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The List: Ranking fictional drummers

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Local Politics: Franklin County could end extreme poverty tomorrow

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Arts 24 Feature: Mark Lomax’s epic 26 Preview: ImageOHIO 19 27 Previews: A Time Such as This, Kindred Spaces, The Journey

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Drummer/composer Mark Lomax has pulled off the gargantuan task of writing and recording a 12-album cycle and releasing the entire thing on the same day. (Read more about 400: An Afrikan Epic on page 24.) In a similarly monumental undertaking, Alive ranks fictional drummers. Raijin, unranked To show drumming’s cultural significance beyond popular culture, here is the Shinto god (or spirit) of thunder and lightning. His awesome countenance is depicted in art from ancient sculpture to modern anime. Shinto is still the mostpracticed religion in Japan, so let’s not be hasty in declaring him fictional. 11. Guy Patterson Drummer as viable leading man? Drummer as good guy? Tom Everett Scott’s character in “That Thing You Do” flies in the face of all the tropes, but the movie is so charming that Patterson earns a spot.

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10. Pickles Dethklok’s drummer seems to have seri-

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ous musical chops and some ability to actually relate to other people, but he’s troubled by substance abuse issues.

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9. Andrew Neiman The 2014 film “Whiplash” may have oversimplified some of the jazz-ness of its story, but it’s the relationship between this prodigious talent (portrayed by Miles Teller) and his would-be mentor and tormentor Terence Fletcher (J.K. Simmons) that makes this film work. 8. Lane Kim Stars Hollow’s resident underground music fan was desperate to rock out, calling playing drums “the number one item on my cosmic to-do list” in an episode of “Gilmore Girls.” She’d never been in a band, and she couldn’t afford a drum set, but her passion made it happen. 7. Anthony “Man” Stoner Needless to say, drumming isn’t the primary interest of Tommy Chong’s character in “Up in Smoke,” a foundational piece of stoner cinema. 6. Russel Hobbs His skill on the skins and history in the rap scene helps give Gorillaz its hip-hop bona fides. 5. Melody Valentine I grew up on the animated “Josie and the Pussycats” rather than the 2001 film re-

boot in which Tara Reid plays the band’s drummer. Both drummer and blonde tropes abound.

the marching band in the culture of the HBCU. And there is some serious drumming happening in here.

4. Elizabeth Preston Or Princess Elizabeth. Can you imagine leaving out the Wyld Stallyns drummer, given the band’s impact in the future?

2. John Stumpy Pepys/Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs/Peter “James” Bond, et al It’s a dangerous proposition, playing drums in Spinal Tap.

3. Devon Miles Nick Cannon’s character in “Drumline” may be drawn as a standard modern antihero, but the film shed a broader light on the longstanding importance of

1. (drumroll, please) Animal Could there be another at the top? Make sure you check his drum battle with Buddy Rich.

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Judy McInturff and Michael Payton

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hen Judy McInturff was growing up in postWorld War II Tennessee, she was encouraged to hide her Jewish heritage. “My grandmother always told me, ‘Straighten your hair, we’re going out,’” said McInturff, the director of Continuing Legal Education at the Columbus Bar Association. “‘We might have to go to the white country club.’” That ability to pass in society saved her family the brunt of discrimination, McInturff said. In the years that followed, the synagogue acted as safe harbor — a

For example, McInturff said they received an anonymous complaint about their panel of journalists discussing the importance of a free press. “They wanted to know who these people were [on the panel], and why they were so biased,” McInturff said. The person also characterized the discussion as “hate personified” and “fake news.” The current social and political reality gives McInturff and Petyon pause about the world they are leaving for future generations. “I grew up during the ’60s,” Payton said. “I can remember everything from guard dogs to fire hoses. … Some of the things you’d think we’d be [saying] happened back then are now happening today. I don’t know that my grandkids are necessarily going to have it much easier.” Quoting Dr. King, Payton said he identifies another troubling similarity between the past and present: the “appalling silence of the good people.” “We as citizens have a high duty to speak truth to power — that if you see wrong, to stand up and say that it’s wrong,” he said. Speakers at this year’s symposium include attorneys, as well as a City of Columbus LGBTQ cabinet member and representatives from the Kirwan Institute for Race & Ethnicity. Closing out the day will be Billy White, who covers up hate symbols for free at Red Rose Tattoo in Zanesville. “He’s had the opportunity to confer with them about how they came to have those evil things and, most importantly, how is it that there’s redemption here?” Payton said. “I find that to be a compelling thing.” White is proof that a single person can have a significant impact, which is another point McInturff hopes attendees will take from the symposium. “You can make a difference,” she said. “Don’t be afraid to examine your own biases. … And you’ve got to examine those things in order to be a good human.”

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place where McInturff didn’t have to disguise her appearance, and where she was able to practice her faith free of outside fears. That is, until recently. “Now I’m scared all over again,” she said. McInturff is referring to the October 2018 Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, which resulted in the deaths of 11 people. It’s just one of many hate-fueled acts of violence, such as the killing of Heather Heyer at the 2017 white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, or the 2015 Charleston church shooting, that have rattled the public sphere in recent years. And in that climate, McInturff will help present the seventh annual Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial Civil Rights Symposium on Friday, Jan. 25, at the Columbus Bar Association. With a focus on “A History of Hate,” speakers will cover myriad topics, including the rise of the KKK and Hitler, bias in immigration policies, racialized trauma and implicit bias in schools. “Sometimes history has a way of repeating itself,” said Michael Payton, executive director of the Ohio Civil Rights Commission. “Dr. King’s dream is just that: a dream. And it’s a deferred dream.” The symposium is targeted to lawyers (Columbus Bar members and non-members) seeking continuing legal education (CLE) credits. But McInturff and Payton hope the impact will extend beyond fulfilling professional requirements. “We’re a nation of laws,” Payton said. “It was King that said a law can’t make a person love you, but it can keep him from lynching you. What we do here sharpens the focus of lawyers and makes them more effective with regard to addressing these issues and being more responsible in their communities.” The symposium is also open to the public, and McInturff and Payton want to attract more attendees outside of law to avoid “preaching to the choir.” “We need people who maybe could identify and interrupt some of their ingrained biases and think in a different way,” McInturff said. Past symposiums have been recorded for that purpose, and some of the responses have demonstrated the need for extending education to the community.

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Last week, Franklin County held the fourth of five meetings in its strategic planning initiative to address poverty in the county. Up to this point, the planning process has been focused on gathering opinions of local leaders on four issues organizers of the meeting have suggested impact poverty: health, employment, housing and youth. Following these meetings over the past few months, though, has got me thinking. What would it look like if the county tried to address poverty with a laser focus, working to find the most effective ways to reduce the number of people under certain income thresholds? Let’s start at the very bottom of the income scale: extreme poverty. Believe it or not, there are still Ohioans who live on less than $2 a day, the global threshold for extreme poverty. In 2016, the Center for Community Solutions in Cleveland, using American Community Survey data, estimated that about 190,000 Ohioans lived on less than $2 a day. Assuming the rate of extreme poverty in Franklin County mirrors the ratio of deep poverty statewide, we can estimate that about 24,000 Franklin County residents are living on less than $2 a day, or 1.9 percent of the county population. So how do we end extreme poverty? The simplest answer is to give people money. Conversations about “basic income” have been raging in the policy community for a few years now. This is not a new idea: The U.S. House of Representatives passed a Nixon-backed basic income proposal as early as 1970. Currently, basic income pilots are being held in Oakland and Stockton, California, and city leaders have started a study committee for a pilot in Chicago. What would a basic income program look like in Franklin County? Funding a program to push 24,000 Franklin County residents above the extreme poverty threshold would cost about $17 million at

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Shoppers at Easton Town Center a 100 percent uptake rate. Assuming the uptake rate is 60 percent (on the high end for social services), the total cost of the program comes to about $10 million. Franklin County’s main form of revenue is sales taxes. In 2016, Franklin County’s 1.25 percent sales tax rate raked in about $300 million. This means the sales tax would have to be raised by about 0.05 percent to comfortably fund such a program. This means if you spent $100 shopping at Easton, you would be charged about 5 cents to fund a program that would end extreme poverty in Franklin County. There are reasons to worry about this approach. Sales taxes are regressive, meaning they impact the budgets of low-income people more than high-income people. This means that people in poverty who are not in extreme poverty would bear a disproportionate portion of this tax, making it less equitable than an income tax, which the county cannot legally levy. But it is exciting to see that a small sales tax increase would effectively end extreme poverty in Ohio’s largest county. Rob Moore is the Principal for Scioto Analysis, a Columbus-based policy analysis firm

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The longest federal government shutdown in history trudges on, and I have one simple question: Is paying border patrol officers really more important than paying food inspectors? President Trump and the Republican regime are staging a temper tantrum cum hostage situation. They’re demanding funding for a wall along the U.S./Mexico border. Until they get their way, they’re happy to hold ransom the paychecks of hundreds of thousands of federal employees. Here’s what doesn’t make sense to me: There is a wall on the border already. There is already 654 miles of fencing running along the U.S./Mexico border. Over the last 12 years, the U.S. has expanded the system of border control by building more physical barriers, deploying troops and installing surveillance systems. I’ve been screaming these facts into the ether since Trump first burst onto the national stage. Yes, the border system isn’t a cement wall, but that doesn’t change its character. Take Israel’s wall, which runs along parts of the 1949 Armistice line between the West Bank and Gaza Strip — and logs miles and miles into the Palestinian-occupied territories. That wall is 25 feet of cement in some places, but it is also miles of electrified fencing and other barriers.

President Trump and Brandon Judd, president of the National Border Patrol Council. I’ve stood with Palestinian farmers trying to cross the wall to graze their sheep on their own land, and Palestinian families trying to cross to visit their loved ones. I can tell you this: There’s little difference between a fence and a wall when someone with a gun is patrolling it. Don’t get it confused. Trump’s border wall and accompanying immigration policy represent a meaningful new threat. I’m happy that the Democrats are standing up to him. At last, they’ve discovered a line they’re not (yet) willing to cross. Nonetheless, the rhetoric surrounding Trump’s wall stinks of the dystopian. I’m reminded of George Orwell’s 1984. In forgetting that we’ve already militarized the border, we’ve cast all facts about immigration down the memory hole. Our rhetoric around Trump’s border wall illustrates just how far removed many U.S. citizens are from the reality of immigration and life in the U.S./Mexico borderlands. Trump has successfully manufactured a crisis that distracts from the real suffering U.S. immigration policies have caused for years. We need to understand why Trump is talking about immigrants and walls and why he doesn’t mind misleading the public. His immigration policy is designed to take advantage of misinformation and racism. He’s trying to ensure his re-election.

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Picks from Nichole eNdicott By Nichole eNdicott Nichole Endicott is a beer enthusiast and bartender by night, and a PTA mom and college student by day. She peddles craft beers — leaning heavy on local brews — at Harvest Pizzeria in Dublin. The eatery’s next two events are beer dinners with Athens-based Jackie O’s on Thursday, Jan. 24, and with Columbus Brewing Company on Feb. 12. Here are a few things she loves.

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Meshikou If you like ramen and haven’t been here you have NO idea what you are missing. It is located in the heart of Bethel Plaza. I crave this place no less than once a week and have to tell myself there is no way eating ramen that much can be healthy. That Spicy Miso Ramen is what dreams are made of. The sweetness of the corn, the spicy broth, the perfectly cooked egg … ugh! (Can you tell I am on a diet right now?) Soon, ramen. Soooon!

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Lineage Brewing Being a mom who is back in school after 20 years, I don’t have as much time to hit up breweries as I used to. But when I do, I like to make it count. Lineage on High Street in Clintonville has been my favorite brewery since it opened (full disclosure: I worked there a few years back). The food is amazing, the staff members know what they are talking about and the beer selection is not only fantastic but also extremely diverse. I’m confident that anyone I take there will have something to enjoy. Being a nontraditional student I cannot emphasize how much I love being back in school. I am attending

Columbus State Community College and the entire experience is so different. I love dusting off the proverbial brain cobwebs. I take pride in every A grade, and am frustrated by anything less. I enjoy leading discussions in class when the younger students may be shy to speak up. There really is something to be said about not caring what people think as you get older. It’s pretty rad. Being a fun parent Don’t get me wrong, we have rules and guidelines in our house, but we all laugh together, yell together and create chaotic memories together. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. Being 40 I don’t understand why people, especially women — thanks, society — fear turning 40. I feel like a whole new life has been breathed into me. I am reaching goals now that I felt were too unattainable to even attempt a few years back. I have more confidence in who I am and where my place is in life, and I love that! I encourage ANYONE who fears getting older to truly embrace all of the new opportunities you have in front of you, because they are countless.

“Fyre Fraud” I watched Hulu’s documentary on the ill-fated Fyre Festival (I’ve canceled my Netflix subscription, so I haven’t watched the competing film), and it was amazing. I was only vaguely aware of the event when it was happening in real time, so I enjoyed learning the backstory. It was humorous and perplexing, especially as I tried to figure out what exactly festival founder Billy McFarland does besides look dead behind the eyes. Added bonus: Ja Rule arguing with random people on Twitter after the documentaries premiered. –Erica Thompson Hygge We had a longtime family friend from Denmark arrive in Ohio late last week, looking forward to catching up and perhaps also doing some running around Columbus. The latter goal was scuttled by the weekend weather, but our friend brought with him a book about the Danish cultural linchpin of “hygge,” a physical coziness that goes beyond being comfy to bringing about personal well-being. –Jim Fischer Cousins Maine Lobster OK, so the lobster rolls are a bit of a splurge (they’re not huge and are priced at $15.50), but damn are they great. There’s a nice pile of high-quality lobster meat, a touch of butter and a perfectly soft, hot dog-sized bun. I got to enjoy one recently when the truck posted up outside my local bottle shop, Grain + Grape, and the sandwich paired nicely with the Maine Beer Company stout the taproom poured in conjunction. Hopefully it makes a return soon. –Andy Downing Bands to Watch bands This may come as a total shock, but I don’t always adore every single band I write about in Alive. (I’ll give you a minute to get over your surprise... Take your time... OK, you good?) But I am genuinely, truly, 100 percent excited to see every single band from this year’s Bands to Watch class perform at Ace of Cups on Saturday, Jan. 26. Hope to see you there. –Joel Oliphint

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very year Alive picks five bands we think you should pay attention to, and every year it’s never a struggle to find them. Columbus is flush with options. The tough part is whittling down the choices. The “Bands to Watch” descriptor means that we’re not just jazzed about what these acts have done thus far (though we are); it means we think these groups have even more great stuff looming on the horizon, whether onstage or in the studio or both. In 2019, we’re highlighting Winston Hytwr’s wobbly bedroom-pop birthed at the end of Ohio; the haunting, “dirty snow globe” tracks of trio wyd; the increasingly introspective rhymes of rapper Kashis Keyz; the sad-but-sparkly indie-rock of youthful foursome snarls; and the subtly dissonant, beautifully melodic pop songs of the Bascinets. As we’ve done since 2003, Alive will host a FREE show with performances by all five Bands to Watch inductees; this year’s venue is Ace of Cups, and the don’t-miss show happens on Saturday, Jan. 26 (doors open ace of cups at 7 p.m.). Read 7 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 26 on to learn more 2619 N. High St., Old North about the 2019 aceofcupsbar.com Bands to Watch.

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t the beginning of “Jangle Bee,” from the Bascinets’ 378 Vol. 1 EP, there’s a few seconds of dissonant piano before chiming guitars come in to kick-start the melody. That ghostly piano surfaces again in an instrumental section, keeping the song just slightly off-kilter. Those dissonant tone clusters were partly inspired by singer/guitarist Tristan Huygen’s research project on American modernist composer Charles Ives, whom Huygen studied at Capital University. Ives loved to experiment with dissonance in conjunction with melody, and the same can be said of the Bascinets. “Dissonance and melody, prettiness and ugliness — you smash them together. It’s like a gesture with a limp,” said Huygen, joined by Bascinets bandmates Nick Wellman (vocals/guitar), Nick Shew (bass) and Trevor Joellenbeck (drums) at an Old North bar. “There’s a constant tension, a push and pull, between a nice, wellcrafted song with good melody and form, and then introducing some dissonance or angularity.” “It makes the song feel evil and wrong,” Shew said, though that’s not entirely true. While the Bascinets like to toy with discord, melody and beauty tend to win out on the band’s 2017 debut album, Always Want to Be Your Friend, and a pair of 2018 EPs, 378 Vol. 1 and 378 Vol. 2. In between the album and the EPs, the Bascinets trimmed down from five members to four, opting to leave keyboards out of the equation, at least onstage. “Before, the keys player would have pre-programmed noises that were in the actual recording that we had to queue

up [live],” Wellman said. “There’s no spontaneity to that.” While the Bascinets’ recorded output so far has been tracked primarily at Capital, the band has a new setup in the basement of Huygen’s parents’ house south of Grove City — a quieter, cleaner alternative to the campus-area house Huygen, Wellman and Shew share on

17th Avenue. “It’s like a Bob Dylan Basement Tapes-type place to record,” Huygen said. “It’s been very nice.” “[Huygen’s parents] provided a lot of beer for us,” Wellman said. “His mom was like, ‘What kind of beer do you drink? I’m going to the grocery store,’” Joellenbeck said. “She brought back a case of beer and all these treats.”

“So many Bagel Bites,” Shew said. “And his grandma cooked us this Southern lunch with collard greens,” Joellenbeck said. “I’m from Atlanta originally,” Huygen said. “My Nana, she’s from rural Georgia, so my mom and her are amazing cooks. I come from a line of barbecue restaurant owners. We have a family sauce

and everything. … It’s great, but it’s hard to focus on recording, because half the time you’re just drinking beer and eating barbecue, and then it’s been two hours and it’s like, ‘Oh, we should probably record something.’ … Luckily we have enough gear to get the sound we want. Our stuff isn’t super produced and high fidelity.” “It’s decent-fi,” Wellman said. “Upper-mid fi,” Joellenbeck said. It takes restraint for Huygen, who studied music recording at Capital and last year released a note-for-note cover of the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, to not obsess over every little thing. “I am trying not to slip back into worrying about my tone too much. I’m a little reserved compared to where I used to be,” said Huygen, who used to post YouTube reviews of guitar effects pedals. “I have seen the evils of too much concern over tone. I’ve been on the forums.” Huygen shares some of the Bascinets’ songwriting load with Wellman and brings a power-pop sensibility to the band, while Shew is an acolyte of the Fall and Joellenbeck sticks to Springsteen. But it’s Wellman’s love of Brit-pop and Elliott Smith that tends to most shape the Bascinets. “[Wellman’s] influence on the music is the heart and soul of the band,” Huygen said. “I mean, he sweats songs. They just fall out.” “That’s no joke. I get an email from Dropbox, ‘Nick has altered the Dropbox folder,’ literally twice a day,” Joellenbeck said. The bandmates have about 30 new songs, which they’ve pared down to 22 for forthcoming releases. “Our philosophy has always been to record as much as we can,” Huygen said. “You never know what song people will latch onto.”

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Arts Consortium, which offers group demonstrations on African dance and drumming, among other cultural art forms. In Keyz’s time in front of audiences, he would rap a single song — first Nas’ “I Can,” and later Kanye West’s “Jesus Walks.” Both artists underscore the open-hearted, socially aware, story-based approach Keyz continues to adopt on songs like “Broke Crayons,” from Key of Soul, which includes lines about black men shot and killed by the police and centers around the idea that a difficult or damaged past doesn’t have to define a person’s future. “Broke crayons still color,” he raps on the refrain. At age 11, Keyz finished third in his first talent show, netting $100 for his song about abstaining from sex until marriage,

which he used to purchase a suit that he said still fits. “My mom was so smart, she bought it two sizes too big,” he said, and laughed. “Recently I got it let out, and I can still put it on today. … It’s a constant reminder that I can do this.” A few years later, Keyz, who was born in Columbus and at age 4 moved with his mom to Hartford, Connecticut, following his parents’ divorce, started to experience difficulties at home, at which point his mother sent him back to Columbus to live with his father, who had existed as little more than a stranger for the better part of a decade. Though Keyz now says of the decision, “It saved me,” he was far from open to it at the time. “It was more than bitterness; it was legit hate. I didn’t even

call him my father. To me he was my sperm donor,” Keyz said. “Because he wasn’t there, I never had that whole experience of having a father in the house. My mom was so abundantly present in my life that it was like, ‘What the fuck is a father?’” Though the relationship is better these days, the rapper said he still has difficulty discussing intensely personal issues with his father, because Keyz’s guard remains elevated due to deep-seated abandonment issues. As these feelings soften, however, Keyz has noticed his music steadily becoming more vulnerable, moving from lyrical boasts to deep, personal insights. Most recently, Keyz wrote a handful of songs during an emotional Christmas visit to Hart-

ford — the first time he’d seen his mother and two younger sisters in nearly four years. “I broke down a couple times because of the conversations we were having. Me not being there, I felt like I was supposed to be the father to my younger two sisters because their father wasn’t present, either,” said Keyz, who stayed in his grandmother’s house during the visit, sleeping in his mother’s childhood bedroom — a setting that added to the sentiments surfacing in the introspective tracks he was writing. “But it was needed. … Even in just these last three months I feel like I’ve gone through a transformation.” Now the next time someone asks, “What else you got?” Keyz knows he’ll be ready with an answer.

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ashis Keyz is keenly perceptive of his weaknesses — an awareness he traces to the first time he rapped for someone in the music industry at age 14. “He was like, ‘Show me what you got,’” at which point Keyz, 27, emptied himself of material, rapping all 15 songs he had written. “When I was done, he threw on a beat and was like, ‘OK, now what else you got?’” The answer, which still mortifies Keyz, was nothing. Keyz entered into music foremost as a writer. But over time he’s worked to sharpen his abilities as a freestyler — a skillset that proves handy particularly when he performs more-improvised live sets with his backing band, the Seedz, which will be supporting him during Bands to Watch at Ace of Cups on Saturday, Jan. 26. Growing up, Keyz gravitated toward hip-hop largely due to the influence of his uncle, who worked as a road manager for Snoop Dogg and would regularly turn up for family gatherings toting gifts like CDs filled with unreleased Jay-Z verses, in addition to flaunting his own spoils. “One time he pulled up in this yellow Hummer with a Bud Light wrap around it, like, ‘I’m doing this thing with Bud Light so they gave me the car,’” Keyz said. “They just gave you the car? ‘Yeah, just gave me the car and told me to drive around.’ … At that point, he was my role model because my father wasn’t in my life. I wanted to be like my uncle. And music was the connection.” Starting at age 9, Keyz regularly performed in touring programs run by his grandmother, who owns Connecticutbased Sankofa Kuumba Cultural

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ging makes me nauseous,” said Chlo White, singer/ guitarist in snarls. She’s talking about the song “Twenty,” a standout track on the band’s self-titled 2018 EP. The song begins with palmmuted guitar chords and White’s voice: “I’m not who I thought I was gonna be,” she sings, sounding as if she’s on her back in her bedroom, staring at the ceiling and letting the words float from her mouth like a slow exhale. “‘Twenty’ is about running out of time,” White said. “It’s dying without having done anything. I’m really terrified of not having meaning. That’s why I like to make meaning out of everything, which is kind of unhealthy sometimes.” White is 19, which may help explain her anxiety around the two-decade milestone. But snarls guitarist Mick Martinez is 21, and that same feeling hasn’t dissipated. “I share the same fear that Chlo does,” she said. “I’m just as scared. I can’t talk about it that much because it gives me a panic attack.” Part of what makes “Twenty” so strong, and what makes this indie-rock act a band to keep your eye on, is the way snarls can take something specific and make it feel universal. Grappling with the current version of yourself, and knowing that your younger self envisioned something different — it’s a feeling that can infiltrate the subconscious at any age. “When I was thinking about that song, it wasn’t so much running out of time,” said snarls singer/bassist Riley Hall, who’s also 19. “It’s more reflecting on how much I’ve changed. … It’s about coming to this landmark of 20 and reflecting on who I’ve

become, how my priorities have changed, who I want to be.” The theme of identity runs throughout the band’s debut EP, and it’ll also feature prominently on snarls’ forthcoming full-

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length, Burst, which the foursome is currently finishing with Jon Fintel at Relay Recording (drummer Max Martinez, Mick’s younger brother, rounds out the snarls lineup).

“I have an identity crisis almost every day of my life,” White said. “I especially express that through makeup and wigs. I have a white one, a pink one that fades to blue, then I ordered

a burgundy one… I’ll have nine in a couple weeks. Usually the outfit comes first. Then I’m like, ‘What wig matches this pair of pants? How can I pop off right now?’ I like to get crazy. Yesterday I was crying glitter.” White pauses and laughs, realizing the makeup is an apt metaphor for snarls. “That fits our band really well: crying glitter tears,” she said. The bandmates said Burst is full of sparkles — a creative direction they trace directly to “Twenty,” which best reflects the current version of snarls. “[The EP] was a reflection of us trying to figure out what kind of band we wanted to be,” said Mick, who also plays in 2017 Bands to Watch alum Cherry Chrome. “We don’t play any of those songs except ‘Twenty’ and ‘Emo Track #2’ now. We’re a lot more twinkly and a little more alternative,” White said. “It’s like a melting pot of yummy stuff. Like pho.” Twinkly Vietnamese soup aside, the creative process behind “Twenty” also proved to be a foretaste of how the bandmates would write songs going forward. “‘Twenty’ was the only song we really thought about as a group while we were writing. We worked together and wrote it with purpose,” Mick said. “I think all of the songs on [Burst] reflect that. All these songs were written with intent and passion.” And the band will continue to explore coming-of-age themes in songs that reflect the exodus from the turbulent teenage years to the harsh realities of adult life, and all the attendant identity crises along the way. “The older I get, the more I’m gonna change,” White said. “I can’t do anything about it, so I’m gonna write sad songs about it.”

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and took a job hauling materials at vinyl pressing plant Gotta Groove Records. Hightower worked the 3 p.m. to 1 a.m. shift, and when he got home, he worked on songs for a new record — the follow-up to his 2017 cassette release on Superdreamer Records, Exploration Date, a collection of in-the-red, jangle-pop songs. (Hightower also plays in Columbus hardcore act Minority Threat.) For his Cleveland-born material, Hightower wanted to raise the bar in terms of fidelity and tone. “I was living on the east side of Cleveland. It’s this old jazz area, all rundown. I was listening to a lot of Gil ScottHeron and a lot of Sun Ra, and

I was watching videos of them talking about mixing,” said Hightower, who took the lessons to heart. “I was like, ‘I should make sure this is the most “adult” album I have’ — something I could show someone and not be embarrassed by how poorly mixed it is.” As he recorded late at night, the songs began to reflect his enervated mood and still surroundings. “The songs aren’t rock songs because my partner [was often] sleeping. It’s like 2 in the morning. So I’d have to write really slow songs that were chill. And the amount of energy I had was very low because I’d just worked a 10-hour shift,” he said. When Hightower looked out

the window of his apartment in an old warehouse, all he saw was the darkened water of Lake Erie. “Wow, I’m at the end of Ohio,” he thought. The idea sparked a melody on his guitar, which he runs through a Sea Machine effects pedal that gives his instrument a wobbly, underwater sound. Sometimes Hightower even runs his drums through the pedal. “I’d play [the melody], look at the water and try to think of lyrics and vibe out, and I literally couldn’t. My mind would just be blank any time I started playing it. … It would erase my brain, but in a good way. I was just tranced by it,” said Hightower, who eventually decided to leave the

song lyric-less and let it evoke the glazed-over feeling. Instrumental closing track “The End of Ohio” became the namesake for the new Winston Hytwr album, which is available on Bandcamp and will soon be out on cassette via the Fah-Q Catalog, a tape label Hightower launched while in Cleveland. This year will be the label’s biggest so far, with forthcoming cassettes from the Girl in Times New Viking (Beth Murphy of TNV, naturally), Minority Threat, Twompsax, Bench and a split from Kneeling in Piss (Future Nuns’ Alex Mussawir) and Jigsaw Six (Nick Schuld). By the summer of 2018, Cleveland was wearing down Hightower, especially since he was still tending bar in Columbus on weekends, then driving back north for his weekday warehouse job. “I did that all year,” he said. “It drove me crazy. I almost lost my mind.” Hightower returned home to Columbus and now performs live as Hytwr with bassist Bryant Strayer, guitarist Vince Smigiel and drummer Scott Hagelgans. (Smigiel and Hagelgans also both play in Wharm, which released its self-titled debut on the Catalog in 2017; Hightower said he and Strayer may end up playing in Wharm, too.) Hightower doesn’t regret his time in Cleveland. But he doesn’t miss it, either. “I was like, ‘Easy Street is lame. I wanna go where it’s rough!’ And then I was like, ‘Why would I ever think this? Why did struggling seem like a good idea?’” he said, chuckling at the thought. “I’d rather live in Columbus and have sanity.”

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n the summer of 2017, Winston Hightower was ready for a change. Things in Columbus seemed a little too easy, too static. “I just felt fed up with Columbus, because I felt like there were a lot of life things I did not know or understand. I felt like I didn’t have to work that hard to get anything,” Hightower said recently in an interview Downtown. “I essentially wanted to grow up.” When the person he was seeing moved to Cleveland, it seemed like the right time to mix things up, so Hightower, who was born and raised in Clintonville, decided to go along. Soon he got his forklift license

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rom a distance, wyd tracks tend to be lush and beautiful, layers of gauzy, pulsating keyboards, delicate guitar and minimalist drums creating a haunting musical cocoon for singer Carly Fratianne. Move a bit closer, though, and the barbs in Fratianne’s words can pack a lethal sting. “I think that I have lost the will to live,” she sings ominously on seductive unreleased track “After.” “It’s almost like wrapping a porcupine in a nice, felt box,” Fratianne said of the band’s ability to transform these dark utterances into something beautiful. “Like, ‘Here you go. This will look great on your mantle. Don’t open it.’” Fratianne, who also sings and plays guitar in 2018 Band to Watch Souther, initially formed wyd as a duo alongside multiinstrumentalist and recording engineer Maddy Ciampa in late 2017 (the group now records and performs as a trio with drummer Courtney Hall). Coming into the project, the two had zero expectations. For months, wyd existed less as a fully functioning band than as a friendly bedroom collaboration, the pair constructing debut track “wyd” casually over the course of three or four months. “We didn’t have a plan to make this a band,” Fratianne said. “We were just fixated on this one song. … But then we liked it so much and had such a good working chemistry that we just kept going.” Even now, the studio remains key to wyd’s existence, the bandmates logging countless hours layering their dense tracks with electronic textures, unexpected instrumental flourishes and even found sounds — one unreleased song includes a tornado siren Ciampa and Fratianne recorded in

unison on their cellphones in the midst of a thunderstorm. “We have a lot of tracks on every song — even if it doesn’t sound like it,” Ciampa said.

“Sometimes, if a song needs more high end, or more air to it, which is hard to describe from a producer’s point of view, I’ll add a weird static to it. … It’s not

anything that anyone else would notice is there, but when it’s out, I can tell something is missing.” This intuitive approach mirrors the genesis of the songs,

which often start with something as simple as a loose guitar riff or keyboard line and a vague feeling or conceptual idea the musicians hope to communicate. Starting work on “wya,” for instance, Fratianne described to her bandmates a desire to have the song replicate “a dirty snow globe,” and throughout recording Ciampa envisioned a raging storm, which is mirrored in a guitar riff on the bridge that crackles like heat lightning. “For the first three songs, Carly had these visions. Sometimes she would tell me textures, or visual things like colors,” Ciampa said. “What I think makes a good mixing engineer is when you mix with your eyes closed. And so when I was mixing those first three songs, every time I closed my eyes, I could picture the full scenery of the song.” While wyd generally takes a meticulous approach to recording, the three are also open to the accidental, particularly in the writing process, which can introduce more natural tension into the music. “I never want to create things that sound purely accidental, but I always love the accidental quality of music as an art form,” Fratianne said. “The way I write songs is super-organic and very impulsive, and I want to lean into that.” In concert, however, these more conceptual ideas are set aside, with Hall, who came up drumming in punk bands, helping reshape the songs into leaner, louder versions of the recorded takes. “The studio can feel a little tedious, at times — in a good way, like in a way you can feel your brain muscles growing,” Fratianne said. “But it’s such a great release to then take these tracks and play them loudly for people, and to all together go on that adventure.”

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Joe Camerlengo wants to teach your kids about drugs. And about personal hygiene. And breakfast. And how everyone can be a true artist, regardless of audience size or the level of income generated from the work. “We were raised very poorly to think that you’re not an artist unless you’ve proven it. And I think people think the only way you prove it is by validating yourself with outside approval or by financially ‘making it,’” said Camerlengo in a mid-January interview at an Olde Towne East coffee shop. “For example, if somebody isn’t a writer for a paycheck, they usually don’t call themselves a writer. I think that that’s very sad for everybody. I think it’s why people drop out of music when they get in their mid-20s or mid-30s and then just keep it in their bedrooms, because they feel like, ‘I didn’t make it. This was fun in my 20s, and now guitar is just something I do on the weekends.’” For Camerlengo, music is something he pursues most hours he’s not working as a nurse. He currently plays in five bands, including Van Dale, Mary Lynn, Brat Curse, Blanket Boys and Classical Baby, the latter of which will be performing a release show for its new record, It’s 11:11 & I’ll Always Love You, at Dirty Dungarees on Wednesday, Jan. 30, after which it will be converted to a children’s recording project, which is where those lessons

about hygiene come in. The reasons for the conversion are myriad, including Camerlengo’s interest in expanding beyond the 20- and 30-somethings who currently make up much of his audience. He’s also drawn to the immediacy and wonder with which children relate to music — a quality that tends to dissipate as people age. “There’s just something about how kids absorb music … that’s almost like believing in Santa,” he said. “Once they get to the age where they know what’s cool, and they know what Pitchfork is, and they know what local bands have had reviews and been to South By Southwest … some of that is lost. … I think there’s something really cool about the way that kids hear music and all they know is if it makes them jump.” Camerlengo initially launched Classical Baby as a more immediate, stripped-down outlet for his rawest musical ideas. Like most everything he’s ever done, though, the project gradually increased in scope, with Camerlengo organically adding musicians to help flesh out the sound. (He’ll be supported for this release by singer/multi-instrumentalist Maddy Ciampa, guitarist Carly Fratianne and drummer and fiancée Courtney Hall, who collectively make up 2019 Band to Watch wyd, as well as friend and former roommate Corey Montgomery.) At their core, however, many of the songs remain rooted in this initial concept; album closer “Sweet Irene,” a gorgeous deathbed lullaby, centers on

an emotionally raw vocal take Camerlengo captured on his cell phone. Moving forward, Camerlengo intends to continue recording in Classical Baby alongside Ciampa, Fratianne, Hall and others. According to Camerlengo, the songs will still be “wild as fuck,” even if the future language for describing them might not be. And while the music will be geared toward the younger generation, Camerlengo is certain adults will be able to pull meaning from it, as well. Returning to the idea of artistry and fame, Camerlengo lays out his idea for one song, which will include three musicians who have impacted his life, even at varying levels of celebrity: John Lennon, Daniel Johnston and Columbus’ Mary Lynn. “I’m going to talk about them in the exact same way,” he said. “All Johnston ever wanted was to be a star on MTV. And more or less he’s a laughingstock to people that take music seriously. Even the people that are touched by his music, they’re like, ‘Oh, and by the way, he’s a total freak,’ which is sad. The truth of the matter is he is not the rock star he dreamed of being his whole life. So did Daniel Johnston fail or did he succeed? And it’s this idea that is so heartbreaking, because clearly he’s the fucking best.”

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Kacey Musgraves By Joel oliphint Kacey Musgraves’ 2018 album, Golden Hour, hasn’t sold more copies than the Texas songwriter’s previous records, but it undoubtedly broadened her fan base by exploring new “cosmic country” territory. Indeed, much has been made of Musgrave’s disco turn on “High Horse” and the prominent, auto-tuned vocals on “Oh, What a World” — production flourishes that bear little resemblance to modern-day, mainstream country (or classic country, for that matter). And while those creative choices add interest and mood to Golden Hour, they’re not what make this album so special. That’s all due to Musgrave’s songwriting and her effortlessly strong, sweet-but-never-saccharine voice. On closing track “Rainbow,” a song Mus-

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• Janet, Bobb Hatt at Cafe Bourbon St.

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SATURDAY 26

• Room & Board at Ace of Cups

• The Soft Moon at Ace of Cups

• BANDS TO WATCH at Ace of Cups

• The Lil Smokies, Michigan Rattlers at Woodlands Tavern

• Jesse McCartney, Whitney Woerz at Newport Music Hall

• Mark Lomax “An Afrikan Epic” at Lincoln Theatre

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• The Brooks & the Bluff at the Basement

• Classical Baby release show at Dirty Dungarees

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• John Schwab, Donna Mogavero at Natalie’s Coal-Fired Pizza

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2 • Grassinine at Woodlands Tavern • Tiger Sex, Hot Wet Trash at Spacebar

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For the fourth year, the friends of departed Columbus musician (and former Natalie’s bartender) Brett Helling will gather to celebrate his life and music. This year, local acts Fisted Mister, the Saturday Giant, Kyle Sowash and Birch will perform. The night also marks the official vinyl release for It’s Yours!, the 2006 album from Helling’s band, the Cabdrivers. All proceeds from the album will go to fund research and awareness of Empty Nose Syndrome, a condition that pushed Helling past the brink. (Don’t miss it)

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graves wrote for her grandmother and later performed at her funeral, Musgraves is accompanied only by piano as she paints a colorful reminder that things are rarely as bad as they seem. “It’s hard to breathe when all you know is the struggle of stayin’ above the risin’ water line,” she sings. And yet at some point the rain stops, and all you have to do is open your eyes, let go of your umbrella and take a look around. “There’s always been a rainbow hangin’ over your head,” she sings. As the song wraps up, Musgraves drives the point home once more, delivering one last shoulder squeeze in its simplest, most hopeful form: “It’ll all be all right.” (Don’t miss it)

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tell our story,” Lomax said. “In so doing, I honored them. It came to me, and I accepted the mission impossible.” The Wexner award isn’t the only help Lomax has had in making the impossible possible. But at the project’s heart is Lomax’s dedication to his craft as a musician and composer, and also to the completion of the project. He was still fine-tuning the 400 suite that will be performed this weekend as recently as this past month. (“My family called me Scrooge because I was working through the holiday,” Lomax said.) “This is definitely — I don’t take this lightly — a magnum opus in the sense that I’ll never do this again,” Lomax said. “I see [400] as a nexus. I think I’ve been telling these stories in some way or form all along, and there are a lot of roads that have led to this, but the world hasn’t engaged the work in this way. “So I see this as a sort of circle in the middle of a diagram, with offshoots, some of which came before the circle, and some that will grow out from it.” For example, Lomax is close to finishing, “Uhuru,” a work for symphony orchestra that he described as “an addendum to the 12-album cycle.” Additionally, he discussed in some detail an oratorio he envisions that would delve more deeply into an important piece of the African-American history timeline that he was unable to address in detail in 400: Reconstruction. But Lomax intends (or hopes, anyway) to give himself a break from composing for a while. Of course, in the meantime, there is more playing of 400 music that must be done. As just one example, Lomax and saxophonist Eddie Bayard, who form the Ogun Meji Duo, will perform again at the Lincoln Theatre on Thursday, Jan. 31, playing music from one of the 12 400 albums. “There is so much to do with respect to this story, and lots of fodder for conversations,” Lomax said. “I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

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rummer/composer Mark Lomax will never do this again. “This” refers to composing and recording 12 albums worth of original music for seven different ensembles, all released on the same day, as he recently did with 400: An Afrikan Epic. (The 12-album cycle is available for download at marklomaxii.com as of Jan. 23. A physical release is in the works; most distributors are not set up to release that much music all at once, Lomax said.) The epic tells the story of Africa from pre-colonial and slavery times through the current era of Africans in diaspora. The 12 albums feature Lomax performing in solo, duo, trio and quartet settings, as well as accompanied by an African drum ensemble and string section. There is also one album of music for cello quartet. (Indeed, when I met Lomax at a Short North eatery, he was off to attend a performance of “Four Women” by Columbus cello quartet UCelli. The piece pays tribute to four black women who have championed social justice and equal rights.) “Every album is a chapter in and of itself,” Lomax said. “You can’t always address something in detail when you’re talking about thousands of years of history, so there is a ton of subtext and metaphor throughout.” The entire epic, which clocks in at about eight hours and 40 minutes in length, can’t be performed all at once in a traditional concert setting, so Lomax has taken themes from throughout 400 and reconfigured them so they can all be performed by the Urban Art Ensemble, a chamber group featuring Lomax’s quartet augmented by a string section, and including segments of new music composed that weave the various themes together. This suite will be premiered at the Lincoln Theatre on Saturday, Jan. 26, in a concert sponsored by the Wexner Center for the Arts, which also presented Lomax with an Artist Residency Award that helped him complete the epic. While Lomax, a self-described “bluecollar composer,” will take credit for the work done on 400, he said his inspiration came from a greater source. “I feel like I have accomplished what I believe my ancestors told me to do: to

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‘imageOhiO 19’ By Jim Fischer You want to binge watch episodes of “The Joy of Painting” but you don’t have the time. No worries. Columbus artist Tyler Bohm has overlaid 31 episodes into one file — video and audio from all of them playing simultaneously in one twoand-a-half-minute-long loop. The good news is that watching 31 episodes of Bob Ross at once still results in a mostly recognizable landscape painting. The bad news is that Ross’ soothing, approachable speaking voice becomes a haunting, discomforting melange of sound. Bohm’s “Crash Course” is one of 39 works in ROY G BIV Gallery’s “ImageOHIO 19” exhibition at the Shot Tower Gallery at Fort Hayes Arts and Academic High School. The gallery’s 19th annual exhibition of photo, video, digital and new media work was guest-curated by Jennifer Lange, curator of the Film/Video Studio Program at the Wexner Center for the Arts, and will remain on view through Feb. 22. ROY G BIV Gallery Director Haley Kedziora said the exhibition is typically held off-site; the former Short North gallery awaits the opening of its new digs in Franklinton. She also said this exhibition has remained consistent in intent through the years, while broadening in scope in response to new technology and the fresh and often unexpected ways in

which artists employ it in their making. “There are things that are happening now and pieces being made now that wouldn’t or couldn’t have been 19 years ago,” Kedziora said. One such piece is Bohm’s moving images-meets-sculpture piece, which uses an iPad for presentation. “It starts with an idea, and then I find the technology that enables it,” Bohm said of the inclusion of new media in his work. “When you start seeing what software is capable of and what people are doing with it, you start to think maybe certain things are feasible.” Bohm created a Plexiglas sculpture that frames the iPad screen, adding what he called “emoji-like buttons” that even further simplify the video content. But, in the end, it’s the video that captivates. “Visually, I didn’t try to line [the episodes] up because I think the whole point of it was to see what kind of composition you can get from small variations,” Bohm said. “I’ve done a series of these around the vague idea of condensing a lot of information down into a simplistic form. It’s not so much about Bob Ross, but more about the way people consume information these days, because there’s so much of it. “But I love Bob Ross, too, so it’s not just a purely random subject.”

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“Risen” by Clunie Damus.

Sunday | January 27

‘a time Such aS thiS’ By Jim FiScher

Leave it to the members of Creative Women of Color to be thoughtful and encouraging in making art that addresses profound issues in our culture. As in the Biblical story of Esther, who, with some help, recognizes that she found herself in a unique position to effect cultural change, the artists of CWOC see themselves in a place from which they have something to offer us. “‘A Time Such As This’ speaks to the need for connections,” Curator Barbara Clark said. “What is needed for the people in ‘A Time Such As This’ to be strong, healthy and vibrant? One answer is to reach back to where we came from: Reconnect, honor and heal past

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broken relationships of those whose shoulders we are standing on, [and] be our best selves in the present moment so that we can reach forward to help build positive futures for those who come behind us.” Sixteen artists are represented in this exhibition, which also features a collaborative piece by Rise Sister Rise Black Girl Think Tank. “A Time Such as This” opens this weekend at the Martin de Porres Center, where it continues through March 14.

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United Methodist Church

• The Orlando Consort at

Grandview Theater and Drafthouse

“the Journey” at LincoLn theatre

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Thursday-Saturday, Jan. 24-26 50 W. Town St., Downtown uas.osu.edu

28 • The Poetry Forum at

Bossy Grrls

• Hot Dog! a Comedy Show

at Mikey’s Late Night Slice

From Katherine G. Moore’s “Shale Forming”

29 • Magic Battle: Erik Tait vs. Michael Kent at Up Front at

Shadowbox Live

• Cody Ko & Noel Miller at

the Athenaeum Theatre

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FRIDAY 25

SATURDAY 26

• On Camera: a Live Comedy Recording at Up Front at

• “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)” at Columbus

• “Torn Tears: New Work by A. Clager” at Gold Medal Co.

Shadowbox Live

• CATCO “Every Brilliant Thing” at Riffe Center Studio

Two Theatre

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• The Quiz Box at Up Front at

Shadowbox Live

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FEB. 1

• “Hamilton” at the Ohio

• Affirmative Distraction at the

• “Homegrown” exhibition reception at 934 Gallery

• Writers’ Block Poetry Night at Kafe Kerouac

• CATCO “Every Brilliant Thing” at Riffe Center Studio

• Richard Perez at CCAD

Theatre

Pelican Room

Two Theatre

Canzani Center Screening Room

• Red Herring Productions “Discord” at Franklinton

Playhouse

2 • “John Waters: Indecent Exposure” opens at

Wexner Center for the Arts

• Danielle Julian Norton artist talk at Angela

Meleca Gallery

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Ohio State University Department of Dance Master of Fine Arts candidates Bita Bell, Claire Melbourne and Katherine G. Moore have created original dance pieces to be performed in the gallery spaces at Urban Arts Space. Dancers, artists, musicians and other collaborators will present

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ARTS // movie Review photo courteSy Magnolia pictureS

‘ShoplifterS’ (and an oScar rant)

By Brad Keefe

ColumbusAlive.com | Thursday, January 24, 2019

So let’s begin this week’s review with the requisite reaction to the Oscar nominations, shall we? Here’s how I feel about the Oscars, basically every year. Of the eight Best Picture nominees, I had exactly two in my Top 10 (“Roma” and “The Favourite,” at #2 and #3 respectively). I only had one more in my honorable mentions (“BlacKkKlansman”). So those films are what I’ll be rooting for that night. My top movie of the past year (“Eighth Grade”) was nominated for … nothing. My picks for Best Actor (Ethan Hawke in “First Reformed”) and Best Documentary (“Won’t You Be My Neighbor?”) were not even nominated. Hell, my favorite crowd-pleaser in a year when the Academy briefly considered a Best Popular Film category was also shut out (“Crazy Rich Asians”).

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Here’s where I will remind you of something I promise I never lose sight of as a film critic: Tastes are subjective. I only get so curmudgeonly over the Oscar nominations because they often give a boost to underseen movies, and I usually have a lengthy list of movies that could use more of a boost than me screaming blindly into the pages of Alive. This brings me to one really, really deserving movie that is worth the boost. Writer-director Hirokazu Kore-eda’s “Shoplifters” is the Japanese nominee in the Best Foreign Language category, and it’s so goddamn good that I actually consider that category stronger than Best Picture, as it joins Alfonso Cuaron’s “Roma” and Pawel Pawlikowski’s “Cold War.” In some ways, “Shoplifters” is a fine paring with “Roma,” a tale of the everyday lives of working-class people getting by amid ups and downs. It’s a deeply human tale, with humor and pathos and twists.

And it’s one of the best movies of the past year, so, y’know, you should probably see it so people make more movies like this instead of “Bird Box” or whatever. It’s the story of an unlikely family that we first meet as patriarch Osamu Shibata (Lily Franky) is, well, shoplifting with his young son, Shota (Jyo Kairi). The setup suggests a family of criminals and grifters, but low-level theft is only one aspect of the otherwise legitimate grind the multigenerational unit living in a tiny apartment goes through to get by. “Shoplifters” is complex, funny, joy-

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ful, sad and enthralling. Like “Roma,” it feels like a slice of life that’s both deeply ingrained in a certain culture and also somehow universal. And after an initial run at the Wexner Center, it’s opening at the Gateway Film Center … in a week. If you want to see a movie that helps explain why I love movies, please don’t forget about “Shoplifters.” Even if it’s only to complete your Oscar ballot.

“ShoplifterS”

Opens Feb. 1 at the Gateway Film Center

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restaurant tethers its name to an intentionally misspelled word as an understandable grab for attention in a competitive business. I’d wager that the creative, delicious and prettily plated dishes cooked in Comune would quickly attract attention to the impressive place if its name were only a prosaic self-description like “New Vegetarian Restaurant.” Comune, a sophisticated-yet-casual, primarily vegan South Side standout that’s been booked solid lately, is easy on the eyes and interesting on the ears. Its tastefully spare space features stark white walls, off-white tables with black matte cutlery and black napkins, plenty of plants and windows, date-night-worthy low lighting and a lively modern soundtrack playing at a conversationfriendly volume. Inside the impeccably tidy bathrooms — one is largely decorated in white, the other in black — the recorded voice of author/provocateur Henry Miller expounds on topics such as “theoretical pleasure.” No, this isn’t your typical Birkenstocks-and-yoga-pants-variety health-food restaurant. The small, appealing wine list communicates that with refreshingly uncommon, generally dry selections. The house cocktails ($12) might sound exotic, but they’re based on familiar flavors. For example, the “I Have the Pawa,” with frozen avocado pits serving as ice cubes and “avocado fat-washed” tequila, is like the best paloma around; the deceptively potent “Matcha, Matcha” is essentially a lemony martini with a green-tea finish. Comune’s often-Asian-accented cuisine adheres to a similar aesthetic. Here, Stir-Fried Spaghetti Squash ($12) is actually low-carb vegan pad Thai — a modest-sized but bright and vibrant homerun. The Bread + Spread ($13) is a signature appetizer of house-made, enormous, puffy, koji-spiked and grill-marked

Crispy Fried Rice with kimchi and egg

Dan Dan Noodle Bowl

Fresh Semolina Pappardelle

Left, The Bread + Spread Below, We’ve Got the Beet cocktail

vented it with cruciferous vegetables — and pickled jalapenos — in the Tempura Cauliflower ($10). This creation and the unexpectedly sweet Togarashi Fries ($10) are both good and were popular at my table, but I wouldn’t place either on my list of Comune favorites. That list would be topped by the Fresh Semolina Pappardelle ($22): handmade, silky, wide pasta noodles with a tangy, earthy and dynamic “maitake-walnut Bolognese” sauce. I like the veggie-heavy Dan Dan Noodle Bowl ($13) practically as much. Note: That spicy, wonderful and eye-catching entree is served only at lunch. Sure, the friendly and personable service could be more consistent and informative. But while digging into a refined vegan brownie with light-and-fluffy whipped coconut cream and bittersweet candied citrus (Chocolate Avocado Cake, $7) after waiting a little too long for it, I consoled myself with this thought: Perhaps “Comune” is spelled like it is because this terrific eatery knows that its diners will audibly supply extra “mmm”s.

Comune RestauRant

677 Parsons Ave., South Side 614-947-1012 comune-restaurant.com

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pita served with appealing riffs on classic dips such as a recent kimchi-hummus. I’ll admit that reading “CoconutSquash Soup” ($6) didn’t sound like something I’d find especially compelling. The soup’s depth of flavor, soothing texture and intriguing nuances — from nigella seeds, vindaloo curry seasonings and pureed kabocha — proved me very wrong. The best part of the Roasted Acorn Squash ($17) is the lentil dal scented with ras el hanout. But other components — such as sprouted seeds and a stunningly verdant herb jus — lend distinction, too. Only one item on the eminently manageable menu is identified as a “salad,” but it’s a doozy. Squash cubes, romanesco broccoli, pristine greens, sweet nut brittle, blobs of ricotta and more make the shareable Autumn Salad ($14) a memorable ensemble. Do you like pickles and fermented assorted veggies? The Pantry Love will afford you a bold and colorful fix for just $6. Probiotic pickled cabbage arrives in a thick ribbon of house kimchi atop Comune’s excellent Crispy Fried Rice ($14) cake. The inspired dish is an elegant take on kimchi fried rice with dolsot bibimbaplike textures and a delicately fried egg. Is sweet-and-sour pork an old favorite of yours? Comune has virtually rein-

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EAT // PArTy PlAnnEr

friTz ThE niTE owl

ColumbusAlive.com | Thursday, January 24, 2019

By Erica Thompson

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When Fritz the Nite Owl hosted movies seven nights a week on WBNS-10TV, it was as if he were having conversations in multiple living rooms across the city. Whether it was a mother waking up for a 2 a.m. infant feeding, or a couple on date night, Fritz shared an intimate connection with people through his commentary between scene breaks, bolstered by special effects. The Emmy-award-winning show ran for 17 years, ending in 1991. When he brought it back to movie theaters in 2010, Fritz was unsure if it would translate without the intimacy. “I’m just astounded,” Fritz said of the response to “Nite Owl Theatre,” which runs monthly at Grandview Theatre and Drafthouse, the State Theatre in London, Ohio, and Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse. The next event, a showing of “Back to the Future,” takes place Saturday, Jan. 26, at the latter venue. “It really is terrific that a lot of the old viewers are now bringing their kids,” Fritz said. “And then there are younger people who come with no idea what a movie host did in the days before cable.” Now 84 years old, Fritz works with director/producer Mike McGraner to record segments scripted by a team of writers. But he’ll throw in his own ad-libs from time to time. He’ll also appear at the showings to sign autographs and talk to the crowd. “I never thought I’d even meet him [let alone] be in charge of the show,” said McGraner, who grew up watching Fritz’s “Friday Night Chiller.” “It’s a lot of pressure.” It’s also a lot of fun for McGraner, who is able to give Fritz tips for relating to a younger audience. He fondly recalls shooting a segment for “Robocop.” “I said, ‘Ask the audience if they’re down with OCP,’” McGraner

Fritz the Nite Owl with Mike McGraner said, referencing a play on the Omni Consumer Products corporation in the movie, and the Naughty by Nature song “O.P.P.” “It got such a laugh.” “Another time was when we were doing ‘Teenagers from Outer Space,’ and in that movie there were no teenagers,” Fritz said. He’s updated his joke about expecting to see Frankie and Annette (from 1963’s “Beach Party”) to include Hanson and Justin Bieber. Though Fritz has never broken out of regional stardom, he does draw people from as far as Michigan and Atlanta to his Ohio shows. He’s also been able to meet celebrities from Nancy Wilson to Gregory Peck. And for the past two years, he’s hosted

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“Nite Owl Theatre” at the Ohio Theatre, which still gives him a thrill. “To walk out on that stage and have that light hit you and all of a sudden you hear this applause,” he said. “It’s almost like a wave that comes down and washes over you.” Visit columbusalive.com for more from our interview with Fritz the Nite Owl.

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11:30 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 25 3055 Indianola Ave., Clintonville facebook.com/niteowltheatre

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EAT // roundup Condado Tacos

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Portia’s DiNer comiNg to cliNtoNville; oats & Barley market to close By eriN eDwarDs

restauraNts offeriNg Deals to furlougheD goverNmeNt workers

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its Parsons location to furloughed government workers. Alcohol isn’t included; employees must show their work ID.

While the federal government continues to be shut down, a variety of local businesses are stepping up to help care for furloughed employees. This includes everything from museums offering free admissions to salons giving free haircuts. Here’s a collection of Columbus restaurants offering meal deals to the federal workforce.

Dough Mama Cafe & Bakery Dough Mama is offering a free breakfast or lunch dish to furloughed federal employees with ID. If they’d rather not have the entree, they’re welcome to a free baked good or piece of pie.

Condado Tacos All locations of Condado are offering a free taco to federal employees (with ID) through Jan. 30. No other purchase is necessary.

Habaneros Fresh Mexican Grill This Hilliard Mexican outpost is giving out free meals to federal employees with government ID.

The Crest The Crest announced it would offer free lunch at its Clintonville location and free dinner at

The Market Italian Village Like its companion restaurant, The Crest, The Market Italian Village is

offering a free dinner to furloughed federal employees until the government reopens. The Peanut Shoppe Columbus Marked by its classic neon sign, the Peanut Shoppe Downtown is giving federal employees a free quarter pound of nuts, in the shell or out, every day the shutdown lasts. Ray Ray’s Hog Pit Ray Ray’s is offering federal employees a free sandwich, plus a side, all weekend long at all its locations. Stauf’s Coffee Roasters Stauf’s is offering a free cup of coffee to federal employees at all locations. If you bring your kids along, they’ll get a free hot chocolate.

A rumored addition to the plant-based dining scene is coming to fruition. Portia’s Cafe owner Portia Yiamouyiannis plans to open Portia’s Diner in the former Whole World Natural Restaurant & Bakery space in Clintonville. Whole World, a vegetarian restaurant serving Columbus for nearly 40 years, closed at 3269 N. High St. in April 2017. According to ThisWeek Community News, the new vegan spot will serve traditional diner fare — pancakes, hamburgers, desserts — with Yiamouyiannis’ spin on it. Look for it to open by the end of the year.

Hot Mikey’s Takeover

a 100,000-square-foot former Kohl’s store at 2750 S. Hamilton Rd., is expected to open by the end of the year. The original Saraga location at 1265 Morse Rd. opened in 2013. Paco’s Ricas Botanas, featuring a variety of Latin American snacks, is now open inside Sunrise International Market at 4030 W. Broad St. on the West Side.

Hot Mikey’s Takeover returns for the fourth year Feb. 11-17. For the uninitiated, the annual collaboration showcases a limited-timeonly hot chicken pizza from Mikey’s Late Night Slice and Hot Chicken Takeover. A ticketed launch party will take place Saturday, Feb. 9, at Mikey’s newest pizza shop, 457 N. High St. The event benefits the Columbus Diaper Bank, co-founded by Mikey’s owner Mikey Sorboro. Find tickets at facebook. com/latenightslice.

A new pop-up, Charmy’s Persian Taste, launched this week inside the Hills Market Downtown at 95 N. Grant Ave. You can check out Charmy’s from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on Tuesdays at the market. The menu includes pita sandwiches, rice bowls, lamb meatballs and more.

A second Saraga International Grocery is in the works, according to ThisWeek Community News. The new location of the ethnic foods market,

Those looking to impress their Valentine can now snag reservations on Open Table for White Castle’s annual Valentine’s Day dinner —

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complete with tableside service and festive decorations — on Thursday, Feb. 14, at most White Castle locations. For something a bit fancier, Veritas is celebrating Valentine’s Feb. 12-16 with a special 6-course tasting menu. Diners can choose between a chef’s tasting menu or vegetarian tasting menu. The restaurant is located Downtown at 11 W. Gay St.; book reservations at veritasrestaurant.com. The Short North’s Oats & Barley Market announced on Tuesday that it will close its doors in the near future. A closing date was not announced. Simply Rolled Ice Cream, the Thai rolled ice cream spot located inside the market, will remain open at 970 N. High St. Do you have Eat & Drink news? Send tips to info@columbusalivemail. com.

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JP’s BBQ Bolton Field JP’s Restaurant and Catering Venue 50 years serving Central Ohio Experience a unique location with an outside feel inside the city that provides appetizing memories. Dine In - Patio - Carry Out Catering on & off site 2000 Norton Rd 614-878-7422 Find us on Facebook:

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EVENTS CALENDAR THURSDAY

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“Battling Butler,” A joint endeavor between the Cohen Film Collection and the Cineteca di Bologna, The Keaton Project aims to restore the films the great screen comedian Buster Keaton made between 1920 and 1928. We’re excited to share one of the fruits of that labor, “Battling Butler,” in which Keaton plays a rich dandy who must pretend to be a fearsome boxer in order to win the love of a country girl. Keaton’s favorite of all his films. $8. 1:30 p.m. Wexner Center for the Arts, 1871 N. High St., Campus.

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Can Release and Brewery Open House at Endeavor, It’s only fitting that we’ve decided to have the event on National Beer Can Appreciation Day in remembrance of the monumental day beer was first sold in cans. Starting around 6 p.m. we’ll be hosting a brewery open house with all our friends and we hope you’ll join us. It’s going to be an epic evening so mark your calendars and come be one of the first to drink from the new cans before they’re released in market. Free. 6-10 p.m. Endeavor Brewing Company, 909 W. 5th Ave., Grandview. Zero Proof Seedlip Cocktail Dinner, Calling all teetotalers, abstainers, non-drinkers, Dry Januaryers, and the sober curious! No matter your reason for not drinking, this pairing dinner is our gift to you. Giving up drinking alcohol doesn’t have to mean giving up fun drinks. We asked Columbus bartender

Chris Spinato of Sidebar to craft five cocktails using Seedlip Spirits, a distilled non-alcoholic spirit made from herbs and botanicals. We’ll pair them with five food courses for a nonalcoholic pairing dinner you won’t want to miss! Chris has been sober since 2016 and is excited to be at this dinner to share his story and his cocktail skills with you by presenting five truly unique and surprising non-alcoholic cocktails! $60. 6-8 p.m. The Hills Market Downtown, 95 N. Grant Ave., Downtown. New Year New 1girl Gala, It is a very exciting time at 1girl, where we are empowering more girls than ever to be more comfortable with who they are today and confident in who they will become tomorrow. From our very first program at the Clintonville-Beechwold Community Resource Center Summer Camp one ambitious summer in 2013 to our equally determined alliance of chapters that have reached both coasts, 1girl has been mentoring and facilitating a dynamic and culturallyconscious curriculum of critical thinking, creative problem solving, public speaking, goal setting, and conflict resolution – 1 girl at a time. The New Year New 1girl Gala promises to be an exciting evening celebrating the power and potential of girls, thanks to our generous supporters who have embraced this mission with us as we enthusiastically launch into our next era as an organization to equip young women and girls to become the leaders they dare to be. $80-$100. 6-8

p.m. The Ivory Room, 2 Miranova Pl., Downtown. 4th Floor Live: Blastozoa, Blastozoa is a new contemporary trio, putting a different take on old soul, funk, R&B, and rock tunes. Everything from Al Green, Jeff Beck, D’Angelo and many others, this group will be discussing how to create an accessible and fun atmosphere for an audience, while staying true to the music. Join us for live music and in depth discussion at the Jazz Academy. About the Series: 4th Floor Live provides artists with a platform for creativity while providing curious listeners the intimate experience they want. Free. 7-10 p.m. Lincoln Theatre 4th Floor, 769 E. Long St., KingLincoln. Gregory Alan Isakov with Danny Black (From Good Old War), $1 from each ticket sold for this show will support the Southern Africa Education Fund (SAEF). SAEF helps children in the remote village of Aussenkehr, Namibia receive the education necessary to lift themselves and their families out of poverty by building classrooms and playgrounds to uplift educational standards. $32. 7 p.m. Newport Music Hall, 17222 N. High St., Campus. R&B Thursdays at Julep, Music by DJ Chayse. Food and drink specials. Free. 7 p.m. Julep, 1014 N. High St., Short North. The Lil Smokies w/the Michigan Rattlers and Maria Carrelli, $15. 7 p.m. Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview.

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Excesss Trivia, Join the Quiz Whiz Father every Thursday for four rounds of fast-paced, multimedia, buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Elevator Brewing 13th Floor Taproom, 165 N. 4th St., Downtown. Excesss Trivia, Join Chloe Cat every Thursday for four rounds of fast-paced, multimedia, buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. Flavor 91 Gourmet Burger Bistro, 5186 E. Main St., Whitehall. CATCO presents “Every Brilliant Thing,” $30. 7:30 p.m. Studio Two Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. Josh Turner, Tickets start at $36. 7:30 p.m. McCoy Center, 100 W. DublinGranville Rd., New Albany. Cirque du Soleil Crystal, Cirque on ice. Tickets start at $45. 7:30 p.m. Nationwide Arena, 200 W. Nationwide Blvd., Arena District. CAPA and Opera Columbus present The Journey, $26.50. 7:30 p.m. Lincoln Theatre, 769 E. Long St., King-Lincoln. Trading Faces, A face shopping event. Forget everything you’ve known about your favorite Columbus drag entertainers. Forget labels. It’s time to shop. $5-$25. 8 p.m.-1 a.m. Awol Bar, 49 Parsons Ave., Olde Towne East.

Parsonsfield, $10. 8 p.m. Rumba Café, 2507 Summit St., North Campus.

Banquet & Conference Center, 10561 Sawmill Pkwy., Powell.

Maryland Terrapins Women’s Basketball at Ohio State Buckeyes Women’s Basketball, Tickets start at $6. Schottenstein Center, 555 Borror Dr., Campus.

Log & Timber Home Show, Have questions? Ask the industry experts in person. Tackling floor plans? See examples of what your dream home could look like! All this and more can be found at The Log Home & Timber Frame Show in Columbus. Meet with builders, and log and timber home companies face to face to ask questions. Attend a Log and Timber Home University. Attend workshops presented by experts. $10/$12. 1-4 p.m. Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side.

Excesss Trivia, Join the Mad Mentalist every Thursday for four rounds of fast-paced buzzer trivia! It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 8-10 p.m. Hounddog’s Pizza, 2657 N. High St., Old North. Excesss Karaoke, Join Moss Rabbit every Thursday for the best karaoke party around! With stellar sound and huge, regularly-updated songbooks, Excesss Karaoke is where to let loose with song and dance. Free. 9 p.m. Park Street Cantina, 491 Park St., Arena District.

FRIDAY Career Fair, Join us for our 2019 Career Fair, presented by The Ohio CPA Foundation, to connect students and those with 0-10 years of job experience with an array of firms and businesses across Ohio looking to attract new talent within the field. The Career Fair will offer ample networking booths, educational sessions, resume advice, professional headshots and lunch. Free. 9:30 a.m.-noon. Bridgewater

rebel-Rousing: Poker Night, Let loose with a little no-stakes poker! Show off your knowledge and talents for this week’s activity. We’ll have snacks and drinks. Free. 4-6 p.m. rebel Financial, 540 Officenter Pl., #286, Gahanna. Whiskey on High, Soul at The Joseph invites you to join us for Whiskey on High as we tour some of the world’s most unique “browns.” Participant cost is $25 prior to arrival and includes a flight of four, 1 oz. pours. 6-10 p.m. Soul at the Joseph, 620 N. High St., Short North. Jesse McCartney - The Resolution Tour, With Whitney Woerz. $28/$30. 6:30 p.m. Newport Music Hall, 1722 N. High St., Campus. Ohio State Buckeyes Wrestling vs. University of Michigan Wrestling, Tickets start at $10. 7 p.m. Schottenstein Center, 555 Borror Dr., Campus.

The Third Annual Conservative Theatre Festival, This year’s line-up of plays includes • The Burglar Beater by Jim Moore (KS): The debate over gun control is staged as a family is torn from within on the issue. • Doughnut Shop Dates by Jeffrey Strausser (TX): Would you cheat on

your spouse if you knew with absolute certainty you could get away with it? Is there a moral standard that transcends the physical world? • A Piece of Paper by Jason Ford (MD): Is marriage simply a “piece of paper”? Do we follow the ways of our ancestors or try to reinvent traditions? • Water and Salt by Gary Wadley (KY): a man is confronted by the return of his long-lost daughter who miraculously returns to visit him. • We Will Steal History and… by Mic O’Halloran (OH): Women in battle during the Civil War? Reenactors grapple with contemporary political correctness—or is it simply historical fact? • A Writer’s Satire by Mark Sasse (NY): A writer’s conflict with a government office shows how government overreach—under the guise of tolerance-shreds the ideals of the pursuit of happiness. 7:30 p.m. Shedd Theater, 549 Franklin Ave., Downtown. Jazz at the MAC: Tony Hagood presents The Music of Horace Silver, Horace Silver got his break when he was recruited to play with Stan Getz in 1950. In addition to his short time with Getz, Silver also worked as a side man with Miles Davis, Lester Young, Coleman Hawkins, Milt Jackson, and many others. He moved to New York city where his reputation continued to spread as a great composer and for his bluesy inventive playing. Silver transitioned from playing bebop to hard bop which emphasized melody rather than complex harmony. Many of his compositions contain very catchy, memorable melodies that connect well with audiences.

Silver and Art Blakey co-founded the Jazz Messengers which was the start of Horace Silver’s influence of the art form. His first big hit “The Preacher” was released on their Horace Silver and the Jazz Messengers album. Although Silver wasn’t with the group long, the Messengers became a group that was a marker of talent and a proving ground for young musicians and went on to include such huge names as Wayne Shorter, Freddie Hubbard, Keith Jarrett, Chuck Mangione, Wynton Marsalis etc. Many of Silver’s compositions have become jazz standards and are still played and recorded today some 63 years later. Joining Tony Hagood for this concert are: Anthony Stanco – Trumpet (2 time Grammy nominee, OSU instructor) Michael Cox – Tenor Saxophone (Columbus Jazz Orchestra, Capital University instructor) Reggie Jackson – Drums (Harmony Project, Diane Schuur) Bradley Mellen – Bass (Clave Sonic, Chakra, composer/arranger). $20/$25. McConnell Arts Center, 777 Evening St., Worthington. Manila Luzon Hosts RPDR All Stars 4 Viewing Party, Join Monique Heart, Monet X Change and Nina & Virginia West for a hosted viewing party of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 4 at Axis Nightclub. Two ticket types are available: only the viewing party and a combination ticket that includes the viewing party and entry to Axis after the viewing party for Manila’s performance. . All sales are final. 18+. $5-$15. 7:30 p.m. Axis Nightclub, 775 N. High St., Short North. Cirque du Soleil Crystal, Cirque on ice. Tickets

start at $45. 7:30 p.m. Nationwide Arena, 200 W. Nationwide Blvd., Arena District. Ryan Smith, Ryan Smith is a singer/acoustic guitarist who performs a wide mix of covers and originals spanning the past six decades, all filtered through his interesting take on Americana. 8-11 p.m. Luigi’s City Pizza Columbus, 1069 Polaris Pkwy., Polaris. All-Ages Micro Wrestling, The Micro Wrestling Federation is a full-scale, WWE type event supported by an entire cast under five feet tall. It’s going to be pandemonium as the Micro Wrestlers body slam, bear hug, and headlock throughout an evening of nonstop action. Here is what you can expect: Two Single Matches: Who are the toughest Micro Wrestlers? Come find out! Micro Brawl: Body slams, suplexes, and punches to the face can take place anywhere in the venue! Tickets start at $15. 8 p.m. Ohio Expo Center & State Fair, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. CATCO presents “Every Brilliant Thing,” $30. 8 p.m. Studio Two Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. “Appropriate” Presented By Available Light Theatre, $22.75. 8 p.m. Studio One Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. The Soft Moon, $27. 8 p.m. Ace of Cups, 2619 N. High St., Old North. Columbus Symphony Beethoven Marathon: Joanna Plays Beethoven, Tickets start at $10. 8 p.m. Ohio Theatre, 39 E. State St., Downtown.

Excesss Karaoke, Join Dirk Dursty every Friday for the best karaoke party around! With stellar sound, massive songbooks, and new songs regularly added, this is where to let your inner star shine. Free. 9 p.m. Ledo’s Tavern, 2608 N. High St., Old North. Salsa Fever Fridays, Columbus’ most loved weekly Friday salsa dancing event is back! Join us at its new home in Grandview at Bar145. The night begins with a salsa dancing lesson, teaching basic-intermediate salsa, merengue and bachata steps and routines to dancers of all skill levels. No dance shoes are required, though if you do have them, they’ll certainly be put to good use. Open dancing follows the dance lesson and infuses Bar 145 with sultry Latin flavor. 9-11:45 p.m. Bar 145, 955 W. Fifth Ave.

SATURDAY 2019 Women’s Wealth and Wellness Expo, Join us for a day of inspiration, education and fun. Motivation, inspiration, and knowledge on how to live your best life. Enjoy roundtable sessions on business, finance and wellness Enjoy live fitness sessions and classes Vendor marketplace with top local and national companies Meet likeminded women, inspiring speakers, vendors, and take valuable workshops that will take you to the next level. $12-$30. 11 a.m.-5 p.m. The Ohio Deaf Alumni Association Center, 1055 Colony Dr., Westerville. He Restores My Soul, Did 2018 leave you feeling challenged, depleted,

and struggling with times of hopelessness? Did you often feel you were on the verge of a breakthrough but nothing happened? god has decreed that 2019 will be a year of abundance, overflow, and harvest! We invite you to join us for a time of prophetic worship, intercession, and a dynamic word from the lord. Join along with women from all over the city as we gather under an open heaven to receive activation, impartation and prepare our hearts to move forward in all that God is calling us to in 2019. Hear the prophetic word of the Lord that will bring clarity, focus, and IGNITE your hearts. Also make plans to join us for a reception, and fellowship immediately following the service. $10. 1-5 p.m. Pottershouse Church of God, 3220 Lowell Dr. West Side. New Year New Me Vision Board Event, What are your goals for 2019?! Free. 1:30-4:30 p.m. Columbus Metropolitan Library, 96 S. Grant Ave., Downtown. Cirque du Soleil Crystal, Cirque on ice. Tickets start at $45. 4 and 7:30 p.m. Nationwide Arena, 200 W. Nationwide Blvd., Arena District. Speed Dating | Singles Event Night | Presented by Speed Columbus Dating, Gone are the name-tags, shouting and over-the-top party trimmings. Meeting your special someone shouldn’t be anything but a comfortable and relaxed experience. Creating a private club atmosphere while recognizing our clients are also our product we reward lovely daters with discounts and complimentary events

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Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco, Billboard opined last month comedian, actor and bestselling author Sebastian Maniscalco “is starting the new year at the top of the comedy game.” On the heels of a multi-show sell out at Madison Square Garden comes news that his wildly successful Stay Hungry Tour will continue through May 18, 2019 with over 30 stops across the U.S. Distinguished by the New York Times as having his “own kind of panache,” Maniscalco’s live performances have become criticallyacclaimed events “embraced with thundering applause and tear-inducing laughter,” according to a recent Billboard review which described his Sept. 8, sold-out Greek Theatre performance as “devastatingly full-force comedy.” With a string of record-breaking sold-out comedy appearances, a best-selling memoir Stay Hungry five sold-out shows at Radio City Music Hall earlier this year, 2018 has been a milestone year, culminating in Maniscalco receiving Billboard’s inaugural Comedian of the Year award this November. And 2019 is already shaping up to be another banner year for one of Forbes’ Highest Paid Comedians. Tickets start at $43. 7 and 9:30 p.m. Palace Theatre, 34 W. Broad St., Downtown.

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and refuse service to anyone we don’t think you’ll fancy meeting. Ages 34-26. $29. 7-9 p.m. Trillium Kitchen and Patio, 2333 N High St, Clintonville.

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Zachariah’s Red Eye Reunion featuring McGuffey Lane & Friends, McGuffey Lane is a country rock band from central Ohio. In 1977, the band started playing at Zachariah’s Red Eye Saloon and soon became the house band. McGuffey Lane played at Zachariah’s through 1980. In August of 1980 they released their first self-titled album on Paradise Island Records selling 40,000 in the first three months. The album reached #1 in Columbus during the fall of 1980 which gained the attention of Atlantic Records. Atlantic released the album nationally on its Atco Label with sales of 175,000. During the early 1980’s McGuffey Lane was a national act touring with Charlie Daniels, the Allman Brothers, The Judds and Marshall Tucker Band. In 1981 they released their second album Aqua Dreams followed by their third album Let the Hard Times Roll released in 1982. They released their fourth and final album for Atlantic Day by Day. In 2001 McGuffey Lane organized the First Annual Zachariah’s Red Eye Saloon Reunion featuring themselves and other acts that performed during the Zach’s days. $19. 7 p.m. Express Live, 405 Neil Ave., Arena District. Summer Camp On the Road 2019, $8. 7 p.m. Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview. Latin Jazz Players, LJP (Latin Jazz Players) is from Lorain, OH, the band started back in 2009 playing smooth Latin jazz

music from musicians like Peter White, Marc Antoine, Jeff Lorber, Carlos Santana and many others. LJP got together at church and played together for many years. Now LJP is performing in many festivals around the area and now have their own CD available. $10-$15. 8 p.m.-midnight. Copious, 520 S. High St., Brewery District. Mark Lomax II 400: An Afrikan Epic, Columbusbased composer, recording artist, and drummer Mark Lomax II and his musical compatriots perform selections from his 12-album cycle 400: An Afrikan Epic. Supported by a Wexner Center Artist Residency Award, this ambitious project tells the story of black America stretching from precolonial Afrika, through the 400 years after the start of the Transatlantic slave trade in 1619, and into the Afrofuture while celebrating the creativity of a people who continue to endure. $25.50. 8 p.m. Wexner Center for the Arts, 1871 N. High St., Campus. CATCO presents “Every Brilliant Thing,” $30. 8 p.m. Studio Two Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. Ohio Winterfest featuring Juice WRLD and Kevin Gates, Tickets start at $65. 8 p.m. Celeste Center, Ohio Expo Center, 717 E. 17th Ave., North Side. “Appropriate” Presented By Available Light Theatre, $22.75. 8 p.m. Studio One Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. Columbus Symphony Beethoven Marathon: Joanna Plays Beethoven,

Tickets start at $10. 8 p.m. Ohio Theatre, 39 E. State St., Downtown. The Everlasting Happiness/Happy Chichester/Neal Havener, The Everlasting Happiness introduces their quirky style of pop-rock in this debut concert of originals and surprising covers. Columbus music veterans Stefan Farrenkopf, Jack Burgess, Andy Harrison, Chris Rockwell, and Jeremy Rogers perform complex, fun songs about kitchens, grocery stores, time machines, and love, life and loss. Two of Columbus’s great songwriters open. $10. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Rumba Café, 2507 Summit St., North Campus. Jan. Glow Party with Nina West & The Glow Station Drag Painters, Dance the night away to the best hits of 2018 with DJ Rob Engel along with the Best Drag Cabaret in the city hosted by Nina West. 18+. $8. 10 p.m.2:30 a.m. Axis Nightclub, 775 N. High St., Short North.

SUNDAY I’ve Got Your 6, This experience is all about transformation; a safe space where African American women are allowed and encouraged to be all that they are, and will be supported to bring their best selves. Participants will partake in brunch and workshop intensives; where they will receive tools to shape the personal and professional future they want to see. I’ve Got Your Six will ignite your purpose, celebrate the doers and the doing; inspire and support what connects and empowers African

American in Central Ohio, helping them to realize their potential and reach new heights. Featuring keynote conversations, WERKshops, and interstitial spotlights. I’ve Got Your Six brings together the voices and insights of a diverse range of six female luminaries who will serve, share and ignite a shift. $20. 1-4 p.m. Columbus Metropolitan Library - Martin Luther King Branch, 1467 E. Long St., Near East Side. Cirque du Soleil Crystal, Cirque on ice. Tickets start at $45. 1:30 and 5 p.m. Nationwide Arena, 200 W. Nationwide Blvd., Arena District. CATCO presents “Every Brilliant Thing,” $30. 2 p.m. Studio Two Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. “Appropriate” Presented By Available Light Theatre, $22.75. 2 p.m. Studio One Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown. Love Thy Nature: Key to Saving Ourselves and the Planet, Narrated by Liam Neeson. Love Thy Nature is a lovely cinematic journey through the beauty and intimacy of our vital relationship with the natural world. This gorgeous film shows that a renewed connection with nature is key not only to our well-being, but also to solving our climate and environmental crises. $10 suggested donation or pay whatever you can afford Q&A to follow the film. 2-4 p.m. Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse, 3055 Indianola Ave., Clintonville. Carnegie Author Series featuring Wil Haygood, For nearly three decades Wil Haygood was a

journalist, serving as a national and foreign correspondent at The Boston Globe, where he was a Pulitzer Prize finalist, and then at The Washington Post. He is currently a Visiting Distinguished Professor in the department of media, journalism and film at Miami University and the Patrick Henry Writing Fellow at Washington College. Haygood has authored multiple nonfiction books including The Butler: A Witness to History (2013); Showdown: Thurgood Marshall and the Supreme Court Nomination That Changed America (2015); In Black and White: The Life of Sammy Davis, Jr. (2003) among others. In fall 2018, he published Tigerland: 1968-1969: A City Divided, a Nation Torn Apart, and a Magical Season of Healing, and curated an art book related to the Harlem Renaissance titled I, Too, Sing America. Free. 2 p.m. Columbus Metropolitan Library, Main Library, 96 S. Grant Ave., Downtown.

140 Years of Creative Excellence Reception, On Jan. 6, 1879, what’s now known as Columbus College of Art & Design opened its doors for its first class. Now, 140 years later, CCAD is celebrating with an exhibition looking back at its student exhibitions. 140 Years of Creative Excellence showcases exhibition posters, flyers, and catalogues, including pieces from the late 1800s. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. CCAD, 60 Cleveland Ave., Downtown. Lil Duval, Lil Duval Featuring Chico Bean of 85 South & Andrew Schulz from Brilliant Idiots. Tickets start at $45. 7 p.m. Palace Theatre, 34 W. Broad St., Downtown. The Grateful Ball ft. Travelin’ McCourys & Jeff Austin Band, $25. 7 p.m. Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview. Empower You Fashion Show, Empower You Against Bullying fashion

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show celebrates students of all shapes, sizes, sexual orientation, and ethnicities. Student models ages 5-18 years old from all over Ohio coming together to show off fashion, Empowerment and Unity. $30. 7 p.m. The Gate Banquet Hall, 4290 Macsway Ave., East Side. ProMusica Chamber Orchestra presents Sound the Trumpet, Tickets start at $15. 7 p.m. Southern Theatre, 21 E. Main St., Downtown. Not Your Grandma’s Game Show, This is an untelevised Rated R game show where audience members are encouraged to dress the part, think: “Let’s Make a Deal“ or “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” Audience members become contestants in this adult themed Interactive comedic experience. 21 or older. $20-$33. 7 p.m. Bossy Grrls Pin Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Old North.

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Monday Night Trivia, Join us for a fun night of trivia with your host Cristy. Six rounds, bonus questions, anagrams, pictures, music, and more. 7-9 p.m. Three Sheets, 560 S. High St., Short North. Ironwood Keep: a 4-part D&D Adventure, Join a group of daring adventures on an mission deep into a haunted forest. You can explore a deadly dungeon, fight savage orcs, confront evil knights and uncover fantastic secrets all on a quest to save a hapless town from disaster. This adventure will take place over four, 3-hour weekly sessions. Interested? Once you sign up, just bring yourself and some dice if you have them. Both new and veteran players welcome. Characters. You can choose between the characters provided, or bring an AL legal 4th level hero. Contact. For questions, please DM @ zipperondisney or email zipperondisney@gmail. com. Free. 7-10 p.m. Tabletop Game Café, 4316 N. High St., Clintonville. The Brook & The Bluff, $10/$12. 7 p.m. The Basement, 391 Neil Ave., Arena District.

Monday Funday with Tony Monaco Trio, Free. 9 p.m.-midnight. Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview. Open Jam hosted by Matt Jones, Every Monday night, bring your gear and your friends and come out to the Open Jam! Drummers need only bring sticks, drum kit is provided for your use. Acoustic or electric, solo acts or duets. 9 p.m. Eldorado’s Food & Spirits, 4968 N, High St., Clintonville.

TUESDAY Columbus State 30th Annual MLK Celebration with Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, Columbus State Community College will celebrate the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at its 30th-annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day of Celebration, featuring author and news personality Dr. Michael Eric Dyson. Dyson, professor of sociology at Georgetown University, is an author, a contributing opinion writer at the New York Times, an MSNBC political analyst, a contributing editor at New Republic, and an ordained Baptist minister for more than 30 years. He is the author of nearly 20 books. Tickets are free with registration. Seating is first-come, first-served. 10 a.m.-noon. Nestor Hall Auditorium, 488 Mt. Vernon Ave., Downtown.

Columbus Blue Jackets vs. Buffalo Sabres, Tickets start at $23. 7 p.m. Nationwide Arena, 200 W. Nationwide Blvd., Arena District.

CATCO presents “Every Brilliant Thing,” $30. 11 a.m. Studio Two Riffe Center, 77 S. High St., Downtown.

“Hamilton,” Touring production. Tickets start at $180. 7:30 p.m. Ohio Theatre, 39 E. State St., Downtown.

Excesss Trivia, Join Fat Mike every Tuesday for four rounds of fast-paced buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team

size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 6:30-8:30 p.m. Pub Mahone, 31 E. Gay St., Downtown. Excesss Trivia, Join Que Ball every Tuesday for four rounds of fast-paced, multimedia, buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 7-9 p.m. North City Tavern, 46 Dillmont Dr., Far North Side. “Hamilton,” Touring production. Tickets start at $180. 7:30 p.m. Ohio Theatre, 39 E. State St., Downtown. Dancing with the Stars, Tickets start at $49. 7:30 p.m. Palace Theatre, 34 W. Broad St., Downtown. Excesss Karaoke, Join Moss Rabbit every Tuesday for the best karaoke party around! With stellar sound, massive songbooks, and new songs regularly added, this is where to let your inner star shine. Free. 9 p.m. Slammers, 202 E. Long St., Downtown.

Excesss Trivia, Join the Quiz Whiz Father every Tuesday for four rounds of fast-paced, multimedia, buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 10 p.m.-midnight. Ethyl & Tank, 19 E. 13th Ave., Campus.

WEDNESDAY Not Your Grandma’s Game Show, This is an untelevised Rated R game show where audience members are encouraged to dress the part, think: “Let’s Make a Deal“ or “The Rocky Horror Picture Show.” Audience members become contestants in this adult themed Interactive comedic experience. 21 or older. $20-$33. 8:30 p.m. Bossy Grrls Pin Up Joint, 2598 N. High St., Old North. Excesss Karaoke, Join Frankie Brown every Wednesday for the best karaoke party around! With stellar sound and huge, regularly-updated songbooks, Excesss Karaoke is where to let

loose with song and dance. Free. 9 p.m. The Walrus, 143 E. Main St., Downtown. Excesss Trivia, Join the Mad Mentalist every Wednesday for four rounds of fast-paced, multimedia, buzzer trivia. It’s free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 9 p.m. Oddfellows Liquor Bar, 1038 N. High St., Short North. Excesss Karaoke, Join Rob the Rum Guy every Wednesday for the best karaoke party around. With stellar sound and huge, regularly-updated songbooks, Excesss Karaoke is where to let loose with song and dance. Free. 9 p.m. Big Room Bar, 1036 S. Front St., Brewery District. Wine Down Wednesdays, Blaq Diamond Ent. Presents Wine Down Wednesday’s Each and Every Wednesday All new Ladies Night. $10. 9 p.m.2:30 a.m. Eclipse Ultra Lounge, 6240 Busch Blvd., Northland.

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2019 State of STEM, Powered by Metro, State of STEM program Join us for breakfast and stimulating presentations on the role Metro’s critically acclaimed STEM-based education model plays in preparing students for our region’s STEM workforce needs. Honorary Event Co-Chair: Columbus Mayor Andrew J. Ginther. $250. 7:45-9:45 a.m. The Grand Event Center at Grandview Yard, 820 Goodale Blvd., Grandview.

free to play, with no team size requirements and awesome prizes for each round’s winning team. Free. 6-8 p.m. India Oak Bar and Grill, 590-A Oakland Park Ave., Clintonville.

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Information LOOKING FOR EMPLOYEES OF BONNEY-FLOYD FOUNDRY, AKA SHENANGO FURNACE CO., IN COLUMBUS, OH ANYTIME FROM 1965 TO 1973. PLEASE CONTACT DANNY AT (866) 665-9637. Looking for employees of Elephant Lumber, aka Columbus Lumber, in Columbus, OH anytime from 1958 to 1967. Please contact Danny at (866) 665-9637 LOOKING FOR EMPLOYEES OF WASSERSTROM AKA AMTEKCO, IN COLUMBUS, OH ANYTIME FROM 1972 TO 1991. PLEASE CONTACT DANNY (866) 665-9637. Please take notice that real property and residence located at 5154 Mayham Rd. Northeast, Carrolton, Ohio 44615, will be sold for $475,000 after January 24, 2019. A hearing approving the sale will occur after January 24, 2019, in the Rust Rare Coin Receivership matter, Case No. 2:18-cv-892, in the United States District Court for Utah.

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At Echo 24 we strive to be the best employer in our industry here in central Ohio. We continue to grow and are again seeking technicians to join our staff. Qualified applicants must possess a minimum of 2 years experience installing / terminating category 5e and fiber optic cabling and/or installing and programming telephone systems and network switches. Willingness and ability to travel and work odd hours a must. E-mail resume and salary history to echoes@echo24inc.com or fax 740-964-7083. $300 sign on bonus for qualified applicants. Drug Free Workplace / Equal Opportunity Employer

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Computers-Info Cardinal Health seeks Engineer, Software Engineering (#20043993) in Dublin OH to apply principles of software engineering to the design, development, testing, and implementation to support software applications, and IT products required to achieve business objectives. Requires MS in CS, Computer Engg, or related; 2 yrs rltd exp; and the demonstrated ability with the following: SAP standards and best practices; Customer Rebates, Sales Incentives, Customer Incentives, Pharma Contracts, and Product Lists; pricing tables, and conditions; complex custom pricing enhancements for calculating price without calling SD order simulate and maintaining a custom price change history; and key integrations points between SD and Finance (FICO). Send resumes to: T. Wills, 7000 Cardinal Place, Dublin, OH 43017. Cardinal Health seeks Engineer, IT Storage (#20043997) in Dublin, OH to provide build and operations expertise for cloud storage environment with a high focus on automation in areas such as performance, monitoring, logging, security, backups/HA/DR, compliance, and ensuring the operations processes and standards are maintained in production. Requires Bachelor’s Degree in computer science, info technology, or related and 4 years of related experience and demonstrated ability to with the following: Systems administration expertise (Windows, Linux); and Scripting technologies such as Powershell, Bash, or Python. Send resumes to: T. Wills, 7000 Cardinal Place, Dublin, OH 43017. Fast Switch has multiple openings for the following positions to work in Dublin, OH and/or various client sites throughout the U.S. Must be willing to travel and/or relocate.Java Developerto develop ntier web applications using Java, J2EE, Spring, ORM, Oracle; develop User Interface using HTML, CSS, JavaScript, JQuery. Quality Assurance Analyst: perform SOA testing; perform mainframe testing working in DB2; perform ETL testing using DataStage; use Trillium for data testing, data cleansing. Send cover letter & resume to: Fast Switch Ltd, Attn: J. Malone, 4900 Blazer Parkway, Dublin, OH 43017 Full-Stack Applications Developer in Dublin, Ohio, job duties developing web services for projects and e-commerce solutions, applying agile methodologies to design, develop modify and test software applications, implementing J2EE design patterns, reviewing code and packaging code for ship to production, using Objective Oriented Analysis and Design (OOAD) principles, developing and implementing the MVC controllers for back-end databases, creating and developing user interfaces using ASP.NET, AJAX, JQuery, JavaScript, and CSS framework, creating stored procedures, views, triggers and functions in SQL Server Database, creating TFS builds for software releases for quality assurance and client UAT, participating in QA test cases passing processes; and working with system architect on platform direction. Requirements include: Bachelor’s Degree in Computer Science, IT Engineering, or a related field; one university-level course in Software Engineering; one university-level course in Mathematical Modeling and Simulation; 2 years’ experience in JavaScript, HTML5, and CSS3; certificate in developing and architecting Microsoft Azure Solutions. All qualified candidate (must meet all the requirements posted in the above job description) to send 2 resumes and cover letters by mail (no calls) to ATTN: Olimpia Dawidowicz, T-Cetra LLC, 7240 Muirfield Drive, Suite 200, Dublin, OH 43017. You’ve Read The Paper, You’ve Read The Sports Page And You’ve Read The Comics... Think You’re Done With The Paper? Read The CLASSIFIED SECTION

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Computers-Info VP, Softw Eng’g – Columbus, OH. Dvlp new softw products & maintain existing products. Design, code, test, & pkg as well as document new products, apps, & srvcs. Provide input & feedback during design, planning, implementation & testing phases of assigned app dvlpmt projects. Bachelor’s or equiv in IT, CS, Comp Eng’g, or rel field + 7 yrs relevant exp. Demonstrated knowl of Java 6,7,8/J2EE app dvlpmt & design patterns. Exp designing & dvlpg web apps & standalone jvm srvcs. Exp w/Spring Boot, Spring MVC framework, Apache Mule, & Active MQ. Exp dvlpg REST api’s using Jersey & Spring REST/OAuth/TLS1.2 frameworks. Exp w/JSP, Custom Tag Libraries, JNDI, Servlets, EJB, JMS, & JFreeCharts. Exp w/TypeScript, JavaScript ES5, HTML5, CSS3, DOM event model & OOPS patterns, GWT, AngularJs, Bootstrap & Javascript frameworks. Demonstrated knowl of Tomcat & Apache web srvrs scaling config. Exp w/Oracle, DB2 & SQL & PL/SQL & JPA & Spring JDBC, ORM, Hibernate, & Toplink. Exp w/app tuning & dvlpg app w/scalable nature. Demonstrated knowl of tools & frameworks like GIT, SVN, Maven, & Gradle. Exp working in fin’l knowl & efficient image processing. Exp w/Unix/windows environ & shell scripting. Employer will accept any amount of prof’l exp w/req’d skills. To apply, visit http://careers.jpmorganchase.com & apply to job # 190003636. EOE, AAE, M/F/D/V. J.P. Morgan Chase is a marketing name of JPMorgan Chase & Co. The Chase Manhattan Bank is a subsidiary of J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. © 2003 J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. All rights reserved. www.jpmorganchase.com Zaps Technocrats, Inc., an Information Technology firm headquartered in Dublin, Ohio, is looking for Computer Systems Analysts, Programmer Analysts, and QA Engineers to fill multiple positions ranging from entry levels to senior levels and with different experience and education levels in Dublin, Ohio. Travel and/or relocation to various unanticipated locations throughout the U.S required. Some positions require a Bachelor’s Degree and experience; other positions require a Master’s Degree and experience. Please send 2 resumes and a cover letter referencing 545.000 to Zaps Technocrats, Inc., ATTN: Human Resources, 545 Metro Place South, Suite 100, Dublin, OH 43017. No calls please.

Engineering-Tech Sr. Design Engineers RACAR Engineering, LLC. is looking for Sr. Design Engineers to work in Dublin, OH and various unanticipated locations throughout the U.S. Req. a Master’s* Degree or equiv. in Mech. Eng. and exp. in Catia v5; Product Analysis using FEM GAS, GPS and FMS; Product Drafting in 2D using GDR; Mentor Graphics, Enovia and PDM; Design and Space Analysis; and Wire Harness Routing with experience in Catia V5 WHX workbench. *In lieu of a Master’s degree any Bachelor’s degree or equiv. plus 5 yrs of related exp. is req’d. Send resumes to sbala@racar.us REF. 5154.060

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Chief Nursing Officer Opportunity for a Chief Nursing Officer leading a health system in West Central Ohio. Must have 3 or more years of Chief Nursing Officer experience. Must have Master’s degree. Experience must include proven record of growing service lines, reducing expenses and with PI and quality recognition. Interested? Go to: https://www.grandlakehealth.org and apply on line.

Grounds/Maintenance Specialist – Temporary/full time 4/1/19-12/15/19. 6 jobs w/ Berta’s Complete Lawn Service, Inc., Columbus, OH & job sites in Franklin & Hocking cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Must perform tasks w/out close supervsn, incl. lay sod, mow/trim, plant, water, fertilize, dig/rake, assist w/ install of mortarless masonry wall units. May show tasks to others/nonsupervisory.Lift/carry 50 lbs when nec. 3 mos landscape exp reqd. 40 hr/wk 8 AM-4:30 PM M-F. Sat/Sun work reqd when nec. Wage is no less than $13.83/hr (OT varies @ $20.75/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion. Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip, & uniform & daily trans. to/from wksite from central loc provided at no cost. Potential deduct for reasonable cost of lodging may apply. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-pd lodging if nec. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. To apply fax resume to (614) 725-3174, email work-now@jfs.ohio.gov, or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center.

Landscape Laborer – Temporary/full time 4/1/2019-11/13/2019. 53 jobs w/ Five Seasons Landscape Management, Etna, OH & job sites in Delaware, Fairfield, Franklin, Licking, Madison, Pickaway & Union cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Wkrs perform a variety of tasks, including sod laying, mowing, trimming, planting, watering, fertilizing, digging, raking, assist with sprinkler install and install of mortarless masonry wall units. Entry level; req’s supervision. No exp req’d/will train. Upon suspicion & post-accident drug test req’d. Bkgrnd ck req’d.40 hr/wk 7:00 AM3:30 PM M-F. Sat/Sun work req’d, when nec. Wage is no less than $13.83/hr (OT varies @ $20.75/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion. Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute dist. by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip & uniform provided at no cost. Potential deduct for add’l uniform pieces and/or advances may apply. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. Fax resume to (740) 964-2918, email worknow@jfs.ohio.gov or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center.

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27 Yrs Experience in Maintenance/Handy Man work. Available NOW for any job. Contact Randy at 614-702-8045 Crew Technician – Temporary/full time 4/1/1912/1/19. 20 jobs w/GreenScapes Landscape Company, Inc., Columbus, OH & job sites in Delaware, Franklin, Licking & Union cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Lay sod, mow, trim, plant, water, fertilize, dig, rake; assist with install mortarless masonry wall units. Entry lvl/req’s supervsn.Lift/carry 50 lbs when nec. Sat work reqd when nec. Drug test req’d prior to starting work, at random & postaccident. Background check reqd. No exp reqd/will train. 40 hr/wk 7 AM-3:30 PM M-F. Wage is no less than $13.83/hr (OT varies @ $ 20.75/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion. Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip, uniform & daily trans. to/from wksite from central loc provided at no cost. Potential deduct for advances and/or reasonable cost of lodging may apply. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-pd lodging if nec. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. To apply Fax resume to (614) 837-2393, email worknow@jfs.ohio.gov or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center. Grounds/Maintenance Specialist – Temporary/full time 4/1/19-12/13/19. 35 jobs w/Hidden Creek Landscaping Inc., Hilliard, OH & job sites in Delaware, Fairfield, Franklin, Licking, Madison, Pickaway & Union cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Work w/out close supervision to lay sod, mow/trim, plant, water, fertilize, dig, rake, mulch, weed, prune, assist w/sprinkler & mortarless masonry wall unit install. Use independent judgment; may demo tasks to other employees. Non-supervisory. Lift/carry 50 lbs when nec. Sat/Sun work reqd when nec. Upon suspicion & post-accident drug test reqd. 3 mos landscape exp reqd.40 hr/wk 7AM-3:30 PM M-F. Wage is no less than $13.83/hr (OT varies @ $ 20.75/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion.Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip, & uniform provided at no cost. Potential deduct for reasonable cost of lodging, replacement uniform pieces, vol. health ins. and/or vol. retirement plan may apply. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-pd lodging if nec. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. To apply fax resume to (614) 777-4255, email work-now@jfs.ohio.gov or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center.

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Industrial Roofer – Temporary/full time 4/1/1911/30/19. 12 jobs w/Kalkreuth Roofing & Sheet Metal Inc., Lewis Center, OH & job sites in Champaign, Delaware, Fairfield, Fayette, Franklin, Hardin, Hocking, Knox, Licking, Logan, Madison, Marion, Morrow, Perry, Pickaway & Union cntys. Repair & install roofs of buildings using variety of materials inc. shingles, rubber, TPO, asphalt & metal. Hoist roofing materials to roofs; carry materials up ladders. Seal/bind/insulate sections of roof structures. Must have or be able to obtain Journeyman’s card, or possess comparable exp. Lift/carry 50 lbs, when nec. Drug test reqd prior to starting work & at random, upon suspicion, & post-accident. Background check may be reqd based on contract reqts. 35 hr/wk 6AM-2 PM M-F. Sat work reqd, when nec. Wage is no less than $27.18/hr plus fringe benefits (OT varies @ $ 40.77/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion. Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip provided at no cost. Total compensation plan includes employee benefits (e.g., health and pension plan). Employer will deduct for union dues totaling $.05/hr plus 5% of gross wages. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-pd lodging at reasonable cost if nec. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. To apply Fax resume to (304) 233-5305, email worknow@jfs.ohio.gov or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center. Landscape Laborer – Temporary/full time 4/1/2019-12/1/2019. 18 jobs w/ Yard Solutions Inc., Groveport, OH & job sites in Delaware, Fairfield, Franklin, Licking, Madison, Pickaway & Union cntys. Use hand/power tools/equip. Lay sod, mow, mulch, trim, plant, water, dig, rake. 3 months landscape exp req’d. Lift/carry 50 lbs, when nec. Sat work req’d, when nec. Drug test req’d prior to starting work, upon suspicion, or post accident.40 hr/wk 7:15 AM-4:00 PM M-F. Wage is no less than $13.83/hr (OT varies @ $20.75/hr). Raise/bonus at emplr discretion.Transport (incl. meals & as nec lodging) to place of employ provided/pd to wkrs residing outside normal commute distance by completion of 50% of job period. Return transport provided/pd to same wkrs if wkr completes job period or dismissed early. Wkrs guaranteed offer of 3/4 of work hrs each 12-wk period. Tools, supplies, equip, & uniform provided at no cost. Potential deduct for add’l uniform pieces, advances, reasonable cost of lodging, reasonable cost of negligent damage to lodging, vol. health ins., vol. retirement plan and/or vol. savings plan may apply. Emplr may assist to secure wkr-pd lodging if nec. Emplr provides incidental transport btw job sites. Interview req’d. Fax resume to (614) 836-8210, email work-now@jfs.ohio.gov or contact nearest OhioMeansJobs Center.

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Cardinal Health seeks Engineer, Software Engineering in Dublin, Ohio to implement enhancements and defects for build OTC projects. Must have a Bachelor Degree in computer science, business or related field with 5 years related experience Or Master Degree in computer science, business or related field with 3 years related experience. Experience must include creating configurations within SAP within the SD and OTC modules and SAP standards and best practices. Must have the demonstrated ability with the following: troubleshooting complex interfaces involving multiple systems (e.g. Web Order Entry, Warehouse Management System, SAP Master Data, EDI Interfaces, Content Repository, etc.) and middleware applications; Customer Master, Partner Functions and Business Partners; Credit Checks driven by FSCM Credit Management; Availability check and Available-to-Promise with SAP ECC; Output management with SD Billing; invoice presentment; Complex pricing procedures in SAP ECC, pricing tables, and conditions. Resumes to T. Wills, 7000 Cardinal Place, Dublin, OH 43017 Rev Up Your Car Search Alive has hundredseven thousands of autos for sale!

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Executive Protection Manager (Columbus, Ohio) Provide protective service for CEO of major retail conglomerate and his family from all forms of security and safety hazards; provide security coverage for principals, family members, guests, and others in accordance with company safety policies and procedures; supervise daily activities of contractors who provide similar protection services; coordinate with corporate security officers, and act as liaison with outside agencies in the event of building problems, security issues, and fire and other emergencies; oversee future sites that principals visit for events, plan logistics relating to; physical locality, movements in,out, and around site and event and prepare for emergencies; coordinate with internal staff and department heads to accomplish and liaise with outside Protection Teams who may visit company headquarters and residences; create and implement security standards, policies, and procedures for company executives; identify, investigate, and resolve security breaches, respond to medical emergencies, bomb threats fire alarms, or intrusion alarms, and follow and devise emergency procedures, plan, direct and coordinate security activities to safeguard company executive safety ,assets, employees, guests and property. ; understand potential threats to family while commanding and collaborating in security sensitive situations; fully control and direct family schedules to maximize security; coordinate religious practices with travels Constant communicate with Israeli protection for travel plans to Israel. 60% domestic and international travel to Israel. 2 years experience as Executive Protection Agent or armed forces security officer; Must have experience in protection from public threats.

McGraw-Hill Global Education LLC seeks Sr Business Intelligence Architect – (job loc: Blacklick, OH) Support business intelligence & data analytics capabilities to provide actionable, timely info to drive accurate performance monitoring & facilitate business decisions. Develop & create architecture of large enterprise apps to support business intelligence initiatives for large scale, high volume & high performance data structure using Hadoop, MapR, Scala, New Relic, Hive, Spark, Informatica, Talend, JAVA, Oracle, & Hbase. Implement analytics capabilities for predictive modeling using ASP.NET, SOAP, MVC, WSDL, C#, Tableau, Alteryx, R, & Python. Perform large enterprise data & app reengineering/migration/integration. Architect next generation business intelligence platforms & big data solutions working across multiple solutions incl data warehousing & data analytics. Design, develop, deliver & manage enterprise class solutions on time & on budget. Transform business objectives to tech solutions. Manage communications between stakeholders, incl business, vendor, & crossfunctional teams. Lead development of & modification of computer apps & specialized utility programs. Req’s: Bachelor’s deg in Business Admin or Management Info Systems & 5 yrs of postBachelor’s progressive exp in position offered or as Sr. Solution Architect. All req’d exp must have incl developing & creating architecture of enterprise apps; performing enterprise data & app reengineering/migration/integration; & exp w/ ASP.NET, Web Services, SOAP, MVC, WSDL, C#, Tableau, Alteryx, R, Python, Hadoop, MapR, Scala, New Relic, Hive, Spark, Informatica, Talend, JAVA, Oracle, & Hbase. Mail resume to: Mandy Franceschina, McGraw-Hill Global Education LLC, 860 Taylor Station Rd, Blacklick, OH 43004.

The Ohio Association of County Behavioral Health Authority (OACBHA) SPECIAL PROJECTS MANAGER AND ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT POSITION POSITIONS AVAILABLE, The Ohio Association of County Behavioral Health Authorities (OACBHA) has openings for a Special Projects Manager and an Administrative Assistant. The Special Projects Manager position will be responsible for working with the Association to assist in the coordination and implementation of special projects, which include trainings, technical assistance opportunities for stakeholders, and contributions to the successful implementation of Association projects. The Administrative Assistant position will assist the CEO, Associate CEOs, and Senior Administrators with written communications, scheduling, coordination of large meetings and trainings including, agendas, minutes, and handouts. Candidates should be flexible and energetic, forward-thinking and creative with a passion for providing quality customer service. Experience in the alcohol, drug addiction, and mental health field a plus. EOE. For more information about these positions visit: www.oacbha.org. All interested persons should submit a resume, references, and salary requirements to OACBHA at 175 S. Third Street, Suite 900, Columbus, Ohio 43215, or by email to thollett@oacbha.org. All submissions must be received by January 31, 2019.

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LPN...........................................................................................................Variety Radiology Technologist - Mammography .......Part time (benefit eligible)/1st and 2nd shift Medical Receptionist / Assistant ................................................... Variety/1st shift Registered Nurse – Emergency, ICU, Medical Technologist / Medical Lab Technician ..........................Contingent/Variety Long-term Care, Med/Surg, Obstetrics, Surgery ...............................................Variety Nuclear Medicine Technologist..................................................Contingent/Variety RN Supervisor – Wound Care ......................................................Full time/1st shift OB Technician / Surgical Scrub Tech .......Part time (benefit eligible)/2nd and 3rd shift Respiratory Therapist ....................................................Full and Part time/3rd shift Patient Care Technician .............................................................................Variety Patient Financial Counselor ........................................................Full time/1st shift Sleep Lab Technician ........................................ Part time (benefit eligible)/3rd shift Patient Representative / Registration ........................................................Variety STNA (State Tested Nurse Aide) ........................................Full and Part time/Variety Physical Therapist ......................................................................Full time/1st shift Surgical Technologist ..............................................................Contingent/1st shift CD-0006193298-03

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Pets

Pets

Recreation

Wheels

Wheels

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1992 Cadillac Brougham D’Elegance

2012 Honda Accord LX Great purchase for the New Year, Almost like new! 47K miles, WHY spend Big $ for a new car Price $10,500 Call 614-390-5170 2008 Honda Accord EX-L V6 Sliver/black leather, Auto, PS, PB, NAV, Sat Radio, PWR Sun Roof, MAG wheels, Dealer Maint., Original owner, 155K miles, EC, $6,000 Call 614-855-0536

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Wheels AKC, UTD Shots & Wormer, Beautiful Family Raised Pups, $500. Call for pics 330-600-4752

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Great Dane Pups

1948 8N Tractor Good Condition Call 740-243-8490

YOU’VE READ THE PAPER

Recreation

2001 Blue GMC 4WD Extended Cab Short Bed, Tires good, Taneau Cover, Bed liner, 157K miles, $3500 Call 614-423-7516

YOU’VE READ THE SPORTS PAGE AND YOU’VE READ THE COMICS THINK YOU’RE DONE WITH THE PAPER?...READ THE

2011 Eclipse Horse Trailer Excellent Condition Call 740-243-8490

$7,500, 62,100 miles, 5.0 motor, services records, NO RUST, very good condition, call 614-440-7515. 2003 Chevy Silverado 1500 Work Truck 121K miles, New Tires & Battery, Good A/C, Runs great $3300 obo. SOLD SOLD 2011 Chrysler Town & Country Loaded! excellent condition, 97,500 mi., heated leather, 2 video screens, 3 headphones, remote start, blind spot, htd driver mirror, programmable seat/mirror $12,500. Call 614-568-8567

2002 FORD F150

2005 Buick Park Avenue Gold, 138k miles, No rust, Can test drive, $3,900. 614-565-7984

118,000 miles, V-6 automatic, manual windows, A/C, descent condition, $2,500. Call 614-891-9220. 2004 Ford Ranger extended cab V6 Automatic, full power, new tires & battery, white w/blk cloth int, 115k miles, looks & runs like new $5995. sold sold sold

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FOR SALE 2004 Kawasaki 250 EX for Parts or Project $350.00 or Best offer. Call 614-753-2492 Surf the Classifieds www.columbusalive.com

2015 BUICK ENCORE - LUXURY EDITION AWD, lthr., nav., ht’d seats, P mnrf., all options avail. 45K mi., exc. cond., $16,975. Call 614-846-7826.

2004 Ford Ranger 5 Speed 104k miles Reliable transportation $4,000 Call 614-397-1963

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Prof and Management

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4 cylinder auto, front whl. dr., full pwr, looks/runs great, rust free, new tires & recent full svc., 150K miles, $5495. 740-507-4213.

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2000 HONDA CIVIC EX

RECREATION PROGRAMMER I

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Fully equip. with leather & heated seats, in excellent condition, great buy at $27,495. 614-723-9977. 2002 MERCEDES BENZ S430-Slvr, 4Matic. 1 owner, blk. w/lthr. int., after mkt. Pioneer/Bose sd. syst., Aux. & Bluetooth compat., 275 h/p, gasoline tank w/ 23.2 gal. cap., 24 mpg, 4.3 L V8, 270K mi., 4,133 lbs, 5 spd. auto. w/OD, mnrf., 5 pass.cap., C/C, ht’d sts, steer whl. adj., A/C, MSRP-$71,850. Asking $3800. Call 740-222-8649.

2009 Nissan Altima SL Tan int/ext., super clean, lthr., sunrf., push button start, new tires, backup camera, everything works to perfection, 45,000 miles, $7995. Great family car or school car. Sold 2001 Toytoa Solar SLE Convertable V6 engine, only 115k miles, Leather, new top, Clean, Runs Great Call 614-7385759 2009 VOLVO S60 2.4 T, AUTOMATIC, SUNROOF, ADVANCED PACKAGE, SILVER, BLK. LTHR., A/C, LOADED, NEW MICHELIN TIRES, WELL MAINT., LOW MI. $8350. CALL 614-891-1928

2014 VW JETTA

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Qualified applicants must have a valid Ohio Driver’s license, Associate’s or Bachelor’s Degree in recreation, physical education, or related field, or a minimum of four years’ experience in a supervisory position in recreation or related field.

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www.grandviewheights.org under “Employment” tab. Starting Salary range from $40,000-$45,000 based on experience with excellent benefits. Appointment conditional upon pre-employment physical, drug/alcohol screening, and background investigation. Applications available at Municipal Building or on-line. Submit completed application, cover letter, and resume to Civil Service Commission, Attn: D. Nicodemus, 1016 Grandview Ave., Grandview Hts OH 43212, between the hours of 8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m., Mon - Fri. Deadline to apply, Feb 15, 2019. The City of Grandview Heights is an Equal Opportunity Employer

2015 Lexus RX350 SUV

2015 NISSAN VERSA

4DR, AUTO, PL, PW, TILT, CRUISE, A/C, CD, EC, 32,000 MILES, VERY CLEAN, $9800. CALL 614-619-3459.

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Home Improvement BIG SKY Enterprises Home Maintenance Specialist µ Remodeling Services John Fischer, 879-9850 CHUCK VAGT Remodeling, Kitchens, Baths,Bsmts. & Flooring - Ext. work.45 Yrs. Exp. Free Estimates 614-525-0173

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Painting A1 BUDGET PAINTING & SON INTERIOR/EXTERIOR PAINTING & HOME MAINTENANCE. (614) 599-7299. 20% SENIOR DISCOUNT. Â ALL-STAR Â Custom Int./Ext. Painting • Wallpaper Removal. Visa/MC/Disc./Amex. Insured µ Angie’s List • BBB Member (614) 774-3353 • (614) 860-9481

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Tree Service SULLIVAN TREE SERVICE Firewood/Trimming/Removal 614-638-7943 www.sullivantreeservice.com You’ve read the news, you’ve read the sports page and you’ve read the comics...think you’re done with the paper? Read the Classified section, you never know what you’ll find. Selling Your Home? Why not advertise in Alive?

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The City of Grandview Heights is accepting applications for a Recreation Programmer I. Under the direction of the Director of Parks & Recreation, is responsible for performing a variety of supervisory duties using a high degree of independent judgement. Plans, coordinates, and supervises preschool, youth, teen, adult and therapeutic recreation programs. Required to work flexible hours, including some evenings and weekends.

2003 Honda Element

2005 HONDA CRV EX

4 w/d, 4 cylinder auto, full pwr. incl. lthr. & mnrf., new tires, looks/runs great! 164,000 miles, $5995. SOLD SOLD SOLD 2012 Jeep Liberty Latitude edition 4WD, Leather, heated seats, 58,000 actual miles, 2 owners, very clean, $13,275 Call 614-738-5759 2006 Kia Rio 5 spd manual. Clean, dependable, and runs great. $2499. Great first, second, or college car. 614.581.7726 2010 Lexus RX 350 Good condition, 134K miles, White with Tan interior, $13,000 or make an offer 614-271-5124

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On the red-eye flight

in my answers. All the dark

the girl wakes up before

spaces, are those people dead?

she was supposed to, wants

No. The lie leaps from me.

to see what the outside looks

Probably. She may be right.

like from way up here

Surely there are more people

in the heavens. What are

dead than alive by now. We stare

the lights daddy? Buildings.

at the black together on the descent

Cars. People, I say. Every light

as I hope, none of the lights go out

is a person? she cuts in. More

while we watch.

like each light is about 10 people I say. This morning I am clever and too confident

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