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The List: Songs to Help You Ring in 2017 Staff Question: What was your favorite childhood toy?

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10 COVER: Minority Retort: Artists, musicians and poets of color brace for the incoming Trump administration and prepare to fight back 14 COVER: Local businesses get pushback for pro-Trump signage 15 COVER: The view from inside the 2016 presidential campaign 16 Reply All 17 Things We Love: Picks from Pat Dull 17 Things We Love: Staff Picks 18 Sketch in the City: Ken Eppstein #2

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Feature: Radio Golf wraps year-long Wilson festival Preview: The Nest: Dedicated to improv Staff Pick: CYA L8R Previews: Super Video Graphics Array, Sonabai: Another Way of Seeing, A Christmas Carol, Black, White, Grey News: Kojo Kamau: 1939-2016 Movie Review: Collateral Beauty Movies: Starwars Roundup Now in theaters

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on the cover Trump’s election generated an immediate and wide-ranging response within minority arts communities. In addition to Onda Latina’s “Trumpocalypse,” a night of spoken-word and performance art at Wild Goose Creative, poet and writer Scott Woods solicited black musicians to contribute to a 10-track, post-election mixtape dubbed Babylon for Breakfast, and William Evans, Columbus-based editor-inchief of the pop-culture website Black Nerd Problems, posted an open call for election-themed essays, which have been released in a steady stream on the site since mid-November. Here’s our look at how some are gearing up to fight back. PHOTO BY JODI MILLER

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SongS to Help You Ring in 2017 By EriCA Thompson @miss_ethompson

“b.o.b. (bombs ovEr bAghdAd)” by ouTKAsT

“brEAThE (2 Am)” by AnnA nAliCK

We’re officially halfway through December, so that means it’s time to start preparing for the New Year. We thought we’d create a playlist as you face the apprehension, despair and, yes, hope that come with that dropping ball.

Despite the title, the 2000 song really doesn’t provide any commentary on the 1998 U.S./U.K. bombing of Iraq, but the chaotic music and lyrical flow is appropriate for these times. There’s also a great line that sums up how some are feeling right now: “Get back home, things are wrong/ Well, not really, it was bad all along.”

Enough with the doom and gloom! Just “cradle your head in your hands and breathe … just breathe.”

“iT’s ThE End of ThE World As WE KnoW iT (And i fEEl finE)” by r.E.m. This was the first song that popped into my head given the dread some are feeling following the conclusion of the 2016 presidential election. After further research, I discovered Presidentelect Trump actually used the 1987 song — much to Michael Stipe’s dismay — on the campaign trail, which makes this entry even more fitting … and prophetic.

“EdgE of sEvEnTEEn” by sTEviE niCKs A white-winged dove, a sea changing colors and a flood of tears. The hodge-podge of imagery in this song seems to go well with the instability that 2017 may bring. Also, the song was allegedly written as Nicks was grieving two major deaths, so given those lost in 2016, the mood is right.

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“ChAngE ThE World” by EriC ClApTon OK, so this entry is just my excuse to get you to listen to Eric Clapton with production and backing vocals courtesy of Babyface. The song is more about pursuing a lover, but you can still be inspired by the desire to change circumstances.

“WAiTing on ThE World To ChAngE” by John mAyEr We’re back on track with this playlist. Listen absent-mindedly and get excited about a better world. Listen closely and feel guilty about how apathetic you are.

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“you goTTA bE” by dEs’rEE Now it’s time for you to take action. Be bad, be bold and be wiser, because danger is staring you in the face. Seriously, though, this song has great advice.

“KEEp ThE fAiTh” by miChAEl JACKson When times start getting tough, listen to this underrated gem off Michael Jackson’s Dangerous

album, co-written with Glen Ballard and Siedah Garrett (the team behind “Man in the Mirror”).

“lET iT bE” by ThE bEATlEs And when you can’t fight anymore, listen to this beautiful classic written by my favorite Beatle. I’m not embarrassed to say I just discovered McCartney is referring to his actual mother, Mary. He has said we can interpret the song however we like.

“somEdAy WE’ll All bE frEE” by donny hAThAWAy Donny said we’re going to be OK, and I believe him. “Hang on to the world as it spins around Just don’t let the spin get you down Things are moving fast Hold on tight and you will last.”

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Jason Wyckoff is a Columbus treasure. His two collections published in the U.K. by Tartarus Press, Black Horse and The Hidden Back Room, are textbook examples of the art of short stories. Recalling the best of Shirley Jackson and Robert Aickman, each volume comes with an attached ribbon placemarker — the internationally recognized symbol of quality literature.

Shock Around the Clock! Columbus’ own 24-hour horror movie marathon. Every October, local film freaks gather for a noon-to-noon barrage of scary movies! According to my battered memory, past events have included favorites like “Suspiria,” “Martyrs,” “House,” “The Devils” and “Videodrome” — not to mention “Werewolves on Wheels!” And mere words cannot describe the 3 a.m. eyeball punching rendered by Andrzej Zulawski’s “Possession.” You must do this at least once!

Yellow Brick Pizza Fantastic pizza (we’ve been going half Big Sur and half Elliott Smith) and one of the best beer lists in the city (I’d make a recommendation, but it changes radically nearly every time we’re in). Plus it’s only getting better. Beginning Dec. 20 the Olde Towne East eatery is going to be serving up deep dish pizza, using a recipe purchased from Lou Tristiano when he shuttered his Grove City shop. I can’t wait to try it. –Andy Downing

Dough Mama I’d been meaning to visit this Clintonville spot for months, and after finally partaking of Dough Mama’s Avocado Biscuit breakfast sandwich, side salad and Thunderkiss coffee, I will not wait nearly as long before making a return trip. –Joel Oliphint

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With this single-volume, Columbus-based publishing effort, Turn to Ash has cranked out one of the very best weird-based journals going, featuring original strange and dark fiction, essays on H.R. Giger, H.P Lovecraft and horror cinema, plus galleries devoted to phenomenal artists. Expertly compiled and edited by Benjamin Holesapple, my order came with a bookmark (because of course it did)!

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Tucked away deep inside the bowels of scenic Café Bourbon Street, this mecca of Polish cuisine serves the best pierogis in town. Creative flavors such as butternut squash, bacon and sage or grilled pears and goat cheese — plus a healthy selection of vegan options — will make your mouth thank you after every bite.

This week I interviewed Nigerian Afrobeat artist Seun Kuti, who is the son of legendary Afrobeat pioneer Fela Kuti. I fell in love with his Struggle Sounds EP, which combines infectious instrumentation with thoughtprovoking lyrics. The project provides a window into another culture, while also covering themes that are applicable to everyone. I can’t stop thinking about “African Dreams.” –Erica Thompson

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If Anton LaVey invited me to a party, I’d expect it to be a lot like Figgy Fest. Imagine Blue Cheer (Figgy and the Scrooges), the Cramps (Ebenezer Booze), Buffalo (3 Speed Sleigh) and Flipper (Placenta Claus & the Human Santapede) playing — along with sexy elves and gingerbread honeys running amuck and raffling off 1,000 locally made fruitcakes — and then accidentally giving all the proceeds to charity. That’s Figgy Fest. It gets bigger and crazier each year, and it’s THIS Saturday at Ace of Cups!

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Pat Dull plays trombone in local band Angry Cougars. He may (or may not) be DJ Pitter Von Bonershorts on viral internet sensation Radio 614. He’s in the process of unleashing the fourth volume of his local music compilation Columbus Blood. Pat’s done other things, too, but this Saturday he’s excited to be hosting Noise For Toys, a benefit show aimed at providing toys for needy diaper-crappers. Bring a new toy (or $5 donation) to Used Kids Records on Saturday, Dec. 17, between 6 and 8 p.m., and have your holiday spirit crushed by Cotton Jackson, FBS and Angry Cougars. Along with whiskers on kittens, here are a few of Pat’s favorite things.

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hen Winston Hightower was a sophomore in high school, he found a cassette tape by bluesy garage-punk duo Bassholes at the Whetstone branch of the Columbus Metropolitan Library. “I was like, ‘Whoa, this is a black dude and white dude duo in Columbus. I gotta check this out,” said Hightower, referring to the Colum-

bus expats in Bassholes, Lamont “Bim” Thomas (Obnox) and Don Howland (Gibson Bros.). “And that was it. That was my intro to everything.” Previously a fan of punk-rock in the vein of Bad Brains and Black Flag, the Bassholes tape sent Hightower down a musical rabbit hole that continues to this day as the musician,

now 23, is set to release his second cassette of lo-fi bedroom pop on Superdreamer Records at Café Bourbon Street on Friday, Dec. 16. The solo albums come after Hightower, who records and performs as “Winston HYTWR” by himself and “HYTWR” as a full band, played in several of his friends’ bands and fronted trio Tastes Kinda Like Sad.

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Since emerging from his season of reclusion, Hightower has continued to pursue his solo project while also playing in hardcore act Minority Threat. Exploration Date, the new Winston HYTWR cassette (also available online at Bandcamp) has a similar homemade, Deerhunter-meets-Alex G sensibility as Too Close to Home, though this time the childhood photos in the jacket feature only Hightower and his mother, whom he calls his “legit best friend.” Throughout the album, Hightower purposefully obfuscates his vocals, coating them in effects and fuzz to turn his voice into another instrument in the mix next to guitars and a Casio keyboard. “[The lyrics] always mean something. When I’m playing, I’m singing it full-heartedly, [but] when I record it I have to listen back to the song so many times. It just makes me wanna mumble it out because I feel shy about it,” said Hightower, smiling as he often does when he speaks. To interpret the two-minute tunes, Hightower includes lyrics in the cassette liner notes, which read like direct, minimalist poems. Despite claiming to not have a way with words, Hightower’s expressions of angst (“There’s a hybrid hate in the motherland”) and despair (“I guess I could lay here for a while, all alone until I fully expire”) add layers of meaning to his peculiar and affecting brand of mumblecore. Hightower, who performs live with Bryant Strayer on bass and housemate Jeff Kleinman on drums, hopes to release a full-band, full-length HYTWR record on vinyl sometime in the next year. “I’m trying to figure out how to put as many songs as possible on it,” he said.

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“At one time I was in 12 bands at once. That was before my dad died. Then I quit all of them,” Hightower said recently at a Downtown coffee shop. “My dad passed away about two years ago. After my dad passed, I stopped going to shows and kind of stopped doing anything for a really long time.” While still reeling from his father’s death, Hightower spent about a month on the road with one of his former bands, Slugbugs. At a tour stop in Boston, he found himself at an old diner. “I was texting my mom about this diner, because I’d heard the name before,” said Hightower, who discovered his dad used to eat there in his days as a traveling salesman. “And it ended up being Father’s Day. We had to wait two hours at this diner to get a seat, and there’s all these people having fun with their dads. … It really sucked.” After quitting his bands and sequestering himself, Hightower discovered some of his dad’s photos that he’d previously never seen. The happy pictures of himself as a child and his parents inspired Hightower to process his loss through music, so he recorded a batch of songs while wrestling with his grief. After sitting on the songs for a while, he decided to release them as a cassette, Too Close to Home, which came out in February on Superdreamer. “The cover is me and my mom and my dad,” he said. “I have a picture of my mom in the insert and a picture of my dad in the insert and then one of me.” The release show, held the day after his dad’s birthday, was a turning point for Hightower. “There were so many people there. I had a raffle, a helium tank. I had all these random prizes. I tried to make it like a kid’s party,” he said. “People had fun. I sold out of all my tapes. I hadn’t done the solo thing before, but it was crazy. It felt awesome, and it made me feel a lot different. After that, it was completely different.”

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“Every few years politicians come,” Nigerian Afrobeat musician Seun Kuti sings on “Gimme My Vote Back (C.P.C.D.).” “They come with their politics of hate and them take and divide us.” Kuti’s lyrics may resonate with both Nigerians — who elected President Muhammadu Buhari, whom The Economist called “the least awful” of the two candidates, in 2015 — and Americans, who are still reeling from the contentious 2016 presidential election. However, in a recent telephone interview, Kuti — son of legendary Afrobeat pioneer Fela Kuti — mentioned he was thinking of all governments when writing the song, one of three tracks on his Struggle Sounds EP, released last September. “Politicians and corporations … are in cahoots against the working class,” said Kuti, who will play Alrosa Villa with his band Egypt 80 on Friday, Dec. 16. “I realized that all over the world, it’s the same thing.” In the song, he also speaks of the “Corporate Public Control Department,” a term he applies to governments, which he says, “Keep people in check for the corporations to run society as they see fit.” “As you can see, the corporation that is building the pipeline in North Dakota, they are not protesting,” he continued. “It is the people that are protesting, but the corporations, they don’t have a counter-protest. … Their interests are already guarded by the officials.”

Kuti, also a saxophonist, embodies the same revolutionary spirit as his father, who criticized the Nigerian government in his music and even formed his own political party. The elder Kuti endured jail time and government attacks, one of which resulted in the death of his mother. Since his death in 1997 from complications from AIDS, Fela Kuti has been celebrated in many forms, including the Tony-award-winning Broadway musical “Fela!” Seun Kuti, who stepped in to lead his father’s Egypt 80 band at just 14 years old, didn’t feel pressured by the weight of his father’s legacy or threatened by potential government retaliation. “It was just necessary,” he said of the decision to keep his father’s music and movement alive. “My music is a tool of pan-Africanism,” Kuti said. “I believe that there has to be a connection between the diaspora and the motherland. … I truly believe that it is the duty of African governments to be invested in African communities, not just in Africa, but all over the world.” Although Kuti strives to “spark awareness” and “raise consciousness” through his music, he recognizes his own shortcomings as a leader for the black community, which he said relies too heavily on guidance from celebrities. “It really hurts me that the only spokespersons for black people are entertainers and sportsmen and women,” he

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said. “Even though I’m well invested in this aspect of my people, there are many scholars who know more details and spend more time researching and learning than I do, and who are more qualified to speak for the collective.” Although Kuti is a proponent of unity among black people worldwide, on his song “African Dreams” he cautions African youth against abandoning the continent to chase

the superficial “American Dream” sold by the media. “We need … to build an Africa that can meet future generations’ dreams and aspirations,” he explained. “That should be our main goal in the world today instead of trying to be as rich as we can.” While Kuti is devoted to the welfare of Africans and those of African descent, he said his message is for all oppressed people worldwide.

“I think there’s a bigger struggle in the world, which is a class struggle,” he said. “That is what ‘Struggle Sounds’ is talking about on my record.” Attendees of Kuti’s show can expect to hear his new material, as well as his father’s music. He also hopes the audience will be inspired by his vision for “a world where everybody can be respected and live in happiness.” “We’re all part of the same struggle,” he said.

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to an exhaustive work ethic he sees lacking in the industry and grouses that he still doesn’t get his due. Fortunately he’s back to uncorking XXX, “Caligula”-esque tales just one song later, like a kid content to flick spitballs from the back of the classroom rather than worrying if he’ll be eating with the popular clique in the lunchroom.

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Now in his early 50s, the rapper has shown little desire to ease his way into retirement, releasing four full-length albums since 2015, including two this year: The Preacher (under the alias Tashan Dorrsett) and Feature Magnetic. On “Tired,” one of the album’s more lucid moments, Keith equates this late-career surge

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Kool Keith emerged as Dr. Octagon in 1996, announcing, “I’m not just a doctor, I am a man.” Nearly every move since has further distanced the Bronx-born rapper, who first surfaced in ’88 with Ultramagnetic MCs, from this humble descriptor. Whether he’s adopting outsized musical alter egos (Black Elvis, Poppa Large, etc.) or spinning trippy, tongue-twisting verses that mirror the feel of navigating a Dali canvas, little about Kool Keith could be termed ordinary.

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Drummer/vocalist Felix Walworth stands front and center onstage in Brooklyn’s Told Slant but hangs back behind the kit in bands like Eskimaux, Florist and Bellows, all of which are part of a loose collective of musicians and artists known as the Epoch. Though you might assume keeping time in multiple bands would make Walworth’s own musical outlet an afterthought, the musician’s excellent sophomore album, Going By, released in June on Double Double Whammy, proves otherwise. “Why don’t you comfort me?” Walworth asks on the tender “Low Hymnal,” then leaves the question behind, mustering a solution with an

inwardly directed pep talk: “Felix, you can battering-ram this life.” Brute force, though, is not a common tactic for Walworth, whose intimate songs feel like closed-door confessionals — the musical version of hunkering beneath a blanket with a flashlight, fountain pen and notebook. “I want someone to grab my face, tuck my hair behind my ears and say, ‘Isn’t this silly and aren’t you beautiful?’” Walworth admits in a quavering voice alongside softly picked electric guitar and decidedly un-Southern banjo on “Tsunami,” then gives the mundane yet heartbreaking reason why it probably won’t happen: “I don’t know how to talk to you without a can in my hands.”

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Near the midpoint of “Electric,” a track off Master Servos’ self-titled debut album, musicians Ian Pushea and Matt Auxier stroll right up to the edge of the cosmos. “And then I stood at the edge,” the two intone, delivering their words atop stabs of vintage synth, nothing but wide-open galaxy ahead. It’s a small moment, but it captures the sense of limitless possibility the two envisioned when they first launched Master Servos in late 2014. At the time, Pushea’s former band Red Feathers, a rock ’n’ roll quartet with a hard-won reputation as a borderlineunhinged live act, was in the midst of dissolving, while Auxier was entering into his final months playing guitar with prog-rock behemoth EYE. So, naturally, the two longtime friends gravitated to synth-pop. “We both have been playing guitar in guitar bands forever and needed something different,” said Auxier, who joined Pushea for a mid-December interview Downtown. (The two will be back together to celebrate the release of their debut album on Kvltvre Klvb with a concert at Ace of Cups on Friday, Dec. 16.) Initially, the two holed up for months of writing sessions that produced more than 40 songs, as well as several versions of the band. “We kept going through these [musical] transformations as it was happening,” Pushea said. Despite the lengthy gestation period, actual songs tended to arrive in quick succession, helped along by a truncated approval process. “When you’re in a band with five people, it takes a while to write a song. If one person in the band doesn’t like a part, it’s like, ‘Well, OK, let’s figure out another part,’” said Pushea, noting that Master Servos already has two more

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full albums’ worth of material recorded and at the ready. “With just the two of us it’s easier. If I say it sucks, it sucks. If he says it sucks, it sucks. And then we move on.” Early in the band’s history, Pushea and Auxier experimented with live drums, eventually gravitating toward an electronic kit as a means of distancing the new project from their rock roots. Regardless, there’s an undeniable Sunset Strip swagger that bleeds into percussive cuts like “NYE,” which comes on like a bratty outtake from the “Drive” soundtrack, and “Jesus Came Down,” a buzzing thumper that mimics the feel of hauling down a neon-lit thoroughfare. This head rush is countered by slower, trippier numbers like “Clouds” and the hazy “Pills and Therapy,” which sounds like it’s knocked back plenty of the former (while skipping out almost entirely on the latter).

The pair’s musical chemistry, further honed by years of friendship, was somewhat lacking the first time the two played in a band together seven or eight years ago in Super Silver, a precursor to EYE from which Pushea was booted — or at least that’s how he remembered it. “I didn’t kick him out, really,” Auxier said. “[EYE drummer] Brandon [Smith] and I just started getting into weird, avant-garde Kraut-rock shit, and Ian was already starting to go the other way, so it just didn’t work out.” “Musically we were pulling apart,” Pushea said. “But those guys were also getting more serious about what they were doing and I was getting more careless.” With Master Servos, these concerns have completely dissipated. Though the two don’t always take themselves seriously, they approach the music with the needed gravity.

“Nothing annoys me more than when people are like, ‘I don’t care what people think of this.’ I do,” Pushea said. “That’s why we’ve waited so long. That’s why we kept throwing things on the wall. That’s why we kept trying to figure out our sound. In some way, some people out there will have expectations of what we’re going to do. I’m not trying to break those expectations, but I’m trying to live up to them in some way. I don’t want people to hate what I’m doing.”

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About six years ago, David Banbury and Lou Poster were hanging out at Café Bourbon Street, kicking around ideas for a Christmas punk band in the vein of Iggy and the Stooges. The most important part of such a band would be the name, of course, and the pair came up with a fitting one: Figgy and the Scrooges. Figgy Fest is now an annual holiday tradition that grew so big it had to relocate from Bourbon Street to the more-spacious Ace of Cups. This year’s distortion-fueled extravaganza will feature bands with names like

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3 Speed Sleigh, Placenta Claus & the Human Santapede, Ebenezer Booze and the Iggy Pop-inspired founding band. Players from local acts such as the Ferals, Grafton, Nervosas, Times New Viking, Planktones and

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more contribute to this punk-rock holiday show, plus DJ Krampus (aka Ian Graham, formerly of the Rock and Roll Radio Show on 1270AM) spinning records between bands. The event is also a fundraiser for the Mid-

Ohio Foodbank, with a suggested donation of $7. No word yet on whether figgy pudding will be served. (Safe bet)

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whAT To Know Back in 2013, just before his 36th birthday, young Jeezy officially dropped “young” from his name. (C’mon, Jeezy! Don’t you know 40 is the new 30?) But even at his no-longer-young age, the atlanta-based mC is sticking to what he knows (trap) and doing what he has always done (trap) since the sandpapervoiced rapper’s 2005 Def Jam debut, Let’s Get It: Thug Motivation 101 (remember akon collab “soul survivor?”). The title of his 2016 release, Trap or Die 3, says it all. (Think twice)

after two months on the road, James allison brings his electro-pop act Digisaurus back home for its final Columbus show of the year. Despite the title, new Digisaurus single “i Don’t Feel alright” — the first track in which allison is the sole songwriter — is more of a feel-good disco-pop anthem in the vein of Daft Punk. it also features Kid runner’s Fran Litterski echoing allison on vocals. Cherry Chrome and the Odds of Being Born open. (Safe bet)

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Though Jamie Kristine seerman, who performs as Jaymay, released the album To Tell the Truth this summer, she wasn’t done with 2016. earlier this month, Jaymay released her holiday LP Fallin’ Like Snow, a 26-track (!) collection of Christmas originals and classic covers, some of which were recorded in the Czech republic with the City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra, while others feature a 40-person New york City choral ensemble and a children’s choir. it’s not your typical Christmas album, and that’s a good thing. (Safe bet)

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eighborhoods are changing, and in many cases don’t even resemble themselves. PAST Productions tackles the issue of gentrification, among others, in its presentation of August Wilson’s “Radio Golf,” through Dec. 17 at the Garden Theater. The play, the final installment in the playwright’s “Pittsburgh Cycle,” a collection of 10 plays set in the Pennsylvania city in each decade of the 20th century, is not only the most recent work, completed and first staged in 2005, but also the most contemporary in setting, the story taking place in the 1990s. It follows two moneyed black men and their efforts to redevelop an area of Pittsburgh. “These are things we’re dealing with still, the city versus the suburbs, things we’re talking about and fighting for here in our community,” said director Truman Winbush. “When we did ‘Two Trains Running’ [in March], I said I felt like those characters were people I grew up around, voices I heard going to the barbershop with my father,” Winbush said. (“Two Trains Running” is set in the 1960s.) “With ‘Radio Golf,’ I feel like these are people of my generation.” It’s not the generational aspect of Wilson’s work but its timelessness that makes him one of the previous century’s greatest American playwrights. “So many things he touches on are relevant to today, from violence by African-Americans on African-Americans, by police on African-Americans, to race relations, to the demise of neighborhoods, to economic opportunity,” Winbush said. “They force the audience to think about a community as a whole, to go beyond to other parts of existence, to see how the past directly affects the present and future.”

“Radio Golf” also marks the final piece of the year-long August Wilson Festival. Conceived and overseen by Short North Stage in partnership with PAST Productions, the festival included theater, dance and music performances by seven different organizations and ensembles. The festival recently received an award for artistic excellence from the Greater Columbus Arts Council. Short North Stage co-founder Peter Yockel said the festival provided “a way to view American history of the 20th century in a different way.” “Especially for most in the white community,” he said. “For blacks, it was an opportunity to see their lives depicted onstage, for some for the first time.” “No one organization could have done this the way it was done,” Yockel continued, pointing to the presentation of full productions and staged readings by Short North Stage and PAST Productions, but also to programming by the Columbus Museum of Art, the Mark Lomax Trio and the Berry & Nance Dance Project, among others. Winbush said the festival forced his ensemble to “step up our game.” “Of everything we’d done before, nothing could match this project,” he said. “So much of his work is what we want to be.” “Some of the most extraordinary acting on our stage has come from this festival,” Yockel said. Yockel credited the festival’s artistic director, Mark Clayton Southers, a Pittsburgher and August Wilson expert, with helping drive the festival’s success. “It was an exciting time … a great city and great supporters of the art,” Southers said. “I really hope there were some things we were able to convey to the audiences.”

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‘Christmas in Columbus’ Local establishments and traditions referenced include Wildlights at the Columbus Zoo, BalletMet Columbus’ “The Nutcracker” and Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams. Tunes familiar (“We Need a Little Christmas,” “Frosty the Snowman”) and less so (“Text Me Merry Christmas,” “SparkleJollyTwinkleJingly” from the Broadway musical version of “Elf”) are presented by a cast of nearly 60, with a three-piece instrumental combo. “I look at it as a bit of a love letter to Columbus,” Comisar said. “We hope maybe people will remember some of their own family Christmas traditions.”

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In addition to hosting PAST Productions’ “Radio Golf” at the Garden Theater, Short North Stage is presenting its own, original holiday-themed show this month. “Christmas in Columbus” is a revue/ jukebox musical of sorts. Set in the Capital City and employing holiday favorites, the show borrows a vibe from Radio City’s “Christmas Spectacular,” which “Christmas in Columbus” co-writer Jackie Comisar appeared in as a non-Rockette actor and singer for three years. Gideon the Elf has missed the Polar Express to the North Pole and will be spending more of the holiday season in Columbus than expected. A local family shows him what Columbus has to offer, along the way rekindling some of its own faded holiday spirit. “Once we had the elf concept we just looked for a way to have the story take us around to these different places” in Columbus, co-writer Dionysia Williams said.

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The NesT: DeDicaTeD To improv By Jim FisCher The Columbus improv comedy scene is significantly bigger than it was when Tara DeFrancisco was growing up in Worthington, but there’s still plenty of room for growth. That’s part of why the veteran of Chicago’s iO Theater, Second City and ComedySportz troupes decided to come home and start The Nest Theatre, a Downtown space dedicated to presenting improvisational comedy, with her longtime performing partner Rance Rizzutto. The Next Theatre opened in November after a few months of renovations. DeFrancisco and Rizzutto have been doing shows on weekends for the past five weeks. The Nest also offers classes in improv, with a new session to begin with the new year. And while the pair is new to the scene, it certainly has a pedigree: Teaching in Chicago, students included a handful of current “Saturday Night Live” cast members. “Once we had done what we set out to do [in Chicago], we thought we should do it for ourselves,” DeFrancis-

co said in a recent interview inside the Cherry Street venue. “The goal was to come back home and start a theater.” “We have friends in troupes in Columbus but there was no dedicated space for improv,” DeFrancisco said. “There’s a community with a good chunk of knowledge but we’re hoping to expand it,” Rizzutto said. The duo’s centerpiece production is “Here: The Musical,” a long-form, two-person improvised musical play. DeFrancisco and Rizzuto have been doing “Here” for about two years, and have toured the show to 50 cities in 17 countries (including October’s Columbus Improv Festival). The Nest also presents “Storyteller,” a larger ensemble piece that pairs an audience suggestion with true stories from the lives of the cast members, Cage Match, a weekly contest between improv teams to stay on the stage, and a Jam, sort of an open mic for wouldbe improv-ers. DeFrancisco and Rizzuto plan to offer additional new shows after the first of the year, among them the ComedySportz brand, a short-form,

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Here’s a hug. A weird, plastic, bright, ’90s-y hug. But in a world that’s got as much going on as ours, a hug of almost any kind is a good thing. Columbus artists Dana Lynn Harper and Claire Smith have their work featured in an exhibition at Ohio State University’s Urban Arts Space that closes this weekend. “CYA L8R” features work that draws on the colors, textures and patterns of the ’90s, when both women were growing up. Smith creates fiber sculpture with found fabrics, as-

“There’s no way to predict the show you’re going to see,” DeFrancisco said. “It’s ephemeral, but when something happens…” “…it’s magic in the theater,” Rizzuto finished.

sembled with her industrial sewing machine. Harper is drawn to Plexiglas, reflexive plastics and theater gels. “The reason I use past references is to try to initiate childhood memories in the viewer, to take them back to a childlike state,” Harper said. “I believe that who we are as children is who we’re supposed to be, our personalities their truest and not hardened by the world. I want to initiate or trigger that play, passion and joy in the viewer. “Some art is supposed to respond to what’s happening politically and culturally, and to make a statement on that. I feel like my work is not the opposite, but that it offers comfort

and a warm hug, a bit of release and relief.” The patterns and colors of the ’90s just happen to be the personal palette of both women, who grew up a few years apart in Upper Arlington, although they did not know each other until they were adults. “I kind of look up to her as a big sister,” Smith said. “We share the same foundations, developed under similar circumstances.”

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Students in Liz Roberts’ Experimental Video class will exhibit their semester projects at MINT on Thursday, Dec. 15, in a show titled “Super Video Graphics Array.” Roberts said she designed the course to balance the concepts and techniques from experimental film and video art. “This show will be all installation work, moving images you experience rather than watch,” she said. “It’s challenging. These students are used to making films. A video installation is more about moving through, about the body of the viewer, the use of sculptural elements.” Sounds, virtual reality and created environment will also accompany the installed video pieces, in varying degrees.

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Rather than a traditionally curated show where the collected pieces would have an established dialogue with one another, Roberts said the assembled 13 pieces sharing the space will offer “a little bit of an X factor.” Still, she said, the students have worked to use the space at MINT in such a way as to offer cohesion.

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why you should go In India, a woman and her son are barred from going beyond the walls of their home by her businessman husband. She invents a way to share existing tales and make up new stories with her son by making quasi-ceramic toy figures and settings, using whatever she can gather from around the home. When her work is “discovered,” an expansive collection of folk-art depicting rural Indian tradition and storytelling is revealed. That’s just part of the compelling backstory of Indian folk artist Sonabai Rajawar, whose work is on exhibit at Otterbein University.

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This little-known, rarely performed work is based on a novel by Victorian-era English writer Charles Dickens. It chronicles the transformation of a cold-hearted and wretched miser into a cheerful and generous man of the people after being visited by three spirits in dreams on Christmas Eve night that show him the error of his ways. Its messages of hope, goodwill, friendship and redemption, not to mention its holiday setting, make the heartwarming story an ideal Christmastime tale. Columbus Civic Theatre’s production wraps this weekend.

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An exhibition of the functional ceramic art of Japanese artist Masayuki Miyajima closes Thursday, Dec. 15, at the Dublin Arts Council. Miyajima, a former apprentice to Shimaoka Tatsuzo (designated a “Living National Treasure” by the Japanese government), has made elegant carved and thrown stoneware and porcelain objects for more than 20 years. He has had solo exhibitions in Dublin previously, in 2010 and 2013. Miyajima’s visit to Dublin is a part of an established cultural exchange between Dublin and Mashiko, Japan.

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Kojo Kamau: 1939-2016 Michael Sayre knows that being a dancer means falling in love with the physicality of dance and the feeling of grace when a step goes really well. His sense of pride in his fellow dancers, and in the city that appreciates their work, helps the company create something amazing together. Dance is his art and there is no place he’d rather make it.

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Kojo Kamau, the Columbus photographer whose work documented the African-American community in central Ohio and who photographed generations of notable African-Americans, including President Barack Obama, has died at age 77. Kamau’s work is included in most significant collections in Columbus, including the Columbus Metropolitan Library and the Columbus Museum of Art. His work is prominently featured in the Long Street Cultural Wall that connects Downtown with the King-Lincoln District on the near East Side. His work has been exhibited around the world, and he is the winner of numerous awards, including the Ohioana Library Career Award and the Raymond J. Hanley Fellowship Award. Columbus artist Queen Brooks said Kamau was a “quiet, gentle man” with a “wonderful spirit.” Brooks recalled Kamau’s Downtown Columbus studio as the place where she, and many other African-American artists, not only created community but were encouraged to pursue their own art. “I was recovering from a bad accident, and I hadn’t been going out. I decided I needed to go out, and I had seen an article in The Columbus Dispatch about his studio, and that he’d

been to Africa. I didn’t know artists or anything about art. I was maybe 36 [or] 37 at the time,” she said. “I would walk over and look in the windows. On maybe the third day he came out and invited me in. I would go over every day and just sit and talk. Finally, he said I could work for him. That’s how I got my start. I had my first exhibit there.” “For more than 50 years, Kojo Kamau’s talented photographic eye provided us a unique glimpse of Columbus neighborhoods and people, celebrities and his many travels around world,” said Tom Katzenmeyer, president and CEO of the Greater Columbus Arts Council. “We are deeply saddened to hear that Columbus has lost another extraordinary member of its arts family.” In an interview with Alive almost a year ago to the date, Kamau said, “I have always been self-motivated, and I have always been looking to see what’s going on around me.” He said that, while he did not initially consider what he was doing to be of significance to the community at large, he ultimately embraced his role as a historian. Kamau’s work is currently the featured exhibition at the National AfroAmerican Museum & Cultural Center in Wilberforce, Ohio. The retrospective, “Kojo: Eyewitness to History,” continues through May.

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Maybe I’m spoiled this time of year as a critic, or maybe beauty is just in the eye of the beholder. But amid all the year-end Oscar bait, “Collateral Beauty” stands out, and not in a good way. Boasting a cast with a combined 18 Oscar nominations and a coveted December (aka prime award contender season) release, I expected more than a 94-minute eye roll. Howard (Will Smith) is a New York advertising executive whose life is in a tailspin after he’s struck by a personal tragedy. He passes time at work in a haze, barely speaking to coworkers while building elaborate domino setups in the office for some reason. The other partners in his firm (Edward Norton, Kate Winslet, Michael Peña) are concerned that Howard’s check-out is affecting business, and he’s the lone holdout on a large offer to buy the firm. A chance meeting with Amy (Keira Knightley), an actress auditioning for a commercial at the firm, leads to two more actors (Helen Mirren, Jacob Latimore) and a truly bizarre plan. In his grief, Howard has written letters to the concepts of Love, Time and Death. Howard’s partners decide the trio

of actors should play personifications of this trio in a bizarre kind of Christmas Carol twist. Obviously, “Beauty” boasts a casts worthy of attention. What’s less obvious is how they landed this cast with a sappy, half-baked script and a sentiment that tries to be deep but comes off like a Hallmark Channel movie. Director David Frankel (“The Devil Wears Prada,” “Marley & Me”) is working from a script that strains logic and contains more side plots and loose ends than one would expect in such a short running time. Not that I wanted this movie to be any longer. That all-star cast is game for whatever, including a fair amount of comedic moments that cut against the melodrama. Smith spends most of the film brooding, and it’s hard to see Helen Mirren go to waste. Then there’s a concluding reveal that is meant to be deep and left me literally muttering profanities under my breath. Perhaps this is best thought of as agreeable adult fluff for families trying to pick a holiday movie. Against the far better offerings currently in theaters (see “Manchester by the Sea”), it’s hard to see much beauty here.

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but must they all? Who are the real cupcakes? Do you need a safe space? I’ve found that even some of my colleagues in film criticism have trouble empathizing with a female lead character. Or an LGBTQ character. Or one of color. You do realize that most of these audiences are asked to do this with pretty much every movie? One review of “Rogue One” has a critique that it lacks a strong male lead to counter its female lead. The reverse of that is true of the vast majority of movies, and we’re talking about a group that is half of the human population. So if you’re spending the weekend boycotting the new “Star Wars” flick, good on you. I suspect it will be about as successful as the boycott of the musical “Hamilton” when the weekend box office comes out. And I’ll enjoy “Rogue One” a little bit more knowing you won’t be there.

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And if seeing Nazi overtones in a villain evokes an anti-Trump message, one might want to reflect on why they think that particular shoe fits. Prior to this, “Rogue One” was lamented on the right as feminist propaganda for daring to once again have a strong female lead (Felicity Jones). It was also blasted for its ethnically diverse cast. “The Force Awakens” faced similar backlash for its lead and, gasp, a black Stormtrooper?! We could go on, from the furor over “Mad Max: Fury Road” among men who showed up for the car crashes and felt bait-and-switched into a subversively feminist message to the fanboy hissy fit over the female-led reboot of “Ghostbusters.” So I have this to say to some of my fellow white male moviegoers: Why are you such thinskinned crybabies? Most movies cater to you as the primary audience,

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Fashion designer Tom Ford’s second feature film may divide audiences with its layered narrative, but it’s worth it for the great performances alone.

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Walt Disney Animation’s latest female protagonist stars in a Polynesian tale of a teenager (voiced by Auli’i Cravalho) on a mission to save her people. It also features songs from “Hamilton” creator Lin-Manuel Miranda.

“Moonlight”

A tale told in three acts of a young African-American man’s life, this is a moving and deeply human look at life and love. One of the year’s best and so relevant now.

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“Sicario” director Denis Villeneuve delivers a thinking woman’s sci-fi movie that combines heady themes with a sense of wonder. Amy Adams stars.

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A solid ensemble comedy built around an office holiday party gone wild. It’ll scratch your comedy itch, but is never as laugh-out-loud funny as it should be.

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No, I wasn’t inebriated or at a dance club or any more deranged than I usually am. I was eating food so wildly spicy that it instigated a mind-bending experience until, like a spell suddenly breaking, the portable digital music system throbbing with Pakistani hiphop and Bollywood-influenced techno tunes crashed inside of Tandoori Grill.

By G.A. Benton PHOtOs By roB HArdin Snapping to, I quit chewing and greedily chugged cooling sips of respectable Mango Lassi ($3) — Tandoori Grill doesn’t serve alcohol (I told you I was sober). Surveying the room with renewed interest, I realized that the place’s propulsive soundtrack and fashionable, modern design belied an otherwise mom-and-pop atmosphere.

Serving about four years in the Bethel Road strip mall called Olentangy Shopping Center, Tandoori Grill is the snazzier arm of Apna Bazaar, the little Pakistani market and counter eatery to which it’s attached. If Tandoori Grill still flies under your Indian food radar, I suggest you readjust your restaurant altimeter.

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sports an unusual depth of flavor and chili heat. Moving on to more esoteric fare, Tandoori Grill’s humongous Haleem Chicken ($14) is a standout stew that’s fiery yet nuanced. The dense blend of lentils, barley, wheat and shredded chicken is slow-cooked until everything breaks down into a mass with the consistency of thick refried beans enriched with loads of ghee, a type of clarified butter. Although an earthy, heavy dish, its curry-style seasoning features leavening high notes that can be amplified by side garnishes of crispy fried onions, lemon, cilantro and diced jalapeno. Wok-cooked Karhai — I got mine with good-quality shrimp ($12) — is another outstanding dish rarely seen around town. Fresh tomatoes, tomato paste, garlic, ginger, chilies, plenty of ghee and a brilliant battery of herbs and spices create a tangy and incendiary sauce-broth with layers of flavor. This is the blazing hot, complex curry I was eating when the music stopped — so be forewarned that it has the potential to blur “bon appetit” into “bon voyage.” But if you enjoy hurtsso-good botanical heat like me, it’s a delicious vehicle for an endorphinfueled mini-vacation you can take while simply sitting at a table.

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Not all of the place’s inexpensive and delicious northern Indian and Pakistani fare is intense. For instance, the three-bite Potato Samosa ($1.15) is a pleasant-but-simple pastry filled with curried mashed potatoes. If you prefer meat and a punchier filling, pick the Chicken Samosa ($1.25). Both come with thin house raita that tastes like yogurt blended with mixed Indian pickle, and both could’ve been crisper and less oily. For a more interesting appetizer, try Tandoori Grill’s hefty version of Bun Kabab ($5). It’s a Pakistan-derived hybrid of an American hamburger and chaat — dynamically garnished subcontinent street food — that’s uncommon, spicy and irresistible. I just wish mine had been warmer and presented before my entrée arrived. Ordering the Family Platter ($22), which feeds about three hungry people, is an economic way to sample multiple courses. Crispy naan, a small salad plus fluffy basmati rice fragrant with clove, cinnamon and black peppercorn accompany three chosen kebabs — all guaranteed to be expertly seared. My terrific meat trio: mildly spicy and gingery boneless tandoori chicken with a tenderness and juiciness that indicated an extended, yogurt-based marinade; tangier, spicier and cumin-kissed reshmi chicken tikka; and, my favorite, fantastic, chili-flecked, cinnamon-scented ground lamb seekh kebab. Meatless Chana Masala ($8) is another familiar dish given a Tandoori Grill upgrade. Here, it’s huge and

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Lineage hosts the most definitive see-youlater (putting it politely) to the year with its Forget You, 2016! party. The evening is aimed at putting 2016 to bed and welcoming in 2017 on a positive note. In addition to regular menu items, the brewery will be serving specialty dishes and tapping unique beers, all supplemented by trivia, live music and a champagne toast.

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1370 E. Johnstown Rd., Gahanna The Barn’s spacious digs will play host to a New Year’s Eve prix fixe menu. On tap are dishes like scallops and braised beef, filet, red snapper and more. A visit to The Barn affords you the opportunity to sample from an extensive bourbon collection, including some crafted specifically for the restaurant. The night’s dinner also features a bourbon cranberry smash cocktail.

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901 Oak St., Olde Towne East Dubbing itself an “urban boutique winery,” Camelot Cellars relocated this year from the Short North and seems to be flourishing in the new digs. This New Year’s Eve it’ll again host an Old Hollywood masquerade ball with music, wine, food from Aloha Streatery (which took over the winery’s kitchen this year), a photo booth and more. Proceeds benefit Fashion Week Columbus.

woLF’s ridge Brewing 215 N. Fourth St., Downtown

For New Year’s Eve, Wolf’s Ridge offers a prix fixe menu priced at $55 per person. Courses range from confit pork cheeks to butternut squash soups, lamb racks to sea scallops and cheese plates to lemon tarts, all served up in a well-appointed restaurant space with plenty of house brews on hand.

wyandoTTe winery 4640 Wyandotte Dr., Gahanna

This family-run winery hosts a small celebration pairing six courses with six of its house-made wines. Pricing is $150 per couple for the event, which should be an intimate way to welcome the new year in good company — while raising a glass or two.

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Condado Tacos announced it will open a third Columbus location at 4077 Fenlon Square in Easton. The opening is aimed for May 5 of next year. Before that time, Condado will also open its first non-Columbus location in downtown Pittsburgh.

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Dayton-based Madame Delluc artisan chocolatier shop opened last week at 1643 W. Lane Ave. in the Shops on Lane Avenue.

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What the Waffle has opened in the Columbus Food Hub at 1117 Oak St., serving breakfast sandwiches and muffins weekday mornings.

Zaftig Brewing hosts its Ugly Sweater Christmas Party this Saturday, Dec. 17, from noon to 10 p.m. in the taproom. The event will feature bottle releases, specialty beer tappings, live music and food trucks.

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The Daily Growler celebrates its fouryear anniversary with four days of activity from Dec. 15-18, including specialty beers on tap and food trucks.

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Actual Brewing hosts its Funkypuss bottle release party at the taproom this Saturday, Dec. 17, from 10 a.m. to 11 p.m. The event will feature a variety of barrel-aged and sour beers on tap and in bottles, plus food trucks on site. Nicholas Dekker writes about breakfast, beer, coffee and Columbus at breakfastwithnick.com. He leads breakfast and brunch tours for Columbus Food Adventures.

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Kittie’s Cakes is opening a second location this weekend in Bexley, at 2424 E. Main St. It is attached to a new bookstore, Gramercy Books.

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When Chris and Mike Beck took over Bob’s Bar in 2001, the establishment was already a north Clintonville mainstay, so they knew they couldn’t tamper with the name. “Nobody’s coming to ‘Chris’ Bar’ [and] nobody’s coming to ‘Mike’s Bar,’” Chris Beck said. The original owner, Robert Morris, opened and operated the bar in 1978 until he became ill. “[Bob] forgot to renew his liquor license and he wasn’t paying his sales taxes, so they closed,” said Beck, who was a loyal customer of the bar, which opened around dawn, presumably to serve third-shift workers. “We paid the taxes, renewed their liquor license and then got the keys and came in … and said, ‘What the hell have we just done?’” “There were coats on chairs [and] there was money on the bar,” he continued. “It was like

they expected to open at 6 a.m. the next day except they had been closed a year.” The Beck brothers remodeled the space. They kept the shape of the 56-foot-long bar but installed wood in place of the padded railing. “Pieces of that … were cut up and put onto plaques and given out to regulars,” said General Manager Rich Good. They also added a sink, as the bar previously only had one. “I don’t know what they did for washing glasses [and I] don’t want to know,” Beck said. Jim Beatty, one of the Becks’ first managers, led the charge in upgrading the bar’s beer selection, which was somewhat limited. “When we bought Bob’s they had three taps,” Beck said. “It was Busch, Busch and Busch.” “I know when I started here nine years ago, [Beatty]’s quote was, ‘No domestics on tap, no pitchers and no NASCAR on the TV,’” Good said.

“We just started realizing that people really do like different kinds of craft beers, and nobody was doing it yet,” Beck said. “So we just kept getting better beers and rare beers.” Those rare beers are especially prominent during the bar’s Extravaganza event each February. Among other offerings, patrons can expect cask-conditioned beers like Columbus Brewing Co.’s Bodhi mixed with fruit flavors like pineapple and mango. “We work really hard to really make that the best tap list in the city each year,” Good said. Bob’s Bar’s status as one of the “best sports bars in America” has required significantly less effort; Maxim magazine unexpectedly bestowed the honor upon the bar in 2011. “[It] kinda cracks us up ’cause we’re like, ‘We’re a beer bar; we’re not a sports bar,’” Beck said. But Bob’s Bar does claim to be “the cultural hub of the Midwest.” “We’re just a melting pot of the Midwest,” Beck said. “You could be the CEO of a brewery or you could be a construction worker and it doesn’t matter; everybody’s welcome. … That’s what it means to me.”

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• Winston Hytwr tape

release at Café Bourbon St. • Jeezy at the Live Entertainment Center • Master Servos tape release at Ace of Cups • Seun Kuti & Egypt 80 at Alrosa Villa

• Figgyfest at Ace of Cups

• Earth Night featuring

Papadosio at Express Live • The Floorwalkers at Rumba Café • Like Moths to Flames at Park Street Saloon

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Woodlands Tavern • The Ark Band at A&R Music Bar • Jonny Craig at Double Happiness

25 • Young Dolph

Christmas Takeover at Live Entertainment Center

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21 Bourbon St. • The Shindig at Skully’s Music-Diner • Tree of Snakes and friends at Ace of Cups • Deep Space Comedy at Spacebar

28 • Dubble Trubble

Soundsystem at Ace of Cups • Skashank Redemption at Big Room Bar

22 • Young Addults at Big

Room Bar • The Woosley Band covers Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks at Rumba Café • Club Happy at Double Happiness • The Fours at Café Bourbon St.

29 • Sunrise Reset at Big

Room Bar • Trans-Siberian Orchestra at Nationwide Arena • Harlem Globetrotters at the Schottenstein Center

23 • Watershed and

Paranoid Lovesick at Ace of Cups • Jesse Henry and Friends cover Tom Petty’s Wildflowers at Rumba Café • Jungle Happiness at Double Happiness • Annie Brobst at Woodlands Tavern

30 • Guided by Voices

Appreciation Night at Big Room Bar • Bridesmaid at the Summit • Heel Turn Records showcase at Double Happiness • Choir Boy, Time & Temperature and Hytwr at Café Bourbon St.

24 • Iconoclash! at Ace of Cups

31 • Zoo Trippin’, Cadaver Dogs and the Worn Flints at A&R Music Bar • The Up All Nights at Spacebar • The Deeptones at Rumba Café • New Thousand at Woodlands Tavern

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the Relentless Mules, Great bluegrass. Free. the Rambling House Brewery, 310 E. Hudson st., Old North.

string theory, an acoustic Classic Rock Quartet taking Central Ohio by storm with their amazing harmonies and soaring vocals. Free. 7-10 p.m. Caribbean Jerks, 1262 E. Powell Rd., Lewis Center. seun Kuti and Egypt 80, From Nigeria, afro Beat musical artist seun Kuti and his band Egypt 80. (sean Kuti is the son of the legendary Fela Kuti. Egypt 80 was Fela Kuti’s backing band from the 1980s.) this show will also feature the DJ sounds from Roots High Power, Funke and Cool Hand Luke. $20/$25. 9 p.m. alrosa Villa, 5055 sinclair Rd., North side. Fox N Hounds, Picture a traditional bluegrass ensemble pickin’ away in the moonlight. instead of boys from the mountains of Virginia, picture a band of gypsies from all walks of musical life. $5 9 p.m. the Rambling House Brewery, 310 E. Hudson st., Old North.

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Happy Hour with Acoustic Avalanche, Jeremy Gibson (vocals and guitar) and thomas adams from the Hocking River string Band (vocals, mandolin, fiddle) will entertain you acoustic style. Free. 6 p.m. the Rambling House Brewery, 310 E. Hudson st., Old North.

Digisaurus with the Odds of Being Born, Cherry Chrome, $10-$12. 7 p.m. a&R Music Bar, 391 Neil ave., arena District.

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PJ North w/Jacey J and more, opening artists: Jae Williams Jupiter Gray trey B. $13. 6:30 p.m. the Basement, 391 Neil ave., arena District.

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Blitzmas 2016 featuring Pop Evil, Red sun Rising, Bobaflex and Citizen Zero, Melodic postgrunge outfit Pop Evil formed in Grand Rapids, Michigan in 2001. the band developed a sound and performance style that took cues from the likes of Kiss, soundgarden, and Pearl Jam that aptly put them right in line with popular modern rock acts such as Crossfade, shinedown, and Puddle of Mudd. Up (2015), their fifth album, was considered by the band members to be their best release. Red sun Rising is a powerful, melodic hard rock band combining a forceful guitar attack with emotional, anthemic vocals, formed in akron, Ohio by vocalist and guitarist Mike Protich and guitarist Ryan Williams. Bobaflex is known as one of the hardest working bands in the country. Renowned for their high energy, live shows and relentless touring the band was formed in 1998 by brothers shaun and Marty McCoy. $25. 6 p.m. Express Live, 405 Neil ave., arena District.

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BsE with t-WHYZ3, Prim, Prodigy X & more, $10-$15. 6:30 p.m. Newport Music Hall, 1722 N. High st., Campus.

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Earth Night Winter 2016 featuring Papadosio, Falling somewhere between rock, jazz, and electronic mayhem we find space rock. this is a genre that is not readily defined, and is a state of mind as much as it could be considered a genre. these range frequencies are where Papadosio tends to spend their time, sometimes dining in

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Whiskey Maggie, Whiskey Maggie is an energetic and entertaining pseudo-traditional irish lineup. if youâ€™re looking for a sit-down, high-brow irish music experience, you wonâ€™t find it here; these guys are all about drinking, joking, and singing along (often in that order). $5. 9 p.m. the Rambling House Brewery, 310 E. Hudson st., Old North. Bob Ras, Live at Park street tavern. 10 p.m. to 11:59 p.m. Dec. 17. Park street saloon, 525 Park street, Columbus

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deep space, and other times snacking right on your front Porch. Papadosio strives to create music that is strangely familiar, and calls all walks of humanity to bask in a unique experience celebrating the one constant in an ever changing world: music. Join Papadosio in an effort to create, augment, and rejoice in the universal language of music. Most importantly, have a good time. $25-$30. 8 p.m. Express Live, 405 Neil Ave., Arena District.

EVENts sunrise Meditation at Dharma House Columbus, Join us for sunrise meditation as we connect with the breath and that inner foundation that is the source of pure freedom. All levels welcome. suggested

donation is $5-$10. 7 a.m. Dharma House Columbus, 1970 W. Dublin-Granville Rd., Linworth. Holiday lunchbox, As the companion to Holiday Hoopla, the Holiday Lunchbox is a 45-minute stocking stuffer filled with hilarious sketches and rockinâ€™ tunes from shadowbox Liveâ€™s twenty-five year Hoopla history. Closing out

SUNDAY Old time Jam, Bring your fiddle and guitars. 7 p.m. the Rambling House Brewery, 310 E. Hudson st., Old North. the Ark Band, Opening artist: the turkish Royals. $`10. 7 p.m. A&R Music Bar, 391 Neil Ave., Arena District.

TUESDAY Ryan smith, singer-songwriter/Acoustic/Americana. All Ages. Free. 7-9 p.m. the Kitchen, 231 E. Livingston Ave., Downtown.

WEDNESDAY Jazz Wednesday, Best listening venue in Columbus with local and touring jazz groups rotating every week. Free. 8-11 p.m. Brothers Drake Meadery, 26 E. 5th Ave., short North.

with the hysterical musical act the snow Bunnies, the Holiday Lunchbox is guaranteed to chase those Holiday blues away. $10. 1 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District. Crime scene investigator Escape Room, Mysteries surrounding the murder of a renowned journalist have left investigators puzzled. Your specialized team of crime scene investigators has been called in to analyze the crime scene. Do you have what it takes to solve this murder, find the motive, and the killer, you and your team of investigators will have 60 minutes to unravel clues, collect evidence, solve puzzles and close the case for good. You and your friends will

Excesss trivia, Join sister Christen every thursday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Kindred artisan ales, 505 Morrison Rd., Gahanna.

sunrise Meditation at Dharma House Columbus, see thursday listing for information. 7 a.m. Dharma House Columbus, 1970 W. Dublin-Granville Rd., Linworth.

Holiday Hoopla, shadowbox Live’s longest running show, Holiday Hoopla has been entertaining audiences for a quarter of a century and has become a Columbus holiday tradition. $20-$55. 7:30 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District.

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Mad Mad Men, swinging’ Holiday show with Mark Frye & tony Alfano, Mark Frye and tony alfano are the Mad Mad Men, and have brought this Holiday show to the McConnell arts Cen-

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singo, Music Bingo and fun for everyone. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. submarine House, 2459 Hilliard Rome Rd., Hilliard.

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Herbal tea Circle, Join us for an informal evening of tea and herbal discussion. We will sample a featured tea or blend, and enjoy light refreshment with an herbal twist, spending the hour discussing whatever herbal topics the group is interested in. tea circle will meet on the third thursday of each month. $7. 7-8 p.m. Ohio Herb Education Center, 110 Mill st., Gahanna.

Excesss trivia, Join Joc Jux every thursday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 8-10 p.m. Hounddog’s Pizza, 2657 N. High st, Campus.

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Excesss trivia, Join Fat Man every thursday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 8-10 p.m. Donerick’s Pub House, 6935 E Broad st., East side.

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Grand illumination lights, Celebrate the season in downtown Columbus’ winter wonderland. Visitors can stroll along the illuminated scioto Mile to Bicentennial Park to enjoy a stunning holiday light display. the scioto Mile features over 200,000 holiday lights, as well as dynamic seasonal imagery projected onto the scioto Mile Fountain to create a one-of-a-kind visual experience. stop in Milestone 229 to warm up with a hot beverage and dinner while enjoying a panoramic view of the park and downtown skyline. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown.

ter for five years in a row. Playing hits from the great american song book as well as Holiday faves from the early 1960’s, these talented and seasoned members of the well-known Phil Dirt and the Dozers band are sure to turn out another memorable show. $15. 8-10 p.m. McConnell arts Center of Worthington, 777 Evening st., Worthington.

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self-Care and the Holidays, Please join suzi Rutti, LisW-s for a two-hour Wellness Workshop focused on taking care of ourselves during one of the busiest times of the year. As a participant, you will complete a self-care inventory, receive support identifying personal goals and challenges, and gain strategies to nurture your needs. $45. 10 a.m.-noon. suzanne M. Rutti, LisW-s, 1200 W. 5th Ave., Grandview. semicolon tattoo Fundraiser for l.O.s.s., Join Woman’s Life Chapter 809 as we raise awareness for suicide prevention at our semicolon fundraiser for LOss (Local Outreach for suicide survivors). You can schedule your semicolon tattoo at Black sheep tattoo stu-

dio, where the artist has offered to donate half of the tattoo proceeds to the local non-profit LOss. the semicolon Project is all about inspiring individuals with addiction, mental illness, and other issues; to let them know their story isn’t over yet. $40. 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Black sheep tattoo, 2516 scarborough square, East side. Central Ohio Model train Club Christmas time Open House, COMRC will host its 4th annual Christmas time Open House. Noon-4 p.m. Central Ohio Model Railroad Club, 6471 Proprietors Rd., Worthington. Free intro to Guitar Class, is Grandpas old guitar gathering dust in the closet? Maybe you received one as a gift and just havent got around to learning to play it yet? this is a great opportunity to get started. All ages are welcome, but children under 10 should be accompanied by an adult. the class will be about an hour long. Free. 1 p.m. Whitney and Ventola Music studios, 3528 N. High st., Clintonville. Crime scene investigator Escape Room, see thursday listing for information. $18. 2-11 p.m. Lockdown Columbus Escape Room, 1625 Bethel Rd., Northwest side. Grand illumination lights, see thursday listing for information. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown.

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tion of proceeds will benefit local non-profit, Charity Newsies. $3. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. st. Agatha’s Parish Hall, 1860 Northam Rd., Upper Arlington. Uptown scrooge, A new holiday tradition will hit the streets of historic Uptown Westerville. Presented by Good Medicine Productions and the Westerville Uptown Merchants Association (WUMA), this interactive walking tour performance of “A Christmas Carol” will take audience members on scrooge’s journey, with plenty of laughter, drama and surprises along the way. Guided through the charming streets and unique shops of Uptown by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future, audiences will enjoy the magic of Dickens’ classic tale like never before. the show is suitable for ages 5 and up. $10. 1-2:30 p.m. st. Matthew’s Episcopal House, 23 E. College Ave., Westerville. OGP: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, they had so much fun last year, OGP decided to perform the holiday classic again this year in the cozy confines of their mother company MadLab with all proceeds benefiting the Mid Ohio Food Bank. Directed by stephen Woosley Cast Rudolph: Blake Litteral Hermy: stephen Woosley sam: tay Lane santa: Peter Graybeal Mrs. Claus: Randi Morgan Yukon Cornelius: John Kuhn Elf Boss: Jerome Wetzel Mr. Donner: Jessica Gibson Ms. Donner: Amanda iman Clarice: Kyle Jepson Comet: taylor Davis Fireball: Alanna G. Rex Clarice’s father: Mary sink Charlie in the Box/Bumble: scott Wilson King Moonraser: Keith Jackson Dollie: Becky Horseman (saturday) Colleen Dunne(sunday) Elf/Reindeer/ misfit toys: Colleen Dunne/ Michelle Hanson/Casey May Accompanist: Becky Horseman. $5. 5 p.m. MadLab, 227 N. 3rd st., Downtown.

Crime scene investigator Escape Room, see thursday listing for information. $18. 2-11 p.m. Lockdown Columbus Escape Room, 1625 Bethel Rd., Northwest side. Pup Pics with santa, Bring your pup to the Bark & Co

ARt EVENts Uptown scrooge, see saturday listing for information. 1-2:30 p.m. st. Matthew’s Episcopal House, 23 E. College ave., Westerville. OGP: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, see saturday listing for information. 5 p.m. MadLab, 227 N. 3rd st., Downtown.

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Grand illumination lights, see thursday listing for information. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown.

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the Ooh-la-las Varietease Burlesque, sick of Xmas? Lucky you! this is not a holiday show. Get cozy with the Ooh-LaLas Burlesque and the trulie awesome show for a night of winter wonders. this talentpacked show is sure to leave you begging for more! show is 18+. $5/$7. 8 p.m. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

Brittany’s Beauty Box Holiday Pop Up and launch Party, Looking for last minute gifts or New Year’s Eve outfits? Brittany’s Beauty Box Mobile Fashion truck is a unique shopping experience specializing in clothing, jewelry, and accessories for busy women. this pop-up and mobile boutique launch will include a champagne toast and loads of discounts. Free. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. CopiousNotes, 520 s. High st, Brewery District.

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Pawffice for santa pics, paw ornaments, and cheer and merriment for all. We will have fun surprises for you and your pup, so don’t miss out. $15 for one pup, $25 for two. 2-4 p.m. BarkBox Office, 445 N. High st., Downtown.

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Christmas with No Promises, sing in the Christmas season with the breathtaking harmonizations of the No Promises vocal band. Comprised of allstar vocalists from across the state, the men of No Promises introduce their new Christmas album and offer an unforgettable evening of sacred and secular holiday favorites, along with pop tunes by stevie Wonder and Huey Lewis and the News. Featuring special guest and Fior angelico vocalist John schlabach. Free. a freewill offering will be accepted. 7:30 p.m. st Mark’s Episcopal Church, 2151 Dorset Rd., Upper arlington.

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MONDAY EVENts sunrise Meditation at Dharma House Columbus, see thursday listing for information. 7 a.m. Dharma House Columbus, 1970 W. DublinGranville Rd., Linworth. Holiday lunchbox, see thursday listing for information. 1 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District. Crime scene investigator Escape Room, see thursday listing for information. $18. 2-11 p.m. Lockdown Columbus Escape Room, 1625 Bethel Rd., Northwest side.

Grand illumination lights, see thursday listing for information. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown. Free Reiki Clinic, Facilitator: Kelly Bisson, Reiki Master if you have yet to try Reiki, or are familiar with its many healthful benefits but are short of funds for a full treatment, our Free Reiki Clinic is for you. Each person will receive 15-20 minutes of healing Reiki energy from one of our advanced level practitioners during our Free Reiki Clinic. Free. 6 p.m. the Reiki Center, 1540 W. 5th Ave., Grandview. Beginner Viennese Waltz, All levels of dance experience are welcome for this 45-minute

class. No partner necessary. $20. 7 p.m. Danceville U.s.A., 47 E. Lincoln st., short North.

NiGHtliFE/ ENtERtAiNMENt Excesss trivia Multiple Choice Meltdown, Join Carl Chimebuzzer every Monday for four rounds of free-to-play, multiple choice buzzer trivia, featuring unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 6-8 p.m. india Oak Grill, 590 Oakland Park Ave., Clintonville. Excesss trivia, Join the Big Cheese every Monday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s

winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Julep, 1014 N. High st., short North. Excesss trivia, Join the Anchor every Monday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Old North Arcade, 2591 N. High st., Old North. trivia Goodness, trivia Goodness is six rounds of familyfriendly trivia for your earholes. Free. 7-9 p.m. Yabo’s tacos, 3051 Northwest Blvd., Upper Arlington. Holiday Hoopla, see thursday listing for information. 7:30 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District. Nerd Night, 8 p.m. Ohio’s only nerd theme night featuring comics, anime, sci-fi, nerdcore music & fantasy. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

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Excesss trivia, Join Quizzie McGuire every Monday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 9-11 p.m. the Crest Gastropub, 2855 indianola Ave., Clintonville.

trivia at Mikey’ late-Night slice, 9-11 p.m. Mikey’s Late Night slice, 268 s. 4th st., Downtown.

Excesss trivia, Join the Quiz Whiz Kid every Monday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m.-midnight. Fourth street Bar and Grill, 1810 N. Fourth st., Columbus.

TUESDAY EVENts Holiday lunchbox, see thursday listing for information. 1 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District. Crime scene investigator Escape Room, see thursday listing for information. $18. 2-11 p.m. Lockdown Columbus Escape Room, 1625 Bethel Rd., Northwest side. Grand illumination lights, see thursday listing for information. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown. Baila Rico salsa tuesdays, Next Level Dance Academy invites you to enjoy our new salsa social every tuesday at the Boat House at Confluence Park with a fun, energy-packed atmosphere and the best Latin dance music. there will be a salsa lesson for all levels, delicious food and of course, the best dancing in town featuring the latest salsa, Bachata, Chacha, Kizomba and Zouk. the

Boat House has plenty of free parking and a spacious dance floor with a breathtaking view of the Columbus skyline. Whether you are an experienced dancer, a beginner or just want to socialize, you will enjoy Baila Rico salsa tuesdays. Free. 7 p.m. the Boat House Restaurant at Confluence Park, 679 W. spring st., Downtown. Beginner Hustle, All levels of dance experience are welcome for this 45-minute class. No partner necessary. $20. 7 p.m. Danceville U.s.A., 47 E. Lincoln st., short North. Writing Wrong Poetry, Welcome to Writing Wrongs Poetry slam. Every tuesday at 8pm, we are rockin’ it at Ruby tuesday. Whether it be open mic, slam or features from around the country, you’ll definitely leave inspired. $5. 7-10 p.m. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

NiGHtliFE/ ENtERtAiNMENt Holiday Hoopla, see thursday listing for information. 7:30 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District. Excesss trivia, Join the Mad Mentalist every tuesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m.-midnight. Bernard’s tavern, 630 N. High st., short North.

sunrise Meditation at Dharma House Columbus, see thursday listing for information. 7 a.m. Dharma House Columbus, 1970 W. DublinGranville Rd., Linworth. Holiday lunchbox, see thursday listing for information. 1 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District.

Micdrop Open stage @ the Public House, all performers welcome: music, comedy, spoken word and more. Free. 7-9 p.m. tatoheads Public House, 1297 Parsons ave., Merion Village.

Crime scene investigator Escape Room, see thursday listing for information. $18. 2-11 p.m. Lockdown Columbus Escape Room, 1625 Bethel Rd., Northwest side.

singo, Music Bingo and fun for everyone. Free. 7-9 p.m. Yabo’s tacos, 4046 W. Powell Road, Powell.

Grand illumination lights, see thursday listing for information. 5-11 p.m. the scioto Mile, south Civic Center Dr., Downtown.

trivia Goodness, six rounds of pop culture trivia for your earholes. Free. 7-9 p.m. submarine House, 2459 Hilliard Rome Rd., Hilliard.

singo, Music Bingo and fun for everyone. Free. 8-10 p.m. Hadley’s Bar + Kitchen, 260 s. 4th st., Downtown.

singo, Music Bingo and fun for everyone. Free. 8-10 p.m. Hadley’s Bar + Kitchen, 260 s. 4th st., Downtown. Excesss trivia, Join the Wizard every Wednesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 9-11 p.m. Cbus sports Pub, 2280 Henderson Rd., Northwest side.

Excesss trivia, Join the anchor every Wednesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Mellow Mushroom, 2170 Polaris Pkwy., Polaris.

Excesss trivia, Join the Mad mentalist every Wednesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 9-11 p.m. Oddfellows Liquor Bar, 1038 N. High st., short North.

Holiday Hoopla, see thursday listing for information. 7:30 p.m. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., Brewery District.

trivioke, Jeopardy style trivia with a twist, you lose, you sing. Free. 10 p.m. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

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Ohio Craft Museum Children’s Gift-Making Workshop, in this half-day workshop, children in grades 1-6 will create

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Excesss trivia, Join the Fat Man every Wednesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Massey’s Pizza sports Bar & Wings, 4015 Parkmead Dr., Grove City.

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Advanced West Coast swing, all levels of dance experience are welcome for this 45-minute class. No partner necessary. $20. 7 p.m. Danceville U.s.a., 47 E. Lincoln st., short North.

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Excesss trivia, Join Moss Rabbit every tuesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m. the shrunken Head, 251 W. Fifth ave., Grandview.

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two projects suitable for gift giving, using a variety of materials, complete with gift wrapping. What are they making? it’s a surprise! this offers parents time to run last-minute holiday errands and visit our upstairs gallery, where you’ll find unique, handmade items in our holiday exhibition, Gifts of the Craftsmen. the same projects will be created in all four workshops. $25. 1:304:30 p.m. Ohio Craft Museum, 1665 W. Fifth ave., Grandview.

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Excesss trivia, Join Harry the Horrible every tuesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 8:30-10 p.m. North City tavern, 46 Dillmont Dr., North side.

free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m. Ethyl & tank, 19 E. 13th ave., Campus.

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Excesss trivia, Join the Fat Man every tuesday for four rounds of free-to-play buzzer trivia, with unlimited team sizes and great prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m.-midnight. Finnegan’s Wake, 841 Hill Rd. N, Pickerington.

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Art Access Gallery. Landscapes by Perry Brown and Joseph Lombardo, Conference Room: Sharon Dougherty. Close date tBD. 540 s Drexel Ave., Bexley. 614-338-8325. artaccessgallery.com.

Columbus Museum of Art. The Sun Placed in the Abyss. through Jan. 8, 2017. Bodies@Work. through June 18, 2017. Thomas Cole: The Artist as Architect. through Feb. 12, 2017. Think Outside the Brick: The Creative Art of LEGO. through Feb. 26, 2017. Ronald Wimberly Graphic Novelist Residency Exhibition. through Feb. 19, 2017. Aminah Robinson Presidential Suite. Close date tBD. 480 E. Broad st., Downtown. 614-221-4848. columbusmuseum.org.

Otterbein University Fisher Gallery. Sonabai: Another Way of Seeing. through Dec. 22. Roush Hall, 27 s. Grove st., Westerville. 614-823-1792. Frank Museum of Art. 614-818-9716. otterbein.edu.

Columbus Cultural Arts Center. Colecci`on Plaza: Ohio Watercolor Society. through Dec. 31. 139 W. Main st., Downtown. 6146457047. culturalartscenteronline.org.

Swingin’ in the New Year with Byron Stripling

Fresh A.i.R. Gallery. Revealed. through Jan. 13, 2017. 131 N. High st., Downtown. 614-744-8110. southeastinc.com/fresh_air.php.

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Glass Axis. Off Axis: Portraits in Stained Glass by Joseph Cavalieri. through Dec. 31. 614-291-4250. glassaxis.org.

Harlem Globetrotters Thursday, December 29 Schottenstein Center

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Through January 1 Columbus Zoo and Aquarium

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Ohio Craft Museum. Gifts of the Craftsmen. through Dec. 23. 1665 W. Fifth Ave., Grandview. 614-486-7119. ohiocraft.org. OsU Urban Arts space. CYA L8@: dana Lynn Harper and Claire Smith. OSU BFA Senior Projects. Both through Dec. 17. 50 W. town st., Downtown. 614-292-4063. uas.osu.edu.

TICKETS AND A TOUR MERCHANDISE PACK. Lincoln Theatre

Ohio Arts Council Riffe Gallery. Watercolor Ohio 2016: 39th Annual Juried Exhibition. through Jan. 7, 2017. 77 s. High st., Downtown. 614-644-9624. oac.state.oh.us/riffe.

Columbus College of Art and Design. Roxy Paine: Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor. through March 10, 2017. Beeler Gallery, 60 Cleveland Ave., Discovery District. 614-224-9101. beelergallery.com.

Franklin Park Conservatory and Botanical Gardens. Merry & Bright. through Jan. 1, 2017. 1777 E. Broad st., Near East side. 614-715-8000. fpconservatory.org.

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Angela Meleca Gallery. Robert Buck: Exposure. through Dec. 24. 144 E. state st., Downtown. 614340-6997. angelamelecagallery.com.

Hammond Harkins Galleries. Small & Wonderful. through Jan. 8, 2017. 641 N. High st., short North. 614-238-3000. hammondharkins.com. Highline Coffee Art space. Small Works Exhibit. Close date tBD. 691 High st, Worthington. 614992-2899. highlinecoffeeco.com. Keny Galleries. Stephen Pentak: The Meditative Landscape and Carol Snyder: Light and the Landscape. through Dec. 29. 30 E. Beck st., German Village. 614-464-1228. kenygalleries.com. lindsay Gallery. December Group Show featuring: Steve Ehret, Joey Monsoon, Amber Groome, Ashley D. Pierce, Meghan Willis. Close date tBD. 986 N. High st., short North. 614-291-1973. lindsaygallery.com. Ohio Art league X space. Thumb Box. through Jan. 27, 2017. 400 W. Rich st., Franklinton. 614-2998225. oal.org/xspace.

Peggy R. McConnell Arts Center. Art & Soul: An Intimate Portrait by Joe Anastasi and Friends in Life - Friends in Art Richard Clem, John Daniels, Angela Gage, Carolyn Heffelfinger, Mary Holobaugh, Karen LaValley, and Maria White. Both through Dec. 31. 777 Evening st., Worthington. 614-431-0329. mcconnellarts.org. Pizzuti Collection. Cuban Forever Revisited. through Dec. 31. 632 N. Park st., short North. 614280-4004. pizzuticollection.org. ROY G BiV Gallery. Small Works Exhibition. through Dec. 28. 997 N. High st., short North. 614-2977694. roygbivgallery.org. sean Christopher Gallery. Blake Turner’s Manifesto Library. through Jan. 28, 2017. 815 N. High st., short North. 614-291-5890. sharon Weiss Gallery. Rick Akers: Works in Oil and Pastel. through Dec. 31. 20 E. Lincoln st., short North. 614-291-5683. sharonweissgallery.com. sherrie Gallerie. Laine Bachman. through Jan. 8, 2017. 694 N. High st., short North. 614-2218580. sherriegallerie.com. studios on High Gallery. Small Works, Small Treasures. through Dec. 31. 686 N. High st., short North. 614-461-6487. studiosonhigh.com. Vanderelli Room. Timeless Treasures: Creative Women of Color. Close date tBD. 218 McDowell st., Franklinton. 614-403-4689. thevanderelliroom.com. Wehrle Gallery at Ohio Dominican University. Todd Camp: New Works in Mixed Media. through Jan. 8, 2017. 1216 sunbury Road, North side. (614) 251-4612. ohiodominican.edu. Wexner Center for the Arts. Leap Before You Look: Black Mountain College 1933-1957. through Jan. 1, 2017. 614-292-3535. wexarts.org. Wild Goose Creative. Wild Artists Homecoming. Close date tBD. 2491 summit st., Campus. 614859-94534. wildgoosecreative.org.

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Public Auction-Machine Shop Load Cell & Pressure Transducer Mfg. Sensorwerks 4097 Leap Rd., Hilliard (Columbus) Ohio Tuesday, December 6, 10:00 am Inspection: Monday, December 5, 9-4 Featuring: Haas SL-20T CNC Turning Center Haas SL-10 CNC Turning Center MHP 20 CNC Vertical Machining Center Kalmar 2,750 Lb. Fork Lift Enerpac 75 Ton H-Frame Hyd. Shop Press Eisele Cold Saw*Jetline Auto. Welder Grinders*Saws*Support Items Tooling and Machine Accessories

RARE COIN AUCTION Sat. Dec. 10, 10:30am 224 S. High, Lancaster,Oh Silver $, Gold, Certified, Rare, & Key Date Coins, Proof & Mint Sets List available from L. Wilson, Autioneer 740 653 8101

Musical Instruments Model 5 Baldwin Electronic Organ (Serial #2368) Free to anyone who will haul it away. Organ intact with full pedal keyboard/cabinet in good shape. YOU’VE READ THE PAPER YOU’VE READ THE SPORTS PAGE AND YOU’VE READ THE COMICS THINK YOU’RE DONE WITH THE PAPER?...READ THE CLASSIFIED SECTION YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’LL FIND

Lost German Flag From WWII on 11/24 approx. 4000 block of Zuber Rd. G.C., OH. Very sentimental. Offering reward for return. Please call 614-863-3765

Information St. Jude’s Novena "May the Sacred Heart of Jesus be adored, glorified, loved and preserved throughout the world now and forever. Sacred Heart of Jesus pray for us. St. Jude, worker of miracles, pray for us. St. Jude, helper of the hopeless, hear our prayers." Say this prayer 9 times a day. By the ninth day, your prayer will be answered. It has never been known to fail. Publication must be promised. Thank you St. Jude. St. Jude grant us peace. C.R.

Buying a car? Check Today’s Classified Section For a Good Buy

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Miscellaneous for Sale ATTN: WANTED U.S. & FOREIGN COINS & ESTATE JEWELRY

**WE PAY PREMIUM PRICES ON ESTATE JEWELRY WE ALSO BUY: STAMPS, OLD LETTERS, COMPLETE ESTATES, TOYS & SO MUCH MORE!!

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Steve Lawrenz, your Local & Trusted Dealer 5303 N. High St 43214 614-436-2042 GRANITE: FOR PATIOS, BENCHES, WALKS, BOULDERS, TOP SOIL. PAVERS: ANTIQUE STREET BRICKS 614-882-0800 SEASONED FIREWOOD for Sale, delivery in Columbus & surrounding areas. $150/truckload, $20 extra for stacking. Call Jason 614-588-3202. Sunday Shopping at the Vue. 12/11 12:00-3:0095 Liberty StreetLularoe and other vendors.

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Dispose of your unwanted firearms to a Federally Licensed Firearm Dealer. We buy any and all guns and gun related items in any condition, one gun or entire collections.

VISIT buyguns-sellguns.com or call 614-332-2253 for more information

BRUNER LAND COMPANY, INC. (614) 565-5666 www.brunerland.com "Owner Financing" FRANKLIN CO: Great 9+ acres, $99,900. Only 15 miles to downtown! BRUNER LAND COMPANY, INC. (614) 565-5666 www.brunerland.com "Owner Financing" FRANKLIN CO: Super 1+ ac, backs to stream $34,900 HUNTERS-5% Off all lots in Lawrence + Scioto Co. 30 acres NOW $24,500, 14 acres $14,900 or 39 acres $53,900! – Many more @ www.brunerland.com or 740-441-1492, we finance! NORTHLAND AREA Well maintained 2BR, 2BA ranch condo with attached garage. Water & exterior maintenance included in condo fees. Access to clubhouse. Easy living. Call 614-296-3272.

We Buy Houses No realtor fees, Cash offer in minutes 614-845-0999 ext. 505 www.SellHouseColumbus.com

Comm. and Invest. RETAIL, MEDICAL, OFFICE SPACE: I-270 & Cleveland. 1080 to 5255 SF. Rt. 256 Pickerington 1240 to 5255 SF Ind. Land Rt. 161 & Rt. 3. Build to suit, Indus, WHS Reiner Realty 614-882-0800

NEWARK/GRANVILLE AREA

3200 & 3500 SF highly visible retail locations for lease on W. Church St. Call 614-545-6222. www.hadler.com

OFFICE SPACE AVAILABLE I-70 AND HAMILTON RD. $300 AND UP 300-2000 SQ/FT. UTILITIES INCLUDED CALL MIKE TODAY! (614)501-4444

EAST - 1800 sq. ft. Warehouse/ Office $575/mo. I-70/270 Area. Call 614-588-5061

Office Desk SpaceEXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING

Suites available from 300 to 2550 SF in the WesBanco Building at 2000 W. Henderson Rd. Free parking, adjacent to Upper Arlington, close to OSU, & 15 minutes to downtown on Rt. 315. Contact Stacie Warren or Brad Koniewich at 614545-6222, or email: swarren@hadler.com or brad@hadler.com. www.Hadler.com

Rental Living 3333 W. Broad St- 1BR Apts.

$435/mo & up. Open T/TH 3-5:30. 614-875-0076 NEED A RIDE? Alive has hundreds-even thousands-of private and dealer autos advertised for sale. See our classifieds before you buy.

DUBLIN SCHOOLS

2BR, 1.5BA, FINISHED REC ROOM, $875/MO. + DEP. CREDIT CHECK REQ’D. 614-390-7880 AVAIL. NOW! Dublin Schools. 2 story Single family home on over 1 acre lot, 4BR, 2.5ba, 2 car garage. Avail now. 1 pet allowed. $1500/mo. Call 614-203-6925. Dublin Schools- 6280 Cherylbrook Dr, 2 Sty, 2BR, 1.5 ba, $695/mo. Call 614 855 2392. EAST-Large 3BR, 1.5Ba, full bsmt, no pets. Sec 8 ok. $650/mo. 368 S. Napoleon. 614-70-8966 GRANDVIEW TWIN SINGLE 2BR/1BA, new kitchen w/ granite counters, all new SS appls. & hardwood flrs., A/C. Fenced yard w/ patio & garage. $1,100/mo. No pets. 330-774-4718 Grove City Rd. Meadow Park Apts, 2BR, fully carpeted, A/C, Laundromat. 878-6615

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Spacious 1 & 2 BR Apts. 614-875-0076 Grove City Spacious 1 & 2 BR, lofted ceilings, appls, C/A, patios & carports, on Parkmead Dr. 878-6615 GROVEPORT SCHOOLS 2826 VALCOUR CT. 3BR, 1.5BA, 4 level split, 3 season room, 2 car attached garage, deck, $1,065/mo. Call Mike at 614-868-8358

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3 & 4 BR Homes, 5 avail, starting at $1325/month. NO Sect 8. Low down, Bad credit OK, 614-434-8406, www.HomesByAW.com LOOKING FOR A PERSON to live with me in my home to share the bills and to care for me/disabled. References. required. Must be reliable & clean. Prefer female. Call 614-966-5810 ask for Don.

NEW YORKER TOWNHOMES

787 Thurber Dr. near Victorian Village 2BR Apartments

MOVE IN SPECIAL ½ Off Sec. Deposit & ½ Off 1st Full Months Rent.

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Equal Housing Opportunity You’ve read the news, you’ve read the sports page and you’ve read the comics...think you’re done with the paper? Read the Classified section, you never know what you’ll find.

Now Accepting Applications for our one and two bedroom apartment waiting lists. Persons who are 62 years of age or older or 18 years of age or older who have a need for a wheelchair accessible apartment are eligible to apply. Apartments are available under HUD’s subsidized program & income limits apply. Please call SETON SQUARE NORTH at 614-451-1995 between 10AM - 3PM, Mon. - Fri. for an appointment or for additional information. TTY Ohio Relay Service 1-800-750-0750.

Remodeled West Duplex. 3 BR, 1 BA, basement, private yard/parking. $600 per month rent, $600 security deposit. App. fee required. 614 598-3913 or 614 384-6238

RENT or LEASE/PURCH.

3 & 4 BR Homes, 5 avail, starting at $1325/month. NO Sect 8. Low down, Bad credit OK, 614-434-8406, www.HomesByAW.com

Rent To Own or Lease 2-4 Bedrooms, starting at $750 Bad credit OK, 614-664-7994 www.Cbus4Rent.com

RIVERLODGE APARTMENTS

Convenient Clintonville Neighborhood 360 Broad Meadows Blvd. 1BR- 2BR- 3BR Apartments

MOVE IN SPECIAL ½ Off Sec. Deposit & ½ Off 1st Full Months Rent. NEWLY RENOVATED UNITS

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614-846-1243 Equal Housing Opportunity

Southeast Near Childrens Hospital Within minutes of downtown. Furnished room, no utilities. Clean, washer/dryer included $380 month + $100 deposit. On busline, fenced backyard. Call 614-515-9502

Stop Renting!

We can get u approved, we have all redone homes, East, North, etc. We give you a D/P, pay closing, pymts in the $500’s. Call now, 614-470-0395 West! Valleyview! 2 Sty! 3BR, 1 bath, stove, frig, LR, DR, den, bsmt, deck, fen., 2 car gar. $1065/mo. John Hellwege, Myers Real Estate 614-272-5330 WHITEHALL 3 BR, 1 bath, covered patio, range, frig, 2 car garage, fenced yard, $795/mo. No Section 8. Call 614-581-4554. Wkly. Rent $175 & up! Incls ht., ph., laun. & full cable. Mo. Rate Avail. No pets. N. Continent Inn 848-3819.

Leisure Vac Prop-CA CANDLEWOOD LAKE " LOTS & HOMES 419-571-0786 or 419-946-1377; Website/Open Houses: mylakehomesrealty.com

Escorts-Etc. BRAZILIAN BOMBSHELL CLEAN & DISCREET. UPSCALE LOCATION CALL 614-670-6702. Need More Staff? Advertise job openings in Alive

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Thompson Auctioneers, Inc. Steve Thompson, Auctioneer 937-426-8446*www.thompsonauctioneers.com Ohio License 63199566109

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Beautiful, newly renovated 2BD/1BD Mobile Home! Rent-to-own! 3411 Barr St$3195 at move in then $595/mo Open House Wed/Sat 10-2 Call 614-8176781

4449 Dundee Ave. 43227 4BR, 2 BA $850 1655 Moler Rd. 43207 3BR, 1.5 BA $775 838 Wilson Ave. 43206 4BR, 1.5 BA $795 1592 Smith Rd. 43207 2BR, 1 BA $550 Call 614-864-1796 Alpine Village - Large 1&2 BR, SW School Dist. From $450. 878-6615 AWESOME HOME Feel the warmth of the fire in this 4BA, 2.5BA home with updated kitchen, FR & office. 2 car gar., deck, fen’d yard, $1,800. Call 614-889-8015. Broad Meadows Blvd - Lg 1 & 2BR just N. of Graceland. A/C, cptd, off st pkg. 477-5559 Busch Blvd & 161 area, 2BR TH w/Bsmt, W/D hookups. Call 477-5558 CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL (CLOSE TO) 3 BR DOUBLE $600/MO CALL 614-893-8803 Clintonville Area, Spacious 1 BR, 66 W. Hudson off st pkg, A/C. $589/mo. 477-5559 Crosscreek Apts- Lg 1&2 BR, twhse w/bsmt. A/C, patio. Corner of Noe-Bixby. 614-477-5559

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HUGE QUALITY ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLE AUCTION HAIMERL CENTER, 1421 MORSE RD. Columbus, Ohio 43224. Thurs. Dec. 8, 2:00 pm Fantastic high quality huge auction starts w/200 high quality unpicked box lots of collectibles w/china, glassware, Longbergers, flow blue, old Christmas, sheet music and more, 4:00 pm front tables & fine furnture w/400 quality table top collectibles w/20 Royal Doulton figurines, 10-15 Lladros, large Hummels, Blenko, Erickson, Heisey, Imperial peach blow, Tiffin, 20+ quilts, over 20+ pcs., art pottery w/museum quality Roseville vase set, Rookwood, Weller, Waterford, huge old 5,000+ Victorian postcard collection, 30 pcs. antique furniture, 4:30pm 2nd ring w/150 lots Jewelry, 10k, 14k, 18k & sterling jewelry, coins, 3-large Sterling flatware sets, 30 pcs misc sterling w/candlabra, bowls & more, over 400 photos & info at Auctionzip.com Terms: cash or local check w/ID, no credit cards, positive photo ID required to register. ABSOLUTELY NO OUT OF STATE CHECKS Auctioneers: Robert Sweeney & Dave Decker

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The Worthington School District is accepting applications for a full-time custodian and parttime custodian to work the afternoon shift. These positions are responsible for routine cleaning and maintenance in and around a school building. One year of full-time custodian experience is required. Applicants should apply online at www.worthington.k12.oh.us or call 614.450.6172 for more information. EOE

Franklin County Sanitary Engineering UTILITY MAINTENANCE SPECIALIST 1 (Non-Bargaining) Seeking qualified applicants to clean and service pump stations and treatment plant EQ basins; repairing water and sewer lines, electrical control panels, physical structures. Operate and transport dump truck, backhoe, Jet/Vac, Sludge Tanker or other equipment for water distribution and sewer collections repair or improvements. Qualifications: HSG/GED and 1 year of utility experience. Prefer valid Class A State of Ohio CDL with Tanker endorsement Operator’s license or the ability to acquire it within 6 months of hiring date. Salary: $15.76 - $18.92/hr., plus a Comprehensive Benefits Package. If interested, please go to http://commissioners.franklincountyohio.gov /hr/ and apply on-line by 12/27/16. -EOEFT Aptmnt Maintenance Position Experience req; valid DL and transportation; competitive pay with benefits. Apply in person or send resume to Evergreen Realty 283 S. State St, # 201, Westerville, OH, 43081 Grounds/Maintenance Specialist - Temporary, fulltime 2/13/17-11/10/17. 24 jobs w/Hidden Creek Landscaping Inc., Hilliard, OH & job sites in Delaware, Fairfield, Franklin, Licking, Madison, Pickaway & Union cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Work w/out close supervision to lay sod, mow/trim, plant, water, fertilize, dig, rake, mulch, weed, prune, assist w/sprinkler & mortarless masonry wall unit install. Use independent judgment; may demo tasks to other employees. Non-supervisory. Lift/carry 50 lbs, when nec. Upon suspicion & post-accident drug test req’d. 3 months landscape exp req’d. 40 hr/wk 7AM-3:30PM M-F. Sat/Sun work req’d, when nec. Wage is no less than $12.57/hr (OT varies @ $18.86/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion. Transport (incl. meals &, as nec, lodging) to place of employ provided or paid to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided or paid to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or is dismissed early. Wkrs are guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip, uniform & daily trans. to/from wksite from central loc provided at no cost. Potential deduct for add’l or replacement uniform pieces and/or reasonable cost of lodging may apply. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-paid lodging if needed. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. Fax resume to (614) 777-4255, email worknow@jfs.ohio.gov, or contact nearest Ohio Means Jobs Center. JO#3293035.

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Maintenance Tech needed for multi-family property in Galloway OH. Must have HVAC certification, knowledge of electrical, plumbing and make-ready process. Preferably with 3-5 years experience. Apply in person at: 1919 Georgesville Road, Galloway OH 43119 or email resume to Jelisha@reagan.com

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OTR fleet mechanic needed for busy shop, must be a self starter, able to work independently, and possess 3-5 years verifiable work history. Tools and transportation a must. Pay negotiable with experience. In Columbus area contact Aaron 614-492-1144 x209 outside Columbus 800-522-8512 x209. WELDERS MIG Industrial Labor Staffing 614-262-5262

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Route Driver in needed for beverage Route to deliver and install post mix systems. We are currently searching for a CST driver/installer in the Columbus metropolitan areas to service existing accounts. We are seeking an energetic person for an established route. Candidates must have a clean driving record and be able to work a varied schedule (mechanical ability is required). Paid training, salary+commission, benefits and company vehicle. Please email Randy.Christopher@multiflow.net to apply.

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West Dealership needs Coordinator to assist in Sales and marketing. Compile and maintain quotes, reports, orders and database. Create direct mail. Must be proficient in MS/Excel, other sales database a plus. Please call Lee at 614-351-4000

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Engineer, Software Engineering. Cardinal Health seeks Eng., Software Engineering (Req. 20011187) in Dublin, OH to be responsible for designing, developing, implementing and supporting applications, systems and IT products. Performs software development, life cycle, modeling of business processes, application design patterns, business/functional documents. BS in CS, business, chemistry or rltd and 5 yrs exp in SAP. Will accept a 3-year BS degree. Expert level SAP skills in SAP APO with good understanding of DP, SNP, Global ATP (GATP) and Integrations of PTP and OTC processes in SAP ECC 6 MM and SD Modules including CIF. Exp in writing/supporting business cases for funding requests on a small to medium scale SAP projects. Participation in one full SDLC implementation using ASAP methodology. Resumes: P. Ganchar, 7000 Cardinal Place, Dublin, OH 43017.

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ROAD SUPERINTENDENT Clinton Township is accepting applications for the position of Road Superintendent. The Road Super serves under the direction of the Clinton Township Administrator. The Road Superintendent is responsible for the management of the Department including, but not limited to budgets; all aspects of personnel matters; maintenance program pertaining to equipment and facilities; scheduling maintenance and repair of township roadways; timely removal of snow and ice; disposal of leaves and brush; and performs other duties as assigned. Prior grant writing experience is desired.

• The applicant will be required to work with road crew, as needed, performing all Physical duties done by crew members. • Applicants must have five (5) yrs of road service experience with at least four (4) yrs of supervisory or administrative exp, or equivalent combinations of training and experience; must have a high school Diploma or its equivalent. • A valid Ohio CDL driver’s license is preferred. • Applicant must be able to comply with requirements and training as mandated by the Ohio Revised Code and the Ohio Administrative code.

Persons interested in the position must email a resume and copies of required certifications to Skip Apple, Administrator (email) sapple@clintontwpcolumbus.org Resumes must be submitted no later than 12:00 noon on December 16, 2016 salary and benefits will be based on experience, Training, etc. NO Phone calls or faxes please. Clinton Township is an equal opportunity employer and a drug free workplace.

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Full Time Cook. Cook and prepare Chinese style food from the menu, including dishes, dinners, sauces, appetizers, soups. 2 years of employment experience as a Cook - Chinese Style Food is required. Please send resume to Dragon House, 1804 Columbus Pike, Delaware Ohio 43015 Full Time Cook. Prepare food. Cut Vegetable/Meat. Braise Beef. Make Dumplings. Make Noodles. 2 years of employment experience as a Cook is required. Specific skills required: Make dumplings and noodles by hand. Please send resume to Jiu Thai LLC, 787 Bethel Rd, Columbus Ohio 43214

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Otterbacher Enterprises, Inc. 1585 Co. Rd. 155 Cardington, OH 43315, phone: (813) 671-2021, fax: (813) 671-1228, e-mail: jotterbach@aol.com hiring Carnival Amuse & Rec Attendants. 20 temporary and full-time positions open from 15Feb-17 through 23-Nov-17. Variety of duties TVL carnival. Set-up, tear-down, operate amusement rides, food concessions and/or games. No ED/EXP REQD, OTJT. Schedule varies typical 40 H/W, W-Sun, 1:00 pm to 10:00 pm. No OT expected. Any OT per APPL REGS. Work starts in Cardington, OH, & TVL to various venues in: FL & OH. No cost HOUS, TSPT, work tools, supplies & EQP provided. Salary / location, ranging from $8.93 to $11.87, average $10.29/hr. Merit increases/bonuses may be awarded. TSPT (including meals and if necessary lodging) to the place of EMPL provided, if the worker completes 1/2 the EMPL period. Return TSPT provided if the worker completes the EMPL period or is dismissed early by the employer. Post-emp drug & background may be REQ. EOE, FLSA (13)(a)(3) exempt employer. Job Offer, incl wage & working terms and conditions, contingent upon prevailing legal interpretations of FED H-2B immigration and FLSA EMPL law, including DOL & DHS REGS. If any such prevailing law is rescinded, superseded, vacated, or substantially modified, then the employer will accordingly revise any affected term.

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