Th ere'll Be No Odds against you

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No Marksman

"I haven't found a bit of ham in this sand-

Waiter: "Try another bite."

Customer: (taHng huge mouthful) "Nope. None yet."

Waiter: "Dog-gone it! You must have gone right past it."

\ FoR sLEEPLEssNESs

I \ Mark Twain had the best recipe for insomnia. He said: lou cannot sleep try lying on the very edge of the bed; \bu might drop off."

Education

"There is, unfortunately, a very broad distinction between going to school, and getting an education. This distinction has become even greater during the past generation than it used to be."-Nicholas Murray Butler.

Some wise man once said that college rnight not educate a young man, but the other boys would.

Too True

Business has been waiting for years to get out of the red, again.

And most men are still waiting for young ladies' finger nails to take that same route.

I No Chance

\ Suitor: "Do you think your father would object to my $rrying you?"

Tlapper: "f really couldn't say, but if he's anything like me, he certainly would."

Indeed

"Just think, a single Mormon would have as many as ten wives.tt

"My goodness ! How many would a married one have?"

Thought And Action

world of thought are no longer two divided hostile cyfrs. Build up the imagination of the boy of decisionf afi the will power of the dreamer, so that in the futurffnen will have the nerve to lead the way they have showri, and men of action will have the vision to imagine the consequences of their decisions."-Prince Max of Baden.

Taking A Chance

A handsome young man wandered into the grandstand at a tennis tournament as a match was in progress, and asked the general guestion to those about him: "Whose game?"

A shy young thing looked at him longingly, and answered: ttl am.tt

Surprised Him

Curious Old Lady: "'Why, you've lost you?"

Crippled Beggar: "Well, doggoned if I ouyft6g, haven't aventt !"

Adventures That Grow Old

As our adventures fade into the past we clothe them with garments of mystery, danger, and royal splendor.