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NCDYO "THRIFT PANEL'

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Douglos Fir-White Fir-pine-Mixed Species ltre uumffiR sAuEs

"Brownie" Morkstrom

5O5 E. Compton Blvd. Compton, Colifornio o Wholesole Only o

now Quclify Redwood pnckeiged for DO- ll-YOUR-SEtFERS

Ifere's a profitable way to answer requests for low cost redwood panelsofrer "Thrift Panel" by Union Lumber Company. Twelve sections of A & Btr grade Kiln Dried redwood, packaged in spar- kling yellow and red protective Noyo Wrap. Wbekend carpenters really go for "Thrift Panel" so do professional builders! It's light, durable, and easy to use.

Available now in 4" & 6" widths andT' & 8' lengths, "Thrift Panel" is resawn 414" stock. . one-side smooth surfaced, the other rough textured. Each package end-labeled to give size, grade, contents, and coverage. There's a place for you to mark retail price, too.

Let "Thrift Panel" and the grow- ing D-I-Y paneling trend build more sales for you. Order today from your Unioir Lumber source!

Biggest Ghonge

"When water becomes ice, what is.the change that takes place?" asked the professor in chemistry.

"The biggest change, Professor," said Sammy Bernstein, "is in the price."

Boys

There are many kinds of boys - Rollos and Tommies and Fauntleroys; Boys who are crude, and blunt, and rough; Boys who are made of sterner stuff Boys who try in their blundering way, A friendly, chivalrous thing to say And only succeed in stammering out Some words whose meaning is left in doubt.

Boys who are awkward, boys who are boldBoys who will never do as they're told; Boys who are bashful, boys who are shy, Who can't be at ease however they try .

Boys who are dull, boys who are bright, Boys who are always ready to fight; Boys with ambition and boys withoutBoys who bristle and boys who shout Boys who wheedle, boys who tease, Boys who wear out their trouser knees. Of all the boys, which one is best? Away ahead of all the rest?

'Tis not a matter lrte may discussHe's just the boy who belongs to us.

Carolyn Wells.

,How Mory Lost o Tip

The newly appointed high court judge was in one of the county seats of his district, holding court. He was a man well satisfied with himself. He engaged the Irish waitress in conversation during lunch. She said she had been in this country two years and she liked it only fairly well. No enthusiasm. So the judge tried to sell her a bill of goods on this country. Said she had many privileges here she would never have in Ireland. He said:

"For instance, in freland a waitress would never be chatting in friendly fashion with a high court judge, now would she?"

And Mary said: "But in Ireland, you'd niver be a high court judge."

Determinotion

When you speak of selling, remember the boy who applied for a certain job. The employer looked him over and asked, "Weren't you here asking for this same job a week ago ?"

"Yes, sir," said the boy, "but you said I wasn't old enough."

"Then why are you back again?" asked the man.

"Mister, I'm older no!r/r" said the boy.

He got the job.

Technicql

The teacher in a science class will never forget the following answer, written by a young lady in a quiz. One of the questions was "Define a bolt and nut, and explain the difference."

The girl wrote: "A bolt is a thing like a stick of hard metal such as iron, with a square bunch on one end, and a lot of scratching wound round the other end. A nut is similar to a bolt, only just the oppositebeing a hole in a chunk of iron, sawed off short with wrinkles round the outside of the hole."

The startled teacher blinked several times. and then marked it "A."

Rhymed Philosophy

I hate to be a kicker,

I always long for peace,

But the wheel that does the squeaking

Is the wheel that gets the grease.

It's nice to be a peaceful soul

And not too hard to please,

But the dog that does the scratching

Is the one that has the fleas.

I hate to be a kicker -

Means nothing in a show, But the kickers in the chorus

Are the ones that get the dough.

The art of softsoap-spreading

Is the thing that palls and stales, But the guy that swings the hammer

Is the one that drives the nails.

Let us not put any notions

That are harmful in your head, But the baby that keeps yelling

Is the baby that gets fed.

NO MORE STICKY TAPE, THUN,IB. TACKS OR NAII.HOIE DAMAGE!

A one-time, inexpensive installation of "H0[D-A. M0[0" solves the age-old problem of displaying maps, charts, pictures, bulletins, etc., 0n a temporary 0r permanent basis. Merely slide the object for display under "H0LD-A-M0[D's" exclusive patented "floating" insert holder, and it's thete to stay until a slight pull releases it! "H0LD-A-M0LD" is both decorative and functional and is recommended for use in conference r00ms, school rooms, family rooms, offices, dens, stores, bulletin boards, easel displays, governmental agencies, etc. "H0LD-A-M0[0" is manu. factured in Pine and is availahle for immediate ship. ment in Straight or Mixed Shipments of Millwork and/or Lumber items in lineal-foot lengths from 3' to 16'. 0uotations are also available to Dealers for variations in pattern and species.

For Actuql Working Model qnd literqtureDEAIER,S MAY CONTACT l4O5 Court Street-P.O. Box 854

REDDING, Cqlifornio phone: CHestnut l-3241

DIRECT RAll-Truck & Trciler SHIPilfENTS

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