The latest update on our lovers of

Athens!

By Milo, Piers and Ralph

There has been talk going around that Helena has been following Demetrius even when Demetrius is deterring her advance. She has been seen clinging on him. It is clear Demetrius is interested in Hermia and the more he gives her love, the more Hermia gives him hate as she has openly expressed love for Lysander. It is rumoured that Lysander and Demetrius are vying for her love. WATCH THIS SPACE!

The latest updates to get you through the day This major news will make your day. Demetrius has said that Helena was dragging his leg to be with him. Some say it is all false, but others have said to saw it. Do you think it is realm or is it nonsense?

By Amber, Carson and Jenny

Titania, the queen of the fairies has fallen in love with Nick Bottom the weaver! Has the ‘Love-in-idleness’ changed the love-life of Titania? What happened!! Is it true love? Will it stay? Rumour has it that she’s been put under a strong love potion. The local villagers say that the love could have come from a purple flower where the bolt of cupid fell. But who would do this to Titania the queen of fairies? Possibly Puck a mischievous fairy or maybe even Oberon as they have been reported in other newspapers of having fights recently which has also affected the weather.

Cupids bow and arrow has changed direction and lead Titania to a different person, a donkey! He doesn’t know he has a weird, ass’s head! The queen’s fairies said” Titania woke up to hear Bottom singing She loved his singing so much she wanted him to sing again! His singing wasn’t even that good ”