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Football Yarns

Two scouts from the Naval Academy were watching the Army football team in action, and marveled, as who does not (?)' at the terrific prowess of Blanchard. There was gloo,m on their faces. One of them said:

"Do you suppose anything can stop him?"

And the other replied:-

Buys General Store

William Brown, yard manager of the Western Hardwood Lumber Co., Los Angeles, has purchased a general store at Poplar, Calif. He was rvith the company {or twenty-five years. When he leit to take over his ner,v business, the employees at Western presented him r'vith a beatrtiful solid gold 'ivrist rvatch.

"Just one thing: graduation."

And then there was the sports writer who said to the football coach at the beginning of the season:

"Who's to do your kicking this season?"

And the gloomy-faced coach answered:

"The alumni, I'm afraid."

Scrn Diego Lumbermen Hcrve Dinner Dcrnce

San Diego lumbermen, together with their wives and guests, had an enjoyable dinner dance at the Shalimar Club, San Diego, Saturday evening, November 23. 130 attended. The party was sponsored by the San Diego HooHoo Club. Chas. D. McFarlane is vicegerent snark of the San Diego Hoo-Hoo District.