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CONIFER – His quiet morning harshed by the rip and racket of a chainsaw, Walter stepped outside on the morning of June 27 to nd his next-door neighbor and leastfavorite person, Jack, cutting up an aspen tree on Walter’s property. Jack told Walter that the tree had “blown down” into Walter’s yard and he was courteously cutting it up for him. Walter was pretty sure that Jack “cut down” the aspen as part of ongoing re mitigation activities, and that the tree had come perilously close to falling on his garage. e neighbors “bantered” for a bit, after which Jack called JCSO saying Walter had just threatened “to shoot me.” Contacted by deputies, Walter admitted to strong language, but denied threats of violence. In the end, deputies could nd no evidence of a crime and advised both men to keep a peaceful distance. Walter assured deputies that there would be no further friction between them, as he was in the process of selling his house and moving out of state “so I never have to deal with (Jack) again.”

Fast and Furious

SOUTH JEFFCO – White Ford Pickup was preparing to exit eastbound C-470 when Silver In niti zoomed up from behind and stole the pickup’s leading position on the o -ramp. Adding insult to injury, In niti then stopped well short of the Quincy Avenue stop sign and sat there for “an extended amount of time”, further aggravating Ford. At last, In niti roared ahead toward Belleview Avenue and continued roaring straight through the roundabout “at a high rate of speed” before racing eastbound on Belleview with Ford in hot pursuit. Pulling even with In niti, Ford opened his window and yelled “Why don’t we pull over?” In niti made a counterproposal. “Why don’t I pull out my nine and shoot you?” Ford decided to stop chasing In niti in favor of driving to the nearby supermarket and summoning JCSO deputies. Ford told o cers that In niti’s comment was uncalled-for and needlessly provocative. Deputies told