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Fpotball Laushs

Jim Conzelman, fdmous football coach and still more famous after-dinner speaker, has been pulling the prize football gag of the season in his many speeches on the gridiron game. He says that before he started coaching professional football teams and was training college teams, he always got along fine with the other college football coaches. He says there was only one time when he had any trouble with them. "That was when the American Association of Football coaches brought me on the carpet. The charge was tltat in the previous Thanksgiving Day game I SENT A PLAYER INTO THE GAME WHO WAS PAYING HIS OWN TUITION.''

Another popular ,"rr, atla ]*,.rra an. rounds during the past year was about the gentleman who called at the hotel where the Notre Dame football team was staying, and asked to speak to the Chaplain. "Sure," said one of the boys, "but wiich one do you want to talk to-the offensive or defensive chaplain?"

A few years back arr. -fr}. "ountry l,aughed at a Notre Dame joke. An enthusiastic follower of that tcarn was loudly proclaiming that they hadn't lost a garne all that season. Someone cut in and said: 1What are you tdkit g about? Didn't Southern Cal beat ttem just a month ago?" "That doesn't count," said the ottrer. "The Pope annullcd that."

Attend Fonnicc Convention

Alfred E. Lilly, Robert E. Lilly, and salesmen Harry L. Richards and Chett W. Harper, of Alfred E. Lilly and Associates, direct factory representatives of the Formica Company, recently returned from a visit to Cincinnati, u'here they spent a rveek attending a sales convention of the Formica Company.

TREES ARE LIKE PEOPI,E-age makes a differettcty - . -

ond lhe difference it mokes with ris is thol we're . old enough to be choosy. ond experienced enough, solid enough to tqke the righr chonccs.

Age hos only increosed the core we lqke in buying. We've got to hove the best in hordwood ond softwood plywoods, Formico ond Mosonite Brond Products.

So if quolity mokes o difierence with you pul us on your "mu3l" lisl . .