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Feature: Pere Ubu STAFF PICK: Windhand Locals: Get Right: The Rebirth Previews: Jackson Scott, Angry Samoans, Paul Oakenfeld, El Ten Eleven 40 Sensory Overload: Chris says goodbye

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on the cover As Columbus Crew and U.S. Men’s National Team legend Frankie Hejduk said in an interview with Alive this week, it’s a privilege for our fair city to host the country’s most prestigious soccer game. But it’s also a privilege Columbus has earned. So it only seemed fitting to honor that legacy with a special cover designed by local Crew supporter Justin Bell.

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With USA vs. Mexico dominating our cover and the pitch at Crew Stadium, we’re counting down our favorite rivalries in the realm of pop culture.

10. Pepsi vs. Coke

Literally billions of dollars have been spent making sure you have a favorite in the “Cola Wars.” And yet when you order Coke at a restaurant and they say, “We have Pepsi,” you just shrug and say “Cool.”

9. Oasis vs. Blur

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A Nancy-boy feud between two Britpop outfits was largely the product of the English press and probably less intense than Oasis’ own brother rivalry. But it was probably responsible for each band producing its best music in the ’90s.

8. Ron Burgundy vs. Wes Mantooth

The rivals of “Anchorman” exchanged both physical and verbal attacks.

“Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!” Let’s leave mothers out of this, guys.

7. Star Wars vs. Star Trek

This once-passionate rivalry has cooled somewhat now that J.J. Abrams is at the helm of both franchises, but it used to define your place in nerdom.

6. Walt vs. Gus

Walt has made a number of enemies over the course of “Breaking Bad,” but none more fearsome than Gus. The epic chess match of death that was Season 4 is the most viscerally intense television rivalry of all-time. And the culmination was most Heisenberg-ian — Ding! Ding!

Ding! Ding! Ding!

3. Tupac vs. Biggie

These two legendary rappers became the lightning rod for the East Coast vs. West Coast battle. It may have resulted in great music, but sadly culminated in unnecessary violence that cost the world two great artists.

2. Rocky vs. Apollo

The “Arrested Development” Lucilles traded passive-aggressive barbs and competed for the love of Buster.

After nearing killing each other in two bouts, Rocky and Apollo finally earned each other’s respect and reached a peace agreement to defeat the nefarious Clubber Lang.

We still want to know how that final scene in “Rocky III” played out.

4. Rob Gordon vs. Ian

1. Good vs. Evil

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John Cusack’s “High Fidelity” character was driven over the brink by his ex-girlfriend’s pompous new beau. “Get your patchouli stink OUT of my store!”

This age-old battle permeates the arts and our very human nature, but we think it was best summed up by Dark Helmet in “Spaceballs”: “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

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Spurs vs. Gooners (COYS!)

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atthew Lauletta came to an epiphany through Craigslist. When he noticed the absurd amount of free pianos on the website, Lauletta came up with the idea for a non-profit called Project Reprise.

Project Reprise takes unwanted musical instruments (from anyone, in any condition) and finds someone to use it. Many of the recipients are schools or students, but Project Reprise hopes to find every would-be musician their instrument.

Since the non-profit is just getting off the ground, Lauletta is keeping instruments at his house. An entire room is filled with violins, trumpets, trombones and more. No pianos because there’s just no room. But one day Lauletta hopes to have a space for all those displaced pianos — on Craigslist or anywhere else — so somebody can play them.

Most of the instruments have been sitting in attics for a long time. We rehab them and find students or schools and other non-profits and donate it to them — no strings attached. The only thing we ask is if they ever stop using it, they give it back so we can give it out again.

Day-to-day it’s mainly me and one of our board members [who] deal with the majority of stuff. We have some volunteers, and we’re bringing in someone soon to handle our social media. But at this point it’s mainly me running around collecting instruments.

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play any other instrument, and I hated it. But I’m also really glad they did.

I’ve always been a big believer that instruments should be used, and shouldn’t be destroyed. Keep it. Play it. I found [a piano on Craigslist] from the 1890s that was beautiful. And it was going to be destroyed because they wanted to redo the flooring. If no one came to pick it up, it was going to be scrapped.

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I didn’t think that was right. I wanted to make sure that wouldn’t happen and help kids who wanted to learn a musical instrument but couldn’t.

It could possibly be a career for them. It helps with math and [builds] discipline because they have to sit down and do it consistently. At the very least it’s a skill to help them pick up chicks. [laughs]

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Pianos are what I started out thinking we would donate a lot of … but don’t take them because we don’t have a place for them. Piano is a great instrument to start on. You learn bass, tremble clef and how to read music. My parents made me take two years of piano before I could

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We recently donated 20 instruments to Africentric Early College.

This is their first year with a music program … and we donated three trumpets, five flutes, eight trombones, a tuba, a baritone, a couple bell kits for percussion when they move into concert and a bass drum. We just met with the Columbus Preparatory Academy and are working to get them some instruments.

They’re also starting a first-year band.

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We’ve been working with Music Loves Ohio.

They did instrument donation, but wanted to move more into the grant writing stuff so they handed everything over to us. So anytime anyone asks for an instrument or wants to donate an instrument through them, they send them to us. They had a very large inventory and we quickly made use of that.

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There are not many people that know about us [yet]. We’ve actually been getting more instruments in than people who want them. I don’t think that’ll be a problem for very long.

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The surreal setting provided a colorful backdrop for a ground breaking ceremony commemorating the start of construction on the $37.6 million, two-story addition to the museum, located at 480 E. Broad St. It also marked the beginning of an expansive new exhibit, George Bellows and the American Experience, which runs through Jan. 4. Both the polo players and the boxers were reenacting some of Bellows’ best-known works (“Polo at Lakewood� and “Stag at Sharkey’s,� respectively), which are among the 35-plus pieces featured in the careerspanning exhibit on the late Columbus native.

Construction on the new wing, which is expected to take at least two years and will add 50,000 square feet of space, makes up the third and final phase of the museum’s Art Matters renovation and expansion project, which started in 2009.

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the laughs were cheap, but the audience ate it up. I had a hard time containing my cynicism, too. I also struggled to not look like a grinning fool for much of the opening acts. If there was a theme of evolution on display, I found it, not in the storyline, but in the amazing feats of physicality from Totem’s performers.

5.) Mistakes were made, but few. When they were, no one cared. The crowd cheered harder the next time something unbelievable became suddenly believable, or at least within the realm of human possibility. And for a Thursday night, that was about as much fun as I could have imagined. Or maybe even a little more. —JuSTin

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I made a beginner’s mistake heading into Cirque du Soleil’s premiere in underestimating how circus-like it’d be. I had always assumed it was largely gymnastics-based, which it is, but minus the animals. Last week’s Cirque du Soleil: Totem show was, well, pretty much a circus, with some sleight-of-hand thrown in.

And I loved it.

Although I had to duck out early due to unforeseen personal issues, here are five brief thoughts on the opening night performance.

1.) First thing I noticed: The event’s big top-setting certainly enhanced the circus-like feel, but it also struck in me a chord of giddiness, not unlike what I would have felt if I were a kid attending my first bigtime circus.

2.) Adding to the giddiness: The Cirque du Soleil: Totem premiere felt like an “Event.� Maybe it was a result of this being the first of many runs of Totem in Columbus, but a buzz was felt among the crowd mingling in the lobby areas.

3.) I gave up trying to follow Totem’s evolution narrative early on. Again, maybe my own ignorance, but when the show segued from a scene depicting, from what I could gather, Earth’s origins to surfer dudes, I lost whatever narrative thread I was grasping onto. It was jarring at first, as if I somehow had ingested hallucinogens unbeknownst to me, but I quickly recovered when the beach bums jumped on the rings and proceeded to, well, blow my mind after also eliciting a few guffaws from me.

4.) Speaking of guffaws, Totem was funnier than I expected. Some of

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FRIDAY 5-7 p.m.

Tasting of Ohio wines* from Hidden Lakes Winery presented by 105.7 The Brew and Oldies 93.3.

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On Friday, Sept. 6, the Home & Garden Show and Holiday Fest and NBC4 are providing free parking at the Ohio Expo Center for event visitors. Visit DispatchEvents.com for details.

John Colaneri and Anthony Carrino Complimentary tickets available now at Central Ohio Lowe's locations. Tickets $6 at the door.

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Plus, meet with home-improvement experts and pros; see HGTV’s “Cousins on Call,” John Colaneri and Anthony Carrino, and Nicole Curtis, host of HGTV’s “Rehab Addict”; and much more — it’s all happening at the Fest.

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story and Photos by Erik Rettman The last days of summer are winding down, but don’t pull out your cardigans and corduroys just yet, because it’s still hot outside. You still have time to wear your tank tops and plunging neck lines. This summer’s big trend can be summed up in one word: DENIM. I’ve seen denim vests, jackets, dresses, work shirts and cutoff jean shorts. Other trends this summer have included penny loafers, floral prints, gold, animal prints, floppy hats and work boots.

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I’m a family man. My wife and kids are first in my life.

I’m excited for them to experience the Columbus Crew with me. They’re watching the game from home right now, and they’re super fired up. They have the jerseys, both my boys rock the flat brims on [Crew] hats. It’s so funny because when I was growing up, shaping your hat was so cool and important, and now they leave the bill flat and the tags on them.

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I’m kind of stuck in my old ways. I grew up on classic rock: The Allman Brothers, Grateful Dead, the Stones, Zeppelin. Then I gravitated to Widespread Panic and Phish and Blues Traveler. I listen to Lyle Lovett a lot and hip-hop and country-western. I love it all. I’d say it’s a pretty broad, but notthat-deep iTunes playlist. My kids are cranking a lot of Pitbull at home and Ke$ha and things like that, I’m not too proud to say (laughs). I grew up going to Red Rocks, and I just saw the Rolling Stones a few months ago.

They’re still awesome. I was blown away by how good they were. I’ve seen them five times; the first time was in ’89 at the L.A. [Memorial] Coliseum.

[Guns ‘N’ Roses’] Appetite for Destruction is my all-time favorite album.

I’ve always had a wanderlust. I grew up in Denver, went to high school in Connecticut, college in California, then after college lived in Texas, then grad school on the East Coast in New Hampshire, then I moved to San Francisco, and now I’m involved with the Crew in Ohio. I’m never afraid to move around. My family loves to travel, too. My wife’s 100 percent Polish, and we travel back to see her family in Warsaw every summer. I’ve been to 48 of the 50 states, and it’s been that way since college. I need to cross those last two off my list and get to Alabama and North Dakota. We love to travel abroad too. One thing I haven’t done is go to a soccer game abroad.

That’s the top of the list. I always go [to Europe] in the summer, so the European leagues are out. It’s hard to [go to Europe] when the kids are in school.

Major League Soccer and the Crew I’m all in. We’re watching games every weekend, all day. I’ve sort of been deep in this for 18 months now, studying MLS. The family’s a big part of it. I brought a [Crew] jersey home, and my son was like, “I don’t like the color.” (laughs) I’ve been getting feedback [from my kids] on the kits and the players. MLS is consuming me every night. I haven’t been sleeping well lately; I have a million things on my mind with soccer. [MLS is] at a big tipping point with [Clint] Dempsey in the league, Landon [Donovan] resigning, more expansion’s coming with New York, we’ve got a media package coming together with MLS.

Getting outside, fishing and skiing I grew up in Colorado, and the family pastime was to load the Suburban up at 5:30 p.m. Friday and head to the mountains. Winters I grew up skiing Vale and summers, hiking and camping and being outdoors. It’s very important to me to be active in the outdoors and get my mind clear. I go to Tahoe, Colorado – I’m very open-minded. I’m looking forward to learning more about what to do in Ohio on the weekends, and I’m looking for fishing recommendations. I play some golf, too, and can’t wait to hit the golf courses here.

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Why Columbus is u.s. soCCer’s go-to destination against rival mexiCo

By Chris DeVille // @ChRisDEviLLE

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he men’s World Cup happens every four years (2014, 2018, 2022 and so on). So does the women’s World Cup, usually the year after the men (2015, 2019, 2023). The following year, the summer Olympics usually happen, plus continental championships that have become almost as popular as the World Cup itself (2016, 2020, 2024 — you get it).

After all that comes a breather, a year bereft of international soccer holidays (2013, 2017, 2021). For sports fans in Columbus, though, those off-years are very much on-years.

Speaking of which: It’s on.

Crew Stadium hosts a soccer match Tuesday between the United States and Mexico. It’s part of the final round of qualifying for next year’s World Cup in Brazil. This is the fourth straight time the U.S. and

Mexico have faced off at Crew Stadium in this round, following 2-0 U.S. victories in 2001, 2005 and 2009.

Winning “dos a cero” is as much a tradition as hosting the game here, see?

Columbus isn’t guaranteed to host this match — the most important World Cup qualifier against our nation’s fiercest rival — but U.S. Soccer keeps bringing it back here because the home-field advantage is palpable and the results don’t lie.

That means ultras from around the country are pouring into Columbus this week to cheer on the Red, White and Blue. It means there will be quite a few Mexican fans in the mix too, despite U.S. Soccer’s best efforts. It means there will be parties aplenty. And it means you’ve got some brushing up to do.

Here’s a quick guide to help you understand.

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The U.S. and Mexico are part of the region known as CONCACAF (Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football, whew!). The final round of World Cup qualifying pits the top six teams from CONCACAF against each other in a round-robin format, with each team facing each other at home and away. This round is sometimes referred to as the “Hexagonal.” The top three teams advance to the World Cup.

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At press time, the U.S. is sitting pretty atop the CONCACAF standings with a 4-1-1 record and 13 points. A win Friday at second-place Costa Rica could punch the Americans’ ticket to a seventh straight World Cup, rendering the Mexico contest a matter of pride (and seeding!). If the U.S. can’t win in Costa Rica — as tough a venue as any in the region — a win against Mexico will probably do the trick.

As for Mexico, they’re in third place right now with a draw-heavy 1-0-5 record and 8 points, a record they can improve upon Friday when they host fourthplace Honduras in Mexico City, or by stealing points in Columbus. In other words, it’s gut-check time.

If they don’t improve their form significantly, they could easily be surpassed by Honduras (7 points) or Panama (6 points) and find themselves on the outside looking in next summer.

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midfielder is a stabilizing presence for the Americans who completes a remarkable percentage of his passes. Oh, and last time Mexico came to Crew Stadium, Bradley scored both U.S. goals.

Clint Dempsey, F: A World Cup hero and a reliable goal-scorer in the English Premier League, Dempsey (a.k.a Deuce) recently returned to MLS, where he got his start. In an early-round World Cup qualifier against Jamaica last year at Crew Stadium,

Above: USA’s Michael Bradley celebrates after scoring his second goal of the game against Mexico, in 2009, in the second half during the first game of Final Round World Cup Qualifying at Crew Stadium. Below: Fans cheer before the start of the USA vs. Mexico game.

Dempsey debuted the “Deuce face,” a contorted facial expression that instantly became a meme.

Landon Donovan, F: Despite his reputation as a frail, whining quitter, Donovan is arguably the greatest men’s soccer player in U.S. history. From World Cups to MLS Cups, when the pressure is on, he steps up.

Tim Howard, GK: Howard is a sensational goalie — tough, acrobatic, electric — and his praise for the Crew Stadium crowd last season was effusive. Expect him to be pumped.

Is there a Columbus connection?

Brad Evans, D: It’s unclear whether the Seattle Sounders stalwart, a member of the Crew’s 2008 MLS Cup championship team, will get on the pitch Tuesday. But if he does, expect massive applause and plenty of hardnosed hustle.

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Tuesday’s U.S.-Mexico World Cup qualifier at Crew Stadium marks the fourth straight time those countries have squared off in Columbus in the final round of World Cup qualifying. All three previous contests resulted in 2-0 U.S. wins. Here’s a recap of each one,

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Feb. 28, 2001 Looking to secure a genuine home-field advantage against Mexico after Mexican supporters drowned out U.S. fans in major markets, and to freeze Mexico’s players to death, U.S. Soccer scheduled the 2001 qualifier at Crew Stadium, which was just two years old at that point and still widely renowned as our country’s first soccer-specific stadium.

The plan worked. Temperature at kickoff was 29 degrees Fahrenheit. After a scoreless first half, goals from Josh Wolff (who entered as a sub for bloodied hometown hero Brian McBride) and Ernie Stewart bookended the second half, ensuring the Yanks got the final round of qualifying off to a good start.

I remember: Shivering and cackling to myself about how much the Mexican players must be shivering; unbelievable thrill about a game this big happening in Columbus; immense disappointment about McBride, a standout for my beloved Crew, leaving the match just 11 minutes in; coach Bruce Arena praising the fans a few years after decrying the “circus” atmosphere when the Crew was playing at Ohio Stadium.

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Sept. 3, 2005 Labor Day weekend in Columbus is far more amenable to sporting activities than February, but the game came back to Crew Stadium anyway. Good vibes, karma, ch’i, sentiment, whatever.

Other than the glorious weather, things played out in remarkably similar fashion. The first half was scoreless again. After halftime, the U.S. took over, sealing the victory (and a trip to World Cup 2006) with two goals in a fourminute span courtesy of MLS products Steve Ralston and DaMarcus Beasley.

Dos a cero, otra vez.

I remember: Worrying that the good weather would render the home-field advantage moot; Beasley streaking down the wing, giving the Mexicans fits; beaming with pride about both goals coming from MLS products; feeling a more bittersweet kind of pride upon seeing ex-Crew striker Jeff Cunningham subbed in for ex-Crew striker McBride in the 90th minute.

Feb. 11, 2009 Despite much dramatic fanfare about whether Columbus should bogart the biggest match on the U.S. Soccer schedule, the game returned to Crew Stadium for another round of February frigidity.

The result was the same as always: a 2-0 win for the States.

How they got there was a different story. Relentless box-to-box midfielder Michael Bradley opened the scoring in the 43rd minute and put the nail in Mexico’s coffin with a stoppage-time strike.

This was the kind of trend an American fan could get used to.

I remember: More hometown pride, this time for reigning MLS Cup champion and Crew captain Frankie Hejduk in the U.S. backline; seeing red at Mexico’s Rafael Marquez, who then saw red himself after daring to go studs-up on Tim Howard; the chill, feeling like an old friend; Bradley, feeling like a new friend (and shaking off any lingering doubts about nepotism — his dad was the coach).

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For cousins Adrian and Manuel Zambrano, soccer was a birthright.

Pickup games with crates or cardboard boxes for goals were a way to pass the time, but also to carry on a family tradition.

“We have eight uncles, and all of them played soccer. The majority of them were on the same team,” Adrian said. “They all played, we all played. It was almost like an unspoken rule. You had to play soccer.”

As for who to root for on the international stage? That was muddier.

Adrian, 27, was born in the U.S. to Mexican parents and grew up in Delaware.

Manuel, 23, was born in Mexico but moved to Hilliard in the third grade.

Still, both cousins decided in favor of the Tricolor. (For you non-soccer folks, that means Mexico.)

“It’s more in the blood,” Manuel explained.

Those loyalties present some friction in Columbus — sometimes friendly ribbing, sometimes insults bordering on racism.

“It’s just as hard as being a Michigan fan,” Adrian said.

He should know. In keeping with an-

other family tradition, both Zambrano cousins are lifelong Wolverine fans too.

Until recently, they caught more flack for supporting Michigan, but lately that’s been changing. As the American appetite for soccer intensifies, so do the rivalries.

“There’s hostility, but I think it’s just because it’s what you do at a game,” Adrian said. “Even more recently you’ll go to Crew matches and there’s hostility because people love their clubs.”

The Zambranos welcome such tension. Manuel is a more frequent smack-talker, but Adrian remembers a provocation of his own when his band Brujas del Sol performed the same night Mexico’s soccer team won gold at the Olympics.

“All night, all of my mid-song banter was all about how we were better than everybody else,” Adrian said. “I put Mexico flags on everyone’s amp.”

Both cousins have tickets to the U.S.-Mexico World Cup qualifier Tuesday at Crew Stadium. Neither one anticipates genuine danger, but they aren’t expecting warm vibes either.

“I don’t think it’s going to be very friendly,” Adrian said. “I think people will probably get thrown out. It’s going to be fun. I’m excited for it.”

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By Justin McIntosh // @AliveEditor Midway through my interview at Seventh Son Brewing Co. with Columbus Crew and U.S. Men’s National Team soccer legend Frankie Hejduk, we’re interrupted. This happens often with Frankie.

A twentysomething with a thin, faint mustache, a trucker hat and board shorts emblazoned with the American flag greets Frankie with a Frankie-esque “What up, dude,” and soon the two start talking about L.A., surfing, soccer and the upcoming U.S. vs. Mexico World Cup qualifier. Frankie describes the upcoming qualifier as gnarly, some hugs are exchanged, pictures are taken and the guy promises to try to make it to the parties surrounding the game. I was reminded then that if Frankie was born to do anything but play soccer, it’s getting people amped about soccer.

Which is, uh, frankly, why we’re doing this interview. So let me get out of the way, and let the man do his thing. This, dear readers, is why the U.S.-Mexico game is such a big deal in Frankie’s own words.

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Whenever Mexico comes to town, I start losing my mind. I want to bust out two-legged tackles and get a little weird.

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Before the game, I’m in the locker room, I’m six espressos deep, shaking, just headbutting people, and people are like, “Frankie, try not to get a red card today.” I was pumped. Everybody has their own deal, but everybody’s always pumped for this game. It’s the game of all games for a U.S. soccer player — this is it.

When the national anthem’s going off and the red, white and blue flags are going, I think of the guys who were just as good as me but who didn’t make it. Or the guys who were just as passionate about soccer but it just didn’t happen. Those are the players I play for. You know, I’m in a lucky spot. Those memories all come to fruition when you’re in that moment and you’re hearing that national anthem.

United States defender Frankie Hejduk dances after scoring a goal.

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When it starts, you’re so into the game and so into the fans and wanting to win for them and your country. Everything else disappears. I’m just in a zone, and you don’t realize anything till after the game.

I don’t remember the second [U.S.-Mexico] game as much. It was a qualifier, and Steve Ralston scored. That was gigantic because that qualified us for the World Cup, and I don’t think a tie would have.

The first [U.S.-Mexico game in Columbus], I didn’t play in. I was on the bench for it. It was freezing cold, probably the absolute worst soccer conditions in terms of cold. It wasn’t snowing, but it was ice cold, with a little wind and a lake effect, even though we don’t have a lake around here. I’m telling you, it was cold.

The third one, I wasn’t supposed to play in, and [then coach] Bob Bradley called me up maybe 10 days before and said, “Frankie, I think I need you for this game. Are you staying in shape? Are you fit?” I was like, “You know, I’ve been surfing a lot. That’s been my offseason program, so if you consider that fitness, which I do, Bob, I’ve been doing it for years.”

[Mexico] didn’t come out to warm up. We were warming up, and we were thinking they were going to, and when they didn’t, it was like, woah.

It was like, “Hey, dude, we’ve already got the psychological advantage.” It was like, “Who doesn’t come out for warmups? Too cold to play? What do you mean? What are you talking about?”

He said, “I’m going to need you in about 10 days.” I said, “Let me freshen up, let me see how my touch is,” which, it’s never been the greatest.

He brought me in to camp. I trained for eight or nine days and went straight into the U.S.-Mexico game. I think he wanted me there because he

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I remember that game. It was the most I fit I’ve ever been, for whatever reason. That game was the pinnacle for me of like, “Wow, they can’t beat us here. We beat them three times in a row here. We have them; this is it.”

In one [game], within three hours in February we had every type of weather you could have. It snowed, hailed, sleeted, rained and was windy and then was sunny right before the game. They must have been like, “Woah. What is this place?” It must have been in their heads, like, “If we can get a tie, great.” Normally, Mexico goes for wins. That told me this was a place they felt not powerful, which Mexico doesn’t feel very often. They are a very confident team, and over the years they’ve proved it.

They play soccer the way they think it should be played, the way a lot of soccer people think it should be played. But for whatever reason, when they come here, they don’t play that way. They start playing kick ball, and we run over them.

[Crew Stadium’s] not the best stadium. It’s not the Dallas Cowboys, it’s not [Sporting] Kansas City. It’s rugged. It’s rootsy. It’s as Green Bay Packers as you can get as a stadium. I think Mexico is intimidated by that, like this is a rustic, rootsy town. They can choose anywhere in the country to play this game, and they choose Columbus.

We have a bunch of massive, underdog, rootsy fans who come to Columbus, not because we have the coolest stadium, but because it stands for everything American. It stands for passion and hard work and heart, and you’re going to have to leave it all out on the field. That’s why we have the game here. It’s that underdog mentality, and U.S. soccer has actually adapted that massiveness, in terms of … passion and heart and soul. We have a bunch of people who come out and scream and yell and are absolutely mad about their team.

When you come into a stadium and you know you’re going to win there, you have a history there, that’s an extra mental edge, like, “We don’t want to lose here, so I have to step my game

up so I don’t disappoint the people [who played here] in the past and the people in the stadium.”

You don’t want to be the first to lose here.

Every time it’s 2-0.

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I’ve been in [similar] situations, in Panama and Guatemala. They’re throwing firecrackers on your bungalows the night before the game. They set up big radio stations the night before the game, with 15-feet ghetto blasters, and the radio starts at 12 at night till 12 in the morning, and you have to play the next day.

ABOVE: Hejduk and Canada’s Dwayne De Rosario collide while battling for a ball during the second half of the semifinals of the Gold Cup on June 21, 2007. Below: Hejduk celebrates after scoring a goal.

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U.S.-Mexico P arty G Uide To say ticket distribution for Tuesday’s U.S.-Mexico World Cup qualifier was contentious doesn’t sufficiently convey the hostility involved in divvying up precious Crew Stadium real estate. This was a hot ticket, with soccer supporters from around the continent vying for one of 24,000-some seats. In online forums and in real life, the fight for the right to purchase was fierce.

So of course, lots of hardcore soccer fans will be stuck on the outside Tuesday. Fear not, exiles! Although your experience will inevitably and tragically be inferior to those inside the stadium, you can still have a blast celebrating the most important Columbus sporting event of the year. Here’s a guide to the parties going on. —Chris DeVille

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Every night from Friday through Monday, Fado, the city’s longest-standing oasis for international soccer supporters, will host parties geared toward soccer fans. Then, Tuesday night, they’ll have an expanded patio setup with extra TVs and drink specials. Seems like you could hang out at Easton

for five straight days and feel like you’re in the middle of the action.

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St., Campus Just a few blocks from Crew Stadium, 4th St. Bar & Grill has become an essential outpost for Columbus soccer fans. It’s the home of Crew Union’s away watch parties and a pre- and postgame hub on home matchdays. So of course they’re going all-out for Tuesday’s World Cup qualifier.

Monday, 4th St. will host the American Outlaws supporters club’s official Night Before Party with live music from 7 p.m.-2 a.m featuring live music. On match day, the Outlaws will host a

pregame tailgate from 2-6 p.m. Although those with tickets are marching to Crew Stadium at 6:30 p.m., the party will rage on for those who want to watch at the bar.

hendoc’s pub, 2375 N. High St., Campus Crew supporters club Hudson Street Hooligans are throwing a watch party at their latest haunt, Hendoc’s, from 4 p.m. to 2 a.m. There’ll be live music from Soundtrack 96, The Devil’s Lettuce and Swagg, beer and food trucks including Late Night Slice and Smokeout BBQ on the patio, cornhole, beer pong, a live podcast and a midnight drawing for signed memorabilia and Crew tickets with Frankie Hejduk.

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The legendary Cleveland art-punks return to Columbus with a new record and the same old attitude

By Chris DeVille // @chrisdeville

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rom Great Plains in the mid-’80s to Necropolis in the mid-aughts, pioneering Cleveland post-punk band Pere Ubu has maintained an indelible influence on Columbus music. Columbus hasn’t made much of an impression on Pere Ubu, though.

“We played there a few times in the ’80s and since then off and on through the years. It didn’t really have any kind of impact,” frontman and band leader David Thomas said. “Basically I don’t remember. I really don’t believe we played there in the early days.”

Our fair city gets its next chance Monday to make Thomas remember when Pere Ubu stops by The Basement in support of January release The Lady From Shanghai, the group’s fifteenth studio LP. “My sister lives in Columbus,” Thomas said, typically droll. “I suppose she’ll show up.”

The new record is a concept album of sorts, packed so densely with ideas that Thomas published 100 pages of liner notes under the name “Chinese Whispers.” Pressed for a summary, he explained: “It has to do with Orson Welles’ style as an auteur and thoughts as a director and the way he creates abstract choreographies and film.”

The next Pere Ubu record, Beep Fiction,

is another layered, twisted topical web upon which Thomas didn’t care to elaborate.

As he noted, conceptual conceits are nothing new for this group.

“Pere Ubu is a band that has more to it than most bands,” Thomas said. “Without being elitist or anything about it, we work at creating a certain amount of depth to the songs or to the albums.”

Shanghai’s composite of surrealist rambles, guitar bursts and electronic sound collage is unmistakably the work of Thomas, a muttering, howling, half-Blues Brother half-mental patient unlike any other. But it’s also a far cry from the clanging, art-damaged garage rock that put

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creative process, and he feels terrible for the bandmates who have to sit this tour out.

“It’s very shocking to find out how much government clerkdom is involved in touring bands,” Thomas said. “Unless you’re One Direction.

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Still, Thomas is understandably miffed about bureaucracy getting in the way of his

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spurts between Thomas’ other pursuits (he also makes solo records and performs with reunited Cleveland proto-punks Rocket From the Tombs), never allowing fans to pin them down.

For those who’ve been paying attention, that ongoing metamorphosis will be especially evident on this tour.

UK-based band members Keith Moliné and Graham Dowdall were

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The restless reinvention is proof that Thomas hasn’t yet run out of ideas in the quarter-century since twin 1978 releases The Modern Dance and Dub Housing put Pere Ubu at the forefront of a weirdo Midwest punk scene. The band has been active on-andoff since then — swapping members in and out (Thomas is the only constant), working in

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Sometimes, you ignore a band at your own peril. One prime example: When the Richmond sludge-doom powerhouse Windhand played Columbus a few months back, I let the concert slip past me.

Whoops. I spent the ensuing weeks listening to rave reviews of that show from local metalheads, passionate praise from the national

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music press and, finally, the band’s debut LP, Soma, on repeat, in slack-jawed wonder. It’s 75 minutes of heavy psych swagger smothered in chunky peanut butter and black mold.

Needless to say, when Windhand plays The Shrunken Head this Monday with Plow Horse, I ain’t skipping it. Neither should you.

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Resident DJs Detox and Johnny Cashola became synonymous with the monthly hip-hop dance party Get Right over the past six years, but they didn’t start out as regulars behind the decks. So when both jocks announced plans to leave Columbus — Detox for San Diego, Cashola for NYC — Get Right founder Kareem Jackson never considered shutting the party down.

After all, Jackson, 30, a Washington D.C. native who came of age in that city’s vibrant club culture, started Get Right mostly because Columbus lacked nightlife options to his liking.

“The void is still huge in Columbus,” Jackson said.

The departure of Sweatin’ promoter Scott Niemet hasn’t helped matters, he said. For Jackson — who co-owns the Short North boutique Milk Bar and organizes the recurring parties OGEE, Righteous,

Pinned and For All Mankind — the alternative to throwing his own events is boredom.

Enter DJ Giovanny, 27, a club and mixtape DJ who hosts the Radio One Mixshow on Power 107.5.

He’ll take over as Get Right’s resident DJ when the party returns to Long Street this Friday. A preparty called First Base precedes Get Right at the campus-area warehouse space Dude Locker.

While growing up on the Northwest Side, Giovanny discovered everything from Anita Baker to Led Zeppelin to 2Pac through his mother. He picked up guitar, drums and harmonica as a kid and, upon hearing Common’s “The Light” during his tenure at Bishop Watterson, acquired a pair of turntables. His first DJ gig was a private party at Muirfield, “a house party full of preps.”

He made his way into the club scene and nabbed a residence at the late Brewery District nightclub Major Woody’s, only to be dismissed

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Since those days, Giovanny landed the radio show, collaborated on projects like P. Blackk’s Friday, A Prelude mixtape and spun at clubs all over Downtown and the Short North.

In keeping with his diverse resume, Giovanny said he hopes to infuse his sets with newer, fresher music and expand the stylistic palette while staying true to Get Right’s roots in hard-hitting trap rap.

“I’ve been going to Get Right for years,” Giovanny said. “If you like hearing rowdy s--- in a cool environment, that’s the party to go to.”

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Jackson Scott Jackson Scott is one of them Southern freakboys, the type who blends bright, shining pop charisma with garbled psych sounds from the deep, dark recesses (of his mind, of our country, of the universe). He would probably get along with Deerhunter’s Bradford Cox, or at least successfully duet with him.

Scott’s Fat Possum debut album is called Melbourne, but it has very little to do with Australia so far as I can tell — perhaps Arkansas, Florida or Kentucky, all of which have a Melbourne of their own. Maybe there’s a Melbourne on Jupiter?

Scott himself hails from North Carolina, and his alt-fried take on psych-pop fits in just fine with the lineage of indie bands from ACC/SEC schools, not to mention the Pink Floyd records that are probably still popular among their student bodies. He’ll visit Big Ten country this Wednesday alongside

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why you should go Bands that formed in 1978 usually can’t tour anymore because they’re estranged or old or dead. (Just ask one of the versions of Black Flag currently traipsing this festering orb.) And yeah, the version of L.A. punk progenitors Angry Samoans that will play Bernie’s this Friday only features two original members, frontman “Metal” Mike Saunders and drummer Bill Vockeroth. But that’s better than nothing, man!

Get this, candy kids: Paul Oakenfold was born way back in 1963. That’s before all that hippie culture that you Sugar Bar 2 might have thunk represented the beginning of recorded 9 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 5 history, or at the least first time women put flowers in 87 W. Main St., their hair. That means the trance pioneer has withstood Downtown decades of electronic music history. From England to discodonniepresents.com Ibiza to these United States, he’s been rocking parties since before you were born.

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Post-rock is a sticky descriptor. It’s hard to define, and it suggests the participants have moved on from plain old rock to some higher plane of musical consciousness, which is obviously untrue if you’ve spent any time watching horrendous Explosions In the Sky knockoffs. El Ten Eleven skews toward the genre’s glossy side, but it comes off more like an exciting Ratatat reboot than yet another band retracing the Album Leaf’s steps.

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Chris DeVille sa ys goo Dbye In the summer of 2006, I lucked into a journalism job fresh out of Ohio University.

Not just any journalism job, either: writing about music and other forms of culture in my hometown. I was stoked.

In retrospect, it makes sense. I was familiar to the company, having interned at The Dispatch, whose parent company had just purchased Alive. And I was at least a little familiar with the Columbus music scene, having spent the previous year studying up on it in an attempt to get attention for my now-defunct college band. Most of that research was via the DoneWaiting message board and MySpace, which, wow, I came on staff at Alive at a time when MySpace was still the predominant outlet for bands to promote themselves online.

I don’t know about you, but I was feeling 22: convinced the people around me were making some of the best music in

the world, convinced I would chronicle those musicians as they took over said world.

Columbus Discount Records was going to be the most influential label in America, and The Lindsay was going to become an indie rock darling, and Envelope was going to be a breakout rap star. The songs and performers that were all the rage in Columbus dives were about to spill out into the world at large.

None of that happened, unless you count Times New Viking’s rise to 15 exceptionally minute minutes of Pitchfork “Best New Music” fame. I did write about all of those artists, though, and many more where they came from. I spent the past seven years doing my best to keep track of the sounds broadcasting out of this city and the performers passing through.

That’s not all. This job took me to the champagne-soaked locker room where the Columbus Crew celebrated its MLS Cup

victory and to an afternoon chat with Urban Meyer at the ’Shoe. I got paid to take the temperature of beer then drink it. I encountered all kinds of filmmakers, visual artists and entrepreneurs.

But as time passed, music became the focus, from covering festivals (Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Pitchfork, SXSW) to interviewing heroes (James Murphy is very friendly, Isaac Brock not so much). I also got to watch the Columbus music scene turn over almost entirely.

It’s crazy how many venues, bands and fads come and go over the course of seven years.

In recent years, this Sensory Overload column has become my lens for all that change as I reviewed live performances by a different Columbus musician every week. It was usually my favorite assignment to write, although thanks to my sketchy iPhone photography skills, it was also usually my least favorite to look at.

I can’t even begin to tally

up the number of words I’ve turned in, or to assess “what it all means.” Sometimes I totally nailed it. Other times I was typing out my ass. Readers were sure to let me know about both instances, whether via kind tweets or that one time Carabar’s Ron Barker cornered me to chew me out about running my review of The Lindsay’s debut album online instead of in print. Frankly, he was right — that record deserved every platform it could get — although these days I feel like people would be more upset if we put a story in print but not online.

Speaking of the internet: I’m leaving Alive to become Senior Writer for Stereogum, which began as one of the original MP3 blogs and has evolved into one of the internet’s greatest sources for music news and commentary. Even better, they’re letting me stay in Columbus to do it, so I’ll still see y’all around. I’m moving

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from one dream job to another without moving at all.

Before I go, a few lessons from my tenure here: Don’t support something just because it’s local; support it because it’s good. If bands want to “make it,” getting comfy in their local music scene isn’t the way to do it. Don’t try to be everything to everyone, but build points of contact outside your usual circles.

Interact with people in real life, not just on the internet.

Don’t take yourself too seriously, but work hard and try to treat people with respect, even when they don’t reciprocate. Know the difference between upholding beloved traditions and doing things the same old way just because.

Don’t just drift through life; make something cool happen!

Lastly, never, ever apologize for having an opinion, and consider yourself lucky if you have a megaphone to shout it through. I should know.

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he Columbus College of Art & Design kicks off its fall season on Thursday, Sept. 5, with a quintet of must-see gallery shows that range from displays of vintage punkrock poster art to an exhibit exploring the work of cartoonist/Ohio State alumnus Jeff Smith. Here’s a quick rundown of what attendees can expect to find at each exhibit:

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Martha Colburn: “Camera, Lights, Charge, Pop” Considering political events of the last decade-plus — terror attacks, threat-level warnings and neverending war have become painfully woven into the fabric of our daily lives — it’s no surprise the art world has offered up its response. This is certainly true of video artist Martha Colburn, whose work has become increasingly politically charged in recent years. Witness “Meet Me in Wichita,” a “Wizard of Oz” parody where Dorothy is joined on her journey by a trio of Osama Bin Ladens rather than the Lion, the Scarecrow and the Tin Man. Colburn, who returns for an artist talk on Thursday, Oct. 3, will have more than 30 works on display here, including video pieces, Polaroids and large-scale collages.

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Though best known for his playful, all-ages comic “Bone,” Jeff Smith has dedicated his time in more recent years to “RASL,” a darker, more adult-oriented sci-fi adventure about a dimension-hopping art thief.

This exhibit promises to explore the various media that influenced the work (music, literature, etc.), as well as presenting various sketches and “sculptural manifestations” that offer a glimpse into Smith’s creative process. Smith will also be participating in an artist talk on Friday, Sept. 27.

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From a distance, Kirk Hayes’ pieces look like elaborate, homemade collages constructed from ripped paper, masking tape and smudged bits of cardboard, glue and other random ephemera. In actuality, the Texas-based artist uses oil paints to construct his intricate works, manipulating the materials so they appear to take on entirely different forms. Hayes’ backstory is nearly as interesting as his art. He’s self-taught, and he worked as a groundskeeper at Tarrant County College in Fort Worth, Texas, before being discovered when he was in his early 50s.

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Even if you’ve never heard the name Gary Panter, there’s a decent chance you’re familiar with at least some of his work. The Oklahomaborn graphic novelist/painter/designer, who came of age in the Los Angeles punk scene, won three Emmys for his set designs on the childhood classic “Pee Wee’s Playhouse.” This exhibit will focus on his more mature output, compiling paintings, comic book drawings and other works that showcase his “punk, nuclear, hillbilly” sensibilities. Panter will also return for an artist talk on Monday, Sept. 23.

“Loud Flash: British Punk on Paper” Musician Patti Smith once said, “To me, punk rock is the freedom to create, freedom to be successful, freedom to not be successful, freedom to be who you are. It’s freedom.” This exhibit, drawn from the collection of artist/designer Toby Mott, reflects this attitude, gathering an array of vintage punk-rock concert posters nearly as colorful and freewheeling as the musicians they’re advertising. Included in the show are classic works Jamie Reid designed for the Sex Pistols and Linda Sterling broadsides for the Buzzcocks.

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On a recent weekday afternoon a small team of workers put the finishing touches on the Pizzuti Collection, washing the building’s windows and polishing the hardwood floors in preparation for the grand opening on Saturday, Sept. 7.

“As you see we’re still working,” said Director/Curator Rebecca Ibel, excusing the small mess.

In the last year the building, which was constructed in 1923 and most recently housed United Commercial Travelers, has undergone quite a transformation. Once an admittedly gorgeous office complex, the rehabbed, three-story structure will now serve as the most recent addition to the ever-changing Short North art scene.

The space, conceived by longtime collector Ron Pizzuti as a way to showcase the private collection he’s amassed over his past four decades in the art world, marks its grand opening with a trio of exhibits: “Looking Back,” “Cuban Forever,” and “Looking Forward.”

As its title suggests, “Looking Back” explores the artists and artwork that first sparked Pizzuti’s interest in collecting.

Included among these is the first piece he ever purchased: a silkscreen print of “Circus People” by Dutch painter Karel Appel he procured from a gallery in 1974.

“A lot of this stuff in here is right out of [the Pizzuti’s] living room,” Ibel said.

“These are very personal, and there were

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times it was almost like, ‘No, we can’t let that in here!’”

The other two exhibits focus on Pizzuti’s ongoing fascination with the art emanating from Cuba (“Cuban Forever”) and the up-and-coming painters, sculptors and photographers that have captured his imagination in recent years (“Looking Forward”).

Taken as a whole, the collection offers a fascinating glimpse into Pizzuti’s wide-ranging artistic interests. There are massive sculptures (Ai Weiwei’s “Moon Cabinet #5”), ghostly photographs (Ori Gersht’s “Against the Tide”) and abstract canvases whose simplicity belies their ragged beauty (Roberto Diago’s “Untitled 2011”). The museum will be open to the public Fridays and Saturdays from 11 a.m. until 5 p.m., as well as by appointment. Admission is $10, or free for members and students.

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Now professional graphic designers and business owners — and cofounders of this weekend’s Creative Control Fest — Marshall Shorts and Corey Favor first met in the early 2000s on CCAD’s campus.

What initially drew them to each other was, well, skin deep.

“There weren’t that many African-Americans [taking classesl] there so it was easy to spot each other,” Shorts said.

Soon, though, their friendship deepened as did their creative partnership. Their first foray into running events together started in 2009 with The B.R.U.S.H. Experience (Black Renaissance Urban Sophisticated Hip). The monthly event encouraged socialization between the Columbus creatives by having attendees live paint murals.

B.R.U.S.H.— plus Shorts and Favor’s myriad trips to art conferences like Cleveland’s Weapons of

Mass Creation — became a training ground for their watershed event: Creative Control Fest.

This weekend is the second annual Creative Control, a two-day artstravaganza that is one part national and local artist speaker series (think TED X- or Pecha Kucha -style presentations), one part art fair, and one part concert series. On the bill are singers, dance parties, poets, breakdancers and hip-hop karaoke.

Fun, yes, but “we want to inspire, motivate and cultivate artists,” Favor said. Creative Control is for anyone who loves art, but especially for people looking to start or who are knee deep in an artistic career.

One of the festival’s workshops includes lessons in how to run a creative business — how to do your own accounting, how to market yourself, etc. The goal is to foster a sense of ownership of one’s creativity, to not be afraid to use it. In the future, Shorts

and Favor hope, it won’t be so difficult to find minority faces on those art campuses or in creative professions.

“We want to encourage our community to get more involved in the arts. A lot of times where we come from the arts aren’t necessarily encouraged as a career path so we want to show and highlight people who are doing these things and making a career in the arts so more minorities can start venturing off into some of these fields,” Shorts said. “Art touches everything — from our furniture to the cars we drive. It is ingrained in our lives. If people realized that more they’d get into these fields, and the numbers wouldn’t be so disproportionate.”

The two friends, of course, lead by example. Favor is a graphic designer for Ohio State’s athletic department and Shorts is the creative director of Soulo Theory Creative.

They live by their Creative Control motto: #shutupandcreate.

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If your knowledge of hip-hop dance begins and ends with Miley Cyrus twerking at the MTV Video Music Awards, here’s a chance to educate yourself in the form. The Philadelphia-based troupe known simply as RHAW (Rennie Harris Awe-Inspiring Works) is known for its highenergy performances, which incorporate elements of breakdancing, pop-and-lock and B-boy, among countless other forms.

As part of Gallery Hop, the local modern dance company will be premiering “Living Room,” a new work that finds a quartet of dancers breaking it down in a traditional living 8 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 7, room setting (think of it as a fine-art twist on one of “The 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 8 Simpson’s” couch gags). The production features the 1187 N. High St., talents of Eric Falck, Gabby Stefura, Christeen Stridsberg Short North and Jeff Fouch, who also serves as director, and will include shortnorthstage.org collaborations with student dancers from the Summer Class Series and special guest musician Counterfeit Madison.

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The newest exhibit to hit Short North gallery Roy G Biv features the work of a couple Ohio University grads.

Sculptor Andrew Coppersmith received his bachelor’s degree from the school, while mixed media artist Robert Howsare graduated with an MFA in printmaking from the university in 2012. Both also have a knack for taking everyday forms and materials and twisting, splicing and manipulating them so they can be seen in an entirely different light.

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Peter Heller’s excellent debut novel “The Dog Stars” (not to be confused with Keanu Reeves’ band Dogstar) takes place in the aftermath of a devastating flu that kills off a bulk of the world’s population. Unlike blackhearted dystopian works by writers like Cormac McCarthy, however, Heller’s narrator, a Colorado pilot named Hig, maintains a degree of humanity, determined, as Heller writes, to “animate somehow the [Earth’s] deathly stillness.”

“That’s his challenge every day ... to find a reason to live, to find joy, to find some richness,” Heller said in an interview with NPR’s “Fresh Air.” “And I think that’s what makes him so interesting; it’s not just about finding the calories to stay alive.”

The author, who has previously written several nonfiction books like “Hell or High Water” (his account of kayaking Tibet’s Tsangpo River) and “Kook: What Surfing Taught Me About Life, Love and Catching the Perfect Wave” (a book one could imagine Reeves’ “Point Break” character thumbing through), visits the Columbus Museum of Art on Wednesday, Sept. 11, as part of Thurber House’s ongoing Evenings with Authors series.

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By Jay Weitz Shadowbox Live gets its Python for the next 11 Sundays both having and delivering a grand old — as in medieval — time in its production of “Monty Python’s Spamalot.” The 2005 musical by Eric Idle and John Du Prez was “lovingly ripped off from the motion picture ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail,’” as the posters confess.

The natural fit between Shadowbox and Monty Python allows the company to cram a lot of smart and snarky humor into 135 minutes. Not to mention a fair share of pure giggly silliness, including puns both verbal and musical, Terry Gilliam-inspired animations and opportunities to say such naughty words as “damn” a lot.

Regal in bearing and precise in timing, Tom Cardinal makes a superb King Arthur. Diva that she is, Stephanie Shull makes the most of her part as The Lady of the Lake, accompanied by her intermittently lovely Laker Girls.

David Whitehouse as Sir Lancelot, Robbie Nance as Sir Robin, JT Walker III as Sir Dennis Galahad, Jim Andes as Sir Bedevere and Amy Lay as Arthur’s sidekick Patsy all get to bring out their inner ham a lot.

The usually five-, but occasionally six-piece band, under the musical direction of Matthew Hahn, puts a Shadowbox stamp on the Broadway score adapted by director Stev Guyer.

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Keyboardist Kevin Patrick Sweeny particularly stands out. But sadly, the play format doesn’t allow the ensemble to jam a lot.

Whether you’re a fan of Shadowbox or of Monty Python, you’re bound to enjoy “Spamalot.” A lot.

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“Boardwalk Empire� is one of the best dramas on television. It’s expertly written, directed and acted while featuring costume and set design better than “Mad Men.� With that said, there’s one problem: Nucky Thompson (Steve Buscemi).

Now, Buscemi is strong in his role and the character is appealing, aptly serving as the driving force. It’s just that Nucky is far from the most interesting character.

Since “Boardwalk Empire� is the (mostly accurate) historical tale of American organized crime during prohibition, many viewers already know the fates of Al Capone (Stephen Graham), Arnold Rothstein (Michael Stuhlbarg) and Lucky Luciano (Vincent Piazza). And even though Nucky (based on the actual Nucky Johnson) is ostensibly a historical figure, his tale is much lesser known.

Therefore, Nucky’s storyline and perspective should not only be the entry into this expansive universe, but also compelling; a protagonist to invest in. Unfortunately I — and I can’t be the only one — am almost always drawn to periphery characters.

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Don’t get me wrong, I like Nucky.

I just want more to draw me in, and unfortunately that hasn’t happened so far in Season 4. Fortunately Richard Harrow and especially Capone (plus a few others) have strong narratives.

Fresh off his Rambo-ing of Rosetti’s henchmen, Richard moves away from Atlantic City. He’s still struggling to find his place in this world, and it’s still heartbreaking.

Capone is becoming a major cog in “Boardwalk Empire� and watching his evolution into a hard-boiled gangster is enthralling. It’s made even better by adding Capone’s brothers Frank (Morgan Spector) and Ralph (Domenick Lombardozzi), plus Van Alden (Michael Shannon), to the mix.

I’ve learned my lesson about doubting this show’s slow starts — again leisurely doling out plot in these first five episodes — as its season conclusions are gripping. What I haven’t learned is to care a lot about Nucky. With a story this big, I guess it doesn’t matter.

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Over the last five seasons “Sons of Anarchy” has, at times, been one of the best dramas on television (particularly Season 2) and also one of the worst.

This inconsistency runs throughout the series as a whole — individual seasons and even singular episodes.

Well, the first three episodes of Season 6 aren’t inconsistent. They’re mostly outright bad. A few highlights exist here and there, but as a whole — and especially as an opening to a season — Season 6 lacks narrative thrust and is overall directionless.

There’s not much to report. Jax (Charlie Hunnam) is still running SAMCRO with a ruthless, shrewd aplomb.

Clay (Ron Perlman) is still rotting in jail, and Tara (Maggie Siff) is too. The rest of the club is still dealing with a litany of issues/secrets from last season. Hell, Gemma (Katey Sagal) is just kind of there.

The only storyline injecting any life into the story is obsessed, vengeanceminded Lee Toric (Donal Logue). Toric will do anything to get revenge on SAMCRO for the death of his sister — the nurse brutally stabbed by Otto (series creator/showrunner Kurt Sutter)

last season — and Logue is brilliant at conveying a man asunder.

The rest of the time SAMCRO is making deals and committing, being surrounded by or being the root cause of some viscous violence. Sutter has stated in a number of interviews that this is the most violent season of “Sons,” and I can’t say I’d disagree so far. (And more violence is foreshadowed.)

Violence is nothing new to television and for it to be original or necessary, violence needs to have both reason and purpose within the story.

Here, most of the violence feels exploitive and for sheer shock value.

This was a disappointing round of “Sons” episodes. This has been a better show. The acting has been great — especially Sagal, Perlman and Hunnam (who’s never been this good in anything else).

I’m holding out hope “Sons” can at least return to its strengths because we’re nearing the series’ end. I’m just not going to hold out for much longer.

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“Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” paints gorgeous love story

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Director David Lowery’s gorgeous and buzzed-about “Ain’t Them Bodies Saints” is finally arriving in Columbus, and it is worth the fuss.

It’s a filmmaker’s movie, light on plot, heavy on atmosphere.

Knowing that in advance will help “Saints” find the audience that would most enjoy its charms.

This Texas tale of crime, punishment and love introduces us to its lovers in a sweet, simple prologue. Bob Muldoon (Casey Affleck) pursues a perturbed Ruth Guthrie (Rooney Mara) as she storms off after an unseen argument. In a simple turn as he sweetly makes up, we get a quick and efficient feel for a reckless young love.

We soon learn how reckless, as the couple and a friend rob a business. After a shootout with police, Bob is sent to prison, separated from both Ruth and their unborn child.

Bob writes Ruth unfailingly from prison, speaking in sweet and longing words for the day they will

reunite. It’s a day he’s unwilling to put in the hands of the state. Bob escapes from prison and begins a long, occasionally violent quest to reunite with Ruth.

Lowery’s lush and gorgeous tone poem garners obvious comparisons to Terrence Malick, although it’s more subconscious homage than derivative.

Even if it were, not many directors can pull off ripping off Malick.

It’s also a fair touchstone for the audience that will find “Saints” enthralling, because an equal number may find it obtuse to the point of being almost unwatchable.

Regardless of how you feel about Lowery’s plot, the lead performances

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are outstanding. Mara’s first major turn since starring in the American remake of “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” shows astonishing range.

(She, coincidentally, will be appearing in Malick’s next film.)

Affleck embodies Bob’s dedication with a sweet drawl. The younger Affleck hasn’t felt the internet backlash his big brother did, but it’s a worthy reminder of the talent in the family.

With this film, Lowery establishes himself as filmmaker I’ll be watching. I hope you do, too.

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By Brad Keefe // @bradalive Films dealing with taboo relationships start off with an added challenge of winning over an audience. Despite strong performances from its two lead actresses, “Adore” isn’t up for this challenge.

It follows in the footsteps of another recent indie, “The Lifeguard,” in not sufficiently setting up the relationships it spends the entire film dissecting.

Lil (Naomi Watts) and Roz (Robin Wright) are lifelong friends who live in a beautiful village on the Australian coast.

Their grown sons, Ian (Xavier Samuel) and Tom (James Frecheville), are also close friends and surfing buddies. One wine-fueled

evening, Ian makes advances on Roz, culminating in sex.

Tom spies his mother leaving Ian’s room and is outraged. He confronts Lil with the tryst between her son and best friend. Then he seduces Lil. Got all that? I suppose that may seem like a spoiler, but that is the premise of the film.

Director Anne Fontaine lays forth this challenging premise gracefully, leaning heavily on the talents of Watts and Wright. But as the events of these relationships ebb and flow, it edges into melodrama.

And that’s where the film loses me, as it veers toward soap opera.

Mind you, it’s an amazingly wellacted soap opera. Watts has been one of the finest actresses working since “Mulholland Drive” and is

considered an awards-season lock for her portrayal of Princess Diana in the upcoming Princess Di biopic “Diana.” Wright recently stole the Netflix series “House of Cards,” and she’s never been better.

But as “Adore” looks at these relationships over the years, it still does too little in the way of setup.

An opening montage of a young Lil and Roz just doesn’t cut it.

It is a gorgeous film, even as it lays on its poster image of its four leads on an ocean dock a bit thick. And there’s a steam factor to the sex — although one can’t help but wonder about how this film would be received if the genders were reversed.

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Do you like beer? Do you like “Pulp Fiction”? If you answered no to either of those questions, then I don’t think we can be friends.

The rest of you, listen up, because the Gateway Film Center is screening Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 adrenaline blast with an accompanying beer tasting.

For $15, you can sample some of the Gateway’s beer offerings and practice quoting lines from the movie. Here are some of my favorites: (edited, of course) • “English, motherf- - - er, do you speak it?”

• “I do believe Marsellus Wal-

lace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

• “I love you, Pumpkin.”

“I love you, Honey Bunny.”

• “‘Garçon’ means boy.”

• “Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.”

• “It’s the one that says Bad Motherf- - - er.”

Note: Previous tasting-film pairings have sold out, so you might want to procure tickets via a link on the Gateway website in advance.

—Brad Keefe

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Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon are alumni of “The State” and co-creators of “Reno!

911.” They are also noted Hollywood script doctors who have penned such classics as the Lindsay Lohan vehicle “Herbie Fully Loaded.”

Their latest comedy focuses on a young expectant couple (Rob Corddry and Leslie Bibb) who move into a rundown New Orleans house to welcome the birth of their baby, whom may be the spawn of Satan.

Terribly uneven, “Hell Baby” isn’t nearly

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as funny as those involved. Garant and Lennon co-star as priests, and Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer of “Human Giant” reteam as cops.

There are only occasional glimpses of the great comedic comedy these teams possess (pun!).

No gag goes unturned, and it’s not until the third act that the silliness finally takes hold.

There are laughs waiting there, but it takes far too long to get rolling.

These guys can do better. I hope they get the chance. —Brad Keefe

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A slasher flick with the right mix of old-school scares and new-school self-awareness boasts plenty of blood-splattered mayhem and a deft mix of scares and laughs.

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The sequel fails to actually kick-ass by going with a “more, more, more” approach that only occasionally captures the magic of the first film.

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Yeah! Football is back! So why not go check out a thought-provoking documentary that examines the potential health risks of the game?

When a father’s 12-year-old son wants to take up the game he’s loved all his life, the father travels the country talking to experts and former players to find out how dangerous football really is.

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Yak Attack! burger from swoop with a pint of beer.

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All right, let’s get started.

Swoop food truck’s triumphant new residency at the Hey Hey Bar and Grill shows the hosting old-school German Village haunt amassing a record as an unlikely restaurant incubator for talented chefs. See, Swoop succeeds the tenure of another impressive mobile vendor — yak burger-pioneering The Coop — who recently moved from Hey Hey to work on a brick-andmortar operation all its own. Similarly, Swoop chef Matthew Heaggans has expressed his desire to be the king of his own castle. For now, though, get thee down to the improved Hey Hey to enjoy Heaggans’ fantastic food (currently available evenings, ThursdaySaturday).

Improved Hey Hey? Yes, because two side effects of dishing up more serious grub here over the past year are a seriously upgraded bottled beer list (one not style-stunted) and service that’s less confused and more conducive to finer dining (OK, it’ll never be The Refectory, but now it’s sorta like eating in a bar/diner instead of a “charmingly” creaky dive).

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Yak Meatballs fare — which is gastropubby without all the silly crowing about that — I’d swear several of the stylish items I tried could’ve come outta, say, G. Michael’s kitchen. Like a huge bowl of assertive but nuanced House Pimento Cheese ($7). Plated with good craggy toast points radiating about it, the sharp-tasting dip is thick, Parmesansalty, and delivers a sorta fruity but not-foolin’-around chili kick (habanero?).

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Time to talk yak. It might sound exotic, but the excellent Yak Attack! ($12, with terrific, cofited-and-seared spuds) riffs on a Big Mac-style double decker and tastes familiar, only better. On a glossy, toasted and wonderful pretzel roll-like bun were two lean but very beefy-tasting and extremely juicy yak patties perfectly married to American cheese, arugula, veggies and a mayoand-relish-type sauce. Attack indeed!

You should also attack the atleast-as-impressive trio of seared and succulent Yak Meatballs ($9). Topped with a tangy caponata and plopped onto rich lovely grits, they’re yet another reason you’ll see me back at this Swoop iteration of Hey Hey soon and often.

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Another g-pub staple — deviled eggs, but terrific ones with inspired “du jour” flavors — can be ordered a la carte ($5) or poultry-coupled in The Chicken and the Egg “Supper” dish ($9). If it’s the latter, you’ll also get a vibrant and richness-countering salad plus an impossibly tender, confited and sear-crusted (a popular and effective two-pronged technique here) deboned thigh with intensified chicken flavor. However ordered, the satanic ova I sampled — killer crab and crispy bacon-bit numbers — exhibited that rare kind of wit and balance that elevate no-big-whoop-sounding dishes into something memorable.

Ditto for an incredible-from-a-bar, fancy restaurant-like daily Seasonal Vegetable ($9) — an essay on tomatoes picked from Hey Hey’s backyard garden. The attractive ensemble was a creative, Italian/American South hybrid that used three types of pomodori to craftily merge fried green tomatoes

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Everyone loves a deal, right?

Certain sales are a fact of life: As summer shifts to fall, grills, pool toys and bikes move to the clearance section. But what about wine?

Turns out you can get it for a steal, too.

You’ve seen wine on sale before. But what prompts such a magical moment — and how magical is it, really?

There are the straightforward reasons: The distributor (the middleman between the winery and wine shop) reduces the price, and the wine shop passes that savings along. Sometimes it’s an ongoing cut to clear out extra inventory or to make way for a new vintage (like the grill sales). Sometimes it’s just a short-lived promotion, explained House Wine owner Donnie Austin.

At other times, the shop itself marks the wine down for the same reasons listed above, says Hausfrau Haven manager Aaron Simpson. If Hausfrau owner Faye Muncie doesn’t think a given bottle measures up to its price tag, she’ll mark it down to something she thinks matches up.

And doesn’t it seem like your grocery store wine section always has bottles on sale? That’s because they do, Austin says — typically, places like Giant Eagle and Kroger will mark a $10 bottle as “on sale� for $10, listing the regular price as much more. Occasionally, they charge the “regular price� so that it can legally be on sale otherwise.

Psst‌ the secret is, your local wine shop is likely selling that same bottle for $10 year-round (if they stock it).

Discounts can often reach the double-digits for expensive bottles, and I scored a 2010 Rocca Maura Côtes du Rhône 1737, originally $18, for $13 at Hausfrau recently. It was a bit tannic and very fruity — sure to be a favorite for full-bodied red-wine fans — and even sweeter thanks to the $5 savings.

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By Jesse Tigges // @Jesse_Tigges Photo by Meghan Ralston After months of arduous anticipation, 16-Bit Bar + Arcade opened last weekend. Droves came out, stepped up to the joysticks and drank all the beer.

Yes, 16-Bit actually ran out of beer by Sunday. Apparently we really wanted a bar with old-school arcade games.

“The demographic was there, and it was long overdue for this concept to be [here],” owner Troy Allen said.

Those who visited 16-Bit for opening weekend got what they expected: A plethora of arcade games whisking you back to childhood, adult beverages and a whole lot of folks. Most had a good time. I know I did.

16-Bit bucked the arcade norm by setting up 40 or so games — everything from classics “Galaga” and “Pac-Man “to ’90s stuff like “Street Fighter” (Champion and Turbo) and “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” — in a stylish bar setting.

Instead of funky-colored carpeting, 16Bit has hardwood walls, flat screens and a granite-top U-shaped bar. Most ingenious are drink stands next to games.

Also different from the traditional arcade experience is every game (except pinball) is free play. If you drink, you play for free. Some were cynical about this approach, fearing it could lead to game monopolization. But House Rules are instituted, a sign informing patrons of “no game hogging” and “winner stays, loser walks.”

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4 p.m.-2:30 a.m. Monday-Friday; 12 p.m.-2:30 a.m. Saturday-Sunday (opening at 11 a.m. during football season) “We’ve found it’s a really respectful crowd,” Allen said. “I’ve never seen an issue … where someone’s being a total asshole and not getting off the game.”

16-Bit is a bar foremost, only with arcade games. There are 12 craft beer taps ($4 during happy hour, $6 otherwise), a selection of $5 and $3 bottles and cans and $8 cocktails. The classics get cheeky new names (an old fashioned is Burt Reynolds, Moscow mule is Dolph Lundgren) and fruity, sweet drinks are named after Molly Ringwald, Tiffani Amber Thiessen and the like.

Thrifty drinkers will gravitate to tallboys of Oranjeboom ($3) and PRB ($2).

16-Bit will be insanely busy the next few weeks, but it’s not insufferable, and Allen said he’s making daily improvements to his first bar venture (like stocking a lot more beer).

“There are a lot of high expectations.

We’re just trying to deliver on them,” Allen said.

So keep calm and game on.

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Generally I’m not attracted to “hard” alcoholic beverages.

Whether it’s lemonade, tea or raspberry whatever, I stay away.

But Sprecher Brewing Co. recently released Bootlegger’s Bourbon Barrel Hard Root Beer, and I was intrigued.

High expectations for hard root beer were nil, but I’m a big fan of regular root beer, so I had to try it. Unfortunately, the reason I don’t enjoy hard lemonades, et al. was prevailing sweetness. I’m sad to say, this is still the case with Sprecher’s Hard Root Beer.

Sprecher’s Brewing Co. is a microbrewery in Milwaukee operating since the mid-’80s and offering a number of styles.

With six year-round and about a dozen seasonal/premium/limitedreleased offerings, it’s surprising the Hard Root Beer is the first product I’ve tried from Sprecher’s.

I would never judge the entirety of a brewery’s line by trying only one of its products — especially something like a Hard Root Beer. I’ve heard some good things about some of Sprecher’s offerings, but this wasn’t a good first impression.

Sprecher’s isn’t the only alcoholic root beer on the market — Small Town Brewery in Chicago has 10- and 19.5-percent ABV versions — but it’s the most prevalent. An alcoholic root beer is a fun idea, and root beer fans (like myself) have probably wondered why it hasn’t happened sooner. Hopefully a better version is already out there or coming soon.

At first glance (or smell if you will), Sprecher’s Hard Root Beer has some solid characteristics; a malty root beer

Tim Johnson phoTo aroma with a hint of vanilla. The bourbon notes aren’t particularly noticeable.

It also presents a decent amount of carbonation, if not a significant head.

The main problem with Sprecher’s Hard Root Beer is sweetness. It’s way too sweet — like, I believe I got a cavity after only one. Initially, the taste is almost dead-on to root beer crossed with beer and a dollop of bourbon (albeit still too sweet). But after a couple sips, whoa! The syrupy molasses-type effect becomes unbearable.

I’m guessing this product is designed for those who don’t want to taste the alcohol in their alcohol. While there are plenty of those drinkers out there, I’m not one of them.

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• Griffin House at A&R Music Bar • Wolf Eyes at Double Happiness • Ohio State vs. San Diego State at Ohio Stadium • Gallery Hop in the Short North • Sept. 6-8 Hot Times Festival at Columbus Health Department

• El Ten Eleven with Eliot Lipp at The Basement • Zappa Plays Zappa Roxy & Elsewhere 40th Anniversary concert at LC Pavilion • Stardog Champion at Victory’s

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• Big Sandy & His Fly Rite Boys at Natalie’s Coal-Fired Pizza • Jackson Scott at Ace of Cups • Author Peter Heller at Columbus Museum of Art • Kadavar at Shrunken Head

• Chelsea Light Moving at Ace of Cups • Rancid at Newport Music Hall

• Chvrches at Ace of Cups • Deerhunter at Skully’s Music Diner • Sept. 13-15: Ralphie May at the Funny Bone • Sept. 13-15: Columbus Microbrew Festival at the North Market

• Blood on the Dance Floor at Newport Music Hall • K. Flay at Kobo • Mexican Fiesta Festival at Bicentennial Park • Moonlight Market on Gay Street

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• Ben Sollee at Ace of Cups • Shovels & Rope with Shakey Graves at A&R Music Bar • Blake Shelton at Nationwide Arena • Sept. 20-22: Independents’ Day on Gay Street and Pearl Alley

• Ohio State vs. Florida A&M at Ohio Stadium • Bruce Bruce at the Funny Bone • Houses with Jamaican Queens at The Basement • Vattnet Viskar at The Summit

• “Jersey Boys” premieres at the Ohio Theatre

• Director Alex Rivera presents “Sleep Dealer” at the Wexner Center for the Arts • Saves the Day at Skully’s Music Diner Sept. 15:

• Cherub at A&R Music Bar • CAPA presents Aaron Diehl at The Southern Theatre

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Evolution Social Lounge, 5610 Hall Rd., West Side. 614-4652496. 8 p.m. Ladies Night.

Jazz Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St., Campus. 614-268-9573. $4.

Ron Hope.

Karaoke Bernard’s Tavern, 630 N. High St., Short North. 614-223-9601.

9 p.m. Free. Live Band Karaoke.

Pop/Rock Ace of Cups, 2619 N. High St., Campus. 614-262-6001. 9 p.m. $5. Paul Collins, The Girls!, TKLS. Columbus Commons, 160 S. High St., Downtown. 614-4167100. 7-11 p.m. Free. Downtown Live! Concert Series.

Double Happiness, 482 S. Front St., Brewery District.

614-220-5558. 8 p.m. $5. Wolf Ram Heart, The Van Allen Belt, Hundos.

Gatsby’s, 151 N. Hamilton Rd., Gahanna. 614-476-0088. 8 p.m. Heindog & Stadz.

Kobo, 2590 N. High St., Campus. 614-784-0477. 7 p.m. $5. The Receiver, Clear Plastic Masks, SHVS, Ghost Ranch.

Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus. 614-7255402. 9 p.m. Free. Karaoke Thursday.

Little Rock Bar, 944 N. Fourth St., Short North. 614-824-5602.

8 p.m. Free. Swank DJs Present: Black Gold.

Crown Sports Lounge, 507 Lazelle Rd., Westerville. 614846-1122. 9 p.m. Karaoke.

KDB, 165 Easton Town Center, North Side. 614-286-4978. 9 p.m. Free. Karaoke & Ladies Night.

My Bar 161, 3534 W. DublinGranville Rd., Dublin. 614-5375076. 10 p.m. Karaoke with DJ Darby.

Trabue Tavern, 3582 Trabue Rd., West Side. 614-487-0667.

8:30-11:30 p.m. Free. Karaoke with Cowboy Steve & Ladies Night.

Natalie’s Coal-Fired Pizza, 5601 N. High St., Worthington.

614-436-2625. 9 p.m. $10.

Happy Chichester.

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 9 p.m. Mutts, Lost Orchards, Ably House.

Skully’s Music Diner, 1151 N. High St., Short North. 614-2918856. 9 p.m. Ladies ‘80s & More.

Victory’s Live, 543 S. High St., Brewery District. 614-225-1577.

7 p.m. $12. Star Dog Champion.

Adobe Gila’s, 3978 Easton Station, Easton. 614-418-7134.

8:30 p.m. Free. Chris Logsdon Live.

The Blarney Stone Tavern, 2151 W. Dublin-Granville Rd., Northwest Side. 614-505-6041. 8-11 p.m. Free. Nikki Ghent.

Blues Bicentennial Park, 233 Civic Center Dr., Downtown. 614-6457996. 7:30 p.m. Free. Rhythm on the River: Charlie Musselwhite, Sean Carney Band.

Country J. Lindsay’s, 5453 Bethel Sawmill Center, Dublin. 614214-5078. 9 p.m. Free. Rockin’ Country Night with DJ Cowboy James.

Open Stage Java Central, 20 S. State St., Westerville. 614-839-0698.

7-10 p.m. Free. Acoustic Open Mic.

Pop/Rock Ace of Cups, 2619 N. High St., Campus. 614-262-6001. 9 p.m. $5. 60’s Night Live!

Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus. 614-7255402. 9 p.m. Devil Doves.

Cafe Bourbon Street, 2216 Summit St., Campus. 614-2689377. 8:30 p.m. $5. Lo-Fi Eyed, Happy Tooth and Dug, Besieusm, Palaces.

Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St., Campus. 614-268-9573. $4.

Dirty Billy.

Gatsby’s , 151 N. Hamilton Rd., Gahanna. 614-476-0088. 6-9 p.m. AJ Angelo.

LC Pavilion, 405 Neil Ave., Arena District. 614-461-5483. 8 p.m. $19.92. 92.3 WCOL Country Jam for Kids.

Kobo, 2590 N. High St., Campus. 614-784-0477. 7 p.m. $5.

Bicentennial Bear, Stations, In Silent Movies.

Dance/Electronic

Roop Brothers Bar, 17 N. Union St., Delaware. 740-369-0643. 9 p.m. Free. Kreis, Ross & Hooff.

Diesel Club Lounge Columbus, 51 Vine St., Arena District. 614407-4122. 10 p.m. Free before midnight. Diesel Sessions CD Release Party.

Jazz Hyde Park Prime Steakhouse, 1615 Old Henderson Rd., Upper Arlington. 614-442-3310.

7:30-10:30 p.m. Free. Dave DeWitt with Derek DiCenzo & Aaron Scott.

Jazz Academy at Lincoln Theatre, 769 E. Long St., East Side. 614-294-5200. 3:30-4:30 p.m. $10; free for JAG subscribers. Snarky Puppy Guest Artist Workshop.

The Worthington Inn, 649 High St., Worthington. 614-8852600. 7-10 p.m. Richard Lopez & Michael Cox.

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 9 p.m.

The Speedbumps.

OCTOBER 3-6 & 9-12 Fritsche Theatre at Cowan Hall 30 S. Grove St., Westerville

R&B/Soul/Funk Genoa Park, Washington Blvd., Downtown. 614-299-9221.

6:30-10:30 p.m. WaterFire with Arnett Howard.

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Celtic/Irish The Blarney Stone Tavern, 2151 W. Dublin-Granville Rd., Northwest Side. 614-505-6041. 8-11 p.m. Free. Tim O’Conner.

Dance/Electronic Ace of Cups, 2619 N. High St., North Campus. 614-262-6001.

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Bill’s Other Place, 733 Harrisburg Pike, West Side.

614-558-2217. 8 p.m. Karaoke Enchanted Entertainment.

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Diesel Club Lounge Columbus, 51 Vine St., Arena District. 614407-4122. 10 p.m. Free. Twisted Thursdays.

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The Basement, 391 Neil Ave., Arena District. 614-461-5483. 7 p.m. $12 advance, $14 day of.

El Ten Eleven with Eliot Lipp.

King Avenue Five Restaurant and Sports Lounge, 945 King Ave., Grandview. 614-297-8060.

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Skully’s Music Diner, 1151 N. High St., Short North. 614-2918856. 9 p.m. Skully’s Gallery Hop Dance Party.

Jazz Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St., Campus. 614-268-9573. $4.

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Karaoke Bill’s Other Place, 733 Harrisburg Pike, West Side. 614558-2217. 8 p.m. Karaoke with Enchanted Entertainment.

Robey’s Pub, 1318 Aida Dr., Reynoldsburg. 614-863-3038. 9 p.m. Hyperdryve Karaoke.

Trabue Tavern, 3582 Trabue Rd., West Side. 614-487-0667.

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Kobo, 2590 N. High St., Campus. 614-784-0477. 8 p.m. $5. The Ridges, Indigo Wild.

Double Happiness, 482 S. Front St., Brewery District.

614-220-5558. 8 p.m. $13.

Wolf Eyes.

R&B/Soul/Funk FM Food & Music, 154 N. Hamilton Rd., Gahanna. 713-385-

Kobo, 2590 N. High St., Campus. 614-784-0477. 8 p.m. $5. The Ridges, Indigo Wild.

2887. 9 p.m. Free. Hamilton

Roop Brothers Bar, 17 N. Union St., Delaware. 740-3690643. Soul Satyr Horns.

sunday

Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus.

614-725-5402. 9 p.m. Tobin Wilcox with the Ginger Lees.

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841.

10 p.m. Adam’s Ale.

Crown Sports Lounge, 507 Lazelle Rd., Polaris. 614846-1122. 9:30 p.m. Free.

Nightfall.

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841.

7 p.m. Jesse Henry and The One Night Stand Blues Band.

Loomis Band.

Dick’s Den, 2417 N. High St., Campus. 614-268-9573. $4.

Mike Zarrilli.

Harrison Park Community Center, 575 W. First Ave., Short North.

614-440-6010. 1-2:30 p.m. Free.

Caribbean Jazz Quartet.

Karaoke

Acoustic Circus, 1227 N. High St., Short North. 614-421-2998. 7 p.m. Free. Open Mic Sundays hosted by Mike Folker and Secret Song Records.

Jazz

Ace of Cups, 2619 N. High St., North Campus. 614-262-6001.

9 p.m. Free. Excesss Karaoke.

Bethel Road Pub, 1375 Bethel Rd., Northwest Side. 614-4599987. 9 p.m. Free. Karaoke with DJ Steve.

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Hollywood Casino, 200 Georgesville Rd., West Side.

614-308-3333. 8 p.m. Casino Karaoke.

Leap-N-Lizard’s, 4704 Cemetery Rd., Hilliard. 614-771-0062. 9

p.m. Karaoke with Dave Deskins.

O’Sheckys Live, 6240 Busch Blvd., Worthington. 740-6063904. 10 p.m. Free. You’re the Rock Star Karaoke.

Open Stage Scarlet & Grey Cafe, 2203 N. High St., Campus. 614-655-

Pop/Rock Kobo, 2590 N. High St., Campus.

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Roop Brothers Bar, 17 N. Union St., Delaware. 740-369-0643. 8 p.m. John Deltoro Richarson Band.

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Saturday, Sept. 7

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Crown Sports Pub, 6493 E. Main St., Reynoldsburg. 614367-9319. 8 p.m. Free. Karaoke Sunday Funday.

Hat Trick

EAT & DRINK

Bootleg Happy Hour with Buckles & Boots.

Friday, Sept. 6

ARTS

Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus. 614-725-5402. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

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music // thurs sept. 5–weds sept. 11 Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit Open Stage monday St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 9 The Dolphin Lounge, 345 Agler Rd., Gahanna. 614-475-9944.

9 p.m. Free. Blues Jam with Mike Dudley.

Country

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(1376 Cherry Bottom Rd.)

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Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 9 p.m. $5. Granger Smith with Earl Dibbles Jr.

Jazz Clintonville Woman’s Club, 3951 N High St, Clintonville.

614-488-7556. 7:30-10:45 p.m. $10, $5 for students.

Vaughn Wiester’s 21-piece Famous Jazz Orchestra.

Eastside Lounge, 6115 E. Livingston Ave., Reynoldsburg.

614-378-5652. 6:30-9:30 p.m.

Blue Monday (Old School).

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PEOPLE

Blues

Karaoke Bernard’s Tavern, 630 N. High St., Short North. 614-223-9601.

9 p.m. Free. Karaoke Mondays.

TACO SALAD

Circus, 1227 N. High St., Short North. 614-421-2998. 8 p.m.

Punk Rock Karaoke.

Roop Brothers Bar, 17 N. Union St., Delaware. 740-369-0643. 7 p.m. Free. Karaoke.

MONDAYS: ONDAYS

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WEDNESDAYS: S: Gringa’s Night

$2 each

Open Stage Gooeyz, 1554 N. High St., Campus. 614-824-1731. 9 p.m.

Acoustic Open Mic Night.

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Pop/Rock

Liberty Tavern, 50 S. Liberty St., Powell. 614-825-0500. 7:3010:30 p.m. Free. Tim and Clark of Hat Trick.

Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus.

614-725-5402. 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Bootleg Happy Hour with Buckles & Boots.

Jazz

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 9 p.m.

Continental.

Park Street Tavern, 501 Park St., Arena District. 614-2214099. 8 p.m. Jazz Jam Session.

Karaoke

Skip the wait, call ahead for carry out: (614) 538-0211 OPEN DAILY

SUN - THU: 11am-12am • FRI & SAT: 11am-1am

Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview. 614-2994987. 7 p.m. $15. Floodwood with Blue Moon Soup.

Bernie’s Distillery, 1896 N. High St., Campus. 614-2913448. 9 p.m. Tekillya Karaoke.

wednesday

Crown Sports Lounge, 507 Lazelle Rd., Polaris. 614-8461122. 9 p.m. Karaoke.

The Greek Star Restaurant, 1276 Hill Rd. North, Pickerington. 614-648-2505. 6-9:59 p.m. Free. Sidekicks.

Evolution Social Lounge, 5610 Hall Rd., West Side. 614-4652496. 8 p.m. Karaoke Popstar.

Filling Station, 8765 Smoky Row Rd., Powell. 614-7619766. 9 p.m. Karaoke with DJ Rob Stylz.

With coupon. Not valid at lunch or with other offers. Expires 9/30/13

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The Dolphin Lounge, 345 Agler Rd., Gahanna. 614-475-9944.

9 p.m. Karaoke with Kara.

The Three Legged Mare, 401 N. Front St., Arena District. 614-2224950. 8 p.m. Free. Karaoke.

Open Stage Filling Station Bar & Grill, 8765 Smoky Row Rd., Powell. 614-7619766. 9 p.m. Open Mic Night.

Gatsby’s, 151 N. Hamilton Rd., Gahanna. 614-476-0088. 8 p.m. Open Mic Night.

Acoustic

Blues Roop Brothers Bar, 17 N. Union St., Delaware. 740-369-0643.

8:30 p.m. Free. MojoKings.

The Shrunken Head, 251 W. Fifth Ave., Short North. 614-299-2295.

8 p.m. Free. Acoustic Open Mic.

Pop/Rock Bossy Grrl’s Pin-Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus. 614-725-5402.

9 p.m. Devil Doves.

Jazz Boudins Jazz Bistro, 6064 Channingway Blvd., Reynoldsburg. 614622-7967. 7-10 p.m. JAzLab.

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Campus. 614-268-1841. 10 p.m.

Jampon Weirdo Bash.

Little Rock Bar, 944 N. Fourth St., Short North. 614-824-5602.

9 p.m. Little Rock Your Cock Off Karaoke.

Eleven, 569 N. High St., Short North. 614-225-9611. 7-10 p.m. Free. Dave DeWitt with Derek DiCenzo & Aaron Scott.

The Shrunken Head, 251 W. Fifth Ave., Victorian Village. 614-2992295. 8 p.m. $8; $6 advance.

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Park Street Tavern, 501 Park St., Arena District. 614-2214099. 9 p.m. Live Band Karaoke with Dirty Money.

Ledo’s Tavern, 2608 N. High St., Campus. 614-263-1009. 9 p.m.

Live Band Karaoke with Dirty Money.

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Crown Sports Pub, 6493 E. Main St., Reynoldsburg. 614367-9319. 9 p.m. Free. Hump Day Karaoke.

Natalie’s Coal-Fired Pizza, 5601 N. High St., Clintonville. 614-4362625. 9 p.m. $15. Big Sandy and His Fly-Rite Boys.

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Business & Professional

Zeno’s Thursday Open Mic, Sign up at 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9 p.m. 9 p.m. Free.

Zeno, 384 W. Third Ave., Short North. 740-501-2541. tomplutecomedy.com

One Book, One Community Book Discussion Group, Discuss this year’s selection, “The

THE BIG GAME IS AT

Singles Night, Come mingle in the gallery during happy hour the first Thursday of the month.

Intended for ages 35-60. Bring a single friend of the opposite sex if you can. 5-8 p.m. Free.

Hayley Gallery, 270 E. Main St., New Albany. 614-855-4856. hayleygallery.com Tai Chi: Enhance Your Health and Vitality, No experience is necessary. Call to register. 5-6 p.m. $60. Mount Carmel St. Ann’s, 500 S. Cleveland Ave.,

Olde Pickerington Farmers Market, 4-7 p.m. Olde Pickerington Farmers’ Market, 89 N. Center St., Pickerington.

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Hand-Crafted Cocktails Dinner, 7 p.m. Starting at $85. Mitchell’s Steakhouse, 45 N. Third St., Downtown. 614-558-5686. mitchellssteakhouse.com

Fall Wedding Trunk Show, Gowns, jewelry, hair and makeup stylists, cakes and more at this fall-trend wedding trunk show. Free hair and make-up demos from Square One Salon & Spa. 6-8 p.m. Camelot Cellars Winery, 958 N. High St., Short North. 614-441-8860.

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New Albany Farmers Market, 4-7 p.m. Market Square, 200 Market St., New Albany. facebook.com/nafarmersmarket

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THURSDAY

Home Game Specials

Easton Farmers Market, 4-7 p.m. Easton Town Center, 160 Easton Town Center, Easton.

614-416-7000. eastontowncenter.com

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Free Open Mic Comedy, Free Comedy Open Mic Hosted by Chris Paugh. Free. Hampton’s on King, 234 King Ave., Short North.

440-381-9169.

Diabetes Support and Empowerment Group, The Central Ohio Diabetes Association is offering a venue for people with diabetes to learn how to deal feeling frustrated or getting burned out.

6:30-7:45 p.m. Free. Central Ohio Diabetes Association Association, 1100 Dennison Ave., Short North. 614-884-4400. diabetesohio.org

Farmers Markets

Bier und Brat Nites, 6-9 p.m. $7.95. Juergens German Village Restaurant, Bakery & KaffeeHaus, 525 S. Fourth St., German Village. 614-224-6858. juergensbakery.com

Shopping/Sales Easton Fashion Night Presented by Capital Style, A fabulous evening of fashion, beauty, entertainment and more. Join many of our retailers for special promotions and activities within their stores. Shop, mingle and be sure to stop by Central Park Fountain for giveaways, pink carpet photos, a DJ and more.

6-9 p.m. Easton Town Center, 160 Easton Town Center, Easton.

614-416-7100.

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Comedy

Discussions

Events Beyond Healing Bereavement Support Group, Compassionate, confidential support for anyone grieving the death of a loved one. 6-8 p.m. Free.

Northwest Masonic Temple, 2436 Dublin-Granville Rd., Northwest Side. 614-4991152. beyond-healing.org

Food & Drink Breckenridge Brewery FourCourse Beer Tasting, 7-8:30 p.m. $35. Trattoria Roma, 1447 Grandview Ave., Grandview. 614488-2104. breckbrew.com

Pints & Pies Happy Hour, Featuring local breweries and snacks by Late Night Slice: Commons Cafe. Meet the brew masters and listen to local music while you enjoy the patio season. 5-7 p.m. Columbus Commons, 160 S. High St., Downtown. 614-416-7100.

ARTS

NAWBO Presents Lt. Governor Mary Taylor, 11:15 a.m.-1:15 p.m. Brookside Golf & Country Club, 2770 W. Dublin-Granville Rd., Dublin. 614- 824-6200. nawbocolumbusohio.com

Dance Joy of Dancing, No partners or experience are needed for this choreographed line-dancing class. 7-9 p.m. $5. Groveport Town Hall, 648 Main St., Groveport. 614-836-3333. groveport.org

Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species.

8-10:30 p.m. $30-$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-450-1480. cirquedusoleil.com

Reynoldsburg Farmers Market, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Huber Park, 1520 Davidson Dr., Reynoldsburg. 614-322-6829. ci.reynoldsburg.oh.us

MUSIC

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Westerville. 614-234-5433. mountcarmelhealth.com

PEOPLE

a-list

Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society,” with fellow readers in the community.

Registration required. 6:307:30 p.m. Westerville Public Library, 126 S. State St., Westerville. 614-882-7277. westervillelibrary.org

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Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com

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The Music Show, 8-10 p.m.

Free. Average Joe’s Pub & Grill, 8453 Sancus Blvd., Polaris.

614-653-8386. facebook.com/ themusicshowtrivia Team Trivia Live, 8 p.m. Free.

Grandview Cafe, 1455 W. Third Ave., Grandview. 614-486-2233.

LUNCH SPECIAL Mon - Thurs., 11:30 - 3:00 $8.50 3 Course Meal

HAPPY HOUR Mon - Thurs., 4:00 - 7:00 $2 Draft Beer

(Stella, Magic Hat)

inludes: soup, appetizer and entree

$3.95 Wine + Small Plates Now open seven days a week!

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Evolution Theatre Company: Sons of the Prophet, Production by Stephen Karam follows a luckless Lebanese-American Douaihy family, distant relatives of poet Kahlil Gibran, that lives in a run-down section of Nazareth, Pennsylvania.

8 p.m. $20; $15 students, seniors. Columbus Performing Arts Center, 549 Franklin Ave., Downtown. 614-233-1124. evolutiontheatre.org

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Theater

1124 N. High St. www.basilshortnorth.com 614-421-BASL (2275)

friday Arts Events Hot Times Festival, An independent, volunteer-driven community arts and music festival featuring art cars, music, poetry, children’s events and more. Columbus Health Department, 240 Parsons Ave., East Side. 614-218-5613. hottimesfestival.com

Business & Professional How to Generate Income Giving Away Special Reports, Attendees will create a special report and discuss ways to use them to generate income. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. $20. Columbus Metropolitan Library, 96 S. Grant Ave., Downtown. 614-949-6188. marketwyze365.com Tech Talk, ULVA staff will demonstrate Dragon voice dictation and new low-vision products.

Free refreshments, win door prizes and food. 8:30-10 a.m.

Free. ULVA, 1350 W. Fifth Ave., Grandview. 614-224-6465. meetup.com

Dance Open Dance Parties, 9-10:30 p.m. $7. Dance Plus Ballroom, 1255 Grandview Ave., Grandview. 614-486-0471. dance-plus.com Open Dance Party, 8-11 p.m. $12. Emerald City Ballroom, 6755 Dublin Center Dr., Dublin.

614-946-3120. emeraldcityballroom.com Salsa Dancing Fridays, 8 p.m. $10 for classes and dance; $7 for open dance only. La Fogata Grill, 790 N. High St., Short North. 614-414-6042. salsacolumbus.com The Rennie Harris Hip-Hop Dance Company, 8-10 p.m.

Free for OWU students and employees; $20 general admission; $5 for senior citizens and non-OWU students. Ohio Wesleyan University, Chap-

pelear Drama Center, 40 Rowland Ave., Delaware. 740368-3629. pas.owu.edu

Events Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species.

8-10:30 p.m. $30-$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-450-1480. cirquedusoleil.com WaterFire with Arnett Howard, 6:30-10:30 p.m. Genoa Park, Washington Blvd., Downtown.

614- 299-9221. waterfirecolumbus.com

Pet Events First Friday Pet Walk, This second-annual pet walk also features pet-related booths and information, children’s craft projects and music.

6-9 p.m. $10. Main Street Delaware Office, 20 E. Winter St., Delaware. 740-362-6050. mainstreetdelaware.com

Sports Ohio State Field Hockey vs.

Missouri State, 3 p.m. Buckeye Varsity Field, Olentangy River Rd., Campus. 614-292-2624. ohiostatebuckeyes.com

Theater 3 in 30: Office, 10:30 p.m. $5; $3 if you attend “The Invisible Play” at 8 p.m.. Madlab, 227 N. Third St., Downtown. 614-5957743. madlab.net Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com Evolution Theatre Company: Sons of the Prophet, Production

by Stephen Karam follows a luckless Lebanese-American Douaihy family, distant relatives of poet Kahlil Gibran, that lives in a run-down section of Nazareth, Pennsylvania. 8 p.m. $20; $15 students, seniors. Columbus Performing Arts Center, 549 Franklin Ave., Downtown.

614-233-1124. evolutiontheatre.org Invisible Play, Colin is the guy no one ever notices. The guy fading away in the cubicle next to Fran; the guy who made the mistake of falling in love with her even though she has no idea he exists. Now that he’s finally gone completely invisible, Colin discovers other invisible workers in the office, and together they might have a plan to get Fran to finally notice Colin. 8 p.m. $12; $10 students, seniors; $8 Madlab members. Madlab, 227 N. Third St., Downtown. 614221-5418. madlab.net

COSI Columbus Energy Explorers. through Dec. 31. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Mon-sat, 12-6 p.m. sun.

333 W. Broad st., Downtown.

614-228-2674. cosi.org

Ohio Wesleyan University Richard M. Ross Museum A Portrait of Ice by Caleb Cain Marcus, Paintings and Drawings

by John Sabraw. through Oct. 6.

10 a.m.-5 p.m. tue-Fri, 1-5 p.m. sun. Extended thursday hours until 9 p.m. 60 s. sandusky st., Delaware. 740-368-3567. ross. owu.edu Open Door Art Studio No Objections. through Oct. 3. 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-Fri. 1050 Goodale Blvd., Grandview. 614-4864919. opendoorartstudio.org

Fresh A.I.R. Gallery Beautiful Baby: Works by Shannon Cameron. through Oct. 4. 8 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Mon-Fri. 131 N. High st., Downtown. 614-7448110. southeastinc.com

OSU Faculty Club New Works on Paper: Sophie Knee, Monotype Prints. through Oct. 31. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-Fri. Extended thursday hours until 8 p.m. 181 s. Oval Dr., Campus. 614-2922262. ohio-statefacultyclub.com

Galleria Evangelica This & That: Whimsical Paintings by Judy Vierrow and Quilts by Ann Traguba.

12-7 p.m. Fri-sat, 15-5 p.m. sun, and by appointment. 4269 N. High st., Clintonville. 614-3546557. galleria-evangelia.com

OSU Urban Arts Space In League. through sept. 14.

Donald Lokuta. through sept.

14. 11 a.m.-6 p.m. tue-sat.

Extended thursday hours until 8 p.m. 50 W. town st., Downtown.

614-292-8861. uas.osu.edu

ROY G BIV Gallery Andrew CopperSmith and Robert Howsare. through sept. 28. 3-6 p.m.

Wed-Fri, 1-5 p.m. sat and by appointment. 997 N. High st., short North. 614-297-7694. roygbivgallery.org

M. Husted at Studios on High Gallery

Visit ShortNorth.org for more info

The Schumacher Gallery Presence: A Dialogue with the Human Form. through Oct. 17.

1-5 p.m. Mon-sat. 303 E. Broad st., Downtown. 614-236-6319. schumachergallery.org Sean Christopher Gallery Ohio Luke Ahern: Poor Penmanship. through sept.

28. 3:30-5:30 p.m. Wed-Fri, 1:30-3:30 p.m. sat and by appointment. 815 N. High st., short North. 614-291-5890. seanchristophergalleryohio Studios On High Gallery Silver Threads and Golden Palette. through sept. 30. 12-6 p.m.

Mon-sat, 1-6 p.m. sun. 686 N. High st., short North. 614-4616487. studiosonhigh.com Terra Gallery Paintings Charles Rowland and Rod Hayslip. through Oct. 2. 12-6 p.m. daily. 8 E. Poplar ave., short North. 614-228-4188. terra-gallery.com The Ohio Art League Paris: Object Awareness. through sept.

27. 12-6 p.m. Mon-Wed, 12-8 p.m. thu-sat. 1552 N. High st., Campus. 614-299-8225. oal.org

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Franklin Park Conservatory and Botanical Gardens Highlights from the Chihuly Collection. through Nov. 17. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. daily. Extended Wednesday hours until 8 p.m. 1777 E. Broad st., East side. 614-7158000. fpconservatory.org

Ohio Wesleyan University Beeghly Library The Boys of Summer. through sept. 22.

8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-Fri. 43 Rowland ave., Delaware. 740203-6908. library.owu.edu

Rivet Gallery Dominic Damien and Patrick Maxcy. through sept. 30. 12-7 p.m. tue-sat, 12-5 p.m. sun. 1200 N. High st., short North. 614-294-8697. rivetart.com

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Concourse Gallery Trans-fiber & Paper. through Oct. 25. 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-Fri. 3600 tremont Rd., Upper arlington. 614-583-5310. uaoh.net

Ohio Craft Museum East & West: An Exhibition of Asian Influence on Contemporary Craft. through Oct. 27. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-Fri, 1-4 p.m. sat-sun.

1665 W. Fifth ave., Grandview.

614-486-4402. ohiocraft.org

Riffe Gallery Poetics of Pattern. through Oct. 6. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. tue, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Wed-Fri, 12-4 p.m. sat-sun. Extended thursday hours until 8 p.m. 77 s. High st., Downtown. 614728-4463. oac.state.oh.us

Gallery hop Saturday, September 7th

Eat & DRiNK

Columbus Museum of Art Surface Tension: 2013 Greater Columbus Arts Council Visual Arts Exhibition. through sept.

14. George Bellows and the American Experience. through Jan. 4. The Big Idea: Color. through early 2014. 10 a.m.5:30 p.m. tue-sun. Extended thursday hours until 8:30 p.m.

480 E. Broad st., Downtown.

614-221-6801. columbusmuseum.org

Marcia Evans Gallery Contemporary Mediums: Bernice Koff & Cody Heichel. through sept.

28. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. tue-sat.

8 E. Lincoln st., short North.

614-298-8847. marciaevansgallery.com

Pizzuti Collection Cuban Forever. through June 30.

Inaugural Exhibition. through June 30. Sculpture Garden. through June 30. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Mon-sat. 632 N. Park st., short North. 614-280-4004. pizzuticollection.com

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CCAD Canzani Center Room: Loud Flash, British Punk On Paper. through Oct. 4. Gary Panter: The Magnetic Lady. through Oct. 4. Jeff Smith: RASL. through Oct. 4. Kirk Hayes: Rule

By Fear Exhibition. through Oct. 4. Martha Colburn: Camera, Lights, Charge, Pop. through Oct. 4.10 a.m.-7 p.m. tue-Fri, 12-6 p.m. sat-sun. 60 Cleveland ave., Discovery District. 614-2249101. ccad.edu

Grandview Heights Public Library Paintings by Steven Riggs. through sept. 30. 10 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Mon-thu, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

Fri, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. sat, 1-5 p.m. sun. 1685 W. First ave., Grandview. 614-486-2951. ghpl.org

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Art Access Gallery Places. through sept. 4. A Feminine Point of View. through Oct. 12.

New Work. through Oct. 18. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. tue-Fri, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. sat. 540 s. Drexel ave., Bexley. 614-338-8325. artaccessgallery.com

Peggy R. McConnell Arts Center of Worthington Interspecies Dialogue. through Nov. 3. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. tue-thu, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Fri-sat, 12-5 p.m. sun. 777 Evening st., Worthington. 614431-0329. mcconnellarts.org

PEOPLE

Exhibits

Glass Axis Glass, Color and Light: A Glass Axis Member Exhibition. through Nov. 7. 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. tue-Fri, 11 a.m.4 p.m. sat. Extended thursday hours until 7 p.m. 1341 Norton ave., Grandview. 614-291-4250. glassaxis.org

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Shakespeare in the Park: Romeo and Juliet, Actors’ Theatre of Columbus second series will feature six performances of “Romeo and Juliet.” Alcoholic beverages will be available for purchase. Blankets and chairs are welcome; no coolers.

7:30-10 p.m. Free. Columbus Commons, 160 S. High St., Downtown. 614-416-7100.

The Best of Shadowbox Live, 7:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. $30;

$20 students, seniors. Shadowbox Live, 503 S. Front St., Brewery District. 614-416-7625. shadowboxlive.org

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Park St., Short North. 614-3003567. pizzuticollection.com

Benefits Inaugural Red Columbus Table Design Gala, New gala will benefit the AIDS Resource Center of Ohio while highlighting the creativity of local artists and designers. 6 p.m. $250; $450 couple; $2,500 for a table of 10. Landmark Aviation, 4130 E. Fifth Ave., East Side. 614340-6715. redcolumbus.com

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Saturday Salsa Night, 9 p.m. $7. Sidebar 122, 122 E. Main St., Downtown. 614-414-6042. salsacolumbus.com

Artist Production Development Clinic, A one-day informational clinic for local artists, arts organizations, and individuals interested in developing their performing arts product for the stage. Clinic includes oneon-one Q & A and networking opportunities and Production Planning, Production Staging, Marketing and Advertising and Legalities classes. 8 p.m. Free.

Lincoln Theatre, 769 E. Long St., King Lincoln. 614-384-5639. lincolntheatrecolumbus.com Bird Hike, Look for fall migrants on a two-mile hike. Binoculars available. Meet at main entrance picnic area bulletin board. 10 a.m. Glacier Ridge Metro Park, 9801 Hyland Croy Rd., Dublin.

614-891-0700. metroparks.net

Game Day Saturdays, Free pool & darts all day. 11 a.m.-7 p.m.

Evolution Social Lounge, 5610 Hall Rd., West Side. 614-3526930.

Morning Coffee and Wildlife Watch, View wildlife through the nature center windows and enjoy a cup of coffee. Meet at nature center. 8-10 a.m. Blacklick

Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species.

8-10:30 p.m. $30-$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-450-1480. cirquedusoleil.com Urban Zen, An overview of the history and philosophy of Urban Zen and take time to answer all your questions before leading you on your inward, healing journey. 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Yoga On High, 1081 N. High St., Short North. 614-291-4444. yogaonhigh.com

Farmers Markets Greater Powell Area Farmers Market, 9 a.m. Powell Area Chamber of Commerce, 50 S. Liberty St., Powell. 614-8881090.

Ohio Renaissance Festival, Jousting, dancing, medieval garb, games, rides, food and more.

10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. $17, $9 ages 5-12. Ohio Renaissance Festival, 10542 E. S.R. 73. 513-8977000. renfestival.com

Food & Drink The Autumn Herbal Kitchen, Discuss various ways of keeping herbal flavors fresh and vibrant in dishes as well as how to use and prepare a variety of dried

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Barking and Breakfast, Breakfast snacks for you and your dog and a three-mile walk. Meet at Confluence Trails bulletin board.

9:30 a.m. Three Creek Metro Park, 3860 Bixby Rd., Groveport.

614-891-0700. metroparks.net Cozy Cat Cottage Silent Auction and Wine Tasting, 7-10 p.m. $35; $60 for a couple. Cedar Brook Garden Center, 6058 Glick Rd., Powell. 614-325-4227. cozycatcottage.org Pet Adoption Fair, Area nonprofit animal rescue organizations will set up booths meet to a variety of pets in need during Gallery Hop. 4-9 p.m. Columbus First Free Will Baptist Church, 49 E. Third Ave., Short North. 614299-1578. columbusfirst.com

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Columbus Volunteer Challenge, A county-wide collaboration that encourages, mobilizes and challenges central Ohioans to help build a more engaged community through volunteerism. Challenge events run Sept. 7 through Sept. 11. Various locations, 614-227-2714. columbusvolunteerchallenge.org

Under the Boardwalk, Catch and release frogs and tadpoles that live under the wetland boardwalk. Includes a one-mile round trip hike. Meet at Slate Run Wetlands. 2 p.m. Slate Run Metro Park, 1375 State Route 674 N., Canal Winchester. 614891-0700. metroparks.net

GlenFest, A community festival featuring art, crafts, music, food and much more. 12-4 p.m. Free.

Glenwood Park, 1925 W. Broad St., 614-308-0803. hwna.net

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Clintonville Arts & Music Festival, All ages will find something to enjoy: attractions for children (games, face painting), music, art and food. The musical lineup on the main stage will be emceed by local resident and radio personality Mark Dantzer of Mix 107.9. 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Whetstone Park of Roses, 3923 N. High St., Clintonville. 614-6453391. experienceclintonville.com

An Evening with Amunet, Spend an evening with the Ohio Historical Society’s Egyptian mummy, and hear experts share information about her. 5-10 p.m. $15 in advance; $20 at the door. Ohio History Center, 800 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 614-297-2300. ohiohistory.org

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Salsa Saturdays in the Short North, 9 p.m. $7-$10. Lincoln Street Salsa, 47 E. Lincoln Street, Short North. 614-7748146. salsabytodd.com’

Spruce Up Sullivant, A community improvement project organized by Keep Columbus Beautiful and The Franklinton Board of Trade. Volunteers will pick up litter, create a beautification gateway and paint storefront properties. Refreshments, supplies and equipment provided.

Registration required. 8-11 a.m.

Free. Dodge Park, 667 Sullivant Ave., Downtown. 614-645-2421. keepcolumbusbeautiful.org

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Open Dance Party, 8-11 p.m. $12. Emerald City Ballroom, 6755 Dublin Center Dr., Dublin.

614-946-3120. emeraldcityballroom.com

Worthington Farmers Market, 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Free. High Street, between 161 and New England Street, Worthington. 614-2855341. worthingtonfarmersmarket.com

herbs. Participants will create a fresh herbal soup wreath to take home. 1-2 p.m. $15 Gahanna residents; $20 non-residents.

Ohio Herb Education Center, 110 Mill St., Gahanna. 614-3424380. ohioherbcenter.org

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Latin Quarter, 9 p.m. $7.

EndZone Entertainment Complex, 165 Vine St., Arena District. 614414-6042. salsacolumbus.com

Short North Gallery Hop, The first Saturday of every month, thousands of visitors converge on the strip, the epicenter of the High Street experience.

They come to celebrate art and partake in an evening of sights, sounds, food, shopping and cosmopolitan fun. Free. Short North District, Along North High Street between Fifth Avenue and Nationwide Boulevard, Short North.

614-299-8050. shortnorth.org

Organic Farm Stand (Permaculture method), 9 a.m.-12 p.m.

Shepherd’s Corner, 987 N. Waggoner Rd., Blacklick. 614-8664302. shepherdscorner.org

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Crazy 80’s Party, 9 p.m. Crown Sports Pub, 6493 E. Main St., Reynoldsburg. 614-367-9319. thecrownsportspub.com

Woods Metro Park, 6975 E. Livingston Ave., Reynoldsburg.

614-891-0700. metroparks.net

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Ohio Renaissance Festival, Jousting, dancing, medieval garb, games, rides, food and more. 10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. $17, $9 ages 5-12. Ohio Renaissance Festival, 10542 E. S.R. 73. 513-897-7000. renfestival.com

Sports Ohio State Football vs. San Diego State, 3:30 p.m. Ohio Stadium, 411 Woody Hayes Dr., Campus. 614-292-2624. ohiostatebuckeyes.com

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3 in 30: Office, 10:30 p.m. $5; $3 if you attend “The Invisible Play” at 8 p.m.. Madlab, 227 N. Third St., Downtown. 614-5957743. madlab.net Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com

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Columbus Moving Company Presents: In House, The company’s latest work “Living Rooms” presented as Short North Stage’s in-house dance company for Gallery Hop. Directed by Jeff Fouch, “Living Rooms” is a modern dance theater work. 8 p.m. $10. The Garden Theater, 1187 N. High St., Short North. 614-725-4042. shortnorthstage.org

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Evolution Theatre Company: Sons of the Prophet, Production by Stephen Karam follows a luckless Lebanese-American

Douaihy family, distant relatives of poet Kahlil Gibran, that lives in a run-down section of Nazareth, Pennsylvania. 8 p.m. $20; $15 students, seniors. Columbus Performing Arts Center, 549 Franklin Ave., Downtown. 614233-1124. evolutiontheatre.org Invisible Play, Colin is the guy no one ever notices. The guy fading away in the cubicle next to Fran; the guy who made the mistake of falling in love with her even though she has no idea he exists. Now that he’s finally gone completely invisible, Colin discovers other invisible workers in the office, and together they might have a plan to get Fran to finally notice Colin. 8 p.m. $12; $10 students, seniors; $8 Madlab members. Madlab, 227 N. Third St., Downtown. 614221-5418. madlab.net Saturday Night Brewlesque, Karaoke cabaret and variety show features singing cocktail waitresses, after-hours appetizers, after-dinner drinks, brew specials and a weekly guest artist. 10 p.m. Cloak & Dagger Theater, 447 E. Livingston Ave., German Village. 614-842-2583. cloakdagger.com Shakespeare in the Park: Romeo and Juliet, Actors’ Theatre of Columbus second series will feature six performances of

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7:30-10 p.m. Free. Columbus Commons, 160 S. High St., Downtown. 614-416-7100.

The Best of Shadowbox Live, 7:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. $30; $20 students, seniors. Shadowbox Live, 503 S. Front St., Brewery District. 614-416-7625. shadowboxlive.org

sunday Benefits Strides for Hope 5K Walk/Run, Held every September to promote ovarian cancer education and awareness. 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. $25. Genoa Park, 303 W. Broad St., Downtown. 614-5469498. ocao.org

Discussions One Book, One Community Book Discussion Group, Discuss this year’s selection, “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society,” with fellow readers in the community.

Registration required. 2:30-3:30 p.m. Westerville Public Library, 126 S. State St., Westerville.

614-882-7277.

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Breaking Bad Sundays, Tickets are released three hours before the show time, and admission is free. 9-10 p.m. Free. The Gateway Film Center, 1550 N. High St., Campus. 614-247-4433. gatewayfilmcenter.com

Ohio Renaissance Festival, Jousting, dancing, medieval garb, games, rides, food and more.

10:30 a.m.-6 p.m. $17, $9 ages 5-12. Ohio Renaissance Festival, 10542 E. S.R. 73. 513-8977000. renfestival.com

Columbus Bridal Show, Brides, grooms and their families can save time, headaches and hassles by meeting face to face with the area’s top wedding vendors. 1-4 p.m. $5. Crowne Plaza Columbus North, 6500 Doubletree Ave., Worthington.

614-823-8300.

Columbus Volunteer Challenge, A county-wide collaboration that encourages, mobilizes and challenges central Ohioans to help build a more engaged community through volunteerism. Challenge events run Sept. 7 through Sept. 11. Various locations, 614-227-2714. columbusvolunteerchallenge.org Good Ol’ Days: Revisiting the 1800s and Early 1900s, The Powell Liberty Historical Society event includes period displays and demonstrations, artisans, craftspeople, re-enactors, antique appraisals, treasures from the past, entertainment and food. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Powell Liberty Historical Society Inc., 103 Olentangy Pl., Powell. 614-848-6210. powellhistory.org The Pointless Pursuit, A one-day Amazing Race where teams of two run wild through the unique neighborhoods of Columbus solving crazy clues and competing in wacky challenges. After Party includes games, prizes and awesome food and drink specials. 12-5 p.m. $39. Various Downtown locations. 614-2042110. pointlesspursuit.com Weekly Beer Pong Tournament, 7 p.m. Free. Bossy Grrl’s Pinup Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus.

614-725-5402.

Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species.

8-10:30 p.m. $30-$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-450-1480. cirquedusoleil.com

Food & Drink The Food Truck Festival at the Naz, The festival features more than 10 food trucks, inflatables, face painting, a photo booth, corn hole and a mechanical bull.

A portion of the proceeds will go to Hang Time, a ministry dedicated to helping local youth. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Grove City Church of The Nazarene, 4770 Hoover Rd., Grove City. 614-875-2551. foodtruckfest.tv

Home & Garden Horticulture Walks, A Conservatory horticulturist will lead a tour through one of the Conservatory’s indoor or outdoor garden areas. 11-11:45 a.m. Free with admission: $6-11. Franklin Park Conservatory, 1777 E. Broad St., East Side. 614-715-8000. fpconservatory.org Monarch Migration, Catch and release monarch butterflies using nets and learn about their migration and life cycle. Meet at Slate Run Wetlands. 1 p.m. Slate Run Metro Park, 1375 State Route 674 N., Canal Winchester.

614-891-0700. metroparks.net Sunny Sundays, Members of the Herb Society of America, Central Ohio Unit will be available to answer visitors’ questions. Meet at Herb Garden. 1:30-3:30 p.m.

Highbanks Metro Parks, 9466 Columbus Pike, Westerville. 614891-0700. metroparks.net

Sports Ohio State Field Hockey vs.

Bucknell, 12 p.m. Buckeye Varsity Field, Olentangy River Rd., Campus. 614-292-2624. ohiostatebuckeyes.com

Theater Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com Columbus Moving Company Presents: In House, The

company’s latest work “Living Rooms” presented as Short North Stage’s in-house dance company for Gallery Hop. Directed by Jeff Fouch, “Living Rooms” is a modern dance theater work. 8 p.m. $10. The Garden Theater, 1187 N. High St., Short North. 614-725-4042. shortnorthstage.org Evolution Theatre Company: Sons of the Prophet, Production by Stephen Karam follows a luckless Lebanese-American Douaihy family, distant relatives of poet Kahlil Gibran, that lives in a run-down section of Nazareth, Pennsylvania. 8 p.m. $20; $15 students, seniors. Columbus Performing Arts Center, 549 Franklin Ave., Downtown. 614233-1124. evolutiontheatre.org Shakespeare in the Park: Romeo and Juliet, Actors’ Theatre of Columbus second series will feature six performances of “Romeo and Juliet.” Alcoholic beverages will be available for purchase. Blankets and chairs are welcome; no coolers.

7:30-10 p.m. Free. Columbus Commons, 160 S. High St., Downtown. 614-416-7100.

Spamalot, Tony-award winning musical, lovingly ripped off from the 1975 film “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.” $30; $20 students, seniors and military.

Shadowbox Live, 503 S. Front St., Brewery District. 614-4167625. shadowboxlive.org

monday Arts Events Monday Mayhem Burlesque, 9 p.m. Free. Bossy Grrl’s Pin Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Campus.

614-725-5402. bossygrrlspinupjoint.com

Comedy Monday Night Live! The Asbestos Crew and Wild Goose Creative present Columbus’ premier sketch comedy showcase.

The show features a special guest host each month. 9 p.m. $5. Wild Goose Creative, 2491 Summit St., Campus. 614-5580279. wildgoosecreative.com

Dance Columbus Celtic Dancers, Columbus Celtic Dancers is a not-for-profit organization dedicated to preserving and promoting Irish culture through

Discussions

Team Trivia Live, 8 p.m. Free.

Grandview Cafe, 1455 W. Third Ave., Grandview. 614-4862233.

Trivia by Last Call Productions, 7-9 p.m. Free. The Three Legged Mare, 401 N. Front St., Arena District. 614-222-4950.

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Trivia The Music Show, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Yabo’s Tacos, 7097 State Rte. 3, Westerville. 614824-2138. facebook.com/ themusicshowtrivia The Music Show, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Yabo’s Tacos, 3051

We Be Jammin’, Soup and Salad with Jammin’ at the Center. All musicians welcome to Jam Acoustic or bring your amps. 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

Center for Older Adults, 800 Cheshire Rd., Delaware. 740369-5133. delawareseniorcenter.org

Business & Professional 1-on-1 Career Coaching, Explore career options and make effective career decisions. Call Fred Points at 614-559-0118 to reserve a free 30-minute session. 3-5 p.m. Free. Grandview Heights Public Library, 1685 W. First Ave., Grandview. 614-4862951. ghpl.org

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Scarlet & Grey Open Mic Comedy, Comics sign up by 8:30 p.m., show starts at 9 p.m.

9-11:30 p.m. Free. Scarlet & Grey Cafe, 2203 N. High St., Campus. 614-291-2347. scarletandgreycafe.com

Dance Joy of Dancing, No partners or experience are needed for this choreographed line-dancing class.

Gahanna Herb Group Information Sessions, This course incorporates in-person instruction with hands-on activities, as well as an online forum to keep students connected and sharing as the group’s knowledge of herbs grows collectively. 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Ohio Herb Education Center, 110 Mill St., Gahanna. 614342-4380. ohioherbcenter.org

Events AmSpirit Arlington Chapter, AmSpirit Business Connections organizes professionals, business owners and sales professionals for the primary purpose of helping each other succeed by networking through an exchange of qualified business referrals. 7:30-8:45 a.m. Free. Rusty Bucket Corner Tavern, 1635 W. Lane Ave., Upper Arlington. 614-440-4181. arlingtonchapter.com Columbus Volunteer Challenge, A county-wide collaboration that encourages, mobilizes and challenges central Ohioans to help build a more engaged community through volunteerism. Challenge events run Sept. 7 through Sept. 11. Various locations, 614-227-2714. columbusvolunteerchallenge.org

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Free. The Shrunken Head, 251 W. Fifth Ave., Short North.

614-299-2295. theshrunkenhead.net

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Theater Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com

Canvas and Coffee, A gathering of artists to doodle, paint, sketch, discuss and create art.

5:30-9 p.m. Cafe International, 2361 N. High St., Campus.

614-421-2323. cafeinternationalohio.com

Latin Night Tuesday, 10 p.m.

Free. Adobe Gila’s, 3978 Easton Station, Easton. 614-414-6042. salsacolumbus.com

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Columbus Volunteer Challenge, A county-wide collaboration that encourages, mobilizes and challenges central Ohioans to help build a more engaged community through volunteerism. Challenge events run Sept. 7 through Sept. 11. Various locations, 614-227-2714. columbusvolunteerchallenge.org

Columbus Communicators Toastmasters, Our club focuses on honing speaking and leadership skills in a nopressure atmosphere. Learn, practice your skills and meet others interested in doing the same. 8:30-9:30 a.m. Free.

Bailey Cavalieri, 10 W. Broad St., Downtown. 585-7507773. 1745.toastmastersclubs.org

7-9 p.m. $5. Groveport Town Hall, 648 Main St., Groveport. 614836-3333. groveport.org

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Brain Power For The Best Year Of Your Life, Author Angie Hollerich of Brass Ring Productions talks financial success, strategic communication and professional development in terms of increasing productivity, retention and attitude. 12-1:30 p.m. Free for membersl; $5 non-members.

BMI Federal Credit Union, 6165 Emerald Pkwy., Dublin.

740-606-0133. awesomewomeninbusiness.com

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Lifetree Cafe, Lifetree Cafe is a comfortable place and time to gather weekly to explore life and faith. 7-8 p.m. Free. Lifetree Cafe, 5000 Arlington Centre Blvd., Upper Arlington. 614-4514500. lifetreecafe.com

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A-List // thurs sept. 5–weds sept. 11 Westerville Sertoma Club, 7:15 a.m. Free. Panera Bread, 782 N. State St., Westerville. 614-9066233 . westervillesertoma.org Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. The characters evolve on a stage evoking a giant turtle, the symbol of origin for many ancient civilizations. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species. 8 p.m. $30$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-4501480. cirquedusoleil.com

Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com Tailgate Threats, Presented by Mayhem & Mystery. TV chef Jeff B. Ardy will judge the food, and his favorite cook will appear on his TV show and win cash. Tempers flare when Cindy Clipping accuses Bob Block of stealing her secret recipe. 7-9:30 p.m. $25.95. The Spaghetti Warehouse, 397 W. Broad St., Downtown. 614-464-0143. mayhemmystery.com

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Bernard’s Team Trivia, 8 p.m.

Free. Bernard’s Tavern, 630 N. High St., Short North. 614-2239601. bernardstavern.com

FIFA World Cup Qualifying Match: USA vs. Mexico, 8 p.m.

Crew Stadium, 1 Black and Gold Blvd., North Side. 614-4472739. thecrew.com

The Music Show, 8-10 p.m.

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614-653-8386. facebook.com/ themusicshowtrivia

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Name 10 Trivia, 8-10 p.m. Free.

The Gateway Film Center, 1550 N. High St., Campus. 614-9463124. twitter.com/name10trivia Team Trivia Live, 8 p.m. Free.

Grandview Cafe, 1455 W. Third Ave., Grandview. 614-486-2233.

wednesday Arts Events Intermediate Knitting: Make a Mandy Cardigan, Intermediatelevel knitters learn to knit a Mandy Cardigan. This two-month class meets every Wednesday throughout October. Call 614-836-333 to register and get the supply list. 6:30-8 p.m.

Groveport Town Hall, 648 Main St., Groveport. 614-836-3333. groveport.org

Authors Peter Heller, “The Dog Stars by Peter Heller,” a debut novel that is a New York Times bestseller and was named a San Francisco Chronicle and Atlantic Monthly Best Book of the Year, is a look at a post-apocalyptic world. 7:30 p.m. $20; $18 students, seniors.

Columbus Museum of Art, 480 E.

Broad St., Downtown. 614-4641032. thurberhouse.org

Business & Professional 1-on-1 Career Coaching, Explore career options and make effective career decisions. Call Fred Points at 614-559-0118 to reserve a free 30-minute session. 3-5 p.m. Free. Grandview Heights Public Library, 1685 W. First Ave., Grandview. 614-4862951. ghpl.org Motors and the Arduino Micro Controller Class, From simple DC motors to servos and steppers, learn motor control and what it takes to drive different motor types and use some relays, transistors and dedicated motor control modules/shields. 6-8 p.m. $50.

BuildMore Workshop, 6196 Wilcox Rd., Dublin. 614-467-0035. buildmoreworkshop.com Resume Critiques, Open for one-on-one sessions for resume evaluation by career consultant Bernard Noel of Career Mentors, LLC. Registration required.

4:30-6:30 p.m. Westerville Public Library, 126 S. State St., Westerville. 614-882-7277.

Comedy

Line Dancing, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Groveport Town Hall, 648 Main St., Groveport. 614-8363333.

Beyond Healing Cancer Support Group, Loving, emotional support for people with any type or stage of cancer. 6-8 p.m. Free. First Community Church, 1320 Cambridge Blvd., Grandview. 614-4991152. beyond-healing.org Beyond Healing Yoga, Gentle poses and meditation for relaxation, a sense of well-being and stress reduction. Offered to people with any type or stage of cancer and their family and friends. 4-5 p.m. Free.

Farmers Markets Uptown Westerville Farmers Market, 3-6 p.m. Free. Uptown Westerville Farmers’ Market, N. State and E. Home Streets, Westerville. marketwednesday.com

Food & Drink Beer & Chicken Night with CD102.5, Every Wednesday chicken and beer specials with the CD 102.5 Scene Team.

6-8 p.m. $10. The Pint House, 780 N. High St., Short North.

333 Georgesville Rd. Across from New Casino roadhouserevue.com 614-274-3035 facebook.com/roadhouserevue

Theater Available Light Theatre: bobrauschenbergamerica, Sept. 5-21. Studio Two Theatre, Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. 614-558-7408. avltheatre.com

Trivia Name 10 Trivia, 8:30-10:30 p.m. Free. Gresso’s, 961 S. High St., Brewery District. 614-9463124. twitter.com/name10trivia Team Trivia, 8 p.m. Ledo’s Tavern, 2608 N. High St., Campus.

614-263-1009.

Over 50,000 USED Adult DVDs

We buy & sell used magazines & DVDs Buy 4 DVDs Get 1 FREE

18+ $10

Buy 10 DVDs Get 3 FREE, etc

Always Hiring

VISIT ONE OF OUR 3 LOCATIONS

DOOR

( $8.90 each ) BARGAIN BOOKS 4490 Cleveland Ave.

Hours: Everyday 9am-Midnight

PARSONS BOOKS 677 Parsons Ave

Hours: Mon-Sat 9am-9pm

OPEN 1pm MON-FRI OPEN 3pm SATURDAY

ZODIAC BOOKS 1565 Alum Creek Drive

Hours: Sun-Thu Noon-10pm / Fri-Sat Noon-Midnight

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Events

Poetry Writers’ Block Poetry Night, Open mics, poetry slams, features and other poetryrelated events. 8-10:30 p.m. $5. Kafe Kerouac, 2250 N. High St., Campus. 614-545-8368. writersblockpoetry.com

EAT & DRINK

Swingin’ Wednesdays, 7:3011 p.m. $3. Nyoh’s Buckeye Bar, 2871 Olentangy River Rd., Campus. 614-467-0102. swingcolumbus.com

Totem by Cirque Du Soleil, “Totem” traces the fascinating journey of the human species from its original amphibian state to its ultimate desire to fly. The characters evolve on a stage evoking a giant turtle, the symbol of origin for many ancient civilizations. Inspired by many founding myths and through a visual and acrobatic language, this illustrates the evolutionary progress of species. 8 p.m. $30-$95. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. 800-450-1480. cirquedusoleil.com

Wine Down Wednesdays, All wine on our list at retail prices for bottle sales. 12 p.m. Easy Street Cafe, 197 Thurman Ave., German Village. 614-4443279.

ARTS

Salsa Madness with Carlos Rubio and DJ Bloo, 8 p.m. $10 class (includes admission for the whole night); $5 after 9:30 p.m. Shadowbox Live, 503 S. Front St., Brewery District. 614-316-8818. salsamante.com

Wine Down Wednesdays, All wine on our list at retail prices for bottle sales. 12 p.m. Easy Street Cafe, 5 S. Liberty St., Powell. 614-888-3279.

MUSIC

Dance

Columbus Volunteer Challenge, A county-wide collaboration that encourages, mobilizes and challenges central Ohioans to help build a more engaged community through volunteerism. Challenge events run Sept. 7 through Sept. 11. Various locations, 614-227-2714. columbusvolunteerchallenge.org

614-733-8556. shortnorthpinthouse.com

PEOPLE

Surly Girl Open Mic Comedy, Comics sign up by 9 p.m., show starts at 9:30 p.m. 9:30-11:30 p.m. Free. Surly Girl Saloon, 1126 N. High St., Short North. 614-2944900. surlygirlsaloon.com

Grow Yoga, 1780 W. Fifth Ave., Grandview. 614-406-8941. beyond-healing.org

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Antiques & Collectibles Auctions Over 1000 lots

COUNTRY AMERICANA SEPT. 6 - 7 CERAMICS & GLASS SEPT. 13 Best selection of primitives and painted country Americana in the Midwest.

Visit garths.com for individual lot descriptions & pictures.

For ??, Call 740.362.4771 in Delaware, Ohio

Classic Car Auction Sat. - Sept. 14, 2013 - 11AM 2501 Ley Dr., Akron, OH 44319

1-855-722-9630 RubberCityClassic.com Croy’s Vintage Bait & Tackle Auction September 7th 10:00

Location: 131 North Walnut St., Marysville, Ohio Decoratives Collectibles - Lures- Bait - Tackle Fire Arms - Swords- Bayonets Danny Westlake-Auctioneer Pics & Info www.westlakeaictions.com or AuctionZip ID7547

Farm Auction ColumbusAlive.com | Thursday, September 5, 2013

12th Annual Fall Consignment Auction, at Foltz Farm, 8290 Bremen Rd. SE just west of Bremen, OH

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Time: 10 am

Several Tractors, JD 440 & 550 dozers, all kinds of farm equip. tools, shop & livestock equip. trailers, garden tractors-mowers, farm antiques, misc. lumber. Consignments welcome daily week of auction. NO household items, titled motor vehicles or guns. Terms: Cash or check with positive ID. Everything sold AS IS. Call to consign or for detailed list or visit auctionzip.com auctioneer #13479. Sale conducted by: Foltz Auction Service 740-569-7351

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WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 4 THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 5 FRIDAY SEPT 6 9:00 A.M. EACH DAY

APPLE TREE AUCTION CENTER 1625 WEST CHURCH STREET NEWARK, OHIO 43055 740-344-4282 Over 500 pieces of furniture from 17th Century to late 20th Century, 20 Navajo rugs, 40 oriental rugs, porcelain, art pottery, sterling, glassware, large toy collection, musical instruments. Over 50 daguerreotypes, jewelry, Orientalia, clocks, lighting, artwork by well listed artists, 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible 17,100 miles, other collector cars. See our website www.appletreeauction.com for more information and pictures

LAND AUCTIONS

SEPT. 12TH 6:00 P.M. 54.13 VACANT ACRES-2 TRACTS-FAIRFIELD CTY. VILLAGE OF STOUTSVILLE SEPT, 21 9:30 A.M. 79 ACRES IN THE MIDST OF THE HOCKING HILLS HOME-CABIN IN THE WOODS-30’X 50’ POLE BUILDING W/APT. -MATURE TIMBER & PERSONAL PROPERTY Go to davepritchardauctioneering.com, AuctionZip.com or garthsrealestate.com for terms, conditions & pictures.

Garth’s Real Estate Services Partnering with Keller Williams Capital Partners Dave Pritchard (740) 503-8216

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We will sell the following for long time resident Charlie Walker at 537 Arden Rd. Off Indianola, N. of Broadway.

WED., SEPT. 4 5 PM. Country OAK & PINE furn., incl. DRS, rolltop desk & more; country decor items of all types; metal horse fig. & toy coll.; primitives; crocks; milk bottles; farm bell; rnd. OAK pot b. stove; iron farm wheels; old "Wright saw" pre-chain saw, etc.; front load W&D; much TOOLS: Delta 46-700 lathe, scroll & band saws, router tbl. - many bits & cutters; dust coll.; clamps; fish lures; SNAP-ON tools; Mig 100 welder; sno-blow. NOTE: Short ad - see www. mikealbertauctioneer.com MIKE ALBERT REALTORS & AUCTS. 614-306-0772 Notice of Public Sale On Tuesday, September 10, 2013 at 11:30 AM, CubeSmart at 6446 E Main St., Reynoldsburg, OH 43068 with reserve, will sell by the space to the highest bid for cash all rights, title and interest to the following property now in possession of: Mark A Moore, Space 633, 2594 Noebixby Rd. Apt .#B, Columbus, OH 43232; Carmen J Steward, Space 750, 1064 East Deshler Avenue, Columbus, OH 43206; Laura M Christopher, Space 546, 119 East Pointe Ridge Apt 219, Columbus, OH 43232; Kelli Jo Cooper, Space 403, 6739 Greenbush Dr., Reynoldsburg, OH 43068; Anthony B Jones, Space 517, 2428 Waterfall Ln, Columbus, OH 43209; Yvonne W Byrd, Space 840, 2837 Barrows Rd, Columbus, OH 43232; Chris H Rider, Space 140, 7085 N. Rundelay Rd, Reynoldsburg, OH 43068; Timothy B Shirk Jr., Space 242, 1790 Lancaster Ave, Reynoldsburg, OH 43068.

All storage spaces contain household items unless otherwise mentioned. Terms are CASH only! A $50 deposit will be required for any purchase. All items bought must be removed the same day by 6pm.

CubeSmart reserves the right to withdraw a unit from Public Sale at any time. The terms and conditions of sale will be made available at CubeSmart, 6446 E Main St., Reynoldsburg, OH 43068 on sale day, for information all interested parties call 614-861-7720 between 9:30am and 6pm Monday through Friday.

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Dated Sales

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PIZZA, BAR, FULL SERVICE DINING MIXERS, REFRIGERATION, WALK-INS, DECK OVENS, FRYERS, ETC. ETC. ETC. HIGH QUALITY BID ON LINE WWW.AuctionViaInternet.com

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POPCORN MAKER, 10 PCS. REFRIGERATION, PANINI PRESSES, SINKS, REF. PREP TABLES. HIGH QUALITY BID ON LINE WWW.AuctionViaInternet.com On-Site Estate Auction.

Saturday Sept. 7th 10:00 AM. Selling Estate of Opal Yost Manson at 147 Westmoor Ave., Newark, Oh. 43055.

Big Sale, Antique & Amish furn., glass, china, Tools, garage & patio, Terms: Cash/ck.

Executor: Bob Yost. Licking Co. 2013-0399.

Auct: Craig Connelly, Jeff Baird. 740-587-2874 See auctionzip.com OR auctionFYI.com PUBLIC AUCTION Offering contents from the large Florida Home of Robert (Bob) & Ruth Anne Caldwell at public auction. Items moved to inside facility, 9862 Heffner Road, Circleville Ohio.

SUNDAY SEPT. 8TH 12:00 Prints, pictures, Schumann grand piano, high end furnishings & accessories, 2 area Oriental style rugs, go to davepritchardauctioneering.com or AuctionZip.com for complete listing & pictures, Terms, Cash or Check w/Picture ID, Sales Tax. Auctioneers, Dave Pritchard Sr.-Jr.

Public Auction SAT. September 7th @10am

3865-B E. 5th AVE COL. OH 614-239-8236 OPEN TO THE PUBLIC 30-40 Good Running Cars www.5thaveautosalesllc.com AUCTIONEERING LICENSED BY THE STATE OF OHIO DEPT. OF AGRICULTURE AND PARTICIPATES IN THE AUCTION RECOVERY FUND AUCTIONEER Gary Fast The Shores Fall Garage Sale. The Shores community garage sale, Fri. Sept 6th and Sat. Sept.7th,9am2pm. 3 miles N of Polaris Pkwy between St. Rt. 23 and I-71. Enter from Lewis Center Rd or Old State Rd. TOP QUALITY BUILDING SUPPLY AUCTION ZANESVILLE, OH MUSKINGUM CO. FAIRGROUNDS SAT., SEPT. 14 AT 9AM 1300 Pershing Rd o Zanesville, Ohio 43701

Pre-Sale

Thursday, September 5th : 5:00pm to 7:00pm $20 donation for admission at the door

Sale Dates

Friday and Saturday, Sept. 6th & 7th : 10am to 4pm Sunday, Sept. 8th : 12pm to 4pm

Steris Multi-Axis Armboards & Steris Orthopedic Extension Accessory Carts ITEMS LOCATED AT: Lockbourne, OH ONLINE BIDDING ENDS: September 9th @ 5 PM ET To View Details & Place Your Bids Choose Internet Auction 20404 From the Event Calendar www.bidonsurplus.com (480) 367-1300

Location

Gold and Silver, Diamonds and Watches 5803 Frantz Road 614-266-4848 No need to go to Cleveland Ave, West Broad or Grove City.

Pawn right in your area.

Mon-Fri, 10a-6p Sat. 10-5 CLOSED SUNDAY

JABakerLLC Bexley Square Shopping Center 2216 East Main Street Bexley, OH 43209 For additional information and photos visit: www. JABakerLLC.com

DUBLIN PAWN Gold and Silver, Diamonds and Watches

STATE OF OHIO, DAS ABSOLUTE AUCTION

5803 Frantz Road 614-266-4848

STATE OF OHIO SURPLUS PROPERTY Sept. 7, 2013 at 9:00 a.m.

(Gate opens at 8:00 a.m.)

4200 Surface Road Columbus, Ohio 43228 Please see our web site at: www.ohio.gov/surplus For complete list and terms.

Sale Conducted By:

CASSEL & ASSOCIATES (614) 433-SELL (7355) Robert S. Cassel-Auctioneer www.casselauctions.com

Miscellaneous for Sale

BUYING gold, silver, platinum jewelry and diamonds.

14K GOLD CLASS RINGS $125+

2.5 cords. seasoned hardwood, Cut, split, delivered, dumped. Quality, Quantity guarantee. $300 Call 740-755-4082 or 740-334-9945 2 GRAVE LOTS - Forrest Lawn Memorial Gardens on E. Broad St., in the Last Supper Section, $1000 each.

Call 419-979-8902.

Kitchen cabinets, granite counters, sinks, faucets, showers, tubs, drop in & pedestal sinks, top brand toilets & sinks,carpet rems, padding, ceramic, 2 " to 5" hardwoods in oak, maple, cherry, hickory, walnut, some w/15-25 yr. wrnty! Travertine, laminates, P/H entrys in oak, mahogany, maple, & cherry, fibergls & steel, 1/2 & full view, leaded glass, 9 lts, sliding & patio, P/H, raised, 6 panels oak & pine, flush, bifolds, french, Vinyl, new const & replace windows, casing, base, crown, chair, spindles, handrails, newels, stair parts in oak, pine, & primed, frame, finish, brad, & floor nailers, air comps, drills & saw kits, light fix., lock sets, lever door sets, entry locks, electrical.

8FT POOL TABLE w/balls & cues.

New cloth, $500/best offer. little childrentoys@gmailcom.

Sale conducted by Paranzino Brothers Auctioneers.

Terms: Cash, check, c/c. 7% Buyer’s fee.

ITEMS LOCATED AT: Lockbourne, OH ONLINE BIDDING ENDS: September 3rd @ 5 PM ET

DO YOU NEED TO BUY, SELL, TRADE, FIND, HIRE OR RENT? GO TO THE CLASSIFIED SECTION.

To View Details & Place Your Bids Choose Internet Auctions 20397 & 20398 From the Event Calendar www.bidonsurplus.com (480) 367-1300

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US SILVER DOLLARS $20+ 2655 Columbus St. M-F 9:30-5:30, Sat 10-4 614-946-3846 CASH PAID FOR YOUR UNWANTED RESTAURANT EQUIPMENT. 1 piece or your entire restaurant.

614-898-6965 or 614-843-9096 COLUMBUS PAPER/POSTCARD SHOW STATE FAIRGROUNDS (717 E. 17th in Rhodes Building) SUN. SEPT 8TH, 9AM-4 PM, Admission $6.

Contact Terry 614-206-9103 columbuspapershow@gmail.com Bring this ad, save $1.00!!!

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No need to go to Cleveland Ave, West Broad or Grove City.

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Mon-Fri, 10a-6p Sat. 10-5 CLOSED SUNDAY Following My Path by Bernard Martin New Columbus author reveals his innermost secrets bout growing up GAY in a strict, religious home during the 1940s1960s. Taking serious subjects and sprinkling them wth humor, the author makes the book both interesting and thoughtprovoking, prompting both laughter and tears! Most of his story takes place in Columbus.

He is proud to be a gay Christian, and the first, white, single male to legally adopt an AfricanAmerican child in the state of Ohio. Available at Barnes&Noble and Amazon.com where you can read five-star reviews.

Furniture: Blade BR set, 2 Twn. hdbrds, 1 nightstand, 1 desk, 1 drsr with hutch, 1 lg. drsr. w/mirror, 1 bench w/tapestry upholstery, 2 low curio cabs. lighted, sofa tbl. w/gls. top, candlabra lamp, 6 partsons chrs. (4 w/skirts), 1 nightstand (Karges), upright vac. Call 614-420-1640.

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Miscellaneous for Sale

Real Estate

Real Estate

Comm. and Invest.

Rental Living

Rental Living

E.V. BISHOFF CO.

1-2BR Furnished Mobile Home, clean, NO PETS, $475 plus deposit. Near busline. Call 614-252-2804.

1928 Agler Rd 2BR flats, convenient to shopping, busline, etc. $425. 614-774-2021 $199 MOVES YOU IN ! Low Deposit! Newly updated 1 & 2 BR Apartments! Call 614-475-6160

3678 Petzinger Rd. - only $630/mo! 3 BR ranch-style twin w/large eat-in kitchen w/all appliances & basement with W/D hook-up! Avail. now!

Call 614-989-4690 or 866-9031 today! www.myplacearoundtown.com

û RESTAURANT HOODS ûStainless/ painted. With & without make-up air. Installation & Fire systems.

New & Used. Guaranteed to pass code. û 1-800-941-8633

Musical Instruments Information

the5percentguy.com 614-207-3662

WILLIAM FANNIN REALTY INC. BRUNER LAND COMPANY, INC. (614)791-1154 or (614)565-5666 www.brunerland.com FRANKLIN CO: 7 acres, $93,900.

MORROW CO: Over 27 acres, rolling, $94,900 or 5 acres, $25,900.

PICKAWAY CO: Great views on this 5 acres, $39,900.

Owner financing available.

OSU FOOTBALL

Top Dollar Paid! $$ CASH $$ Local pick-up. (614) 297-1800 Amazing Tickets, Corner of Lane & High. Discretion assured.

(4) OSU SEASON FOOTBALL TIX Section 11A. Great seats, all in a row.

President ’s Club. No ID required. $7900 or best offer. (614) 668-8007

WANTED TO BUY

Tickets to The Big Ten Games.

Call Kenny 740-616-9206.

CLAYTON 05 28X48 MOBILE HOME - $32,995 3BR, 2 full BA, W/D included, shed, deck, all appls stay. Call 888-439-1366 today for more information. Equal Housing Compliant COUNTRY ACREAGE By owner, 5+ acres, gently rolling property, excellent weekend get away, 1hr SE of Columbus, $22,900.

Owner financing, call 330-606-2465 Eastmoor- 365 S. Chesterfield. Downsizing to 1 sty?

Want full bsmt? Be near friends/airport/shops/ hwys? 3 blks E of Bexley, 3BR-2BA home has it all+ att. gar, deck, yd w/playset. Part. fin LL w/wet bar, WBFP. $279,900. Terri Barnett, RE/MAX Main Street.

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Grove City-32 wooded acres, 3000sqft, 4BR, 2.5BA along creek, less than 20 mins from Downtown Cols. asking $475K, Re/Max Elite, Steve 614-774-5692 Hilliard Duplex, 1500sqft/side, 1CG, lg bk yd, sundeck, rent $22,560/yr asking $210,000. 614-459-5930 Hocking Hills-outskirts of Laurelville 5 acres wooded land, Cabin and Trailer has holding tank for water supply $30,000 614-443-0272 leave message MAKE OFFER-OPEN SUNDAY 2-4 (9/1) 3005 MT. TABOR RD, WAVERLY, OH, WOODED 2+ ACRES, 3BR, FABULOUS OUTBUILDINGS, ASKING $119,000. CRAGER REAL ESTATE 614-879-6700

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DOWNTOWN WAREHOUSE 10,000 SF - 4 dock doors. 17ft ceilings Call Jeff/614-221-4736 www.evbco.com

NEWARK/GRANVILLE AREA

3200 & 3500 SF highly visible retail locations for lease on W. Church St. Call 614-545-6222. www.hadlercompanies.com

Reynoldsburg

$625 mo. / Retail store front, 550 sf.

Call Jeff/614-221-4736 www.evbco.com FOR RENT COMMERCIAL BUILDING 1628 SF, $575/mo. 8533 Alkire Rd. 614-878-1872, next to Darby Park and Bike path. Aslo available for purchase $60,000 EAST - 1200 SF Warehouse/Office $450 mo. Also, I800 SF $550 mo. I-70/270 Area. Call 614-588-5061.

REYS. Wrhse. 45x15 ea bay 16’ high, (2) 12x14 O/H drs w/elec $325mo., Garage 10x20 $105mo 864-1325.

Office Desk Space-

QUALITY OFFICE SPACE CHEAP GROVE CITY

1,250 SF starting at $1,200/mo.

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POLARIS

1,250 SF starting at $1,300/mo.

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POWELL

1,250 to 2,100 SF starting at $15.00 PSF

Affordable Office Space NO CAM CHARGES Please call (614) 781-2731 affordableofficerentals.com PRIME FIRST FLOOR & OTHER SUITES with great amenities

$445/mo. and Up w/ Upgrades. 224-4331 374 Clarendon - 3 BR - $589 1356 E 20th - 2 BR, - $549 Call Mary 235-9080 3Br Ranch 1bath. Attached Garage, fenced yard, Clean and Ready. Nice 3br Ranch with 1 bath, attached Garage, Fenced in Yard. New carpet and paint(less than a year ago). Nice Neighborhood in Grovtport schools. Small dogs considered for extra fee.$800 Security deposit plus first months rent required. No Smoking. No Section 8. No basement. Call 614-266-7589 740 N. Dawson Ave. 2 BR. NO SEC 8 Rent $350/mo.

Call 614 329 9004.

880 E Broad & 17th St Luxury Apt. Hdwd Flrs, tall ceilings, C/A. 477-5559 Alpine Village - Close to Casino Lg 1&2 BR, patios, pool, cpt, etc. SW School Dist. From $420. 878-6615 $350 & $400 Move-in Special

Applications Are Being Taken Now accepting applications for our one bedroom apt. waiting list. Persons who are 62 years of age or older or have a need for a wheelchair accessible apt. are eligible to apply. Apts. are available under HUD’S subsidized program & income limits apply. Please call Seton Square North at 614-4511995 btwn. 10-3, Mon-Fri for an appt. or for additional info. TTY Ohio Relay Service 1-800-750-0750

Bethel Village, Beautiful 2BR, 1 full 2 1/2 BA, fin bsmt, enclosed deck, new carpet, fitness ctr, pool, clubhouse, close to shopping, Downtown & OSU, lots of storage, 1CG, attractive landscaping, 1Yr lease, no pets/smoking $1200/mo 614-538-8416 Beulah Rd. near Cooke & Maize, 2BR Cptd.

W/D hookups. Call 774-2021.

BEXLEY-Hrdwd floors, Living room, Dining room, 2BR, + Office, New Carpet, 20x20 Bonus Room,Nice yd, off street parking. NO PETS. NO SEC. 8, $1100/mo + dep. 614-516-7099.

Broad Meadows Blvd - Lg 1& 2BR just N. of Graceland. A/C, cptd, off st pkg. 477-5558 Move-in Special Busch Blvd & 161 area. 2BR TH w/ Bsmt, W/D hook-ups. 774-2021 Charming Whitehall Home, 3 br, 1 ba, just remodeled, freshly painted, hardwood floors, new windows, new utilities, new bathroom, quiet friendly street Call Sam 614-581-8520 CLINTONVILLE-3br, 1ba, 2car garage, back yard for entertaining, appliances furnished including washer and dryer. Close to busline and Graceland Shopping Ctr. $1300. 614-329-1597.

Crosscreek Apts- Lg 1&2 BR, twhse w/bsmt. A/C, patio, pool. Corner of Noe-Bixby. 614-477-5559

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2946 Essington Dr. - only $865/mo! 2 BR, 1.5 bath, MBR w/double closets & skylight, LR, DR, full basement, garage & backyard w/patio that is perfect for family time! Great location! Easy access to Sawmill Rd./270, 15 mins. from OSU, Dublin schools!

Avail. 10/15. Call 989-4690 or 866-9031 today! www.myplacearoundtown.com Duplex3BR, W/D Hookup, many updates, privacy fenced yard, $475/mo plus security deposit.

Will consider SEC 8. 614-837-9725 East- 1421 Barnett Rd, 4Br, AC, parkg, bsmt $875/mo. Dwtn-730 S. Ohio, 2BD, 1/2 Dbl, $450/mo Full Dep On All. Apps taken 614-864-1796 EAST - 2BR, 1606 Elaine Rd. $400/mo + $400 deposit. Call 614-446-5515 East- close to 270 Country Club Rd. 1 bdrm w/patio, wooded landscape, laundry facilities. 864-6300

GERMAN VILLAGE, SCHILLER PARK LG UPSTAIRS DUPLEX, $950/MO + DEPOSIT NO PETS, NO SEC 8 614-516-7099 Grove City Rd. Meadow Park Apts, 2BR, fully carpeted, A/C, Laundromat. 871-0356

ûû GROVE CITY ûû Spacious 1 & 2 BR Apts.

614-875-0076

Grove City. Spacious 2BR, lofted ceilings, appls, C/A, patios & carports, on Parkmead Dr. 878-6615

Grove City/SW Columbus

Various floor plans. 3 & 4BR, 2+ BA, CA..

SW City Schls, $1175/mo & up. 614-875-0076

HAMILTON CREEK APARTMENTS

September Move in Special $299 moves you in w/ 13 month lease. Hamilton Local School District.

614-492-8111 M-F 9:00 to 6:00 Equal Housing Opportunity Hamilton Rd- Close to Stoneridge area, backs up to Columbus Academy. 3BR, 2.5ba, 2 car gar, full bsmt, $1195/mo. No #8. Call 614-353-7715 KELTON AVENUE - 2BR single family home, $600 month plus deposit. Section 8 ok. Call 614-915-2242.

KINGS HIGHLANDS

Where you get water, sewage, trash and gas utility for FREE, fitness for FREE, swim all year for FREE, receive storage for FREE, no application fee means that’s FREE too. Kings Highlands, land of the FREE! Call 614-885-7600 for Details

SHOWE MANAGEMENT Lauffer Ravines - Westerville Schools. Lg 2BR, just E of Cleveland Ave, Just S of Schrock Rd, A/C, From $575. Call 423-8251

LEASE/PURCH. or RENT 3 & 4BR Homes, 7 avail, starting at $990/month.

No Sect 8. Low down, bad credit OK, 434-8406, www.HomesbyAW.com

Linden Area - 2BR single family home, $600 month plus deposit. Section 8 okay. Call 614-915-2242.

MILLER-KELTON AREA - 1 blk. S. of Main. NEW PRICE 1 BR , $345. 740-936-0327 ASK ABOUT FREE RENT! Near Ohio Dominican College-1852 Meadowlawn St…3BR, 1.5 ba, 2 car grg. $895/mo. Call 614 329 9004

NORTH 2BR TH

Fully carpeted with basement, 1210 E. 21st Ave., $450 month. Close to Shopping Ctrs.

Call 614-264-6540 or 614-824-3800.

ONE MONTH FREE! Low Deposit! Newly updated 1 & 2 BR Apartments! Call 614-475-6160

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom from $475-$750 Appliances, 24-Hour Surveillance On COTA Bus Line Near Morse & Cleveland, Upgraded Suites For More Information (614) 300-1691

Nice totally remodeled 2BR duplex for rent. Carpet, refrigerator & range, washer & dryer hookup, $299 dep. $550 rent. Call 614-374-2471

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1 & 2 Bedrooms from $450 - $550, Appliances, Private Entrance, 24-Hour Surveillance, Columbus School District For More Information (614) 261-7780

EAST - STUDIO & 1BR

Starting at $369/mo. With screened in porch & patio.

Near Eastland Mall. Quiet wooded area, laundry.

Near busline. Ample prkg. 614-778-3958 Need More Staff? Advertise job openings in Alive

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Investment opportunity in Athens, home of Ohio University and one of Ohio’s strongest rental markets!

150 student bedrooms in rental housing, rented through mid-May 2014. Contact Ohio Realty and Bryan Wharton, broker, at 888-914-6637 or bwharton@ohio-realty. com

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2 BR Apt $475/mo. • 2 BR w/Bsmt $525/mo 3 BR w/ Bsmt $595/mo. For More Info : 614-864-6500

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Charming 2-Sty in quiet Delaware neighborhood.

Great loc close to I-71,Alum Creek & shopping!

Ready to move into & bring your personal touch!

New Porcelain Tile installed in the Kitchen. New Carpet up the stairs & entire 2nd flr. Newer Roof,Insulated Garage Door. Fenced Yard,Open Floor Plan. Close to Community Walking Path, Park and Basketball Court. Call 614-679-8738 or email tullima@columbus.rr.com

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Furnished Room For Rent A/C, free cable, BA & shower, $80/wk. plus $40 deposit. Call 614-348-7472.

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WAREHOUSE SPACE @ I-70 & I-71 split. Outside storage avail. 200 to 125,000 sq. ft avail.

RETAIL SPACES EAST 550 sq.ft to 6250 sq.ft avail.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER, APPROX. 200 ACRES, 1800+ SQFT CUSTOM 2-STORY 40’ x 60’ BARN HOME AND 40’ X 48’ HORSE BARN with 4 stalls, separate tack room and bath room…in Lawrence County, Southern Ohio, only 40 minutes to the Huntington Tri-State Airport. Home has central heat and air and security system. Fenced and cross-fenced, mostly wooden, also includes 3 large pastures, horse-back riding trails, Kawasaki Mule trails, already planted food plots for abundant deer and turkey hunting this Fall. Pastures provide grazing for horses, cows or other farm animals or hay for your horses.

Front pasture has a large garden area and large practice ridingring. Original owner occupied.

Home built in 2008, living area upstairs with beautiful great room, cathedral ceilings, custom made stained glass buck and doe scene at French-door entrance to master bedroom with large walk-through cedar dressing area and closet and adjoining front balcony. Second bedroom, full bath and beautiful kitchen with custom hickory cabinetry. Thermal sliding doors provide extensive view of the beautiful hillside pasture and to rear balcony. Great room includes gas fireplace and ceiling fans for added comfort. Ground floor provides foyer, indoor utility room and second full bathroom under heat and air. Electric garage door openers, extensive vehicle and farm equipment storage, wood burning stove provides extra warmth in winter and separate room under heat and air for bedroom or hobby room completes the area. Lawrence County provides the water for the home and horse barn and each has its own septic system.

Oil, gas and mineral rights are included with sale of property.

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1350 SF of prime first floor space w/floor to ceiling windows & separate outside entrance available in WesBanco Building at 2000 W. Henderson Rd. adjacent to Upper Arlington. Other suites available from 250 to 4525 SF. Contact Stacie Warren at 614-545-6222 www.HadlerCompanies.com

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DUBLIN/SAWMILL/WESTERVILLE- 1,200 Sq. Ft. $700-$1195. FURNISHED/UNFURNISHED OFFICE1,200 Sq. Ft, Short Term . Ready to Move In! Call 889-0376 or 764-8605 Eastside Office Space 200-3100 SF starting at $200/Mo, Utilities Incld.

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OSU/Grandview - 1 & 2 BR garden apts. Gas heat and water. Laundry fac./off street parking 294-0083 QUARPLEX 1bedroom, $100/wk. Near airport.

Call 614-206-5541.

RENT or LEASE/PURCH. 3 & 4BR Homes, 7 avail, starting at $990/month.

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Country Setting with city convenience 360 Broad Meadows Blvd.

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Worthington Schools, 3BR, 1.5 bath house, full basement, 2 car garage. $1200. 614-488-8885 www.eastcolumbusrentals.com " 273-6131 $1000/7309 Taylor 3BR/2ba/4-car gar. Reynoldsburg $750/ 2856 Eastminster. 2BR Ranch. 2-car garage.

N of Livingston, Close to Christ the King. A/C. $725/ 3873 Evanston/2BR ran. Groveport Schls.

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Rents based on income. 1 & 2 BRs. Call Sharon Tuesday 2:30pm - 4:30pm 614-224-3315 TTY 711 TownHomes Management Inc. Shared Living - Furnished bedroom, phone, TV, Cable, A/C, and laundry included. A quiet home on busline located on Livingston Ave, two blocks west of Hamilton Rd. Ref Req. $350 per mo +$200 deposit.

Joe 614-237-7321

SOUTH Col. 1744 S. 6th St. 2br, 1ba, clean, new flrs, fenced yard, w/d hkup, 1st floor, $500/mo. + $500 deposit. 614-562-0716.

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Southwestern-1646 Marsdale Ave. Updated 3BR ranch, DR. $700/mo. Owner agent Liz Tyler 882-8406

South & Westside 2-3BR Apts.

Call 614-599-8686.

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614-882-1480 Studio $369 & 1BR $459 $199 Deposit! Close to Shopping, Close to 161 and 270, Private Patios, Laundry Room.

614-882-1480 Studio $429 & 1 BR $539 $199 deposit! Quiet Wooded Setting, Minutes to Easton Shopping, 1 Level Living, Private Patios On-Site Laundry. Forest Edge Apts 882-3609 Studio $429 & 1 BR $539 $199 deposit! Quiet Wooded Setting, Minutes to Easton Shopping, 1 Level Living, Private Patios On-Site Laundry. Forest Edge Apts 882-3609

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WEST " Cottages, furnished Utilities paid. $169 wk plus dep. No pets. Call 614-879-6617 EAST"Cottages, 740-964-1920 Move in Special $130 week + up Westerville Park Apartments 1 & 2 Bedrooms from $495 - $675 Westerville School District, Appliances, 24-Hour Surveillance, Near Cleveland & Morse For More Information (614) 321-5542 Westerville Schls. - 2BR, 2.5BA, w/d hkup, 1 car att gar, FP, C/A. $670 mo. Small pets ok. 614-746-5582.

Westside -2 BR single fam homes, sec. system, sec. 8 OK. Call for details John at 614-859-6840.

WHITEHALL, 2BR, 2 STROY, 1BA, $600/MO PLUS DEP PLUS UTILITIES, NO SEC 8 614-879-6617

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Worthington 2BR, fully carpeted, appl. W/D hookups, Worthington Schools $545. 614-888-6331

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Worthington Schools- 2BR TH w/bsmt starting at $630/mo. Call for Appt. 614-846-7863

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AUTOMOTIVE POSITIONS

Full service Auto Restoration shop is hiring qualified personnel for the following positions: Automotive Sheet Metal, Auto Body Technician and Auto Mechanical. Health Insurance available after 90 days. Serious applicants only. Please send resume to : HR, Classic Resurrecrtion, 4407 Broadway, Grove City, OH 43123, or fax to 614--539-6120

CARPENTERS AND PROJECT MANAGERS

sought by residential remodeling co.

Must have exp. Call 614-496-1436

DIESEL MECHANIC

Waste hauling company located in Columbus, Ohio is seeking an experienced diesel Mechanic. To be considered you must own your tools, with at least five years experience and a clean driving record.

CDL helpful. " EXCELLENT PAY PACKAGE " PAID VACATIONS & HOLIDAYS " HEALTH CARE " 401K WITH MATCHING FUNDS " LATE MODEL EQUIPMENT " FURNISHED UNIFORMS " ∂Routine and preventative maintenance with documentation ∂Waste equipment knowledge and hydraulic systems helpful ∂Build, rebuild and repair all parts of diesel equipment ∂Diagnose any mechanical, electrical, other breakdown or failure. ∂analysis of the components parts and systems. ∂Inspect equipment used ∂Tire Repair ∂When applicable use welding skills. ∂Other duties may be assigned PLEASE CALL 614-444-7060

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UTILITY MAINTENANCE SPECIALIST (Non-Bargaining) The Department is seeking a qualified applicant to clean and service pump stations and treatment plant EQ basins; repairing water and sewer lines, electrical control panels, physical structures. Operate and transport dump truck, backhoe, Jet/Vac, Sludge Tanker or other equipment for water distribution and sewer collections repair or improvements. Maintain equipment and assist in renovation of facilities or new projects.

Qualifications: High School diploma or GED with one year of utility experience; or any equivalent combination of training and experience. Required to obtain Ohio Class A CLD with tanker endorsement within six months.

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Shasta Beverages, a leading carbonated soft drink beverage co., is seeking qualified individuals to fill open Maintenance Mechanic positions.

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Local trucking company seeking experienced Class A or B CDL Drivers. Hazmat and Tankers preferred.

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Please apply at 1935 SR 42 NE. West Jefferson.

Small construction co. looking for an experienced track hoe operator with a minimum of five years.

Must have at least Class B CDL license. Able to read and understand blueprints, work alone and take direction. Please send resume to boringop@gmail.com. EEO/DFWP.

Advantage Tank Lines, a highwaysubsidiary of the Kenan Advantage Group, is now seeking Class A CDL Company Drivers out of Columbus, OH.

Semi-Trailer Mechanics/ Technicians - 2nd Shift

∂ Drivers earn up to $11.40/hr in first 45 days ∂ Movers earn up to $9.40/hr in first 45 days ∂ Drivers Tips Average $150/wk ∂ Bonuses ∂ Be home every night ∂ Benefits available after 90 days ∂ Must be able to lift up to 150 lbs ∂ Must have good driving record ∂ No CDL required ∂ MUST have clean criminal background. apply at: www.twomen.com/Job-opportunities or call 614-901-1570 Ext.113

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Rockford Homes is seeking an experienced new construction punch-out person. Must have prior experience to apply. Must have reliable transportation and your own tools. Leave a message for Dennis at 614-785-0015 or apply at: Rockford Homes Inc 999 Polaris Pkwy, St 200 Columbus, OH 43240 HR@rockfordhomes.net

DRIVERS & MOVERS WANTED!

Silvan Trucking " 800-448-4531 www.silvantrucking.com EOE.

Drivers

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1025 Stimmel Road, Columbus, Ohio 43223 Or call 614-444-5690 bet. 8:00am-3:00pm E.O.E Drug Free Workplace

We are an ISO 9001 company and a smokefree/drug-free workplace. We offer an excellent compensation and benefits package and a great work environment. We expect this opportunity to fill quickly - qualified candidates should submit their resume with salary requirements by email: hradmin@dynamp.com. Place "Service Technician Application" in the subject line of your e-mail.

DRIVERS - CDL A

Columbus based carrier Home 2-3 times/wk and/or nightly.

Earn $42-$60K per year.

CDL A & 2 yrs OTR experience required.

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Experienced pipelayer needed.

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The successful candidate will have a minimum two-year electronics technology degree, proven product service experience, an understanding of electrical equipment and specifications, effective troubleshooting skills, excellent communication skills, and enjoy working in a team environment. This position requires extensive international travel.

DRIVER - CDL A

Local LTL co. looking for exp’d Tractor-Trailer operators. Home nighty. Good hourly wage & benefits. Fax resume to: 740-849-3133 or send to: 2720 Westbelt Dr. Columbus, OH 43228 or email rmx@rrohio.com

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John Hinderer Honda 1515 Hebron Road Heath OH 43056 Send resume’ or call Sean Dilley at 740-522-1106 Email: sdilley@hondapowerstore

Building material distributer is looking for Class B CDL drivers and Non-CDL drivers. Local routes only! Hours are Monday through Friday 7am to 3:30. Responsibilities include delivering materials on construction jobsites, stocking materials and loading of trucks. A good driving record is required and the ability to lift 100lbs.

Excellent pay and benefits. Candidates should apply in person at: Interior Supply 481 E 11th Ave. Columbus, OH 43211 Or e-mail resumes to: JJenkins@interiorsupplyinc.com

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1 year experience required. Fast growing store.

Aggressive pay plan, benefit package. Flexible hours, 401k plan and opportunity for advancement.

DynAmp, the leading global manufacturer of high electric current measuring products is seeking an experienced service professional for its Columbus headquarters. Responsibilities include performing various assignments associated with the commissioning, calibration, and repair of DynAmp products, both in factory and at customer locations globally, identifying new customer opportunities, managing customer complaints, preparing service reports, conducting failure analysis, and working with our team to ensure we meet and exceed our customers’ requirements and expectations.

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Class A Driver Wanted Part Time and Full time positions available.

Home every night Piece rate pay averages to between $15 and $20 per hour.

Experience with dump trailers and or roll offs a plus.

Please call Lisa at 614-871-8097 x 229

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INTERMODAL DISPATCHER and BILLING CLERK

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Estimator/Design Drafter/Sales Position

Columbus based intermodal carrier seeks an experienced dispatcher with a very strong DOT compliance background. Ideal candidate will have an Owner operator following as well as a revenue base. Also looking for a billing clerk with strong computer skills.

Send resume to: hoovertransport@yahoo.com or mail to HTS PO Box 890, Reynoldsburg, OH 43068

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Yard Spotters $1000 Sign on Bonus Dist-Trans Co. is looking for CDL A yard spotters.

Please apply in person at: 3330 Groveport Columbus OH 43207 from 9 to 3pm Mon-Fri. or call 614-632-6387.

Sales-Marketing Body Shop Worker We are seeking individuals to assist in our Body Shop as a Buffer, and Prepper. Should be experienced in a body shop. Valid Ohio driver’s license required. Drug Free Workplace. Excellent benefit package. Please fax in resumes or come in for an application: Manheim Ohio 3905 Jackson Pike Grove City, Ohio 43123 Fax 614-871-6876

Commissioned Route Sales

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General Sales Manager Import Automotive Earn $150-$200K/ yr Excellent pay & Benefits Skilled in closing the sale Motivation & training Will run large sales force Good Computer skills Import Automotive Dealership Apply to: Employmentadd@gmail.com

General Sales Manager

John Hinderer Honda Power store is growing and in need of a General Sales Manager. Candidates must be experienced and have a proven track record and strong references. All candidates must be able to pass a back ground and drug test. We offer full benefits, please contact Joe Bertke @ 740-788-3034 or email jbertke@hindererhonda.com or apply within between 9-5 M-F @1515 Hebron Rd Heath Ohio 43056.

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HVAC engineering & experience required.

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Sales Advisor

If you have sales experience and enjoy helping people this is the career for you. Make the money you deserve. Recession proof, rewarding career.

Earn realistic commissions of $40K your first year.

Reliable transportation needed.

Excellent benefit program and 401K. Please call Keith Nobis @ 614-444-1123 ext. 144 or email resume: tiric@stonemor.com for immediate consideration. (EOE)

SALES MANAGER John Hinderer Honda is growing and in need of a Sales Manager. Candidates must be experienced and have a proven track record and strong references. We are also in demand for sales positions due to the overwhelming floor traffic we have.We have a open floor and pay up to 35 % commission.All candidates must be able to pass a back ground and drug test and have a clean driving record. We offer full benefits for all positions available. Please contact Dave Kinion @ 740-522-1106 or email dkinion@hindererhonda.com or apply within between 9-5 M-F @ 1515 Hebron Rd Heath Ohio 43056.

The Columbus Crew is seeking a Multicultural Marketing Coordinator. Qfd applicants must possess native Spanish skills & min bach deg in bus or rel. field among other requirements. Email resume to crewjobs@thecrew.com

Computers-Info IT Analyst. Abercrombie & Fitch, Co., 6301 Fitch Path, New Albany, OH 43054. Functions as an integral member of the team working on complex Order Management System. Bach. in CS, IS, or IT or engg related field & 5 yrs. of progressive analyst/developer exp. working w/ Java/J2EE technologies in retail, supply chain &/or financial industries. (Will accept Master’s degree in one of the aforementioned areas & 3 yrs of stated exp.)

Req. ability to integrate Heterogamous Systems using Java technologies, adhering to enterprise architecture & following established design patterns. Exp. in the following: JAVA, WebSphere, IBM Websphere Sensor Events, Oracle DB, IBM DB2, & IBM MQ, Java/J2EE & related technologies incl.

Servlets, JSP, Java Web Services, EJB, Struts, Hibernate, JMS, & JDBC; Eclipse; all phases of SDLC, incl. analysis, design, development & production support. Please send resume (NO CALLS; NO EMAILS) to Samantha Stilp at address above, which is the job location.

Logistics Technician

Command Alkon is seeking Logistics Technician.

Duties include: PC repair, board level testing, monitoring stock levels and open orders. Associates in Electronics or previous PC repair experience required. Ability to use voltmeter, etc. a must. To apply, email careers@commandalkon.com and specify Logistics Technician.

Senior Applications Systems Analyst needed for DSW, Inc. in Columbus, OH. Will perform analysis, design, implementation, & enhancements for new & existing supply chain systems. Will prepare functional & detailed technical specifications from which programs will be written. Will develop or modify procedures to solve complex technical problems. Will use Manhattan WMS & SQL Server.

Must have a BS degree in comp. sci., math, bus., or eng. & 5 yrs. of progressive IT exp. which includes 2 yrs. of exp. in the skills listed above. Competitive salary. Send resumes & cover letter to: Kristin Langenbach, kristinlangenbach@dswinc.com TECHNOLOGY HP Enterprise Services, LLC is accepting resumes for the positions of Information Testing in Dublin, OH (Ref. #ESDUBSVA2): Design, develop and execute all testing-related activities on applications, infrastructure or hardware components of IT solutions, which include both third party software and internally developed applications and infrastructure. Mail resume to HP Enterprise Services, LLC, 5400 Legacy Drive, MS H1-6F-61, Plano, TX 75024. Resume must include Ref. #, full name, email address & mailing address. No phone calls please. Must be legally authorized to work in the U.S. without sponsorship.

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The successful applicant will prepare cost estimates for standard and custom precast product including, but not limited to, Grease interceptors, oil interceptors, custom tanks, electrical or communication manholes, hand holes, Package lift stations and other custom products as required. Prepare CADD submittal drawings for customer or engineer’s approval including all reinforcing steel and other details per job requirement. Prepare drawing for production of the products. The applicant needs to have experience in CADD drafting in addition to skills in preparing word documents and using Excel spread sheets.Send resumes via email: CBabbert@ECBabbert.com or E.C. Babbert, Inc. P.O. Box 203 Canal Winchester, OH 43110-0203

Production Manager

Architectural firm in Southeastern Ohio seeking Production Manager with 3+ yrs. Construction Document experience in Autodesk’s Revit Architecture, able to work independently to completion of Construction Documents. Graphic design and Photoshop experience a plus-salary commensurate with experience. Assoc. Degree required.

Send resumes to: dlasure@ba-architect.com Project Quality Manager sought by Rolls-Royce Energy Systems Inc. in Mt. Vernon, OH. Lead, manage & develop Project Quality group. Manage project quality cost, control, budgeting & metrics. Req’s Bachelor’s in Business, Electrical Engg, Mech Engg or rel fld + 8 yrs progressive, post-bach’s exp OR Master’s in Business, Electrical Engg, Mech Engg or rel fld + 6 yrs exp. Up to 10% dom/int’l travel req’d.

Send res w/ ref # (860) to: Human Resources - GF, Rolls-Royce, 1875 Explorer Street, Suite 200, Reston, VA 20190. No calls.

Medical-Dental Admission Coordinator Crown Pointe Care Center, is currently seeking an experienced Admission Coordinator. Must have experience with LOC’s, PASRR’s, and Admission Agreements. We ask that you submit your resume to lgwinn@crown-pointe.net fax 614-459-1721 or come into our friendly facility to complete an application.

1850 Crown Park Court Columbus, Ohio 43235 E/O/E MF/D/V

Associate Director

Central City Settlement House seeking individual with strong managerial and leadership skills. Exp. in family centered programs, contract services, administration and supervision required; excellent communication and organizational skills needed. BS/BA degree in Social Work or related field required, Masters level preferred. 30-40 hrs. per wk. Send resume w/cover letter via fax: 614.252.9164 or email: proberts@cchouse.org EOE

BEHAVIORAL HEALTH POSITIONS

17-bed Geropsychiatric Unit and IOP in Marietta/Selby, OH Program Director: Req’s Masters Degree in related field or BSN. Nurse Manager: Req’s BSN. Both require 3+ yrs acute care inpatient psych mgmt. exper. in a hospital setting. Resume to: Terry Good, terry.good@horizonhealth.com; Fax: 1-804-684-5663. EOE

Delaware General Health District

WIC Dietitian - Mt. Gilead

Work 32 hours/week in our Morrow County WIC program to assess, certify and educate families regarding nutrition, breastfeeding and other WIC resources. $16.50/hour. RD/LD preferred.

Send resume and salary requirements to hr@delawarehealth.org. EOE/M/F/V/D

EMT/Paramedics

$2000 Sign on Bonus for Paramedics, $500 Sign on Bonus for EMT Basic

Day/Night and 24 hour shifts available! Apply in person at 2936 E. 14th Ave., Columbus, OH 43219 or online at www.criticalcaretransport.net Any questions please call Justin at 614-565-4726

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Medical-Dental Esthetic Receptionist FT. Busy cosmetic practice looking for enthusiastic, energetic receptionist to join our esthetic team.

Sales & marketing background a plus.

Call 614-895-0400 EXT 115.

Executive Director of Assisted Living Wexner Heritage Village Operational experience in healthcare preferred.

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Medical Lab Tech

OPHTHALMIC TECHNICIAN

Madison County Hospital is looking for a fulltime MLT or MT for patient testing, specimen collection, inputting orders and test results, instrument maintenance, quality control and troubleshooting. Qualified candidates will have either an associates or bachelor’s degree in Medical Laboratory Science, ASCP certification and have strong phlebotomy and computer skills. Interested applicants should apply online at www.madisoncountyhospital.org.

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PATIENT COORDINATOR

Needed for large, family practice. FT or PT, experience in CTP pref’d. Email resume to rnewma3@columbus.rr.com or mail to Ohio Health Center, 1000 E. Broad St. Columbus, OH 43205.

Specialty medical practice has a FT front desk registration opening. Require one yr medical office experience, proven ability to multi-task while delivering superior service in a busy, fastpaced environment. NextGen experience preferred. Send confidential resume with salary requirements to fdmanager@midwestretina.com.

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HOME HEALTH AIDES/STNAs NEEDED

For Home Healthcare company. Free training with placement . Placement guaranteed if you have a loved one or neighbor that you would like to take care of. For info or to register call 614-290-1601

LPN/MEDICAL ASSISTANT Certified

Busy specialty practice in East Columbus is seeking a dependable LPN/MA. The position includes clinical and clerical duties. Full time, day hours.

Current CPR. Serious applicants should be professional, have great patient skills, be a team player, and able to work in a fast- paced environment. Email resume to ipsbusinessrep@gmail.com

LPN/RN Derm practice seeks FT LPN/RN with dermatology experience. Surgical and Mohs experience a plus.

Would consider MA with right qualifications. Two office locations, both north. Looking for self starter with positive, cheerful attitude to join our team. Fax resume to 614-823-5468, att Liz.

Medical Assistant Central Ohio Primary Care is hiring Certified Medical Assistants for several location’s on the North end of Columbus. Experience is preferred.

Duties will include Blood Draws, EKG’S, injections, vitals, Electronic Medical Records, and assisting the Physician with other in office procedures. We have Full Time and Part time positions available. Looking for professional, mature, egger, grounded individuals to work in our busy practices. We offer excellent benefits.

Qualified candidates email resume to hrassist@copcp.com

MEDICAL ASSISTANT

FT. Fast paced derm. practice in Westerville seeking a qualified, motivated assistant to join our team.

Duties include surgery, patient education, etc.

Previous experience preferred.

Call Joyce 614-895-0400 ext 115.

Medical Biller

Critical Care Transport seeks experienced Medical Biller. Hospital Coder & Healthcare Administration grads encouraged to apply. Call 614-775-0564, Fax resume to 614-775-0422 Attn: Kyle Huguenard, or apply at 2936 E. 14th Ave. Columbus, OH 43219 or apply at www.criticalcaretransport.net

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OPTOMETRIST OFFICE ASSISTANT

FT position in NW Columbus Optometry office.

Experience in Optometry preferred. No weekend hours. Excellent office and computer skills required.

Fax resume to 614-457-2429 Interviewing now.

FAMILY NURSE PRACTITIONER

FRONT DESK

Busy ophthalmology practice looking for a motivated, team-oriented technician.

Ophthalmology experience desired, but not needed, we are willing to train the right person. Main office in downtown Columbus, but some local travel required. Competitive salary and benefits. Send resumes to Nickole at TRGhiring1@gmail.com

Methodist ElderCare Services Hospice Community Relations/Marketing Faith-based, number one rated senior living facility is searching for an experienced Hospice professional to manage marketing for our Hospice Company. Duties include building and sustaining contacts in the community, developing marketing materials, ability to increase referrals and maintain all regulations. We are seeking a compassionate as well as dynamic personality with strong public speaking skills and a passion for hospice care. Apply on-line.

EOE Drug Free Work Place 1550 Old Henderson Rd St. E 212 Columbus, OH 43220 www.methodisteldercare.com

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Now Hiring State Tested Nursing Assistants!

Must be licensed as an STNA in the State of OHIO. We offer an industry leading salary and Benefits package including: ∂ Competitive Hourly Wages ∂ 401k ∂ Medical Insurance ∂ Dental and Vision plans ∂ Free Life Insurance ∂ Tuition Reimbursement Please apply online at www.extendicare.com 218 Elm St. London, OH 43140 740-852-3100 EOE

Highfield MRI and The Vein Center at Highfield is looking for a part-time (with potential to go fulltime) Patient Coordinator at our Polaris area location. This position requires a bachelor’s degree and a minimum of three years experience working in medical offices. Candidate must have strong communication, organization, and computer skills. You will be responsible for answering phones, checking in patients, and dealing with insurance companies among other administrative duties. We are looking for someone to work 10:00am - 2:00pm Mon - Fri. Hourly pay will be between $12 - $20 / hr based on qualifications and experience plus performance bonuses.

Send all resumes to highfieldmri@mchs.com

Phlebotomist Central Ohio Primary Care is hiring Full Time and Part time Phlebotomist. Duties will include traveling to our Nursing homes in centralized Columbus and doing the early am blood draws on the patents and then bringing those draws back to the Lab, off of Olentangy River Rd to be processed. Must have excellent Phlebotomy skills, and have either a Phlebotomy, MA, LPN, or RN certification. Hours are 4am-12noon MondayFriday for Full Time and 4am-8am Monday-Friday for Part Time. Qualified candidates email resumes to hrassist@copcp.com

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Central Ohio Primary Care is adding to our Quality Improvement department at our Corporate office located in Westerville. Hours are 8am-5pm Mon-Fri. Must have great communication and telephonic skills, attention to detail, good follow up, and the ability to multi task. Chart reviews, working with insurance payers and our providers on quality improvement initiatives, and working knowledge of electronic medical records is required. If you are a professional who meets the above requirements and needs flexibility with your daily schedule, apply here. This position is in an office setting, with no patient face to face interaction. Must have RN or LPN Ohio License.

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LOAN OFFICER ASSISTANT WANTED

RN Pediatric office located in Dublin is hiring a Full Time RN for their busy office. Position will be 4 days a week, hours 8:15am-5pm. Duties will include triage and assisting Physicians with Patients. Must have Ohio RN License and Pediatric or Family Practice experience. We offer excellent benefits including health, dental, vision, 401k, flexible spending, and much more.

We are a non-smoking facility and preemployment drug screening is required.

Qualified candidates email resumes to chunter@copcp.com

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Wesley Glen Retirement Community Great opportunity for the experienced Assisted Living Unit Manager Five star facility, is seeking a strong clinical professional to supervise our 74 bed Assisted Living and 21 bed Dementia Care units. Duties include overseeing daily operations, providing clinical resources for staff and families, and managing nurses and caregivers. Must have knowledge of RCF AL regulations, leadership and administrative skills, and a current Ohio LPN or RN license. Apply in person or send resume to gshirey@mecsrc.com.

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(25 to 30 hours) with a flexible schedule for a full charge bookkeeper and office manager. Requires at least 5 yrs of QuickBooks experience with cost accounting a plus. The position will require preparing quarterly financial statements, preparing budgets, etc. Other duties require data base mgmt, sales staff support & other office duties. Solid knowledge of excel spreadsheets are req. This position has the potential to expand to a FT as the co expands its sales base. Phoenix Hydraulic is a manufacturer of machine tools and a distributor of hydraulic supplies.

Please forward your resume to ctsher@phoenixhydraulic.com or fax your resume to 614 850 8940

BOOKKEEPER

Our CPA practice has an opening for a full-time paraprofessional on our accounting staff.

Candidate should have 5 years experience with small business computerized accounting systems, payroll, and payroll tax issues. An associates degree in accounting or equivalent accounting firm experience preferred. We offer competitive compensation and benefits. Send resume to: HR@oles-cpa.com

Collections/Accounts Receivable

Established food service industry provider seeks qualified, exp’d individual to oversee Collections/AR Dept. FT. Benefits include 401(k), paid vacation, ins.

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Cashier/ Telephone Operator Full-time position available for a dependable, wellorganized, and motivated individual. Qualified candidates should possess the following: knowledge of a multi-line phone system, basic math skills, excellent customer services skills and computer skills (ADP system experience a PLUS).

Hour for the position are Mon-Fir 7:00am-4:00pm and two Saturdays a month.

Please fax resume to 614-847-8033 Or email to: admin@kriegerford.com Krieger Ford Inc. 1800 Morse Rd. Columbus, OH 43229 Equal Opportunity Employer

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Foster Care Training/ Licensing Specialist Provide pre-service & ongoing training, coordinate foster care resource family training, conduct training needs assessments, schedule trainings, process paperwork & maintain records.

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Foster care experience and/or Ohio LSW license preferred. Written and oral presentation skills & experience teaching, training, and/or leading group activities also preferred. Flexible hours consistent with agency need. Evening and weekend hours are expected. Involves day travel to sites in Central, East Central, & Southwest, Ohio. Diverse applicants sought to work with a diverse population. EEO AA Employer. Excellent benefits! www.buckeyeranch.org submit resume to: HR@buckeyeranch.org

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Multiple WAREHOUSE positions open on North side of Columbus. Looking for Forklift, Pick/Pack, & Assembly exp.

1st & 2nd shifts, short term & long term openings! Call 614-841-2500 to apply!

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MedVet is an Emergency and Specialty Veterinary Medical Center in Worthington. We are looking to fill a position for housekeeping/minor maintentance, part time, Saturday/Sunday 6a-4:30p. Must be able to work independently with little or no supervision.

Competitive pay plus weekend shift differential.

Send resumes to employment@medvetohio.com, or fax (614) 431-4419

Energetic school-age leaders Needed for unique before/after school programs in Powell, Hilliard, Westerville. Flex. hours and fun! Call Brie @ 740-548-8116. EOE

Japanese Translator/Human Resource Coordinator

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AY Manufacturing, Ltd., a Tier 1 assembler of Sunroofs for the automotive industry, is searching for a Japanese Language Translator/HR Staff at our Westside Columbus, Ohio facility.

Jolly Tots Too is seeking experienced Infant or Toddler Teacher in the New Albany/Gahanna area.

PRE-K TEACHER Must be certified.

Call 614-471-0688; apply at 5511 N. Hamilton Rd, 43230 or visit www.jollytotstoo.com

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Professional, stellar collectors wanted for exciting opp. on North side. Must have 1 yr/3rd or 1st party collections exp. Start Sept! $12/hr + comm. Call 614-841-2500.

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Requirements of the position include: Strong Japanese/English translation skills (simultaneous verbal and written) for business documents, presentations, high level business meetings, etc.; general administrative skills (associate service, Japan staff assistance, training, clerical); be able to communicate and interact with all levels; ability to multi-task; work schedule flexibility; proficient in Microsoft office software (Word, Excel, Powerpoint).

You must be able to work overtime and travel international and domestic, occasionally on short notice.

Only resumes that include salary expectations will be considered (no exceptions)! Third party resumes will not be accepted. This is not an entry level position. Qualified candidates may submit resumes (Word Format ONLY) to: AY Manufacturing, Ltd. 5200 Crosswind Drive Columbus, OH 43228 Fax: 614-870-4005 E-mail: careers@aymfg.com

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Behavioral health agency has an opening for an AOD Manager of outpatient treatment services and specialized treatment programs including a residential program. Prefer a Master’s Degree and be dually independently licensed in substance abuse and mental health.

Send resume to: C. Knapp, Marion Area Counseling Center, Inc., 320 Executive Dr., Marion, Ohio 43302, fax: 740-382-3713 or email: cknapp@maccsite.com.

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West Jefferson company needs 25 embroidery operators for all shifts!

1 yr. sewing/embroid. exp. OR 1 yr. hand assembly exp. $11-12.25 BOE and shift!!! Call 614-841-2500 or apply at 1125 Georgesville Rd 9a-3p.

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Teleperformance is not a telemarketing company. We answer incoming calls and provide customer service and technical support for the customers of many familiar Fortune 500 companies.

Teleperformance specializes in resolving the issues that naturally arise with products and services that are used by the American population ever day. If you have ever called in to resolve an issue you are having with a mobile device, computer, Satellite or cable TV system, utility service or even with your financial services, chances are high that you have spoken to a Teleperformance employee.

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RN - OB A large OB-Gyn practice is searching for a nurse to triage phone calls. Duties include working with our physicians to answer patient questions, schedule surgeries and coordinate patient care. OB-Gyn experience is required. Send your resume to jeng@columbusobgyn.com

Apply Online www.careerbuilder.com or Fax Resumes to (614)-882-1728 Attn. Staci Hall

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Electronic Techs

1st shift, $15 - $17. Must have Associates in Electronics or related.

Bachelor’s a plus & min 3-5 yrs exp req’d.

Call 759-4779 or visit 1555 Brice Rd 9am-noon.

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Parkside Village a senior living community in Westerville is currently accepting applications for Resident Assistants. This position is responsible for providing routine care to the residents in accordance with their established care plan. This individual should have strong communication skills and is positive and professional with their interactions with residents, family members and guests of our community. If you are interested in this position and would like to become part of the Parkside Team please send a resume to abainter@parksideseniorliving.com or complete an application in person at 730 N. Spring Road Westerville, 43082

Qualified candidate should be an RN with 3 years of nursing experience. 1 yr nursing admin. exp. preferred.

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Early Learning Center

Seeking committed professionals to become a part of a quality early learning team in our underserved community. Hiring infant, toddler and preschool teachers; AA/BS in ECE or Child Development required, exp. preferred. Send resume w/cover letter by fax: 614-252-9164 or email: proberts@cchouse.org EOE

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∂ Supervise Clinical Nurses and STNA’s ∂ Assist in the development and implementation of an individualized treatment plan for each assigned resident ∂ Provide direct resident care in accordance with established plans ∂ Ensure compliance with facility clinical initiatives/policies

Ohio’s Largest First Time Homebuyer Lender is seeking to fill the position of Loan Officer Assistant. Minimum of 2 years in the mortgage industry is required. Send resumes to HR@AEMC.CC

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for 100+ units NE Columbus.

Candidate will have experience in plumbing, electrical, carpentry...appliance work a plus.

Salary $30k+ depending on experience.

Please email resume to tomarnold@rocketmail.com or call 630-758-0300.

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3:00 PM - 11:00PM. Pay Rate: $10.00/HR. Must have HS diploma. Contact: Molly, 770-628-0274.

MSX International Seeking AUTOMOTIVE/ AGRICULTURAL TRAINER

MSXI has a full time opportunity for a trainer/instructor. Customer is located in Columbus, OH area. Automotive and/or agricultural technical training essential. Delivers training to channel partners. Some travel. Adapts, researches, and develops content and training materials and activities for training programs and other related training activity. Constructs and maintains training aids and equipment, classroom exercises, simulations, and practice exercises. Knowledge of Learning & Development T&D process including areas (instructional skills, presentation skills, needs assessments, adult learning theory, curriculum development). Ability to use desktop applications (Microsoft Office, intranet/ internet). Effective writing skills. Auto dealer experience 1 - 3 years.

Send resume ASAP to: Swelsh@msxi.com

NOTICE OF EXAMINATION FOR TITLE OF POLICE OFFICER Otterbein University is scheduling testing for the title of Police Officer. Successful candidates will be placed on an eligibility list for future openings. For additional information, visit: http://www.otterbein.edu/public/About/ Careers.aspx

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CLOTHES, TOYS, POSTERS! GREAT PAY AND HOURS LIFE STYLE STAFFING 6100 CHANNINGWAY BLVD, SUITE 406 (US BANK BUILDING OFF BRICE ROAD)

Production Workers Part-Time Most people look forward to having those 2 weekend days off, with this job you get 5 days off! We are looking to recruit and train reliable individuals for 2nd shift, part-time assembly production at Honda of America Manufacturing, Inc. Former Honda Associates are eligible to apply!

To apply visit: adeccousa.com/Honda

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∂ Competitive wages Starting at $12.90 ∂ Periodic base wage increases up to $20.21 ∂ Perfect attendance bonuses ∂ Paid Training - Department training is required on a full-time basis (40 hours) for the first 2-4 weeks of the position Lend your experience and skills to the supplemental workforce at Honda of America Manufacturing, Inc. Great part-time opportunity with outstanding pay.

Apply: adeccousa.com/honda SAP Experience?

Seasonal Aerators Needed at Scotts LawnService in Gahanna and Plain City, Ohio. Could lead to fulltime employment. If you are a self motivated, hard working individual committed to quality, then this may be the opportunity for you.

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Modern Builders Supply is offering a rewarding career opportunity with significant growth potential.

Must be able to lift 100 lbs and must be able to walk roofs. A class B commercial drivers license preferred but not req’d. Competitive wages. Benefits include medical, vision, 401k, paid vacation and more. Apply in person at 3808 E 5th Ave.Columbus Ohio 43219.

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Southside Manufacturer Quality Inspection exp needed. Temp to perm openings, 7am & 7pm starts, $13/hr. Call 614-759-4779 or visit 1555 Brice Rd or 1125 Georgesville Rd.

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Scotts is an EEO employer, committed to a culturally diverse, drug free work place.

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$12.00/Hr Multiple sites around Columbus.

Must have availability of seven days a week, 24 hours per day.

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Telephone Interviewers

wanted immediately to conduct interviews for research firm. No exp. necessary. Must be able to type and have a good telephone voice. Evening and daytime shifts available. Apply in person at: Strategic Research Group, 995 Goodale Blvd., 2nd floor.

Toddler & Pre-School Teachers

Nikou Learning Center is seeking loving & exp.

Teachers who are dedicated to changing children’s young lives & committed to placing education first.

Candidates must be hard working and enthusiastic to make a difference in a classroom. Please send resume and employment inquiries to: state@nikoulearningcenter.com or call 614-523-2600

WAREHOUSE SUPERVISOR NIGHTS Columbus area grocery wholesaler seeking a careeroriented person to be their Night Supervisor, for shift beginning at 8:00pm, Sunday through Thursday. Warehouse Supervisory Experience Required.

* Benefits available *Advancement Opportunities * Paid training and uniforms

Responsibilities include training for new employees; planning, assigning & direction work; appraising employee performance; addressing complaints and resolving problems.

Applicants must have clean police record, be at least 21 years or older and have reliable transportation.

Salary Negotiable, plus Health Insurance, Dental Insurance, 401K, paid vacations after probationary period.

Must be comfortable completing extensive foot patrols.

Accurate datea entry & computer skills required.

Please email resumes to: whurdle875@gmail.com

Warehouse & Forklift Drivers

ODW Logistics is currently looking for experienced sit down forklift drivers.including Sat/Sun 7am-7pm shifts. Also looking for General Warehouse (Pick/Pack). Must pass drug screen and national background check.

Please apply in person at 3330 Groveport Road Columbus OH 43207 from 9 to 4 Mon. through Fri.

Warehouse & Laborers Wanted Looking for energetic, hard working people Who want to earn a great income and grow with our company.

WILL TRAIN Call (614) 984-2904 Today!

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Project based and long term assignments.

West Columbus. Lift 40 lbs consistently.

Apply 1125 Georgesville Rd. or 1555 Brice Rd.

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Consumer Support Services, Inc. is looking to fill the position of Behavior Specialist for individuals with Autism. Must have experience with the principles and procedures of Applied Behavior Analysis and developing behavior support and intervention plans for individuals with disabilities.

Bachelor’s degree in psychology or related field required. One year experience working with disabled individuals, preferably in the area of behavior management required. Interested applicants can e-mail their resume and cover letter to CSSFranklinHR@csssohio.org.

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Qualifications and Experience: • Five years Tier 1 automotive manufacturing experience.

• Experience in a wide commodity base.

• High level Buyer experience in other Purchasing environment will be considered.

• Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience.

• Proven skills: communication, problem solving, decision making, cost analysis, target cost setting, negotiations leading to cost reductions, multi and prioritization tasking, supplier development and management, understanding of process flows, use of cost tables, project management, new model maturation and management.

• Ability to read drawings and understand manufacturing specifications.

• Microsoft office and MRP system proficient.

• Must be able to work overtime and travel, international and domestic, occasionally on short notice.

Only resumes that include salary expectations will be considered (no exceptions)! Third party resumes will not be accepted. This is not an entry level position. Qualified candidates may submit resumes (Word Format ONLY) to: AY Manufacturing, Ltd. 5200 Crosswind Drive Columbus, OH 43228 Fax: 614-870-4005 E-mail: careers@aymfg.com

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DIRECTOR OF GRANTS AND CONTRACTS Zane State College is now accepting applications from qualified individuals for the full-time position of Director of Grants and Contracts.

For position qualifications and application information, please see our website at www.zanestate.edu or contact Human Resources at 740-588-1285.

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LIBRARY DIRECTOR

Our Library Director is retiring. We are seeking a Library Director with an MLS from an ALA accredited school or hours working toward it and experience. The selected applicant will oversee the operation and personnel of the St. Paris Public Library. The St. Paris Public Library is in western Champaign County and is a Graham Local School District Library.

The candidate we are seeking should have the following qualifications: • Good analytical and critical thinking skills • Excellent leadership and supervisory skills • Good organizational skills.

• Good communication skills, written and verbal.

• Ability to work well with employees, Graham Schools, patrons and community.

• Mentoring/educational training experience • Willing to continue knowledge and education • Experience with technology in a library setting • Acts and reacts in a professional manner • Experience in budgeting, personnel and facilities management

Or mail to: St. Paris Public Library P. O. Box 740 St. Paris, Ohio 43072 Attention: Joyce Luse or Darlene L. Alltop

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AY Manufacturing, Ltd., a Tier 1 assembler of Sunroofs for the automotive industry, is searching for a Senior Buyer in the Purchasing Department at our Westside Columbus, Ohio facility.

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Fairfield Community Health Center is seeking a fulltime Chief Executive Officer. This position is responsible for providing leadership, direction, administration, and fiscal oversight for a Federally Qualified Health Center (FQHC) with 4 locations.

Qualifications are; a MBA, MPA, MHA degree or equivalent, with management experience in private industry, not for profit organization, and/or a Federally Qualified Health Center. Previous CEO experience is preferred. Submit a resume to rvarney@fairfieldchc.org. Resumes will be accepted until the position is filled.

Forward Resume’ and Cover Letter by September 9, 2013 to: stparis@oplin.org

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The library offers a benefit package and a salary commensurate with experience. The applicant must be able to pass a criminal background check and be subject to drug testing.

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Must have 3 yrs exp & stable work history.

SAP exp a MUST. Multiple openings on North side right now! Long term openings with great company! Call 614-841-2500 for IMMEDIATE consideration!

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Seasonal Employment Opportunities!

Now Hiring for the Fall & Wildlights Seasons

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Limited Brands distribution centers are now hiring for the following positions, all shifts and days: · Outbound loaders · Merchandise processors · Merchandise handlers Support Victoria’s Secret, Bath and Body Works and other global brands and enjoy: · Clean, safe, temperature-controlled facilities · Up to 40 percent discount at our stores · Potential to be extended beyond seasonal

Clerical-Secretarial FRONT DESK/OFFICE ASSISTANT

Immedicate opening for a Front Desk Office assistant. Responsibilities include Front Desk duties along with administrative office and field support.

Candidate must be able to answer multiline phones, be computer savvy and be able to multi-task while staying organized. We offer a competitive salary plus benefits. Layne is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Candidates should send resume and salary requirements to: Sheila. Bachelor@Layne.com

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The Ohio State University at Newark and Central Ohio Technical College are accepting online applications for a Purchasing Agent 1 position. For a complete position description and application procedures go to https://www.jobsatosu.com. Click on "Search Jobs", then enter posting #377962 to view and submit an online application. EEO/AA Employer.

Experienced cook opportunity at a small, non-profit nursing home in Hilliard, Ohio. Starting pay based on experience. Schedule is Friday through Monday 11-7. Excellent work environment. Visit our website to learn more about us, www.glenmontcsn.com . Please call Glenmont at 614.876.0084 to arrange to visit and complete an application Rev Up Your Car Search Alive has hundredseven thousands of autos for sale!

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1-800-GOT-JUNK? (1-800-468-5865) We bring the labor! Home or office www.1800GotJunk.com

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Specialty Care for the Elderly Hot Meals, Years of Exp, Ref’s "IN-HOME" ! 614-777-5850

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PERSONAL Care for the elderly & disabled. Meals, errands, light hskp. Refs. 25yrs. exp. 614-563-1199.

Computer Services $34/Hour Labor. PC Repair at your home.

Call Kevin at (614) 580-5189

Drywall Drywall & Plaster Repair Textured Ceilings Affordable Prices! Call Randy (614) 551-6963

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TheGutterTruck.Com 614-282-1988 New Spouting & Covers. Cleanouts & Repairs

Moving and Storage Westerville North Self Storage 614-392-4133 6342 Frost Rd. Westerville, Oh 43082

Outbuildings Barns Amish Crew Build-Pole Barns, Garages, Remodeling, (330) 763-3937

Tree Service

CAVACHON PUPPIES Adorable, cute, cuddly, very sweet, smart, nonshedding, hypoallergic, are not barkers. Quality puppies. Please leave message 614-649-5991.

CHOW CHOW PUPS - 3 blk. M’s & 1 wht. M, 1 blk. F DOB 7/22/13. Wormed, good temperament, great blood line $550 each. Call 614-428-4779.

FRENCH BORDEAUX AKC REG. light red, male, 12weeks old.

Very loving. Call 614-863-8971

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Morkie, Min-Pin,Multipoo,Shiapoo,Shorkie. No shed Pup kit and Guarantee 350.00-550.00. http://toypupsohio.com (513)738-1292.

Puppies!! Veterinarian Inspected & Approved. Pics on berlinpets.com Finan. Avail. 330-893-7038 Ext. 2 GERMAN SHEPHERD AKC PUPS Czech import lines going back to the old border patrol dogs. Raising working line family friendly dogs since 1987. Vet checked, shots, wormed and health guaranteed. Goldenhausk9.com (614) 592-2614

AKC Shih Tzu Puppies, Champ bloodline, M/F, $300 and up, F-Adults-AKC, 1 AKC F English Bulldog Puppy. Chihuahua Puppies, M/F, 740-214-5888 ALL BREED OBEDIENCE TRAINING Earn AKC title of Canine Good Citizen (CGC) register Sept. 9th, 2013. Franklin County Fairgrounds.

Info. 614-871-4408 or 614-764-1488.

BEAGLE PUPS AKC, tri color, 7 weeks old, shots & wormed, $180 each. FREE local delivery. 740-380-1462.

WEIMARANER PUPS - AKC, ONLY 4 LEFT, BLUES & SILVER GRAYS, POP, DEWCLAW AND TAILS DONE. PLAYFUL COMPANIONS! 614-704-7905 OR 614-841-1975 GERMAN SHEPHERD Germany’s Vice-Universal Sieger, at stud. ,Training,obed,home protection,sch classes imports, young dogs, pups for sale. offering spring workshop call to sign up Boarding available. 740-756-7387 www.estatedogs.com

APPLE TREE MOTOR SALES 1647 WEST CHURCH STREET NEWARK, OHIO 43055 740-344-4282 1964 Harley-Davidson Panhead red and white, all original, 26,700 actual miles 1966 Chevrolet Corvair, tan convertible 1972 VW Beetle convertible, restored 1976 Cadillac Eldorado, dark green, 17654 actual miles. 1977 Chevrolet pick-up truck1976 Honda motorcycle 12, 286 actual miles, model 750 four BMW 1997 528i, white, 155K miles. No body rust. $3000. In Westerville. Call 317-941-3098 CA$H FOR CAR$ We Pay Top Dollar For Unwanted or Junk Vehicles. Running or not.

Free Towing. Matt, 614-582-8570.

CHEVROLET 94 CAPRICE Classic Stationwagon, 207K miles, rebuilt Corvette engine, good cond., wired wheels, $3,200. Call 875-4740 ask for Bob

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Yorkie Puppy, CKC, 10 wks old. Vet chked, wormed and second shots. 1 Male $500 740-820-5781 after 5:00 pm 740-285-0185 any time YORKIES AKC FOR SALE-3 GENERATIONS!! CALL US AT 740-361-5694. You get the puppy, shots, AKC papers, tails docked & deworming. We have 1 girl & 3 boys left, so call today! We are VERY flexible on the price, so call with all offers! Price: $850.00

Classic Car Auction Sat. - Sept. 14, 2013 - 11AM 2501 Ley Dr., Akron, OH 44319

1-855-722-9630 RubberCityClassic.com Dodge 09 Nitro SLT 4WD cloth int, White ext, , 30,000 miles, one owner. $16,500 OBO 614-477-8416

YORKIES PUPPIES 9 weeks old, no papers, parents on premises, call 740-666-7100 leave message.

Abercrombie & Fitch is an equal opportunity employer.

Offers of employment subject to background check and drug screen.

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1st shift, 2nd shift, and weekend shift Up to $11.55/hour

AA AWESOME DEAL For Junk & Unwanted Autos Titles required. Call (614)328-6187

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Complete Tree Care, Removal, Crane & Bucket, Truck Service and Stump Grinding, 614-302-1669, 30 years experience/insured MATHEW’S TREE SERVICE BBB, Tree Removal, Trimming Call: 614-704-2181 Rich’s 65’ Bucket Truck Tree Service- Stump Removal, Lic. & Ins. Free Estimates 614-394-2367

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Puppy Expert on/off Obedience, Housebkg., Protection. Openings Now! See videos at aztezdogtraining.com 513-827-6400

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NOW HIRING ALL SHIFTS

malte poo, Lhasa poo, and shih chon pups, all no shed.no allergic toy breeds. $300-$400 ea shts,wrm,hlt guar. prv breeder see us and other breeds at www.blueribbonkennelsofohio.com or call 740-332-4968 (ALSO FREE kittens to good home.)

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291-3867 Able Hauling Cleanups-Cleanouts, Attics, Basements, Garages Whole houses. We Load. *Senior Discount

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Auto Accident Âś No Insurance, File Bankruptcy, get license back, Atty. John H. Bates (614)221-3630

HONDA 02 GOLDWING - 40,000 miles, new rear tires & battery, fully serviced, lots of chrome & some lights, exc. cond., $11,500. Call 614-325-6611.

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Parkside Village, a senior living community located in Westerville is currently accepting applications for part-time and full-time dining room servers. The dining room server is responsible for serving residents and guests in our upscale dining environment. This individual should have a customer service focus. If you are interested in becoming part of our growing team please email resume to rsteffens@parksideseniorliving.com or mail to Parkside Village Attn.: Robert Steffens 730 N. Spring Road Westerville, OH 43082

**Conceal & Carry Classes**. 1 day class offered by experienced certified NRA instructor. Summer Special $85 per student. 614-829-7775. Ăť HONDA EAST Ăť - Yamaha Suzuki Kawasaki Sea-Doo Polaris Victory Aprilia 1-877-437-1631.

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A & A Handymen 30 + yrs. exp. w/Carpentry Wood rot rprs. Fences Decks/Porch rprs. Ext. Trim Flooring Int. & Ext. Paint refs. sm. jobs 446-6551 FOX HOME SERVICES LLC-bond/ins/EPA Cert. HVAC, comp home maint/repair. paint, plumb, PW wash & much more call for details. 614-654-2079 BELLA HOMES Maint. Lawn, Haul, Cleaning Painting, handyman service 4358 Indianola Ave. 614-397-1231.

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Parkside Village a senior living community is Westerville is currently accepting applications for a cook. This individual is responsible for preparation of menu items according to established menus. This individual will maintain high standards of food quality, nutritional value, and sanitation of food areas and ensure compliance with state, local and other regulated agencies as it relates to food services. If you are a team oriented individual who is customer service driven please send resume to rsteffens@parksideseniorliving.com or apply in person at 730 N. Spring Road Westerville, OH 43082

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YORKIES-SMALL, 7wks, REGISTERED CKC, vet ck, tails doc, dewclaws done, tiny bundles of love Females $ 600, males $550 614-879-7241

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Cairn Terriers. Adorable Cairn Terriers. Ready for new homes. Home raised. 2 males, 1 female. $300$350. Call 740-965-2697 for appointment.

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Mazda ’94 Miata 1994 Mazda Miata convertible low mileage good condition runs great. $3500.00. Low mileage 116,610. Runs good and is in good condition. contact charity 740-327-1133 MUSTANG 77 COBRA II - 302 engine, 59,000 original miles, white with red stripes, no rust, no bondo, $12,500. Call 614-204-1879.

German Shepherd Pups Purebred, 8wks, M & F, reg. w/papers, black & tan, hlth guar, wormed/shots, Parents on Premises, $500ea. Call 740-259-6134.

GERMAN SHEPHERD PUPPIE, FEMALE, 1ST SHOTS, GOOD HEALTH & TEMPERMANT, $500.

CALL 740-497-7558. ADULT ALSO.

GREAT DANE PUPS , BLACK $400, BLUES $600 NICE BIG PUPS. CASH ONLY. INFO 937-243-1106 Rev Up Your Car Search Advertise in the Auto Classifieds!

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Yorkinese Puppies, tails doc, wormed, UTD shots, dewclaws removed, Females $300, Males $250. 606932-9098 or 740-370-2655. Will meet in Chilicothe

Recreation 2004 Challenger by Keystone. 32 TKB. 5th wheel.

W/D hkup, 3 slide outs. Exc. cond. $16,900/best offer. Call 740-965-3532 or 614-204-4245.

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PONTIAC 1987 Fiero GT, maroon, 78K, sun-roof 6cyl, 5spd. $3500/obo. Call 614-620-8738.

2006 SATURN ION 1G8AJ58F96Z116934 Sealed bids accepted at 1429 Schrock Rd. up to 10AM, 9/13/13. Rader Car Company 888-3111.

Subaru 2005 Forester XT 92,500 miles (Turbo - All WD/Auto) Gray Ext, Black Cloth., GC, All Mx Receipts. $9,850 Cash or local bank only 614-219-2064

Interior Design ROSE’S DRAPERY DESIGNS Custom draperies, blinds, etc. MC/VISA Free ests. 10% off fabs-614-563-5702

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