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Page Foreword _. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Dedication

Transcript Staff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Faculty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

In Memoriam .................................... 18 Seniors ..... __ ... __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Post Graduates . .... . . .. . .... .... ... . . .. . ......... 41 Juniors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43 Freshmen . . . ........ .... . ... .. . ... .. . ............ 47 Undergraduate Students ........................... 50 Fraternities . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 Debating . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67 Humor .... .... .... . ..... . ................ . ...... 72

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Dedication to ERNEST E. TuPEs

GJWHOSE active interest, patient and sympathetic direction and genial cordiality have been leading factors in the development of scholastic attainment in the Chicago-Kent College of Law.

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The Transcript Staff Lou rs A. TRAKSL ............................... Editor ALEXANDER ]. RozENIECKE .......... ... Associate Editor MAx R. KARG MAN ................... Business Manager MAx R. CHAMBERS ...................... Faculty Editor ARTHUR C. HOLT ........................... Art Editor F. L. MACMILLAN .......... ....... ..... Pictures Editor HnzEMAN ........................... Fraternity Editor E. DoucLAS Scr-rw ANTES .................. Senior Editor

C. C. KrnsHBAUM ........................ Junior Editor JOEL WoLFSOHN ....................... Freshman Editor

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WEBSTER H. BURKE, A. B., LL. B., LL. M., Dean. Professor of Equ ity Pleading .

Born at Chicago, Illinois. Educated in Chicago public schools and g raduated by Northwestern Academy in 1899. \"las gr aduated from Northwestern U niversity w ith degr ee of A . B. in 1902. Gr aduated from Chicago-Kent College of Law with degree of LL. B. in 1903. Adm itted to Illinois Bar in 1902 and since actively engaged in the practice of law. T r easurer of Chicago-Kent College of Law, 1904-1914. Assistant Dean, 1914-1918. Acting Dean, 19181920. D ean, since 1920. Member of the American, Illinois S tate, and Chicago Bar Associations, Chicago Associati on of Commer ce, Chicago Historical Society, City, H amilton, and Chicago Motor Clubs, and Phi D elta P hi Legal and Delta U psilon F r aternities. 10

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HONORABLE GUY GUERNSEY, LL B., SECRETARY Professor of Law of Bai/111ents and Carriers.

FACULTY,

Born at Terre Haute, Ind iana. Educated in public schools of Indiana and at Grinnell, Iowa. Graduated with degree of LL. B. by Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1904 and admitted to the Illinois Bar in the same year. Since 1904, actively engaged in the practice of law. Clerk of the Probate Court of Cook County, 1906-1910. Secretary of Chicago-Kent College of Law since 1906. Member of Fiftieth General Assembly from Hyde Park, 1916-1918. Alderman, City of Chicago, since 1918. Member of Illinois State and Chicago Bar Associations, Indiana Society, Hawkeye Fellowship (President), Masonic Order, B. P. 0. E., K. P., Royal Arcanum, North American Union, and 0. E . S. Clubs. One of the founders of the Collegiate Club, and its first president. Phi Delta Phi Legal Fraternity.

WILLIAlVI A. GROVER, TREASURER. Born at Leland, Illinois. First education 111 public schools of Leland. Later education at Pleasant View College at Ottawa, Illinois. Treasurer of Chicago-Kent College of Law since 1918.

MISS CLARA A. SCHEINER, REGISTRAR

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EDWARD C. HIGGINS, LL. B. Professor of Common Law Pleading and Judge of Practice Court. Born at Woodstock, Illinois. Educated in public schools at Woodstock. Graduated by University of Michigan in 1888 with degree of LL. B. Completed post-graduate course at the University of Michigan in 1889. At the age of 20 years, passed the Michigan State Bar examination 1887, and the certificate of admission was dated ahead so as to take effect on his 21st birthday. After a few years practice in Michigan, he came to Chicago and has been actively engaged in the practice of law in Chicago ever since. Attorney for the traction companies and for various large corporations for many years. Member of Chicago Bar Association. Member of faculty of Chicago-Kent College of Law since 1895. Regarded as an eminent authority on Common Law Pleading and Practice.

CHARLES C. PICKETT, A. B., LL. B. Professor of Law of Evidence, vVills, and Conflict of Laws. Born at Waterbury, Connecticut. First education in public schools of Connecticut. Graduated with degree of A. B. by University of Rochester, 1883. Graduated by the University of Illinois with degree of LL. B. in 1900. Assistant Librarian of Chicago Law Institute, 18871893. For several years connected with the law department of the Chicago Sanitary District. Professor of law at the University of Illinois for ten years. Practiced law in Chicago, 19071914. Member of the faculty of Chicago-Kent College of Law since 1914. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Associations. Phi Delta Phi Legal fraternity.

HONORABLE NINIAN H. WELCH, B. S., A. M., LL. B. Professor of Law and Legal Forensics. Born at Rosecrans, Illinois. Educated in Illinois public schools. Graduated with degree of B. S. by Wheaton College in 1898. Studied philosophy and history at Beloit College, Wisconsin. Graduated by Lake Forest University with degree of A. M. in 1899. Graduated with degree of LL. B. by Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1902. Admitted to Illinois Bar in 1902, and has practiced law in Chicago ever since. Assistant ] udge of the Probate Court of Cook County 1906-1910. Appointed Master-in-Chancery of the Circuit Court of Cook County in 1917. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Associations. Member of Ham;lton, Town and Country Clubs. Author of rVelch's Cases on Criminal Law. An eminent public speaker. 12

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EDWARD M. BULLARD, A. B., LL. B. Professor of Law of N ego liable I11str11mc11ts, and C 011stit11tio11al Law. Born at Jacksonville, Illinois. Graduated with degree of A. B. by Illinois College at Jacksonville. Graduated by law school of Harvard University with degree of LL. B. in 1920. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1920, and engaged in active practice of law in Chicago since. Member of Harvard-Yale-Princeton, and Legal Clubs of Chicago. Phi Delta Phi Legal fraternity.

CHARLES F. BAKER, LL. B. Professor of Law of Sa les, Agency, and Personal Property. Born at Evanston, Illinois. Graduated with degree of LL. B. by Chicago-Kent College of Law. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1921 and actively engaged in the practice of law in Chicago ever since. Member of the Chicago Bar Association, Masonic Order, and Phi Delta Theta fraternity.

HONORABLE HENRY HORNER, LL. B. Professor of Law of Administration and Probate Practice. Born at Chicago, Illinois. First education in Chicago public schools. Studied at the University of Michigan and the University of Chicago. Graduated with degree of LL. B. by the Chicago-Kent College of Law. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1898 and practiced law in Chicago until 1914. Elected Judge of the Probate Court of Cook County in 1914, and re-elected to the same office in 1918, 1922, and 1926. Member of the American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Associations. Member of City, Law, Chicago Literary, Illinois Athletic, Lake Shore Country, Standard, and Iroquois clubs.

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WENDELL H. SHANNER, A. B., LL. B., LL. M. Professor of Law of Equity Jurisprudence, Evidence, Mor/gages a11d Trusts.

Born at vVest P lains, Missouri. Graduated with degree of A. B. by Indiana State Normal School in 1920. Graduated by Chicago-Kent College of Law with degree of LL. B. in 1925. Admitted to Illinois Bar in 1925. Received degree of LL. M. from Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1926.

HONORABLE WILLIAM J . LINDSAY, Ph. B., LLB.

Lecturer.

Born at Aurora, Illinois. First education in the Aurora public schools. Graduated with degree of Ph. B. by Grinnell College in 1900. Graduated by Chicago-Kent College of Law with degree of LL. B. in 1906. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1906. E ngaged in active practice of law since 1906. Master-in-Chancery of the Superior Court of Cook County, 1917-1923. Elected Judge of the Superior Court of Cook County in 1923. Chief Justice of the Criminal Court, 1926-1927. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Assoc1at1011s, and Lawyer's Association of Illinois. Member of Masonic Order, Iroquois Club, and Art Institute of Chicago.

WILLIAM G. WOOD, A. B. LL. M. Professor of Law of Co11tracls, Damages and Ins11ra11ce .

Born at Chicago, Illinois. Graduated with degree of A. B. by Northwestern University in 1910. Conferred with degree of LL. B. in 1910 by Chicago-Kent College of Law. Associated with the law department of the Chicago Rapid Transit Company since 1917. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Associations. Members of Chicago Law Institute, Hamilton and City Clubs, and Chicago-Kent Alumni Council. Member of the faculty of Chicago-Kent College of Law since November 1922. Phi Delta Phi Legal Fraternity.

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WALTER B. SMITH, LL. B. Professor of Law of Real Property, Conveya11ci11g a11d Abstracting. Born at Portland, Maine. Removed to Chicago in 1878 and entered the abstract office of Haddock, Vallette & R ichkords. Entered Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1892 and was graduated with degree of LL. B. in 1894. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1894. Practiced law in Chicago, 1894-1897. Entered Chicago Title and Trust Company in 1897, and associated w ith this concern until 1920 in various capacities, including that of title officer. Joined faculty of Chicago-Kent in 1920 to succeed the late Rufus Boddinghouse. Authority on the law of Real Property.

CHARLES H. JACKSON, LL. B. Professor of Law in Graduate Depart111e11t. Born at Stockwell, Indiana. Educated at private schools in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Kansas City High School, and Lewis College. Graduated with degree of LL. B. by ChicagoKent College of Law in 1892. Graduated by Lake Forest University in 1893. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1892, and engaged in active practice of law in Chicago ever since. Member of the firm of Burke, Jackson, and Burke since 1903. Member of Hamilton Club.

DONALD CAMPBELL, A. B., LL. B. Professor of Law of Corporations a11d Pai tnership. Graduated with degree of A. B. by Northwestern U niversity in 1912. Instructor in secondary schools for five years. Graduated w ith degree of LL. B. by Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1921. Since engaged in the general practice of law in Chicago, being associated with the firm of Kremer, Branard, and Hamer. Member of Chicago Bar Association. Phi Alpha D elta Legal fraternity.

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ERNEST E. TUPES, A. B., B. S., LL. B. Professor of Law of Real Property, Suretyship, Torts; and Lecturer. Born in Ohio. Graduated with degrees of A. B. and B. S. by University of Missouri in 1909. Graduated by Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1918 with degree of LL. B. Actively engaged in the practice of law in Chicago ever since. At present associated with the firm of Hill & Hill, patent law. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar Associations. Phi Delta Phi Legal fraternity.

WILLIAM JAMES, LL. B. Professor of Law of Persons and Criminal Law. Born at Story City, Iowa. Studied at U niversity of Iowa. Graduated with degree of LL. B. in 1925 by Chicago-Kent College of Law. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1925 and engaged in active practice of law in Chicago since then. Member of Masonic Order, American Legion, and Chicago Bar Association. Delta Chi Fraternity.

JOH N L. FOGLE, LL. M. Professor of Law of L egal E thics. Born at Terra Alta, West Virginia . Graduated by Georgetown U niversity in 1897 with degr ee of LL. B. and conferred with degree of LL. M. by same university in 1898. Admitted to Illinois Bar in 1899 and engaged in active practice of law in Chicago sinc1 then. Member of American, Illinois State, and Chicago Bar A ssociations. Member of H amilton, Calumet Country, and Law clubs. In charge of Grievance Committee work for Chicago and Illinois State Bar Associations.

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HONORABLE JOH N F. HAAS, B. A., M . A., LL. B., LL. M . P rofessor of Low and Lecturer on Mun icipal Court Practice.

Born at Chicago, Illinois. First education in Public schools of Chicago. Graduated by Lake F or est U niversity with degr ee of B. A., and later awarded M. A. degr ee by same univer sity. P ursued hi s legal education at Chicago College of Law, receiving ther efrom the degr ee of LL. B. T ook up post-graduate work at Yale U niversity, wher e the degree of LL. M. was conferred upon him. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1900, and engaged in the general practice of law at Chicago from 1901 until 1916. E lected judge of the Municipal Court of Chicago in 191 6, and re-elected in 1922 and 1928. Became a member of the Faculty of Chicago-Kent College of Law in 1924. Member of the Chicago Bar Associati on. Member of U niversity, Harvard-Yale-P rinceton, Yale, and Lake Forest Clubs. Member of Phi Gamma Fraternity.

GLEKN \II/. McGRE\i\T, A. B., LL. B., LL. M . Professor of Law of Damages.

Born in J ewell County, Canada. Graduated with degree of A. B. by Monmouth College. Graduated by Chi cago-Kent College of Law in 1926 with degree of LL. B. and conferred with degree of LL. M. by same college in 1928. Chicago-Kent College librarian since February, 1928, and instructor in Law of Damages since that elate.

GEORGE B. LEAR, A. B., J. D . Professor of Law of Crilll.i11al Procedure, fos11ra11ce a11d Torts.

Born in Chicago, Illinois. Fir st education in Chicago public school s. Graduated with degr ee of A. B. in 1911 by the University of Ill inois. Gr aduated by the Law School of the U ni vers ity of Chicago with degree of J. D. in 1914. Admitted to the Illinois Bar in 1914, and actively engaged in the practice of law in Chicago eyer since. l\ifember of l\1Iason ic Orders.

HONORABLE RI CHARD B. CARPENTER, LL. B. Lecturer on Law of Probate Practice.

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DELL MARTIN MAGNUSSON June 25, 1901-June 6, 1929

The class of 1929 mourns the loss of a fellow-classmate, w ho labored cheerful ly with them for three years in the study of law . For those who knew him and those who did not, we here inscribe a few words on his life and work. He received his bachelor's degree from N orthwestern University in 1922, studied postgrc.cluate work in commerce and lat er law at C hicagoKent, finishing in January. His health broke clown at this time. Dell Magnusson was a member of Sigma Delta Kc.ppa and the Masonic Order. No cenotaph is necessary to keep alive our memories of him. He was our friend. CLASS OF 1929.

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SIDKEY BAKER Ch icago Chicago-Kent Juni or College; Central Y. M. C. A. College. "To spend loo 1n11ch ti111e in studies is sloth."

MEYER BA LI)J Chicago Ku Beta Epsilon; President. Junior and Senior Class: Executive Committee, Round Table; University of Illinois. "Knowled,<;e he p11rs11cd a•ith diligence."

YIARK WILLIAYI: BEMIS Aurora Ph i Alpha Delta; Track, 1923-24. " IV ho deserves well, needs not another's praise."

IRVI>:G BILTO)J Chicago Chi cago-Krnt Jun ior College; Ce ntral Y. M. C. A. College. "Noth iny so dijfirnlt /;11/ clc·ucrncss ma_\' ovcrcoJ11c it."

Chicago HARRIET WHITE BISSELL Kappa Beta Pi ; Grinnell College. "The fir111 na1ne, did :you SO}' ? T11h}', Bissell and Bissell, of course."

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Chicago JAY W. BISSELL Sigma Delta Kappa; Dance Committee; Lewis Institute; American College of Physical Education. "Ri9/itn ."

RUDOLPH BRAIMA.N Rochester, N. Y. Secretary, Senior Class; University of Rochester. "Now the 路111atchlcss deed is achic<.nl."

SAMUEL BRODSKY "He is <C'isc who Icarus 11111ch a11d talks little."

ALBERT EMANUEL BUCCIERI Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa; Crane Junior College. "He"// find a way."

EDMUND WEBSTER BURKE Chicago Phi Delta Phi; Round Table; Cornell College; Northwestern University. "E111i11c11tly fitted to carry 011 i11 a prcat traditio11."

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\ l\f ALTER H. BUTHMA:--J

Chi cago Phi A lpha Delta; Northwestern Uni ver sity. "Ass11ra11ce is two -th irds of success."

MAX REGINALD CHAMBERS Ravenna, Ohio Faculty Editor, Tra11script; A rmour Institute of T echnology. "The\• . -), that acco111plish 111ost, 111alce the least l/OlSe .

CHARLES P. CHRI STIA:--JSE N Chicago Phi A lpha Delta; Crane J unior College. "A quiet deep-thi11ki11q 111an's word ·is al·ways respected."

Oak Park FRED ARTHUR CLARKE Sigma Delta Kappa; Ohio State U ni versity. "A character worth_\' of the hiqhcsl praise."

ROBERT CON:--JE LL Chi cago Phi Alpha Delta; Lombard College. "Good J11dy 111ent in 111a11 is a m ost valuable acq11ire111c11 t."

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JOSEPH C. COWEN "With all his faults we love him still."

NORMAN BROOKS DOONAN Chicago Delta Chi ; Chicago-Kent Juni or College; Y. M. C. A. Coll ege. "Courage and presence of 111ind procure success."

EDWARD A. DOWD Chicago Phi Alpha Delta; Y. M. C. A. College. "rVisdom is greater than wea lt h."

FRANCIS CH ARLES EDLER "Knowledge itself is riches."

GEORGE A. EDWARDS Chicago Delta Theta Phi; Treasurer, Senior Class; Crane Junior College. "Chose11 yuardian of the purse by those who knew hi111-nccd 111orc be said?"

HERBERT A. ELLIS Chicago Nu Beta Epsilon; Crane Junior College. "f hai'c acro111p!ishcd <C'hat f "<C'as able."

OWEN EDWARD GARTLA~D Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa; Chicago-Kent Junior College. "lf it's c/assificatio11 )"On 1crn1t-."

Chicago ARTHUR GOLDSTEI~ Crane ] unior College. "Dclerrni11ation that 01'crco111es all obstacles."

路Wheaton EDWARD C. GRITZBAUGH Delta Chi; Freshman Editor, Tra11script '26; 'vVheaton College. "The harder the task, the greater the achieven1e11t."

WILLIAM L. HA WTHOR:\E University of Kebraska. "Aye has w isdo111 as well as years."

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Herr in LO:'\! HANE Y Sigma Delta Kappa: Round Table. "If given to Halley to be dolle, it is done."

Roselle HARRY H. HITZEMA:\T Sigma Delta Kappa; Organizations' Editor, Trallscript '29. "Experie11cc is the .r1reatrst teacher."

ARTHUR C. HOLT Ch icago Art Editor, Revincâ€˘ '26, '27; A r t E di tor, Tra11scr ipt '27, '28, '29; Cap and Gown Committee ; Class Poet; Chicago-Kent Junior College. "The law is also a11 art."

Ch icago HARRY A. HORN Nu Beta Epsilon; Class Histor ian; Crane Junior College. "A man learned in the law."

Elgin FRANCIS T. HOW ARD "Co111111011 se11se is 11ot a co111111011 thi11.r1."

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LEAH L. JACOBSO N Chicago Kappa Beta Pi; Sergeant-At-Arms, Junior Class; Crane Junior College. "Power rests in tranquility."

ARTHUR C. JEPSO N "A 111an of clzeerfnl yesterdays and confident to111orroios."

JULIUS JESMER "His worth is warra11t for his welco111e."

HUGH E. JOH NSON "A friend of whom we shall hear 111ore in the future."

MITCHELL JORDAN Delta Chi.

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Chicago MAX KARGMAN Nu Beta Epsilon; Business Manager , Transcript '29; Chairman, Senior P icture Committee; Round Table; Crane Junior College. "Success awaits his co111ing."

MITCHELL S. KILANOWSKI Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa; Y. M. C. A. Coll ege. "Detennined, dared m1.d done."

DAVID WILLIAM LAB KON " Nothing great was ever achieved without e11thusiaslll."

WDJCEL F. LANGER "His countenance bespeaks deterlllination."

JACK LASKY " Half as sober as a Judye."

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ARTHUR D. LEVINSON Chicago Crane ] unior College. "For 111011 is 111a11, a11d 111aster of his fate."

FREDERICK LANDIS MACMILLA N Logansport, Ind. P hi A lpha Delta; Transcript Pictures' Editor, ] un ior E ditor; Picture Committee, Sen ior Class; Northwestern Un iversity. "He conquers ccâ€˘ho ca11 s111ile."

]. HINTON MASSEY Morris Delta Theta Phi; Round Table; Northwestern Univers ity. "The force of his ow11 merit makes his way."

Indianapolis, Incl. JOHN F. Mc:\TICOL Northwestern University. "A 'ZC'orlnnan is !n1ozun by his zt or/::.." 1

WILLIAM B. MEAGHER Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa; Crane ] unior College. "Difficulty yields to the enterprising."

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BE::--JJAMI N MEISTER Chicago -:\ u Beta Epsilon; Crane Junior College. "ft H'as a pipe."

EDGAR H. MIDDE N DORF Chicago Delta Chi ; Round Table; Chicago Normal College. "Thouqh 111odest, on his 1111e111 barrassed brow Nature hath written 'ye11tlelllan.'"

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S. MILLER Chicago Nu Beta Epsilon ; Basketball '25-'26; -:\orthwestern Univer sity.

" .11uch study had lllade hilll ver_\' lea11."

RALPH J . MOHAN Bradley Polytechnic Institute.

Streator

"There is houcsty, lllauhood, a11d qood fellowship i11 thee."

WALTER MONARCH Chicago Xu Beta Epsilon; Vice-President, Junior Class ; Social Committee, Senior Class; Chi cago-Kent and Crane Jun ior Colleges. "The qrca tcst part of our work is accolllplished."

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BERNARD N. PEARLMAN Chi cago Nu Beta E psilon ; Cap and Gown Committee; Crane Junior College. "I-Jc hath both szc•eated 011d e11d11red cold."

ALEXANDER RAMLOSE Chicago Delta T heta Phi ; Crane College; Lewis I nstitute. "Quality co 1111ts."

LOUIS C. RAPPAPORT Chicago Alpha Sigma Iota; Y. M. C. A. College. " !am 11ow past the craggy paths of study."

BENJAMIN A. RASKY Chicago Basketball , 1926; Crane Junior College. "Quiet, b11t he /n107.c•s a11d /mows that he lm07.e>s, perhaps."

CHARLES PREECE ROCKWOOD Chicago Phi Alpha Delta; University of Illinois. "An archer is lmo·w11 by his ai111, not by his arro1.C'S.n

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B. ROSENZWEIG Chicago Alpha Sigma Iota; Crane Junior College.

"Eayer in pnrsnit of stndies and labonrs."

ALEXANDER J. ROZ~IECKI Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa ; Associate Editor, Transcrip t: Round Table. "A 1nan of valne.' "

HENRY E. SAKS Chicago Nu Beta Epsilon; Senior Picture Committee; Basketball ; Crane Junior College. "Thou ca111'st to th y place

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E. DOUGLAS SCHWANTES Chicago Round Table; Debating Team, '27-'29; Class Orator; Chairman, Class Gift Committee; Transcript Staff; Y. M . C. A. Coll ~ge.

" And st ill they ga:::ed mid still the wonder grew, I-I ow one s111all head could carry all he knew."

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ARTHUR T. SIDEMAN '"!3orn for success he scc111ed."

BYRO.>i C. SHARPE Chicago l:niversity of Illinois. "Fe路w thi11gs are i111possible to diligence and sh//."

H ARRY Z. SIL VERMA.>i Chica go N u Beta Eps ilon; Crane ] uni or College. "Circ11111st a11ces alter cases."

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S. SITKA Chicago Class Gift Committee; Y. M. C. A. College. " /J 'hat he yreatl}' tho11qht, he 11obl3' dared."

DAVID A. SKALIT ZKY vVaterloo, vVis. Delta Chi ; V ice-President, Senior Class; Coll ege Debating T eam ; Senior Debating Team; l:niversity of \Vi sconsin. "Oratory is 11ot a lost art."

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HERBERT S~OWER Chicago Round Table; Cran e Junior College. "Nothing great was ever achieved without e11th11sias111."

JCLIUS E. SOLOMO?\T Central Y. M. C. A. College.

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"fVhcre q11iet11ess prevails, ability is sure to be."

WILLIAM W. SPANGLER "A i•a/11able man to awybody's school."

GEORGE D. STEVENS Chicago Delta Chi; Round Table; Un iversity of Illinois. "Deeds, not words, proclaim the great."

SIGMUND STRAUSS

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"Resolute in actio11, ,!)e11tle in method."

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'\lcHEMAIS TERRY "lf"fw /u;s seen 'l/y' tarn 9 "

LOUIS ALEXA:\DER TRAKSL Berwyn Delta Chi: EJitor, "Franscri,ht 1929; Secretary, Freshman Class; University of Illinois '25. "A <t•isc 111a11 H•i/I 111ake 111ore nppnr/1111itics than he finds."

H.A LPH Tl< E'.JCHAl~ D Delta Chi. "Study. thy pursuit is lw/1/!incss 1'"

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Oak Park G I LBElU 0. \TOLKE Sergcant-at·Anrs, Senior Class; Central Y. M. C. A. and Chicago-Kent Junior College;,. "(,"o rm•ay and let 111c slrcp."

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JO SEPH A. ZAMBl~E!'\O Oak Park D elta Theta Phi; Crane Junior Coll ege. "!-Ir has sci his yoal and s/11 clc."

]. :\. ZI'\1RI:\ G Chicago ;\ u Beta Epsilon ; Crane Junior Coll ege. "A 11d 11 mt • a 111arricd /)([chef or .. ,

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ST ONESCU Chicago Sigma Delta Kappa; Round Table; Class Gift Commi ttee; Hastings College.

" Dependable."

CHARLES RUSSELL ALLEN Delta T heta P hi ; Northwestern Univer sity.

CHAH.LES H. EDWARDS " His voice lends gla111 our to the scene."

"'Tis the reason that counts."

JOSEP H JOHN FITZGERALD V I NCE:-.JT CURTIS BALDWIN Chicago P hi Delta P hi ; Round Table; Burke Debating Society; Dartmouth College.

" By dili9 ence he wins his way."

"For every 7.C'hy he had a wherefore."

"The word 'i1npossible' is not in 1ny vocabulary."

GORDON ALBERT FRANKLI N

EDWARD L. BRACKLOvV

IRVING GREENFIELD

"A s111ile and a ready hand to help."

" A liyht heart lives lon y ."

JOH:-.J \ II/. BROTHER "A brother <C'ho is a friend of all."

JOff\T W. HEDDEKS P hi Delta P hi ; U niversity of Iowa. " B etter do it than wish it do ne."

WILLIAM DONALD CHISHOLM "This life's a serious business."

MEYER K. ISENBERG "Th e best dressed 11ia11 ."

MANUEL E. COWEN "I will fllld a way or 111ali e one."

W I LLIAM C. JASKOWIAK "/Vith steadfast eye he

ya.~es

J ACK A. DIAMOND University of Illinois.

GEORGE L. KANDLIK

" The golden a9e is not behind but before h illl."

"Present."

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i11to th e futu re."

FLOYD

MARIO~

KENLA Y

Sigma Delta Kappa; Uni\·e r sit y of Illinois. " A 11rn11 as true as steel.''

WILLIAM ED\V ARD LANE "The lane before hi111 is broad and briyht." DELL M. MAGNUSO>J "vVe trust hi111 and our faith follows hi111."

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J AMES S. McCARTHY "A politician fro111 Indiana.''

I/ CHARLES EDWARD NE\VTO:\T Delta Chi; Fordham University. "'Hlith steadfast c_\'C he ga.'.:cs into the future.''

JAMES H. PRICER Phi Delta Phi; University of Illinois. "His ability to do is excelled IJy fe; c•."

EDvVIN ELLIOTT SMEETH Phi Delta Phi; Williams College. "A11 all-around 111an co111plctc in hi111sclf."

BERNARD A. SCHROEDER "A man ainong 111en but 111ostly a111011g <c•o111cn. " MIL TON SHAPIRO "A regular fellow." ROLAND ARTHUR TOWLE "He has sci his goal and stuck." ARTHUR T. VIKJE "All 111cn arc created equal, but so111e 111arry." JOHN COKST A>JTIKE WEAVER " Choice word and "111Cas11red phrase alJOvc the reach of 111an." DO>JALD WICKS "111 ark 111c present second hour !"

JONAS WOLFBERG "The first shall be last, and the last shall be first." WALTER L. WRIGHT Atlanta Univers ity. "A diligc11t 111an is prepared for all things."

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The hour for our fir st bow before the curtain has a t last a rrived. \ Ve stand today at the very gateway of life's great activities, prepared by all t hese years of careful , pain staking in struction, and watchful ever-vigil a nt guidance, for the struggle with that real vital existence that a waits us on the outer side. Li ke a conquering army we sta nd, having a lready overcome several ba rrier s, and awaiting the new, defiantly waving our banners symbolic of ou r youthful energy and spirit, before this same gateway of Life. To the members of the Faculty, the time is approaching when we must part; and a s I stand here before you, the spokesman of my class, I cannot refrain from expressing the deep sense of obligation which rests upon us. Yours was truly a task wit h many responsibiliti es a nd burdens, yet you gave unselfis hly of your time and your energy, clay in a nd clay out, and night after night,-so that we might be better prepa red, and our own load lighter fo r the work ahead of us. We acknowledge this debt, and insofar as we are capable, we intend to pay it in the one way contemplated-by ever striving to bring honor and renown to our A lma l\Iater and our pro fession. A nd now my thoughts must necessarily t urn to those of you that have honored me as your spokesman. For me it is hard to say, that I value my legal education more, or even as much as I value t he fri endship that it was mine to have while at school. Such a friendship as ours could only have a ri sen from the reali zation that we all had a burden in common to face which could more easily be overcome by our unselfi sh willing ness to unite our knowledge, so that each mi ght gam thereby. i\Iay that fri endship last fo rever. O ur minds a re under the spell o f t wo great fo rces, memory and hope. Of memory, as we look back over the clays now at a n encl whi ch have given us a feeling unlike any other, a nd have furni shed us str ange experiences. Of hope, as each one of us stands questioning his futu re. A nd now my parting 11路orcl to you is a verse:

"O ne ship sails East, another sails West, W hile the self-s a111 e brcc:::es blo路w: 'Tis the set of the sa il, and not the gale That bids them 'i('here to go. "Lilu the <l'inds of the air arc the 'il'ars of the fate s, As we journry alo11g through life . 'Tis the set of the soul decides the goal, A nd 11 ot the storlll nor the strif e." MEYE R ] L-\ LTX .

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~ I eyer Balin . .... . ......... .. ........ . .......... President David Ska litzky .... .. ............ . ........ V ice President Rudolph Braiman ....... . ... . ... . . .... ..... ..... Secretary Geo rge r\. E dward s .............. . . . ........ . ... Treasurer E. Douglas Schwantes ... ... ............ .. . . .... . .. Orator Harry D. Horn ................. ..... . . ......... Historian Gilbert Volke . . .. .... . .. . ...... .... . . ... Se rgeant-A t-A rm s A rthur C. Holt. ....... .. . ...... .. . . ................. Poet

Three short years ago, there assemb'ed at the Chicago-Kent College of Law a group of embryo judges and statesmen , students, bent upon be:::o:11ing leaders. These stud ents. part of whose previous training was recei ved at many of the great colleges and universities of the country, were destined to become the class of 1929. O fficer s elected the first yea r were Hanmer, pre sident ; Bedling, vice-president: Traksl, secreta ry; H ewitt, treasurer, and Popper, sergeant-at-arm s. T he class immediately showed it s supremacy 111 athletics and debating . Th e second year, l\Ieyer Balin was chosen to lead the class, with :-Ionarch, vice-president; \rVolfberg, secreta ry: E dward s, trea surer ; Leah Jacob son, se rgeant-at-arms. It was a well-recognized fact that the inten se application to stud y involved a curtailment of mo st of the social activities ordinarily embraced in th e school year , so they were di spensed with. The determination to master the all importan t subject s propounded 111 the Junior yea r re sulted in victory for most of those whose assiduity and conscientious endeavor had gained for them a comprehensive knowledge of the fundamentab of the la w. The great dread for th e examinati on s, however , proved well founded, for the final te sts of the seme ster proved as unpregnab!e to m2ny students as the J\ock of Gibralter. Th e Junior Class kept up the precedent establi shed while fresh men. bv contiiluing to be victorious 111 debating, and agam showed their prowess 111 the a rt of convincing argument. It was the unanimous opinion of the cla ss th at its thr ee man team, composed of Charles H . Ed\\-c1rds, J ohn C. Weaver, a nd E. Douglas Schwa ntes, were inf eri or to none when it came to th e clear and lucid presentation of su bjects for debate. It was with a feeling of satisfaction that a nother g reat milestone had been passed at the encl of the Juni or yea r, and th e la st lap 111 the race for lea rning loomed in the near future. O ur last year found ll alin aga m at th e helm \vith the officers listed at the head of this story as hi s n111111ng mates. It 1vas \\路ith a feeling of confid ence 39

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that we embarked upon our last scholastic venture, smce we knew that graduation was around the corner. And now that graduation 1s 111 the offing, we may look back reminiscently at the time spent at Chicago-Kent. The weeks and months of endeavor, which 111 the prospective seemed endless, have clicked by like joints in the rails of swiftly moving trains. It is little to wonder then that we semors feel proud of the record we have established at school; tbe feeling that the seed bas been sown which makes for great lawyers and statesmen. The learning which we have absorbed in the three years of nights has resulted 111 the erection of a substantial foundation upon which the success of the class of '29 1s assured, for it is a truism that the earnest application of reason, hard work and honest endeavor can have but one ultimate result, and that is success. Thus the history of the class of 1929 is but the commencement, and at the same time the nucleus of the bright and vivid history which 1s made 111 the battle of life, for \\路hich we have been so throughly prepared at Kent.

HARRY HoRx.

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l\I. EDWARD _-\BRA:\I

Lou is ).I. No1Es

PAUL H . DUNAKIN

i\!IKNA i\Ioscnrnoscrr Scnl\UDT

VVILLIAl\1 HETTLEMEX

THOl\fAS TIGHE, JR.

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History of the Class of 1930

HH.EE month s of recreati on served well in r eviving the zeal an d vigor with which the Class of 1930 was to encounter th e tasks set for it in its seco nd yea r of existence. No preliminaries, such as were provided in our infancy, were necessary to acclimate us to th e rigorou s routine of the School. We settled clown in earn est earl y in the year to meet those dragons, Real Property, Ev id ence a nd \!V ill s, concerning whi ch we had heard much wh il e engrossed 111 our fir st engagement w ith th e Law Books.

The Class was !eel through the conflict by the fo llo wing office r s, who were elected December 19, 1928: Clayton B. Thomas ........... . .... . ............. President Charl es K irschbaum ............. . ........... V ice-President l\Ia ry Arth ur ... ... ... .. ... ....... ..... ... ....... Secretary J. J. Chapman ....... .......... . ... .. .. ... . ..... T reasur er Harry l\Iartin .. . ....... ............ ...... Sergeant-at-arm s E arl y in the second Semester, a meeting was ca ll ed and plan s were laid for a Class Party, an event almost unhea rd-of in th e annals of th e Junior Cla ss a t Ke nt. A Social Committee was appointed and was composed of the following student s: Charle s K irschbaum, Chairman ; E. G. Gernrich, Walter W. Planke , W illiam C. l\IacLea n, and l\I. C. Van A lyea. U nder the ab le direction of these men, the plan s materi alized and on the evenmg of l\Iay 10, 1929, th e Class a ssembl ed at the l\Iorrison Hotel and enj oyed two hours of diversifi ed entertainment. Interesting r emark s by J uclge Pickett, together with some excellent mu sical number s by Professor William G. Wood a nd Cha rles N ewton, a member of the Graduating Cla ss, made those attending feel that their dollars had been well spent. This occasion gave us an opportunity to welcome back one of tho se who had prev iously strayed from the fl ock:, l\Ii ss l\Iary A rthur. A resolution, made by J. Warren l\IcCaffrey, was adopted , to the effect, that the Cla ss would, 111 1930, follow the precedent it had establi shed a nd would plan to hold a Class Pa rty after it had return ed to Ke nt as a band of bold and mighty Seniors. A lthough th e Cla ss Debating Team was vanquished by the verdant Freshmen in the Inter-Class contests, our broth er s Francis E. Cash and J . Warren l\IcCaffrey able to display t hei r fine fettle 111 th e word battles of the InterColl egiate Debates in a manner which brought words of pra ise for our Cla ss and School. \Ne are proud of th e Record we have left 111 the Halls of Kent, fe ll owstuclent s, and we look eage rl y forward to the time when we shall be driving the fi nal rivet into our Hope Chest of Knowledge. ~Cla:/ton B. Thomas .

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ADA ) I S, F . 'vV.

BRO\VKIKG, (LAREXCE

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DAUGHERIT Y, PARK HOLLA ND

DEAX, FRED T.

BRUECHERT, HORACE A.

DELEEUW, A BRAIIA)!

ALLEX, Jo rrx REx , J1c

BUCKLEY, JoHx R .

DExEKE, Eu1rn F.

AKDERSOX, ALVIN

BuRDETT, Rol3ERT J .

AYL\\"Al<D, PAUL LEON

BURK, ]E\\"ELL

BALLCFF, EDwr x JA ) !E S

Bcwr, MAR\"JK J71S KE

DIGGIX S, (L ARK PIERCE

BASKES, IRWIN S.

BUTLER, FRA XCIS IG>: ATI US

Drxo:--: , RoBERT L EE

BATES, VEllXON BRU:'>:UAGE

CAPEK, LESLIE J.

DO H ERTY, \ VI LLI A:-I J osEPll

BA UERSFELD, BERXICE

CA RPEXTER, (LIFFORD S.

D U DA Y, EDw ARD

B.•\ULD, KATHARINE E .

CARROLL, THO:-IA S J .

D u xx, T llO'-L\ S B.

BECK, R AY )JOX D A ., JR.

CARROLL, 'v\TILLI A)[

BECKER, KEXNETH E.

(AS IT, FRAXCIS ED)IUX D

E) lERSOX, DUDLEY RIGBY

BECK\\TfH, MILTO N M.

(ASS, CECIL LEE

E\"E K , ]OH)! THEODORE

BELDIXG, EDWARD BALE

(I-IAP)IAX, J ACOB J .

Enr: s , CHARLES BuTLER

BELLO\\"S, MA U RI CE G .

CLA RKE, TJ-JO)[AS MOORE

FAI\\"ELL, RAY)JO:'>:D

Coco, SA~JUEL J.

FAKE, FREDE RICK R .

BEX ~F.X , GEORG E A.

C oH x, \VrLLI1u1

F ALASz, ]OI-1:\f M ICHAEL

BER>: STEI X, MORRI S

COLBY, FRAXCI S T.

FAT HAUER, v\TALTER

BICEK, EDw ARD G .

( OLE, SIDNEY

A LEXAXDER,

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ABELL, HARRIET

MERCER

BEHAXX A, p ,\ U L

B1>:>:EY, RALPH

BLOCK, M EL\"] :\'

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DWYER, HO\\"ARD AxoREW

FEEXEY, THO)!AS

FELDOK, BExJAi\UN \V.

COLOl-IA K, VhLLI A~I

F 1x x, R ICHA RD GLASSBHOOK

CmrnE, Lmrn1x CLIKTON

FIK STOX , CHARLES

CoxKLi x, Go1rnox M ARIO x

Fr s l L\L\x, MAx

COO PER, RAxDALL H .,

BO\\"EX, (LARE:\'CE

C.,

DIA)JOXD, JACK A.

Co u1e1 s , ERIC

Brs11or, RoBERT N.

Boxn, EuGEKE

DE\"lXATZ, CARL

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Frrz s n n rnx s , Prncv \ VILLIA'-1

CO RBETT, RT CJ-HIOXD M.

FLYNX, EDWARD J.

BoYER, GLE xx D.

Cox, Jon N R U DOLPH

FREXCI-1, JA)[ES A .

BRADY, EDWARD G .

(RA \ "EN ' GEORGE BERN ARD

GANXOK, EDWARD P.

BRAKA:\fD, ROBERT

CcsTER, NoRTON

GARUT>:ER, \VILLLUI GEORGE

BREEx, Jo r-r N F.

CzoxSTKA, FLORI AN V .

GA TES, E)!ERY MILTO:\f

BREK K , Ax n -IONY T.

DANKO \\"SK, HE:\fRY P .

GEMRTCH, EDWL'< G .

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HO:\!EL, AAROS M.

L ASE, FR.-\ SC fS B .

GoLB. SA:\Il.i EL H.

HOPPE, Tno:.!A s STE P HEK, JR.

LEl\TI:\, T H F:ODORE A.

GoLDEs s os, EuGEi\ E S .

HORllTrz, Ri.:n Es

GOLD:\!AX, ALBERT

H l"LBERT, HES RY GEORGE

GoL D:\IA "· BES vVILBU R

H G i\S, CLIFFORD E .

Gu1'z. Rom:1n

Goo1J1uc rr , PA U L \V . I

LISDROTH , ALBA?\ \VILUA:\f

L Ol\GSTREET , ROY \\' .

Go u LD, GEORGE ROLL A GRAllA:\I , E RRETT

JEl\TZ SCH ,

VI/ ALTER

J. CIJ\\"IG,

R OBERT R OG ERS

J ES:\IER, SOLO:\IOS

L CRIF:, S A:\IC EL

GREE'>A11·ALT, GuY

JosEs, EnwARD SARGE>iT

LYDOS, JA:\!ES PATRI CK

GREESE, ERl\E ST ADDISON

J o 1'ES, PAUL M c R.

LY1'S , J. BERSARD

J o RDO'>, BEXJA:\ll:\

LYTLE, M ER11·ys Q c rscY

KARBO\"S KY, Vh LLT A:\l

M ACALCSO, SA:\Ili EL J.

GROPPT, Jo ns

GROSS, L A \\"RE :\CE M. HA:\IILTos, \ ·V :1r. vV ARo

M AC LEAS , vV ILLIA:.r

HAKEY, LAN

lZEL LE Y, ELIJ Aii B.

MALK U S, SA:\!UEL

K ELLEY, J. Q C i :\ CE A .

MALOY, HAR RY E .

HAS SOS, C HARLES F .

KE LLY, JA:\I ES A .

HAl\ SOS , FHED BROW N

Krm; s , SrnsEY

H ARGRA\"E, EDIVIS ELl\"OOD

Krn s 1-rnA u :.r, C H ARLES

HARRI SOI\ , J ACOB S.

KLE I "· ALLES

HART, .:-.Jo 1n rA N

KUKA , ERl"L\f RO BERT

M A RTI i\ ' C LA RE KC E F.

HA T llORS E, ZEl\ AS F.

K r.Ol"E, ALLA ?\ A DOLPH U S

M ARTI S , HAR RY

HA11T1s s, HER BEin FRASCIS

KsIGHT, Jo sE P H C .

M cCA BE, E n 11·ARD

HE ALY, MoRGA.'1 T HO:\IA S

Ko:1uE, DA X IEL

M cCAFF REY, \VARRE s

K RAL:ss, C nESTER P. A .

Mc C REnTE , ESTHER

KROLL, HARRY

M c Gi~ LEY, Jos EPil

K11u EGER, DA1·rn E .\ !ORY

J\!IEr. A i\ GTOS , RO BERT

H I P P, Euz AnETH C oB U RK

KL; LA, Jo sEPH S.

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MILLER, JAt.fES S.

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TRUJ'rT, RICHARD B.

SCHEIDT, B. A.

TuROFF, LEE

SCHLUXDT, PA UL].

TYGESEK, ROY F.

SCHULTZ, RAY:\IOXD

UHRIG, DAKIEL].

MuLLTGAK, RAY:\IOXD H .

SCJ-JWARTZ, HARTllIAN

MURRAY, DOUGLAS H.

SEWELL, HAROLD

MURRAY, FRA NK G.

SHANKOK, MARGARET

VAN HORNE, MARJORIE

MYERS, CHARLES RoE

SHOCKEY, FRAKKLL'i P.

VIEREGG, JoH N A.

NELSO'>, ERLAND OLAF

SHORT, CORNELIUS QUINLAN

VOGEL, CARL

NELsox, MARJORIE ELAINE

SHORT, J Al\IES

NELSON, MELVIN S.

SIGLER, \!ERNO'<

vVALKER, NoRVA L H.

NETTO, FRED

Snrox, PHILIP J.

WALL, CLL\lENT J ., JR .

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Snroxs, HARRY A.

\iVALLACH , SOLLIE

UPDIGTOX, JA:\lES

VAN ALYEA, MEL\"JLLE

VoLO, PARE.

NoRKOWSKT, THEODORE JosEPH S:-rnLzER, WILLIAM JOH N

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S:-nTH, MILTON JOSEPH

WALTER, ARTHC:R Sc1-1 wARTz

SMITH, RODERT F.

\VAXTUCK, \!\'ALTER J.

0BERl\lAYER, CHARLES BEXJA:\IIN, JR. O'B 1un:, JA:-n:s

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STAFFORD, COLBY T. STALLJXG, BETLIRE E.

GEORGE F.

\VATSON, RICHARD SHERIDAX, JR.

O'BRI E'<, JoH N

STAKTOK, HELE N M.

Ou:-.;, SPENCER

S TEX SJ.AN D, THEODORE NELSON WEIKSTETX, DAVID H.

WARE, ROBERT HAYDEN

STEVENSON, HERBERT F.

WEINZBIMER, LILLIAN V.

STILLEY, HARRY HUGH

\i\TELDOX , I SABEL

PHILLIPS, CHARLES H., JR.

STOX E, LE\'ERETT I VO R

\VIGGIKS, HARRY FRANK

PICKUS, Louis

STROMQUIST , FRANK A.

WILKE, HAROLD \VTLLIAM

PLAKKE, WALTER \i\T~I.

SULLI\'AK, DEXIS EMMOKS, JR. \i\TJLLIAMS , BED FORD

POLLACK, MINKJE

SuLLl\'AK, ROGER J .

WILLIAMS, EDWARD MILLER

SwrNEY, \V1LLTA:-r ELLIS

\V1sn1A:-.:, Ctons R.

PowERs, GLEKN LEROY

SzAIDIACH, STANLEY EDWARD

WOLFSOl-IN, JoEL DAVID

PmcE, RonERT CECIL

TALCOTT, GROVE G.

ZA:-IBRExo, Louis R.

READ, Jrno:-rn BERTRAND

TERBELL, FLOYD 0.

ZEKAS, CHARLES E.

RounAL, JosEPH ].

TH 0:\IAS, CLAYTON B.

ZIKGREBE, RA y

PENFOLD, CHARLES PETERS, HARRY

POWELL, LEWIS

RO\\'AN, JA:\IE S

TnoncsoN, EARL H.

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Delta Chi Fouuded October 13, 1890 at Cornell University Chicago-Kent Chapter Chartered ]1111e 30, 1896

FRATRES IN FACULTATE WENDELL H. SIIAN.'!ER WILLIA?\'[ J A:lffS

FRATRES IN COLLEGIO

Seniors JOH N BROTHER

DAVID SKALlTZKY

NO RMAN DOONA N

GEORGE STEVE\:S

EDWARD GIUTZBAUG H

Lours

ARTJ-It:R }EPSON

RALPH TRENCHAim

G. l\IncnELL JORDAN

ROLAND TOWLE

EDGAR l\IJDDE:\TDORF

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CHARLES E . NEWTON

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MERCER ALEXANDER

EDWIN G. GE :vrn1c1-1

EDWAIW G. BRADY

HAHRY LEE l\IAHTI>f

HORACE BRUECI-IART

JAM ES J\foYER

SA:lfUEL C LAC SEN

CLAYTO>J B. TIIO?IIAS

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QuINLAX SHORT

ROGER SULLIVAN

HERDERT F. STEVENSON

JOHN H. VERIGG

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BER:\ARD SCHROEDER

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BEKJA:\1 J )J NElDLll\GER

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CIIAl<LES B. ROCKWOOD

V\f ALTER

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CHARLES C1rn.ISTJA:\SE:\

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65 Active Senates

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SENATE ROLL J EFFERSO X ... •. .. ... Cni\·ersity of Richmond KEI\T ........ ...... . l\ew Yor k Law School LA,CAR .... .. • ...... . .... Mercer Univer sity LixCoLx ...... . ... . .. Univers ity of Chicago LURTON ...... .. Chattanooga College of Law MARSHALL . .. . . ... Ohio Northern U niversity MAxlVELL. .. ... . .... Univer sity of Nebraska McENERKEY . . ...... U n iversity of California McKEx'-1 A.... Loyola University (Chicago) McKrxLEY .... John Mar shall School of Law (Cleveland) MITCHELL ..... .. ... University of Minnesota PrrxEY ....... . . . . . New Jersey Law School RA:-rsEY . . . ... . .... St. Paul College of Law RAxxEY .... .. . . The C leveland Law School RoOT ... . ..... . . .. . . .. .. Stanford Univer sity SxvDER .... T he Kansas City School of Law STORY. .. . .... . ... U niver sity of Washington Seattle, \ Vash.

JOH N ADAMS ... ...... ... Boston University BAKEWELL ............ St. L ouis University BANTA .... .............. Indiana University BATTLE ........ U ni vers ity of North Car olina BENTOK ....... . .. .. . Washington Univer sity Buss ... .. . . .. . . . ... University of Missour i BREWER ........... .. . University of Kansas BRY AK .. .............. C r e ighton U niver sity CH ASE ... .. .... . ... .. Ohio State U niver sity CHRISTIAX CY ....... U ni ver sity of Michigan Cou : .... .. . ... ... .... . .. . Drake U ni ver sity Coou:v ........ .. ... Detroit College of Law DA no DAVIS ..... . ... . U niversity of Illinois DAY .. . .. .... .. Western Reserve University DILLON . . .... . . . . . ...... U n iversity of Iowa DouGLA S .. . ..... John Marshall Law School DWIGHT . . . ...... ...... Columbia U n iversity EscH WEILER .... .. . .. . Marquette U niversity FARRAR .. .... ............ Loyola U niver sity (New Orleans, La.) FIELD . . ... U niver sity of Southern California FINCH .. . .. .... .. .. . ... .. Cornell U niversity FLEMIKG . .. .. .. .... . University of Colorado FULLER .... ......... . . . Fordham University GrnsoN . ......... .. U niversity of Pitt sburgh A LEXANDER HAMILTO:\' .. . . ...... ...... . .......... The Brooklyn School of Law HARLAN ....... . U ni versity of South Dakota J UDSON HARMON .... U ni versity of C inc innati HEMPHILL. .. Southern Methodist U niversity HOH FELD . ......... . ...... . . Yale Univer sity HOLMES .......... Dickinson School of Law Hos MER . . . .... . .. . ... U ni versity of D etroit SA~! HouSTOK ... .. .... U ni versity of Texas How AT ........ . . ... .. .. University of Utah INGALLS ... ... .... . .. .. . . Washburn College HOWELL E. J ACKSO:<r . University of Memphi s JoH K J AY ..... .... .. ..... St. John's College

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c. PICKETT

EDw ARD N. BULLARD

CHARLES

WEBSTER H. BURKE

WALTER

Ho~. GuY GuERNSEY

ERNEST E. TuPES

HON. WILLIAM

LINDSAY

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VINCENT EDMUND JOH N

BALDWIN

J. HARVEY PRICER

BURKE

ELLIOTT SMEETI-I

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CLARENCE

JOHN F. MERRIAM

H . WILLIAM HANMER

CHARLES

J AMES R. HEMINGWAY

CHARLES H. PHILLIPS

HENRY G. HULBERT

WALTER

HENRY

MACLEAN

J. WARREN MCCAFFREY

WILLIAM W. HAMILTON

ERVIN

WILLIAM

BROWNING

KLIKA

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RAYMOND

LAMP

MYERS PLANKE SCHULTZ

DENIS E. SULLIVAN, JR.

LAMY

EARL H. THo:-1soN

LINDROTH

GEORGE F.

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HENRY F . MALOY

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NORBERT J . MARTENS

MARVIN F. Bmn

HERBERT N. NrcI-IOLS

RICHMOND M. CORBETT

CHARLES B. OBERMEYER

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CLARK F . DIGGINS

SPENCER

WALTER JENTZSCH

GROVE G . TALCOTT

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Forensics ~ G the past D UeRI nviable p ositio n

year the Chicago-Kent College of La w retaineJ its ic the fo r eground of intercoll egia t e deb a ting .

E arl y 111 th e sch oo l year , the stude nts w er e g iy en t h e oppor t unity of di splaying their individual talents in the field of foren sic art. The occas10n being the annual tryouts in the respective classes to determine the winners of the Edmund W. Burke Memorial prizes given to the students of the college who excel 111 oratory and debating . The contests were held under the very able supervi sion of Coach W illia m James. T he students r esponded very enthusiastically to hi s call, competition was keen, a nd as a result the oratory was filled with eloquence a nd logic, a nd the speeches were of an exceptional high caliber. The success ful contestants in the Senior debating contest were: E. Douglas Schwantes, Charles H. Edwards, and David A . S kalitzky. The awards in the Junior contest went to P. W arren l\IcCaffery, Vernon Sigler , and F rancis E . Cash. T he winner s o f the F reshman contest were: Robert N. Bishop, Horace G. Marshall, and R icha rd G. F inn. Immediately following these success ful tr youts, wer e h eld the round robin series of debates to determine the class champions o f the college. The fi rst interclass debate was held between the team s o f the F reshman a nd Junior classes on the evening of November 2nd. T he subject a rgued pro a nd con with excellent thought a nd debating ability was : "Resolved : T hat national adverti sing, as now car ried on, 1s socially a nd econom ically ha rmful. " T he F reshmen successfull y upheld the negative side of t he question. E ncouraged by their victor y, the F reshmen now had high a mbitions, and earnestly prepared to meet the noble Seniors. O n F riday evernng, December 14th, these ri vals debated a subj ect well chosen fo r law students, na mely, Resolved : "That t rial by 1ury should be abolished m the United States." T he debate att racted a la rge audience, everyone of whom thoroughly enj oyed th is bitter struggle fo r the team deba ting a nd oratorical supremacy of the College. T he F reshmen upholding the negative were milita nt to the encl, but they could not quite match the eloquence a nd cogent a rgument of t he more experienced Seniors. As a result the Senior class team emerged victorious and were declared the class Champions of the College. T hose who represented th e victors. who thi s year are class cha mpions, were E. Douglas Schwantes, David A . Skalitzky, and Cha rles H. Edwards. Coach \.Vi lli am James now spent hi s efforts and time preparing hi s debators for th e series of intercollegiate radio debates, over Wl\fAQ that were soon to fol low. 69 ~---

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On Janua ry 13th, Chicago-Kent College of Law went on t he air, for the first time thi s year, against Coe College. J. 路warren l\IcCaffery and Francis E. Cash very ably advocated the negative of the question: "Resolved. "That further extension of install ment buying would be economically unsound ." T he result of the contest was determined by popular vote, the radio audience ma iling 111 their votes. Coe College received a slight majority.

\\"a shington and Lee University sent a strong team to our city on February 10th to debate the follo wing subj ect: " R esolved, T hat Congress should enact uniform marriage and divorce laws for all states, constitutional ity waived." The Chicago-Kent College was very well represented by Charles H. Edwards, Richard G. F inn, a nd Robert N. Bishop, who upheld the negative side of the question, but un fortu nately the majority of the radi o audience refused to be moved by their splendid efforts. The colors of Chicago-Kent College were carried to a decisive victory on l\Iarch 10th. T he debating team of the U niversity of F lori da came up from the South to engage our team on the following subj ect, "Resolved, T hat the system of trial by jury should be a bol ished in the United States." So successfully did David A. Skalitzky, Horace G. l\Iarsh all, a nd E . Douglas Sch wantes propound the negative that one member of the radio a udience from Iowa mai led in the foll owing letter: " I have noted carefully-grasp of t he question, accuracy of analysis, selection of evi dence, order and cogency of a rguments; likewise. earnestness of voice, emphasis and enunciation. I cast my vote for the team representing the Chicago-Kent College of Law." This debate drew the largest popular vote of the season. O ur seri es of radio debates was brought to a most successful close on April 7th when Robe rt N. Bishop and Vernon S igler met and defeated the team from the College of St. Thomas who last year won the National Coll egiate Debating Cham pionship. The team from Chi cago-Kent College argued with commending a bility and success the negative of the foll owing subj ect: "Resolved, T hat the public should retain ownership of a nd develop the principal sources o f hydroelectric power in the U nited States." To Coach \iVilliam James belongs the credit a nd honor of entrenching the debating teams o f the Chicago-Kent College of Law in a position of ve ry high r epute 111 the field of intercoll egiate forensics. T h e debaters a re greatly 111 debted to him for the unstinted efforts he has extended in their behalf. \i\!ith much patience a nd skill he has developed voices that someday may resound in the halls of Congress.

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Humor Court Criminal Class Prof.: Suppose my dog and I are out taking a walk. An enemy of mine with the intention of killing me fires his pistol but kills my dog instead of me. Would that constitute a crime?" Freshman: "No, sir, that would be criminal negligence."

Judge, to Mitchell Kilanouski: "vVhen you saw the plaintiff and the defendant engaged in a fight, why didn't you stop the defendant from beating up the plaintiff?" Mitch: "Your honor, I didn't know who was going to be the defendant." II

THE FIRST WISE CRACK Eve, looking up at Adam in an apple tree: "Adam, those apples look good, will you throw me clown a few?" Adam, peacefully gnawing on an apple: "Sure, Eve, just pick up your apron to catch them."

The penalty for bigamy is two wives.

RUBBED THE WRONG WAY "Wassa matter, Flo?" "Gawel! Mae, never go out with a chiropractor."

Attorney, cross-examining a 路witness: "Are you sure that you were swinging the lamp to notify the people that the train was coming when the accident occurred?" Witness: "Yes, sir." AttornC'y: "Rm-that's peculiar." vVit11ess: "Not at all, sir, the lamp wasn't lighted."

"Why are young lawyers a necessity?" "Because necessity knows no Law."

Nick: "I'll give you a nng, Irene, if you go away and let me and your sister alone." Irene: "I don't wanna ring." Niclc: "What do you want." Irene: "I wanna watch." 72

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A l\IODERN DEFINITION OF FASHION "What is fashion?" "Fashion is dinner at midnight and a headache in the morning."

One of them: "I once loved a girl that made a fool out of me." The other: "What lasting impression some girls make."

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Dad: "Bobby, do you want to see the new baby brother the stork just brought you?" Bobby: "Naw, I wanna see the stork."

A VOIDING TEMPT A TI ON The doctor took 011e look at the new patient and remarked: "You'll have to call another physician." "What, am I as sick as all that?" asked the attorne~ 1 â€˘ "No, but you're the lawyer who cross-examined. me in the Roe case last March when I was called to give expert testimony. My conscience won't permit me to kill you, but I'm hanged if I want to cure you, so goodbye."

TWO POINTS OF VIEW "Girls," he remarked sente11tio11sly, "are prettier than men." "Why naturally!" she exclaimed. "No," he gently corrected her, "artificially."

The day was very cold, the car was very old and when the owner parked he tenderly covered the hood with a blanket. Small boy at wrb: "Too late, mister; you can't hide it. We all saw it when you pulled up ."

ANNUAL SENIOR'S CHAMPIONSHIP GAl\IE Starting lineup. (Nobody knows how it will end.) EVENING SESSION (BLUES) 1. Kilanowski, ss. 2. Chambers, lb. 3. MacMillan, 2b. 4. Meagher, If. 5. Volke, 3b. 6. Rosenzweig, rf. 7. Rasky, cf. 8. Rappaport, c. 9. Braiman, p.

AFTERNOON SESSION (WHITES) 1. Newton, 3b. 2. Moham, 2b. 3. Zambreno. ss. 4. Stonescu, 1f. 5. Haney, rf. 6. Meister, cf. 7. Bissell, lb. 8. Snower, c. 9. Buccieri, p. 73

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umpires-Billy 路woods, Billy Woods, and JJilly 'Woods. No one else wanted the job. Final A rbitrators-.i\Irs. Bissel and .i\Iiss Jacobson . DO N 'T TRY TO FIGURE THIS GAi\IE O U T BECAUSE IT IS L\IPOSSIBLE. First Inning BLUES: "I'm telling you" Al Buccieri gives the ball a shower bath with his ever-dry saliva and throws the ball. "Ball one:" bawls Billy 路woods. Immediately the Whites rush in and force the ump to swear that he will tell nothing but the truth and the whole truth. On the next toss, Kilanowski hits to Zambreno, who threw the ball to Bissell who did there and then with malice aforethought tag him out. But the ump, apparently thinking that he was playing golf said Mitch made a hole in one. Billy Woods called 4 balls on Chambers and sat him clown. The Whites then filed a mandamus petition asking that Billy Woods call a ball a ball and not a strike. (Kind hearted people, these lawyers.) MacMillan stole second without hitting the ball, and as a consequence an indictment was returned against him charging that the aforesaid .i\Iac did there and then unlawfully did commit a crime against the King (help, the British are coming) by unlawfully, etc., appropriating to his use one second base of the value of $10.00. The vVhites were overruled by Billy vVoocls on the ground that no notice was served. Bill Meagher swung at the next one so hard that he knocked i\Ieister out of breath. An action of trespass was filed, but the Whites lost after Rasky pleaded "Scienter," Billy Woods thus acknowledging that every clog is entitled to one bite. Braiman, being tired of waiting, hit the next ball to Stonescu and walked to third. He blamed this mistake on his pipe and was sustained. Upon this ruling a riot, affray, and a public fight followed . Ten thousand people were hurt and nobody knows how many were killed. The police is hot on the trail of the guilty party and several arrests are expected soon. (Who cares.) Rosenzweig hit a fly to Haney and was immediately taken out by the AntiCruelty Society for being cruel to animals . Rappaport batted in his place and after hitting the ball he ran after it and caught the darn thing for the second out. (Some people get that way after going to a law school for three years.) He received a great hand but returned it saying that a Packard would be more a ppreciatecl. Volke tripled to deep center for the third out. It was a tremendous hit and Volke sold three second-hand cars to his admirers. WHITES: A fter Chick Newton called the roll, he swung hard at two pitched balls and walked . .i\Ioham refused to hit the ball on the grom1d that there was a latent ambiguity in it and brought an action against the manufacturer on the grounds that they were defrauding the public. This case is now pending in the Soaprine Court. A deci sion which will shock the legal world is expected. ( A ny decision generally shock s the legal world .) Zambreno called Billy Woods a robber after the latter called him out on 4 ball s. Billy \i\Toocl s filed an acti on of slander again st Zarnbreno and Zam

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admitted that he will try to get out by pleading the truth, that is, the truth of the matter that Billy 路woods did rob him by calling him out. The boys expect Billy Woods to win; he generally does anyhow. The case may be tried before an Oak Park J. P. Consec1uently Nick Stonescu hit the ball out of the park and in consequence did then and there consequently run the bases and in consequence, the consequences were rather disasterous to the Blues . The Blues appealed on a writ of error claiming that the ball fell foul. They always do this . Lon Haney, the Herin Streak refused to continue with the game on the grounds that if he actually hit the ball the sheriff out at Herin would take him to jail. Some people have all the luck. 11

Mrs. Dissell got tired at this time and took her husband out of the game. Poor Jay had no alternative. He had to go. Buccieri started to wise crack about the life of a bachelor but he immediately stopped when he saw l\iiss Jacobson approaching. Everybody got tired at this time and the game was postponed. anyhow.

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