At Chowan from The Columns, 1914

E. W.

Students are the smartest At Chowan.

The teachers work the hardest At Chowan. But results are the haziest— Stella is the laziest— And autos get the craziest— At Chowan.

Days are the bluest At Chowan.

Demerits are the fewest At Chowan.

While teachers are the keenest On the girls that are the meanest— They never catch the greenest— At Chowan.

Cuts are the shortest At Chowan. Honor system broadest At Chowan. While books are the newest— Facts are the truest— And are studied by the fewest— At Chowan.

Lights burn the brightest At Chowan.

The fourth floor’s the lightest At Chowan.

The west end is the sauciest— For the girls are the bossiest— They stay here till they are the mossiest— At Chowan.

The fountain sparkles briskest At Chowan.

The calves frisk the friskiest At Chowan.

The Main Building’s the homeliest— The Wise graveyard the loneliest— And the broad campus the onlyest— At Chowan.