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NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AGENTS

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STEAMERS

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His Subject

"And now, my friends", said the egotist, ,,I will address you on the subject, 'Who is the smartest man in this town, and why am I?"'

The Grainand The Mountain

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out-it's the grain of sand in your shoe. Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big worth while things.

THEORY VS. FACT

"The man who gives in when he is wrong", said the great political orator, "is a wise man; but he who gives in when he is right is-"

"Married", intervened a meek voice from the crowd.

Vice Versa

My father's favorite saying was: "A successful business man is one who watches the crowd and then goes the other way."-1"6y Rhondda.

Gotoa

When you grow weary of t ts of men that has stood Long patient years

Beneath its branches a silent wood. A thing long lost.

It Might Be The Other

A new system of memory training was being taught in a village school, and the teacher was becoming enthusiastic.

"For instance," he said, "supposing youwant to remember the name of a poet-BobbyBurns? Fix in your mind's eye the picture of a policeman in flames. See? Bobby Burns?"

"Yes, I see", said the bright pupil. "But how is one to know that it does not represent Robert Browning?"

Combat

There is no victory without a fight and those that are afraid of that fight are not worthy of the victory.-Statler Salesmanship.

Knew His Stuff

Girl writer who has been introduced to Hollywood motion picture producer, and wants to make an impression: "I just adore Keats".

Hollywood motion picture producer who is doing the best he can under the circumstances:

"Dot's fine. I'm glad to meet a lady vot lofs children".

Believe It Or Not

You go South from Detroit to reach the nearest part of Canada.

As God created t will find again are content to be No bough that turns Its golden thou ts to autumn ever yearns

Beyond a hi immortality.

Go to a tree silence. You will find In theeloquence of bud and leaf Serenity the voice of grief. And faith bove the reach of human kind.

Man While his noisy days in search of gain find God in sunlight, soil, and rain.

Scruggs.

You are one hundred miles farther West when you are in Reno, Nevada, than when you are in Los Angeles, California.

You are farther West when you are in Jacksonville, Florida, than when you are in Cleveland, Ohio.

Summer Andwinter

There are sorne men who at thirty have thirty winters in their hearts; and others at sixty with sixty sumrners in their souls.

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