ISSUE 3!
Words from the Authors:
Yasin E:
I truly enjoy working on this series. I’m glad that i’ve been able to make a comic that is wholy my own. i cannot believe that i would ever be able to draw and color my own comic its an honor. But i really don’t know what this holds for me in the future. it could turn out great and i’d have a large fan base for caustic or i could go an entirely different route in my career choice. right now all i care about is having a fun time making cool stories. So i hope you enjoy reading as much as i did working on this. have fun, stick around to the end, and enjoy, caustic issue #3!
Spencer J:
To all the readers, thanks again for buying (not pirating) this next issue of Caustic. I’m going to keep this short, this issue was a blast to write and I hope you have as much fun reading it I had writing it. If you wanna help us out, tell the people you know about Caustic. But without further ado, here is Caustic Issue #3!
Spencer Julewicz
Yasin Elkwisni
YASIN ELKWISNI AND SPENCER JULEWICZ
YASIN ELKWISNI
Written by: Penciled and inked by: colored By: Lettered by:
No! This is the best sports suit ever made and it costed $10 million! my daddy said so!
ha! you can’t catch me!
oh yeah? then race us.
yeah, if you’re super fast now.
nuh uh! i’m faster than you!
Nuh uh! you’re a slow loser, mathias!
No! i’m the fastest!
yeah! you megasuck!
ow! dang it! stupid billy, tommy and clyde... always calling me fat!
And now they made me fall in a hole... Stupid buttheads!
jeez... how do i get outta here?
aw cool! candy!
*GURGLE*...
THAT WASN’T CANDY... IT WAS A FREAKIN’ ROCK
Billy, tommy and clyde...
show me what you guys can do!
those losers have been calling me fat forever...
i’ll show them whose the loser now!
HAHAHAHA
okay... who wins? 100 men or tommy’s mom?
ok so see, this is why we’re your only friends clyde.
*sigh* mathias... What’re you doing?
getting back at you jerkwads for being super mean to me!... and don’t call me mathias! I’m not that loser nerd anymore!... call me... call
*gurgle*
cool! take this guys!
yunno you can do alot more than this. wait... you can talk?! of course i can, why wouldn’t I be able to?
but... wait I can do more? so much more.
*whistle*
sir, the remaining leadheads are in place now and ready to start the invasion sure, champ
thanks, benjamin. and you’re sure this whole “surface invasion” thing will show billy, tommy, and clyde that i’m better than them?
alright! let’s do this!
yeah! let’s get this #@%&ing operation on the move!
hey my mommy said those aren’t nice words... now let’s go enslave the human race!
aw what? you again?! stop being a doofus and let me become the... uh...
...harbringer of suffering and ruler of earth?
yeah, that!
holy #@%& this mother#$%*@er just blew up one of our biggest guys... Burrow send another one!
WHACK
uh, benjamin. everyone kinda got beat up. we don’t have any leadheads left
don’t you think i #$@%ing know that, j-just use the *@&#ing rock and turn some more (*%#!es into more leadheads!
it can do that!
of course it can
wait, so why haven’t i been turned? your... uh... girth protects your dna from being changed you mean my totally awesome ripped muscles!
sure bud
*GURGLE*
*GURGLE*... *GURGLE* *GURGLE*...
LATER THAT EVENING...
*GURGLE* *GURGLE*...
*GURGLE*
*GURGLE*...
SORRY BOSS
Matthias Yulevich. Councilman Yulevich’s kid. Real piece of worK...
but his father’s been pulling crazy strings so he’ll only be getting a couple months
AND WHAT ABOUT THE KID?
Okay, so the rock thingy emits some kinda radiation that turns you into one of those if it touches you directly
...But the doctors said the people turned on the bridge weren't exposed that long, so they’ll turn back in a few hours. The other ones, they can't say.
ALRIGHT, BOOK THE KID, PROCESS THE FREAKY MOLE GUYS, AND TAKE THE ROCK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. LEAVE IN 15
But because of the supervillain stunt, he’s gonna spend it in supermax
BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM?
*SIGH* GOD, TRAFFIC’S GONNA SUCK NOW
FASTER WE CLEAR THE SCENE, FASTER THE CITY CAN FIX THE ROAD, CHIEF
I’LL HANDLE HIM, JUST wrap UP THE SCENE
CHIEF CARLA FREEMAN, EXPD. PLEASURE TO MEET...
Monsters, am I right? Always ruining everything for us.
helps me sleep at night knowin’ there’s people like you willin’ to put 'em in their place
Not a talker? I get it. Strong silent types are all the rage right now...
Can’t say the same for the suit, though. Looks like a recolored Alchemist suit...
...I would think better of “Caustic: Exurbia’s newest protector.”
ELSEWHERE...
Hey, I’m one to appreciate the classics, even if the inspiration’s a little obvious...
...Look I gotta get those things dealt with, but stay in touch, will ya?
I know police aren't supposed to be working with vigilantes but I’ve been doing it for 20 years now and no one’s noticed yet.
So you’ve finally come out of the shadows, old friend
Guess it’s finally time I pay you a visit for all your troubles
