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Cleaning up after storm WILD storms knocked down trees and damaged homes across Victoria last week. The storm hit on Tuesday, 13 February. Kingston mayor Jenna DaveyBurns said that damage was found across the municipality. Last week she said the weather had “caused significant disruption across Kingston, with reports of damage to homes and sheds, dozens of trees down and power outages still impacting a large number of our residents and businesses.” “We are working around the clock to help clean up and get things back to being safe as quickly as possible,” Davey-Burns said. “If your property has damaged trees and vegetation that won’t fit in your green bin, you can book a free collection at kingston.vic. gov.au/tree-prunings”. Davey-Burns thanked the SES workers who helped clean up in the days that followed. Picture: Supplied
Aged care home closing Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au A BONBEACH aged care home is set to close its doors, impacting nearly 50 elderly residents. Calvary Bonbeach will permanently close on 31 May. Residents and their families were informed of the closure on 13 February. 49 residents will be moved to other Calvary facilities, or to other homes if needed. In a media release, Calvary said the Bonbeach home was “unable to
meet the expectations of contemporary age care services into the future as it predominantly features shared bedrooms and bathrooms facilities. “Calvary has decided to close the home as the extensive redesign and building works needed to modernise the facilities cannot be completed while residents and staff remain. Calvary recognises moving home and workplace is disruptive for our residents and staff, but we believe it offers better long-term outcomes compared with any temporary relocation. “Calvary will support the transi-
tion of all 49 residents to homes with better amenities across the Calvary network, or to another aged care provider if residents choose. Tailored relocation plans to meet individual needs and preferences have been developed and where possible, to ensure a continuity of care, Calvary Bonbeach staff will be offered redeployment across the same mix of Calvary’s 30 other Victorian homes as relocated residents.” Calvary acting regional chief executive for Victoria, Bryan McLoughlin, said that closing the facility was “a very difficult decision.”
“At Calvary we are committed to our mission to serve our communities through modern and high quality care services, and we will be supporting our Bonbeach residents and staff to ensure a smooth transition to a new home offering more suitable and contemporary amenities,” he said. The site will be sold once residents are moved elsewhere. Residents needing priority care will be offered a move to a new expanded home at Calvary George Vowell in Mount Eliza. For more information visit www. calvarycare.org.au.
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Intersection safety changes considered CHANGES to the intersections of Nepean Highway, Station Street, and McLeod Road in Carrum are being considered. The level crossing at Station Street in Carrum was removed in February 2020. At the same time the intersection of Station Street and McLeod Road changed from a t-intersection to a multi-leg cross intersection. In November 2020 a 75-year-old woman was killed in a car crash at the intersection of Station Street and McLeod Road. A survey on potential changes to the intersection is now underway. The VicRoads website reads that responses “will help inform planning for future safety improvements at the intersection.” “Please note this is an investigative study at this stage and funding for potential improvements would be considered in future funding programs,” VicRoads said. The survey is open until Sunday 25 February 2024. To take part visit vicroads.vic.gov.au/planning-andprojects/melbourne-road-projects/ nepean-highway-station-street-andmcleod-road-intersections-carrumcommunity-survey Brodie Cowburn
ENTERTAINERS at last year’s Mordi Fest. Picture: Supplied
Mordi Fest next month MORDI Fest will return to Peter Scullin Reserve next month. The Pierce Brothers, Teen Jesus and The Jean Teasers, The Vanns, and Tim Rogers & The Twin Set will headline the event. Entry into the festival is $5. The event will run from 11am on 2 and 3 March. For more information visit kingston.vic. gov.au/community/events/upcoming-events/ mordi-fest
TRAFFIC at the intersection under the rail bridge in Carrum (diagram inset). Picture: Supplied
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MPs Danny Pearson, Pauline Richards, Sonya Kilkenny, Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles, and Labor Dunkley candidate Jodie Belyea at Hall Road last Friday. Picture: Gary Sissons
Hall Road reopens after upgrades CLOSED lanes on Hall Road have reopened to traffic after the completion of major upgrade works. The state and federal governments have spent $141.25 million each upgrading Hall Road. Work began in 2022, and major works wrapped up last week. In total, 5.2 kilometres of new lanes were completed and new signalised intersections were installed at McCormicks Road, Taylors Road, Western Port Highway, and Evans and Cranbourne-Frankston roads. Minor works will take place
G A L L E R Y TA L K Our three new autumn exhibitions launch on Saturday 2 March. On tour from the JamFactory, Adelaide, New Exuberance: Contemporary Australian Textile Design highlights the exciting and dynamic work taking place in textile-based art and design in Australia.
Join Emma Shepherd from Sundance Studio for a weaving workshop at MPRG and a visit to her studio in Flinders. Hear from New Exuberance artists and learn from industry leaders of contemporary fashion and design at a symposium at Beleura House and Garden. Subscribe to our newsletter to find out about our program of talks, workshops and studio visits.
We also have New Wave 24, our annual showcase of incredibly talented local VCE and VCE VET students, and we are pleased to present the work of Flinders-based weaver Emma Shepherd of Sundance Studio in our foyer.
Entries for our biennial National Works on Paper (NWOP) prize are open until 5 April. This major award attracts leading artists from across the country working with paper. NWOP is one of our most loved projects, and we enjoy seeing how artists transform and re-imagine what working on or with paper can be.
We have some very special public and education programs to accompany this suite of exhibitions. Our affordable school holiday workshops are sure to foster a keen interest in art and develop children’s creative skills. Our autumn program includes textile-based activities and a weaving workshop.
We look forward to welcoming you to the gallery over autumn.
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munities, ease congestion on local roads, and improve access to public transport.” Victorian transport infrastructure minister Danny Pearson said the finished project will “better connect local communities in Melbourne’s outer south east to jobs, healthcare and education while greatly improving traffic flow along Hall Road.” The state government estimates that around 17,000 people use the road a day. Brodie Cowburn
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Free advertising listings Each month the Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News will run a Community Events page, where your school or organisation can promote upcoming events, fund raisers, social events, etc. at no charge. This page is sponsored by Kingston City Council, and listings are completely free. Lisiting should be about 40 words and include event name, date, time & address.
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throughout the rest of this year. The state government says that the end of major works came nine months ahead of schedule. Federal infrastructure minister Catherine King said “the Australian Government is working with the Victorian Government to ensure the state’s roads and transport networks are in the best possible condition and well planned for the community. The Hall Road upgrade is one of a number of major improvements to the road and rail network in Melbourne’s south-east to connect growing com-
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Music festival at Arts Centre THNDO is set to headline a free music festival in Moorabbin this weekend. The inaugural Moorabbin Music + Arts festival will take place at the Kingston Arts Centre in Moorabbin between 23 and 25 February. Thndo, Kee’Ahn, Jarabi Band, Rita Satch,
Polite Mammals, and Trash Puppets are among the performers. The event will also feature markets, talks, pottery workshops, art competitions, a kids disco, and mini golf. To view the full lineup for the free event and book sessions visit king-
stonarts.com.au/upcoming-events/ all-events/moorabbin-music-andarts.
THNDO will perform in Moorabbin this weekend. Picture: Supplied
DESIGNS for the new car park at Frankston Station. Picture: Supplied
Car park construction continues WORKS on the multi-deck car park at Frankston Station are ramping up. Early works on the project began last year. Last week federal infrastructure minister Catherine King said that “major works” were underway. “Frankston Railway Station is a major transport hub, with more than 700,000 passenger trips on the line each year,” she said. “As Frankston continues to grow, this new multideck carpark will deliver widespread benefits to the community, helping ease congestion on local roads.” The federal and state governments each contributed $43.5 million to-
wards the project. Victorian public transport minister Gabrielle Williams said the car park “is all part of making it easier for locals to catch the train on the Frankston line which will be level crossing free by 2029.” Frankston MP Paul Edbrooke said “this is a massive investment in car parking at Frankston Station that will provide better, safer access to train and bus services for local commuters.” The car park will have around 500 spaces, and is expected to be open late this year. The project also includes new CCTV and lighting, and bike parking.
MEET THE PRINCIPAL FRANKSTON High School
ST LOUIS DE MONTFORT Primary
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t is a real privilege to be the Principal of Frankston High School, leading a large multi-campus school with a dynamic Leadership Team, dedicated staff, and fantastic students who engage in their learning. The huge number of opportunities for student success that are offered include our acclaimed Sports, Music, Drama and the Arts, Languages and Student Leadership programs. 2024 is our centenary year, celebrating 100 years of excellence and community. Throughout the rich tapestry of 100 years, the school has continued to evolve. A consistent theme throughout has been a caring culture of high expectations, ensuring that each student who attends our great school has every opportunity for success in life. I am extremely grateful for all of the outstanding leadership demonstrated by our visionary previous Principals, and the exceptional teaching and support for young people from our previous and current staff.
on the health and wellbeing of our students and staff, and prioritise empowering student voice and agency. We have outstanding facilities and purposebuilt learning spaces across both campuses including our STEM Centre, Music Centre, Sports Stadium with a full gymnasium, Swimming Pool, new outdoor basketball courts on both campuses, and state-of-theart Performing Arts Theatre. We have just opened a new Food Technology Centre and a double-storey Learning Centre that includes 13 classrooms and a Year 10 Study Area.
to be working in partnership with
We are very proud to be part of the community of Frankston and enjoy working in close partnership with our wonderful parents and families.
spiritual, academic, social and emotional
We welcome you to come and see for yourself our wonderful learning community and look forward to meeting you on a school tour soon
St Louis has extensive grounds for
We are excited and looking forward to this year with a continued focus on best practice by our teachers to further support and challenge our students in their growth and development. We are a school of high performance where our exemplary learning culture is reflected in our school motto, Optima Semper: Best Always. Our learning results are exceptionally high; graduates leave well equipped for the next stage of their lives with outstanding VCE results, which included a median study score of 32 in 2023. We also have real focus
feel very honoured and privileged to be the Principal of St Louis de Montfort Aspendale. It is a pleasure
parents, staff, Father Andrew and the whole school and parish community.
I look forward to welcoming you to St Louis and for you to experience firsthand, our wonderful learning community. May your association with our school be positive, faith-filled and engaging.
This is my third time back at St Louis, I was a student, then returned as a graduate teacher and now, the principal. St Louis offers our students a high standard of education encompassing growth, within a positive, supportive and contemporary learning environment.
students to find a place to explore and collaborate. A wellbeing hub that is a converted tram, a Garden to Kitchen program and a school farm. St Louis has a performing Arts Centre and it a sustainable school, having achieved the 5 Star Resource school. St Louis’s is recognised as a most
Principal Team
Andrew Batchelor - Principal
Foot Street, Frankston VIC 3199 | Phone: 03 9783 7955 www.fhs.vic.edu.au
welcoming school community, as we work together to develop the potential of each student and provide a balanced and personalised curriculum, with a strong focus on student wellbeing.
Carmel Stutterd - Principal
37 Dolphin Street, Aspendale VIC 3195 Phone: 03 9580 5169 | www.stlouisaspendale.catholic.edu.au Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News
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‘Potter’ prepares for new ‘stage’ Liz Bell liz@baysidenews.com.au IT appears to be business as usual for the teams behind the Harry Potter: A Forbidden Forest Experience event in April, with organisers pivoting quickly to focus on the new site at The Briars community forest dog park. Signs on the gate block people from using the dog park so that infrastructure upgrades and decorative installations can be completed by the event’s start on 6 April. The advertising spin of the event remains unchanged, tempting audiences with the line that it will be a “nighttime woodland trail experience filled with magical creatures and wizarding wonders from the Harry Potter and Fantastic Beasts films”. Apart from the deal not yet being sealed by an official letter from Warner Bros confirming the site change, those opposed to the wildlife sanctuary being originally chosen as the event site are celebrating the organisers’ change of heart. The site change was prompted by a global backlash that threatened to harm the Harry Potter brand and was enough for global entertainment giants Warners Bros and Fever Entertainment to rethink their choice - with approval from Mornington Peninsula Shire - of using a wildlife sanctuary. Community group Save Briars Sanctuary (SBS) was behind a national and international protest campaign calling on organisers to relocate the event away from the sanctuary. Its petition attracted more than 22,000 signatures and the campaign gained support
from the political parties, environmental groups and wildlife carers, in Australia and abroad, and the group wrote directly to Warner Bros. In a welcome move, on 8 February the group received an email from the senior vice-president of Warner Bros. Discovery Global Themed Entertainment, Peter van Roden, saying the companies were “reevaluating the current location of Harry Potter: A Forbidden Forest Experience in The Briars at Mount Martha”. The council then scheduled an extraordinary meeting to inform the community of the “joint” decision to relocate the event to the community forest dog park within The Briars. Responding to a question during the meeting by Cr Sarah Race about the “very big dog community” on the peninsula, CEO John Baker said dog walkers would be accommodated at the public golf course in Mount Martha during the Harry Potter event, and “other dog walking” options were being investigated. A release from Save Briars Sanctuary stated: “The decision to relocate Harry Potter is a significant achievement and we are relieved that the wildlife will now be safe. However, the seeming lack of scrutiny when approving the largest event in the history of the Mornington Peninsula is alarming. Especially when the location is a special and precious ecosystem. Our wildlife should never be put at risk for profit.” A spokesperson for the group said it was looking forward to the shire’s promised review of its processes and hoped that the shire “engages with the community during and after the examination”.
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Trust: easily lost, hard to regain
In the past, changes were typically much, much slower; in the previous 7000 years to now, for example, the temperature was declining at a rate of 0.01C a century. The current rapid changes are too fast for species, including us and our systems, to seamlessly adapt. Current rates of species extinction are reckoned to be at least 1000 times the so-called background rate. Of course, if we don’t want to, we don’t have to believe any of these documented findings. Hopefully, science and logic will have us question how we can ask the planet to keep absorbing ever increasing volumes of greenhouse gas pollution from our sometimes wasteful, frequently fossil-fuel dependent lifestyles, and not expect consequences. To keep the climate the way we like it, we need to change. Lesley Walker, Northcote
The relocation of the Harry Potter Experience to a less sensitive at The Briars will come as a great relief to those who pressured Mornington Peninsula Shire Council to reconsider its decision. A new ecological report for this community forest (dog walking park) will be published on the shire website soon. This new location is 500 metres from the nearest point of the wildlife sanctuary and, we are told, will have minimal effect on the fauna and flora. CEO John Baker acknowledged that the community backlash definitely influenced this decision to change the venue. Cr Despi O’Connor moved the recommendation then went on to make excuses as to why the councillors were the “heroes” in this debacle. I’m not sure if all the councillors get it, even now. Looking forward to the commitment by the mayor Cr Simon Brooks that there will be a review of the process undertaken by the council to locate [the performance] at The Briars in the first place. Maybe that review will make the council realise that trust, easily lost and hard to regain, is the first casualty of lack of transparency and consultation. The Greens Mornington Peninsula played an active role with Save Our Briars and other community groups to engage in robust discussions with all stakeholders and with all levels of government. A great relief to all. Julie Gunn, Dromana
Campaign conduct Firstly, I would like to preface that I have never been a member of a political party. With that said, I personally wish to express personal dismay at recent attacks by the Labor Party on both Frankston City Council and Nathan Conroy. I'm sadden the Labor campaign is running such a negative campaign to win the Dunkley by-election. Instead, the Labor campaign should be focusing on the issues rather than fixating on the local council which has worked tirelessly throughout COVID to now in delivering new infrastructure and maintaining important community services. Nathan Conroy has every right to proudly associ-
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ate himself with numerous funding achievements. After all, it is fact that the local council provided more funding than the other tiers of government combined for the Jubilee Park redevelopment and effectively matched federal funding for the Langwarrin Football Netball Club project. Ironically, federal monies for both the Jubilee Park and the Langwarrin Football Netball Club – which Frankston Labor MP Paul Edbrooke cites as examples – were provided by the former Liberal government - not the present Labor government. So, in all fairness, let's really be fair. As for Paul's assertion that Frankston rates are high, this factoid has been previously myth-busted and comparative data (provided by the Victorian Government) clearly demonstrates that municipal rates for the Frankston region are standard. Paul knows this, and he also knows that these rates could be even lower if the State Government desisted from the practice of cost-shifting state responsibilities onto local government. Rather than run a negative campaign, I would much prefer to see the Labor Party make commitments to projects like upgrading Monterey Reserve in Frankston North. I'd also be keen to hear if the Labor Party intends to reinstate the $225 million dollars that was in forward-estimates until late last year for the electrification of the Stony-Point train line. There has been a legitimate attempt by Frankston City Council to preach bipartisanship and to achieve tripartite solutions. However, this approach is discretionary and predicated on genuine goodwill. I hope the Frankston MP and the federal Labor campaign take stock of this moving forward. Kris Bolam, Frankston councillor
Change is needed The current global warming is different from previous ones. (Climate ‘normal’, Letters 13/2/24) Our planet’s average temperature has, as your correspondent wrote, risen 1.48°C in just over 170 years, since 1850. But since 1970 the rate averages 1.7°C a century - and it is speeding up.
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Unwanted added extra What a Sunday I had. I went to church, and they passed around the plate. They said 15 per cent surcharge extra. We have staff to pay on a Sunday. Then I went to the supermarket to get milk and bread. The girl at the checkout said 15 per cent surcharge extra. We want to get paid. It is Sunday. I decided to go to the movies. The box office person said they wanted 15 per cent surcharge on my ticket because it was Sunday and there were wages to pay. As I was leaving the cinema I fell and broke my leg. I called the ambulance. They said 15 per cent surcharge extra. It is Sunday. At the hospital they said it is Sunday, so we need 15 per cent surcharge extra because of Sunday wages. Lucky I didn’t go to a restaurant because they would have charged me 15 per cent surcharge because it was Sunday. Judi Loughridge, Rosebud
Promises easy to make The Liberals claim that they will provide money for the electrification of the Frankston-Baxter line. Voters should be wary of this promise. The Liberals are in no position to actually deliver this money
as they are in opposition and will be so for the remainder of this term and probably the next. Promises are always easy from opposition. Secondly the coalition’s ability to deliver is also dubious, who can forget the “station car parks” debacle in their last term of government. Ross Hudson, Mount Martha
Heart of the matter Heart Research Australia is dedicated to reshaping how Australians approach cardiovascular wellbeing without causing financial strain. Beyond our collective effort to raise funds for life-saving research, our goal this year is to shed light on the financial and health implications associated with heart disease, affecting individuals regardless of their financial circumstances. Heart disease touches the lives of two in three Australians and stands as the leading cause of death. Prioritising heart health is an investment in both personal wellbeing and financial stability. In the midst of escalating living expenses, allocating resources for health might seem like a luxury. However, overlooking heart health can result in severe financial consequences, impacting wages, work capacity, career advancement, and long-term financial stability. Knowledge plays a pivotal role in fostering a healthier heart, with eight out of 10 cases of premature heart disease and stroke preventable through healthy lifestyle choices. From heart-healthy, budget friendly diets to accessible exercise options and stress management techniques, there are numerous practical and cost-effective strategies. We invite all Australians to explore our free online Heart Hub, offering a wealth of expert advice on cultivating heart-healthy habits. Research is a lifeline, emphasising Heart Research Australia’s steadfast support for world class researchers. This is why we encourage all Australians to wear red this February and, if possible, extend a helping hand by contributing to fund vital research against heart disease. For more information on RedFeb, heart health tips, and to contribute to this critical cause, visit heartresearch.com.au. Nicci Dent, CEO Heart Research Australia
The Guide TOP PICKS OF THE WEEK
TUESDAY
RAMSAY’S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES USA
THURSDAY
SEVEN, 8.30pm
GOGGLEBOX AUSTRALIA
TEN, 8.30pm
After 18 seasons across 10 years, the formula for this much-loved series hasn’t changed one iota. For those who are yet to fall for this amusing distraction, it’s essentially TV lovers idle in their living rooms watching the latest shows, unfiltered and honest, as secret cameras capture every spontaneous remark and facial expression. In this 19th instalment, original cast members including the Daltons (pictured) are dutifully back on the couch. It’s an entertaining window into our national psyche.
SATURDAY
THE BOURNE LEGACY
SEVEN, 7.30pm
Set in the same world as Matt Damon’s outstanding trilogy, The Bourne Legacy makes do just fine without the series’ original protagonist. Taking on the lead role this time is Jeremy Renner (pictured) as super soldier Aaron Cross. After surviving an attempt on his life during a training exercise, Cross sets off to find those responsible for his genetic enhancement. A fine cast, clever plot and some incredible action sequences mean this Bourne chapter loses nothing without Damon.
SUNDAY
HOUSE OF GODS
ABC TV, 8.30pm
This sophisticated thriller about family and power takes place in western Sydney and comes from Ali’s Wedding writer and creator Osamah Sami. It’s personal for Sami, based on his teen years growing up as the son of the head cleric at a Melbourne mosque. Starring Kamel El Basha (pictured above, right), it’s an immersive view into an Iraqi Australian community and culture, which is rarely represented on screen. We follow a charismatic sheik who is elected as head of The Messenger mosque amid a flurry of controversy. Gripping and original.
You’d be forgiven for doing a doubletake upon seeing straight-talking British chef Gordon Ramsay (pictured) – who sprinkles swear words as liberally as salt and pepper – on-screen again. After more than 10 years, motivated to help mend the havoc that the pandemic wreaked on the hospitality industry, the foodie is back guiding failing restaurants turn their fortunes around with a no-nonsense talking to – as well as a menu and dining area reno. Tonight, Ramsay is in Brooklyn at Juicy Box, where he comes to the rescue of manager Q by not only getting the longbroken juicer fixed, but by taking the partygoer to the gym. It’s fiery Gordon doing good. Chef Gordon Ramsay returns in Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA
Thursday, February 22 ABC TV (2)
SBS (3)
SEVEN (7)
NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Australian Story. (R) 10.30 Ask The Doctor. (PG, R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Earth. (R) 2.00 Anh’s Brush With Fame. (PG, R) 2.30 Back Roads. (PG, R) 3.00 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 3.25 Tenable. (R) 4.10 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 5.10 Grand Designs. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Make Me A Dealer. (R) 9.50 Hugh’s Wild West. (PG, R) 10.50 Revolution: Ideas That Changed The World. (PGa, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 56 Years Of Painting, 1 Lesson On Anger. (PG) 2.15 Hunt For Queen Nefertiti. (PGa, R) 3.05 Mastermind Aust. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (R) 4.05 Every Family Has A Secret. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Murder And Matrimony. (2021, Mav) 2.00 Your Money & Your Life. (PG) 2.30 Beach Cops. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (Mls, R) 1.30 My Way. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG)
6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Bold. (PGa, R) 9.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R) 10.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 10.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 11.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 12.00 10 News First: Midday. 1.00 Ent. Tonight. 1.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 2.00 The Dog Hospital With Graeme Hall. (PGa, R) 3.00 Farm To Fork. 3.30 10 News First: Afternoon. 4.00 Neighbours. (PGa) 4.30 Bold. (PGa) 5.00 News.
6.00 Back Roads. (R) 6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Grand Designs Transformations: Blackburn. (Final, PG) Follows an ambitious home transformation. 9.00 Martin Clunes: Islands Of America. (Final, PG) Part 4 of 4. 9.50 Fake Or Fortune? Flemish Old Master. (R) 10.50 ABC Late News. 11.05 The Business. (R) 11.20 This Is Going To Hurt. (Mal, R) 12.10 Grand Designs. (R) 12.55 Tenable. (R) 1.45 Joanna Lumley’s Britain. (PG, R) 2.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.35 Catalyst. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 DNA Family Secrets. (PG) Hosted by Stacey Dooley. 8.40 The Carnival: Australia Uncovered. (MA15+l) Follows six-generation travelling show family The Bells as they journey across the country. 9.50 Culprits. (MA15+av) Joe, Officer and Azar visit a mysterious address. 10.50 SBS World News Late. 11.20 The Spectacular. (Premiere, Malv) 12.15 My Brilliant Friend. (Mav, R) 4.05 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) Leah has the opportunity to heal further. 8.30 The Front Bar: All Sports Edition. (Ml) Sam Pang, Mick Molloy and Andy Maher take a look at the world of sport and catch up with the stars of yesteryear. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News. 10.00 Australia: Now And Then. (Madln, R) Part 4 of 4. 11.00 Born To Kill? Charles Manson. (MA15+av, R) 12.00 Black-ish. (PG, R) 1.00 Harry’s Practice. (R) 1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 RBT. (Mdl) Follows the activities of police units. 8.30 Emergency. (Mlm) Dr Jonathan Papson is impressed with the pain tolerance of a mechanic who was crushed under a ute. 9.30 RPA. (PGm, R) A student’s lung collapses. 10.30 9News Late. 11.00 Chicago Med. (MA15+am) 11.50 A+E After Dark. (Mlm, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.35 Pointless. (PG, R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 9News Early. 5.30 Today.
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. 6.30 The Project. 7.30 The Dog House Australia. (PGa) Narrated by Mark Coles Smith. 8.30 Gogglebox Australia. (Return) TV fanatics open up their living rooms to reveal their reactions to popular and topical TV shows. 9.30 Law & Order: SVU. (Masv, R) Carisi must tread carefully when Maxwell’s husband becomes a person of interest in an SVU investigation. 10.30 Blue Bloods. (Mv, R) 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s
Programs. 7.20pm Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 Hard Quiz. 9.00 Gruen. 9.40 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. 10.10 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 10.55 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 11.15 Adam Hills: The Last Leg. Midnight Would I Lie To You? 12.30 Black Mirror. 1.20 Live At The Apollo. 1.50 Louis Theroux: Savile. 3.10 ABC News Update. 3.15 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.00 Front Up. Noon Most Expensivest. 12.30 One Armed Chef. 2.20 The Pizza Show. 3.10 WorldWatch. 5.05 Joy Of Painting. 5.35 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 The Fast History Of. 6.40 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 The Curse Of Oak Island. 10.10 Devilsdorp. 11.20 Taskmaster. 12.15am Late Programs.
7TWO (72) 6am Morning Programs. 8.00 Million Dollar Minute. 9.00 Jabba’s Movies. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Better Homes. 1.00 Escape To The Country. 2.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 2.30 My Greek Odyssey. 3.30 Harry’s Practice. 4.00 Animal Rescue. 4.30 Better Homes. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 The Coroner. 10.30 Murdoch Mysteries. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Danger Man. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 Skippy. 8.00 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 2.05 Dr Quinn. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: All Creatures Great And Small. (1975) 5.30 Yorkshire Auction House. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.40 Poirot. 10.50 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Becker. 8.00 Ghosts. 9.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.00 Rules Of Engagement. 11.00 Becker. Noon Frasier. 1.00 Friends. 2.00 Ghosts. 3.00 Rules Of Engagement. 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 Becker. 5.30 Frasier. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Strait To The Plate. 2.00 Going Places. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Toi Time. 4.30 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.30 Dreaming Whilst Black. 9.00 MOVIE: Bullet. (1996, MA15+) 10.50 Late Programs.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 6.55 Footy Legends. (2006, PG) 8.35 Asterix And Obelix Vs Caesar. (1999, PG, French) 10.40 Lean On Me. (1989, M) 12.40pm The Exchange. (2021, M) 2.25 The 400 Blows. (1959, PG, French) 4.15 The Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 5.55 Malcolm. (1986, PG) 7.30 The Railway Man. (2013, M) 9.40 The Long Good Friday. (1980, MA15+) 11.45 Late Programs.
7MATE (74) 6am Morning Programs. 9.00 America’s Game. 10.00 American Pickers. 11.00 Pawn Stars. Noon Highway Patrol. 1.00 The Force: BTL. 2.00 Secrets Of The Supercars. 3.00 Billy The Exterminator. 3.30 Desert Collectors. 4.30 Storage Wars. 5.00 American Restoration. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Counting Cars. 8.30 MOVIE: Independence Day. (1996, M) 11.25 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 Bewitched. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Seinfeld. 4.00 Family Ties. 4.30 The Addams Family. 5.00 Bewitched. 5.30 I Dream Of Jeannie. 6.00 Raymond. 7.00 The Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30 MOVIE: Twister. (1996, PG) 10.45 Seinfeld. 11.45 The Nanny. 12.10am Medium. 2.00 I Dream Of Jeannie. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Bakugan: Geogan Rising. 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 17. Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory. Highlights. 8.30 Diagnosis Murder. 9.30 Jake And The Fatman. 10.30 JAG. 12.30pm NCIS. 1.30 FBI. 2.30 Jake And The Fatman. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00 Deal Or No Deal. 6.30 JAG. 7.30 Bull. 8.30 NCIS. 9.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.30 Matildas Preview Show. 11.00 Late Programs.
CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.
Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Planet America. (R) 10.30 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 11.00 Fake Or Fortune? (Final, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Silent Witness. (Mav, R) 2.00 Total Control. (Final, Ml, R) 3.00 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 3.25 Tenable. (R) 4.10 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 5.10 Grand Designs. (PG, R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Make Me A Dealer. (R) 9.55 Hugh’s Wild West. (R) 11.00 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PGa, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Mastermind Aust. (R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 The Point: Road To Referendum History Bites. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up With Adam Liaw. (R) 4.05 Every Family Has A Secret. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 Australian Idol. (PG, R) 1.30 Motorbike Cops. (PG, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PGa) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 MOVIE: Planning On Forever. (2022, G, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG)
6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Neighbours. (PGa, R) 9.00 Bold. (PGa, R) 9.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R) 10.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 10.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 11.00 Dr Phil. (PGal, R) 12.00 10 News First: Midday. 1.00 Ent. Tonight. 1.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 2.00 Dr Phil. (Mas, R) 3.00 Farm To Fork. 3.30 10 News First: Afternoon. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 4.30 Bold. (PGa) 5.00 News.
6.00 Back Roads. (PG, R) 6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 Gardening Australia. Jane Edmanson peers behind the camera. 8.30 Midsomer Murders. (Mv) Part 2 of 4. Barnaby investigates when the author of a bestselling picture book is found dead. 10.00 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 10.30 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (R) 11.05 ABC Late News. 11.20 Joanna Lumley’s Great Cities Of The World. (PG, R) 12.05 Grand Designs. (PG, R) 12.55 Tenable. (R) 1.40 Miniseries: Innocent. (Mal, R) 2.30 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 The Good Ship Murder. (PG) Jack and Kate go undercover. 8.25 Legends End: The Loch Ness Monster Story. (PGa, R) A look at a search for the Loch Ness monster. 9.25 Queens That Changed The World: The Forgotten Queen – Anne. (PGa) Takes a look at Queen Anne. 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 Departure. (Ma) 11.40 Romulus. (MA15+av, R) 3.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Mals, R) 4.30 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Adam Dovile and Melissa King visit Singapore. 8.30 MOVIE: Sweet Home Alabama. (2002, PGl, R) A New York socialite returns to Alabama to divorce the man she married and left behind, years earlier. However, she soon realises putting her past to rest may be far more difficult than she imagined. Reese Witherspoon, Josh Lucas, Candice Bergen. 10.50 To Be Advised. 12.35 12 Monkeys. (MA15+av, R) The final battle is waged. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Taronga: Who’s Who In The Zoo: The Singing Gibbon. (PGm) The zoo’s white-cheeked gibbon has stopped singing. 8.30 MOVIE: Miss Congeniality. (2000, Msv, R) A graceless FBI agent goes undercover in a beauty pageant to catch a terrorist. Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine. 10.45 MOVIE: Magic Mike XXL. (2015, MA15+ls, R) Channing Tatum. 12.45 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.40 Pointless. (PG, R) 2.35 Great Australian Detour. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Postcards. (PG, R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
6.00 Deal Or No Deal. 6.30 The Project. 7.30 The Graham Norton Show. Guests include Jodie Foster. 8.30 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly Australia. (PGa, R) British dog trainer Graeme Hall helps a couple whose pet is more baby than hound. 9.30 The Graham Norton Show. (PGa, R) Graham Norton is joined by Paul Mescal, Michaela Coel, Winston Duke, Emma Corrin and Richard Ayoade. 10.30 Fire Country. (PGdsv, R) 11.30 So Help Me Todd. (PGa, R) 12.30 The Project. (R) 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 2.30 Home Shopping. (R)
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.05pm Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 MOVIE: Holding The Man. (2015, MA15+) 10.35 Would I Lie To You? 11.05 QI. 11.35 MOVIE: Queen Of The Desert. (2015, M) 1.40am Killing Eve. 2.25 Back. 2.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 3.40 ABC News Update. 3.45 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.10 Kiddets. 5.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.00 Front Up. 11.35 The Movie Show. 12.10pm Most Expensivest. 12.40 Cat Ladies. 1.50 Hustle. 2.45 VICE Sports. 3.10 WorldWatch. 5.05 Joy Of Painting. 5.35 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 The Fast History Of. 6.40 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Into. 10.15 Queer Sports. 11.30 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Our Town. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Better Homes. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Last Chance Learners. 2.30 Weekender. 3.00 Room For Improvement. 3.30 Harry’s Practice. 4.00 Animal Rescue. 4.30 Better Homes. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Border Security: International. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Danger Man. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 Skippy. 8.00 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Explore. 2.05 Dr Quinn. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: We Joined The Navy. (1962) 5.30 Yorkshire Auction House. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Motorway Cops: Catching Britain’s Speeders. 8.30 To Be Advised. 11.00 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 Becker. 8.00 NBL Slam. 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 How We Roll. 11.00 Becker. Noon Frasier. 1.00 The Middle. 2.00 Ghosts. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 Becker. 5.30 Frasier. 6.30 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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7MATE (74) 6am Morning Programs. 9.00 America’s Game. 10.00 Blokesworld. 10.30 American Restoration. 11.00 American Pickers. Noon Pawn Stars. 1.00 Counting Cars. 2.00 Secrets Of The Supercars. 3.00 Timbersports. 3.30 Desert Collectors. 4.30 Storage Wars. 5.00 American Restoration. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Men In Black 3. (2012, M) 9.40 MOVIE: Hancock. (2008, M) 11.40 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 Bewitched. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Seinfeld. 4.00 Family Ties. 4.30 The Addams Family. 5.00 Bewitched. 5.30 Children’s Programs. 5.45 MOVIE: Abominable. (2019) 7.30 MOVIE: Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium. (2007) 9.30 MOVIE: The Witches. (2020, M) 11.30 Dating No Filter. Midnight Medium. 2.00 Surfing Australia TV. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 17. Central Coast Mariners v Western Sydney Wanderers. Highlights. 8.30 Diagnosis Murder. 9.30 Jake And The Fatman. 10.30 JAG. 12.30pm In The Dark. 1.30 NCIS. 2.30 Jake And The Fatman. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.00 Deal Or No Deal. 6.30 JAG. 7.30 Bull. 8.30 NCIS. 9.25 NCIS: Hawai’i. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.45pm Karla Grant Presents. 2.00 Going Places. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Toi Time. 4.30 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 7.30 Eddie’s Lil’ Homies. 7.45 MOVIE: Flight Of The Navigator. (1986, PG) 9.20 MOVIE: She’s The Man. (2006, PG) 11.10 Late Programs.
Malcolm. Continued. (1986, PG) 6.55 The Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 8.35 The Thief Lord. (2006, PG) 10.25 Shirley. (2020, M) 12.25pm Stand By Me. (1986, M) 2.00 The Man Who Invented Christmas. (2017, PG) 3.55 Footy Legends. (2006, PG) 5.35 Leave No Trace. (2018, PG) 7.35 Glengarry Glen Ross. (1992, M) 9.30 Reservoir Dogs. (1992, MA15+) 11.25 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 10.30 Rage Goes Retro. (PG) 12.00 News. 12.30 Death In Paradise. (PG, R) 1.30 Darby And Joan. (PG, R) 2.15 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R) 2.45 Better Date Than Never. (PG, R) 3.15 Julia Zemiro’s Home Delivery. (R) 3.45 Joanna Lumley’s Great Cities Of The World. (PG, R) 4.30 Grand Designs Transformations. (Final, PG, R) 5.30 Landline. (R) 5.55 Australian Story. (R) 6.30 Back Roads: Gemfields, Queensland. (PG, R) Guest presented by Lisa Millar. 7.00 ABC News. A look at the top stories of the day. 7.30 Darby And Joan. (Final, Mav) Joan uncovers the truth about her husband. 8.15 Endeavour. (Masv, R) Part 2 of 3. A taxi driver who owes a large debt to a colleague is found dead in his vehicle. 9.45 Total Control. (Final, Ml, R) The fallout from the vote continues as allegations of corruption swirl around Alex. 10.40 Midsomer Murders. (Mv, R) Part 2 of 4. 12.10 Rage Goes Retro. (MA15+adhlnsv) 5.00 Rage. (PG)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.00 Cook Up Bitesize. (R) 9.05 The World From Above. (R) 10.05 Love Your Garden. (PGa, R) 11.00 Britain’s Great Outdoors. (R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 1.00 PBS NewsHour. 2.00 Gymnastics. Apparatus World Cup. Highlights. 4.00 Sailing. Sail GP Yachting Championship. Round 8. Day 1. 5.30 Such Was Life. (R) 5.35 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (PGa, R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Cotswolds And Beyond With Pam Ayres. (PGa) 8.25 Scotland’s Scenic Railways: Strathspey Steam Railway. (PG) A look at Highland Mainline railway. 9.20 The Wonders Of Europe: The Louvre, The Power Of The Centuries. (PGav, R) 10.20 Those Who Stayed. (Premiere) 11.05 Between Two Worlds. (Premiere, Mal) 11.55 The Witnesses. (Ma, R) 3.55 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 4.25 Bamay. (R) 4.50 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. Caulfield Blue Diamond Day and Silver Slipper Stakes Day. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) A shipment of narcotics is intercepted. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) A look at immigration, customs and quarantine. 7.30 MOVIE: The Bourne Legacy. (2012, Mav, R) A secret agent is hunted by the government. Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz. 10.15 MOVIE: The Kingdom. (2007, MA15+av, R) A team of agents tracks down terrorists. Jamie Foxx. 12.35 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Bathurst 500. Day 1. Highlights. 1.35 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Get Clever. (R) 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PGa, R)
6.00 Hello SA. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Great Australian Detour. (R) 12.30 My Way. (PG, R) 1.00 Bondi Vet. (PGm, R) 2.00 MOVIE: Rocky III. (1982, PGv, R) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Mr. T. 4.00 Journey To The Northern Territory. 5.00 9News First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 9News Saturday. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Space Invaders. (PGa) Experts help people declutter their lives. 8.30 MOVIE: Quantum Of Solace. (2008, Mv, R) James Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country’s most valuable resource. Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric. 10.40 MOVIE: The Departed. (2006, MA15+lsv, R) Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.30 Great Australian Detour. (R) 2.00 The Incredible Journey Presents. (PGa) 2.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Helping Hands. (PG, R)
6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Australia By Design: Architecture. (R) 10.30 Farm To Fork. (R) 11.00 Everyday Gourmet. (R) 11.30 All 4 Adventure. (PGl, R) 12.30 Silvia’s Italian Masterclass. 1.00 Australian Survivor. (PGa, R) 2.00 Wildlife Rescue. (PGa, R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.30 GCBC. (R) 4.00 My Market Kitchen. 4.30 Taste Of Aust. (R) 5.00 News. 6.00 Deal Or No Deal. (R) Contestants compete in a high-stakes game where they must beat The Banker to win a cash prize. 7.00 Soccer. AFC Women’s Olympic Qualifier. Third round. Uzbekistan v Australia. From Milliy Stadium, Tashkent, Uzbekistan. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 Ambulance UK. (Mal, R) The pandemic continues to take its toll as staff fall ill and emergency services are stretched. 12.30 FBI: International. (Masv, R) The team investigates a kidnapping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Authentic. (PG) Religious program. 5.00 Hour Of Power. Religious program.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.05pm Karma’s World. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.00 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 9.50 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. 10.20 MythBusters. 11.10 Double Parked. 11.40 Portlandia. 12.20am Black Mirror. 1.15 Upstart Crow. 1.45 Unprotected Sets. 2.40 MOVIE: Puberty Blues. (1981, M) 4.05 ABC News Update. 4.10 Close. 5.00 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 10.00 The Movie Show. 12.05pm Gymnastics. FIG Trampoline World Cup Series. Replay. 1.10 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 1.20 Asia’s Next Top Model. 3.20 WorldWatch. 5.20 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 5.30 Joy Of Painting. 6.00 Food That Built The World. 7.35 Impossible Engineering. 8.30 The Legend Of Bigfoot. 9.20 Warped By War: Inside Putin’s Russia. 10.15 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 Better Homes And Gardens. 11.00 Escape To The Country. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Escape To The Perfect Town. 2.00 Escape To The Country. 5.00 Horse Racing. Caulfield Blue Diamond Day and Silver Slipper Stakes Day. 6.00 Heathrow. 6.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 The Yorkshire Vet In Autumn. 12.30am Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Avengers. Noon MOVIE: Blue Murder At St Trinian’s. (1957) 1.45 MOVIE: Carry On Constable. (1960) 3.30 MOVIE: Two Way Stretch. (1960) 5.15 MOVIE: Yours, Mine And Ours. (1968) 7.30 Rugby Union. Super Rugby Pacific. Round 1. Reds v Waratahs. 10.00 Super Rugby Pacific Post-Match. 10.15 MOVIE: A Fistful Of Dollars. (1964, MA15+) 12.20am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Becker. 9.00 Neighbours. 11.00 Farm To Fork. 11.30 The King Of Queens. 12.30pm Australian Survivor. 3.00 Becker. 4.00 Frasier. 5.00 Friends. 5.30 Ghosts. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 South Park. 3.30 Just For Laughs Montreal. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (74) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Bathurst 500. Day 1. Qualifying and support races. 3.00 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Bathurst 500. Day 1. Pre-race and race. 6.00 Pawn Stars. 7.00 Storage Wars. 7.30 Air Crash Investigations: The Accident Files. 9.30 Mighty Planes. 10.30 Mighty Ships. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm MOVIE: Carbon Copy. (1981, PG) 3.15 MOVIE: Curse Of The Pink Panther. (1983, PG) 5.30 MOVIE: Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London. (2004, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Overboard. (2018, PG) 9.45 MOVIE: Death Becomes Her. (1992, M) 11.45 Dating No Filter. 12.15am Kardashians. 2.05 Rich House, Poor House. 3.00 Teen Titans Go! 3.30 Beyblade Burst Surge. 4.00 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 9.00 Pooches At Play. 9.30 Diagnosis Murder. 11.30 Luxury Escapes. Noon Jake And The Fatman. 1.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 2.00 Bondi Rescue. 2.30 JAG. 4.30 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.00 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 18. Sydney FC v Melbourne City. 8.00 NCIS. 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.50 Blue Bloods. 11.50 NCIS: Hawai’i. 12.45am FBI: International. 1.45 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 11.50 MOVIE: Storm Boy. (1976, PG) 1.30pm Going Places. 2.00 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 2.50 NITV News: Nula. 3.20 Dizzy Gillespie In Studio 104. 3.55 Tina: What’s Love. 5.50 The Last Land: Gespe’gewa’gi. 6.20 News. 6.30 Tradition On A Plate. 7.00 The Other Side. (Return) 7.30 Idris Elba’s Fight School. 8.35 MOVIE: Constantine. (2005, MA15+) 10.45 Late Programs.
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Asterix And Obelix Vs Caesar. Continued. (1999, PG, French) 7.20 Leave No Trace. (2018, PG) 9.20 Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride. (2005, PG) 10.45 After Love. (2020, M) 12.25pm The Railway Man. (2013, M) 2.35 Malcolm. (1986, PG) 4.10 Steamboy. (2004, PG) 6.30 The Ipcress File. (1965, PG) 8.30 Donnie Brasco. (1997, MA15+) 10.50 Room In Rome. (2010, MA15+) 12.50am Late Programs.
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Sunday, February 25 ABC (2)
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NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PGa, R) 11.30 Praise. (R) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Gardening Aust. (R) 2.30 Dream Gardens. (PG, R) 3.00 Nigella Bites. (R) 3.30 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 3.55 Martin Clunes: Islands Of America. (PG, R) 4.45 Joanna Lumley’s Britain. (PG, R) 5.30 The ABC Of... (PG, R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 11.00 Britain’s Great Outdoors. (R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 PBS Washington Week With The Atlantic. 12.55 Para-Badminton. (PG, R) 1.00 Motorcycle Racing. Australian Superbike C’ship. Round 1. 3.00 Where Are You Really From? (PG, R) 4.00 Sailing. Sail GP Yachting C’ship. Round 8. Day 2. 5.30 Such Was Life. (PGa, R) 5.35 Secrets Of The Imperial War Museum. (PG, R)
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Bathurst 500. Day 2. Qualifying and support races. 2.00 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Bathurst 500. Day 2. Pre-race and race. From Mount Panorama, NSW. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R)
6.00 Fishing Australia. (R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 GolfBarons. 11.00 To Be Advised. 12.00 Building Icons. 1.00 MOVIE: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. (1988, PGal, R) Steve Martin, Michael Caine. 3.20 David Attenborough’s A Perfect Planet. (PG, R) 4.30 Explore TV: Portugal & Spain. 5.00 9News First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Luca’s Key Ingredient. (R) 9.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 10.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 10.30 Pooches At Play. (R) 11.00 Buy To Build. (R) 11.30 Healthy Homes. (R) 12.00 Australian Survivor. (R) 1.30 Cook With Luke. (R) 2.00 4x4 Adventures. (PGl) 3.00 Roads Less Travelled. 3.30 Farm To Fork. (R) 4.00 My Market Kitchen. (R) 4.30 GCBC. (R) 5.00 News.
6.00 Grand Designs Transformations. (Final, PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 Death In Paradise. (PG) 8.30 House Of Gods. (Premiere, Ml) A man vies to lead his mosque. 9.25 Silent Witness. (Malv, R) A woman confesses to murder. 10.25 Miniseries: The War Of The Worlds. (Mv, R) 11.20 Harrow. (Mav, R) 12.15 Significant Others. (Mdl, R) 1.10 Sanditon. (Ms, R) 1.55 Rage Vault. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.00 Catalyst. (PG, R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster. (PG) A look at the Loch Ness monster. 8.20 Vikings: The Lost Kingdom. A look at a Viking funeral ship. 10.00 Rise Of The Nazis: Dictators At War: The Home Front. (Ma, R) 11.10 Muhammad Ali. (PGavw, R) 12.55 MOVIE: Fight Club. (1999, MA15+ansv, R) Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Helena Bonham Carter. 3.25 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown. (Malsw, R) 4.10 Bamay. (R) 4.45 The Ninth Tower. (Ml, R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 Al Jazeera News.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Australian Idol. (PG) Hosted by Ricki-Lee and Scott Tweedie. 8.30 Ron Iddles: The Good Cop: Maria James. (MA15+av) Ron Iddles revisits his first homicide case, the 1980 stabbing murder of bookshop owner Maria James. 9.35 Mr Bates vs The Post Office: The Real Story. (Ma) A look at the story behind the drama series. 10.35 Soham: Catching A Killer. (Mav) 11.35 Autopsy USA: Billy Mays. (Mad) 12.35 Motor Racing. Supercars Championship. Bathurst 500. Day 2. Highlights. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 9News Sunday. 7.00 Married At First Sight. (PGls) 8.40 60 Minutes. Current affairs program, investigating, analysing and uncovering the issues affecting all Australians. 9.40 9News Late. 10.10 Murder In The Family: Kelly Fitzgibbons/Ava And Lexi Needham. (MA15+av) Part 3 of 3. 11.10 The First 48: Stolen Innocence. (Mal, R) 12.00 Family Law. (Ma, R) 12.50 Building Icons. (R) 2.00 GolfBarons. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Explore TV: Portugal & Spain. (R) 5.00 9News Early. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Sunday Project. Joins panellists for a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 Australian Survivor. A group of Australian castaways battles it out on the beaches of Samoa as they vie to become the sole survivor. 9.00 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv, R) When evidence is stolen, Lucy goes undercover at a poker tournament to find out which high roller is behind the crime. Lucy’s feelings are in turmoil when Whistler’s ex-girlfriend arrives in town. 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.05pm Karma’s World. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Queerstralia. 9.35 You Can’t Ask That. 9.55 Interview With The Vampire. (Final) 10.40 Doc Martin. 11.30 Penn & Teller: Fool Us. 12.10am Ballet Now. 1.10 MOVIE: A Fantastic Woman. (2017, M) 2.55 ABC News Update. 3.00 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.10 Kiddets. 5.25 The Wonder Gang. 5.35 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 12.10pm Super Maximum Retro Show. 12.35 Noisey. 1.30 Rise. 2.25 Jungletown. 3.15 The Casketeers. 4.15 WorldWatch. 4.40 PBS Washington Week With The Atlantic. 5.10 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 5.20 Joy Of Painting. 5.50 Alone Sweden. 6.40 Ocean Wreck Investigation. 7.35 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 The Hunt For Stolen Nazi Treasure. 9.20 Cracking The Code. 10.20 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 8.00 David Jeremiah. 8.30 Shopping. 9.00 Our Town. 9.30 Last Chance Learners. 10.00 House Of Wellness. 11.00 Penelope Keith’s Hidden Villages. Noon Escape To The Country. 2.00 To Be Advised. 3.15 The Yorkshire Vet. 5.15 I Escaped To The Country. 6.15 Escape To The Country. 7.15 The Vicar Of Dibley. 8.30 Vera. 10.30 Call The Midwife. 11.45 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Thunderbirds. 6.30 Rugby League. World Club Challenge. Wigan Warriors v Penrith Panthers. 9.30 My Favorite Martian. 10.00 MOVIE: Carry On Cruising. (1962) Noon MOVIE: Mr Forbush And The Penguins. (1971, PG) 2.10 MOVIE: Danger Within. (1959) 4.20 MOVIE: The Kentuckian. (1955, PG) 6.30 M*A*S*H. 8.30 MOVIE: Dirty Harry. (1971, MA15+) 10.40 Chicago Med. 11.40 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Middle. 9.00 Australian Survivor. 10.30 The Big Bang Theory. 2pm The Middle. 3.30 MacGyver. 4.30 Deal Or No Deal. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 10.00 South Park. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 Charmed. 2.30 Ghosts. 3.30 Just For Laughs: Montreal. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (74) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Pawn Stars. 11.00 Storage Wars. Noon The Fishing Show By AFN. 1.00 Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Merv Hughes Fishing. 2.30 Al McGlashan’s Fish’n With Mates. 3.00 Fishing Addiction. (Return) 4.00 Mighty Ships. 5.00 Storage Wars: New York. 6.00 Border Security: Int. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 MOVIE: Kingsman: The Secret Service. (2014, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Surfing Australia TV. 2.00 Ben Fogle: Starting Up Starting Over. 3.00 Rich House, Poor House. 4.00 MOVIE: The Secret Life Of Pets 2. (2019, PG) 5.40 MOVIE: Scoob! (2020, PG) 7.30 MOVIE: Fast & Furious 6. (2013, M) 10.00 MOVIE: American Ultra. (2015, MA15+) Midnight Medium. 2.00 Rich House, Poor House. 3.00 Teen Titans Go! 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 9.00 Pat Callinan’s 4x4 Adventures. 10.00 Wildlife Rescue Australia. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 JAG. 3.30pm What’s Up Down Under. 4.00 Bondi Rescue. 4.30 Soccer. A-League Men. Round 18. Melbourne Victory v Central Coast Mariners. 7.00 Bondi Rescue. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. Noon Rugby League. Murri Carnival. Replay. 1.00 Away From Country. 2.00 VICE Sports. 3.00 Impact! Wrestling Down Under 2023. 5.35 Talking Language. 6.05 News. 6.15 Nature’s Great Migration. 7.25 Monochrome: Black, White And Blue. 8.30 MOVIE: Coextinction. (2021, M) 10.15 MOVIE: Desperately Seeking Susan. (1985, M) 12.05am Late Programs.
Ipcress File. Continued. (1965, PG) 7.00 Steamboy. (2004, PG) 9.20 This Beautiful Fantastic. (2016, PG) 11.00 Glengarry Glen Ross. (1992, M) 12.55pm The Art Dealer. (2015, M, French) 2.40 Leave No Trace. (2018, PG) 4.45 My Brilliant Career. (1979) 6.40 Sirocco. (1951, PG) 8.30 The Salvation. (2014, M) 10.10 Silent Land. (2021, MA15+) 12.15am Late Programs.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Australia Remastered. (R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.00 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 3.25 Tenable. (R) 4.15 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 5.15 Grand Designs. (R) 6.00 Back Roads. (R) 6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Australian Story. Presented by Leigh Sales. 8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program. 9.15 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 Q+A. Presented by Patricia Karvelas. 10.35 ABC Late News. 10.50 The Business. (R) 11.10 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (R) 11.40 Planet America. (R) 12.10 Grand Designs. (R) 1.00 Parliament Question Time. 2.00 Tenable. (R) 2.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.30 Catalyst. (PG, R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.10 Make Me A Dealer. (R) 10.05 Hugh’s Wild West. (R) 11.05 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PGa, R) 12.10 WorldWatch. 2.00 The Point: Road To Referendum History Bites. (R) 2.05 Daniel O Donnell: I Need You. (PG) 3.00 Mastermind Aust. (R) 3.30 The Cook Up. (R) 4.00 Every Family Has A Secret. (PGal, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Celebrity Letters And Numbers. (PG) Hosted by Michael Hing. 8.30 Finding Your Roots: Salem’s Lot. (PG) Henry Louis Gates, Jr. helps actors Claire Danes and Jeff Daniels explore their roots. 9.30 The 2010s: Music On Demand. (Malv) Takes a look at how music in the 2010s underwent profound change. 10.20 SBS World News Late. 10.50 Blanca. (Malv) 11.50 Silent Road. (Mav) 4.00 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 To Be Advised. 1.30 Motorbike Cops. (PG, R) 2.00 To Be Advised. 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGad) 7.30 Australian Idol. (PG) Hosted by Ricki-Lee and Scott Tweedie. 9.00 The Irrational. (Ma) After a passenger plane crashes into the Potomac River, suspicions focus on the pilot. 10.00 The Latest: Seven News. 10.30 S.W.A.T. (Mav) The team must locate stolen rocket launchers. 11.30 Curse Of The Chippendales. (Mdlsv, R) 12.30 Bates Motel. (MA15+av, R) 1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (PGls, R) 1.45 Explore: Dawson City And The Klondike Experience. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG) 6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (Mls) Some familiar faces return to question the couples. 9.10 Big Miracles. (Mam) Christie and Perrie try to find the cause of their infertility. 10.10 9News Late. 10.40 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (MA15+av) 11.30 Court Cam. (Mv, R) 12.00 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.00 Pointless. (PG, R) 2.00 Hello SA. (PG) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 9News Early. 5.30 Today.
6am Morning Programs. 8.00 Ent. Tonight. (R) 8.30 My Market Kitchen. (R) 9.00 Bold. (PGa, R) 9.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R) 10.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 10.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 11.00 Dr Phil. (PGals, R) 12.00 10 News First: Midday. 1.00 Ent. Tonight. 1.30 Australian Survivor. (R) 3.00 Farm To Fork. 3.30 10 News First: Afternoon. 4.00 Neighbours. (PGa) 4.30 Bold. (PGas) 5.00 News. 6.00 Deal Or No Deal. Hosted by Grant Denyer. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news. 7.30 Australian Survivor. Presented by Jonathan LaPaglia. 8.30 FBI: Most Wanted. (Mv, R) The team must determine if the kidnapping of a Chinese-American woman is a random hate crime or if she was specifically targeted. Jess and Sarah struggle with Tali’s continued rebellious streak. 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.05pm Riley Rocket. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 MythBusters. 9.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 10.10 Louis Theroux: Extreme Love. 11.10 Would I Lie To You? 11.40 QI. 12.10am Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.55 MOVIE: Queen Of The Desert. (2015, M) 3.00 ABC News Update. 3.05 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.10 Kiddets. 5.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 9.30 Small Business Secrets. 10.00 The Movie Show. 12.10pm Most Expensivest. 12.40 Christians Like Us. 1.45 Untold Australia. 2.50 Most Expensivest. 3.20 WorldWatch. 5.35 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 The Fast History Of. 6.40 Jeopardy! 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Taskmaster. 9.25 Bad Education. 10.00 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Room For Improvement. 8.00 Million Dollar Minute. 9.00 Harry’s Practice. 9.30 NBC Today. 10.30 Better Homes. 1pm Your Money & Your Life. 1.30 Last Chance Learners. 2.00 To Be Advised. 2.30 The Hotel Inspector. 3.30 Harry’s Practice. 4.00 Animal Rescue. 4.30 Better Homes. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 Foyle’s War. 10.45 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Days Of Our Lives. 12.55 The Young And The Restless. 1.50 Dr Quinn. 2.50 Antiques Roadshow. 3.20 MOVIE: The Lady With A Lamp. (1951) 5.30 Yorkshire Auction House. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 The Madame Blanc Mysteries. 9.40 Whitstable Pearl. 10.40 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 The Middle. 10.30 Friends. Noon Charmed. 2.00 Two And A Half Men. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Farm To Fork. 4.30 Becker. 5.30 Frasier. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.30 Two And A Half Men. 10.00 Rules Of Engagement. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 Workaholics. 2.30 Just For Laughs Australia. 3.00 Ghosts. 3.30 Bold. 4.30 Shopping.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Scorpion. 3.00 Bewitched. 3.30 Full House. 4.00 Family Ties. 4.30 The Addams Family. 5.00 Bewitched. 5.30 I Dream Of Jeannie. 6.00 Raymond. 7.00 The Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30 MOVIE: Tenet. (2020, M) 11.30 Seinfeld. 12.30am Medium. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Bakugan: Geogan Rising. 3.30 Beyblade Burst QuadStrike. 4.00 Transformers: Prime. 4.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Buy To Build. 8.30 All 4 Adventure. 9.30 iFish. 10.30 JAG. 12.30pm In The Dark. 1.30 NCIS. 2.30 Jake And The Fatman. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 5.30 JAG. 7.30 Bull. 8.30 NCIS. 10.20 NCIS: Los Angeles. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. 4.05 JAG.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Going Places. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Toi Time. 4.30 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? 8.30 Karla Grant Presents. 9.05 Tan France: Beauty And The Bleach. 10.10 MOVIE: Road House. (1989) 12.10am Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 6.55 Sirocco. (1951, PG) 8.45 Whisky Galore. (2016, PG) 10.35 The Confirmation. (2016, M) 12.30pm Antoinette In The Cévennes. (2020, M, French) 2.20 The Ipcress File. (1965, PG) 4.20 This Beautiful Fantastic. (2016, PG) 6.00 Three Summers. (2019, PG, Portuguese) 7.50 A Stroke Of Luck. (2016, M, Spanish) 9.30 The Blonde One. (2019, MA15+, Spanish) 11.40 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Motor Racing. Night Thunder. USA Speedweek. Final. H’lights. 2.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Bathurst 500. H’lights. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars C’ship. Bathurst 500. H’lights. 4.30 Storage Wars. 5.00 American Restoration. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Outback Opal Hunters. 8.30 Aussie Salvage Squad. 10.30 Deep Water Salvage. 11.30 Late Programs.
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Tuesday, February 27 ABC (2)
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Spying On The Scammers. (PG, R) 10.30 Courtney Act’s One Plus One. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Call The Midwife. (PGa, R) 2.00 Parliament Question Time. 3.00 The Cook And The Chef. (R) 3.25 Tenable. (R) 4.15 Antiques Roadshow. (R) 5.10 Grand Designs. (R)
6.00 WorldWatch. 9.10 Make Me A Dealer. (PG, R) 10.00 Hugh’s Wild West. (PG, R) 11.00 Food Markets: In The Belly Of The City. (PG, R) 12.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 The Point: Road To Referendum History Bites. (R) 2.15 The 2010s. (R) 3.05 Mastermind Aust. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (R) 4.10 Secrets Of The Tower Of London. (PGa, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (R) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 To Be Advised. 1.30 Motorbike Cops. (PGl, R) 2.00 Psych. (Mlv, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (Mls, R) 1.30 Getaway. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG)
6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Neighbours. (PGa, R) 9.00 Bold. (PGas, R) 9.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R) 10.00 Farm To Fork. (R) 10.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 11.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 12.00 10 News First: Midday. 1.00 Ent. Tonight. 1.30 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 2.00 Australian Survivor. (R) 3.00 Farm To Fork. 3.30 10 News First: Afternoon. 4.00 Neighbours. (PGa) 4.30 Bold. (PGas) 5.00 News.
6.00 Back Roads. (PG, R) 6.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Back Roads: Eugowra Recovery, NSW. (PG) 8.30 Better Date Than Never. Di’s long-awaited date finally happens. 9.05 Whale With Steve Backshall: Whales And Us. Part 1 of 4. 9.55 You Can’t Ask That. (MA15+s, R) 10.30 ABC Late News. 10.45 The Business. (R) 11.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.50 Q+A. (R) 12.50 Media Watch. (PG, R) 1.10 Parliament Question Time. 2.10 Grand Designs. (R) 3.00 Tenable. (R) 3.45 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.30 Catalyst. (R) 5.30 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Kerry Armstrong. (PGa, R) Kerry Armstrong explores her roots. 8.35 Death Of An Icon: Marilyn Monroe. (Mads, R) A look at the death of Marilyn Monroe. 9.35 The Price Of Truth. (Mal) The story of Dmitry Muratov. 11.10 SBS World News Late. 11.40 Blackout: Tomorrow Is Too Late. (Malsv) 12.35 Infiniti. (MA15+av, R) 3.35 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. (PGa, R) 4.35 Bamay. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGad) 7.30 Australian Idol. (PG) Hosted by Ricki-Lee and Scott Tweedie. 8.30 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA. (MA15+l) Gordon Ramsay heads to Brooklyn, New York, to help a family-run Haitian juice bar and restaurant. 9.30 First Dates UK. (Ml) Singles experience the thrills of dating. 10.35 The Latest: Seven News. 11.05 The Front Bar: All Sports Edition. (Ml, R) 12.15 Your Money & Your Life. (PG, R) 12.45 Emerald City. (Premiere, MA15+hv) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (Mls) The family and friends’ week continues. 9.00 The Hundred With Andy Lee. (PGls) Andy Lee is joined by a panel of comedians and 100 Aussies to explore the fun behind the facts. 10.00 9News Late. 10.30 Travel Guides NZ. (Mls, R) 11.30 Family Law. (Mal) 12.15 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.10 Pointless. (PG, R) 2.05 Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. (PGds, R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 9News Early. 5.30 Today.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 Bewitched. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Seinfeld. 4.00 Family Ties. 4.30 The Addams Family. 5.00 Bewitched. 5.30 I Dream Of Jeannie. 6.00 Raymond. 7.00 The Nanny. 7.30 Seinfeld. 8.30 MOVIE: The Mechanic. (2011, MA15+) 10.30 Seinfeld. 11.30 The Nanny. Midnight Medium. 2.00 I Dream Of Jeannie. 2.30 Full House. 3.00 Bakugan: Geogan Rising. 3.30 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Buy To Build. 8.30 Diagnosis Murder. 9.30 Jake And The Fatman. 10.30 JAG. 12.30pm In The Dark. 1.30 NCIS. 2.30 Jake And The Fatman. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 5.30 JAG. 7.30 Bull. 9.25 FBI. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. 4.05 JAG.
6am Morning Programs. 1.40pm First Sounds. 2.00 Going Places. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Toi Time. 4.30 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 7.30 MOVIE: The Gospel According To André. (2017, PG) 9.10 MOVIE: White Chicks. (2004, M) 11.10 Late Programs.
Beautiful Fantastic. Continued. (2016, PG) 6.40 Three Summers. (2019, PG, Portuguese) 8.25 My Brilliant Career. (1979) 10.20 The Salvation. (2014, M) 12.05pm Breathless. (1960, M, French) 1.45 Sirocco. (1951, PG) 3.30 Whisky Galore. (2016, PG) 5.25 I Capture The Castle. (2003, PG) 7.30 Portrait Of A Lady On Fire. (2019, M, French) 9.45 Joyland. (2022, MA15+, Punjabi) 12.10am Late Programs.
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6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 9News Morning. 12.00 Married At First Sight. (Mls, R) 1.30 Explore TV: Portugal & Spain. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 9News Afternoon. 5.00 Tipping Point Australia. (PG) 6.00 9News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Married At First Sight. (Mls) Timothy and Jayden’s feud ignites. 9.00 Under Investigation: Spy Nation. (PG) Presented by Liz Hayes. 10.00 9News Late. 10.30 See No Evil. (MA15+av) 11.30 The Equalizer. (MA15+v, R) 12.20 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.10 Pointless. (PG, R) 2.00 Destination WA. 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 9News Early. 5.30 Today.
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10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Buy To Build. 8.30 Diagnosis Murder. 9.30 Jake And The Fatman. 10.30 JAG. 12.30pm In The Dark. 1.30 NCIS. 2.30 Jake And The Fatman. 3.30 Diagnosis Murder. 5.30 JAG. 7.30 Bull. 8.30 NCIS. 9.25 Hawaii Five-0. 10.20 NCIS: Hawai’i. 11.15 Diagnosis Murder. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 Diagnosis Murder. 4.05 JAG.
6am Morning Programs. 1.40pm First Sounds. 2.00 Going Places. 2.30 The Cook Up. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.35 The Magic Canoe. 4.00 Toi Time. 4.30 Spartakus And The Sun Beneath The Sea. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Africa’s Hidden Kingdoms. 7.35 High Arctic Haulers. 8.30 Kaepernick & America. 9.55 Buwarrala Aryah. 10.55 Late Programs.
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Whisky Galore. Continued. (2016, PG) 7.45 Monsieur Verdoux. (1947, PG) 10.00 A Stroke Of Luck. (2016, M, Spanish) 11.40 Commitment Hasan. (2021, M, Turkish) 2.20pm Three Summers. (2019, PG, Portuguese) 4.10 Swallows And Amazons. (2016, PG) 6.00 Princess Caraboo. (1994, PG) 7.50 Stage Mother. (2020, M) 9.30 Jump, Darling. (2020, M) 11.10 Late Programs.
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The Maroon fifth Circle of Hell By Stuart McCullough EVERYONE has a limit. A point beyond which, if pushed, they are destined to break. For some, they stumble across their breaking point when they least expect it. Not me. I know all too well the thing that sends my spirit into freefall, generally eviscerating my will to live. For some it’s the sight of a sodden kitten caught in a rainstorm. Others can’t stand the thought of an impending nuclear holocaust. But, for me at least, it’s the music of Maroon 5. Normally, I’d write something here about ‘not wanting to offend any fans of Maroon 5’. But if I’m being honest, I do. There’s something about their highly-preened soft-rock stylings that gets me completely offside. It’s not that they rub me the wrong way; it’s that the thought of the physical contact necessary to rub me in any direction at all that gives me the heebie-jeebies. It’s music that’s custom-made for carparks and shopping malls. Like Nickelback but with a better haircut and a higher voice. I had rung my internet service provider for the simple reason that I had no internet. The way I see it, they’ve only got one job and they were failing terribly. They weren’t much better at running a call centre. When you ring a call centre, they do everything they can to talk you out of it. The experience begins with a recording, featuring a voice solemnly intoning that wait times are ‘longer than usual’ as a result of a ‘high volume of calls’. If that’s not enough, they then offer you the option of a ‘call back’, so that instead of wasting time on hold, you get to suffer the indignity of them ringing you at the least convenient moment possible. I wasn’t going to give up that easily. I hung on. Then things turned nasty. Without warning, I was put on hold. Generally, hold music falls into two distinct categories – there’s the ‘corporate loop’ message, where a musical tidbit is played incessantly whilst someone who sounds so up-
beat that they must not be on hold tells you all kinds of useless information about the company. These information morsels generally begin with ‘did you know?’ and then tell you that instead of being stuck on hold and visibly ageing as you wait, you could submit your query online instead. Which, of course, would be true if the reason for calling was for something other than the fact of not having any internet. But corporate shoutouts are one thing. What happened to me next was an entirely different level of inanity. As the voiceover segued into music, I was suddenly and unexpectedly confronted by the sounds of ‘She Will be Loved’ by Maroon 5. On a loop. Which, if you’re on hold for the best (or worst) part of forty minutes, is quite the experience. In Dante’s Inferno, some people mistakenly think the fifth circle of hell is wrath, made up of a
swamp. Those people are wrong. The fifth circle of hell consists exclusively of the music of Maroon 5 in all its steaming, sulphuric glory. Ordinarily, if exposed to the music of Maroon 5, I’d take evasive action. If that means jumping from a moving vehicle because ‘Moves Like Jagger’ comes on the radio, so be it. Hot asphalt at twenty miles an hour is still preferable to having to sit through ‘Moves Like Jagger’. But this time there was nowhere to jump to that wouldn’t cost me my place in the queue. After what seemed like and may well have been an eternity, I was put through to someone who gave me ten different versions of ‘have you tried turning it off and on again?’ After an exhaustive exchange that included everything from trying to reset the modem using a paper clip, to jumping up and down on one leg and chanting, I was no closer to having internet.
I’ll admit I was cranky. When the very cheery person on the other end of the line asked whether I had any feedback, I took my chance. First of all, I checked to make sure that our call was being recorded for quality and training purposes. When he confirmed it was, I unloaded. I told him in no uncertain terms that leaving people on hold and making them listen to the same soft rock song repeatedly was not so much ‘customer service’ as it was a calculated attempt to punish anyone foolish enough to ring for help. There was an awkward silence, before a gentle ‘click’. Our time together was over. It’s an awkward age we live in. One where corporate behemoths are so desperate for your approval that every interaction – no matter how minor – warrants a customer satisfaction survey. Mine arrived about thirty seconds later. If you’re the fire department, you’re unlikely to issue a satisfaction survey whilst someone’s house is still on fire. Similarly, internet companies should avoid sending surveys that beg you to tell them how awesome they are whilst you still have no internet to speak of. Not even Maroon 5 would do something that silly. It took some time, but I now have internet again. That means I’m finally in a position to submit an online query to my internet provider to ask why my internet isn’t working, even though it is. I could always say that I was asking for a friend. And whilst I sailed through my internet-less life easily enough, due in large part to the fact that I’ve refused to get rid of my DVDs, the soft rock stylings of Maroon 5 now haunt me in my dreams. In fact, things are now so bad that I commonly avoid closing my eyes altogether, just to be sure that the gentle strains of ‘She Will Be Love’ doesn’t devour me as I sleep. Consider it lesson learned – never ring a help line. Instead, from this point on I’ll make all my complaints by telegram. stuart@stuartmccullough.com
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Bank manager accidently shot while examining revolver considered necessary. So imbued was the Engineer with the feeling of the necessity of the work being done, that he not only made the necessary arrangements for the loan; but also, at his own home during the evenings, prepared the required plans. When this was completed, and the money was made available, he reported to the Council that all was in readiness. The whole scheme was blocked, however, by one of the Councillors moving that £500 of the loan should be used for improvements to the Cranbourne Road Reserve. It was at once pointed out that the money, having been raised for a specific purpose, must be used for same. However, through the general discussion that followed, and the fact that the matter was not forced to a division, the loan, not being availed of within the time agreed, it consequently lapsed. And while it is quite within the province, and we hope will be decided by the Council to again ask their Engineer to proceed to get the necessary money for the Park Improvement Scheme, we are afraid he will not be able to get it at the same low rate as heretofore. *** THE Misses Craig, with their brother, Mr. Craig, of Wedderburn, who have been enjoying· the salubrious climate here for the past month, are about to take their departure for their home town. Before leaving, however, they all expressed the pleasure they had experienced whilst on their visit.
Compiled by Cameron McCullough MR. Cyril Cameron, 38, manager of the Bank of Australasia at Port Melbourne, visited Frankston last Tuesday, and on Thursday morning it was reported that he had been found in the camp of a contractor named Hodgins, on Humphries Road, about three miles from the town. He was in a pitiable condition, and on examination it was found that he had been shot in the chest. The police had him removed to Frankston, where he was attended by Dr. Maxwell. He explained that he was examining an automatic revolver, when it went off and wounded him in the chest. Mr. Cameron was out throughout Tuesday night’s storm. He is now in Sister Creswick’s private hospital. *** Some discussion having taken place at the last meeting of the Progress Association on the question of the Frankston Park Improvement Scheme and the £2000 loan raised by the Shire Council for that purpose. And believing the general public – who are apparently in the dark – would like to know the exact position, we have made some inquiries, and find the following to be the case. When the Council decided to float a loan of £2000 for the purpose before indicated, they empowered the Shire Engineer, Lieut.-Colonel Lazarus, who is a past master in the art of raising of finances, to at once make the necessary arrangements to secure the loan. Further, he was instructed to prepare plans for the proposed alterations, and general improvements that were
The Misses Muntz, of Nathalia, who have had an extended holiday in Frankston, are leaving this week for home. They have had a most enjoyable time, the only thing missed by them being a croquet lawn, as at their home they have one laid down and both of these ladies are experts at the game. They also said that when they again visited Frankston they hoped that the suggestion of Mrs. Heymanson had been carried out. This sentiment was also expressed by the Misses Craig. *** THE many friends of Mr. E. P. Davis, of Wells Street, Frankston will regret to hear that his son Roy whilst working at his trade as a cabinet maker, in Melbourne, had the misfortune to cut his left arm so severely with a chisel, necessitating eight stitches being inserted. We understand that so far the injured arm is progressing as well as can be expected. We trust it will soon be quite healed. *** WE regret to hear that Mrs. McComb, wife of Mr. T. McComb, had another bad turn. We sincerely hope that the set back will be only a temporary nature, and the old lady, will soon be about again. *** MR. Lalor, station master, Frankston, is at present on furlough. The relieving officer is Mr. Mulchay. *** MRS. Kitchen, wife of Canon Kitchen, of “St. Paul’s,” Hay, New South Wales, and formerly vicar of Frankston, is at present with her children spending a holiday with
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Feldman, Wells Street, Frankston. *** FRANKSTON is indeed honored and favoured in the appointment for the staff of the High School of Miss Broughton, B.A., Dip. Ed., who amongst her many other honors holds the much coveted Distinguished Service Medal of the Royal Life Saving Society. This medal, which was sent to her from London, is the only one held by a woman in the Southern Hemisphere. As a matter of fact, there are only four other women in the British Empire holding it. The public can, therefore, judge the qualifications needed to be its possessor. In addition, Miss Broughton holds the Bronze Medallion, and the Award of Merit of the Society. Last year Miss Broughton’s club, i.e., The Bendigo High School Club, were the winners of the “Lewis Excellence Cup,” for the best ladies’ club, securing 294 points, while the next club, which was a seaside club, gained only 130 points. In addition to this between 80 and 100 of the pupils who have passed through her hands have secured the Bronze Medallion, and another 150 have been awarded the proficiency certificate. With all these honors crowded up on her, Miss Broughton is most unassuming, her whole soul being centred upon the good work she is doing — and, like most people who have rendered good service to humanity, she shrinks from publicity. However, as this information has come to our knowledge, we feel it is only just that the people of the district
— whose children are partly in her care — and others, should also know the calibre of the lady to whom we refer. Further, we understand that numbers of the pupils who have passed through Miss Broughton’s hands are engaged today in profiting by her tuition, and teaching others the art of swimming and life-saving. *** THE Somerville and Mornington tennis match had to he abandoned, owing to thee weather affecting the courts, on Saturday last. *** IN our issue of February 20 we notified the public that the gift of a soprano cornet had been made to the Frankston Band by Lieut.-Colonel Lazarus. Since then, however, we learn that there is quite a history attached to this instrument, which is, in our opinion, well worth repeating. It appears that in the early stages of the war this cornet belonged to the band of a battalion under the command of the gallant colonel, and from then on served its useful purpose on the other side of the world, finally passing into the hands of the aforesaid gentleman, who has now donated it to the band. Whether the experiences it has undergone will enable the operator to produce sweeter music remains to be seen; but we feel that we could not let it come into our midst without the little comment we have made. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 22 Feb 1924
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Long Island wins a thriller, Pirates hold on wrapped up a win over Carrum Downs without too much trouble.
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LONG Island held on for a thrilling win over Sorrento last Saturday. Long Island scored 272 runs on day one, giving the Sharks a tough task to tackle on day two. After a few early struggles, middle order batter Matthew Rulach took control of the game. Rulach smashed 103 runs from 151 balls for the Sharks to keep them in the contest. Jake Wood’s late half-century also kept them in the hunt. The game ended up going down to the final over. With one run required to draw level with four balls left to face, Sorrento lost their final wicket. Matt Shimell was the match-winner for Long Island. He took five wickets. Red Hill wrapped up a hard-fought four wicket win over Pines on Saturday. At Bruce Park, a century by opener Nathan Cassano couldn’t prevent Heatherhill from falling to defeat against Old Peninsula. Heatherhill were valiant in defeat, scoring 313 runs. They were chasing a target of 329. Langwarrin comfortably beat Baden Powell by 105 runs last weekend on their home deck.
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MT ELIZA picked up an outright win over Seaford Tigers last weekend. The Tigers were bowled out for just 78 on day one, which Mt Eliza chased down with ease. Mt Eliza declared on day two at 8/181 with an outright win
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Boneo buckle: Frankston YCW bowled Boneo out for a solid win in Sub-District 2nds. Picture: Craig Barrett
in their sights. The Tigers’ second innings started disastrously. They lost skipper Brayden Roscoe for a golden duck, and couldn’t recover. The Tigers were bowled out for 77, dooming them to defeat. Tom Baron was the pick of the bowlers on Saturday. He took 4/20 from 20 overs. Somerville's victory over Moo-
rooduc was confirmed on Saturday. Dromana and Rosebud picked up wins over Mornington and Baxter respectively.
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BALNARRING have batted well to grab a win over Flinders. Balnarring was chasing a score of 193 to win at BA Cairns Reserve on Saturday. Helped by a patient half-
century from opener Darcy Warmbrunn, Balnarring were able to reach their target in the middle of the day’s play. Jackson Hannah top scored for his side to get them over the line. The number six batter scored 60 of Balnarring’s runs. Seaford and Crib Point comfortably beat Delacombe Park and Main Ridge respectively last weekend. Carrum
BONEO were in good form on Saturday, claiming a five wicket win over Frankston YCW. The Stonecats set Boneo a target of 255 to chase down on day one. Boneo proved up to the task. Openers Samson Storey and Chris Jobling scored 52 and 81 respectively last Saturday. Their good starts set Boneo on the right path to a final total of 5/263. It took Boneo most of the day, but they managed to beat the Stonecats with time to spare. Mt Martha bowled well to defend their total of 216 against Tootgarook last Saturday. After a strong start on day two, Tootgarook lost 5 wickets for 15 runs. They couldn’t recover, and ended up falling to an 85 run defeat. Mt Martha skipper Ben Stallworthy impressed - he posted figures of 5/21 from 10 overs. Pearcedale, Tyabb, and Skye were victors over Ballam Park, Hastings, and Rye respectively.
WOMENS & JACK PEACOCK
THE Women’s division and Jack Peacock finals both occurred last Sunday, shortly after publication deadline. A full wrap-up of results will feature in next week’s edition.
Saturday's racing at the Mornington Yacht Club was part of the Aggregate Championship Series. The winners of the three divisions were Div 1 Keelboats Apache (pictured below), Div 2 Keelboats Lindal ii and Div 3 Trailables Black Jack. Picture: Alan Dillon
The Mornington Pirates majors consolidated and sit on top of the ladder after defeating the Chelsea Dolphins at CB Wilson Reserve on Sunday, winning 19 to 5. However, the tables were turned in the minors with the Dolphins winning strongly with a 20 to 7 win. Picture: Craig Barrett
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’Buds make play for Greening SOCCER
By Craig MacKenzie ONE of the greatest goalscorers in Victorian football history could be on the verge of a sensational comeback if a plan hatched months ago by Rosebud comes to fruition. When Stuart Johnston and assistant Stan Packer took over as senior coaches they identified a need to add to the team’s firepower. Johnson knew Nathan Yole from their days at Mornington while Packer was a long-term friend of Dave Greening and given that both forwards had joined forces at Baxter a couple of years ago it seemed logical to try and revive their partnership. The first part of the plan dropped neatly into place last week when Yole signed and the second part could fit smoothly alongside it on Thursday when Greening trains with the senior squad. Greening’s impact on senior competition at varying State League levels can’t be overstated given his remarkable haul of nine league Golden Boot awards. The last time he kicked a ball in anger was against Endeavour United at Reema Reserve on Saturday 4 June 2022 and it looked as though the story of his playing days would have a horror ending. Greening had to be helped off in the first half and later taken to hospital after a reckless and dangerous challenge left him with a fractured cheekbone. “I’d hate to finish my playing career on that memory from Endeavour,” Greening said. “Look I was probably 50:50 about playing again but it’s more like 80:20 now and I’d like the chance to finish up on my terms rather than have someone knock my cheekbone out of place.” Greening is now 42 and has a threeyear-old son Alfie with partner Emma. He has been a physical education and classroom teacher at Boneo Primary School for over a decade. He took up athletics again last year having competed at county level when growing up in England and his return at masters’ level reaped spectacular results winning gold medals at state championships. Greening recently won three gold medals at the New Zealand Masters Games in Dunedin. But it’s his pending return to playing ranks that looks certain to cause a stir at Olympic Park and beyond. No doubt Rosebud fans are hoping that opposition defenders are soon to
Flashback to 2022: Legendary scorer Dave Greening (left) and fellow striker Nathan Yole in action for Baxter. Pictures: Paul Seeley, The Man In The Stands
be taught a lesson they will never forget. In VPL1 Langwarrin and Eastern Lions shared the spoils after Friday night’s 0-0 stalemate at Lawton Park. Both goalkeepers were among their team’s best with Keegan Coulter to the fore in the first half and Langwarrin counterpart James Burgess making some excellent reaction saves in the second half. Lions were a far different proposition to the previous week’s visitors Bentleigh Greens and represented a genuine attacking threat through South African-born left winger Deandre Vollenhoven, Barbados international Omani Leacock and right winger Nathan Stamatelos. In the 13th minute Coulter was forced to parry a shot on the turn from Langy striker Archie Macphee. Langy livewire Tom Youngs was prominent and three minutes from half-time his corner was met by Brad Blumenthal whose glancing header was saved on the line by Coulter and eventually cleared. In the final minute of the half Vollenhoven cut the ball back from the left of the box to Leacock who blew the best chance so far by blasting well over the bar. Two minutes into the second period a Stamatelos free-kick struck the wall and Vollenhoven’s volley lobbed over Burgess but Luke Adams headed off the line.
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Lions created the better chances in this half but Burgess parried a closerange strike from Lions sub Nick Koutsoubos. In the 69th minute Vollenhoven broke through the middle then neatly played in substitute Davut Tahir on the left but he dwelt on the ball and his eventual shot was blocked. This Saturday Langwarrin will play its third consecutive home match when it hosts North Geelong at Lawton Park at 7pm after the under-23s’ curtain raiser. In State 3 news Frankston Pines midfielder Calvin Delaney had to be stretchered off just three minutes into Saturday’s friendly against Bundoora United at Hillsview Reserve. The club reports that Delaney injured an ankle and “will be in a race against time to make the season opener.” Pines have signed 27-year-old central defender Ben Philips who is a former Mazenod player returning after a break from the sport. Pines will kick-off their 2024 league campaign by hosting Middle Park under lights on Friday 22 March and hope to play all their home games under lights on Fridays. In State 4 news Baxter has signed its first Japanese player while another is trialling. Last week 20-year-old Kennusuke Kameshima, a right-sided full back or winger from Okinawa-based amateur
club Chatan, agreed terms. “‘Kenni’ is technically excellent, has a great first touch with a good range of passing and like most Japanese players I have encountered has an unbelievable work rate,” Baxter head coach Kevin “Squizzy” Taylor said. In Football Victoria news the state body announced last week that all its clubs had made the deadline to arrange payment of outstanding fees. Previously FV had claimed that clubs owed just over $2 million and threatened to suspend non-financial clubs from competition. However FV is yet to publicly announce that the oldest club in Victoria has withdrawn from competition. South Yarra was formed in 1928 and 96 years later the club has withdrawn from State League competition a week after forfeiting its Dockerty Cup tie with Mount Eliza. South Yarra is based at Fawkner Park and was competing in State 3 South-East which will now consist of 11 teams next season. South Yarra will continue to run a junior program and a women’s program as well as fielding teams in the Metropolitan Leagues. In other news iconic Frankston Pines figure Tommy Mitchell is the new team manager of Casey Comets. Mitchell has had various roles at Pines since joining the club in 1970 among them ground manager, team manager and committeeman.
He is a life member at Monterey Reserve and Pines’ scoreboard is named in his honour. Comets gaffer and former Pines player Billy Armour was delighted by Mitchell’s appointment. “He’s one of the best signings I’ve made this season,” Armour said. “His experience will be invaluable.” Meanwhile a unique event takes place at 11am on Saturday when Steve Keenan’s Wild Rovers take on touring Czech Republic side TJ Ostrovan at North Seaford Reserve. Seaford’s senior coach Paul Williams and assistant Steve Keenan play for Wild Rovers which were formed in 2009 and consist of former players with an average age of 50. The team regularly competes in fivea-side competitions and has been successful in Victoria and interstate. Here are the results of some friendlies involving local clubs: Casey Panthers 1 Chelsea 4 (James Stinson 3, Adam Bartosy), Somerville Eagles 3 (Ben Schmidt, Tom Simmons, Corey Riddle) Lilydale Montrose Utd 0, Mount Martha 0 Mentone 2 (Marcus Spivey, Chris Gibson); Lyndale Utd 3 Rosebud 2 (Ethan Hunt, triallist); Nunawading City 1 Mornington 4 (Rory Currie 3, Rhys Craigie); Corio 2 Peninsula Strikers 2 (Wayne Gordon 2); Gippsland Utd 4 Skye Utd 1 (Riley Gill); Bundoora Utd 3 Frankston Pines 2 (Cassius Delaney 2); Baxter 2 (Ryan Brown, Keegan Myatt) Sandringham 1; Seaford Utd 6 (Josh Vega 3, Backy Barakzoi, Mitch Hawkins, own goal) Boronia 1. Here are the round 2 Dockerty Cup/ Australia Cup ties involving local clubs: Saturday 24 February: Chelsea v Heidelberg Eagles, Edithvale Recreation Reserve, 4pm; Somerville Eagles v Waverley Wanderers, Westernport Secondary College, 3pm; Baxter v Point Cook, Baxter Park, 5pm; Diamond Valley v Frankston Pines, Partingtons Flat, 3pm; Kings Domain v Mount Eliza, Monash Uni Playing Fields (pitch 2), 5.30pm. Here are some upcoming friendlies: Tuesday 20 February: Baxter v Mount Martha, Baxter Park, 6.45pm. Saturday 24 February: Mornington v Knox City, Dallas Brooks Park, 1pm & 3pm (TBC); Peninsula Strikers v Clifton Hill, Centenary Park, seniors 11am, reserves 1pm; Ringwood v Skye Utd, Jubilee Park, 1pm & 3pm; Wild Rovers v Ostrovan FC, North Seaford Reserve, 11am; Lilydale Eagles v Mentone, Morrison Reserve, 1pm & 3pm.
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