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Why was the math book sad at Christmas? Because it had too many “problems” to solve.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What did one Christmas tree say to the other? Lighten up!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle.”
What do you call Santa when he’s afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobic!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pine-apple!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Ornamints!
What do gingerbread men use to make their beds? Cookie sheets.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
What does Santa use to measure? Santameters.
Buzzzz’N Around Town
Hometown
Tour of Homes Dec 7 5-8pm Downtown Newnan The Fayette Humane Society’s 8th Annual Christmas Tour Of Homes Dec 8 from 2 to 6pm www.fayettehumane.org. Festival begins 4pm : Parade 6:30pm. Dec 7 at 4pm at 68 Main
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