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Film: Waiting for Superman (US 2010)
What: A
critically acclaimed documentary about the struggles of students within the US public education system. Feb. 27, 4 p.m. Where: JEA, 5111 Abercorn St. Cost: Free and open to the public When: Sun.
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Convention Center, Hutchinson Island
Cost: $7/adults, Free for kids under 12 Info: www.madeinthesouthshows.com/
Wednesday
Potable Gold
Film: Deep End (Poland, 1970)
What: Learn about the long and rich tradition of Madeira (wine) as it relates to the history of Savannah. When: Fri. Feb. 25, 5:30 p.m., Sat. Feb. 26, 5:30 p.m. Where: Davenport House, 324 E. State St. Cost: $20 Info: 912-236-8097. www.davenporthousemuseum.org/
What: This thriller about an obsessive teen
who stalks a girl he meets a public pool was lost for decades. Its soundtrack features Cat Stevens and Can. When: Wed. Feb. 23, 8 p.m. Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5 Info: www.psychotronicfilmsavannah.org/
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for a complete listing of this week’s music go to: soundboard.
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Lecture: Performance Art and
FREE its Future
Thursday
What: Artist Marina Abramovic is one of the keynote speakers during SCAD’s deFine Art series. When: Fri. Feb. 25, 7 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.scad.edu/
Chamber’s Business Connection
What: A monthly networking event hosted by
the Chamber of Commerce.
When: Thu. Feb. 24, 5:30 p.m.-7:30 p.m. Where: Billy’s Place at McDonough’s, 19 E.
Perry St. Cost: $10/members, $25/non-members Info: www.savannahchamber.com/
FREE
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for a list of this weeks gallery + art shows: art patrol
The Health Benefits of Coffee What: Dr. Roseane Santos from the
South University School of Pharmacy will discuss why a cup of java is good for you. When: Thu. Feb. 24, 5:30 p.m. Where: ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. 3rd Floor Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 912-856-5866 .
FREE
Author: John Busch
What: Busch discusses his new book “Steam Coffin: Captain Moses Rogers and the Steamship Savannah Break the Barrier.” When: Thu. Feb. 24, 6 p.m. Where: Ships of the Sea Museum, 41 MLK Jr. Blvd. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.shipsofthesea.org/
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go to: happenings for even more things to do in Savannah this week
FREE
Education doc ‘Waiting for Superman’ is coming for a free showing
Author: Jaimy Gordon
What: The National Book Award Win-
ner for fiction comes for a talk and signing followed by a reception. When: Thu. Feb. 24, 7 p.m. Where: Trinity United Methodist Church, Telfair Square Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.flanneryoconnorhome.org/
FREE
Lecture: Civil War Savannah
What: Local authors Barry Sheehy,
Cindy Wallace and Vaughnette GoodeWalker will discuss Savannah’s Civil War history and their new 4-part series of books on the subject. When: Thu. Feb. 24, 7 p.m. Where: Second African Baptist Church, 123 Houston St. Cost: Free and open to the public
Lecture: What are we failing to FREE see?
What: Writer and curator Sarah Lewis
discusses new media works selected for The Dissolve and her forthcoming book. SCAD’s deFine Art series. When: Thu. Feb. 24, 7 p.m. Where: Arnold Hall Auditorium, 1810 Bull St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.scad.edu/
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Visions: An Odyssey in Black
FREE Dance
What: Abeni Arts surveys the history of dance and the influence of African American culture in this unique performance. When: Fri. Feb. 25, 7 p.m., Sat. Feb. 26, 7 p.m., Sun. Feb. 27, 3 p.m. Where: S.P.A.C.E. Black Box Theater, 9 W. Henry St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 912-631-3452. www.abenidancestudio. webs.com/
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Saturday
Race for Preservation
What: A 5K run with proceeds benefiting the
Historic Savannah Foundation. Advance registration required. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 8 a.m. Where: Forsyth Park , Begins at the Fort Cost: $30 registration fee Info: www.myHSF.org/
Cannon Firings
What: Old Fort Jackson’s artillery shows its
Friday
Springtime Made in the South
What: When: Fri. Feb. 25, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat. Feb.
26, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun. Feb. 27, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Where: Savannah International Trade and
stuff.
When: Sat. Feb. 26, 11 a.m. 2:00 PM, , Sun.
Feb. 27, 11 a.m. 2:00 PM,
Where: Old Fort Jackson, 1 Old Fort Jackson
Rd.
Cost: museum admission Info: 912-232-3945. www.chsgeorgia.org/
What: Exhibits on the famous Mas-
sachusetts 54th Volunteer Regiment, a book signing with author Robert Mickles and a performance of Gullah music. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Sun. Feb. 27, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Where: Fort Pulaski , Hwy 80 West Cost: $5/adults, Free/kids under 15 Info: 912-786-5787. www.nps.gov/fopu
FREE
Speaker: Charlie Sifford
What: Sifford was the first black PGA golfer. He’s in town for an event in conjunction with the organization First Tee of Savannah. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 11 a.m. Where: Mary Calder Golf Course , 1201 W. Lathrop Ave. , Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 912-238-7108.
Book Signing: Lisa Napoli FREE What: The author of “Radio
Shangri-La: What I Learned in Bhutan, the Happiest Kingdom on Earth” discusses her travels and signs copies of the book. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 12 p.m. Where: E. Shaver Bookseller , 326 Bull St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: 912-234-7257.
A-Town Get Down
What: A musical festival remembering
SCAD student Alex Townsend who died in a car accident last year. Live music from Word of Mouth, Walter Parks and Swamptronics. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Station, 601 Cohen St. Cost: $10/adv, $15/door Info: www.a-towngetdown.com/
FREE
Performance: DJ Spooky
What: A performance of “Terra
Nova: Sinfonia Antarctica” which includes electronic music inspired by the frozen continent. When: Sat. Feb. 26, 8 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: Free and open to the public Info: www.scad.edu/
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Sunday
Georgia Bridal Show
What: An event featuring a variety of
wedding vendors including photographers, caterers and more. When: Sun. Feb. 27, 12:30 p.m.-5 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center, 301 W. Oglethorpe St. Cost: $10 Info: www.savannahcivic.com/
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Monday
Puppet People: “J.Low and
FREE Friends”
Fast P itch 2011 competition
What: A puppet show paying tribute to the life and accomplishments of Juliette Gordon Low. Sponsored by the Savannah Coastal Puppetry Guild and the City of Savannah. When: Mon. Feb. 28, 10 a.m. Where: Eastside Community Center, 415 Goebel Ave. Cost: Free and open to the public
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Tuesday
Director’s Preservation Tour
What: The museum’s director leads a
tour in and around the home discussing the recent restoration and techniques for site preservation. When: Tue. March 1, 4:30 p.m. Where: Davenport House, 324 E. State St. Cost: $18 Info: 912-236-8097. www.davenporthousemuseum.org/
Rain: A Tribute to the Beatles What: A live performance of tunes
spanning the Beatles’ catalog.
When: Tue. March 1, 7:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Civic Center, 301 W.
Oglethorpe St. Cost: $32-52 Info: www.savannahcivic.com/
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Wednesday
The Lynx sails into Savannah
What: Celebrated privateer ship from
the War of 1812 sails into Savannah. Visitors will be able to walk the decks. When: Arrives Wed. March 2; tours available 9-2 Sun. Tue., Wed.; 9-5 ThuSat. Where: River Street Cost: $5 donation for tours; adventure sails $55 Info: www.privateerlynx.org/
Lou Reed Birthday Tribute
What: The Psychotronic Film Society celebrates Lou Reed’s birthday with a rare concert film. Where: Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. When: Wednesday, March 2, 8 p.m. Cost: $6 Info: www.sentientbean.com cs
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Most noteworthy conversations in Savannah take place in bars. A week or so ago I had one such talk with a gentleman who moved here from another notable Southern city, one which like ours is majority black with majority white suburbs. He described to me how about fifteen years ago his beautiful city was full of promise, full of potential, full of cafes and restaurants and new businesses and vibrant downtown street life. Like Savannah is now. Then, he related, there was a particularly nasty dispute in city government that was split along racial lines. Then another. And another. And another. Once it started, he said, no one seemed able or willing to stop it. “Think of the stories you’re reading in the paper now about Savannah politics,” he said. “Now imagine reading that every single morning for fifteen years straight.” When the national economic downturn came, his hometown was by then already riven by deep–seated racial animosity, just as it once was in the ‘60s. His city’s now in sad decline: Downtown hurting, businesses closing or leaving, crime on the increase, ugly and very personal racial politics dominating every aspect of city life. Don’t deceive yourself into thinking the same can’t happen here, the man told me. “When I moved to Savannah the biggest issue here was armbands on St. Patrick’s Day,” he said. “But that could change overnight.” The ongoing saga over who will be Savannah’s next city manager could — should?
— come to an end at the next City Council meeting, when elected officials have an opportunity to try once more to find some way forward, however dissatisfying to many voters. My friend at the bar had a solution, one based on his years of bitter experience in another once-promising Southern city: “One of the white council members just needs to bite the bullet and vote for her.” By “her,” of course he meant that in the interest of unity and consensus, one or more white aldermen need to put their pride aside and vote to hire Rochelle Small–Toney. Otherwise the ugly racial aspect of this dispute will begin to affect all local politics in the future, to the detriment of everyone who lives, works, runs a business, and pays taxes here. If she doesn’t work out, he said, we can fire her after a few years — as is the case with just about every other city manager in the country at some point or another anyway. However bitter a pill to swallow, having a less–than–optimum city manager for awhile is still much better than racial strife which will eventually hollow out the local economy in ways much more profound than any screw–up Small–Toney could make. The bottom line is this: Small–Toney may not be everyone’s first choice in a city manager candidate. She’s not even my first choice.
But she is technically qualified for the job, and sometime’s that’s got to be good enough. The bond “issue” is a non–issue: Contrary to a lot of misinformation out there, as of this writing there is currently no city ordinance requiring Small–Toney to have a million dollar personal bond. (The only required bond is a $50,000 one, which she has secured.) And however inflammatory were Mayor Otis Johnson’s recent videotaped remarks to a black audience at a local church — majority rule means fifty percent plus one, Johnson said from the pulpit, and “we’ve got six percentage points to spare” — the truth is he’s right. There is a black majority in Savannah, and if those voters want a black city manager badly enough, they’re going to get one regardless. It’s ironic and deeply disappointing that Mayor Johnson, who built his career on fighting for civil rights — which is all about protecting the rights of the minority against tyranny by the majority — would, late in life and flush with power, so completely embrace the tyrant’s motto of “might makes right.” But the time to complain is over. Now it’s time for others to show the wisdom that Johnson has refused to display. Sometimes leadership is about knowing when “fighting the good fight” means surviving to fight another day. The wise move right now — if not the most satisfying one — would be for Council to reconsider Alderman Clifton Jones’ recent unseconded motion to hire Small–Toney. At least one white alderman needs to cross over, so that the vote cannot be described with those three horrific words, “along racial lines.” And then we move on. Sometimes wisdom takes unusual forms, and comes from unexpected places. cs
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Promise of new port jobs is bogus Editor, Contrary to statements in print and broadcast news coverage, officials responsible for analyzing the controversial Savannah harbor deepening do not assert that new jobs will be created by the project. Thus, public opinion about the $600 million undertaking is being driven by false assumptions that are reported as fact, compelling political support based on unsound speculation. Unfortunately, this bandwagon mentality has become far too
common, resulting in billions of wasted tax dollars being squandered on unjustified projects. The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers justifies the project solely on their assertion that moving commodities with the larger vessels to be accommodated by deepening will reduce shipping costs. According to a Corps economist assigned to analyzing the project, there is no rationale that builds a case that new jobs will be created as a result of the deepening. In fact, by being more efficient in terms of cost per ton, including automated commodity handling, the future job–growth curve could
be lower than without the project. At a December 2010 meeting of the Stakeholder Evaluation Group deliberating the project, Corps economist Bernard Moseby said that under their guidelines they are required to convert projected economic benefits into the “equivalent value” in jobs even if no additional jobs are expected. When questioned, he agreed that there is no analysis by the Corps finding that new jobs will be produced by the project. During a period when state and federal officials must be especially prudent in making decisions about wisely spending limited
government funds, it is imperative that well–reasoned analysis prevails, not wishful thinking. Reckless hearsay about the harbor project does not support fiscally responsible decision–making, which is so urgently needed. If the public is deeply misinformed by inaccurate reporting, our political institutions – already inclined toward uninformed “group–think” – will become even less capable of responsible budgeting decisions. David Kyler Executive Director, Center for a Sustainable Coast Saint Simons Island, Georgia
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The right to choose booze
Tea Partiers turn nanny-staters in order to kill Georgia’s chance for Sunday retail alcohol sales
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Matters of economics, democracy and faith collided beneath the gold dome of the Georgia capitol last week, writing the newest chapter in the ongoing battle over the state’s Blue laws, which prohibit package sales of alcohol on Sundays.
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11th District State Senator John Bulloch introduced a bill, known as SB 10, earlier this year. SB 10 would have given municipalities the right to hold referendums on whether to allow retailers to sell alcohol on Sundays. “How much closer can you get to democracy than letting the people make that decision?” Bulloch asked during a conversation by phone last week. Ironically, it was the state’s dominant majority of Republicans, who were elected with campaign rhetoric proclaiming the virtues of smaller government, personal liberty and opposition to the “liberal nanny–state,” that have now silenced the bill without so much as a vote. With the exception of the Sunday retail prohibition, alcohol sales are regulated almost exclusively at the local level, and communities are able to determine whether alcohol is sold and when. “It’s controlled locally the other six days of the week,” says Jim Tudor, who leads the Georgia Association of Convenience Stores, a professional organization that supported the legislation. “The idea that the seventh day shouldn’t be controlled locally runs against the grain of how we control alcohol in our state.” Although the bill was not a mandate on Sunday sales, seeking instead to give
communities the right of self–determination on the issue, SB 10 drew the ire of religious groups, including the Georgia Christian Coalition (GCC), whose campaign of emails and phone calls roused the faithful to take action. “Sunday is so much like a Saturday, it creates additional disorder,” says Jerry Luquire, the head of the GCC. “It’s all the bad that a few people can do with alcohol increased from Saturday to include Sunday. That’s why we’re opposing it.” Georgia has a long and curious history when it comes to the prohibition of alcohol. Hard liquor was contraband in the new colony according to the dictums of James Oglethorpe (a rule broken almost as soon as it was decreed), and in the 1930s Georgia adopted total prohibition of alcohol well before the Temperance movement scored a victory at the national level. Over the past several decades the old laws have been eroded largely by local control, one example being on–premise sales in restaurants and hybrid establishments, allowed in some places but not others around the state. Sunday retail is the last piece of the puzzle, and has been a sticky issue in the state Legislature for several years. “I didn’t feel like in the past four years, that this particular piece of legislation got a fair shake from the committee that it was in, so we debated it in a different committee,” Bulloch says. “It passed that committee.” Until last week, SB 10 had been sailing smoothly through the legislative process. The bill had passed committee hearings, and was ready to be sent to the Rules Committee, who would set a date for a vote. Its progress was derailed suddenly last Thursday following a caucus meeting of Senate Republicans, who decided the bill didn’t have the necessary support, essentially killing it before it could reach the floor. The procedure was unprecedented in recent memory, Lieutenant Governor Casey Cagle told the Atlanta Journal Constitution last week.
The legislation could have provided much needed revenue for the state, particularly if referendums had been passed by border communities like Savannah and Augusta, where Sunday alcohol purchases drift across the Savannah River into South Carolina. “Every Sunday they bleed sales into these other states because it’s a convenience issue,” says Ben Jenkins, Vice President of State Government Communications with the Distilled Spirits Council (DSC), a national trade association. “Since 2002, states that have repealed their Sunday sales bans have seen on average a 5–7% tax revenue increase, which obviously is terrific revenue alternative to raising taxes in a difficult economy.” According to data provided by the DSC based on estimates from other states who’ve passed local option Sunday sales, the change could have meant about four million dollars in state revenue from liquor alone, and even more with beer and wine included. Luquire dismisses concerns about potential state revenues, arguing that if people are concerned about taxes they should tax lottery tickets: “Everyone is spending a dollar on a 10 million to one chance, what’s another seven cents?” While the GCC won’t try to end retail sales on other days of week, they are committed to maintaining status quo. “Keep it in the bottle,” Luquire says. “Things are fine now. People can live without it, but a lot people can’t live with it.” Supporters of Sunday sales find the opposite to be true. “The government shouldn’t be in the business of mandating what day is the Sabbath,” says Jenkins. “Religious conservatives may choose not to drink or buy alcohol on Sunday. There are other people out there that would like to.” There is a separate bill in state’s House of Representatives that would allow a local option referendum. However, if it is unable to pass the Senate, neither bill could reach the Governor’s desk. cs
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Blotter All cases from recent Savannah/ Chatham Police Dept. incident reports
Truth is stranger than fiction
A man called police to report a person with a knife. It was later determined to be a “threat to injure” call.
The complainant told the officer on the scene that he had been walking home through the area of Montgomery Street and 42nd Street when he saw a white male following him. The complainant said he grabbed his knife because he feared he was going to be mugged. However, the white male turned down another street. At that point, with the knife still closed in his hand, a male prostitute dressed as a woman saw the man and told him he had a knife too. The complainant never actually saw the knife. The prostitute told the man he would cut him up, which is when the call was made to the police. Officers were unable to locate the suspect to get his side of the story.
• A woman called police to report that the family’s babysitter had confessed to stealing a couple thousand dollars from the family over the course of the last eight months. The complainant told the officer that her children had reported missing money to their parents, who then began to search the rest of the house, discovering that an envelope containing $2500 was missing from the master bedroom. The woman texted the babysitter about it, and she confessed, saying that she had been in “a bind.” The babysitter’s family contacted the complainant and said that the girl had been checked into a mental health institution for “help,” but did not identify which facility. The woman was advised of warrant procedures. She told police she wanted to press charges for theft. • While on patrol, an officer found a man stumbling through the middle of the street and obstructing traffic. The man was “highly intoxicated.” He smelled strongly of alcohol, his pants were partially undone, and his belt was unbuckled. He could barely stand and
his speech was slurred. The officer asked the man to get out of the road and get into a taxi. The man ignored the officer and began aggressively pursuing several females who were entering a nearby club. The man continued to refuse to get in a cab or buckle his pants. He was arrested for public intoxication. • Police were called to a residence where an Alzheimer’s patient was out of control. The officer spoke with the man’s wife. She said that he had started taking some new medication that morning, and that it had caused him to become disorderly. At one point, he hit her in the head with the telephone because he could not get in touch with his mother. She advised police that he wasn’t intentionally violent and was not aware of his actions. The officer spoke with the man who was “very confused and disoriented.” The man was transported to the hospital for additional care.
• Officers were dealing with a suspicious vehicle in the area of Congress and Whitaker Streets when they noticed three people on the ground fighting. It was around three a.m. The officer ordered them to stop. One subject walked away. Two others continued to fight. The officer pulled one away, and the suspect began to flail and kick at the officer. The officer sprayed him with mace and the man stopped resisting. A second officer arrived to help escort the suspect to a nearby cruiser. A crowd formed around the scene and someone threw a beer at the police vehicle, which resulted in both officers being sprayed with beer. The beer thrower was arrested for disorderly conduct. EMS arrived to treat the guy who got sprayed with mace. Both were jailed without further incident. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020
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Getting Old, Young: (1) Jack Smeltzer broke a record in the tractor pull championships in Columbus, Ohio, in January -- doing a “full (track-length) pull” of 692 pounds. Jack is 7 years old. The National Kiddie Tractor Pullers Association (holding 80 events a year for ages 3 through 8) uses bicycles instead of motors. Ms. Brooke Wilker, 5, was the youngest champ, lugging 300 pounds 28 feet. (2) Walmart announced in January that it would soon offer a full line of makeup especially for 8-year-olds (and up), by GeoGirl, including mascara, sheer lip gloss, pink blush and purple eye shadow, all supposedly designed for young skin. (An executive of Aspire cosmetics said her research revealed a potential market of 6-year-olds.)
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• Everyone washes hair, but those who want a license to apply shampoo in Texas need 150 hours of training, with 100 hours in “theory and practice of shampooing,” including a study of “neck anatomy.” A February Wall Street Journal report on excessiveness of state regulation highlighted California’s year-long training to be a barber, Alabama’s 750-hour schooling standard for a manicurist’s license, and Michigan’s 500 practice hours for performing massages. (By contrast, many less-tightly regulated states seem not to suffer. Connecticut, without licensing, fielded only six complaints last
year against manicurists -- four of which write 100-page poems every day for 100 involved disputes over gift cards.) Next days, until he had a book totaling 10,000 up for licensing, perhaps: cat groomers pages (actually, 10,119). For some reason, in Ohio. the University of Iowa Libraries has pub• What Budget Crunch? The South lished the finished poem, online and in Florida Sun-Sentinel reported in January a 2-foot-high hardcopy stack. (Strangely, that despite an array of pressing probin a 480-word article describing Morice’s lems, the Broward County public school feat, the Iowa City Press-Citizen included system has paid about $100,000 per year not even a hint about the poems’ subject since 2004 to build and maintain special matter.) gardens at selected schools in order to • In January, Toronto sculptorlure butterflies for pupils to study. photographer Lisa Murphy • Government That Works: (1) added to her reputation for Discussions devising “porn for the blind” The 2009 federal stimulus program about the came through just in time with by producing four more harbor $34,000 for the U.S. Department of hand-molded erotic figures are deep Agriculture’s Kearneysville, W.Va., generated by using clay laboratory. Work on the recent to replicate photographic scenes of nude and lingeriedangerous increase in Brown Marmorated Stink Bugs was in jeopclad models (accompanied by ardy because money had run out descriptions in Braille). “The for design of a workable air distribubutt was the hardest to sculpt,” tion system for the offices. (2) The she said. “I wanted to get it nice and even, and give it a feminine City Commission of San Antonio, Fla. (population 1,052), passed an softness so it would actually feel ordinance in January restricting, to a like a woman’s butt.” Her first book, tiny portion of town, where registered “Tactile Mind,” with 17 such raised erotic sex offenders could live. However, San works, sells for $225 (Cdn). • Ripley’s Believe It or Not! museum Antonio has only one sex offender, and that man is exempt from the law because is already home to an artist’s rendition of he already lives there. da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” made from burned toast, and now comes a recent Great Art! version by Laura Bell of Roscommon, • David Morice, of Iowa City, Iowa, a Mich.: da Vinci’s masterpiece made with teacher at Kirkwood Community College, clothes-dryer lint. Bell said she did about was best known for a series of “Poetry 800 hours of laundry of various-colored Comics” until he decided last year to towels to obtain lint of the proper hues,
and then worked 200 more hours to construct the 14-foot-long, 4-foot-high mural.
The Continuing Crisis
Surprise! (1) New Zealand traffic officer Andy Flitton cited an unnamed speeder recently for the second time in two years -- 11,000 miles from the spot of the first ticket. Flitton had moved from the U.K. to New Zealand, and unknown to him, the motorist himself had relocated to New Zealand last year. When Flitton stopped the man in Wellington in December 2010, the motorist recognized Flitton as the one who had ticketed him on the A5 highway near London. (2) Rap singer Trevell Coleman, trying to bring “closure” and “get right with God” for having shot a man in 1993 (since he was never caught), confessed the assault to New York City police in December, hoping that his humility might impress a judge. However, police checked and then booked Coleman -- for murder. Said Coleman, “(F)or some reason, I really didn’t think that (the victim had) died.” • “That Was Easy!”: (1) Several students at Texas’ Carrizo Springs High School were suspended in December, and a teacher placed on leave, after a parent complained that her son had been grabbed by the shirt and stapled to a classroom wall. She said it was at least the second time that it had happened. (2) Jodi Gilbert was arrested in Jamestown, N.Y., in January and charged with domestic
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Laconic Perps: (1) A female motorist in Kitsap County, Wash., reported in January being motioned by another driver to pull over, but she ignored him. The man then tried to ratchet up his credibility, motioning her over again but this time holding a hand-scrawled sign reading “sheriff.” (She remained unimpressed.) Seattle Weekly reported that a similar incident had occurred several months earlier. (2) Robert Michelson was arrested in Farmington, Conn., in February, after calling a 911 operator to inquire about the lawfulness of the marijuana plant he was growing. The operator informed him that it
was illegal. (All 911 calls are automatically traced, and Michelson was soon arrested.)
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(1) A transit driver was hospitalized after his idling bus slipped out of gear and ran over him as he walked around it in front of Waikato Hospital in New Zealand. (2) A 37-year-old woman in Melbourne, Australia, was hospitalized after forgetting to engage her parking brake. The car rolled backward down her driveway, knocking her over, then hitting a fence, thrusting forward and running her down a second time. (3) A 67-year-old golfer died on the Evanston
(Ill.) Golf Club course, run over by his own electric cart.
A News of the Weird Classic (November 2004) Patricia Frankhouser filed a lawsuit in Jeannette, Pa. against Norfolk Southern after being hit by a train 10 months earlier as she walked on the tracks. Most such injuries involve pedestrians distracted by iPods, but she claimed Norfolk Southern was negligent for not posting signs warning that railroad tracks are sometimes used by trains. cs By chuck shepherd UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE
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violence -- stapling her boyfriend in the head several times with a Stanley Hammer Tacker. • In November, a Taiwanese factory owner accidentally dropped 200 $1,000 bills (worth about $6,600 in U.S. dollars) into an industrial shredder, turning them into confetti. Luckily, Taiwan’s Justice Ministry employs a forensic handwriting analyst who excels at jigsaw puzzles on the side. Ms. Liu Hui-fen worked almost around the clock for seven days to piece together the 75 percent of each bill sufficient to make them legally exchangeable.
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There’s an MP3 on the ’net right now purporting to be a “North Dakota weather alert� in which some reject from Fargo warns, “It is f ’ing cold outside. Stay inside, dumbass. You will freeze your balls off.� When I was growing up in upstate Pennsylvania, my father used to declare this would be the fate of a brass monkey exposed to the kind of cold we had in the mountains. The question is, has any poor soul ever actually lost the family jewels to frostbite and survived? —Matt Short answer first. I haven’t turned up any confirmed reports of family jewel loss. On the other hand, the family scepter, as it were . . . let’s say a few unfortunate individuals have come painfully close. Now for the long answer. Implicit in the saying about brass monkeys is the sense that some male creatures are at greater risk than others of hypothermic genital separation. Clearly there are multiple issues in this seemingly simple question. Specifically: (a) Did it happen? (b) What happened exactly, to whom or what, to which extremity specifically, and under what conditions? (c) What was this poor soul/hapless beast/ sad sack (sorry) up to when it did? We turn to the case reports, organized by increasing degree to which the subjects’ plight strikes close to home: Brass monkeys. Data on component failure among these proverbial simians are lacking. However, we find that brass valves work just fine on tanks of liquid nitrogen, which is typically chilled to around minus 320 degrees Fahrenheit. From this we extrapolate that, for a brass monkey, the odds of accidental cryoorchiectomy are vanishingly small. Bulls. More commonly the victims of sheer heart-stopping frigidity aren’t ornamental metal animals but real ones, in particular bulls wintering outdoors in places like, yes, North Dakota. Ranchers’ bulletins and such are full of warnings about the dangers of scrotal frostbite. Although I haven’t come across a case of the affected organs
literally falling off, serious damage does happen—bulls can become sterile. The critical weather conditions: subzero temperatures plus strong wind. Dogs. Specifically, Alaskan sled dogs, said to do their best work between 20 above and 20 below and who happily pull a sled a hundred miles. Leave it to their owners to decide they should race a thousand miles and freeze their tender vittles in the process. The event in question is the Iditarod, the annual dogsled race between Anchorage and Nome, decried by critics as an exercise in animal cruelty. Often the majority of dogs on a team don’t finish due to exhaustion or injury (by one count more than 140 have died), and scrotal and penile frostbite are indeed among the many perils. The miracle is that casualties are so few. Lows can reach 40 or 50 below; record wind chill is minus 130. Guys. The classic account was published in the New England Journal of Medicine in 1977 by a 53-year-old MD named Melvin Hershkowitz, who plied his trade in the frontier outpost of Jersey City. Hershkowitz reports that the previous December he’d gone to a local park for his half-hour jog. Temperature: 18 degrees with a bitter wind chill. He was less than ideally dressed, wearing “flare-bottom double-knit polyester trousers, Dacron-cotton boxer-style undershorts, a cotton T-shirt and cotton dress shirt, a light-wound sweater, an outer nylon shell jacket . . . , gloves, and low-cut Pro Ked sneakers.� Twenty-five minutes into his run Hershkowitz began feeling “an unpleasant painful burning sensation at the penile tip,� which within five minutes had become excruciating. Returning home, he found “early frostbite of the penis. The glans was rigid, red, tender upon manipulation and anesthetic [i.e., insensitive] to light touch. Immediate therapy was begun.� This meant restoring the apparatus to warmth via manual contact. Full recovery took 15 minutes and would have been uneventful except that at minute 10 Hershkowitz’s wife showed up and found him “standing, legs apart, in the bedroom, nude below the waist, holding the tip of his penis in his right hand, turning the pages of the New England Journal of Medicine with his left.� Things could have been worse. One hears of similarly stricken joggers who’ve had penile skin slough off, which may not be brass monkey syndrome exactly but is closer than I’d care to get. cs CECIL ADAMS
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At 7:30 p.m. Friday, Feb. 25 | Randy Wood Guitars, 1304 E. Highway 80, Bloomingdale. $30 Not often do we get to bask in the glow of the top bluegrass band in the country. Two weeks ago, the Grascals won Instrumental Group of the Year, band member Danny Roberts took Mandolin Performer of the Year, with Banjo Performer of the Year going to Kristin Scott Benson. This was at the annual SPBGMA Bluegrass Music Awards in Nashville. In 2006 and 2007, the Grascals won the International Bluegrass Music Association’s coveted Entertainer of the Year award. The band’s Country Classics With a Bluegrass Spin – a Cracker Barrel exclusive – is the top–selling bluegrass album in the country this month (the record features duets with the likes of Dierks Bentley, Brad Paisley and others). They had long and quite fruitful associations with both Dolly Parton and Hank Williams Jr. And – talk about your clash of cultures – on Feb. 2, the Grascals played a salute–to–the–troops show in Dallas with none other than Kiss’ fire–breathing Gene Simmons (Little Texas and Five For Fighting were also on the bill). Like most high–energy contemporary bluegrass ensembles, this one has an impressive dues–paying resume: Grascals members cut their musical teeth playing with the likes of the Osborne Brothers, Larry Cordle & Lonesome Standard Time, the Sidemen and New Tradition. See grascals.com
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There’s been a change visible on the streets of Savannah — tighter pants, fixed gear bicycles and an oversaturation of irony. All the telltale signs of a hipster invasion.
With these gangs of coffee– fueled, cookie–cutter creatives wandering the streets, there is an increasing risk of violence against the hip and un–hip alike — a painful thought that is all too fresh in the minds of the local super–group When Hipsters Attack. Featuring members of groups like Pilot Scott Tracey, Hot Pink Interior and others, the band’s sound could be the soundtrack for the imminent hipster wars — like the post–apocalyptic scene in Terminator 2, but with hipsters instead of metallic, humanoid robots — a high energy mix of punk, pop and keyboards that will surely resonate with fans of Devo (who might be partially to blame for this whole mess in the first place). Their debut, which takes place at the Jinx on Saturday night, is rumored to also feature a hipster pageant, which will crown Mr. and Ms. Hipster of Savannah — a distinguished honor that may end with bloodshed. Because of elaborate staging needs, When Hipsters Attack will play first Saturday night, followed by local, live hip hop band KidSyc@Brandywine. We spoke with band member Scott Stanton to get some tips on what to expect and how to survive When Hipsters Attack. What would happen if hipsters were to attack? What is their weapon of choice? Scott Stanton: If they were to attack? They have already attacked, my friend. In hipster–prone areas (The Netherlands, areas of Scandinavia and Savannah, Ga., for example) the fundamental
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Hipster Survival Kit building blocks of society have fallen apart. Just look around and you can see the fallout. They’ve been around long enough now that they’ve bred, and we’re witnessing multiple generations of damage. They can certainly attack in overt, violent ways but it’s the more subtle ways we’ll really be feeling for a long time. As far as weapons go, they use anything at their disposal... iPhones, bike locks, scarves, moustache wax... What sorts of things incite hipsters to attack? Scott Stanton: Anything they deem as not part of their agenda and that would be anything not hip. I know they really detest the U.S.A. The only thing they see in the American Flag is a potential fashion statement. What is the best way to stop a hipster, or group of hipsters, once they’ve started to attack?
Scott Stanton: I have found that shame works best. You might be surprised to know that they often hide great insecurities behind their costume. Shame and embarrassment are the quickest ways to snuff out their fire. Do hipsters ever attack each other, or do they usually end up attacking non–hipsters? Scott Stanton: I believe that different sects of hipsters attack each other daily so they can prove they are indeed the chosen hipster. In this way, hostility is key to the hipster lifestyle. A hipster proves himself hip only by distinguishing himself from peers, so there’s a constant battle to establish this pecking order. No one is safe. How many hipsters would it take to defeat Chuck Norris in a fight? Scott Stanton: I do not think they would consider defeating Chuck Norris. They are looking at the bigger picture.
Scott Stanton: Hipsters attacked us when we played in the Brooklyn area. There was a booking mistake and the crowd thought they were getting one thing and they got us. At the time we were more of a jam band doing popular covers. We were playing with a band called Dracula WeakDays and that crowd was not into us at all. They attacked us, and our bass player wears a neck brace to this day. I cannot say much more about the event because it is still in litigation. But I can tell you that we’ve learned to be better prepared and we plan to have a few rabid hipsters of our own this time — ready if we need them. What made you guys get together and start playing? Is this a one–time deal or a new ongoing project? Scott Stanton: The fact that we got attacked in the Brooklyn area made us come home and try to make music that hipsters might like. Not sure how long we will be a band. If the hipsters attack us again this will be a one time deal. If not we will go on and record an album and tour the U.S. and Europe. We will most likely meet someone at a show and sign a major label deal and everything will be awesome. What qualities do you expect from the winner of the Mr./Ms. Hipster Savannah pageant? Scott Stanton: I will not be the judge so I am not sure what qualities they will be looking for. I would assume the contestant would need to be extreme in their hipness. CS When Hipsters Attack, followed by KidSyc@Brandywine When: Saturday, February 26, 10:30 p.m. Where: The Jinx, 127 W. Congress St. Info: www.thejinx.net Cost: $5
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Stopover spotlight
Another in our series of advance looks at the March 9-12 Savannah Stopover Festival by Bill DeYoung | bill@connectsavannah.com
BIRDS OF AVALON
There’s a specific art to creating uncompromising rock music without it coming out all sloppy and/or pedestrian and/or cheesy. Raleigh’s Birds of Avalon is a guitar–based band that blasts a psychedelic wall of sound, with elements of Hendrix, Zeppelin, the Beatles and even the Kinks peeking through the fuzzy sheen and screaming histrionics. Which isn’t all that surprising, considering the band’s been working with the legendary Mitch Easter, who made supple but sturdy masterworks out of the early R.E.M. records (and with his own project, the criminally underrated Let’s Active). The band has toured – quite successfully – with the Hold Steady, The Flaming Lips, The Racounteurs, Mudhoney and other champions of the road. March 12, Wormhole. See birdsofavalon.com
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Mike Diaz is a Florida–based songwriter and producer whose forte is dreamlike popcraft over lolling beats and wistful electronic hooks, with the occasional acoustic guitar tossed in for texture. Some call it chillwave, others call that a dismissive term, while still others just lie back and enjoy it. MillionYoung, said the Guardian U.K., “got us wondering what would have happened if New Order had gone to Ibiza and never come back ....” Recommended tracks: “Sundreamm,” “Calrissian,” “Cynthia.” March 10, Live Wire. See myspace.com/millionyoung
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Ritchie Young, of Portland, Oregon, sometimes plays as a solo, and sometimes as the focal point of a band that includes nine or more musicians. Either way, it’s his deal: An intoxicating marriage of lyrically–focused folk–pop and hard–headed emotionalism. It’s chamber pop via acoustic and electric guitars, bass clarinet, mandolin, theremin, tasty percussion and a rich resource–well of vocals, not the least of which belongs to Young himself – an extraordinary instrument with a fiery range. Loch Lomond, to this writer, is reminiscent of the Decemberists – not surprising, then, to learn that Young and company were once invited to open a tour for Colin Meloy’s snarky and tart–tongued band. March 11, Pei Ling; March 12, Sentient Bean. See myspace.com/lochlomondmusic Check out the full four–day schedule at savannahstopover.com
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Just this week, three songs from the new full–length Milagres album, Seven Summits, were made available for free download on the band’s website. Fronted by singer/ songwriter Kyle Wilson, Milagres comes out of Brooklyn with a panoramic view of things – there’s Radiohead–esque electronic wash and languid pace, the sleepy psych of fellow Brooklynites Grizzly Bear, plus the grandeur of vintage U2 with less emphasis on guitars, and the world–weary world–view of Coldplay (with less emphasis on pianos!) Formerly known as The Secret Life of Sofia, Milagres quite comfortably straddles the fence between gently persuading, and inciting something fierce. March 11, Live Wire. See myspace.com/milagresmusic
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s out there. He was like the wild child of our friends.”
Alex Townsend, says his friend Heather Locke, was “alway
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With a music festival, family and friends remember a young man of infinite promise
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His friends called him A–Town. Sometimes they just called him Schmalex. Alex Townsend was a free–spirited, fun–loving graphic design sophomore at SCAD. He was tall, long–haired and sharp–eyed, with a quick sense of humor. He played the drums, and had an unabashed love for live music and festival–style concerts. On Valentine’s Day, 2010, Alex was killed when he lost control of his car and hit a tree on Abercorn Street. He was 21 years old. On Saturday, a little more than a year after Alex’s death, his friends and family will pay tribute with a multi–performer concert at Savannah Station. With Word of Mouth, The Malah, graffiti artist Peat Wolleager and others, the event is called A–Town Get Down. All net proceeds will go to Savannah non–profit organizations. “He grew up in St. Louis, but he always had this huge affinity for the South and the Southeast,” says Alex’s father, Missouri–based advertising writer Tom Townsend. “That was one reason that Savannah was such a cool place to him. He just thought Savannah was awesome.” Alex, his dad says, was a gifted illustrator who felt right at home in Savannah’s artistic community. “I wouldn’t have been surprised if he ended up in an ad agency as an art director,” Townsend says. “When he was younger, he said he
wanted to work at my agency. “But I was always encouraging him to not just limit himself to what he knows and sees, but to get a feel for everything else that’s out there. Because he was so into music, and illustration. I wanted him to make sure that he didn’t just default to what he understood better.” Heather Locke was one of Alex’s closest friends; they met here during their very first week as SCAD students. “I think bringing all of our friends together in something like a music festival would really mean a lot to Alex,” she explains. “He really loved live music in general. It’s something we all loved, together.” Alex, Locke says with a smile, was “crazy, he was always crazy. He was always out there. He was like the wild child of our friends. And I really think that’s how I met all of my friends, through Alex. He befriended each of us at some different time, and we all just started hanging out. “He probably thought of the consequences sometimes, but he lived for the ‘right now,’ the ‘let’s have fun,’ the ‘what are we doing?’” Also performing at the Get Down is veteran guitarist Walter Parks and his band, Swamptronics. Parks, who played for many years alongside folk icon Richie Havens, is a childhood friend of Tom Townsend’s. “I always took Alex to hear Walter whenever he was playing in the area,” Townsend says. “Sometimes I even called Alex ‘Walter,’ because Walter was just a crazy, funny spirit as a kid. Very much like Alex.” When his son started talking about a career in illustration, or perhaps audio engineering, Tom would introduce him to Parks, the professional, road–tested artist, as “the real thing,” somebody the young man ought to pay attention to. A month before Alex’s accident, Parks and his family relocated to Savannah. The two had made tentative plans to get together. “At the funeral, Walter spoke and self–deprecatingly said he wished he had the improvisational spirit that Alex had,” Townsend recalls. “He said that he felt Alex was more of the ‘real thing’ than he was.” It’s awful, losing a child. The day Alex died, Tom Townsend declared – in front of Alex’s friends – that there would be a Savannah concert in his memory. He figures the young people probably thought it was no more than the desperate wail of a grieving father. It took him a year, but he made good on his promise. It still doesn’t make the pain go away. “I don’t know what happened inside that car,” Townsend says. “It wasn’t like him to get behind the wheel and drive crazy. There’s no question that alcohol was involved, but knowing him the way I did, he wasn’t the kind of guy to drink too much and then get crazy behind the wheel. “He did constantly fidget with his iPod, and get frustrated with it, and I wouldn’t be surprised if maybe there was a complication like that. Maybe the alcohol slowed down his reflexes. The officers believe he hit the curb, barely, and then over–corrected. And the over–correction spun him into the median and he hit the tree.” CS A–Town Get Down Where: Savannah Station, 601 Cohen St. When: At 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Feb. 26 Tickets: $10 advance; $15 at the door Online: a–towngetdown.com
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DJ Spooky took inspiration from the environment for his composition Terra Nova: Sinfonia Antarctica by Patrick Rodgers | patrick@connectsavannah.com
There’s no easy way to describe Paul Miller, aka DJ Spooky. A Renaissance man for the digital age, Spooky is a musician, a DJ, an author, an artist, and more recently, a global adventurer concerned with the consequences of climate change. On Saturday, he stops in Savannah to be part of SCAD’s deFine Art series, during which he’ll perform Terra Nova: Sinfonia Antarctica, a multi–media composition he created during a stay on the frozen continent. While he wasn’t the first artist to step foot in Antarctica, he was likely the first DJ, and he spent his time pondering the expanse of ice in transition due to the effects of climate change. Since completing Terra Nova, Spooky’s newest endeavor is a carbon–negative artist retreat on the South Pacific of Tanna (can’t blame a guy for wanting to warm up after a stay on the South Pole) in conjunction with the Vanuatu Pacifica Foundation.
We caught up with Spooky by email as he was en route from Asia to New Orleans last week. Looking back on more than a decade of work, is there something specific to which you attribute your longevity and success in the fickle realms of art and music? DJ Spooky: My music is all about ideas. I really never planned on doing “normal” music — I always viewed my work as a contemporary art initiative, so it was independent of the currents of the normal music scene. That’s just the way things have flowed. The way the economy is going, all musicians will really have to think not just about how
DJ Spooky: “The tools change, but the ideas are still what drives it all.”
their music is consumed, but the tools that they use to really get their ideas and concepts out into the world. With all of the different projects you’ve worked on recently, do you still have time to get down with a pair of turntables? Is ‘DJ’ really just a title that reflects your origins in the craft? Or have you become a different sort of DJ, selecting not just music, but from a broader scope of culture/society?
DJ Spooky: I took a studio to Antarctica as an art project. How do you DJ the environment? How do you get people to really start thinking about climate change? It’s all connected. We just have to look for the patterns that overlap and see where the rhythms match. I look to connect the dots on this kind of stuff because it is a core “sample” for me — I guess you could say something like that is my original groove. What’s the “craft” in that? I guess you could call it the art of memory.
DJ Spooky: Ideas never lead to one thing – they’re hybrid. One of my favorite film directors is Christopher Nolan – I love what he did with Memento and Inception – web mixes, iPhone apps, satellite radio playlists, you name it: it’s all about navigating density. My Antarctica symphony looks at these issues from the viewpoint of composing music that’s a mirror of climate change. That gives me a lot of room to think about how to present the work. Your start as a DJ and a musician came long before the new generation of technologies like Serato, Ableton, social media and smart phones, etc. Has emerging technology changed your creative methodology/output?
DJ Spooky: Nah, it’s still just mixing. The best way to think about it is that the tools change, but ideas are still what drives it all. Are you the first DJ to ever set foot in Antarctica? How did the journey match up to your expectations? DJ Spooky: I do believe I’m the first DJ to go to Antarctica. But not the first artist. I love the idea of sampling the ice. It’s just applying the same techniques I would to a record, but the record is the planet. You do a lot of travelling. What is it about Antarctica, as opposed to other places you’ve visited, that inspired these compositions? Why Antarctica and not Detroit, or Texas or the South Pacific? DJ Spooky: Remoteness and slowness. It definitely ain’t downtown New York!
DJ Spooky: Over the next couple of years I will be doing alot of projects that explore different themes. The thing that links them all is just getting ideas to be front and center. For me, it’s never “just music.” I just finished my next book and it was a collaboration with the quantum physics theoretician Brian Greene. String theory is fun! I will probably explore quantum physics and remote South Pacific islands? Not sure just yet... working on it all. CS DJ Spooky performs Terra Nova: Sinfonia Antarctica When: Saturday, February 26, 8 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Info: www.djspooky.com Cost: Free and open to the public
What’s left that you really want to do? Do you wait and see what opportunities present themselves or do you shape your own destiny? Is there anything you haven’t gotten to do musically/artistically/personally that you really want to try?
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Looking at the scope of your output, from “Rebirth of a Nation” to “Terra Nova” and back to “Riddim Warfare,” there’s clearly no single form that defines your work. Was that a conscious effort on your part, or was it a mix of opportunity and fortune that’s allowed you to take on such diverse projects?
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Bridget Tunstall directs the Bay Street Theatre’s annual production of Eve Ensler’s insightful and incendiary The Vagina Monologues this weekend. Playwright Ensler mandates that 10 percent of proceeds from community productions go to her V–Day charity (“A Global Movement to End Violence Against Women and Girls Worldwide”) and that the other 90 percent reaches a community group that benefits women. The Bay Street production is donating this money to the Rape Crisis Center; last year’s donation was nearly $900. The Vagina Monologues, Tunstall believes, is one of those shows that
deserves to be repeated. “Every year, different issues around the world for women come up,” she says. “And every time we have the show, we have new women participating in it, and new women that come and see it. So if more people get exposed, the more the message reaches.” This year, the monologues will be performed by, among others, SCAD professor Krista Harborson and Bay Street veterans Cecelia Arrango and Kimmi Sampieri. “A large chunk of the cast, honestly, are students from the SCAD community who have never done it before,” Tunstall says. Just a few weeks ago, Sheila Lynne directed Ensler’s The Good Body at Muse Arts Warehouse. This was by design, not by accident. “Sheila and I talked about it, and
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Visions of history Abeni is a Nigerian word meaning “We Asked For Her and She is Ours.” The dancers of Abeni Cultural Arts have Muriel Miller, heart and soul. A co–founder of the group, Miller is also Abeni’s artistic director, its dance director and the primary architect of Visions: An Odyssey in Black Dance, Friday through Sunday (Feb. 25–27) in the city’s S.P.A.C.E. black box theater. Presented in conjunction with the
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Savannah Black Heritage Festival, Visions is Abeni’s annual journey through history with African, modern, contemporary, jazz and hip hop dance. “We always try to add something different each year, to make it a little bit better,” Miller explains. “We’ve added a little bit of dialogue and some more singing this year, as opposed to just dancing – there’s a lot of dancing, a little bit of singing and a little bit of acting.” Participants come from Miller’s adult dance company, Kokomo Collective, from the youth company Ijaba Dance, and from the Little Miracles (students age 8 and younger). Performances are free. See abenidancestudio.webs.com
If the Rain comes At the Johnny Mercer Theatre Tuesday night, it’s Rain – A Tribute to the Beatles. More than a tribute band (although, of course, that’s what it is at heart) this is a two–hour–plus performance that includes multi–media,
special effects and the like. It’s been a hit on Broadway for a year or two. Rain goes the full monty, taking the lads from their jacket–and–tie Ed Sullivan period to the eccentric and long–haired look of the Abbey Road–era final days. Accordingly, there are numerous costume, wig and instrument changes. As a lifelong, card–carrying Beatles addict, I’ve seen perhaps a dozen tribute bands over the years (currently, there are 50 of them in the United States alone). They’ve all varied in musical quality (and English accents, and choice of material, and other things), but what impresses me about Rain is that the band does an acoustic set. The Beatles themselves quit live performances in 1966, a full three years before they split up, so lots of their greatest late–period acoustic songs never got played live. Therefore, if the the faux–Fab thing floats your boat, this could be the one. Tickets for the 7:30 p.m. show are $32–$52 at etix.com, or by calling (800) 351–7469. CS
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Sometimes, you just gotta have a burger and a beer. Such was the case a recent, sunny Saturday that found me grinding ever so slowly through Southside traffic. I pulled out of the gridlock and into B&D Burgers’ Abercorn Street location. Being Saturday, the place was hopping with families and an impending birthday party. The two–location, Savannah–based burger restaurant has done an excellent job of integrating the Savannah feeling into its decor, its theme and its menu. More than two dozen custom burgers carry names familiar to anyone who knows the city. I chose the Barnard, a burger with Pepperjack cheese and bacon. Three burger sizes are available: one–third, one–half and a massive one–pounder. I chose the one–third size and was quite satisfied. It may be a little small for the nice, housemade, soft bun – but still stood and delivered on flavor. Fresh, crisp lettuce, tomato and pickle slices were all the condiments I needed to accompany the generous, melted slice of cheese and two nice strips of bacon.
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Ode to the onion
Who cares about showing out of town visitors dolphins when just a short trip down the highway is the soon–to–open Vidalia Onion Museum! Yep, the Vidalia gets its own museum – all about the history, the influence and the tasty goodness of these homegrown sweethearts. It’s at 100 Vidalia Sweet Onion Drive and will open to the public on Friday, April 29 at 3 p.m. The museum’s regular operating hours will be Monday–Friday from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. with Saturday hours available for tours. For more info, visit www.vidaliaonion.org or call (912) 537–1918. CS
I was recently lamenting that one of my favorite refreshing wine varietals, Sauvignon Blanc, had become tiresome for me. My recent tastes have been predictable – grassy, green, citrusy. Refreshing, by all means – but the flavors from one maker to another had begun to run together. Then I tried the newest vintage, 2009, from Napa Valley producer Franciscan. There was still that brightness, that tartness that I find some appealing in Sauvignon Blanc. But there was more. It wasn’t a blending grape – this is 100 percent Sauvignon Blanc...where are those notes... Aaaah, that little touch of complexity, of roundness that I loved came from oak! Oh, it’s not much mind you – especially when compared to the oak regimen of Franciscan’s Chardonnay. The Sauvignon Blanc bottling contains a scant 10 percent oaked juice – and then it’s aged in neutral French oak. Neutral – that mans the oak has been used before and pretty much reached the end of its flavor–producing lifespan. Still, it’s just enough. The lime and grapefruit notes are there, but a discerning palate will also detect vanilla, honeydew melon and juicy guava. A hint of minerality lends itself to a clean finish and a mouthwatering influence. Franciscan is not a label that trips off the tongue, but has been making wines for more than three decades. Its current winemaker, Janet Myers, is clearly putting her mark on the wines and continuing a legacy with grace and self–confidence. The Franciscan 2009 Chardonnay doesn’t hide away the fact that it spent seven months on oak – with 20 percent of the juice languishing in bold, new French barrels. Frankly, I like the tactile strength of oak in my Chardonnay – although there must also be a carefully managed balance of fruit, minerality and acid. Apple and pear notes stand forward in this wine, and, of course, expect some creaminess, toastiness and silky mouthfeel that comes from oaked Chard. I wasn’t that familiar with the Franciscan label, but be assured it will be on the watch list during future wine buying jaunts! Food and Wine Experience This popular charity event is back – set aside Sunday, Feb. 27, 5–8 p.m. The tasting of more than 156 wines and food samples from a growing list of Savannah area chefs and restaurants will be held at Savannah Tech on White Bluff Road. Proceeds will benefit the wounded and their families of the Hunter Army Airfield 75th Ranger Regiment Association. Tickets are $35 in advance; $40 at the door, and can be purchased at Johnnie Ganem Package Shop, both locations of Habersham Beverage, Jeff ’s Beverage Depot, Coastal Beverage Warehouse, Whitemarsh Beverage and Largo Superstore. Call (912) 980–5050 for information. CS
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Made to Bend & Through the Boneyard — Featured artists Meredith Sutton and Tobia Makover. Makover shows encaustic photographs shot on Ossabaw Island; Sutton creates a unique series of cuff bracelets inspired by variations on the circle. Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard St. , www.kobogallery.com/ Photography Unseen — A group show about photography that includes everything but printed photos. An attempt to re-sensitize people to photographs. Desotorow Gallery , 2427 Desoto Ave. , www.desotorow.org/
‘I Am Your Sister’ is a photo essay by Ana Aguero Jahannes at SSU; reception is March 2 All is well (Damn right it is) — New works by local artist Eric David Wooddell. Mandalas and collages inspired by the amazing times we live in. Ghost Town Tattoo, Montgomery & Congress Sts. , Birds in Flight — An installation by Matt Hebermehl of his signature, patterned bird forms hanging in the Jepson’s atrium. Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. , www.hebermehl.com/ Chittlin’ Circuit Review — Works by artist and muralist, Rik Freeman, in conjunction with the Black Heritage Festival. A series of oil paintings based on the origin and roots of “Blues” music. Beach Institute, 502 E. Harris St. , www.kingtisdell.org/ Confronting History: Jacob Lawrence — The John Brown and Hiroshima print series by Jacob Lawrence. Part of the Evans collection, and on display in conjunction with the Black Heritage Festival. SCAD Museum, 227 MLK Jr. Blvd, www. scad.edu/scadmuseum Faith Ringgold: Story Quilts and Freedom Quests — Ringgold is a celebrated African American painter, mixed media sculptor, performance artist and illustrator. Features 60 pieces from across four decades, including a number of Ringgold’s most recent works. SCAD Museum, 227 MLK Jr. Blvd, www.scad.edu/scadmuseum Heresy — Interpretations of Medieval woodcuts exploring the imagery of alchemy and witchcraft from Savannah artist Mary Ann Blackstone.
Pulse Spiral — An immense hanging sculpture by Rafael Lozano-Hemmer composed of hundreds of light bulbs that respond to the viewers heartbeat. Pei Ling Chan Gallery, 324 MLK Jr. Blvd. , www.scad.edu/
Closing reception: Feb. 24, 6-9pm. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St., www.galleryespresso.com/
Sinsemilla — A collection of new paintings by Adolfo Hernandez. Reception: March 8, 5-8pm. Seed Eco Lounge, 39 Montgomery St.
I Am Your Sister — A photo essay by Ana Aguero Jahannes featuring portraits of women wearing ornate headdresses designed by Jahannes. Opening reception: March 2, 11am-12pm & 7-8pm. SSU Social Sciences Building Gallery, 3219 College St., www.hamaje.com/
sisyphus happy — An MFA exhibition by Michael Porten featuring a series of colorful self-portraits exploring the self in absurd conditions. Reception: Feb. 25, 56:30pm. Fahm Hall Gallery, 1 Fahm St. , www.scad.edu/
Irene Mayo — Mayo is a New York native whose impressionistic paintings are inspired by life in the Lowcountry. JEA Art Gallery, 5111 Abercorn St. , Kinetic potentials — Works by Jeff Doran exploring energy transfer with ink, water and urethane. Runs through March 25. ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300, www.thincsavannah.com/ Kinship: A tribute of iron — Works by sculptor and SCAD professor Matt Toole including prototypes, models, and images of his performance featured at the 6th International Conference on Contemporary Cast Iron Art. Gallery talk: Feb. 27, 2-4pm. Indigo Sky Community Gallery, 915 Waters Ave., indigoskycommunitygallery. blogspot.com/ Lowcountry Perspectives — Paintings depicting African American life in the Lowcountry by local artists including Richard Law, Allen Fireall, Carol Lasell Miller and Amiri Farris. Hospice Savannah Gallery , 1352 Eisenhower Dr., www.hospicesavannahhelps.org/
The Exquisite Corpse — A series of collaborative drawings by local artists, faculty and students overseen by visiting artist Michael Scoggins. Proceeds benefit the West Broad St. YMCA. Opening reception: Feb. 24, 7-10pm. Mr. Beast, 1522 Bull St. , www.mr-beast. com/ The Photography of Edith Schmidt — Coastal landscapes influenced heavily by texture, light and color. Runs through April 3. Opening reception: Feb. 27, 3-5pm. St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 1802 Abercorn St. at 34th St. , The Spirituality of Place — A group exhibition of internationally renowned artists interpreting sense, spirit and memory of place through a variety of mediums. Gutstein Gallery, 201 E. Broughton St. Vietnam Veterans Art Exhibit — Works created by five Vietnam veterans in conjunction with the Veteran Affairs Medical Clinic and artist/instructor Kenneth Martin. Living Independence for Everyone (LIFE), 12020 Abercorn St. cs
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On March 11, the Savannah Folk Music Society is bringing in renowned Appalachian fiddler Bruce Molsky for a show at First Presbyterian Church. Born in the Bronx, Molsky moved to Virginia in his teens and studying under the old–time masters. According to Mark O’Connor, Molsky has “a mystical awareness of how to bring out the new in something that is old.” Tickets for the 7:30 p.m. concert are $10 general public, $8 for SFMS members and $5 for children and students, at the door.
• And there’s more comedy at the Mercer: Ricky Smiley returns with his “And Friends” laugh–a–palooza Saturday, April 9. Tickets are available now at etix. com, for $38 and $45. Smiley, of course, is a popular morning–show host on FM radio, known for his prank–call voices. It airs on WEAS, 93.1 in Savannah.
Bonnaroo announced The Bonnaroo Festival, June 9–12 in Manchester, Tenn., has a lineup that’ll make your brain swim: Arcade Fire, Eminem, The Strokes, My Morning Jacket, The Black Keys, The Decemberists, Robert Plant, Alison Krause and Union Station, Ray LaMontagne, Mumford & Sons, Scissor Sisters, Lil Wayne, Iron & Wine, Primus, Widespread Panic ... and, for old fellas like me who buried their heads in the ‘60s and never gave up hope, a reunion of Neil Young, Stephen Stills and Richie Furay as Buffalo Springfield. There’s more, too, and you can get all the pertinents at bonnaroo.com. CS
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I don’t mind that Unknown, which builds on Liam Neeson’s newly minted status as a tortured action hero, is utterly ridiculous. Why? Because within the constraints of its absurdity, it always manages to play fair with the audience. This is a radical departure from many contemporary thrillers in which the filmmakers are so focused on the twist ending that they barrel toward that destination with little rhyme or reason. The result is invariably a storyline riddled with plotholes and saddled with, let’s face it, a twist that was pretty easy to spot in the first place. But Unknown isn’t like that. It starts with Dr. Martin Harris (Neeson) and his wife (January Jones) arriving in Berlin to attend a conference. A subsequent accident while riding in a taxi cab leaves him with a moderate case of amnesia, able to recall his identity but not the details surrounding the accident – and utterly unable to explain why his wife insists that another man (Aidan Quinn) is the real Martin Harris.
Alone in a foreign land, Martin tries to piece the mystery together with the help of the cab driver (Diane Kruger), whose illegal–immigrant status makes her reluctant to get involved, and an elderly private detective (German national treasure Bruno Ganz), who’s hoping to recapture a smidgen of the excitement he enjoyed during his time as a member of the Stasi. Neeson is as compelling here as he was in his previous Euro–action yarn Taken, and the picture even makes some modest political jabs by presenting Kruger’s illegal immigrant as a heroine who’s smart, resourceful and tough, an asset to the population of any country. Mostly, though, the film keeps its focus on its central mystery, and when everything is finally explained, we can quietly smile at its outlandishcontinues on p. 34
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Adam Sandler’s latest catnip for knuckleheads, Just Go With It, is based on Cactus Flower, a farce that’s been the basis for a French play, a Broadway hit, and a motion picture starring Walter Matthau, Ingrid Bergman and Goldie Hawn in her Oscar–winning role. But here’s the thing: Not until I actually saw the words “Cactus” and “Flower” during the end credits did I even realize this was supposed to be another adaptation of that venerable comedy. Upon reflection, it certainly contains similar ingredients to the 1969 film I caught on VHS years ago, but they’ve been buried under so much narrative rubble that my cluelessness was understandable. It’s a shame, because the base story – the usual formula about a man (in this case, Sandler’s plastic surgeon) who spends all his time chasing the wrong woman (Brooklyn Decker’s school teacher) before realizing that the Right One (Jennifer Aniston’s office assistant) was by his side all along – is workable, there are a few genuine chuckles (certainly more than in the atrocious Grown Ups, which contained, uh, maybe one). And – shocker! – the child actors (Bailee Madison and Griffin Gluck) have more personality than the usual plastic moppets dragged out for these types of films. But any potential is negated by bad casting choices – not Sports Illustrated swimsuit bombshell Decker, who fulfills the minimal demands of her role, but screen irritant Nick Swardson, a useless Dave Matthews and a slumming Nicole Kidman – and the typical Sandler–Dugan concessions to fratboy humor. Whether it’s a kid pooping on
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THE EAGLE It’s a tricky business, casting the roles of Romans in period spectacles. It’s not that Americans are expecting actual Italians in these parts – on the contrary, with rare exception, we’ve long been conditioned to believe that Roman soldiers, emperors and the like sound best with British (or Australian) accents. We accepted Russell Crowe in Gladiator and Malcolm McDowell in Caligula; we did not accept John Wayne as the Centurion overseeing Christ’s crucifixion in The Greatest Story Ever Told (you haven’t lived until you hear The Duke drawl, “Truly, this man was the son of God”). So here we have the capable character actor Denis O’Hare
(Michael Clayton, Milk, etc.), yet when he speaks as Roman officer Lutorius in The Eagle, his flat Yankee drone is enough to make the ears bleed. Similar instances of awkwardness can be found throughout this adaptation of Rosemary Sutcliff ’s novel The Eagle of the Ninth, which casts dull Channing Tatum as Marcus Aquila, an honorably discharged Roman officer who marches into enemy territory (specifically, the nether regions of Britain) to retrieve the titular golden emblem with only a surly slave (Billy Elliot’s Jamie Bell) by his side. The Eagle is a handsome production, but Jeremy Brock’s ornate script flags at key junctures, and director Kevin Macdonald never convinces us that this is anything more than actors playing dress–up. For a comparable lack of verisimilitude, I’d rather just stay home and pop Mel Brooks’ History of the World: Part I into the DVD player – a line like “The eagle is not a piece of metal. The eagle is Rome” doesn’t stand a chance against the likes of “Don’t get saucy with me, Bernaise!”
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127 HOURS Let’s be honest with one another. I’d be dead. You’d be dead. Almost everyone we’ve ever known would be dead. But not Aron Ralston. When this young man found himself trapped, as the saying goes (and as Ralston named his own memoir), between a rock and a hard place, he did the unthinkable. After five days of slowly withering away while his right arm remained lodged between a boulder and a rocky wall in a Utah canyon, he used a small, dull knife to cut off the arm so that he might continue to live. 127 Hours, based on Ralston’s book, is writer-director Danny Boyle’s mesmerizing account of those fateful five days in the outdoor enthusiast’s life. But while a stirring parable about
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NO STRINGS ATTACHED Last fall’s underrated Love & Other Drugs was a movie of two parts, with the pieces as segregated as oil and vinegar floating in the same dipping dish. The frank and realistic relationship between the characters played by Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal was given its own space to breathe and grow, and the more sophomoric aspects of the film (for example, the scenes involving Gyllenhaal’s boorish brother) could easily be trimmed from the mind like so much steak fat. But such a delicate operation isn’t possible with No Strings Attached, which spends its entire running time slathering its fine points with so many idiotic additives that the whole enterprise ends up spoiled. The script by Elizabeth Meriwether starts with a good idea for a thought–provoking movie for adults: An emotionally blocked woman, Emma (Natalie Portman), and a perpetually peppy nice guy, Adam (Ashton Kutcher), find themselves attracted to each other, but because she’s afraid of continues on p. 36
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The King’s Speech The King’s Speech is anything but a stiff–upper–lip drama as constrained as a corseted queen. It is, however, perfect film fodder for discerning audiences starved for literate entertainment. Director Tom Hooper and particularly screenwriter David Seidler manage to build a towering film from a historical footnote: the debilitating stammer that haunted Albert Frederick Arthur George (aka the Duke of York and then King George VI) since childhood and the efforts of speech therapist Lionel Logue to cure him of his affliction. The film is careful to paint in the historical details surrounding this character crisis – the support of George’s wife Elizabeth (Helena Bonham Carter), the abdication of his brother Edward (Guy Pearce), the buildup toward World War II (Timothy Spall as Winston Churchill; love it!), etc. – but its best scenes are the ones centering solely on the unorthodox teacher and his quick–tempered student.
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Examining the process of suffering for one’s art in a strikingly unique manner, this psychosexual thriller is by turns frightening, sensual, humorous and tragic. It’s a galvanizing picture that’s simultaneously elegant and coarse.
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Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan is a messy masterpiece. It’s one of those films that will force viewers to either reject it outright or allow it, however reluctantly, to burrow into the brain and remain there for days, weeks, months on end. It’s a character study writ large, a juicy melodrama operating at a fever pitch. And at its center is Natalie Portman in an astonishing performance. Portman’s cast as Nina Sayers, a ballerina whose methods involve clockwork precision but leave little room for true passion. Nevertheless, her director (Vincent Cassel) decides to take a chance by casting her in the lead role of his production of Swan Lake. But in true All About Eve fashion, just as she replaced an aging star (a knockout bit by Winona Ryder), she fears being usurped by a sexy troupe newcomer (Mila Kunis). Meanwhile, the home situation is equally strained, given the fanatical devotion of her mother (an excellent Barbara Hershey, in a twist on Piper Laurie’s mad mom from Carrie). Is Nina strong enough to withstand myriad challenges, or is she on the verge of cracking up? The answers are all there, but the film is complex enough to leave wiggle room for any theories.
True to form for controversial director David O. Russell (Three Kings), The Fighter takes a real–life story and turns it into a scrappy, hard–edged motion picture. Its focus is the relationship between Micky Ward (Mark Wahlberg), a boxer with real potential, and his brother–trainer Dicky Eklund (Christian Bale), a boxing has–been and crack addict holding his sibling back. Micky’s manager–mom (Melissa Leo) isn’t much better in looking out for her pugilist son’s welfare, leaving it to his new girlfriend (Amy Adams) to properly guide him. The Fighter is initially so raw in its approach that it’s a shame when it becomes less Raging Bull and more Rocky IV just in time for a conventional fadeout. Still, all four actors (plus Jack McGee as Micky’s sympathetic father) work well in tandem, and Russell and his scripters make the shifting dynamics among the family members ring true. The Fighter doesn’t quite go the distance, but it’s good enough to last several rounds. CS
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A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.
Household Supplies Drive
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Aldersgate UMC presents “Fourteen,” a one act comedy set in the 1920s. March 3,4,& 5 - House opens at 6:30pm, Dinner served at 7:00 pm. Tickets: $12. March 6 (Sunday) is a matinee performance - Dessert & Beverage Only! Tickets: $10. Reservations required. Call Mary at 912-897-3866. Proceeds benefit the church. Aldersgate United Methodist Church, 2020 Tennessee Ave.
Fudge Scrabble Tournament
Help the Zonta Club of Savannah raise funds to benefit Wesley Community Centers’ Women’s Center. Players of all skill levels are welcome! Player fees: $20pre-registered; $25 walk-in. To pre-register, call 912-819-7100. Visit www.zontasavannah.com for more info. Feb. 26, 1-5pm. St. Paul’s Luthern Church, 31st and Bull St.
5th Annual Seacrest Partners Race for Preservation 10K/5K is Feb. 26, 8am. Begins at the Forsyth Park Fort. Helps raise money to help further the Historic Savannah Foundation’s mission of preserving and protecting Savannah’s heritage. $30/adv registration fee, req’d. Visit www.myHSF.org or www.active.com
Race for Preservation
A 5K with proceeds benefiting the Historic Savannah Foundation. Starts and finishes at Forsyth Park. February 26, 8am. Registration: $30. Advance registration required. www. myHSF.org
Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group
As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinderblock wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.
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Scavenger Hunt and Pub Crawl
The Savannah Parrot Head Club hosts their annual benefit for the Memorial Foundation’s Prostate Cancer Fund. Saturday, March 26, 11:30am-6pm. Starts at Wild Wing Cafe before moving around the city. Party with a purpose. $25/ticket, includes event t-shirt, raffle tix and more. Get a registration form at www. savannahphc.com - deadline for registration is March 12.
St. Baldrick’s Event
Raise awareness and funds to cure childhood cancer by participating in Savannah’s St. Baldrick’s Event at Savannah City Market Saturday March 12th from noon to 5 pm. Go to www.stbaldricks.org/events/SavannahCityMarket to find out who in Savannah is shaving the way to Conquer Childhood Cancer!
Tour d’Epicure
A culinary trolley tour that benefits the Kids Cafe program and Second Harvest. Feb. 27th, 4:00-7:30pm. $100/person. http://www.helpendhunger.org/home.cfm/page/Events.html
Yoga Marathon
Louie’s Kids and COPE are readying for the first Yoga Marathon in historic Forsyth Park on April 9, 12-3pm. Louie’s Kids and COPE are raising money to help fight childhood obesity. Visit www.louieskids.org/yoga for more info or contact sbaker@copeforchange.org
is March 1. FastPitch event will be held March 31 at the Coastal Georgia Center. For more info: www.sav.fm/fastpitch2011
National Anthem singers
The Sand Gnats will be auditioning performers interested in singing the national anthem before games this season. Tryouts will be at Grayson Stadium on March 5, 11am-1pm. For info, contact Ryan Kirwan at 912-351-9150 or rkirwan@sandgnats.com.
Spring Casting Call
Anyone interested in participating in upcoming student film productions are invited to the casting call that will be held in Adler Hall (532 Indian St., Savannah, GA, 31401) from 10am4pm on Feb. 26. Refreshments provided. No prior experience necessary. Participants are encouraged to bring a headshot. For more info call 912-525-6468 or email akulkosk@student. scad.edu
The old Hotel Tybee
Harry Spirides is collecting stories and photos from the old Hotel Tybee, which stood on the island from the late 1880s until its destruction in 1960. He’s working on a book about the historic establishment. Anyone with memories, memorabilia or anything else related to the hotel is asked to contact: hoteltybeebook@ oceanplaza.com or call 912-786-7777.
Classes, Camps & Workshops
Call for Entries Call for Craftspeople
Local fine arts and crafts gallery is looking for local and regional artisans, most specifically within the diciplines of metals, fibre/textiles, ceramics, furniture, 3-d and some 2-d with heavy emphasis on construction and assemblage. Please email amcraftsmansav(at)gmail( dot)com for artist guidelines.
FastPitch 2011
A competitive program for budding entrepreneurs to help gain exposure and potential investors. Winning ideas will be awarded money or in-kind services. Application deadline
$1 Gymnastics Class
Coach Wayne teaches gymnastics in the Savannah Mall every Saturday. Introductory class is $1. www.coachwayne.com, or call 912-925-0800.
Art Classes
Experimental and classical art. Draw and paint figurative or abstract. Choose the technique which interests you the most. Lean about other artists and art history. The teacher is a former art professor with two masters in art and 20
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Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching
For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.
Basic Breastfeeding Class
March 05, 1-3 PM. Come learn the basics of breast feeding from lactation consultant Sarah Brunson MS, RLS, IBCL To register please email casey@justforbaby.net or call (912) 355-4455. $10 per person. Just for Baby, 7701 Waters Ave.
Beading Classes
Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, Savannah http://www.beaddreamer.com/
Building and implementing strategy
A workshop for nonprofits to learn the basics of how to design and implement a strategic plan. March 29 from 1:00 p.m. to 4:00 p.m. at the United Way Building, 428 Bull St. $90/GCN members; $130/non-members. Advance registration is required. Call 912-234-9688 for more info.
Cheese making workshop
Learn to make mozzarella & ricotta. Class will consist of a demonstration, followed by handson learning. There will be take-home recipes. Participants need to bring rubber gloves. To reserve a spot, email: redearthfarm@yahoo. com Or call 912.557.1053 for more info. $20-$40, sliding scale. March 26, 10am. Red Earth Farm, Reidsville, GA.
Coastal Savannah Writing Project
The CSWP will hold a series of “Super Strategy Saturdays,” designed to help area teachers improve their literacy teaching skills. 1/29: Digital
storytelling strategies. 2/26: Memoir Writing & Reading Strategies. 3/26: Spring Strategies Conference for K-12 teachers. $25 per session or $60 for three sessions. A registration form is available at www.cswp.armstrong.edu.
Coastal Savannah Writing Project
A series of “Super Strategy Saturdays,” designed to help area teachers improve their literacy teaching skills. Two upcoming sessions: “Memoir Writing & Reading Strategies,” February 26, 9am–noon in AASU University Hall 131. “Spring Strategies Conference,” March 26, 8:30am-1pm in the Armstrong Center. $25/session or $60/3-sessions. Registration form is available at www.cswp.armstrong.edu
Conversational Spanish
Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah
Drum lessons
Top-notch drum teacher doing winter special - $35 off five-pack of lessons. Learn to be the best at rock, blues, country, Motown, and more. Prepare for Savannah Arts, Berklee, Armstrong, Church drumming, or to rock out your own band. Working drummer with Masters in music excepting limited number of new students. 912844-9306
DUI Prevention Group
Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license for the first time or teenage drivers who already received a license. The group meets once a month and the cost is $30.00. For more info: 912-443-0410.
Family Law Workshop
A 2-hour course for those representing themselves in a family legal action. 1st Tuesday of each month from 5:30-7:30 pm. The fee is $20 and provides forms and assistance in the filing of divorce, child custody modifications, legitimations or contempt legal actions. Pre-registration is recommended. For info: www.mediationsavannah.com or call 912-465-6686.
Fany’s Spanish/English Institute
Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Savannah
Fundamentals of Beekeeping
The Coastal Empire Beekeepers Association (CEBA) will present a FUNdamentals of Beekeeping at Oatland Island Wildlife Center on Saturday, February 26th from 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. $35.00 first person, which includes the book: First Lessons in Beekeeping by Dr. Keith Delaplane, handouts, and a hot dog lunch (does not include admission to Oatland: $5/$3). www. oatlandisland.org
German Classes
Ongoing classes for beginners and experienced adults. We read, learn and talk. Everybody who likes to learn German is welcome and will have a lot of fun. Individual training and translations are available too. For more info, please call: 912-604 3281
Grief Journaling
A 4-week series from Thurs., Feb. 24 to Thurs., March 17. 6-7pm. Full Circle Center for Education and Grief Support, 450 Mall Blvd., Suite H. Through journaling, individuals often make powerful connections with their inner thoughts and feelings, creativity, powerful memories and transformative insight. Call 912-303-9442 to register today. Space is limited.
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Guitar, mandolin and bass lessons
Guitar, mandolin or bass guitar lessons. emphasis on theory, reading music and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. 912-232-5987
Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center
The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: Mon-Thurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1-3pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com
Life Drawing Saturdays
A life drawing class. $10 for three hours. Work from a live model in a creative atmosphere. Contact LifeDrawingSavannah@gmail.com for more info. The Wormhole, 2307 Bull St. http://groups. google.com/group/LifeDrawingSavannah
Maintaining Non-Profit Status
A workshop to review current tax considerations for nonprofit organizations and what criteria are required to maintain tax-exempt status. Feb. 24, 1-4:00 p.m. at the Goodwill Industries, 7220 Sallie Mood Drive, Savannah. Advance registration is req’d. fee is $90 for GCN members; $130 for non-members. Contact the Georgia Center for Nonprofits at 912-234-9688 for more info or to register.
Mental health program
NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Health) is offering a FREE 12-week course fo family and friends of individuals with serious mental illness. Beginning March 1. Call 912-353-7143 to register.
Mindfulness Meditation Class
Instruction in mindfulness stress reduction meditation. Group practice with time for questions and comments. Wednesdays, 7:15-8:15pm. Yoga Co-op Savannah. 2424 Drayton St. $13/ class (less with membership). www.yogacoopsavannah.com or 912-429-7264.
Music Lessons
New “mommy and me” music classes starting in Nov. Certified teacher with BA in Music Education. New classes offered for students ages 6
months-5 years. Private lessons also available for piano, woodwinds, brass, beginner guitar, and more! Contact Ms. Amy at msamyschoolofmusic@gmail.com or at 912-659-0993.
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Natl Alliance on Mental Illness Class
FREE education program for families of individuals with a mental illness. Begins Sat., March 5 from 9 am until noon at the Bluffton/Okatie Outpatient Center (just off Rte. 278 close to Sun City Hilton Head). ‘Family to Family’ is a 12 week program. Classes are free and open to anyone, but registration is req’d. For more info or to enroll, call NAMI at 843-681-2200 or email nami@ hargray.com.
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Needlework Class
“Savannah Squares” needlepoint stitch sampler class taught by Judy M. Greer features 25 different stitch techniques and a healthy dose of Savannah history. March 9, 10, 11, 14, and 15 from 1 to 5 pm at Twiggs Needlepoint, 2 East Liberty Street, Savannah. Class fee $150 includes all class materials. Phone 912/447-5225 to register.
New Horizons Adult Band Program
A music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school or college and would like to have the opportunity to begin playing again. Dust off your instrument every Monday night at Portman’s Music Store (Abercorn) at 6:30p.m. The cost is $30.00 per month. All ages and ability levels are welcome. Contact Pamela Kidd at 912-354-1500 for more info.
Non-Profit Program Management
A workshop on the essential elements of program management to help improve your nonprofit’s ability to manage programs, maintain accountability, and obtain funding. March 10, 1-4pm at the United Way Building, 428 Bull St. $90/GCN members; $130/non-members. Call 912-234-9688 for more info.
Parents as Spiritual Guides
How do we nurture our children’s innate spirituality without strict dogma? The Unitarian Universalist Beloved Community offers Parents as Spiritual Guides, free and open to the public. This six-session class will be held the 1st and 3rd Wednesdays from 6:30-8pm at 1001 E. Gwinnett. Childcare can be provided with adv notice. For more info, contact 441-0328or uubc2@aol. com.
Production Assistant Training Seminar
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5:30pm. Armstrong Center, rm 126. 13040 Abercorn St. www.patrainingseminar.com
Savannah Entrepreneurial Center
Offering a variety of business classes. Call 6523582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah
Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes
Be bilingual. Call 272-4579. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina. com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah
Spring Art Classes
Spring Painting Classes - watercolor, acrylic, Chinese painting for hobby, meditation, fun, creativity. Ching Studio, 1 Blue Marlin Bay, Whitemarsh Island on route 80. Wednesdays, 2-4 pm Saturdays, 2-4 pm. To contact instructor Ching Levy, please call her at (912) 441-2214 or send E-mail to ma.artist@yahoo.com - www. chinglevy.com
Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program
This 14-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Ms. Musheerah Owens 912-234-0525 ext.1506 The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www.thestarfishcafe.org/
Summer Art Camp
Summer Art Camps for Ages 5-11 at Art on the Park Studio conveniently located on Daffin Park. June 6-10 or June 20-24 for ages 5-7. Drawing Workshop for ages 8-11, June 13-16. Early bird rates available before May 6. Call 912.354.5988 or email tskart@yahoo.com for curriculum information and registration fees.
Clubs & Organizations Avegost LARP
Live action role playing group that exists in a medieval fantasy realm. Generally meets on the second weekend of the month. Free for your first event or if you’re a non-player character. $35 fee for returning characters. Email: Kaza Ayersman, godzillaunknown@gmail.com or visit www.avegost.com
Buccaneer Region SCCA
is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http://buccaneerregion.org/solo.html.
Coastal Empire Polio Survivors
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Meets Sat., Feb. 26, 10:30am at the Candler Heart & Lung Building, 2nd floor, room 2 at 5356 Reynolds St. The speaker will be Mr. Gordon Matthews who will discuss immunization programs in India. Polio survivors and guests are invited. For info call 912-355-1221 or 843-837-1230 or go to www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org.
Coastal MINIs
Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah
Coastal Readers & Writers Circle
A Creative Writing and Reading discussion group that meets the 3rd Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm at the new Savannah Mall Branch Library. Bring: Passages from any of your writing that you would like to read and passages from a book, publication, or production that you would like to share with the group. www.TellingOurStoriesPress.com for more information
Dolphin Program Training
The Dolphin Project is hosting a dolphin program and training workshop at Memorial Health University Medical Center. March 26, 10am-noon. TDP is an all-volunteer, non-profit research and education organization dedicated to the protection of wild estuarine Bottlenose dolphins and their environment for over 22 years. www.thedolphinproject.org or contact Peach: info@thedolphinproject.org
Energy Healers
Meets every Monday at 6pm. Meditation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call 912-695-2305 for more info. http://www.meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers/
Exploring The American Revolution in Savannah
Interested in exploring the role Savannah played in the American Revolution? It is the goal of this organization to attract a wide range of interested persons including, artists, writers, teachers and historians for discussion, site exploration and creative collaboration. Meets the 1st & 3rd Thursdays at 6pm. Email, Kathleen Thomas: exploretherevolution@gmail.com for more info.
Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA
Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt
Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet
Every Wed. 5:00PM at My House Consignments & More, 206 W. Broughton St. No fees. Wanna learn? We love to show what we know. Many different levels get together in the store. Talk,
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This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.
The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.
Low Country Turners
Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah
Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)
Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:1511:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/
Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group
International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send e-mail to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo.com or visit www.otrr.org.
Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club
A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.
Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club
Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Super King Buffet, 10201 Abercorn Street at 7:30 p.m. Call 3082094, email kasak@comcast.net or visit www. roguephoenix.org. Savannah
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Savannah Art Association
The non-for profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is currently taking applications for membership. The SAA offers workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community full of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Please call 912-232-7731 for more info.
Savannah Brewers’ League
Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www.hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah
Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States
A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart.army.mil/
Savannah Fencing Club
Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.
Savannah Friends of Music
Safe Kids Savannah, a coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries, holds a meeting on the second Tuesday of every month from 11:30am-1pm. Visit www.safekidssavannah.org or call 912-353-3148 for more info
first general membership meeting of 2011 on March 10th at the Wilmington Island Club, 501 Wilmington Island Road. Meeting begins at 11am. Musical program and lunch at noon. $23/person. To reserve space, contact Barbara McLaughlin at 598-0971 by March 3rd
SARC has immediate plans for starting Adult Coed Sand Volleyball leagues, and Wiffle Ball leagues. Please contact MVPSportsSav@aol. com for more details. The also host the area’s only adult kickball league, starting March 27. Contact Andrew at SavannahKickball@aol.com
Come meet the Local Chapter of the Guardian Angels on the 1st Monday of every month from 7pm-9pm at Elite Martial Arts in Pooler,GA. Free snacks and drinks and info on the Guardian Angels. For more info:www.SavannahGuardianAngels.com
Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www.
Meeting and information session held the 1st Tuesday of every month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining the Jaycees to learn more. Must be 21-40 years old to join the chapter. 101 Atlas St. 912-353-7700 or www.savannahjaycees.com Jaycee Building, Savannah
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Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.
Savannah Parrot Head Club
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ARIES
March 21–April 19 “Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization,” said George Bernard Shaw more than six decades ago –– and it’s still true. It’s very important that you be more discerning than newspapers in the coming weeks, Aries. You can’t afford to confuse a minor mess with a major snafu; it would be a big mistake to treat a small temporary detour as a permanent loss of momentum. Please keep your melodramatic tendencies in check, even as you appreciate the entertainment value of your ever–shifting story.
TAURUS
April 20–May 20 I know many Tauruses who are skilled at selling products and services, but less adept at presenting themselves. They don’t mind being pushy and strategic when it comes to shaping the opinions of others, as long as they can remain a bit shy about showing others exactly who they are. If this is true about you, I propose that you work on changing it. The coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to be bold about expressing the totality of your beauty and making sure that everyone who matters to you gets to see it in its full glory.
GEMINI
May 21–June 20 You’re not scared of acquiring more clout and luster, right? You won’t get nervous if you suddenly have to deal with more success than usual, right? You won’t run away if a power spot you’ve been cultivating for yourself finally starts providing you with the opportunities and responsibilities you’d been hoping for, right? I just hope you’re ready to handle the good stuff that’s available, Gemini. Please don’t confuse this enjoyable stress with the other kind.
CANCER
June 21–July 22 In her essay “The Possible Human,” Jean Houston describes amazing capacities that are within reach of any of us who are brazen and cagey enough to cultivate them. We can learn to thoroughly enjoy being in our bodies, for example. We can summon enormous power to heal ourselves; develop an acute memory; enter at will into the alpha and theta wave
states that encourage meditation and creative reverie; cultivate an acute perceptual apparatus that can see “infinity in a grain of sand and heaven in a wild flower;” and practice the art of being deeply empathetic. Guess what, Cancerian: The next six months will be one of the best times ever for you to work on developing these superpowers. To get started, answer this question: Is there any attitude or belief you have that might be standing in the way? (Here’s Houston’s essay: tinyurl. com/PossibleHuman.)
LEO
July 23–Aug. 22 The depths are calling to you, Leo. Can you hear their subtle melodies? Don’t worry: I’m not referring to the icky, stinky, creepy depths; I don’t mean that you’ll have to lose yourself in a chaotic miasma, or wander speechless in a claustrophobic maze. No: The deep place I’m talking about is maybe the cleanest, most well–lit abyss you’ve ever had the complicated pleasure to explore. I’m not saying there’ll be no hairy riddles to deal with; but I am saying that even the hairy riddles will be interesting, at least a little fun, and helpful in your efforts to purify yourself.
VIRGO
Aug. 23–Sept. 22 I’m no fan of the climate change that’s rocking every corner of the planet. In fact, I oppose it; I protest it; I resist it. However, I do need to acknowledge that there is at least one upside: The world is becoming more fragrant. Scientists say that as carbon dioxide levels rise, plants will release more aromatic chemicals known as “biogenic volatile organic compounds.” The smell of growing vegetation could intensify by as much as 40 percent in the coming decades. This situation is not a precise metaphorical match for your upcoming destiny, Virgo, but I do see some similarities. Things are going to be getting hotter for you, emotionally speaking –– and that will be stimulating, often even pleasurable, to your senses.
LIBRA
Sept. 23–Oct. 22 An interviewer asked me, “What is the most difficult aspect of what you do?” Here’s what I said: “Not repeating myself is the hardest thing. And yet it’s also a lot of fun. There’s nothing more exciting for
me than to keep being surprised by what I write. It’s deeply enjoyable to be able to feed people clues they haven’t heard from me before. And when I focus on doing what gives me pleasure, the horoscopes write themselves.” I hope this testimony helps you in your own life right now, Libra. If you’re afraid that you’re in danger of repeating yourself, start playing more. Look for what amuses you, for what scrambles your expectations in entertaining ways. Decide that you’re going to put the emphasis on provoking delight in yourself, not preserving your image.
students are getting good grades every year. The number of A’s doled out has been going up steadily. Does that mean kids are getting smarter or that teachers have relaxed their standards? I don’t have a definitive answer for that. But I do have a theory that all over the world, the Capricorn tribe has been growing more intelligent in recent years. Your increase in 2010 was especially notable. There may have been a bit of tapering off lately, but I expect that to change soon. The omens say you’re due for another growth spurt in your ability to understand how the world works.
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AQUARIUS
I am a big fan of your analytical intellect, and would never advise you to shove it out of the way so that your emotional intelligence can rule uncontested. But this is one time when I think the latter needs to get more say than the former; your emotional intelligence has license to take precedence over your analytical intellect. In that light, please consider the following counsel from my Facebook friend Sophia Veleda: “I do not consider emotions to be the dirty redheaded stepchild of the frontal cortex. Our emotional selves are more intuitive, faster, smarter (by means of being able to take in more data at once), and just as capable. The frontal cortex is as likely to make errors due to data omission as the emotional center is likely to get a degree of magnitude wrong.”
Is there anything you tend to hoard, Aquarius? Anything you store up in excessive amounts? Are there emotions you cling to past the time they’re doing you any good? Do you notice yourself feeling pangs of acquisitiveness when in the presence of particular treasures or symbols or pretty things? If so, this is an excellent time to work on dissipating those fixations. In the coming days, you will have cosmic assistance whenever you exert your willpower to undo your fanatical attachments to just about anything.
Oct. 23–Nov. 21
SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22–Dec. 21
There are thousand of things in the world that provide you with only mediocre nourishment; the influences that deeply enrich you with their blessings are much smaller in number. To say it another way: You derive a bare amount of inspiration and teaching from the great majority of people, songs, images, words, stories, environments, and sights; whereas you draw life–sustaining illumination and spirit–ennobling motivation from just a precious few. Your task in the coming weeks, Sagittarius, is to identify that special minority, and to take aggressive steps to be in more ongoing communion with it.
CAPRICORN Dec. 22–Jan. 19
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PISCES
Feb. 19–March 20 I’m hoping that you will grant your ego more permission to shine in the coming weeks, Pisces. I’m hoping you will allow it to unveil more flash, feel more zeal, and exert more force. After all your earnest bouts of self–sacrifice, you deserve a poetic license to brag like a hip–hop millionaire. After putting in such tireless devotion to maintaining an oceanic sense of self, you have every right to bust out a crisp, ferocious blast of “I am!”
A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http:// groups.google.com/group/savannah-wine-lovers.
Savannah Writers Group
meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meet-and-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah
Son-shine Hour
Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 10-11. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers. Free, no registration, drop-ins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-925-3940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,
Southern Wings
Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit www. southernwingz.com
Stitch-N’s
Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Free Spinning fiber into yarn group meets the first Monday of each month at 1pm. Wild Fibre, 6 East Liberty Street (near Bull St.) Call for info: 912-238-0514
Tarde en Espanol
Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.
The 13th Colony Patriots
A Tea Party group that meets the 13th of each month at Logan’s Road House at 6pm. 11301 Abercorn St. Open to the public. Dedicated to the preservation of the United States Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. www.13thcolonypatriots.com or call 912-596-5267.
The Peacock Guild
A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Monthly meetings for the Writer’s Salon are held on first Tuesday and the Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. at meet at 207 E. Charlton St (Flannery O’Connor’s Childhood Home). Call 233-6014, facebook Peacock Guild or email peacockguild@ googlegroups.com for more info.
The Philo Cafe
A weekly discussion group that meets from 7:30pm-9pm at Books-A-Million, 8108 Abercorn St., each Monday. Anyone craving some good conversation is invited to drop by. No cost. For more info, email athenapluto@yahoo.com or look up The Philo Cafe on Facebook.
Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts
A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.
Victorian Neighborhood Association
Meets the 2nd Tuesday of every month, at the American Legion Hall located at 1108 Bull Street. For more info visit the VNA website at: vna.club.officelive.com Savannah
Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 9273356. Savannah
Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation
Meets the second Tuesday of every month (except October), 6:00 pm at Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner Street. Call 912-232-3549
Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/four. 912-5960889 or www.cairoonthecoast.com
Dance
The perfect class for those with little to no dance background. Cybelle has been formally trained and has been performing for over a decade. $15/class. Tues: 7-8pm. Visit www. cybelle3.com. For info: cybelle@cybelle3.com or call 912-414-1091 Private classes are also available. Walk-ins are welcome. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave.
Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes
Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call 912-6313452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,
Adult Intermediate Ballet
Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,
African Dance & Drum
Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www.ayoluwa.org/
Argentine Tango
Lessons Sundays 1-3:30pm. Open to the public. Cost $3.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo.com. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h Ferguson Ave. ,
Beginners Belly Dance Classes
Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/skill levels welcome. Every Sunday, Noon-1PM, Fitness Body and Balance Studio 2127 1/2 E.
Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle
C.C. Express Dance Team
Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah
Ceili Club
Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com.
Dance classes
Classes available in Latin, ballroom and other styles. Certified instructors available. No partner necessary. No talent? No problem! Wedding programs available. All ages welcome. Savannah Ballroom, 11 Travis St. www. savannahballroomdancing.com
Home Cookin’ Cloggers
Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia
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“Sum Sudoku” Put one digit from 1-9 in each square of this Sudoku so that the following three conditions are met: 1) each row, column, and 3x3 box (as marked by shading in the grid) contains the digits 1–9 exactly one time; 2) no digit is repeated within any of the areas marked off by heavy lines; and 3) the sums of the numbers in each area marked off by heavy lines total the little number given in each of those areas. For example, the digits in the upper-leftmost square in the grid and the square directly to its right will add up to 12. Now do what I tell you -- solve!! psychosudoku@hotmail.com
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Irish Dance Classes
Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step & Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@ gmail.com or 912-704-2052.
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offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.
Modern Dance Class
Classes for beginner and intermediate levels. Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912-354-5586.
Pole Dancing Class
Beginners pole dance offered Wednesdays 8pm, Level II Pole Dance offered Monday 8pm, $22/1 class, $70/4 classes, pre-registration required. Learn pole dance moves and spins while getting a full body workout. Also offering Pole Fitness Classes Monday & Wednesday 11am. For more info: www.fitnessbodybalance.com or 912-398-4776. Nothing comes off but your shoes. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. ,
Salsa Classes
Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah
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Offered Saturdays 11:30am-1pm. $10.00 per class. Packages prices also available. Contact Kelly 912-398-4776 or www.fitnessbodybalance.com
Savannah Shag Club
Shag music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr.
The Savannah Dance Club
The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:15-11 p.m. FREE basic Shag and/or West Coast Swing lessons each Monday. Lesson schedule posted at Facebook/ Savannah Dance Club. Dance lessons 6:157:45pm. Special discount on 2011 membership thru Feb 15. For info: Call 927-4784 or 398-8784 or visit Facebook/Savannah Dance Club Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,
Tribal Fusion Bellydance Class
Christa teaches a beginners tribal fusion bellydance class downtown Savannah on Tuesdays at 6:30 pm for $10. Contact her for full info at christa.rosenkranz@gmail.com or www.cairoonthecoast.com
Fitness A New Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun
VING TSUN (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Using angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against them makes VING TSUN Kung Fu effective for everyone. Call Sifu Michael Sampson to find out about our free trial classes 912-429-9241. 11202 White Bluff Road. Drop Ins welcome. Savannah
Adult Dance & Fitness Class
Adult program featuring Beginner & Intermediate Ballet; BarreCore Body Sculpt; Barre Fusion; Gentle Tone & Stretch. Beginner through Advanced - something for everyone. Call for class times and info: 912-925-0903. The Ballet School, 10010 Abercorn St in Picadilly Square. www.theballetschoolsav.com
Belly Drills
Salsa Savannah offers beginner and intermediate salsa lessons on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays at several locations. For more info, contact: salsasavannah@gmail.com, or call 856-7323. www.salsasavannah.com
This is an intense dance workout utilizing basic bellydance moves. Geared to all levels of ability. Dance your way to a better sense of well being. Bring water bottle. Thurs: 7-8pm. $15/class. Visit www.cybelle3.com. For info: cybelle@cybelle3.com or call 912-414-1091. Walk-ins welcome. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave.
Tuesdays at Tantra (8 E. Broughton St.), lessons from 7-9pm, open dancing 9pm-1am. Thursday at Saya (109 W. Broughton St.), lessons from 7-8pm, open dancing 9-11pm. Bachata lessons at Saya Thursdays from 89pm. For more info: www.salsasavannah.com, 912-704-8726.
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3:00pm • Sunday 27 February 2011 Emma Kelly Theater • Courthouse Square, Statesboro 100% of ticket sales benefit the Eddie Ivie Scholarship for Study in Ireland
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7301 GARFIELD AVENUE: 4BR/2BA, garage, new carpet, paint and roof. $136,000. 912-663-7691. GA Investment Property.
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Available For Sale! $140,000. Executive style home 3BR (possibly 4), 2BA, LR, DR, large family room w/fireplace, dishwasher, washer/dryer connections, utility room, carport, plus deluxe backyard shed. New wood floors, New paint, New ceiling fans, and New vinyl floors in bathroom, kitchen & laundry room. This spacious home is located just blocks from Armstrong University, near Windsor High School, shopping, and various restaurants. Also it is located within a few minutes of HAAF. Call Preferred Realty’s Cindy Osborne, 912-489-4529 or Scott Berry,912-920-1936 for an appointment today! commercial property for sale 845 FOR SALE/LEASE:2604 Gregory Street.3min from Truman Pkwy. 12,000sqft warehouse includes 2000sqft office, loading dock. $4500/month lease, appraised for $570,000,will sell for best offer. 912-484-0555 for rent 855
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1209/1211 E 38th Street 2 units available $675/month. 2 bedroom/1 bath. Remodeled with furnished kitchen. All electric. Section 8 accepted. www.OurSignatureProperties.com (912)629-2700 1212 & 1228 ROGER STREET: Off Bay & Carolan Street, Savannah. 2BR, heat/air, refrigerator & stove, total electric. $525/month & $400/deposit. 912-655-4454
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1311 CONNECTICUT AVE. Total electric 2BR/1BA garage apartment. Large master bedroom and eat-in kitchen, inside laundry. Single car garage with remote closer and secure entry. $695/month, $675/deposit. References and credit check required. 898-0078
1319 STILES: Apt A & B. 2 BR, 1 BA, with BR. All Electric. Apt A $515; Apt B $545. Call 272-4378 or 631-2909 137 Little River Dr. 3BR/2BA $975 •112 Lucian Circle: 3BR/2BA $950 •1317 Golden Ave 2BR/1BA $500 •5500 Montgomery St. Apt.D, 2BR/1BA $550. •1222 E.54th 2BR/1BA $450 +DEPOSIT, NO-PETS NO-SMOKING CALL BILL:656-4111 1408-1/2 E.38th, lower 2BR, eat-in kitchen, ceiling fan, window AC $750/month, $700/deposit. We pay all utilities. Serious inquiries only. 234-6150.
Carver Village: 3BR/2BA home, heating & air. $850/month. Section 8 preferred. Call 912-604-8308
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1BR APT. hardwood floors, convenient location off Skidaway at Victory Drive. 2017 E.38th Apt.B. $575/month w/$575 dep. 912-352-4391 or 912-658-4559
•111 EAST 39TH STREET• 2BR spacious,upstairs apt. located between Drayton & Abercorn. High ceilings, hardwood and carpeted flooring,CH&A, windows galore.$635/month. Call 441-3087.
2433 East 38th Street, near Thunderbolt 3BR/1BA, LR/DR combo, eat-in kitchen, inside laundry. Pets ok with approval. $795/month, $775/deposit. References and credit check required. 898-0078
2BR, 1.5BA mobile home in nice area. $600/month, $300/deposit. Close to both malls, 1 year lease. Call 661-317-4918 or 818-599-1968 2BR Duplex, furnished kitchen, washer/dryer connection, CH&A, fenced yard $495/month.
•Caroline Drive- 2BR/1BA, living room, kitchen, $650/month •Duane Court- 2BR/1BA, living room, kitchen, $650/month •Bee Road: 2BR/1BA, kitchen furnished $595. 912-897-6789 or 344-4164
1BR Apt, furnished kitchen, w/AC wall heat unit, fenced yard $375/month. 355-7886/667-7347
EAST 53RD STREET:2BR/1BA, central heat/air, stove and refrigerator $525/month, $400/security deposit. Call 912-308-0957
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•3BR w/den, LR, DR, kitchen, total electric, laundry room $775/month •LOTS for sale, 40x100, 41st Street, Best offer. •800 block 44th Street 3BR/2BA $700/month. Call 912-224-4167 620 W.38TH STREET 2BR Apt. LR, refrigerator, stove, small foyer, large yard, washer/dryer hookup $625/month. 4909 MEDING STREET 2BR/1BA Apt, LR, refrigerator, stove,washer/dryer hookup, large yard, handicapped accessible $625/month. CALL 912-844-4413 625 WEST 42ND STREET: 2BR/1BA, washer/dryer hookup, stove and refrigerator included. $475/month, $475/deposit. Call 912-844-2344 720 WEST 44TH STREET 2BR/1.5BA House, LR, DR, den, sunroom. Central heat/air, appliances furnished. Section 8 Accepted. $650/month, $475/deposit. 404-314-9879 BLOOMINGDALE 101 Conaway Road: Quiet neighborhood, 3BR, 1.5BA, large LR, DR, kitchen, laundry room, storage bldg. $875/month, $875 deposit. 912-748-5937
BNET MANAGEMENT INC. SOUTHSIDE 22 Waterstone Circle: 3BR/2BA, newly built, Salt Creek Landing Subd. 2-car garage, pool, LR, DR, laundry room, CH&A, fenced backyard $1200/month EASTSIDE 1605 Grove Street: 2BR/1BA newly renovated, LR, DR, laundry room, CH&A, fenced backyard $650/month.
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897-1984, 8am-7pm WESTSIDE **1929 Cowan Ave: 3BR/1.5BA $725/month. **1926 Fenwick Ave: 3BR/1BA Duplex $575/month. **1934 Fenwick Ave: 2BR/1BA Duplex $475/month. *All above have carpet, A/C/heat, washer/dryer hookup, fenced yard. References, application. One-year lease minimum. Deposit same as rent. None total electric, No smoking, pets negotiable.
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EXECUTIVE HOME! Over 3700 sqft, 4BR/3.5BA & huge bonus. Full brick, hardwoods, Corian & master down. $2500/mth Neighborhood Realty (912)920-3338 Rebecca Holcome (912)412-6800
EXECUTIVE HOME! Over 3700 sqft, 4BR/3.5BA & huge bonus. Full brick, hardwoods, Corian & master down. $2500/mth Neighborhood Realty (912)920-3338 Rebecca Holcome (912)412-6800 EXECUTIVE RENTAL 3BR/2BA beautifully fully furnished, fully equipped house for rent. Located on Southside. Call for rates. 912-927-0671 or 912-656-1310 FOR RENT:921 West 46th Street. 2BR/1BA, separate dining, fireplace in living room, CH&A, $650/month, $650/deposit. References required. 507-2309 or 507-2306
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GUYTON: 3BR/2.5BA 2-story home on 1.5 acres. Central heat/air, hardwood floors, appliances furnished, washer/dryer hookup. Quiet neighborhood, Nice school district. Section 8 Welcome. $950/month. Available March 1st. 912-428-9637 or 912-401-3031, by appt. only
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for rent 855 RENT: DUPLEX 1204 E.53rd Street. 2BR/1BA $475/month plus $475/deposit. Two blocks off Waters Ave, Close to Daffin Park. Call 234-2726 Days/Nights/Weekends. RENT: DUPLEX 1510 E.53rd Street. 3BR/2BA House $795/month plus $795/deposit. Call Rene @ 234-2726 Days/Nights/Weekends. SOUTHSIDE •1BR apts, washer/dryer included. Water & trash included, $625/month. •2BR/1.5BA townhouse apt, total electric, w/washer & dryer/$650. Call 927-3278 THREE BEDROOM 1 Snowy Egret Ct $1250 15 Wilshire Blvd. $875 1906 E.58th St. $750 TWO BEDROOM HOUSES 814 Crossgate Rd. $750 1236 E.38th St. $675 1012 Hearn St. $575 APARTMENTS 303 Gallery Way $1100 62 King James Ct. $1025 527 E.38th St. $695 2 Bedrooms 1102 E. 33rd St. $725 One Bedroom 740 E.45th St. #1 $725 116 E.Gordon Ln. $595 Duplexes 1234-A E.55th St. $550 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038
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•317 Linwood: 4BR/2BA, furnished kitchen, central heat/air, fenced yard, much more $950/month. •5629 Emory Drive: 2BR/1BA $650/month 912-507-7934 or 912-927-2853 •Wilmington Island Duplex: 2BR/1BA Livingroom/dining combo, kitchen, laundry. $750/month 912-897-6789 or 344-4164 rooms for rent 895 ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995. EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week. Call 912-844-5995. CLEAN, QUIET, Room & Efficiencies for Rent.On Busline, Stove, Refrigerator, Washer/Dryer. Rates from $85-$165/week. Special Discounts for Monthly Payments. Call 912-272-4378 or 912-631-2909
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CLEAN, comfortable rooms. Washer/dryer, air, cable, HBO, ceiling fans. $110-$140 weekly. No deposit. Call Ike @ 844-7065 FURNISHED EFFICIENCY: 1510 Lincoln St. $155/week or $165/week for double occupancy, Includes microwave, refrigerator, stove, & utilities! Call 912.231.0240
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BUICK Century, 2002- Extra clean, low miles, cold AC, runs good $3,850 OBO. 912-441-2150 CHEVROLET Corvette, 1992- in good condition $6,000. Call 912-234-9684
CHEVROLET Venture Van, 1999- Extra clean, runs great 47 $3,450. 912-441-2150 FENDER BENDER?
Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932. LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities. TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month. 912-231-9464 Other apts. avail. LOOKING FOR Two responsible persons. 2 rooms available. Privatebaths, CH&A/cable/telephone. Immediate occupancy. $500/month each room, $125/security deposit. Mr.Brown: 912-663-2574, 912-234-9177. Call 912-721-4350 and Place Your Classified Ad Today!
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Senior female household seeks same for private room and bath. $600/month all included. 912-351-0115 NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air. No deposit. Call 912-398-7507. NO DEPOSIT-LIMITED TIME! NEAR MEMORIAL East &West Savannah & Bloomingdale •REDUCED RENT!• •Rooms $100 & Up. Furnished, includes utilities, central heat and air, Comcast cable, washer/dryer. Hardwood floors, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. Call 912-210-0181.
130 ALPINE DRIVE: Roommate Wanted. $480/mo., $250/deposit or $150/week Near Hunter AAF. share 1/2 electric. Available Now. 912-272-8020
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ROOMMATE NEEDED:Large private room, private bath, private LR, access to kitchen, all utilities paid, washer/dryer, cable tv, $125/weekly,$50/deposit. Reference check.Call 912-257-8267
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