Volume 87, Issue 17
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
PHELPS IN HOT WATER Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps has a scandal on his hands. Check out the whole story inside.
The student newspaper of the University of New Haven since 1938 BONDS CLAIMS INNOCENCE Barry Bonds is in the news againbut not for the right reasons. The former Giant plead not guilty last week. Find out what happened.
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CORALINE FINDS FANTASY Think the new movie Coraline is only for kids? Think again.
– Page 11 GET TO KNOW SENATORS Senator Spotlight is back and featuring two new spotlights. Learn more about two of the USGA’s senators and what their roles have been here at UNH.
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INDEX Arts & Entertainment Pages 8 and 11 Bulletin Board
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Community & Advice Page 9 Editorials
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Police Log/ Fun & Games Pages 12 and 13 National/World News Page 3 New Haven News Page 4 Sports
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Valentine’s Day Date Movie Guide
By CELINA NATOLA EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
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Ah, it’s finally hereValentine’s Day. If you haven’t made plans for you and your sweetheart yet, you’re running out of time. Lucky for you, a movie date has remained a tried and true V-Day date and the theaters will be packed with worthwhile options right in time for the big day. Let’s take a minute to run through all your options so that you choose the best movie match for you and your valentine this year. First, you’ve got to decide if you want to risk seeing a brand new release or if you want to give a semi-old movie a chance. Maybe you’ll use this opportunity to finally see that Oscar-contender you’ve been dying to see. Early-year releases like The Reader, Gran Torino,
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Love is in the air in the new chick flick Confessions of a Shopaholic.
Slumdog Millionaire, and The Wrestler are certainly viable options if you want to impress your date with
your award-knowledgeable style. For the more mainstream folks, you have
ers amazed the UNH audience Saturday night. Self-
dubbed “the variety show for adults and gifted chil-
way more to choose from. New releases this weekend alone offer quite a variety of options. The anticipated chick flick Confessions of a Shopaholic will be sure to attract some crowds. Starring Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers), this story of a shopaholic-turned-frugalcareer woman is sure to be filled to the brim with designer labels, hunky guys, and maxed-out credit cards. This movie is sure to be at least entertaining, but boyfriends might want to seek out other, more tolerable, options. The release that is more likely to pique male interest is Friday the 13th. This remake of the 1980s classic slasher series is the best option for moviegoers looking to take the horror route; its familiar premise offers a much safer choice as opposed to the other horror flicks out in theaters See THEATERS page 8
The Adult Circus Comes to UNH
By ZACK ROSEN
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WEST HAVEN—On Saturday, Feb. 7 at 9 p.m., Dodds Theater quickly filled with about 120 students to witness The Adult Circus, made up of Chris Chelko and Michael DuBois. Performing at over 80 colleges and universities, dozens of organizations and other exclusive venues, and for celebrities such as Steve Carell, Tina Fey, Jay Leno, and Conan O'Brien (just to name a few), this duo of perform-
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A student participates as a volunteer for The Adult Circus on Saturday, Feb. 7.
dren,” The Adult Circus was comprised of music, stunts, magic, juggling, mind reading, balancing, and jumping on glass. Chelko and DuBois have been learning magic and juggling since they were kids, and when they began attending college together they decided to team up and create a show that would completely overhaul variety entertainment. Ever since their performance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Adult Circus has been in See CIRCUS page 4
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Campus Events, Etc. The Charger Bulletin | February 11, 2009
Wednesday, February 11 Reading Texts & Taking Notes Maxcy 210E, 2pm-3pm
Room Reservation Info Session Upper Student Lounge, 6pm-7pm
Pool League
Thursday, February 12
Friday, February 13
Be My Valentine
Movie: Twilight
Men's Volleyball vs. Endicott College
Create Your Own Perfume
Bartels, 12:30pm-4:30pm
Charger Gymansium, 7pm – 9pm
Alumni Lounge, 7pm – 11pm Buckman 226, 7pm-9pm
UNH Ice Hockey Vs. C.W. Post, LIU Northford Ice Pavillion, 9pm-11pm
New Hall Game Room, 7pm – 9pm
Brother 2 Sister
Upper Student Lounge, 8pm-10pm
Saturday, February 14 Ice Skating
Milford Ice Rink, 12:30pm-4:00pm
Women's Basketball vs. Franklin Pierce University Charger Gymnasium, 2pm-4pm
Men's Basketball vs. Franklin Pierce University
Sunday, February 15 Movie: Twilight
Tuesday, February 17
Alumni Lounge, 7pm – 11pm
Test Preparation and Test Taking
Northford Ice Pavillion, 8pm-10pm
Spring Play: A Flea in Her Ear Auditions
UNH Ice Hockey Vs. Sacred Heart
Maxcy 210E, 1pm-2pm
Dodds, 6pm-8:30pm
Charger Gymnasium, 4pm-6pmm
To all freshman and sophomore students with a driver’s license: Tired of complaining about money? Bored in between classes? Well I have the perfect solution, and it is NOT a work study, it’s a real job! By Dan Osipovitch A weekly recap of the positives & negatives at UNH
Positives
Negatives
Aw, shucks. Punxsutawney saw his shadow and we have six more weeks of winter—or do we? This weekend’s weather was absolutely gorgeous! I don’t think anyone expected to have such clear skies ameliorated by warm temperatures. Besides the melting snow causing mud, it was great to be able to walk outside in a light jacket rather than be cooped up in the dorms.
Get ready to drain your bank account to pay your superfluous $250 room deposit fee. Oh and don’t think that it guarantees you housing; as displayed last year, you can be denied housing even if you pay it. Have fun! I’m sure all the seniors are happy to be done with that whole process.
Love is in the air, can’t you feel it? If you can feel it then you might need to make some reality adjustments. Anyways, happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate it and happy anti-Valentine’s Day to those who loathe it. By the way, anyone want to eat a pint of Ben and Jerry’s with me while watching sappy movies? President Kaplan made an appearance at the USGA meeting to touch base with students. It’s nice to know that our opinions are valued.
This has been complained about for years. Literally, years. I wrote it in my first year’s Battery. Zack Rosen, Assistant Editor of the Charger Bulletin, wrote an editorial on it a few years ago. I’ve since put it in my Battery several times. We deserve access to our mail on the weekend. Stop locking the mail room so early at night and make sure it’s unlocked on the weekends. It’s absolutely ridiculous that we cannot get in to check our mailboxes just because it’s a weekend or just because it’s past 9 at night. Important, timeessential things come in the mail and someone shouldn’t be denied access to them on the weekend.
My name is Bradley Reed and I am the office assistant/student employee of Sodexo campus dining. I am a graduating senior and I need to hire and train my replacement before the year is over. If you are interested please go to the office in Bartel’s Cafe and ask to speak with myself, or ask for an application. I will be hiring until I find a suitable replacement so I look forward to hearing from you all! If you would like to know what my job consists of, the Office Manager can tell you my hours and I will meet with you then to discus what you would potentially be doing. Thanks! Bradley H. Reed USGA Senator
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National/World News
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Pseudo-Police Officer Kills 21 News
By MELANIE ROVINSKY STAFF WRITER
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AFGHANISTAN— Twenty-one police officers are dead and 20 officials are injured after a suicide bomber disguised as a policeman blew up explosives in a police training center, officials reported. The bomber walked into the police training center dressed in police
uniform. The Interior Ministry recognized this to be a common Taliban method used in many other sophisticated attacks. According to the Associated Press, the Taliban takes full responsibility for this incident. Over the phone, one of the group’s spokesmen said that the Taliban is accountable for the event, and they will continue to attack Afghan government
officials and foreign troops. Juma Gul Himat, the provincial police chief, said that in addition to the deaths and injuries, the police facility was damaged in the explosion. Taliban activity has been increasing since the group’s defeat in 2001, following a U.S. invasion. The activity is especially prominent in southern Afghanistan, where the Taliban focuses
on fighting against the government and international military troops. President Barack Obama plans to send 30,000 additional troops to Afghanistan, raising the number of foreign troops stationed there to 100,000. He and his administration hope to diminish Taliban power and strengthen Afghan government.
lic and cutting oil, said Maggie Carson, a spokeswoman for the Illinois Emergency Management Agency. "It is being contained, and there is no evidence of a fish kill or harm to water fowl," Carson said in an e-mail. Most of the sludge spilled on land, but 6,000 gallons seeped into Des Plaines River water, U.S. Coast
Guard Petty Officer William Mitchell said. He said the oil waste poses no risk to human health but could be dangerous to animals in the contaminated area. The Coast Guard said barge and boat traffic along the river had been stopped. Caterpillar Inc., the Peoria-based maker of mining and construction machinery,
confirmed in a statement Sunday that "an undetermined amount of waste oil" overflowed from a storage area at the company's manufacturing facility in Joliet. "Caterpillar has notified appropriate authorities about this overflow, and the company immediately began correc-
65,000 Gallon Oil Sludge Spill
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Your place to find the oddest stories in mainstream news. By Zack Rosen Osama Rejected For sical sounds dubbed 16-year-old prisoner trial. Dream Job over his real voice. who escaped from a UK milkman delivSYDNEY–A Using subtitles, courthouse cell was ered cannabis with dream job looking af- bin Laden argues his found hiding in the bottles of milk ter a tropical island in case for the six-month vehicle's trunk. LONDON –A BritAustralia has attracted contract, describing The Macomb Daily ish prosecutor says an over 11,000 applicants himself as "outgo- reports the teen had elderly milkman sup-- including Osama ing," "familiar with vanished Friday after plied customers with bin Laden who failed sandy areas" and ex- appearing in juvenile cannabis as well as to make the shortlist. perienced with "large court in Mount Cle- bottles of milk. A spokeswoman for scale event coordina- mens on a probation Robert Holding, 72, Tourism Queensland tion." violation. delivered marijuana said the group had He lists his interSheriff's deputies as he made his daily received over 11,000 ests as arts, crafts and searched for about an rounds in the town of video applications renovating. hour until a security Burnely, in northwestsince advertising the Renovating … is officer became suspi- ern England. A$150,000 ($96,000) an interest!? cious when he saw a According to Brit"best job in the world" picture that had fallen ain's dairy industry, as caretaker of Hamil- Prisoner Found As to the ground outside around 1.5 million ton Island on the Great Junk In Judge’s judge's car. British homes have Barrier Reef. Trunk A deputy checked milk delivered by a One of the applicaMOUNT CLEM- the car and found the milkman. Deliveries tions was a 30-second ENS, Mich. –A Mich- boy in the trunk. have declined over the prank video showing igan judge says he's Gives a whole new last 20 years. the world's most want- learned a lesson about meaning to “cramCannabis has not. ed man, with nonsen- locking his car after a ming” facts for your
Briefs
By Associated Press Writers Conn. judge faces disciplinary hearing in DUI case HARTFORD–Connecticut's Judicial Review Council is holding a public hearing as it decides whether to discipline a state judge who was arrested on a drunken driving charge. The hearing in the case of Superior Court Judge E. Curtissa Cofield is set for Monday morning at the Legislative Office Building in Hartford. The council is pursuing misconduct charges against Cofield, who was arrested in October after her car struck a state police cruiser in Glastonbury. Cofield was caught on videotape using racially charged language while arguing with troopers at the police station. Cofield later apologized during a court appearance and was accepted in the state's alcohol education program. The drunken driving charge will be dismissed if she successfully completes the program. A-Rod’s response to steroids report will be key NEW YORK–Alex Rodriguez faces a decision far more important to his career than deciding where to sign, whether to accept a trade or if and when to opt out of his contract. How A-Rod responds to a report that he tested positive for steroids in 2003 will likely frame his pursuit of the career home run record and could define his playing days in the view of fans and Hall of Fame voters. Does he confess to taking performance-enhancers, as Andy Pettitte did? Does he deny, as Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens have? Does he all but confess, the route chosen by Jason Giambi? Does he refuse to discuss his past, as Mark McGwire did before a congressional committee? He’s already been labeled as “A-Fraud” in former Yankees manager Joe Torre’s new book and “A-Roid” in the New York tabloids. “When it comes to a key situation, he can’t get himself to concern himself with getting the job done, instead of how it looks,” Torre wrote. He was referring to Rodriguez’s play on the field, but it also applies to how A-Rod handles off-the-field news in his turbulent life. Rodriguez has not responded publicly since Sports Illustrated reported on its Web site Saturday that he is on a list of 104 players who tested positive in 2003 during baseball’s confidential survey testing, which wasn’t subject to discipline. SI.com said he tested positive for Primobolan and testosterone. “Alex has been out of the country. I expect him back later today and want to confer with my client before saying anything,” agent Scott Boras said Sunday afternoon.
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New Haven News The Charger Bulletin | February 11, 2009
Campus Rec: More Than Just RECSports
By KAT WILBERDING RECSPORTS
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WEST HAVEN— Every week I, on behalf of the RECSports program, write an article about what’s going on in RECSports and in RECSports only. Yet the here at the Beckerman Recreation Center there are a variety of other programs and activities offered by Campus Recreation. So this week I’d like to take the opportunity to enlighten the UNH community on the new programs offered and the updates made on original programs.
Campus Recreation has always provided group fitness classes, but due to popularity the number and types of classes have increased over the semesters. Debuting this semester, “Dance and Define” is offered on Monday and Wednesday nights from 7 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Taught by Wes this class defines your body through dance and is already the hottest class offered in the Group X family. Group X… what is that? Group X is the new universal name for all the regular fitness classes offered at the Beckerman Recreation Center
including AbSolution, Bootcamp, Zumba, Booty Call, Spin, Body Blitz and more. Note, however, that the Group X classes should not be confused with the instructional programs such as Ballroom Dancing, Capoeira, etc. that students had the opportunity of sampling during Demo Week (Feb. 2–Feb. 6). The instructional classes are another program offered at the Beckerman Recreation Center, and added to the set of existing classes offered this semester comes Safety Training, which includes various CPR classes.
On top of all of the fitness and instructional classes, the Spring Weight Loss Challenge is back this semester and is better than ever. This challenge is a competition to lose the most weight by percentage. Please understand that it is unhealthy to starve yourself or be abusive to your body in order to lose weight. This program is only designed to motivate you to live a healthy lifestyle and reach a healthier physical state. To that effect the Spring Weight Loss Challenge calls for teams of two to six people who exer-
cise and participate in weekly weigh-ins to mark their progress. Also participants will be offered an educational class (Weight Loss 101) on how to lose weight safely and while staying healthy. There is even more offered and provided in this year’s challenge, so I hope you had the opportunity to sign up. If not, look for this program next spring. If the class-style fitness isn’t for you then check out our new personal training program. Campus Recreation now has four certified personal trainers who are available for either a fit-
ness assessment or an actual training session. For more information please check out our website www. newhaven.edu/chargerrec and look under the fitness and wellness section for more details. As always we urge everyone to check out the full website for all program, activity, and facility information. Now that you know what a little bit more about what else Campus Recreation has to offer outside of RECSports, we encourage everyone to come out and enjoy all the fun!
prised of ripping up an entire newspaper and putting it back together, but he unfortunately didn’t bring along his superhero to help. (Don’t understand? You should’ve been there with everyone else!) It was a great show, and I don’t know of anyone who
attended who did not have a good time. Two thumbs up to SCOPE ZACK ROSEN for finding this enter- By ASSISTANT EDITOR tainment and for doing ––––––––––––––––– such an outstanding job! For more inforHAVEN— mation on Chelko and WEST DuBois and The Adult What do you get Circus, check them when you mix a few out online at www. parts Seann William TheAdultCircus.com. Scott (American Pie) with equal parts Paul Rudd (Knocked Up), Christopher MintzPlasse, and Elizabeth Banks? Why, you get Judd Apatow’s Role Models, of course! SCOPE treated UNH to a screening of the movie last weekend, Friday, Feb. 6 and Sunday, Feb. 7. When energy drink representatives Wheeler (Scott) and Danny (Rudd) end A RECSPORTS PHOTO up in trouble with the
law, they are given the option to partake in a Big Brother program– Sturdy Wings. Each given a boy to look after and hang out with, it takes a while for common interests to be found. While Wheeler’s kid, Ronnie, wants nothing to do with him except piss him off and cause a ruckus, Danny’s kid, Augie, is obsessed with live-action roleplaying games known as LAIRE. But when Danny unintentionally gets Augie kicked out of the game and Wheeler leaves Ronnie roaming around at a party, the two need to make amends to the kids and show them
what is more important: their time with Sturdy Wings, or their time with the boys. Although I’ve seen much better, I walked into the movie expecting something much worse. For overall movie quality it was average, but for its specific “dumb humor” subcategory it certainly was better than expected. If you liked The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Step Brothers, chances are you’ll enjoy Role Models. It’s funny, aimed for college-aged audiences, and has some funny (though minor) cameos. Overall, I give it 3.5 out of 5 stars.
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very high demand all across the country. The two enlisted help from the audience throughout the show, seeking assistance with tricks and stunts. Freshman Josh Van Hoesen was brought up to follow along with a magic trick that was com-
RECSports teams compete in an intramural flag football game.
Students Look for Role Models
First Annual Relay For Life Kick-off Celebration. Friday, February 20, 2009 at 6:00PM in the Alumni Lounge.
Ways in Which You Can Participate in Relay? -Form a team with your family, friends, coworkers, or organization -Join an existing Relay team -Participate as a cancer survivor or caregiver -Sponsor a luminaria (candle lantern) to honor someone living with cancer -Sponsor a luminaria or luminaria torch to remember a loved one who has died of cancer
-Volunteer before or during the Relay -Join our Relay Planning Committee -Become a corporate sponsor by donating money or in-kind products
Visit our website at www.relayforlife.org/scsu Join us on Facebook Relay for Life at UNH!
Animal Awareness Tip: Anglerfish By MAIDELINE SANCHEZ STAFF WRITER
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Have you ever seen Finding Nemo? Do you remember when Dorothy and Marlin encounter an alienlike fish in the deep abyss of the ocean? Well this predator is known as the anglerfish (Melanocetus johnsoni) and in reality they live up to 3000 feet deep in the ocean where pressure is extremely high and where it is impenetrable to light. This fish can grow up to 12 centimeters long and their colors range from gray to dark brown to black. Like in Finding Nemo, the anglerfish holds a bioluminescent appendage that is a continuation of its spine. The “esca”
is located just over its head and the purpose of this blue-greenish light bulb is to lure prey. This is similar to angling where a fisherman attaches a worm or any other object to a hook to draw in fish. The anglerfish is pretty pliable where it can extend its mouth and ingest prey up to twice its size. This adaptation allows it to store food when it is scarce during certain times of the year. Another interesting fact is that only females exhibit all the characteristics mentioned. Males are actually smaller compared to the females and their features are a lot different. At a mature age, the male’s digestive system begins to fail making it impossible
for him to feed on his own. The male acts as a parasite during this time and he tries to find a suitable female to attach to. When one is found up to six males hook their teeth onto the female’s body and release an enzyme that cause them to fuse together. Eventually, the male’s bloodstream adheres to the female’s and its testes remain active. When a female is ready to spawn she will lay a large amount of eggs in a gelatinous material up to three feet wide and thirty feet long. Larvae are then released once the eggs hatch and they swim up to the surface to feed on plankton. When they mature, they will swim back into the deep ocean.
State and federal EPA response teams, as well as teams from Caterpillar, were working with local organizations to contain the spill and clean the area, Carson said. Federal EPA spokeswoman Ginny Narsett said the cleanup will take at least a few days. The federal agency said the oil waste leaked when a pump
failed on a 40,000-gallon open-air holding tank. The Coast Guard was surrounding the contaminated water with a floating wall, Mitchell said. He said two vacuum trucks would suck up the sludge. The Joliet Police Department said it hadn't ordered evacuations in the area.
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USGA President’s Corner
USGA Meetings are at 1:45 every Monday in the Alumni Lounge. All are welcome!
Students Take Green Initiative
This past week the USGA set up a meeting of students who were interested in helping the university go green. The group met on Feb. 2 and I was very pleased with the number of students who turned out. At the very end of last semester, I sent an e-mail out to all undergraduate students asking if they were interested in helping the university with
some of their ideas. I received e-mails back from over 60 interested students. I was extremely impressed. At the meeting Julia Parker, the Vice President of Facilities, spoke about the ideas and programs the university is taking on. Lisa Saverese also spoke about the process to formally create a club on campus. Elections for officers of the club have
Louis Eswood III USGA President been taking place via e-mail over the past week and we are hopeful that within the next weeks we will have a green club on campus. So keep an eye out!
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tive action when the overflow was discovered," the statement said. "The company is coordinating efforts to contain and remediate this overflow." The company also said it would investigate the incident and "put in place management practices that minimize the potential for future occurrences."
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Editorials
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You’re a Pathetic Excuse for Human Existence You’re allergic to originally planned to onions. You eat a sal- abort, gave birth to a ad that you know has baby which was then red onion in it. You’re an idiot. You steal a Blackberry Curve from the local Verizon store. But you forgot to first check to see if there were cameras in the store. You’re an idiot. You’re a doctor: a teenager comes to Zack Rosen you and gives birth Assistant Editor to a baby. You put the baby in a plastic bag and into the garbage. placed into a plastic You’re (A) an idiot, bag by clinic staffers. Although the doc(B) a murderer, (C) tor wasn’t present at losing your license. This past Friday, a the time, the Florida Miami doctor had his Medical Board uplicense revoked when held Department of a teenager, who had Health allegations that
Pierre Jean-Jacques Renelique falsified medical records, unethically delegated tasks to unlicensed staffers, and committed malpractice. The state attorney’s office confirmed that a fetus born alive cannot be put to death even if its mother intended to have an abortion. Regardless of consequences, cases like this continue to occur. What I want to know is at what point did that doctor say to himself, “Hey, I’m going to tell others who aren’t qualified what to do.” Certainly he must have not only known this was
ethically wrong, but dangerous? If he knew these things, he’s an idiot. If he didn’t, he’s incompetent. Either way, he should be locked up. I have nothing against someone who decides to get an abortion. Sometimes, it needs to be done, and sometimes the mother can’t handle to go through a pregnancy for adoption. Of course, she should absolutely make sure that she doesn’t want to go through with the pregnancy first, but to be quite frank–the government has no place in church, marriage, or a woman’s
vagina. That said, this isn’t a pro-choice versus anti-abortion thing here. This is a “wow, my job actually affects the health and well-being of humanity” thing. People who have that much control over another human’s life should not only be going through years and years of medical school, but should get more punishment than just losing their freaking license. Send them and their damn Audi to jail. In retrospect, I’ll take the Audi. Granted, the baby’s mother sued Renelique, the clinic, and
Every once in a while a situation occurs that reminds me of just how thin our privacy bubbles are as Americans. Not only does the government have the ability to wiretap our phones or access info from our computers, but now it can track where we like to party. That’s right. The Utah State Senate issued a proposal to scan the IDs of every person, which would then be entered into a database, according to ABC News. This information would be collected by every bar in the state and then given to law enforcement officials. The governor of Utah has openly stated that he does not like this proposal at all. However, it’s the fact that it’s simply being put on the table that really irks me. How much of our personal information can
the government access? Truly, it could easily find our whereabouts without needing records from the bars we hop between. Facebook already
its staff last month for damages. The mother stated in the suit that “she witnessed the murder of her daughter [and…] sustained severe emotional distress, shock, and psychic trauma which have resulted in discernible bodily injury.” The mother claims that she watched in horror as her baby writhed with her chest rising and falling as she breathed. Later, Renelique wrote in doctor clinic records that the mother underwent a simple abortion. (D) all of the above.
Proof That the Federal Big Brother is Watching Government Does Not Me Drink Martinis? Read the News
Recently there have been massive ice storms in Kentucky and Arkansas that have left thousands of people in the dark with no power, almost impossible conditions, and little food. During tragedies such as this one, in comes the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). FEMA’s main role is to provide relief so that the citizens of this country feel safe from natural disasters and various emergencies. It would seem, though, that FEMA does not think before it acts. In a large act of heroism, it supplied emergency food packets to citi-
zens all over the two states. Contained in these packets were small one-ounce packs of peanut butter…you see where this is going? That very peanut butter was RECALLED before it was sent out and FEMA did not notice until it was distributed and some of it consumed. Now I know a few Criminal Justice and Fire Science majors who want to work for FEMA and after a blunder like this I think that they are NEEDED. To not notice something like that could have, and may still, cause a massive outbreak of salmonella. Wow, FEMA for the win right?
Well it would seem that no one noticed this small issue until it was too late, and I know all of our Criminal Justice teachers here drive us to notice things. So the next time someone says that they need a job in this field I would like you to think about taking the one of the person who decided it would be a good idea to send peanut butter. I mean seriously, the federal government needs to start paying attention before people start to die from their negligence. Only so much incompetence can be taken before the people take action. -Bradley Reed, USGA Senator
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we were filling out our petitions for graduation: “The thing I learned the most in college was my social security number.” I laughed at the time, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized it was true. Our social security numbers are everywhere around this campus. On a small basis, is this issue really a big deal? No, absolutely not. Who cares if Yahoo! tells me where I should look for that Celina Natola new handbag judgEditor-in-Chief ing from the places gives out our personal I’ve shopped before? information to adver- I sure don’t. However, tisers so that we can when it becomes a see the ads they want large-scale operation us to see. You’ve got (especially one that to wonder how much involves the governeffort it takes for the ment), I get a little government to really suspicious. I guess I access information should just be thankful about where we like to that I’m not a troubledrink with friends. maker. That way, the My roommate government shouldn’t made a funny com- really care what bars I ment the other day as visit.
America Gets Nosy and Watches Hero Fall Over the summer, Americans across the country watched as Michael Phelps beat the record for most gold medals won in swimming at an
probably made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. But quite frankly, it was his mistake to make, not the American people’s business or concern.
happened to get lucky in his life and receive phenomenal swimming genes. The man never asked to be a role model and, when he leaves the Olym-
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Michael Phelps dominated the 2008 Olympics last summer, quickly becoming an American icon. He was put under scrutiny last week after a picture of him smoking pot reached the media.
Olympic games. He quickly became the highlighted player on the American team and was watched, admired, and revered by the American people. He was our summer poster child and everyone seemed to love him. Then last week, everything changed. Photos of Phelps smoking pot at a summer party surfaced and the love we had shared for him quickly vanished. He began to lose sponsorships, was banned from certain swimming events and was denied his grant money from the American Swimming Association. While all of these things are certainly important, most are more symbolic and have caused Phelps to reconsider swimming in the 2010 Olympic games. I am sick of hearing about celebrities being plastered all over the news for problems that deserve to stay in their own homes. Yes, Phelps smoked pot at a party. Yes, he
If any normal person in today’s society was caught smoking pot at 22, they would probably receive a slap on the wrist, some community service hours, and a strong talking to from their parents. Now I am not saying that celebrities do not deserved to get punished for their actions. Everyone deserves punishment for breaking the law and I am a stern supporter of fair treatment. But when Jane Doe at the University of New Haven gets a DUI, no one else hears about it but her and her family. It is kept under wraps because that is the “polite” thing to do. Where does being “polite” come into play for celebrities like Michael Phelps and others who have minor mishaps? Some may argue that Michael Phelps is a role model and, as such, should have been more responsible. In ways I agree, but mostly, I see Michael Phelps as a 22-year-old man who
pic games, he just wants to be a normal human being again. Why can’t Americans just allow the man to have his good days and his bad pot-filled ones? Why do Americans need to butt into everyone else’s business? In the long run, it really comes down to one thing: no one really cares that Michael Phelps was smoking pot. Or that Nicole Ritchie had a DUI. Or that Britney Spears did, well, whatever Britney is doing this month. When it comes to celebrities, Americans just enjoy being nosy. They enjoy hearing about other people’s mistakes although they sure would not enjoy being in the same situation. So, really, let Michael Phelps face his marijuana problem on his own and flip to another section of the newspaper. -Erin Ennis, Staff Writer
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Senator Spotlight
Name: Jes Vogt Senator Since: Fall 2007 Major and Year of Graduation: Criminal Justice–Law Enforcement Administration, 2010 Why did you become a USGA senator? I became a Senator to help voice the concerns of the student body and to help better campus life as well as help improve the quality of student experiences by advocating better activities and events. What have you done so far as a senator? I am the Chairperson of the USGA Health and Safety Committee. I have tried my best to help
students voiced their concerns on ChargerVoice.com Is there anything you would like to tell the student body? Don’t be afraid to get i n volved on campus! Also, don’t be afraid to reach out to senators-we are always here for you! How can students get in touch more student involve- with you? By e-mail ment in organizations. at Jvogt1@newhaven. I would also love to edu or usgahands@ see more non-USGA newhaven.edu members on USGA Committees. And I would love it if more
Name: Benjamin Wagar Senator Since: F a l l 2008 Major and Year of Graduation: Criminal Justice–International Justice and Security, 2012 Why did you become a USGA senator? I came all the way from Washington State to attend UNH. Being active in USGA was a great way for me to be as involved as I can. I want to help improve
this school and make it great! What have you
improve and maintain the health and safety of student on campus. What would you like seen done at USGA or UNH? I would like to see
done so far as a senator? I have worked with Senator Chris Dempsey on the Technology Committee to improve the school’s technology. I’ve also helped students resolve several general issues around campus.
What would you like seen done at USGA or UNH? I’d like to see more student involvement at our athletic events. I’m also keen on the current sustainability effort being undertaken by the university. Is there anything you would like to tell the student body? Get and stay as involved as you can. Pick up your trash and keep our campus looking nice for everyone. How can students get in touch with you? By e-mail at Bwaga1@newhaven. edu. My office hours are in Bartels Hall on Thursdays from 1:45 p.m. to 2:45 p.m.
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Arts & Entertainment The Charger Bulletin | Febraury 11, 2009
Weekend Trip to the Movies
By HEATHER BROWN STAFF WRITER
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WEST HAVEN— Saturday night, Feb. 7 the Office of Student Activities brought students off campus for a night at the movies. Taken is an action-packed thriller starring Liam Neeson, Famke Janssen and Maggie Grace. Neeson plays the roll of Bryan Mills, a former spy out to rescue his daughter no matter the cost. In the movie, Neeson gives up his career to move close to his estranged daughter Kim (Grace). During a trip to Paris to follow U2 on their European concert tour, Grace is kidnapped. After discovering that the culprits are Albanian slave traders, Neeson launches a mission to find and punish the people responsible and thus get his daughter back safely. Destroying everything and everyone who stands in his way,
Neeson takes on the city of Paris and the scum that inhabit it. This movie is a wonderful thriller and keeps the audience interested until the final scene. Although it isn’t receiving Oscar buzz, it is a great way to spend an afternoon. Critiqued by many online as a “waste of time” and “predictable,” Taken nevertheless did not disappoint me. I thoroughly enjoy Liam Neeson’s work and while this film can’t be considered a film masterpiece, it was great to be whisked away from reality for a little while. When all is said and done, Taken is truly action-packed with fight sequences and Liam Neeson does a wonderful job portraying a father hell bent on rescuing his daughter even if he has to “tear down the Eiffel Tower.” Thanks to the Office of Student Activities for planning such a great trip!
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Liam Neeson brings the suspense in Taken.
Theaters Offer Variety of Movie Options this V-Day
con’t from page 1
like My Bloody Valentine and The Uninvited. If horror isn’t your cup of tea, check out the thriller genre.
shapes and sizes. The movie examines the relationship problems faced by seemingly-eternal single girls (Gigi, played by Ginnifer Goodwin),
With a phenomenal cast, the movie doesn’t fall short in its acting. Each storyline garners a reasonable amount of sympathy from the audience and
an interesting look at relationships for both men and women and should not be ignored as a practical Valentine’s Day date movie.
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Mary (Drew Barrymore) and her coworkers talk about dating in He’s Just Not That Into You.
Clive Owen’s latest, The International, opens up on Friday and is bound to be packed full of suspense. Or you could go see Liam Neeson’s action-packed film, Taken. Either movie will offer you and your date some V-Day excitement. While it makes the most sense to take your date to see a new release, be sure not to overlook movies that opened last weekend. The biggest Valentine’s Day date movie this year is sure to be the dating-guideturned-movie He’s Just Not That Into You. This self-help book adaptation offers an interesting look at relationships of all
seemingly-happy married women (Janine, played by Jennifer Connelly), girls that can’t get men to commit (Anna, played by Scarlett Johansson, and Beth, played by Jennifer Aniston), and the dating-challenged (Mary, played by Drew Barrymore). For every woman, there is a man of course. These men range from the allknowing womanizer (Alex, played by Justin Long), the cheating husband (Ben, played by Bradley Cooper), the boyfriend who doesn’t want to get married (Neil, played by Ben Affleck), and the reliable guy who is always just a friend (Conor, played by Kevin Connelly).
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leaves its curiosity on high alert the whole way through. The most lovable character is Gigi who seems endlessly lost in her pathetic confusion about men. While the characters are interesting, the plot seems to lack a certain amount of finesse. Overall, the movie plays out more like a series of stories that don’t fit together than a cohesive set of plotlines that are all geared toward the same message. The transitions between stories often come at awkward times, pulling your attention away too fast for you to understand what just happened in the first story. Despite its flaws, the film offers
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A variety of other options was also released last weekend including the goofball sequel, The Pink Panther 2, the sci-fi thriller Push, and the loveable stop-animation movie Coraline. With such an assortment of movies playing this Valentine’s Day, every couple will surely be able to find a suitable flick. Be sure to consider all your options so you aren’t left regretting your choice. Picking the right date movie is always a delicate decision, but the frailty of the situation is only worsened when it is Valentine’s Day. Be wise or you just may end up dateless by the end of the night.
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Community & Advice
The Charger Bulletin | February 11, 2009
Advice Corner
Q: I'm a transfer student this spring, and I'm worried that I won't make friends since everybody has made their own already. What do I do? A: Join a club or organization that you are interested in! That will help you make friends and get involved! A: You should probably transfer again. No one will probably want to be friends with you here anyway.
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Sports
The Charger Bulletin | February 11, 2009
Bonds Pleads Not Guilty
November of 2007, but the Govern––––––––––––––––– ment revised charges against Bonds two SAN FRANCISCO— times to fix legal techBaseball slugger Bar- nicalities. Bonds now ry Bonds pleaded not faces up to 10 counts guilty Thursday, Feb. of making false state-
By JOHN OKO
SPORTS WRITER
Former SF Giants player Barry Bonds, right, leaves courthouse.
5 on charges that he lied in front of a grand jury. This was the third time that Bonds has pleaded not guilty on charges that he lied about taking steroids. Bonds said that if he did take steroids it was unknowingly. Baseball’s all-time home run leader was originally indicted in
ments to a grand jury that he did not take steroids. Bonds case is now scheduled to take place on Mar. 2. If Bonds is convicted, he could face up to two years in prison. On Wednesday, Feb. 4, U.S. District Judge Susan Illston unveiled hundreds of
CHARGER PRESS RLEASE
to broaden their community engagement efforts, the Chargers have decided to take their NGWSD clinics on the road. At each of the outreach clinics, UNH student-athletes and coaches will teach skills in a variety of sports including basketball, soccer and volleyball. They will also be handing out free tickets to the Chargers NGWSD basketball doubleheader on Saturday, February 14 at
the game. Students, than 1,200 teams and documents that in- CHARGER PRESS RLEASE cluded positive drug ––––––––––––––––– faculty and staff are organizations particiencouraged to stop pated, reaching more tests that were linked by the student center than 830,000 fans back to Barry Bonds. The documents also WEST HAVEN—On lobby from Feb. 9-13 and raising more than included a transcript Saturday, Feb. 14 the and make a donation $930,000 for breast of Bonds and his per- University of New by either signing a cancer awareness and sonal trainer about Haven will be joining “Pink Zone” Naming research. More informore than 1,250 other Ribbon or purchas- mation on the WBschools by hosting ing a UNH “Pink CA’s “Pink Zone” its 2009 “Pink Zone” Zone” t-shirt with a can be found at www. event. UNH’s “Pink minimum donation of wbca.org. Zone” efforts center $5. The “Pink Zone” The NCAA has around the Chargers Naming Ribbons will also joined the WBCA basketball double- also be available for “Pink Zone” initiative header on Valentine’s purchase in a number by implementing the Day but also includes of local businesses “Calling for a Cure” a variety of activities for $1. They will be campaign where all on campus and in the displayed around NCAA women's bascommunity to raise Charger Gymnasium ketball officials blew awareness and funds on Feb. 14 to create a pink whistle Feb. for breast cancer. a sea of pink. In ad- 8-17, 2008. AdditionAs part of the “Pink dition to “Pink Zone” ally, officials were Zone” initiative, Naming Ribbons and encouraged to make all fans are encour- “Pink Zone” t-shirts, a donation to the Kay aged to wear pink to Pink Crocs will be Yow/WBCA Cancer the Chargers North- available for purchase Fund. The NCAA AN AP Photo/Jeff Chiu east-10 Conference with a minimum do- raised $25,000 during injecting the slugger doubleheader against nation of $5 in the its 2008 “Calling for Franklin Pierce Uni- lobby of Bartels and a Cure” campaign. with steroids. NCAA women’s basThe government versity in support of at the game. For the second ketball officials will has also released doc- breast cancer awareuments that Bonds ness. The women’s year, UNH's fraterni- once again be “Calltested positive for ste- game starts at 2 p.m. ties and sororities are ing for a Cure” this roids in both 2000 and and the men’s game challenging one an- season. The “Pink Zone” 2001. It has also been follows at 4 p.m. All other in a “Be Bold, said that Bonds used a fundraising proceeds Go Bald!” fundrais- initiative is part of once-undetectable de- will go to support ing initiative where the UNH Department the Kay Yow/WBCA students, faculty and of Athletics broader signer drug. Cancer Fund and the staff can support the community engageHospital of Saint Ra- fight against breast ment efforts, which phael's Father Mi- cancer by shaving seeks to help the surchael J. McGivney their heads to help rounding towns and Center for Cancer raise money. community organizaCare. The UNH The Women’s Bas- tions while providwomen’s basketball ketball Coaches As- ing opportunities for Charger Gymnasium. team will wear pink sociation (WBCA) student-athletes and The Chargers men’s shoelaces and warm- began the WBCA coaches to give back and women’s basket- up shirts to show their “Pink Zone,” former- to their communities. ball teams host Frank- support. There will ly known as “Think For information about lin Pierce starting at 2 also be pink-themed Pink,” in 2007 as UNH’s “Pink Zone” p.m. that Saturday. giveaways for fans in an initiative to raise Day on Feb. 14, or for For information attendance. breast cancer aware- any of UNH’s comabout UNH’s NGThe “Pink Zone” ness in women's bas- munity engagement WSD Outreach Sports efforts to fight breast ketball, on college projects, please conClinics, or for any of cancer aren't limited campuses and in com- tact Associate DirecUNH’s community to just the games. A munities. In 2007, tor of Athletics Susan engagement projects, full week of aware- more than 120 schools Zawacki by calling please contact Associ- ness will take place unified for this effort (203) 932-7357 or eate Director of Athlet- in Bartels Hall on and helped make the mail szawacki@neics Susan Zawacki by the main UNH cam- inaugural year a suc- whaven.edu. calling (203) 932-7357 pus leading up to cess. In 2008, more or e-mail szawacki@ Become a sports writer for the Charger Bulletin! E-mail chargerbullenewhaven.edu. tin@newhaven.edu for more info.
Chargers Kickoff Clinics
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WEST HAVEN –The University of New Haven will celebrate the 23rd Annual National Girls and Women in Sports Day (NGWSD) by offering free clinics in a variety of locations in the next two weeks. In previous years UNH has hosted NGWSD clinics at Charger Gymnasium, but in an effort
Chargers Help Fight Breast Cancer
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A&E Continued
The Charger Bulletin | February 11, 2009
3D Film Brings Viewers to Fantasy World
By STEPHEN ACEVEDO STAFF WRITER
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The movie Coraline hit theaters this Friday, Feb. 8 and like many fans of The Nightmare before Christmas, I went to theaters expecting a magnificent experience. To my surprise, the film is actually based on a novella written by Neil Gaiman (comic writer for “The Sandman”). Aside from the television trailers and the great reviews, upon entering the theater this Saturday and putting on my 3D glasses, I couldn’t help but feel hyped for the film. And when the lights turned back on in the theater as the credits began to roll, the audience
stood on their feet and gave applause (myself included). Coraline is an ex-
magical world away from the ing realities of The movie also
and borlife. does
of making any person scared, and its wonderful fantasy moments that catch everyone’s
a great job appealing to all audiences. It has its moments for kids to love, as well as its frightening dark scenes, capable
attention and makes you feel like you’re in a different world altogether. I would really consider all in joining the
Coraline crawls into an alternate reality in Coraline.
travagant movie. Not only are the visual effects stunning but the storyline is creatively masterful. Coraline takes audiences to a
young Coraline (Da- your breath away and kota Fanning), her keep you high on your friend Wybie, and The toes. Cat (Keith David), on The movie Coraline is filled with nothing but greatness and in all, seems to have no flaws. It is a spectacular film and in my opinion will become a classic among others. Coraline will be talked about for years to come, and I tip my hat off to Henry Selick for such a brilliant and outstanding movie. Coraline is getting an A+ in my book and I urge everyone to see it the only way it should be seen: in front of a large screen, while munching on popA FOCUS FEATURES PHOTO corn and Juju beans, their adventure into and being wowed by another realm; a world in your face images where everything is while wearing 3D perfect and everyone glasses. has buttoned eyes. The film will take
Celina’s Salacious Celebrity Gossip He did what?! …He hit Rihanna. How dare he! R&B artist Chris Brown was arrested Sunday, Feb. 8 for assaulting girlfriend and fellow singer Rihanna the wee hours of Sunday morning. The two allegedly fought in Brown’s car a little after midnight Sunday morning. The LAPD received a 911 call and noticed visible injuries on Rihanna, according to TMZ.com. Brown was charged with one count felony criminal threats, which could be punishable up to nine years in prison, as opposed to four years for domestic abuse. Brown is also supposedly charged with assault with a deadly weapon, but authori-
The latest in celebrity news and gossip By Celina Natola
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ties have confirmed that no actual weapon was used. Reports also say that Rihanna “suffered contusions and bite marks.” No statements have been made about R i h a n n a ’s condition by the time of this article’s publication. Wow, talk about stirring up publicity. Chris Brown is never going to live this news down for as long as he remains in the music business. Before this incident, the 19-year-
old had a good life: Grammy nominations, a famous girlfriend, and a squeakyclean image. Now, not only will he have to rebuild his image for years to come, but he has put his career in jeopardy. Wrigley’s gum released Monday that it is temporarily suspending all ads featuring the singer. Pending the result of the incident’s investigation, Brown’s ads may be suspended permanently. My real problem with this situation is that Rihanna didn’t just kick his ass. As a strong, tough woman, I think she could have easily beaten up the little pipsqueak. Surprises at the Grammys The fifty-first an-
nual Grammy awards were held last Sunday, Feb. 8 and shocked the music world with quite a few surprises. Alison Krauss and Robert Plant led the awards, winning three, including Album of the Year for their collaboration, Raising Sand. Coldplay wasn’t far behind, also winning three awards, including Best Rock Album and Song of the Year for “Viva la Vida.” The most intense part of the night was Jennifer Husdon’s tear-jerking performance of “You Pull Me Through.” The singer also won her first Grammy, taking the prize of Best R&B Album for her selftitled debut.
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