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(Reports from all over the country tell of a flood of Truman stories. Two of my favorite columnists, one in Washington and the other in New York, who make a business of gathering gags for laugh-creating purposes, agree that it is the biggest flood of stories on one subject since the avalanche of fun that was showered down on the T Model Ford long ago. Every day additional Truman stories come to me by letter, by air, or in the newspapers. I have scores of them on my desk today. Of the bunch, I like this one the best:)

San Francisco Lumbermen's Club

Christmas

Pcrty To Be Held Dec. 2l

The annual Christmas Party of the San Francisco Lumbermen's Club, at rvl.rich orphans from the Edgervood Home, San Francisco, will be entertained will be held at the Palace Hotel, San Francisco, on Thursday, December 21. In cl.rarge of arrangements rvill be Arts Evans and Bill McCubbin.

A bunch of men are talking politics, and one of them remarks:

"I understand Truman is raising taxes."

A fellow with a wide hat on hauled off and knocked the speaker down.

"You can't talk that way when I'm around," he said.

A by-stander asked, "What did he say?"

The man with the wide hat said. "ffe said Truman lrras raised in Texas."

Horace

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'Oregon Chicken Rcnch

Horace S. Corbett, formerly owner of the Lafayette Lumber & Supply Co., Lafayette, Calif., is now living at Spring Ilill Farm, Tiller, Oregon. He has a chicken ranch and is in the egg business; would welcome old friends who may be passing that way.

Incidentally his son, Tom Corbett, is a salesman for Strable Hard'w'ood Company, Oakland.

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