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Those Foreign Cors

These small foreign cars are attracting worlds of attention these days. A story goes round about the big man who looked at a very small imported car and asked the salesman: was hurt. He said:

"IIow do you get into this thing?"

"You don't," said the salesman; "you just put it on."

"No, I'm not really hurt, I don't think. In fact, it wasn't the dog knocking me down that bothers me, but that tin can tied to his tail gave me an awful wallop."

Woodheqd Lumber Co. Closes;

was crossing the Thonks All for 'Good Will'

And there is one about the man street when a big hound dog, running at top speed, sideswiped him and knocked him down. As he was getting to his feet, a small car hit him and down he went again.

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Bystanders helped him to his feet and one asked if he

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