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Looking ahead @ The Collective Face: Salome.

Nov. 30–Dec. 9. @ AWOL: A Christmas Carol. Nov. 30–Dec. 9. S.P.A.C.E. Black Box. @ Chris Young. Dec. 7. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Film screening: Die Hard. Dec. 7. Lucas Theatre. @ Film screening. Love Actually.

Dec. 8. Lucas Theatre. @ Holiday Pops: Savannah Philharmonic. Dec. 14 & 15. Cathedral of St. John the Baptist. @ Film screening. It’s Wonderful Life. Dec. 15. Lucas Theatre. @ The Eight: Reindeer Monologues.

Bay Street Theatre, Dec. 20–23. @ Night After Christmas Comedy Jam. Dec. 28. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Cinderella. State Ballet Theatre of Russia. Jan. 13. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ American Traditions Competition. Jan. 15–19. @ Film screening: Lawrence of Arabia. Jan. 18. Trustees Theater. @ Shel’s Shorts. Bay Street Theatre.

Jan. 24–27. @ A Night in Vienna. Savannah Philharmonic. Feb. 1. Trustees Theater. @ Snow White. Columbia City Ballet. Feb. 9. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Savannah Book Festival. Feb. 14–17. @ A Memory, A Monologue, A Rant and A Prayer. Bay Street Theatre.

Feb. 15–17. @ A–Town Get Down w/Loudon Wainwright III. March 2. Trustees Garden. @ Jerry Seinfeld. March 7. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Matchbox Twenty. March 12.

Bay Street Theatre. @ The Collective Face: Shadowlands. March 8–23. Muse Arts Warehouse. @ Lord of the Dance. March 13.

Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ Harlem Globetrotters. March 14. MLK Arena. @ Savannah Music Festival. March 21–April 6. @ Reefer Madness. Bay Street Theatre. April 19–28. @ Celtic Woman. May 3. Johnny Mercer Theatre. @ The Collective Face: Pride & Prejudice. May 10–25. Muse Arts Warehouse. @ Blue Man Group. May 13 and 14.

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this week | compiled by robin wright gunn | happenings@connectsavannah.com

WEEK AT A GLANCE Free Advice Fridays

Week At A Glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of various events over the coming week. If you would like an event listed, please email WAG@connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

What: A handful of Savannah-based folks will be on hand to share ideas on any question you may have for them.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 12 p.m.-2 p.m.

Where: Creative Coast, 15 W. York St. Cost: Free Info: thecreativecoast.org/

December Nights & Holiday Lights at the Bamboo Farm

What: Walking tour with tram rides. Saturday night photos with Santa. Proceeds benefit Children’s Garden.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m., Sat. Dec. 8, 6-9 p.m., Sun. Dec. 9, 6-9 p.m.

Where: Bamboo Farm and Coastal Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. Cost: $5 cash/checks. Free under 12.

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Wednesday Savannah Harbor Festival of Lights

What: A drive-through holiday light show.

Nightly bonfires, smores, hot chocolate.

Trolley and horse-drawn carriage rides also available. Proceeds benefit local children’s charities. Dates: Wednesdays through Sundays until Dec. 23. Open daily Dec. 24 - Jan. 1. Hours: 6-10pm.

Where: Road Course on Hutchinson Island, Hutchinson Island Cost: $20 per car (includes two $5 food/ bev. vouchers) Info: savannahharborfestivaloflights. com/

Film: Fallen Angel (1981, USA)

What: Psychotronic Film Society presents a 65th Birthday Tribute to iconic character actor Richard Masur, starring in a made-for-TV drama.

When: Wed. Dec. 5, 8 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6

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Thursday Art Lecture: Offering of the Angels

What: Telfair Members’ lecture and opening reception for long-awaited exhibition “Paintings and Tapestries from the Uffizi Gallery.” Lecture by Linda Carioni, Contemporanea Progetti.

When: Thu. Dec. 6, 6 p.m.

Where: Jepson Center, 207 W. York St Cost: Museum Admission. Free to members.

Info: telfair.org/

Habersham Village Open House

What: Food, beverage, door prizes, and

holiday music, as well as sales. Food and donations will be collected for America’s Second Harvest food bank.

When: Thu. Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m.

Where: Habersham Village

Theatre:

Salome (A Parlor Play) continues What: The Collective Face theater en-

semble presents Oscar Wilde’s classic retelling of the Biblical drama of incest, infidelity, eroticism and The Dance of the Seven Veils. Reservations encouraged.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 8 p.m., Sat. Dec. 8, 3 p.m.

Where: Muse Arts, 703 Louisville Rd. Cost: $15. Seniors/students $12.

Info: 912-232-0018.

St. Vincent’s Holiday Shopping

What: Holiday social and private boutique shopping experience, featuring over 30 St. Vincent’s alumnae and vendors.

When: Thu. Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m.

Where: St. Vincent’s Academy Gym, betwween Liberty and Harris streets Cost: $10

Lecture and book Signing: Latest Breakthroughs in Natural Healing

What: Dr. Michael Murray, N.D., coauthor of “Encyclopedia of Natural Medicine” and an international authority in natural medicine. Q & A and signing follows lecture. Hosted by Brighter Day. When: Thu. Dec. 6, 7 p.m.

Where: Coastal GA Center, 305 Fahm St Cost: Free to attend. Books for purchase.

Broughton Street Open House

What: Entertainment, door prizes, refreshments, and Christmas carols by the Savannah Philharmonic Choir at Go Fish, (106 W. Broughton.)

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m.

Where: Broughton Street merchants Cost: Free and open to the public.

City Market Holiday Open House

What: Enjoy holiday decorations including hundreds of lights and over 500 luminaria in the courtyard. Christmas carolers, Father Christmas, and holiday treats in the shops. Please bring an unwrapped toy for the Holiday Hope collection box.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 6-9 p.m.

Where: Savannah City Market, St. Julian Street (Barnard to Montgomery), Cost: Toy donation requested Info: www.savannahcitymarket.com/

Lights On for Tybee Celebration

What: Mayor Jason Buelterman lights Tybee Island’s Christmas tree, followed by live entertainment, extended store hours, and refreshments. Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus will also appear.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 6:30 p.m.

Where: Tybrisa/Strand Roundabout Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: www.TybeeForTheHolidays.com

Music: Chris Young

Friday

What: The country star (“Tomorrow,” “You,” “Gettin’ You Home”) in concert.

WheRE: Johnny Mercer Theatre, Savannah Civic Center, 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave. When: Friday, Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m.

Cost: $17.50-$25 at etix.com Info: 912-651-6550

Film: Die Hard (USA, 1988)

Music: I Cantori

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What: Part of the Lucas’s Free Holiday

Movie Weekend. Benefits Free Fab’Rik. When: Fri. Dec. 7, 7 a.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St Cost: Donation of food, clothing or money.

What: Gregorian chant, Renaissance vocal music and carols. Friday: St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 3 Westridge Rd, Skidaway Island. Monday: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn St.

When: Dec. 7 & 10, 7:30 p.m.

Cost: $15.

Info: 912-598-9032

Cost: varies by tour or tea Info: dnaholidaytour.com/

Ventriloquist Peter Hefty and Justin

What: Four-to-six skating sessions per day. Each session lasts 1.5 hours. Closed December 25 (Christmas Day.) Sponsored by City of Savannah.

When: Sat. Dec. 8-12 Where: Martin Luther King, Jr. Arena, 301 W. Oglethorpe Ave Cost: $7 everyone, w/ rental.

Info: www.savannahcivic.com/

One), 1 Jefferson St. (at Bay Street) Cost: $9 - $15 Info: savannahcomedyrevue.com/

Theatre: A Christmas Carol

What: The holiday tradition by Charles Dickens, with an adults-and-children cast directed by Jonathan Johnson. Presented by All Walks of Life (AWOL) and The City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs.

When: Fri. Dec. 7, 8 p.m., Sat. Dec. 8, 8 p.m., Sun. Dec. 9, 3 p.m.

Where: Black Box Theatre at S.P.A.C.E., 9 West Henry St Cost: $12 plus service fee Info: brownpapertickets.com/

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Saturday Savannah NWR Reptile Show

What: The Savannah National Wildlife

Refuge hosts a special day of events.

There will be two programs (12pm and 2pm) by local reptile enthusiasts Dave Chafin and Wasil Khan. Also The Gator Hole, a nature store within the visitor center operated by the Friends of the Savannah Coastal Wildlife Refuges, will be having a 20 percent off sale on all items with additional discounts on selected items.

Activities also include a book signing by local artist Sharon Lindsay.

When: Sat., Dec. 8, Visitor Center open 9am-4:30pm, with reptiles on display 10am-4pm.

Where: Savannah NWR, 694 Beech Hill Lane, Hardeeville, SC; get there via Highway 17 over the Talmadge Bridge Cost: Free Call: (843) 784-2468

Cool Yule Holiday Celebration, Italian Style

What: Discounted holiday shopping,

plus kids’ activities Sat. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. in “What Can We Make” studio.

When: Sat. Dec. 8 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. Dec. 9 noon-4 p.m.

Where: Jepson Center Info: telfair.org/

Downtown Tour of Homes

What: Downtown Neighborhood Association’s tour of homes and inns includes daytime and evening tours, plus an afternoon tea by the Downtown Garden Club. Check website for each tour’s specifics.

When: Sat. Dec. 8 Where: Various locations

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When: Fri. Dec. 7, 8 p.m.

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Forsyth Farmers’ Market

What: Only a few more weeks before the end of the market for the year.

Check out local vendors for home grown holiday gifts and goodness.

When: Sat. Dec. 8, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

Where: South End of Forsyth Park Cost: Free to hang out and visit.

Info: forsythfarmersmarket.org/

Savannah Santa Train

What: Pajama-clad guests will be invited to ride the #30 steam engine decked out for Christmas, meet Santa, participate in holiday crafts. Preregistration strongly encouraged.

View the holiday classic “The Polar Express” at History Museum for $5 at 9:30am, 12noon, and 2:30pm.

When: Sat. Dec. 8, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

Where: Georgia State Railroad Museum (Roundhouse), 655 Louisville Cost: $15 (Member adults $10) Info: 912-651-6823. chsgeorgia.org/

Jane Coslick Holiday Cottage

What: Tour colorful Tybee cottages designed/restored by renowned interior designer Jane Coslick and sample holiday treats. Proceeds benefit Humane Society.

When: Sat. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

Where: Various Tybee locations. Call for starting location.

Cost: $30 Info: 912-484-7355

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What: A Christmas parade done up Tybee Island style!

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Film: Love Actually (2003, UK)

What: Christmas movie set in London

that gently disses the US while depicting semi-realistic holiday scenarios. Benefiting Free Fab’Rik. When: Sat. Dec. 8, 7 p.m.

Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Cost: Donate food, clothes or money.

Savannah Celtic Christmas

What: Fiddler Moira Nelligan, a Savannah native, with her Dixie Jigs band and Irish dancing.

When: Sat. Dec. 8, 8-11 p.m.

Where: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn St. Cost: $15. $10/under 12. Cash only

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Sunday Colonial Christmas at Wormsloe Historic Site What: Caroling, burning of the yule

log, dancing to live period music, and other holiday observances of the colonial period.

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m.

Where: Wormsloe State Historic Site, 7601 Skidaway Rd Cost: Regular site admission

Food Network’s Michele Ragussis at “Foodies Pair Up for Pets” What: Meet Michele, learn cooking

tricks and tips, and taste some of Michele’s and Zunzi’s signature dishes.

Alcohol-free or BYOB. Demos at 1:30pm. Benefits Humane Society.

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 1-3 p.m.

Where: Zunzi’s, 108 E. York St. Cost: $10 Info: www.HumaneSocietySAV.org/

Holiday Radio Hour: Concert by Savannah Children’s Choir What: Featuring the Primary, Pre-

paratory and Premier choirs of the Savannah Children’s Choir, plus “audience participation!”

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 4 p.m.

Where: Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church, 1008 E. Henry St. Cost: $10/$5 Info: www.savannahchoir.org/

Bob Strozier reads Truman Capote’s “A Christmas Memory” What: One of the founding members

of the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home returns for his annual reading.

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 4 p.m.

Where: Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street Cost: Free and open to the public.

Info: flanneryoconnorhome.org/

Jazz & Christmas Carols Service

What: Holiday concert? Worship service? It’s a spiritual experience when renowned bassist Ben Tucker teams up with vocalist Claire Frazier and pianist Bob Alberti.

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 5 p.m.

Where: Lutheran Church of the Ascension, 120 Bull Street Info: www.elcota.org

Music: Sean Johnson & the Wild Lotus Band

What: New Orleans-based mantra musicians with a following in the world beat music scene.

When: Sun. Dec. 9, 7 p.m.

Where: Savannah Yoga Center, 1319 Bull St. Cost: Call for ticket info.

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Monday Film: Finding Joe (2011, USA)

What: Doc about the late Joseph Campbell, authority on mythology.

When: Mon. Dec. 10, 7 p.m.

Where: Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 311 East Harris St Cost: Free and open to the public.

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Wednesday Music: Colorblind Concert

What: Faith-based concert wraps up Colorblind, an event focused on erasing racial barriers in churches.

When: Wed. Dec. 12, 6 p.m.

Where: Forsyth Park Cost: Free and open to the public.

Film: Redd Foxx (1978, USA)

What: “Elizabeth! I’m comin’ to join you!” for Psychotronic Film Society’s 90th birthday tribute to the late standup-comic-turned-actor, best known as TV’s Fred Sanford from the ‘70s sitcom “Sanford & Son.” This film features rare recorded material from Foxx’s standup act.

When: Wed. Dec. 12, 8 p.m.

Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $6 Info: sentientbean.com/

Of haggis & heritage

That’s a lot of heritage by the way — the banquet just marked its 275th year. Yup, if you’re keeping count, that’s way older than the United States itself.

The Scots influence on Georgia history is indeed immense and goes back to the first years of the colony’s founding. By contrast, the first meeting of the Hibernian Society of Savannah, the main Irish heritage organization here, wasn’t held until 1812.

Anyway, to answer everyone’s first two questions: Yes, I ate the haggis, and no it actually wasn’t bad at all. Certainly the hot Scotch poured over the top helped.

More to the point, I had something vaguely close to an epiphany. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the whiskey talking — though I will add tangentially that the Society’s method of simply putting self–serve liters of Dewar’s and Maker’s Mark on each table is a brilliant and brutally elegant idea, and one that should be widely emulated.

The epiphany came during a speech by Dr. Harold Coulter Warlick Jr., professor of religion and philosophy at High Point University, N.C. (technically his talk was a “Response” to our toast to “The Pious and Immortal Memory of St. Andrew.”)

Warlick said that during his entire teaching career he’s opened every semester or quarter with the same question to his students: “Who can tell me the names of all your grandparent’s parents?”

He said that in over 30 years of teaching, not a single student — and Warlick has taught at Harvard and many other schools in addition to High Point — has ever been able to do so.

Warlick was not trying to point out the cluelessness of modern youth; far from it. He was pointing out the importance of keeping the history of your family alive, and the exquisite fragility of that history.

Keeping that history alive also means keeping your own memory alive.

He said — and I paraphrase — “it certainly puts things in perspective to realize that no matter how much you accomplish, no matter how much money you have or how good you are at what you do... your great–grandchildren probably won’t have any idea who the hell you were.”

Scottish culture being explicitly based on familial ties, Scots are already extraordinarily attuned to the importance of knowing one’s genealogy and family history. So to a certain extent he was preaching to the choir.

Indeed, minutes before Warlick’s talk I had

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I recently had the great pleasure of attending the St. Andrew’s Society of Savannah annual banquet, the first time I’d ever gotten an invite to that event sponsored by the fine organization devoted to perpetuating local Scottish heritage.

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been chatting with a tablemate about the exact same subject.

But to hear the value of heritage put so succinctly had enormous impact, and I wasn’t alone in thinking so. Personally I was motivated to renew some previous efforts, shared by other members of my family, to further research and chronicle our own past — and more importantly, to pass that knowledge on to the next generations.

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Want clean air, fresh water and healthy wildlife?

Get over yourself, hippie.

What we need is jobs around here, and we need them fast. We need to remove the barriers to commerce in this state, the environment be damned. Who cares if a couple of rivers die or some poor people get cancer? What’s a few million fish, people, when there’s revenue to be generated? *cough*hack*sputter* Wait a minute. Sorry about that, I must have been temporarily brainwashed by the Kool–Aid flowing downstream from Atlanta, where state legislators have passed a new law that makes it easier for corporations to pollute just about everything.

Sponsored by Senator Ross Tolleson (R–Perry), General Assembly Senate Bill 427 calls for the expedition for all permits issued by the Georgia Environmental Protection Division “so as to change certain provisions relating to processing.”

Basically, the General Assembly wants the EPD to approve permits faster so businesses can open up shop and get to work. Sounds reasonable — intelligent, even. Until you remember that after gouging budget cuts, there are barely enough field investigators left at the EPD to fill a basketball team. Those poor folks can’t even stop King America Finishing from illegally spewing fire retardant into the Ogeechee River (shocker: strongly–worded emails and finger wagging ain’t doing the trick).

Clearly, providing the brainpower to investigate more permit requests faster is beyond the agency’s scope in its anorexic condition. (I tried to get a statement from the EPD on SB427; either they’re too swamped to return phone calls or just too embarrassed.)

So how does Sen. Tolleson’s law propose to accomplish the task of expedited environmental permits?

Easy. You can pay for them!

Companies with the cash can fast– track their permits by hiring “outside reviewers”—private consulting firms that would grant approval based on state guidelines.

Did you just throw up a little? Me, too. While this doesn’t automatically mean that companies will hire someone friendly to their cause to sign off on a potentially hazardous venture, it certainly flings the door wide open.

Oh, and if you’re a small manufacturing start–up on a budget hoping to do business in Georgia, your permit goes to the back of the line, bub.

The whole thing seems like another Emperor Wears No Clothes moment in Georgia’s approach to protecting the environment. Sen. Tolleson’s hilarious notion that “everybody kind of wins in this” certainly is true—if “everybody” does not include you, me, birds, fish, wild mammals and anyone else not a CEO of a major corporation.

The measure goes into effect July 1. The EPD has no choice but to figure out how to make it work and come up with some kind of contract that requires consultants to abide by the law. (The Air Branch is currently gathering input at a series of stake-

charged with protecting the state’s air and water — the right action for the General Assembly would have been to give them the resources to do their jobs, not tangle them up even further.

By the way, Sen. Tolleson is chair of the state’s environmental committee. With a friend like that, Georgia’s last remaining wild places don’t need enemies.

Of course, he’s just following the lead of Gov. Nathan Deal, who might pave paradise and put up ten thousand parking lots if it made a profit.

By hook or by crook, the governor says he will dredge the river outside our doors to dangerous levels, even as the legality of the Savannah Harbor Expansion Project (SHEP) continues to confound a federal court.

(The Southern Environmental Law Center is representing the Savannah Riverkeeper in its quest to uphold the denial of a South Carolina water permit on the basis that SHEP will stir up toxic levels of cadmium and dump them on the SC side of the river.)

The whole thing seems like another Emperor Wears No Clothes moment in Georgia’s approach to protecting the environment. Sen. Tolleson’s hilarious notion that “everybody kind of wins in this” certainly is true — if “everybody” does not include you, me, birds, fish, wild mammals and anyone else not a CEO of a major corporation. holder meetings; the next one is in Dec. 11.) The EPD is also supposed to have the final say on the approvals.

But who actually believes this will make companies more accountable?

Remember a few paragraphs ago, where KAF is still going “nannynannybooboo” as it dumps its toxic filth with little consequence?

Here’s a crazy idea: Instead of legislation that enables commerce without oversight, how about actually funding the department whose whole existence is to enforce laws already in place? EPD director Judson Turner and the rest of his staff have been

SHEP sycophants like to point out that the U.S. Corps of Engineers has allocated almost half the project’s estimated budget to “environmental mitigation,” including “moving” several hundred acres of the Savannah Wildlife Refuge (make sure those snowy egrets get the memo!) and building a freshwater reservoir for the City of Savannah in anticipation of the saltwater that will creep upriver into our drinking supply.

I think those people may have misunderstood what “mitigate” means: It means to lessen the rather unacceptable effects of an irrevocably salinated

keeps dismissing environmental concerns like Marie Antoinette tossing cake out the window, the feds have realized that green is the way to go: U.S. Energy Secretary Stephen Chu revealed last week that $770 million has been granted to develop sustainable technologies and innovative energy strategies as part of the Advanced Projects Research Agency.

Approved projects include supercapicitators that store energy ten times more efficiently than a battery and the development of low–cost wires to replace outdated electrical grids. All in all, 66 companies and universities received funding for projects that solve problems — not create more. (In spite of the anti–environmental climate around here, Georgia Tech managed to net almost $13 million for three projects.)

Here’s the hard truth, Sen. Tolleson, Gov. Deal and all your cronies: The environment is actually where the money’s going to get made, starting now.

And if Georgia doesn’t have one worth a damn, it’s going to lose. cs

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water source and several hundred acres of dead marsh (that remove a vital buffer zone should a superstorm head this way. ) Though it may buy a lot of advertising, $292 million will not actually fix these likely outcomes of SHEP. But nevermind the unanswered questions about SHEP’s environmental impacts — or that deepening the river 38 miles to its absolute limit of 47 feet still won’t make it competitive against the 50–foot, closer–to–ocean ports in Jacksonville and Charleston.

Gov. Deal was all about pushing aside logic at the Georgia Ports Authority board meeting on Nov. 19, insisting that making the river deeper for mammoth supertankers “plays an integral role in helping make our state the number one place in the nation in which to do business.”

But as the fiscal cliff approaches, federal dollars promised to SHEP might not even be coming: Gov. Deal announced at the same meeting that he’ll put the burden of $50 more million on Georgia taxpayers to up the ante on the $650 million project.

However, while the state of Georgia

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It’s biker to give than to receive

by John Bennett | bicyclecampaign.org

AROUND THIS TIME last year, I used this column to publish a guide for shoppers looking for gifts for the cyclists in their lives. I stand by those suggestions, which were necessities for people wanting to make bicycles a part of their daily lives: lights, locks, helmets and reflective clothing.

As I believe it is possible that someday it will rain again in Savannah, I would now add fenders and rain gear to last year’s list. All these items are available from Savannah’s excellent local bicycle shops.

By buying locally you benefit from the sage advice of our local bikemongers and make sure more of your money stays in our community. In addition, the Bicycle Link, Perry Rubber and Quality Bike actively support bicycle advocacy efforts in Savannah. If you want to create an even more virtuous cycle, ride your bike to the bike shop to buy bike stuff.

Beyond stuff, there are important gifts you can give to the cyclists in your life and even cyclists you don’t know! These gifts won’t cost you a dime and you can keep giving them all year long. Here’s how:

Give the gift of safe passing.

We are all busy. We all have places to go. And we need to be there 15

minutes ago. Under this type of stress, we can sometimes make poor decisions, such as passing cyclists when there really isn’t room to do so.

A state law passed in April 2011 sets the minimum safe distance for passing cyclists at 3 feet. That means if there’s not at least 3 feet of space between your right fender and a cyclist’s left elbow, wait to pass until there is. It won’t kill you to wait a couple moments but it might kill someone else if you don’t.

Who knows; the life you save may even be your own.

Give the gift of safe passage.

I frequently use the bike lanes on Habersham Street. Plenty of people do. But I’ve noticed that one homeowner (or perhaps his landscaping service) consistently deposits yard waste in the bike lane. This might not seem like a big deal, but in the fall piles of leaves can hide dangerous objects or become slick in the rain.

When it’s time for the Sweetgum trees to drop their spiky fruit, these are placed in the bike lane like so many small land mines, waiting in ambush for skinny bike tires. So, if you are in the habit of leaf–blowing or raking debris into the bike lane, let’s make a deal: I won’t ride through your yard if you don’t put your yard

where I ride.

Give the gift of sane planning.

In September, the Georgia Department of Transportation adopted a Complete Streets Policy aimed at ensuring that streets and roads are designed to safely accommodate all users, including cyclists, pedestrians and transit riders. It’s a monumental step for the organization and Brent Buice, executive director of the advocacy group Georgia Bikes credits “everyone who wrote, called, or visited Transportation Board members, elected officials or GDOT staff.”

“These contacts,” he said, “were absolutely essential to the success we are enjoying today.”

That same sort of input from citizens now needs to be focused locally to support pragmatic, reasonable and forward–thinking approaches to transportation planning. There are plenty of opportunities to provide thoughtful input to the process.

For example, the Coastal Region Metropolitan Planning Organization is hosting a public meeting on Tybee Island. (Monday, Dec. 10 from 5–7 p.m. at the Old School Cafeteria at 202 Fifth St.) This meeting–the fourth in a series–will gather citizens’ comments and questions about the U.S. Highway 80 Bridges

Replacement Study. The study looks at “improvements for safety of multiple travel modes, including bicycle and pedestrian access for Bull River and Lazaretto Creek bridges and the US 80 corridor in between, as well as improvements for flooding.”

The reason it’s so important to become involved in the planning process is easy to understand. Once plans reach a certain point, they don’t change. Once contracts are let, construction proceeds. Once bridges are built, they are built. The Bull River Bridge was completed in 1967.

The Lazaretto Creek Bridge has been around since 1960. In other words, if we don’t get these things right, we’ll wait decades to get another chance.

While I’ve described patience, proper disposal of yard debris and active participation in transportation planning as gifts, they aren’t really.

These are our responsibilities to each other as citizens of one of the most beautiful and unique communities in our country.

Perhaps even the world. We all benefit if we freely and enthusiastically embrace our responsibilities during the holidays and all year long. cs

John Bennett is vice chairman of the Savannah Bicycle Campaign.

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Facebook fail A thief ended up in jail after he took a photo of himself on a stolen cellphone which automatically uploaded it to Facebook.

At about 5 p.m. Nov. 22 police responded to the 500 Block of Charlton Lane and spoke to Lori Uhr of Florida. She told police that the previous day her vehicle had been broken into overnight and both her phones had been taken. But about 3 p.m. that afternoon she noticed a photo pop up on her Facebook account.

The photo was turned over to detectives as well as the information on the stolen phones. A detective recognized the suspect from the picture.

He checked on the person he believed it to be and discovered he was currently on probation.

The suspect, Timothy Jackson, 18, was arrested charged with burglary

in the 2nd degree.

• A fourth man involved in the Nov. 3 shooting at the Coastal Empire Fair been taken into custody as police continue to search for the other men involved.

Ephraim Rashad German, 19, was taken into custody and arrested after turning himself in at police headquarters.

German was charged with false statements and writings as well as served with an aggravated assault warrant already on file for him from a Nov. 2 shooting.

Shawn Hakeem Sibert, 21, of Fluke Street was arrested November 28, and charged with aggravated assault. He and Lajuan Jerome Sloman, 21, were the two suspects believed to be firing at each other at the fair.

Two others, Jeffrey Bashon Crawford, 19, and Diqwane Dreshawn Butler, 28, both also listed as victims in the fair shooting, have been arrested and charged with false statements and writings.

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the path of the motorcycle being ridden by her husband.

• Savannah-Chatham Metro Police are looking for The Facebook phone thief, • Three South Carolina an armed robber y gedl alle motorcyclists received believed to have broken bones after crashrobbed a Game ing into a pickup truck and Stop on two separate occasions. each other on the Talmadge Bridge Mark Owens, 25, has warrants Saturday. on file for two armed robberies that Dalton Chapman, 64, of Beaufort, occurred at the Game Stop on Victory SC., Jeffery McClanahan, 56, and Drive.

Kim McClanahan of Hardeeville, SC., Detectives say they believe Owens were transported to Memorial Uniwent into the Game Stop on Sept. 23, versity Medical Center after the 10:42 just after 2 p.m., and brandished a p.m. crash. hand gun while demanding money.

Michael Wright, 51, of Hardeeville, He is believed to have robbed the was traveling south over the bridge in same location Nov. 9, just after 8 p.m. a Chevrolet pickup truck and slowed Owens is a black male, 5’11”, for traffic.

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Your organs burn calories when they do stuff, right? Since the brain is an organ, does thinking burn calories? Will thinking harder burn more calories? —Xandria The brain burns plenty of calories when at rest, and from outward signs you could easily believe concentrating causes energy use to spike. The reality, however, is more complex, and arguably more interesting.

Your brain accounts for only 2 percent of your body weight but consumes 20 percent of your calorie intake. The percentage is even higher in kids, whose brains are still developing. The average newborn’s brain uses close to 75 percent

five days a week for one or two months their brain glucose consumption declined significantly, suggesting their thinking had become more efficient with practice However, on closer examination, things aren’t so simple. In that card-sorting test, while brain blood flow and glucose went up, oxygen use didn’t, meaning there was no increase in combustion. Exactly what it is doing neuroscientists are still trying to figure out. Brain blood flow doesn’t increase fast enough to provide an instant energy boost; researchers now guess the blood rate ratchets up to cool the brain or carry away waste products. Glucose breakdown increases, but without combustion (oxidation) the energy surge is modest, maybe less than 1 percent.

Nonetheless the fact remains: the brain consumes a disproportionate share of energy, most of which goes into thinking.

The old notion was that the brain was essentially passive, reacting to external stimuli. Now that we realize external events don’t change cerebral energy use, a different picture is emerging: most of our mental activity is strictly internal.

Duh, you say. Now, now. Neurologist Marcus Raichle, writing in the journal Science, calls the brain “a Bayesian infer-

ence engine, designed to generate predictions about the future.” All that energy goes to feed the crew of dwarves between our ears who rummage through the accumulated input of our senses, ponder its significance, and plot our next move.

And those dwarves go about it in a remarkably efficient way. The human brain has about 86 billion neurons packed into the same volume as a grapefruit. (Gorilla and orangutans each have about 33 billion neurons.) The most powerful electronic brain in the world is the Titan supercomputer at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee, which can perform 17.6 quadrillion floating point operations per second, or 17.6 petaflops. It’s been estimated the computing power of the human brain is 1 exaflop, or 57 times greater.

Sure, in terms of sheer processing power, machines will overtake humans, some say within the decade. But let’s put that in perspective. The adult brain uses about 20 watts, meaning its productivity is about 50 petaflops per watt. The output of a typical supercomputer is under 2.5 gigaflops per watt— 1/20 millionth the efficiency of the human brain. cs By cecil adams

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of available energy, and an 11-year-old’s still burns through a third.

About 60 to 80 percent of the brain’s energy is used for “neural signaling”— thinking, as the common folk call it— with the remainder devoted to repair and replenishment. Like other bodily tissue, the brain burns glucose for fuel, which means combining it with oxygen. Glucose and oxygen are carried by the blood, so during times of strenuous mental activity you’d expect a boost in cerebral blood flow plus an increase in glucose and oxygen use, reflecting greater energy consumption. And for a long time that’s what scientists figured was happening: • In 1878, an Italian scientist working with a patient with a hole in his skull found the brain pulsated faster when the fellow solved arithmetic problems.

• When volunteers participated in a card-sorting test for a 1995 study, their brain blood flow and glucose use both increased 12 percent.

• A 1987 study asking volunteers to daydream in detail about taking a walk found their overall brain metabolism increased by 10 percent.

• A 1992 study of Tetris players found that over the course of playing the game

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news of the weird Paint It Gone If an asteroid is ever on a collision course with Earth, it is feasible that the planet could be saved by firing paintballs at it, according to an MIT graduate student whose detailed plan won this year’s prize in a United Nations space council competition, announced in October. White paint powder, landing strategically on the asteroid, would initially bump it a bit, but in addition would facilitate the sun’s photons bouncing off the solid white surface.

Over a period of years, the bounce energy would divert the body even farther off course. The already identified asteroid Apophis, which measures 1,500 feet in diameter and is projected to approach Earth in 2029, would require five tons of paintball ammo.

The Litigious Society • Samuel Cutrufelli, 31, filed a lawsuit in October in Sacramento County, Calif., claiming that Jay Leone, 90, “negligently” shot him. Cutrufelli had burglarized Leone’s home in Greenbrae, unaware that Leone was home. When Leone reached for one of his stashed handguns, Cutrufelli shot him in the jaw and then pulled the trigger pointblank at Leone’s head, but was out of bullets. Leone then shot Cutrufelli several times, which Cutrufelli apparently felt was entirely unnecessary.

• In October, the former captain of the Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia (on which 32 people died after it ran aground in January 2012) filed a lawsuit

against Costa Cruises for “wrongfully” law applies only to bribes of $5,000 firing him. Francesco Schettino is or more. (Also in October, Chicago awaiting trial for manslaughter, accused Mayor Rahm Emanuel disbanded the of sending the ship dangerously close to city’s ethics board after a 25-year run shore on a personal lark, and was also in which it never found an alderman in charged with abandoning ship, since he violation — even though, during that was spotted in a lifeboat in the midst of time, 20 aldermen were convicted of passengers’ escape. (Schettino said he felonies.) wound up in the lifeboat only because • The government’s Health Canada he “slipped” and fell in.) agency announced in • China’s legal system October that Avmor apparently is growing to Ltd. had agreed to recall resemble America’s. A one lot of its Antiwell-covered (but incommicrobial Foaming I want an pletely sourced) story from Hand Soap — because awkward Chinese media in Octoit was contaminated lunch with the ber reported that Mr. Jian with microbes. (The president!

Feng won the equivalent recall did not disclose of $120,000 in a lawsuit whether the danger against his well-to-do wife was due to too many for deceiving him and submicrobes overwhelming sequently giving birth to the soap or due to the what Feng thought was an inability of the antimiugly baby. Feng discovered crobial soap to kill any that his wife had had cosmicrobes at all.) metic surgery — and thus • Karma: (1) Tyller was not, genetically, the Myers, 19, was killed beauty that he married but, in a collision near Norin reality, plain-looking. walk, Ohio, in September when he ran a stop sign and was Ironies rammed by a tractor-trailer. Afterward, police found three stolen stop signs in • Amateur!: In October, a federal Myers’ truck. (2) A 21-year-old man appeals court overturned the bribery was killed crossing a highway at 5 a.m. conviction of a City of Chicago zoning in Athens, Ga., in September. Police inspector — on the grounds that the said he had just dined-and-dashed out bribes he was convicted of taking were of a Waffle House restaurant and into too small to be covered by federal law. the path of a pickup truck.

Dominick Owens, 46, was convicted • The Will of God: Devoted Catholic of taking two bribes of $600 each to David Jimenez, 45, had been praying issue certificates of occupancy, but the

regularly to a large crucifix outside the Church of St. Patrick in Newburgh, N.Y., having become convinced that it was responsible for eradicating his wife’s ovarian cancer. He even got permission from the church to spruce up the structure, as befit its power. Then, during a cleaning in May 2010, the 600pound crucifix came loose and fell on Jimenez’s leg, which had to be amputated. From a holy object of worship to precipitator of a lawsuit: Jimenez’s $3 million litigation against the archdiocese goes to trial in January.

Compelling Explanations Not Mine! (1) James White, 30, was arrested in Grove City, Fla., after being stopped by police patrolling a high-burglary neighborhood, and in a consensual search of his pants, officers found a packet of Oxycodone pills for which White did not have a prescription. However, according to the police report, White suddenly exclaimed, “Oh, wait! These aren’t my pants!” (2) Ms. Vida Golac, 18, was arrested in Naples, Fla., in October, and charged with possessing marijuana, which police discovered in her genitals as she was being strip-searched. According to the police report, Golac denied that the drugs were hers and explained that she was just hiding them there for friends.

Perspective As a service to taxpayers, the IRS’s longtime policy is to pay tax refund claims promptly and only later to refer the refund files for possible audits and

Election Follies: (1) Robert McDonald tied Olivia Ballou for the final seat on the city council of Walton, Ky., with 669 votes, but only later found out that his wife (exhausted from a hospital’s night shift) had not made it to the polls. (The following week, as per voting rules, McDonald

and Ballou held a coin flip. Ballou won but relinquished the seat to McDonald for an unrelated reason.)

(2) Holly Solomon, 28, was arrested in Gilbert, Ariz., a few days after the election when, police said, she chased her husband with her Jeep and rammed him during a drunken rant blaming him for President Obama’s

victory (though Arizona’s electoral votes went solidly for Mitt Romney).

Daniel Solomon was hospitalized in critical condition. cs

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People Different From Us An articulate, functional “cave man” of El Paso, Texas, continues to roam his neighborhood, often naked, and to resist efforts to bring him back onto the grid, according to October coverage by El Paso’s KVIA-TV. His mountainside subterranean structure, described as “intricate,” might be on land owned by the local water utility, which, pending an investigation, could evict him. Some neighbors say they fear the man, who has allegedly swum in their pools and even swiped items from their laundry rooms, but nonetheless, he swears that he is harmless. “I’m a plasma donor ... drug free” and “sin-free ... baptized and saved.” Other neighbors have supported him, he said, and the complainers need to “help the community more.”

Least Competent Criminals Cunning Plans: (1) William Keltner, 52, was arrested in Abilene, Texas, in November, after he underestimated the security at a Wal-mart self-checkout line. He had taken the barcode off of a $1.17 item, placed it on a $228 TV set, and checked himself out, assuming no one would notice. (2) Kerri Heffernan, 31, was charged in October in Massachusetts with robbing banks in Brockton and Whitman. Heffernan perhaps acquired a feeling of doom when, in the midst of one robbery, a tellerfriend appeared and asked, “Do you want to make a deposit, Kerri?”

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Kathryn, Annika, Fiona and Petra von Grey — they’re sisters — bring to mind the wistful musical beauty of Mumford & Sons, Fleet Foxes and the Civil Wars. The Atlanta Journal–Constitution called the group “nothing short of stunning.” Von Grey shared

the Fox Theatre Stage with Ireland’s musical lords, the Chieftains, and they’ve played to great acclaim in Ireland and India.

“Watch out for them,” raved MetroFlash. “They’re going to be huge.” Go to connectsavannah.com and click on this story to see and hear the group in action.

Gates open at 11:30 a.m. for the benefit for Second Harvest, which starts at noon and goes through 2 a.m. Advance tickets are $20 at yuletidejam.com. They’re $25 at the door.

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In Donald Moats, Savannah may have its own Dave Grohl.

The singer/songwriter and guitarist in the grunge trio Habitat Noise is, organically speaking, a drummer. The Georgia native spent four years hitting the skins in Los Angeles before coming home, in 2008, to open a recording studio, which he called Habitat Noise.

He also taught himself guitar.

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“I just got tired of that, and I wanted to have at least one stable act. And it’s a lot easier doing that, because I can just control that aspect of it, I guess.”

Although he plays most of the instruments on Frequencies on Earth, the just– released second Habitat Noise album (available through iTunes and other digital retailers), onstage Moats plays with drummer Chris Nelson Habitat Noise plays in support of Frequencies on Earth. and bassist Lisa Lombardi.

“I’m just learning, man, that’s about all I can say,” Moats Habitat Noise’s opportunities to perlaughs. “I’m a drummer, and I’m tryform live. They will, however, be at ing to learn how to do the rest. I think Screamin’ Mimi’s Dec. 7, with The Joy the songwriting is strong, I’m trying Kills and Conquer America. to get the vocal lead and kinda round Ah, but Moats is fighting his foo it all out right now. But it’s grunge in other ways. A few months ago, he rock ‘n’ roll, not much to it ... just took over the drum chair in Whaleplay what you feel kind of deal, you boat. How come? know?”

“Mainly because I just love playBoth Nelson and Lombardi are ing music, and I wanted something full–time teachers, which limits that was going to occupy my time,” ANDREW BRODHEAD

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• Fiddler and Savannah native Moira Nelligan returns for her annual Celtic Christmas show.

The cieli — that’s an old–time Irish dance — is at 8 p.m. parish hall of St. Paul’s Episcopal Church. Nelligan and her band, the Dixie Jigs, will perform with Jacquie Berger and the Atlanta Irish Dance Troupe, with special guest Gabriel Lawrence

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• The Savannah Children’s Choir’s annual holiday concert is presented like an old–time radio show — and we’re the studio audience — Sunday, Dec. 9 at Asbury Memorial United Methodist Church. Showtime for the “Holiday Radio Hour” is 4 p.m. See savannahchoir.org.

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Incessant experimentation, heavy groove, it’s loose yet it’s tight, it’s grounded yet it’s stratospheric.”

The Royal Noise defies categorization. “People call it many things,” Harvey says, “whether it’s jazz fusion, funk fusion, acid jazz or jazz/funk. But it basically covers all of those bases.”

Aficionados of England’s New Mastersounds, or the Boston funk band Lettuce, need to sit up and pay attention.

The Royal Noise is a quartet of heavy hitters.

Along with Harvey, there’s sax and keys player Mike LaBombard, funk–fried bassist Darius Shepherd, and octopussian drummer Jonathan Proffitt.

The band has been in Elevated Basement Studios, laying down tracks for its second album, which is penciled in for an early 2013 release.

Until then, the touring continues. The Royal Noise made its Athens debut Dec. 1 at the trendy Nowhere Bar, adjacent to the Georgia Theatre. They headlined the after–party

much fun can we have? And how can we break the mold of the song yet again?”

LaBombard was the last to join the band (before his arrival, they were called the Royal Noise Trio). “He very quickly became one of the most important,” Harvey explains. “He wrote the majority of the music for the second album. He’s a phenomenal player. He blows his brains out every chance he gets.”

As for the Shepherd/Proffitt rhythm section, “those two have some kind of clairvoyant connection.

Watching them play, you’d think they just completed each other’s sentences. And it’s funny watching them, because they shock each other, how they latch on.”

According to Harvey, the Royal Noise is on the “short list” to play SXSW in March.

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“Of late, we really have little regard for stylistic boundaries. Incessant experimentation, heavy groove, it’s loose yet it’s tight, it’s grounded yet it’s stratospheric.”

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Indeed, it’s this kind of faith, trust and inner–ear convo that makes the best jazz bands work — and the Royal Noise is very much rooted in jazz. “It’s almost like a practice when we’re onstage,” says Harvey. “How

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According to Harvey, it’s in the live context where the Royal Noise really shines. The guys pride themselves on never playing the same show twice.

The songs metamorphose right before your eyes and ears, depending on each musician’s mood that night.

Someone not long ago likened their sets to improv comedy: Whose line is it anyway?

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Telfair Museums Executive Director Lisa Grove has been to a lot of museums in her time. But when she recently came face–to–face with the iconic works in the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy, “it gave me goosebumps,” she says.

“We were invited to the Uffizi on a day it was closed to the public. The director greeted us and we had the museum all to ourselves,” Grove says of her recent trip with members of the curatorial staff.

“It was amazing to walk right up to Botticelli’s ‘Birth of Venus’ with no guards or anything. It was just phenomenal.”

Grove says “that experience to get up close to really iconic works of Renaissance art is quite a special opportunity. This exhibition provides the same opportunity to Savannah.”

The Uffizi Gallery itself dates its roots back to 1560 as the repository of the expansive collection of Florence’s famous — and occasionally infamous — Medici family In a rare and significant honor, the Telfair is one of only four museums in the United States to host “Offering of the Angels: Paintings and Tapestries

from the Uffizi Gallery,” a special traveling exhibit of some of the Western world’s most important works of art from one of Europe’s oldest museums.

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Counterclockwise from above: ‘The Last Supper,’ Luca Signorelli; ‘Sacrifice of Isaac,’ Jacopo Tintoretto; ‘The Madonna and Child with Saint Catherine of Alexandria,’ workshop of Titian

Curated several years ago as a Christmas–themed show by Uffizi Director Antonio Natali, “Offering of the Angels” represents “his personal picks of works that have special meaning to the Uffizi,” Grove says, including paintings by Titian, Tintoretto, Botticelli, and many more.

“These works have never left Europe. And after they leave Savannah they’ll be going back there — and they won’t be leaving again,” she says.

“It’s a really rare opportunity for people to see them. Savannah being the final stop on the tour just adds an extra special quality.”

Not only that, but the timing of the show — over the Christmas holidays — makes the subject matter especially poignant. As is the case with virtually all fine art from the Renaissance, the works in “Offering of the Angels” are overtly Christian in nature.

A small minority of people may have some kind of issue with that, but Grove says “these works can appeal to people on many different levels.

Those who seek religious meaning can find value at that level. Others can appreciate them as beautiful objects made by human beings to provide joy to others. The care that an artist took to make something of beauty that has lasted hundreds of years is at the very core of what a museum should do.”

Grove says “the unique thing about a museum is it provides original works of art that people can come face–to–face with. A photo in a book or a JPEG online can’t allow you to

see that thin stripe of gold at the top of a painting, for example.”

Telfair Curatorial Director Courtney McNeil takes us behind some of the process involved in setting up “Offering of the Angels.”

“This is certainly unlike anything the Telfair has ever had an opportunity to present in the past,” says McNeil.

“Back in the 1930s the Telfair showed a selection of Italian works from the Kress collection. These works from the Uffizi are traveling to the U.S. for the first time — you literally have had to go to Italy to see them before.”

The American Uffizi tour is part of an Italian initiative — they’ve declared 2013 “Year of Italian Culture in the United States” — to further reinforce Italy’s rich cultural heritage stateside.

“Culture is the main tool to enhance mutual understanding among people,” says Adolfo Barattolo, Consul General of Italy about the exhibit.

“And I personally consider it of essence in further strengthening the already solid ties between Italy and the United States, a country where a considerable Italian community is living and where almost 25 million Italian Americans have prospered and contributed to its greatness,” he says.

In 2009, “Offering of the Angels” traveled to two cities in Spain — Madrid and Barcelona — before the stateside tour, both to crowds in the

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Above all, she says, “these works are all beyond replacing. They are of particular importance and fragility.”

McNeil says the Telfair will for the first time experiment with timed ticketing, a fairly frequent practice at special exhibits in museums located in large metro areas.

Hopefully the crowds will be big and the timed ticketing will be needed, says Lisa Grove, who particular thanks Visit Savannah for their role in helping market “Offering of the Angels” to a regional audience.

“We’re so pleased Visit Savannah wanted to partner on this. They can help make our marketing dollars go a lot further and reach out into markets outside where we traditionally go.” cs

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hundreds of thousands. However, the original Italian name of the exhibit — Il Pane degli Angeli — had to be altered somewhat for the U.S. tour.

“That literally means ‘Bread of the Angels,’” says McNeil. “It’s a direct reference to the Eucharist. It was decided early on that maybe the literal translation would need to be changed for an American audience.”

Some images are Old Testament representations that prefigure the life of Jesus, while others are “scenes of sacrifice, of the Annunciation, and a number of mother and child scenes that are really beautiful, and of course a classic Renaissance subject,” says McNeil.

In addition to preparing and setting up the exhibit, the member venues each had specific segments they were responsible for. For example, one museum is handling the audio tour, to be used at all venues, and the Telfair oversaw the publication of the show catalog in English.

“It’s not as simple as a straight translation,” says McNeil. “There were some specific religious terms that were really more self–evident to an Italian, for example.”

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The Pennsylvania native opened Chocolat by Adam Turoni in October, showcasing his exquisite line of original confections: Bacon–flecked toffee. Gold–dusted truffles. Sea salt–flaked caramels filled with local honey. Could one do better than to compare our enigmatic existence to these edible jewels?

Located on the west end of Broughton Street, the whimsical retail space also serves as Turoni’s

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The antique cabinets at Chocolat by Adam Turoni showcase candies inspired by the Savannah Philharmonic (left) and powdered hazelnut chocolate bars.

workshop. He can often be seen wielding a wooden spoon as shoppers browse, collecting their candies on silver trays. Melding a formal culinary education with giddy adoration for innovative ingredients, Turoni approaches his craft with the passion of an artist and the skill of a scientist.

“Chocolate is a challenge, and I love challenges,” grins the dapper chocolatier, dressed in dark yellow chinos and a crisp oxford shirt. “I make a lot of work for myself, but it’s worth it to see people’s faces.”

Case in point: In front of the marble counter, he carefully prepares a cup of his signature hot chocolate — a creamy chocolate spoon stirred into steamed milk — and waits patiently for it to melt. Then he tops it with a few shavings of fresh nutmeg,

followed by a crumble from a rosy block of Himalayan sea salt.

“There aren’t many industries that make people light up as they come in the door,” he says, satisfied as his visitor sips with a squeal. “Giving people instant gratification, it never gets old.

Though he talks animatedly about molecular gastronomy and habanero peppers, Turoni traces his enthusiasm back to where many have discovered their sweet tooth: In his grandmother’s kitchen.

“We would drink tea and bake cookies and stay up decorating them until three or four o’ clock in the morning,” he recalls with a smile.

“From there, I knew this is what I wanted to do.”

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Greweling was working on his second cookbook and invited Turoni and a handful of others students to help with early morning research–and– development sessions before class — an experience that crystallized the young chef ’s interest in the dark ambrosia: “We’d brew our coffee, put on some music, and work in complete

silence. It was life–changing.”

During his CIA internship, Turoni also spent six months in the San Francisco Bay Area studying with another culinary hero: the legendary Alice Waters. The Chez Panisse chef, who spearheaded the farm–to–table movement and revolutionized America’s fine dining scene with her insistence on fresh, seasonal ingredients, made a lasting impression.

“She changed people’s ideas about food and showed them how important community is,” says Turoni, who keeps a framed photo of himself and Waters in his office. “I learned how to shop locally, to value quality over mass production.”

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began forging relationships with local suppliers the day he arrived in Savannah with the aim to become the city’s only artisanal chocolatier. Using honey from the Savannah Bee Company and coffee beans from PERC, he quickly built a wholesale business: Local chocolate connoisseurs already know Turoni’s delectable work from Wright Square Café, where he supplied the shelves for several years. Working out of a DeSoto Row kitchen in the Did you say Bacon Butter Pecan Toffee?

Starland District, his comrades were custom coffee roaster Phillip talents, Deen persuaded her producBrown and independent wine dealer ers to include him on an episode of Christian Depken of Le Chai. her Food Network show and sells his “We would sit and talk about food bonbons in her Congress Street shop. twenty four–seven,” he laughs.

“I think if you surround yourself Turoni also made the rounds on with people who are inspiring and j eenticing p s o nthec e n t e r the private party circuit, want to succeed, you’re going to city’s most influential palates. He creachieve your goals,” he reflects. ated a special music–themed candy As demand grew, Turoni knew for the Savannah Philharmonic and there was a retail market for his wares. found a fan in ice cream mogul StratAfter years of bartending in between ton Leopold, who introduced him gigs, he finally amassed the capital to to Paula Deen. Recognizing Turoni’s open his dream shop. He signed the

lease a few days before his 22nd birthday, and his grandma was there on opening day, wrapping caramels and tying ribbons.

“I spent two years doing wholesale and that gave me time to build the brand,” Turoni says, pointing out a shimmery piece of almond bark in the shape of a lion’s head, a mold he created from an antique doorknob. “I’ve worked so hard, there was nothing to be scared about.”

Longtime Savannah tastemaker Alexandra Trujillo de Taylor (who designs under the nom de guerre Duchess of State) helped him choose clean gray walls and empty frames, setting off the space with green turf grass and a chimerical grandfather clock. It evokes at once a vibrant modernity and the elegant air of a classic French salon, what might have transpired if Willy Wonka had been a Brooklyn hipster.

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a tiny white chocolate cup filled with mousse and sprinkled with fresh– grated nutmeg, finished with a tiny chocolate straw. There are also the perennial favorites to stock, including his ever–popular roasted fig–and– cognac truffles. And no matter what the foodies in New York sniff about bacon being “over,” no one can seem to get enough of his Bacon Butter Pecan Toffee.

But Turoni is young and full of energy for chocolate, buzzing to keep pushing Savannah’s sweet tooth forward. While not every experiment goes well (a root beer truffle remains elusive), he hopes to perfect a champagne treat that retains its flavor. And though his speedy success has already spawned requests for expansion, he remains level–headed.

“I’m not trying to be a millionaire.

Maybe I’ll open another store someday, but it’s not about the money,” he says thoughtfully, stirring his chocolate spoon in a china teacup.

“It’s about keeping up with people’s demand for instant gratification — and giving it to them.” cs

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Subversive food

Granted, it’s not a phrase you expect to see. That is, until the search is on for the ultimate urban sandwich — The McGangbang.

I heard of the sandwich from a young food service worker, catalogued it to the back of my brain and moved on. Surely not. With all of the controls and secrecy surrounding proprietary Golden Arches operations, how could it be so?

The McGangbang is simple in concept: A full chicken filet sandwich sandwiched between the beef patties of a double cheeseburger. McDonald’s Meal Builder nutrition tool identifies both sandwiches together as carrying a hefty 800 calories and packing 80 percent of my daily federallyapproved intake of fat.

The server at my neighborhood McDonald’s was edgy about pushing my order through, but immediately recognized what I was ordering. It rings in as two items from the dollar menu — which means this fat- and carb-rich sandwich costs a mere $2 plus tax.

A few minutes later, I scurried away with my taboo bounty — feeling a little naughty but giddy with accomplishment. Hey, it’s a quiet week.

In true Slow–vannah style, the McGangbang came up short in terms of its descriptions all over the ‘net.

A true representation is an ENTIRE chicken sandwich, bun and all, tucked inside the double cheeseburger. I was shorted the the chicken sandwich bun, which saved about 100 calories.

I couldn’t bring myself to take a bite, but gave my prize to a young friend, whose sky–high metabolism and frequent trips to the gym will burn through those calories in no time.

Raise a glass

If you’re reading this on Dec. 5, stop and raise a glass at your favorite watering hole — it’s Repeal Day! Repeal Day celebrates the end of the 13–year prohibition of alcohol sales in the U.S. In trying to legislate morality, the feds instead gave rise to a spike in organized crime, drove up the influx of Jamaican rum and brought a crashing halt to the timehonored traditions of production, preparation and consumption of alcohol.

Prohibition killed small local and regional breweries, which gave way to the beer barons of the later 20th century. That trend has just begun to reverse itself and we’re once again at pre–Prohibition strength in terms of small, privately owned breweries.

It was a good run

Popular downtown Asian fusion eatery Saigon is closing and speculation is that another restaurant is already looking to secure the highly visible location. Also, this week marks the closing of Café 37. The tiny eatery was the brainchild of Georgia–born and French–trained Blake Elsinghorst. I had some grand meals there and always enjoyed talking culinary topics with Blake.

Taste and learn

I’ll be conducting three tasting seminars as part of the VIP ticket this coming weekend during the Savannah Harbor Festival of Lights on Hutchinson Island. Participants will learn the basics of American whiskey, Scotch and American beers. Get info at whiskeybarrelsavannah.com.

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Garron Gore, F&B director at Andaz Hotel, was the local winner in Woodford Reserve’s Manhattan Experience competition, barely edging out accomplished mixologist Wendy Williby of Vic’s on the River.

Garron’s next step in the competition relies on our votes. You can score his “East of Hudson” Manhattan recipe and vote a Savannah guy into the finals at woodfordreserve.com. cs

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by David Miley, Dec. 3- Jan. 3. A native of Tybee, Miley moved away to attend the Joe Kubert School of Cartooning and Graphic Art in Dover, NJ. Back in Georgia, he presents his newest body of bold graphic works and illustrations.

Reception for the artist will be Dec. 14, 6-8 pm and the show is a featured stop on the “Holiday Hop in the Heart of the Historic District” event taking place on Bull Street between Liberty and Chippewa Square. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. Call for Entries, The Butcher — The Butcher is accepting entries for our “Feast Your Eyes” show.

They’re gathering food-related art pieces and hosting a food drive to help America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia. For any art sold, The Butcher will be donating our portion of profits to America’s Second Harvest, and each artist will have the option of donating their profits, or a portion of their profits, if they choose. Art should ready to be hung and sold and related to food or eating. Accepting submissions until Dec. 11 and hosting an opening reception on Friday, Dec. 14. 912/234-6505.

The Butcher, 19 E. Bay St. Call for Poets, Indigo Sky — Indigo Sky Community Gallery is seeking local writers/poets to participate in the spoken word performance series: Blank Page Poetry – Words & Shadows, presented at the upcoming PULSE Festival at the Jepson Center this winter. Writers are sought whose poems deal with the interface between a variety of ever-evolving technological advancements and

the human condition. A limited number of poets and their works will be accepted, and participants will recite/perform their poems as part of the event. Rehearsals will be required. E-mail galleryindigosky@aol.com by including a sample of work. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave. Ching Levy — During this show, all original pieces are being discounted 50%. The popular Chinese American artist displayed her work in Savannah at The Gallery and participated at ten Telfair Art Fairs. Chen’s Chinese Restaurant, 20 E. DeRenne Ave. Georgia Landscapes — Black and White photographs by Atlanta photographer Michael Turner. There will be an opening reception on Friday, Dec. 7, from 6-9 pm, at which the artist will be present. Turner explores the power and majesty of Georgia’s natural landscape. Savannah Center for Fine Art, 41 Drayton St. I Have Marks to Make — Eighteenth annual edition of beloved local arts tradition celebrating the therapeutic and rehabilitative power of art. Show runs Dec. 2-Jan. 6. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 W. York St. Karen Abato and Lily Harms — New work featured at reception Dec. 7 from 6-9 PM, continuing for a week. DesotoRow Gallery, 2427 DeSoto Ave. Last Minute Christmas Show — Tybee Arts Association will hold its Last Minute Christmas show and sale Dec. 7-9. A total of 18 local artists will fill the Tybee Arts Association building with original

art, and fine hand-crafts, for a weekend full of gift options. Bring nonperishable food/can goods for the Rising Tyde Food Bank and you’ll be entered in a raffle for an artist basket. The show will be held at the Tybee Arts Association building, at 7 Cedarwood, near the Lighthouse on Tybee Island.

The show will open Friday, Dec. 7, with a reception 6 to 9 p.m., and continue Saturday, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sunday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Little Black Dress — Curated by SCAD trustee and Vogue Contributing Editor Andre Leon Talley, this exhibit charts the historic and contemporary significance of a singular sartorial phenomenon.

Through January 27 at the SCAD Museum of Art. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Merry Art Market — A unique art market designed for locals to buy art from artists right out of the studio. High quality pottery, metalsmith jewelry, wood-turned kitchen wares, and woven and knitted fibers. Meet and greet local artists. Saturdays, Dec. 8, and 15, 10 am-4 pm. Savannah’s Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Metamorphosis — Paintings by local artist and naturalist Mallory Pearce and his late mother Sally Pearce. Dragonfly Studio, 1204 Highway 80 Offering of the Angels: Masterworks from the Uffizi Gallery — Italian Renaissance Masterpieces from the Uffizi Gallery in Florence, Italy. Dec. 7, 2012 through March 30, 2013. Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 W. York St.

Savannah Clay open studio in Beaulieu — Ceramic sculpture and artwork by Anita Butler. Folk art and works by Georgia artists.

Dec. 8 and 9; noon-5 pm. 473 A Butler Avenue in Beaulieu. Clay Classes: Handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles. Basic glazing and firing techniques. Contact Anita at 912 351-4578 or sav. claystudio@gmail.com Savannah Clay Studio, 473 A Butler Ave T minus 10 — Chances are you’ve seen Adolfo’s art bringing to life interior and exterior walls all over Savannah. This experienced muralist is the third artist to work with SeeSAW (see Savannah Art Walls) to complete the mural on 34th and Habersham. “T minus 10” by Adolfo will be up from Nov. 2-Dec. 9. The Butcher, 19 E. Bay St. Turning Points in Portraiture — The Beach Institute in conjunction with The Hurn Museum presents this look at the history of portraiture’s relationship to the history of art. During its long historical course, the portrait continues to reflect each era’s social temperament. Through January 31.

Hours: Tue-Sat 12-5 pm, Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. Zteven Zangbang — Local pop artist Zteven Zangbang will be hanging a Holiday Pop Art Show Dec. 1-Jan. 14 in the gallery of Blick Art Materials. Opening reception will be Thu., Dec. 6 from 6-8pm. There will be a hands-on station where you will be able to stamp your own Christmas card with one of Zangbang’s holiday pop images. Blick Art Materials, 318 E. Broughton St. cs

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If George Bailey and his heavenly sidekick Clarence don’t get you in the holiday spirit any more (perhaps, like me, you’ve seen It’s a Wonderful Life just one too many times?), allow me to propose another movie that should become a Christmas perennial: Richard Curtis’ Love Actually.

Curtis, a British writer and director who also gave the world Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill, the imperfect Pirate Radio and the under–valued The Tall Guy, hit all the marks with this 2003 holiday offering, with a cast consisting of many of England’s finest actors.

It’s warm and toasty, it’s extremely funny, it’s bright and well–made, and most of all, even its admitted contrivances make sense in the context of the plot.

Here’s the deal: It’s five weeks before Christmas, and as the days and weeks are counted down, a half–dozen scenarios unfold. Although several intersect at some point or another, the stories don’t really have much to do with one another.

Just look at this cast: Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Colin Firth, Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Rowan Atkinson (from Blackadder and Mr. Bean, both Curtis concoctions) and Martine McCutcheon (TV’s EastEnders).

Americans Laura Linney, Billy Bob Thornton, January Jones and Andrew Lincoln are in there, too.

(Should you think all British romantic comedies are genetically stellar, have a look at this year’s bloody awful The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, which saddled Nighy — along with Maggie Smith and Tom Wilkinson! — with a preposterous script.)

The gaunt, deadpanned Nighy plays over–the–hill rock singer Billy Mack (very much like his character in the brilliant Still Crazy), who’s making

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a last–ditch run at the charts with an updated–for–Yuletide rendition of the Troggs’ “Love is All Around” (“Christmas is All Around”).

Billy Mack is blunt, to say the least.

“If you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record,” he says during a radio interview. “And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness of the moment when we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.”

Grant is the country’s new prime minister, and on his first day at 10 Downing Street he starts to fall for one of the office “tea girls” (McCutcheon).

This is the “boy meets girl, boy loses girl but still has to run the country” scenario, and it plays out in interludes throughout Love Actually.

In one of the best scenes, the PM is trying to find his love’s home (on the “dodgy end” of Harris Street in Wendsworth). He knocks on every door, and is duly recognized.

Old lady: Aren’t you the Prime Minister?

PM: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry

Christmas.

Old lady: Oh! PM: Part of the service now. Trying to get ‘round to everyone by New Year’s Eve. A trio of little girls asks if he’s a caroler. When he says he’s not, they beg him to sing anyway. So the PM and his driver break into a spirited rendition of “Good King Wenceslas,” right there on the sidewalk.

Rickman and Thompson are a long–married couple whose relationship is tested when he finds himself attracted to an extremely flirtatious secretary in his office.

Knightley’s newlywed is the object of unrequited affection from her husband’s best friend.

Neeson plays Daniel, a widower coping not only with the premature death of his wife, but with her troubled young son Sam, who’s hopelessly in love with a girl at school but can’t make headway with her.

Sam comes to his stepdad for advice.

“We need Kate, and we need Leo, and we need them now,” Daniel tells Sam, and they bond over a viewing of

Titanic on the DVD player.

Firth’s character is a cuckolded, frustrated writer named Jamie, who isolates himself in the French countryside to work, only to develop a powerful attraction to his Portuguese housekeeper Aurelia, who doesn’t speak English.

When he returns to London, Jamie takes an awkward course in Portuguese, in order to communicate with her.

Another highlight of Love Actually: On Christmas Eve, he flies to Portugal to propose.

Jamie (in Portuguese): Beautiful Aurelia, I’ve come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person — because I hardly knows you — but sometimes things are so transparency, they don’t need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.

Aurelia’s sister (in Portuguese): Definitely go for England, girl. You’ll meet Prince William — then you can marry him instead.

Two pornographic movie body doubles (Martin Freeman and Joanna Page) shyly discuss their lives and make wholesome plans for a first date — all this while stark–naked and simulating sex acts on a film set.

What does this have to do with Christmas, you ask? Everything. Not only do the events of Love Actually take place smack in the midst of the season in a chilly, bustling, celebratory London, everyone involved discovers what giving — and love, actually — mean.

Or, as Billy Mack tells a TV audience: “Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs ... become a pop star, and they give you them for free!” CS Love Actually Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. When: At 7 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 8 Tickets: a donation to Free Fab’rik (eligible items include school–friendly clothing such as dresses, jeans, tops, jewelry and accessories). Call 525–5040 for more information.

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Anna Karenina

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The decision by director Joe Wright and screenwriter Tom Stoppard to add experimental artifice to their screen version of Leo Tolstoy’s Anna Karenina will strike open–minded viewers as a harmless exercise in gilding the lily. Those less charitable, however, will see it as nothing short of a bloody disembowelment.

The truth actually rests somewhere in between. Tolstoy’s literary classic hardly needs dressing up for the cinema – the frequent tag team of director Clarence Brown and star Greta Garbo proved that all the way back in 1935 – yet Wright and Stoppard have elected to have some fun with the source material, primarily by using a theater stage as the main backdrop to much of the action. Its device as a comment on the manner in which members of high society all have roles they’re expected to play isn’t exactly subtle, but it does allow for some ingenuity: When a character decides to head to the countryside, a door is flung open and cinematographer Seamus McGarvey immediately presents us with an enrapturing, expansive outdoors.

Keira Knightley, who has previously teamed with Wright on Pride & Prejudice (earning a Best Actress Oscar nomination) and Atonement, honors the director’s trust in her by delivering an impassioned performance as Anna, the 19th–century Russian belle who’s married to the stuffy government official Karenin (Jude Law). Anna’s brother Oblonsky (a spirited turn by Matthew Macfadyen) has been stepping out on his faithful

spouse Dolly (Kelly Macdonald), a development that barely causes a ripple in this patriarchal society. But when Anna enters into a torrid affair with the dashing Count Vronsky (Aaron Taylor–Johnson), she finds herself ostracized by a hypocritically intolerant society.

The idea of an upper class as its own self– contained theatrical world hardly needs embellishment when being presented on the screen (Martin Scorsese’s masterful The Age of Innocence is but one example of playing it straight), yet Anna Karenina’s fanciful notions often engage the senses, whether it’s the use of miniature models (including those plot–central trains) or the choreography of the ballroom sequences (dancing couples remain frozen until Anna and Vronsky waltz by them). Unfortunately, Wright doesn’t know when to give it a rest, and this frivolity becomes detrimental during the final act, when the tale’s tragic developments should be allowed to flourish without any surface distractions.

Were Law a decade younger, he would have been the obvious choice to play the silky Count Vronsky and would have been excellent in the role; instead, he’s assigned

the part of Karenin and does quite well by it. Indeed, it’s a credit to Law, Knightley and the entire supporting roster that their potency allows us to, if not accept, at least resign ourselves to the grotesque miscasting in the pivotal role of Vronsky. Taylor–Johnson, last seen as the beatific pot grower Ben in Oliver Stone’s Savages, turns the irresistible and robust Count into a jejune milquetoast who’s about as exciting to behold as an industrial film on cattle– prod manufacturing. A supercilious dandy, he’s seemingly more enamored with his own silly mustache than with Anna.

Still, it would be unfair to throw the whole movie under the train – excuse me, under the bus – because of one casting error and a few ill–advised directorial flourishes. Anna Karenina may not exactly be by the book, but it manages to emerge as a satisfying hybrid of stage and screen.

(At press time, a Savannah opening date for Anna Karenina had not been announced.)

LIFE OF PI

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It was Rod Serling, at the start of each episode of The Twilight Zone, who promised to whisk viewers to “a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land of imagination.” Yet here’s Ang Lee stealthily co–opting that claim for Life of Pi, his rapturous adaptation of Yann Martel’s best–selling novel.

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those works coveted by filmmakers yet deemed unfilmable in many circles. But Hollywood, perhaps surprisingly, has a good history with turning unfilmable novels into sterling movies (Slaughterhouse Five, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The English Patient), and Life of Pi can be added to the winners’ circle.

Lee has crafted a visually sumptuous (in 3–D, no less!) fable about Pi Patel (newcomer Suraj Sharma, nailing it), an Indian teenager who survives a disaster at sea, only to then find himself sharing a small boat with a fierce Bengal tiger. A framing device in which an adult Pi (Irrfan Khan) recounts his story to a writer (Rafe Spall) isn’t really needed, but it also isn’t obtrusive, and it’s always desirable to see the accomplished Khan on the screen. Magee’s script is steeped in spiritualism (early sequences illustrate how Pi amusingly considers himself a Hindu, a Muslim and a Christian), an approach that is further conveyed by the heavenly images captured by cinematographer Claudio Miranda and an effects crew that employs CGI to astounding effect.

The movie won’t appeal to everyone: Its themes will seem facile to many, and the ambiguity following a climactic twist might strike some as a copout). Yet even its detractors will be hard–pressed to opine that Life of Pi is strictly by–the–numbers.

LINCOLN

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Moviegoers purchasing tickets to Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln will be forgiven for feeling as if they’re stepping into a wax museum rather than a theater auditorium. Spielberg, who has been planning this project for numerous years, has meticulously, painstakingly recreated an entire era. He has also assembled an impressive cast to fill the roles of the historical figures who were part of Abraham Lincoln’s world, whether on the home front or in the political sphere.

To complete the illusion, he has tasked Tony Kushner to fashion a script that leaves no grandiloquent declaration untouched. For all its good intentions and spurts of innovation, though, the film never really

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comes alive as living, breathing history. Instead, it too often plays like an audio reading of the Congressional Record, with some unwieldly domestic scenes tossed in for good measure.

Rather than the comprehensive biopic suggested by the title, Lincoln instead focuses on the 16th president’s final days in office, as he works hard to pass an amendment that would outlaw slavery and involuntary servitude. The film tracks every step of this process, showing how Lincoln (Daniel Day–Lewis) would use any means, some bordering on impeachable, to secure passage. Secretary of State William Seward (David Strathairn) works tirelessly on his behalf, playing devil’s advocate when necessary but always showing his support; also fighting for the cause is the garrulous Representative Thaddeus Stevens (Tommy Lee Jones, chewing the scenery almost as much as he did as Batman Forever’s Two–Face).

The political sequences alter between fascinating and fastidious to a fault, yet they’re preferable to the shoehorned segments centering on Lincoln’s relationships with wife Mary

Todd (a shrill Sally Field) and grown son Robert (a wasted Joseph Gordon–Levitt). Day–Lewis’ portrayal is, as expected, excellent, and he remains watchable even when the scene around him collapses. Yet because Day–Lewis is playing a figurehead, an icon, rather than a complete individual – it’s amazing how little we learn about the man himself – even his portrayal ultimately comes up short.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

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Let’s be honest for a minute: The Twilight films can hardly be considered cinematic masterpieces, but neither do they deserve the unfiltered fear and loathing emanating from the scores of male moviegoers who feel threatened by the very existence of any franchise primarily aimed at women (Sex and the City is another).

While often sophomoric and artless, each film (especially the first one) has been able to tap into honest moments of insight pertaining to teen angst, unbridled passion and fevered desires,

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Skyfall

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Any list of the 10 best James Bond films would have to include 2006’s Casino Royale and the latest installment, Skyfall. That’s a pretty impressive batting average for Daniel Craig, who’s appeared in only three out of the 23 movies starring the dapper British agent with a licence (U.K.

spelling intentional) to kill. It also speaks well for a series that’s celebrating its 50th anniversary this year, a half–century stretch that has seen the franchise occasionally teetering on the brink of irrelevance yet always managing to right itself.

In the Craig canon, Casino Royale still ranks as the best, although Skyfall proves to be superior to 2008’s Quantum of Solace (itself better than the mostly blistering reviews would suggest). This new entry is a 007 saga certain to leave viewers both shaken and stirred, and not only by the exciting set–pieces. That’s because this film, like the two before it, occasionally allows Bond to wear his heart on his tailored sleeve, with Craig revealing flashes of empathy more frequently than did his predecessors in the role.

It also takes the character of M (Judi Dench), who dating back to the Pierce Brosnan flicks has been a rigid, humorless leader, and humanizes her.

That’s not initially the case: When we first see M, she’s ordering Eve (Naomie Harris), one of MI6’s rookie agents, to “take the shot” and down the enemy operative engaged in hand–to–hand combat with Bond. It’s a cold–blooded call, placing 007’s life in danger, and sure enough, Eve flubs the shot and kills our hero. Of course, he’s not really dead; instead, after a brief PTO full of self–pity and binge drinking, he returns to active duty, angry at M for her betrayal but determined to protect her and the organization from a new threat: a crooning gent by the name of Silva (Javier Bardem), who vows to exact his revenge on M for a past betrayal even greater than the one she inflicted on Bond.

Oscar–winning director Sam Mendes (American Beauty), aided by the Coen brothers’ regular cinematographer Roger Deakins, provides all these proceedings with a grittier texture than often seen in this franchise, and while none of the set pieces here can match that incredible parkour

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opening in Casino Royale, most – a battle atop a moving train, a shadowy skirmish in a skyscraper, a roughhouse session involving an amusing appearance by a Komodo dragon – do not disappoint.

If there’s a criticism to be leveled against Skyfall, it’s that Bardem doesn’t receive nearly enough screen time. He’s one of the franchise’s more interesting villains–– playful, talkative, flirtatious, philosophical, fey and, above all, always a menacing presence. The movie could have used more scenes of him; instead, he doesn’t appear until well into the second act and is often forgotten for stretches thereafter.

CLOUD ATLAS

a dinner theater production of The China Syndrome, while “An Orison of Sonmi–451” borrows from V for Vendetta, Soylent Green and just about every other dystopian sci–fi flick this side of The Hunger Games.

Having the same actors turn up over and over, particular in minor roles that rest outside the main action (Tom Hanks as a hotel clerk, Jim Broadbent as a Korean musician, etc.), seems like stunt casting – and perhaps it is, to a degree.

But the decision is ultimately a sound one, with the perpetual presence of the familiar faces working toward the idea that all of humanity is inexorably tied together, and that our stories serve as essential ripples shimmering over the ocean of time. CS

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Cloud Atlas is designed to shred apathy by invoking some sort of sizable reaction from viewers, and in that respect, it’s a great success.

Whether the particulars of the film itself succeed is entirely up to each individual audience member. One viewer’s emotional insight is another’s pretentious blather, and with six stories filling out nearly three hours, folks are going to be feeling satisfied or sickened – or maybe a bit of both.

Dealing with themes of reincarnation, oppression and interconnectedness, the half–dozen stories would probably feel fairly conventional on their own. “Half–Lives: The First Luisa Rey Mystery,” for example, feels like

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and all have cannily used two actors of limited range – Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner – in a manner that will probably never be replicated by any other movie that taps their services.

Still, there’s no getting around the fact that this latest feature fares the worst in practically every regard. Like Breaking Dawn – Part 1, it begins slowly before building speed, yet the narrative ascension ends up derailing before the conclusion. The early going finds the now–vampiric Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Pattinson) raising their gifted child Renesmee (initially rendered by creepy CGI before actress Mackenzie Foy takes over the role), with Bella incensed that her trusted friend Jacob (Lautner) imprinted on the little girl while in wolf form.

Eventually, the Days of Our Lives interludes abruptly end when the Volturi, that evil coven of vampires, decides to destroy Renesmee. This leads to the best part of the movie, with the story deviating from its source material to such extremes that the faithful readers at the advance screening shrieked with the same fervor as a 5–year–old watching her older brother tearing the head off her favorite doll. This unexpected departure is an audacious maneuver but, without giving too much away, it also turns out to be something of a cheat.

And just like that, a series that was at its best when it got its own blood boiling disappointingly ends with ice in its veins.

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Activism & Politics 13th Colony Patriots

A group of conservative political activists that meets the 13th of each month at Tubby’s restaurant, 2909 River Drive in Thunderbolt, 6:30pm to 8:30pm. We are dedicated to the preservation of the U. S. Constitution and life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. See our Facebook page or call Michael or Elizabeth at 912.604.4048. All are welcome. [062712]

Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning group of folks who meet to talk about politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, and anything else that pops up. Every first and third Thursday, around 7:30 p.m. at Satisfied, 301 W. Broughton St., upstairs. Come join us! DrinkingLiberally.org [113012]

Savannah Area Young Republicans

For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 912-3083020. [062712]

Savannah Tea Party Monthly Meetings

First Monday of each month at B&D Burgers, 11108 Abercorn St. Social at 5:30pm. Business Meeting 6:00pm. All are welcome, please join us to discuss our agenda for the year 2013.

Free to attend. Food and beverages available for purchase. Contact Marolyn Overton at 912598-7358 or Jeanne Seaver at 912-663-8728 for additional info. [102812]

Veterans for Peace Monthly Meeting

The Savannah chapter of Veterans for Peace meets upstairs at Satisfied, 301 Broughton St. at 7p.m. on the last Monday of each month.

VFP is a national organization of men and women of all eras, branches of service, and duty stations that works to expose the true costs of war and to support veterans and civilian victims. 303-550-1158 for more info.

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Benefits “Biggest Little Christmas Party” Hosted

by Mighty Eighth

Stumped as to how to host your office/neighborhood Christmas party? The Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum is hosting its annual Biggest Little Christmas Party, Friday, Dec. 14. in the festively-decorated rotunda of the museum, 175 Bourne Ave., Pooler. An economic, effortless and fun solution to your Christmas party blues--appetizers, fully-stocked cash bar, two-entree holiday buffet, dessert, professional DJ, and decorations. All you bring is your group of party guests! $350 for tables of 10. Discount for members of the Chamber of Commerce.

Information or reservations: 912-748-8888.

Proceeds benefit the Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum.

Art Show and Auction Gala Benefiting Savannah Center for Blind and Low Vision

Friday - December 7, 6:00-9:30pm. Admission Donation: $10 at The Charles H. Morris Center, (located behind The Pirate’s House). 10 East Broad Street, Savannah. Information: 912-2364473 or www.SavannahCBLV.org.

Bykes 4 Tykes: Donate New Bikes for Military Families

Operation Homefront Georgia seeks donations of new bicycles for “Operation Santa’s Call,”

providing new bicycles to the children of military personnel. Thurs. Dec. 6 through Sat. Dec. 8, inside Savannah Mall, near the Burlington Coat Factory. Information: 912-877-1340 or www.homefrontga.org.

Donations Requested for Union Mission’s Holiday Hope and Happiness Campaign Donations will help fulfill holiday wishes of children and families in need this holiday season. Gifts for children, teens, adults and veterans for homeless people who are Union Mission clients. Also seeking donations of canned items, dry goods and holiday decorations.

Individuals and businesses can also “adopt” a child or family as part of Union Mission’s Angel Tree program. Donors will be matched with a child or a family and provided with a wish list detailing specific items and sizes. Participants are encouraged to make donations of new and unwrapped gifts including toys, clothing, games, school supplies, gift cards and monetary donations. All donated items can be dropped off at Union Mission, 120 Fahm Street in downtown Savannah, during normal business hours. Information: 912-236-7423.

Forsyth Farmers’ Market Seeks Sponsors

Forsyth Farmers’ Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities start at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. www.forsythfarmersmarket.com or email Kristin@forsythfarmersmarket.com for information. [091512]

Karma Yoga Class for Local Charities

Bikram Yoga Savannah has added a new weekly Karma Class to raise money for local charities. The Karma Class is held each Monday night during the regular 6:30 p.m. class.

Students pay $5 to participate in the class, and all proceeds are donated to a local charity.

A different charity is selected each month.

Information: bikramyogasavannah.com or 912344-1278/912-356-8280. [072212]

Mighty Eighth Hosts Toy, Food Drive

The Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum, (175 Bourne Avenue, Pooler) is hosting a toy and food drive to benefit local families in need.

Drop off donations at the museum seven days per week between 9am-5pm. Food donations will benefit America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia., Second Harvest is in need of non-perishable food items that are unopened and labeled. Donated food must be received no later than Dec. 21. Toy donations should be new and unwrapped. Toys will be donated to local military families, as well as Operation Homefront Georgia, a nonprofit which provides emergency financial and other assistance to the families of service members and wounded warriors. Donated toys must be received no later than Dec. 14. Information: 912-748-8888

Register Now for February’s Seacrest Race for Preservation

The 5K and 10K is a race through many Savannah neighborhoods, finishing with a fun-filled celebration for participants, family, and friends.

Registration savings for early birds, military, first responders, students and children under 12. Race registration is open at Fleet Feet Savannah and Active.com as well the Historic Savannah Foundation website. www.myhsf. org/special-events/seacrest-race/ Or see the Facebook page. Registration fees: $35-45

Savannah Reindeer Run/Walk 8K and Chili Cook Off

Sat. December 15 at 9:00 a.m. at the Savannah International Trade and Convention Center, Hutchinson Island. Free Kid’s Run at 8:45a.m.

Meet Santa, and a clown from Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus. Costume contest for groups or individuals. Contests, treats, fun. Registration: $30 through 12/14. $35 on Dec 15. Register online at www.active. com or at Fleet Feet, 3405 Waters Avenue. A benefit for Rape Crisis Center, 912-233-3000, www.rccsav.org.

SK8 Art: A benefit skateboard art show for the Savannah Skatepark

Over 15 local kids (ages 4-12) participated in a two-day art camp and created their own art on skateboards that will be on exhibit at Foxy Loxy Print Gallery and Cafe, 1919 Bull Street, December 3 - 30. The boards will be up for silent auction for the whole month. Opening reception December 7, 6-9 pm.

Yates-Astro Resolution Race 5K Trail Run & Walk at Bethesda Academy

Saturday, January 5, at Bethesda Academy, 9520 Ferguson Avenue. A 5K trail run and walk through 3.1 miles of roads, grass and gravel paths along the marsh, treelines, cattle pastures and organic farm. Proceeds benefit the Women’s Board of Bethesda for the purpose of enriching and improving the lives of the boys at Bethesda Academy. Register online at Active. com or at Fleet Feet Sports Savannah, located at 3405 Waters Ave. Race packet pickup on Friday, January 4 at Fleet Feet Sports. Race starts at 8 a.m.; Registration begins at 7:15 a.m. Fee: $25 through Dec 25, 2012. $35 from Dec 26 Jan 5. Information: www.bethesdaacademy.org or 912-351-2061.

Call for Entries

Artwork Sought for The Butcher’s December Benefit Art Exhibition

The Butcher Art Gallery, 19 East Bay Street, is accepting entries for “Feast Your Eyes” art show in December. Seeking food-related art pieces and hosting a food drive to help America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia feed the hungry. For any art that is sold, The Butcher will donate our portion of profits to America’s Second Harvest, and each artist will have the option of donating their profits, or a portion of their profits, if they chose to. We’re looking for any art pieces as long as they are ready to be hung/displayed and sold and are related to food or eating in some way (even if it’s a stretch!)

Submission deadline: Tuesday, December 11.

Opening reception Friday, December 14. Check out the Facebook event for more information, or contact 912-234-6505.

Casting Call for Film Extras and StandIns

’Killing Winston Jones’, a feature film starring Richard Dreyfuss and Danny Glover and directed by Joel David Moore (Dodgeball, Avatar) will be filming in Savannah, November 26th until December 21st. First City Films has been hired as extras casting. The film is need of stand ins for Mr. Dreyfuss, Mr. Glover, John Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Danny Masterson (’That ’70s Show), and Aly Michalka (Easy A, The Roomate). The film will also be needing adults, as well as, many 7th, 8th and 9th grade children (ALL ETHNICITIES) as extras. Please forward all headshots or photographs with dates of availability and contact information to FCFEXTRAS@gmail.com Stand Ins for the cast should attach a well-lit photograph and an email that includes ALL contact information, height, weight and age. In the subject line, please include which cast member (ie. Danny Glover) you are submitting. Stand ins should be available for most or all of the shoot. Payment is available on a daily rate.

Deadline Extended for Junior League of Savannah “Done in a Day” Project and Assistance Applications

The Junior League of Savannah is accepting applications for “Done in a Day”, Community Projects and Community Assistance Funds in Savannah, Golden Isles and Hilton Head Island.

Grants will be awarded to projects that the Junior League of Savannah will assist by providing volunteers and funding of up to $1500.

Typical projects include assistance with painting, gardening, special events or physical improvements. The projects are generally scheduled over a time span of a one-day period on a Saturday or Sunday, with a need of ten to fifteen volunteers. Community Assistance Funds are awarded once a year and represent an additional financial commitment to the community. Partnerships and funding are available to all local 501(c)3 organizations that are within the program focus area of Women and Children’s Advocacy. To apply, visit the Junior League of Savannah’s website at www.jrleaguesav.org or call 912-790-1002.

Application deadline is extended to December 15, 2012.

Classes, Camps & Workshops Clay Classes: Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu

Handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles.

Basic glazing and firing techniques. Contact Anita at 912-351-4578 email: sav.claystudio@ gmail.com. [120212]

Photography Classes

From beginner photography to advanced post-production classes for all levels, amateur to professional. $20 per person for a two hour session with at least 5 students per class. Contact 410-251-4421 or chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. A complete list of classes and class descriptions are available at http://www. chrismorrisphotography.com/photographyclasses. [082612]

Art Classes and Lessons

Drawing and painting classes and private lessons offered by artist Karen Bradley. Call or email for details. 912-507-7138 or kbillustration@mac.com. [112512]

Art Classes at the Studio School.

Ongoing weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. Learn more at thestudioschoolsavannah.com or contact Melinda: melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. 912-484-6415.

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For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056. [062812]

Avatar® Info Hour

Are you interested in improving the world?

Do you want to foster community locally and abroad? Join us every 3rd Tuesday of the month to explore the Avatar tools and learn how to live your life deliberately. Call Brie at 912-429-9981 to RSVP and for location details. http://www. theavatarcourse.com. [062812]

Beading Classes at Bead Dreamer Studio Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659.

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Champions Training Center

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Classical and Acoustic Guitar Instruction With a PhD in Music

Savannah Classical Guitar Studio offers lessons for all levels of guitar student. Instructor is Dr.Brian Luckett, DMA classical guitar performance (www.brianluckett.com). Individual lessons in a private, quiet studio in the Starland area. All levels of lessons cover guitar technique, music theory (reading, rhythm etc.) and musicianship. General (folk/rock based) acoustic lessons also available but please, no electric instruments. Rates: $25.00 per half hour lesson; $45.00 per hour. Contact: brian@ brianluckett.com [102812]

Coast Guard Auxiliary Boating Classes

Regular classes on boat handling, boating safety & navigation offered by the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. Learn from the experts. For dates & more information, visit our web site: www.savannahaux.com or telephone Kent Shockey at 912-897-7656. [062812]

Drawing Instruction

Private and group drawing lessons by artist and former SCAD professor Karen Bradley.

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DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license or who have already received a license. Group meets monthly. $40/session. Information: 912-4430410. [062812]

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Group Guitar Lessons

Join us for a fun time, for group guitar lessons, at the YMCA on Whitemarsh and Tybee Islands (adults and teens only). Hands-on instruction, music theory, ear training, sight reading, ensemble playing, technique, and rhythm drills, by teacher Tim Daniel (BS in Music). 912-897-9559. $20/week. [062812]

Guitar, Electric Bass & Double Bass Lessons

Instruction for all ages of beginner/intermediate students. Technique, chords, note reading, and theory. Learn songs and improvisation. Studio located 2 blocks from Daffin Park.

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Guitar, Mandolin or bass guitar Lessons Guitar, mandolin or bass guitar lessons. emphasis on theory, reading music and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. 912232-5987 [062812]

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Spanish Instruction for Individuals or Groups and Spanish-English Translation and Interpretation. Classes held at The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. An eclectic range of tools used in each session, including: hand-outs, music, visual recognition, conversation, and interactive web media. Instruction tailored to student needs. Flexible scheduling. Information and pricing: 912-541-1337. [062412]

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register.

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Music classes for homeschool students ages 8 through 18 and their parents. Classes start in August with registration in July. Classes offered in Guyton and Savannah. Go to www.

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Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops a month to assist citizens who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support and/or visitation and contempt. Schedule: 1st Tuesday, 4:30-7:30pm. 2nd Monday, 2-5pm.

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Ride Times: 12:30pm-10pm 7 days a week Custom Ride Times offered ∙ Call or text for ride availability

Homeschool Music Classes

The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com [062812]

Students of all ages are invited to learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills.

Free. Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 E Savannah.

912-897-3604. Contact: James Lavin or Minister John LaMaison www.islandschristian. org. [062812]

The most original and unforgettable way to see downtown!

Holds up to 15 people ∙ Small groups welcome Great for birthdays, company or retirement parties, pub crawls etc.

Dogs, food & drink allowed ∙ Eco-friendly

Tuesdays 9:30 am and Wednesdays 6:00 pm at the Park South complex, 7505 Waters Ave, Bldg B Suite 8, near Waters and Eisenhower. $15 drop-in, $12 - 6 classes. For more info contact Elaine Alexander, GCFP at 912-2237049 or elaine.alexander@ymail.com. [062812]

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For annual checkups, birth control, emergency contraception, STD tests and pregnancy testing.

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Music Lessons for All Instruments

Rody’s Music is now offering music lessons for all ages on all instruments, beginners through advanced. 7700 Abercorn St. For more information call 912-352-4666 or email kristi@ awsav.com. [051912]

Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, drums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukulele, flute, and woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Info: 912-692-8055 or smisavannah@gmail.com.

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New Horizons Adult Band Program

A music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school or college and would like to have the opportunity to begin playing again. Dust off your instrument every Monday night at Portman’s Music Store (Abercorn) at 6:30p.m. The cost is $30.00 per month. All ages and ability levels are welcome. Contact Pamela Kidd at 912-354-1500 for more info. [062812]

Novel Writing

Write a novel, finish the one you’ve started, revise it or pursue publishing your work. Awardwinning Savannah author offers one-on-one or small group classes and mentoring, as well as manuscript critique, ebook formatting and more. Send an email to pmasoninsavannah@ gmail.com for pricing and scheduling information. [062812]

Open Pottery Studio at Savannah’s Clay Spot

For potters with experience who want time in the studio, Choose from 4 hour time slots. Registrations are based on a monthly, bi monthly, and quarterly time commitment. Savannah’s Clay Spot, 1305 Barnard St. Information: 912-509-4647 or www.savannahsclayspot.com

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Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call 912-7132718 for more information. [062812]

Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

The Savannah Charlesfunders meet every Saturday at 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds, and better investing. Meetings take place at Panera Bread on Bull and Broughton. Contact us at charlesfund@gmail.com for more information.

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Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone that loves to sing is invited to join the Savannah Sacred Harp Singers at Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road in Savannah. All are welcome to participate or listen in on one of America’s most revered musical traditions. For more information call 912-655-0994 or visit savannahsacredharp. com. [062812]

Sewing Classes

Classes and individualized sewing instruction from Laurie, 912-358-8989. Email: lr_bryant@ yahoo.com [111112]

Sewing Lessons

Personalized sewing lessons for your individual goals/needs. Any age or ability. Lessons given in my home. 912-358-8989 or lr_bryant@yahoo. com. E-mail preferred. [110312]

Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

Anitra is currently teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique for those interested in improving their vocal range and breathing capacity.

Bel Canto carries over well as a foundation technique for different styles including opera, pop, rock and cabaret. Fridays 5.30-8-30pm, Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W State

St Savannah, 3rd floor. 786-247-9923 www. anitraoperadiva.com [062512]

Clubs & Organizations

Learn Spanish for life and grow your business. Spanish courses to professionals in the Savannah area offered by Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, LLC. Classes offered in series. “Beginner Spanish for Professionals” course. Introductory price $155 + Textbook ($12.95) Instructor: Bertha E. Hernandez, M.Ed & Native Speaker. Registration: www. conquistador-spanish.com Fee: $155.00 Meets in the Keller Williams Realty Meeting Room, 329 Commercial Drive.

Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. Generally meets on the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. Email: Kaza Ayersman, godzillaunknown@gmail.com or visit www.avegost.com [062912]

Spanish Classes

Spiritual Economics--Eight Weeks Course

Begins January 9, 2013. Learn basic metaphysical principles which govern our financial wellness – some call this, the true level of our “prosperity.” Prosperity is a way of thinking and being – not something you “get.” Alternatively, poverty is also a way of thinking and being – not something you “lack.” In our Universe, “Affluence literally means ‘an abundant flow’.” Learn to apply these principles to heal any limitation, Fee: $160.00 Information and registration at meetup.com/CSLSavannah.

Yoga for Couples: Toolbox for Labor & Delivery

Participants will learn a “toolbox” full of hands-on comfort measures including breathing, massage, positioning, pressure points and much more from two labor doulas. For moms and their birth companions, to prepare for labor and delivery. The class is held the last Wednesday of each month at 100 Riverview Drive, 6pm-8pm. $100 per couple. Call Ann Carroll (912) 704-7650 or e-mail her at carroll3620@ bellsouth.net. Reservations are required and space is limited. [070812]

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Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, Living and Supporting Individuals with Vision Loss

On the 3rd Thursday of every month, Savannah Center for Blind and Low Vision will offer workshops to learn more about vision loss, services and technology available to participate more fully in the community and how as a community we can support individuals with vision loss. Orientation and Mobility Techniques utilized by individuals with vision loss to access the community, Low Vision vs. Legal Blindness, Common Types of Vision Loss, How to support individuals who have vision loss to achieve their maximum independence, Low Vision Simulator Experiences, Blindfold Experiences, Resources.

Free and Open to the Public. Information: www.

SavannahCBLV.org. Savannah Center for Blind and Low Vision, 214 Drayton Street. [101412]

Buccaneer Region SCCA

The local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America, hosting monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org. [062912]

Business Networking on the Islands

Small Business Professionals Islands Networking Group Meets 1st Thursday each month from 9:30-10:30 AM. Tradewinds Ice Cream &

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Meets the first Friday of every month at 6:30 p.m. at Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd., Savannah (across fom N. Cromwell Rd.) If first Friday falls on a holiday weekend, meeting is second Friday. No boat? No sailing experience? No problem! Information: http://www. chathamsailing.org. [051912]

Drop N Circle Craft Night (formerly Stitch-N Group)

Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. Join us every Tuesday evening 5pm-8pm for crafting.

Located at 6 West State Street (behind the CVS off of Wright Square in the historic district.) Enjoy the sharing of creativity with other knitters, crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, needle pointers. All levels of experience welcome.

Come and be inspired! For more info please call 912-233-1240 or 912-441-2656. [072812]

Energy Healers

Energy Healers Meets every Monday at 6pm.

Meditation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call 912-695-2305 for more info. http://www.meetup. com/SavannahEnergyHealers/ [062912]

Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal.

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Honor Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending our area Korean War and World War II veterans to Washington DC to visit the new WWII Memorial. All expenses are paid by Honor Flight Savannah, which is not a government-supported program. They depend on donations from the community to fund their efforts. Honor Flight is seeking veterans interested in making a trip to Washington. For more info: (912) 596-1962 or www.honorflightsavannah.org [062912]

Islands MOMSnext

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school. Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. Meets first & third Monday of the month, excluding holidays.

Childcare is available upon request. A ministry of MOPS International. Information or registration: call 912-898-4344 or kymmccarty@hotmail.com. http://www.mops.org/ [062912]

Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at the First Baptist Church of the Islands on two Wednesdays a month from 9:15-11:30am.

Website/information: https://sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops/ [062912]

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Contact (912) 308-6768 for info. No fees. Wanna learn? Come join us! [062912]

Knittin’ Night

Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Wild Fibre, 6 East Liberty Street (near Bull St.) Call for info: 912-238-0514 [063012]

Low Country Turners

A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Contact Steve Cook, 912-313-2230. [062912]

Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m.

American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. Call 786-4508. [062912]

Peacock Guild-For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers.

Writer’s Salon meetings held on first Tuesday and third Wednesday. Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. and meet at Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home (207 E. Charlton St.). Call 233-6014 or visit Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for more info.

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Philo Cafe

A weekly discussion group that meets from 7:30pm-9pm at various locations each Monday.

Anyone craving some good conversation is invited to drop by. No cost. For more info, email athenapluto@yahoo.com or look up The Philo Cafe on Facebook. [063012]

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A new club formed to bring lovers of card games together to play games such as Spades, Hearts, Rummy, etc. We will meet every other Thursday from 7:30 to 9 p.m. at The Sentient Bean, 13. E. Park Ave. Next meeting is July 19. Children are welcome. No fee. Information: 912-660-8585.

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Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 5965965. [062912]

Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Super King Buffet, 10201 Abercorn Street at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@comcast. net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. [062912]

Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries, holds a meeting on the second Tuesday of every month from 11:30am-1pm. Visit www. safekidssavannah.org or call 912-353-3148 for more info. [062912]

Savannah Art Association

The non-profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is taking applications for membership.

Workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Information: 912-232-7731 [062912]

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of each month, 6-8 p.m. Encourage first-class prose writing, fiction or non-fiction, through discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: Savannah Baptist Center, 704 Wheaton St. All are welcome, including beginners. No charge. Contact: Alice Vantrease (alicevantrease@live.com) or 912-3083208. [091512]

Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets the first Wednesday of the month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League.

Meet at Moon River Brewing Company, 21 W. Bay St. [062912]

Savannah Clemson Club

Savannah Area Clemson alumni and supporters meet at various times and locations throughout the year. Viewing parties for football games held at Satisfied (formerly Loco’s Downtown), 301 W. Broughton Street. Information: Gareth Avant at garethavant@gmail.com or 336-339-3970.

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Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

A dinner meeting the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020.

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Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month.

Experienced fencers welcome. Call 429-6918 or email savannahfencing@aol.com. [062912]

Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day! Call (912) 308-6768 to learn more. [062912]

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Across

1 Looney Tunes voice Mel 6 Proof-ending abbr.

9 Petraeus who stepped down as CIA head 14 Mushrooms have a weird effect on him 15 “Burn Notice” network 16 Month before febrero 17 Advice like “Don’t fly so low you crash into the Death Star”?

19 Gainesville collegian 20 Drift into dreamland 21 Stars with a belt 22 Cub Scout leaders, in the U.K. 26 Like restaurants that serve sushi, pad thai, and 58-down 29 Do a medical scan on a British royal?

31 ___ Dinh Diem 32 ___ Deportes (Spanish-language channel) 33 Moves, in real estate jargon 34 Amethyst, for one 35 Elected official straight from a Fox singing competition?

39 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer 42 In ___ (mad) 43 A shot 47 ___ Mae Brown (Whoopi Goldberg’s “Ghost” role) 48 Resort town for video game enthusiasts?

51 Honorary flag position 53 Wine agent 54 Tinseltown, in headlines 55 Old-school laundry detergent 56 Word after wake or Ouija 57 Oinker who designed a commercial space shuttle?

63 Highway sign 64 Start of most John Grisham book titles 65 Olympic skater Slutskaya 66 “___ to recall...”

67 Animal pattern on Gateway computer boxes 68 Young accounting partner?

Down

1 Bike race with hills 2 Rule

3 The Diamondbacks, on scoreboards 4 See 10-down 5 Courvoisier or Remy Martin 6 Pound, in British slang 7 Unproven ability 8 “___ Kapital” 9 Junior high in a 1980s teen show 10 With 4-down, “Delta of Venus” author 11 Putting the kibosh on 12 Historic period for blacksmiths 13 Palme ___ (Cannes Film Festival prize) 18 “___.0” (Comedy Central webclip show) 21 ___ the other 22 Body spray brand with hot ads 23 ___-One (rapper who guested on R.E.M.’s “Radio Song”) 24 “The Raven” monogram 25 Bobcat cousin 26 False reason 27 Sanctions 28 ___ de guerre 30 Ursus ___ (brown bear) 36 Office machine 37 Equally awful 38 Alternative to ja 39 “I blew it,” to Homer 40 Big potatoes 41 Scary programs 44 Shaker founder Lee 45 F/X animation 46 QVC rival 49 Spittoon noise 50 Award for a bomb 52 Fake a signature 55 “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. ___” 56 Fat measure 57 “The Mayor of Simpleton” band 58 Saigon soup 59 Slip up 60 Wrestling victory 61 Border org.

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Monthly meetings are open to the public and visitors. Meetings are held at Logan’s Roadhouse Restaurant, 11301 Abercorn St. the fourth Monday of each month, September through May. Dinner starts at 6 pm and meeting starts at 7:30pm. Guest Speakers at every meeting. For more info, call 912-238-3170 or visit www.savannahkennelclub.org [062912]

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Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday of every month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining the Jaycees to learn more.

Must be 21-40 years old to join. 101 Atlas St. 912-353-7700 or www.savannahjaycees.com [062912]

Savannah Kennel Club

Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program.

The club hosts activities, tours and events to assist in learning about Savannah and making new friends. www.savannahnewcomers.com [062912]

Savannah Parrot Head Club

Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail: savannahphc@ yahoo.com [112512]

Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the Mulberry Inn. http://www.savannahsunriserotary.org. [062912]

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An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking practical methods for achieving more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. For individualists, non-conformists, anarcho-libertarians, social misfits, voluntarists, conspiracy theorists, “permanent tourists” etc. Savannah meetings/ discussions twice monthly on Thursdays at 8.30 pm. Discussion subjects and meeting locations will vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. For next meeting details email: onebornfree@yahoo.com. [072212]

U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets the 4th Wednesday every month at 6pm at Barnes Restaurant, 5320 Waters Avenue. All ages welcomed. Prior experience and/or boat ownership not required.

Information: www.savannahaux.com or telephone 912-598-7387. [063012]

Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. [063012]

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets the second Tuesday of every month (except October), 6:00 pm at Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner Street. Call 912-2323549 or email chesteraellis@comcast.net for more information. [063012]

Savannah Toastmasters

Dance

Savannah Writers Group

Tue: 8-9/9-10pm, Thur: 8-9/9-10pm, Sun 5-6/6-7pm. Lessons at Salon de Baile, 7048 Hodgson Memorial Drive, Savannah, GA 31406.

Visit us at www.salsasavannah.com for more information. [111112]

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. [062912] A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest speaker authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. Meets the second and fourth Tuesdays of the month at 7:00 PM at the Atlanta Bread Company in Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn Street. Free and open to the public. Information: www.savannahwritersgroup.blogspot.com/group or 912-572-6251.

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Seersucker Live’s Happy Hour for Writers

A no-agenda gathering of the Savannah area writing community, held on the first Thursday of every month from 5:30-7:30pm. Free and open to all writers, aspiring writers, and anyone interested in writing. 21+ with valid I.D. Usually held at Abe’s on Lincoln, 17 Lincoln Street. For specifics, visit SeersuckerLive.com. [063012]

Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes

Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance.

Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes held in the new Abeni Cultural Arts dance studio, 8400-B Abercorn St. For more information call 912-631-3452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail. com [062812]

Adult Ballet Class

Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St., at 39th, is offering an Adult Ballet Class on Thursdays from 6:30-7:30. Cost is $12 per class. Join us for learning and fun. Call 234-8745 for more info. [062812]

Adult Dance and Fitness Classes

Beginner & Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, BarreCore Body Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch & Tone. No experience

necessary for beginner ballet, barre, or stretch/ tone. The Ballet School, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. Registration/fees/information: 912-925-0903. Or www.theballetschoolsav.com [062812]

Adult Intermediate Ballet

Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190. The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads. [062812]

Argentine Tango

Lessons Sundays 2:00 - 4:00pm. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h Ferguson Ave. Open to the public. Cost $3.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_ tango@yahoo.com. [100712]

Beginners Belly Dance Classes

Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/skill levels welcome. Every Sunday, Noon-1PM, Fitness Body and Balance Studio 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/four. 912-596-0889 or www. cairoonthecoast.com [062812]

Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

The perfect class for those with little to no dance background. Cybelle has been formally trained and has been performing for over a decade. $15/class. Tues: 7-8pm. Visit www. cybelle3.com. For info: cybelle@cybelle3.com or call 912-414-1091 Private classes are also available. Walk-ins are welcome. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. [062812]

C.C. Express Dance Team

Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731.

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Home Cookin’ Cloggers

Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. [122911]

Irish Dance Classes

Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com or 912-704-2052. [062812]

Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.

offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany at 272-8329. [062812]

Modern Dance Class

Classes for beginner and intermediate levels.

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Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912354-5586. [062812]

Pole Dancing Classes

Beginners pole dance offered Wednesdays 8pm, Level II Pole Dance offered Monday 8pm, $22/1 class, $70/4 classes, pre-registration required. Learn pole dance moves and spins while getting a full body workout. Also offering Pole Fitness Classes Monday & Wednesday 11am. For more info: www.fitnessbodybalance. com or 912-398-4776. Nothing comes off but your shoes. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. [062812]

Savannah Dance Club

Savannah Dance Club. Shag, Swing, Cha-Cha and Line dancing. Everyone invited. Call for details on location, days and times. 912-3988784. [082912]

Savannah Shag Club

music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. [062812]

Events Colorblind--Erasing Color Lines in the Body of Christ

Commissioned To Love Outreach Ministries and Discipleship Centers, Inc. is hosting “Colorblind”, a movement desiring to erase color lines in the Body of Christ. There will be a “Colorblind March” on 12/9/12 at Forsyth Park at 3pm and a free “Colorblind Concert” on 12/12/12 at 6pm, also at Forsyth Park. If you would like more information please visit www. gocolorblind.org or contact 912-355-0511.

Farm a la Carte: A Mobile Farmers Market

Find them at various spots around town including Wednesdays 2:30-6:30pm at Green Truck on Habersham, Thursdays 3-5:30pm at Bethesda Farmers’ Market and Saturdays 9-1 at Forsyth Farmers Market. Sustainable meats, organic produce, local dairy and more. revivalfoods. com. [062812]

Farmer’s Market and Fleatique on Wilmington Island

Local vendors of regionally grown produce, antiques, flea market finds. Outdoor market or indoor booths. Vendors please contact us to participate! A portion of this month’s booth rental fees will be donated to the Marc Cordray Fund.. Free to attend. Booths available to rent for a fee. Cents and $ensibility, 6703 Johnny Mercer Blvd., Wilmington Island. In the parking lot or indoors. 912-659-2900. Every Saturday, 9am-1pm.

Guided Tours of the Lucas Theatre for the Arts

Learn the history of the historic Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn Street, on this 20-30 minute tour, its restoration, architectural notes and touch on the history of theatre and early cinema. $4 per person, cash or check only. Group rates for 10 or more. School trips available. Times: No reservations needed for 10:30am, 1:30pm and 2:30pm daily. Reservations available for other times. Information: 912-525-5023 or emuller@ lucastheatre.com. [062412]

Musicians Avaliable

We are doing 1 1/2 shows for free right now.

If you need an opening musical act, please consider us. We are located on Wilmington Island. www.facebook.com/pages/The-Edgeof-Red/415364065167234?ref=hl

Savannah Color Vibe 5K Run

www.livelinks.com

912.544.0026 More local numbers: 1.800.777.8000 / 18+ Ahora en Español / www.interactivemale.com

The Savannah stop in a national series of fun 5K races. Runners are blasted with colored paint/powder as they run the racecourse.

Benefits local non-profits. $43-46 registration.

Day of event: $50. Date: Saturday, Dec. 8, 9am race start. Information: www.thecolorvibe.com/ savannah.

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you’re interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer’s Market. Free. www.savannahsca. org [072212]

Winter Concert Series for Garrison School of Visual and Performing Arts

Orchestra, band, chorus and piano performances will include students from grades 4 through 8. Thursday, December 6: - 7:00 pm Middle Grades Chorus/Piano Immanuel Baptist Church 7375 Hodgson Memorial Dr. Tuesday, December 11: 7:00 pm Garrison Winds Band/Piano Garrison Gymnasium Thursday, December 13: 7:00 pm Grades 4/5 Chorus/Orchestra Garrison Gymnasium Information: 912-395-5957.

Film & Video CinemaSavannah

A film series that seeks to bring new, firstrun films to Savannah including critically acclaimed foreign films and documentaries, among others. To subscribe to information about the series, including screening dates and times, email: cinesavannah@att.net [072812]

Psychotronic Film Society

Hosts weekly screenings every Wednesday, 8pm, at the Sentient Bean. Offering up a selection of films so bad they are good, cult classics and other rarities. Upcoming schedule: www.sentientbean.com and on weekends at The Muse Arts Warehouse www.musesavan-

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at the JEA (Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St) Mondays @ 6 pm. Free for members, $5.00 for nonmembers. Basic Zumba Tues & Thurs 10-10:45am, Curves in Sav’h Mall, $3/ members, $5/Gen. Adm. Tuesdays 5:30-6:30pm, St. Paul CME Social Hall, 123 Brady St. $3 Per class. Weds 9:30-10:15am, Frank Murray Community Center, Wilmington Island, $3. Bring water, proper shoes and attire. Contact Mai @ 912-604-9890. [081912]

ARIES

(March 21–April 19) Spencer Silver was a co–inventor of Post–it notes, those small, colorful pieces of paper you can temporarily attach to things and then remove to use again and again. Speaking about the process he went through to develop this simple marvel, he said, “If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can’t do this.” I’d like to make him your patron saint for the next few weeks, Aries. Like him, you now have the chance to make practical breakthroughs that may have seemed impossible, or at least unlikely. Ignore conventional wisdom –– including your own.

Trust your mischievous intuition.

TAURUS

(April 20–May 20) The axolotl is a kind of salamander that has an extraordinary capacity for regenerating itself. If it loses a leg in an accident, it will grow a new one in its place. It can even fix its damaged organs, including eyes, heart, and brain. And get this: There’s never any scar tissue left behind when its work is done.

Its power to heal itself is pretty much perfect. I nominate the axolotl to be your power animal in the coming weeks, Taurus.

According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have an extraordinary ability to restore any part of your soul that got hurt or stolen or lost.

GEMINI

(May 21–June 20) In the coming months, I hope that you will get sweet revenge.

In fact, I *predict* that you will get sweet revenge. Keep in mind that I’m not talking about angry, roaring vindication. I don’t mean you will destroy the reputations of your adversaries or reduce them to humiliating poverty or laugh at them as they grovel for mercy while lying in a muddy gutter.

No, Gemini. The kind of revenge I foresee is that you will achieve a ringing triumph by mastering a challenge they all believed would defeat you. And your ascent to victory starts now.

CANCER

(June 21–July 22) I would love to speak with you about your hesitancy to fully confront your difficulties. But I will not speak forthrightly, since

I’m pretty sure that would irritate you. It might even motivate you to procrastinate even further. So instead I will make a lame joke about how if you don’t stop avoiding the obvious, you will probably get bitten in the butt by a spider. I will try to subtly guilt–trip you into taking action by implying that I’ll be annoyed at you if you don’t. I will wax sarcastic and suggest that maybe just this once, ignorance is bliss. Hopefully that will nudge you into dealing straightforwardly with the unrest that’s burbling.

LEO

(July 23–Aug. 22) “Drama is life with all the boring parts cut out of it,” said Leo filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock. By that criterion, I’m guessing that your experience in the coming week will have a high concentration of magic and stimulation. You should be free from having to slog through stale details and prosaic storylines. Your word of power will be succulence. For best results, I suggest you take active control of the unfolding adventures. Be the director and lead actor in your drama, not a passive participant who merely reacts to what the other actors are doing.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) One of my spiritual teachers once told me that a good spiritual teacher makes an effort not to seem too perfect. She said some teachers even cultivate odd quirks and harmless failings on purpose.

Why? To get the best learning experience, students must be discouraged from over–idealizing the wise advisors they look up to.

It’s crucial they understand that achieving utter purity is impossible and unrealistic. Being perceived as an infallible expert is dangerous for teachers, too; it makes them prone to egotistical grandiosity. I bring this up, Virgo, because it’s an excellent time to reduce the likelihood that you’ll be seduced by the illusion of perfection.

LIBRA

son you care about. Why am I suggesting this? Because according to my interpretation of the astrological omens, you would benefit from the shock of literally hearing how your mind works. Even more importantly: The cheerleading you do, the encouragement you deliver, and the motivational speeches you give would have an unusually powerful impact if they were audibly articulated.

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) In the fairy tale “Beauty and the Beast,” a grotesque human–like creature hosts the heroine in his home, treating her like a queen.

She accepts his hospitality but rejects his constant requests to marry him. Eventually, he collapses from heartache. Moved by the depth of his suffering, she breaks into tears and confesses her deep affection for him. This shatters the spell and magically transforms the Beast back into the handsome prince he originally was. Your life may have parallels to this story in the coming months, Scorpio. You might be tested. Can you discern the truth about a valuable resource that doesn’t look very sexy? Will you be able to see beauty embedded in a rough or shabby form?

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)

If you thoroughly shuffle a deck of cards, the novel arrangement you create is probably unique in all of human history; its specific order has never before occurred. I suspect the same principle applies to our lives: Each new day brings a singular set of circumstances that neither you nor anyone else in the last 10,000 years has ever had the pleasure of being challenged and intrigued by. There is always some fresh opportunity, however small, that is being offered you for the first time. I think it’s important for you to keep this perspective in mind during the coming week. Be alert for what you have never seen or experienced before.

(Sept. 23–Oct. 22)

CAPRICORN

This would be a good week to talk to yourself far more than you usually do. If you’re the type of person who never talks to yourself, this is a perfect time to start. And I do mean that you should speak the words out loud. Actually address yourself with passionate, humorous, ironic, sincere, insightful comments, as you would any per-

I wish I could do more than just fantasize about helping you achieve greater freedom. In my dreams, I am obliterating delusions that keep you moored to false idols. I am setting fire to the unnecessary burdens you lug around. And I am tearing you away from the galling compromises you

(Dec. 22–Jan. 19)

made once upon a time in order to please people who don’t deserve to have so much power over you.

But it’s actually a good thing I can’t just wave a magic wand to make all this happen. Here’s a much better solution: You will clarify your analysis of the binds you’re in, supercharge your willpower, and liberate yourself.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20–Feb. 18)

Bellydance Fusion Classes

Fusion bellydance mixes ballet, jazz and hip hop into a unique, high energy style of dance.

Classes include drills and choreographies for all levels. Small classes held several days a week in downtown Savannah, and upon request. $10 per person. Contact Christa at 678-799-4772 or see [063012]

In his book Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Tom Robbins talks about a gourmet who “gave up everything, traveled thousands of miles and spent his last dime to get to the highest lamasery in the Himalayas to taste the dish he’d longed for his whole life, Tibetan peach pie.

When he got there . . . the lamas said they were all out of peach.

‘Okay,’ said the gourmet, ’make it apple.’” I suspect you’ll be having a comparable experience sometime soon, Aquarius. You may not get the exact treat you wanted, but what you’ll receive in its place is something that’s pretty damn good. I urge you to accept the gift as is!

Blue Water Yoga

PISCES

Pilates Classes

(Feb. 19–March 20) “Having ‘a sense of self’ means possessing a set of stories about who we are,” according to William Kittredge in his book The Nature of Generosity. He says there are two basic types of stories: The first is “cautionary tales, which warn us” and therefore protect us. The second consists of “celebratory” tales, which we use to heal and calm ourselves. I believe that you Pisceans are now in a phase when you primarily need celebratory stories. It’s time to define yourself with accounts of what you love and value and regard as precious.

Community donation based classes held at the Talahi Island Community Center. Tue. & Thur.

5:45 -7:00pm Fri. 9:30-10:30a For info email egs5719@aol.com or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. [063012]

Fitness Classes at the JEA

Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St., http:// www.savj.org. [063012]

Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against them. Call Sifu Michael Sampson to learn about free trial classes 912-429-9241. 11202 White Bluff Road. Drop ins welcome. [063012]

Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes

Mondays at the Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Call for times and fees. 912-232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. [063012] Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and Semi-Private classes by appointment. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Suite-A Ferguson Ave. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. 912.238-0018. http:// savannahpilates.com. [063012]

Pregnancy Yoga

Ongoing series of 6-week sessions are held on Thursdays from 6-7:15pm at 100 Riverview Dr. Pre-natal yoga helps mothers-to-be prepare for a more mindful approach to the challenges of pregnancy, labor & delivery. Course fee: $100.

Contact Ann Carroll at 912-704-7650 or ann@ aikyayoga.com. [063012]

Savannah Climbing CoOp Ladies Night

Every Wednesday women climb for half price from 6pm - 10pm. $5. 302 W Victory Drive, Suite D. savannahclimbingcoop.com [091012]

Savannah Disc Golf Club

Weekly events (Entry $5): Friday 5 pm - Friday Night Flights. Sat. 10am-Luck of the draw Doubles. Sat. 1pm-Handicapped League. Tom Triplett Park, Hwy 80 W, Pooler. Sun. 10 amSingles at the Sarge in Hardeeville, SC. Info: savannahdiscgolf.com or savannahdiscgolf@ gmail.com All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. [063012]

Stand-Up Paddleboarding

Stand-up paddleboarding lessons and tours. A great way get out on the water and to stay fit.

East Coast Paddleboarding, Savannah/Tybee Island. Eastcoastpaddleboarding.com or 912484-3200. [093012]

The Yoga Room

Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr. [063012]

Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors

Free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. 6.30 p.m., Tuesdays and 12:45 p.m., Thursdays, FitnessOne, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine, Memorial University

Zumba Classes with Mai and Anne

Ditch the Workout, Join the Party, Monday nights 7-8pm. Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 East Montgomery Crossroads. All levels.

Fee: $5. Information: 912-596-1952, or 912604-9890. [101512]

Zumba Fitness (R) Classes with April

Mondays @ 5:30 and Thursdays @ 6:30. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. Just $5 for nonmembers. Call 912-349-4902 for more info. [063012]

Zumba Fitness and Toning Classes with Anne

Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E Montgomery Crossroads. Toning class is Tuesdays, 7-8 pm. Bring 1 or 2 lb. weights. Standard Zumba is Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. Both classes are $5 per session, Free if you bring a friend.

(912) 596-1952. [8-3-12]

Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting

Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. [0622812]

Gay AA Meeting

True Colors AA Group, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays at 7:30pm at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E Harris St, 2nd floor. Note: this is a new location effective 11/2012. [111912]

Georgia Equality Savannah

The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-547-6263.

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Savannah Pride, Inc.

Meets second Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. SPs mission of unity through diversity, and social awareness has helped promote the well-being of the LGBT community in the South, and organizes the annual Savannah Pride Festival. Call 912-288-7863 or email heather@savpride.com. [062812]

Stand Out Youth

A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@ standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth. org. [062812]

What Makes A Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611. [062812]

Health Free hearing & speech screening

Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech & Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. www.savannahspeechandhearing. org [062812]

Alcoholics Anonymous

If you want or need to stop drinking, AA can help. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. Check www.SavannahAA.com for meeting locations and times, or call 24 hrs 912-3563688 for information. [062812]

Flu Shots Now Available from Chatham County Health Department

Flu vaccinations (nasal spray and injectable shot) are available at the Chatham County Health Department, 1395 Eisenhower Drive, Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.

No appointment is necessary. $25 for injectable shot and nasal spray. The shot is approved for use in healthy people 6 months of age and older, people with chronic medical conditions, and pregnant women. The nasal spray is approved for use in healthy people 2 to 49 years of age who are not pregnant. $40 for “High Dose”

vaccine recommended or people aged 65 and older. Neither the flu shot nor the nasal spray can cause the flu. Information: 912-356-2441.

RYT, 500 hour level. Bring yoga mat or beach towel. Call or e-mail Ann for more information at (912) 704~7650 or ann@aikyayoga.com.

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Free, Walk-in HIV testing is available at the Chatham County Health Department, 1395 Eisenhower Drive, from 8am-4pm Monday through Friday. No appointment needed. Test results are available in 20 minutes. A follow up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Information: 912-644-5217

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Health Care for Uninsured People

St. Mary’s Health Center is open for primary health for the uninsured of Chatham County.

The center, located at 1302 Drayton, is open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 912-443-9409. [062812]

Hypnobirthing

Teaches the mom and her birth partner to use her natural instincts, trust her body, release emotions and facilitate relaxation during labor and delivery. The series of five classes are held on Monday evenings starting at 6 PM at 100 Riverview Drive. Reservations are required.

Private classesavailable. Call Ann Carroll at (912) 704-7650 to verify dates and space availability or e-mail her at carroll3620@bellsouth. net. [070812]

La Leche League of Savannah

Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Thursday of every month at 10am. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers.

897-9544, www.lllusa.org/web/SavannahGA. html. [062812]

Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program to encourage healthy lifestyle changes offered by St. Joseph’s/ Candler African-American Health Information and Resource Center. Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. On Mondays and Wednesdays the classes are held at the John. S. Delaware Center from 6:00 PM to 7:15 PM. On Tuesdays from 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM, the classes are held at the center on 1910 Abercorn Street. Zumba (Tuesdays). Hip-Hop low impact aerobics with cardio and strengthening exercises. (Mondays & Wednesdays). Information: 912-447-6605.

Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women who want information on health services. Open every night from 7-11p.m. 1-800-264-7154.

Yoga on the Beach at Tybee

Held on Wednesdays and Fridays, at Tybee’s North End, weather permitting, from 7am-8am.

Come to the North Beach Public Parking area, Gulick Street walkover (next to lifeguard stand #2). Drop-ins encouraged! The class is by donation and is a multi-level class, Hatha I & II, IntegralÃ’ Yoga style. Instructor: Ann Carroll,

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Programs of EOA have been earning free financial support by participating in the FundingFactory Recycling Program. Bring empty cartridges, cell phones, small electronics, and laptops to EOA for recycling through FundingFactory, in exchange for their choice of technology recreation products, or even cash. Business Support Program of Funding Factory will give benefit to EOA for materials recycled through them by business registered with them. Drop off recyclables at 618 West Anderson Street, Rm. 202, Savannah, GA 31415 To learn more about supporting EOA, including the Business Support Program (recycling) call Debbie Walker at 238-2960 ext.126, or dwproperty@aol.com or at www.FundingFactory.com. [053112]

The Dolphin Project

The Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at your school, club or organization. We offer a fascinating powerpoint with sound and video about our estuarine dolphins and their environment. Ageappropriate programs and related handouts. www.thedolphinproject.org [062712]

Tybee Island Marine Science Center

Offering a variety of fun educational programs including Beach Discovery Walks, Marsh Treks, Turtle Talks and the Coastal Georgia Gallery, which features an up close look at dozens of local species. Open daily, 10am-5pm. For more info, call 912-786-5917 or visit www.tybeemarinescience.org. [062712]

Walk on the Wild Side

The Oatland Island Wildlife Center , 711 Sandtown Rd., offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland. org. [062712]

Wilderness Southeast

Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-236-8115 or www.wildernesssoutheast.org. [062712]

Pets & Animals Low Cost Pet Clinic

Tails Spin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors on the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month from 5-6pm. Vaccinations: $12.00, with $2.00 per vaccination donated to Savannah Pet Rescue Agencies.

Habersham Village Shopping Center. www. tailsspin.com [062712]

St. Almo’s

Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays at 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at the Canine Palace, 612 Abercorn St. For info, call 912-2343336. [062712]

Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

Meets the last Sunday of the month at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 4476605. [062712]

Tea Time at Ola’s (Book Club)

A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Bring a book you’ve read this month and tell all about it. Treats to share are always welcomed. Tea will be provided. 2325488 or 652-3660. [062712]

Religious & Spiritual A New Church in the City, For the City.

We gather on Sunday mornings at Bryson Hall (5 East Perry St.) on Chippewa Square at 10:30 am. Like us on Facebook: Savannah Church Plant. [062712]

Guided Silent Prayer

A couple of songs done acoustically, about 30 minutes of guided silent prayer, and a few minutes to receive prayer if you want (or remain in silence). A mid-week rest and re-focus. 6:458pm on Wednesdays at the Vineyard Church.

615 Montgomery St. (behind Blowin’ Smoke BBQ). www.vineyardsavannah.org [062712]

Savannah Zen Center

Buddhist study classes, yoga workshops, retreats, Reiki sessions and attunements, meditation, classes & events are held at 111 E. 34th St., Savannah, Ga 31401. For schedule: savannahzencenter.com or visit us on Facebook.

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Service of Compline

The Service of Compline at Christ Church has moved: same music, same service, same choir, same preacher--different location. Service of chanted Compline by candlelight will be held at historic Independent Presbyterian Church (corner of Bull Street and Oglethorpe) every Sunday night at 9:00p.m. “Come, say good night to God.” [062712]

Theology on Tap

Meets at The Distillery every month on the third Monday night from 8:30 - 10:30pm. Like us on Facebook: Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. [062712]

Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community Church

Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 1001 E. Gwinnett St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. [062712]

Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah

Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary.

234-0980, admin@uusavannah.org or www. uusavannah.org. [062712]

Unity Church of Savannah

Two Sunday morning Celebration Services - 9:15 and 11:00. (Children’s Church and childcare at 11:00.) Noon prayer service every Thurs.

To find out about classes, workshops and more visit, www.unityofsavannah.org or call 912-3554704. 2320 Sunset Blvd. [062712]

Sports & Games Adult Coed Flag Football League

8v8 Coed Flag League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsor bar provided for discount food & drinks. Sponsored by Savannah Adult Recreation Club. Wed nights/Sun mornings, held at locations around Savannah. $450/team.

Minimum 8 games. For ages 18+. Coed teams.

Information: www.SavAdultRec.com (912) 2203474 [101512]

Adult Coed Ultimate Frisbee League

8v8 Coed Ultimate League. Play adult sports, meet new people. Sponsor bar provided for discount food & drinks. Held in Daffin Park/ Forsyth Park. Registration fees: $350/team.

Minimum 8 games. For ages 18+. Information: www.SavAdultRec.com (912) 220-3474. CS

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1011 EAST 39TH STREET: 2nd floor, One bedroom apt. $625/monthly plus $625/deposit. All utilities paid. Call 912-398-4424

3BR APARTMENTS WON’T LAST LONG! Westlake Avenue: Starting at $575 & up. Heat/air, washer/dryer connections. Call 912-656-5004

1017 E.32ND STREET: Lower duplex apt. 2BR/1.5BA,LR, DR, breakfast room,bonus room,kitchen w/stove, microwave,refrigerator,laundry room with w/d hookup. HW floors throughout, ceramic tile in BR & kitchen.Central AC/heat. $875/rent. 912-596-4954

1119 EAST 54TH STREET

2BR/1BA, stove & refrigerator $480/month, $480/deposit. Call 912-308-0957

1/2 OFF 1ST MONTH

LARGO TIBET AREA *2BR/1 Bath Apt. $600/month, $600/deposit. *2BR/2 Bath Apt. $665/month, $600/deposit. *All require 1yr. lease. No pets.

Call 912-704-3662 1/2-OFF 1ST MONTH’S RENT! Rent A Manufactured home,14x70,on high/wooded lot. 3BR/2BA,save $$$, Gas, heat and stove, central air, refrigerator,full mini-blinds, carpeting and draperies, washer/dryer hookups, 48sqft. deck w/hand rails and steps, double-car cement parking pad. Swimming pool, recreational areas, on-site garbage service(twice weekly) and fire protection included, cable TV available, guest parking. Starting at $500/month,including lot rent.

800 Quacco Road. 925-9673. *2027-1/2 E.36th: Efficiency Apt $450 *1234 E.38th: 2BR/1BA $650 *2303 E.42nd: 2BR/1BA + small den $750 Several Rental & Rent-to-Own Properties Guaranteed Financing.

STAY MANAGEMENT 352-7829 2307 ABERCORN STREET, 1600 Sq.Ft. Apartment, 3BR/1BA, All Electric, No Pets. $750/Month.

Reese & Co 912-236-4233

2 BEDROOM Houses & Apts. $400-$650/monthly Hassell Realty Company 912-234-1291 30 POINTER PLACE: 2BR/1.5BA Condo. Washer/dryer included. $650 per month, $350/deposit.

Call 912-663-2905 3BR/1.5BA HOUSE FOR RENT: 44 S.Parkwood Drive by Sav’h State.

CH&A, washer/dryer hookup, total electric, no appliances,no pets. $750/month. 507-8127

45 TRAVIS STREET:3BR/1BA house w/kitchen, dining area w/stove & refrigerator,LR,bonus room, laundry room w/washer/dryer hookup.Laminate floor in LR,dining area & bonus room ceramic, BR’s carpeted.

Central AC/heat. $925/rent. 912-596-4954 4 WEST 53RD STREET 2BR, upstairs apt, , kitchen furnished, $650/mo $500 dep. Section 8 Welcome No Pets!

925-6940/844-4211

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2212 Utah Street 2BR/1BA, eat-in kitchen, laundry, Central air/heat, fenced backyard. $685/month, $500/deposit. Section 8 not accepted. 912-509-2030 Available Immediately.

EFFICIENCY APARTMENTS

2 BD, 1 BATH APTS. Clean, Quiet. Near busline. Lights water included $195/wk. Call 912-272-4378 or 912-631-2909.

FOR RENT 101 East Fairmont Ave, 2BR/1BA, CH/A, Carpet & Ceramic Tile. $695 month/$695 deposit. Discount rent available. Call Dawn, 912-661-0409

656 EAST 36TH STREET, 3BR $500/month.

812 EAST HENRY STREET, 3BR $600/month. 912-232-3355 or 912-224-1876 after 4pm.

ARDSLEY PARK: Spacious, cute 1BR Apt. with balcony. $235/week, $235/deposit includes utilities and laundry facility. No smoking, No pets. 912-236-1952 BEAUTIFUL HOME! Ready to Move-in;Lake Shore Community: 6 Allen Brook Drive, Port Wentworth. 4 Bedrooms/2 bathrooms.

2-Car garage. $1,200/Month.

Ph:305-259-4080 BEE ROAD: 2BR/1BA $625.

CAROLINE DRIVE: 2BR/1BA, LR, kitchen furnished, total electric $675/month.

VARNEDOE DRIVE: 2BR/1BA, LR, kitchen $650.

DUANE CT. 2BR/1BA $695 912-897-6789 or 912-344-4164

1, 2, and 3 BR $650-$1050/month Ask about our move in specials

912.239.9668 709A E. Broad St. www.gg1sav.com

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HOUSES 4 Bedrooms 11 Belladona Way $1500 623 Windsor Rd $1200 3 Bedrooms 220 Preservation Way $1495 412 Sharondale Rd. $995 16 Wilshire Blvd. $925 2 Soling Ave $875 2214 E.43rd St. $850 1906 E.58th St. $750 BLOOMINGDALE: 105 Sandstone $1200 2 Bedrooms 318 E. 58th St. $795 1203 Ohio Ave. $750 18 Chippewa $750 2127 DeRenne $750 CONDOS 2 Bedroom Condo 54 Stone Lake $1150 Berwick Plantation

APARTMENT FOR RENT

2410 Jefferson Street. 1BR/1BA. Newly renovated, new appliances.

Great place for students. Call Theodore Williams, 912-232-4906, 912-398-5637

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•1202 E.37th: Large 3BR ground floor apt. $550 + $550/security.

•109 West 41st: Lower 1BR Apt., 1.5BA, central heat/air $450 + sec.

•1127 E. 39th: 2BR, AC, gas heat $550 + security deposit.

•227 Glass St. 2BR house, gas heat $450 + security.

•1202 McCarthy Ave: 2BR apt. window AC, gas heat $450 + sec.

•1610 Ott St. 1BR apt. $350 including water.

Call Lester @ 912-313-8261 or 912-234-5650

FOR RENT

2 remodeled mobile homes in Garden City mobile home park. Double/Singlewide. Low down affordable payments. Credit check approval. Special ending soon.

Speak directly to Community Managers, Gwen or Della, 912-964-7675

HIGHLAND WOODS 800 QUACCO ROAD 925-9673

Mobile Home lots for rent.

First month rent free! Wooden deck, curbside garbage collection twice weekly, swimming pool and playground included. Cable TV available.

HOUSE FOR RENT, 2016 Alabama Ave, 2 BR/1BA, All Appliances, Washer/Dryer, Privacy Fenced Yard, Nice Neighborhood. $650. mo 912-667-3968 House For Rent 45 Kandlewood Dr, 3BR, 1BA, Bonus Room $ 825.00 Call 441-1713 Or For Spanish 912-713-2768

35 Vernon River $995 Military Special APARTMENTS 3 Bedrooms 123 Harmon Creek $850 2 Bedrooms 1107 E.57th St. $600 One Bedroom 740 E.45th St. $745 Downtown Loft 321 Broughton St. $1500 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038 OAK FOREST HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2BR/1BA $475. Furnished kitchen. W/d Hook-ups GEORGETOWN CONDO HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2BR/2BA $800. Furnished kitchen INCLUDING washer/dryer.

CONTACT 927-4383 for more information.

OFF LAROCHE (on Caroline Drive) Lovely 2BR brick apt. kitchen furnished, washer/dryer connection, CH&A, all electric. $575. No pets.

912-355-6077

POOLER: Brick 3BR/2BA, CH&A, very nice neighborhood. LR/DR combo, eat in kitchen, fenced backyard, covered patio, storage bldg. No pets, No smoking. No Section 8. $950/month + $950/deposit.

912-844-1825 or 912-844-1812

RIDGELAND ROAD

3BR/1.5BA mobile home on private lot. No pets. $550 + deposit.

No Section 8. 912-234-0548

SECTION 8 WELCOME

ONE, TWO & THREE BR Apts. & Houses for rent. Stove, refrigerator, washer/dryer. 1/2 month OffGood for this month only.

912-844-5996 OR 912-272-6820

SOUTHSIDE

•1BR Apts, washer/dryer included. $25 for water, trash included, $625/month.

•2BR/1.5BA Townhouse Apt, total electric, w/washer & dryer $675.

912-927-3278 or 912-356-5656

SUNRISE VILLAS - Eastside A place that you can call home!

Large eat-in kitchen, central heat/air, W/D connections, carpet, mini blinds, total electric. $650/Rent, $300/Deposit. Call 912-234-3043 *TEMPLE STREET, off Staley Avenue,

by Fairgrounds,all brick on 3 lots.

3BR/1BA, LR, kitchen, heat/air, laminate throughout, laundry room $550 + $550/sec. deposit. *800 Block of WEST 44th, near Beach High. Kitchen, DR, fenced backyard. 912-224-4167 VERY NICE 4BR/2BA, central heat/air, all electric, and more.

304 STACIE COURT. $1025/month.

•2BR/1BA, 60 ALTMAN CIR: $675.

•15 GERALD DRIVE: 3BR/1BA $750.

•21 GERALD DRIVE: 3BR/1BA $850 •1319 E. 56 ST. 2BR/1BA $665 912-507-7934 or 912-927-2853 WHEELER STREET: Lovely 2BR Brick Duplex. Carpet, blinds, kitchen furnished, central air, washer/dryer connections, $620/monthly. No pets. Call 912-661-4814

WILSHIRE ESTATES

Available soon! Large 3BR/1BA, large kitchen, LR, DR/family room combo, CH/A, Window World energy efficient windows throughout. Quiet area, minutes to HAAF, schools, shopping, restaurants.

No smoking. No Section 8. Police discounts available. 1yr. lease. $939/rent, $979/security deposit.

912-920-1936 WINDSOR FOREST: 3BR/1.5BA, family room has been used as 4th BR, new CH&A, new interior paint, new windows and sliding doors. Conveniently located. No smoking. No Section 8 accepted. $949/month, $989/security deposit. Military or Police Discount. 912-920-1936

WINDSOR FOREST

Really nice inside & out! Available now! 3BR/1.5BA, LR, DR, new wood floors, new paint interior & exterior, new vinyl floors in baths, new ceiling fans, new high-efficiency windows & sliding glass door, utility room, carport. $939/rent, $979/security deposit.

912-920-1936

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ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995.

SPACIOUS ROOMS FOR RENT Newly renovated on busline.2 blocks from Downtown Kroger,3 blocks from Historic Forsyth Park. $150/week w/No deposit.

844-5995 EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week.

Call 912-844-5995.

NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air.

No deposit.

Call 912-398-7507.

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ROOM FOR RENT: $110 per week plus $100/security deposit. Corner of 38th & Drayton. 234-9779 ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone service. $450-$550 monthly, $125/security deposit, No lease.

Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown:912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.

1BR & 2BR/1BA Apartments, LV Room, Dining, Kitchen w/appliances, washer/dryer hookup.

UTILITIES INCLUDED! NO CREDIT REQUIRED! $225 & Up weekly, $895/monthly, Call 912-319-4182, M-Sat 9AM-6PM

ROOMS FOR RENT

$75 Move-In Special Today!!

Clean, furnished, large. Busline, central heat/air, utilities. $100-$130 weekly.

Rooms w/bathroom $145.

Call 912-289-0410.

AVAILABLE ROOMS: CLEAN, comfortable rooms. Washer/dryer, air, cable, HBO, ceiling fans. $110-$140 weekly. No deposit. Call Ike @ 844-7065 CLEAN, FURNISHED ROOM on busline, $110-145 per week plus deposit. Utilities Included. Call 912-660-2875.

CLEAN, QUIET, Room & Efficiencies for Rent.On Busline, Stove, Refrigerator, Washer/Dryer. Rates from $85-$165/week. Call 912-272-4378 or 912-631-2909 EAST & WEST SAVANNAH

$100 & Up Furnished, includes utilities, central heat/air, Comcast cable, washer/dryer. Ceramic tile in kitchen. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. Call 912-210-0144.

FURNISHED APTS. $165/WK.

Private bath and kitchen, cable, utilities, washer furnished. AC & heat, bus stop on property. No deposit required. Completely safe, manager on property. Contact Cody, 695-7889 or Jack, 342-3840.

ROOM FOR RENT Safe, Quiet environment in nearly new home. Utilities & cable included. On busline. $125/weekly, $75/deposit. Call 912-484-1347

ROOMS FOR RENT

410-412 W. 32ND STREET: One 2BR/1BA & One 3BR/1BA. Both share large kitchen w/appliances furnished, LR area, washer/dryer.

All utilities included. $150/weekly; No Deposit. Call 912-447-0602 transportation 900

cars 910

Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932.

2-Door, Automatic, New re-manufactured engine, Sunroof, Cruise control. $7,900.

Call George, 912-786-9238 or 912-604-1990

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Furnished, affordable room available includes utility, cable,refrigerator, central heat/air. $115-$140/weekly, no deposit.Call 912-844-3609

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GMC SAFARI, 1995V6, Runs Great $2,650.

CUTLASS, 1976V8, 350 Rebuild $5,500.

Call 912-667-6270 HONDA CIVIC EX, 2003

KIA Sedona LX, 2006-Black, leather, 135K miles,mostly road miles.

1yr. old tires, new brake pads. Serviced every 3000 miles. $4300 OBO. 912-658-1759 LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities.

TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month.

912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.

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BUICK Lesabre, 1994- Beige, excellent leather interior, 123,000 miles. $2300 OBO. Serious calls only.

912-925-3373

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‘97 T-Bird, new brake system and stereo. Reduced $595. Call 912-358-6326.

MERCURY COUGAR, 2001- V-6 Engine, 2 Door, white runs good. $ 2500, all electric 912- 495-5022

WE PAY CASH for junk cars & trucks! Call 964-0515

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