What's New On The Market

DRAG SPECIALTIES TWIN CAM CYLINDER

When the miles add up and an engine rebuild is in your favorite bike’s future, make sure to include a Drag Specialties Twin Cam cylinder. Your ride deserves the best, and this cylinder is an excellent stock replacement for 88” and 96” Twin Cam motors with a 3.75” bore. OEM black texture powdercoat with highlighted fins maintains the original factory look. For all 9917 Twin Cam motors (replacement OEM #16526-99/17458-07). Suggested retail price is $195.95 for each cylinder. For more information, go to www. dragspecialties.com or contact your local Drag Specialties dealer.

DRAG SPECIALTIES XL PRIMARY COVERS

Drag Specialties has been providing quality parts to customers since 1968 and is continuing that tradition by now offering XL Primary covers. Chrome covers are perfect as a replacement for a scratched-up chrome primary, while the satin black primary cover is a great place to start a blacked-out, custom Sportster project. Both covers are constructed using durable die-cast aluminum. Please note that inspection covers and derby covers are not included. For 94-03 XL models. Suggested retail price is $249.95. For more information, go to www.dragspecialties.com or contact your local Drag Specialties dealer.

DRAG SPECIALTIES SEATS PREDATOR III SEATS

Instead of just replacing your worn stock seat, upgrade it with a unique, high-quality Predator III seat from Drag Specialties. Automotive-grade vinyl covers molded polyurethane foam for durability and maximum comfort. Seat comfort is further enhanced by a narrow up-front design for better leg clearance and a 6” tall driver back support. Choose a smooth surface seat or a Double Diamond stitch seat that comes in black, silver or red thread. Rubber bumpers and fully carpeted bottom protect the paint while a 3/16” ABS thermoformed seat base ensures a perfect fit. Measures 113/4” wide up front, 61/2” wide in the rear and 301/2” overall. For 08-18 FLHT/FLHR/FLHRC/FLTR/FLHX/ FLHTC/FLHTCU models and fits with all Drag and most H-D sissy bars. Suggested retail price is $299.95 for a smooth seat and $329.95 for all Double Diamond stitched seats. For more information, go to http:// seats.dragspecialties.com/

Triple Vent System™ Wick Twister Leather Jacket

Featuring three strategically placed vents on each side with stay-open snap tabs that enable extra-wide vent openings, Triple Vent System™ jackets dial in the perfect amount of airflow. Includes three zippered vertical vents that allow customizable airflow that’s unaffected by backrests, fairings or passengers. Venting extends to the armpits to maximize airflow at speed and allows the jacket to breathe even when idling. Featuring midweight buffalo leather and a polyester mesh lining, the hip release zippers and action back elevate comfort of this jacket to a new level. Be sure to check out the body armor pockets at elbows and shoulders, and powerstretch action in the lightly padded back, waist and shoulders. Piping is 3M™ Scotchlite™ Reflective Material. $495 visit www.h-d.com

Z1R introduces the all new Jackal Helmet

Maximum airflow is the name of the game with the all-new Z1R Jackal helmet. The DOT/ECE certified Jackal helmet features an aerodynamically shaped shell that creates a quiet and stable ride. Ultimate temperature control is provided by the adjustable chin and top intake and exhaust vents with channeled dual density EPS. Visibility a concern? The scratch resistant, anti-fog face shield and interchangeable drop down sun visor provide versatility in all lighting conditions. Available in sizes XS-3XL, 3 different shell and EPS sizes allow for the perfect fit. Suggested retail: $149.95 Visit us at www.Z1R.com.

BELT DRIVES LTD. recently redesigned there immensely popular CC130-BB Competitor Clutch kit. Developed specifically for 1998-2006 Big Twins the new design incorporates alterations that provide an even smoother pull, positive feel and enhanced performance to handle increased HP and heavier loads with ease. For a closer look at the new Competitor Clutch and other new additions to the BDL line-up, head over to www.beltdrives.com and check it out.

DRAG SPECIALTIES CLEANER & POLISH, UV PROTECTANT Keep your bike and accessories clean and looking new with the Cleaner & Polish, UV Protectant from Drag Specialties. Provides a micro-thin layer of UV protectant that maintains a factory shine on most surfaces. Quickly and easily removes dirt, insects and water spots. Anti-static formula repels dust, dirt and water, keeping your bike clean longer. Polishes paint, aluminum, stainless and plastic. Can also be used on windscreens, helmets and more. Available in 14 oz. cans. Suggested retail price is $14.95 each.www.dragspecialties.com or contact your localDrag Specialties dealer.

DRAG SPECIALTIES HEEL/TOE SHIFTER

Finally add some extra comfort and convenience to your mid-control FXD with the Heel/Toe shifter from Drag Specialties. Available in chrome or wrinkle black finishes to match or contrast against current parts already installed on your bike. Both shifters are constructed using durable die-cast aluminum. Pinch bolt is included, but please note that shift pegs are not included. For 91-17 FXD models with mid-controls. Suggested retail price is $86.95. For more information, go to www.dragspecialties.com

Women’s Worden Triple Vent System™

465 Series Monoshock

Suspension tuning can dramatically improve ride quality, handling and the comfort of your motorcycle for a more confidence inspiring ride. With that in mind Progressive Suspension created a shock specifically tuned to the needs of both rider and machine. Utilizing their proven 465 Series Monoshock, they’ve valved it, sprung it and tested the hell out of the shock until it transformed the ride of the new Harley Softails! Stuffed with features like deflective disc damping, a 5-position rebound adjuster and threaded pre-load body or Remote Adjustable Preload (RAP). Setting it up to perfectly match your bike, weight and riding style is now a few clicks away. Available in stock height, lowered and tall versions, backed by a Lifetime Warranty. 465 Series Monoshock MSRP: $649.95 465 Series Monoshock w/ RAP MSRP: $899. www.progressivesuspension. com Weather the storm with the (Women’s 98165-18VW, $). Offer optimal cooling for when the skies do clear and the temperatures heat up again. These textile jackets are fully loaded with all the patented functional features of the TVS line to keep the journeys long and enjoyable. Made from waterproof 100 percent polyester with body armor pockets at the elbows, shoulders and back to hold the optional accessory for impact protection, while 3M™ Scotchlite™ Reflective Material delivers enhanced visibility in low light conditions. www.h-d.com

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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times its normal size when excited?” Jessica responds: “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!” So, the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That’s easy...the pupil of the eye.” “That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!” And turning to Jessica, she says: “I’ve three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”

Mama Fowler

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” “No problem,” the tired Marine assured him. “I’ll take it.” The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How’d you sleep?” Asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed. No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope, I shut him up in no time.” Said the Marine. “How’d you manage that?” asked the manager. “He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the Marine explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and he sat up all night watching me.”

Zach

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”

Jimmy

On his Birthday, a man named Peter was really upset because none of his family members or near and dear ones wished him. As he walked into his office, his secretary Anna said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” He felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. In the lunch time Anna knocked on his door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” Peter happily agreed They had their lunch but on the way back to the office, Anna said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day... We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” Peter replied “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at her apartment, Anna said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” He nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by his wife, his kids, and dozens of his friends,

Zach

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn’t long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones’ sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: “If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don’t have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now,” he concluded, “which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?”

Davis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.” Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.” Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the money. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: “Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehab. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.”

Will