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Alice in Wonderland byWyn Evans Let me start by paying tribute to a local success story, one that hails from and has added to the quality of life in CF23: The Barinowsky School of Ballet (BSB). Yesterday, Sunday 26th March, it seemed that Penylan had moved en masse to Barry; to the Memorial Hall, to be specific. The reason for this exodus was that the BSB was staging two showings of its ballet ‘Alice in Wonderland’, at 1pm and 5pm.

I didn’t actually perform a headcount but there must have been seventy or eighty kids there aged from four or five to eighteen plus. The Memo (as the Memorial Hall is now branded) was packed up to and including the very back of the balcony upstairs.

My daughter, The Girl has been a member of the BSB almost her whole life. She has her 17th birthday tomorrow and has been a keen ballerina since she was four or five. The s chool offers its dancers the chance to study for examinations under the aegis of the Royal Academy of Dance and also gives its kids the chance to perform little shows at the end of each term, keeping parents and others in the loop and allowing the kids the opportunity to show their learning. Then, every few years the school has taken over the Memo and put on what can only be called ‘A Production! Capital ‘A’, capital ‘P’’. Add to these events a summer school most years and annual completion of RAD examinations and you will gather just what a committed and creative school the BSB is. I’m tempted to write that it is Penylan’s best kept secret except, of course, that it is no secret: if you’re a parent of a little girl, at the risk of typecasting , you will have discovered the BSB. (I’ve seen some little boys attending too, though it does seem to be more a girl thing.)

Now, regular readers will recall that The Girl has Down Syndrome. All that time ago when The Boss and I were new to parenting and looking around for activities for our girl, we found that Penylan was a wonderful place to bring up a child and over the years it became quite a long list of activities: Waterbabies begat swimming club, Music with Mothers (and dads), baby yoga, Brownies and Guides, athletics at NIAC, Twisters Trampolining, a choir, judo, guitar lessons, and there were many more. Then of course there were clubs and societies aimed at kids with disabilities in general and Down Syndrome in particular. We wanted The Girl to crossover between the mainstream/typically developing and specialist/disability worlds, and for her to be at home in both.

I think it’s fair to say that I didn’t always get it right for her. There were a few bust-ups with mums or dads

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when what I perceived as non-inclusive behaviour was me being over-sensitive in behalf of my daughter. Equally, there were occasions when kids or parents cancelled The Girl owing to her disability, so learning went both ways. Pretty soon, ballet classes were close to the top of our list of activities. Having Down Syndrome means that motor skills take longer to develop. We wanted to find a dance club that would take this into account.

Then we met Miss Emily and the BSB! From our very first meeting she was life-affirming. She got to know our girl and always sought to concentrate on what could be done rather than what couldn’t. It was evident that she took the measure of all the kids in her care and found in them all, each and every one, something positive. In the jargon, she got to know the kids where they were at and built on their strengths. Obviously, in strict ballet terms, some of the class could do things the Girl could not but space was found for them all to make progress. My daughter’s cohort have worked through the RAD’s graded exams together and this year are studying for Grade 7. Yes, The Girl is studying on her merits for the same Grade 7 as her typically developing peers! There are still things some of them can do that she cannot but the things she can do are manifold

and, allied to her deep love of dance, have seen her develop from being one of the chorus in the first Memo production some years ago to becoming one of the soloists in yesterday’s Alice in Wonderland: she was Dormouse, she nailed her solo, and looked very cute indeed.

Another thing I like about the BSB is that Miss Emily paid attention to all her dancers’ strengths. Just as Dormouse got to demonstrate what she could do, some of the other senior girls, sorry – young women, were given the opportunity to demonstrate that they could surely take this dancing malarkey to a professional level in the future.

Oh! I’d intended simply to write a few sentences paying tribute to everyone involved in yesterday’s production. Instead, I seem to have made a column out of it. So be it! Allow me please to thank Misses Emily and Caitlin for giving all the girls the chance to shine. And let me add that Miss Emily is one of the finest teachers I’ve ever come across – in any sphere - and one of the nicest people. To all at the BSB, over many years, thank you!

Photographs Wyn Evans apart from The Girl in green Tutu, which was taken by Gemma Chapple.

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The Joys of Retail Therapy byVince Nolan I went to a well-known local supermarket the other day to put diesel into the old jalopy (I know, living the dream). The pump did not appear to want to do what it was paid to do and dispense fuel. I looked somewhat bemused as a man of my age is prone to when simple things do not work. All of a sudden a disembodied voice over the Tannoy said: “Pump number six, place the nozzle in the tank and I will turn on the fuel.” I thought to myself, with a face like that you couldn’t turn on anything else, but I let it pass. Of course I complied and lost the better part of £100 in liquid glory of a non-drinking variety.

No payment at the pump facility so I entered the shop and asked the operator what this new approach was all about. Helpfully they said: “Health and safety gone mad mate.”

My quick response was: “So this large box which I nearly tripped over when I came in here is not dangerous is it?” I did not wait for a response.

Talking of supermarkets another thing that has annoyed me of late is the steal-by dates on perishable foodstuffs. We recently suffered sour milk all over our morning cereal when it allegedly had another three weeks left before transitioning into cottage cheese.

Nobody takes gone off foodstuffs back to the supermarket though do they. Continuing the theme, if canned goods were to expire, would that make them canned bads and what would you call an expired avocado? A guacamouldy one assumes.

Next up, She Who Must Be Obeyed had broken her glasses abseiling down a cliff face during Commando training and I offered to take them to a well-known optician franchise in the same supermarket as above. I really must stay in more. Anyway, they couldn’t fix 10 CARDIFF TIMES

them so I went to the locksmith and watch repair place next door who did a marvellous job on them. People talk about retail therapy, really?

Now these guys got it right at our favourite pub in Devonland. The sharp-eyed amongst you will notice that the doorbell has been removed. I have no doubt people will still stand there like melons or perhaps lemons, not having quite worked out how to open a door on their own. Attention seekers!

In conversation with the Current Mrs Nolan the other day (we still talk, well I listen mainly) and I used the phrase “Bungalow Brain” (nothing upstairs) to describe somebody who was not the sharpest tack in the box. Apparently she had not heard this for some time and took it to her place of employment and shared it with her chums. It seems they have all adopted it now, so nice to make a positive contribution eh?

The aforementioned Leader of the Opposition attends a yoga class one evening a week and ever the helpful spouse I drop her off and

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 FILM REVIEW Bandit - Amazon Prime

INTRO RANT All I have to say this month is a follow-on from last month's rant about Welsh Labour and its infatuation with cycling lanes. As I drive past many of these lanes, both those in use and those being created, where are all the cyclists? Do Welsh Labour presume everyone will be biking to work or going to go food shopping - if they did, it would be mouse portions only! Is this the start of something untoward against all vehicle owners? And why can't they repair all the potholes, which are getting more shocking by the day? And I guarantee those serious cyclists with all the fancy lycra won't use a designated cycle lane. So, what's the point, Welsh Labour? One waits. We all are waiting for your response.

THEATRE REVIEW The Lion King - The Lyceum Theatre, London. [Bristol Hippodrome in 18th May to 1st July] I'm a sucker for the film of the same name, so when Disney invited me to London with my daughter to see the stage show - they even paid for the train tickets - and go backstage afterwards, how could I say no? The venue was packed, and when I got to speak to one of the staff later, this was an everyshow occurrence. As you can see from my pics, the detail in some of the props is mind-blowing, and even though it seems a vast venue, I can say that every single portion of space backstage is utilised. The Lion King is not coming to Cardiff but is in Bristol, which is not far. It is well worth the visit. Many a time, whilst watching the show, I had tears in my eyes. It's a class 14 CARDIFF TIMES

Based on a true story directed by Allan Ungar, this movie is a feel-good movie we all need right now.

Somewhat of a strange thing for me to say, seeing as the protagonist in this movie is a bank robber - Gilbert Galvan Jr had robbed so many Canadian banks, yet even the cops and bank tellers said he was the nicest person they had met/been robbed by - yet to this day, he is best friends with the cop that finally arrested him. Playing Gilbert is Josh Duhamel, and with support from Elisha Cuthbert and Mel Gibson, this is a quality production. This film makes you smile and ponder what you would do in Gilbert Galvan Jr's situation. He did try to go straight, albeit on the run from the US after a jailbreak, but he'd found love and had a baby on the way. So he had to survive, provide, and pay the bills. I'm not saying what he did was what most of us would do, but this movie depicts how one man did this without becoming a monster or becoming violent in his newfound bank-robbing career!

 INTERVIEWS Appearing at not one but two consecutive nights [24/25 April] at the Cardiff International Arena, Olly Murs tells me about his love of the Welsh crowd and how one of his songs is not really what the press would make you believe.

Sara Pascoe has not long given birth to her first child, and the comedian opens up about a few things that parenthood has opened her eyes to! She's appearing at St David's Hall on the 1st of April.

Have a great April, and see you all next month!

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Very much a household name thanks to The X-Factor [2nd place], presenting Starstruck and being a coach on The Voice UK, Olly Murs brings his latest tour, 'Marry Me' for not one, but two nights this month.

When I spoke to him, it was all a secret about that second night, but it's all good now, but at the time…

Carl Marsh

Must you be overjoyed with that extra night based on that first night having nearly sold out? And when this interview goes out (most probably), all the tickets for the second night will be near enough all gone too.

Olly Murs

Yeah, I can't wait. It's going to be brilliant. I mean, having a second show at Cardiff just shows the support I've got in Wales, and the people are so lovely over there. So, it's going to be such a great night. And yeah, it's gonna be a nice standing crowd, there's going to be a lot of fun… shouting, singing.

And, yeah, it's just the best group of people. So, I look forward to it.

Carl Marsh

What are your highlights about playing in Wales, I know you've played Cardiff many times over the years. Is there any tour in particular where the audience's appreciation has given you that two-way connection of artist to audience, and vice-versa?

Olly Murs

It's just been like I said, that I always seem to get on really well with the Welsh people. I've had some really good times with the supporters. I remember once when I was celebrating my birthday there a few years ago. We had a right laugh. I suppose that I sit next to Sir Tom [Jones] every week on the panel on The Voice is one of the other reasons why the fans love me because I've gotten on so well with Tom. Carl Marsh

The tour is called 'Marry Me' and is the name of your latest album. Perhaps your most personal album to date, in my opinion. One of the songs is called 'I Hate You When You're Drunk'. Is that aimed at your girlfriend and now fiancée?

Olly Murs

[Laughs] I think anyone who's got a friend, partner, or someone in their life that when they're out drinking, they just sort of get on their nerves. So it's more like a fun song. But, of course, you love them, and they're brilliant, you know… but that's definitely a song that I'm going to enjoy singing in Wales, that's for sure.

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Because I know they like a good night out in Wales.

So, there'll be quite a few friends singing and screaming in their friends' faces, you know, going, "I Hate You When You're Drunk" [Laughter]. It's all very tasteful. There's no malice in it. It's like when you're sober and see your friends drinking, and there's always one person saying: "For God's sake, I hate you when you're drunk. You're so annoying!"

[Laughs] It's more playful, and yeah, it's just about everyone, really.

Carl Marsh

What are you like when you're drunk, if you don't mind me asking?

Olly Murs

I'm full of beans. I'm a bit of a livewire when I'm drunk. I'm 100 miles an hour and, yeah, a bit mad.

But you won't see me like that anymore. I'm a different man now.

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Having starred in her own BBC2 sitcom [Out of Her Mind] that she also wrote, Sara Pascoe brings her new comedy tour 'Success Story' to Cardiff's St David's Hall on 1st April. With various current TV works like being the host of 'The Great British Sewing Bee' on BBC2, Comedy Central's 'Guessable' and shows on the radio, podcasts and authoring books.

Sara has also not long given birth to her first child, which is where I open the interview...

exclude people as you always think that some people find parenthood stuff boring, but actually, what I talk about is trying for a baby, thinking we weren't going to be able to have one, IVF. There were lots of areas that weren't quite right for comedy, and that they were weird or hard, or, you know, it's kind of universal, isn't it? And then especially the craziness of having a small child. People connect with that, whether they've had kids or not. So yeah, I'm enjoying talking about it.

Carl Marsh

Carl Marsh

I know that you've not long become a mother, and you've done comedy tours based on your life experiences before. So, will this new tour have material about your newfound motherhood and the trials and tribulations of pregnancy and beyond?

It must be pretty hard to find that balance; as you said, you want to sort of write your experiences down for a comedy tour in which they are real-life issues such as IVF that you and your partner went through, but you've come out the other side with a baby, yet some people don't. And they could be in the audience.

Sara Pascoe

So, the second half is… I was weighing up how much to talk about it. Because you know, you don't want to

Sara Pascoe

Yeah, you're trying to tread the line between the tragic side of things where we can laugh about it, but with a sensitivity to not just be going, "Oh, thank God it worked for me. I'd have killed myself if it hadn't!" The stuff I'm talking about is like how I think becoming a parents made me a worse person.

Things like that, which actually is because I don't just want to be out there going, "Oh, my God, that stuff that people say to you like, 'Oh, it's a love that you won't understand if you haven't been through it. And until you're a parent, you won't get it'. I hated that side of being childless. So I'm not going to become that person to other people. Absolutely not. [Laughs] Carl Marsh

I used to get that all the time from my family until I became a parent. It used to annoy the hell out of me.

Then when I did…

Sara Pascoe

I went out with some of my friends last night, and one was complaining about another friend of ours, who'd come around to see her and said, "Oh, it's so great, but I'd love to see you without the kids". And everyone was slagging this person off, saying, "they just don't know how much organising it would take…

I don't have any time". Like, how dare you!" And I thought, "Well, I'm in the gang now. I'm in the gang of people that get it!" [Laughter] Sara Pascoe - St David's Hall - Saturday 1st April 2023 - Tickets = £18/£27 16 CARDIFF TIMES

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I recently spent some time in hospital following what used to be referred to in the Rhondda where I spent my childhood as ‘a nasty turn’. In the early days of my return home when I finally left hospital, my husband explained to friends and family on the telephone that he now had 9,750 jobs to do each day, (9,655 of which were associated with his patient, she used to be his wife but the ‘nasty turn’ had robbed her, temporarily of course, of her fairly prolific “get up and go”.)

It had gone.

I was turning, fast into Elizabeth Barratt Browning.

But in the joyful company of cats not small dogs.

He, husband that is, also, when answering the many questions about my progress on the phone from 24 CARDIFF TIMES

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well-wishers, was always truthful and often reminded me of going shopping, when I was little, years ago, with my mother who would be questioned, if not interrogated, by neighbours, about my grandparents and their health troubles. The neighbours would want an assessment which could then be passed on to another neighbour who would label it as ‘the honest truth’. A primitive form of currency with considerable exchange value in a community where information was deemed very valuable.

I was reminded of the vocabulary used then, when ‘Wenglish’ was the local patois, but it was not encouraged as a way of communicating for small children in my infants school! A subject, which still fascinates me, for another time I think, when we can do it justice.

So here are some of the remembered pronouncements at that time on the state of health, or otherwise, of elderly relatives.

1 ‘Under the weather.’

That condition was the least out of sorts anyone could be and survive. Useful for getting out of going to chapel on Sunday with the visiting minister coming from North Wales, and speaking his own, familiar to him dialect, and being considered as a likely man to do well in the championships for long windedness yet to be introduced as a category in the National Eisteddfod.

2 ‘Not up to the mark.’

As far as I know no one has yet found the mark that we are supposed to come up to. It has been suggested that the mark is the one the undertaker puts on the timber for the last resting place, or is it a mark made long ago by someone very famous but now forgotten, in an innocent game of quoits? Or a naughty boy writing the word TWP (it means stupid or a bit slow if you prefer in our local dialect) with an indelible pencil on someone’s forehead when they were asleep. The mere ownership of an indelible pencil was on a par with owning an item from the gold jewellery cache discovered in the ruins of Troy.

3 ‘Been overdoing it.’

Ask yourself is that what his wife would say? She is still waiting to have the back bedroom papered. It has been three years already and, and, her husband is actually a Painter and Decorator with City and Guilds qualifications! But, again, there is a cup tie on the television this afternoon.

4 ‘On the sofa with a rug over her.’

She felt a bit shivery, should have worn a warm coat out last night, went too long without hot food, stood in a draught outside the clubhouse where the “latest boyfriend” was at band practice and they overran!

Her mother reported to Elsie next door, “I ask you is it worth it? She is, as they say in these parts a tidy girl . He is not being fair, putting the band ‘first’ . And on such a cold night”. “He clearly had no idea what she had in mind for later on. No chance now. She will be back with Brinley by the weekend, he is a lovely chap, a bit slow on the uptake, but they all are these days aren’t they? But, at least he would not know a flute from a tuba.”

5 ‘Bad in bed’ Curtains are drawn. Still sleeping. Breathing is okay.

Seems rested. Still upset about the wedding. Her sister’s wedding it was. She had hoped to be chief bridesmaid wearing pale rose, but, her cousin Sonia who was always really close to the bride to be, had been chosen instead. As chief bridesmaid and as a

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‘natural’ , redhead oh really? since when was that then? She could not stand next to someone wearing rose pink when she was in amber! Not really a medical situation. More of a mental dilemma. Better phoning Boots or Clairol rather than the surgery.

6 ‘Doctor’s been, he did not like the look of her.’

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7 ‘Under the doctor.’

Which one? old Dr. Armstrong or his son y oung Dr. Armstrong? Did you need to ask???

8 ‘Taking a turn for the worst.’

Wife is looking out that black suit she has had for years, phoning relatives who live away. He does not care about missing the coronation. She does though.

She also thinks she needs a new hat, which means a trip to Cardiff.

9 ‘He looks awful.’

According to the doctor’s verdict and that is what the district nurse said as well but we’ll make sure he is comfortable. Welcome words at this time from the medical team.

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10 ‘Passed away!”

“No never”, responds my mother.

“So sudden, such a shock” explains the bringer of bad news in the middle of the busy street. My mother then asks, “Well how old was Bopa Ty Gwyn then?”.

“She was only ninety-eight , came the reply”. was very, very sudden!”

“It

Hopefully these examples from my childhood memory paint a picture.

Back, now, to Bard in Bed. Also called “My nasty turn.”

I almost need help from confused dot-com to recall what must have happened, I seem to have starred in it without a script or any rehearsal. It went something like this.

I awoke one Monday morning, in bed all clean and tidy from a deep sleep. My husband was sitting on the bed and at my side, seemed pleased to see me open my eyes. Was it his birthday I asked myself?

He said he was waiting for the doctor; dear Dr Ali, he said he had phoned the surgery earlier. Would I like some breakfast? Yes please I replied sussing out slowly that “something had happened”. I was told to stay in bed, the due by now doctor, had suggested it was best for me to stay in bed. Why? Thought I.

While enjoying a boiled egg and toast and pretending it was Mothering Sunday all over again I listened to the never ending and somewhat worrying and long story of what my husband had endured through the last twelve hours or so.

I, as usual had gone to bed as soon as the opening music for Match of the Day had come on the television, you know it I am sure, durun, durun, durun, dun, dun, durun durun for ever and ever. I like to read for an hour or so, usually something harmless like, The Housewife’s Book of Curtains for 1953, Delicious Things To Do With Damsons for Diabetics, or, Transactional Analysis, A Beginners ’ Guide for People who are Never Going to use it (let alone understand it).

I put my light out and went to sleep. Just before eleven o’clock or so. I noticed the outside lights had come on and wanting to see my very special friend I got up and scanned the garden outside for him.

Not a scene from Romeo and Juliet I am afraid more a touch of David Attenborough. Each evening a glorious handsome fox came to call, appearing to me by accidently triggering the outside security lights. I had, on first sight, named him Rommel. He went off and about his business quite quickly. I thought I had got back into bed and gone to sleep.

Apparently not. I had collapsed at my side of the bed into a heap on the carpet, not intentionally to frighten Andrew but clearly, on hearing his side of things it had done so. I was unconscious, not asleep as I should have been. But I was breathing and I was silent but still alive, well sort of alive. I was put back into bed, warm and cosy and knowing nothing then learnt what had appeared to have happened next morning when I briefly, it seemed, returned to the land of the living. In Whitchurch.

Andrew phoned my story through to our GP who said he was on his way!

In no time at all the doorbell rang and I heard men’s voices getting louder and louder. I tried to look as though I had not crumbled into a heap, like one of those expensive pastries you used to get in the Louis Restaurant in St Mary’s Street, you would bite into it and, suddenly it was all gone. I sat up, pretended to be perfectly normal, tried to answer alien questions about epilepsy in the family, my own medical history, and how I was feeling. I, truth be told, was not feeling anything, I did not know what day it was, I was not convinced that I was there and questioned myself on who they were discussing. How could all of that information refer to me!

Right said the doctor after a few tests, you will have to go to hospital. Leave it to me, I will order an ambulance. There was a long delay waiting for an ambulance, just like the stories that had been on the news. I was quite glad as I needed more help than I had thought to gather myself, my thoughts, feelings, nightgowns, talcum powder, hairbrush, pens and paper, and some money might that come in useful.

Andrew was so reassuring, “I will be in to visit you this evening. Get plenty of rest”, and with that the ambulance arrived with three strong and very jolly ambulance ladies. I was carried downstairs and fitted into the ambulance and made safe. The team to three introduced themselves. Then off we sped!

“Right”, said the senior one, “we have good news and bad news, which do you want first?” “Bad news first” I responded warily. I stayed quiet as after the weird last twenty-four hours what else could happen?

“There are eleven ambulances ahead of us at the hospital”, she announced Cardiff General Station style, “each will take some time to process.” “And the good news?” I ventured to ask. “We have ordered fish and chips as we were in at six this morning and I don’t know about you, but I am ready for some hot food, it will be delivered to us when we arrive”. I had no answer to that except “no thanks for me, it is the last thing on my mind. I was tucked in my bunk with a warm blanket and obliged them with answers to their questions about my family, career, background but nothing medical! I realised afterwards that I had been drifting in and out of unconsciousness during this time.

Eventually I was unloaded and taken to my new temporary quarters and made welcome and comfortable. I was put to bed in a small ward, it reminded me of staying with cousins as a child, a novelty situation for me as I was an only child. My first and only visitors that first night was my husband whom, I noted appeared to be returning to the Land of the Living as his cheeks had changed back to his normal healthy colour, along with Cardiff Son. They could easily tell that I felt safe, warm and was going to be well looked after.

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Spanning six weeks from 22 June to 29 July, this year’s programme offers something for everyone, including comedy, musicals, Shakespeare, choirs, family shows and movie nights. And with ticket sales already breaking Festival records, now is a great time to start planning your visit.

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Jack Petersen

by Ralph Oates

Jack Petersen was born in Cardiff on the 2nd September 1911. Petersen showed that he was a class boxer in the amateur ranks when catching the eye of many fans who witnessed him perform.

He seemed destined to join the paid ranks.

Peterson hence made his professional debut on the 21st September 1931 at the Holborn Stadium, London against Bill Partridge whom he knocked out in round 4 of 6. This was the expected result for the Welshman who looked in command from the first bell. In the months which followed Petersen continued to display his skills in the ring. It was soon apparent that this man was a star in the making; a future champion with a serious threat to anyone in the domestic division both at light-heavyweight and heavyweight.

On the 3rd February 1932 in his fourteenth contest, the undefeated Petersen entered the ring at the Greyfriars Hall, Cardiff to challenge Dick Power for the Welsh heavyweight crown.

The contest was scheduled for 15 rounds but was over very quickly when Petersen knocked out Power in the opening session to take the championship. The result more than confirmed the potential that the Welshman had. There would of course be tougher challenges ahead, for the new Welsh title holder but at that moment Petersen appeared to have the ability to overcome them when they arrived.

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Image permission of Derek Rowe: Jack Petersen left, Henry Cooper centre, Tommy Farr right.

Holborn Stadium, London. This was a big moment for the Welshman since he was challenging for the British light-heavyweight crown. The defending champion was Harry Crossley a very experienced ring operator. The fight proved to be absorbing and went the full 15 rounds which saw Petersen take the championship with a points decision. In his next bout the man from Cardiff moved up a weight division and challenged Reggie Meen on the 12th July 1932 for the British heavyweight title. The fight took place at The Wimbledon Stadium, London. The bout was scheduled for 15 but was all over in the second stanza when Petersen knocked out Meen to take the title. Petersen who was now undefeated in 20 bouts became the first Welshman to win the British heavyweight crown.

On his next outing in the ring, Petersen took on Germany’s Hans Schonrath on the 2nd January 1933 at the Greyfriars Hall, Cardiff in a bout scheduled for 12 but ending in round 9 when the Welshman brought the contest to a conclusion by winning by a knockout. The first defence of the British heavyweight title took place on the 26th January 1933 when Petersen met his challenger Jack Pettifer at the Olympia, Kensington, London.

The champion retained his crown when he knocked out his challenger in round 12 in a bout slatted for 15.

After a further 3 winning bouts Petersen put his championship on the line once again on the 12th

July 1933 at the White City Stadium, London against Jack Doyle. The 15 round encounter came to a close in round 2 when Doyle was disqualified. The end was a little disappointing for the fans in attendance, since they were expecting a hard- hitting encounter which would be full of fireworks. However for Petersen his undefeated record now stood at 26.

We all have good days and bad days in life. On the 30th November 1933 Petersen had a really bad day when he suffered a loss for the first time in the paid ranks. The man who inflicted that defeat was Len Harvey a fighter who to his credit had won the British and Empire middleweight titles and also the British light-heavyweight crown.

He was very experienced to say the least having accumulated a professional record of 131 bouts winning 112 losing 10 and drawing 9. When looking at that resume it was apparent that this would be no easy contest for Petersen. Harvey was a real threat to the Welshman’s reign. At the Royal Albert Hall, London the title changed hands when Harvey won the British heavyweight title by way of a 15 round points decision.

This was a setback for Petersen but he wasted no time in getting his name back in the win column, thus gaining 4 victories in the months which followed. The run of success saw him get a deserved return with Len Harvey for the British crown. The contest took place on the 4th June 1934 at the White City Stadium, London. Since taking the title from Petersen, Harvey had also won the Empire crown which would also be on the line in this meeting. The Welshman had to win this fight to get his career back on track, defeat was not an option to lose again would be a disaster for him. On the night Petersen was very much on form and gained revenge by stopping Harvey in round 12 of 15 to take the titles. This was a good win for Petersen who found that he was once again a major attraction in the sport. At that moment in time the reigning World heavyweight Champion was Italian Primo Carnera.

After two more winning bouts Petersen met Germany’s Walter Neusel a fighter who was no easy touch. The two crossed gloves on the 4th February 1935 at the Wembley Arena, London.

The contest was scheduled for 15 rounds.

For the second time in his professional career the Welshman left the ring a defeated fighter when he retired in round 11. A return between

the pair took place on the 25th June 1935 in a bout scheduled for the duration of 12 rounds. It was hoped that Petersen would gain revenge and hence get his career back on a successful footing. It was not to be. Petersen retired in round 10. There was no two ways about it, the defeat was a massive setback for the Welshman.

On the 29th January 1936 Petersen returned to the square ring and in a contest which took place at the Wembley Arena he successfully defended his British and Commonwealth heavyweight titles against Len Harvey earning a 15 round points decision. The Cardiff man stepped between the ropes once again on the 23rd April 1936 where upon he met the highly dangerous Jock McAvoy in defence of his titles the venue being the Earls Court Empress Hall, Kensington London. This was a risky assignment for the Welsh fighter.

However after 15 rounds Petersen left the ring with his champion status still intact when he was given a 15 round points decision. All now appeared to be going well for the Welshman however on the 17th August 1936 he entered the fray at the Welford Road Stadium, Leicester to defend his titles against Ben Foord. Petersen had defeated Foord in a non-title fight on the 8th March 1934 at the Royal Albert Hall by a stoppage in round 13 of 15. A victory looked to be very much on the cards for Petersen but in boxing nothing can be taken for granted in round 3 of 15 he was stopped by his challenger.

After a brief rest Petersen once again took to the ring and once again faced Germany’s Walter Neusel in a 12-round contest at the Harringay Arena. It was hoped that it would be third time lucky for Petersen after previously suffering two defeats at the hands of Neusel. Yet once again the German fighter defeated the Welshman who retired in round 10. The Welshman could not get past the German fighter.

The Neusel contest proved to be the last time that Petersen would box inside the professional ring, he later retired from the sport. His resume was more than credible having taken part in 40 bouts winning 35 and losing 5.

There was no doubt that Jack Petersen was a credit to the sport of boxing. He was well respected and in retirement was a fine ambassador for the sport. He was awarded the OBE in 1978 and sadly died on the 22nd November 1990.

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the disease itself. There is a new drug that is the first non-hormonebased treatment that is yet to be approved for endometriosis treatment. studies are showing promising results and it is the first new development in over 40 years giving new hope to patients.

Unfortunately Alex's story is not exceptional, the average wait in England for diagnosis is 7 years and a staggering 10 years in Wales.

There is no cure for endometriosis and much more awareness and research is needed.

There is no way to prevent endometriosis. As scientists do not yet know the cause there is no known way to prevent the disease.

Some studies suggest it could be genetic but further research is required.

What is endometriosis?

Endometriosis or endo as it’s often referred to is a chronic disease where tissue that is similar (not the same) as the endometrium (lining of the uterus), grows outside of the uterus. It causes lesions and scar tissue to build up that sticks organs together. The tissue responds to hormones in the same way as the endometrium and bleeds and breaks down each month. However this blood has nowhere to go so causes pain and inflammation in the body.

The build of this sticky scar tissue can cause damage to organs and leave women infertile and or living with secondary organ damage.

Endometriosis affects more than 1 in 10 women worldwide.

What does it feel like living with endometriosis?

Living with endometriosis for many women can be a very isolating experience. It takes years to get diagnosed , women are often told

by GPs that the pain they suffer is normal, imagined, exaggerated or is often misdiagnosed as IBS before being referred to a specialist for diagnosis. Access to treatment often involves lengthy waiting times even pre Covid, so many women suffer alone in silence.

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and uneducated as to how endometriosis can be debilitating for some women and how it can affect a women’s health leading to difficulties in the workplace .

Many people dismiss endo as bad periods however this is another example of misunderstanding and lack of education. Living with any chronic pain condition is difficult but endo patients can face huge emotional challenges due to the disease being the leading cause of infertility in women. Currently there is no mental health support offered on the NHS specifically to deal with this.

How do you treat endometriosis and is there a cure?

Currently there is no known cure for endometriosis. The gold standard of treatment is surgical excision of the disease. However many women endure years of hormone based treatments like the contraceptive pill to mask the symptoms and control periods.

For some women this is enough to control symptoms however it is not an effective treatment of

What improvements would you like to see for the care and diagnosis?

A greater understanding of the disease at a primary care level would help see that women are not enduring years of suffering before gaining a diagnosis and thus would lead to quicker access to specialist care. More funding needs to go into research as women’s health is often comparatively underfunded. This disease affects as many women as asthma and diabetes, yet little has changed in terms of research and treatment options available to them for over 50 years. Here in Wales there are currently only 2 specialist consultant gynaecologists . It is vital that funding is set aside and more specialists are recruited to Wales so that women here aren’t forced to face either years waiting for specialist treatment or pay for private surgery.

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Don’t face Grief alone

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Losing someone can be one of the most painful times of your life and can impact on all aspects of your health and wellbeing. No one can take that pain away or tell you what grief will look like for you, or when it will ease, however what they can assure you of is that you do not have to face grief alone.

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‘Cruse’, the UK’s leading Bereavement charity, has a vision of a world where everyone grieving is supported, respected and understood. Through information, campaigning and support, they make this vision achievable.

Cruse offer a range of services to help people when they need it the most including an information packed website, FREE helpline, one to one counselling support and support via social media. These services aim to be inclusive to meet everyone’s needs, no matter what gender, age or stage of the grieving process someone is in.

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The link between mood, wellbeing and exercise is widely promoted, just getting out in the fresh air and surrounding yourself with nature can make a big difference. Walking with others can help you to form connections, walking side by side can also make difficult conversation feel easier than talking face to face. For this reason, the Connecting Communities Project have launched the ‘We walk together’ walking group in Cardiff for those experiencing bereavement. It’s generally a gentle walk around Roath Park followed by coffee and cake offering a chance to come along and talk to people in a similar position. The walk takes the form of informal talking, it’s not counselling, but the chance for people to find someone to talk to who understands where they are

coming from. Anyone can come and there is no need to register. If you have any queries just give Nigel Doré a call (07939 936112), he would be delighted to answer any questions you may have and guide you in the right direction.

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support others within their communities. Research shows that in the UK just under half of people (49%) who have not experienced a bereavement feel unprepared in knowing what to say to a bereaved friend or relative. In response to this, Cruse have recently launched the community grief hub in STAR Hyb, in Splott Park, where ‘Compassionate Community Workshops’ will be run monthly to help people to feel more confident to talk about grief and bereavement and give them the skills to help bereaved community members when they need it most. Each workshop runs for 3.5 hours and can have up to 20 attendees, they are suitable for anyone in the community who wants to learn more about grief.

The Community Grief Hub is aiming to break down barriers surrounding grief and to support communities to have conversations about grief and bereavement.

Nigel Doré, the community development officer for Cruse, is working closely with local CO-OP representatives and community leaders to deliver training groups across Splott and build relationships across the community to identify ways to best support people experiencing bereavement and grief. If you would like to attend the free training sessions, or support Cruse in engaging with your community then get in touch! Maybe you think this training could help your workplace in supporting grief? Or maybe the community group you attend could support having these conversations? Whatever your reason, there is a warm welcome waiting for you.

Children and young people who are experiencing bereavement are encouraged to utilise Cruse services designed especially with their needs in mind.

Cruse are keen to develop bereavement services for this age range and invite people aged 12-24 to join their Youth Advisory Group. This group will work together to promote young Cruse, give advice and training on youth bereavement issues and raise community awareness of the issues surrounding childhood bereavement. If you are a young person and want to help others following a bereavement,

want to gain skills and meet new people why not consider joining the Youth Advisory Group and make a difference to your peers.

If you are interested in knowing more about any of the services or opportunities listed above, please don’t hesitate to contact Nigel to find out more!

Get in touch with Nigel to hear more and get involved!

Nigel Doré Community Development Officer Cruse Bereavement Support Mobile: 07939 936112 Email: Nigel.Dore@cruse.org.uk Together we can build a community where grief and bereavement are met with compassion, care and open communication.

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Museums are places for meeting and spending time with friends and family as well as places for learning and wellbeing. We hope that extending our opening hours

into the evening offers people a different opportunity to come together in our museums, to explore, have fun and to enjoy the wonderful objects on display. Drop in to visit us on your way back from work, or shopping or meet up with friends at the museum as part of your evening out.”

Both museums are free to enter and are open for all to enjoy with no booking required – for more information on the extended opening hours, visit www.museum.wales Amgueddfa Cymru – National Museum Wales is a family of seven museums and a collections centre, which are all free to enter thanks to the support of the Welsh Government. Together, it is home to the nation’s art, history, heritage, and science collections, which will continue to grow so that they can be used and enjoyed by both present and future generations.

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When a family is thinking about care for a loved one, they want the best - they want to know that the care home they choose will put their loved one’s safety, happiness and wellbeing first.

Care UK’s Llys Herbert care home in Lisvane, Cardiff opens in July 2023 and will provide high quality residential and dementia care for older people. The home is designed to the latest dementia standards with every luxury has been thought of, with its own café, hair salon, cinema and bar.

Living at Llys Herbert will be all about quality of life, with every colleague passionate about enabling residents to enjoy a fulfilling lifestyle. The lifestyle team will organise a huge variety of group and oneto-one activities, tailored around resident’s unique needs and preferences. There will be plenty going on each day, as well as regular outings and live entertainment.

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Whether your loved one enjoys a quiet cup of tea in bed before starting the day, loves going for strolls in the garden, or enjoys a chat over a beer, the team at Llys Herbert will spend time to enable them to continue living life the way they want to.

Llys Herbert is part of award-winning provider, Care UK – one of the UK’s most successful care home operators* with over 40 years’ experience of delivering high quality care to older people. Care UK has more ‘Outstanding’-rated homes than any other provider, and have won more awards than any other provider in the last three years.

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