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Age not guaranteed---Some I have told lor 2O years---Some Less

A Short Shorr Story (but good)

(My old friend James Kirkwood, veteran Thespian, often hands me a story. They are always short and sharp. Here is his latest.)

Two men met one morning.

One of them had a terrific hangover, that showed plainly.

The other one said:

"Boy, you look awful !"

Old Story - New Twist

Foilowing is a clipping from Ted and Dorothy F'riends' "Around San Francisco" column appearing in the San Francisco Call Bulletin. It appears that Harry Merlo, sales manager at Rockport Redwood Co., has something besides redwood on his mind.

"Picture This ! Sheila Murphy, rior,v a pretty I. Magnin model, arrived in San Francisco from Wisconsin to seek her fame and fortune. Two days following her arrival she