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An old race-track tout, who had spent his life following the ponies, dropped dead in the street one day and they carried his body to the morgue. Papers on his person gave his name and address, so they phoned down to the boarding house where he lived and asked that someone come down to the morgue and identify him.

So two of his old race-horse friends went down to attend to this duty. They were told to go into the morgue and see if they could pick him out. They went in and there was a line of "stiffs" each one laid out on a slab, covered by

Club 2 Membership Roster Reody

A Los Angeles Hoo-Hoo club Roster is now available to members, according to Jim Forgie, Snark of Club 2. Chuck Lember-RAymond 3-1147-has a quantity for distribution and members are urged to contact him for this handy booklet. All the data on your brother Cats is contained in this pocket firstedition. Call Chuck NOW!

a sheet. So the two started with the first they came to, and pulled down the sheet. It was not him. They pulled down the second sheet. Again a stranger. The same with the third. They didn't know that one either. One of them went to the fourth slab, pulled down the sheet, and called to his partner:

"Here he is."

"Yes," said the other, sadly. "Same unlucky old so-andso. Out of the money again."

Wood Conversion Appoints Pcrir

M. S. Wolf, general sales manager of Wood Conversion Company, St. Paul, Minnesota, has appointed Gordon A. Erickson assistant manager, building products sales. Merle A. Nicholson has been appointed assistant manager, technical sales service, with supervision over the Building Products section.

Wood Conversion building products include Balsarn-Wool insulation and Nu-Wood insulating board products. District offices include San Francisco.

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