30AM Zumba/ Toning Frank Murray Community Center (912) 898-3320 160 Wilmington Is Rd 31414 $3.00/class Bring water, proper shoes and attire. . 912-604-9890.

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Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm.

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Information on bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics.

Learn surgical procedures offered, support and education programs involved, and how bariatric surgery can affect patients' lives. Call or see website for info. Free to attend. Hoskins Center at Memorial. .

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Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counsel-

ing will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. . 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Health Care for Uninsured People

Open for primary care for uninsured residents of Chatham County. Mon.-Fri., 8:30am-3:30pm. Call for info or appointment. . 912-443-9409. St. Joseph's/ Candler--St. Mary's Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. Hypnosis, Guided Imagery and Relaxation Therapy

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children and adults with physical, sensory, mental health, and cognitive and/or intellectual disabilities affecting their ability to function independently without assistance.

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The application and protected health information authorization form can also be downloaded by going to www.gachd.org/ chatham Every 3 days. Every 3 days Savannah CPR Initiative

An initiative by the City of Savannah to train 6,000 Savannahians in CPR by year's end.

A breast feeding support group for new/ The City will train 1,000 Savannahians in expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering CPR this year. Each of these trainees will first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website in turn pledge to train at least five other for location and other info. . 912-897-9544. individuals, bringing to 6,000 the total lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html. number of Savannahians trained in CPR. Cancer Survivorship Lecture Series: Integrative The hope is that "Savannah's 6,000" will Therapies: How to Overcome Pain the Natural vastly improve our community's ability to Way respond to sudden cardiac emergencies, A lecture series to create building blocks doubling our survival rate for witnessed for healthy cancer survivorship and longout-of-hospital cardiac arrests. Call for term healing. Free and open to the public. info. . 912-651-6410.

Water Awareness Get Together Thu., June 5, 5:30 p.m. 912-350-7845.

CurriJe1@memorialhealth.com. Thu., June A weekly seminar on the health of drinking water. Includes testing of drinking 5, 5:30 p.m Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson water, plus samples of bottled water.

Cancer Institute (at Memorial Health Univ.

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An exercise program encouraging healthy 703-989-6995. Tuesdays. Anahata Healing lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pmArts Center, 2424 Drayton St. 7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba Kid's Happenings 24th Annual Kid's Fishing Derby at St. Joseph's Candler African American Who will catch the biggest fish? Entry Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) . forms can be downloaded at website. Free 912-447-6605.

Nourish to Flourish for Cancer Survivors – A and open to kids age 15 and under. Sat., Practical Approach to Living Well after Cancer June 7, 8:30 a.m.-noon. rhxc.org/fishing.

Treatment htm. Sat., June 7, 8:30 a.m.-noon RichProgram for cancer survivors, includes a mond Hill Fish Hatchery, 110 Hatchery Dr. cooking demonstration, information about Camp: Pegasus Riding Academy Summer Adventures financial assistance, career counseling, Half day, week-long therapeutic riding tips for healthy living. Meet other cancer camp that's all about horses. Equestrian survivors, enjoy light refreshments, and instruction, ground lessons with horses, receive a survivorship care plan. Register and equestrian themed art projects. Certiin advance by phone or email. Free to atfied therapeutic riding instructors. For tend. Reservations required. Sat., June 7, special needs children and their siblings.

10 a.m.-1 p.m. 912 350-7845. CurriJe1@ memorialhealth.com. Sat., June 7, 10 a.m.- Sessions begin June 2, June 23, July 7, July 14, July 21. Volunteer assistants needed.

1 p.m Generation One, 1100 Eisenhower $225 per week. Every 3 days. 912-547Drive Suite 27A. Planned Parenthood Hotline 6482. peggi@prasav.org. prasav.org/. Every First Line is a statewide hotline for women 3 days Wicklow Farm, Wicklow Ave.(behind seeking information on health services.

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Irish Dancers of Savannah Open 7pm-11pm nightly. . 800-264-7154.

Register for Functional and Medical Needs Savannah's first organized Irish dance Emergency Registry school welcomes dancers, ages 4 and up.

The Chatham County Health Department is Learn Irish Step and Ceili (Irish square) encouraging residents who may be eligible Dancing at a relaxed pace. Convenient for the Functional and Medical Needs mid-town location. Whether just for fun, or Registry to apply. The Registry is for people for competition, IDS is for everyone. Adult who may need help functioning within a classes available. Call or email for info. . general shelter or the support of medical 912-897-5984. irishdancsav@aol.com. professionals at a more specialized facility Mommy & Me Yoga Bring your baby (6 weeks-3 years) to this and have no other way to evacuate, in a fun class that is beneficial for both of you! community emergency such as a hurMeet other moms, exercise, relax and ricane evacuation order.those individuals learn ways to release stress. No experiwho may need services to maintain their ence in yoga is needed. Sign up preferred, independence in a shelter. This includes La Leche League of Savannah

but not necessary. $10 Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. 912-656-9663. awakeningyogastudio. com. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m Awakening Yoga Studio, 2453A US Highway 17.

Savannah Children's Museum School Year Hours

SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org . Savannah Children's Museum, 655 Louisville Road.

Story Trunk

An interactive storytelling show for children. Appropriate for all ages. $5 Adults, $10 Children 12 and younger Saturdays, 1 & 3 p.m. and Sundays, 1 & 3 p.m.. Justin@ oddlot.org. oddlotimprov.com. Saturdays, 1 & 3 p.m. and Sundays, 1 & 3 p.m. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

Telfair Museums' Juneteenth Free Family Day

Juneteenth is the celebration commemorating the ending of slavery in the United States. Learn more about Savannah’s history in the Telfair Museums' Slavery and Freedom exhibition and attend a hands-on activities—learn how to make haint blue paint and basket weaving. Performance by the Georgia Sea Island Singers. Free and open to the public. Sat., June 7, 1-4 p.m. telfair.org. telfair.org/jepson/. Sat., June 7, 1-4 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Camp: Underwater Robotics

Dive into summer with Georgia TechSavannah and underwater robotics. For students in grades rising 6, 7, 8, and 9; held on the Georgia Tech Savannah campus, scheduled for July 28 - August 1, 2014. Led by a Georgia Tech professor and doctoral candidate. Students will understand remote operated vehicle (ROV) principles, use underwater cameras to investigate underwater, and test their skills in our open air freshwater pond. Box lunch included daily. Register via email or phone with Dr. Carolyn Perry, CEISMC- Georgia Tech Savannah $200 Mondays.. 912-9667952. Carolyn.perry@ceismc.gatech.edu.

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