The Carrier Pigeon Magazine - October 2014

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A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout.

"This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘Roof ’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you." He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says

"Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

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Gone Girl - Available Now The Additive best seller that everyone is talking about.

Gillian Flynn's third book, Gone Girl, published in over thirty languages, has cemented Flynn's reputation as a thriller author. The film which is closely based on the book is released this October with an all star cast.

The Story: Who are you?

What have we done to each other? These are the questions Nick Dunne finds himself asking on the morning of his fifth wedding anniversary, when his wife Amy suddenly disappears.

The police suspect Nick. Amy's friends reveal that she was afraid of him, that she kept secrets from him. He swears it isn't true. A police examination of his computer shows strange searches. He says they weren't made by him. And then there are the persistent calls on his mobile phone. So what really did happen to Nick's beautiful wife?

The Hairy Dieters: Good Eating - Out 9th October The Hairy Bikers share more delicious low-calorie recipes and easy-to-follow advice.

Si King and Dave Myers, aka the Hairy Bikers, have been entertaining and feeding Britain with their unique blend of tasty recipes, cheeky humour and motorbike enthusiasm for years now.

The Hairy Dieters books have sold nearly 2 million copies in the UK and their third diet book provides even more low-cal family favourites.

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Alt-J's 2012 album An Awesome Wave was one of the most promising debuts from a British band in years, featuring a host of brilliant and original tracks like 'Breezeblocks' and ' Fitzpleasure', as well as earning them a BRIT award for Best British Breakthrough Act and winning them the 2012 Mercury Prize.

Two years on, they've shed a band member in Gwil Sainsbury, who left last year, and releases three singles – 'Hunger of the Pine', 'Left Hand Free' and 'Every Other Freckle' – from their follow-up LP, This Is All Yours, due to hit the shelves next week (September 22). But what about the rest of the tracks on their sophomore album?

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A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is.

"I promised not to tell!" he says.

"Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks."

No, and I said I wouldn't tell. "Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?"

"No, and I still won't tell!"

"Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?"

"No," says the boy. 'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened. "Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."

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Ribble Valley Home Improvements is a local family run business based in the Ribble Valley, with over 25 years of experience in the Construction Industry. From design  to completion on all building work from fixing shelves to building extensions, our time served team have many years experience in working with customers and for them to achieve a new bathroom to a new dream kitchen. We also work in conjunction with Uttley Electrical who also advertise in the Carrier Pigeon, again Steve from Uttely Electrical is fully qualified and can help you with any of your electrical needs.Â

We have advertised with the Carrier Pigeon from the first issue to the latest one and will continue to do so. Jeremy and Gemma have been most helpful in the design and have helped in a big way with helping to expand our business from the magazine advert, distribution of leaflets and much more. For a no obligation quotation for any of your needs, please don't hesitate to contact us at Ribble Valley Home Improvements.

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A natural performer with a passion for storytelling, Canadian born Tom Stade has steadily built himself a reputation as one of the most compelling and original stand-up acts around. Winning over UK audiences with his uncompromising stage presence, unrivalled wit and irresistible charm, Stade has topped the bill at both National and International comedy festivals, also leading several of his own successful headline tours.

After debuting his new stand up show, ‘Decision’s Decisions’, at the Edinburgh Festival Assembly Ballroom this August, Stade is set to go on the road for a 52-date headline tour from 5th of September starting at the Lemon Tree in Aberdeen and culminating on 30th November at the Canterbury Gulbenkian.

Not shy of the camera, Tom Stade’s effortless charm has translated perfectly onto the small screen with storming sets on Live at the Apollo, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow,Lee Macks All Star Cast, Dave’s One Night Stand and Channel 4’s Boyle Variety Performance, all of which are fast cementing Stade as a household name. He also a co-writer of Frankie Boyle’s Tramadol Nights.

Tom Stade is one of a kind, with a genuine flare for observation and improvisation, delivering quality, satire and passion into every set.

No two performances are ever the same and this is Stade’s most highly anticipated tour to date with all new material, special guests and belly laughs a plenty!

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Directions rom the car park join a footpath that follows the lane towards the hamlet.

turn left and then turn right through a metal gate on a rough track alongside allotments.

This leads to Hill Top and then continues downhill to Winewall passing the Cotton Tree Public House into Cotton Tree itself.

After 300m where the road bends to the left turn right over a stile close to a large beech tree.

After crossing a narrow road bridge turn right into Ball Grove Picnic site.

Follow waymark posts across fields to a stile next to a gate.

Follow the track past the children's play area.

Across this turn right onto a farm lane and soon after branch off right onto a footpath initially leading up a flight of steps.

Beyond a small lake on the left continue to a white cottage.

The path leads up alongside a mixed plantation of trees to reach a stone stile.

Immediately after it turn left through a low stone squeeze stile.

From here keep straight ahead on the footpath until you arrive at the farmstead of Little Laith just under 1000m away.

Following a path leading right and then as it enters woods turning left.

After a broken wall turn right uphill at a point where 3 paths converge. This leads to a stone stile and Keighley Road.

At Little Laith turn right just beyond the house and follow a gravelly track through a metal gate onto a footpath.

Cross the road to a footpath and follow this uphill across to fields to reach a lane.

With the fence on your right walk down to a small wooden gate and then continue alongside a small brook at first to its left and then near a wall corner to its right.

Turn right. After 200m when the lane turns left keep ahead over a stile and continue to a large property.

Bear left passing close to a trig point.

A stone stile next to a gate crosses to a farm track leading down to Higher Stunstead.

At the next wall cross a stile turn left to quickly reach a lane.

Keep ahead with the wall on your right until you have crossed High Laith Beck

At the farm turn left through rather forbidding metal railings to cross the farm yard and walk down the track 150m.

Follow the lane to the right past the inn and after the first junction turn left on a private road towards Flass Cottage.

and then turn right onto the Pendle Way.

Close to Stunstead farm turn right over a wooden stile and cross a large field with fine views over Trawden on your left.

Keep ahead through a small wooden gate and then after a walkway on the left cross a wooden bridge.

With a wall on your right continue to the next stile cross it and then bear right.

After a stone stile drops you onto a lane

This long distance path will lead you all the way back to Wycoller.

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