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whqt WHOLESATE ONIY meqns fo you
"WHOIESALE ONIY" rmportani words to a retail lumberman. Because a retail lumberman much prefers to have his supplier provide a convenient extension of his retarl inventory thari to have the supplier compete wirh him.
INIAND LUMBER'S slogan "The Dealer's Supplier-Never His Competitor" accurately describes INLAND'S sales policy of WHOTESALE ONLY.
' Perhaos that's one of the reasons more and more retail lumbermen specify INtAND TUMBER as lheir Number
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"Dad, what is bankruptcy?"
i "Bankruptcy, son, is where you put your rnoney in your ,hip pocket, and let your creditors take your coat.',
Golf-An Eosy Gome
By Edgar Guest
Gptt i" an easy game to play, a fact which I can prove, She little ball you,want to hit is one that will not move.
stays exactly where it lies until your stroke is made, that it's going to dodge your club, you needn't be afraid, il'So take your time, and play your stroke, and let the blow i':There's nothing to the game of golf, the club will do the work;
Sfrd fex your wrists, and twist your hips, that's all you have to do.
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You'll hit the ball with grace and ease, but never if you jerk.
So just stand up and bend your knee a little to the right, And I'ift your heel and put it down, but not with all your might.
And use your fingers, not your palms, and let the club
.Don't lift your eyes to see the shot before you've struck the ball, 1,, Don't let your body beat your club, or you will spoil it alt. j,r Don't drop your shoulder left or right, don't swing your;: self around,
Remember, it's a little ball, arid not a drum you pound.
Hit out and let the club head go, don't draw it in to you, i. Thsn stretch your arms and lift your hands, that's all you have to do.
There's nothing to the game of golf ; stand up antl play a shot, r.: But never try to hit the ball with every ounce you've got. Have patience, get some self-control, and practice day Ey day,
And train your muscles and your head, your bidding to obey.
Then worh and wait for fifty years, though gblfers good are few, tust learn to give the club a chance, that's all you havg ' to do.
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First Actress: "\l[Ihen I came on the stage the audience simply sat therg open-mouthed."
' Second Actress: "Nonsense t They never all yawn at once."
No Shorl-Cut
Said George Eliot: "There is no short-cut, no patent tram-road to wisdom. After all the centuries of invention, lies through the thorny wilderness which must still be trodden in solitude, with bleeding feet, with sobs for help, as it .was trodden by them of old time."
Definite
"Gladys, on what grounds does your fither object to me?"
"On any grounds within a mitre of the housc."
Pretty Tough
By J. J. Montague
Much fault with trees has long been found, Because their trunks are fashioned round. And, when sawed up leave bulging,flanks, Which will not serve at all as planks. ff trees grew square, the mill men say, Their cares would vanish all away, So men have searched the seven seas, And found, at last, square-sided trees.
Yet still must fare men forth in hordes, To fell these trees and saw up boards, And every saw that cleaves them must Leave in their wake a trail of dust Which winds across thd mill yard toss, Creating economic loss- 'i4 A thing on which we all should'frown, Because it cuts the profits down.
ff trees would only saw themselves
In shingles, lath, and pantry shelves, And turn themselves to tidy rows Of small suburban bungalows, Or fall apart in any pl,an That fitted with the needs of man, What stacks of money could be made . By people in the I'umber trade.
Too bad that everything of worth
Produced by this imperfect earthThe trees, the stones, the coal, the oil, fnvolves in getting, so much toil. Too bad that man, who would prefer To lie around and never stir, Where fields are green and skies are blue, Has always so much work to do.
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"I can't see the point to this joke," said the contributor.
"That's all right," said the contributor, will see it-they're smart."
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Riverside County Hoo-Hoo Elects Deqler Don Oqkes President
Itiversicle C--ounty Hoo-Hoo Club 117 met September 20 at the Firesicle Inn ai Ileaumont, Calif., for a steak cir lobster dinner ancl the annu:rl election of officers for tl-re popular club's 1957-.58 term. The retiring president. Ilob Saucke of the Cresmer \Ianufacturing Co., Iliversicle. conductecl tl.re final nreeting oi his ternr .f i,ffjce, uncl those in the audience s'ho remembered u.hat a "battle" he put up against runnir.rg at the 1956 election in tl're Nlissiorr Inn at Riverside corrld only conclucle u'hat a verv successful clulr year he l'ras hacl in the interim.

The ofllce seems to h:rve had as fine lrn effect on Presiclent Saucke as l.re has had on it. for he conclncted the r.r-reeting presiclent, l'hich he non'is.
I)on Oakes, the popul:rr vorlng lr.rmber dealer {rom llesperia, Calif., r,*,,hose acclui.sition <-,f the retail yarcl there rvas only :rnnounced at tl-re club's 19.56 clection mceting, has come up fast and l'as elected to the Clrrlr 117 presi<lency at the mecting last nronth. The vice-Dresirlent n.iil be Rill X{cDonald of the Simlisorr l-ogging Lo. That faitl-rful serr.ant of the club, longtirne Secretarr' \\tarren Flaskins, n as finaily replaceil mrlch t() his reiief l11- the e(l1lallv popular G"..y \\'estphal , u'hich keeps the secretary office in the Inlancl Lumlrer Co. prenrises it I,rloomington, any\\-av. (]ene Fox, of the I'alrrr Sprirrgs Iluilders Srrpplv Co., couldn't get out of