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Looking ahead @ Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival. Oct. 19–22. Gin Blossoms concert. Richmond Hill. @ Savannah Record Fair. Oct. 20.

May Potter Gallery. @ Film screening: Clue. Oct. 20.

Lucas Theatre. @ Dracula. Columbia City Ballet.

Oct. 20. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Graveface Fest. Oct. 27. Southern Pine Co. @ Savannah Film Festival. Oct. 27–Nov. 3.

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WEEK AT A GLANCE Week At A Glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of various events over the coming week. If you would like an event listed, please email WAG@connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

@ Savannah Food Day. Oct. 28, Daffin Park.

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@ Vinyl Appreciation: Muse Arts Warehouse. Oct. 28.

LawFest 2012

@ Shalom Y’all Jewish Food Festival. Oct. 28. Forsyth Park.

@ SCAD: 44 Plays For 44 Presidents.

Nov. 1–4. @ AASU Masquers: Macbeth. Nov. 1–11. @ Tybee Beach Brew Fest. Nov. 2 and 3. @ Rock ‘n’ Roll Marathon. Nov. 3. @ Geekend. Nov. 8–10. @ Needtobreathe. Nov. 8. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Asbury Memorial Theatre: God’s Favorite. Nov. 9–18. @ Film screening: The Shining. Nov. 10. Trustees Theater. @ Jake Owen. Nov. 10. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Children’s Book Festival. Nov. 10. Forsyth Park. @ Film screening: Bag It. Lucas Theatre. Nov. 15.

Wednesday

What: Third annual family festival with carnival rides, food, and information booths, all honoring the late W.W. Law and benefiting the W.W. Law Foundation.

Daily admission specials. Weekdays: 5pm-11pm. Weekends: 12noon - 11pm.

When: Wed. Oct. 17, Thu. Oct. 18, Fri. Oct. 19, Sat. Oct. 20, Sun. Oct. 21, Mon. Oct. 22, Tue. Oct. 23, Wed. Oct. 24 Where: National Guard Armory, 1248 Eisenhower Dr. Info: lawfest.org/

Lecture: ;Rivers to Reefs; by Cathy Sakas What: Sakas, Education Coordinator

of NOAA Gray’s Reef National Marine Sanctuary discusses the influence of watershed on ocean habitats.

When: Wed. Oct. 17, 11 a.m.

Where: Coastal GA Ctr, 305 Fahm St. Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: 912-660-5604. graysreef.noaa.gov/

Author Appearance: Carla Ramsey Weeks

@ AASU Masquers: Dramarama.

Nov. 23–Dec. 2.

What: Author of two books about Savannah’s Sorrels family will sign her pre-Civil War novel “A Single Drop of Ink” and her history book “The Sorrels of Savannah.”

When: Wed. Oct. 17, 4 p.m.-6 p.m.

Where: SCAD Campus Book Store, 228 Martin Luther King Blvd.

Cost: Free admission. Books avail. for purchase.

Info: 501-944-9707.

@ Disney on Ice: Worlds of Fantasy.

MLK Arena. Nov. 29–Dec. 2.

Comedy: Louis C.K.

@ Savannah Philharmonic Orchestra, Chorus and soloists: Opera: Carmina Burana, Peer Gynt and others. Nov. 17. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ The Nutcracker. Columbia City Ballet. Nov. 24. Johnny Mercer Theatre.

@ The Collective Face: Salome.

Nov. 30–Dec. 9.

What: Back on tour and back in the SAV with more in your face stuff. Tickets available through his website.

When: Wed. Oct. 17, 7:30 p.m.

Where: Johnny Mercer Theatre/Savannah Civic Center, 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave. Cost: $45 Info: buy.louisck.net/

Ingrid Michaelson

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Sugar + the Hi-Lows

What: Her tunes are famous for being part of the TV series Grey’s Anatomy. She’s best known for her single “The Way I Am.” She’s touring for her newest album—Human Again, featuring the single “Ghost.”

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 8 p.m.

Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St., Cost: $25/Adv. $20/SCAD $30/Day of show Info: tickets.savannahboxoffice.com/

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Thursday The Colorful World of Muslim Culture: A Traditional Muslim Halal Meal

What: See, smell, taste and discuss traditional Muslim cuisine, speak with Council on World Affairs presenter and Carnegie Scholar Dr. Marc Lynch, view the Muslim artifact collection of Willis Hakim Jones, and enjoy Middle Eastern entertainment. Ticket includes admission to the lecture.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 5:30 p.m.-7 p.m.

Where: Ruan Thai, 17 W. Broughton Cost: $20 members, students, mil. $25 Gen. Adm. Info: savannahcwa.org/

Third Thursdays on Tybee: Music by Jeff Beasley

What: Bring a chair, stroll the shops, or grab a bite for dinner as you enjoy music on the northern portion of Tybee’s Main Corridor. Jeff Beasley, guitar/singer/ songwriter, harmonica and drummer.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 5:30 p.m.

Where: The Lot at Tybee Oaks, 1213 E. Hwy 80.

Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.cityoftybee.org/

Lecture: Contemporary Glass Artist Charles Miner

What: Miner will discuss the studio glass movement and his innovations. Two of his works are in the Jepson’s exhibition Blown, Assembled and Cast: A Celebration of Contemporary Glass.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 6 p.m.

Where: Jepson Center for the Arts (auditorium), 207 W. York St. Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: telfair.org/

Film: Inside Job (2010, USA)

What: From Charles Ferguson (“No End In Sight”), comes this documentary on what led to the economic crisis of 2008.

Narrated by Matt Damon. Presented by Occupy Savannah.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 7 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: sentientbean.com/

Lecture: Georgia’s Energy Future at a Crossroads

What: Seth R. Gunning, Regional Sierra Club Conservation Organizer for the Beyond Coal Campaign.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 7 p.m.-8:30 p.m.

Where: First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. Cost: Free and open to the public.

Theater: The Weird Opens

What: Five “Tales From the Crypt”-style horror vignettes by Roberto AguirreSacasa.

Abercorn St.

Cost: $10 Info: 912-525-5050. tickets.savan-

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Theater: The Last Days of Judas Iscariot Opens

What: SCAD’s Department of Performing Arts presents Stephen Adly Guirgis’s portrayal of the purgatory trial of the Bible’s most famous villain. Free general public admission Thursday, Oct. 18.

When: Thu. Oct. 18, 8 p.m., Fri. Oct. 19, 8 p.m., Sat. Oct. 20, 8 p.m., Sun. Oct. 21, 3 p.m.

Where: Mondanaro Theatre, 217 Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.

Cost: $10, free for SCAD. Info: 912-344-3169

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Friday Dreadful Pestilence! Savannah’s Yellow Fever Epidemic of 1820

Oatland Island Halloween Hike What: Walk through part Oatland’s

trail to meet “Friendly Forest” critters. Costumed animal characters pass out treats.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 5 p.m.-8:30 p.m.

Where: Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Cost: $8 per child; $6 per adult Info: www.oatlandisland.org/

Seersucker Shots Poetry Event

What: Poets Patricia Lockwood and Aaron Belz share their work.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 7 p.m.

Where: The Book Lady, 6 E. Liberty St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.seersuckerlive.com/

What: Selections include “An American in Paris” and “Porgy and Bess”

by Gershwin, “On The Town” and “West Side Story” by Bernstein.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 7:30 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Cost: $16 - $65 Info: 912-525-5050 lucastheatre.com/ What: A Ghoulishly Good Time to benefit Royce Learning Center.

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Costume party, dancing, Prize Raffle Drawing, Costume Contests.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 8 p.m.-11:59 p.m.

Where: American Legion Post 135 , 1108 Bull St. Cost: $25 or $20 with Carved Pumpkin Info: 912-354-4047. monstermashbash2012.eventbrite.com/

Theatre: The Rocky Horror Show

Theatre: Suddenly Last Summer

Pro-

duction of the cult classic.

When: Oct. 19-Oct. 24 Where: Bay Street Theatre at Club One, 1 Jefferson St. Cost: $15-$20 Info: 912-232-0200. BayStreetTheatre.org/

Puppet Show: Little Red Riding Hood What: Not too scary stories...

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 11 a.m.

Where: Puppet People Party Place,

3119 Furber Ave. Cost: $7 Info: 912-355-3366. PuppetPeople. com/

14th Annual Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival

What: Southeast’s largest seafood festival. Gin Blossoms headline Saturday night’s musical line up, followed by fireworks.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 5 p.m.-11 p.m., Sat. Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-11 p.m., Sun. Oct. 21, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Where: Gregory Park, Richmond Hill Cost: $5-$15 Adults. $3 age 4-12.

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Music: Celebrate America by the Savannah Philharmonic

What: Savannah’s gruesome history comes to life every Friday and Saturday night in October. One-hour performances at 7:30pm and 8:45pm reenact the story of yellow fever’s dreadful consequences. Reservations recommended.

When: Fri. Oct. 19, Sat. Oct. 20 Where: Davenport House Museum, 324 E. State St. Cost: $15 advance adults, $10 kids Info: 912-236-8097. davenporthousemuseum.org/ What: Do the time warp--live!

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What: Collective Face Theatre Ensemble continues Tennessee Willliams’ southern gothic masterpiece.

“A rich rumination on Southern traditions, morals and the importance of keeping up appearances.”

When: Fri. Oct. 19, 8 p.m., Sat. Oct. 20, 8 p.m.

Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703D Louisville Road Cost: $15 Info: musesavannah.org/

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Saturday Gazing in the Garden

What: Look through high-powered microscopes while members of the Oglethorpe Astronomical Association explain to you what you are seeing.

From dark until 10pm.

When: Sat. Oct. 20 Where: Bamboo Farm and Coastal Gardens, 2 Canebrake Road Cost: Free and open to the public Info: bamboo.caes.uga.edu/

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Roller Derby: Season Finale

What: A double header! 5pm Savan-

nah Home Turf Scrimmage (two Savannah teams mix it up). 7pm Savannah Derby Devils vs. Auburn’s Burn City Rollers. Wear purple in honor of anti-bullying Spirit Day. Raffle proceeds go to Stand Out Youth.

When: Sat. Oct. 20 Where: Civic Center, 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave. Cost: $2 - $16 Info: savannahcivic.com/

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When: Sat. Oct. 20, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Where: South End of Forsyth Park, Info: forsythfarmersmarket.org/

Character Counts! Celebration

What: Family festival promoting The Six Pillars of Character.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Where: Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum, 178 Bourne Ave., Pooler Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: CharacterCounts.org

Honey Bees 101 Seminar

What: Learn how to be a backyard beekeeper and make your own honey. Led by Chatham County Cooperative Extension, and the Coastal Empire Beekeepers Association.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-12 p.m.

Where: Bamboo Farm and Coastal Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd., Cost: Free, open to public. Preregister.

Info: 912-652-7981.

Savannah Record Fair

What: Dealers from around the Southeast offer vinyl records, CDs, DVDs and music memorabilia.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Where: May Poetter Gallery in Poetter Hall, 342 Bull St. Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: www.scadradio.org/

St. Vincent’s Annual Tour of Homes & Tea

What: A tea and a tour of eight private homes in the Landmark Historic District. See website for some individual home tickets and for tea-only tickets.

A benefit for St. Vincent’s Academy.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Where: Various locations downtown Cost: $45 for entire tour and tea.

Info: 660-2116. svatourofhomes.com

Skidaway Marine Science Day

What: “Ossabaw” the loggerhead sea turtle makes his debut as the new turtle-in-residence at the UGA Marine Extension Service Aquarium as part of this annual showcase of marine science activities, facility and boat tours, lectures, and displays.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 12 p.m.-4 p.m.

Where: Skidaway Institute of Oceanography, UGA Aquarium, 10 Ocean Science Circle, SkidawayIsland Cost: Free and open to the public Info: skio.usg.edu/

Wag - O - Ween: Halloween Dog Tour & Treats

What: Dress you and/or your dog in aH alloween costume and go trick or treating in the Historic District.

Pick up maps at Canine Palace, 612 Abercorn Street.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 12 p.m.-5 p.m.

Where: Over 80 businesses downtown Cost: $5 donation per person Info: 912-398-1892. drna.org/

Film: Naked (USA, 2010)

What: Follow fashion industry professional Meredith Gray, now a Savannah resident, on a graphic journey with breast cancer at age 50. Gray will attend the screening.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 3 p.m.

Where: Indigo Sky Gallery, 915 Waters Info: indigoskycommunitygallery. com/

Dracula: Ballet With a Bite

What: Undead dance with Count Dracula and his vampire maidens, performed by Columbia City Ballet.

Special package available w. Nutcracker (Nov) & Snow White (Feb).

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 7 p.m.

Where: Civic Center’s Johnny Mercer Theatre, 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave. Cost: $18-$35. $84 for package.

Info: 651-6556. savannahcivic.com/

Film: Clue (1985)

What: Slapstick murder mystery

based on classic board game starring Tim Curry, Madeleine Kahn, Michael McKean and Christopher Lloyd.

When: Sat. Oct. 20, 7 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Cost: $8 Info: 525-5050. lucastheatre.com/

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Sunday Music: The Goliards ‘Songs for the Maid of Lorraine’

What: In celebration of St. Joan of Arc’s 600th birthday year, a concert of chansons. Soprano Melissa Flummerfelt, soloist.

When: Sun. Oct. 21, 3 p.m.

Where: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn Street Cost: $10 at the door Info: savannahgoliards.org/

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Concert on the Green with the Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love

What: Bring your blankets and folding chairs for an R&B/funk concert.Food beverages available for purchase.

When: Sun. Oct. 21, 4 p.m.-7 p.m.

Where: Savannah Quarters Country Club, 8 Palladian Way, Pooler Cost: $15 (free to residents of Westbrook community) Info: SavannahQuartersCC.com/

Tuesday Political Forum on Election

What: Armstrong’s Department of Political Science hosts four panelists discussing topics affected by this November’s election. Moderated by Savannah Morning News political reporter Larry Peterson.

When: Tue. Oct. 23, 6 p.m.

Where: AASU Student Union, 11935 Abercorn St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 344-2971. armstrong.edu/

What: Monthly Jazz Showcase sponsored by Coastal Jazz Association.

When: Sun. Oct. 21, 5 p.m.

Where: Westin Savannah Harbor, Hutchinson Island Cost: $10 Gen. Adm. Free members.

Tongue Open Mic Night

What: A poetry and music open mic with an emphasis on sharing four minutes of new, original, thoughtful work. Sign up at 7:30.

When: Tue. Oct. 23, 8 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: Free and open to the public.

AWOL’s Therapy Session--Open Mic

What: Monthly spoken word poetry event features local artists in profanity free youth friendly space.

When: Sun. Oct. 21, 7 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave., Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: sentientbean.com/

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Wednesday Film: Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976, USA)

Monday

What: Campy, controversial (at that time) for its not too subtle gay themes, this TV variety special aired exactly one time. Cast includes Betty White, Florence Henderson, Tim Conway, Donnie and Marie Osmond, and the band Kiss.

When: Wed. Oct. 24, 8 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6 Info: sentientbean.com/

Odd Lot Improv Comedy Troupe

What: Another Monday of impromptu theatre. Watch or participate.

When: Mon. Oct. 22, 8 p.m.

Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd., Cost: $5 or what you can pay.

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Public schools enjoy unique status in American society. Perhaps no other institution is so widely recognized as needing drastic reform, yet so fiercely resists the slightest change.

Chalk it up to bureaucracy, teachers unions, propaganda, parents’ unwillingness to tamper with anything involving their kids, or a combination. Change comes to our public schools at a pace glaciers would impatiently regard as agonizingly slow.

A reform effort is underway at the state level, specifically a referendum on the ballot this year about charter schools. A “Yes” vote on Amendment One would allow the creation of a state-level commission that charter school applicants could appeal to in case they’re refused initial charter approval by their local school board.

(It would actually be a restoration, since a 2011 court ruling did away with the previous state charter school commission.)

The politics are raw. Charter school backers see the public school bureaucracy as counterproductive and obsessed with bean-counting over education. Standard public school backers view charter schools as elitist upstarts who want public funding without full public accountability.

The situation’s made more volatile by the fact that charter schools’ only real leverage right now is their higher student performance, which of course only inflames existing resentment and turf jealousy.

Sometimes things work out, as they did recently when the new Savannah Classical Academy was approved by the Savannah/ Chatham County School Board (congratulations, Roger Moss!)

Sometimes they don’t, as when the school board insisted that Oglethorpe Charter School’s much-needed new building be significantly bigger than what the school actually needs — then insisted that Oglethorpe change its successful teaching model to conform to the new building!

In any case, it’s not a fair fight. The state attorney general recently had to step in and tell school boards around the state to stop diverting taxpayer money and resources to campaign against Amendment One. The disinformation flies fast and thick, including charges that charter schools pick

and choose only the best students (certainly not the case locally), that they cost more than regular schools (per-pupil cost is usually less with charter schools), and that they are Trojan Horses for privatization (certainly not the case locally).

Largely skirting any discussion of how best to educate children, opponents of Amendment One rely on a time-tested slogan: “Keep Local Control.” As in, let local school boards continue to have final say over the creation of new charter schools.

My only question for those who insist on “keeping local control” is this: How’s that workin’ out for ya?

Amendment One is far from a perfect solution. But what amazes me is how its opponents point out its imperfections in meticulous detail (see the letter below for an example) while pretending that everyone is happy with the status quo.

But that’s the power of inertia. The public school system is a big ship that’s very slow to turn, with charter schools — despite their alleged all-powerful evil agenda — still a little canoe capsizing in its wake.

So if you’re hesitant to vote Yes on Amendment One, ask yourself again: How’s that “local control” workin’ out for ya? cs

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Vote no on charter school amendment

Editor, The question on this November’s ballot concerning charter schools is, “Shall the Constitution of Georgia be amended to allow STATE or local approval of a public charter schools upon the request of local communities.” Let’s look at the facts why NO should be your vote.

1. We already have a charter school amendment! This year’s ballot is NOT voting on whether to have them, but who should

control them. In reality what this does is give the state more power by removing control from local voters and local school board.

We do not need more bureaucrats who know little about our schools involved.

2. Your tax dollars can be siphoned from Georgia schools.

Already the state has cut $4 billion from Georgia schools over the past 4 years. There could be more budget cuts or raised taxes, more teacher furloughs, layoffs and shortened school years. This would force every county to have

a dual school system whether school patrons want it or not..... when we are already stretched to the limits.

3. This will give unchecked power to unelected political appointees. A charter management company in Florida has successfully bypassed local governments. Is this what we want to risk happening in Georgia?

4. Georgia already has 200 charter schools. Parents do have a choice. Last year, the Georgia Supreme Court struck down a 2008 law that allowed the state

to create and fund state charter schools with local school funds against the wishes of the local community. This is just another attempt to sneak this in and overrule the court.

5. There is already in place a process of appeal if a charter school is NOT approved by a local school board.

Don’t allow our school system to be controlled by state officials or outside profit agencies. Our children are important!

O’Neal Bozeman Retired Tift County school administrator

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Gone “completely Batty?”

“Hell if we know,” we cackled simultaneously.

Truth is, after the day’s mad dance of work and shlepping to kids’ activities and throwing some kale in a pot for dinner before packing lunches and paying bills and starting the whole process over again, encountering each other in the hallway on the way to bed tends to be a pleasant surprise.

“Oh, are you still here?”

So maybe it’s staying busy that’s kept us grooving along for 14 years.

That and earplugs.

Certain niceties do tend to slip in our life of constant chaos, like closing the door to the bathroom and retaining personal ownership of one’s deodorant. Even our anniversary celebrations can get pushed aside in favor of band concerts and science projects and deadlines. We dimly remembered eating takeout out of Styrofoam containers after mattress shopping

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last year and vowed to do something classier this time, lest we end up falling asleep at the kitchen table after snarfing a box of Chex cereal.

It doesn’t get any more splendid than Elizabeth on 37th. Chef Elizabeth and Michael Terry turned Savannah on its ear with their notions about real estate and cuisine when they opened in 1981, yet the awards and the loyal customers kept on coming. This grande dame of Savannah fine dining has served exquisite, regionally–sourced nouvelle Southern cuisine in its stately Neoclassical/Beaux Arts mansion long before anyone coined the word “locavore” and back when hanging around that section of town required pepper spray and a can full of crazy.

Though the couple eventually left the restaurant in the capable hands of longtime employees Gary and Greg Butch and moved out West, many locals remember their generosity and mourned deeply when Michael passed away last August.

I’d been there just once for our second anniversary, both of us goggleeyed with new baby sleep deprivation.

I wore a dress far too tight and tragically, had to skip dessert. I do recall

that we fell madly in love with truffles for the first time that night, a torrid ménage à trois that continues to raise eyebrows amongst our more simplepalated friends.

Though he likes to brag he ate at Elizabeth’s (as it’s inevitably called) for his senior prom, neither of us have been back for a dozen years.

We’ve been distracted by other restaurants and intimidated by an expensive evening out—especially, as my gifted husband likes to attest, since he can cook almost anything at home.

(Unfortunately, we haven’t had much luck digging up our own truffles.)

But maybe one of the secrets to marriage is knowing when to splurge.

As we passed through the sublime gardens and massive stone steps leading up to the deep porch, there was a distinct sensation of passing into another dimension, a more genteel place on the time–space continuum that us regular folks normally inhabit.

Beyond the pocket doors of the dark wood dining room, SCAD Building Arts dean Christian Sottile held court at a round table for seven.

We shared a group hug with Sundial Charters owners Rene and David Heidt, also celebrating their 14th

they pass through to create their sacred sand mandalas. I’ve worked in enough restaurants to know that being waited on by the owner is fairly unheard of, and the Butchs’ humble, hands-on dedication has to be one of the reasons Elizabeth on 37th’s storied ambience and fine flavors endure.

Oh, and the flavors: Our dinner officially began with an amuse–bouche trio of a tiny puff pastry filled with pimento cheese, a single spicy mussel bathed in tomatoes that had been smoked for hours and a two–bite button of melt–in–your–mouth salmon in wasabi cream sauce. Next came soft local scallops sprinkled with butterbeans and generously doused in that heavenly truffle oil, along with a rich roasted eggplant–shiitake mushroom– red pepper–tomato soup redolent of a backyard garden on a sunny afternoon. Then a dish of Sapelo Island clams served with savory miniature madeleines to soak up the sauce, followed by a delicately–dressed salad of greens picked less than a block away.

We could taste the time and love put into this haute cuisine by Chef Kelly Yambor and her husband

October is

Jeremy, the power couple that continues the Terry’s kitchen legacy, distinctly Southern without the big– toothed twang.

By the time our entrées arrived, we were already swooning, though the Caymus Pinot Noir may be partly to blame. (“Like steak in a glass,” murmured my beloved.)

Finally, almost four hours later, dessert: A divine pecan–almond tart paired with a 35 year–old Muscat, warm and cozy as an old leather chair.

Yes, it was worth waiting 12 years.

Over coffee, my husband and I promised that we won’t let life’s celebrations slip away anymore. For less than the price of two meals at a mediocre restaurant, we could come to Elizabeth’s again, for no reason at all.

We are worth it. So are you.

Perhaps a good marriage is like a fine restaurant, holding an elegant yet homey space and nourishing with what’s in season. What universal elements have the Butches mastered to pull off this marvelous balance?

They’re not telling, just clearing the empty dishes with a small smile and a gracious bow. cs

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anniversary (must’ve been a whole lotta love going around that weekend in 1998.) Other tables were occupied by couples, most as old and elegant as a satin smoking jacket.

Our friend and server Aly Morita had put in a nice word, and the hostess led us to a tucked–away banquette that I immediately deemed the Canoodling Corner. Gary Butch poured us flutes of champagne and described the evening’s specials with the unbridled alacrity of an Emory philosophy lecturer. Which, actually, sometimes he is.

“Eh, I’m just a waiter,” he shrugged, then launched into a fascinating discourse on the nature of reality, peppered with references to Kierkegaard, quantum physics and the occasional “Do ya follow me?” Anywhere, my good man.

His pony–tailed brother, Greg, could also be seen working the floor, bustling in and out of the tiny kitchen with Zen–like grace. The brothers have opened the restaurant to a host of altruistic events in the last few years, and it’s become a favorite stop for the Tibetan monks when

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Giving victims a voice

Meg Daly Heap is taking on controversial incumbent Larry Chisolm for the vital job of Chatham County District Attorney, the county’s chief prosecutor of criminals.

The two candidates are actually quite familiar to each other, both having the bulk of their experience and training together under former Chatham County D.A. Spencer Lawton (who last week endorsed Heap). Soon after his election, Chisolm actually hired Heap as his chief assistant district attorney, essentially the number–two job in that office, a position she quit in 2010 to go work for Judge Penny Freesemann.

The St. Vincent’s graduate, also an alumna of Georgia Southern and Mercer University law school, now works in private practice. She took a break from debate prep to speak to us last week.

Let’s cut to the chase: Do you draw a direct line between the performance of the current D.A. and the recent high–profile spike in violent crime? Are the two related?

Meg Daly Heap: There’s certainly a direct line in the sense of how much turnover there’s been in the D.A.’s office. There was a loss of 51 people out of 82 people on that staff. That’s over 500 years of experience!

Who we’re seeing now doing most of the violent crime are recidivists — repeat offenders — as in the Ashleigh Moore case. That man was a three–time convicted child molester. And the D.A.’s office lost evidence — they were not prepared or ready to go to trial. There are other cases where that lack of experience and competence plays out.

The police are doing their job arresting criminals, but the D.A.’s also got to do their job.

You’re running as a Republican and he’s running as a Democrat. Is there really an ideological difference between you, or are most of your criticisms a matter of process?

Meg Daly Heap draws on prosecutorial experience, victim advocacy

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Meg Daly Heap: A combination of the two. It starts with recognizing the basic value of your employees.

Larry has said the only people in his office he needs to maintain contact with are attorneys. I totally disagree. You could be best attorney in world, but if you don’t have the support staff of secretaries and advocates and people like that, to keep the victim whole and safe, you can’t do your job. I believe in hiring good competent people, giving them tools, training and support, and then getting out of their way.

One of Larry’s attorneys was held in contempt of court for not doing their job! That I thought was a shame, because that individual was someone having personal difficulties. As a leader you need to be aware of your staff. Is it a personal issue or a professional issue? You have to have your pulse on your office.

I notice you’re being diplomatic here about the multiple lawsuits against Chisolm alleging harassment and other improper workplace behavior.

Meg Daly Heap: I don’t talk too much about the lawsuits. I will say that former D.A. Spencer Lawton, who I worked under for 15 years, taught me how to manage people. He treated all employees with respect. I would have thought Larry might feel the same way, since he got the same training I did.

I can say three things about those lawsuits: One, if you’re getting sued by your employees you’re obviously not treating people like you need to treat them.

Two, taxpayers are paying for all this. The judgment against him was $270,000, taxpayers will foot that bill. Also the $32,000 in attorney’s fees. There’s also the appeal that Larry promises, which taxpayers will also pay for. Oh, and there’s still another lawsuit.

So instead of building a new playground or starting a new program to keep juveniles out of trouble, we’re paying to defend personal actions against employees.

And lastly, instead of doing his job in the D.A.’s office, Larry Chisolm is sitting in federal court defending lawsuits! He’s on employee time, on our dime. We’re paying him a salary to sit in federal court!

I have to say I’ve been surprised how little outrage there’s been about it.

Meg Daly Heap: I’m astonished he even ran. I can’t believe he’s running.

Why are you running?

Meg Daly Heap: I come from a background of victim advocacy, that’s where my passion is. If your daughter’s raped, you don’t care about the process from A to B. You want to know, “is there somebody competent to handle my case and can we bring the rapist to justice?”

Crime crosses all boundaries. We all think “oh, it’ll never happen to me,” but it can and it does. Doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor, black or white, man or woman.

When businesses look to relocate, they look at two things: the crime rate and education. There’s been an 11 percent increase in violent crime here! That’s serious.

I’m a huge supporter of law enforcement, and I believe our law enforcement officers do a great job.

But then the case gets to the D.A.’s office and that office fails.

For better or worse, in this country the entire justice system really is geared to always favor the defendant, isn’t it? A district attorney’s job is really key.

Meg Daly Heap: We have the best criminal justice system in the world, and one reason is when you’re charged with a crime you’re afforded certain rights, as you should be.

But the other side people forget is the person who was victimized. The district attorney is the only voice the victim has in the entire system. That’s it. If they don’t give you a voice, you’re never heard. cs

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Politics Larry Chisolm, incumbent Chatham County District Attorney, retained a swagger of confidence recently in a spirited debate with his GOP challenger Meg Daly Heap before a packed house at St. Philips Monumental A.M.E. Church.

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‘Time has to tell the story’ Incumbent Larry Chisolm stands on record, discounts controversies

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The 53–year–old graduate of Windsor Forest High School and Duke University rarely took his left hand out of pant pocket; or raised his voice. He presented himself in stark contrast to his opponent who tapped her ink pen on a table as she lodged rapid fire accusations that Chisolm hasn’t done a good job representing victims of crime and managing his staff.

Chisolm fired back that accusations that he is an “incompetent manager are inaccurate.’’

The candidates were put on the spot when asked which should be held responsible for the outcome of an emotionally charged case involving the 2003 death of 12–year–old Ashleigh Moore. A Superior Court Judge dismissed a murder indictment against the accused Bobby Buckner because his right to a speedy trial had been violated.

Heap listed two prosecutors who handled the murder case prior to the judge’s decision. But she did not mention her role as a supervisor in the district attorney’s office. Chisolm held a memo for the audience to see. He said it stated that Heap had been assigned to the case for a key period of time before she quit her job in the district attorneys office. “Why didn’t she step up to the plate?” he asked rhetorically.

“The buck stops with the District Attorney,’’ the boss in the office, she responded.

If that exchange is any indication of how Chisolm responds under pressure, it was nothing compared to one of his most stressful times during his term when the world media placed a spotlight on his office. Those unfamiliar with his authority in a death penalty case looked to him to help spare the life of convicted cop killer Troy Anthony Davis, who was ultimately executed by the state of Georgia. Davis was convicted in 1991 fatal shooting of Savannah police officer Mark Allen MacPhail, Sr. Chisolm said he and his staff were working on thousands of cases under their control when he heard on the news that some 60,000 of petitions would be dropped off at his office asking him to stay Davis’ execution. Those same petitioners, mostly from outside of Chatham County, jammed the office telephone lines and email communications.

Chisolm never spoke out publicly during the case.

“I didn’t have a role in the Troy Anthony Davis case. I wasn’t sitting here waiting to sign his death warrant,’’ he said. The decision was in the hands of Georgia’s Board of Pardon and Paroles but the public had been ``misinformed.’’

“It was frustrating. But we were able to do the work we could do. ...Everyone in the office had been held hostage. ...Locally, there was no pressure. I got very few phone calls from people who put me in this office. This was not a local issue.’’

Chisolm said he let the office’s public information officer, a position he created, handle the media.

The annual report for the district attorney’s office provides a 51–page report of charts of convictions, dismissals and jury verdicts in Superior Court and

other departments during his tenure. Of the 2,235 Superior Court cases filed last year, 1,832 cases made it through the judicial system; 1,403 of the cases resulted in guilty pleas, 182 cases were dismissed and four defendants were found not guilty by a jury, the report said. (The balance of those cases were not prosecuted or deadlocked during the jury process.)

Chisolm, the son of a machinist and a store clerk, said he sought the job four years ago and re–election today because, “I noticed there was an inequality in how the community viewed varies murders. Certain cases got more attention than others, those (victims) who have high profile status vs. those (victims) who did not. There was a similar lack of zeal in prosecuting those `so–called nobodies” in our office.’’

His job is to change that. “If a person with a criminal record is killed, we’re giving it the same attention as a person with a high profile.”

Chisolm’s predecessor Spencer Lawton held the seat for 28 years. Chisolm said his experience as a manager for 19 years as a district attorney in the Eastern Judicial Circuit and as the general counsel at Savannah State, trumps Heap’s management experience.

When Heap cited turnover among his staff, he said that turnover is not uncommon in any district attorney’s office, which often hires new lawyers who start their careers in the prosecutor’s office and then move on to advance their careers. Chisolm said he reorganized the office’s management team and he requires his chief deputies to report to him during a cabinet style meeting every Tuesday. The attorneys discuss their cases, offer feedback and share information within the divisions. That type of office management and cross training did not occur before he told office, he said.

Asked why those successes aren’t widely known in the community, Chisolm said, “Time has to tell the story. I can’t stand on the bully pulpit.”

Perhaps, his accomplishments were over shadowed in part by accusations of discrimination filed against Chisolm by former employees with the state Department of Administrative Services and Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

A federal jury sided with one employee in September. Gwendolyn Robbins, a former employee claimed that Chisolm retaliated against her for filing a complaint with the EEOC when she was not granted an interview for a new position after her job had been eliminated during a reorganization plan.

The jury granted Robbins $270,000 and Chisolm has promised to appeal. He has said that applicants are screened by the Chatham County Human Resources Office and not directly by him.

“There hasn’t been any evidence of an allegation of discrimination on my part. There’s no evidence of impropriety or discrimination,” he said. cs

“IN THE SPRING a paradise, in the summer a hell, and in the autumn a hospital.”

This old adage describing our local climate is relayed in the 2011 book, African American Life in the Georgia Lowcountry: The Atlantic World and the Gullah Geechee, edited by Phillip Morgan.

I’m not sure what the hospital part is about, but perhaps it’s meant to cast fall as a time to recover from hot and humid summer. Or maybe as a time to recuperate from yellow fever.

I’ll go with the first idea, and I think that’s why I enjoy bicycling in Savannah in autumn more than any other time of year. If you’ve pedaled along through the sticky, sweaty summer, the arrival of fall does indeed feel like a refreshing reward.

I especially like riding at night when streets are blanketed with crunchy sweetgum leaves and the air’s cool. The late Ken Kifer asked, “Is there anything more enchanting than riding after dark with your headlight lighting up the swirling and falling snow?”

Snow’s rare in Savannah, but I insist I saw flurries once riding my bike home from work, for 90 seconds or so. Still, riding after dark is suitably enchanting, even without the snow.

Others have tried to get at why this is, noting that one’s perception of speed and spatial orientation changes after dark. However it works, the result is sort of magical.

Unfortunately, drivers’ perceptions of cyclists also change after dark, requiring us to ensure we’re seen. Countless police reports include statements like: “I didn’t see him!” or “She came out of nowhere!” Accounts of invisible or suddenly appearing cyclists are common at all times of year, in all hours and all weather.

When I was hit, on a sunny Saturday in 2005, the driver was mortified, but insisted she didn’t see me before she turned left into my path. Perhaps she was suffering from change blindness (because she was looking for another car, her brain may not have registered me on my bike) or maybe she just wasn’t paying attention.

At night however, the “I didn’t see

the cyclist” claim is more credible.

Those who ride in dark clothing and without lights are unnecessarily putting themselves at risk.

Georgia law ponderously describes a cyclist’s illumination responsibilities: “Every bicycle when in use at nighttime shall be equipped with a light on the front which shall emit a white light visible from a distance of 300 feet to the front and with a red reflector on the rear of a type approved by the Department of Public Safety which shall be visible from a distance of 300 feet to the rear when directly in front of lawful upper beams of headlights on a motor vehicle.”

But wait, there’s more, says the Official Code of Georgia: “A light emitting a red light visible from a distance of 300 feet to the rear may be used in addition to the red reflector.”

It’s smart to go even further. There’s no reason to settle for a single headlight and taillight. Savannah’s bike shops stock a wide range of lights in a wide range of prices, from small LEDs that wrap around seat posts or handlebars to advanced models that will light up the whole street.

Reflective clothing is also available from a variety of sources including industrial supply and home improvement warehouses, and you can find reflective tape at auto parts stores.

Placing this tape on moving parts – cranks, pedals, between spokes on rims – is particularly effective as it helps motorists identify the vehicle in their headlights as a bicycle. Reflective ankle straps serve the same function.

Taking these extra steps will make you more visible and less vulnerable.

But even if the worst happens, if you and your bike are as bright and blinky as a slot machine paying out a jackpot, a motorist’s complaint that he or she didn’t see you likely won’t hold much water or hold up in court.

To quote Morgan again, “the lowcountry climate both ravishes and ravages in equal measure.” Let’s get out there and enjoy the weather before the ravaging returns. cs John Bennett is vice chairman of the Savannah Bicycle Campaign.

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Janisse Ray lives, writes and practices sustainable agriculture on Red Earth Farm in Tatnall County.

It’s what has made the progress of humankind possible: Eat something delicious from a plant.

Save the seeds. Plant them. Repeat.

Our ancestors have doing this for millennia, each farmer selecting for his or her climate and preference, yielding thousands upon thousands of varieties of wheat, corn, beans and other staples of the human diet.

With the advent of industrial farming, however, the diversity of our food has diminished to just a few species— over half of of them owned by giant corporations that sue anyone who saves their laboratory–manipulated seeds to sow for another season.

Bestselling author Janisse Ray says it’s time to take our seeds back from the corporations and bring them home. Her latest book, The Seed Underground, thoughtfully examines the quiet rebellion fomenting on rural farms across the country as people pass “hand to hand” seeds from generations past, with long–forgotten names like Candy Roaster Pumpkins and Little Pink Peanut Beans.

Ray calls the practice “one of the most interesting economies in the world.”

Though she travels all over the country speaking about nature, Ray

would rather be on Red Earth Farm, the 47 acres she tills with her husband on a lush delta between the Ohoopee and Altamaha rivers an hour and half west of Savannah.

Ray will lead a seed–saving workshop at the Connect co-sponsored Savannah Food Day next Sunday, Oct. 28 at Daffin Park.

You’re known as a nature writer. How did you cross into food activism?

Janisse Ray: Well, my first book, Ecology of a Cracker Childhood, appeared to be a memoir about growing up in a junkyard in south Georgia, but it was really a clarion call to protect long leaf pine forests. My second book is about rural communities, and Pinhook is about wildland corridors between Florida and South Georgia. So I think all my books have been activist in nature.

The difference is now I’m writing about agriculture, which is a big switch. But being out in the garden is what I really love to do, and I’ve been a seed saver since I was 18 years old.

Why is saving seeds revolutionary?

Janisse Ray: In the entire history of agriculture — which some say is over 70,000 years old — humans have been engaged in the cultivation of plants so we can eat better. We humans have been the caretakers of seeds and our seed supply. In the last 100 years, we’ve shrugged off that responsibility and given it to corporations whose main objective is profit. Once farmers began to go to feed stores and buy from a much smaller selection genetically modified seeds, they became the renters instead of the caretakers.

So why is saving seeds revolutionary? One, you’re opting out of the

capitalist corporate system. Two, you’re actively saving genes that may become useful to us in the future.

These are gardeners who you would never see marching in the streets or holding a sign. But they are completely willing to curate 50 varieties of sweet potatoes or 300 varieties of tomato or a simply a cantaloupe that’s been in their family since their great grandparents. They’re caretaking genetic material we may need later.

We’re in a time of intense climate variability and ambivalence about what the future is going to bring. People are saying we’re at peak prosperity, peak oil, peak water—all natural resources are going to be harder to obtain. We’ve all got to look at things differently.

How has industrial agriculture contributed to the loss of food diversity?

Janisse Ray: My grandfather was a small, diversified Cracker farmer. He owned 70 acres in Appling County and managed to provide an incredible life of plenty for my mother during the Depression. When my grandfather planted corn, it was being selected for his microclimate, and the DNA profile of his corn was different from other corn.

Then there was this wholesale shift to industrial ag that was driven by the chemical manufacturing industry.

We went to chemical fertilization and to the standardization of varieties, to

When I originally used the phrase “seed underground,” I was doing it in a hopeful way. Despite the fact that that 90 percent of corn grown in this country is genetically modified, the 10 percent is out there. Are they marginalized? Yes. Infiltrated? Yes. Contaminated with GMO pollen? Yes. But those farmers are out there, and they’re growing.

The job of becoming a seed activist can get as complicated and difficult as anybody wants. The first thing is to eat real food. Then you’re not choosing for corporations to feed you with these boxes of cereals and crackers and candy and crap. That’s something all of us can do.

We’re not just losing food, right? What else?

Janisse Ray: This kind of agriculture requires a massive amount of fossil fuels and chemicals. And water.

Oh lord, SO MUCH water. It’s not sustainable long term. So that’s where we’re at.

Is sustainable agriculture — organic farming — going to feed 8 billion people? I don’t know. I’m not advocating that tomorrow we shut down all the GMOs and industrial feedlots and No. 2 corn out in the Midwest. But I do know that we need to quickly and dramatically focus our attention on local food systems. It’s the only way.

A bill that will require the labeling of genetically–modified food (GMOs) is on the ballot in California. Do you see a similar effort on a national level?

Janisse Ray: Well, 16 states have tried to pass this and it hasn’t gone anywhere yet, but we’ll find out in November what the people of California are going to do. The polls say 91 percent of California voters support the labeling, and people say how California goes, the country goes. So there could be a sea change.

But I’ll tell you, the millions and millions that food companies are pumping into the opposition could very likely kill it.

How do you farm and write and travel? Are you growing extra hours?

Janisse Ray: [laughs] I have to tell you, that’s the hardest part. It’s about balance. You can keep your day job and farm, it can be done. But it’s hard work. I keep telling my husband that I’d just like to stay home and farm, but I travel a lot, giving talks at universities. But that’s how we make money.

Can the seed underground bypass the corporate system?

Janisse Ray: I think we can and I think we will. I believe that seeds are part of the collective common, like water and air. This is the natural next step for the food movement: We need to understand that our seed supply is in crisis.The fact is that three multinational corporations — Monsanto, DuPont and Syngenta, a Swiss company — own over 50 percent of seeds.

I’m hanging every hat that I wear that we can regain control of our seed supply and therefore our food supply.

And I believe it will be done through the small activists, like the Seed Savers Exchange and the folks in San Francisco who started a seed library.

You go check out a packet of seeds, grow ‘em out, return the seeds.

What do you talk about when you go to universities?

Janisse Ray: The students I meet are really interested in the environment.

They still want to protect the right whales and they don’t want oil companies to drill in the Arctic. But I see a real fire blazing in their eyes when they talk about the food movement.

I think younger people are looking for lives that make sense, that have meaning, that are less virtual and more directly engaged with the planet. The food revolution has shown them way.

But I talk about a lot of things— sustainability, nature writing, food,

the importance of wildness and the economics of what I believe is destroying life on earth. I talk about the possible solutions to this place we’ve found ourselves in, the foremost being reinvigorating local economies.

I just spoke to the Women’s Studies Department at Western Kentucky, so I was able to tie in issues of feminism with sustainability, which completely go together, trying to get a dollar circulating as many times as possible in our local communities.

You talk about transitioning from an industrial society to a sustainable one—what does that mean?

Janisse Ray: The key word in all this has to be control. When someone who’s in a headquarters many hundreds of miles away controls what you eat and whether you eat, you’re in trouble. The main focus of sustainable food is regaining control.

People are concerned enough that they’re really starting to take this seriously. They’re sick, they have cancer and diabetes and they know they want clean, healthy food. Ten years ago there were 12 farmers markets in Georgia. Now there are 200.This is a movement that’s not going to be turned back.

There’s no need to make any doomsday predictions. We’re going to change and transition and adapt. Just like seeds. cs

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mechanization, to choosing vegetable and fruit varieties based on shippability instead of nutritional profiles or taste. Nobody faults farmers for choosing to produce more food, but it instigated this genetic erosion that’s estimated as a 90 percent loss of our food varieties.

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Blotter All cases from recent Savannah/ Chatham Police Dept. incident reports

DeLoach breakthrough?

Savannah–Chatham Metro Violent Crimes Detectives need the public’s assistance identifying a potential witness in reference to the Amber DeLoach homicide.

Detectives are asking the public to take a close look at the car in the photo, a light colored four–door sedan with rims and license plates on the front and back.

If anyone has seen this vehicle or knows who owns it call Crimestoppers at (912) 234–2020 or text CRIMES (274637). In the body type, include “CStop2020” plus the tip.

Tipsters remain anonymous and may qualify for a cash reward.

DeLoach’s body was found in the trunk of a burned car in Yamacraw Village.

• Two men in Halloween masks are arrested after robbing a local CVS. Just before 5 a.m., two men in masks entered the CVS at 4725 Waters Avenue and went for the safe, apparently wanting drugs. A quick thinking customer called police.

They responded quickly and observed the robbers exiting the store.

They were arrested and taken into custody within minutes in the Medical Arts area. All of the meds were recovered.

Michael Fleming, 26 and Mark Fleming, 27, were both charged in the crime and transported to the Chatham County Detention Center.

• Savannah–Chatham Metro Major Accident Investigation Team (MAIT) was called out to investigate a deadly pedestrian accident.

Just after 11 p.m., David Williams, 36, was walking home from work on Ogeechee Road when he was struck by a Chevrolet Monte Carlo traveling southbound on Ogeechee Road. The car, driven by Clarence Parker, struck Williams as he was walking in the

right lane of the roadway.

Michael Alcott, traveling south bound on Ogeechee Road in a Pontiac Grand Am, could not see the pedestrian lying in the roadway and struck him as well.

Williams was transported to Memorial University Medical Center where he was pronounced dead.

was placed on the vehicle Morris was known to be driving and he was located and apprehended by Port Wentworth Police after a short purThe owner of this car is suit. A firearm was case oach DeL the in ht soug recovered.

Morris was injured in an accident after running from police. Both men were transported to local hospitals.

• Two men are in the hospital after Morris is charged with aggravated an afternoon altercation escalated assault, possession of a firearm by a into a shooting. convicted felon, and possession of Just after 1 p.m., police were disa firearm during the commission of patched to 39th and East Broad a crime. He also is facing numerous streets after receiving reports of a traffic charges in Port Wentworth. cs shooting. Albert Jones, 28, was found suffering from at least one gunshot wound.

Witnesses reported hearing gunshots as Darvin Morris, 28, was seen fleeing the area in a four door sedan.

There had been an argument and Give anonymous crime tips to physical altercation between the two Crimestoppers at 234-2020 men just minutes before. A look–out

My father, born in 1939, insists high gas prices are the only reason the economy is in the tank (no pun intended). He tells me Richard Nixon was able to stave off economic hardship for our country because he froze gas prices during his presidency and that if Obama truly wanted to improve the economy, all he would have to do is freeze gas prices too. Did Nixon actually freeze gas prices? Could Obama, if he wanted to, do the same so I could pay $2 per gallon instead of $3.30? — Naomi Byrne, Texarkana, Texas Our last experiment with socialism, during the administration of that well-known Marxist Richard Nixon, was convincing proof that governmentdictated price controls don’t work.

In August 1971, hoping to dampen rising inflation, Nixon declared a freeze on wages and prices. Initially the freeze applied to everything, later just oil and gas. World oil prices were fairly stable during this time; not surprisingly, so were gas pump prices. If you weren’t paying much attention, you might think the price freeze had worked.

Then came the real test. On October 6, 1973, Egypt and Syria attacked Israel, igniting the Yom Kippur War. Nixon sent money and supplies to Israel. Partly in retaliation, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) announced a 70 percent increase in the price of oil, and not long after Arab countries declared an embargo on oil exports to the U.S. Oil production was cut 25 percent.

A cease-fire ended major fighting within weeks, but skirmishes continued through the winter, and the Arab states kept up the oil embargo till March. By then world oil prices had risen from $3 a barrel to $12. Amid calls for rationing, worried U.S. consumers formed long lines at gas stations; some ran out.

What effect did the Nixon price controls have on all of this? Not much. The pump price of a gallon of gas in the U.S. rose from 38 cents in May 1973 to 55 cents a year later—a laughable amount

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now, but a big jump then. Scholarly analysis of the Nixon controls suggests they had only a trivial impact on gas prices.

Why? The immediate reason is that Nixon’s price controls applied only to U.S. oil production. Domestic petroleum output was then in decline, dropping from 79 percent of U.S. consumption in 1970 to 64 percent by 1975. Even so, roughly two-thirds of the oil we used at the time was produced within our own borders, and a good chunk of that was subject to price controls. Why then did the rising price of foreign oil drive local gas prices so high?

The answer has to do with a basic but often baffling economic concept called marginal cost. The idea is this: in a perfectly competitive market, price is determined by the cost of producing one more unit, in this case a gallon of gas. With U.S. demand greater than U.S. production, then as now, those additional units had to come from expensive foreign oil. Since gas was gas and nobody was willing to pay a price differential depending on where oil was pumped, the price of all gas went up.

Your father may say: Hold on. If the price of gas is effectively determined by the cost of the most expensive oil used to make it, that means oil companies with access to a lot of cheap domestic product made out like bandits.

You got it, bubba. The Carter administration tried to address this problem with a windfall profits tax. Whatever may be said for the wisdom of that strategy, it had little impact on pump prices.

If you really want to keep the price of gas down, and I mean way down, the only proven solution is to nationalize the oil companies and control the price directly. Hugo Chavez did that, and the price of gas in Venezuela is the lowest in the world, recently under 10 cents a gallon. This may be your father’s idea of paradise. It’s also socialism, and we’re not talking about the current rightwing wacko idea of socialism, meaning “anything Obama does,” but actual socialism.

Happily for us, and I say this without sarcasm, we don’t have socialism in this country, we have the free market.

When gas prices are high, the market is telling us a lot of people are competing for a scarce resource. If you don’t feel like spending so much and don’t want to move to Venezuela, your only choice is to quit whining and figure out some way to use less. cs

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news of the weird Great Art! For September’s Digital Design Weekend at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London, artists Michiko Nitta and Michael Burton commissioned soprano Louise Ashcroft to sing, altering pitch and volume while wearing a face mask made of algae. According to the artists, since algae’s growth changes with the amount and quality of carbon dioxide it receives, Ashcroft’s voice, blowing CO2 against the algae, should vary the growth’s “taste” as to bitterness or sweetness. After the performance, the audience sampled the algae at various stages and apparently agreed. The artists said they were demonstrating how biotechnology could transform organisms.

The Entrepreneurial Spirit • Jordan and Bryan Silverman’s startup venture, Star Toilet Paper, distributes rolls to public restrooms in restaurants, stadiums and other locations absolutely free — because the brothers have sold ads on each sheet. (Company slogan: “Don’t rush. Look before you flush.”)

Jordan, with 50 advertisers enlisted so far, told the Detroit Free Press in August that he came up with the idea, of course, while sitting on the can at the University of Michigan library.

• First-World Problems: After an international trade association reported that women bought 548 million pairs of shoes in 2011 (not even counting those used exclusively for sports), the manufacturer Nine West has decided

to start its own cable TV channel hoping for early death. with programing on “various aspects Leading Economic Indicators of footwear,” according to an August New York Times report. Programs will • Scorpion antivenom made in feature celebrities rhapsodizing about Mexico sells in Mexico for about $100 a their favorite pair, women who hoard dose, but for a while over the last year, shoes (purchasing many more than the going rate in the emergency room they know they’ll ever wear even one of the Chandler (Ariz.) Regional Meditime), tips on developing one’s stilettocal Center was $39,652 a dose, charged walking skills and shoe to Marcie Edmonds, closet designs. It’s about a who was stung while “conversation,” said a Nine opening a box of airWest executive, “not about conditioner filters in a shoe.”

June. She received two • Habersham Funding of doses by IV and was PASS ME THAT Georgia and its competireleased after three ALGAE MASK, tors make their money by hours, to later find a WILL YA? buying terminally ill clico-pay bill of $25,537 ents’ life insurance policies awaiting her (with her for lump sums, then conHumana plan picking tinuing to pay the policies’ up $57,509), according premiums so that they colto the Arizona Republic lect as beneficiaries upon newspaper. The Repubdeath. The companies’ lic found that Arizona business model therefore hospitals retailed it for depends on those clients between $7,900 and dying quickly; a client who $12,467 per dose — outlives expectations turns except for Chandler. the investment sour. Thus, Following the newspaaccording to an August report by the per’s report, Chandler decided to reNew York Times, the companies run price the venom at $8,000 a dose, thus extensive background checks on the illeating a $31,652 “loss.” nesses and lifestyles of potential clients • Among the least-important effects and employ sophisticated computer of last summer’s drought in the Midalgorithms that predict, better than west: Officials overseeing the annual doctors can, how long a client will live.

Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw said Supposedly, according to the report, there would be fewer high-quality cow the companies are nonchalant about patties. Said chairperson Ellen Paulson: erroneous predictions. No company, “When it’s hot, the cows don’t eat as they claim, has an official policy of much. And what was produced, they

just dried up too quick.” A few patties had been saved from the 2011 competition, but, she said, “It’s not like you can go out and buy them.”

The Animal Kingdom • The ongoing feud between two Warwick, R.I., households has intensified, according to an August complaint.

Kathy Melker and Craig Fontaine charged that not only has neighbor Lynne Taylor been harassing them with verbal insults and threats, but that Taylor has now taught her cockatoo to call Melker, on sight, a nasty epithet (which rhymes with “clucking bore”).

• At least two teams of Swiss researchers are developing tools that can improve farmers’ efficiency and reduce the need for shepherds. The research group Kora has begun outfitting sheep with heart rate monitors that, when predators approach, register blood-pressure spikes that are texted to the shepherd, summoning him to the scene. Another inefficiency is cow farmers’ frequent needs to locate and examine cows that might be in heat, but professors at a Bern technical college are testing placing thermometers in cows’ genitals, with text messages alerting the farmer that a specific cow is ready for mating. (Since most insemination is done artificially, farmers can reduce the supply of bull semen they need to keep in inventory.)

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Questionable Judgments Endangering the “Presumption of

Innocence”: Roy Mullen, posing for his most recent photo to be posted on the Tennessee sex offender registry in September, showed up wearing a t-shirt reading “Love Sucks / True Love Swallows.”

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• Pathetic: (1) Kalpeshkumar Patel, 40, failed in June to carry out his longstanding threat to burn down the Chevron station in High Springs, Fla. After dousing his car with gasoline in front of the store, he realized he had no lighter or matches and had to ask several customers, without success, to help him out. He was arrested before he could do any damage. (2) Ignatius “Michael” Pollara, 46, and his mother, 70, were arrested following what police said was a 10-year shoplifting spree that might have spanned 50 states. They were nabbed in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., because, said sheriff ’s Sgt. Rich Rossman, Pollara could not resist using a “rewards” card traced to him, which he used to get credit for some of the purchases he had switched for more expensive items. CS

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• Spending on health care for pets is rising, of course, as companion animals are given almost equal status as family members. In Australia, veterinarians who provide dental services told Queensland’s Sunday Mail in August that they have even begun to see clients demanding cosmetic dental work — including orthodontic braces and other mouth work to give dogs “kissable breath” and smiles improved by removing the gap-tooth look.

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Shaken ‘n’ stirred: Tav Falco’s Panther Burns by bill deyoung | bill@connectsavannah.com

“The Panther Burns,” Gustavo “Tav” Falco once said, “are the missing link between the earlier forms of swamp blues’ unbridled howl and the psychological onslaught of the new millennium. We are, essentially, the ditch diggers in American music.”

Forged in the smoky clubs and vacant warehouses of Memphis in the late 1970s, the band was one of the first to revive rockabilly as a sort of freewheeling, low–fi, anti–corporate rock art form in the wake of the punk explosion.

Those were dusty days, and Falco, a singing, screaming showman, filmmaker and itinerant guitar player, brought grit, garishness and a blazing theatricality to his primitive band’s shake ‘n’ bake of blues, country and rock ‘n’ roll. Alex Chilton, in his pre– Big Star days, was an original member of the band.

Tav’s got a new Panther Burns, and they’ll play Dollhouse Studios in Savannah Oct. 20, with the incredible Dex Romweber Duo as opening act (more on that in a minute).

Falco’s organic, all–cylinders approach to thrash–and–burn psychobilly had immeasurable influence on the visionary grimers that surrounded and followed, including the Cramps and the Gun Club.

There’s a new 2–CD reissue out of the seminal Panther Burns albums Behind the Magnolia Curtain and Blow Your Top, with extensive — and somewhat inscrutable — liner notes from the man himself.

“Behind the Magnolia Curtain was in fact recorded in one and

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two–takes within about 6 hours,” Falco says. “There was the presence of the marching drum band from Tate County, Mississippi, whose members were stalwarts in Napoleon Stricklin’s Cane Fife and Drum band. The Drum Corps appeared on 4–tracks marching around studio B of Ardent and

were recorded simultaneously with Panther Burns — all of us playing and thrashing at once.

“We were bon vivants of the swamps living it up on ample doses of fried chicken and short pints of bourbon whiskey.”

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The Dex Romweber Duo: Siblings Dex and Sara

Some of the most galvanizing scenes in the documentary film Athens, Ga. Inside/Out feature the high– octane guitar–and–drums twosome Flat Duo Jets.

The singer and guitar player, whose highly caffeinated performance sounds like ‘50s rockabilly in the electric chair, is Dex Romweber.

The Tav Falco gig will be Romweber’s third Savannah appearance in a year; although life and its various perils have slowed him down a bit, he’s still great, and he is always welcome on our stages. Nobody can beat the surfin’ hell out of a tremolo bar like our Dex. The other member of the Dex Romweber Duo is Dex’s sister Sara — originally a member of Let’s Active — on the skins.

It’s powerful stuff.

“Early on in my career, I was very self–destructive and I did not know myself at all,” he told me in 2011. “I

made some pretty horrendous personal decisions. And I don’t know if that affected it, but people seemed to like that more! The more screwed–up you are, the more they’re cheering for you, which I don’t really want to live by now.

“This one guy came up to me after a show and said ‘Aw, man, I wanted to see the old Dex.’ And I told him, ‘I wouldn’t be alive if I was the old Dex.’” The Dex Romweber Duo’s first Bloodshot Records album, Ruins of Berlin, features vocal duets between Dex and Cat Power, Neko Case and Exene Cervenka, and a guitar duet with Rick Miller of Southern Culture On The Skids. It was produced

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Jesse Valenzuela is lead guitarist for the Tempe, Arizona–founded band Gin Blossoms. He was there virtually from the beginning, in the late 1980s; he’s still there, and will perform with the band Saturday, Oct. 20 at the Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival in Richmond Hill.

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“Hey Jealousy” and “Found Out About You,” from the Blossoms’ first album, the four–times–platinum New Miserable Experience, were sizeable hits.

More importantly, today they sound as haunting and ephemeral as they did when they first arrived on college FM stations.

(The ironic thing here is that both songs were written by the Gin Blossoms’ troubled founder Doug Hopkins, who’d been fired from the band before they were recorded, and subsequently committed suicide.)

The second album, Congratulations

I’m Sorry — the title a reference to Hopkins — gave the band its biggest chart hit, “Follow You Down.”

The Gin Blossoms — Valenzuela, vocalist Robin Wilson, bassist Bill Leen, guitarist Scott Johnson and drummer Scott Hessel — continue to write and record; the latest album, No Chocolate Cake, was released in 2010.

Looking back, New Miserable Experience was a defining record of its era.

Did you ever imaging you’d still be a Gin Blossom 20 years later?

Jesse Valenzuela: Has it been 20 years plus? What’s interesting to me is we put together this little tour package where we would put together that whole first record, like everybody’s doing these days. But we play so much, and we kind of honor that record every night by playing, and I think people were saying “No, we’ll just take the regular show.” Maybe

we’re not one of those bands that transcends into that. So when people say they found that record to be a seminal record of the time, I agree, I know. But there’s never been any precious pageantry surrounding it. It was a just a record people really dug, and we’ve never stopped playing it. It seems like it’s sort of an old friend to a lot of people.

It was the height of the Seattle grunge period — Nirvana and Pearl Jam. I remember thinking your record was such a breath of fresh air.

Jesse Valenzuela: Because there was nothing like it on the radio at the time. It’s interesting to note how some bands have aged really well, and some haven’t so much. Obviously Pearl Jam’s done great, and Eddie Vedder’s gone on to have a really beautiful career. He does these soundscapes for movies that are just gorgeous. Some bands didn’t transition very well.

Don’t you do film and TV music as well?

Jesse Valenzuela: I’m on the road quite a bit with the Gin Blossoms in the summertime, and on weekends,

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You’ve had some minor chart success in the last couple of years. How do you feel about people who say “This is an oldies act”?

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but I moved to Los Angeles 20 years ago so that I could be involved with that. I really enjoy it. And I really enjoy living in Southern California.

I had a song on a show last week, and I’ve been doing it for so long I could turn on the TV every night and usually find a couple of songs somewhere. Or a piece of music I’ve written. But I’ve never been able to make that big transition from being a singer/songwriter and touring musician to being a full time studio guy seeking out film and TV work. I don’t think I could actually just be at home in the studio. I think I’d go crazy. You do that for six months and you think “Man, I really need to get back on the road.”

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I’m going to play a good show. CS Gin Blossoms Where: Great Ogeechee Seafood Festival, J.F. Gregory Park, 521 Cedar St., Richmond Hill When: At 9 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 20 Admission: $15 Festival: 4–11 p.m. Oct. 19, 10 a.m.–11 p.m. Oct. 20, 11 a.m.–5 p.m. Oct. 21 Carnival and festival tickets (includes live entertainment): $5 adults daily ($15 after 4 p.m. Saturday), $3 children 4–12 Info: goseafoodfestival.com

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Beatles movies come in various shapes and sizes – there’s the fun–loving Fab Four of the fully–scripted A Hard Day’s Night and Help!, the cartoon caricatures of Yellow Submarine, and the sullen millionaire hippies of the documentary Let it Be. The gaping hole in the middle is Magical Mystery Tour, a 53–minute “home movie” the Beatles made (“wrote” and “directed” might be a stretch) in the waning days of their psychedelic period.

The Magical Mystery Tour album is, of course, well–known to one and all; the 1967 release includes all their great singles from that year (“Strawberry Fields Forever,” “Hello Goodbye” et al) as well as “the show songs” (as it’s printed on the sleeve).

In the U.K., however, the Magical Mystery Tour music was presented on two EPs, without the other singles.

America wasn’t doing EPs at the time, so the full album was hastily cobbled together for consumers on this side of the pond, with photos and illustrations from the broadcast.

We never got a look at the film.

Oh, it’s been around, on VHS and DVD, both struck from grainy prints

and poorly marketed through gray areas, but this week Apple has scraped the big Beatles barrel yet again to give us a fully–restored, bloody official, Magical Mystery Tour DVD and Blu– Ray, with 5.1 sound.

Is it a Beatles film? Depends on how you choose to look at it.

There was no script, and there is no plot. In a sense, it’s a trippy, psychedelic film, cribbed from the French Surrealists of the time and the then– emergent schools of experimental filmmaking. In another sense, it’s just a big mess.

It was Paul McCartney’s idea to hire a bunch of actors, put them on a big yellow bus (with the Beatles among), drive through the British countryside and “see what happened.” They had outlines for a couple of scenes they wanted to do — John Lennon wrote one based on a dream he’d recently had — but for the most part they just

made it up as they went along.

“It was basically a charabanc trip, which people used to go on from Liverpool to see the Blackpool lights,” George Harrison explained many years later. “They’d get loads of crates of beer and all get pissed (in the English sense). It was very flimsy, and we had no idea what we were doing.”

Lennon said he’d agreed with McCartney’s scheme because, since the Beatles had ceased touring, they felt as if they “owed something to the fans.”

In England, people would book a charabanc to enjoy a leisurely drive through the country. They’d stop for luncheon, see a show, maybe visit the seashore. They’d drink and sing songs and, in the end, new friends were made through the shared experience.

The “stoned film” (McCartney’s words) is actually quite enjoyable, if viewer expectations are kept low. The Scottish actor and poet Ivor Cutler is very funny, as is the British music– hall comedian Nat Jackley (aka “The Rubber Man”).

Unfortunately, they don’t get to do much (although their “cutting room floor” scenes are included as bonus features).

In one of many extremely bizarre scenes, the Bonzo Dog Doo–Dah Band is onstage, singing “Death Cab For Cutie,” as a stripper goes through her act.

The Beatles themselves, apart from Ringo Starr, who was given a “lead role,” don’t have much dialogue. Harrison, in fact, says exactly four words in the whole movie.

The gems are the musical sequences. The Beatles miming to “I Am the Walrus,” wearing furry animal costumes, is worth sitting through the rest; “The Fool on the Hill” has some lovely, picturesque moments, and the climactic song, “Your Mother Should Know,” is a bizarre, Busby Berkeley–type production number.

The BBC aired Magical Mystery Tour, in black and white, the day after Christmas. It was the first time the Beatles had been savaged by the critics — the Daily Express called it “blatant rubbish” — and a U.S. broadcast deal was quickly canceled.

As for the Beatles, they were soon off to India to sit at the feet of the Maharishi, and the whole thing was forgotten as quickly as it had been dreamed up. CS

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There’s an argument to be made that the Biblical tale of Judas is one of the great modern–day horror stories.

Stephen Adly Guirgis’ The Last Days of Judas Iscariot is one of three plays opening this weekend, and if you think about it, it’s just right for the Halloween season, alongside The Weird and The Rocky Horror Show.

Last Days is like an allegorical blend of the New Testament, Jesus Christ Superstar and Law and Order.

Guirgis has imagined a trial in purgatory, in which Judas’ pushy defense attorney argues that he should not be sent to hell.

A motley cast of characters take the witness stand, including Pontius Pilate, Sigmund Freud, Mother Theresa and that old bugaboo himself, Satan.

“It’s laugh–out–loud funny in lots of parts,” says Sharon Ott, who’s directing the SCAD production. “I think that’s Guirgis’ genius. All his plays have that combination of humor and themes that are as deep as they can be.”

The author of Our Lady of 121st Street and Jesus Hopped the ‘A’ Train,

New Yorker Guirgis is one of the shining lights of contemporary theater. The initial off–Broadway production of Last Days was directed by Philip Seymour Hoffman, and starred Sam Rockwell as Judas and Eric Bogosian as Satan.

Guirgis has “re–imagined Biblical characters in a modern, urban context,” Ott says, which means the language in the play can get a bit rough.

“I do think that some people won’t be able to get past the juxtaposition of the sacred and the profane that exists in the play. I think it’s a play that’s deeply about faith. One could say that it makes a real case for faith as being the only answer to despair.”

Ott compares Last Days to the current Broadway smash The Book of Mormon. “That’s a musical about belief for unbelievers,” she says. “I think this is another play in that vein — it’s a serious play about faith, and God, for people who question the reality of God and Jesus.

“People seem to want to look at

issues of faith and belief. And given the world the way it is, they want to look at it from all sides.”

Last Days, Ott explains, has been embraced by the students of SCAD’s theater department.

“There’s no question that this is very challenging material for student actors,” she says, “but this play actually came to my attention from the students, who had been reading it in one of the Contemporary Theater classes. We’d be working on scenes from the play in various acting classes, and consistently I saw that the students were actually able to not only do it, but they have a kind of freshness of approach that matches the freshness that the writer has. That, I would suspect, is in some ways better for this material than more mature actors might bring.

“The play sounds like them, to them — the deeper sense of spiritual quests, and the deeper sense of betrayal that shows up in Act Two, that’s challenging for people who are only 20 to 21. But they’re doing a great job, and I think the play really sings in their hands.”

What’s left to say about The Rocky Horror Show? It is what it is and what it always has been, and will ever be. A garish, trashy, brightly–colored transsexual musical romp, the cult show above all other cult shows, funny as hell, silly, stupid and, oh yes, a five– star theatrical thrill when it’s in game, enthusiastic hands For the fourth consecutive year, Bay Street Theatre waves hello to Halloween with a full–out Rocky production. Christopher Blair is back as the protagonist, that rugged individualist Frank N. Furter.

Ah, but this isn’t last year’s Rocky. In the first place, there are two directors, Kimmi Sampieri and Sean McGuire.

“Because we have two different styles, we obviously are looking at it from two different perspectives,” says Sampieri. “He’s definitely a technical kind of guy, and he’s got an incredible knowledge of the lore of Rocky. I, on the other hand, am more like ‘Let’s just have fun.’ It’s a good combination.”

Both are Bay Street veterans who’ve worked behind the scenes in comedy,

drama and just about everything else.

“I’m more about ‘what’s your emotion,’ finding your reason, where Sean is more like ‘This has to happen here, because this happens in another scene and it makes sense,” Sampieri explains. “So I think it will make just as much sense as Rocky Horror can. And still have a little bit of raunchiness.

Christopher Stanley returns as musical director — the live band is always part of the fun — and there are three, count ‘em, three choreographers.

The cast also includes Logan Camillo as Brad, Casey Gardner as Janet, Cecelia Arrango as Magenta, Emily Coleman as Columbia, and Leonard Rose as Riff.

Sampieri has a personal stake in making this one special.

“For me, it’s definitely not a competition,” says the California native.

“This show means a lot to me — which sounds funny because it’s a cult show — but there’s a lot of significance for me. Like it was my first time out, with friends, after midnight. That kind of thing. And it was my first time ever seeing something that wasn’t conservative in Orange County.”

Everyone, she adds, has their own vision of The Rocky Horror Show.

“Sometimes you catch yourself saying ‘Well, I remember we did it like this.’

You don’t necessarily want to do a 180 from that, but you don’t want to be highly influenced from that, either.

“Because you don’t want the same show over and over again.” CS The Last Days of Judas Iscariot Where: Mondanaro Theatre, 217 MLK When: At 8 p.m. Thursday–Saturday, Oct. 18–20, at 3 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 21 Tickets: $10 general admission, $5 with senior, student or military ID. Oct. 18 performance is free with a valid SCAD ID.

The Weird Where: AASU Jenkins Hall, 11935 Abercorn When: At 7:30 p.m. Oct. 18–21 (you’re asked to be seated by 7:15) Admission: $10

The Rocky Horror Show Where: Bay Street Theatre at Club One, 1 Jefferson St. When: At 7:30 p.m. Oct. 19–21, 26–28, 31; plus an Oct. 31 midnight show Sunday shows are all ages Tickets: $20–$25 at clubone–online/shop/ rockyhorror

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Subtitled A Collection of Short Horror and Pulp Plays, Roberrto Aguirre–Sacasa’s The Weird is the spooky– season offering from the Masquers troupe at Armstrong Atlantic State University.

“The best way to explain it is: If you’ve ever seen an episode of Tales From the Crypt, that’s pretty much it,” explains director Hai Dang. “It’s five stories in one. There are little hints in the dialogue that connect them all together, but it’s not like a big plotline that connects them all together.”

The host is one M. T. Grave.

Rod Serling might have written the vignettes, which include “Insect Love,” “Bloody Mary” and “The Ten– Minute Play About Rosemary’s Baby.”

“I came to the realization that we haven’t had a Halloween–centric show at Armstrong in forever,” Dang enthuses. “So I decided now would be a great time to do one.”

The Weird, he says, is formatted very much like the beloved 1982 horror anthology Creepshow. “It’s about regular people who have spooky–ass shit happen to them,” he says.

For his next trick, Aguirre–Sacasa worked on the Broadway interpretations of Spider–Man and American Psycho. He is also a writer and producer for the TV show Glee.

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But once inside, the dark wood paneling, golf memorabilia and lowkey lighting is what every golf club restaurant designer should aspire to — an elegant, comfortable and relaxing atmosphere. And the experience, at least at dinner, went far beyond my expectations in terms of quality to value, attention to detail and service.

My guests and I gave the menu a workout, beginning with the Tavern Flatbread — a nearly two foot–long whole wheat pizza — ours topped with chicken, Mozzarella cheese, roasted red peppers, goat cheese and a drizzle of balsamic vinegar.

For three of us the flatbread was just the right size to quell our appetites while we continued to read the menu. Along the way we learned that every sauce, dressing and topping is made in–house — a pretty impressive accomplishment by most standards.

The flatbread, which was hot and married together a pleasing array of flavors certainly set the tone.

I knew I was eating a steak and went old–school with the salad: An iceberg lettuce wedge with blue cheese dressing. Again, the dish over

delivers with nearly a third of head of lettuce, blue cheese crumbles in addition to creamy blue cheese and an ample sprinkling of crunchy, smoky bacon and diced tomato.

I could have, should have, stopped there. That was plenty. Oh, the sacrifices...

There are three sizes of grilled filet mignon: 7 ounces, 10 ounces and a 5–ouncer that can be paired with a variety of other proteins. I chose the 5–ounce, medium rare, with a crab cake.

I passed on the sauteed mushroom topping on the steak, wanting to get every nuance from the Black Angus filet. The temperature was right on the mark — a cool, red center — and the meat was blessedly not over–seasoned. The accompanying crab cake was chock full of white lump crab and seasoned just right.

One of my guests, who had been craving prime rib, chose the special and loved her prime rib. The other went bar food casual, choosing fish and chips. The batter was crispy, the white fish hot and moist. We shared desserts: a commercially made Jack Daniel’s chocolate cake and a housemade coconut cream pie that was as good as any grandma would make.

I chose Louis Martini Cabernet Sauvignon form an extensive wine– by–the–glass list, one of my friends opted for a refreshingly fruity housemade sangria.

In fairness, I returned a few days later, on a very slow Monday at lunch, and found spartan staffing, a lull in service and a meal that was at best an institutional treatment of a luncheon sized ribeye steak and fries — boring to look at, fatty and tough to eat.

It was, as we have all experienced, a very different restaurant than the one I visited the previous Saturday night.

Staffing on slow days is tough — I get that — which requires the cream of crew being on point those days, not distracted B–teamers.

I last ate at Sam Snead’s with my friend Tim Guidera of WTOC. We had a similar experience to the one I had with friends recently, and that was two years ago. Bottom line: For a special dinner or evening out Sam Snead’s is worth the trip to Pooler and a great value and experience. I’ll go back more often.

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I’m teaming with Chef Donnie Simmons to pair wines with his 5– course dinner at Taco Abajo featuring flavors of Spain. A reception wine will also be paired with a roasted suckling pig. Seating is limited; I’ll talk about each wine between courses. $60 per person, Oct. 26, 6:30 p.m. Reservations, call 480–9050. The full menu is under “events” on Taco Abajo’s Facebook page. cs

Miniature masterpieces — The Hospice Savannah Art Gallery is displaying miniature masterpieces during its 4th annual 5 by 7 show. Work will hang through October 18 and silent bids are being accepted now.

Local artists have donated over 150 paintings, ceramics and photographs. Bids start at $33 in honor of not for profit Hospice Savannah’s 33rd year. Final bids taken during closing reception on Thursday, October 18, 2012.

The public is invited. Hospice Savannah Art Gallery, 1352 Eisenhower Dr.

“i” — Recent mixed media by Xavier Robles de Medina. A series of works that explores the role of circuity at the intersection between human anatomy, electric stream, and repeat pattern. October 1- November 5, Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St., 28 Still Lifes — Work by Carol Taylor. Artist reception Sat., Oct. 20, 5-8 p.m. with live music by Sasha Strungess. Show runs through Nov. 13. Dragonfly Studio, 1204 Highway 80 Dan Winters’ America: Icons & Ingenuity — Known for his iconic photographs of celebrities, Dan Winters has won more than 100 national and international awards for his work, including the Alfred Eisen. Jepson Center for the Arts, Telfair Square

Oceana — Newest body of work by Lisa M. Robinson, who previously exhibited her ‘Snowbound’ photography collection at the Jack Leigh Gallery in 2007. Robinson will give an artist talk from 7-8pm on Thursday, October 4. Gallery hours are MondayFriday 9am-5pm. Alexander Hall, 1668 Indian St.

Ellen Peckham — Savannah Center for Fine Art exhibits of the graphic art of Ellen Peckham. Opening reception Friday Nov. 2, 6-9 p.m. Savannah Center for Fine Art, 41 Drayton St. First Friday Art Walks — First Friday Art Walks on the North End of Tybee Island continue through November.

Next editions are Sept. 7, Oct. 5 and Nov. 2 from 5-8pm. Ten participating businesses will feature new art, demonstrations, refreshments and entertainment. Free and open to the public. Dragonfly Studio, 1204 Highway 80 Gimme Dem Heads — Show

by Steven Darden, also featuring work by Alan Chiang, Justin Harris, Kyle Joseph, Lomaho Kretzmann and Chelsea Swift. Reception Fri. Oct. 19, 6-9 p.m., show up through Oct. 22. Ashmore Gallery, 412 MLK Jr. Blvd.

‘Gimme Dem Heads’ is the new show at Ashmore Gallery on MLK; reception is this Friday evening Imagine — Art by Crisley McCarson, presented by Slate Grey Studio, is on display at Southpoint Media and features an eclectic collection of 16 pieces. July 17–October 19, Monday–Friday, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Southpoint Media, 220 W. Broughton St. Suite 200 Isaac McCaslin — Curated

by Casey Roland Belogorska, styled by Arthur Bennett Kouwenhoven, Jr. Show runs month of October. Local 11ten, 1110 Bull St., Jean Claude Roy — Grand Bohemian Gallery at the Mansion on Forsyth Park is hosting an artist reception celebrating 10 years with Jean Claude Roy. Oct. 24, Champagne Reception and

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Local Flavor — Joanne Morton, artist/curator, hosts her first art show. Artists represented through Dragonfly Studio, Tybee Island make up the seven artists exhibited.

Artists exhibiting are; Brad Hook, Carol Taylor, Gertrude Palmer, Jonathon Poirer, Linda Erzinger, James Russell May, & Denise Elliot-Ver-

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Lowcountry Gourmet Foods, 10 W. Broughton St. Meet the Maker — Debut of Liquid Sands Glass Gallery’s “Meet the Maker” series featuring Asheville-based artist Victor Chiarizia. This show will feature the newest additions to his Botanical series including never before seen small scale Botanicals.

Friday, October 19 from 5–9 pm and Saturday, October 20, noon–4 pm. The series will continue November 30th as a part of the 10th Annual Wright Square Merchants’ Holiday Open House and will feature a jewelry trunk show with Just Peachy Jewelry.

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That snatch of dialogue might as well be the slogan for Paul Thomas Anderson’s The Master, the latest from the writer–director of There Will Be Blood and the instant masterpiece Boogie Nights.

The Master features passionate performances from its stars, Joaquin Phoenix and Philip Seymour Hoffman. It’s obviously a work of passion for its creator, who stages it with his typical flair and inventiveness. And yet it never quite persuades us to believe in its convictions, its viewpoints, even its sense of purpose.

Phoenix essays the role of Freddie Quell, a World War II vet who returns to the world in a shell–shocked condition. An often temperamental man, he soon becomes a disciple of sorts to Lancaster Dodd (Hoffman), the founder of a religion known as The Cause.

No one, not even Dodd’s wife Peggy (Amy Adams), can understand why such a cultured gentleman like Lancaster would hang

around an uncouth thug like Freddie.

But it’s a relationship that works in spurts – and that pretty much describes the film itself.

Although Lancaster Dodd and The Cause are clearly based on L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology, the film approaches the religion from such a safe, soft distance that it’s hard to get a proper slant on its inner workings and outer appeal.

This problem would perhaps have been alleviated by making Lancaster Dodd, the picture’s most interesting character, the protagonist, but this is clearly Freddie’s story, thereby keeping audiences at an unfortunate distance.

The Master contains some genuinely powerful scenes and probably warrants a second viewing, but for the most part, even true believers of Paul Thomas Anderson might lose some of their faith after kneeling before this heavily hyped, but curiously distant, endeavor.

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How dedicated is director Ben Affleck to capturing 1979 in his splendid new film, the political thriller Argo? He makes sure that the Warner Bros. studio logo that fills the screen at the beginning isn’t the glossy WB shield that’s instantly recognizable to today’s audiences but is instead the old–school W made up of three parallel lines against an oval backdrop.

It’s a tiny detail – even an irrelevant one— but it demonstrates how thoroughly Affleck has committed himself to his third directorial effort.

Those naysayers who were waiting for the filmmaker to stumble after the one–two punch of Gone Baby Gone and The Town will just have to keep waiting, since Affleck is firing on all cylinders here. Argo is an amazingly proficient film in which great swatches of humor never get in the way of the suspenseful saga at its center. Based on a true story, it relates the smaller drama that was playing off stage next to the main attraction of the Iran hostage crisis of 1979, when militants invaded the U.S. embassy in Tehran and captured 52 Americans. While this hostage situation was dominating international news, little was known about the plight of six Americans who managed to slip out of the embassy undetected.

As seen in the film, the six find sanctuary in the home of the Canadian ambassador (Victor Garber).

Knowing that the group will eventually be found and most likely

executed, the U.S. government weighs a number of lousy options – for starters, giving the sextet bicycles and asking them to pedal their way out of the country – before reluctantly settling on the one proposed by CIA specialist Tony Mendez (Affleck): Head to Iran under the pretense of making a movie, and then bring the stranded Americans back under the guise of various crew members.

Mendez heads up the operation himself, but in order to be convincing, he first travels to Hollywood to get expert counseling from two boisterous individuals: John Chambers (John Goodman), an Oscar–winning makeup artist (Planet of the Apes) who also aids the CIA on the side, and Lester Siegel (Alan Arkin), a producer who agrees to help promote the fake film but only if the fake film can be a hit (while Chambers is a real–life figure, Siegel is not). For their movie, they settle on a screenplay titled Argo, a derivative science fiction flick set in an exotic locale.

Unlike such pandering nonsense as Taken 2, Argo doesn’t traffic in mindless jingoism. While the ingenuity and resourcefulness of America (and Canada, which cosponsored the rescue) takes center stage, the script by Chris Terrio (based on a Wired article

by Joshuah Bearman) also takes time to explain how it was this country’s interference in foreign affairs that directly led to the hostage crisis.

Affleck and Terrio treat the portions involving the stranded embassy workers with the solemnity they

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There’s a pleasant surprise involving the new comedy Here Comes the Boom. No, it’s not particularly good – that would rank as a miracle more than a surprise – but it does showcase Kevin James in his most appealing turn since 2005’s Hitch. James has been a washout as a big–screen comedian – a plight that affects many performers who tether their careers to Adam Sandler’s – but he exudes a natural sincerity that others in his field cannot, and Here Comes the Boom plays off that as much as it plays off his limited comic range.

James stars as Scott Voss, a biology teacher who’s crushed when he learns

that school budget cuts will result in the axing of the music department and the termination of its inspirational head, Marty Streb (Henry Winkler). It will take $48,000 to save the extracurricular activity, but none of the teachers are willing to help out except for Voss and the school nurse, Bella Flores (Salma Hayek). Voss finally comes up with a plan: He’ll raise the dough by becoming a mixed martial arts fighter, since even the bout losers come away with cash in their pockets. You can see where this is headed: Under the tutelage of his muscle–bound friend Niko (a likable turn by real–life MMA champ Bas Rutten), Voss becomes good enough to ascend to a nationally televised match.

There’s also some predictably tired gags involving foreigners attempting to become U.S. citizens, the usual heavily relayed message about chasing dreams, and the typical patriarchal–Hollywood fantasy that allows someone who looks like Kevin James to bag someone who looks like Salma Hayek. But although the movie is produced by Sandler’s company and directed by Sandler flunkie Frank Coraci, it’s refreshingly devoid of the crudity and stupidity that usually run rampant in these films.

As a result, the film’s position on school cutbacks, despite being only surface–deep, seems heartfelt rather than cynical, and James is able to make audiences root for Voss and his mission. Here Comes the Boom never continued on page 36

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deserve, largely leaving the humor for the Hollywood sequences featuring established cutups Arkin and Goodman. Indeed, the only levity to be found in the Tehran–set sequences involves the dopey ‘staches found on the American men – then again, that’s just Affleck engaged in period verisimilitude. (Although he jumped ahead with the song selection: The film is set in 1979 and 1980, but The Rolling Stones’ “Little T&A” wasn’t released until 1981.)

If the movie gains any traction, expect one of its snatches of dialogue to permeate our collective consciousness. I won’t reveal it here – it involves the film’s title as well as an expletive— but it just might match “I drink your milkshake” as an omniscient Internet meme.

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Is there a more authoritative presence in movies today than Liam Neeson? The Irish actor has always had stature on screen, but ever since his character laid out the rules to the Albanian dirtbags who kidnapped his daughter toward the beginning of 2009’s Taken (the speech that opens with “I don’t know who you are” and ends with “I will find you, and I will kill you”), he’s subsequently shown that no one or no thing – whether it be humans (Unknown) or wolves (The Grey) – should mess with him. When he speaks, his gruff voice and no– nonsense demeanor mean we should listen – heck, were Neeson to show up at my front door right this minute and calmly tell me that I need to set fire to my own residence, I would start hunting for matches immediately.

A similarly destructive request is forwarded by his character in Taken 2, in which he returns as ex–CIA operative Bryan Mills. As he’s held prisoner by the thugs hoping to avenge those he killed in the first film, he’s communicating with his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) via cell phone. In order for her to locate his whereabouts, he needs to pinpoint his position, so he orders her to toss grenades(!) over the rooftops of Istanbul so he can listen for the blasts. Somehow, I doubt Bryan would be so quick to explore this route if he was being held hostage in a California or Pennsylvania suburb, but such is the “us against them” view taken by this cheerfully xenophobic series that, intentionally

or not, mainly pushes the notion that Americans should stay home since the rest of the world is a dangerous place populated with nothing but sex traffickers and gun–toting loonies (since, God knows, we don’t have any of these types in the U.S. of A.).

Such a myopic view is easy to ignore because these are disposable popcorn pictures with little political or moral heft – besides, the first Taken was actually an exciting, accomplished movie that expertly mined its premise (cuz, really, who doesn’t want to see Liam Neeson blow away sleazoids who turn teenage girls into drug–addled sex slaves?).

Taken 2, however, is nothing more than a lazy retread, with a director less skilled in the art of action choreography (Olivier Megaton replaces the first film’s Pierre Morel), generic villains rounded up from Central Casting (at least the bad guys in the first film managed to ooze pure evil), and an endless car chase that somehow manages to run 100 minutes in a 90–minute movie. Unless my math is way off, in which case it just felt that way.

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The story goes that when Tim Burton presented his 1984 live–action short, Frankenweenie, to his employers at Walt Disney Pictures, they promptly fired him for blowing their money on a weird project that didn’t jibe with the company’s benign, kid– friendly offerings. Needless to say, the dismissal hardly damaged the man’s career: He made his feature– film debut the very next year with Pee–wee’s Big Adventure and went on to helm such hits as Beetlejuice and

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for playing Bela Lugosi in Burton’s 1994 Ed Wood), he’s the story’s most entertaining figure, especially when he tells his students’ small–minded, science–fearing parents, “You are all very ignorant. Is that the right word, ’ignorant’?”

Burton has opted to present this story in black and white, not only because the original was filmed that way but also because, like Mel Brooks’ b&w Young Frankenstein, it pays the proper respect to the horror classics of the 1930s and ’40s, specifically Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein.

The stop–motion animation looks especially crisp in Frankenweenie’s black–and–white world, and it adds an extra degree of spookiness to the more eccentric supporting characters, among them a creepy kid named Edgar E. Gore, an eerie girl who makes Harry Potter’s Luna Lovegood look grounded by comparison, and an oddball cat whose kitty–litter offerings have prophetic abilities.

But there’s nothing spooky about Sparky, the amiable canine who, even after being brought back from the grave, seeks only to play with– and love on - his owner. Dead or alive, he’s the beating heart at the center of this alternately amusing, alternately poignant but perpetually inventive work.

LOOPER

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The pretzel–twisted thriller Looper may not take us back to the future as satisfyingly as director Robert Zemeckis’ Marty McFly trilogy or James Cameron’s Terminator franchise, but writer–director Rian Johnson does enough right to all but guarantee that he now has a future cult film on the

books. Johnson, who made an attention–grabbing debut with 2005’s Brick and followed that with 2008’s pleasant The Brothers Bloom, continues to function as Christopher Nolan’s Mini–Me, coming up with wildly imaginative movies that (unlike Nolan’s) don’t quite muster enough power to truly break through.

In Looper, Joseph Gordon–Levitt stars as Joe, who in the year 2042 serves as one of a select group of “loopers,” paid assassins who eliminate whoever is sent back via time travel from the year 2072 by the ruling mob of that future world. Joe is content and growing ever richer with his blood–splattered career choice, but the day arrives when he finds himself expected to wipe out the 30–years–older version of himself.

Old Joe (Bruce Willis) has other plans than just taking a blast to the chest, though, and he manages to escape from his younger self.

For his part, Joe winds up at a farm house owned by the strong– willed Sara (Emily Blunt), who’s living there with her little boy (Pierce Gagnon). As Joe bides his time until his middle–aged self again shows up on the scene, he comes to care for the woman and child more than he expected. With the aid of prosthetics, Gordon–Levitt is quite good as he mimics Willis in order to maintain characterconsistency. The time– travel aspects of Johnson’s script don’t always flow smoothly, requiring viewers to engage in an even greater suspension of disbelief than normal.

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Cut to the modern day, and Disney has handed over the requisite budget and the requisite blessing for Burton to make another Frankenweenie, this one a feature–length remake of his celebrated short. No longer a live– action endeavor, this new version has been filmed employing the stop– motion animation style that Burton previously used in Corpse Bride. The story, however, remains the same: In a staid American suburb, young Victor Frankenstein (voiced by Charlie Tahan) is devastated when his best friend in the world, his faithful dog Sparky, is struck and killed by an automobile. Nothing can lift him out of his gloom until his science teacher shows the class how electricity can temporarily reanimate a dead frog.

Working from this template, Victor successfully manages to revive Sparky, a joyous reunion marred by the fear and stupidity of Victor’s neighbors.

The 1984 Frankenweenie ran just the right length at 30 minutes, so the challenge was in expanding the story to approximately 90 minutes without making the new material feel like extraneous filler. Working from Burton’s original idea, scripter John August largely succeeds. The character of the science teacher, a bit player in the original, is given stature and presence: Looking like Vincent Price (Burton’s horror–film hero) and speaking in a thick European accent provided by Martin Landau (who won a well–deserved Oscar

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Activism & Politics 13th Colony Patriots

A group of conservative political activists that meets the 13th of each month at Tubby’s restaurant, 2909 River Drive in Thunderbolt, 6:30pm to 8:30pm. We are dedicated to the preservation of the U. S. Constitution and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. See our Facebook page or call Michael or Elizabeth at 912.604.4048. All are welcome. [062712]

Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning group of folks who meet to talk about politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, and anything else that pops up. Every first and third Thursday, around 7:30 p.m. at Loco’s, 301 W. Broughton St., upstairs. Come join us! DrinkingLiberally.org [062712]

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 912-3083020. [062712]

Savannah Tea Party Monthly Meetings

First Monday of each month at B&B Burgers, 11108 Abercorn St. Social at 5:30pm. October meeting, October 1. Business meeting at 6pm.

All are welcome. Please join us to make a difference concerning local, state and federal policies that affect our way of life. Contact Marolyn Overton at 912-598-7358 or Jeanne Seaver at 912-663-8728f or additional info.

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Veterans for Peace Monthly Meeting

The Savannah chapter of Veterans for Peace meets upstairs at Loco’s, 301 Broughton St. at 7p.m. on the last Monday of each month. VFP is a national organization of men and women of all eras, branches of service, and duty stations that works to expose the true costs of war and to support veterans and civilian victims. 303550-1158 for more info. [072912]

Benefits Operation Christmas Child National Collection Week

Impact a child’s life-- Fill a shoe box with school supplies, toys, necessity items and a note of encouragement for a child overseas suffering due to disaster, disease, war, terrorism, famine or poverty. This year, Operation Christmas Child expects to reach a milestone with more than 100 million children receiving shoe box gifts since the project began in 1993. National Collection Week for Operation Christmas Child is November 12-19. There are collection sites around the Savannah area. To find a location near you, visit www.samaritanspurse.org.

“Pars for Pets” Golf Tournament to benefit Coastal Pet Rescue

First annual “Pars for Pets” Charity Golf Tournament, Sat. October 20, at te Southbridge Golf Course. 1:00 pm shotgun start. Entry fee: $75 person or $250 foursome. Includes 18 holes with cart, cookout and awards ceremony, raffle prizes, goodie bags, bragging rights with trophies, and the opportunity to help dogs and cats in Savannah and coastal South Carolina.

Email Pars4Pets@live.com for more information and registration forms, or go to Coastalpetrescue.org or 912-675-1890.

15th Annual SMA Angels Charity Ball

Saturday, Nov. 10, 6pm at Savannah Marriott Riverfront, 100 General McIntosh Blvd. Dinner and dancing with live entertainment by the Swingin’ Medallions. Silent & live auction. Mike Manhatton will be the Master of Ceremonies for “A Night of Celebration” honoring 15 years of service and support to families affected by Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA). Proceeds benefit SMA Angels Charity Inc., a volunteer nonprofit organization dedicated to finding a treatment or cure for SMA. Tickets $80.

Sponsorships available. Information: www. smaangels.org, or (912) 727-4762 or smacharity@aol.com.

15th Annual Trick or Trot 5k & 10k Run

Saturday, October 27 at May Howard School on Wilmington Island. Presented by the Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club, proceeds from the event benefit four local charities and the Georgia Rotary Scholarship Program. Participants are encouraged to run in costume. Fees are $30 and $35 with an early registration discount of $5. Register online at www.active.com. Event website is www.TrickorTrot.net.

17th Annual Bear Gala for The Children’s Hospital at MUMC

6:30 p.m. to 10 p.m., Friday, October 26, Plantation Club at The Landings. Benfiting The Children’s Hospital at Memorial University Medical Center. Live and silent auctions, dinner, and collectible stuffed bears dressed to match this year’s theme. Information: Lauren Grant at 912-350-1524 or grantla1@memorialhealth. com. Sponsored by The One Hundred.

A Night of Belly Dance

Friday, Oct. 19, 9pm-midnight at The Mirage, 20 E. Broughton St. Benefiting the Human Society of Greater Savannah. A wide array of performances, Mediterranean food, a full bar, and a hookah lounge all in one unique evening. Solo and group belly dancing by many of Savannah’s talented dancers. All tips/donations will go to purchase supplies for the Savannah chapter of the Humane Society. http://www.facebook.com/ events/493268894024685/

Barbells for Boobs

CrossFit SteadFast will be participating in “Barbells For Boobs” – a CrossFit fundraiser that benefits Mammograms in Action (a nonprofit funding mammograms and other screening for low-income and uninsured women.)

We will do the classic CrossFit benchmark WOD “Grace” (30 Clean & Overheads @ 95lbs/135lbs.). Friday October 26th 6pm - 8pm at CrossFit SteadFast (behind EnMark Gas Station), 514 Berrien Street. Information: 912-7133755 or www.cfsteadfast.com. Any donation would be appreciated, and anyone can attend!

Boys and Girls Clubs 95th Anniversary Blue Door Celebration

Boys & Girls Clubs of the Coastal Empire celebrates its anniversary with an Annual Banquet and Charity Auction, featuring Superbowl great George Atkinson (born in Savannah) as the keynote speaker. Catered by Outback Steakhouse.

Thurs. Nov. 1. (call for times) Savannah Station, 301 Cohen Street. Tickets: $50. Sponsorships available. Information and tickets: bgcsavannah.org or 912-233-2939 Extension 2.

Coastal Empire Montessori Charter School Fall Celebration

Games, face painting, inflatables, rock climbing, contests, raffle, Karate Demonstration, music, food court and much more, to benefit the school. Sat. Nov 17, 11am to 4pm at the Bamboo Farms on Canebreak Road off Hwy 17 in Savannah. Cost: $10 for wrist band to jump all day, $2 admission for Adults & babies. Ad-

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Costume Gala Benefiting CASA

James B. Pennington, owner of Majestic Creations, is throwing a party to benefit CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocates) a nonprofit organization that promotes the advocacy of neglected and abused children. Celebrity guest appearance by Deevetkeio Griffeth (CEO of ART CEMM). Musical Guests: Nickel Bag of Funk. Silent auction, raffle items, and a party!

Sunday, October 28. 7pm. Bryson Hall, 5 East Perry Street. Tickets: $30. Information: 404428-3376 or info@majesticcreations.org.

Forsyth Farmers’ Market Seeks Sponsors

Forsyth Farmers’ Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities start at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. www.forsythfarmersmarket.com or email Kristin@forsythfarmersmarket.com for information. [091512]

Karma Yoga Class for Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah has added a new weekly Karma Class to raise money for local charities. The Karma Class is held each Monday night during the regular 6:30 p.m. class.

Students pay $5 to participate in the class, and all proceeds are donated to a local charity.

A different charity is selected each month.

Information: bikramyogasavannah.com or 912344-1278/912-356-8280. [072212]

Monster Mash Bash benefiting Royce Learning Center

An adult Halloween party-- a ghoulishly good time with dancing, buffet, cash bar, costume contests, plus a prize drawing and carved pumpkin sale. Friday, October 19, 8pm-midnight, American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Tickets: $25, or $20 if you bring a carved pumpkin. http://monstermashbash2012.eventbrite. com

October Food Drive sponsored by Ameris Bank Ameris Bank announces its 3rd Annual Helping Fight Hunger food drive initiative. From October 1 - 31, members of the community are encouraged to drop off non-perishable food items at local Ameris Bank locations and supporting businesses. In Savannah and Pooler, donated items will be delivered to Loaves & Fishes Interfaith Food Ministry, Savannah City Mission, and America’s Second Harvest Food Bank of Coastal Georgia. Information: amerisbank.com

Register Now for February’s Seacrest Race for Preservation

The 5K and 10K is a race through many Savannah neighborhoods, finishing with a fun-filled celebration for participants, family, and friends.

Registration savings for early birds, military, first responders, students and children under 12. Race registration is open at Fleet Feet Savannah and Active.com as well the Historic Savannah Foundation website. www.myhsf. org/special-events/seacrest-race/ Or see the Facebook page. Registration fees: $35-45

Slammin’ Cancer Chili Challenge

Wilmington Island Wishes (a local non-profit) is hosting its annual Chili Challenge in support of Owen Newman – a 4 year old battling NonHodgkin’s Lymphoma. Bring the whole family!

Saturday, November 10, 1pm-until the chili is gone. Britannia British Pub, 140 Johnny Mercer Blvd. Information: Sandi Godfrey 706-207-1870 $5.00 admission per person. Chili Tasting, 50/50 raffle, Silent Auction, live music, and football.

Step Forward: Safe Shelter’s 5K Walk to End Domestic Violence

SAFE Shelter invites individuals who want to honor survivors of domestic violence and anyone who has ever been a victim of domestic violence or pay tribute to those who have lost their life to attend its STEP Forward-Taking Steps to End Domestic Violence 5K Walk scheduled for Saturday, October 27, 2012 at 9AM at Lake Mayer. All funds raised benefit SAFE Shelter. Information: 912-629-0026 or www.safeshelter.org To join STEP Forward 5K Walk, call 629-0026, or to make donation and help SAFE Shelter reach their goal visit www. firstgiving.com/SAFEshelter/STEP-FORWARD.

Zumba Mega-Party in Pink for the Susan G. Komen Fund A giant Zumba fest to benefit the Susan G. Komen fund, Saturday, October 20, 8:30-11:30am at StarCastle, 550 Mall Boulevard. Tickets and Info coastalempirepartyinpink.eventbrite.com, or call 912-596-1952.

Call for Entries St. Thomas Thrift Store Grant Applications

The St. Thomas Thrift Store is accepting applications from area charities for grants to be awarded at the end of December 2012. Applications must be submitted before November 15, 2012 to be considered. The amount of a grant generally ranges from $500 to $1500. Contact Betty Ann Brooks at BettyAnn.Brooks@yahoho. com for an application and instructions. Or pick up an application at the Thrift Store at 1126 E. Montgomery Crossroads on Mon., Tues., Fri. or Sat. between 10:00 am and 2:00 pm.

Artwork Sought for Political Satire Art Show

How do you express your political opinions through your art? We want to know! Submit works of art by Nov 5, 2012. (Small entry fee applies) Visit the Opening Reception on November 9, 2012 Check out more info on the Desotorow Gallery website or www.facebook. com/events/480208102009743/.

Savannah Beach Film Festival

Aspiring film makers, send in your short film today! Call for entries to the Savannah Beach Film Festival. Festival date: October 20. Contact sawbeth@bellsouth.net Check us out on Facebook for more information under “Savannah Beach Film Festival 2012.”

T-Shirt Design Competition for Savannah Reindeer Run The Savannah Reindeer Run 8K benefits Savannah Rape Crisis Center. Enter your design for the race T-shirt, deadline is Friday, October 19. Race date is December 15. $300 prize for the winning design. Details of the competition and the race @ www.facebook.com/SavannahReindeerRun, or call 912-233-3000.

Classes, Camps & Workshops Drawing II

Explore the use of props and photographs to achieve strong composition. Discover the elements of design, basics of portraiture and the interaction of color. Drawing experience required. Thursdays, 6:30-8:30pm, Nov. 1 - 29, no class on Thanksgiving. $125. Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern’s Office of Continuing Education at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street. Register: 912-478-5551 or ceps. georgiasouthern.edu.

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Photography Classes

From beginner photography to advanced post-production classes for all levels, amateur to professional. $20 per person for a two hour session with at least 5 students per class.

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Short Story Writing

Explore various writing techniques through assigned readings, writing homework, and workshop-style critiques. Learn narrative structure, scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing, and the art of revision. Experience with fiction and nonfiction writing required. Thursdays, 10/18/2012 to 11/15/2012 6:30-8:30 p.m. Fee: $125 Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-651-0942 or email christinataylor@georgiasouthern. edu Offered in Savannah at the Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street, by Georgia Southern’s office of Continuing Education.

Advanced Creative Photography

Hone exposures using the zone system and continue to work with gestalt principles and basic composition rules to develop personal vision. You’ll spend time in class and in the field.

You’ll need a DSLR camera (full manual mode), changeable lenses, tripod, and USB drive. Fee: $100. Dates: Tuesdays, 10/23/2012 to 11/6/2012 and Saturdays, 10/27/2012 and 11/3/2012 (in the field) Time: 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM on Tuesdays, and 8:30 AM to 10:30 AM on Saturdays. Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern’s Continuing Education program. Registration: 912-478-5551.

Information: 912-651-0942 or email christinataylor@georgiasouthern.edu http://ceps.georgiasouthern.edu/conted/digital.html Location: Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street

Art Classes at the Studio School.

Learn to draw and paint under the mentorship of a working artist. Learn more at melindaborysevicz.com/the_studio_school or email: melindaborysevicz@gmail.com, 1319-B Bull Street. 912-484-6415 Fall 2012 classes begin mid-September. Youth Oil Painting and Drawing; Adult Oil Painting and Drawing; Painting, A Creative Exploration. [091012]

Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching

For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory.

Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.

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Avatar® Info Hour

Are you interested in improving the world?

Do you want to foster community locally and abroad? Join us every 3rd Tuesday of the month to explore the Avatar tools and learn how to live your life deliberately. Call Brie at 912-429-9981 to RSVP and for location details. http://www. theavatarcourse.com. [062812]

Beading Classes at Bead Dreamer Studio Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659.

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Champions Training Center

Offers a variety of classes and training opportunities in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for youth and adults at all levels of expertise. 525 Windsor Rd. Call 912-349-4582

Classical and Acoustic Guitar Instruction

Professional instruction. Lessons with PHD and Guitar Performance. All levels welcome.

Website: www.brianluckett.com for information and contact. [101512]

Coast Guard Auxiliary Boating Classes

Regular classes on boat handling, boating safety & navigation offered by the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. Learn from the experts. For dates & more information, visit our web site: www. savannahaux.com or telephone Kent Shockey at 912-897-7656. [062812]

Drawing Instruction

Private and group drawing lessons by artist and former SCAD professor Karen Bradley. Call or email for details, (912)507-7138. kbillustration@ mac.com [062812]

Drawing the Figure

Beginning Monday, October 1, 3:30-6pm at the Studio School, 1319 Bull Street. Call Melinda at 912-484-6415, or email melindaborysevicz@ gmail.com for more information. facebook.com/ savannahstudioschool

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license or who have already received a license. Group meets monthly. $40/session.

Information: 912-443-0410. [062812]

English for Second Language Classes

Students of all ages are invited to learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. Free. Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 E Savannah. 912-897-3604. Contact: James Lavin or Minister John LaMaison www. islandschristian.org. [062812]

Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops a month to assist citizens who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support and/or visitation and contempt. Schedule: 1st Tuesday, 4:30-7:30pm. 2nd Monday, 2-5pm. 4th Thursday 10am-1pm. Fee:$30 to cover all documents needed to file. Register at mediationsavannah. com or 912-354-6686. [082612]

Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. [062812]

Feldenkrais Classes

Tuesdays 9:30 am and Wednesdays 6:00 pm at the Park South complex, 7505 Waters Ave, Bldg B Suite 8, near Waters and Eisenhower. $15 drop-in, $12 - 6 classes. For more info contact Elaine Alexander, GCFP at 912-223-7049 or elaine.alexander@ymail.com. [062812]

Group Guitar Lessons

Join us for a fun time, for group guitar lessons, at the YMCA on Whitemarsh and Tybee Islands (adults and teens only). Hands-on instruction, music theory, ear training, sight reading, ensemble playing, technique, and rhythm drills, by teacher Tim Daniel (BS in Music). 912-897-9559. $20/week. [062812]

Guitar, Electric Bass & Double Bass Lessons

Instruction for all ages of beginner/intermediate students. Technique, chords, note reading, and theory. Learn songs and improvisation. Studio located 2 blocks from Daffin Park. Housecalls available. Call 401-255-6921 or email a.teixeira472@gmail.com to schedule a 1/2 price first lesson! [062812]

Guitar, Mandolin or bass guitar Lessons

Guitar, mandolin or bass guitar lessons. emphasis on theory, reading music and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. 912-232-5987 [062812]

Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages

8 through 18 and their parents. Classes start in August with registration in July. Classes offered in Guyton and Savannah. Go to www.CoastalEmpireMusic.com for more details. [062812]

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Explore the potential of Hadar’s ™ copper and bronze clays through the art of jewelry making.

Focusing on texturing, building and burnoFee: $200. Mondays, 11/5/2012 to 12/03/2012 Registration fee includes materials. Registration: 912-478-5551. Information: 912-651-0942 or email christinataylor@georgiasouthern.edu ceps.georgiasouthern.edu/conted/artclasses. html Offered in Savannah by Georgia Southern University’s Continuing Education. Location: Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

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Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com [062812]

Kayak Building Workshop

Build your own “skin” kayak in 7 days. Session I: November 3 - 10. Session II: November 12 - 18.

Savannah Canoe & Kayak, 414 Bonaventure Rd. 912-341-9502. savannahcanoeandkayak.com

Learn to Speak Spanish

Spanish Instruction for Individuals or Groups and Spanish-English Translation and Interpretation. Classes held at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. An eclectic range of tools used in each session, including: hand-outs, music, visual recognition, conversation, and interactive web media. Instruction tailored to student needs.

Flexible scheduling. Information and pricing: 912-541-1337. [062412]

Music Lessons for All Instruments

Rody’s Music is now offering music lessons for all ages on all instruments, beginners through advanced. 7700 Abercorn St. For more information call 912-352-4666 or email kristi@awsav. com. [051912]

Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, drums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukulele, flute, and woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Info: 912-692-8055 or smisavannah@gmail.com.

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New Horizons Adult Band Program

A music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school or college and would like to have the opportunity to begin playing again. Dust off your instrument every Monday night at Portman’s Music Store (Abercorn) at 6:30p.m. The cost is $30.00 per month. All ages and ability levels are welcome. Contact Pamela Kidd at 912-354-1500 for more info. [062812]

Novel Writing

Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publishing your work. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-on-one or small group classes and mentoring, as well as manuscript critique, ebook formatting and more.

Send an email to pmasoninsavannah@gmail. com for pricing and scheduling information.

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Open Pottery Studio at Savannah’s Clay Spot

For potters with experience who want time in the studio, Choose from 4 hour time slots. Registrations are based on a monthly, bi monthly, and quarterly time commitment. Savannah’s Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Information: 912-509-4647 or www.savannahsclayspot.com [062812]

QuickBooks Seminars

Hancock Askew & Co. LLP is hosting a series of four free half-day QuickBooks Seminars for PC users. Location: Hancock Askew’s offices, 100 Riverview Drive. Seminars: October 23, 9am – 12pm. QuickBooks® 101* Getting started, setting up your first accounts, basic navigation, bank reconciliations and credit card reconciliations. October 30, 9am – 12pm, Intermediate QuickBooks® - Taking it to the Next Level.

November 6, 9am – 12pm. Reporting* How to manage your business using QuickBooks®.

November 13, 9am – 12pm. Finance for NonFinancial Managers and Internal Controls Important QuickBooks related questions for your

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tax advisor for year-end and more. Information/ registration: Barbara Fierstein at 912-5271337 or bfierstein@hancockaskew.com. Free registration.

Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call 912-7132718 for more information. [062812]

S.P.A.C.E. presents Fall Visual Arts Classes and Workshops

Savannah’s Place for Art, Culture and Education (S.P.A.C.E.) is registering students for Fall visual arts classes and workshops. Day and evening sessions are offered for children, teens and adults in all skill levels. Sessions run September 17 - October 27 & October 19 – December 14. Both sessions are held at the Department of Cultural Affairs S.P.A.C.E. studios, 9 W. Henry St. Sessions include ceramics, metals, glass, painting and drawing, children’s cartooning, a cartooning class, lapidary stone cutting for jewelry design, expanded drawing and painting classes, beginning watercolor and Raku firings. Fees include materials, studio space and more. Information and fees: www.savannahga.gov/arts or by calling (912) 651-6783.

| Submit your event | email: happenings@connectsavannah.com | fax: (912) 231-9932 | 1800 E. Victory Dr., Suite 7, Savannah, GA 31404 urday at 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds, and better investing. Meetings take place at Panera Bread on Bull and Broughton. Contact us at charlesfund@gmail.com for more information.

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Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone that loves to sing is invited to join the Savannah Sacred Harp Singers at Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road in Savannah. All are welcome to participate or listen in on one of America’s most revered musical traditions. For more information call 912-655-0994 or visit savannahsacredharp. com. [062812]

Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Anitra is currently teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for those interested in improving their vocal range and breathing capacity.

Bel Canto carries over well as a foundation technique for different styles including opera, pop, rock and cabaret. Fridays 5.30-8-30pm, Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W State St Savannah, 3rd floor. 786-247-9923 www. anitraoperadiva.com [062512]

Spanish Classes

For high school juniors and seniors. Essay Writing for the SAT/ACT-- 6:00-8:00 p.m., Tuesday evenings, November 6 - November 27, finishing just in time for the December 3rd SAT. Math Prep and Critical Reading Prep courses are scheduled for January and February 2013.

For more information about these and other courses, contact Judy Fogarty at 644-5967 or jfogarty@georgiasouthern.edu.

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Spanish courses to professionals in the Savannah area offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in series. “Beginner Spanish for Professionals” course. Introductory price $155 + Textbook ($12.95) Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed & Native Speaker. Registration: www. conquistador-spanish.com Fee: $155.00 Meets in the Keller Williams Realty Meeting Room, 329 Commercial Drive.

The Savannah Charlesfunders meet every Sat-

Many of us grew up in a “not so perfect” home.

SAT Prep Course Series

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The Family Values Workshops ~ Session One

PSYCHO SUDOKU!

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“Celebrity Sudoku” Solve this as you would a regular sudoku, except using the nine given letters instead of numbers. When you’re done, each row, column, and 3x3 box will contain each of the nine given letters exactly one time. In addition, one row or column will reveal, either backward or forward, the name of a celebrity. psychosudoku@hotmail.com

This has affected the relationships we have or have had in the past. Wonder why we can’t get out of the cycle of poor relationships? I have developed a series of three workshops on Family Values which use the 12 tradition principles of the 12 Step programs, You Can Heal Your Life

by Louise Hay, Be Love Now by Ram Das, The Mastery of Love by Don Miguel Luis, and many other current authors of Love Principles. You do not have to be in a relationship now. Families are welcome (special discounts for whole families attending). Date: October 27, 1:00pm to 5:00pm. Location: Unity Church of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. Registration: $20 plus $40 for materials. A love offering will be taken during the workshop. Lydia Rose Stone, certified Dream Builder Life Coach, at 912-656-6383 or email rosesonthemove@gmail.com.

Yoga for Couples: Toolbox for Labor & Delivery

Participants will learn a “toolbox” full of hands-on comfort measures including breathing, massage, positioning, pressure points and much more from two labor doulas. For moms and their birth companions, to prepare for labor and delivery. The class is held the last Wednesday of each month at 100 Riverview Drive, 6pm-8pm. $100 per couple. Call Ann Carroll (912) 704-7650 or e-mail her at carroll3620@ bellsouth.net. Reservations are required and space is limited. [070812]

Clubs & Organizations Avegost LARP

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. Generally meets on the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. Email: Kaza Ayersman, godzillaunknown@gmail.com or visit www.avegost.com [062912]

Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living and Supporting Individuals with Vision Loss

On the 3rd Thursday of every month, Savannah Center for Blind and Low Vision will offer workshops to learn more about vision loss, services and technology available to participate more fully in the community and how as a community we can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques utilized by individuals with vision loss to access the community, Low Vision vs. Legal Blindness, Common Types of Vision Loss, How to support individuals who have vision loss to achieve their maximum independence, Low Vision Simulator Experiences, Blindfold Experiences, Resources.

Free and Open to the Public. Information: www.

SavannahCBLV.org. Savannah Center for Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton Street. [101412]

Buccaneer Region SCCA

The local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org. [062912]

Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group Meets 1st Thursday each month from 9:30-10:30 AM. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Savannah (912) 3086768 for more info. [062912]

Chatham Sailing Club

Meets the first Friday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd., Savannah (across fom N. Cromwell Rd.) If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem! Information: http://www. chathamsailing.org. [051912]

Drop N Circle Craft Night (formerly Stitch-N Group)

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina.

Join us every Tuesday evening 5pm-8pm for crafting. Located at 6 West State Street (behind

the CVS off of Wright Square in the historic district.) Enjoy the sharing of creativity with other knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers. All levels of experience welcome. Come and be inspired! For more info please call 912-233-1240 or 912-441-2656.

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Energy Healers

Energy Healers Meets every Monday at 6pm.

Meditation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call 912-695-2305 for more info. http://www.meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers/ [062912]

Exploring The American Revolution in Savannah

Interested in exploring the role Savannah played in the American Revolution? Join likeminded people including artists, writers, teachers and historians for discussion, site exploration and creative collaboration. Meets the 1st & 3rd Thursdays at 6pm at Gallery Espresso.

Email, Kathleen Thomas: exploretherevolution@gmail.com for more info. [062912]

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr., Thunderbolt. [062912]

Honor Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending our area Korean War and World War II veterans to Washington DC to visit the new WWII Memorial. All expenses are paid by Honor Flight Savannah, which is not a government-supported program. They depend on donations from the community to fund their efforts. Honor Flight is seeking veterans interested in making a trip to Washington. For more info: (912) 596-1962 or www.honorflightsavannah.org [062912]

Islands MOMSnext

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school. Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. Meets first & third Monday of the month, excluding holidays.

Childcare is available upon request. A ministry of MOPS International. Information or registration: call 912-898-4344 or kymmccarty@ hotmail.com. http://www.mops.org/ [062912]

Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at the First Baptist Church of the Islands on two Wednesdays a month from 9:15-11:30am.

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Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Contact (912) 308-6768 for info. No fees. Wanna learn? Come join us! [062912]

Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome.

Wild Fibre, 6 East Liberty Street (near Bull St.) Call for info: 912-238-0514 [063012]

Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Contact Steve Cook, 912-313-2230. [062912]

Michigan State University Football! MSU Coastal Alumni Club

Gather with other MSU alums to watch football at B&D Burgers on Abercorn Street. The MSU Coastal Alumni Club meets four times to watch games during fall 2012: Sept. 15 vs. Notre Dame; Sept. 29 vs Ohio State; Oct. 20 vs. Ann Arbor; Nov. 3 vs. Nebraska. Information: www. msucoastalalumniclub.com or 248-345-4434.

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m.

American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. Call 786-4508. [062912]

Peacock Guild-For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers.

Writer’s Salon meetings held on first Tuesday

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A weekly discussion group that meets from 7:30pm-9pm at various locations each Monday.

Anyone craving some good conversation is invited to drop by. No cost. For more info, email athenapluto@yahoo.com or look up The Philo Cafe on Facebook. [063012]

Queen of Spades Card Playing Club

A new club formed to bring lovers of card games together to play games such as Spades, Hearts, Rummy, etc. We will meet every other Thursday from 7:30 to 9 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13. E. Park Ave. Next meeting is July 19. Children are welcome. No fee. Information: 912-660-8585.

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Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 5965965. [062912]

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Super King Buffet, 10201 Abercorn Street at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast. net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. [062912]

Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries, holds a meeting on the second Tuesday of every month from 11:30am-1pm. Visit www. safekidssavannah.org or call 912-353-3148 for more info. [062912]

Savannah Art Association

The non-profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is taking applications for membership.

Workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Information: 912-232-7731 [062912]

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month, 6-8 p.m. Encourage first-class prose writing, fiction or non-fiction, through discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton St. All are welcome, including beginners. No charge. Contact: Alice Vantrease (alicevantrease@live.com) or 912-3083208. [091512]

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League.

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Savannah Clemson Club

Savannah Area Clemson alumni and supporters meet at various times and locations throughout the year. Viewing parties for football games held at Satisfied (formerly Loco’s Downtown), 301 W. Broughton Street. Information: Gareth Avant at garethavant@gmail.com or 336-339-3970.

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Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

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Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month.

Experienced fencers welcome. Call 429-6918 or email savannahfencing@aol.com. [062912]

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Philo Cafe

Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day! Call (912) 308-6768 to learn more. [062912]

Savannah Jaycees

Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday of every month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining the Jaycees to learn more. Must be 21-40 years old to join. 101 Atlas St. 912-3537700 or www.savannahjaycees.com [062912]

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Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings are open to the public and visitors. Meetings are held at Logan’s Roadhouse Restaurant, 11301 Abercorn St. the fourth Monday of each month, September through May. Dinner starts at 6 pm and meeting starts at 7:30pm. Guest Speakers at every meeting. For more info, call 912-238-3170 or visit www.savannahkennelclub.org [062912]

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program. The club hosts activities, tours and events to assist in learning about Savannah and making new friends. www.savannahnewcomers.com [062912]

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail beachnit13@yahoo. com. [080312]

Savannah Storytellers

Meets 6-7pm every other Wednesday at Tubby’s on River Drive in Thunderbolt. The aim of Savannah Storytellers is to “talk to tell” a story or stories. We will help, encourage and instruct you in audio-recording and/or presenting your own story. Limited seating. Must have reservation.

Call 912-349-4059. [091012]

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the Mulberry Inn. http://www.savannahsunriserotary.org. [062912]

Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710.

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Savannah Writers Group

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest speaker authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of the month at 7:00 PM at the Atlanta Bread Company in Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn Street. Free and open to the public. Information: www.savannahwritersgroup.blogspot. com/group or 912-572-6251. [082612].

Seersucker Live’s Happy Hour for Writers A no-agenda gathering of the Savannah area writing community, held on the first Thursday of every month from 5:30-7:30pm. Free and open to all writers, aspiring writers, and anyone interested in writing. 21+ with valid I.D. Usually held at Abe’s on Lincoln, 17 Lincoln Street. For specifics, visit SeersuckerLive.com. [063012]

The Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking practical methods for achieving more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. For individualists, nonconformists, anarcho-libertarians, social misfits, voluntarists, conspiracy theorists, “permanent tourists” etc. Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly on Thursdays at 8.30 pm. Discussion subjects and meeting locations will vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees.

For next meeting details email: onebornfree@ yahoo.com. [072212]

U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets the 4th Wednesday

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1 1972 Bill Withers hit 6 “Hair” co-author James 10 “The Naked ___” (Goya painting) 14 Their fight song says “There goes old Georgetown” 15 Dedicated poems 16 Fits of anger 17 Fancy sleeve adornment 19 “___ not good, I’ll call you back” 20 In an aerodynamic way 21 Home of a Herculean lion 22 “I ___ the fool who...”

24 Badminton divider 25 He preceded Jimmy 26 Like factory second clothing: abbr.

27 Table scrap (hidden in PORTABLE) 28 Elevated flat top 29 When doubled, a Teletubby 30 Financial coinage in 2012 headlines 35 Grammy-winner Baker 37 Make eggs 38 Ed of “Up” 39 Ate the rest of 42 Forbes 400 member, often 43 What some rings read 44 Inc., in Paris 45 “Deep Space Nine” shapeshifter 46 Humanoid creature 49 Three-letter diner order 50 “Hey, over here!”

51 “Barracuda” band 52 Send the family newsletter, say 54 Prefix meaning “within” 55 “And don’t try any ___!”

58 Query to Brutus 59 “___ Love Her” 60 Pole dance?

61 Picks up the tab 62 Anjou alternative 63 ___ a million

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1 “Weird Al” Yankovic movie 2 Group of Greeks: abbr.

3 It may be caused by too much screen time 4 Macho 5 Ending for coal or opal 6 Device used in speed tests 7 “[___ swim]” 8 Go against 9 Annual Ashland event, for short 10 They make hard water hard 11 Bakery draw 12 Amethyst or turquoise 13 Syria’s president 18 Painter Matisse 21 Brand near the Sanka 22 Rice side 23 Tabriz resident 25 Toothpaste variety 27 Categorized similarly 28 Minnesota medical group 31 Heel 32 All dressed up, perhaps 33 News sources 34 ___ Loops 36 Fearful 40 Blanket stealer 41 How marathon runners walk around 46 Baby bird sound 47 Gossipmonger 48 Totally bonkers 49 Battle groups?

50 Vladimir of Russia 52 Monocular character on “Yo Gabba Gabba!”

53 Capitol on a fjord 55 Awesome 56 J. Edgar Hoover ran it 57 Sprint calling card from the 1980s

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and third Wednesday. Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. and meet at Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home (207 E. Charlton St.). Call 233-6014 or visit Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for more info.

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every month at 6pm at Barnes Restaurant, 5320 Waters Avenue. All ages welcomed. Prior experience and/or boat ownership not required.

Information: www.savannahaux.com or telephone 912-598-7387. [063012]

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. [063012]

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets the second Tuesday of every month (except October), 6:00 pm at Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner Street. Call 912-2323549 or email chesteraellis@comcast.net for more information. [063012]

Dance Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance.

Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes held in the new Abeni Cultural Arts dance studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. For more information call 912-631-3452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail. com [062812]

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St., at 39th, is offering an Adult Ballet Class on Thursdays from 6:30-7:30. Cost is $12 per class. Join us for learning and fun. Call 234-8745 for more info. [062812]

Adult Dance and Fitness Classes

Beginner & Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, BarreCore Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch & Tone. No experience necessary for beginner ballet, barre, or stretch/ tone. The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/information: 912-925-0903. Or www.theballetschoolsav.com [062812]

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190. The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads. [062812]

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 2:00 - 4:00pm. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h Ferguson Ave. Open to the public. Cost $3.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_ tango@yahoo.com. [100712]

Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/skill levels welcome. Every Sunday, Noon-1PM, Fitness Body and Balance Studio 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/four. 912-596-0889 or www.

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Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

The perfect class for those with little to no dance background. Cybelle has been formally trained and has been performing for over a decade. $15/class. Tues: 7-8pm. Visit www. cybelle3.com. For info: cybelle@cybelle3.com or call 912-414-1091 Private classes are also available. Walk-ins are welcome. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. [062812]

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.

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Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. [122911]

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com or 912-704-2052. [062812]

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany at 272-8329. [062812]

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels.

Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912354-5586. [062812]

Pole Dancing Classes

Beginners pole dance offered Wednesdays 8pm, Level II Pole Dance offered Monday 8pm, $22/1 class, $70/4 classes, pre-registration required. Learn pole dance moves and spins while getting a full body workout. Also offering Pole Fitness Classes Monday & Wednesday 11am. For more info: www.fitnessbodybalance. com or 912-398-4776. Nothing comes off but your shoes. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. [062812]

Salsa Savannah Dance & Lessons

Lessons Tue. & Thur. at SubZero Lounge, 109 W. Broughton St., from 7-10pm. (Free intro class at 7pm). Dancing 10-close. Drink specials during happy hours. Lessons on Sat at Salon de Baile at Noon. Visit salsasavannah.com / 912704-8726 for info. [062812]

Savannah Dance Club

Savannah Dance Club. Shag, Swing, Cha-Cha and Line dancing. Everyone invited. Call for details on location, days and times. 912-3988784. [082912]

Savannah Shag Club

music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. [062812]

Events Farm a la Carte: A Mobile Farmers Market

Find them at various spots around town including Wednesdays 2:30-6:30pm at Green Truck on Habersham, Thursdays 3-5:30pm at Bethesda Farmers’ Market and Saturdays 9-1 at Forsyth Farmers Market. Sustainable meats, organic produce, local dairy and more. revivalfoods. com. [062812]

Farmer’s Market and Fleatique on Wilmington Island

Local vendors of regionally grown produce, antiques, flea market finds. Outdoor market or indoor booths. Vendors please contact us to participate! A portion of this month’s booth rental fees will be donated to the Marc Cordray Fund.. Free to attend. Booths available to rent for a fee. Cents and $ensibility, 6703 Johnny Mercer Blvd., Wilmington Island. In the parking lot or indoors. 912-659-2900. Every Saturday, 9am-1pm.

Free Event: Trunk-or-Treat

Canaan Community United Methodist Church, 2401 Elgin Street, Savannah, GA, is hosting a free “Trunk-or-Treat” event for the community on Saturday October 27 from 6-8pm. Face printing, free food and plenty of candy. All children are welcome to stop by and get a treat or two and check out the decorated trunks of the cars that will be on display. The Savannah Fire Department will also be there for kids to learn about fire safety. Information: (912) 234-3260.

Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Street, on this 20-30 minute tour, its restoration, architectural notes and touch on the history of theatre and early cinema. $4 per person, cash or check only. Group rates for 10 or more. School trips available. Times: No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2:30pm daily. Reservations available for other times. Information: 912-525-5023 or emuller@ lucastheatre.com. [062412]

Heard Elementary School Fall Festival

Saturday, October 20, 3pm-7pm. 414 Lee Blvd.

Carnival games, Lots of prizes, Bake sale, Cake walk,Bounce houses. Crafts. Lots of food. Free

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admission and open to the public.

Musicians Avaliable

We are doing 1 1/2 shows for free right now.

If you need an opening musical act, please consider us. We are located on Wilmington Island. www.facebook.com/pages/The-Edgeof-Red/415364065167234?ref=hl

National Pit Bull Awareness Day Savannah 2012

A day to celebrate and learn all about “America’s Dog”. Free and open to the public. Sunday, Oct. 28, 11am-4pm, Daffin Park, Victory Drive between Waters Ave. and Bee Rd. Information: www.nationalpitbull-savannah.com/

Shire of Forth Castle Fighter Practice

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you’re interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer’s Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org [072212]

St. Mary Magdalene Church Annual Event

Stuffed cabbage lunch plate fundraiser that’s a tasty delight, plus a huge yard sale, Saturday, October 20, 8am - 2pm at St. Mary Magdalene Orthodox Church, 1625 Fort Howard Rd., Rincon. Information: 912-826-5176.

Film & Video CinemaSavannah

A film series that seeks to bring new, first-run films to Savannah including critically acclaimed foreign films and documentaries, among others. To subscribe to information about the series, including screening dates and times, email: cinesavannah@att.net [072812]

Psychotronic Film Society

Hosts weekly screenings every Wednesday, 8pm, at the Sentient Bean. Offering up a selection of films so bad they are good, cult classics and other rarities. Upcoming schedule: www. sentientbean.com and on weekends at The Muse Arts Warehouse www.musesavannah. org [062812]

Fitness Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park

Year-round fitness opportunities. Walkers and runners can choose from the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible), additional 1 mile Avian Loop Trail or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and Street Strider rental available. Guided hikes scheduled regularly. $5 parking. Open daily 7 a.m. – 10 p.m. (912) 598-2300 www.GaStateParks.org/SkidawayIsland [100712]

Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

Tuesdays from 9-10am. $10 per session. North End of Forsyth Park. Contact relaxsavannah@ gmail.com with questions.

Team In Training Info Meetings in October and November

Meetings in Oct. & Nov. at various fitness stores and gyms around Savannah and Chatham County. Learn how you can participate in one of the following events with Team In Training: Critz Tybee Run Fest (five different distances), Publix Georgia Marathon & Half, Inaugural Nike Women’s Half Marathon in DC, St. Anthony’s Triathlon, Rev3 Knoxville Triathlon, Spartan Adventure Race and America’s Most Beautiful Bike Ride. For more info, visit www. teamintraining.org/ga or call 912-484-2582.

Basic Zumba & Zumba Toning Classes with Mai

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912.544.0026 More local numbers: 1.800.777.8000 / 18+ Ahora en Español / www.interactivemale.com

Mondays, Lake Mayer in the Community Center from 8:30am - 9:30am. Zumba Toning at the JEA (Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St) Mondays @ 6 pm. Free for members, $5.00 for nonmembers. Basic Zumba Tues & Thurs 10-10:45am, Curves in Sav’h Mall, $3/members, $5/Gen. Adm. Tuesdays

Bellydance Fusion Classes

Fusion bellydance mixes ballet, jazz and hip hop into a unique, high energy style of dance.

Classes include drills and choreographies for all levels. Small classes held several days a week in downtown Savannah, and upon request. $10 per person. Contact Christa at 678-799-4772 or see [063012]

Blue Water Yoga

Community donation based classes held at the Talahi Island Community Center. Tue. & Thur. 5:45 -7:00p, Fri. 9:30-10:30a For info email egs5719@aol.com or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. [063012]

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St., http://www.savj.org. [063012]

Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against them. Call Sifu Michael Sampson to learn about free trial classes 912-429-9241. 11202 White Bluff Road. Drop ins welcome. [063012]

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays at the Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Call for times and fees. 912-232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. [063012]

Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and Semi-Private classes by appointment. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Suite-A Ferguson Ave. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. 912.238-0018. http://savannahpilates.com. [063012]

Pregnancy Yoga

Ongoing series of 6-week sessions are held on Thursdays from 6-7:15pm at 100 Riverview Dr. Pre-natal yoga helps mothers-to-be prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor & delivery.

Course fee: $100. Contact Ann Carroll at 912704-7650 or ann@aikyayoga.com. [063012]

Savannah Climbing CoOp Ladies Night

Every Wednesday women climb for half price from 6pm - 10pm. $5. 302 W Victory Drive, Suite D. savannahclimbingcoop.com [091012]

Savannah Disc Golf Club

Weekly events (Entry $5): Friday 5 pm - Friday Night Flights. Sat. 10am-Luck of the draw Doubles. Sat. 1pm-Handicapped League. Tom Triplett Park, Hwy 80 W, Pooler. Sun. 10 amSingles at the Sarge in Hardeeville, SC. Info: savannahdiscgolf.com or savannahdiscgolf@ gmail.com All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. [063012]

Stand-Up Paddleboarding

Stand-up paddleboarding lessons and tours.

A great way get out on the water and to stay fit. East Coast Paddleboarding, Savannah/ Tybee Island. Eastcoastpaddleboarding.com or 912-484-3200. [093012]

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. [063012]

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6.30 p.m., Tuesdays and 12:45 p.m., Thursdays, FitnessOne, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine, Memorial University Medical Center. Call 912-350-9031. [072912]

Zumba Classes with Mai and Anne

Ditch the Workout, Join the Party, Monday nights 7-8pm. Lake Mayer Community Center,

1850 East Montgomery Crossroads. All levels.

Fee: $5. Information: 912-596-1952, or 912604-9890. [101512]

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Zumba Fitness (R) Classes with April

Mondays @ 5:30 and Thursdays @ 6:30. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. Just $5 for nonmembers. Call 912-349-4902 for more info. [063012]

Zumba Fitness and Toning Classes with Anne

Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E Montgomery Crossroads. Toning class is Tuesdays, 7-8 pm. Bring 1 or 2 lb. weights. Standard Zumba is Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. Both classes are $5 per session, Free if you bring a friend. (912) 596-1952. [8-3-12]

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. [0622812]

Gay AA Meeting

True Colors AA Group, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Sundays at 7:30pm, Wednesdays at 7:30pm and Thursdays at 7:00 pm at 307 E Harris St, top floor. [062812]

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-547-6263.

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Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets second Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. SPs mission of unity through diversity, and social awareness has helped promote the well-being of the LGBT community in the South, and organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival. Call 912-288-7863 or email heather@savpride.com. [062812]

King’s inn Savannah’s

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Stand Out Youth

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. [062812]

What Makes A Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.

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Health Breath Empowerment Energy Class

Breath Empowerment is an extremely powerful energy exercise that has had many different health benefits and has been used for years. People will emerge with a more Universal perspective and greater clarity. It has been described as profound vibration inside their body, and a feeling of bliss afterwards. Preregistration is required Email tim@ qigongtim.com with any questions. October 29, 7-8pm, 18.00 www.qigongtim.com. Healing Forehands, 7505 Waters Avenue Suite B-8

Free hearing & speech screening

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech & Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. www.savannahspeechandhearing. org [062812]

Alcoholics Anonymous

If you want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Check www.SavannahAA.com for meeting locations and times, or call 24 hrs 912-356-3688 for information. [062812]

Diabetes Management Course

MON NIGHT FOOTBALL 2 for 1 appetizers; 5 for 15 Bud/ Bud Light buckets TUES NIGHT: 2 for 1 VIPs; 5 for $15 Miller Light buckets WED NIGHT $8 top shelf margaritas THURS NIGHT 5 for $15 Bud/Bud Light buckets FRI NIGHT $8 Jager bombs $6.95 10 wingsSATURDAY and a pitcher $12 LUNCH SAT NIGHT SPECIAL 5 for $15 Miller Light buckets SUNDAY NIGHT 10 wings and a pitcher $15

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5:30-6:30pm, St. Paul CME Social Hall, 123 Brady St. $3 Per class. Weds 9:30-10:15am, Frank Murray Community Center, Wilmington Island, $3. Bring water, proper shoes and attire. Contact Mai @ 912-604-9890. [081912]

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reverse diabetes by following a new protocol.

Meet once per week for seven weeks. Education on strategies for change, stress management techniques, films, an offsite tour, food preparation, grocery shopping. Led by Jeff Adams and Carolyn Guilford. Course begins in mid-October.

Information: 912-598-8457, or 912-236-8987.

ARIES

(March 21–April 19) When Spanish conquistador Francisco Pizarro laid waste to Peru in 1532, his soldiers found green stones on the land. Were they emeralds? A priest who was traveling with them gave them bad advice.

He said that the way to determine whether they were merely colored glass or else precious gems was to test their hardness by pounding them with hammers. In this manner, many actual emeralds were shattered into fragments. Learn from this mistake, Aries. Make sure you recognize treasures for what they are. And don’t force them to submit to unwise tests that misconstrue their true nature.

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) Someone at Reddit.com posted a question to the community: Could anyone help him recreate the aroma of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? He said he loved that smell. It was a blend of damp earth, rotting wood, and gunpowder. It had musty overtones, a hint of chlorine, and a tantalizing freshness. If only he could get that fragrance to permeate his house, he testified, he’d always be able to work at peak efficiency. You might want to follow his lead, Taurus. It’s a good time to identify and gather all the ingredients you would need to make sure your environment inspires you to the max.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) If you asked me to be your personal advisor, I would prescribe supplements and herbs to build up your immune system. I’d insist that you eat nothing but healthy food and get at least eight hours of sleep every night. I’d suggest that you meditate daily on images that symbolize your most inspiring desires. For fun, I might even advise you to do a ritual in which you create a big circle around yourself using violet yarn and then do a series of playful acts to pump up your freedom, like dancing as wildly as you know how and chanting “love is my creator.” Finally, Gemini, if you sought my counsel, I’d urge you to use your exuberant imagination in concert with your disciplined intellect as you design a long–term plan to charge up your well–being.

CANCER

(June 21–July 22)

“Dear Free Will Astrologer: I found your website by accident today and was drawn in fast and hard.

No matter what I did I could not escape and get back to my work.

Your messages were too interesting for my own good. You gave me too many answers to questions I’ve had for too many years. I felt like I was being cured of problems I didn’t even know I had. Many hours went by until finally I was able to pull myself out of the vortex. How did this happen? – Freaked Out.” Dear Freaked: I was born under the sign of Cancer the Crab, and it so happens that the people of my tribe are currently emanating an intriguing and inscrutable aura. We’re at the peak of our ability to attract and seduce.

Many of us are using our power benevolently, but our mysterious mojo could still be a bit unsettling.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) The past is headed your way bearing gifts, Leo. I recommend that you make yourself available for its blessings, which may be delivered to you in unexpected ways. For example: The spirit of a dead loved one could impart an enigmatic but useful tip in the middle of the night. An abandoned dream you assumed was gone forever might return from limbo to grant you a wish. A favor you did for someone long ago could finally be repaid.

Are you ready to let history reward you in its own unique style?

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Just for you, it is Shark Week. During this dicey holiday, you should be wary of all sharks, especially the kind that look like human beings. Don’t get in their way, and don’t underestimate them. On the other hand, I’m not opposed to you getting to know some sharks better. They could teach you some valuable lessons on how to get what you want. Not that you would ever be as cold–blooded and predatory as they are, of course. But it might be energizing to your ambitions if you add just a bit of shark–like thinking to your repertoire.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Visualize yourself heading out on a high adventure with interesting people –– but all the while being distracted by the memory of a trivial insult you experienced earlier that day. Picture

yourself getting intimate with a lover who inspires you to lose your self–consciousness –– up until the point when you decide to interrupt your fun by answering a phone call from some random person. Imagine toning yourself down and holding yourself back because of misplaced politeness or unnecessary guilt or delusional fear –– even though you’re feeling a rushing instinct to surge and soar and overflow. Finally, Libra, understand that in getting you to envision these parodies of your current inclinations, I’m hoping to shock you into making sure that nothing like them happens.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) Sometime soon you may dream of being naked at a public event like a class at school or a committee meeting. I think this would be an excellent omen, so I hope it comes to pass. It would signify that you’re ready to shed the disguises that have been making it problematical for you to reinvent yourself. Who is the New You? Stripping down to the bare essentials in your dreams will help you see raw truths about your waking life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

As you cross the great water in search of the unknown treasure, navigate by the light of the clouds.

That’s your dreamy oracle, Sagittarius. What does it mean? Well, the work you do to figure it out is essential to activating its potential, so I don’t want to give away too much. But here are three further hints to inspire you on your quest.

1. Be willing to go a long way to find a secret you don’t even know you’re looking for. 2. Consider the possibility of cultivating faith in a goal that you don’t quite yet grasp in its entirety. 3. Rely on shadows and reflections to give you accurate information you can’t get directly from the thing that’s casting shadows and being reflected.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

Everyone has some kind of power.

What’s yours? In the coming days, I suspect there will be some crisis and opportunity regarding how you use it. Maybe you will be invited to assume more authority or exercise greater influence.

Maybe your ability to wield your particular clout will be questioned or doubted, and you will be challenged to either stand up and

express it with more integrity and purpose, or else relinquish it. For best results, take a moment right now to visualize the precise power you would love to command.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) “Dear Rob: I really enjoy reading your horoscopes. You feel like a friend I’ve never met. When I try to picture what you’re like, I keep getting a vision of you as being fat, short, and bald with a strawberry blond moustache. Am I right? – Curious Aquarius.” Dear Curious: It’s great that you’ve decided to do a reality check. This is an excellent time for all you Aquarians to see if what you imagine to be true is a match for the world as it actually is. To answer your question, I am in fact tall and thin, don’t wear a moustache, and have an abundance of long silver hair.

PISCES

(Feb. 19–March 20) I’ve got just the right message to set the tone for you in the weeks ahead. It comes from writer H.P. Lovecraft, and captures the essence of your astrological omens.

“Pleasure to me is wonder,” said Lovecraft. “It’s the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability.

To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.”

Now get out there, Pisces, and gather up all the mysterious marvels you have coming to you –– all the bracing encounters with uncanny grace.

Energy Medicine Basics & Inner Journeys Workshop

Clean house at the cellular level With Ellen Farrell, MA, NCC, LPC, EEM-­‐AP. Sat. Nov. 3. Part 1, 9-10am. Practice energy testing, Chakra clearing, & other EM basics. Part 2, 10am-12:30pm –Practice energy fusion mindful movement. Clear past emotional pain, trauma, fear; small group sharing, Q & A, and a beautiful Spirit/Chakra/Core Star Guided Imagery Meditation. Where: Park South Office complex, Ste. B-8 7505 Waters Ave. Contact to register and for fee information: www.ellenfarrell.com or 912-247-4263.

Flu Shots Now Available from Chatham County Health Department

Flu vaccinations (nasal spray and injectable shot) are available at the Chatham County Health Department, 1395 Eisenhower Drive, Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.

No appointment is necessary. $25 for injectable shot and nasal spray. The shot is approved for use in healthy people 6 months of age and older, people with chronic medical conditions, and pregnant women. The nasal spray is approved for use in healthy people 2 to 49 years of age who are not pregnant. $40 for “High Dose” vaccine recommended or people aged 65 and older.

Neither the flu shot nor the nasal spray can cause the flu. Information: 912-356-2441.

Health Care for Uninsured People

St. Mary’s Health Center is open for primary health for the uninsured of Chatham County. The center, located at 1302 Drayton, is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 912-443-9409. [062812]

Hypnobirthing

Teaches the mom and her birth partner to use her natural instincts, trust her body, release emotions and facilitate relaxation during labor and delivery. The series of five classes are held on Monday evenings starting at 6 PM at 100 Riverview Drive. Reservations are required.

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La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Thursday of every month at 10am. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9544, www.lllusa.org/web/SavannahGA.html. [062812]

Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center. Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John. S. Delaware Center from 6:00 PM to 7:15 PM. On Tuesdays from 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM, the classes are held at the center on 1910 Abercorn Street. Zumba (Tuesdays).

Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises. (Mondays & Wednesdays). Information: 912-447-6605. [062812]

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154. [062812]

Yoga on the Beach at Tybee

Held on Wednesdays and Fridays, at Tybee’s North End, weather permitting, from 7am-8am.

Come to the North Beach Public Parking area, Gulick Street walkover (next to lifeguard stand #2). Drop-ins encouraged! The class is by donation and is a multi-level class, Hatha I & II,

Nature and Environment Recycling Fundraiser for Economic Opportunity Authority

Programs of EOA have been earning free financial support by participating in the FundingFactory Recycling Program. Bring empty cartridges, cell phones, small electronics, and laptops to EOA for recycling through FundingFactory, in exchange for their choice of technology recreation products, or even cash. Business Support Program of Funding Factory will give benefit to EOA for materials recycled through them by business registered with them. Drop off recyclables at 618 West Anderson Street, Rm. 202, Savannah, GA 31415 To learn more about supporting EOA, including the Business Support Program (recycling) call Debbie Walker at 238-2960 ext.126, or dwproperty@aol.com or at www.FundingFactory.com. [053112]

The Dolphin Project

The Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at your school, club or organization. We offer a fascinating powerpoint with sound and video about our estuarine dolphins and their environment. Ageappropriate programs and related handouts. www.thedolphinproject.org [062712]

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Offering a variety of fun educational programs including Beach Discovery Walks, Marsh Treks, Turtle Talks and the Coastal Georgia Gallery, which features an up close look at dozens of local species. Open daily, 10am-5pm. For more info, call 912-786-5917 or visit www.tybeemarinescience.org. [062712]

Walk on the Wild Side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center , 711 Sandtown Rd., offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland. org. [062712]

Wilderness Southeast

Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-236-8115 or www.wildernesssoutheast.org. [062712]

Pets & Animals Low Cost Pet Clinic

Tails Spin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors on the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month from 5-6pm. Vaccinations: $12.00, with $2.00 per vaccination donated to Savannah Pet Rescue Agencies.

Habersham Village Shopping Center. www. tailsspin.com [062712]

St. Almo’s

Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays at 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at the Canine Palace, 612 Abercorn St. For info, call 912-2343336. [062712]

Readings & Signings

Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

Meets the last Sunday of the month at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 4476605. [062712]

Tea Time at Ola’s (Book Club)

A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Bring a book you’ve read this month and tell all about it. Treats to share are always welcomed. Tea will be provided. 2325488 or 652-3660. [062712]

Religious & Spiritual “God on Broadway” Worship Series at Asbury Methodist

Blue Man Group, Sister Act, and The Civil War are some of the Broadway shows featured in Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church’s 2012 “God on Broadway” Worship Series. Every Sunday in October at 11:15a.m. 1008 East Henry Street (at Waters Ave.) All are welcome. www.AsburyMemorial.org

A New Church in the City, For the City.

We gather on Sunday mornings at Bryson Hall (5 East Perry St.) on Chippewa Square at 10:30 am. Like us on Facebook: Savannah Church Plant. [062712]

Guided Silent Prayer

A couple of songs done acoustically, about 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and a few minutes to receive prayer if you want (or remain in silence). A mid-week rest and re-focus. 6:458pm on Wednesdays at the Vineyard Church.

615 Montgomery St. (behind Blowin’ Smoke BBQ). www.vineyardsavannah.org [062712]

Savannah Zen Center

Meditation, Classes & Events are held at 111 E. 34th St., Savannah, Ga 31401. For schedule: savannahzencenter.com or visit us on Facebook. {062712]

Service of Compline

The Service of Compline at Christ Church has moved: same music, same service, same choir, same preacher--different location. Service of chanted Compline by candlelight will be held at historic Independent Presbyterian Church (corner of Bull Street and Oglethorpe) every Sunday night at 9:00p.m. “Come, say good night to God.” [062712]

Theology on Tap

Meets at The Distillery every month on the third Monday night from 8:30 - 10:30pm. Like us on Facebook: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. [062712]

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 1001 E. Gwinnett St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. [062712]

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary.

234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. [062712]

Unity Church of Savannah

Two Sunday morning Celebration Services - 9:15 and 11:00. (Children’s Church and childcare at 11:00.) Noon prayer service every Thurs. To find out about classes, workshops and more visit, www.unityofsavannah.org or call 912-355-4704. 2320 Sunset Blvd. [062712]

Sports & Games Adult Coed Flag Football League

8v8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsor bar provided for discount food & drinks. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed nights/Sun mornings, held at locations around Savannah. $450/team.

Minimum 8 games. For ages 18+. Coed teams.

Information: www.SavAdultRec.com (912) 220-

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8v8 Coed Ultimate League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsor bar provided for discount food & drinks. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Matches are Thurs nights/Sun afternoons. Held in Daffin Park/ Forsyth Park. Registration fees: $350/team.

Minimum 8 games. For ages 18+. Information: www.SavAdultRec.com (912) 220-3474.

Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635. [062512]

Adult Coed Ultimate Frisbee League

Savannah Bike Polo

Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. Check out www. facebook.com/savannahbikepolo for more information. [062712]

Support Groups Free Caregiver Support Group

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction. Meetings are the second Saturday of each month from 10:00am to 11:00am, at Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Drive. Refreshments and conversation after each meeting.

Participation is free and open to anyone with a need of support for the care giving they provide. www.savannahcommons.com [082612]

ACOA-Al-Anon

The “From Survival to Recovery” Adult Children of Alcoholics/Al-Anon Group is a fellowship and support group for those who grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. Meets Thursdays at 5:45 PM at the 24-Hour Club, 1501 Eisenhower Drive. For call-back information, phone 912-598-9860. [101512]

Al-Anon Family Groups

An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of the AlAnon Family Groups is one of strength and hope for friends and families of problem drinkers.

Al-Anon is for adults, and Alateen is for young people ages 13-19. Meetings daily throughout Savannah and the surrounding area. Check www.savannahalanon.com for meeting information and times, or call 912-598-9860.

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Alcoholics Anonymous

If you want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Check www.SavannahAA.com for meeting locations and times, or call 24 hrs 912-3563688 for information. [062512]

Alzheimer’s Caregivers and Families Support Group

Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts caregivers and families support groups for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members.

Locations and days: Every 2nd Monday at Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. Every 2nd Thursday, 5:30pm, at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. For more info, call 236-0363, ext.

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Brain Injury Support Group

For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. http:// www.memorialhealth.com [122911]

Breast Cancer Survivors Group

Meets Tuesdays at 5:20pm, at First Presbyterian Church on Washington Avenue and Paulsen Street. Survivor’s and care providers welcome. Enter via Washington Ave. Contact Melissa at 912-844-4524 or Krista at 912-8197053. [062512]

Cancer Support Group

Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Candler Drive (at Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital.) For anyone living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-5704. [062512]

Citizens With Retarded Citizens

Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. [062512]

Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association

Meets Sat., Sept. 22, 10:30am at Barnes Restaurant at 5320 Waters Ave. in Savannah, at 10:30 a.m. Polio survivors and guests are invited. For information and location, call 912927-8332 or go to www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. (There is no charge for this meeting.)

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Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges

Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, 55 Al Henderson Blvd. Room 250. A group for couples dealing with primary or secondary infertility, whether on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 5960852 .

Debtors Anonymous

Is debt a problem for you? Debtors Anonymous can help! Meetings: 5pm Every Sunday. Place: Unity of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. For info go to http://www.debtorsanonymous.org/ or call 912 572-6108. [092212]

Eating Disorders Anonymous (E.D.A).

A free volunteer-led support for individuals struggling with or in recovery from an eating disorder (anorexia/restrictive eating and/or bulima/binge-purging). This is not a diet group nor for individuals who struggle with overeating alone. Monday nights, 7:30-8:30 p.m. at Asbury Church at 1008 Henry St. For information or questions, email edasavannah@yahoo.com. CS

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SOUTHSIDE

•1BR Apts, washer/dryer included. $25 for water, trash included, $625/month.

•2BR/1.5BA Townhouse Apt, total electric, w/washer & dryer $675.

912-927-3278 or 912-356-5656

FOR RENT

•2201 Walz Dr: 2BR upstairs apt., central heat, window AC $600 + sec.

•1202 E.37th: Large 3BR ground floor apt. $600 + sec.

•109 West 41st: Lower 1BR Apt., 1.5BA, central heat/air $500 + sec.

Call Lester @ 912-313-8261 or 912-234-5650

FOR RENT

2 remodeled mobile homes in Garden City mobile home park. Double/Singlewide. Low down affordable payments. Credit check approval. Special ending soon.

Speak directly to Community Managers, Gwen or Della, 912-964-7675 For Rent 53 E. Fairmont Ave, 2BR/1BA, CH/A Carpet and Ceramic Tile. $695 mo/$695 dep, discount rent available.

Call Dawn 912-661-0409

WILSHIRE ESTATES

Available soon! Large 3BR/1BA, large kitchen, LR, DR/family room combo, CH/A, Window World energy efficient windows throughout. Quiet area, minutes to HAAF, schools, shopping, restaurants.

No smoking. No Section 8. Police discounts available. 1yr. lease. $939/rent, $979/security deposit.

912-920-1936

WINDSOR FOREST: 3BR/1.5BA, family room has been used as 4th BR, new CH&A, new interior paint, new windows and sliding doors. Conveniently located. No smoking. No Section 8 accepted. $959/month + security deposit. 912-920-1936

$75 Move-In Special Today!!

Clean, furnished, large. Busline, central heat/air, utilities. $100-$130 weekly.

Rooms w/bathroom $145.

Call 912-289-0410.

AVAILABLE ROOMS:

CLEAN, comfortable rooms. Washer/dryer, air, cable, HBO, ceiling fans. $110-$140 weekly. No deposit. Call Ike @ 844-7065

FURNISHED APTS. $165/WK.

Private bath and kitchen, cable, utilities, washer furnished. AC & heat, bus stop on property. No deposit required. Completely safe, manager on property. Contact Cody, 695-7889 or Jack, 342-3840.

24/7/365

EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week.

Call 912-844-5995.

ROOMMATES WANTED East Savannah: Very clean. Stove, refrigerator, cable, washer/dryer included. On bus line. Starting at $125/week. Call 912-961-2842 WEST 47TH NEAR Beach High School. Cozy 1BR garage apt: BR, LR, kitchen $125/week.

912-224-4167 $100 & Up Furnished, includes utilities, central heat/air, Comcast cable, washer/dryer. Ceramic tile in kitchen. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. Call 912-210-0144. transportation 900

cars 910

2002 TOYOTA SOLARA SLE Convertible, V6, Red with black top, black leather upholstery, fully loaded, professionally maintained, great condition. 114K, $7900. 912660-6834 CHEVROLET Box Van, 1984- 14’ Body, 350 Chevy engine. Low miles. Asking $2,000 OBO. Call 912-232-1786

FENDER BENDER?

Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities.

TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month.

912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.

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Furnished, affordable room available includes utility, cable,refrigerator, central heat/air. $115-$140/weekly, no deposit.Call 912-844-3609

TOYOTA Sienna LE, 2003- 108,700 miles, quad seating, DVD, rear climate control. Great shape. Asking $7,700. 912-663-1999 WE PAY CASH for junk cars & trucks! Call 964-0515 Motorcycles/ AtVs 940

2011 VESPA - Just 4 miles, never on road, powder blue, front/back racks, $3500 obo. 937-675-4143 Boats & accessories 950

NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air.

No deposit.

Call 912-398-7507.

ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone service. $450-$550 monthly, $125/security deposit, No lease.

Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown:912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.

2005 18.5’ Key Largo, Center Console, 90Hp Yamaha, Marine Radio, Depth Sounder. Great fishing boat! Excellent condition. Trailer Included.Boat & trailer purchased new, by owner,in 2005. $10,500. 912-604-2404

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SPACIOUS ROOMS FOR RENT Newly renovated on busline.2 blocks from Downtown Kroger,3 blocks from Historic Forsyth Park. $150/week w/No deposit.

844-5995

3 bedroom 2 bath home located in Windsor Forest. 1670 sq ft. Fenced yard, large deck, new carpet, pets allowed.

Background check required.

Available immediately. $1,100.00 (912)414-3048

1BR & 2BR/1BA Apartments, LV Room, Dining, Kitchen w/appliances, washer/dryer hookup.

UTILITIES INCLUDED! NO CREDIT REQUIRED! $225 & Up weekly, $895/monthly, Call 912-319-4182, M-Sat 9AM-6PM

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ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995.

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WILMINGTON ISLAND: Johnny Mercer duplex, 2BR/1BA, LR, dining area, kitchen, newly renovated $795/month. 912-897-6789 or 912-344-4164

rooms for rent 895

1, 2, and 3 BR $650-$1050/month Ask about our move in specials

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*TEMPLE STREET, off Staley Avenue,

by Fairgrounds,all brick on 3 lots.

3BR/1BA, LR, kitchen, heat/air, laminate throughout, laundry room $600. *800 Block of WEST 44th, near Beach High. Kitchen, DR, fenced backyard. 912-224-4167

Really nice inside & out! Available now! 3BR/1.5BA, LR, DR, new wood floors, new paint interior & exterior, new vinyl floors in baths, new ceiling fans, new high-efficiency windows & sliding glass door, utility room, carport. $939/rent, $979/security deposit.

912-920-1936

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912.239.9668 709A E. Broad St.

SUNRISE VILLAS - Eastside A place that you can call home!

Large eat-in kitchen, central heat/air, W/D connections, carpet, mini blinds, total electric. $650/Rent, $300/Deposit. Call 912-234-3043

WINDSOR FOREST

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APARTMENTS FOR RENT

LARGE STUDIO APT. Private bath, off-street parking.OK for single or couple.Quiet neighborhood on Louisiana Avenue.$395 + $225/security deposit. Jim, 912-398-6211

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HOUSES 4 Bedrooms 11 Belladona Way $1500 3 Bedrooms 412 Sharondale Rd. $995 16 Wilshire Blvd. $925 2320 Hawaii Ave $875 2 Soling Ave $875 2214 E.43rd St. $850

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ROOM FOR RENT Safe, Quiet environment in nearly new home. Utilities & cable included. On busline. $125/weekly, $75/deposit. Call 912-484-1347 Submit Your Event Online and Place Your Ad Online www.ConnectSavannah.com

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ALMOST NEW 3BR/2BA all electric home near hospitals. No Section 8 or pets. References required. $875/monthly. Call 912-224-9377

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