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The List: Prince’s alter egos and aliases Staff Question: What six-word phrase do you dread hearing?

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COVER: Lisa Bella Donna Seven can’t-miss Rock on the Range acts Preview: Cupcakke Staff Pick: Sega Genocide and Peach Kelli Pop Previews: Chelsea Wolfe, Islands, Purson, TIP 24 Staff Pick: Pretty Mighty Mighty and Earwig 24 Staff Pick: HYTWR 25 Concert review: Savages at Ace of Cups

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on the cover Lisa Bella Donna lived as Adam Smith for much of her life before “stepping outside for the first time,” as she termed it, in July 2015. Rather than the traditional explanation of “a woman trapped in a man’s body,” Bella Donna equated the pull she felt from age five with the Native American Two-Spirit tradition. “The other me you’ve always known was never not authentic, but this dimension was always in there,” she said. Here’s her story.

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At Big Room Bar’s Prince Tribute on May 21, we expect to hear major hits and obscure gems from the late music icon. But which Prince made which songs? The Purple One told Oprah that he had “another person” inside of him, sex undetermined, and created music as different characters or under different aliases. Several are listed below (there are probably others we don’t know about yet).

Camille

You know that Prince is playing Camille when you hear a sped-up vocal on songs such as “U Got the Look,” “Housequake” and the stunning “If I Was Your Girlfriend” — a complex examination of gender roles. Legend has it Prince considered creating an entire album and a film based on the character.

Symbol (a.k.a. the artiSt Formerly known aS PrinCe)

Jamie Starr

Prince, the mastermind behind the Time and Vanity 6 music groups, tried to hide his participation by crediting production to Jamie Starr or the Starr Company on the bands’ records.

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Prince also used pseudonyms to pen songs for artists outside of his Minneapolis empire. “Sugar Walls,” a 1984 hit by pop artist Sheena Easton, is credited to Alexander Nevermind.

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Pop-rock band the Bangles also benefitted from Prince’s songwriting, landing a number two hit in 1986 with “Manic Monday,” credited to Christopher.

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Prince’s most well-known alias is the unpronounceable symbol, which allowed him to release music independently

from Warner Bros. Not knowing exactly what to call him, the media came up with titles such as the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, the Artist and — derisively — Symbolina.

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They Don’t Make Them Like They Used To, is credited to one Joey Coco.

tora tora As Tora Tora, Prince contributed to the 1995 album Exodus, by his band the New Power Generation (NPG). Onstage and in videos with the NPG, Tora Tora appeared with a scarf masking his face.

Gemini

In the liner notes for the 1989 Batman soundtrack, Prince’s songs are listed according to character. “Batdance,” for example, includes lead vocals by the Joker, Vicki Vale, Bruce Wayne, Batman and Gemini — obviously not a cast member, but named for Prince’s astrological sign. It’s a fitting representation for a man of many dualities.

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eynoldsburg chef Sean Chatman spent his senior year of high school taking care of his older sister, who was battling cancer.

“Every day after school I had to come feed her, rub her back. She was literally 98 pounds and her hair was gone,” he said. “Every night I prayed for [God] to take me instead of her.”

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Chatman’s sister made a full recovery and eventually went on to graduate from Ohio State University. Chatman, however, was haunted by the promise he’d made.

He didn’t value his life for a long time, and he got into some trouble on his long journey to the culinary industry.

Take, for example, the C-Note Lounge. Chatman opened the North Side club with his mother in 1996 when he was in his mid-20s, and while the establishment was successful, it attracted a rough crowd. “We got in gun fights,” Chatman said. One night someone nearly shot his father, and Chatman almost retaliated in a major way. “[There’s] no telling what would have happened to me if I’d have shot the dude,” he said.

But there were also some highs during that time. As a rapper, Chatman — who performed under the names Finesse and Synk Diggy — had the opportunity to open for the Roots and De La Soul at a music festival at the University of Cincinnati.

By 1999, though, Chatman had another traumatic experience. “I went to like seven funerals in six months,” he said. Thinking he would be next, he recorded an album and called it The Last Chapter.

“I really didn’t think I was going to make it to 2000. So it was my last chapter,” he said.

When he survived that rough period, he finally realized he wasn’t destined to die young. He made another overture to God. “I promised to show appreciation for my life,” he said.

After engaging in productive projects, such as owning and operating a salon on Cleveland Avenue, he attended the Columbus Culinary Institute. The decision wasn’t random; Chatman had developed a passion for food as a child, eating Asian dishes prepared by his Korean mother and classic soul food enjoyed by the African-American side of his family. He remembers watching food programs on PBS, as well as cooking show “The Galloping Gourmet.” By age 11, he began cooking for himself.

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Kitchen specializes in “cultural comfort food” inspired by Chatman’s heritage and the Cajun and Creole styles he grew to love.

“My two biggest sellers in the bar [are] the egg rolls that my mom comes in and rolls fresh every Tuesday and Thursday, and the Korean wings, which are her recipe,” Chatman said.

He serves a diverse clientele, including 17 older women who come in every Monday after their golf game.

In addition to getting on “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives,” Chatman’s goal is simply to be successful.

“This is kinda like my retirement plea,” he said.

After so many challenges, Chatman is finally doing what he was meant to do. “I just like everything about food,” he said. “I like the sound.

I like the smell. I like the sight. … It makes me feel full. I’m fulfilled.”

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“My mom was … working overtime all the time and I wanted good food, so I learned how to make it,” he said.

He continued cooking as an adult, completing catering jobs on the side.

At one point, he worked in his mother’s nowclosed Korean restaurant, Koreana, on Bethel road. He and his family also operated the Kimchee Shack at the Asian Festival each summer for more than a decade.

After culinary school, Chatman worked at the Columbus Country Club and Black Olive. He spent three years as the head chef of Two Fish Bistro.

He also had the opportunity to cater Super Bowl parties for his friend, film director and Ohio native Bill Delaney, in Hollywood.

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he easy part was settling on a name: Lisa.

When Lisa Bella Donna was a teenager living as Adam Smith in Marietta, she spent a stretch of time homeless, occasionally taking up residency in a music shop owned by Lisa and Steve Erb. The couple, which also owned Air Freight Studio, served as early musical mentors, in addition to providing sporadic shelter and a means of earning at least a meager income.

“I was giving 30 lessons a week at their music store … and I eventually conned them into giving me a key to the shop so I could practice after giving lessons every night. Then I would crash there and get up and go to school the next day,” Bella Donna said in an early May interview at a Clintonville coffee shop. “Lisa [Erb] was just amazing. She had a strong, mellow vibe, and she was just gorgeous. She was very Italian looking: big hair, big hoop earrings, big lips. Lisa is one of my best friends … and when I finally got to come alive that was it. [The name] was something that came when I said, ‘OK, it’s time for this dimension to emerge.’ It was just like that.”

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Robbins, vice president of Akron-based EarthQuaker Devices, which has maintained a business relationship with Bella Donna stretching back years (the keyboardist and guitarist represents the guitar effects-pedal manufacturer at trade shows, demonstrating the gear, and has even appeared in online instructional videos). “She never fit any traditional boxes anyways, but all of that was sort of the whole package.”

“I’d always dress the loudest. It wasn’t something I thought about; I just did it,” Bella Donna said. “I heard every derogatory statement you can think daily in my life, being called a fag. The truth of it is that we’re all very lucky to have one another on this planet. Why get in the way of it? Why not allow people to be who they are and whatever that is?”

These more colorful, out-there tendencies metastasized into a source of shame, depression and self-loathing

when Bella Donna was sexually assaulted and raped at age 13 while presenting as feminine, a painful, deeply scarring experience that has taken three decades and multiple years in therapy to come to terms with and find some semblance of healing.

“At the time of the rape … I thought, ‘Well, that probably wasn’t a good idea to allow that dimension to emerge,’ and I spent the next 30 years trying to [bury it],” she said. “I was like, ‘I know I can be a better man than most of the people in my life,’ and that’s what I tried to be. But I was never really happy. I became increasingly detached [and] depressed, and I started to feel that something was very deeply missing.”

Though Bella Donna has felt imprisoned for decades in some ways — by the residual scars of her adolescent assault and by a body she never felt fully connected with — her music has

always been defined by its complete disregard for boundaries.

“I like to move around with styles, which has cost me a career,” said a laughing Bella Donna, who is equally at home turning out avant-garde jazz in European halls with collaborators like Simone Weißenfels and Andreas Scotty Böttcher or exploring the cosmos with psych-metal collective EYE, which inked a deal with Laser’s Edge in March and has a new record due out this summer. “I’d be a lot better off if I could pick a lane, but I can’t do that. It’s not why I’m here.”

That sense of freedom carries through her debut solo recording as Lisa Bella Donna, Looking Out Looking On (out on Kvltvre Klvb, a new local label launched by Tom Butler and Ricky Thompson), which she’ll perform selections from during a record release show at the Summit on Friday, May 20.

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Everything else has been more of a struggle for the 43-year-old musician, who lived as Adam Smith for much of her life before “stepping outside for the first time,” as she termed it, in July 2015. Rather than the traditional explanation of “a woman trapped in a man’s body,” Bella Donna equated the pull she felt from age five with the Native American Two-Spirit tradition.

“The other me you’ve always known was never not authentic, but this dimension was always in there,” she said.

“Deep down I always felt I should have been born a woman.”

Bella Donna’s decision coincides with an increase in mainstream awareness of issues facing transgender individuals, including the March passage of legislation in North Carolina that limits civil rights protections for LGBTQ people and has inspired musicians like Bruce Springsteen and Pearl Jam to boycott the state. (See sidebar on page 19.)

“But I was never doing any of this to make a statement or to have an agenda,” the musician said. “I was just trying to be happy in my body.” ella Donna was born in Cleveland, raised by a homemaker mother and a father who worked for General Motors. At 10 or 11 years old, her parents divorced, and the youngster relocated to West Virginia with her mother to be closer to family members — a geographical and cultural shift that sent her reeling.

“I grew up in Cleveland mostly around African-Americans; my parents listened to R&B and soul and Motown, and that’s where we lived — in that culture,” she said, noting its distance from the whiter, more rural surroundings in which she found herself following the move.

The fish-out-of-water effect was further heightened by the more flamboyant tendencies Bella Donna exhibited from childhood, which stood in stark contrast with the good-old-boy attitude she encountered first in West Virginia and later in Marietta. Throughout her life, Bella Donna has favored long hair, jewelry (she’s had both ears pierced from age nine) and splashier, more feminine wardrobe selections.

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Lisa Bella Donna performs with her band, EYE. “Our bands played together for 20 years, but to see Lisa perform compared to seeing Adam Smith perform, you can tell the music is just flowing through her,” said longtime friend Matt Miner.

“She’s in a better creative spot, and the transmission is more pure.”

Music served both as a means of escape and a stabilizing force in the years following the assault, providing structure in an environment where balance sometimes lacked. As a teenager, Bella Donna would visit the library once a week, where she would randomly select seven records spanning every genre of music, taking time to learn at least one song off each LP — a different one for each day of the week. This routine offered a sense of consistency during teenage years marked by nearconstant upheaval.

“I went through six of eight of my mother’s marriages; I changed 17 schools 23 different times; I lived on the street as a teenager; I’ve been in knife fights; I’ve experienced a lot of violence and hate,” Bella Donna said, pulling up her sleeve to reveal a small scar on her forearm. “When I didn’t feel safe at home or on the street, I would

just go to the library. I think I read books on every composer.”

After watching director George Romero’s “Night of the Living Dead,” Bella Donna became obsessed with the film score, dubbing it from VHS to a cassette tape, which she would then listen to on repeat while walking alone on secluded country roads. “[The movie] was shot in a similar-looking environment to West Virginia,” she said. “My life was in such a terrible [condition], it was like living in the scenario in the film.”

This imagery became a recurring theme throughout Bella Donna’s adult life, surfacing both in band names (Sleeping Death, Deadsea) and in lyrical content.

“As I look back, a lot of the mythology in my music was based in the living dead, and it was more than just, ‘I love George Romero movies,’” she said. “I definitely felt like somebody that was living in a body that didn’t belong to me. It felt like I had a much bigger spirit than I was able to be.” n 2014, feeling increasingly trapped and about a year into therapy that had elicited little-to-

no-progress, Bella Donna wished for death — “I figured at a certain point I would just get cancer or something and get eaten up,” she said — and even briefly contemplated suicide.

“It was less reactive and more like, ‘This makes the most sense at this point.

I’ve been on the planet a long time, and it’s probably time for me to go and let whatever spirits are in here free,’” she said. “And I thought my only real option was to do that through death.”

Eventually, lessons absorbed in therapy started to take hold, a process Bella Donna compared with rewiring a home’s electrical system, pulling out the frayed cables to start over anew. “And as I begin to heal, that was when I let this dimension begin to emerge,” she said.

The musician started by taking small steps: shaping her eyebrows, wearing more makeup and gradually changing the cut and color of her hair.

“Last summer we were out at a friend’s birthday party — this was when Lisa was still Adam — and he showed up and his hair was dyed and it was obviously cut in a more feminine manner,” Miner said.

Regardless, few around the musician caught on to the gradual transition, owing largely to her long-held fondness for fashion, jewelry, hair care and the like.

“It’s funny, because she had been dropping hints forever and I wasn’t picking it up,” said friend, musician and frequent collaborator Nicole Sherburne. “When she finally came out to me and said, ‘Hey, I’m making my transition,’ I was like, ‘Ohhhh, so when you were showing me your earring collection two years ago? Ohhh!’ I was like, ‘Wow, OK, now I get it.’ The clues were there. I just wasn’t picking it up.”

In the years leading up to her public coming out as Lisa, Bella Donna immersed herself in research, watching videos on My Genderation, a website that collects documentaries exploring issues of gender variance, and gradually reaching out to a tightknit network of friends and collaborators.

“I started slowly but surely incorporating the people in my life I knew I’d feel safe with,” said Bella Donna, who worked on records for bands like psych-rock trio Mosses presenting as Lisa. “So I kind of got to live safely and privately as Lisa for almost a year before really coming out.”

Near the midpoint of 2015, Bella Donna reached a point where she started to question which restroom she should be using during performances at the Walrus, where the musician appeared as part of a monthly jazz residency. A subsequent July dinner with Julie Robbins sped the decision to come out publicly.

“In a way, Julie’s the one who saved my life, because I was really in not a good place,” said Bella Donna. “I was supposed to have a dinner date with her, and I was dressed like [Lisa]. I was like, ‘Well, Julie, I don’t know how you feel about me showing up looking a little extra fabulous,’ and she was like, ‘Bring it on.’

“I’m somebody who really takes my relationships very seriously and very to heart. And that was a thing I didn’t want to trade. Coming from an abused background, everything’s a trade, and everything’s a hard deal.

And that’s how I was wired until that conversation. After we spent the evening together, she said, ‘With your blessing, I’d like to prove to you how many people are on your side,’ because I didn’t believe it.”

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It’s a minefield out there, and I don’t envy her. I think she’s one of the most amazing people for doing it the way that she has and continuing to be a positive force.”

Bella Donna received a significant boost in this regard courtesy of her four-and-a-half-year-old daughter, whom she has come out to slowly and deliberately, cognizant of the adjustment required for all involved.

“I didn’t just show up a woman one day and let my daughter figure it out,” she said. “Slowly but surely I was incorporating it, and one day my daughter looks at me and goes, ‘You know, Daddy, you look like a girl.’ And I’m like, ‘Yeah, you’re right. How do you feel about that?’ She took a minute and looked me up and down and said, ‘I think you’re adorable. You’re really a beautiful princess Daddy.’

“You can’t buy that sort of clarity.

It only comes from your children. She’s continued to prove to me that all the stuff people stick on the human condition, it doesn’t matter. We’re all spirits having a human experience. You can call it whatever you want, but that’s all it is. And my daughter taught me that.”

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The outpouring that followed, which arrived over numerous days in the form of flattering, flirty and supportive text messages, emails and phone calls, strengthened Bella Donna’s resolve to move forward.

“It changed my life, just like that,” she said. ompared with her past recorded catalog, Bella Donna’s debut has the airy feel of opening the window to take in the early spring breeze at the tail end of a long, brutal winter — a newfound lightness she attributes at least in part to her current state of mind.

“As soon as I came out, it was like turning the anxiety button off,” she said. “I lived in a constant anxiety attack and had no idea. It was so prevalent I didn’t even realize what was happening to me. Once I stepped out and started doing this, I started to feel much more at peace.”

Even so, Bella Donna admitted the transition has tested her, and will continue to do so moving forward.

“Even though this is really going to challenge a lot of things in my life — especially being a late bloomer — it’s the best decision I ever made, because I’m alive,” she said.

“I think they call it transitioning for a reason, and it’s not just the physical transformation,” Robbins said. “It’s wrapping your mind around everything and realigning your relationships and your vision of yourself and the way the world sees you — all of those things.

Everybody has opinions, and everybody poops. And some people have strong opinions about where others choose to poop.

State Representative John Becker falls in the latter category. The Republican from Union Township, about 20 miles east of Cincinnati, is working on statewide legislation that will require people to use bathrooms that correspond with their genitalia, as opposed to their gender identity. Up for reelection this cycle, Becker has a history of accessibility agendas and is no stranger to legislating around genitalia. His overall voting record since being elected in 2012 has been to make guns more accessible and abortions less accessible. (Since 2013, he has voted to limit the procedure six times.)

Becker’s most recent crusade is in direct response to a differing opinion, one made 700 miles away by a corporation. This past April, the Target Corporation announced its policy to welcome transgender team members and guests to use the restroom or fitting room facility that corresponds with their gender identity.

While the company did not respond to questions from Alive, Target makes its position clear on its website and has been unwavering, despite 1.2 million people pledging to boycott its stores. “We believe that everyone deserves to be protected from discrimination, and treated equally,” the company’s statement reads. “Consistent with this belief, Target supports the federal Equality Act, which provides protections to LGBT individuals, and opposes action that enables discrimination.”

According to a post on his personal Facebook account, Becker believes this decision by the Target Corporation puts women and children in

danger of sexual predators. “This is the note I just sent to Target’s corporate office,” he wrote. “‘Are you out of your collective minds? Why are you perpetuating a war on women and children by allowing men in the women’s restrooms? Is “political correctness” more important to you than public safety?’”

When asked if sexual predators have been an issue for his constituents, Becker responded by email, “Sexual predators are always a concern.”

Closer to home, one business has been operating with transfriendly restrooms for three years without incident. Mike Folker, owner of Bossy Grrl’s Pin Up Joint, is proud of his bar’s gender-neutral bathrooms, marked “heads” or “tails” with corresponding pennies lining the floors.

Folker said this approach to restrooms helps to make his establishment feel welcoming to all his customers (trans and non) and that everyone who comes through appreciates the setup. Perks to making restroom facilities accessible to all include shorter lines and cleaner bathrooms. (There’s added social pressure to be clean, he said, when your date may be the next one in.)

Folker believes Becker is using a wedge issue to garner votes this fall. “Taking a small minority of people to tell them they’re not welcome is a really poor way to win a reelection,” he said. “Republicans are supposed to be for the free market. Businesses should decide what the best approach is [for their customers]. I think that [Becker] ought to check his principles.”

As to whether Representative Becker would choose “heads” or “tails” when using the facilities at Bossy Grrl’s, Folker said he can’t predict, but “I’d love to watch his confusion as he tries to decide.”

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Any band named Monster Truck needs to live up to its evocative moniker in more ways than one. The group should resemble a throng of denim-clad, longhaired burnouts stumbling out of a smoke-belching van in the summer of 1976. Songs have to be heavy, thick and bluesy.

And some lyrics should pertain to living for the moment and ignoring authorities. This bluecollar, Ontario-based quartet checks all those boxes and more — and won a Juno Award in the process. “Rock ’n’ roll might save your life tonight,” Jon Harvey sings on his collective’s recent album, treating the declaration as a certainty.

Try to momentarily forget about leader Dave Mustaine’s antagonizing personality and (sigh) controversial politics. Save for Red Hot Chili Peppers, no group on the bill possesses Megadeth’s experience or influence. While Mustaine’s supporting cast changes on a regular basis, the guitarist/vocalist has never lost his bitter-aspirin tone or cynical rage. The quartet’s recent Dystopia marks a return to the pentup frustration, kinetic interplay and technical fretwork honed on Megadeth’s thrash hallmarks.

Even better, live staples such as “Peace Sells” and “Symphony of Destruction” erupt with a relevancy that suggests they could’ve been written yesterday.

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What’s rock ’n’ roll without a little star power? Given Mötley Crüe officially called it a day, Sixx:A.M. takes over as bassist Nikki Sixx’s main outlet. He’s again joined by fellow Hot Topic model-in-the-making DJ Ashba, a fluid guitarist who gained fame by helping the pre-reunion circus of Guns N’ Roses attain a level of respectability that appeared impossible before his arrival in 2009. Ashba apparently turned down Axl Rose’s offer to remain onboard with Slash, which gives him — and Sixx:A.M. — even more incentive to impress with the band’s own glam-spackled brand of sleaze and swagger.

LaMb oF god (Saturday) Metal has always embraced survival as part of its code.

From the resilience built into the aggressive sounds to the outsider ethos shared by fans, perseverance in the face of long odds serves as both a bond and rallying point. Few singers know firsthand what it’s like to endure dungeondark circumstances more than Lamb of God wailer Randy Blythe. Arrested, jailed and ultimately acquitted for a manslaughter case stemming from a 2010 onstage incident in the Czech Republic, Blythe muses on the events on VII: Sturm and Drang — a thematic set that finds Lamb of God rediscovering its sense of purpose.

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death from above 1979 (sunday) Claustrophobic noise. Ear-ripping distortion. Controlled chaos. Amplifiers pushed to in-the-red limits. Clanging percussion. Bazooka-loaded bass lines.

Two shirtless dudes dripping buckets of sweat. All in the name of achieving the sonic equivalent of spontaneous combustion. No, Death from Above 1979 doesn’t care much for subtlety or precision. The Canadian duo fixes its sights on stirring up a physical frenzy and doing everything within reason to ensure the crowd follows in the wake of its punk-propelled dance grooves.

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The anonymous individuals that comprise Ghost might be pretenders, opportunists, Satanists, freaks or horror-film admirers who took their passion to an extreme level. Whatever their identities, these Swedish spooks understand the value of showmanship and allure of a solid hook. Besides, much to Lucifer’s dismay, nobody needs to sign a soul-selling contract for the right to be entertained by Ghost’s censor-baiting shock — an underworld that comes alive onstage via haunting vestments, ghoulish masks and mocking symbolism.

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By Andy downing @andydowning33 Chicago rapper Cupcakke announced her presence in 2015 with her own extended “Vagina” monologue, a moan-filled, X-rated sexual fantasy that should’ve been delivered to listeners wrapped in black plastic.

The song also kicked off the 18-year-old MC’s debut mixtape, Cum Cake, from 2016, setting up expectations the rest of the album might unfold like a Willy Wonka-esque boat trek through the mind of Larry Flynt. But while the musician occasionally dips into more sexually charged material (see: “Deepthroat,” which has zero to do with the Watergate fallout), the bulk of the album finds Cupcakke branching out into subjects like homelessness, police brutality, pedophilia and gun violence, emerging as a fully realized, three-dimensional artist rather than a simple novelty act.

“People were thinking, ‘She’s so vulgar.

She’s bold. We’re going to get a mixtape that’s nasty.’ And then they come to find out there are only three songs on the mixtape that are [explicit],” said Cupcakke, born Elizabeth Harris, who teams with Total Freedom for a concert at MINT on Saturday, May 21. “I tried not to put a mixtape out … where every song is about a re-

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At times, Cupcakke pens songs inspired by things she’s witnessed.

Though the rapper has never been profiled by police, she witnessed it on numerous occasions living on Chicago’s South Side. Other songs are more explicitly autobiographical. The musician, who was raised by a single mother, spent nearly four years navigating Chicago’s homeless shelters starting at age seven, and those years surface in tracks like “Reality Part 2.”

“So listen … barely eating, so I thank God for this bite / “No light, food or gas, but I thank God for them nights,” she rhymes a cappella.

“It’s a deep topic,” she said, “and even if they gave me a great beat I thought people would be too focused on it [rather than my words].”

Cupcakke’s evolution into a bawdy, refuseto-hold-back presence surprises even the musician, who alternately described herself as “soft spoken” and “really quiet” in her day-to-day.

“When I’m not writing or recording or performing, I’m just normal,” said the MC, who

got her start performing clean, faith-based, spoken-word poetry in churches like Bread of Life. “People won’t get that from me because all they think is ‘Cupcakke, Cupcakke, Cupcakke!’

But Elizabeth doesn’t do that. It’s like two characters.”

One trait the two do share, however, is a love of writing, which the rapper discussed with a fondness typically reserved for loved ones.

“Writing is … my friend. It’s family,” she said. “I know it’s just words, but it’s something close to me. That’s how I look at it.”

By Joel oliphint @joeloliphint For the past few years, it seemed just as likely to see a PBR tall boy can in someone’s hand at a local show as it was to see Sega Genocide onstage. And yet, a full-length record from the garage-pop band remained elusive. Until now. This weekend Sega Genocide will release TRYS on Cleveland’s Just Because Records.

I worried with a band like Sega Genocide that the record wouldn’t be able to contain the sweaty, fuzz-drenched gloriousness of its live shows, but fortunately my worries were unfounded. TRYS has everything we’ve come to know and love about this band: loud guitars, hooks aplenty and Brian C.R.’s

self-deprecating lyrics. “I live like a selfish, stupid, ugly little kid,” he sings on “Dark Days.” I don’t know about all those descriptors, but making us wait this long for a record this good? Yeah, it was a little selfish.

Headlining the release show is Peach Kelli Pop, a five-piece, all-female act from Los Angeles that began as the Ottawabased solo project of Allie Hanlon and morphed into punky power-pop that should pair perfectly with Sega Genocide.

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This month alone he delivered two full-length albums with his band Islands: Should I Remain Here at Sea? and Taste.

The former is being pegged as the straight-up rock sequel to the band’s 2006 debut, Return to the Sea, while the latter takes a more electronic, dance-pop approach. It’s a mish-mash only the shifty Thorburn could pull off.

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As a bonus, Wolfe is taking the stage at Ace of Cups — a dark venue quite befitting of her music. A Dead Forest Index is set to open.

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and an overdriven James Blake on “Color of Blood.” “Maw” evokes the same mystery as a Deafheaven interlude, and it wouldn’t be a stretch to call parts of “Carrion Flowers” and “Dragged Out” drone metal. (You get the picture.) It’s that aforementioned nightmarish vibe that ties all these sounds together. Abyss proves Wolfe has her aesthetic down pat.

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Her music is ethereal and wincing, like an anxiety-ridden acid flashback. Wolfe’s music isn’t so much horrifying as it is unknown, which yields a kind of harrowing beauty.

By her voice alone, you might compare Wolfe to Björk or Amy Lee of Evanescence, but the instrumentation underneath, particularly on her newest, Abyss, isn’t so easy to pin down. She flirts with NIN-inspired industrial metal on “After the Fall,” Beach House-style dream pop on “Simple Death”

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Pretty Mighty Mighty, Earwig, Colin Gawel: You’d be excused for doing a double take and checking the year after reading that lineup. It could just as easily be a Bernie’s bill from 20 years ago.

Pretty Mighty Mighty is probably best known for its 1999 album Famous Past Lives (Derailleur Records) and that LP’s minor radio hit, “Ski Instructor.” Featuring singer/guitarist Jon Chinn, who used to run Workbook Studio with PMM drummer Neal Schmitt, the band mixed math rock with indie pop and early emo, not unlike their buds in Miranda Sound. In fact, Miranda Sound/Bicentennial Bear guitarist Billy Peake will join the reunited Chinn,

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Winston Hightower (aka HYTWR) labels himself as “just a person” on his BandCamp site, and his lo-fi tunes hold to this type of simplicity.

“Almighty Thrill,” off the musician’s latest cassette Too Close to Home (Superdreamer), builds around little more than minimalist drums, casual electric strumming and Hightower’s distorted vocals, which sound as rippled as the track does placid. Similarly

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PMM never officially broke up, but since Chinn relocated to New York several years ago, gigs have been sparse, so this one feels like a treat.

Earwig, another long-running band with local radio hits like “Used Kids,” never went anywhere, and singer/ guitarist Lizard McGee swears Earwig’s forthcoming record, Pause for the Jets, is currently being mastered and will be chill vibes surface on “Flow,” a dreamy slice of bedroom pop marked by ooh-ooh backing vocals and a lyrical theme as deep as its water-recalling title suggests. “Love, can it really grow?” Hightower sings. “Or is it time that makes it come and makes it go?”

Hightower has proven he’s capable of making one helluva racket in hardcore bands like Minority Threat, whose Culture Control still hits with the force of a car manufacturer crash test.

But don’t confuse this quieter approach with settling; the musician’s words remain as restless and probing as ever.

out this summer. “It has taken a long damn time.

I admit it,” McGee said in an email. “It’s finally done … I really mean it this time.”

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“I think you should come closer,” Savages frontwoman Jehnny Beth said to the crowd at the band’s sold-out show at Ace of Cups on a recent Sunday. “We like you wet and sweaty.”

The night was indeed marked by physicality, as Beth made contact with audience members — grabbing hands and crowd surfing three times — to express her love.

That emotion was at the core of the concert. The British post-punk quartet, clad in black, played every song off its sophomore album, Adore Life, a collection of prickly love songs. Among them was the driving head-banger “The Answer” and the sauntering “Slow Down the World,” which Beth introduced as a “sexy song.”

Before the band played “I Need Something New,” Beth warned the crowd about a problem that often befalls romantic relationships. “There’s nothing more dangerous than the bored woman,” she said. Beth delivered the first few lines a cappella, giving the song a theatrical quality. She employed this technique on a couple other songs, and at times opted to perform the lyrics in a spoken-word form.

Beth’s knack for drama is matched only by her athleticism, which was on full display. The audience looked on in amazement as she danced, jumped, dipped and punched the air throughout the show. At one point during “Hit Me,” she allowed the crowd to prop her up by her knees and raise her so high that she could (and did) touch the ceiling. And the fearless singer never missed a note.

Savages balanced exciting, high-energy performances with more subdued moments during “Mechanics” and “Adore Life.” The crowd listened quietly and intently, captivated by Beth’s voice, which was as clear and impressive live as it is on the recording. And she knew just when to hold a note a little longer or add a major pause before the end of a phrase to create a memorable effect.

The band closed the show with “Fuckers,” one of the few songs it played from its first album, Silence Yourself. “We’ll come back if you come back,” Beth told the audience.

With a show this spectacular, it’s likely only a matter of time before Savages jumps to bigger venues. Better see them now while you can still reach out and touch them.

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pen up or we’re coming in.”

That might sounds like a response to Alive’s Question of the Week for this issue, “What sixword phrase do you dread hearing?” But for Shannon Wilson, these six words, uttered at her door by police, were “my miracle. It changed my life.”

Wilson’s story is one of eight that will be shared firstperson at “Six in the City Live! An Evening of Stories, Music and More” at the Wexner Center for the Arts on Thursday, May 19.

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The event, in part, marks the approach of the oneyear anniversary of “Six in the City: Columbus,” a local initiative of author and publisher Larry Smith based on his “Six-Word Memoirs.”

The “Six Words” series began in 2006 as a onemonth, user-generated storytelling contest on his Smith Magazine website.

The response was overwhelming, so Smith decided first to curate the stories for the site, and then to collect and publish them in traditional book form.

Smith has since curated live “talk” events around the six-word concept, whether hosting public events or bringing “six words” to schools and other venues as a way to explore and inspire creativity.

“The one-year anniversary is something special,” said Smith, who found a willing partner in Columbus soon after relocating here from the West Coast. “This community embraced the idea, really made it easy.

I’d like to see it become a ‘Columbus thing.’”

For this special event — “This is the most ambitious live show we’ve ever done,” Smith said — Smith will bring together a slate of storytellers who will begin with six words and then share a bit of backstory.

Wilson’s six-word backstory is a defining moment in her life. Involved with drugs and alcohol since she was a teenager, she was a married mother of a fiveyear-old boy when she hit rock bottom.

“I knew I was at an end.

I had struggled with addiction and had moved on to harder drugs and the lifestyle that came with that,” she said. “Complications from that lifestyle are what got me arrested. I was tried, and I knew it was coming.”

In her nearly four years at the Ohio Reformatory for Women, Wilson joined “programs, groups, Bible studies, anything I could think of to change.” Transitioning out of prison, often a difficult process, was aided by a series of programs and “halfway houses.” It was through one of these programs that Wilson was

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Middle West Spirits has also crafted a six-ingredient drink for the evening, in keeping with the theme. And, as with all of Smith’s live “six-word” events, the night will include a “Six-Word Slam.”

“We always have a time where we open it up to the audience for their six words,” Smith said of the “Slam” portion of the show.

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introduced to Hot Chicken Takeover founder Joe DeLoss. DeLoss had hired people in Wilson’s situation before, and Wilson embraced the opportunity.

“Joe gave me a job. He trusted me. I’ve been [with Hot Chicken] for over a year now and it helped me become a productive member of society,” Wilson said. “My hope for this talk would be to open people’s eyes to see that people can change.”

Other featured presenters will include veteran raconteur Ralph Fredericks, poet Amy Turn Sharp, Columbus icon Xenia Palus, Aaron King of The Dharma House, Keida Mascaro from The Armchair Report and sustainable fashion designer and advocate Celeste Malvar-Stewart. “[Smith’s] six-word [event] is my secret weapon,” Malvar-Stewart said.

“I have a dream of uniting all the independent fashion designers in Columbus. We’ve got all these great people and initiatives, but we don’t really work together. So I’m going to offer a different viewpoint of fashion in Columbus.”

Malvar-Stewart’s five-minute presentation will feature six-word selections projected onto dresses worn by live models and onto a screen behind.

“Larry gave each of us the stage to do what they do in the way they do it,” she said. “So I’m making a very fashion-y statement.”

A six-word event hosted by teacher Ben Shinabery at Arts & College Preparatory Academy introduced Smith to 15-year-old musician Chloe White. The six-word-inspired original song she performed was enough to make Smith want to bring her in for the live event.

“When I heard Larry would be attending [the ACPA event], I flipped out,” White said. “Then to be invited to perform … I felt really honored. And my family is really pumped.”

White’s backstory is music, something she’s been doing and making “since I could walk and talk. In my spare time, all I do is write songs.”

White, who performs solo and with an acoustic band called Five3, is interested in all kinds of music, from jazz to bluegrass.

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by Jim FisCher Filmmaker Julie Dash is just glad the world will now get to see the “Daughters of the Dust” she made 25 years ago.

The Wexner Center for the Arts will premiere a new restoration of the landmark film this weekend, after which it will make the rounds on the summer festival circuit before a theatrical re-release this fall.

“Daughters” was the first film by an African-American woman to get a wide theatrical release.

Dash’s film provides still-revealing insights into the Gullah Geechee culture of formerly enslaved Africans and their descendants who lived along the Sea Islands off the coast of South Carolina, Georgia and Florida. Set in the early 1900s, “Daughters” tells the story of the younger generation of the Peazant family as they prepare to leave the islands for the U.S. mainland.

“I felt we deserved something authentic to our tradition, something real,” Dash said. “I was very eager to tackle the subject [and] to provide something very deeply authentic to the culture.”

Reaction to the original release, Dash said, was mixed. “Everyone said they loved the way it looked, and then let’s not talk any more about it,”

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she said with a hint of a laugh. “People were surprised. They didn’t know the history.”

Nonetheless, “Daughters” was a hit at the 1991 Sundance Film Festival, earning cinematography honors, which Dash always found ironic, given the print of the film hadn’t undergone all the necessary post-production corrections — and still hadn’t, until Columbus’ Cohen Film Collec-

tion acquired it last year.

“The original film was not properly color graded, and the print still needed some image cleanup and stabilization,” Cohen film archivist Tim Lanza said.

“You see it now, and it’s just gorgeous. So many frames would make beautiful still photos.”

“All I had to do was say yes” to the restoration, Dash said. “I was eager to have it done. This is a blessing.”

“(The film has) been available to the public since its initial release but it has never looked like this,” said David Filipi, the Wexner Center’s director of film/video. “The beautiful camerawork by Arthur Jafa, which captures the exquisite costumes and colors of the landscape, has never looked better.”

Dash will participate in a post-screening Q&A session following Friday’s sold-out screening.

“Patterns of Life” reflects a universality, a permanence amid change, a weaving together of things established with things emerging.

This exhibit by A Village Collective at the William H. Thomas Gallery is bridging the gap between arts community elders and younger generations of creatives in Columbus, curator Shelbi Harris said.

Harris is working at the gallery, which has been curated by Chief Baba Shongo Obadina since he opened it in 1976.

“He’s all about the Flower of Life, and thought that was a great Baba inspiration for this exhibit,” Harris said.

The “Patterns” aspect acknowledges the passing down of culture and

community from elders to a younger generation of artists.

“One of the things we talk about here at the gallery is crossing over to a new generation,” Harris said. “We did an open call to bring in a little bit of everybody, and to bind them together.”

Poet Is Said will host the opening event, which will feature brief statements from participating artists.

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At once loving and satirical, “The Musical of Musicals: The Musical!” is about, well, you can probably guess. There’s a basic plot, but mostly it serves as a jumping-off point for five pieces, each done in the style of a stage musical master: Sondheim, Rodgers & Hammerstein, Lloyd Webber, Herman and Kander & Ebb. This Joanne Bogart/Eric Rockwell play was the longest-running show in the York Theatre Company’s 35-year history. Plus it’s a chance to check out Cyclodrama, a new entry into the Columbus theater scene.

A collection of new paintings from Columbus artist Sharon Dougherty and Cincinnati artist Ursula Brenner will be exhibited along with sculpture by Gambier-based Barry Gunderson through July 20 at Art Access Gallery. Dougherty’s work blends modern materials such as Mylar with nature-inspired themes. Brenner is at home with both abstracts and landscapes, focusing on elemental aspects in an image. Kenyon College Professor Emeritus Gunderson creates whimsical pieces inspired by formal and found objects.

Maybe classical music can be performed, consumed and shared in a new way. That’s the thought behind Chamber Brews, the brainchild of Elisabeth Jeremica and Devin Copfer. This inaugural program will feature classical chamber repertoire performed in an informal setting. Performers will engage with the audience about the pieces, about the performance, about the tradition and where it might go, “changing the conversation around classical music,” Copfer said. “We’re going to perform and talk Mozart.”

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more spaces that are needed by the community, and also more opportunities for the general community to connect with artists and the art,” MINT member Maritt Vaessin said.

Friday’s event will feature food and entertainment, a live auction and, of course, work by MINT artists.

“We thought the best way to do it was to showcase what we have to offer,” Vaessin said.

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“It’s about bumping up the space to make more for everyone to use. More spaces for artists,

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My biggest knock on the 2014 comedy “Neighbors” was that it played too much into its dumb raunch and targeted the same frat/bro audience it was seeking to lampoon.

So while I don’t want to overstate how much of a pleasant surprise its sequel is, I’ll just say the follow-up is smarter and better than its predecessor.

To quickly recap the first movie for the uninitiated: New parents Mac and Kelly Radner (Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne) move into their dream home, only to find a wild fraternity living next door.

An elaborate prank war ensues between the Radners and the frat, led by its president, Teddy Sanders (Zac Efron).

“Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising” certainly doesn’t waste any energy on anything like, I don’t know, a new plot construction. The Radners are expecting their second child, so they sell their house for an upgrade, only to soon learn the meaning of “in escrow.”

While they’re waiting for the buyer to finalize, you’ll never guess what moves in next door! Well, unless you’ve read the name of the movie.

While this seems like a carbon-copy of the predecessor — and kicks off with a similarly crass gag — the sorority angle is actually a breath of fresh air.

This sorority was actually founded by a college freshman named Shelby (Chloë Grace Moretz) and her friends who find normal Greek life ridiculously sexist. Particularly the rule that says sororities can’t throw parties. After attending their first fraternity party, one remarks correctly, “It was super-rapey in there.”

Teddy also returns, but he’s a kinder, gentler version for the most part. And, again, the sequel benefits, as Efron is actually pretty funny when he wants to be.

Director Nicholas Stoller returns, as do the original writers — although they got some help this time, as Stoller, Rogen and Evan Goldberg (“Superbad”) are credited.

This is still a dumb, raunchy, Rrated comedy at heart — with a couple jokes and gags that may cross the line for many.

But this is coupled with an oddly compelling feminist message: Girls “get to be just as dumb as boys now.” That and an uptick in actual laughs make this one recommended.

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One of the great conundrums of the advent of streaming entertainment — be it music, TV or movies — is that it has removed the concept of scarcity.

I suspect the fact that you can listen to virtually every album ever recorded from a device in the palm of your hand is part of what’s brought back vinyl collecting.

The same holds true for films, as fewer and fewer are truly hard to find. That’s what makes this week’s theatrical release of “Belladonna of Sadness” at the Gateway Film Center a big deal.

The animated Japanese feature film, from 1973, is both beautiful and bizarre — a tale of violence, deals with the devil and sex. And it’s gained a cult following despite never having been released in the U.S. (It’s often dubbed “erotic,” although that’s in the eye of the beholder.)

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One thing is safe to say: You won’t see something like this on a big screen often. The first half has the visual feel of a storybook — more prone to pans over beautiful drawn and painted stills than traditional animation.

But things get wild as we go deeper into the movie. The psychedelic aspect of the animation is another reason for its cult status. I would never recommend my loyal readers attend a movie in a public place in altered states, but you’re

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Bottom line: If art-house erotic psychedlelic anime sounds like your thing, you probably should check this out.

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Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe play ’70s L.A. detectives investigating a porn star’s disappearance in this action-comedy from writer-director Shane Black (“Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”).

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numerating the differences between modernday Columbus and the city it was a quartercentury ago would be an onerous task. Listing the similarities would be a much simpler undertaking — and would include mentioning the splurge-worthy comfort food available at La Chatelaine French Bakery and Bistro, which turned 25 years old in April.

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Three similar La Chatelaines now grace the area, but I exclusively visited the Upper Arlington original for this review. Frankly, little has changed there throughout the years, and that’s not a bad thing.

The large and long space replete with wood and rustic, chaletcum-farmhouse charm includes a small bar and popular patio. Francophile touches abound and French pop music usually plays. Some of this might strike you as hokey — like when servers greet patrons with a cheery “Bon jour” — but French is the native tongue of the Wielezynski family that still runs all three restaurants, so I’ll say it’s more endearing than corny.

A solid selection of beer, especially Belgian ales, and wine is available. A sensible choice from the grape-produced group is the house Cote du Rhone, ostensibly exclusive to La Chatelaine.

That food-friendly French red wine makes a nice match with the Spaghetti a la Gigi. Named after Gigi Wielezynski, the eponymous “chatelaine” (“la chatelaine” refers to the mistress of a chateau), it’s pasta with a terrific meat sauce that tastes more like an authentic Italian Bolognese sauce than the Bolognese you get in most Italian restaurants.

Order this during lunch when La Chatelaine operates cafeteria-style and when the place’s deservedly famous Croque Monsieur sandwich ($7) and wonderful Quiche Lorraine ($7) are freshly made, and the pasta will be $9. Order it at dinner and it’ll be $13, but will come with a side, such as a creamy-but-nuanced Caesar salad with homemade croutons ($5.50 a la carte). A potential dinnertime downside: the pre-made salad might be a little wilted.

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And don’t leave without indulging in some great bakery treats (most are $4.50). Because, from buttery cookies and carefully crafted eclairs to flaky tarts bound to glazed fruit by custardy pastry cream to the light and lovely La Chatelaine signature chocolate cake (chocolate ganache tops three layers of chocolate genoise filled with fluffy chocolate mousse), they taste as good as they look.

Here’s hoping they’ll still be available here in another 25 years.

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($22). It’s a rustic-yet-refined white bean casserole with deep, earthy flavors enhanced by a tender leg of duck confit and a plump, homemade pork sausage. Wine, herbs and toasted bread crumbs lighten the French countryside classic.

For something much lighter, try the Salmon and Green Peppercorn Sauce ($19). A tender, juicy and nice-sized fillet rests atop crispy blocks of scenestealing, dark golden-brown potatoes.

Scattered about this center are colorful blanched strips of squash, carrot and bell pepper. Generously dotting the plate is the more-creamy-than-zingy namesake sauce.

For something really light, try the somewhat unwieldy but pleasant Paris Flamekush ($9). La Chatelaine’s flamekushes are paper-thin flatbreads; the all-veggie Paris variant is sauced with a lemony, slightly creamy base abundantly topped with a veritable salad that includes cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, spinach, onions and Kalamata olives.

A relatively new menu option is the Ohio Beef Short Rib Indochine sandwich ($13; pair it with crisp fries for another $1.75). With jus-drenched, flavorful pot roast-type meat, mayo, cilantro plus vinegar-kissed cucumber and carrots on a homemade baguette, it’s a “Frenchified” Vietnamese-style banh mi without chilies or fish sauce.

In other words, it’s a rich and non-spicy “meta” version of a fusion concoction developed long ago through the cultural interactions of France and Vietnam.

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Colorado Springs-based Amy’s Donuts opened its first Columbus location at 650 Georgesville Rd. this week.

Amy’s Donuts is known for a variety of yeast-raised donuts topped with candy, breakfast cereals and more.

houses the brewery’s expanded production facility.

The Press Grill has opened a second location, called the Press Pub on Fifth, in the former home of Graffiti Burger at 1505 W. Fifth Ave. in Grandview.

Columbus Craft Beer Week culminates this week with the Six One Pour beer festival at Huntington Park on Friday, May 20 from 7–11 p.m. The night will feature live music, food and beers from nearly 50 Ohio breweries, as well as a special saison collaboratively brewed for the occasion.

The Angry Baker announced it will open a second location in the old Till Dynamic Fare/Izzy & Mo’s space on King Avenue in Victorian Village.

The owners of Market 65 announced it will be opening a new restaurant in the Arena District this fall.

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The new Rusty Bucket location at 4075 N. High St. in Clintonville opens on Wednesday, May 25.

Columbus’ last location of Hometown Buffet closed last week.

Nicholas Dekker writes about breakfast, beer, coffee and Columbus at breakfastwithnick.com. He leads breakfast and brunch tours for Columbus Food Adventures.

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Skully’S muSic-DineR Skully’s is a long-lasting Short North tenant that harkens back to the days of more live music on the block, like 2Co’s Cabaret and Stache’s/Little Brothers.

The music lineup covers everything from national touring acts to local favorites to a smattering of dance/DJ nights, all supplemented by a classic diner menu that features, amongst other things, breakfast served all day.

Prior to opening Four String Brewing, owner Dan Cochran was known for lending his bass skills to Ohio bands like Big Back Forty and Colin Gawel & the Lonely Bones. His brewing ventures continue down the music trail, and his Grandview taproom is a rocking spot to sample rock ’n’ roll-themed beers like the Brass Knuckle pale ale, the Switchblade IPA or the Suncaster summer wheat.

little Rock Little Rock is a neighborhood favorite with a kicking little patio. Live performances range from karaoke to comedy nights, and local singersongwriters to DJ dance-offs. And now with Chef Marcus Meacham’s Steam Kitchen having set up shop inside the bar, you’ve got your taste buds covered and then some.

caFe BouRBon StReet/the Summit With spots like Bernie’s closing up shop, it’s reassuring when dive bars like Cafe Bourbon Street and The Summit keep kicking. The musical lineup is continually changing, but you know you can rely on solid acts every night. Add in a mountain of pierogis and a full bar, and you’re set. Here’s hoping the venue keeps kicking for a long time.

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Barrel on High is a classic whiskey bar with a twist of unique charm. Among the flat screen TVs and decorative barrels are framed vintage alcohol ads and figurines of the 1992 U.S. men’s Olympic basketball “Dream Team.” In addition to the standard Old Fashioned cocktail or burger, you can order sweet potato pie made by co-owner Karrio Ballard’s grandmother, who lives in his Mansfield hometown.

Ballard moved to Columbus at age 15 in pursuit of better opportunities. “That saved my life, because where I was at was a dead end, and I just was fortunate to realize that at a very young age,” he said.

Ballard went on to study creative writing at Ohio State University, but soon realized college wasn’t the right path. “I just felt that I could do whatever it was I wanted to do without going into stupid debt,” he said.

He put his writing talents to use as an MC, recording and performing at festivals and club gigs all over the country under the name Zero Star.

“My music sounds like space,” he said. “Take that for whatever you want it to mean.”

Aside from developing as a musician, Ballard also gained experience working as a bartender, eventually advancing to manager at popular campus bar Too’s Under High, which is owned by his good friend Scott Ellsworth. Ballard and Ellsworth had dreamed of going into business together for a long time, a dream they finally made happen by purchasing Barrel 44 in November 2014 and turning it into Barrel on High.

“The reason I took the opportunity to buy a bar and venture into that was because it was something outside of the box,” Ballard said.

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“After putting out music consistently and doing shows for 10 years, I think I’m entitled to be able to move on to something else and try and get good at that.”

Music remains a significant part of Barrel on High, which hosts a monthly jazz and funk night.

The bar also offers poetry and open mic comedy nights and more — truly something for everyone, as its clientele “ranges from 25 to 60” years old.

“We do baby showers [and] graduations,” Ballard said. “My aunt’s 50th birthday party was here.”

Ballard and Ellsworth are also committed to using local ingredi-

ents and serving local beer. They showcase artwork from Columbus artists in the bar, and many of their branded t-shirts highlight Ohio. The company website features pictures of the clothing, modeled by Ballard’s two-and-ahalf year old daughter, Addy, who also has her own Instagram account. She is shown doing the “rap squat” pose in multiple pictures taken by Ballard.

“I’m silly like that. That’s stuff that I just do,” he said.

But Ballard’s main focus is his business, and his goal is to have “a very cool bar.”

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• Radio 614 Open House Series at Seventh Son • Roundtable Discussion: Licensing and Production at Musicologie

• Islands at Skully’s Music-Diner • The Foreign Exchange at Park Street Saloon • Priests at Double Happiness • Lizard Police at Big Room Bar

• Miike Snow at the Newport • The Saturday Giant at Kafe Kerouac • Drauma presents a tribute to David Bowie at the Bluestone • Coco at Big Room Bar

• Haim at Express Live • Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls at the Newport • NE-HI at Rumba Café • Forest & the Evergreens at Big Room Bar

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JUNE 1 • Adult Mom at Double Happiness • Honey and Barbed Wire at Cafe Bourbon Street • Sweater Weather at Spacebar

2 • Nelsonville Music Festival (through June 5) • Purity Ring at Newport Music Hall • Get in the Ark at Kafe Kerouac • The Body at Rumba Cafe

3 • M83 at Express Live • Polyenso at • Bloc Big Room Bar • Mark Lomax Trio at Wexner Center for the Arts • Yoni & Geti at Double Happiness

• Chelsea Wolfe at Ace of Cups • Bloc Party at the Newport • Prince Tribute at Big Room Bar • TI at Xclusive Venue

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4 • The Language at Double Happiness • Black Lodge at Party at the Newport the Summit • Movehome and Daymare at Spacebar

thurs may 19–weds may 25

the Grow Wild tour, Featuring Round2crew, Bad Feelings, Will Jay and Dylan Holl. 7 p.m. $15$69. this is going to be a show you do not want to miss. skully’s Music-Diner, 1151 N. High st., short North.

Kristin Chenoweth, the multitalented entertainer has appeared on tV and Broadway, winning a tony award in 1999.

8 p.m. $38-$98. Palace theatre Columbus, 34 W. Broad st., Downtown.

the John Kadlecik Band, 9 p.m. $17. Woodland’s tavern, 1200 W. third ave., Grandview.

trapathon Ep.07, 10 p.m. Free. spacebar, 2590 N. High st., Campus.

Rock On the Range, Join us for some great live music. Noon. $24.92-$79.84. Mapfre stadium, 1 Black and Gold Blvd., North side.

iGs Energy Evening, With O.a.R. and special guest Rusted Root, 6 p.m. $35. Express Live, 405 Neil ave., arena District.

local ‘n live, see Friday listing for more info. Darby smith and DH Experiment perform live. 5 p.m. Free. Gateway - University District, 1556 N. High st., south Campus Gateway.

local ‘n live, Gateway and CD102.5 are teaming up this summer to bring you a local music series every Friday and saturday at Gateway’s outdoor beer garden. isken Cosip performs live. 7 p.m. Free.

Gateway - University District, 1556 N. High st., south Campus Gateway.

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Ryan smith, singer-songwriter specializing in acoustic americana. 6 p.m. Free. Cimi’s Bistro at Pinnacle, 1500 Pinnacle Club Dr., Grove City.

Psychfest 5, Come on out and listen to some great live music.

6 p.m. Free. Woodland’s tavern, 1200 W. third ave., Grandview.

PATIOS NOW OPEN! (weather permitting)

Bloc Party, With the Vaccines. the four-piece band will debut new material for eager fans on their tour. 6:30 p.m. $25-$27.

Newport Music Hall, 1722 N. High st., Campus. surfer Blood, With sound of Ceres. 8 p.m. $12-$14. the Basement, 391 Neil ave., arena District. spaceAge, Jae Esquire will release her debut album.

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the BelleRegards, Rowdy folk music played by a four-piece folk band based out of toronto. With more than a hint of bluegrass and rockabilly, the band is identified by high-energy live shows, footstomping rhythms and good humor. they love to get the crowd moving with them, whether to an upbeat two-step or a ballad, and they invite you to join in the fun.

9 p.m. $10. Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza & Live Music, 5601 N. High st., Worthington.

Columbus Commons Concert Featuring saintseneca, Help us kick off the season with live, local music after work, featuring spirits and food trucks, in partnership with the City of Columbus’ Bike to Work Day celebration. saintseneca is an american folk rock band from Columbus. 5 p.m.

Free. Columbus Commons, 160 s. High st., Downtown.

Fiddle Me this, New group of veteran players that perform an exciting blend of progressive bluegrass and other styles with a number of twists and turns that make things entertaining and interesting. 10 p.m. $10.

Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza & Live Music, 5601 N. High st., Worthington.

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Plants and Animals, 7 p.m. $12. the Basement, 391 Neil ave., arena District.

Rock On the Range, Join us for some great live music.

Noon. $79.50-$99.50, Mapfre stadium, 1 Black and Gold Blvd., North side.

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Jonathan Jackson + Enation, acts such as U2, Pearl Jam and Peter Gabriel not only shaped the band’s confident sound, but informed its desire to create music that lingers. 7:30 p.m. $15-$18. a&R Music Bar, 391 Neil ave., arena District.

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Come join us in the Beer Garden for great drinks, excellent food and some of the best live music around. 6 p.m. Free. Local Roots, 15 E. Olentangy st., Powell.

Bloody incisors and Midnight Animal Choir, With Zeroth Ones and Everyone but Me. 9 p.m. $5. spacebar, 2590 N. High st., Campus.

Grassinine, Join us for some great music. 7 p.m. Free. Park street Patio, 533 N. Park st., arena District.

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The base to majority of our Pan-Asian fusion cuisine starts with our hand made sauces, which are prepared on-site with only the freshest produce and highest quality ingredients. Combine this with a very exclusive sushi menu, full of some of the most creative traditional and tempura-style rolls. At Royal Ginger Asian Fusion bistro or any of our sister locations Wild Ginger and Typhoon we're keeping the balance between authentic classic themes and innovative contemporary ideas.

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son lux, Experimental alternative music. 7 p.m. $13$15. the Basement, 391 Neil ave., arena District.

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MAY 21: BLOC PARTY at the Newport Performances by Dominique Larue and sam Rothstein. 8 p.m. $10. scarlet and Grey Café, 2203 N. High st., Campus.

Fashion Week, Vesperteen and secret Club, 9 p.m. $10.

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Pretty Mighty Mighty, Earwig, Colin Gawel and the lonely Bones, 9 p.m. $7. spacebar, 2590 N. High st., Campus.

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Rockabilly Night, Featuring Jimmy Razor and the Exceptions with special guest Rocket to Roswell. 9:30 p.m. Free. Bethel Road Pub, 1375 Bethel Rd., Northwest side. t.i., 10 p.m. $30. the Xclusive Venue, 1921 Channingway Center Dr., East side.

CupcaKKe Vs. total Freedom, Hosted by Blvck ice, a monthly night devoted to exploring the waves of brilliant post-pop dance music. the Notorious C.U.P. hails from Chicago. she always does the MOst in the best way. Part of Fade to Mind, DJ/producer crew, total Freedom travels the world

because real ones know the most interesting DJs in the world are clocking his look. 10 p.m. $10-$13. Mint, 42 W. Jenkins st., south side.

SUNDAY the 1975, UK pop quartet. 7 p.m. $37-$40. Express Live, 405 Neil Ave., Arena District.

Metal show Featuring Esotera and Portals, With the Levitated; sorry, No sympathy; Never say Die and more. 7 p.m. $8. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

MONDAY tony Monaco, 9 p.m. Free.

Woodland’s tavern, 1200 W. third Ave., Grandview.

TUESDAY Radiator King Free Happy Hour show, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Woodland’s tavern, 1200 W. third Ave., Grandview.

Parker MacDonnell and Friends, singer-songwriter and acoustic guitarist with Ohio roots and California influences. 8 p.m. $10. Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza & Live Music, 5601 N. High st., Worthington.

WEDNESDAY DsO Jubilee Pre-Party with Matt Reynolds, 6 p.m. Free.

Woodland’s tavern, 1200 W. third Ave., Grandview.

Night Riots, 7 p.m. $10-$12. the Basement, 391 Neil Ave., Arena District.

An Evening with Peter Case, Founding member of the Nerves, leader of the Plimsouls and the first troubadour of the post-punk era. 9 p.m. $15-$20. $15-$20.

Natalie’s Coal Fired Pizza & Live Music, 5601 N. High st., Worthington.

Weird Wednesday Featuring tweed, Just as its namesake fabric mingles colors and textures, the band has interwoven a psychedelic web of funk, rock and electronica. 9 p.m. $7. scarlet and Grey Café, 2203 N. High st., Campus.

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“Dirty Dancing” (touring), an unprecedented live experience, exploding with heart-pounding music, passionate romance and sensational dancing. seen by millions across the globe, this worldwide smash hit tells the classic story of Baby and Johnny, two fiercely independent young spirits from different worlds who come together in what will

“the last Five Years,” this musical by Robert Jason Brown tells the story of twentysomething novelist Jamie Wellerstein and struggling actress Cathy Hiatt. the musical explores their five-year relationship through a novel device: Cathy’s story is told in reverse chronological order, beginning at the end of their marriage, while Jamie’s story begins just after they’ve met. the characters never directly interact except for a wedding song in the middle, when their timelines intersect. 8 p.m. $25-

theatre Roulette 2016, three very distinct nights of new works rotating over three weekends, culminating in the final day when all three nights of programming are performed. Green: this night is dedicated to the works of Erik sternberger, whose sci-fi themed collection of short plays includes time travel, aliens, portals to alternate dimensions, cloning, and the difficulties of dating in the modern age. Directed by stephen Woosley. Black: this night features seven selections including two by perennial Roulette favorite Mark Harvey Levine, and tales of awkward lovers, nervous cows, odd podcasts and more. Directed by

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be the most challenging and triumphant summer of their lives. 7:30 p.m. $83-$108. the Ohio theatre, 39 E. state st., Downtown.

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“Endgame” by samuel Beckett, Michael Herring as Hamm; alex Foor as Clov; Roger Masten as Nagg (through May 15 then Verne Hendrick) and Rebecca Williams Zelanin as Nell (through May 15 then Linda Browning). 8 p.m. $20.

Franklinton Playhouse, 566 W. Rich st., Franklinton.

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Amanda Bauer with assistance from Chad Hewitt. Red: this night features seven selections including two by Roulette newcomer Matthew Weaver, and stories about old army buddies, the joys of gift giving and lots and lots of kissing. Directed

by Audrey Rush. 8 p.m. $10$15. MadLab, 227 N. third st., Downtown.

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“6 plus 1,” this group exhibition includes previously unseen works by Dennison Griffith and Aminah Robinson, as well as new works by Mark Bush, sarah Fairchild, Linda Gall and Andrea Myers. Laura Bidwa is our “plus one” and featured guest artist. in addition to new paintings by Bidwa, a highlight will be an installation of watercolors Gall painted based on old photos of nondescript landscapes from Bidwa’s family albums.

Also featured will be “Vertigo Vortex,” a large fabric-work Myers completed during her residency in Latvia at the Mark Rothko Art Center. 10 a.m. Free. Hammond Harkins Galleries, 641 N. High st., short North.

EVENts third thursdays, Join the Clintonville-Beechwold Community Resources Center for an evening of food trucks and live music. Proceeds benefit the CRC’s food pantry, children’s programs, senior services and more. 5 p.m. Clintonville-

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MAY 19- The LAsT five YeArs at The Garden Theater Beechwold Community Resources Center, 3222 N. High st., Clintonville-Beechwold.

FOOD & DRiNK 14th Annual taste to Remember, A unique fundraising event featuring tasting stations from Columbus’ top restaurants, live and silent auctions,

entertainment and a chef competition to win the coveted Golden spoon. Proceeds from taste to Remember benefit Children’s Hunger Alliance and the scholarship fund of the Columbus Chapter of the American Culinary Federation.

6 p.m. $75. Columbus state Conference Center, 315 Cleveland Ave.

Celebrity Chef Benefiting the Capital Area Humane society, the yummiest event of the year. sponsored by Huntington.

Participating restaurants include Basi italia, Milestone 229, Nada, Columbus Brewing Company Restaurant, Market 65, Katzinger’s Delicatessen, Westies Gastropub, Kitties Cakes, Banana Leaf, sugardaddy’s

ARt EVENts Oh, Jeepers! the Art of Eric Blair, see thursday listing for more info. Noon. Free. Rivet 1200 N. High st., short North.

“the Musical of Musicals,” a musical about musicals. in this hilarious satire of musical theatre, one story becomes five delightful musicals, each

Asian Games Health Screenings Martial Arts: Many disciplines and styles Cultural Exhibits: Art Exhibits of ethnic artistic value Hands on demonstrations Children’s Activities Culinary Demonstrations

theatre Roulette 2016, see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $10-$15. MadLab, 227 N. third st., Downtown.

“Dirty Dancing” (touring), see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $83-$108. the Ohio theatre, 39 E. state st., Downtown.

“Romeo And Juliet,” 8 p.m. $31.50. Capitol theatre, Riffe Center, 77 s. High st., Downtown.

DRAGON BOAT RACES MAY 22ND Sunday 9:00am - 4:00pm Scioto Audubon Metro Park On the Whittier Peninsula Columbus, OH 43215

Performances: Activities at the Amphitheater, Pergola, Adventure Center and Martial Arts stages with a focus on Japan & The Philippines Community Square: Community gathering to learn more about each country & ethnicity Food Authentic Asian Cuisine

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“Endgame” by samuel Beckett, see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $20. Franklinton Playhouse, 566 W. Rich st., Franklinton.

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“the last Five Years,” see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $25-$30. the Garden theater, 1187 N. High st., short North.

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thirsty thursday Karaoke, With a full bar, a beautiful patio and some of the best eats in town, you’ll have everything you need to show off your inner rock star.

8 p.m. Free. Otie’s tavern & Grill, 5344 Center st., Hilliard.

“Pool (No Water)” at the lab series, By Mark Ravenhill. a group of artists is invited by a former and now wildly successful collaborator to a country retreat at her mansion. there’s relaxation, sun, palm trees and a pool. the drinks are poured, the clothes come off and the party begins to rage. and then the host is hurt in a horrifying way. Nursing her back to some semblance of a human form, the group begins to see opportunity in their friend’s suffering. Drugs, jealousy and vanity put friendships at risk in the name of art. Directed by Joe Kopyt. 7 p.m. Free. OsU Roy Bowen theatre, Drake Union, 1849 Cannon Dr., Campus.

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“Mufaro’s Most Beautiful Daughters,” 7:30 p.m. $21.50.

Lincoln theatre, 769 E. Long st., King-Lincoln District.

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Free. Camelot Cellars Winery, 901 Oak st., short North.

written in the distinctive style of a different master of the form, from Rodgers and Hammerstein to stephen sondheim. the basic plot: June is an ingenue who can’t pay the rent and is threatened by her evil landlord.

Will the handsome leading man come to the rescue? 7:30 p.m. $15. Club Diversity, 863 s. High st., Brewery District.

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We’re also serving some delicious sides. 6 p.m. $48. the Hills Market Downtown, 95 N. Grant ave., Downtown.

splinters Of light, this exhibition brings together the work of regional photographers who blend processes, historical methods and cutting edge techniques to push the boundaries to new levels. 4 p.m.

Free. Pennington Custom art services, 3047 indianola ave.

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Art Access Gallery. New Abstract Paintings by Sharon Dougherty and Ursula Brenner. Sculpture by Barry Gunderson. May 20 through July 10. 540 s Drexel Ave., Bexley. 614-338-8325. artaccessgallery.com.

Angela Meleca Gallery. Ed Valentine: Gathered. through May 21. 144 E. state st., Downtown. 614340-6997. angelamelecagallery.com.

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642 N. High st., short North. 614-223-1655, brandtrobertsgalleries.com.

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Columbus Cultural Arts Center. Adena Brook – Whetstone Ravine. through June 4. 139 W. Main st., Downtown. 6146457047. culturalartscenteronline.org.

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Columbus Museum of Art. Spin Art. through Aug. 21. Art 360: Contemporary Art Hatching Across Ohio. through Aug. 14. 480 E. Broad st., Downtown. 614-221-4848. columbusmuseum.org.

Dublin Arts Center Gallery. Davis and Dassai: Drawn Comics. through June 3. 7125 Riverside Drive, Dublin.

614-889-7444, dublinarts.org.

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Franklin Park Conservatory and Botanical Gardens.

Blooms & Butterflies. through sept. 18. 1777 E. Broad st., Near East side. 614-715-8000, fpconservatory.org.

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Marcia Evans Gallery. New Works by Annette Poitau. through May 30. 8 E. Lincoln st., short North. 614298-8847, marciaevansgallery.com.

Ohio Craft Museum. Best of 2016. through June 19. 1665 W. Fifth Ave., Grandview. 614.486.4402. ohiocraft.org.

Ohio History Center. Power of Painting: Lilly Martin Spencer. through sept. 4. 800 E. 17th Ave., North side.

614-297-2300. ohiohistory.org.

Open Door Art studio. Transcendental. through June 3. 1050 Goodale Blvd., Grandview. 614-641-2828, opendoorartstudio.org.

OsU Urban Arts space. Noves Històries, Ohio Art League 2016 Spring Juried Exhibition. May 24 through July 9. 50 W. town st., Downtown. 614-292-4063. uas.osu.edu.

Peggy R. McConnell Arts Center. The Ohio Governor’s Youth Art Exhibition – Region 1. through May 22.

777 Evening st., Worthington. 614-431-0329. mcconnellarts.org.

Pizzuti Collection. Robert Beck | Robert Buck: States of America. through september 4. 632 N. Park st., Arena District. 614-280-4004. pizzuticollection.org.

Hawk Galleries. Lino Tagliapietra. through June 26. 153 E. Main st., Downtown. 614-225-9595. hawkgalleries.com.

Rivet Gallery. Oh, Jeepers! - The Art of Eric Blair. through May 31. 1200 N. High st., short North. 614294-8697. rivetart.com.

Hayley Gallery. transparent seasons featuring ManWai Wu. through July 1. 270 E. Main st., New Albany.

614-855-4856. hayleygallery.com.

ROY G BiV Gallery. Jeremy Plunkett and Elise P. Church. through May 28. 997 N. High st., short North.

614-297-7694. roygbivgallery.org.

High Road Gallery and studios. His and Hers Art Show. through May 28. 12 E. stafford Ave., Worthington. 614781-6454. highroadgallery.com.

sherrie Gallerie. Ron Isaacs: Where Does the Time Go. through May 29. 694 N. High st., short North. 614221-8580, sherriegallerie.com.

Keny Galleries. 30 E. Beck st., German Village. Alice Schille and the American Watercolor Movement (1880-2015). through June 10. 614-464-1228. kenygalleries.com.

studios on High Gallery. Crafting Enchantment. through May 31. 686 N. High st., short North. 614461-6487, studiosonhigh.com.

lindsay Gallery. Bill Miller: “Dual Nature.” through May 31. 986 N. High st., short North. 614-291-1973, lindsaygallery.com.

Vanderelli Room. Common Cosmology : New works

by Stephanie Rond and April Sunami. through May 29. 218 McDowell st., Franklinton. 614-403-4689. thevanderelliroom.com.

Martin de Porres Center. Rojo (Red) by Elena Osterwalder. through June 3. 2330 Airport Dr., Columbus. 614-416-1910. martindeporrescenter.net.

Wexner Center for the Arts. Martin Wong: Human Instamatic. through Aug 7. 1871 N. High st., Campus.

614-292-3535. wexarts.org.

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“Romeo and Juliet,” Columbus Dance theatre presents this original work. 8 p.m. $30/$25/$15. Capitol theatre, 77 s. High st. (Vern Riffe Building), Downtown.

ENtERtAiNMENt/ NiGHtliFE salsa Fever Fridays, Join us every Friday for the most energypacked salsa dancing night in Central Ohio. We offer beginner/ intermediate dance lessons that will get you moving to salsa, merengue and bachata. 8 p.m. $10. Park street saloon, 525 N. Park st., Arena District.

Karaoke, Grab some great grub and show off your inner rock star. 8 p.m. Free. Moe’s Original Bar B Que, 128 E. Broadway, Granville.

SATURDAY ARt EVENts Viviane Goertz Bushong Book signing, the local author will sell and sign her children’s book, Bibimbop. 11 a.m. Free. 2642 Bethel Rd. Oh, Jeepers! the Art of Eric Blair, see thursday listing for more info. Noon. Free. Rivet, 1200 N. High st., short North.

“Dirty Dancing” (touring), see thursday listing for more info.

2 and 8 p.m. $83-$108. the Ohio theatre, 39 E. state st., Downtown. “the last Five Years,” see thursday listing for more info.

3 p.m. $25-$30. the Garden theater, 1187 N. High st., short North. the Dinner Detective Murder Mystery Dinner show, Awardwinning, interactive comedic murder mystery dinner show.

Our performers are dressed just like everyone else, leaving all of the guests to suspect who is a part of the show and who is not. 6 and 6 and 7 p.m. $54.95. sheraton Columbus on Capitol square, 75 E. state st., Downtown.

Ooh-la-las Varietease with the trulie Awesome show, Enjoy a night of delights that are sure to make the spring flowers bloom. this talent-packed show is sure to leave you begging for more. 8 p.m. $5-$7. Ruby tuesday, 1978 summit st., Campus.

“Mufaro’s Most Beautiful Daughters,” see Friday listing for more info. 6:30 p.m. $21.50. Lincoln theatre, 769 E. Long st., King-Lincoln District.

“the last Five Years,” see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $25-$30. the Garden theater, 1187 N. High st., short North.

“Pool (No Water)” at the lab series, see Friday listing for more info. 7 p.m. Free. OsU Roy Bowen theatre, Drake Union, 1849 Cannon Dr., Campus. “the Musical of Musicals,” see Friday listing for more info. 7:30 p.m. $15. Club Diversity, 863 s. High st., Brewery District.

“Endgame” by samuel Beckett, see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $20. Franklinton Playhouse, 566 W. Rich st., Franklinton. theatre Roulette 2016, see thursday listing for more info. 8 p.m. $10-$15. MadLab, 227 N. third st., Downtown.

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“Dirty Dancing” (touring), see thursday listing for more info. 1 and 6:30 p.m. $83-$108. the Ohio theatre, 39 E. state st., Downtown. “school House Rock live!” the Emmy Award-winning 1970s saturday morning cartoon series that taught history, math, grammar, science, and politics is transformed into a lively musical suitable for the entire family. 2 p.m. $10-$25. shadowbox Live, 503 s. Front st., suite 260, Brewery District. “the last Five Years,” see thursday listing for more info. 3 p.m. $25-$30. the Garden theater, 1187 N. High st., short North. “the Musical of Musicals,” see Friday listing for more info. 7:30 p.m. $15. Club Diversity, 863 s.

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“Romeo and Juliet,” Columbus Dance theatre presents this original work. 8 p.m. $30/$25/$15. Capitol theatre, 77 s. High st. (Vern Riffe Building), Downtown.

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MONDAY EVENts CYP Club Member Dinner, Join us at our meet-and-greet member dinner. it’s a great opportunity to socialize with other area young professionals and meet members of the Columbus Young Professionals Club leadership team. All members and guests of members are welcome. 6 p.m. $5. Copious, 520 s. High st., Brewery District.

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Karaoke Monday Extravaganza, One of the best karaoke nights in town. Amazing food, beer and cocktail selections. Come show off your inner rock star. 10 p.m.

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TUESDAY ARt EVENts “6 plus 1,” see thursday listing for more info. 10 a.m. Free.

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Villainous Venture, Enjoy a unique interactive mystery dinner show. 7 p.m. $25.95. spaghetti Warehouse, 397 W. Broad st.

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First Annal Flowetry Night, the mixture of poetry with flows to make flowetry or rapping in a poetic form. imagine soft melodic rhymes that form a story and bring light on a subject otherwise misunderstood. 6 p.m. Free.

Camelot Cellars Winery, 901 Oak st., short North. the Hashtag Comedy Roast of Phil Porter, Phil Porter has been in the improv community longer than you know. He is a part of the group state of Play, and newly founded group Reginald. He pretty much ran KDB (the old Gameworks) in Easton. And he is actually a one-day former member of Hashtag Comedy. that’s enough material to roast him for at least four hours. We’re going to chop it down to two.

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ENtERtAiNMENt/ NiGHtliFE Excesss trivia, 8 p.m. Free. spacebar, 2590 N. High st., Campus.

Wild Wednesday Karaoke, Come out for your middle-ofthe-week, hump-day karaoke relief. Come show off your inner rock star. Pool, darts, pinball and a large patio are all waiting for you. 8:30 p.m. Free. the Crown sports Pub, 6493 E. Main st., Reynoldsburg. triviokie, Jeopardy style trivia with a twist … you lose you sing.

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25+/- ACRES with 2 large meadows, lots of frontage, 80ft. tall pines, wooded stream with trout quality water, stream drive across, lots of wildlife, adjoins 200+ AC. No hunting county farm in rear. National gas available. 35 mins. from Westerville. $250,000.

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57 Rolling Acres Potential Home Site 70x80 Custom Steel Frame Barn, Spring-Fed Pond, just South of Rte. 40/I-70, South Vienna.

For Sale at Auction: May 25 @ 6:00PM

BUYING GOLD AND SILVER JEWELRY, BROKEN OK 2655 COLUMBUS STREET Safe Grove City Location M-TH-F 9:30-5:30 TUES-WED 9:30-7:30 SAT 10-4, SUN by APPT 614-946-3846 Living room suite, brwn. suede couch & loveseat, matching coffee tables, 2 tbl. lamps & 1 flr. lamp. All in good condition, $600 obo. Call 614-579-2086.

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74+ Acres – Pastures 4+ Bedroom – 3 Bath Home, 2 Modern Barns,

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OPEN SUN. 2-5, 5411 Annandale Ct. Westerville Move-in ready! Bright, spacious, Highland Lakes Home. Includes a 1st flr. owner suite, open concept, vaulted ceilings, granite counters & SS appls., 4BR/2.5BA, full bsmt., screened porch, private patio w/mature trees & 3 car gar.. $388,900 FSBO. Will coopt. Call for appt. 740-549-0648; cell 614-905-6687.

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2br/2bath Condo in Northland Senior Vill. on Karl Rd. 55 or over. Appliances furnished. Rent/Security ($625 each). Near trasp./emerg. Parking. Green(614805-1230).

466 KING AVE- AC, kitchen, lounge, laundry, $350/mo incls all utilities. NS Environment. 614-486-5035.

Beautiful Riverview property for rent in Historic Dublin.. Beautiful Riverview property for rent.Historic Dublin. 2040 Sq ft.Month to month lease. Contact Anne at 614.889.7491 Beulah Rd. near Cooke & Maize, 2Br., W/D hookups, 456-7934 Broad Meadows Blvd - Lg 1 & 2BR just N. of Graceland. A/C, cptd, off st pkg. 477-5559 Dublin Schools. 2 story Single family home. 4BR, 2.5ba, 2 car garage. Avail June 15. $1500/mo.

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GROVEPORT SCHOOLS 3 BR, bsmt, 1 car garage, fenced yard, new paint & carpet, Central Air. $825/mo. No Section 8. Call 614581-4554.

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West! Valleyview! Ranch! 2BR, 1 bath, LR, DR, bsmt, no gar. $805/mo. John Hellwege, Sanctuary Realty 614-272-5330 WHITEHALL Very nice 2BR TH, wall to wall carpenting thru out, new kitchen, stove, refrigerator, W/D hkup, nice backyard, outside storage shed, off street parking. $600/mo. 614-565-8347.

Wkly. Rent $175 & up! Incls ht., ph., laun. & full cable.

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Beautiful corner lot, $209,000. 14 mi. from Disney.

4BR, 2BA, 1864 sq.ft., screened in patio, furnishings can be purchased. Kim Hawk, Regal Christie’s R.E., 407-808-9845, See: photos etc. at MLS#O5432558.

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ELECTRICIANS

Industrial and commercial.

Health Ins., 401K, Paid Vacations and Holidays.

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Metal Fabricators/Welders

Custom job shop in Groveport, OH hiring for experienced Metal Fabricator/Lay Out positions.

Applicant must be capable of working from drawings, written and verbal instructions to layout and fabricate carbon steel, stainless steel and aluminum from 20ga. to 1" thickness. Experience with set-up and operation of the following metal working tools: shear, punch, saw, press brake and plate roll. MIG & TIG Welding experience a must.

Must be willing to do field work and work overtime.

Personal hand tools and valid driver’s license required. Benefits available: paid vacation, insurance and profit sharing with 401K. Subject to drug/background check.

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Internship Coordinator Res. Life Coordinator(s) Ohio Wesleyan University For a description of duties & application instructions, visit our website at http://jobs.owu.edu/ Manager, Brown Family Environmental Center For a full description of this position and how to apply, http://careers.kenyon.edu/cw /en-us/job/492365/managerbrown-family-environmentalcenter

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Window Cleaner - FT / PT

Reliable, fast paced, hard working; ladder work necessary. $10-12 hour, willing to train. $13-15 hour, experienced window technicians. No calls. Send resume to columbusclearview@outlook.com

Sales-Marketing SALES ASSOCIATE, PT

Logan Services is looking for outgoing people to work at the Home Depot stores as a PT Sales Associate for the heating and A/C program.

Responsible for generating sales leads. Early evenings/weekends. 15-30 hrs/wk. Must be 18+.

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Full-time position in college admissions department.

Supervise staff of 10-25 individuals introducing college visits to prospective college students.

Qualified individual will have: Strong sales and telemarketing experience, supervisory experience required, excellent communication skills, professional appearnce, ability to work under pressure. Fall, Winter, and Spring work schedule includes: Monday through Thursday 1 p.m. - 9 p.m., Friday 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Summer work schedule includes: Monday through Thursday 10 a.m. - 7 p.m., Friday 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. If you are a goal and results oriented individual and are interested in a competitive salary with excellent benefits including 401k, please submit your resume and salary requirements to: Director of Admissions at rlee@bradfordschoolcolumbus.edu.

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ADS Alliance Data Systems, Inc. has open positions in Columbus, OH; Apps Programmer – Sr. Analyst: Develop metrics, report, dashboard, documents, & mobile applications in the Microstrategy business intelligence tool; architect of metadata/schemas; & other duties/skills. Mail resume to Holly Solomon, Recruiter, Alliance Data, 3095 Loyalty Circle, Columbus, OH 43219 & note Job ID# AD-OH16-APPS

Engineer, Software Engineering. Cardinal Health seeking Engineer, Software Engineering (Req. 20006739) in Dublin, OH to be a development team member of all WCM projects from implementation through successful release. Follow Agile-based practices to understand the business requirements, design and implement the features to deliver the capabilities to fulfill the requirements, automate the test scripts and support quality control teams and deployment teams. Must have a MS in CS or rltd. and 3 years rltd., exp. and the demonstrated ability to use programming languages and solutions like Java, JavaScript, JavaScript Object Notation, AJAX, SOAP, HTML5, CSS, XML, jQuery, SQL, IBM Portal, and IBM Commerce. Send resumes: Perry Ganchar at 7000 Cardinal Place, Dublin, Ohio 43017.

Computer/IT: Accenture LLP seeks Service Delivery Engineer, Columbus, OH to collaborate w/ clients on customer issues, new reqs, & status reporting; consult w/ customers about SW syst design & maintnnce; collaborate w/ programmers, systs analysts & engineers to design syst & to gather info on project limitations & capabilities, performance reqs & interfaces; complete OOAD; utilize knwldg of Java, J2EE, UML, & Websphere apps; & study req. specification doc & prepare preliminary systs design (PSD) doc w/ impacted program components. Reqs. at least a bach. deg., or foreign equiv., in Comp. Sci., Info. Sys./Tech., or Eng’g (any), + 3 yrs.’ exp. in IT ind., incl.: 3 yrs design & dvlp portal apps using Java technologies; 3 yrs complete OOAD of apps w/ UML, J2EE design patterns, & Websphere platform; 3 yrs coordinate w/ clients on customer issues, new reqs, & status reporting; 3 yrs monitor production apps & handling production issues; & 2 yrs studying req. spec docs & prep. Apply online at www.accenture.com [Select Careers; Job # 00375615].

Consultant, Business Analysis. Cardinal Health seeking Consultant, Business Analysis (Req. 20006723) in Dublin, OH to analyze and execute best practices for business analysis processes and functions. Leverage requirements engineering practices and methods to enable improved business processes to drive business success. Align busi. strategies and capability needs into busi. and technical req. to ensure IT systems enable the desired value. Defines requirements in accordance with SDP/SDLC, management and project/product scope. Requires MS in CS or rltd and 2 yrs rltd exp OR BS in CS or rltd w/5 yrs rltd exp. Requires exp. in Electronic Commerce/EDI industry and knowledge of IT, data communications and business processes, and project management theory and team dynamics. 15% travel required. Resumes: P. Ganchar, 7000 Cardinal Pl., Dublin, OH, 43017.

Engineer, Software/Information Platform - Cardinal Health seeks Engineer, Software/Information Platform (Req. 20005863) in Dublin, OH to be responsible for technical configuration, design, administration, development, implementation and support of application and information frameworks for application solutions. Ensure end-to-end Identity & Access management solution meet business needs; mitigates security risks. MS in CS, Comp. Eng, or rltd and 3 yrs exp or BS in same w/6 yrs exp. Ability to use SiteMinder, SSO Solutions, HTTP, and web applications. Resumes: P. Ganchar, 7000 Cardinal Pl., Dublin, OH 43017.

Programmer Analysts

Telligen Tech Inc. has multiple openings: Gather data from clients and prepare softw reqmts & specs, prep flow charts. Work from specs, develop & write comp progs. Provide design, test, debug and implement softw apps. Involve in full life cycle dvlpmt. Interface w/users on tech issues relating to comp progs. Participate in sys & dbase mtgs to develop modules & projects.

Systems Analysts. Prepare project plans, involve in project definition, reqmts definition, analysis, design, testing, system documentation, project mgmnt, handle sys dvlpmt life cycle on small/intermediate dvlpmt/enhancement projects, dvlp complete external sys design specs, test, maintain, and monitor computer progs and sys, coordinate and link comp sys to increase compatibility & ensure that data is shared effectively, support end users in resolving sys implementation issues, expand/modify sys to serve new purposes and to improve workflow.

Travel and relocation possible. Work loc: Columbus, OH. Mail res, salary reqmt, position applied for to: Telligen Tech Inc., 2740 Airport Dr., Suite 190, Columbus, OH 43219.

Nick Savko & Sons, Established 1946 Is Seeking for Immediate Work:

- PIPE LAYER - PIPE CREW WORKERS - SMALL EXCAVATOR OPERATOR For sewer and Water Work.

Call 614-255-1057 Or email resume to: resumes@nicksavko.com

Plumbers

Looking for experienced plumbers with 2-5 yrs. experience in rough stage plumbing. Paid holidays, paid overtime, insurance avail. Call (614) 338-1926 KandDPlumbingco@sbcglobal.net

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SENIOR IT ANALYST – SITE RELIABILITY ENGINEER needed at Abercrombie & Fitch in New Albany, OH. Duties: ensure customer facing systems are monitored, automated & designed to scale. Must have Bachelor’s Degree, or foreign equiv, in Computer Science or related field + 5 yrs Systems Administration/Site Reliability Engineering exp to incl exp w/ internet facing applications, administration & scripting exp; automating technical & release operations; programming in Python, Jython, Perl, Ruby, JRuby, Java/Scala, & C; configuration & environment management, automation, & related tools & technologies such as Puppet & Ansible; building continuous delivery platforms; & UNIX/Linux Systems Administration.

Must travel 5% domestically. Send resume (NO CALLS; NO EMAILS) to Amy Stevenson, Abercrombie & Fitch Management Co., 6301 Fitch Path, New Albany, Ohio 43054.

Bridge Engineer for McCormick Taylor, Inc. in Columbus, OH. Perfoms structural analysis & prepares design calculations for various transportation structures incl. bridges. Reqs MS in CE w/ a Structural Engineering course emphasis and thesis from ABET accredited university; 1 yr structural engineering exp. (before, during, or after MS) for transportation projects, to incl. analysis & design of hwy bridges, retaining walls, foundation design, & drainage design. Must have working knowledge of ODOT & AASHTO design specs, proficiency using Microstation for engineering plan preparation, & hands-on exp. in structural engineering analysis/design software. Must have passed Fundamentals of Engineering Exam (FE Civil). Email resume to tmporter@mccormicktaylor.com

Optician (Licensed)

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/RECEPTIONIST

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American Electric Power Gahanna, OH Seeks Engineer

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ADON Must be RN with at least 2 years home care experience. Full time. Benefit package. Please fax your resume to 614-794-9603 or inquire via phone 614-794-9600

Medical Assistant Certified needed for busy OB/GYN practice in Hilliard.

Full Time, Fun Atmosphere, Great Benefits, No Nights or Weekends email resume to info@northwestobgyn.net

MEDICAL SCHEDULING Grove City Family Health hiring Medical Schedulers.

Professionalism, Customer Service, Telecommunication, Computer (EMR) skills and 1 to 3 years’ experience preferred.

Please email resume to mike@grovecityfamilyhealth.com

COOK - Prepare wide range of menu items per recipes. Use, operate rest. equip., utensils & appliances.

40 hr/wk. 11:00pm-7:30pm. Send resume to ATTN: J. Wang, Hunan Garden, at job site 1516 Coshocton Rd, Mt. Vernon, OH 43050 Tel: 740-393-1313. No drop ins

DELIVERY DRIVER

for Local delivery of building products. CDL is not required. 40 hour work week with OT available.

Apps can be filled out or dropped off at 4575 E 5th Ave Col, Ohio 43219 Monday and Tuesday 8AM to 4PM only.

P/T INSTRUCTOR Established safety consulting company seeks P/T instructor based in the Columbus Area with public speaking skills to train approx 10/15 days/mo.

Travel req’d & flex schedule a must. Perfect for semi-retired. $275/day + exp. Bilingual a + but not req’d. Email resume to clytle@smith-system.com

Sales/Marketing Reps $35,000 - $50,000 614.726.9377

WORKERS’ COMPENSATION DEFENSE PARALEGAL

Dawson & Myers, a growing boutique Workers’ Compensation Defense firm located in north Columbus, seeks a paralegal with claims and litigation experience. Successful candidate must be self-motivated with excellent organizational skills and the ability to independently manage a significant caseload.

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WALNECK’S MOTORCYCLE - SWAP MEET Sunday, June 5, 2016, 8AM-3PM Clark County Fairgrounds, Springfield, OH. $7 Admission $40 Booth. Call 630-985-2097

Wheels

Jobs Wanted GERMAN SHEPHERD Germany’s Vice-Universal Sieger, at stud. Training, obed, home protection, sch classes, imports, young dogs, pups for sale. Offering spring workshop call to sign up. Boarding available. 740-756-7387 www.estatedogs.com Advertising/Marketing. Display advertising sales.

Prior sales experience essential. Strong presentation and communication skills. A passion for great customer service required. Salary, base, commission, auto allowance, vacation and benefits. Send resume to doughenry@columbusmessenger.com

CORT Furniture Rental has immediate openings for Seasonal Full-time Box Truck Drivers/Furniture Installers in Gahanna and a Retail Sales Manager & Associate and an Inside/Outside B2B Salesperson in Columbus.

Apply online at www.cort.com under About Us/Careers - use Gahanna or Columbus to search. A JOB FAIR will be held at 8600 Sancus Blvd, Columbus 43240 from 10 am – 2 pm on 5/25-26/16.

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ENGLISH LABS - AKC, YELLOW, 2 M’S $700 & 5 F’S $750, DECLAWED, UTD ON SHOTS & WORMING, RAISED IN THE HOUSE, READY 5/20. 740-595-3572

Cleaning Residential ARE YOU looking for a Expertise Commerical Cleaning Co? If so, I can help. Only deal w/ins. & bonded companies. Call RW Alliance & Referral Service at 614-592-6125.

Computer Services $39/HOUR LABOR - PC REPAIR AT YOUR HOME È KEVIN AT 614-580-5189.

Hauling/Dumpster Rent 291-3867 Wee-Haul Senior Discount Attics, Basements, Garages, Whole Hses. We Load!!

Junk Removal and Hauling - Fast, affordable, professional, insured. Call 614-896-0282.

Handyman Services TAB & CO. HANDYMAN SVCS (No Job too big or small) Quality work @ Affordable Prices. Handyman - Full Remodel w/over 40 yrs. exp. Fully insured.

Call 614-829-7218

Lawn Care Landscape BULK, BAG MULCH, triple proc. triple blk., red & brwn 2 cu. ft. bag $2.50. $23/yard bulk. Delivery avail. Call 614-491-0881

2008 Harely Davidson Ultra Classic 1574 eng. am/fm/cd, cruise, air shocks, 6 speed, silver, under 2000 actual miles, never been down, excellent condition, due to health $16,000 obo 614-443-5829 û HONDA EAST û - Yamaha Suzuki Kawasaki Sea-Doo Polaris Victory. Aprilia 1-877-437-1631 Cheaper in Toledo! www.hondaeasttoledo.com Indian of Toledo 419-893-8888

GOLDENDOODLE PUPS Born 4/2/16. Ready now! Males only, $800. POP. Call 614-260-7165.

1970 Corvette Stinray convertible runs and drives really well with lots of power and a great sound 2002 CHEVROLET AVALANCHE VIN #3GNEK13T32G114107 Sealed bids accepted by 10 AM, MAY 24, 2016 at Rader Car Company 614-888-3111.

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Miniature Dachshund Puppies. Family raised, adorable pups! 740-502-4055 call or text

MAY 20 - 22, Mopar Show, Swap Drag Race, National Trail Raceway, 2650 National Rd. S.W., Hebron, OH. Admission: $15. 614-268-1181, Facebook www.jeffjohnsonmotorsports.com

Parti Golden Doodle Puppies. Adorable Parti goldendoodles puppies (males) ready for their forever homes May 14th. First shots and dewormings complete. $800. Call now to reserve your puppy.

330-402-5200. www.promisepuppies.com

2004 Honda Accord LX. Gold/Tan , no accidents, 94500 Original Miles, no dents or scratches. I am selling it for $3200, Automatic Trans, Electrical and Mechanically Exceptional, clean title. Any time 4023185535

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2010 HYUNDAI SONATA GLS VIN #5NPET4AC2AH598240 Sealed bids accepted by 10 AM, MAY 25, 2016 at Rader Car Company 614-888-3111.

MERCURY 01 ELITE COUGAR, zinc yellow, 83k mi., 1 owner, retired, excellent condition, 2 dr. hatchback, 6 cyl., $4395 obo. Call 614-565-8258.

Siberian Husky Pups - loving, gentle, intelligent, well socialized w/kids, UTD shots, deworming, vet ck’d, AKC, M & F, $1,000 ea. Ready 5/28. 567-712-4115

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Transmission P&C. Perform Protection & Control (P&C) engineering activities for HV EHV substations incl protective relaying, automation, communications, metering & SCADA utilizing AEP P&C standards. Maintain & update short circuit cases for the ASPEN OneLiner short circuit analysis program for ERCOT, PJM & SPP. Perform calculations to develop & convert data for use in short circuit cases. Perform Reduced Protection System Studies. Perform fault analysis, relay coordination studies using ASPEN, & relay settings for electromechanical & GE & SEL microprocessor relays. Provide subject matter expertise on Distribution Feeder protection (SEL351S). Requirements: MS in ABET* accredited electrical engineering program & 3 yrs of exp as an electrical engineer or in a related occupation which may be gained before, during, or after degree & must include: (1) P&C engineering of HV or EHV substations; (2) Analyzing or creating one line & AC/DC schematics; (3) Performing relay settings for electromechanical & GE & SEL microprocessor relays; (4) Performing fault analysis, short circuit modeling & protective relay coordination studies; (5) P&C project scopes & cost estimating; (6) 1 yr of applying NERC Reliability Standards for P&C designs & relay settings; & (7) 1 yr of using ASPEN, ProjectWise & MicroStation software tools. Alternatively, a BS in ABET* accredited electrical engineering program & 5 yrs of progressive exp as specified above is acceptable. *ABET - Engineering Accreditation Commission of the Accreditation Board for Engineering & Technology. Non-ABET accredited master’s degree in electrical engineering must be from university with ABET accredited bachelor degree program in electrical engineering. Non-ABET accredited bachelor’s degree in electrical engineering must be accompanied by Professional Engineers (PE) license from any U.S. state. Candidates may apply online at www.aep.com.

Sr. Staff Engineer Goken America, LLC

Positions avl in Dublin and Raymond, Ohio. Work directly with customers in the development of product designs for automotive components of tooling and mass production utilizing ComputerAided Three-Dimensional Interactive Application (CATIA) v.5 skills. Analyze and determine specifications, evaluations and applications of engineering options to produce models and drawings and resolve design issues. Prepare technical drawings of automobile designs including: seating, interiors, exterior, body, chassis, electrical, engine and transmission related components to be used as visual guidelines to show technical dimensions, details, materials and processes/procedures. Travel to client sites may occasionally be required. Min. req. include: Bachelor’s degree in Mechanical Engineering or Mechanical Engineering Technology and 5 yrs relevant exp or Master’s degree in Mechanical Engineering or Mechanical Engineering Technology and 2 yrs relevant exp. 2 yrs exp using CATIA v.5 in automotive design. Please send resume (NO CALLS)Andie.Pilutti@gokenamerica.com.

General Apartment Management A family-owned property mgt. company Is seeking qualified COUPLES to co-manage apt. properties in Ohio. Office mgt. experience and general maint. Skills are a requirement. Rent-free housing and paid utilities forthe COUPLE + benefits. This is a full-time position.

Fax resume to 614-487-2579 email to jbecker@showemgmt.com.

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AKC Rottweiler Puppies For Sale. There are 6 females and 3 males. They have their 1st shots, and tails and dew claws removed. Females are $600 and males are $550. Both parents on the premises. You can contact us at 740-262-3525 or 740-262-3526 for more information. We live in the Marion County.

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ASK Chemicals LP, Dublin, OH. Design, develop, test, and evaluate integrated systems for managing metal-casting production processing, including quality control, logistics and materials flow, cost analysis, and production coordination with the foundry industry. Integrate metal-casting applications with other development activities.

Use computer aided engineering software tailored to the metal-casting industry. Use and apply a range of specific metal-casting core and mold making binder systems, refractory coating, sand additives, and related specialty products. Perform quality control and testing along with offering technical support to foundry customers. Min. req. include: Bachelor’s degree in Engineering or Engineering Technology plus 3 yrs exp (1) designing in the metal-casting industry; (2) using and modifying CAD models to enhance casting design of high production products including automotive aluminum blocks and heads; and (3) solidification modeling with Magmasoft software or similar programming. 1 yr exp in core modeling software such as Arena Flow. Send resume to ashley.leveto@ask-chemicals.com.

JPMorgan Chase & Co. has an opening for a Global Fixed Income Applications Developer Lead position in Columbus, OH. Global Fixed Income Applications Developer Lead is responsible for designing, developing, coding, testing, debugging and documenting programming applications to satisfy requirements of the Fixed Income team. Please fax your resume to (312) 732-7830 with following job ID clearly indicated: [MR 160049304]. JPMorgan Chase & Co. supports workforce diversity.

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Sr. Developer (2 x openings) in Dublin, OH: Design, develop, test & maintain trading applications, including requirements analysis, application implementation, debugging, deployment & technical support. Req: MS/equiv in Comp. Sci, Applied Mathematics, Finance or related, excellent skills in software development life cycle for commercial/trading applications. Proficiency with C#, ASP.Net, CSS, JS/JQuery, Web services, SQL, data structure, etc.

Familiar with valuation-oriented tools & platforms for traders & desk strategists. Send resume to Joss Data Inc, 545 Metro Place South, Suite 100, Dublin, OH 43017.

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Leading non-profit corporation is seeking a selfmotivated, detail oriented individual with excellent communications skills (both verbal and written) for our front desk position. Job duties include answering phones, greeting visitors, handling incoming and outgoing mail/deliveries, setting up internal meetings including catering, ordering office supplies, maintaining copiers/printers, data entry, and general office work. Excellent computer and typing skills (55 wpm min.) and ability to multi-task are essential; knowledge of Microsoft Office programs including Skype for Business and Outlook is highly desirable. The company offers excellent benefits and market-driven salaries for the right candidate. For consideration, please send your resume including salary historyto:ReceptionistPosition2016@outlook.com

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Digitek Software Inc. seeks Senior Programmer Analyst in Lewis Center, OH and vicinity Plan, design, develop, test, code, enhance and coordinate activities to implement advance software module components in complex computing environments on different O/S using latest web based tools and technologies. Consult with users and management to assess computing needs and system requirements. Experience working with ODE Decision Framework and Security Application for Enterprise (SAFE) Web portal utilizing VS 2012, JQuery, GIT, MVC Spark View Engine, MockFlow, fluent nhibernate, NUnit, NDoc, FxCop, Google Charts, Oracle 10g, Data Warehouse, ETL and Informatica, Website Localization & Internationalization. Integrating with Da Vince CMS system utilizing C#, MVC 3.0, Spark View Engine and Entity Framework MS SQL Server. Masters in Computer Science, Engineering or CIS is required.

Travel & relocation for short periods to unanticipated locations throughout the US may be required. Mail resumes to HR, Digitek Software, Inc, 650 Radio Dr, Lewis Center, OH 43035

Project Engineer An Ohio-based CM firm is seeking an individual with a AAS or BS in civil or construction technology with up to 3+ years experience.

ODOT or CM 13 Project Controls exp. desirable.

Excellent computer and oral communication skills required. Email resumes to employment@gstephensinc.com by 5 /10/2016. (EOE)

Experienced optician needed full-time for busy private practice in Columbus, OH. Good pay and bonus structure available. Computer experience with EHR or vision software a must! Email resume with references to: icare614@yahoo.com

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