Max Happe, Assignment 7 Dialogue Three guys stand around in a dining hall.
Guy 1: I love talkin about myself
Guy 2: I can tell
Guy 1: Yep
Guy 2: Yep
Guy 3 Yup
Guy 2 I’m going to Marley’s so I gotta go
Guy 1 OK, see ya Chance… Oh! (sees another friend, laughs)
Guy 4 I saw someone earlier and they said, Hi Batman
Guys 1 and 3
Guy 1 This is the second time I’ve seen you this week with the same shirt as me
Guy 4 (laugh)
Guy 3 I like the time
Guy 1 Yeah
Guy 4 I did a double winsor
Guy 3 When’s that performance start?
Guy 4 I gotta go now actually
Guy 3 Oh
Guy 4 Nice seeing ya guys
Guy 1 See ya Spencer
Guy 3 That was funny
Guy 1 yeah (move to couch to sit and eat)
Guy 1 Have you talked to Lucy again?
Guy 3 Not yet, I need to get a hold of her to get that project finished
--Conversation is overridden by a louder conversationâ€”
Girl 1 Oh. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
Girl 2 All their songs are like equally good
G 1 Mmhmm
---- Back to original conversation ----
Guy 3 I’m going to have to talk to her somehow. or fa…..
I mean there’s always email
Guys 3 and 1 facebook (laughs)
Guy 3 Have you…… what is that?
Guy 1 An olive covered in hummis
Guy 3 Why would you do…
Guy 1 It rolled off my salad but it’s all good
Guy 3 Have… Did you ever figure out ( trails off into incoherence)
Guy 1 Huh? (Eating with food in mouth)
Guy 3 I dunno
----- Girls yell again----
Girl 1 Oh my God!
Girl 2 I know right, he’s so hot!
--- Back to original conversation---
Guy 1 Double (laugh) Double, Deuces! (sings deuces)
Guy 1 I’m keepin it real, that’s definitely not something she’s doing
Guy 3 She’s got excuses
Guy 1 That’s right she’s already got these excuses set out
Guy 3 Yeah, but I mean…
Guy 1 But it’s wrong
Guy 3 That’s just how it is though
Guy 1 Yeah but that’s like so wrong that that’s accepted in out society
Guy 3 Fucked up man
Guy 1 Yeah, It’s like you hurt my feelings and you don’t care (awkward laugh)
Guy 1 I’m so glad you know how it is. – Hey don’t you have a Korean neighbor?
Guy 3 Yeah
Guy 1 Maybe we could do some math
------- This part of conversation is inaudible-------
Guy 3 How’s your brother?
Guy 1 I don’t know, I didn’t see him much
When did he come down? Guy 1 I don’t remember. He said he came down to check out college life. Do you know what I told him? Imagine the most stress you’ve ever had and no one cares.
Guy 1 Want some more insightful shit? Love is a lesson in loss. I said that! Just made it up. Did you see that video I sent you (laughs). I watched it like 20 times.
Guy 3 Has the internet been fucking up for you today? It has for me and its pissed a lot of people off.
Guy 1 I love winter. I love winter fashion. I’m bout to fuck this campus up. I bet Amsterdam is pretty fashionable.
Guy 3 Yeah, lot of black- black coats
Guy 1 How cold does it get?
Guy 3 not really bad.
Guy 1 How hot?
Guy 3 90s
Guy 1 Tornados, earthquakes?
Guy 3 Sometimes
Guy 1 These quotes aren’t very insightful. Life without music is a journey through the desert? Duh, I mean life without music isn’t life.
Guy 3 Yeah
Guy 1 They might as well put one up that says you can’t spell vodka without V or don’t fart down wind.