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Bri,ng s Euerett- Hoban custorners qual'ity redwood 'in neus pr otect'iu e packag'ing

The Union Lumber Company is proud to be a participant in America's largest all lumber rail shipment. Linking the Union redwood forests in California with our dealers' yards on the eastern seaboard, the Golden Arrow "Lumber Special" dramatizes the new age of modern merchandising in the lumber industry today.

Significantly, the historic train carried one of the first majorshipments of NOYO brand redwood in Union's new yellow protective lumber wrap . . . combining modern packaging with modern shipping to keep Noyo Redwood in perfect condition coast to coast, from mill to yard to customer.

Union Lumber Company congratulahs all the participants and planners!

Mothers

Old Lady-"Young lady, I'll bet your mother would be angry if she saw you in that scanty bathing suit." Young Lady-"You're not kidding. It's hers."

Enclosed Find Check

"Enclosed find check." The sweetest words That e'er outclassed the song of birds. How they allay the widow's fears And dry the orphan's briny tears.

When sad and tired and short of kale, A letter comes by morning mail, Like other letters it appearsWith postage stamp and inky smears.

"No doubt," we sigh, "It is a dunSome frantic person after mon; These beastly bills we cannot Pay Take all the sunshine from the daY.

"And make us wish that we were dead, With stacks of granite overhead."

And then with languid hands we tear The envelope to see what's there.

And then out comes a note, bY heck, With these brave words: "Enclosed find check."

Ah ! Then we bid farewell to woe And like the Brahma roosters crow. The sun once more is cutting haY, The gloomy clouds are blown away, The world is glad that was a wreck, Changed by the words"Bnqle5sd find check'"

Ben Frqnklin Sqid:

"If time be of all things the most precious, wasting tim: must be the greatest prodigality, since lost time is never found again; and what we call time enough always proves to be little enough."

Nol Through the Nose

"Young man," said the old lady to the grocery cle;k, "llow do you sell your limburger cheese?"

"Madam," replied the clerk, "I sometimes wonder about that myself."

Troubles of o Prophet

The local weather bureau forecaster missed his predictions so badly and so often that he became a standing joke in the community, to his great annoyance, for he was by way of being a sensitive soul. So he applied for transfer to another area.

"Why?" asked headquarters, "do you wish to be transferred ?"

"Because." said the unfortunate weather man, mate here does not agree with me." cli-

A Night

Almost anywhere in and all's hell !"

Wotchmqn's Cry

the world today: "Eight o'clock,

Milirory Tolk

He was an ex-soldier was this lunch-counter waiter, and so was the short-order cook, and they had their signals down pat. The customer said to the waiter:

"I want a bowl of oyster soup, two scrambled eggs, coffee and brown bread."

And the ex-soldier bawled to the cook:

"Marines in the mud; two squads; deploy 'em, cup of reveille, and colored shock troops !"

How Diogenes fucrificed

The old Corinthian and thinker, Diogenes, was noted, even in those dangerous days, for his independence. It was charged against him by the critics that he never offered sacrifice to the gods of Greece, and there were murmurs against him. Men had died for less. So one day when there was a great gathering in the temple, the old man, who lived in a barrel on the city dump, appeared in their midst and, ostentatiously cracking a louse on the altar rail, proclaimed in loud tones:

"Thus doth Diogenes sacrifice to all the gods at once."

Flying lce

In Montana it was 50 degrees below zero in February, and the foreman of a work gang phoned in to headquarters to report that one of his men had been knocked unconscious by fying ice. The boss wanted to know what he meant by "flying ice." Said the foreman:

"He was chewing tobacco and tried to spit against the wind."