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He Didn't Miss

The drunk driver crashed into the side of the big truck. The big, red-faced driver came bouncing out of his seat, his fists doubled and wrath flashing from his eyes. He shouted to the drunk:

"What-the-hellsa-matter with ya? Ya blind'?"

The drunk was indignant. He said:

W. D. Cor:nor, Ir. Visits Los Angeles

\,V. D. Connor, Jr., vice president and sales rnanager for the Connor Lumber & Land Company, of Marshfield, Wisconsin, was a re'cent visitor in Los Angeles, and called cn the hardwood buying trade. His concern is one of the very largest manufacturers of Birch and Maple lumber and other products in the entire world. Besides lumber, they manufacture Birch and Maple flooring in large volume. Mr. Connor was recently relieved {rom duty as a Commander in the Navy, in which capacity he served through the rvar.

"Whatta ya mean, blind? J Y"n", didn't I?"

And the best gag of the season is credited to Bing Crosby. He was talking about his friend Bob Hope. Hope, he said, was popular with the ladies, but awful tight with his dollars. "You might say," said Bing, "that llope is fast with a squaw, but slow with a buck."

WEA Ncmes New Generql Mcncger

San Francisco, April l7.-Henry W. Clark, u'ho has been serving as an administrative assistant to the president of the Waterfront Employers Association of the Pacific Coast since last November, was named general manager of that organization yesterday. The announcement n'as made by Frank P. Foisie, WEA president, following the Board of Directors' action Wednesday. Before coming to the lVaterfront Employers Asscoiation, N{r. Clark was general manager of the Alaska Development Board.

Avqiloble lor immedicrte delivery in bronze wire, Colilornio qnd modulqr. Galvonized avqilqble in limited quontities. MqnuJocturers o{ screens ior oll types ol wood or metol sosh, residentiql cqsement, double-hung.

Screens lor Ogle windows.

Specilicotions crnd prices lurnished on screens fcr oll types ol commerciql ond industriol windows.

The Dowicide Dip In Cotombia

Just cs nctive dugout ccnoe but we dip evety bocrd cnd ship out ihe linest cqbinet woods you gyst sc\f,r-6hecked ond double checked ct every stcge by reliqble Amerigcn inspectors.